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Previous Thread: >>575672338
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mauga and hog are unironically the reasons why 6v6 wont ever work
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The
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Mei's ass is my favourite character.
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>>575862294
As if they work in 5v5 lol
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>>575862294
It would not be difficult to nerf them into a fair spot. It would require removing a few passives in particular.
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Slop The
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>>575863107
A forest burned for this.
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>>575863107
@Grok they aren't smug enough. crank up the smugness by 400%
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>healers grouped with tank
>i don't get heals as second tank
>other tank can't carry because it's not 5v5
genuinely, why isn't there a solo queue option?
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Community crafted doom ult was the only time his ult has been good especially as a tank. It still made him leave the fight but the threat of it actually mattering because of the stun made people respect it like a tank ult.
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>>575864093
Do you serioulsy need to have a support up your ass to play even in 6v6?
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the kiriko brought you donuts
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>>575865059
I expect any amount of healing greater than 0, and that isn't a high bar to clear.
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>>575862871
>people are playing hog and mauga because theyre the only tanks who dont roll over and die
>lets nerf them
unless theyre going to rebalance all the other tanks to a state people want to play this would only further hurt the remaining tank population.
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the playtest brought out stacks that put the noob/console/retard on tank
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Great update guys. Nobody played the 6v6 gamemode after its initial hype, but 6v6 niggers whined and cryed because the mass majority of players prefer 5v5, so now we get to have it shoveled down our throats. Welcome back, 5 minute queues for QUICKPLAY!!! WOOHOO!!!
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>>575866097
>people are playing hog and mauga because theyre the only tanks who dont roll over and die
What if roadhog and mauga simply enable people who have that experience when they try to play other tanks because they're dumb
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Seethe
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people don't want to play tank because there are no good waifus. domina and d.va are boring
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>>575866627
hog maybe
but mauga is an owcs pick
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>>575866770
Don't disrespect the Hana
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Juno is stupid she can't do math
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>>575866770
Not true. Winston is a popular character but is unpopular to play even by tank standards. People just don't get the appeal of tanks generally
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Everything you try to kill will have a 200 hp barrier than turns one of their tanks into a dps.
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>>575867201
Unrelated
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I was a main tank player in OW1 and I have a really fucking hard time playing the role now. I think the solution is making all the tanks into Bastion size DPS and just making the game open queue again.
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just had a 4 min queue to play support where every single person on the other team was 1k hrs+ played, my team was beginners and my second tank was afk.
the match was literally shorter than the queue time
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>>575867259
I love my wife Hana
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>>575867949
Replay code or didn't happen.
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>>575867271
that was a mean thing to say
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juno acts like the only thing she knows how to do is math
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the kiriko dance
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>>575866627
if that were the case it they wouldnt have suddenly come back into popularity. mauga especially was completely absent from the game after the short period where he was giga broken then nerfed. even when he was considered good nobody wanted to play him because he was universally agreed to be super boring to play on top of needing supports to hyper focus him in order to not explode. in fact mauga was such a non issue that he went 9 (NINE) whole months between his last 2 balance changes. meanwhile the constant nerfs to tanks and introduction of mechanics of more anti tank stuff to the game made more and more tanks feel like absolute shit to play until people started to realize they have no choice but to play tanks like him or hog that require more effort to counter. whats the other option? playing junker queen and getting counter picked into hell? playing rein and getting counter picked into hell?
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>>575869268
to me, Juno is very smart
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>>575869868
All of this stems from the dev's refusal to fucking nerf supports. Specifically Ana and every other fucking problem that exists because of her.
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>another day spent ranting about ana on /owg/
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>>575862871
The only way to make them "fair" is to remove vape and stomp
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5+ minute queue times just to queue into a match that is so unbalanced my team doesn't even step past the first choke on kings row
can we admit that the game has a fucking elephant-sized problem with the matchmaking?
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>>575869990
its insane because theyve slowly admitted that kiriko was way too overkitted with all the nerfs shes been getting, but anytime ana gets a (rare) nerf it just gets reverted somewhere down the line or she gets a pity buff that makes the whole nerf useless. just look at her grenade that was nerfed from 90 damage to 75, because why the fuck does it do more damage than a non direct hit from soldiers rocket, only to go back to 90 this season for no reason at all.
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kissu
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>>575870945
They're too worried about their performance relative to other supports (winrates) meaning the only solution invovles nerfing ALL supports not just Ana and Kiriko
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>>575855808
good mornyan
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>>575870759
>remove the only thing that makes them unique
how about no. the real way to balance most of the tanks in this game is low health pool = more damage and high health pool = less damage but that will never happen. some tanks are already balanced that way like zarya having low health and high damage, or winston having high health and bubble with low damage, but the outliers destroy any semblance of balance.
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They should buff the Kiriko
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>>575871296
way to miss the point retard
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Can Juno even walk anymore? Respectfully fat ass flies everywhere
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sombra
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>>575871460
'mix
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>>575870704
>ranting about the best character in the game whos also the most played at every rank who is also also one of the most banned heroes at every rank
yes fuck this stupid character
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>>575870912
Yeah, because they needed to please the people who seethe about long queue times at the cost of actual good quality matchmaking.
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>>575870912
they massively widen matchmaking for these shitty hacks because they know a significant chunk of players just log off for the weekend.
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>>575871703
you didn't say kiriko though
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>>575872032
Marginal gap
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>>575871158
good mornyan!
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>>575871460
racemix
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>>575871428
You are in constant tension when flying with a propulsion apparatus
Juno is fucking ripped under that uniform
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>>575872032
Kiriko complainers should take a kunai to the face
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>>575872074
not at all
are you unironically retarded?
like I'm not fucking with you, are you unironically a fucking retard?
kiri played 10% more in all ranks
20% more in GM/top500
you're genuinely just fucking stupid
you have this melty every single fucking day and no one cares
you will not shut the fuck up
you spam about ana every single fucking day and no one cares
the worst part? you aren't fucking right about it
you aren't even correct
you're just fucking stupid
>inb4 oh ho ho tranny ana main
I don't even ana I think she's boring as fuck
you're just a retard
please shut the fuck up you derail the general every single fucking day to rant about ana
no one fucking cares
you are wasting your life ranting about a character in a cartoon game and no one even care about your opinion no one is paying attention to you
you might as well run out into the middle of the street and start shouting it, that's effectively what you're doing here
just shut the fuck up you retard
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>>575872460
You seem to be the one having a melty
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>>575872569
I am, you wanna know why?
because you're genuinely so fucking retarded that it makes my blood boil
I have to read your stupid ass ESL misrepresentation of statistics every single fucking day
I have to see you rehash the exact same takes, the exact same topics, the exact same gripes EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY
so of course I'm having a melty
because I have to be here WITH YOU
I would be fine if it wasn't for YOU
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what are /owg/'s thoughts on mizuki?
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>>575872819
kinda brainless, good for putting out lots of numbers or fucking over a ball or doom.
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>>575872774
I'm going to be honest. I just butted in with "marginal gap" I wasn't part of your reply chain until then :3
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>>575872989
NO YOU DIDN'T YOU DO THIS EVERY FUCKING TIME
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME
>tee hee that wasn't me I totally just jumped in with just that reply tee hee
YOU SAY THE SAME SHIT TO EVERYONE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME
YOU GO THROUGH THIS EXACT CYCLE EVERY FUCKING DAY
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT UP
KILL YOURSELF
GO AWAY
NO ONE CARES
FUCK OFF
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>>575872287
This poor foxgirl could use some buffs
Consider the dollowing
>TRIPLE the radius and duration
>SIX charges, one for each player on the only gamemode blessed by God
>SLEEPS any enemy that looks at it
>HALVE the cooldown for every kunai on target (barriers included)
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>>575872287
I enjoy when people say "This character/ability is SO OVERPOWERED" and their explanation is just listing the traits of the character or ability.

