>>575522954>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>unlimited asura tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1ckFG3TI5rfLg1V1tGYBOMfxXMpl-8nVWPhwum93VKbg/>registrationhttps://forms.gle/mvFc5vjmX4k7PCwE6>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1RE7QhjaghZPKgt_iZzUQz6fRZvcRUqcLw1gdi8bv1A0/
loogy
riichi or dama?
>>575633958Riichi but you'll probably dama like a bitch
yuzu
>>575633958>ryanmen wait>dealer turnriichi
>>575633958riichimake em fold
>>575633535Loogy
>>575634062wrongzu
>>575633535
>>575633958I want to riichi this because the wait is depleted and kind of crap so just put the stick down to make others fold.
Mario is the superior sister.
The superior chink (american)
I messaged an anon last week and he still hasn't replied.
When's the next tourney?
It may not look like it, but this is a Shartia thread
>>575634601get back to work hoe
>>575634647delete him, he doesn't deserve you
Just checked the match log and the 4th place didn't ron me when I dealt in because it would have dropped me from second to third while not being nearly enough to get him out of last place... What a kind jonger...
>>575634881/mjg/ers won't just ghost someone out of nowhere, right?
franked
>>575635210You met a rare soul.
>>575634647I didn't wanna be the one to tell you but...
>>575635210Great things will come to this jonger in the future
>>575634810Hao hao hao… I’m clocked in already, boss. 别催啦。
I'm not having fun playing ranked anymore
>blue hag claimed>chink claimed>bird claimed>bird hag claimedWhat nicknames does she even have left?
>>575636291who?
>>575636291This is blue hag
>>575636291very important bird
>>575636291
>>575636291She was bird hag before south hag came out
How long do you wait after posting a WWYD to show the answer?
>>575636579just say "nvm figured it out" and delete the post
>>575636291She's bird chink
>>575634043>>575634065>>575634102>>575634278I did end up just riiching but I thought back then that this could be a dama and MAKA+Mortal seem to like it too. The fact that 1st place is basically unreachable makes the dama a bit more appealing - there's 2200 in sticks on the board as well so even the yasume 4p ron converts to a hefty 6100 already, and the takame win/tsumo gives us even more.The wait is the worst ryanmen and also rather depleted already so trying to aim to maximize winrate, secure what points we can get here and then reassess the situation afterwards would seem a bit better for our fight for 2nd place (and avoiding 4th). 7p dealin also just flat out kills shimo hereFor what it's worth, allegedly balanced NAGA riichis this, though I don't have the review myself. Don't think it's a terrible riichi, there's a non-zero chance kamicha does something stupid here and gives us a chance to fight for 1st, but I think I'd dama this if given the chance again
>>575636579I wait until I'm certain all the wrong answers have been posted already and the correct ones are about to drop.
>>575636690No, this is bird chink.
>>575636818No, that's bird hag.
>>575636769>The fact that 1st place is basically unreachablenot when you get your deserved ura 3 and your direct hit on kamicha
>>575636769>me riichiCaveman jyanshi when
>>57563657920-30 minutes, gives a decent amount of time for people to respond without seeing the botcope
>>575636769Bakyou looks strong for someone dropping 7p into a damat. hindsightmaxxing
>>575636449You can't even call her blue bird hag because her bird is yellow
>>575637045To an extent but there's only one 7p left sadly.
>>575636291Just call her blue chink, there are no other blue chinks afaik
>>575636291she's the real bird
birdium beam! pchooo
I got the repo wwyd right
Rerolled the shop 8 times and there was no orb that I need. I could've just converted those 60 jims into money to buy the next orb sooner
>>575637612>forced cheater beam
>>575638065Just play ranked.
>>575638147Has his captain apologized for pressuring him to cheat yet?
>>575638182I already lost 20k in 3 games a week ago, so no. I'd rather just do dailies
>>575638310He was cheating before he even signed up for league. Soulless adept
Majsoul Friends Room 56020(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=56020
>>575638682is this a furfag room
nyoooooo I'm stuck in ranked
>>575638712no this is patrick
>>575638310so sorry for party rocking
>>5756386823/4
>>575638682started
I killed Miko https://x.com/yukihirobc5/status/2082209286906941811?s=20
>>575639364Washizu and his showgirls
>>575639386MAI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>575639386
>>575639386well done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIYPZQlD37c
he stopped the grind …
do you guys have a catchphrase irl? I learnt today I have one.
