Poolside Edition>Latest patch:https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450?emclan=103582791474686175&emgid=680756685198855508>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked:>>575734549
who wants to see a goo fist?
>>575829650What is she doing?
Silver deserves to have every single nerf reverted.
Silver needs more nerfs
at what elo does never buying monster rounds stop working
>>575829650How long until the OP gets deleted?
I think I can confidently say phantom is the most comfy having been in every division at this point
https://youtu.be/BwXEZN2erBE?is=MmJ__esJ-PvNp4cy
does anyone know what time leaderboards update at each day
>buy slowing hex against apollo like /dlg/ told me to>he uses his little pointy move on me>use slowing hex>he can still do the point 2 more times>3 seconds later>he uses all his abilities on me and I diesuperb counter item, really
>>575830380i suddenly want to start taking HRT after seeing this
>>575830580just buying the item doesn't make it a counter, you seem like a paige player that uses curse the instant anyone walks within range
>>575830580>dying to spirit apolloinitiateSULTAN...
>>575829650She's so ugly
>>575830868No one posted mcnigger
>>575830868But enough about Calico
>>575830807>anything other than spirit apollo after they gutted riposteobscurus SAMA
The hottest hero in the game!
>>575829892Swimming?
>>575736587it's such a retarded buff thoughhe didn't need that, he's already hitlerlike who asked for this? how does this make the experience more fun for anyone else than the mo player? And I'm seeing this as a mofagI just don't wanna see my boy get giganerfed because the pros are gonna start complaining about how "LITERALLY EPSTEIN CHARACTER" because of this one stupid ass, completely unnecessary buff
>>575831502True
Buff Graves gun dps and autoaim range already.
played silver recentlyshe was actually kinda more fun than I thought she'd beshe has some of the most satisfying gunplay in the game (but not a by a wide margin, it's just that the gunplay in this game is usually shit or nonexistent)
>>575832470too bad the character sucks and other duelists can do what she does with a fraction of the effort/skill.
>>575831502>>575832269I don't even need to check the imagesI can just look at the filenames alonethis gen is silverbroken
>warden gets Quicksilver Reload/Mercurial Magnum>the game is over
>>575832565I wish Silver would break me with her thighs
>>575832640*disarming hexes you*what now
>>575832640?
>>575832565you can tell by this filename? >>575831502You good, man?
>>575830580>>he can still do the point 2 more timesHe has to wait for hex to wear off before he can keep going.
>>575832775I meant this one below>>575832269honestly if I had to guess on the spot without looking at the filename of the reply, I would've guessed it was ivy or silver
>infernus gets Titanic Magazine and Swift Striker>the game is over
>>575832807you're talking to someone in seeker or initiate.the apollo probably had dispel and xhe didnt even realize
>>575832920*whole team buys disarming hex**there is also a cursed relic rem with silence wave to proc your indom buy*what now?
Guys what if there is literally nothing alongside the matchmaking update and we waited nearly half a year for nothing?
>>575833194Yeah like valve is willingly going to let another artifact incident happen lol
>Gun Lash is meta againWhat happen.
>>575833363No?lash got no gun buffs this patch, and no orange items besides spiritual overflow got any substantial buffs for gun lash to be meta again
>>575833363>>575833583spirit burn and tankbuster nerfsso it's more effective to buy gun items in those slots
>>575833583Every single Lash I've played with/against today has built gun. Siphon Bullets/Sharpshooter/Inhib/Silencer/Crippling. Their only real spirit investments were MM and CD.
>>575833363Spirit sux
>>575833150>take off hat and start naruto running>cover the entire map in napalm that deals googleplex damage per secondWhat now huyte boy?
>infernus gets duration extender >the game is over
>>575834131get dispel magic and spirit res ig
>>575833363Probably because mystic-tank-burn combo got nuked.
There's people out there who unironically brag about assists in a game that hands them out for existing near a kill
>rem gets tankbuster>game is over
>>575834054>greeny>orangey>greeny>orangy>orangy>spirity>spirityWell this is kind of odd. What elo are you all seeing this in?
>>575834324I would rather someone on my team get a mountain of assist kills rather than just them AFK farm the whole game
>>575833875>tankbuster nerfs??!
When are they going to buff split pushing so its viable outside of seeker?
>>575834772can't proc it with mystic shot anymore
>>575834772Mystic Shot Tankbuster Spirit Burn combo was deleted
>>575834798never because the loudest whiners are all hero shooter players that hate macro
>>575834584but I get assists while I'm afk farming jungle
Are there actually people who exist who unironically think unlockable flex slots and shop bonuses are good for the game?
if you think about it for a second, silver and her bola are a new version of scout with sandman
>Drifter gets his spirit scaling for Rend reduced by 0.1>No nerfs for Veil Walker at allthis game's balancing team is a complete circus show, holy shit
>>575834798lane management is ridiculously tedious, I'll push a lane out then move along and the next time I look at the map it'll be shoved into our walker/base again, the enemy doesn't even need a lane janny they can just throw 1 ability and walk away and the lane will push incredibly fast off that 1 wave advantagethey need to make minions walk to lane instead of ziplining at double their walk speed
need to go take a dump the update better be out when im back or im gonna be pissed@yoshi @fbi @nintendo
tonights the update...matchmaking update its going to fix EVERYTHING
>>575834967>>575835134Bug fix not nerf
>Instead of fixing the M2 Shiv slide bug they now balance the entire character around it because troonvement faggots would throw a fit if it was fixed
last time valve dropped "major" updates on their new game underlords they killed the game
>patch notes are one line>"updated matchmaking"please god it would be so funny
>>575836361its gonna be a bunch of nonsense to make redditors think it actually does anything like>now minion damage is taken into account on rank up blah blah blah +2.1 to your elo score +4.2 fan score to your goal limit
>>575829650
>>575835472>"they can just throw 1 ability and walk away and the lane will push incredibly fast off that 1 wave advantage"MEET AUTOMATION-MAN!>can automate the tempo of his entire team all by himself!>can obliterate an entire wave by pressing 1>can near-guarantee winning every teamfight by pressing 4>gets free 55% bullet res for just pressing 4>his 3 is just a much stronger version of tesla bullets>obliterates farms in seconds with 1 and 3, and can obliterate waves in nanoseconds with 1+3>his spirit abilities perfectly combo with EE and other antiheal items>has one of the best guns in the game>"it's okay guys! I'll get cursed relic to block his ult!">nnnnope he has indom and unstoppable >because fuckayoubitch
I hope EE is on the chopping block in the item update, full on cancer item
No hope... no hope
>>575837191just........run away from him since he has 0 movement?
>>575837687>he has a higher sprint speed than mina and vyper>"he has 0 movement"what gave you this impression
>>575837953*knocks you down*durrr just run away bro
What role does Celeste fill? Is she a carry? Mid game brawler? Obnoxious cunt?
>>575838117spirit nuker/semi carry
>>575837441Emblem?Item feels bad to build because I only build it for the resists and I guess the regen is nice tooThe passive is eh
>>575838071>uses echo shard on his 2 like an evil cunt>with superior duration>with greater expansion>you and half your deathballing team get stunned like 2 times before he proceeds to ult anywayI saw this happen once way before the echo shard nerfs and it was some bullshit I'll tell ya
a company of valve's size shouldn't be allowed to have 3 active multiplayer gamesthat + steam and deck/vr is a fucking disaster class in management
>>575838251he probably meant escalating exposureand you're crazy if you think emblem is bad, it gives spirit res, regen, and then free spirit boost and CD
>>575838117>Obnoxious cunt?obnoxious cunt extraordinaire that turns into omegamegatron cancer with ballistic enhancement imbuing her 3, greater expansion and EE
>>575835691I bug fixed Silver last patch too
MM update today?
>>575838451I know it's overstatted as shit, it just feels bad to build because half the stats go to waste
>>575838117Mostly spirit carry but can be pretty survivable with movement+ lifesteal, idk if that qualifies for “frontline” but it does let her dive and create chaos
>>575838858it feels great to build because all of its stats are useful for almost the entirety of the game bro
It'd be funny if the MM update resets everyone's rank. Along with introducing rank brackets for being able to play together so shitters can't abuse the system.