>Imagine a tank character with massive vertical mobility on a 5 sec cooldown (that also heals him)
>His primary can potentially damage everyone on the other team at the same time and doesn't need to aim (Also has a long range alt-fire)
>Has an omnidirectional barrier that blocks damage from inside as well
Put them together and you get Winston, a character who is so un-meta even the Koreans have given up on him based on the Esports World Cup
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>Tanks already have near 1k worth of EHP
>A tank that instantly gives you 200 more hp. And doubles their dps, can kill bastions 1v1 easily.
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oh shit, she's making the move
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>playing reinhardt
>most damage done
>most elims

what does this say about the player and the team he's in?
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>>575873594
>juno
>anran
>mei
>zarya
>domina
how does he do it?
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d-did that healer just SURVIVE my rein pin UNHARMED? oh my SCIENCE this is sacrilege to the heckin design philosophy of overwatch!!!!!
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>you can get forced into playing 1-3-2 vs 2-2-2 with the new 6v6 quickplay
who made this fucking decision
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>>575866770
I do not play tank for waifus; I'd prefer if there was another cool guy besides Rein, but otherwise I don't touch that role unless I'm forced to.
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>>575875686
>who made this fucking decision
Retards. AKA, the overwatch dev team.
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>>575874620
Only male character of marriagable age and status in the whole fucking cast meanwhile half or more of the female cast are like that
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>>575875686
I haven't had a single non 2-2-2v2-2-2 match yet
I'm sure the 1-3-2 games suck ass
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>>575876064
>I'm sure the 1-3-2 games suck ass
They seem fine so far
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>>575874620
he has the sister buff
I'm embarrassingly terrible with women but I've gotten with a handful of my sister's friends specifically because of the sister buff
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>>575875686
I want to play venture in 2-2-2 but I'm scared that if I queue DPS I'm gonna get stuck in 1-3-2 games and feel pressured to play tank
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>someone bitches we had a hog swap
>point out they had a cree swap first
>all hell breaks loose for me calling him cree
>even get a fr after
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The Olivia
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>>575876678
>go to your job if thats who you think he is
what did they mean by this
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>circuit royale is up for voting
>beg my team not to do it
>they do it anyways
>our team comp is the most random bullshit and no shield
>meanwhile the enemy team who all voted for the map

I think I've truly had it. I am going to leave any time this terrible fucking map ever gets picked. I refuse to play with these retards.
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>>575877259
I hate all of the pure escort maps
I can stomach hybrid, the payload portions are usually a little more varied
pure escort maps are all hell
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>>575866097
>this would only further hurt the remaining tank population.
Good
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>>575871296
The unique thing is what makes them impossible to balance.
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>>575876678
These people would literally disembowel you if they thought they could get away with it
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>5 minute qp hacked queue
dead mode
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mercy sucks my dick for 5 minutes before i cum
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I fucking hate that every time 6v6 comes back into regular qp it's always the most cancerous comps. Every match is double shield. Every match is ana mizuki. Every match is ashe cree.
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>rework all tanks into low damage high hp dps
>cut support damage and healing by about 50-60% across the board, depending on hero
>either bring back open q 6v6 or do 3-2 5v5
>trace all support and tank main IPs and give them to the government to be bumped to the top of the draft list and thrown into the meat grinder
>fully remove cleanses and antis from the game
there, it's playable now.
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>>575878094
my queues are like 45 seconds
maybe there isn't much room for spectators
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would sierra be better recieved if she was built like sojourn?
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>>575876672
Embrace the 1-3-2. It's good data for Blizzy anyway :)
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Angela Ogundimu
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>>575878334
>cut support damage and healing by about 50-60% across the board, depending on hero
erm at that point I"d rather play open queue with no one picking support because those characters would be useless
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>>575878414
She'd be better received if she wasn't made by the same z-team that did Mauga and Lifeweaver
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>>575878934
yeah, that's the point.
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>>575878986
mauga is unironically one of the best designed heroes visually and fun wise
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>>575878996
I admit it would still be fun, but a downgrade. It would just be diet TF2...
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>>575879116
He most certainly is not. idk how you could think this unless you were baiting or just a barafag.
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>>575879116
Is this the new contrarian strategy after the Venture one caught on?
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>>575879189
dude i came up with the idea, you don't need to convince me
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my "perfect" overwatch would be massive 12v12 games where there's only one or two true healers, no tanks, and everyone has some form of self sustain or mild team healing to help with organized fights
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>>575879243
let me guess, the uwu martian asian waifu in a skintight suit that makes her look like she's wearing a thong is good design?
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QUICK play
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>>575878218
If you can last for longer than three in Mercy's mouth you are likely gay.
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>>575879502
You don't have to hate Juno's design just because she's sexy
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>>575879116
For gay retards who think tanks sounds have 0 counterplay
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>>575879502
Considering Juno released the same year as Venture and Hazard, she could be 99% less sexy and still be better visually than the other two
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>>575879460
>my perfect Overwatch would be 12v12
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I only play Overwatch for the pVe missions they release
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>>575879510
post comp rank
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>>575879718
Juno is a 2024 Overwatch character who managed to meet the indentifiable-at-a-glance-silhouette standards that TF2 set. Let's all give a round of applause to the designers of Juno
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>get illios
>enemy team is just doing cheese strats while my team mates die 1v5

Didn't someone say the match making for this mode is super wide? Because this shit is impossible to carry.
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>>575880085
yeah her hips are so stupidly fucking wide and her thighs so big that it can't be anyone else
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>>575880085
Junos thigh gap is bigger than Vendettas
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>>575880214
yeah plus the floating roller skating animation and the one handed gun while the other arm is maintaining balance like a tail
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>>575880085
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>>575880085
>80085
heh
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>>575879116
based retard
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>>575880829
why is she so perfect?
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>5 minute queues in 2-2-2 role queue
It's true isn't it, nobody wants to play tank in any circumstance. (I do not want to play tank)
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puta linda
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>>575880976
why do you keep lying about this?
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>>575876035
>wuyang
>hazard
>mizuki
>junkrat
these are the only male heroes under 30, for reference
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>keep getting people doing cheese strats
>either the team doesn't know what to do against it or they shut it completely down

I have never in my life gotten someone who did less than 500 damage in a match on dps/tank until today and it's happened several times. Whoever said that matchmaking was widened for this event was fucking right holy shit this is awful.
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>>575881096
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>>575881423
that clearly says less than five minutes
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>>575881423
>dps longest queue
Does this mean Overwatch is back?
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>>575881423
Are you in shitter/new player queue?
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>enemy team goes mauga orisa anran
>every single person on my team is going negative with sub 10 elims except for me with 30

I can't fucking take this anymore man. Is comp really better than this?
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Juno please flush the toilet this is the fourth time this week. Also stop doing that fake cough to mask your loud farts.
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>>575881110
>triple amputee and a freak
>single amputee and a schizo
>double amputee and insane
with the competition crippled, I see there isn't many choices left

>hazard is 24
lmao ngmi
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whenever I am in doubt about anything I tell myself "what would Lena do?" and then I do that and it always works out
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>>575882669
This but Hana
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>>575882669
WAKE UP LENA THE NIGGERS ARE INVADING GIBRALTAR!!
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currently at 3 1-3-2 games in a row. i dont think the system is working very well
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>>575882871
lore accurate winston
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>tight back and forth nail biter match that feels like it's never going to end
>final round and the venture activates becoming a one-thing wrecking machine never dying and killing three every fight
it's so beautiful
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i love having lucio and mercy as my supports haha
i really love it!
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Why doesn't the overwatch have sex with each other like x men style
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we need to remove every male character from Overwatch except for Hamster
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Just had a tank start throwing because the supports were just sucking each other off on a flank then they started throwing because the tank was throwing
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>>575883458
because Jeff would blush and stutter at the meetings if he had to talk about anything beyond holding hands
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>>575883060
Leap damage cleaving 5 morrocans every 5 seconds..
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>>575883617
you never see DPS throwing, it's always the Tank or Healers.