I camehttps://exhentai.org/g/4082170/fb247439bb/
>>575639386https://x.com/yukihirobc5/status/2082215619018338813You missed my vitals
hangover night desu>>575640761please share with the class anoni dont think i have one but i tend to gravitate to using the same words
>>575640674who
I'm pretty sure this parlor is full of cheaters https://x.com/MLounge260301/status/2081893230153720210https://x.com/MLounge260301/status/2082249775769166000
>>575641079I say "*sigh* lord" a lot at any circumstance >>575640796>no happy end
https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/123913910/12.9No he didn't, he's going back to m2
>>575641512/mjg/ banned an innocent player for no reason
>>575638682gg
>>575638682gg, desuwa
>>575638682gg mahjong happened
>>575641664Cry harder, baggot
I'm constantly surprised by my ability to score really high on mortal when playing like a retard.I might be turning chinese.
>>575640761"ohnononono ___bros not like this!!"
>>575642557
>>575640761I like to say "What is going on?" enunciating each word.
>>575640761My catchphrase is calling everyone a nigger faggot
>>575640761No I don't.Are you anons like NPCs after running out of dialogue options?
>>575643239No, we're just autistic and rehearse our dialogue beforehand and if we get stuck we blurt out the same stereotyped lines.
Man, Hitler is so hot I might come back to BA after all
>>575643239Like the swing of a sword, every catch phrase call-out is practiced, yet each time born anew.
>>575643239if you catch me on a bad day, and im talking to someone i have no interest in talking to, there will be plenty of instances of me just saying random shit for no reason like an NPC.
>>575643418>>575643573I'd rather make up new words or try to be a little original on the spot than repeating myself like a chimpish cockatoo. Bingzonga
DING DONG!! DING DONG!!!
>bingzonga
>>575643239
Alright I’m downloading blue archive
>mfw looking at en server rank1 comments
>>575643992>sit on my face>panda mainHonestly based
>>575643239Well, I'll see you later.
>>575636818she's japanese
I respond to bad things with "rip" a lot
>>575644227panda hides a good body ngl
>mfw top 1 compatriot (an ex-celestial) replied back on my profile
>>575643992Is that cat still commenting about flushing chinese kids down the toilet
>>575644515She doesn't really try to hide it
>>575644458I've been trying to stop this habit since like 2010.
>>575644813I don't even waste my time with HC diablo/poe anymore, it's never going to leave my lexicon
>>575644813rip
Jyanshi for this feeling?
>>575645042
>>575644661Probably. It's some schizo pretending to be indian for 10 pages using panda. Other people also reply which makes his profile some chat for randoms which fucking sucks
>>575645307Every female
FLUSHING CHINESE KIDS DOWN THE TOILER
>>575645307
>>575645595If they look Chinese you are probably very ill
Just 3 more weeks until horsie, can't wait
>it's august already
I played ranked today.
>>575646018Good, just one month left, the heat is killing me
>>575646025Did you win
Bonjour, mes cheris!5+10 standard south kokoMajsoul Friends Room 91718(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=91718
>deal in because I was watching stream on other screenMy lowest low
>>575646721Was it a good stream at least
>>575646793No, it's fucking moonmoon.
With this post, I convince Yostar to do the Lucky Star collab.
>>5756466412/4
>>575644515she advertises it when her pimp tells her to
>>575646860Don't know who that is but you probably deserved that deal-in
hanchan take too long i cant join them at work
>>5756466414/4 start
>full
>>575646721Yesterday I dealt in to a jap who I was streamsniping
i'm boredentertain me /mjg/
Let's discuss feet
look at this cat
>>575647154Your sanma?mutsuki-0.png
>>575647594
>>575647828
shall we watch a movie?
>>575647853sugoi deshou
>>575648142What movie?
>>575648240mario movie
yagooey
I got the job
>>575646641Hag ronned bigly...3/4
GGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj4HwThSdAc
I camehttps://exhentai.org/g/1195845/ee1e3150b3/
>>575648625Sorry to hear it.
