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RICE BUTT ON MY FACE ALL DAY
big uma agenda
wahey
>>575676793uh, based?
Getting enough stamina for this godforsaken downhill-less track while also hitting 1600 speed and good everything else is annoying as hell. Fuck Oguri users for not even needing to engage with this issue and still performing better than anyone I could make.
>my trainee showed up with another man
is there a bigger humiliation for an uma than to be given B on a distance by cygames
>give trainee 5x guts cards and light hello>still cant reach 1200 gutsAm I seriously gonna have to do it manually?
uma pvp is just kinda shit and you need to accept it
Don't forget to get your redshift soup for this dirt medium CM.
>>575676932yeah
>>575676895Smelling Rice butt. Squeezing Rice butt. Playing with Rice butt.
Digitan LOVE
>>575677037kwab
Bro.
1 hours and 20 minutes until pakatube starto
>>575677139nice, very nicenow lets see the blue and pink
RICE
>>575677164sir, it says "pakalive tv dash" therenot pakatube
>>575677176That's not nice because there's a + there.
>>575677229dont be so entitled bwo
>open club>every shoe request endend>sash requests are still on pending
>>575676896You do you know that higher speed means more stamina drain
>>575677201Sniff sniff sniffSNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*cough cough cough*...SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>575677164add another hour more for the announcement
>>575677139How the fuck I avoid that + ? Job against undefeated super A team before 2nd summer?
>>575677220Fuck you John CygamesIts still Pakatube
>>575677290Yes, anon, that's a big part of why it's so annoying.
>>575677164Newmas status?
>>575676896unironically just cope with 1500 speed, it's what i'm seeing my clubmates with like 10 plats do
Rice sex? https://litter.catbox.moe/ykvnm4lf889cfbyi.jpg
>>575677327Witgod said less hints = less chances of + so grab it ASAP, but not sure if that's true.
>>575677043>>575677201Rice...
Rice Butt
Mambo, the Mambo has two spots for two new mambros! We are chill, despite the shit posting! Just remember to do your auto runs...
>>575677408I take it like that
>>575677229>>575677327>>575677418why is the + bad? this is new to me
you dont need more than 800 stamina
>>575677385Wait for Half-Anni (1 month)
>>575677605t. double murmur user
>>575677605I'm gonna debuff the shit out of you.
>>575677605>800 wit
Is 700 stamina 700 guts track blazer and corner recovery enough for my seiun sky?
>>575677715of course
This happens to me.
>>575677715
Mmm nyes I should probably borrow Deio wit now
Clearing follows and I realized I was following a smelly piece of shitThankfully H*y*shit is no longer there
>>575677764I posted this
can't wait to lose the final bit of hope I didn't even know I had still left
>>575677164I'm expecting Bright and Light O alt
>>575677764would stay all day like that
>>575678069Bright!
>>575677164Ryan and Durandal, just to spite the Bright poster
RICE BURPS ON MY FACE ALL DAY
I sure hope /uma/ didn't lie to me about dirt Suzuka being good
>>575678258Bright doesn't deserve that...
>>575678069probably durandal and calstone considering they've been shilling them recently
My friend stopped playing for almost a year, but I use his MLB Super Creek every single borrow, every single day. When he logs in is it gonna say "Anon used Creek 300+ times" and shower him in FP or does it only count the latest 24 hr period?
uma burpsuma farts
https://x.com/lorddantesit0/status/2082223448655319487
>>575678363>front>no late race>medium A>on a hog trackanon...
>>575677164>st*go swimsuitle sigh
>>575678363babe you're understammed, the naties are going to kill you
A very first-rate morning to all my bwos
>>575678363This guy on hakuraku made it work with 54% wr in 100 rooms but nobody else is close to those results, curious to see how it goes for you
Finally got my selector, my two options are either to MLB creek or LB3 Maru. I main fronts but I don’t have any other mlb stamina cards. What has the biggest increase?
>>575678532Good morning
>>575677525has danchud changed the quota yet
>>575678464Uma burps coming from refined mouthsUma farts coming from small butts
Gotta say it's nice having two good grandparents and not having to eat borrows. Now to get these to stick to Oguri
>>575678464>uma burps:D>uma fartsD: (I blame all the awful early 00s comedies)
>>575678602In what way?
sekkusu?
>>575678561Creek has a big jump on starting friendship while Maru is virtually the same.Starting friendship is a big deal on this scenario, but you will use Creek only this one time (hopefully)
>>575678756>NARITA BRIAN>I'M COMIN FOR U NIIGATA
>>575678446>>575678446Their VAs aren't presenting the stream though, I thought they always released characters/supports based on that
>>575678776>you will use Creek only this one time (hopefully)non-lates are probably using her for CM20 as well, no?
this is my trainee, no idea why they call her The Bulldozer
>>575678756Yeah but with small umas
>>575678805oops was meant for >>575678258
>>575678692one auto run after waking up + one auto run before bed is about ~1.5 mil a day ~40m a monthimo this is the bare minimum to stay in A+
>>575678870What a fat chud
>>575678843Yeah unlesd you have your own recovery, then you borrow Brian
I cant wait till my salary so i will buy 1500 carats for starter uma and i hope i get suzuka
>>575678870Cutest Spe
girls legend umanko
>>575678543>Solo frontHow does it work?
>>575679141Oonige wants to be alone
>>575679141>gaslight everyone into running pace>run your oshi oonige it's that simple
>>575679140Legendary umankos?
>>575678363>unrestrained>no barcarole
>>575679183>>575679202That's not the big nige suzucute THO
>>575679202>>575679183but there is no runaway skillsolofront was tweaked so it works better now
>>575679128her being angry here is eroi
>>575679141It is also room dataThey could be dodging rooms with no other fronts
I dont like limit of 5 guests a day
>>575679309Wtf as a front gawd why was I not informed? Tell me more, and no ogurin jpegs
>>575679385just have good parents yourself
>my trainee showed up with another mare
>>575679365I look like this
>>575679459I dont have i'm newcutie
>trains your parents for (You)
>>575679365SEEEEEXOOOO>>575679390before last CM it was tweaked so fronts wouldn't be so behind as solofronts and also helped PDM to not hurt so much
>>575679520time to get to it
She can tell how a goat is feeling.
