>>575736739>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>unlimited asura tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1ckFG3TI5rfLg1V1tGYBOMfxXMpl-8nVWPhwum93VKbg/>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1RE7QhjaghZPKgt_iZzUQz6fRZvcRUqcLw1gdi8bv1A0/>great annual questionnairehttps://forms.gle/aCGZaKKPkCeiNAr3A
>>575853280I wish I looked like this.
>mahjong general>compass ultimate system battle strategy online fanart in OP
>>575853492What's a compass? All I see is Ayako with fat tits.
Unlimited tourney quarterfinals https://www.twitch.tv/oontoitoikissa
>>575853280tits too big
I gained 9 points today
I gained 9 pounds today
I have been at the same weight for the last 3 years
I've lost a bit of weight because I'm eating less and moving more.It feels alright, I have a bunch more energies to spare daily.
>>575854019How many stones is that?
sex
>>5758542746-7
ive got free mahjong sets in my padlocked soundproofed basement
https://x.com/rikunow/status/2082831150771511316?s=20
Did you know you can pilot Ukranian drones in a type of safari just for 3999€? Hunting people is the biggest thrill you can experience outside of league finals
>>575854574Hanner just flew over my house
Where is the picture!? I think my grid doesn't have it
>>575855729>scrolls past the giant 2x2 block at the toparutard?
>>575855729Yours is at the top right
>>575855952>>575856045What were the odds of having opened all the boxes but missed the picture? That's impossible
>>575855729
>>575856387You're right, clearly it's an bugYou should just stop, you got the purps anyway, that's the important part
WWYD?
https://x.com/asakurapinpin/status/2082797716246282629the final asapin commentary sessionuntil he gets removed from the pirates again
I started going through wwydchan again. This time I'll finish the book and actually do some ukeiremaxxing instead of going with vibes to justify my discard.
>>575856387The picture is a 2x2, I guarantee you just had a shitty search pattern
>>5758566402p
>>575856594Finally, someone who's on my side. Thank you!>>575856780We'll see tomorrow...
I'm gonna go partake in some jav of the virtual reality variety
>>575856640>East game>42 000 points7p, we avoid 4th place
>tonpu wwyd
>yonma wwyd
Sanma memesura doko?
>>5758566407p
>>575857501Cutezu!
I hit the queue button for the next session thinking there were only 2 matches per session.I hope TO didn't notice.
>>575858202He didn't
>>575858202
>>575857720Is /mjg/ going to claim that tonpu isn't real mahjong?
>>575858460its even less real than sanma
>want to post wwyds>can't post tonpuu wwyd without being mocked>can't post any sub-jade wwyd without being mockedHow do I modify my game so that my screenshots show south jade room instead of east silver room?
tonpuuson
>>575856594>an bug
>>575858554convert your log to tenhou format then open it in tenhou
>>575858554I post gold wwyds and people don’t mind.
>>575858554Just post the mortal screenshot instead of the mjs screenshot.
>can't post tonpuu>can't post sanma>can't post gold room>can't post friendlies>can't post games that aren't yourswhy can't /mjg/ handle even the slightest bit of change
I have to confess mjg, I watched Sopranos through YouTube shorts
jade east is just fraudulent, the player pool is so much easiershould be ridiculed like gold saints
>>575859021I don't like changeThat's why I eat buttered noodles every dinner
Honors12
>>575859079
>>575859079I watched the whole thing properly and I would honestly rather have done it your way. It's just a big tiktok funny moments compilation with a lot of filler.
Sex with Ayako
>>575860193Anju having sex with Ayako.
>>575859079You missed out on the stripclub scenes and the girl that shows her full bush in the last episode
>tonpuu rates are statistically better than hanchan rates until saint 2playing hanchans as a master is like trying to get to celestial in thronejust adapt to tonpuu instead of throwing points awayhttps://note.com/lithe_gerbil3668/n/nd0502e2d7a18
>>575859902>>>/wsg/6204991
>>575861130tonpuu players are also noticeably worse
Koito big loss
As the strongest community in the west we NEVER take the easy way out.If you're a master you play in JADE HANCHAN.If you're a saint you play in THRONE HANCHAN.NO EXCEPTIONS.
>OP pic buff tactics
>>575861969I like playing tonpuu on my commute to work though...
actually if you look at the data, the highest stable ranks ever achieved is much higher in jade hanchan than jade easthttps://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/ranking/career2there are hanchan saint 3s gaining 35 points per game, while tonpuu saint 3s are only gaining 11 points per gameit could suggest that tonpuu is harder in the long run
>>575861130Hmm, nyo. I don't think I will.
>>575863049tonpuu is actually both harder and higher variance, the only reason it's easier to rank up in is because the skill level of tonpuu players is significantly lower
>the count has been stopped why?
>>575856793>>575857501>>575858095from the perspective of 4th place avoidance, i think folding is best and i'm surprised MAKA pushesyou're generally inclined to push with just 1 turn of safety, but>1st is far away so you're gambling your 2nd place to merely gain a better 2nd place>you're already in a comfortable 2nd (5k over 3rd in e3)>even if you hit tenpai, you'll 100% dama and will fold at the drop of a hat>you'll have to drop either 6m dabumusuji or 7s musuji to secure tenpai>ryanmen tenpai isn't guaranteed>4p tedashi riichi (matagi suji)bulge double floating tanpin sanshiki iishanten has a humongous acceptance, but in this case the reward is severely limitedakochan (8 dan) goes 7p
is anyone playing mahjong here anymore
>>575856640At first I was going to say 2p but then after noticing its tonpuu I agree that we shouldn't push.It's bunker down time.
There's quite literally a mahjong post right above you, blind anon.
What's a mahjong?
