Mandatory listening editionhttps://vocaroo.com/1EzDj25L2e6TEU VODhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqwJwlXM_7E [Embed]NA VODhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_G1KcWRdME [Embed]>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran, Djeeta, Eustace, Beatrix.>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous Thread: >>575511058
I am a cuckold.My main?
>>575726039Cuckliostro
This thread will be better
We will absolutely play tokon, since it has some rising DNA in it. No one in their right mind is gonna be doing 66L and blueslop after the final rising update. We're all moving to tokon. All of us, even those that say they won't will eventually move but they'll do it quietly to preserve their dumb pride by not admitting publicly.
no, it won't
>>575725846total bear domination
Can one of you guys here please be my friend? Yeah I am gay I admit it but we can still play rising together!
>>575725846my wives
>since it has some rising DNA in it.>the rising DNA being BC
>>575726341she's eating sopa de macaco
>>575726658the rising DNA is futa
>>575726341monkeyposters would never say this
goyworms has a 24/7 melty and that brings me peace and joy
>>575726341I fucking knew it
Anyone wanna play for a bit?
who the fuck is goyworms
>>575727029Based, so fucking based
>>575727537EPIC MEME MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!
>>575726341why is she eating escargot
>>575727090I think there are people playing in the lobby right now at least I haven't seen the GG posts yet perhaps if one of them sees the thread...
>mirror-set>opponent clearly has better execution and does better combos>win most games anyway
>>575727839Do you think Genghis Khan was winning his wars with "le execution"? Do you think there was probably some fucking retard who went "I'M SURE TO WIN BECAUSE I CAN RIDE THE HORSEY HORSEY BETTER THAN HIM!!!"? Strategy is all that matters.Go learn another combo in the lab fucking retard, guess what, you're not going to do it on me because I'll run up SSBA your ass fuck you
genghis khan was a masher and bc'ed on first contact
I have worse execution and worse combos and lose
I can ride Satyr's horsey
You don't need good execution or combos as long as you play a shoto desu
>>575727839>hopelessly losing the mirror>start using 66l mindlessly>never lose again
>>575728293That's the meta in Ulaanbaatar.No camel piss for you young boy, unless you BC at the first opportune moment.
>>575728748You might be unto something.Damn, I love Zeta-mirrors
GGs Nieranon. Thanks for the games.
>66Ling vs zetaretard alert
GGs Yuelbro. Fun games!I feel like Nier is terrible against rushdowns in a game with 66L. I don't even mind BC against Death but after that the neutral is basically unplayable for me.I'll have to learn a refund BnB because my stock management is inexistant.
well?
>>575729889
>>575727586Thank you.
>>575729889Io
>>575729615While I'm at it, are the NA Nier players still browsing this general? Do you guys usually prefer to go for the big damage midscreen combos burning your stocks, or do you try to minimize your downtime as much as you can with less expensive combos?>>575727090Gotta prepare dinner. Sorry bikkibro.
>>575730303the most enigmatic webm posted in this place
>>575730303What even is this animal?
>>575730962me
Which character would be soft, candid and only have sex with the true love and soul mate of their life? Wondering about what to main
>>575731467Wilnas
>safe on block special>spaced in a way that any of their normals beat mine>another safe on block special>spaced in a way that any of their normals beat mine>another safe on block special>get grabbed, pressing a normal would have lost against their normalWhat do I fucking do against this?
>>575731658instant 66L
>>575731768But it keeps getting stuffed by their f.m or f.h?
>>575731467
>>575731658You stop playing this kusoge
>>575731658dpevaderolljumpsuperjumpskybound artsuper skybound art
>>575732330all scrub options even if you hit thempussy scrub bitch
>>575731658how the fuck do you get thrown after a spaced special?
>>575732075I prefer men>>575731543Thanks
>>575732330When's super evade and super roll
>>575732075Supercute.
>>575732330>dphigh risk, low reward option if you even have a meterless one>evademore recovery than their normals>rollmore recovery than their normals, doesn't work against every normal>jumpmore commitment than their normal, might get hit during startup>superjumpeven more commitment than their normal, even more likely to get hit during startup>skybound arthigh risk, high resource option>super skybound arthigh risk, high resource option
>>575732075is this from those porn games like koikatsu or similar
>>575732723It was a safe on block special that left them right in my faceReading comprehension,anon
>>575733214precisely that yeah
>>575732723>>575732482Replied to the wrong guy feel free to make fun of me
>>575733010Anon, I know what you want and I have just the thing for you. Here. Just press this button. This button will win in every situation. There is no risk to pressing it. There's no downside, no cooldown-- nothing. You just press it and it works every time without fail.
>>575733260>>575733513which means the are minus right in your face? just press c.L?
>>575733534Alternatively they coud just make specials punishable on block.You know, punish bad players for not hit confirming properly.
not another fucking nier
>>575733889can't have that mate
>>575734091i like her gameplay
>>575731658block the cag you are playing against
I went to my first opera.
my summerjob is over
>>575735851When I went there my female friend basically didn't give a shit about the opera itself and couldn't stop talking about one of our friends who came with us who was dressed like you'd normally go out to buy groceries or something, with greasy air and keeps bringing him up from time to time, literally living rent free in her head to this day, so I hope you went there well groomed.
>>575736093It will only get worse going forward but be assured that we still love you unless you play a top tier
can you post lame and weird moving creature from girls' last tour? i will post it somewhere
>>575736190I went in a suit and think I was pretty well groomed. Many there were in a pretty casual attire (almost all well-dressed though), since it was part of an annual opera festival held inside a rugged medieval castle, instead of a regular and "conventionally classy" opera house.
>>575736518
>>575735710
>>575736646thanks
https://files.catbox.moe/wtx531.mp4Granbruise was the beta test...
>>575738196sovless
>>575739062Even worse: forced soul.
>>575739732that's what I felt with the 2.60 trailer
>>575730430My usual flowchart is to go for a recharge combo unless it'll kill. You can also try some mix if your combo wouldn't kill but one mixup into sba *would* kill, the downside is that if it doesn't work you're just sitting there helpless for a good bit.
>>575738196goyslop game for goyimcattle, cons00m your product and be distracted
>>575738196better than sharting
Io is my girlfriend
>>575738196>grubble is about to start!
Isn't it the Penis tonight? Any of you fruits joining?
LET ME FEEL THE POWER THAT KEEPS RIPPING ME TO SHREDS!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7YmF0TGNs4I LOVE YOU BELIAL <3333
CALL ME ANAL RETENTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>575741698I might
We’re moving to Avatar right?