>>575835348>be me>drifter goes up to me and does 500 damage with rend>he does this again after his 8 second CD is up and I die>check his items>nigga only has extra spirit and spirit strikeI just wanna have a talk with the dev that decided to give him x1.7 spirit scaling and x1.2 melee damage scaling. just a little talk that's all
>>575839342he gets the damage bonus only within 5-8m, run away bro
>>575839342>not killing drifter in those 8 secondsholy fucking seeker
>>575839079Nta but the cdr is cosmetic, if you have two sources it’s like 3% because multiplicative, and the spirit falls off, the only thing that really scales is the armor cause your hp is higherI haven’t bought it since the patch that blanket nerfed cdr
>>575839445You need to be alive to deal damage obscurus-kun
>>575839337god I really need rank reset so I can play harder characters without nuking my rank
wow I just love being on the designated team full of russians trying out their 25% win rate heroes because this time it will work out
borgor
>>575837082I'm gonna miss the goofy ass lizard fuck when they finally update her model
A lot of complaints is this game can be resolved if you try to kill the enemy instead of running away after they blow their load
>>575839553Won’t happen, hard reset has no arguments
>>575839445>Drifter rends me>Drifter then 2's me, movementrooning away and then waits until the end of his Rend cooldown to TP back to me>Rends me the moment he TPs backwooooooooow
>>575839539>>drifter goes up to me and does 500 damage with rend>>he does this again after his 8 second CD is up and I die>"you should kill him in those 8 seconds">you have to be aliveretard
>>575838117troon
>>575839079It's still a dead end 1.6k itemEspecially on Silver who can't just waste souls on items to be sold later
>>575839839nobody gives a shit about silver
>>575839735>drifter runs away after markingLOL
>drifter rends me>oh wait no he didn’t I pressed f
>>575839745>>575839735>letting drifter walk up to youseeker bros...
>>575839898I do, she deserves to be buffed until she's S tier
what if instead of rend it was friend and drifter becomes your friend :)
>>575839898It's not that serious dude
>>575839445assuming he doesn't already have melee lifesteal, or doesn't already have his 4.8k green spike yeah you can kill him easy peasy lemon squeezy
>>575840108>>575840041remove silver from the game or make it a dude to remove the spergs
>month 14 of mcginnis having the best winrate in the game
>>575840184If they made her a dude she'd still be an underpowered piece of shit hero that gets nerfed for no reason every patch, what the fuck are you on about?
>>575840221She's just C tier though
>why are the dlns players so bad?
>>575840990Opportunity cost is a bitch, but they might as well double down on consuming media for a living and calling themselves a content creator because you always go full retard.
>>575840817if they made her a dude we'd have less spergs spamming about her the entire time
>>575840221We need to keep nerfing Doorman however
>>575841368If she was a dude she wouldn't have gotten nerfed for no reason?
>>575840990This is basically every pro in every game
>>575841496bro you need to get good and stop crying the kit is weak
Jacob Lash is an asshole.
drifter downplayers deserve death by firing squad and a kick to the balls
where is it
>>575841575Are you delusional or something? Would you not pretend Silver is strong if she was a dude and this has just been you projecting?
MM UPDATE CAN'T COME SOONER MATCHES TODAY HAVE BEEN SO FUCKING SHIT
>>575842014shouldn't you be busy spamming death threats to comp streamers?
>mfw more silver nerfs
The fact that people think the update is going to fundamentally change the quality of their games is hilarious and concerning. Then again, it's Yoshi shooting himself in the foot by keeping under wraps what the update is even going to do. Leading to people constructing their own versions.
>>575842508i just want something newdoesnt matter if it actually changes anything
>people think the mm update will fix literally anythingyou're holding out hope for something thats going to be total shit
>>575842334What the fuck are you talking about, are you retarded or something?Would explain why you think Silver is strong and that the sex of the hero somehow matters in a balance discussion.
>>575842630this patch will finally get me a girlfriend I can feel it
>>575842940what if it's silver main (male)?
>>575842630Won't change the balance being shit and every balance patch somehow being worse than the last Guess that's what happens when they balance according to the opinions of retarded streamers
>>575842940Correct>>575842630WrongThis mm update will fix everything, i will mortgage my house on this outcome. Trust the plan
>>575843015if he can moan like a girl I'll take it
>>575842740git gud scrub
>>575843214Whatever, stay mad stay bad retard.
>>575843121Name one game with better balance, hard mode: not dota
>>575843390and then silver gets more nerfs and you will cry and cry and cry
>>575843536rivalsnot even kidding since you can ban the most op shit and every hero has a counter you can swap to instantly
>>575843536Garry's Mod
>>575831503I can't believe they removed uglycoal from the mod team for having the audacity for finding ivy hot and now the current mod team just plays league of legends and talks about it in the competetive channel.
>>575839924I am so tired of these niggers talking about 3k counter items in lane when you'll have like 1600 souls at best even when box maxxing and doing it well
>>575843991>Marvel Rivals: 59.2% - 45.7% = 13.5 points>Deadlock: 55.9% - 45.3% = 10.6 pointsTighter spread= more balanced>>575844287I concede
Pocket is ridiculously OP
>>575844830What mod team what?
>>575845328its just afflict thats broken>but coatmeh phantom strike slowing cc him and he cant do jack its only insta win affliction unless you spend on a t4 item thats annoying
>>575845030>lash picks my team up with his +50% expansion range ult>slams us down on a billy who immediately uses his ult>while we're waiting for chains to pull us back in, one of my team mates gets seven stun put on him>we all get pulled in to billy and then as soon as we recover, sevens stun goes off hitting all of us>seven is now ulting at this point>seven stun wears off but now we're all standing in thorns, silenced, and getting stunned again by ivy stoneform>haze arrives and starts using her ult>lash uses refresher>counter spell and unstoppable did nothing during this entire eventYeah, cool I guess.
>>575845328counterspell
>>575845607Throwing coat and then being able to sit in briefcase for longer than the duration of slowing hex is bullshit
Should Celeste be building Torment Pulse?
UP
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/680756685198854910
>>575842630not only will it be total shit, it's gonna crust
>>575845738>Just always save counterspell for pocket it's not like there's 50 other AIDS abilities that necessitate it
STILL ALLOWING DUOSFUCK OFF
>>575843536Homm3
archonbros.....
>>575845927>pocket dives you, hear sound effect >parry>NOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS IMPOSSIBLE
>>575845880it dont matter do it?none of this matters
YOOOOOO
>>575845030>first the rend is doing 500 damage>now its "laning phase" make up your mind
>>575845880QUICK TELL ME WHAT TO THINK
this update is fucking massive holy shit
>>575845773Depends but probably, it’s more popular in na, I see roughly 80% in na get it and 35% in eu
>>575845880UNRANKED IS IN
rank mode bb
>>575846204it's shit, the game's dead, season ranks my ass, UNINSTALL, NOW!
still no major patch huh...
oof
>>575839687Well?????
>>575846374One tricks ponies dead.
here's the part that you see in the lobby
>Seasons added>no battlepass Where are my skins?
>>575846138>bat is higher rank than frogMina owns Pocket's ass confirmed
Nobody is going to play ranked lol
>Ranked Mode expects that you have a solid understanding of the heroes you play in it, so the mode only allows you to pick heroes that you have won at least 15 games with in Standard Mode. You must have at least 3 heroes unlocked for Ranked to be able to have a valid sized roster to queue with.Deadlock is saved
so60 wins total required for ranked to unlockedheroes are only available to be played in ranked when you've won 15 games in standardnew pregame lobbycan switch heroes in pregame lobby if you want as long as you met the 15 wins criteriacan also adjust laneswapspause disabled until 2 mins after game begins due to new lobby
post your ranked rosters
>>575846204>no draftIt’s shit jim
finally I can grief in casual as mina
>You cannot be in a party during calibration matches>If you are in a duo party, both players must be at most 1 Rank away from each otherGet fucked idiots
>>575846717Silver and Billy are the only eligible ones for me because they are the only fun heroes
They only non-gun items you should build on haze is juggernaut and and duration extender
>15 wins required to play ranked with that heronice
>>575846746it should be SOLO queue only and not also duo queue but at least this completely removes stacks thank fucking god
>>575846374joechuck found dead in a ditch
THE GAME IS SAVED!
>60 (SIXTY) games to play rankedHow are we feeling smurf bros?
I'm just glad there's a casual mode now so I can play new heroes without griefing my account
>>575846717thought I had more
Will unranked be free of raging spergs?
Quick get your calibration matches done now before Vegas tells Shroud that Deadlock is back piquing his interest to play it bringing in the faggot horde.