>>575648240Any movie, but I have Pussy in Boots in mind
>>575648625Don't forget to give your first paycheck to yours truly
>>575646018rip
>>575647828i think my foot fetish stemmed from that time when i was a kid i sniffed my mom's feet as a joke but it actually smelled pleasant
>>575648640>>5756466411 more game tonightstarted
>>575648625You just ruined your life
>>575648764>tfw it's sexual impriting time and you roll a stupid fetishmany such cases
>>575648764Foot fetish is correlated with autism, so it's probably just that.
>>575640761It's OVER for you.
test
>>575649114False. Don't go around spreading misinformation.
>>575649247It's not. You can look it up if you want.
>>575648674I'm all for Puss in Boots
>>575649301Alright now you are insisting, so you've leveled up to disinformation.
>>575649107Feels good to have rolled a good fetish
>>575649434
Oh dear.I blame my iishanten judgement.
>>575649217
>>575649686your call rate is very very low
I still can't believe mahjong soul is the first gacha I've ever spent money on. I guess having actual gameplay and being fun when I win makes the difference.
>>575650156Hmmmm. Is there a good jade room guide to calling?You might be on to something as I often feel rather slow at times.I think I only call into tenpai or if I see a fast toi toi outside of typical honor confirmation.I fear destroying value/shapes needlessly if I could theoretically make use of say, a terminal with my hand if closed. And at ryanshanten there's still often flexibility to consider.
mahjong must always be fun even if you loset. average celestial
>>575650568Yes, puyos guide to calling tiles
>>575650604dont think ive had fun playing mahjong since i left adept
>>575649415It better be the 2nd one
aaaAAAAaaaAaaAAAAAaaaaAA
>>575649107>rolled all the worst fetishes just an inch away from the actual incomprehensible revolting stuff>the melded together into some unfathomable evil shit that I constantly dream about every other night which reminds me how fucked up I amfate is so cruel
>>575646641ggs
>>575650568ngl i think you might need more reading on fundamentals firstlow calls, really low keiten rate, avg turns to win is highcould give something like the translated crow book a go
>>575646641gg
my fetish? american flag bikinist. chinese
>>575648142>>575649415alright anons https://live.fc2.com/74835469/
>play 6 hours of ranked>end up 7 points ahead of where I was
>luckyj (the strongest robot in the world) works by randomly choosing it's favorite move based on a distributionwhat the fuck? so if we review its logs we're going to think ithe best move is retarded by accident?https://note.com/lithe_gerbil3668/n/n16e5c9b4319b
>>575651408started
>>575651160>low keitenThat's because i read I'm supposed to fold third row if I draw a dnager tile or am in 2-shanten
>motokirara booba and tummy posted on official discord again
>>575651471I got a net gain of ~60 points today
>>575651330nice fetish bro
When is the next skin powercreep with bonus decorations?
>>575652279I got ~600
>>575652394india.you will all wish you were india 2028. india has the greatest population and will be the greatest super power ever.
>akagi player deals in>sends a cool emotethat's cringe
>>575652543Shut the FUCK up stinky
heyyy feeties
>>575652603
Regular roomMajsoul Friends Room 50978(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=50978
>>575652817To me, it's soaking wet feeties with sweat dripping down
>>575652853>condomno thank you
>>575652279
>>575652853Started
im going to sleep
>>575650828THis guide is just telling me all the times I shouldn't call....
>wake up>open amae-koromo>rival got 4 4ths in a rowtoday is a good day
Y'all lowkey sleeping on chibi Ichihime porn
>>575653702most players call too much in mahjong, not too littlekeep your super closed style and read this insteadhttps://files.riichi.moe/mjg/books%20(en)/Super%20Menzen%20Style%20Mahjong.pdfbecome /mjg/'s strongest hag
>>575653926Well...I guess I should play to my natural tendencies.
>>575653926>only chapter 1what's the point?
>>575654016Wonder if he's trying for that achievement where you need to fail a riichi by dealing in and leaving under 1000 points
>>575653926just like oinobuko can play with a 70% callrate and succeed, it doesn't mean everyone should or should even trywhen I first got to jade my callrate was low (like 22%), I tried reading that book and coping with it for a while and loopedwhen i came back to focus on the grind again some time later, pushing my callrate towards the 32% mark was one of the main reasons i started to climb
>>575654872Mahjong is more fun if everyone has a unique playstyleWouldn't it be cool if we had an anon famous for not calling, or always damaten, or going chiioi, and so on?