>>575741975Avatar belial? ANAL RETENTIVE <3
dj turn on dominion black dragon
i luv sheep
and men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5piKrmTvHzMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5piKrmTvHzMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5piKrmTvHzMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5piKrmTvHzM
>>575742608Someone has to
>>575743628N-no...I- I meant someone has to like men...This post is weird and stupid!!
>>575743601thank you xewom
isn't the big kok tonight
Call me anal detective
My farts are so warm, toxic and rotten-eggs delicious I love basking and enjoying them with all my heart
>>575745034That's a rimjob for Detective Anila!
I love shartingAnd I don't mean sharting in my pants, just having diarrhea in general. It's better than taking a regular shitDunno how to explain myself better without sounding weird
they should add a zzz pawg as a guest fighter
Real Kizzington hours
>>575745360cuck characters in a game cuck game? deal
Anila would not want you to generate sloppa
>>575745360but which one?https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=i_s_s_h_i_n&z=1
>>575746483slop is made by Israeli-indian forged machines so by default you should hate it unless you have an agenda
>>575738196>additional side mode that isn't a fighter>but directly links with the fighting side of the gameRemember when people said a draw in bruise meant you duked it out in a match of Rising?
>>575745360I lost my 50/50 earlier, but I'd be down for a ZZZ guest fighter, even if they'd work better in an anime fighter.
Kat players definitely count on their fingers, braindead mashing monkeys
>getting filtered by simple honest neuch lady
*long farts*
>he lost to mids
>>575747472anime fighter? aren't zzz characters regular humans?
>>575748024With the insane shit they do on the regular basis? Though I mainly mean anime fighter in terms of the spectacle, something similar to UNI for example. Zenless getting a fighter adaption would be perfect as it already designed itself alot with inspiration from fighters.
>>575745360Stop playing lame chinese slop
nigga lost to gamera with the far medium
*short burst of fyarts*
*silent butt deadly fyart*
i remember doing the gacha machines as a child and getting that elastic sticky hand and whipping other kids with it before launching it and getting it stuck to a ceiling and causing permanent damage to said ceiling.did anyone join the kanme online klash tonight?
bros the palworld general sucks its nothing but newfags asking basic shit and posting nothing achievements
Hey gbvsg I finally reached S rank with metera after 30000 games!
>>575749057no kokk post = no kok join
>>575750086good job king
>>575750132it is too late to hop on the kok
>>575750086Congrats! Just mash the skill button a little harder and you'll be gold master in a few days
>>575749782>being elitist over pokearcwhat do you even want?
I'm gonna hop on your kok like no one ever hopped on it before
i took a nap and i dreamed i was flying through the sky really fast because i was holding onto this little bird and i thought for a second if i was dreaming but then i hit my shoulder against some random kind of pipe thing which made me think "oh well it can't be a dream, i felt that and it felt totally real" and i kind of resigned myself to "well if i'm gonna die i guess i'm gonna die" cause i've obviously never flown before and we were going really fast so i had to hold on tight to the bird but not too tight because i'd hurt it
askers?
>>575750536I shall vanquish the kokk
>>575753162anila's boobs are not that small
>>575753592looks on-model to me
It's time to stop being gay and weird
>>575754168djeeta's
>>575754197It won't
How many bongs until the dong?>>575754168MMMMMMMMSHLLRRRPP
>>575754168what ecchi sketchy japanese game is this
>>575754805should be within the next 10 minutes
>>575755152Koikatsu or some other illusion adjacent shit. I can recognize that crusty 3D from anywhere.
>>575754935the only attractive flat girl
LOBBY????????????//
>>575755893wrong all flat girls are queens
>>575756453a queen is synonymous with large breasts
>>575756523all flat girls are princesses
>>575756640that would require flat girls to be people
>>575756640correct and i am the duke of dickingdom
>>575754805https://www.twitch.tv/kanme_esports_studioswoah woah grand vs ilsas
>>575755374Koikatsu is the gift that keeps on giving
someones on the viewing box
>need to lock in like it's evo grands against some shitter tardivaamazing
issa 7-3 matchup
>>575759370it takes a lot of skill to play bottom 1 ladiva, consult the jp matchup chart
>>575752843
any last words before you rank up and get GM before the 31st?
>>575761302D...S...*cough*...G...
>>575761302Djeeta'sPenis
>>575761463yes?
>>575761302i.... hate.... jeets....
>>575761724chat is this real?
>>575761724i hate jeets but I can't for the life of me imagine myself saving that shit to my computer crazy shit
claim da codes la
>>575762382first yool art that has made me want her
>Gold Master with more gemmies than someone who has the shiny GM badgeWhat the fuck
>>575763227fastiva players are just built different, it's crazy what they can do with a character worse than ex djeeta
>>575748258The only other FG I would play alongside grub is a zenless FG spinoff if it's not tagslop fuck it even if it is I'd play it. Just keep requesting it in the player surveys and it might happen.
>>575763461
>>575763624SEX WITH YU
Just arrived home, when is Xerom playing?
>>575764212within the next 2 matches
Xerom is so cool and awesome
>>575764212within the text 2 months
that was a crazy ending
>>575764212he's out i bodied that freak
>>575764686FidgetiesGAWD
>>575763624I look like this
Gran sure is fraudulent
>>575764446Nobody is saying this.
I say that
>xerom not fighting both ladivas and havabrackets rigged
Status of the wombler?
Can someone lend me 4500 gemmies real quick?
katbros?
>grapplerincelCREATURE thinks it can play with a normal character jesus christ, you are dogshit that's why you rob niggas with ladiva don't pick another character retard
is anybody the least bit surprised
holy humiliated
xerom going 0-2 vs two ladivas
xewom...
i really need to find a way to make myself exercise in the morning instead of last thing at night...
Xewom, you got too cocky with those jumps bwo
>>575768092
nigger ass grappler players
>>575769640be nice to jmamh he was in this thread at one point...
>>575768970I don't remember how I got myself to do it other than waking up earlier and starting small with only a few things. Proper sleep = greater willpower.
why doesn’t xewom just pick a top tier
This is my Danchou
>>575773307they just aren't fun
>>575773307Irreversible brain damage from playing only Charlotta for too long
>>575773307charlotta is very strong
>A man fought over 80 FT10s (and bodied 22 freaks in money matches) to prove that Yuisis is cuter than Anthuria. He contracted cancer and on his deathbed, by way of penitence, his priest asked him to grant that Anthuria is also cute.>"Father," said the man, "to be honest, I never played the gacha."