>>575846426The notes says soft reset at the end of season, not sure yet but it probably seeds you using standard
>new season in octobor>meaning no major update until then
>need to play fucking normsREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>can only play 6 heroesits over
Ready to be shit.
The player count will continue to go down
they introduced lite draft for ranked by the way.you can switch hero after you entered the match and counterpick
This error message if you pick the same hero as the enemy seems pretty stupid ngl, possibly exploitable too
>>575845880> no surrender option its shit
>>575846547>Rem<Pocket<Mina<Vindicta<Grey TalonThe canonical powerscale
metro status?
>>575845880>This new system is live right now. However we expect the next week or so to be very rocky, as the Ranked matchmaking pool will start off very thin with most players not having the unlock requirements done yet. This will have a significant effect on queue times and match quality until things stabilize. It will also take some time for players to calibrate and move into the appropriate spots.Alright it's time to play single player games for a while.
>>575847149what error message exploit?
>you will then enter a pre-game waiting area where you can control your heroThey listened to me. They heard how much I love humping people in spawn in brawl
nooooooooooooooooo im one off noooooooooooooo
>>575847130It’s not really a counter pick tho because the enemy can also swap
HotS wins again
>standard modeWe're so back.
>>575846717
>>575846717what the fuck is this man i genuinely do not want to play any of these. might actually just uninstall.
Did they reset ranked?
>JUST get off deadlock for today>mm updateSure bro
>a leaver gets the game canceled>the leavers gets penalized and has the game marked as a loss>people in the leavers party also get penalized>everyone else on the team gets the match voided and recieves no penaltythis alone makes the update a 10/10
OBSCURUS GAWD HERE
I think they updated texturesEverything looks grittier and more detailedLighting is also changed
i enjoy the simple things
>Need 15 wins to play a character in rankedB-but I like picking Random......
>>575847231Seems like if you get the error then you know what they picked and can actually counter them Idk maybe you can hold your swap for the last second but I think this gets reworked
>>575847432then who do you play and how come you're not good enough to have 15 wins on them after 2 or 3 years
>still getting russians in my gameis this a bug?
>Pause will be disabled until 2 minutes after the game fully starts>You cannot queue for Ranked if you have any active sanctions on your account (low priority, comms bans, etc.).These two will change EU servers forever
>>575847495i get 100 more fps with this patch
Just got off a matchWhat's the new update?
>non-ranked modeTook them this fucking long to add a basic fucking function every other game has?
>>575847449this is actually peak toxicity because people will be motivated to bully feeders into leaving
>>575847598>no more gay pauselock on zips otw to laneDEADLOCK IS SAVED
>>57584755215 wins is actually insanein hots you needed lvl 5 which i think is like 5-10 games at most depending on wins15 wins at 50% winrate is like 20-30 hours depending on queue times too
where are people getting these win lists from
>>575847585should've made it like CSGO where you have to pay $15 to get prime status to avoid russiods and get put into human queue
>>575846886He also plays viscous and paradox tho
>sink almost 400 hours in>tired of the ranked rat race>refuse to play more until I get my casual demands>they give me everything I asked for and moreI KNEEL ICEFROG-SAMA....
>>575847703on league back in the day it was like 200h+++ to play ranked so frankly not that bad and even then im willing to bet standard still has soft mmr
this "draft" is shit
>>575847703That’s good imo and will single-handedly improve match quality more than most of the changes
>the "draft" is whoever clicks the hero first gets itOk yoshi might actually be retarded
Just woke up, did the draft save deadlock?
send mina panties mod
THEY REMOVED THE HEALTHBAR COMMANDNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
why are the people posting wins mostly so low? are there really that many newfags in here
>You cannot queue for Ranked if you have any active sanctions on your account (low priority, comms bans, etc.).LOLOL
someone queue the fuck up for standard on EU i want to fucking play>>575847965
>>575847957What? Did you think this is a general of Eternus gods?
>>575848000didnt mean to reply to you >>575847965 but i might aswell now>RUSSOIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>575847703Thank god Fuck Smurfs
>try to swap to dynamo>error>swap to Sinclair insteadnothing personal
the new ranked icons SUCK (except eternus)
>>575848101its not even really about rank, its about playing the game
>>575845880racists and bigots in shamblesREDDIT WON!
>>575847957>are there really that many newfags in hereDid you really think that silver posters and the tankbuster schizo were long time players?
Damn, I'm that bad, huh?
Metro status?
>Queue as a low pickrate hero i dont plan on playing anyway (vyper/sinclair etc)>Get in a match>Counterpick the enemy team for free in the pre-game lobbyAre they fucking retarded?
>>575848450this implies ive been punished for telling people to kill themselves and calling people nigger and tranny
>>575848450the fuck is a comm ban? collecting enough reports?
>>575847635post you're eligible toons
>>575848546they have other heroes to pick from retardbro
>>575848546>>Queue as a low pickrate hero i dont plan on playing anyway (vyper/sinclair etc)you need 15 wins to play ranked get fucked faggot
Ranks? New matching making? Standard mode? Seasons? Sorry, i'm too busy playing street brawl and having fun.
>>575848480
hmmcould've swarm i had a ton more heroes
DRAFT FAGGOTS IN SHAMBLES
>ranked mode>pls don’t counterpick bro??? Yoshi…
I'm gonna queue ranked with carbine paradox
>>575848760In end when they survey the ruins of the once great game, they will know that draft fags we’re right
>15 WINS, not 15 matches playedthis is gonna take forever
>deadlock>seasonsGood joke, Valve. You added seasons to Dota and then just kinda forgot to reset the ranks.
silver sissies in shambleswhat the fuck are they gonna play?
>>575845880Most of these changes look goodHappy they separated ranked and unranked, now I can fuck around with meme builds without caring.
patch status?
Ranked confirmed seeded, just watched an eternus guy ask the lobby and everyone else is also eternus
>played nothing but fun mode>still need to get all the standard wins to play rankedthe fat fucking chud will inherit the earth
>>575849381no shit
>>575847151Calm down, Leaguebabb
>>575846138I kinda liked the old rank icons more, felt like they had more personality other than just>animalsAlso there's no goat icon and that feels like a huge misstep.
>>575830868truthnuke, she's a 2/10 in america
>>575849556Some people were hoping for a hard reset(not me)
>season ends oct 7I’m guessing thats when we get new content?
what your unlocked heroes say about youI'm not showing wins
The number of games played before ranked only effects you if you're trying to set up your 4th smurf account.
>brick rankLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>575849668but the Rat rank bro.
>>575849721I'm (>>575848707) a bad shot and I like big abilities.
Yep, that's how ranks work, Valve.
>soft draft>no new players in rankedIT'S EVERYTHING I WANTED I'M SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOSHII
>>575848837fuck I can't play
this patch is good solely because it absolutely demolishes smurfs eat shit lmao 60 games + 15 wins on at least three heroes lmao
>8 minutes in standard queueOkay...?
Rate the updatefor me its a 9/10Only thing I'm worried about is comm bans preventing you from accessing rankedCould be cancer if people learn how to spam reports.
>>575849980joke mode for women and reddit jesters
>>575849980Get a job, bro.
>>575849980Only people addicted to grinding rank are left playing the game.
Yeah bro, I am a fucking RAT rank
>>575849912The elo was capped in last patch, idk about now. All those people were at the cap
Apologize.
>>575849980You didn't think anybody was coming back for a mm patch, did you?
just wanna let you guys know that my farts are really rancid atm
>>575849813Rat is indeed good but I kneel to PidgeonGODS.The Death's Head Moth is sick as fuck, shame it's on the lowest rank.
>No more forced ranked modeTHANK YOU YOSHI, FUCK RANKED.LET THE 6 FAGS IN THIS ENTIRE COMMUNITY WHO CARE FOR IT GO PLAY IT, I'LL BE ENJOYING STANDARDTHANK GOD
>ranked only solo and duoDamn they ruined DeadlockTime to go play something else
Now imagine if they didn't waste months of time and effort with the fucking urn and did this instead.
I just wanna reach Phantom for the badass spoopy ghost emblem
>>575849949You must win 1 game for ALLAH
I'm glad I'll never be matched up against an Infernus with 5 games played ever again.
>>575850113YOSHI SAMA I'M SORRYTOTAL SMURF NIGGER DEATH
>>575849736it's affects you stupid retard
>>575849721
>need at least 15 wins on three heroesit's so over for me
>>575850010epic. so when can I play?>>575850050I do have one. I just don't remember it ever being over 6 minutes. 12 minutes now.