>>575679541So now 2x debuffers is always best, even for front aces, even outside of mediums? Kimoi ~
I just learned that you can talk to your umas on your home screen and get insulted...
>>575679128Interesting artist.
>>575678931I will have to bring that up. I was checking the other A+ rank clubs and we wont make it to A+ with the current trend next month, even with 30 members again. Fan gain did indeed explode
Does anyone know about the Tamamo Cross and Inari One festival form are great parrents or is their skill bad for inheritance?
>>575679757cute
Okay but I really really really really really really really really relaly really really relaly relaly really reallyr eally really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relalyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyr eally really really really realy really really really really really really really realy really really really really really realy really relaly really really really really love Stego.
Trainer-san 5 manual MANT runs doko
>>575679820they look better than the originals so it can't be bad
You guys are fake racists, none of you is even training spechud emperor of racism
>>575679520This is the perfect time to get good parents with auto and half tp useGet your oguri/pasa/digitan into the slave mines, do 20 runs a day and you will have good parents in no time newcutie *smooch*
>>575679757Bobo is so fucking autistic
tung tung tung shakur
>>575679902I'm going to put my dick up your ass if you keep asking me to play MANT
>>57567990250 minutes, take it or leave it
>>575679927Nah bro the reason why i dont have parents it's because i haven rolled any umas besides paid baner and i got Rickey from ten pullI dont have umas
>>575678805she's literally there
This scenario sucks.
>>575679760Cafe fits into her jeans (barely). She's not fat!
>>575678069And Pandora
>>575680056We all have Pasa and you can use Rickey to affinitymaxx if you borrow 9 turf parentsNo excuse, get to it
gold skill farming is the way with all g1s fuck SS
Gay lesbians dykes fags carpet munchers and worst of all homosexuals
i once caught a fish this big
>stam lowrollno...
>>575679960>>575680020Think of the joy you'd experience as you Bakushin to the finish
they fixed it
9* stamina seiun from the clanker.but why even if I bring power Falco and tell the clanker to take groundwork... it does not get it?
>>575680243I don’t understand how you get stats this high I feel like I need 3 speed cards light hello 1 stam and 1 wit but people running around like they’re running only 2 speed
the pearl?
>>575680243>exploded
>>575680113It's a work in progress
My trainee is such a fat fucking chud
>>575680358you run 2 speed for high rolls and bring speed sparks
>>575680347your first events don't always go off
>>575680367taking it easy huh
>>575680392Many are saying that a trainee is a manifestation of the trainer
>>575680367Brickey...
>>575680358just click on the rainbows and pray nigga
>>575680382>being an architect for the thin umaswhat a genius
VISIT TOMAKOMAI
>>575680194anon, she's going to learn that massage for (you)....
>>575680367Brian once did this on a Long slop B finals at the very last second, the pain of not even being king of shitter was intense, Vamp Rice sucked her good
pakatube is live
>>575680486>end up with sprint stats everytimekekw
>>575680490make me
>>575680569would a paizuri suffice?
I finally figured out my Ryan auto runs!
>>575680529>Topro shillingShan't watch until it actually starts after 30 minutes of ads
>>575676793>>575677043Rice would totally do this for her onii-samahttps://anonfilesnew.com/Ka0AyNREutp/17783201998158321.png
you guys rolled for rickey??? I thought we aren't meta slaves........
>>575680490so Tomakomai has BIG MOUNTAINS, I assume?
>>575680670Rickey forced me
it is not gay if they are your rival
>>575680670nyo, but i'm a slave to my dick and fetish is chinks
20 minutes
>>575680638Are you fishing for only triple stam sparks?
>>575680756Dantsu fat tits in a swimsuit
>>575680718it is not gay if she's your trainer
it is not gay if it is mare x stallion
>>575680756Bright is the cutest!
the idea of a fat uma being jealous of her annoying feng scam mate is very erotic
>>575680794 Just a bunch of generic late/greens and recovery skills, but yeah I want a 9*stam Ryan for GL. I got one yesterday, but the pinks and whites were subar
>>575680830it's gay because it's with the dumb ugly Brian
>>575679806It's to be noted that the current numbers are with 15 tp, it will slow down next month. But yeah A+ clubs have to change their quotas if they want to survive, i'm not even sure if 2 autos a day is enough but even less than that is guaranteed to derank imo
>>575680243>>575680367good lesson tho now I know I need 18* stam, nothing less>>5756803583 speed 2 wit 1 pal full stam sparksdo not listen to the flex gaslight
Yae
>>575676754Laisu definitely has a desire to be raped.
>>575680950Are you running aoharu?
>>575681078proof???
>>575680965lies and slander
>>575680942nobody would look at brickey with the hokko banzongas in front of him
>>575681042Smooch needed
>>575680638>26 raceswhat was your schedule?
>>575680756bikini sex>dantsu>almond eye + pandora oyakodonit's fine>bright>light oliterally who????>kisekiugly but i will enjoy the melty from that poster>stego
>>575681042you can get away with 2 speed if you have a 20% speed gain, but real hard for rickey who isn't fast. She's FAT
>>575681080Nu only GL. I'll do the whole URA/Unity skill looping later. I just need an okay generic late Ryan for now with Pearl, Rob and Kris Sex up and coming
it is time to stop coping and accept that this CM si already lost
>>575681210God I wanna palm Palmer's palmers
nobody bounces like this
>>575681035That true, but I believe you cant really rely on one or two no lifers anymore to chill in A+. Auto leveled the playing field and made fan runs trivial.