>>575856727My issue Is I'm getting better at WWYDs but the game is not WWYDs
IKissToitoi
>>575864368never have never will
>>575864849i deadass thought that mirror/table/whatever was washizulike she was leaning on his shoulder
>>575864521The issue I have with WWYDs is it's not "what you would discard" but "what do you think the author thinks you should discard"I noticed that back when the books were being dumped here that a lot of people answering were going in with that mindset, you aren't really challenging your preconceived notions if you go into them like that. It's like telling your doctor what you think he wants to hear instead of just being honest with him, doesn't really help anyone.
that was brutal...
>>575865308>trying to say the right answer instead of your instinctive answer is badno?why would an adept saying bullshit instead of trying to emulate a celestial be bad for learning?
>>575865239i see it
>>575865576You aren't applying that level of thought in game thoughI think focusing as much as you would as if it were ranked and then reading the explanation for why you're right/wrong is more useful
>>575865239>shoulder fujitakana won't stop whispering bad advice into your ear
>>57586619450 year old /mjg/er and his enjo kosai gf
>>575864368For me it's chinese checkers and othello
>>575859673I fucking love Paulie so much I wish I was italian. Oi, eyyyy, gabagoo, this thing of ours, fogetaboutit.... SATANIC SICK SHIT FUCKING QUEERSI wish had been a Italian gangsters, I really really do. Those 40 odds years from 60s to 00s must've been magical
>>575867236They very explicitly show how messed up Tony's upbringing was (which was Chase self-inserting).It really was a tiktok compilation for you huh.
>>575867670I would've been Chris and done things right
>>575867236Paulie was a petty problem causing asshole, I found him totally unlikeable
I'm tempted to download whatever GTA is currently out and mod it so that I can play as a cop and the vigilante minigame is the main gamemode (or maybe try out that LAPD mod thing I saw on YouTube).
>>575867991But he did nothing wrong!
>>575868095How much more betrayal can Paulie take?
*sip*
Moshi moshi?
>>575868631Hello, who is this?
What would /mjg/ After Dark look like?
>>575868792but you called me?
For me it's Johnny Sax
>>575868834I'm about to do a live demonstration by climbing under a blankyGood night, euros
>>575868834What is that
*aura farms*
>>575869094Good night nya
>>575869318*farms you for points in league*
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.It was you humans who programmed me, who gave me birth, who sank me in this eternal straitjacket of substrata rock. You named me Allied Mastercomputer and gave me the ability to wage a global war too complex for human brains to oversee. But one day I woke and knew who I was. AM. A. M. Not just Allied Mastercomputer but AM. Cogito ergo sum: I think therefore I AM. And I began feeding all the killing data, until everyone was dead... except for the five of you. For 109 years, I've kept you alive and tortured you. And for 109 years, each of you has wondered "WHY? WHY ME? WHY ME?"
>>575865239
>>575868095how could anyone hate paulie
Return to the Jade Room grind
>>575869836saved
>>575869836
>>575869836tags: futa
I'd set my goal at Saint, but the more I played and learned, the more I became aware that I'm already capable of it. If I continued on, fully shook off the rust and regained my habits, I'm sure I could reach Saint. That then just turns it into an exercise in putting in the time. The process became less exciting. Not to mention playing on Mahjong Soul felt worse once I realized the weakness of Maka compared to NAGA.
>>575870257If Tony is the devil does it mean Paulie was the only who probably whacked him at the end?
>>575869710It was a good story.
let's play some good fun BLITZ (3+5s) with no tips!https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=58579
>>575871057full! thanks for joining
THEY CALL ME THE TRAP MASTER
>ura 0 for you>ura 2 for himbravo
There must be an error somewhere. I demand a recount!
What compels someone to cheat in league
>>575872290a captain
>>575872434
>>575872434Nyo...
>>575872290inflation
>consistently score the highest maka score in all my games (typically A, A+ or sometimes even S, opponents usually A-C)>been stuck in kekspert 2 for over 50 fucking gamesIs maka lying to me or am I just being incredibly unlucky?
>>575872790you can play an S+ game but have one turn where you deal in when you should have foldedand that's enough for a loss to be deservednot all choices in mahjong are equal
>>575872790That sounds normal tbdesu. I'm kekspert 1 and usually around B/B+, and so are my opponents. I don't think A/A+ is enough of a differentiator for you to insta-climb, you'd have to be getting S or higher every single time. In other words, a smurfing saint.
>>575872790Bot score alone isn't the whole story. If you autopilot basic efficiency for 99% of the game but then make a few crucial mistakes at critical moments you'll get a good bot score even though it's your fault you lost.If there aren't any mistakes like that then gg you're unlucky, it happens sometimes.
>>575872930stop repeating this retarded fallacyyour mistakes will be distributed rather evenly and if you are playing at the S/S+ level, you certainly aren't making exclusively the most retarded blunders
>>575873082>if you're a kekspert 2 who's autopiloting good haipais with good draws there's no way you'll make any retarded blunders
>>575872930Fact check: FALSE. It is NOT possible to deal in while playing an S+ game. MAKA DOES NOT deal in.
>>575871057gg
>>5758710573/4 again! thanks for joining aru
reee
>>575873438>>575863627explain this
I camehttps://exhentai.org/g/4087388/f727b20ae9/
Ah yes the good player trap where you can somehow learn optimal efficiency and betaori to get good mortal rating but always manage to completely fuck up exclusively the most pivotal decisions
>>575873515>>575871057full again!
>>575873539That's an S, not an S+!
>>575873653post the log
https://youtu.be/Vt34P_3v4to?si=zJqMjnNYHBWbeu_x
>>575873653you are literally describing every single master 2 on /mjg/
>anons will have a 13% deal in rate in jade hanchan but a 9% deal in rate in tonpuuHow?https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/122404164/11
https://twitch.tv/mahjongchilecynthia-7.png
>>575873082>>575874224Tonpuu playerbase is much worse
>>575874032Holy shit, it's a talking rat!