>teamates are fucking worthless per usualcant wait to be placed back in seeker because of my nigger teamates
>>575850373FOR THE DJINN
>>575850345>can't win without 5 sissy sisters in discordlol
>Players can only exit calibration at a max Rank of Oracle VI. elo hell is a real place
I will literally never play ranked mode
>>575849721Can't post mine rn btw because I'm at work but>Billy>Victor>SilverMostly a billy main
>>575849980>standardA pointless addition desu"standard" is like street brawl, a mode for people who dont like deadlock
>discord sissys can't shit stop in ranked anymoreI pledge my life to you Yoshi
>>575849950its 60 WINS too its not just 15 winsassuming forced 50 that's 120 games on average to set up a smurf valve fucking won
good changes, im amazed. put the mastermind behind this in charge of the balance team and give him a whip
>>5758504734pm is when the golems get off work
So standard is dead because it's unranked and half the matches will be just some Eternus faggot beating up children and ranked only allows solo play.Valve might have unironically wiped 3/4ths of Deadlock playerbase in one patch.
this patch proves that every eternus streamer is actually oraclenot a single one of them got eternus its crazy
>>575850646I don't even think I've played 60 matches total much less have 60 winsI am fucked
>>575850892>and ranked only allows solo playlearn2read sister
>>575850957Its fine honestly, you should just focus on learning the game at that stage get rank out of your mind.
>new content isn't till october LMAO
>first game on>people are defending walkers they're actually farming jungle and getting slot machines when they need to>communicating everyone is having a good time both teams we win but its not a stomp no screeching cyrillic no haze farming jungle while we're in mid>actually buying counter itemsplease tell me its not because its the honeymoon phase for the patch...this is the most fun i've had since 2024...
>You can only queue with one other person into rankedThis is going to expose so many boosted people
>>575850892Unranked is for fun with your friends that dont have time to no life this game.
>>5758510462 months isnt that bad IF this patch fixes mmwhich i doubt it will since they didnt ban any smurfs
guess my hours
>>575851045I learned the game like a year ago let me play comp
>>575851146900 - 1k+ you started playing in 2024 took a break when Doorman came out you came back for him and started maining him
>>575851046Based on what?
>>575848584Communication ban
>>575851192I could rape your ass on melee meme lash and thats coming from a ascendant shitterlearn the game nigger you don't know anything
Rate me
>>575851308you don't know anything about me nigger
>rem was here>rem can't readValve already fucking their own lore.
>>575845880I'm absolutely done with this game if this is what ranked is going to be. Fucking League of Legends with a Valve coat of paint.>point spreadEasily the worst part. 4 wins to go up a single subtier and 8 FUCKING WINS BETWEEN NAMED RANKS.>soft-draftThanks, compniggers! I really wanted to see obnoxious synergies in every fucking game until the end of time!>15 WINS per character wallIs smurfing really that bad? Why on earth do I need to spend an average of 15 hours per character just to queue? I never once cared if a retard was first timing because it happened to both teams equally.
>reset every eternus player to oraclewell that explains why the matchmaking update needed time to settle
>>575848754>>575848707how do you get even get to this screen
im trying to duo with a friend, but we're unable to due to eligibility. do you have to get your rank first before being able to duo ranked
>>575851397>Is smurfing really that bad?Yes it is and if you actually played the game you would be celebratingThis fucks over every russian smurf on the planet and I couldn't be happier.
>>575851419Look where the voting table was.
One Trick Ponies where we at??
>>575851349You're Russian at heart but Graves stops you from going full Ruski
>>575849683Damn, american women must be goddesses
>>575851457you can't duo during placements, get your own real rank
>new season early octwe might actually get new content mid-late september assuming they block them from ranked for a week or two since they cannot be banned
>>575845880>talking about seasons already>magically ends 7th of OctoberSo it's pretty much confirmed content update releases in 7th of October no?Also, odds this will mark the start of open beta?
>>575851397Why do you need to queue ranked? You clearly don't like compniggers, and they've given you a queue without them.
>>575850892>So standard is dead because it's unranked and half the matches will be just some Eternus faggot beating up childrenPretty much. Regular Wagie getting 60 wins to qualify is now either being carried or getting eaten. Let's see how they will "understand" the game when they had no control over win condition from the start.EU is so fucked. There are thousands of phantom russians there, who were just waiting for this to queue ego Yamato and go 25/0 all day, every day.
>>575851234literally how did you know? the only thing you missed is that i still main ivy too and half my matches played are on her
>>575851514>Onetricks are forced to play other charactersI fucking KNEEL Yoshi
>>575851397no one cares if you quit, i got eternus 2 on 3 alts with 5~ games btw
>>575851080Your casual friends without time to no-life this game will get fucking destroyed in unranked without the safety net of Blueberry 2.
>smurfs already starting to seethesorry! haha you're actually gonna need to play in your rank sorry! you cant just spew annoying bullshit or go afk on purpose get muted/banned and hop on another account anymore
>>575851684unranked will still use hidden mmr genius, it's the same system we had now but the badges are obscured
>Season 2 starts on October 7thhttps://youtu.be/vHSNZK4Je-Y
>>575851676You realize that just means the smurf detection is catching you yes? I'm confused what point you're trying to make to that guy.
>>575851397>Is surfing really that bad?Yes it was rampant towards the end of this. Oracle games had a smurf every other game. >looked at some twitch streamers the other day>most watched was an E6 player murdering Archon players on his smurf account
>>575851809Fuck you antisemite trashI'm a Rem main btw
>>575851809This is Valve. Eventually, seasons will last 3 years and then they just have personal rank resets.
>>575851819it's a compliment, i get eternus in 5 games and he's ritualist with 1500 hours
>>575851754CYKAAAAA BYLATTTTTTHOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY MY LAST GT GAME GOING 25/0 ON ORACLESI HAVE CONSCRIPTION FOR DONBASS IN AUGUST NAUHI
What's even the point of jeet brawl now?
>>575851787It doesn't, it uses your character wins.
any hidden changes to assets in this patch?
>>575851948For people too stupid for standard
>>575851948Containment zone for people too dumb for the MOBA elements of the game
>first ranked game>no russians on my team, good comms even while we're losing>still manage to winHoly fuck Deadlock might be saved
>>575851397smurfing is the equivalent of facing an aimbotter to the players being smurfed on lmfaoits literally the worst thing to encounter in a game
>>575851494I play on NA, sorry you're playing in a region full of subhumans but that's not my problem. 200 hrs and Phantom btw
this fucker is noting my dogshit k/d from the games wtffff
one tricks absolutely BTFO
>>575851971they're adding a bar with a bartender
>>575852138how do you do that
>>575851498i odnt know where that was im too new.....
>Onetricks and smurfs found raped and gaped in a back alleyI fucking KNEEL Yoshi
>>575851676Smurf detection did it's job you retarded fucking niggerslav
>retard ints and dies >pings everyone for not int-splitting walkersEvery fucking time.
>>575852260I haven't been this excited for an update in well over a year
>>575852189just play ranked broit's scary to play against people who seem at leat know what their characters do
>>575852168in the hideout or the map?
>>575851948Brawling.
>>575852227Left of the doorway to the gym.
Post 'em
>>575852268get mad you'll never be good
>everyone posting their hero wins>no one even has 100+ wins on a herodo you guys even play this fucking game jesus
>>575851397>Is smurfing really that bad?Yes. Yes. A thousand times. Yes. Smurfing is a BIG, BIG contributing factor to why matchmaking is so shit in the first place.I'm just curious if unranked is going to split the community in two again like last time, or do something even worse than that somehow.
>yoshi tracker says item patch october 9thits so over
>>575852456meh i dont even mind the game is at least decent now well thats meant to be seen i'd rather have the MM patch first I couldnt care if they reworked a bunch of items and added a bunch only for the billy on my team to go 0 and 12 anyways
It's over.
>>575852456i mean items are already pretty decent, nothing too op
>>575852397cat
>>575852397>betaso is it officially not alpha?