>>575681336I say this to everything
>>575680670I saw a lewd pic of her and had to pull...
>>575681393my sister does
>>575680367Rickey! Rickey! Platinum Brickey!
She can tell how a goat.
>making debuffers in unity>single SSR in deck is gold city>her chain doesn’t finishi feel like a nigger
>>575681450That might be the worst debuffer scenario since hints get covered by the up arrows
forgot to use Nakayama wit for my GP award
>>575681450just get your debuffers from the clanker
>>575680638stealing your ideamy palmer better be SS or you're gonna get it
I'm still in the parent mines bwos...as soon as free rolls are done I'm blowing my load and playing the video game again I promise
>>575681393Oyakodon
*coughs blood* the second pasa alt....
>>575681417Lotta Luck...
STARTING!https://www.youtube.com/live/pcDZ5Dod8Rg
V must be mad already hearing stego's VA
>>575681931kill yourself
talk about pakalive
Stego's voice makes me melt.
>>575682025I shall.
idk wtf they are saying, but I will still watch all 3 hours anyway
>>575682025nope
negi negi negi
>>575682025>open the pakalive>Calstone Light O is already dropping NIGGER on the stream
>>575681696Who the fuck is Pasa
>>575682075if she going to fuse with another uma
THIS IS YOUR ONE CHANCE FOR THE OYAKODON BANNER!!! CYGAMES!!! DONT YOU DARE DO SOME GOOFY SHIT LIKE KISEKI BRIGHT!!!
Carefully consider Curren Chan's sleeves.
>>575682209It will be Dantsu + Calstone
>>575682217hmm...pretty
I've seen enough!!!Drop the new ryan alt
>>575682325A winter floof version would heal us all
Which is the better borrow?
>another ramen guy
i want to suck on those amazons
surprise super creek
surprise mama
>>575682414It's jpnigger hours, read the room
>>575682547Umazing, amazong melons.
>>575682414do you want it's on or something, both suckif you want people to borrow from you, sirius
Now this is content.
>>575682687V doesn't count
Yeah, slurp those noodles you slut
>>575682764I have Fine and need a second wit
how does eating noodles help you be racist
>>575682687Calstone is Global
>>575682893MAKING noodlesIt's exercise!
Evil...
>>575682823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClahqQrbfJgLet's watch Pakalive together JPbros!
Buy an ad
>>575683050At least he wins cms unlike the staygoldtranny
>>575682414Nice Nature
>>575681042Can you post the parents? Do they all have groundwork?
>>575683119V stop being mad
HOLY SHIT VODKA IN THE BIG 2026?
My trainee said she wanted to do the Umapyoi with me but we've already won the URA finals... can I make her run in it again next year?
>>575683158So she's getting a good alt right?
stop this I'm at work and havent eaten stop showing me ramen
>>575683228No lol
Would onii-chan eat curren's ramen?
who else gold maxxing? 70% to inherit
what the fuck
>>575683431you got it locked innow do the 20 pulls
>>575683372I'm taking both Falco and Kawakami to get Center Stage and it happens maybe 1 in 10 runs, shit's useless.
>>575683372is it really that high?too bad there's no gold gw yet
>>575683431Bro you burnt your luck..
>>575683372NO ONE ELSEYOU ARE THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD TO THINK OF THATYOU ARE SPECIAL AND UNIQUEHERE IS YOUR (YOU)KYS
>>575683431this sim just absorbed your luck btw
Spoiler: Dantsu and Bright summer alts and a Pandora freebie card that will later be released as an alt
>>575683431Time to put this to the test, right?
>>575683501yea but pals and group cards get the gold almost everytime
>>575683363if ramen is code for umanko then yes
spoiler: piss in my pants and later poop too
>>575683363I HATE CURREN
So what do Pal Cards do to your Trainee when you're not around?
>>575683537Weird, I didn't know you could spell Calstone Light O that way?
YUTAKA-SAN?!?!?!!!!!!!
Bro what are you doing here you're not an Uma
>>575683625your trainee tries to rape them, they succeed if the Pal Card isn't properly protected
>Yeah bro just eat the ramen for us>Will that help promote Keiba?>...YES!>I am in!
how does take find time to do uma stuff with his schedule
winner of the latest turf g1 btw
>>575683876his non racing schedule is mostly keiba shilling to newcomers anyway
Calstone...You can't write 2 with straight lines...It comes out as Z...
PLEASE TAKE THIS TO JP OR ELSE IM GONNA HAVE A MELTY
>>575683876bulk recording on off days
>>575684050Doesn't matter.
clear soup sucks I like tonkotsu
>>575684078This but unironically Fuck off
it is always good to have random malds regardless
>get paid to eat Ramen and shitpostLiving the dream
Kek.
okay I can't have this on any food related eating noise drives me insane holy FUCKautism
>>575684218meanwhile I fall asleep to girls eating almost every day... having what you have, autism or not, sounds hellish to me, wouldn't be able to live without it
>20 whites>3 pink>2 blueOver, glue
>>575684218just imagine they're slurping your dick
>>575684218 (Me)2nd world ass country no manners the cope they came up with is just an excuse to act like a subhuman>>575684296I'd kill myself>>575684357I'm the one doing that albeit
>>575684154Malding at the right time means you're channeling the spirit realm
>>575684296.... what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>575684218
>>575684445Why are Umas such slobs?
they should make a streaming scenario and invite VF and some other Umatubers
>>575684467Grass would be eating miso soup w/ rice and mackerel. Delete this
>>575684474It lets you clean their face and have a romantic moment showing that you care about them
but who's the m*le in the middle
>>575684619mr cygames
>>575684619Ramen man
I can only ever seem to buy 3 songs during Junior Year. What am I doing wrong? I've been playing GL like URA and trying to get my friendships maxed, should I just focus on the first rainbow I get? How should I be prioritizing Light Hello?
>>575684619unicorn go away
the stay gold va is cute
>>575684712why is makween like this?