DPS know they're soldiers through and through, there to get the job done
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>>575877042
literal top 5 Sombras skins in slop tier
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>>575883907
if dps were prone to throwing over teammates dps would be the lowest populated role because they've all killed themselves because of mercy and lw retards
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>>575880976
Im having fun but then again im only picking jq and getting a bunch of dooms that know what they're doing as the 2nd tank, so squishies are getting knifed into punches or squishies are getting punched into knives
Im sure the losing streak blizzard is currently cooking up for me will ruin that
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>>575883060
Lena has been waiting for this day... all she needed was an excuse to launch the final crusade
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/3/38/Tracer_-_Pre-mission_checklist_complete._Now_it%27s_time_for_the_good_bit.ogg/
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>>575883659
Ermmmmmmm i mean the in game overwatch group like mercy tracer soldier rein. They are all attractive people in close proximity, why haven't they had sex or rape each other yet?
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>>575883907
Not true. I will admit it's less common with them though. GENERALLY SPEAKING, supports are the meanest and most counter-productive and tanks are the most mentally breakable. But I still see plenty of problem players playing DPS
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>>575884186
She drops that voice line before indiscriminately carpet bombing thousands
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>getting hit with 150 hitscan damage that ignores armor from outside my own falloff range by a support every 2 seconds while my mercy keeps sucking off the tank to try and pad their healing stats
The absolute nonsense DPS sees second to second keeps them from being throwing prone.
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>>575884397
I love her
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>mercy is a useless retarded piece of shit all game offering nothing and we lose purely because he can't play a support that does anything
>the same mercy: geegee :)
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>>575884203
The majority of supports are either dps players who want no accountability if they cant secure kills or spectators who want to be carried, so usually the 1st remark in all chat that leads to a team collapse is from a support lol
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reminder that all support players are female, all tank players are male, and all DPS players are retards
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>>575883907
more like it's easier masked by the scoreboard when dpsniggers aren't pulling their weight, if they shoot the double pocketed tank enough
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>>575885318
Oh look a mercy one trick.
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>>575884397
i'd wager something more precise would be her style
or maybe not, after the incident
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>do fuck all as dps but spend the whole match sitting in main shooting the enemy roadhog in the belly while he heals over it and gets ult charge
>have comparable dps to enemy at the end of the match despite having accomplished literally nothing
>"uh couldn't have been me"
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>>575884552
>have a mercy otp but whatever thats life
>miraculously other team is playing retarded flex dps and completely ignoring her existence
>think to myself this may just work out
>mercy hops onto chat and talks insane shit against the other team with zero provocation
>other team swaps to double hitscan and mercy does nothing to change her play style
>full los superjumps, completely brazen rezzes that get punished
>we lose
Why do they all do this?
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>>575883458
Obviously they do. Sorry losers, your precious waifu is not a virgin.
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>>575885610
for a horde of 80k nons, carpet is the right call
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>>575885764
Because they're spoiled to the point they actually believe they belong in the game they're in and not bronze 5.
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>>575885851
my waifu is juno.... wow..... so she's not a v huh....
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>>575885610
She swapped from fighters to bombers just for this one job
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I play Juno as a dps
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>>575885764
One time I had a game with 0 shit talk until the MVP voting screen and th emercy on my team shit talked the enemy mercy for having higher healing, implying she wasn't using damage boost enough
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>>575886672
based
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>enemy picks mauga/hog
>neither support is willing to play ana or kiriko
So what's the intended counterplay here? Why do these 2 broads get to have the game in a chokehold because a character is considered balanced if both supports are willing to counterpick the enemy tank every game?
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make comp lock the character you play for each round.
that way there won't be this culture of "counter-swapping" or "mirroring'
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>>575887186
That just means mauga, roadhog, ana are now 100% banrate on every map.
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>>575887186
>that way there won't be this culture of "counter-swapping" or "mirroring'
yeah lets remove the culture of "playing overwatch" from overwatch
holy fuck you people are retarded
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>>575862198
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>>575862294
Add doomtrannies to the list
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>>575887872
Love D.Va
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>>575886948
I have found success going Sierra
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>>575887721
that's not playing overwatch, that's playing the meta you retard
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soldier is secret op in 6v6, been saying this for a while now. i feel like an asshole playing him even, it's so easy. anyone who cares should abuse it.
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I'm convinced 6v6ers are redditbeard nostalgiafiends, because I see way more launch map landslides than I ever have before in 5v5
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>>575888491
we're going to permanently swap back to 6v6 and you'll spend your days being told that you're a nostalgiafag for thinking 5v5 was better
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remember that healer trannies love 6v6 because they can hide behind another tank and play a match without using their brain
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>>575888691
And tanks love 6v6 because the entire match doesn't rest of their shoulders
And dps love 6v6 because they can actually fight tanks and there's more opportunities to go for flanks
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I wish there was a queue where you (straight white male tank) queued only with tranny healers
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Having played overwatch since launch day, I've only ever met one good ana player. just one.
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>>575888892
*less opportunities to go for flanks
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>>575888892
The kind of tank that loves 6v6 is the ones who want to play a stronger easier DPS and also get double pocketed but never do any actual tanking.
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>>575888619
I jsut got landslide gibraltar and landslide nepal back to back. Never seen that for either of these maps
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>>575888980
Retard
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It's crazy how flashpoint and push maps go from being the best maps in 5v5 to the only thing that can save the game from being bad in 6v6
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>>575889126
does she have a cock?
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>>575886809
Hm, You agree? see it? Juno's got a booty. Hmhm
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>>575889697
no she has a tight coinslot pussy that is properly groomed
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>>575888892
>And tanks love 6v6 because the entire match doesn't rest of their shoulders
hog, ball and doom aren't real tanks
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>>575890097
Coincidentally they are a big part of why I never liked tanking in 6v6. It's already bad enough being saddled with a bad support lineup, no need to add another factor in where now also the other guy tanking can make the game harder for me while im playing against an actually good team comp.
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>>575890010
can she give herself one if the situation requires it?
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>>575890097
This is why I mauga.
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>>575890757
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/a/a5/Tracer_-_Look_out%2C_world%21_Here_I_come.ogg/
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>>575891760
Love The Lena
simple as
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>>575886948
You can try to play bastion and dps them fast enough (lol) or mei and hope they put themselves in a bad spot so you can wall them off.

Honestly just pick whatever and go afk or something. You could try diving their supports but lol at any support being diveable.
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Guess what he picked.
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there is someone in my graduate class who looks like Venture unironically
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I liked when Venture flashed his boobs at the audience and shouted Surprise! I'm a girl!
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>>575886948
Torb is good.
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I am so engaged right now. I totally love that I got that 200 damage cree on my team. I totally love that every match is decided by whether or not you get the people who want to play meta characters or not.
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>>575892332
Widow
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>they made Freja even spammier
Bravo you fucking retards
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>>575892404
are you gonna have sex with her?
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I am so fucking tired of ana and the tanks she justifies existing. When the fuck is it going to end
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>>575893343
Your punishment for avoiding and reporting too many people
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>>575893663
It's actually astounding
>guys Freja has been bad for montsh what do we do? maybe something Freja mains would ask for like
>more HP?
>buff updraft?
>buff her ult?
>even just buff her damage per shot?
>no let's buff the thing that makes everyone hate her, her shots per second
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vendetta is ____
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>>575895468
my mom
my dommy mommy
my dominant mother boss
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This.

So much. THIS.
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>>575895705
>t. Doomfist as a support after he comes back from almost dying to Vendetta
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>>575895887
retard anon why are you on reddit?
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I like her hair
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>>575895468
hot
raking me up win after win after win
sexy
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Illari was afk for half the match and my junk wouldn't stop feeding off spawn. I wish I enjoyed fighting games so I never had to play a fucking team game again.
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We don't play that 6v6 crap here.
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not enoguh solo impact on angles...can't...carry...6v6..
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>>575896470
If no support on your team plays ana the match should just cancel honestly. The entire fucking game revolves around her existence and I'm so done with it.
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>>575897094
OK we get it
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>>575897094
I play kiri. We have suzu (I will use it on myself to flank 1 second longer).
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Shion you're a robot you can't eat yogurt.
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>>575898114
she's eating Ashe and Widow's yogurt combined
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I have gone like 1 - 15 tonight. This gamemode is so fucking terrible. Why the fuck does ana exist. Why does mauga and orisa and hog.
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>>575898771
orisa sneak
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mercy is still young
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>>575899205
Mercy is older than Ana, it's just cause she has a ton of botox and plastic surgery
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>enemy team has GM freja
>my team goes to try and spawn camp as the match starts
>they all die instantly

I shouldn't be penalized for leaving these matches
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>noo i only want to win otherwise i throw a tantrum
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Played some 2-2-2 qp and I’ve come to the conclusion that supportoids are why we can’t have nice things like this
They’re literally too braindead to heal half of the time, they’re too used to dumping everything into one tank and occasionally topping off a DPS
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>>575899874
They were clamoring for the nerf to the healing reduction passive because "I have to healbot all the time in 6v6" not understanding that it's worse to heal when healing is worse and better to heal when healing is better
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All these Doom nerfs better be leading to him getting RISING UPPAHCUT back Keller
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>>575899630
Nah man. There's more to it than that.
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Will Illari ever join Talon?
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how many other online games do you juggle along with grinding Overwatch?