>>575852606>>575852557yeah but the major content update isn't until AFTER the item patch has had time to settle
If you complain about smurfing you deserve to be Shitstain IV for eternity. ~300 games and I might have seen 1 or 2 "smurfs" that stomped the game and that's it. I didn't spend much time outside of Archon-Ascendant so it's safe to say it depends on your horrible rating
>play standard>carry hard as fuckYeah I'm not gonna say I'm a big deal or anything but everyone ITT seething about not being able to get out of Seeker fucking sucks lmaoAlso>ranked requires 3 heroes meaning one tricks get fuckedKWABOTY
>>575852606I'm expecting item update = means more itemsLike melee is kinda undercooked right now, more melee items would be nice
>>575852723stay mad smurf
>>575845880I know we've been pointing out how fucking bad the updates have been but this has the potential to directly harm the playerbase. That is one of the messiest worst ranked systems I've ever seen. The worst of every suggestion ever given to the dev team all rolled into one. Incredible truly. Deadlock devs should kill themselves.
I guess its time to reinstall.
>>575852831>>575852828the duality of man
another added benefit of this MM patch is streamers crashing out over it lol
I LIKE HOW YOU CAN TELL WHICH POSTER IS A SMURF KEKTOTAL SMURF DEATHENJOY DONBASS YOU SUBHUMAN
>>575852587>>575851514Join us
>Ranked Mode will currently only allow for solo or duo parties. If you are in a duo party, both players must be at most 1 Rank away from each other (i.e. Mystic and Ritualist)and just like that.Game is saved.Boosted streamers BTFOSmurfs BTFOWe WIN theseenjoy hell smurfnigfagscuckies
]: )
Since I'm not playing her I'm gonna have to start banning her this bitch is genuinely useless
So is no one going to mention how they basically just moved this game into beta without an announcement? Otherwise why call it "Beta Season 1" shouldn't it be called "Alpha Season 1"
>>575853082>Additionally in Ranked Mode, the total number of heroes banned in a given game is increased from 2 to 3 and the algorithm used has been improved.THIS GAME IS ACTUALLY FUCKING SAAAAVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDD
>hey bro just play 30 hours per character before you can hop on ranked and finally be confirmed as yet another phantom rank dipshit with no aim movement or map awarenesstroon diaperfaggot ass game
Who is already /rankedready/ for you?
This looks great and all but if I ever want to add a new hero to my ranked list, I get the feeling grinding the wins on normal mode will be absolute hell.
>>575852959I miss this seven portrait, it had auraOld infernus too
>>575853381>faggot whiner is a one tricklol
>>575853369>all 3 heroes banned are my 3 minimum heroes I have for rankedThen what, Valve?
>>575853381eat shit smurfniggard
>as soon as the sun comes up over russia SEA and balkan countries the whining about not being able to play in a party we're "le chill we're not bitches i have 2.5 quintillion kids and 5 wives and 9 jobs i just wanna chill (no I dont want to play standard because uhhh i just dont want to!) i just wanna chill and play rank why do i need 60 wins + 3 heroes played" psyop will start
>>575853250it's the beta for ranked seasonsalso it's been called beta in your steam product licenses since the beginning, the distinction is that it's still not "open" beta
>>575853076It's not her fault. SHE'S FROM A DIFFERENT TIME!!!
this game is terribly optimized right? its not just me? fights with a lot of heroes and creeps in the vicinity tank my frames super hard
>>575853446the game deletes itself and system32
>>575853446Then they move you into a different match before it starts where at least two out of three of your picks are banned or less than that
>>575853381Bathe in flame smurfshitter
What the fuck just happened?
>>575853579valve actually saved the gameyoshi beat the allegations somehowwe are in deadlock heaven my friend
>>575853529config that decreases rendering distance is pretty much necessary if you are sub 3060 for a gpu
>>575853076can totally see this conversation happening in the game thats why its so funny everyone is so in character
>>575853076>Geist trying to maintain some aura of sophistication>Seven just saying it with a hard R>Celeste being an SJW>Paige laughing uncomfortably in the cornerLore accurate interaction
This is a indirect graves buff btw, graves GODS win again
170 hours later and this is all I got...
vegas is already losing it
>>575853707
>>575853674how so
>>575853663i have a 9060xt
>>575853707Good. Fuck that annoying nigger.
>>575853663I'm on a GTX 1070 and I'm hitting a stable 72fps. Are you sure it's not a CPU thing?
how long will statlocker not work you think?
>>575853707Isnt he the esports guy who boosts all the other streamers?
>>575853462very cute kitty kat...
>>575852168>playable hideout pool
>>575853076kino rp
>>575849721rate, I only play melee builds btw
metro's rank status?
>>575852959>jeeeg bro geeeeg KEEEEKyou are a subhuman worse than any russian smurf lol
>>575853076The text bubble system is such a gift
>>575853939Found dead in his home from suicide
>>575853707Maybe he should pick S+++ilver if he wants to 1 v 11 oracle lobbies
>>575853814>I'm hitting a stable 72fps.Yeah. I'm kind of talking about more than a bare minimum. The moment the frames in this game drop below 100, I'm having blood pressure spike.
>>575852168They're adding Gezebel's like I asked them to.It's gonna be a location that's neutral to both sides that gives a healing aura like in spawn
This game is for niggers
so happy right now, finally a sensible moba matchmaking system
its going uppp
>>575833194bad news
>nothing for previous rank, full fresh startbah>more rat trapsWHERE IS HEWHERE'S THE RAT HERO
>>575853369>>Additionally in Ranked Mode, the total number of heroes banned in a given game is increased from 2 to 3 and the algorithm used has been improved.>the total number of heroes banned in a given game is increased from 2 to 3 Fuark I'm never getting to play Miku again am I
>>575852168the amount of new infernus lines talking about the bar or talking about the bar will be so fucking much it's going to be obnoxious isn't it>"HEY, WE SHOULD STOP BY GEZEBEL'S. I'M A BARTENDER. DID YOU KNOW I'M A BARTENDER? I'M A BARTENDER! DID YOU KNOW I WORK AT A BAR? I WORK AT A BAR!"
>>575853970>>575853908>>575853673>>575853667how can seven be so evil and racist...
Lorewise is Warden a fraud?
>>575854093NOOOOOOOOOO THE GAME IS SUPPOSED TO DIE BECAUSE THEY NERFED SILVERSILVER SISSIES WHAT WILL WE DO AIIIIIIIE
>>575853579Smurfs got spitroasted
i think they reset behavior score cause everyone in my games is being normal, i think this will be my second chance
>>575854224>GG nigger lovers!KEEEEK
>new characters are essentially soft banned from ranked for at least 2 daysnice, not having to deal with first timers on a new character is pretty good.
Billy players deserve to have a toothpick fish up their cock
>>575854032>silverberg>left wing memeMany such cases.
>play 1 game of ranked>teammates actually talking, calling out, coordinating, counterbuyingi finally get to play with real humans instead of one-trick russian haze mainsbest deadlock update yet
>>575854043Ah. I guess I don't play m1 carries so I can afford to go with humble framerates.
>>575854224>haze reluctantly works with a racist terrorist homicidal maniac against a semi racist geist that cheers on a homicidal maniac killing silver while paige tries to reconcil everyone>miku just doesnt give a shitthis is way too fucking accurate holy shit
>chalkboard updates with your winscute
>>575845631>>counter spell and unstoppable did nothing during this entire eventunstoppable would have prevented literally all of this
>>575847635
>>575854482niggers aren't cute
>>575854482This bitch can spell Viscous but can't spell was?
Watching these ecelebs have crashout at teams I would typically get has been a treatYoshi I forgive everything. TRUST THE VISION
>>575854174MURKRAT STRONG RETURN
>>575854324>>575854479Its still gotta be one of the funniest fucking matches I've hadt.the seven in question
>>575854782that looks awesome is that AI
>>575829650>wasted precious dev time in this instead of putting out a proper update with new content (heroes, items, reworks)
So what the fuck do you do as Rem now that he's fucking useless without echo shard?
>>575854857https://www.instagram.com/p/DSnGAB-D4LD/nopeit's a real painting
How did Rem learn how to read and write?
>>575855054haze taught him :)
>>575855054reading all the porno mags he keeps under his mattress duh
>>575854868they've already announced the next 2 updates in the works are an item focused one and a full major one with heroesif they manage to get them both out within a month each they might unironically save the game, ranked is getting people to come back
>>575854983the text looks very ai but thanks
>>575849721What can i say? I'm a man of many talents, none particularly good
>>57585444512 minutes until work is overI can't wait to have fun again
Where will the bar even be in the hideout?
>>575855148the card version is prob ai generated in some way to automate the making of the cards, but I don't think the original painting is ai gen'd
oh my god bruh
>>575855245In Rem's hideout he's an alcoholic
>>575855302why are you listening to an account called "yuri haze" on xitter?
I'm never getting into ranked am I?