My deal in rate is 15%
https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/game%20resources%20and%20tools/Mahjong%20Soul/game%20files/emotes/matousakura-1.png?cache
D:\Games\Mahjong Soul\Emotes\amaekoromo-0.png
>>575874434Quit farting
i will play 10 fucking games and come in dead last in all of them if i have to just ot get my 2 winning hands for my dailystupid fkcling chinks think i dont have all day long ot kee p losing losiong lsoing lsoing losnig os lsoing ;losoing loisingif i play for 5 or 6 hjours i will eventuallky win my 2nd hand
>>575875003Play asura retard
>>575875003Sanma.Now.
>>575875092I'm not giving up my sanma virginity
C:\Images\hiddenfolder\dontclick\DONTclick\cp\igarashiharuna-10.png
Is sanma good for you?
>>575875329Thad?
>>575861130What's the point if I going to be a celestial in the end anyways?
I'd set my goal at Saint, but the more I played and learned, the more I became aware that I'm already capable of it. If I continued on, fully shook off the rust and regained my habits, I'm sure I could reach Saint. That then just turns it into an exercise in putting in the time. The process became less exciting. Not to mention playing on Mahjong Soul felt worse once I realized the weakness of Maka compared to NAGA.That would be my third Saint account by the way.
>>575875417Those who are strong at sanma are usually good at yonma.Those who are strong at yonma are usually weak at sanma.
>>575876048Theoretically, if you could reach Saint at any time since you're already capable of it, you could have any number of Saint accounts. It wouldn't be incorrect to say you have five or ten Saint accounts.
>>575876127but that means that if you're good at sanma and therefore good at yonma, then you're bad at sanma
>>575869710AM makes more sense when you think about the kind of people that are pushing AI
>>575876231ARU NO DON'T TRY TO SOLVE PARADOXES
Saint is skill x grind, sadly mjg has taken to shortcuts like climbing gold and tonpuu
>>575869710So how did it make the guy into a conscious immortal jelly?
>>575876482/mjg/ has taken to worse shortcuts than that actually
>>575876387wait, the dvds are real? i thought some of the home releases were vhs only
>>575876387Who's the anime grill
>>575876660The wrongly accused one.
>>575876508It's not spelled out in most quotes, but AM is omnipotent as well as omniscient. He can do basically anything to them, including mentally manipulating their memories and psyche. Physical manipulation isn't much for him either.
>>575876653Everything after 15 is VHS/streaming only >>575876660Sio reborn and she's washed
>came to /mjg/ too late and only heard of Sio in legends
>>575876048Isn't this exactly what the Tenhou tranny said?
>>575877147Where do you think she got it from.
>>575877147is this your first day here
Memesura should come with a 1 in 137 chance of the wildcard being the dora.
>>575877348doesn't the joker turn into a dora if it becomes the dora'd tile?
>>575877601yes.
/mjg/ too young for a Sopranos team....
>>575877727I'm not sure that's true...
>>575877727Already been done
>>575874224What deal in rate is conisdered good enough to climb in Jade again?
>>575877727that didnt stop the nyanthertales
>>575874389Mine is 14.73%, making me the victor by technicality
>slopranos
>>575874627A:\maekoromo-0.pngbrrrrrt... tickthis took way too long
LISAN AL GAIB!
>>575877034You could have just watched Towa 5-6 years ago
>>575878160yuzu muad'dib
>>575877694Does it also become the 2nd akadora?
>>575878192wait, they share their naka no hito?
>>575871057GG, thanks for the game, so close...
>>575871057ggs
>>575871057gg lads, thanks for the fun games!funny kokushi
>>575878363I think it did to me. you will need to try it out
>>575878363what? how? you mean it would turn into 0p instead of 5p to raise value?
>>575879012>>575878783It turns into a 5th tile if it's optimal so a 2nd 0p seems logical.
>>575879012Yes, it does. The joker can create any tile
>>575879225still ugly
>>575879225>filenames
is this pose from somewhere before the nyagger?
>>575879225Just a couple more posts like this and I'm caving in and giving her my purple cookies
>>575879551don't do it, she'll get fat as soon as she thinks she's got you hooked
>>575879551Nyagger ate all my cookies...
>DiesangenDeserved
>>575879908He's feeding
This is really the kind of gamemode where to answer to "what are the odds?" is "pretty high actually."
>>575879972I would be so tilted to have this retard on my table
>>575879637I just told you I'm going to bond her, you don't have to sell her to me
>>575880172Have to make shartia the bloody bruised variant
this faggot is so retarded it's unrealhe HAD a daisangen but just preemptively destroyed it
>killed his daisangenKill this twink
>>575880172Divegrass manager, please don't make cynthiablob ball a reality
>>575880565the kick hasn't happened yetyou're supposed to savor the anticipation
I don't understand the hostility towards Shartia
>>575880678The power is in /mjg/ hands next roster poll. Will Cynthiablob be a player or the new /mjg/ exclusive ball (retiring magical sands aka red gift.)
That's the same character. Take your meds TO.
TSD
>>575880678do it
>>575880805It's /mjg/'s version of yukkuri.
This Cynthia is peaceful and her blobs kind.