for me it's just Forza 6 atm, and i'm on/off with Marathon
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>>575900392
Dropped TF2 because it’s a neglected festering corpse no matter how much I used to love it.
Dropped Master Duel because the meta is only getting more and more insufferable.
Still play DBD occasionally.
I mostly play single player games if I’m not playing Overwatch.
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The only good thing about 2-2-2 is playing Hazard
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kiriko juggles my nuts with her tongue
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I juggle Brigs balls with my tongue
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>>575900571
Zarya’s actually fun in 6v6.
She has separate cds for her two bubbles.
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wuyang will fix vendetta with awkward young dick
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Lenaposter?
I saw an Overwatch 2 amethyst skin that was like the arkenstone color. But I can't find it.
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>International cast
>Just gets whiter and slantier with time with the occasional annoying token negro for diversity points
It's getting to the point where even I think the next characters should be from South America and the Middle East; providing they actually look as good as the ones from East Asia and Europe, which is dubious.
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>>575902113
Nice concern trolling but an international cast doesn't need darkies
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>>575902215
it doesn't need whities either
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I need brown women
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>>575902215
I'd be perfectly happy if all of the characters were European from now on, I just think it's funny how Blizzard has a disproportionate amount of Japanese characters in the game and uses ugly spooks to apologize for it.
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all future characters should be either voluptuous women or little boys
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all future tanks should be amazonian women working for Talon, and all future healers should be shotas working for Overwatch
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>>575903601
Ah, the opposite of the heroin-pinchi warrior princess genre of doujin
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all future characters should be naked lolis
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all future characters should have gigantic breasts
including the robots
including the men
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all characters should make fun of venture for being a hideous tranny
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every accusation is a confession sadly
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all future characters should just be The Lena in quirky customes
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>all future characters should just be The Lena in quirky customes
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venture is cute
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...said no one ever
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>>575900392
OW is still my number 1 but right now I’ve been heavy back into Destiny ever since the announcement of ending support. It probably would’ve been Forza 6 for me as well right now also if I still had an Xbox.
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Well I think it's safe to say the flex queue experiment was better than dynamic queue
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>dont have ana
>lose

It's really that simple. Everyone at blizzard should be fired and killed.
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>play JPC and Juno
>can't get out of playing dps with them
they're just too much fun! i can't help it!
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Ana is not even good.
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>>575905350
I just hate the every game is just Mauga plus shield character.
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>>575904723
this board may disagree, but it's true...
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>>575903601
Get off the computer Vendetta.
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what is this one piece anatomy?
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>>575906773
I haven't seen much Mauga at all personally. I just don't like how much the extremes of map design seem to be more prominent in 6v6. It makes team compositions feel more correct or incorrect. I don't like how oppressive ult combos are. In 5v5 you are so much more free to do something about the state of the game when your team is derping stuck in choke. In 6v6 it feels helpless like you signed up for a losing game in a MOBA
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Beach Mei next year for sure...
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>>575907595
Nudist beach Mei
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my uncle works at blizzard. apparently the S4 battlepass theme is "female weight gain"
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>>575907018
It’s a battle of attrition where the first team to break loses the match. For some that’s what they want.
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>>575895770
this
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>>575904723
MANY are saying this
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>the dark fears me
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>>575907018
Tank feels even more like a chore than in 5v5 when your other tank decides to troll on a dps tank and you are left to pick up the slack solo against a coordinated tank duo.
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>>575908302
yeah, tank main here and 6v6 feels worse
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>>575907823
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>>575908302
>your other tank decides to troll on a dps tank and you are left to pick up the slack solo against a coordinated tank duo.

Let's not pretend this issue is unique to 6v6. Several off tanks are awful to play as if the enemy decides you should lose. I will agree it's more relevant in 6v6.
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>>575886776
Cat fight! Woof woof.
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>>575908302
>rein one trick refusing to swap vs orisa bastion ana mizuki
Yes tanks in 5v5 are so much better
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>>575909052
>ruining the game for 4 people vs 5 people, one of who is a tank main and lowering your chance of getting a retarded tank
there will be even less non-retarded tank mains if 6v6 gets made the main mode.
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>>575909407
In 6v6 I can just kill the tanks myself. Tank diff in 5v5 is literally unplayable
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>its another mercy rezzes you into a 1v6 episode
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>plus 16% for a win
>minus 20% for a loss
>minus 22% for another loss

only Domina's pits can save me now ;_;
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met an actual cheater in the year of our lord in this mickey mouse game, do they get punished at least?
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>>575909638
There are possibly some people in this general that would want to be scolded and punished by her because they weren’t there to take off her heels after returning home from a long day of being evil at work.
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>>575910167
i don't have to assume that you're one of those people...right?
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>>575910472
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>tfw you will never eat cereal out of venture's butthole
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>>575910868
some shit you’d see back in the day on efukt
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>>575910868
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i just love the thussy ok?
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delete EVERYONE in the game EXCEPT for Hamster
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>>575911421
this you?
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>tank player picks tank who is supposed to rely on health packs to survive
>seethes at supports when he's halfway into the enemy spawn and doesn't get healed
amazing
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>>575906972
She’s cute and valid
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i won, so why did the other hog get more votes?
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>>575912505
pity votes, was their best player etc
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>>575912505
best of the worst
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biggest con of 6v6:
>hogpedos in every single fucking match
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>silver 3 game, nothing special
>enemy Widow picks off our Mei in the beginning of the game
>Mei instantly switches to Widow
>proceeds to wipe the whole team as Widow for the rest of the match, and we win without letting the enemy team leave spawn in the second round

Widow mains are scary ;_;
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>>575913050
that's a smurf, no good sniper would be stuck in silver.
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>>575913006
As God intended.
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I win the majority of my widow games by sheer aura alone.
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>>575913926
Have you tried showering?
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>>575914118
Showering too much is bad for your skin.
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>>575914189
Every other day (ie Mon-Wed-Fri-etc) is perfectly healthy.
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>>575911626
I want to hug a Sombra like that
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Why peppermint?
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>>575914730
iykyk
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>>575914730
Perfect build
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owcs partner skins revealed on stream
each team gets 5 skins + jetpack cat
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THEY HID THEM!?!
I thought they got rid of them.. This whole time..
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I've got a few tricks
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>>575915686
SHUT THE FUCK UP KIRIKO
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>OK but what if we forced them to play 6v6 AGAIN though
FUCK OOOOOFF
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Keep seething
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>>575915792
Racemix
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>>575915909
How do all these skins manage to look so bland?
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you have venture being enby because you're a chud that can't get hard to anything that doesn't resemble a truckstop blow-up doll
i hate venture being enby because the resulting fat chunky hitbox means you get raped by roadhog

we are not the same
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Oh anon-chan..
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>>575916074
I don't care about all that I just think they're annoying to play against
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Hey, it's Smugiko
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Hey, it's Hogdaddy.
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>>575888452
give no recoil script.
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Hey, it's Rapedriko
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>>575916074
I thought it was dumb because why thef uck wouldn't you do it with robots, who by their nature already don't have a gender