>>575655996>always damatenthis is so shockingly bad you would need to be a mythical pure monk to actually do 100 real games with no bots just jobbing endlessly without taking the temptation to get a free win even once.
It is me... master of the famous nanboku sensou technique....
I'm the famous 4th placer
>>575652817Are ANY of you baggots white? I have never seen a white blue archive player in my life.
Is constant nose picking a playstyle?
>>575657351Shortcut to get Parkinson’s disease
>>575657517chat is this real?
is stimfapping a playstyle?
>>575657337we're all SEA
>>575657337I know a bunch of BA players irl thanks to local fighting game tournaments and every single one of them is viet/flip/etc. They're also funny cunts tho so it balances out
Me and my mahjong crush
I hate yuritroons
Are ANY of you mjggers white? I have never seen a white mahjong player in my life.
>>575651160What's wrong with my fundamentals?This is typically how my fourths go.A whole barrel of NOTHING.Either that or I lose a gamble and can't recover.Mahjong Soul Game Log:https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=jojrnv-v4qx4t98-bz28-67ac-gebi-rononnryxopr_a882995056_2I'm starting to believe the horror stories I keep hearing about variance.Only thing that's keeping me going is omigoto nanoja's advice of how you should NOT start altering your gameplay drastically if things aren't going well.
>>575658395i have a country club membership
+ev deals in are cope
>>575658303everyone says this
shan’t review logs for non teammates
>>575658395I am so white I have 4 names
>>575658408Mr. 2nd...
>>5756585852 names bros.... we got mogged...
>>575658395I'm white but I'm a turbocasual so I'm not sure I even count
>>575652853GGs gonna take a break
>>575652853that smile. that damn smileggs.
>>575652853GGs
I remember a few years ago a youtube channel posted here that showed all the sleight of hand cheats for in person mahong. Each video only a few hundred views. Anyone know which channel I'm talking about? I need it for a game I'm making.
>>575652853ggs
Majsoul Friends Room 63438(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=63438tobi-nashi
>>575658739https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATVisUXdZSU
>>575658739we just archived roku'shttps://files.riichi.moe/mjg/movies%20and%20other%20media/Mahjong%20Technique%20archive/
Thanks to that girl from Nikke there's now an influx of gacha sluts in bikinis with navel piercing. That said, new Kaavi outfit when?
>>575657337>blue whiteisn't that still just blue?
>>575658640Kiaraman/TheCount bros...
>>575658791Started
>>575659092What is wrong with you? Why are you blue?
>>575659053never theyve run out of bikinis they can give her so shes never getting one again
>>575659289YOU WILL NOT POST RACISM OUTSIDE OF /b/
>>575659289If I were green I would die
shat myself bigly
>>575659346It will be just Kaavi.No clothes.Only Kaavi.
Who the hell thought that giving a character the same outfit 3 times was a good idea
>>5756586282nd isn't so bad.. I try for first if I can but once S2 comes around I've read you should really bunker down if things start to be dangerous.
>>575659435and you would be reborn.
>>575659975Into pinkzu
>>575659586A skin where she sits at the table naked covering her tits and a crystal ball covering her crotch would go hard
>>575659381i can and i will
>>575660042internkun is asleep. nice try though.
>>575659606Archer doesn't wear much else. He could've gotten his black pajammies I guess.
Yuzu!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3NTUHa19jI
>>575660797>Steve's birthday is on vore dayThat should've been snek's birthday
I've started narrating my moves as if I'm streaming or explaining mahjong to someone who hasn't learned it.I'm so fuarking cringe. I admit it.
>rare suucha riichi event
>>575661239It's fine as long as you're talking in your head. I used to explain my moves and reading other discards and noticed that I play better than usual. I didn't do it for long though
Bad everydayWay she's moving up the tempoSwitching up the paceLove the way she's going loco
>>575661484Actually, speaking out is fine too, as long as no one is around. Otherwise it's cringe
https://youtu.be/2wab0a05GP4
>>575658791ggs need to go to bed
>>575658791ggHave time for one more. 2/4 again
>>575658791gg no re
>>575661834What if it's with your mahjong soulmate?