>>575684797>should I just focus on the first rainbow I get? How should I be prioritizing Light Hello?yesyesIf you are lucky then you will be able to get 5 songs even
>>575684712McSex
>>575684797prioritize LHello events, although you can chase every rainbow after
that tachyon speed card is so fucking shit, I can't believe I pulled it
schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop
morning
>>575684458Many things.
>>575684860https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_1kVeDcO-4Love Sattsun.
ping pong pang pong
They will never top this swimsuit
>>575685168Already topped in the same banner
mini-GTS scenario when?
>>575685168>boring ahh uma
>>575684797Treat it roughly like the updated Unity, where instead of purple balls+friendship you're chasing Light Hello+friendship
>>575685219kys
>>575684927>>575684903>>575685269>to play optimally I have to fuck THISyou guys are kidding me right?
>>575685278Seethe
hag sexsex with hags
>>575685219wrong
Why don't they start releasing banners with 3 rate-up uma? No uma is ever getting a 3rd alt at this rate
>>575684903>>575684927>>575685269Okay, so once LH starts appearing I should be prioritizing her? I'm guessing 2 unmaxed friendships = LH in terms of which training to click?
>>575685168spe pits
>>575685363Is there a problem?
>>575685168I didn't care for Spe at launch, but I get it now
I've done one ace run and 2 auto runs for my CM17 umas so they're done nowWhat do I do for CM18?
HERE COMES THE FUCKASS CLEAT
>>575685484
>>575685459One of the events is her giving you 20 of whatever the lowest currency is and it happens fairly
THE ALTS BETTER MAKE ME SHIT PISS AND CUM OR ELSE
>>575685459you'll have to constantly weigh that since early rainbows can take over if you get lucky on 3-4 card trainings, but otherwise go LH
miiiiiiiiiiiiina
>>575681568Well?>>575681181here
>>575685219I actually bottom for this swimsuit
>>575685635>happens fairly>multiple runs where it never occurs onceit's like 45% or some shit.
wait where's the cleat why are they doing the goods shit ifrst
>>575685682hey guys look its my SSR tachyon!
>>575685639This is a woke game chud
>new era cast>gold cast what is ebayan and bue doing there
KENTUCKY WHAT!?
>>575685731no one says this
>>575685696>>575681181sorry am retarded
>>575685791red desire I mean that's not ebayan
i'll have 2 number 5s and the stay gold meal
>>575685736Maybe she just likes me
>>575685682he's secretly based
>>575685635I know that but in my runs I've been getting pretty unlucky with her not giving me anything, what's the % on her actually giving me tokens?>>575685661Okay, just trying to understand this right:>play first few turns like URA for friendships>rest right before scenario mechanics start>prioritize 3+ unmaxed friendships > light hello > 2 or lower unmaxed friendships>once first rainbow appears, prioritize 3+ unmaxed friendships > rainbow > light hello > 2 or lower unmaxed friendships
Fusaichi pandora did not look like she enjoyed that bite
>mogs your Agnes Tachyon SSR in your pathyour response?
friend chicken truly the greatest cultural export.
>>575686053she wanted the furi furi fries
>>575685935This is illegal Chrono
Those big bites they did on the chicken really sold me on it
>>575686058I run both along with Smaru
>spend 1 hour talking about the refined nipponese ramen palate>immediately eat literal slop afterwards
>>575685935SMOOOOOOCH
>>575685736Feels more like 30% to me
teio lard WOULD order 20 gold clan meals for the food and toss out the merch
bro how good was that ramen?
>>575686058Actually what she is mogging is my SMaru. This scenario is all about special priority.
Yes. YES. EAT
Suzucute won
Stego cute.
they should fuse the two and make kfc ramen
do japs really eat KFC for christmaswhat if they are sold out do other bucket meals work? what about Rotary chicken?
THE KFC SSR
what a great stream
golgol sanders stills looks fucking goofy
>>575686058How?
>tp100 for eating at KFCteiobro would be our top earner
>>575686348They do reservations for Christmas KFC
How big is KFC in Japan outside of Christmas? Seems pretty big. I haven't seen a Mcdonald's collab with a game or something.
>>575686058unironic question, is she worth it over tachy's skill point bonus? Losing Maru or Kita's power bonus seems like a bad idea.
so how are they doing this collab outside of Japan
I am going to have to remove Stay Gold from my home page just to record that in better quality...
>>575676923was it ntr
WTF KFC GOLDSHIP
>>575686487They don't obviously
ALART ALART TP NUGGIESFUARK WE ARE SAVED
>THIRD alt
>>575686465McDonalds had that collab with Pokemon TCG Pocket
>>575686348yeah it's realwhen they got christmas after being raped by americans they didn't really know how to celebrate itone good campaign later and they have kfc christmas orders 2 months in advance
do you think cygames will partner with kfc usa for global
They actually gave her a full 3D model wtf
>>575686595It's just an outfit not an alt
we should have gotten KFC golshi instead of swimsuit golshi
>>575686487Good question
golshi game
>>575686646KFC paid for it
>Creek>Ruby pwr>Creek>Kris S stam>Ruby pwrHow am i supposed to run 3 spd when my borrow is locked to these for CMs?
NOT beat the fat fetish game allegations
Okay fuck it, I'll go to KFC. What should I get?
>KFC song>It doesn't even sound like a shitpost songGodammit
>>575686637KFC in America sucks ass
>>575686767
Calstone Light O VA kinda cute
You can’t just give infinite costumes to Goldship while ignoring everyone else
Coronel Golshi raped me during the hot spring trip
>>575686718you can pull two of them
>>575686772a vegan salad
>>575686718Use two speed?