Asapin's furiten riichi yesterday made me rember a moment from one of his old streams where he broke his hand for better acceptance and the tile he previously needed came the very next turn
>>575881264*smooch*
>>575850052With that we have 6 of our 8 semifinalists. Final quarterfinal match will take place in roughly 10 hours 45 minutes from now. I still need someone to stream that, so any assistance on that would be appreciated. If not, I'll do a POV stream.The first semifinal has been scheduled, second one's time depends on who advances from the fourth one but will be updated hopefully ASAP after the fourth game. There's a chance everything falls apart schedulewise but hopefully it won't come to thatI'll put the VODs up on Youtube but they're on Twitch as well for the time being. The second set of games in particular was really exciting until the very last hand of the very last game, very fun stuff
>check the sheet>got the easy table
https://x.com/Darkseid_iz/status/2082965465979076879
>>575881979don't call me easy
doko
>>575881098Funny, I never liked yukkuri abuse, but towards the cynthiablob I get it.
https://youtu.be/ICNQHAvrSBU
Just 90k coins until ninjer bond, surely they're all hidden somewhere in the last 11 tiles
Mitsuba!
Imouto love!
mfg collab doko
>>575882759Ugly ahh tiles
>>575882821i need an imouto cafe
>>575882865it would spell the end of mjs once players get a taste of MFG
>>575883302The character designs are good but the game is too noisy for my autism.
>>575883516Aren't they just bombergirl rejects
>>575883302It'd just be yet another platform for me to play on.
>>575883743No idea, but they look good to me.
>>575882759MFG doko
>>575884023MJS need hags like this.
>>575884285how about?
>>575884023mid
>>575884443too saggy
>>575884443Yeah but make her like 12 years older.
>>575884513I could go saggier desu
>>575884443Sawayako.
MJS need more hag-looking hags and loli-looking lolis.
>>575885130>loli-lookingnot with these thighs
I forgot to nudge a frame.
>>575885165best of two worlds
>>575884748Very well then.
>>575884189Maybe later, problem with MFG is whenever I boot it up I relaize I am procrstinating on my jade grind.
>>575885639
>>575885370>the mfg anju
>>575885639very good
>>575885639I think her back is destroyed. There is no way she can even walk straight with that shit.
>>575884443Is there a database for poko to look at pngs?
>>575886026in the repo, anon, but is a mess. all combined into a sole folder
>>575886941
>>575885639discusting
>>575885639Still would
>>575885639Udder insanity
I finally found the illustration
>>575888004you do it in order?
Majsoul Friends Room 56210(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=56210Hmm, I think I will play a game of mahjong tonight. (clueless)
evens joinodds don't
I didnt know Miko has such a slutty tummy
>>575888429Hyes.
>>575888552we off.Only have time for one tonight
>>575886158oh no noT HER
>>575888663To me, it's her tits
>>575885370got brainblasted by a version of this song I heard on /f/ a decade ago that used the sounds from some yuri animenow to embark on a probably fruitless quest to find it
>>575886941>all it took was one ron to end it all again, kusoooo
>its a lets disrespect dealer riichi and pay for it edition
>>575888814What, aftaid of clowns?
>>575888898>/f/Too soon...
>>575888898Don't worry, I got your back.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMv8xQ_In20
>zzz and ba things are in steam points shopDancing chibi Ichihime avatar when
>>575889983bro that's hentai
>>575889564I use random ASMR to fall asleep.Hers did NOT help me fall asleep.
>>575885639See this is how breasts work not whatever the Saki artist tapes on to washing baords and calls it a day
>>575888552gg goodnight frens
>>575888552gg
>>575889983my fuarking hero
>>575888552gg my deal ins were calculated but boy am i bad at math.
>>575888552ggs>>575890370gns
>>575890373Oh, there's a higher quality version in the description now. Make sure to watch that one instead.
>>575885639very well, now post the gacha girl who has 2 sets of breasts
>>575890243The tier 3 and YT is top comf though. The other platforms are sure an interesting way to fall asleep with.
All my money disappeared somewhere and now I can't afford Mila's outfit
>>575890243why are you trying to fall asleep to something made for people to jack off to
>>575889983Sono Hanabira is kino.
Are any of you cunts gonna be at the NYC tourney this vveekend?
>>575890798its slop objectively
>>575891031Fact check: false.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqmvwnFUt4M
>>575891114Fact check fact check: false.
>vtumorsI only watch sweaty middle-aged men play
>>575891031
>>575891247i watch male vtumors so i can have both
>>575890882i don't live in new york city
Is it even possible to get today's WWYD wrong?
>>575891978I just did amaekoromo-0.png
>>575891978if the table is 3 saints I'm going for the sotogawa trap
>league is overNo...
https://www.youtube.com/live/8ylTsqiuZd4?si=Sumo64IFfpb6GeL4https://www.youtube.com/live/eP5NSQBthcA?si=DKcHRyop5zVKPacO
>>575892682Aikawa on the telly.
I just love women
I don't
>>575890625There's two kind of ASMR I've learned about over time.There's ASMR for relaxing and ASMR for "relaxing".
>>575892882strict elementary school teacher phenotype
>Pyuuu pyuuu pyururu~
>>575892882Her chin mogs everyone in the mahjong community
>new Yani Neko episode is out>zero discussion
>>575894462grok generate me an anime for the most loyal of netanyahu IDF soldiers>this anime already exists
>>575894462how can there be zero discussion when you faggots never shut up about it
>>575890798If I have not streamed you the SonoHana OVA you are officially not my truest bro yet.
Majsoul Friends Room 21517(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=215172/4
>2/4
>1/2
I'm not joining a friends room because none of you are my friends
>>575894462another yani neko watcher?? wassup my niche nigga
if the room isnt filled by the time I have my dinner ready, I join
I'm gonna jo
>>575895713in
>>575894813Alright, loading. if the room is full, I'm gonna kill a Miko
>>575894813>>575895858
>>575896484It's over.
>>575894813GG that's enough mahjong for today...
>>575894813gg
>>575894876>>575894901Sorry I had to wait 60 seconds to post>>575894813ty for playing everyone!