>>575773752I realized life was a comedy once I found out what a puppygirl was
>>575773752but transgirls want to BE the puppy not have one
>>575774032what is it?
they're literally mashing random shit, this is legit just two AI bots doing whateverfuck this game
>>575774672that’s rising baby
this game owns
>>575774445i wish i didn't open that link
>>575774445im still lost desu senpai
Pretending to not understand something as simple as petplay just makes you look stupid
d00ders, queue in the asia ranked regiongive me your stupid gemsi deserve them
My gems aren't stupid...
>>575776583nah, you DC'd against me once on the match matching screen
>>575776308okay smart guy but imagine the person you put the collar on and is currently on his knees is a dysgenic obese balding tranny freak with poorly applied makeup that paid a doctor to cut his dick off and now pretends the open wound between his legs is a vagina just because it bleeds periodically when he pulls the dilator out. "nyaaa~~ give me headpats" he says in a mildly manly voice with the buttplug tail between his legs. would you play granblue with him?
>>575777218who does he main?
>>575777296cagliostro of course
>>575777406Then no I wouldn't play Granblue with him
brave counter is part of why ladiva is so fucking retarded but I hardly ever see that pointed out
Name a single character in this entire game that people won't say "Brave counter makes this character specifically a problem"
>>575777558that’s cagphobic
>>575777813It's a bit different when the grappler whose archetype is supposed to be that they're "harder to get in with" completely skips that with brave counter
>>575777218>>575774445just go to fgg or something
I really need to learn to anti-air if I'm going to play Vane
>>575779124most likelyseeing as anti airing is 50% of his game plan
>>575779124don't forget to spin a lot, that's a good trick
>>575779124don’t play vane unless you’re a massive homo IRL
>>575780276I'm not gayI play almost exclusively cute girlsAnd Vane, because he is so cool
>>575780932you’re bi
>>575725846>#1067
>>575781560hehe
>>575780932you're big cool
Waiting for September to jump back into Rising
good morning chat
Id is going to bring season 3 with him, right?
>>575785329
>>575784476good morning sir
>>575768970Exercising late at night is really bad, it fucks with your sleep.
>>575787817source: my bootyhole
>>575788941I peer reviewed this, it was pretty in depth
>>575788985*fart*
All of my health- and exercise studies are sound and Neechang adds little stars to them to show that I did a great job.
All my exercise is done by being inside Neechang
I didn't want to play this game again but there was a tournament so...legitimately, every time I'm doing good, the other player just finds out that my biggest weakness is jumping and immediately turns the tide. and I can't even practice it because the amount of different spacings is too great
>niggas really think playing a grappler is easier than a shoto#22lmao
meg players trying to speedrun how fast they can dethrone yuel players from being the most retarded players unable to play their main
>>575793450bwo...
Ferry if she pal
>>575793450You can practice it, and Meg's combos from 2H are very generous.I mean sure, some characters can scam you with their jump arcs or stupid jump buttons. Sometimes it's better to just hold it instead of panic-pressing the 2H.In order to not panic-press, you need to make a conscious effort and anti-air deliberately.
>>575793613yes I can't play the game, I know that, I'm at my wits end and don't want to post on a dead discord asking for help>>575794120I often try to do 5H if they're further in front of me but it never works, all I can think of doing is run forward but that would just result in me entering the corner
>>575793450you diagnosed your weakness which is already half the battle>I can't even practice it because the amount of different spacings is too greatyou can. what I did is set multiple recordings of the dummy walking back and forth and jumping at a random time. then you walk around in neutral in/out of poke range and select the appropriate anti air for the distance. you can set the dummy to also throw out normals (to whiff punish) or specials. this is good for drilling the right muscle memoryAnd when it's a real match focus mostly on anti airing.Lastly, you're probably not anti airing because you're so focused on the ground game. Once you get more matches in the ground game becomes more autopilot and it'll be easier to react to things in neutral (such as jumps)>I didn't want to play this game again but there was a tournament so...I feel like you're burned out. Would suggest taking a break- it can undo a lot of bad muscle memory and tunnel vision
>>575793534In the modern day it probably is, grapplers tend to be really overtuned now to try and subvert the expectation of them being bottom-tier. Look at the retarded buffs Ladiva got in this game over the last three years and people STILL call him bad because grapplers have a persecution complex
>>575794359Also, spending meter on DP is fine too. You don't risk getting counterhit out of it like with 2H + you can check options that 2H can't
>>575794414technically Ladiva is still dogshit because all the top tiers are zoners or zoner-esque and can't do shit about ithence why the buffs he got are even more infuriating because all they did is make everyone else's life more miserable while keeping Ladiva bottom tier shit. Vane's buffs were the same. when I say 2.10 was the worst patch in existence that killed the game I have reasons
>>575794694>Ladiva is still dogshit because all the top tiers are zoners or zoner-esqueWhat about when he's up against everyone else?
>>575794330>I often try to do 5H if they're further in front of me but it never worksDepends on how further away we are talking.I recall it working and also getting clipped a couple of times. Might depend on who you are facing and what jump normal they tend to use. Mostly no big deal either way.But yeah, what the other guy said.Anti-airing isn't easy, not matter what anyone says, and even pros will occasionally 2H too late and eat a full combo on crouching into death.
>>575794759how about you read my post
>>575794414i dont think it is, grapplers pretty much always are kept lower tier just because they annoy people, potemkin in strive was retarded after buffs but im fine with ladiva, the only thing that sometimes annoys me is spamming spd on any gap possible due to the super fast start up buff but then you just kinda remember most of them do it and they die for it so its really whatevermeanwhile look at shotos over the years, what recent game has "a jack of all trades but a master of none" shotos? in current games shotos are some of the strongest characters in the game, with often the best tools for most situation
>>575794789If he's making the rest of the cast's life miserable then that means he's 'technically' not dogshit.
sigh... I'm so tired of having to outplay my opponents to win with my honest mid tier character
>>575794962he is because the rest of the cast is unplayable tootop 8 is always the same characters
>>575794974We 2Besties really have it hard.
>>575794868>what recent game has "a jack of all trades but a master of none" shotos?I'm told Luke in SF6 is like this in the current patch. Nobody uses him because the other shotos are masters of all, of course. I don't think this is necessarily a shoto problem, though it's easiest to notice on shotos, it's a more general "characters having their weaknesses overcompensated" problem. Characters in modern fighting games just aren't allowed to have serious weaknesses anymore, and if one does it gets sanded down in future patches because being the only character with a serious, gameplay-defining flaw in a roster of frictionless characters who can cover every situation makes you unplayable by comparison.