like what actually makes Bastion a he
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Hey, it's Hey.
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Hey is gay!
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>>575915198
based fishermans friend enjoyer. I prefer the original or salmiak flavour thoughbeit
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>>575917590
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>>575916074
the chunky hotbox is a result of her giant tits however
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>rein meta in 2026
Can we nerf him now?
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>>575918205
Just vote for a map with verticality? They are more fun anyway.
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>>575918205
>nerf the most honest and fair character
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>>575913006
Every fucking match if it doesn't start, devolves into hog, mauga, orisa, ana. It's fucking atrocious. It's the and shit in 5v5 I don't know why it happens so much faster in hacked.
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>>575918259
>>575918267
If the pros are playing him he is simply overtuned.
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>>575918527
Nobody cares what they play.
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>>575918390
ana is disgusting, it's even worse in 6v6 when she cam slime 2 tanks with a single anti cooldown. meanwhile my team has mercy moira or mercy cat
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>>575918527
catering to the pro scene is the single worst thing you can do with a game's balance
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we don't play that crap
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>>575918969
Excellent post.
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>>575918390
>I don't know why it happens so much faster in hacked
QP is much more of a counterswap fiesta than comp.
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>>575919159
thank you
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Shu makes Ana look broken.
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>>575919541
She does that for herself, just by the game having revolved around her CDs and enormous ranged healing potency since her inception
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>>575909618
>its another anran rezzes herself into a 1v6 episode
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>>575920850
anran self res should refund like 30% of her ult charge so there's a reason to use it
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>finish game with 19k healing
>your endorsement level has gone from 5 to 4
>reported
>for playing well
KEK
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>>575922325
t. moria
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this hero is fun but it feels so dirty playing him sometimes
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>>575922045
Yeah imagine that, blowing your ult just to get out of dieing
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>>575922450
Mizuki
>>575922595
He's fun as fuck, I don't give a shit if he's dirty
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>>575923384
>I don't give a shit if he's dirty
it doesn't stop me either but there's only so many times i can chain doomfist out of an escape before i start to feel bad for the bastard
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>>575923545
Yeah if I was on the other side of that chain I'd want to kms
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>>575923287
I mean currently using the ult to rez is the weakest ult in the game, unless you need it to stall. If it refunded some charge it would serve some purpose.
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how do you do anything as pharah when you don't get any heal? I'm sick of these retarded teammates when I get shot I don't get any heal and when I'm about to burst someone they get the entire trauma team on them pumping them full of healing like they're all telephatically communicating
healers should be removed altogether
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>>575923287
seen this four times just yesterday
three out of them I was already healing the guy and we were not event contesting
I have no idea why they fear respawning so much
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>>575926465
Healers heal people they can see. You are up in the sky, they cannot see you. Go stand in front of them to get healed
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>tank, dps and support queues are longer in qp hacked 6v6 than 5v5
>but now tank has the looming threat of solo tanking in 6v6
What's the point of this test again?
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>>575927285
Ask the 6v6 idiots, they wanted it.
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>7 minutes in quick play queue
I could've played 2 push maps already
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>>575927285
I still don't really get why they didn't just replace 6v6 open queue with the hacked version but it's probably to get 5v5 newfags used to 6v6 and letting one tank slot play dps might be a good way to deal with the queue times
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>>575927603
>get into a game
>it's 1-3-2, obviously
>tank leaves
xd
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>>575927649
Because most of the players queueing 6v6 open queue only do it for the open queue format and dgaf if it's 5v5 or 6v6.
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>>575927649
They don't get the data they crave if they make these things optional.
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>>575927779
>open queue format
>5 dps
>1 healer(me)
how do people enjoy this
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>>575889062
You can do that in 5v5 already lol
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>healer(me)
how do people enjoy this
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>>575927649
>>575927779
They always replace the most popular mode with hacked so they get the most data. The question is what data are they trying to collect exactly
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2-2-2 feels so much better in the classic maps
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>Hook a retarded McCree 3 times
>Swaps to Sombra
>Hook and teabag
>Asks why
>Sombra players deserve less
>Swaps to Ashe and ults me for a kill
>Teabags me
>Tell him that's an appropriate power move
This is how you make the game healthier
Blizzard needs to delete Sombra
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>>575928181
It's easier in 6v6 and you have the sociopathic avoidance of responsibility. It's the same kind of person who swaps from mercy to lifeweaver when the team actually needs Ana or Kiriko.
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>>575928207
get out of jail free cards
>>575928453
idk man, the question is will they actually use it or will they cave to the crybabies regardless
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>>575928524
I wish they'd bring back 2cp just for a little while
>>575928568
>swaps to sombra
not really sure what he was expecting to happen
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>>575930194
>hotwife
STOP IT
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>>575917717
I like the new rasp ones too
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has matchmaking been in a worse state than this
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>>575930521
If you mean QP hacked then it's intentionally close to not having MMR at all
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>>575930521
Nearly every game I've had on payload/hybrid map ends with the attackers not being able to break through the last point, I wouldn't say the matchmaking is awful but the games are mostly one sided
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>extremely wide matchmaking
>removed the most popular mode in favor of it
>begging people to play it
>still has longer queues than end of season 5v5 unranked on a wednesday afternoon
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I don't think esports play has ever been so disconnected from the reality of pubs than it currently is. It's basically a different game.
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>jpc
opinion discarded
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if someone has 0 mvp votes I vote for them to make it look like they voted for themselves
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>>575931405
>mauga reaper bastion
looks like my comp games when I dare to play winston
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Soe...
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>>575932770
I always vote for myself
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>>575933773
if I worked at blizzard, I would put a 1 day shadow silence on people like you
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>>575933531
Why is Tom Holland there
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>>575934028
That's Soe
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>>575933773
I vote for myself when someone else votes for me so it doesn't seem like I voted for myself
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>>575934403
who is ready to potty
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>>575934403
I really like that interaction
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i vote for myself when i was the mvp and vote for someone else when they were the mvp
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I always leave before all that mvp shit starts
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I can never leave fast enough before the mvp shit starts
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>>575936358
Liar, you have like 20 seconds to leave while potg plays
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I leave before the game finishes
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so you're why i join matches with 20 seconds left in them
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>>575936593
Makes sense then, I want to watch it
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I finish before the game starts
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I don't play overwatch
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overwatch? I hardly knew her
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how can I become a personal assistant to someone like Domina irl?
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the two guys they have working on the dx12 beta must be the most comfy in the office
>no real deadlines
>nobody expects anything from them
>too hard for dei hires to work on
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>>575937725
probably got fired along with the stadium team
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>>575938047
no point keeping them when ow3 will use unreal engine
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>>575937725
its actually people in charge of the roadhog rework
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>>575938213
not the people who are working on adding team health bars to the hud?
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QP hacked is just hog ball doom slop
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>>575938952
QP usually is.
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>>575939420
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>>575938952
so no different from comp
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>>575938952
6v6 is largely just winning or losing based on which team is going to make the less retarded comp or is willing to counterpick better
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>long dps queue times
>get rewarded with "actually you are supposed to play tank or lose this game"
what a great mode
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>>575941336
so no different from comp
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>>575882871
>>575883060
>winston rarely saying the n-word loudly and proudly around the other overwatch agents
>Baptiste, Lucio, and Sojurn want to correct him, but neither of them wants to be the first person to awkwardly explain racial dynamics to winston, and how he can't say that just because he's a gorilla
"What's good my beloved nigger-friend! Want to hear a joke about general relativity?"
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>>575942246
huh?
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I like esports now.
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I actually don't mind this quickplay hacked....
Double tank is kinda nice.....
Garviton Shatter makes me cum.
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>>575940198
No in 5v5 you can one trick anything
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>>575933032
Winston is trash just in concept since they added jetpack cat. Why the fuck would you have a low damage highly mobile character when jetpack cat can just carry bastion around in the sky
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>>575944923
*snipes your cat*
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>>575928053
That's more fun than having tanks..
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Simka!
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>General:
In-Combat Healing Reduction reduced from 30% to 15% for all heroes.