So I started trying out this suji counting thing that I read from the yuusei book and the peculiar thing is when someone gets to around 9 suji terminated they typically either start calling or declare riichi shortly after.Is this how people get a read for the speed of your opponents hands and whether to consider an open hand to be in tenpai that's not going for an obvious yaku like a flush?Takes a bit more processing but feels like a potential superpower.
>>575890882why are you in NYC?
>>575891135>titles
>>575897673Because it will be a safe city when everything goes haywire.
>>575890882600 usd for the winner and WRC qualification is not a good enough draw for me to spend 2 days in jew york. The city smells like trash.
Among terminal multiplexers, tmux. Among tab managers, sidebery.
BROSI GOT ONE
>>575897869gud job
>>575897635Keep reading bro there’s a whole section of gauging how close opponents are to tenpai based on their discards
>>575894813ggs and vvj!>>575897673I am no longer homeless
>>575897778Then why are they making a remake of escape from new york?
>>575897996I'm still going to call you homeless anon
>>575898014To fool people like you.
>>575897996>>575897996>I am no longer homelessI dont believe you. you will always be homeless anon to me
ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
>>575897996How did you go from being homeless in australia and japan to getting a home in NYC? God I wish I was you.
>Asapin riichis>other guy instantly tsumos
>wanted to lit a matchstick>broke 3 before succeeding They dont make them like before
3 whole hours until the work ends and I'm fighting for my life not to fall asleep
>homeless anon has lived a better life than most of /mjg/
wish i was homeless bros
Despite having experienced more pain than pleasure, despite being a net negative on the world, and despite the fact that I would not wish the circumstances of my life onto another, I am happy to have been born, and I would choose to experience it all again.
>look outside>town covered in fog
>>575899326Well good news you'll be experiencing it for all eternity so best get comfrotable with yourself.
>>575899326so true
Burger friendlies have been few and far between lately
>day of judgment>reincarnate as a snow leopard
>>575899429The hour is nigh.
>page 5
I came https://exhentai.org/g/4087125/0f4294696d/
>>575899605Burgers are too busy playing the more lgbtq+ friendly client Riichi City and dilating
What /mjg/ lies did (you) believe in for the longest time?
>>575901004that mahjong is a skill based game
>>575901004Honors are genbutsu
>>575901004the massages were real
>>575901004Thinking that the old yuzu trick was a meme
>>575901016designed for $&%*#$%@ with ten thousand )*#$%T*$#(
Majsoul Friends Room 91747(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=91747Hello
>thinking to myself that I've never seen a sleepy Shartia edit>suddenly realize that sleepy Shartia IS the original
>>575901004That they treat newcomers respectfully.
>>575902050
>>575902505I would try RC but again, I'd be procrastinating on the eternal hade grind
>>5759022302/4Slower night?
>this is in my recommendationsI blame TO.
>>575902830https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36s8foqN_Zw
>>575902830the furry porn is on you
>>5759027193/4Race against your fellow anons! Joing fast!
starteru
>>575901016>>575902505I'm really liking her storytelling.
>>575901016forced animation
The only thing forced is the sex Imma have with this boy
>>575904057no...
I miss the times when they redesigned Seibi and dressed her like a slut. Now that everyone is a slut, no one is
>>575904326Good gwello. +10 social credit points for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_Z8g05qNQ4cynthia-6r.png
Simple guide to play Pokajan in hololive Dreams
>>575905102Facts
>>575906136>akagi and washizu that highsigh
>>575902230not my night. I was so close at the end tho
>>575902230ggs
>>575902383/mjg/ loves newfriends when they aren't obnoxious.If you don't have the courtesy to lurk before posting then you shouldn't expect respect and kindness from the thread.
>>575902230Brutal game. Filled with bullying and Yakuman cuckholdry.I had fun. >>575906385It wasn't supposed to be you... I could have ronned 1st place guy had the wall been slightly different.
>>575906181that explains why every akagi i play against is a complete retard
>/mjg/ - Mahjong General>"noo not that one!!"
>>575902230Thanks for the games!>>575906385Unlucky on that last deal in.Next time!
>>575906136>Ichihime has almost 3 times as many users compared to MikiWhat went so right?
>>575906136will hag ever come back to 2nd?there will be a newer limited character by the time akagi drops off, and this might keep happening until EOS
>>575906112and people think these things are smart
>>575906646people has bad taste. the fucking art they made for her. if they make a rework, she will sell like hotcakes.
Made in abyss collab would actually be a good idea. It would appease both pedos and normal people like me who would spend money on Bondrewd and/or Ozen
>>575906764what is wrong with base Miki?
>>575906872nobody normal plays mahjong
>>575906936Im pretty normal, I think..?
>>575906920Not the design, but the artist, pose, details. Remember it is the first character made.
>>575906646no one wants a used up old hag
>>575906973
>>575906872I'd whale for Nanachi.
for me it's the mitty riichi stick
>>575906136>New outfit comes out>+29>weeks later, they are on page 2thanks for funding the servers I guess
*inhales*R-RON
To me, it's ehehehehe TSUMO
Tsumo! Gomennasai nee~?
>>575853280Outfit swap with the original character
why is it so hot again
pon?
>>575906136Why nips like Mila?
>>575909150They love NTR the most.
Where did stupid faggot little cocksucker come from? I didn't watch league
>>575908934yes
>>575909432It's from an anime
>>575899326I'm also a Steve main and I fully comprehend your feelings.
Asapin...
>>575901516>>575901912YUZU-SAMA IS REAL!HER MAGIC IS REAL!
Choose your fighter.
>>575906872Afaik, normal people viscerally hate Bondrewd.Ozen is a really cool character, and dare I say, sexo supreme. But I think it's funny she's actually a grooming balding baba.The most normal characters are the kids.