>>575794868>kept lower tier just because they annoy peopleMeanwhile Lowain is top tier but that's fine becaude "animations so random" or something.
>>575795140um no... cag 4ever <3but we support you 2BLM allies!
>>575795256youre right and they keep doing it for some reason toothey did it to Luke like you said then nerfed him to be an actual shoto with weaknesses and nobody plays him, they did it to Rashid, they did it to Sagat, they did it to Terry dont even get me started on Ryu or JPi really dont get why they see archetypal weaknesses and decide that they should be fixed
I'm literally ladiva IRL
>>575794359sounds good for training mode. and i guess i'll take a break, i almost beat the vira despite not even getting a lot of sleep, he said i was the best meg he fought so at least grinding ranked hoping it'll somehow help lead to that>>575794765it works if they don't press a button, but any good jump-in like belial jH beats it 100%
>>575796262>he said i was the best meg he foughtWell that's cool.
>>575796262>he said i was the best megbased
>>575796262The best Meg at sucking dick
>sharts and dies
>>575795450no we don't
>>575796796Mari is better at that.
lesbians aren't even real they literally just hate men
>>575797040Which is why I want to see Meg's reaction to my dick
apparently they hate women as well with the domestic violence statistics
What if a non-lesbian girl just likes girls?
thats called a lesbianwhat if a non-gay man just likes sucking and taking dick?
I am the king of /gbvsg/.
No king was ever namedropped in this general.
>>575797304i want to feel someone elses warmth so very badly
>>575797546that’s because only peasants browse /gbvsg/
>>575797126What if she laughs and whips out hers in response?
>>575797546You DARE speak to your divine master in such a vituperative and contumacious manner, you malformed DRUDGEON?! Trudge back to your kennel, now, pet, and reflect with utmost recalcitrance upon the myriad GRIEVOUS transgressions you have inflicted this day upon your glorious master. You will CEASE your incorrigible malfeasance with the GREATEST of haste, REMOVE your putrid corpus from these hallowed halls of radiant philosophical rumination, and NE'ER dark the proverbial doorstep that represents mine PEERLESS intellect again, lest you be cast into the veritable MAELSTROM of ACUMEN that represents my FIENDISHLY sharp wisdom. Do I make myself CLEAR, pet? Do you understand your place, DOG? Did you HEED mine illustrious, sagacious words? You fucking BETTER HAVE.
>>575797546We namedrop gamewa all the time
>>575710917
>575797686
>>575797732
2B, or not 2B, that is the question;Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to sufferThe 66Ls and 2Us of outrageous fortune,Or to mash 5H against a sea of troublesAnd by counterhitting end them. To whiff - to whiff againAnd again; and by a whiff to say we keep canceling anywayAnd to dash in after hitting the 5HHHH and start pressure with a thousand plus framesThat the SKL gauge grants us; 'tis a skillful thing,Demanding of high execution. To jump, to float;To float, perchance to overhead or drop and low - ay, there's the grandmaster:For in that mixup what dreams may come.
>>575797970You may be no king, but some of you are goddamn poets.
>>575798105It's not mine, I just saved it in my copypastas collection.
>>575793450>oh lyoook at mee and myee webm full of dumb mistakes, im syyyo dogshit and worthless and unable to do anything once the oppyonent FUCKS me right now and there im syoooo asssyes you arewhat do you want me to do about it by posting your lame ass pity bait? fuck off, get a life
>>575801953BODIED THAT FREAK!!!
>ask for advice>you should post a replay>posts replay>lmao you're fucking dogshitReminder to never ask gbvsg for advice
>>575802202I just hate Meg players because Meg is a retarded character choice and everyone who likes or plays her needs to suffer
ft10
>>575802202>replayit’s a compilation
¡Esta es... mi técnica secreta!
Any cool fighting game related video where i can only listen and dont have to watch? Im gonna cook dinner
>>575804408https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LneQmUSz7KA
>>575804408Feel like fighting games are too much of a visual media for that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7DZwI5TKzM
>>575806169YIPPIEEEEEEEEEEE
https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2082662474013388800
I’m not going to lie bros I don’t think I can shitpost all the way to 2.6…
>>575808048all of the villains of granblue...
>>575808075Can you foxpost until then instead?
>>575808424Those are the same thing
Don't worry brother I will never stop cornposting.
>>575808502That's pretty rude
>>575808764Kou would never!
I will be here to choco-post.
I'll help>7 more weeks to go Jesus fucking Christ
>>575801953BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
>>575809365that ass is awful
maybe the real patch 2.6 was the friends we made along the way
>>575809501
>>575809365>7 weekswell when you put it that way it’s not that bad time flies faster the older you get, so for the majority of the thread’s residents it’ll feel like 5 seconds
>friends>s3>*fyarts*
>>575809591
>>575809919finna slurp dat highschool girl vomit up
>>575810664What happened to this artist, does he still mainly post Niia da yo
Nier and her players deserve nothing
except the mutual love and admiration of their trusted allies friends family
>>575811195sybau
>so you based are youthank you
>>575809919
Just masturbated to thigh clapping ASMR.
>>575811395Well that's cute, what the fuck.
>>575779124Once you get in Master you basically won't need it since no one will ever jump at you. My nitpick with Vane is that Energy Destruction can hit people jumping at you, which makes jumping not a solid reliable answer to it, which focuses people on approaching on the ground, all of which means you don't get a ton of juicy anti-airs since there's nothing motivating them to jump.
>>575811395finally some CUTE fucking food, good job fuckface
His name is Sik von Hander.
>>575811482>>575811908aura
>>575811624>Woe is me, my move is too good
What do we even expect from 2.6?
>>575812342More top tier buffs and some slop that will make a random bottom tier top 1 and the rest of the cast suck dicks even more.
>>575812342https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItN73Q4VRUU
>>57581234266U
The supercute Zooeys continue to multiply.
>>575812761>wearing bikini>with shoesRetarded whore.
>>575812861She goes through town like that
>>575812342Terrible balancing that would kill this game for good
>>57581234244L
>>575810857he left to play other gachasabandoned us like so many others
Can we stop with the retarded cocksucking doomposting?
>>575814289Damn, if you put it like that...
>>575814101just like another chunk who will abandon us before 2.6 in 49 fucking days and after it as well
keep the retarded doompostsespecially the cocksucking
I sense gaylord noises approaching.
>>575813951
>>575806169>4 of the characters he said were gay just straight up aren't gayBut it's for the allies. So misinformation is cool.
>>575813951i love back back inputs
Highly erotic foxes.