>>575661961Probably good, I don't have experience talking to real people about stuff I enjoy
>eat kebab with the spiciest sauce they had yesterday evening>flush it down with cereal (farm milk, but boiled) when I woke up>feel it coming in the gut>put some toiler paper first>layer a few sheets between my bowel bursts>toiler status: unclogged and extremely clean afterwards
>the graph maker is downi have people to stalkhttps://killerducky.com/mahjong/mjs_stats.htmlhttps://colab.research.google.com/drive/1puwnp-_k3aHV8trHYInX9HGsBgnJ-hYY?usp=sharingfujitakana-5.png
>>575661331I once suucha riichi'd just to bail out, didn't have anything safe and it was the one round I couldn't die in. Forced draws are cool.
>>575661239Something I noticed when I was creating content for another general is that since I was forced to rewatch my own videos while I was editing them, I noticed all the mistakes I made, and therefore improved a lot. Self-narration is pretty close to doing the same.
>>575662530>going through so many hoops just to not clog the toilerDo americans really?
I am logging BACK ON to do MORE RANKED
>>575662846The paper cushion also makes the water not splash on your butt.
I got hit by the splooshwave
>>575663218Remember; the closer you are to danger, the further you are from harm!
I got horny by the splushwave
>search for lolita tag>not shavedWhat is even the point?
>>575663218just got splashbeats
>>575663992Pubes can improve the appeal of a character if done right. I, for one, like a squiggly bush on mature/mommy characters and neat pubes on younger characters
>>575664606
>>575660354
>>575664798Yeah, those. You'd think he'd have a better sense of fashion but it is Shirou after all
>>575664606I like kendo girls with bushes
Gallery app keeps showing me my cat photos every day
>>575664606>Pubes can improve the appeal of a characterno
I'm a bush-dezogaru
>>575665017Excellent post.
>selfsigned cert suddenly on litterboxare they compromised or is someone trying to MITM me?
>MITMmy favorite is the dad
FLUSH EVERY CHINESE TODDLER DOWN THE TOILET
WWYD?
>>575661239speaking out loud helps your brain process information. keep doing it!
>>575665634myself8m
>>5756656348m because mama didn't raise a coward
>>5756656348m dama
>>575665634I also vote for 8m dama
>>575665772>>575665793>>575665814>>575665970MAKA thinks we're all cowards.
>>575665663chat is this real?
>>575666562nyes
>>575666045I mean since you're oya, I guess? But ehhh with three 2s' and a 5s out so late into the round it doesn't seem very likely to hit that wait at that point?
Ever since I got to gold I tried to play more carefully to avoid 4th place, which landed me more in 4th place-nya...
>>575666597As it turned out the Luigi immediately dealt in after the discard. I really doubt he would have if I'd riichi'd, but maybe...? I dunno. I wanted to see if other people would dama there because it seems like the obvious thing to do with 10 draws left.
>>575666605I'm having massive up-and-down swings in gold but I don't think you can afford to be afraid. Hesitation is defeat. But don't mistake hesitation for consideration. When you should fold, you need to actually fold.
I think I'm not gonna jerk off today and just get drunk instead
Why is the letter j a dude with a boner?
>>575667534
>>575667534A hungry man thinks of bread
>I drop a yakuhai on turn 1>Someone pons itSTOP THAT
>>575667926>drop chun>PON>drop east>PON>drop 9 pin>PON
>>575667926dont drop it on turn 1 then
>>575668175>it's all the same guy>get reported for collusion
>>575668421that's how you get ronned instead
>>575661239have you tried idk streaming
>>575668504not if you save it until they fold with >honors
>>575668517Will there be any interest in me streaming ranked
>If you are in iishanten, make a judgement callok but what IS that judgement call for jade rooms?
Wait a second....If I stream will you helpful anons be able to point out what I'm doing wrong fundamentally?
>>575668706telly now before i melty
>>575668706Do you have a hot european accent? Do you cough every 20 seconds? If yes, go for it.
>>575666597maybe but it's a good gamble, if you hit you win very big
>>575668706i dunno. there seems to be for me, so could be for you too
>>575668869>Do you cough every 20 seconds?I felt attacked somehow
>>575668869Best I can do is have chat put on song requests
>>575668826That's basically coaching and most anons aren't gonna bother with it. At best you'll get random twitch chatters backseating you.