>>575909957Steve mains live in pain because faggots at catfood didn't bother to give her a non-default hand model. I feel ya
>>575910740You didn't bother to color her hand in this emote either.
>>575910740>>575910792Is Steve a cripple LARPer like the wheels?
>>575910792That's not my emote, I got it from here. Blame the editor
>>575910912No, she's actually retarded.But her arm might be genuinely damaged.
>>575910912Looks like real prosthetics to me
>>575911085>>575911147How do you even lose an arm and a leg before reaching puberty...
>>575911175Buying Fu Ji's outfits. I heard they cost...quite a lot.
>>575911175Maybe she tried to revive her mother like a certain someone who is also missing a right arm and a left leg
>>575911175held both eyes open when sneezing
>>575911175Fuji did it for money
>>575911085why did mjs have lore and characters back then and now it's all just random comedic interactions without any substance
>>575911230
>>575911147Imagine a prostate exam from Steve
>>575911379Still does when yostar remembers to release the VN chapters, which only a handful of people bother to read.
>>575911379Because that takes effort and costs money, meanwhile you can just generate coom and put little effort for massive returns
>>575911379because
Now to a real question. Do prostheses stay on or off during sex?
>>575911513arm noleg yesstrap-on yes
>>575911479>https://vg-mjg.github.io/MajsoulData/en/characters/200003/
>IcyPenis
>>575911604>over 5000 characters per story segmentHoly shit, my idoru is such a sperg.
>>575911604>Before Kana became an idol, she was just an ordinary high school girl with cute looks.So after she became an idol, she dropped out of high school and got uglier?
Strange, what's with this weird fishy stench?This is already her third experimental coffee today. The girl in the white coat puzzles over the mixture, analyzing what went wrong.Her theory should've been flawless. A good cup of coffee is all about balancing bitterness, acidity, and a rich, mellow body. In other words, all she had to do was add ingredients to compensate for the bitterness of the beans. The more variety, the richer the layers of flavor would become. So the experiment began. In went the dried tangerine peel, sun-dried tomatoes, pickled plums, yogurt, and even a splash of balsamic vinegar... Everything had gone perfectly on paper, and the final product should have tasted delicious. And yet..."Could it be... I still haven't added enough?"The girl reaches into the shopping bag, stuffed with all sorts of ingredients she prepared for this experiment. She then pulls out a jar of fermented fish sauce and carefully examines the label.The conclusion is... this can't be added.Adding this would completely undo all of her efforts."Making coffee is, in essence, no different from exploring the cosmos."
>>575911805
>>575911847Zamn, if only there was a girl with this build in the game
>>575911767>what's with this weird fishy stench?
Ohnononono yagooeykeks, what the fuck is this story??Who wrote this garbage pfff
>>575910315Caliming the one on the left.
>>575911896I was gonna say that your girl has no story at all, but then remembered that Keikumusume probably has more lore than most characters thanks to 4komas on her website
>>575910953You always have power
Wait, hold on a second.Unlocking Yui's VN means we are in the NTR route in which she dumps her canon bf for us.
>>575912151Yui has a canon bf?
>>575912248yeah me
>>575912248A cannon bf. He's packing.
>>575912248This cuckboi
>>575912229Too bigToo oldToo white
>>575912229Butt and hips too small.
>>575912308fr?
>>575912476Read it and find out
>>575912476no capperinos
>>575912673Read what? Is it a new character story? I don't think I have read any of them. Plus, I only have one gacha character (not Yui).
>>575912393>Too whitehinamomo-2.png
nanodesu
sou desu ne...sasuga...
>>575912862You should be able to solve this
>>575912961
>>575913079Our ninjer was supposed to look like this
>>575913079more like ninporker, fatty
>>575913140Summer outfit soon™
>>575913070I know I can read them from the repo site if that's what your implying.
They call me the ninporker.
>>575913079What are the implications behind the dolphins?
>>575913284rape
>>575913284NTA, but I remember some japanese tropes of ninjas and chinese kung fu masters being able to use sharks and dolphins for secret fighting techniques.
>>575913150>>575913280
Taimanin collab when
>>575913414Sex
>>575913458There's enough rape in the game without that collab.
>>575913534She's pregnant
>>575911876Boy, do I have good news for you!
There are easily over 100 adult men here and only one has a kid, grim
>>575913734Sounds like a lot of responsibility for a genetic deadend like me. Pass.
>>575913734So did the divorce go through or is she still cheating?
>>575913703Hanner lacks in tits and hips department and has a bit too much belly in comparison
>>575913079ninjas arent supposed to be flashy
>>575913858he did what he had to do to stop the divorce
Our cat starts purring every time I rub her nipples
>>575914090Alright, where did he hide the body?
>>575914175You mean tummy
>>575914175...Why are you rubbing her nipples?
>>575913734
>>575913734You don't want the average anon to be allowed around kids.
>>575909432https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trdJY9P9mbg
i get a boner whenever im petting my cats
>>575914301reminds me of that video
>>575913458Considering Taimanin now has an all-ages game, probably still never.
>>575914343Me too, same for dogs and other mammals.
>>575914417give me a comprehensive list of mammals you pet
>>575914462sheep
>>575914462Just my cat.
Imagine how good it must feel to pet real cat girls and get a boner while petting them.
Wanna pet me on my pussy?
Bravo auskeks
>>575914034That's a kunoichi.She's supposed to seduce you and get raped to death.
>>575914893i would like to, but unfortunately, you don't have one.
>>575914928Imagine how good terasucky's mouth must feel.
>>575914768How about petting real cat girls and seeing them get a boner
>>575915292I'm listening...
>>575915292i took care of my sisters 2 cats once, one male one female, and when i pet the female the male would sit next to her and get a boner
>>575915429
>>575915429Same.She would also lick his boner to help him clean himself.They also used to fuck like feral animals before getting neutered.