>>575813951>Backdashing gains unique invulnerability to 66L on frames 3-18 (no effect on any other moves)>44L performs a c.XX on Frame 18 with extra forward movement to cover the distance createdconsecutive 66L spam solved
>>575820325default yuel is a fucking retarded character design but its sheer whorishness pleases my penisshe just needs a personality to match instead of being mice
Impressive flotation capabilities, Bea.
>>575823254Riding free
riding free starchaser and thunderbird are move names meant to be read in ui and not said out loud
Is what I would say if I were a raped westoid
Only the raped call others raped
rape is contagious
Does anyone else think we should nerf Djeeta again?
>>575824967
THUNDABADOO
Is what I would say if I were retarded and lame.
which I am
Bea is cool actually
>>575825758OUT OF NOWHERESUPER ULTRA TRANNY ARTSTYLE OF DEATH
https://x.com/Megalice_/status/2082793244690432260
>>575826296>gaynirclosed
I will grub everyday waiting for IdDarling, don't be afraidI have grubbed for a thousand yearsI'll grub for a thousand more
>>575793409there's a surprising amount of exercisechang pictures
>>575827482post themi might actually start liking narmaya if you do
>>575827806dun have it with me but there's that one jogging gif
ah hell
>>575830751>the decapitated versions don't have that sparkle in their eyes to make them mlook more deadJesus Christ, Cygames...
>>575824967214U deserves some nerfs yeahYou can throw it randomly in neutral with no consequence
HOLY RAPED BY DJEETER
>>575826997
>>575830751>They can't split them into 6 and 6 nor 4/4/4 because there are 2 tigers so they'll have to do 5/4/4 or some shit like that
As expected from momfags
>>575832883
>>575826997>>575832883>>575835367arigato
FISH-A-FISH UPDAAAAAAAAAAATE WOO get hashtag #hype bros
>>575836484is this palworld related
>>575836621nobody cares about that dogshit game
>>575836484autism
>>575836484>you can get summer kae from it nowSTARTS RUNNING IN CIRCLES
Fuck man, why cant we get a good Naruto game everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px0o17Ln__0Yes i know, everything starting from Shippuden sucks
>>575838205we love shippuden and vane in this general fuckhead
naruto is gay shit for kidsalways has been, and will be even as those kids turn into adults still wearing headbands and naruto running through their school halls
>>575830751though my personal list of favorites goes pig>sheep>cock>dog>monkey, i hereby declare monkey has the best plushie of the bunch
Why the fuck does Vaseraga's projectile lead to a combo even when he's on the other side of the screen?
>>575840337wyell... hes slow... and has a 7f close light...
>>575840337he's a zoner
>megger posting hour
>>575840337it costs meter and he has no other long range combo starterit also doesn't reach fullscreen or even 3/4ths. it's like halfscreen, maybe a bit further, and at tip ranges only goes into H tackle, which only gives a combo in the corner
>>5757934501) have you finger always under the 2 and H button2) practice practice practice3) load into the game thinking ''I AM GOING TO ANTI AIR''4) actively look for it, tunnel your vision into anti airing with 2H, even if you miss other opportunities due to focusing so hard on a single thing5) practice practice practiceYou can also practice anti airing with DP, it'll be more lenient. Like in that first webm, you missed by a bit, a DP would have worked there (though you don't have meter there)In the Charlotta example, you succesfully 2H'd, you CAN do it. yeah, he air stalled with the overhead and punished you, but that literally does not matter. In the Gran example I think you could have succesfully 2H'd there but you tried to air to air
Yeah, this is a soul eater thread
>>575840812>soul eaterholy shit im watching it right now after years of wanting to do it i love you
>>575811395chibi zeta...
Why can characters do something that isn't try to play footsies against my top-class movement speed and far pokes?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Stay on the ground so I can f.H!
>>575840337he needs it
Can any rat players better than me give me some advice on how to use her 22U?I know they basically turned it into browheel 2.0 but I never know when or how to utilize it properly.
>>575840337why you asking questions chud
>>575841576it is very funny to throw out when you're being spacing trapped in the corner. You can also use it during pressure strings if you've got something else coming down on the opponent to true string for some crazy chip. also has some combo potential like off H cannon(bomb) > linked 22U
>>575842092this djeeta has a 10x enhanced smooch factor
>>575842167that djeeta can crush my pelvis
Does anyone want to play? (Day 2 EU Nier)
>>575841820Most of the time when I'm being trapped in the corner I'm out of meter because I use 214U too liberally. I should probably try to shed that habit.>H cannon(bomb) > linked 22UI actually never thought about doing that. Can you give me a good example for a combo off of that?
Vane's meterless damage is too high
>>575812342massive meaningful mom mbuffs
>>575842956I suck against Nier but sure why not. Some MU experience might help.I'll wait in the gbvsg room for a bit if you want.
>>575843293stop jumping BITCH
>>575843102yes I'd say random 214Us aren't that reliable on bikkers, you want some meter for U trap and reversals. As for combos just do whatever you want or can come up with. 22U > 236U is very meter efficient and sets up oki nicely or you can throw people far away with HHH 214M
>>575843734you cannot clip my wingsI WILL jumpit WILL work eventually
>>575843734me wishing i jumped when vane gets the counterhit f.h into the same fucking damage
HelloAre you well?Did you jack off today?Was it a good nut?
>>575845974ehnono
>asking other men if they jerked offgay
>>575845974HiiiiYesIt's not friday yet
>>575846318Tell meeeeee!
>>575846840okay thennono, i did it yesterdayno, it felt like a waste of timeyou're welcome, fag.
>>575845974noyesnotomorrow will be different
i dont get the appeal of draphs
Most beloved character inside.
>>575848245nice MT can u post da source
>>575849325https://x.com/kamiyanot/status/2082823876187427233
>>575849798thyanks
>>575843509ggs bikkibroI hope that wasn't too annoying. I had fun on my end. I'm still messing up my refund combos a lot in real matches
GGs, day 2 Nierbro.I genuinely don't know how to deal with her.
Cag players are addicted to BC, bros can't block for more than a second
>>575851707Cag or not. What's the point of blocking when 90% of moves are either safe or even plus on block?BC is the only way to take your turn in this kusoge.
>>575851560>I had fun on my end.I'm glad. I often wonder how much people actually enjoy playing against me considering my character is uniquely annoying even if I'm not great at piloting her.