??? nerfed the global anti healing passive?
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>>575928524
It's the opposite. Only new maps like New Queen Street and Suravasa actually have the space to not feel too compressed in 6v6
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>>575946271
here's how to solve that issue
delete it entirely
lower everyones health back to pre season 9
FIXED!
hire me blisshart
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>>575946271
in 6v6 only, where there's more people to heal anyway yes
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>>575946494
>go back to Mercy beam outhealing certain guns at full accuracy
how about no
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>>575946318
no lol
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>>575946610
>something that did not happpen
Wow!
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>>575946685
Yes. You are just a spambot who would rather throw damage down hallways than have actual combats with opponents if you disagree
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>>575946934
lmao
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>In tf2 Demoman is one of the most respectable classes to main (as long as you don't stickyspam)
>Hitting direct pipes and closing down entire chokes with rollers is seen as skillful and people admire demos hitting direct hits from distance.
>Junkrat mains do the exact same thing, if not worse with smaller splash damage and less mobility but is still seen unfavorably and disrespected by most overwatch players
Why the discrepancy? also what is /owg/'s opinion on junkrat/junkrat mains?
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are cybertrucks the hummers of this generation?
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>>575950697
Reaper what are you....
Nooooooo!
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>>575951483
based
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>>575950697
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>>575951909
I will not apologize
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Woof, peak time on a friday evening in EU.
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>>575950064
Stickyspamming is fine and only people who are bad at games take issue with it. Demoman only shuts down chokes with rollers on shit chokeslop maps, most notably Dustbowl/Goldrush which was ported from QW:TF and TFC and not designed for TF2. Junkrat's pipes are much more effective at chokespam because they damage you on contact even if they've already bounced off the walls/floor, like in Quake. TF2 pipes lose the ability to hit you once they touch a surface. Directs with Junkrat's pipes are unreliable compared to Demoman's pipe launcher, in part because of the total freedom of air movement in Overwatch, which means he has to have the combo cheese with his concussion bombs to be viable. Demoman pipes are easier to hit in general. Even the godlike top 500 Junkrats can't consistently damage good Pharah, Echo etc. players. unless they're in a narrow corridor. Junkrat has 'bad maps' like Junkertown and Havana because he's oddly reliant on assassinating people in tight spaces, very gimmicky compared to the hyper-generalist Demoman. The sticky bomb launcher is infinitely better designed than Junkrat's concussion mines mostly because of the arm time. You must wait almost a whole second before detonating a sticky you fired. Plus sticky traps require manual detonation based on awareness unlike the Junkrat trap which triggers automatically. Also, you have to choose between having a trap up and using stickies offensively. It's understandable why he ended up this way, because they wanted to replace balancing by long reload times with cooldowns, which works splendidly for lots of characters. Junkrat has always been a weirdo though.
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endorse your sombra
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>>575950064
>Why the discrepancy?
Main issues are probably that Junkrat's rollers explode on contact with an enemy and no self-damage
It has been a while since the last time I played TF2 and I don't know if I'm interpreting wiki's numbers correctly but Demo's pills lose a lot of damage if they are not direct hits. This does not happen with Junkrat iirc
>also what is /owg/'s opinion on junkrat/junkrat mains?
Can be infuriating, especially if I'm not playing a flyer and keep stepping on rollers and random traps thrown in the middle of a team fight. Other than that, not that big of a deal
But a good Junk main is scary even as a Pharah player
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>>575952940
>novelty wears off
>less people queue tank
>1-3-2 becomes the norm
>it's awful for tank
>tank players stop queuing tank
>queue times explode
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>>575950064
>also what is /owg/'s opinion on junkrat/junkrat mains?
I hate him. A good junkrat is really annoying as tracer. A good junkrat who can make him work in high ranks is respectable though.
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>>575953723
>But a good Junk main is scary even as a Pharah player
It's absolute bullshit that junk can kill pharah with two hits but pharah can't do the same to junk. I play both and it's too easy to deal with your supposed counter after you get the projectile speed major perk.
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>>575954301
>it's sooo easy to lead projectiles on pharah
or you could just point and click
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>>575951909
Young or old Ana?
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>>575937276
>docks your pay for being 2 minutes late
>doesn't know your name, just calls you coffee boy
>"You've been distracted lately. Do you need to be caged again?"
i have someone like this at work, ultra career driven, very confident and assertive milf. even dresses like domina. not directly my boss but might as well be the way things are structured. I just offer her my extra time and do extra for her and make sure to respond to any email/texts within 3-5 minutes so she knows I can be relied on for anything.
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Honestly 6v6 or lack of tanks doesn't seem to matter when every game is decided by whichever team gets the stack that knows how to play the game to a basic standard.
QP fucking sucks because of groups.
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good night venture
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>grandmaster damage
>look inside
>venture onetrick
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Max is back
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>>575959280
gn thuss
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Zesty vault
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shit
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ive never bought a single thing from one of these
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>Hanzo just shoots out ults with no one around thrity seconds before the teamfight
Brainless retards
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>>575960559
>thirty seconds before the teamfight
so, during the previous teamfight?
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>>575960559
>caring about a hanzo's ult economy at all
Are you bronze where it's a guaranteed 7k if he aims it towards the enemy spawn doors?
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>shit game after shit game
>next game one of the dps is a console mercy main
>quit
nope fuck this fix quick play's problems and then I'll get back to you about the 6v6 shit
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>open game
>check shop
>*literally nothing*
>close game
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>>575960653
Push map
we doing the runback

>>575960812
Ideally I would like him to ult the objective during overtime
I didn't mention that, I'm sorry
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>>575960865
It's what you deserve
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>>575961257
>we doing the runback
If by that you mean the fight just ended and you're rolling the bot back to your barrier to make progress again, that's one of the best times he could use his ult to try and get a kill. Kills during those post-fight pushes are the best way to create snowballs because they cause late spawners (staggering)
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>>575956372
both
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>sombro's disgusting face taking up the whole screen when i boot overwatch again
day ruined
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>>575961991
We wiped and are running back
I get aiming for the spawn, I don't get doing it whilst they are all alive and pushing
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what would be the downside be if hog, mauga, zarya and ana all just got erased from the game?
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Festive Kiriko is great, Mob Boss JQ (though only for the gun) is good, and Blackbraid Ana is pretty good. But only -15% makes Ana not worth it.
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Hey quick idea. Since we're continually delaying that Roadhog rework we have promised for years... how about we nerf him into irrelevance until we get that worked out? He has one of the highest ban rates possible in 6v6 open queue, and you just went ahead and released quickplay 6v6 test with this abomination ruining it for everyone.
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>>575962112
In that case that is an impatient ult yeah
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>>575963103
Think of all the people forced to play with hog onetricks. Do you want them to autolose?
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>>575963368
Derank all hog one tricks till they stabilize to 50% wr. Use every bandaid fix possible
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>>575952951
>>575953723
thank you for the good replies.
So from what I'm hearing these are the changes I would make to junkrat:
>Bombs unable to explode on contact after bounce
>direct hit explosive damage increased
>splash slightly decreased
>Concussion mine arm time introduced, but still make it quick-ish so that SOME combos can exist
>increase concussion mine damage and self-knockback to compensate
>Give traps a slightly longer arm time
>increase trap health

oorrr if you want a really ballsy trap change
>trap arm time increased
>traps become more/less transparent or buried depending on how far you are from them.
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You are ass, but are you THIS ass?
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>3 Sombras & 2 Anas when I barely use either one anymore
gee thanks
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idk why jq isn't loading, looks like other folks are having the same issue.

really want the viking olivia but idk if I want to be that much of a goy and spend for it.
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>PLEASE queue tank
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Didn't we already have a maximilien's vault a few weeks ago?
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>>575964553
any other ideas for making money while the game is rapidly dying?
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>>575960114
>Mercy and her harem of 3 weed smoking twunk boyfriends
>and winston is there too.
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Full House
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When's the finals for esports? Wanna know when I'm supposed to get excited for Season 4 news
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I only got 4 cards..
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i suck at tracer i suck at tracer i suck at tracer i suck at tracer i suck at tracer i suck at tracer i suck at tracer i suck at tracer i suck at tracer i suck at tracer i suck at tracer i suck at tracer i suck at tracer i suck at tracer i suck at tracer
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I think playing Domina too much has made me a weaker tank, I can't do shit with anyone else now
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>>575967702
Looks like freja has competition.
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>>575963875
Regarding traps, I think they should at least make them destroyable while mid-air, like Symmetra's turrets.
It wouldn't be too big of a nerf since shooting the trap mid-air would be an accident more often than not but then you couldn't just throw it in the face of the entire enemy team firing at you.
Doing this to his mine too? I don't know, it has only 25HP while the trap has 100. It could make it borderline useless while going head-on with the enemy team.
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>>575964728
it's Freja, you silly anon.
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>>575967560
You can trust your dps to shoot the mercy in plat.
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wow sombra is so ass even on her best map
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just watched the new Spider-Man movie.