>>575686637Much like everything else in America, we aren't allowed to have nice things
>>575686808I got them all pregnant
FUCK OFF YOU STUPID CLEAT
CLEATGOOOOOOOODDDDD
fuck off
The jap guy who really got fastfood into their society to take root and explode was a Mcdonalds franchisee who told the japanese people they would become tall, blonde, blue-eyed aryan gigachads if they ate more potatoes and burgersIm not even kidding
The FUCKER'S here
>>575686871Popeyes had a successful Wan Piss collab here though
CLEATBRO
>>575686850Fuck that I'm not traveling 1 hour for that.
Bright soon!
>>575686698>i wonder what dad is doing during retirement
>this statline is SSI don't get it
>>575686772wings, or a 2 piece white meat combo with slaw and mashed potatos. The chicken sandwhich is mid compared to other fast food places.
KFC germany started doing all you can eat hot wings yesterday and I went and ate 28
is everyone having a collective hallucination or some shit? why is the thread like this? discord raid?
>>575686474suzuGODDESS has SP bonus too :^)
>>575687028golds and S aptitudes
>>575687074>why is the thread like this? discord raid?yes
>>575687028How much sp
>>575687028You got 4k skillpoints
>>575686941I don't pay attention to fried chicken places since I'm a die hard burger person
>>575687074
>>575687074https://youtube.com/watch?v=pcDZ5Dod8Rg
>>575687074raided by KFCord
>>575687149How does Tracen afford this?
>teaching retards how to do independent trainingkek
>>575687193they whore Curren out for old men
>>575687193toreina tanks it
Auto run in pakalive
she didn't choose any races... or skills....
>>575687193>tracenThat comes off from trainer paycheck
>>575687107So does Sweepy bwo, in fact it can't even win against Sweepy lumao
I hate that cleat nigga so much
>>575687163cute orenji
It's crazy that we got a 5.5 anni QoL
I still can't believe we got something this new early on global
lmao
>>575687289but suzu gives useful skills instead of nothing like those other two cards
>>575687289Suzucucks...How will we ever recover?
sprinter legend races!
Oh FINALLY a new Masters Challenge.
>>575687309I genuinely think a lot of future qol in JP will be also made with global in mind
>>575687309the player base was dying, so it makes sense
>>575687289Yeah but running Suzuka let's Brickey and Falco get a gold stam recovery without needing Creeku
>>575687349>>575687309luv me neko
>full TPDanchou... you know what to do
frontpiggers really be like check out my MLB SSR suzuk bozos
>kitasan gets guaranteed speed carryoverI CAN DO I I CAN WIN I CAN DEFEAT BUHICAP YES YES YES YES YESnot really though fronts suck dick and are a pain in the ass to train
Oh that is a short amount time until League starts, I really need to pick who I'm going to send in there.
>>575687361Didnt know Tachyon legally changed her name to suzu
>make a Taishin specialized for Satsuki Sho>Satsuki Sho CM never ever>when they finally make a Satsuki Sho LoH the powercreep is so bad they need to buff her againkek
>>575687517I borrow her because I already have MLB Maru Tachyon Finemo and Creek
yep, that's a hogger track
>>575687589Umama... Just train the xog this time...
>>575687589You can try triple fronts but they'll probably just get taken over anyway. I think the best strat remains 2 front 1 late.
oyakodon bros...it's fucking over...
I don't care you retarded cleat go back to talking about KFC
>no Satsuki Sho event for 3 yearsYeah I wonder why
>>575684053c*ckqueren
>>575687690umama would never admit that fronts actually suck
I stepped on my expensive earbuds and broke one of them.
Can the Cleat fuck off already?
2000m1300+stam
What if they are all wearing swimsuits underneath?
>>5756878311300 stam is nothing, though.
why did they start trying to tell players how to play anyway
What does wit do past 1200?
>>575687885Giving people recommendations isn't telling people how to play.
>>575687885Some of my club members really need to watch this actually
>>575687885probably to directly gaslight spenders to buy shiny new cards
>another Still CMfuck you
>>575687992why is wit past 1200 somehow more confusing to people than speed past 1200same thing as always at half the scaling
why are there no Sprints, we are not getting a Light O alt
>>575687163She's gonna get fat...
>>575687806buy a spare on ebay
Lv7 Suzuka super Oonige
isn't i wanna win with you kind of good for backliners
>left-handed demon
>>575687992
>no sprint until next yearThank God.
SuzuCHADS win again
the protagonist
>>575687806I've gone entire 8 hour shifts stocking shelves overnight without them and it's genuinely awful
Seems like she's better as a simple frontie this time
>people would have sex with Rulership THE HOBO over Ebayan the CEO of virgin sexWhy?
>>575687885casual players dont bother tryharding with CM anymore since in order to stay competitive the bare minimum is paypigging 50$ a month
SUZUKADEV
>>575688149>thousand gallons of water wasted for this slop.
Gibe me the list of you future uma rolls so i can copy it
Suzuka Bros .. we win again
>trainees get paid less than their trainers>trainers get paid less than their traineeswhich one is less unfair
>>575688203I want to work an entire 8 hour shift stocking shelves overnight, but with Machitan as my co-worker who occasionally tries to ineptly flirt with me.
>>575688112nyo
>>575688148bakukeks...
>>575688308>Trainers get paid more so they can feed their Trainee
>>575688234It's more like $30 a month, actually.
silence snoozuka zzzzzzz
>>575688282YeppersNakayama FestaValentine Ryan
>>575688229
SATONO DIAAMOOOOOOONDOOOOOO'S OPAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
SEIUN SKY NEW PARENT
>boyumaaaand close
BOY SEX BOY SEX BOY SEX BOY SEX BOY SEX BOY SEX BOY SEX BOY SEX BOY SEX BOY SEX BOY SEX BOY SEX BOY SEX BOY SEX BOY SEX BOY SEX BOY SEX
Wow what an ugly boy
?????????????????????????????
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOBOYFUCKERS WIN AGAIN
SKY SEEEX
boy SEXO
HAI HAI SEIUN SKY
>>575688437...whoa
BOY UMAAAAA
>>575688308trainees are minors so they can't even manage their own money
>>575688418>YeppersWho is it?
boy sex
FrontGODs keep winning.