>>575852031shitter alert
>>575851614You BC Death then you rush her with your dirtiest setups and a heavy strike/throw pressure.Very often you'd approach me and do your safe on block pressure. It's fine but for me it's not scary at all. I'll just block all the mids while I'm waiting for Death to come back. On the other hand, if you get hit in your own pressure, Nier can't do much aganist you in that state anyway, so don't be afraid to reset and go for throws/shimmys etc. Your most succesful sets were when you started throwing me.There is no point in zoning me when Death is on cooldown too. I usually won't approach unless I have nothing to lose. When Death is back, I'll just U Spin and win the neutral to approach. I also know how to navigate around your zoning too so there is a bit of fundies involved in our matches, it's not just matchup.If you want to hit death while she's out, you can do it right after you block one of her attack (like a punish). If she isn't doing anything, you can't hit her.Take my advices with a grain of salt obviously, I'm just Day 2 with the character.>>575852561Don't worry about that. You could play Lowain and I'll have fun. It doesn't affect what I like about Rising.
>>575852031awt winner alert
>>575854213i look like this
>>575854692
>>575853896Looks like I made a lot of mistakes but I'm genuinely grateful for your advice.Especially when it comes to my throw/shimmy game. Even in MUs I'm more familiar with I often mess this up.
now i like sugar and i like tea, but i dont like niersno siree
lowain should've been these 3nobody would hate lowain then
>>575856964>I <3 to make boys cry;_; cry or ToT cry?
>>575856964People hate characters for their gameplay regardless of what they look like all the time so your literally who trio would be hated all the sane.
why do japanese players one and done so much?ive been watching random streams and videos from random games and those motherfuckers have huge one and done ratioi thought they would be more honoraburu
>>575857378false we love metera & cag
Earned 45k burgerbucks today from the stock marketwhat should I eat tonight grubbasGranblue Fantasy Versus RISING
What should I practice if I want to be Vikala
>>575857870>what should I eat tonight grubbas12 quarter pounders5 large fries7 large sodas48 chicken nuggets
>>575858205You know I plan to eventually retire with my winnings right
Meet your season 3 casts
>>575858259if this isnt part of your daily income do not talk to me
>>575858562Whats the point of making money if you're going to damn me to a cardiac arrest
>>575856964Nice toes.
>>575857870pizza
>>575858646thas ain't gawdlike
>>575858286>>575830751
>>575856964>Soulless gookslop
>>575857870holy shit, you might even be able to buy a ram stick with that
>>575857870buy us all relink
>>575858286YEAH YOU STUPID FUCK THEY POSTED THIS ALREADYNAKED DOGEZA NOOOOOW!
>>575856964i impregnated this
>>575857870gm badge status though?
>>575857870how?
>>575860076likely through leveraged margin so he took a massive risk and it paid off
>>575860076bought 200k worth of MSFT @ 350
>>575860298all long bitch. Just ask your boomer parents to install you as their portfolio manager retard. I bet most of your parents have bajillions locked up in bonds or some dipshit dividend stocks wasting away
>>575860615why so angstymeanwhile jews can print that in one second
>>575860076He sold monkey pictures.
>>575860076sucking fkhr's cock
>>575860729angsty because I grew up enough to realize my dad has been wasting 25+ years of stock returns on bullshit like coca cola, berkshire and government bonds.all this nigga had to do was doomp it into spy and we would have been richhad to liquidate his fucking portfolio of junk and put his pile of gold to use for once
>>575860952okkeep going long then this bubble aint popping anytime soon
>>575860775How much for this one?
>i am supposed to think kekhander suddenly had 200k lying around
>>575861242ok, enjoy your money printer inflation eating away at your bank accountI'm 50% in SPY retard I ain't dumbIf SPY gets shaved by -30/40/50% you got bigger fucking problems in the world than my portfolio buddyWe all gonna queue for the bread lines anyway in that scenario
>>575861471>won a chunk of cash>acts all angry onlinesomething tells me you're just making it up
>>5758614085 Sierobucks.
huh... granblue fantasy versus rising?
>>575861745without the stocks nier we are lost
>>575861654Just ask your parents about their bullshit they have squirreled away. I guarantee you they have vaults of jew gold hidden away in bonds or some shit.They wage slaved for 45+ years in the gawdlike boomer economy. They have it. They're just not telling (You) about it.
worthless faggots
i am one, yes. how could you tell?
I anti-aired someone as Vane on the corner and he fucking exploded
>>575861898i am not going to risk my parents life savings in some stupid bubble gambleonly low impulse gambling morons do thatbut by all means keep staying long and hit that financial independence
my ass exploded when i took a big, fat vane this morning.
>>575862335>50% SPY/25% MSFT/25% cash>Equals low impulse gamblingYou are retarded
>>575862247save me horse girl SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE
>>575862289how do you feel?
>>575862628*fyarts*
>>575862531low impulse control
>>575861898Bold of you to assume my long line of poorfag wheat farming serfs have any semblance of wealth.
>>575862534
>>575862628I got a pretty nice dopamine rush from it
>private discord server posting hoursdid the ratfag try out his expensive arcade stick yet?
nigga nigga nigga nigga niggaim 100% nigga
>>575862893Yes, the stick ball smoothness is amazing at digging up my rectum.
>>575863028i said rat-fag. not cag-main.
nigga nigga nigga nigga niggaim 200% nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga niggawhy do the police hate niggas?
nigga nigga nigga nigga niggathey hate us cuz our dicks rare bigger!
>>575863194There's a nier plush at €40 in Ali express right now
I always wanted a Djeeta or Narmaya plush but I got cold feet and now I can't find them
>rare bigger!
*mogs*
ggs anon
Too warm to play...
...another other news from south america
You know what to do, team. Get his ass.
>>575812207This but unironically and not green.It's such a weird choice. You would think you would of course make a move like Energy Destruction easily jumpable, but nope.
frankly if I pre-emptively jump over your fullscreen option from about halfscreen, you should fucking die, instead of being able to 2H mecharacters that don't operate under this simple interaction are gormless
>>575862247whorse
>>575863635
>>575809598>so for the majority of the thread’s residents it’ll feel like 5 seconds
We go one patch where the top tiers aren't 100% shoto and everyone loses their minds. News flash. Beatrix still exists.
newsflash, my cock is still unsuckedget to it
>homohander trying to go one day without being a raging faggotDone.
i had something important to type and post here but i forgot it after tearing my gums open trying to get a piece of chicken out from between my teeth and bleeding everywhere versus rising
thread was good until that picture
is nier smelly
>>575874540yeah she smelly pretty good
if she is smelly why does danchou still put up with her
>>575875079her tits are alright but more importantly it's because she'll have a stinky melty and fucking kill everyone if he's mean to her but he's too much of a good guy to just put her out of her (and everyone else's) misery. and the lead writer is a woman who justified every single fucked up thing nier did with "well she was sad before"
the pussy good
>>575867084Reaction to being molested
>>575875079same reason we clap at the special olympics
we should clap Nier as in, shoot her
>>575878803
we can marry nier off to a lobby nier. they won't let her outside so she won't do anything bad
Nier has to eat all the eggs.