spiderman collab when?
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>hmm lets try this new qp mode
>gm vs golds
uh huh ok
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>>575969971
GM players are usually chill in QP. Until you mock them, then they lock in their main.
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>>575967392
jujus first encounter with a horse
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>>575964503
>not owning jeans dva
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>support has the longest queue for the 1-3-2 mode
what does it mean?
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>>575971271
Most 6v6 defenders are healbots who hate the idea of actually having to meaningfully contribute to the game.
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>>575963875
>Concussion mine arm time introduced, but still make it quick-ish so that SOME combos can exist
>increase concussion mine damage and self-knockback to compensate
>Give traps a slightly longer arm time
>increase trap health
Nahh forget the fucking trap, give concussion mine the arm time so you can't do the one shot combo but give it more charges so he has way more consistent damage and let him throw them harder/farther. The spam from Junkrat frag launcher isn't even that bad and is actually kinda fun/silly to do and I wouldn't even nerf his nade launcher in that respect. It's good for doing some damage in the poke phase but it's only directs and conc mine combos that's making him pull his weight in teamfights. The problem is the inconsistent ability to hit directs making him overly reliant on the cheese combo in close quarters to secure kills, which would be solved by giving him more mines that have arm time. If Junkrat had like 4 concussion mine charges he would actually be able to fight people in open space like Junkertown 1st without having to troll in his niche nook&cranny habitats. You'd be able to throw mines at flyers. You'd be able to have real 1v1s with Tracers in open areas instead of instakilling her in tight spaces or waiting for your projectile speed major perk to be a normal character. Maybe I have a pro generally useful and anti-niche bias though. I don't like when tanks feel pressured to pick Sigma cause it's Circuit Royal.
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>>575971342
also dps who hate unkillable supertanks and haven't figured out that you can avoid them
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>>575971839
DPS is way easier in 6v6 but also more boring because you actually do just mostly shoot at the tanks all game.
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I CAN'T AIM
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>>575971956
I played a bit of Cassidy in the QPH and his tank damage which is already so good in 5v5 is hilarious in 6v6. They might as well not even be tanks with how I constantly force them out
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6v6 as dps is like 90% just trying to match the dps of mauga who's just bastion except he can facetank an entire team at once.
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>>575969731
>this is your brain on goyslop
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tanking is unfun when ana exists and kiri just isnt enough to make me tank after a day of work, not sure the devs get it. Its why esports is a completely different world and basically a different game. Large part of the playerbase locks mercy, one gets mad, plays a shit support in protest, enemy plays ana, makes you want to alt f4, and no i dont want to get so good at this dogshit game i overcome every singly counter in low diamond
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>>575972107
mauma is not very tanky in 6v6
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Horrible skins, but at least Maximilien got my favorite heroes right.
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>>575972180
He could have 300hp and still be plenty tanky enough cycling CA > stomp to nullify any CDs you'd use after CA if he wasn't made by retards who probably unironically post "just dodge the hook" or whatever when it's pointed out how OP vape is.
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>>575972243
>ball doom ram
holy fucking cancer
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If Mauga was put into DPS with DPS health he'd be considered one of the most broken heroes in the game and nerfed within hours.
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>>575972145
I still think ana single-handedly destroyed tank queues.
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>>575973151
at this point, she may have affected every member of the cast in balancing. Then its like what i do say, i went 28-1 on mauga when the enemy team banned ana and didnt even mirror or play hog. Im only posting because i sense the game dying and i hope the track all conversations on the game
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>>575972145
>not sure the devs get it. Its why esports is a completely different world and basically a different game.
I bet the devs do get it and the QPH experiment is part of that. The queue time problems which made them switch to 5v5....they COULD have just dropped role queue, but their data points to the effect of role queue being so good for the low ranked/unranked masses that they would rather reinvent the game in to 5v5 then go back to open queue. It's easy for people who are even merely plat or better to lose sight of the super plebby part of teh playerbase not being able to count on having even 1 support and tank in open queue. The dynamic/flex queue thing goes a long way in cutting out those bottom 20% of super painful non-matches just completely out of existence. But if you're dedicated enough to the game to be posting about it here this stuff doesn't affect you as much. Your pain with Ana in particular is not even a blip on the pleb radar
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>>575973890
ill concede that point about not having the data whom best balance is for, but i point to ana because its the one signal across all issues
>diamond5 support
the queue times are just not something i can deal with, and im not trying to get great. Ana most popular hero
>dps diamond 2
you can visible see a tank quit the game in 5v5. Like you can feel their rage. AND now, i notice a wider gap to make games work. A lot of mid low plat tank matchups and not even grouped
>tank
just bitched

but yes i am merely reguritating a 10 year issue that, in my belief only survived because anti and sleep was dispersed between 2 tanks. I want open queue totally but i concede again that probably wont help onboarding new players
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>>575973151
>anti heal applies "anti health"
>basically a fixed amount of hp that needs to be healed away before your normal health bar can be healed again. damage still removes your normal hp though. this applies to jq ult too
>sleep removed. maintains tranq identity by instead becoming a slow that becomes stronger over time
>anti moved to ultimate slot, does no burst damage, applies a small dot instead, radius increased, range trajectory and speed decreased
>nano becomes basic ability with about 10% effectiveness and a 15s cooldown
>hp reduced to 225
>damage significantly reduced, but allowed to crit with a higher multiplier for healing crits
how i'd fix her
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There are implications of Juno dressing like an e-girl slut in her date night skin that I will not discuss in front of her fans.
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>>575974321
not tan enough
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>>575974336
The other stuff is maybe arguable but reducing her gun damage and her HP is pointlessly bad
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>>575974530
Skins are not canon.
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>>575975278
Hey man, no need to get so defensive, I said I wouldn't talk about it in front of you.
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6v6 is aids
There's a fucking Hog or Zarya in every.game
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Junkrat is honest and respectable.
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>>575974321
>>575974731
>wh*te
post her feet already.
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>>575975278
some of them are
like the ones from the Rialto event
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>>575976356
but by default they are not
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It's funny how in all of Ashe's skins, she gets mogged by the Bob skin.
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How does off tanking work? Do I follow my other tank around and matrix or bubble him when he does something?
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>>575979107
You need to get ult before the enemy team does and peel for everyone on your team not just the tank.
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>>575979107
Pick a tank class then play it like a dps.
This is also how you play on tank in case you're wondering.
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>d.va now can now poutily say "don't call me baby" after getting an out of mech kill
this is confirmation for my bratty abdl headcannon for her
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>lock Doom
>win
>still get shit from supportard mains
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>>575979107
Yeah. Half the time you should be following your main tank to help him out. Half the time you leave and look for angles to push. Some off-tanks work better if you stack with the other tank. Some off-tanks can just flank and do whatever they want.
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>>575975717
no there's not
there's a hog AND zarya in every game
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>>575979107
Don't play like that, do your own tanking
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>>575980480
Ew dude
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>>575980480
damn I thought you'd have taste and say ddlg
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>max only gives me 3 cards
Between shit like this and the For You section regularly showing things I already own, I'm really impressed at how bad Blizzard is at tempting people to buy things.
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>Vendetta can float during her ult
Just fuck my shit up that would be useful to mention in the stupid ass guide
I'm sitting peacefully behind cover waiting for the followthrough and suddenly she peaks the corner fully charged
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>>575982535
I've gotten so used to chucking the sword into the air before ulting that I forget that I can just use it on the ground, which has netted me like 3 PotGs this week
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I hope that the new tank has a reliable source of anti-heal because for some reason my supports just refuse to pick ana against a hog
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in this match me and the other tank have a combined 40k+ damage mitigated in 10 minutes, both of us on payload in front of our team constantly
what does our mcree do? starts whining about "not being protected enough" and the tanks "being shitty"

genuinely hell is not a harsh enough punishment for some people
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>>575982535
Experience is something you get right after you really needed it
-Steven Wright
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>>575983331
was so frustrated i forgot the image
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>we need people to play tank
>ana and sierra exists
okay?
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>anti now just reduces healing by 50% rather than fully blocking it
>nade no longer self-heals ana if she throws it on the ground
>tanks can no longer be stunned or hindered outside of ultimate abilities, anything that would just slows them by 50% instead
>delete hog
there, tank queue is now fixed. thank me later.
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>>575983535
>dying on cooldown with flowerguy behind two shields
Did you create space tho?
he put so much effort into typing
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>>575983535
lol he doesnt know that its always a tank diff I've been practicing widowmaker in comp miss and the team will still blame the tank lmao
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>play tank
>either get zero heals
>or get pocketed by the trannies while everyone else dies
>expected to initiate, get kills, push the point, and support the team all at once
>exclusively blamed for loss, given zero credit for win
>meme queue now guts your hp and damage while expecting you to still carry an extra retard
damn no wonder no one wants to play this trash, the entire role needs reworked
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>>575938952
>hog ball doom slop

lol. It's definitely not doom or ball. It always turns into mauga hog orisa slop is what you mean.
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>>575983535
You think people don't see your shield? Most of that mit is people intentionally spamming your shield to break it, ie it is not damage to an ally that has been prevented. Mit is the most pointless number on the scoreboard.
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>>575938952
That's every gamemode.
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>>575981848
honestly from my view ddlg is the same thing but with a safer branding for cowards
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only thing worse would have been b*ll or m*rcy skins
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the qp hacked lobbies really bring out the worst of worst
>hogs blatantly walling
>maugas and meis greifing with walls
>reinhardts inting off cooldown or afk in spawn
overwatch is one of those games where the less popular it is, the better your gameplay experience will be
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>>575985771
>maugas
my bad I meant hazard lmao
both tanks are sins against nature
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the tank role sucks because they just want you to play shield slop thats the problem you cant play any fun tanks like doom or you'll get mizuki'd into sleep into flashbang you're just supposed to be a shield bot
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>b*ll
>skins
lol
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>>575985668
Those are cute Meis but I understand if you don't play her.
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Is getting good at widowmaker still a good way to climb?
I find her quite weird compared to other game snipers, I think she isn't hitscan, just a very fast projectile
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>>575967702
Hot
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>>575987086
She's good but the least one-trickable character in the game unironically and you have to be a god to climb with her. Even Dafran said he wouldn't try a runw ith her when he was doing unranked to top 500 challenges on onetrick accounts.
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>>575987546
thanks but I'll stick with Pharah then I guess
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HA HAA
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If someone talks shit and I win I tell them that I'm employed. It makes them so fucking mad. Can't imagine spending all day on this game and someone financially independent still beats you.
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gn hanas
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>>575988257
Is she fucking the hamster? Little fucker has game.
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What is this obsession with high ground
you are metal fucking rank, you don't even know what hg does
what is the point in funneling into a choke point and losing half the team to contest when you can just ram the lone tank on the payload
you can literally push behind them and they'll just fold and come down to cap, they are metal rank too, it's not like they have a plan
no, instead have me walk 20 seconds to the stairs so I can heal my suicidal wall-climbing Scotsman
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if you played kiri you wouldn't have this problem
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jorked it to trannies again *le big sigh*
anyways gonna queue up for Tank
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>>575988745
we already have Kiri
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>>575862198
Did they add a new Geisha themed hero to Overwatch?
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how's the 6v6 open q times during the hack? role queue is alright but there's just too many 5v5 trannies that dont know how to play the game.
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>>575989115
yea
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>>575989115
The only GAY-suckers in this game are the players
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I hate my co-"tank" a billion times more than even the most dogshit of teammates and dishonest of opponents combined.
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>enemy team is a six-stack sweating insanely hard
>multiple counterswaps the moment someone pulls off anything
>hard marking anyone that makes a play
>very obviously comming like they're larping owcs
>have the audacity to type gg and try to be friendly after the match
it's fucking qp hacked, calm the fuck down
this is practically griefing
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>decide to compare the Overwatch Classic skins to the Overwatch skins
>nearly all the female skins were modified to hide the boobs or make them less obvious