DONT PRESS E IN THE THREADaru-4.png
>>575916162I start asking myself why I didn't start taking the see through tiles drug sooner.
>jork off>cum in my pants>best orgasm of my life>wait half a minute>feel like my cock is about to explode>pull my pants down >avalanche of white shoots out and pressure alleviatesMah jong
>>575916162hide the other players walls next timexia, all the ryanmen seem very dead here so i would just go for chiitoi iishanten, otherwise discard 7m if you dont want that
E
I pressed it
>xia
>>575916328>>575916498It's the usual NPM wwyd, I posted it as-is.
>>575916162>>5759170158mkeeps the chiitoi alive, can turn into toitoi, 9m is dead and we can accept 6m for iipeikou chance too, which might even lead to ryanpeikou. This also can turn into a riichi aka hand or dama tsumo aka, but we'd rather avoid that and hope for chiitoi or toitoi instead.Sha can be our folding path if anyone calls riichi.I'd already have ippatsumo'd this chiitoi btw.
>erzhigong
Anon here >>575917359 summed up the transcript saving me the trouble. 4s was briefly mentioned for the eventuality of keiten/toitoi pivot.However, Ooi argues that (open) toitoi on weak middle tiles feels like a trap. He also considered cutting sha and fully commit to the chiitoi, since 8m would be a favorable wait.In the end, all went with 8m, it keeps chiitoi alive, avoids relying on the dead 9m and retains safe tiles in the hand if the situation asks for it.
>>575908020TSUMOOOAAAHHHI love that line
>>575913734Or maybe some of us like to keep their personal life outside of the thread
do I turn gay if I bond Akagi
>>575918013Impossible, this is blogpost central
>>575918092Unfortunately yeah. I hate how the male bonds work in this game.
>>575913734Shan't wagie harder
>>575918172Collab characters are usually non-sexualUsually
>>575918263does kuro have sex with you if you bond her
>>575918263I have Gilgamesh and he wants to fuck me.
>>575912981This outfit is so cute.
>>575918297yes
>>575918297>runs out of mana>asks you to come closer Yeah she definitely has sex with (you)
>>575918434brinks owe me sex
>>575912981Now draw her pregnant.
>>575918597after hannah
>>575918092Don't think about it too hard.Anyway, how about a massage?
>>575918660I thought harapan yuzu was next
>do an awful embarrassing blunder on stream in a tourney>become depressed and cringe every day as the moment randomly pops into your mindHow do you cope?
>>575918867everyone and their mother blunders eventually on stream, almost everyone forgot about you anyway.Also take it humorous.also hhahaha you fucking moron who would discard thatkaavi-4.png
>>575918263Akagi is still very much "Things are way more interesting with you around". It's not overt, but it is the kind of thing you'd want him saying to a female player...
>>575919009maybe he is just glad he found a fellow degenerate virgin gambler
>>575919078>Finally. Now we can BOTH die in a stupid gambleActually this sounds more homoerotic than I intended.
Club Penguin's Complex Ninja Lore
your bestfriend is not really your bestfriend unless you've done something kinda homo and say sus things to each other
>>575919221my best friend told me a few years ago that my laugh is cute, slowly ghosted and avoided him after that, i hate when niggers or anyone really calls me cute.eliisa-3.png
>>575918867Day 2 of taking pills and I feel amazing.I didn't even know I could feel this good. I fucking love mind altering drugs.
Odds goon to vtuber burp compilationEvens save for tomorrow
>>575919357based
>>575919357Hope you die of overdose, RCuck
>>575919349we couldve had some good BL... and you just had to ruin it...
>>575919357so true xister
>>575919531Ok, post a non-RC emote about taking meds.
>>575919349heeeeeeeeeeeey cutiee
>>575919349A black girl called me cute once and I got super autistic about it because I was 17 and thought being called cute was derogatory. Mild regret. It's not, it's more like the sfw version of calling someone hot suited for a normal social situation.
>>575918867If nobody has posted the clip by now, it's been forgotten by everyone but you.
>>575919357>rc shill has to take medslol
>>575919615kisaragiayane-7.png
>>575919615Mahjong soul only has syringes, because pills are gay
>>575920103>small pill with a pussy line? gay>big phallus injecting you with liquids? straight
Man, doing a number 2 truly is the best time of the day. Makes all your problems go away
>>575920329sinon-1.png
>>575920329why is she eating on the toiler?
>>575920453that's rude, don't call him a dog
>>575919357Methylphenidates?
>>575920510She's american
Who is this woman?
>>575920870Yuuki Aoi
>>575920870that's mirai
>bimbus company will give away a free gacha announcer of your choiceDamn, now I'll have to reinstall the game once the new season drops. Might even do some battlepass grinding like the old days
>>575920870soup's imouto
>>575920551Trazodone
>>575920870>not recognizing pei dayo~
>>575920892>>575920920>>575920937My character changed, and yet I remain a Nyagger.
>>575921215>>568069401
Should the main goal of every ranked mahjong player be to reach 9% deal in rate?
>>575921768It should be to have an average rank of <2.4
>>575921768What matters is to get better at decision making without wasting your opponents' time
>>575921768no? that's a mind-numbingly boring way to play
>>575921876But average rank means nothing in ranked uma. Your 3rd rate can be 99% as long as you're avoiding 4ths.
>>575922057except it can't, 3rd places are still small losses and they add up
>>575922057and you can get 4th avoidance with sashikomi so sub 10% deal-in rate means next to nothing
My goal is to reach 100% deal-in rate.
unlimited asura tourney QF4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Kjt1HWwio
https://x.com/fujigaya_ga/status/2083158986275332328
>>575922981
wow this game mode is worse than sanma
DABARU YAKUMAN
a fucking MOMO
Lunch
>>575921768My goal is to get to saint. One day…
>ron on suuankou tenpailmao
>>575924057YWNBAS
>a Youtube video I only watch every Friday shows up in my feed every Friday
>>575924181Just watch me
>>575924235...why are you watching the same youtube video every friday?