How do I have fun with mahjong?
>>575670182Play casually and dont be autistic. Very easy
>>575670182goon
>>575670182Spend as much as you can on gacha and only touch non-ranked modes
Ypu have a bunch of anons complaining about goon in rc here, and then you have this >>575670314 guy
>>575670182Can you ask an easier question
>>575670182Play game to obtain tanoshiiQuit seething when somebody wins by tsumoDon't cry like a faggot bitch when you deal into some riichi tanpin dora2 ura1 hand or whateverRemember that all the suji-based folding in the world will still get you cummed on if they're in a middle or pair wait
>>575670430Xenia is on the list of jyanshis to never take seriously
>>575633535Tasty!
>>575670430The difference is that RC demands gooning as their marketing strategy and anon is merely recommending it as an individual (with no paid incentive from a corporation to spam a board with an absolute minority of high-paying gacha rollers)
>>575670430
>>575658303Better than yaoi at least
>>575670182How blackpilled do you want your answer?
>>575670801RC pays you to goon?
I got it right!
>want to lose body fat>mum keeps bringing me foodMahjong
>firefox crashes>updates >they make the worst theme in the worldwhat the fuck were they THINKING
>>575671937about:config > browser.nova.enabled > false if you're a nightly chad and reboot and don't want to kys
>played 12 games today and going to play moreIt's my day off Jane please don't put me in the newspaper
>追いかけリーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーチ!!!The MJ net commentators crack me up
>>575671937
Why yes. I WILL take an early riichi on a single wait to pair my dora wind.
>>575672898The celestial special.
>>575671937>using bloatware instead of comfy forks in 2026ngmi
>>575672961I use floorp on everything I am just too lazy to change over on this specific computer
>nameps
>noomes
>>575671937its the troons browser of choicea real man doesnt fear microsoft knowing he goons to loli doujins
>>575671380If they did, this thread would be full of screencaps of tits and ass within the exact same hour range every single day
>>575671925If you keep to a standard diet of 1200 cals a day mommies gifts wont be a problem.
>>575671925you might be joking but this is true for me, I could only start losing weight once I moved out
>>575673442My multiple google accounts are named and built around my desire to ejaculate inside of underage girls, I have no such fear.
my pizza is so greasy, I could drink it with a straw
>No title
>>575675248Have you tried not ordering from Pizza Hutchii
>>575671925just tell her to make less/not bring it to you?if she keeps doing that, just don't eat it>noo, you don't understand, she puts all of her love into it and I HAVE to eat it!be fat then lol
>>575675329It was an ""american style"" "pizzeria"
>get into game with 3 chinese players>everyone keeps winning extremely cheap hands>stay closed, wait for my chance>>it never happens>all my hands die before I do anything>but I don't deal in either>manage to scrape a tsumo in all last to win with 34kGO BACK TO SANMA AND STAY THERE
>>575675793>extremely cheap hands>sanma???
Picture doko
Yay!
>>575676343
>>575675793chink
>>575676343>sanma
Huggies to all horse enjoyers itt!
>>575677738he a good boi
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Feeling a lil down today, might as well rewatch some Cold Ones. Alcoholics are funnyMahjong
>>575678228That's the mahjong effect
>>575677738Thanks, friend.
Today I played 15 games of mahjong and gained a bunch of rank points. Now it's time for a shower and bed.
>>575678228for me it's Chad
>>575678575
>>575678575>shower You understand that you will wash off your luck and lose those points later, right?
>25 minutes between postsBravo /mjg/BRA FUCKING VO
>>575680639mjg is reclining
>>575680639I'm at work
I'm edging
>>575680639im playing baggy
>>575680639good? the 20 posts before this one were just blogslop anyway so who cares
Today's gonna be my first day on antidepressants after refusing medications for 22 years, wish me luck.
>>575681018Don't take them, retard.
>>575680639It's a thread for mahjong, not a subway surfer stream to provide constant stimuli. You do have a life outside of this thread, right?
>>575681018Congrats on the chemical lobotomy, xister.
>>575681087My life's a mess and it keeps getting worse, I have to try and fix it, meds are the only help for losers like me left at the edges of society.>>575681329I'm so scared it's unreal.