>>575874328did you use a razorblade to pick it out? what the hell
where is hewhere is LAKE MAN AND GREEN PLANET
>>575879515>lake manoverdosed on djeeta fumes >piss guy overdosed on metera piss
>>575881036I want to overdose on sheep
>>575880917>overdosed on djeeta fumesgiwtwm
dont die bros
>>575886438fat tits give me life
>>575886438thanks for saving us, sheep
>>575886438
Today I gained 300 gemmies and climbed two ranks on lol, going for a pizza and some beer to wrap up this gawdlike dayI'm lil' troon and this is my blog
hi lil troon, I'm big groom
today i went to work
t. raped gemelet
Meet your season 3 dawg
I am once again asking the thread for 5000 gemmies so I can be GM this month.
>>575889602
>>575886438>>575887938
vikala: enhanced
>>575890584>>575891272A horse riding a horse?
>>575891460EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>575891460SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXX
>>575891460>EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I wish Jam was real, but not too real as in actually chinese because I think chinese people are gross
>>575891460
>>575891469that's how horses are born
>I wish Jam was real, but not too real as in actually chinese because I think chinese people are gross
cagliostro: enhanced
I wish Chinese Djeeta was real
>>575893069She stole Soriz's gloves!
>>575892826can you please delete this?
>>575892826How to get draph cag gf
>>575893719no, I will not be deleting that
>>575894351ew
>>575894453whee*as in "whee big cag is so fun yaaay"
>>575891460This is horrifying
>>575891460vomited again
>>575894519I will vaporize anyone in a ft10 that likes big cag.
im still herefor now
>>575895019probably but you won't ft10 me anyway because you're a /gbvsg/ coward
>>575895206ur so cool
thank you meggers
>>575895231myake the room
>>575895828
>>575896115ok I'm comin
>>575896398ethically? in good faith?
>>575891460it's the same allure as seeing an older woman wearing her old school uniform. Highly inappropriate but endlessly erotic.
>>575897472Grass fed, no msg. farm raised cows
cowliostro is still better
Megger status?
general is being weird again
>>575898261this anon gets it
>>575898261>Highly inappropriateWhy?
>>575901002how so
>>575901002can you stop wasting baby bhaisa on inane posts
I don't get it, if cag can make her own body why is she so uglyis she retarded or something
>>575905203
How is ragequitting still a thingand why is it usually Ferry and Metera players who pull the plug
>>575908820my gemmies are sacred. you and your poop fingers have no business with them.
>>575910435Relinquish the gemmies!
>>575898261this anon retarded
You will never guess who it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l0JfXmzKwA
>>575914604he sharted in the tournament though. that gay nigger aaron got to GFs at least
>>575914604>tagslop>basic bitch marvel combostrash game
You know what this general is lacking?
>>575919241Yaia nudes?
>>575919241vtubers
>>575919241Updates
>>575919241Monkeys?
>>575726341kill yourself
>>575920087sex with monkeys like this
>>575920087protecc your potates
>>575918026tokon wonrising lost
how are my subjects doing today?
>>575924708My guts are being wrenched in parts by what I assume to be a massive gas pocket.
>lowercase shitter>king of anythingSuck Our royal Cock.
I will actively look down on anyone that doesn't use proper punctuation and capitalization.It was cute twenty years ago, maybe. But now it's the sign of a phone-shitter.
>>575925632B-B-Based.
>>575925826He is coming...
It's true, I'm cumming...
after 2 years of having this image saved i get to use it and own the argument
>>575925632Phone-shitter?You mean, the phone that automatically does both for you these days?You are little rarted, sir.
>>575927237I'm not getting lectured by a retarded furry cunt that shits in a box
>>575928110
Vaseraga, VaseragaSeven-foot-one, weighs a fucking tonShotos beware, shotos bewareHe's coming, he's coming, he's coming
>>575928260That's it, you're getting neutered.
>>575928601>Shotos bewareDoes Vaseraga even have terrible matchups? Even Metera is scared shitless of him if he manages to armor up
nobody has terrible match ups
>>575929161Just don't let him get armor up then. The difference in strength that single armor buff gives him is enough to give him 2 separate slots on a tier list, with armorless being much worse.
>>575929912>Just don't let him get armor up then>Just don't let him ever BC you
Now we fight
>>575930386godlike game
>>575930386There is, indeed, no counterplay.
>>575930386>loses armor after getting dped we need to go back
>>575930904ultra erotic...
>>575928110You shit in a bowl
>>575935171I shit in a magic portal that teleports the shit hundreds of miles away from me because I won't deal with any shit.
>>575932786He loses armor after three consecutive hitsstill does
Anon said Vane is good against Vas but I can't see why
>>575928601Let me tell you George, he got two when he forgedI mean two hits of armor, so engorgedWith an edgy scythe, he patrolled the skiesAnyone hit in the corner fucking diesHere comes Vas, circumstance and pompStreamboars love his size and armored stompAte his player's brains, and invented Lowain,He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
vascels are so fucking cringe
>>575936970>he fell for it
He'll save childrenBut not CagliostroHe'll save childrenBut not Cagliostro>djeet djeet djeet djoot djoot djootHe had a pocket full of gemmiesFucked the shit out of Bea'sDrags his scythe to grand finalsAnd always lands anti airs
>>575936970The only advantages would be Wirudo Beato and Ult Shield can brute force through Vas's two hits of soul armor. Vas can't be all out belligerent as usual, he'll just rely a bit more on superarmored moves. That's about it.Vane's 66H could also do it, but the three hits are too far apart; Vas could slap Vane mid-way through the spins.Maybe Vane could 5U to out-armor Vas in some niche situations?
today i exercised in the morning instead of at night and i'm going to be adding situps to my routine cause i read they're good for hip flexors and my pelvic tilt makes me look way fatter than i am
>>575937302>>575938502Is this hip-hop or something?Is it a new meme?
>>575938656WHY DOESN'T GOLSHI LOOK LIKE THIS
>>575938763
good morningchestlets are not people
>>575939217Damn right, that's why I have big breasts
>>575938924
>>575938763Morning exercise is fucking great.One thing I started to do is opening the window and just sit in the sunlight, basically meditating (yes, in the lotus position. I'm a flexible anon).You should have a garden for that, but that's a luxury. And enough time in the morning.Heard that helps with waking up, getting direct sunlight. Not through the window glass, but actively subjecting yourself to the light.