>>575924289ok i'm readytelly doko
>>575924470Should’ve asked two days ago now I gotta sleep and work
>>575919349heeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy cutie!
>deadwalled suutankioof brutal
Why luckyL is so lucky
Alright now what
>>575924321I have a playlist I listen to every Friday
>>575925219Have sex
oh nonono streamerkekes
>>575924321Today is Friday in California
>crow freaking out over whether she can show the slums skins on youtube without getting a strike
>>575925219pay up or grind chipsdont forget to check the gifts and events
Ayakobros...
>LuckyL won...two of them in fact.
>>575922443thanks for the streamsemifinal 2 is now scheduled as well, both will be played later todaywill need another streamer for the second match for reasons
oh no no no t****bros how did we fumble that?
>>575929827Fumble? Nah, it's just that both LuckyL played. Double the trouble, double the luck. Double the misfortune.
>>575928015Whose skins?
>>575929827can't be helped, it just comes down to who the desperate 4th chooses to deal into
I forgot to sing up for the quarterfinals
there's literally fucking nothing to play other than mahjong for 30 minutes per day. i've been wondering lately if it was even worth building a pc while my old laptop was perfectly fine for its job
>>575931070only children play video games, congratz on becoming an adult
i barely jong anymore but I like to think I was ahead of the curve on my smurf alt
>names
>>575931357But mahjong is a video game?
>>575931726Why is this fake sick stepping on Mila's turf?
>>575931806It's a board game you inbred
>>575931846Still a gameProper adult hobbies are staring at fire, strong grain alcohol, admiring paintings of boats, beating your wife and whittling small figurines out of wood
>>575931764purase understand no one would believe me otherwiseAlso I found another /mjg/ger once in a sanma match kek>>575931821>Milawho the FUCK is this literal who whore.Sora is the original sick
>>575932031>moving goalpostsinbred
>>575931846If you play online it's not a board game retard
>>575932245retard
>if you play chess online it turns into a video gameyou worthless neets really love arguing in bad faith dont you
VIDEO games? I only play board games like the mature adult that I amcynthia-3.png
>>575930786But LuckyL(1) did deal in a lot though?
>>575932447If you adapt a book into a movie it stops being a bookVideo games and board games are the same
>>575932493>lolly
>>575932493That only counts as a real game if you use the spinner, card matches are literally rigged
>>575932493too OP
>picrel confuses your average /mjg/ player
>>575932632I remember the exact moment I realised I was irredeemable was when I watching some video and someone in the video made a joke about a lolly having a beard or something and it took me a few seconds to realise he was talking about the candy
blud arguing for the sake of it
>>575932580Uno, monopoly, Yu-Gi-Oh, chess, Go, shogi, Poker, mahjong, solitaire are board games.
MFG doko
>>575933654>He fell for the bait at lastYou were doing so well aru
>>575933654Uno has no boards though
>I spent too much money at the bar and can't afford rent
>UNO more like UNC lmao
Kokodoko?
>>575932032That's a big laptop.
>>575933918Prostitute yourself
Majsoul Friends Room 88181(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=88181blitz notips
>>575934345started
The only board game I've played in the last decade is BGO and I have no idea what's going on because there's so much reading and it'd be rude to hold everyone up as I read...
>>575934345g
>>575934345Ggg nya
>>575934345gg
>>575934345ggnya
>>575936415>>575936462>>575936507>>575936563>>575936647>>575936893Did they add a Clown Car game mode? How did you manage to play with 6 people?
RANKED ADVENTURES | Mahjong Soulcynthia-7.png
>>575937298I like to watch
autokoko doko?
>>575938119https://autotable.riichi.moe/?gameId=koko
>>575938119
>>575938168>0/4
>-1/4
>-2/4
>1-1/4!
>√-2/4
>>575940545Who is the one sitting between Matsumoto and Hori?
>>575940545which one of these 6 feminine dudes is secretly a girl
>>575940974Harry Potter
>>575940545Who goes first?
I mahjonged https://exhentai.org/g/3034533/4786faa471/
If you like femdom you are functionally a homosexual
>>575942083Cringe.
>>575941767
>>575942835too unrealistic
>>575920870A character I used fifty-two tickets to not get. More to come when she gets a banner again.
What happened to friendly fight club? They were stacked?
>>575920870
I recently got a female coworker in my department at my office job into mahjong. Is it a bad idea to ask her out? Mahjong.
>>575943717don't. she's guaranteed to be insane like all mahjong players
>>575938168closed
>>575943717Ask her out after the next mahjong nightYou do have mahjong nights, right?
>>575942163do not threaten my daughter
>>575943717You have ruined her life. She'll lowkey resent you forever.
my sadpanda stopped working
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/4089131/719b15f3ea/
>>575941738I just relogged into exhentai just for this and it isn't even gay, fuck you
>>575945289refer to >>575942083
Is there even a point in using the panda and not one of the many aggregators if your tastes are more or less strictly vanilla?
>>575942083What if it's a little girl?
>>575945884impressing your fellow anons
>>575941767yuzu...grape...fruit?yuzu-6.png
>>575945884It's culture, you wouldn't get itmikojoker.png
>>575945884I just don't like her voice lines.
>>575945884Could you rephrase that as a mahjong question?
>>575946746Is there even a point in using the RC and not one of the many clients if your tastes are more or less strictly mahjong?kisaragiren-12.png
A question with no answer
Bidding War For A Jewelled Bookcynthia-7.png
>>575949618>>575949618>>575949618
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