>>575680695but i'm sitting up?
>>575681018Just get a girlfriend?
>>575681018have sex incel
>>575681456At the girlfriends market, I assume? I'm not really into humans, though.>>575681503Hmmm, nyo.
rum shweppeppes and mint with limemajan time
>>575681456
>>575681368SSRIs will just make you worse but whatever.
>>575681368>he thinks meds are going to help
>>575681018If your life is actually shit then they will help you get through it. I was on them back when I was suicidal in my teenage years and they helped. The next step is actually doing something, but you can worry about that when you get there. The most important thing is to not die.
>>575681575How?
>daisangen tsumo on my dealer turn
>pilled up goycattlehave you scheduled your circumcision also
le roonmhttps://tenhou.net/4/?L7447le musichttps://youtu.be/1z8SCtwXy3g
>>575681858
>>575681718I’ve never gotten a yakuman in ranked…
>>575681858damn wrong image get in quickly before nigger gets mad again
>>575681661By turning you into an apathetic drone who doesn't actually get more functional while also giving you noxious side-effects.
>>575681801Aru wouldn't say that.
>>575681992you dont get itits hard boiled larp
>>575681639I'm not suicidal, I think? I don't know. I kinda want to die, but only if I had a gun in my hands, I could kill a lot of people and it was funny, not actively looking for it. But thanks anon, hopefully they help instead of making everything worse. At this point I think it's positive EV to gamble on pills.>>575681575I'm taking SARIs, thoughbeit.
>>575681018get a hobby and start working on the DIY /mjg/ autotable
>>5756818582/4
Isn't it funny how the country with the highest spending on "mental health" and psychiatric drug use is also an open-air insane asylum with regular school shootings? Go ahead and take those pills, my american friend.
>>575681989>apatheticDepressed people are already apathetic thoughbeit and this lack of interest in life drives them into suicide
>>575681989>noxious side-effects
>>575682051dont take them. it will steal your majan flow
>>575682068I'm taking the pills so I can better contribute to /mjg/'s projects among other things...
do you even play mahjong?go and join room
>>575682051Good luckers anon. And don’t listen to 70iq retards online. Medicine doesn’t obey consensus reality.
>>575682068>DIY autotablethat's how steve lost her arm...
>>575682323this shit is taking so long to load
>>575682504IBM or Atari?
I wonder how helpful doping would be in ranked.Has anyone here tried it?
>>575682541bimblows 13
>>5756818583/4
>the moment someone posts mahjong related stuff thread diesfuck off to /int/ already
>>575682654which settings dohuld i enabl
>>575682545Start taking antidepressants. Your results will be worse, but you won't be unhappy about it.
>>575682826whatever suits youbut left double click is neat, either for tsumogiri or if you don't bother with toggling the pass
>>575682815I’m starting to think you’re fucking retarded 2bh. Do you only count tenhou posts as to do with mahjong?
>>575683094Surely mental and drug blogs are mahjong related
>>575683225they are as damaging to the soul as mahjong is with no real benefit
>>575683225They are, because we're going to run long-term studies on how they affect mahjong performance.
Is it easier to get the winning streak achievement in bronze room or silver?I'm thinking silver since bronze nyaggers just poosh every single hand and that makes it more rng.
>>575681858still 3/4
>>575683420sanma
>>575683420I got it in jade for yonma and gold for sanma
>>575683481You need both sanma and yonma winning streak for the title.
>>575683420It'll happen when it happens, you can't force it.
im fine waiting an hour moredoes it usually take this long
>>575683705my account got deleted so i dont feel like playing
>>575683705Looks like no one plays friendlies anymore
>>575683705It's tenhou so obviously it's going to take longer to fill up
>>575683094let the man larp his tenhou games
>>575683841guest account?
Dumb amerigolem, 50kg overweight: "doctor, I am le sad, can I get pills for that?"No wonder they're a declining power.
I looked up gameplay of MFGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxS5rFmrBWIIt looks so ugly, why do you people even play it?Why are the tiles on the table at such a weird angle, why is there a girl doing a stupid dance in the corner, why are there so many special effects?What are the positive aspects of this client?