>>575855302hahahaha
by far the worst update added
>>575855245I'm assuming the top 'porch' above the ranked display.
>>575855364nothing wrong with it
>>575855302No I don't
>>575855489>t. Guy who smurfs
>>575855383Hello tourist
>>575855589that words lost all meaning I've been here for years
>>575855489KWAB
>>575855302what? another zoomer meme?
I ONLY HAVE 14 WINS ON SILVER IN RANKED BECAUSE SHE SUCKS REVERT THE PATCH YOSHI
>>575855586it doesn't stop smurfs, it only makes getting wins in standard harder as smurfs rape you.you can't play ranked with a hero you want unless you get 15 WINS not games WINS
>>575855489>smurfkeks and "pro" players who smurf kicking and screaming and pissing themselvesoh I'm LAFFIN
Matchmaking still fucking sucks
>>575855757>>575855563jews got attacked on that day
>>575855768>t. smurf retard
there's no way unranked isn't using a hidden MMR system right?seems like it would be pretty messed up if it didn't.
my boosted friend is gonna end up in a shitter rank and not be able to queue with me hahaha this is perfect now he'll quit the game thanks yoshi haha ah haah haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>575855846It wasn't going to magically fix everything but all the changes so far have been drastic improvementsSmurf niggers sent to frontlinesStack abusers are goneYou can't boost people who are way above your rank anymoreIts looking... DEADLOCK
>ritualist isn't ratualistthis retard had one fucking job
>>575849721I didn't think my selection would be so small...
>>575855876GOODI hope israel gets nuked and all zionists in all governments and their stooges get tortured to death like they deserve
>>575855768I agree with you that standard is going to be smurf fest for ego russians and alike but like how can you not get 3 characters you want to play with 15 wins unless you played less than ~200 games?
why don't my jeet brawl wins count
the new ranks are unironically kinoits still the same occult nonsense but now there are animal tiers that immediately make sense at a glanceand dont pretend having a rat rank, frog rank, pigeon rank, and raccoon rank isnt fucking hilariousbrick rank and rat rank now immediately make sense to everyone instead of esoteric eye shit
All my friends that regularly 5-6 stack are bitching and moaning but I'm ecstatic for this updateDedicated containment mode for solo queue sweats sounds wonderful for people on either side
Ok I think Standard just has softer MMR. Used to be Archon but was placed in a (seemingly) all Oracle game.
>>575856031Just casually watching a child down an entire pint of beer.yikes
Okay, but when are we getting an update that actually matters?When microtransactions with skins and lootboxes are getting added?
>>575855696Deadlock has only been a thing for 2 years thobeit
>>575856374that's a future norf fc warrior
>>575856385October 7th or close to it. Says right there in the MM announcement, they obviously didn't pick the date randomly they eyeballed when they'd be done with it.
>>575856302>Ok I think Standard just has softer MMRI don't think it has any mmr at all. It's the placebo statements. >Yeah we couldn't balance this shit for regular ranked previously but we solved it for "standard fuckfest mode where nothing matters. Sure. It does nothing. Like bans.
>>575856374just one of the things amerilards can't ever understand
Dead gameHalf of the playerbase will leave once they'll realize that nothing changed
>>575856374NORF WARRIORS ARE BUILT DIFFERENT MATEAIN'T FUCKING PANSIES LIKE YOU SOUTHERNERS
>>575856302i'm not sure what the fuck they did for standard mmr but it's not working. i'm e2 and the people it's been putting me against don't even have parry bound, it's just bullying.
the smurf crashouts alone made this patch worth it
>>575856374Based Drinking age laws shouldn't be a thing
>>575855979bye bitch
>>575856185I play a lot of different characters so I don't quite have 15 wins on 3 even though I have 200+ matchesLike my bar graph of most played has a VERY smooth curve
yeah, i'm a bad person
>>575855979Ranked isn't the only mode
You're actually crazy if you're not waiting at least a week before playing your placement matches
>>575856627> Invite-only Alpha testing game> "DEAD GAME" I'll never understand
>wraith is already one of the best M1ggers in the game>they also made her an insane nuker as wellso what was the logic behind that?
>>575853076this is genuinely the funniest fucking interaction ever
>>575854206Better than every "lamo you are old Gary Talon" he is catching from every mouthbreather
>>575857041Black lives matter.Black women matter.Black gamers matter.Representation matters.
>>575857018So the most dedicated players already left their placement matches?
>>575853897Hideout minigames you can play with your friends would actually be so sick
>>575854632was isn't misspelled, ESLbwo......
>>575857041Yoshi rubs one out to ebony porn once in a while inbetween bouts of Hoodwink and Rouge the Bat r34.
>>575853446mustard gas
>>575857173This first week is going to be a complete clusterfuck, they admitted it themselves. Your placement matches are going to basically be a diceroll, especially if you play them today. But hey, maybe you like the odds.
>>575853897>>575857232For me, it's lobby football
>>575857018Why would you want to do placements with braindead casuals on your team instead of tryhards who actually know how to play the game and follow updates
If you aren't spending your whole time learning new heroes on unranked then you're trollingGonna spam 50 games of shiv and become the most braindead shiv one trick ever.
>>575857520>workday right as work gets off for americans>tryhard hoursLOLyou're getting people who don't even know there was a patch
>Instead of adding more shit no one wants>They actually work to fix the game>Number goes upI don't get why devs don't understand this simple trick. Even Valve almost lost the sauce like holy fuck nigger.
>>575853897>pool>darts>bowling>football table>air hockey>whatever the fuck this is calledHideout so comfy, people won't do rituals anymore.
>Players can only exit calibration at a max Rank of Oracle VIAbsolutely do not queue ranked until this is adjusted what in the unholy fuck were they thinking?
>>575857768Tranny-coded non-tent
>>575857232Considering how many minigames they've added to dota in the last two battlepass things, it's guaranteed in deadlock
>>575857453>1v4>winning
>>575857631those people aren't going to have enough wins on 3 heroes usually
>>575857768>Characters get voicelines and banter for the minigamesguys.... i'm trusting the vision.....
>>575857821Fun = tranny?
>hoodwink reference in game files
>>575858196nigga that's nuts
>If a player abandons a game after 5 minutes, that player will receive leaver penalties and their party will have the game count as a loss. Other players on the abandoning player's team will have their game voided and are safe to leave without punishmentsSo if my team is losing I can just turbogrief one of my teammates with rescue beam until they alt f4 for a freebie, nice. Not like they ban for poor gameplay.
>>575858058roleplaying elements that habe nothing tondo with the game = tranny shit yes, unironically
>>575857631Yep let’s just wait a week or even two for little Timmy to finally get that 15th win on infernus, watch out ranked here he comes! Anyone active above ascendant (humans) will be done with placements by Monday morning dumbass.
>>575858269>nice try valve I will troll what then huh huuuuhget reported and banished to low priority?
>>575858392there is not a single person playing the game that is above phantom at the moment.
>>575858058Troons and fags literally use these spaces to groom so yes
>click vegas' stream>no silverwhat the fuck? i thoguht she was S+++ tier giganta broken?
>>575856374>dude why does EU keep owning NA at every video gameThis is why. EU lads are raised to be men and they have a man's breakfast.NA sissies don't touch their swill water beer until they're 21 but EU chads are raised on vodka and ale which gives them the mental fortitude to withstand competitve deadlock.
>>575858628She's the worst hero in the game bro, just like last patch but she got nerfed anyway
>>575858493>Culture warrior has to quote AI slop about shit that never happenedSad
>>575858493why would i have trannies in my hideout?
>>575858489Just accept you’re not gonna be able to play for a week and you’ll be doing placements with players who don’t know how resistances or mid boss works
Curse is such a great defensive option against buillshit uninteractable ults like Haze, Wraith or Mina's.It's comparable to divine barrier, good on literally any character in the game.
>>575858807if you can get 10 more wins on silver you can play in her ranked, silver sissy
>won my first two comp games The loss streak is gonna make me punch a hole in the wall
>lose to complete team gap>lose to unfocused team interrogating tranny all gamesurely next game will be different
>>575858974have you actually played the new ranked mode? everything oracle and up is considered the same rank for placements. it's a coinflip in every sense of the word.
Why the fuck does he look like that?