>>575938812It's that "Washington Washington" meme songits for boomerllenials
>>575939368>lotus position>flexiblekizzington...
>>575939368>>575939368I can't wait for the first frost to kill the bugs so I can sit in one place again without being eaten alive.Granblue Fitness Versus: Rising
>>575940096I miss the bugsI never see themI want more bugsthe digger wasps were bringing little katydid grasshopper things to their nests yesterday, they'd put them on the ground next to the hole and either bury them by accident, or another would steal theirs, and they'd look around like "where the f did it go", and they'd fight each other for themi only saw one actually drag it into their burrow, for how fastidious and autistic they are about digging it they swoos them in really quick once they have the right angle so it's easy to missnow there's little wasp babies growing in those grasshoppers ready to be more pretty waspsi also learned they're not endangered, which is crazy that something beautiful and visible isn't actually just about extinct
>>575938763>>575939368>>575940096it's funny to think that all modern exercises kneel to picking up/pushing and just generally moving something heavy around, training your entire body simultaneously for actual real world tasksfarmers should be jacked gigachads but they're all rich fat fucks now
>>575939413>its for boomerllenialsAnd how did you recognize it?
you just know these fags take it up the ass unironically
>>575941836
>>575937302Vaseraga, VaseragaEight foot 12, 2Hing for funBad Matchup spread against Meter'He's coming, he's coming, he's comingBC me if I go too farBut Elsa met BSG at the gay barGot a short for 66L, got a stance for his mix(He'll grab your dicks! He'll grab your dicks!)He'll kill children but not the zoner childrenHe'll kill children but not the zoner childrenHe'll kill children but not the zoner childrenHe'll kill children but not the zoner children
>>575940502>touch grass>wasp stings knuckle>nerves in hand are now on fire>had time to grub but avoid it insteadfucking outside
>>575942764>nyyyoooooooooooooooo not physical sensation not an experience before i die and a reminder of my material reality nyoooooo
>>575920087yes... yes...
>>575919331desire to post sexy chibis rising
>>575941686Farmers mostly ride around on machines these days. Prior to the Industrial Revolution they were all very beefy and well known for their raw strength.
>>575944596I think this is the most sensual chibi. Too bad it's OFF TOPIC
my grandpa was a farmer and he was the skinniest mf in his town...granted his diet consisted for the most part of cigarettes and a daily glass of hard liquor.
>104 and humidits too hot for granblue... i need women with swords to gently fan me with giant leaves...
>>575945263did you ever see him lift a haybale or push a wheelbarrow
Does anyone want to play? (EU Nier)
>>575945524
>>575945662he died years before i was sperm. i only got to hear the legends but he had no modern equipment so i assume he did.
weird no one wants to talk about zooey's 66H meterless invincible armor. not armor or super armor mind you! MIND YOU!weird...............
>>575936970It is really good.
>>575947623Pure and honest gap I'm afraid.
>>575947623thats punishable on block? yeah that one
>>575947623I ALWAYS pick rock
>>575936970the vast majority of what makes the MU suck is the shield. vaseraga lacks multihitting moves to break shield and simultaneously attack vane, with the only exception being an ult skill. a godlike one, but still. and he can't just run past it like a character that can move canmost of vas's neutral just doesn't really work when shield is out, and vane at his comfort range (which is further away than U instinction hits) is rarely under any kind of pressure in neutral even before he has shield out so he can kinda just do it. patient vane in neutral stonewalls him pretty hard. even with armor up if you try to M tackle through energy destruction, the shield just gets vas killed. he basically has to win with one of two tools that can actually handle shield, being to EX stomp the shield and use a stance followup on vane, or pay 50 meter to swing with U fireball and hope. both involve closing distance before even attemptingalso just going for 5Us in neutral is hard against vane L energy destruction spam. it's a zoner matchup so soul forge can be hard to findlesser stuff that still complicates things, wild beat breaks armor pretty well but most characters can actually do that. he does get points for doing it without a cooldown thoughvane's average and midscreen damage are a match for vas's which negates a common advantage vas has, but that's less relevant. both characters spend a lot of time just landing tip range pokes before closing in, but arms destruction is better than stance L/Mand M energy destruction is a nasty instant death throwbait that smokes U grab. throwbaits in general are particularly good against vasthe saving grace is vane's U reversal is 1 hit, and that if vas gets in he's still vas. but all of his worst matchups still have that factor. his offense is just good, it's just getting there>>575932786what we really need to go back to is no SF gauge. that thing was a mistake>>575947623it is weird isn't it
>-8>punishable
react
>>575947623which leads into her new retarded corner carrybut issa loses to lows
yes...strange....very....strange.....that zoey
normal zooey
>>575948770good thing I have a low that oh no wait my character's lows are awful
>>575949282character?
>>575949221Sexy Zooey.
>>575947623just pick wilnas
>>575949485yeahnormal zooey
>>575947118did anybody join?
>>575950449nope
>>575947142very cute breasts
>>575949574How does that help?
oh fuck the farts are coming...!delicious, damp, heavy toxic farts!!hhhhnnnnnnnng!!
you really don't need to be this gay and lame and annoying and weird, broyou can just not make retarded fucking posts
>>575951379Are you up for some games later?I need to finish some stuff, can't exactly say when I'm done. Also EU.
*fyaaaarts*
ermmmm *farts* immm lame *farts* and gay *farts*can we play orange juice? *farts*
>>575952158always be mashing your 1/3rd of the screen low and zooey can never pick rock
my allies would not make such lousy posts
>>575952914but enough about Cagliostro
sharting and farting generalread the title
aiiiiiieeeee THE CLIQUE! *fyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarts*
>>575952724Sure
>>575953084agreed!!!!!
lousy mousey
so warm and pungent...yes...
i fyart with honor.i fyart with integrity.can nyou say the same?
>>575953906this is a good ratmore rats like this one
>>575954423she farted
mmmm yes threads looking good today
which character to main for the most toxic braps
>>575956405cornless
end your life
meet your wife
me on my wife's anus
continue being gay and weird about farts40 something days left what else is there to do
>>575957074sex
>>575957317with me
>he got farted on his whole lifeembarrassing
>>575957317yeah, with him
I'm buying the aliexpress Nier
*farts on the next poster*
*inhale* THE DAMN CLIQUE!!!
>>575953340I'm sorry it took so long. Booting the game up.
>>575957726Show us when it arrives
>>575962780