>>575681858started
>>575684790Fun things are fun
>>575633535why are there girls licking doorknobs in riichi.moe?
The future is now https://x.com/majyanyohinlabo/status/2082308005731999870
>>575684790you are brown and you are autistic and you are soulless
Mutsuki? My fuckbuddy.
>rapes
>>575686080Why is she playing yonma?
>>575684790The girl in the corner is like keys jangling but as a whole it's not that bad.
>>575684790It's the client for ADD kids.
this is the outfit i bought with the buy anything choiceam i stupid
>>575681858GG, thanks for the game!
>>575681858gg
>>575686884What am I, your accountant?
>>575686884cute motokirara
>>575681858i was clicking where the emote button would have been
>>575687043That's terminal brainrot
>win 2 games daily quest>proceeds to never get tenpai in 3 hanchansAND IT'S FUCKING SANMA
>>575686884>unbonded with whale costumeIshiggydiggy
>>575687123>proceeds to never get tenpai in 3 hanchans>in sanmahow bad is your efficiency
>>575687192more like the round ends before I get anything going
>>575687078Explain
>>575687123Post log
>>575687397
>>575687131I JUST PULLED HER SHUT UP
jesus fucking christ at this point this is a curse
Choose the next collab.
i only lost because i don't take this "game" seriously
>random number generator is a srs bzns
>>575687747
>>575687924give mutsuki the log you coward
>>575687078>left is defensive, right is offensive>bottom is menzen, top is more open
>>575687747post the mjg collab collage
>>575688085I can't... it's clogged in the toiler...
>>575687747After SAO, I fully expect KonoSuba or MT to be next in line.
>>575688216when is hat getting a reruni only have 6/10 of her bond books
I want a pusher vs folder tourneyI want a caller vs menzen tourney
>>575688181did the manga ever get good again after his arc? Everything else felt like setup without reward so far
>>575688216So funny! Give this man le clown of the year award, lole!
https://youtube.com/shorts/xA82UMsB2jI?si=QoqbXpgUhajPBt8e
>>575688360read books
>>575658408E1 why are you skipping 6p pon and 4p chii to tenpai? tanki is fine, you can change it around and it gives a layer of mawashi when you end on an honor/terminal tanki, your floaters result in a bad wait half the time anywayE2 you cut the 1m1p correctly but then float the 1s over yakuhai for no reason, missing a haku pairupE2-1 cut nonyakuhai before yakuhai, again you miss out on a pair. turn 7 you go back to ryanshanten with dora 2, it's way too slow to do this. just keep iishantenyou also kan in ryanshanten when toimen has called twice and you already have 3 han, risky for no reason and unlikely to win you anythingand now that you broke your iishanten you're pushing a ryanshanten to deal in (which is bad)E3-1 you miss yet another yakuhai pair up with keeping 9m for nothing. you also completely give up on your hand the moment kami riichis despite having genbutsu 6m that also keeps your hand alive in iishantenthis 2s cut completely kills the hand and any possible keiten mawashi opportunities, which is terrible especially when playing in 4th. E4 just oikake when shimo riichis, go for max valueS1 cutting yakuhai over non-yakuhai again first (yes the honor cut order does matter). you again instantly kill your hand and any hopes of fighting back with this 3p cut when you're in dealer in last place with a 14k gap to 3rd, this is guaranteed to keep you in 4th. you need to try to push here to keep dealership, otherwise you will lose the gameS3 when you draw 1m this hand is just chiitoi so cut 1s instead. opening isn't enough value because you need to drop the dora anywayyou really need to put more thought into your defense order and mawashi, you just gut your hands the instant someone calls riichi with the first genbutsu you see rather than seeing if there might be better options that keep the hand alive (or reasons to do so)it's not easy but definitely something you should review and think about more often
Give thanks to the brat who saved /mjg/.
>>575688415recommend me oneatarashiako-1.png
>>575688613made in the abyss
>>575688608I am very thankful for Amae Koromo.amaekoromo-0.png
Moles aren't attractive
>>575689508ewwww
>>575689553no?
>>575689553Did you miss watching Krtek as a kid?
statistically, it doesn't make sense how 70% of /mjg/ is czech polish and german at the same time
>>575689898William Buckland said of all the animals he ever ate, the bluebottle fly and the mole were the worst tasting