HOLY SEX
YOUR VA ISN'T HERE WTF
ew
I FEEL SCAMMED SHE'S NOT EVEN ATTENDING
SEIUN SEXO
That's a really ugly swimsuit
>>575688437hmmmm too girly enough to count as boysex
SEIUN SKY TUMMYNEEDS IMPREGNATION CORRECTIONIMMEDIATELY
>>575688319but le 0.42 tho...
>Satsuki Sho LoH>new Seiun altFRONTCHADS DOMINATION INCOMING
>they couldn't even bring seiun there
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4RAI3jQy9k
give me a big tits umas swimsuit next to mog this bokumanko
Chainsmoker cat collab????
she's so flat
>>575688418I will be pulling on valentines ryan to get the last ryan outfit I dont have
What's with the boyfaggot meta? Just release a mommy...
Pasa swimsuit sex next?
SEIUN SEXOOOOOOOOOO
>>575688437>>575688467>>575688482>no alt hairstyledon't waste your carats on this
>>575688482IM A MAN WHO LOVES TO PLAY WITH BOYS
>>575688569
VF is rock hard
cat sexo
either a taiki or nishino flower swimsuit alt next
>>575688308>win 3 triple crowns>get paid 0 monies>torena gets a huge bonus (5% of his monthly paycheck)why is the URA like this
>ASS SHOT
swimsuit nishino cunny to pair with sexuin PLEASE
Isn't her Unique bretty good for Fronts?
T-TOO NAKED
filly swimsuit? filly swimsuit???
>>575688731
Why isn't the game just all Tannhauser all the time
>>575688569>>575688537I'm gay and you're literally gayer than me
VF is literally crying on the Seiun
Sky sandaljob
The pants should fall off midrace, no way they would stay up
>>575688693>>575688876I mean the orange pants and and shoes are ugly, I don't know how you can like those colors in this swimsuit
>>575688891
>no speed growth>gutsoh no no no
>Cygames once again FORCING you to fuck boys while mares are relegated to support cardsit's not fair...
buraito!
WE all asked for this btw.
brightoooo
Sky's a prostitute
THE BEAST OF THE MEJIRO CLAN
MEJIROFUCKERS WON
Stop being horny.
Pasa....
Why Bright though?
>>575689012>speed growth in the big 2026retard the new meta is guts and power growth
>>575689067>>575689068is that a swimsuit or dress?
>>575688954It's because that shade of orange should be used as a secondary color, not a main color
>>575689067kek that isn't even a swimsuit at this point
howaaaa
NAP TIME UMAS WON NAP TIME UMAS WON NAP TIME UMAS WON
STALLION chads won
WHY THE FUCK IS KISEKI HEREWHY THE FUCK IS ALMOND EYE HEREWHY THE FUCK IS FUSAICHI PANDORA HEREWHAT A FUCKING JOKE
HOLY
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
BrightGODS!!!
BRIGHT SEXBRIGHT SEXBRIGHT SEX
oh the uma who had a melty after jobbing to spechud KEKYPOW
>swimsuit>just a casual outfitBro just have her wear a burqa at this point
How is she supposed to swim in that?
>>575689138I get sleepy around 5PM every time so I love napping.
marefuckers...coughs up blood...we lost...
maru wonthese "swimsuits" suck
>>575689101To fill the quota
>>575689149support cards probably lol
>>575688891Does he even deserve to after he abandoned her for the first Ms. Victoria?
>>575685696A+ :p in ura>>575683143I just borrow whatever that has a lot of gw sparks, this seiun is pretty slop too but it's 9* so who cares. will improve her at some pointsomehow get like 10-20 followers a day
Swimsuit for boring bitches who walk in the shallows for 3 minutes before sleeping in a beach chair trying to tan (she will just burn because lolwhite)
>>575688229She got a fat ass and goes Yadaya
PLS STEGO SUMMERPLS STEGO SUMMERPLS STEGO SUMMERPLS STEGO SUMMER
cygames really trying to pander
Holy sexo nude back
>>575689101Bakushin fucking flopped bro
>>575689149calstone...
me on the right
>>575689289At best you'll get a card but at this point she's probably a host only for the KFC shit.
CITY BUILDER BROS MEJIRO BRIGHT WASOUR WIFE ALL ALONG?
3 swimming suit alts this year, so kind
>>575689240>hagNo
>continues to have the sexiest swimsuit 5 years later
cygays straight up stopped making the summer outfits showing single bikini bottoms after smaru and spechud, literally first and the last wonder why
Those summer alts are so unsexy... Remember how good we had it with smaru and sspechud
>>575689328Light O is going to be for the song shilling, like Dantsu and Stego were for the KFC shilling, probably.
>>575689273Sorry it works in GL just fine.
>>575689365Last year had 3 too
please don't let my uma show up in the summer support cardsplease don't let my uma show up in the summer support cardsplease don't let my uma show up in the summer support cards
>brightfag is a cygames glowierelease HER already, you faggots
>>575689338>she sees your dick
Pandora summer, trust the plan Marebros
Looking for a clubID is 212107384030
If you don't like it then just quit lol
>>575685696>>575689273this was done in unity, guess that's what you were doingjust barely not enough lmfao, not sure what to do>>575689495OH, gl. okay
so what theme alts come after the swimsuits?
>>575689451prudishness has really ramped up in recent years
>>575689357she is slow and autistic so it makes sense
>>575689451>>575689464How much does being a firebrand pay?
>>575689518As a support card
>>575689451>>575689464Take your meds
>kisekinobody plays this uma anyway
What is it about bikinis that makes schizos so angry?