>>575858994I have 200 wins on her, and she's fucking dogshitJust because you can't win on her doesn't mean I can't
Feels really tempting to play as many games as i can today and just throw all of them to make people lose their placement matches and make them mad
>>575859143if you have 200 wins on her then how is she dogshit, retardbro
THE HIDDEN KING MUST DIE
>>575840990what gym pays $7.50 an hour? sounds illegal
>>575859137he has that pose from that "cover them up slut" image
>>575859231Because I'm good at the game also I stopped playing her after they removed the heal on kill in ult because that completely killed the hero and it's been the most useless hero in the game ever since
>Want to play ranked >Will have to use my mic
>>575858849No, I just understand the early symptoms. 2 highschool friends trooned out and one of them already died a couple years back. Belive it or not I don't like needy men killing themselves!
Lash is Brawl because he's a boxer Apollo is Ranked because he's a very competitive person Why is Geist standard?
>>575853707I'm starting to get tired of him, faggot ignores chat almost entirely only to hyperfixate on the one comment shitting on him, then has a semi melty over it and blames everyone, shit's getting old
>>575859497She is a basic bitch
>>575859497She has practical reasons to participate in the ritual, neither for sport nor self-improvement.
>>575859663no one cares about your eceleb nigger
>>575859125Id rather play with the chance of getting some good players on my team than waiting to be guaranteed to do placements with monkeys. Eternus players will be done with placements by then.
>>575859809Then why's my post replying to someone instead of being a standalone statement you absolute fucking retard, hang your idiotic self
>>575859408yeah I think you're wrong sorry retardbro
>>575860009I don't give a shit what you think, you think Silver isn't dogshit lmao you're fucking retarded
why did my fov reset to 90 wtf
>>575860074silver's most deranged sissy player
So is standard just gonna become a shitpit? It will be full of new accounts, people on low prio, people trying new characters, and people who just don't take the game seriouslyMost people who can play ranked will just be playing ranked because we've been conditioned to play rank anyways for the last 2 years>>575859697You wouldn't say that to her face
>>575858978
logged in again and now rem got evicted
>>575860220>So is standard just gonna become a shitpit?You say this as if that wasn’t already the case with the newly retired system.
>>575852168>>575857768holy sovl
>>575860204Eomm trying to make you lose
>>575859408>Because I'm good at the gameBut you already said you were a silver player, so that's not possible.
yep mm is still abyssmal dog shit
>>575854224I never understand the type of person who will throw a match because of rasim or insert what ever ism they are bitching about. Imagine being such a insecure fag that you have to ruin your own team enjoyment of the game because you need to moralfag virtue signal. These are the type of people that make this world gay.
>>575860625You have to be good at the game to win with Silver, it's the shittiest hero in the game.
>>575854192what rank is literally anyone banning miku
>>575860691>bola>slam fire>auto rape and killthat's all she does bro getting fucking good. then grab phantom strike + s.hex like every other brawler
>Second game of new ranked system>Russian name Ivy on my team>think "urgh I guess nothing has changed">they're actually the only one who listens to me and buys curse when I ask them to>we win
These 3 matches I've had thus far are shittier than any match I've had prior to this update, great work Yoshit!
>>575856601>>575856636Guess it was just random chance, then.
>>575860390>match cancelled because one guy didn't connect>one extra game calibratedhmmmmmmmmmmm
>>575860816Huh I thought Silver was a really hard hero that only good players could win with which is why she only ever had a remotely positive winrate in e6, did you eceleb worshiping discordtrannies change your minds after being proven wrong a thousand times? Do you not have hands?
has deadlock been... saved?
>>575861040>argument refuted>mind broken>silver sissy starts hallucinating strawman argumenttsk tsk
>>575860691>strongest hero is the shittiest>trust me vro I'm good pls buff nowlol sure sis
>>575861257>strongest hero>silverLMAO
>>575861104https://youtu.be/HMr9f1HlNHw?si=lsaxvOt6JeGDp6we
Silver upplayers are getting more deranged and retarded by the hour, how long until they 41% themselves?
Next on the agenda:Nerf drifter because I almost lost a fucking game where he went 0/10 and started getting stacks and would just melt us.Holy fuck what a faggot character who can just feed like that and still almost win his team the game.
March patch status?
>>575860859>news post literally states since it's a soft reset a lot of people will be mixed around, it'll take a few days to iron out so expect a rocky start>illiterate NPC's screech anyway
So will I be put in Oracle VI at the end of calibration or what? And does that go for all ther players who were previously Phantom-Eternus?
>>575861576your resists bro
>GUYS DOES ANY ELSE LE BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL XDDD!!!
>>575861773how the fuck are we supposed to know?
>>575856728post em
>>575861845>omg i just had a schizo hallucination it was definitely an angeljew theology is a joke lol
>>575861773it's not even possible to have finished 8 matches to be out of placements yet
>>575861838i had resists, so did my team.5% resist against 5,000 damage is only 250 damage resisted...
>>575861845r/atheism is that way bro
>>575861675Completely unrelated to your post, I just figured a fellow scholar would appreciate another piece to add to his collection
>>575862048right, so drifter caught up and you had no answer to it
>>575861675>>575862054Mom used to read these at bedtime when I was a child
>>575861845what did the blood gangmember mean by this
>>575862054lmfao saved
haha...
>>575862158drifter didnt do shit to me, but him melting my tanks DID do something to the team.but if you want to refuse to listen to what im saying then you wont get anymore (You)'s from me
>>575862261What are you saying exactly that doesn't translate to RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>sit in queue>haze afk>waste 6 minutes laning until we can leave>sit in queue>silver leaves during 30 sec grace timerI JUST WANT TO PLAY HEEEEEELP
>>575862261were your tanks actually building tanky? did they misplay? there are variables here my retarded friend
>Hook now stuns and interrupts all actions on initial grabBut>You can now dispel-magic and break free from the pullYes/No?
>>575862029Aleister Crowley wasn't a jew.
>>575862550no. and whatever changes about bebop, the hook isn't going anyway.
>>575862518wait a few days NI-! i mean brother
I though winning normal games would be an absolutely awful experience but I guess everybody's grinding them because I've just had the best games I've ever played in terms of comms and teamplay.
>rankedslopYeah, I'm just gonna keep brooling until we get a real update
>>575862862All the toxic shits are playing ranked
>>575861845what a bizarre thing to have retard rage over
>>575862546drifter hits Rrushes you with incredible retard speed holding M1 and proccing the thing that makes him shoot fastertanks get meltedsimple as broI dont know how you can "misplay" getting rushed at 300 MPH cause no matter your position your always out of position in that case.
>>575862948report them so they will be banished to low priority
>>575863000b vestmetal skinb resistarmor plateif you didn't build gun resist against the gun character well no shit buddy
>>575863152again, how do you counter a character who runs 300 MPH at you, and no matter your resists still melts you because he also has stacks?I'm literally presenting all the facts and your still just telling me the same shit my tanks ALREADY have that ARENT working because his stacks are infinite.
>>575863268you just said he was playing from behind, then it should be easy to kill a drifter playing from behind. sounds like you and your team fucked up because drifter sucks dick playing from behind
Fuck you, Yoshi. Let me fucking play those characters. I feel like I got punished for doing nothing...
>>575862029>>575861845Troons are triggered by the strangest things... must be all the HRT affecting their brains.
>>575861576>0/10>game is now a 5v6>still lose enough fights to let drifter catch up and overtake>win anyways>still bitch about it?
>>575863268A behind drifter is doing *FUCK* all against an abrams, billy, victor etc. Who were your tanks?
>>575863468Jews are troons
>tfw something has clicked with me and Mina and im now actually pretty good
>new matchmaking>get the most abyssal, horrible braindead niggers with le quirky builds that go 0/20/1>BRO BRO I'M HAVING FUN BRAH GO PLAY RANKED IF YOU WANT TO TRYHARD BRUHYeah the game's gonna be unplayable for the next couple of weeks isn't it?
>>575863371>>575863485okay, but then he got ahead because of his stacks.Like I dont know why you are making up scenarios in your own head about how MY game that IM describing went.It doesnt matter how the fuck he got stacks, but now he has stacks and he's running at fuck-you speeds and melting us because once he gets rolling he doesnt stop.