Owari da...
ohnonono kiseki bwos
>>575689531what's your monthly fan count, we're planning to kick a flatliner in 2 days
>wasted the bikini on a boy and a literal who
>>575689543none, next is half-anni
>>575689625as always, the cards outfits are better
Pandora sexo I suppose her swimsuit is now a never ever
>>575689625NOOOOOO
>>575689543halloween
>>575689625I know this is a Kiseki card but this is definitively the Pandora alt
They should give you more than 100 club points if your borrow gets more than 10 usesOr a secondary reward like switching to friend points/spMy parent is at 60 borrows and if I could lock it once 10 borrows are used I would out of spite
>>575689717Fuck off
>>575689625pandora is fucking huge WTFwe could have had that...........
Calstone's VA unironically scares me, she looks like those menhera that would randomly stab you for no reason
Where the ads at? I need a club quick
>>575689505
>>575689717I have not thought about my parent borrow in like a month
>>575688745>>575688728
Pandora vs my 13cms...
>>575689802her eyes are scary
Wait it's a new Banri Ikku card, finally?
>>575689651I took a break, but am back with the auto update. I can keep farming fans with auto MANT with this new update
MAYANO MENTIONED
>>575689531What do you bring to the table? Mambo has 2 spots open
This game doesn't sexualize the girls enough and that's why other gacha are better
>>575689829>hating korean men
>>575689802>>575689870imagine the bj pov
>>575689915bwo mambo is dying
>>575689696>has cute tummy>no bikini to show it offpain
>>575689929>>575689829
THIS SUMMER IS FOR TAKING IT EASY
SEX
SEXO
almond WHORE
FUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkk FUCK YOU CYGAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
Why do the support cards have better swimsuits than the alts?
Almond Pai
>>575689823Mambo has a spot, post ID for a background check
Rickey bros, I need a club..
>twintailshot I wanna pull on them during sex
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
YEEAAAHHH MY UMA IS STILL ON THE SUMMER ALT ROULETTE
Almond Sexo
No Ai-chan summer sexo alt...
AI swimsuit alt never ever
>Almond Eye Summer Alt never ever
PLEASE PULL A BUBBLE GUM FELLOW AND GIVE HER THE ALT AFTER THE SUPPORT CARD
>>575689976>fatKill yourself
La Protagonista
>>575690009>>575690006far better
>peak sex support cards>mid unitswtf cygames
>>575689696i mean maruzensky showed up in two summer events so its not completely joever, though it is unlikelythe only event that is actually a 100% never ever is wedding because of the lore of anshinzawa dresses being a one time thing
>>575689929Total gooner gacha death
>welfare cardoh no no no no aibros???
>>575689531 Brick-182 still has a spot open for (You)!Are you interested? Quota is 25m right now but is about to increase
>good outfits are on the supports againkill cygays
>>575689897
No Pandora swimsuitNo AI swimsuitfuck you cyjews
stego alt cap this
ALMOND MILKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Well, my money is saved for now. Well, until the half anni anyway.
>>575690095>support card jailkwab
>>575689975Are we not allowed to stop that? Autisma hits A rank, nobody gives a shit. Mambo is slipping everyone loses their mind
>>575690006>>575690009Surely her tits are not THAT big. Holy fuck...
>>575690086nyo
>>575690006>>575690009It's shit
>>575690150It was a Kiseki card bro
WE COULD HAVE HAD A MEGA KINO OYAKODON BANNER!!!!!CYGAAAAAAAAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>575690127Its not one of those D*scord unions I hear about is it? Or at least D*scord isnt mandatory?
Stego's guts
>The hottest support card this year is a fucking welfare
I thought cyjews were actually jews, why do they keep shooting themselves in the foot?
>>575690196
>>575690006I bet the one who did her hair like that is Pandora
Ai bros...there's still hope...they've made the welfare card a skin later in the event before...
>>575690226stop being gay
>>575690296The only Discord club here is Uma&Co
>>575690127>increasedanchou...... we're about to pass 200 rank
>>575690292
>>575690184mambo has and always will be in the spotlight until their danchud kills it (or makes a quota)
>the mejiro lineage
fuck bros ai-chan is so hot and sexy
>F
fraudmond eye can't even get a swimsuit
Cygames, you fucking retard. You could have released them as Oyakodon support. No one would fucking buy Shitseki card
THIS IS YOUR 3RD ALT
>>575690272>It was a Kiseki card broThank God for that small mercy5 min laterWell now its fucking over
>>575690423I don't even know who that is
>>575690296the danchou who was forcing discord shit quit the club so we're chill and discord less now
Daiwa Scarlet's huge hefty sweaty mammaries still steaming warm right after a race
DEKAI
>>575690006please shoot the cygames employee that saw this and thought to add sei*n sky instead
Hard to get excited for stuff that's five years away
>>575690296You don't have to join shit, just get the fans and you're good.>>575690358Just a small increase probably, maybe double
>>575690384What a waste!!! Eating it all in one bite wtf
Why did they even get Sattsun to host this? Could've just put Dantsu and it would've been the same thing. She's not an event character, she's not a unit, she's not a card; they didn't need two people for the KFC thing when they were all eating it any way.
Taiki swimsuit
>>575690476>off-model
this would be more kino with umas 3D avatars instead of the seiyuus
>We got Seiun Sky instead of Almond SexWhat a fucking waste
you guys only like almond eye for her 9 crown winning boobs
>>575689625holy boobers
MAREBROS....*FLATLINES*
>>575690475You mean the danchou that mysteriously joined the club that keeps saying they don't have a discord but totally do? Intersting
>>575690470Almond Eye's momFusaichi Pandora
>>575690436>>575690423waow!