>>575863468The estrogen makes them start thinking like women at least
>non-ranked finally added>feel confident to try some new heroes now>try mo & krillI would like to retract my previous statements about this heroI was not harsh enoughThis hero is the biggest retarded-enabling turbo ultra nigger I have ever seen in my life and if you can't win games on it you should genuinely consider suicide
>>575862926>im not at all insecure about my mickey mouse mode but I NEED to let you all know I WONT be playing rankedkwab
>>575863708who were your tanks, what did they build, and how come they didn't immediately shut down the drifterit makes a big difference because it sounds like you are butthurt your team fucked up and let him make a come back
>>575860390>>575861002This is true SOVLDeadlock sister we're so back
>>575863708This faggot just wants us to tell him he's right. Go away.>we were too shit to end while a character's 0/10 behind and now he's caught up help!!!Go away
We need to remove M&K's ability to use his ulti with movement items.Getting lash ulted a second time but this time for like 7 seconds isn't very fun.He jumps in, focuses one person and then drags them into the enemy all while also dealing damage to them.fucking miserable to play against holy shit
>>575863674more like a few months while they drop to the lowest hidden rank in the standard system
>>575863816Wait till you try Billy
>>575849721every unlocked hero = +1 inch to penis length
>>575863871>stop having fun
>>575863878yes I AM butthurt because my team let him get a comeback Dr House, how'd you deduce that one?>>575863895Yes because I am. Any other character who's behind will stay behind, but Drifter? Get this fucker 5 stacks and he just infinitely scales worse then Vindicta because he doesnt have to DO anything to win.
>>575864128git gud fgt
>At the conclusion of a season, the highest Rank you achieved will be permanently saved in your Rank history page.This is going to ruin some people's ego and make some people completely unbearable
The vibes in ranked are so much better than standard
>2/3 heroes with 15 or more winsmy mains were mo&k (buffed for no reason) and billy man who the fuck is gonna scratch that itch for me
>>575864128>Any other character who's behind will stay behindThat is wrong for ALL M1 carries, and you still haven't said what tanks, shut the fuck up already.
>>575849721One day they will add a fun support character
>>575829650Build for BWC (Big Warden Cock)
>>575864229time to spam rem
>>575864346>wrong for all M1 carriesshow me a character who gets stacks which increase his damage without him needing to use a skillshot to do so and does this infinitely until resists dont mean shit.Go on bro, tell me.
>>575850892>>575851630standard obviously still has skill based mm. what are you on about?
>>575864428abrams shoulder charges him, deadmo, cucks him three times with pop up, disarm, and then ultbilly cucks him with pop up and ultvictor shits his pants and kills himgit gud fgt
>>575864563you didnt answer my question, but i'll be the bigger man and say our tanks were Abrams and Billy.Now, tell me a character who can get infinite stacks without needing to do anything like aim a skillshot.go on bro, tell me.
>>575864693your tanks fucked up, end of story
>>575864428Too asshurt to realize that means an M1 carry hitting late gameBut hereAwwww, you're so right, dwifta should be permanently worthless instead of capitalizing off of retards too retarded to close the game out while he's worthlessNaturally this should mean you agree you should lose all the games you've fallen behind on, yes?
Post what you can play. I clearly have a type of hero I like
>>575864796why are you gae?
>every single thread people complain about how abysmal dogshit their teammates are>suddenly with the new update the problem apparently has always been smurfs and valve is glorious for delivering us this update that doesn't change the underlying matchmaking system whatsoeveri give it a week before the honeymoon period wears off. i am surprised there's this many people coming back for ranked though. remember when that shit almost killed the game straight up?
>>575864693Drifter's 2 is literally a skillshot, this dude's lost it. Starting to get woman vibes from how many "gotcha" attempts have blown up in your face, wonder what the next excuse'll be
>>575864746TELL ME ANONTELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOWSTOP MOVING THE GOAL POSTS AND TELL ME>>575864769>Naturally this should mean you agree you should lose all the games you've fallen behind on, yes?Yes you should, comeback mechanics like urn and rift and shrine/walker/patron resists are stupid as fuck. Same with patron respawn time reduction.
>>575864960this isn't league where characters playing from behind render them useless creeps lil chuddy
>>575864938DRIFTERS 2 ISNT WHAT GIVES HIM STACKS RETARD-KUNPLEASE LEARN THE CHARACTERS BEFORE YOU SPOUT BULLSHIT.HOLY FUCK IM TALKING TO OBSCURUS RETARDS WHO CANT GET A RANK BECAUSE THE GAME KNOWS THEY'RE TOO RETARDED TO GET LET INTO THE GENERAL POPULATION
>>575864901so far every ranked game i've played has had teammates who weren't completely retarded and had atleast 1 person who communicated throughout the match so this update has overall infinitely improved matchmaking from the 5 russian and ukrainian neanderthal teammates vs the 6 stack streamer party games that i always got before
>>575865140Still haven't told us what tanks btw
>>575864796this guy only plays ISRAELI heroesit's the IDF Mossad agent Bibi lover Uzi shooter Sodastream drinker
do losses have different icon in calibrating? because I really don't know if aborted game counts as win or loss
>>575865140>I lost a game I LOST A GAME MEEEEEEEE HOW COULD I LOSE A GAME NERF DRIFTER NOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>575865273I DID YOU FUCKIT WAS ABRAMS AND BILLYTHE BLUE NIGGA AND THE GOAT NIGGA>>575865357actually we won lmao
neat details
>>575865145because those russians are stuck getting their accounts to enough wins on the hero they one trick to play rankedvalve is being retarded by saying the matchmaking will only get better over time, if anything the walls aren't gonna matter the longer it goes on because more and more people will be able to just climb up the ladder.
>>575865317losses = >:(wins = :Dsimple as
>>575864893>>575865305I'm not gay, it's not gay to rape it's gay to be raped
Does rank use previous ranks as a base? I never made it back to oracle after falling learning to play other stuff.
Erm...
who am i anons?
>>575865668this guy is from TEL AVIV (tel aviv is a city in israel)
>>575865721bi curious
>>575865719>graves is picked or banned>now your ass is lostI wouldn't want you on my team, these requirements are fantastic
>>575865719LEAST crutch-reliant graves player
>>575865719>Pedo onetrick got filteredYoshi my knees are aching from how much I'm KNEELING...
>>575865850i wouldnt want to play with you either because your a meanie :(
My first ranked game had a constantly disconecting holiday on my team, not a good start.
My pussy is only getting tighter. Give up now and save us all some time
>>575865885>graves>crutchliterally the opposite
>>575857416Yeah, like just tried a few matches, extremely laughably one sided.
>>575864087if youre having so much fun why do you need to announce it all the time
>>575865845u r gae
I-I'm finally ranked certified...
>>575866443post feet
>>575857416It's only gonna get worse.See >>575865543
>>575866503Here you go bro
>peaked at 90k and is now almost down to 80ksee you back at 40k tomorrow
Guess which language he started seething in after this
I kind of liked the old rank icons more.
Just had the most mentally ill Paige I've ever seen in my team brawlraged for literally the entire match, wrote an entire book throughout all 5 rounds, and raged because we lost r1... and we got to a point where r5 was basically won and he refused to playguy had a mental breakdown kek
>>575866810Na=Spanish Eu=Russian
>>575866957>Eu=RussianDing ding ding
>>575866443
>no 5 stacks in rankedTHANK GOD
>>575866912I don't get it, oracle used to be bronze, phantom silver, asc gold and eternus diamondWhat the fuck are phantom asc and eternus now? blueberry, golder, and tomtom?
>>575866912>archon removedA-archon bros?
>>575866948Anytime I wanna juice maximum seethe I just hop on Vyper, brool, then make greasy weasel puns the entire match. Without a fail some autistic retard assumes I'm talking about them and starts malding in chat
Kinda surprised at how many heroes I can play, I didnt expected to have branched out so much in my hero selection.....half of those are heroes I stopped playing tho
>>575867164I was Oracle 4 and fell to Arch 2 and now I feel like I've lost my place in the world
>>575867434>>575867434>>575867434>>575867434
I don't care about ranked, I'm in my 30s. How about some fucking content?
>>575866912These icons look AI generated
>DUDE THE MATCHMAKING UPDATE WILL SAVE USSSSS>They just threw on a ranked mode, actual quality of matchmaking is unchanged, every match is still a stomp and you get 3-4 teammates going negative 10awesome lol
>>575867142what game are you playing in which diamond is the highest rankeven league has 3 ranks above diamond
>>575845880I was worried they'd do thisAus is gonna be even more dead with the matchmaking pool split like this
>>575866703It's the same shit.Every ranked match I open, teams have a 50k diff
>>575859427They trooned out because they played some pool and darts?Damn, why didn't Trump ban this?
>>575864476wtf is this?
>>575867510I'm also in my 30s and ranked is my preference.
>>575852138>10/10/21so its post 9/11?