>>575690586pretty sure she only has 2 boobs but otherwise you're right
>>57569051540m sounds reasonable for me atleastwe're doing good for being only 29 peeps
>>575690196Why do I feel small bros
desuwaaaa~
>>575676754Is pic rel wrong? What the hell is this sundress and ugly shirts? I thought Jap gacha won't get censored and will always have bikinis unlike Jap console games which got bikinis banned, and Korean and Chinese gacha which cannot have bikinis? Censorship when Takaichi Sanae is PM? meh... I thought Umamusume will always have nice bikinis while BA and Nikke lacks bikinis and
>>575690618stop noticing
>>575690595WE ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL AND WILL CONTINUE TOFUCK STALLIONS HERE
Why didn't they just make this an Oyakodon banner?
>>575690553true, her tits are bigger
>>575690595We got Pandora stallionfag
SHIRAOKI-SAMA LOOK AWAY
and then Oguri ate all the dirt
They need to make an Akebono swimsuit alt where her unique has her coming out of the water like Godzilla it’s so fucking free
>>575690684Faggot
>>575690618Hayashi is a snake yes we know this
why is it always eating why is it always food
>>575690708AIEEEEEEEE
>>575690708666 does not have the connotations in Japan as it does in the west. You should be worried if it's 444 though
another boring pakalive
>>575690757It's not gay if they can get pregnant
>>575690684Yes, I fuck stallions
>>575690838me on the left
next thread will be free of boyfuckers...trust the plan
This is literally why Wuthering Waves is dominating the gacha market because Cygames are feminist sissies now
Pandora will get a solo banner btw
>>575690712Why cannot Umamusume have proper bikini this year spite Takaichi stopping the censorship for being the protector of freedom of expression? I thought BA and Nikke cannot have bikinis while Jap gachas can(Jap console games cannot tho) why does Umamusume have nice bikinis when Ishiba was PM while Takaichi term got ugly shirt and sundress only as swimsuits? Is Umamusume going tame like gakuen idolmaster? Cygames won't care bout DEI unlike bamco...
Calstone got literally nothingWhy
>>575690642For you personally, it's triple
Face of the franchise
>>575690908FUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRKKKKKKKKKK>>575690935no one cares about that retard
>>575690868heyyy
>>575690793>the worst number of both west and east culturesyou better activate all of your holy trinkets and rituals NOW
Who is Yepperss?!
fuck off bikinischizo
>>575690927they would care after getting less money
>>575690935She was added to shill ramen
>>575690908SEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>575690947Who banned bikinis from Umamusume? Trecen principal?
This cast truly is ass though. I got tickets but ended up giving up on it after even a bit of thought.
>>575690943WHAT THE HELL NO
>>575691021>replying to bikini schizo
>>575690935>le cheeky rugpullYou should be used to this by now.You will not survive Grandmasters.
>>575690935Shouldn't have said the N word.
>all but confirmed Almond Eye alt right before half anni but the thread is still peeing their pantsuh?
>>575690984hiii
>>575691074shut up schizo
>>575690927they're pandering to women more, see all the ugly suit alts and now ugly swimsuits
>>575691130Are you retarded
>>575691021Does cygame care bout DEI just like Bamco? GKmas's most costumes are mostly shorts and skorts instead of actual miniskirts, and swimsuits are covered with oversized shirt which became the identity of the franchise by some P.
>>575691087>t.
>>575691130Anon, I think it's waaaaay too soon for her alt
>>575684797>How should I be prioritizing Light Hello?If you have 1LB+ prioritize the first click on her very highly. After the first click the date event can start triggering, so you want that going as soon as possible.If you have 0LB I think you need 2 clicks
>ESL Schizo rantNice thread
>>575691152so uh, you like apples?
>>575691130They never released 4 alts in one event and the 3rd alt is 100% going to be Fusapan
>>575691130>Almond Eye alt right
>>575691130Holy fucking retard
Don't yell over the stream so much.My umawife is sleeping.....
Are JPfags still here? Is it safe to post about global gameplay?
Sei-chan's painted nails are getting me bricked up in the morning
>>575691087neko
>>575691174Is "only Jap gachas can have bikinis" myth broken? OW counts for having 5 Jap heroes and having multiple collab with Jap IPs.
Just got 900 carats from uncapping R cardsI am rich milianere
>>575691226yeah way too soon except for the multiple times they've done it before like gold city or symboli kris s>>5756912963rd one has always been the welfare card
>>575691174At this point I can stop spending money on alts and get more new umas
I FUCK Almond Eye's eye
>>575691415Maybe you don't read Japanese but the welfare is Fusapan...
why do "straight" people have a melty over nice looking girls? so weird>>575691350they're gorgeous...
umasturbation
>>575691350That's a boy
>>575691452Imagine her ripping a fat one like this
Uh oh squad defense melty
>>575691350Summer boys...
oyakodon
>VF having a melty because we can't see Seiun's feet
goonerbros this is your SEX alt
AIEEEE BASEBALL MCFAT
>>575691295sure do
>>575691497https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iyVyVH9jw_UImagine pressing on your trainee's tummy and she rips one long fart.
Makweeen
Buraito's VA is cute
oguri... sexo?
>>575691709I happen to love them fervently.
>>575691608No
Which career do I auto farm parents in
>>575691736me last night before shitting myself
>>575691860GL if you already have the white sparks from other scenarios
>>575691623ok maybe that little shit isn't so bad after all
>>575691829This is more sexo than the summer alts
>>575691130whatever that alt is it will be worse than bikini bazongas
feet
>>575691829She fucks pajeets
>>575691860Whichever has the hints you want and you can hit SS in
>>575691964I want Tama's feet's in my mouth
They love King Halo
>>575691829tama doesnt have allat
Who the fuck is Yeppers?!?!
Losing viewers...
At work dealing with a dying patient-what’s going on with pakalive?
>footfag melty
>>575689067>>575689068>bikini deniedWHY
>>575692120boyfuckers won again
>>575691964>off-model
>straight melty
>>575692120let them die
>>575692183>He thinks a lady of a rich family would go with a fucking bikiniretard
>>575692120summer alts kinda sucked thats it
>>575692120sleepy, laid back umas won
>>575690515Sure send an invite, I'll do my best as a fan battery