Ah, I see nu-Blizzard got butthurt.
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>>575989115
Oni Geisha Yakuza mix robot girl
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domina's fat british ass
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>>575993854
>also "nu-blizzard"
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>>575994794
That's just a self insert.
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>>575994794
wuyang is so lucky
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>>575995352
that's not anran
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>>575986023
so true, doomfist needs cc immunity!
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>>575995352
cucky*
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>>575993854
What about Brigger's big briggers? Blizzard is healing.
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>>575995696
stick legged manjaw dyke
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I already have Poolside Illari and Cleric LW, couldn't let me buy Funky Bap or something instead of this shit?
It's like they don't want me to spend money on their gay-ass little game
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>>575995551
this but unironically
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>>575984847
100% accurate
I'd rather play 5v5 then babysit another useless retard but with half the health
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Soon...
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>>575984847
>or get pocketed by the trannies while everyone else dies
6v6 is really the ideal mode for mercy/lw types who just want to healbot all game and think big number = im helping.
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>>575995696
>rotate between this, paladin, antifragile, occasionally medic or sparkplug
I love brigger and I'll never stop brigging
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>>575994794
that's nu-nu-blizzard, they're trying to course correct ever since they realised they were chasing their core demographics away
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if you pick brig your whole team hates you and your opponents laugh
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>>575996809
Silver sounds like a weird place
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>>575994794
Blizzard course corrected in the last two years when Microsoft bought them out. Note how Metzen returned.
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>queue all roles
>now im solo tanking in 6v6
wow i guess im never fucking queuing all roles or tank in "dynamic queue" ever again
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>>575997318
Many are falling for this
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>>575996321
Yep nothing like getting a mercy lw HisKitten tier backline against ana zen
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>>575996321
I say all that as someone who mostly plays 6v6. the issue is most 6v6ers know how to play 6v6. but when you force 5v5ers to play 6v6, they don't know what to do, and you end up having that specific issue with the healers. it's even worse in solo tank games. that's mostly why I'm okay with keeping 5v5 as the main mode so I don't have these abject retards in my 6v6 games.
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>6v6 Enthusiast player title
blizz employees btw
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friday evening in the US btw.
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>>575997671
Knowing how to play wont fix peoples unwillingness to play a hero that will actually help the team instead of their dogshit braindead comfor pick
>>575998139
This is with matchmaking being so wide it might as well not even exist.
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mei is wide
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gotta say finding a way to actively punish you for picking tank/all roles by making you solo tank 6v6 is certainly an idea i could have never come up with
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>>575997671
I think it's the other way around. The default autopilot of the average random noob is to walk forward and shoot what they see, which isn't ideal but works a lot better in 6v6 than in 5v5 where it's basically throwing.
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>>575998941
im talking about healers, whose already limited brain function goes down the drain with the addition of an extra player, especially with that player being a tank
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Being the 1 in a 1-3-2 sucks. I'd rather just have the extra 200 HP
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>>575999706
We should make Aaron solo queue with a bunch of 3-4 stacks with themed names
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>>575999706
They should just give you +200 HP if you're gonna solo tank in 6v6.
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>dynamic queue as dps+support longer than queuing just dps in regular 5v5
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>>575995184
*adds more busty thicc indian women to your games*
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>>576000372
what does Pokimane have to do with Overwatch
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WHY WON'T PEOPLE PLAY TANK
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>>576001283
2 reasons

1. playing against hog/mauga/ana fucking sucks
2. having supports on your team that don't help you deal with ana/mauga/hog sucks

I guarantee tank playrate would go up if you deleted those 3
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>>576001074
oh shit do you think they'll do a collab?
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>queue hacked queue
>5+ mins for dps or healer plus a solo tank with gms and bronzies in the same game
>queue open 6v6
>1 min queue for 222 with actual matchmaking
lol was the plan to just fuck the matchmaking to trick 5v5 npcs into hating the idea of 6v6? if so it's working, I'll never play this shit. the hacked queue is almost unplayable with the amount of literal retards in it.
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>>576001074
ass isnt fat enough to be pokimane
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>>576001756
looks exactly the same, about the right age too
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>>576001283
>Hog
>Mauga
>Orisa
>Ana
>Mei
>(6v6) your fellow tank picks fucking B**l
There's a few reasons.
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>wait 5+ minutes for my winston to get farmed by genji somehow
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>>575996292
One of the best skin bundles theyve ever put out
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>>576002141
Excuse me for dropping in
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There's no way this didn't drop the overall playercount by like 35% or some shit. The queue times being this long for almost every game being like silver vs gm level stomps is insane.
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>>576001452
Winston is my favorite tank and Bastion/Reaper/Torb don't make me regret beign Winston. only Mauga and sometimes Hog lol
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>ball is whining at me for supposedly not hacking health packs
>confused what this faggot is whining about
>realize he can't see the stuff I have hacked because he's just straight up rolling to point and immediately dying on cooldown, and the health packs along the way happen to not be hacked
>realize the ball faggot whining about my gameplay have zero sense of object permanence
behead all tankniggers.
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>>576002672
Because DPS don't have a "your damage does nothing to me and in fact im healing myself faster than you can damage me" button or a hard stun or a "i autowin the tank 1v1" ult. If Mauga had Reaper's HP but the same exact kit he would be considered the most broken character in the game.
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>"Bro 5v5 ruined tanking. Everyone would play tank if only they brought back 2-2-2 role queue"
>Tank queues in QP Hacked are nearly instant
>Selecting "All" roles has a 100% chance of putting you on tank
Hmmmmm....
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>>576003332
The 6v6ers are quite literally mentally ill and most of them surprise, don't play tank.
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>>576002751
racemix
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>swc
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>>576003332
Maybe I'm jsut a dumb Winston player but I find every tank more fun in 5v5 so far with the possible exception of Domina
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>>575994794
Why are you guys acting like this isn't extremely safe and tame?
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>>576003431
The tank role simply has fundamental problems that can't be solved by balance tweaks or changing from 5v5 to 6v6. The biggest issue I have with 6v6 truthers is that they have a tendency to act like 5v5 was something the devs came up with out of the blue purely to spite the playerbase, rather than a concession to the inherent unpopularity of tanking that saves DPS players some queue time.
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>>576003610
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>>576003895
I mean I would say the victim complex and inability to connect them being unwilling to play tank every game and nobody else wanting to either is pretty mentally ill.
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>>576003942
why are her ears so big
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>>576003858
Sometimes less is more. The buttons on her blouse straining to contain her bust is way hotter than any of the swimsuit skins.
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Nobody who claims Reaper melts Mauga will ever post replay codes of them doing it
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>>576004453
I never likedt his one cause the smug pretentious woke guy is way too hot
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Well I hope Dmon is a hyper mobility tank and you run around stabbing people with a sword and shield inside a gundam. I'd play tank then, but she'll probably be banned alot so I won't.
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>>576004443
so I have more surface to lick
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I hope Dmon has a button that makes you take damage if you use a cooldown that gives you damage reduction
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I see where a lot of people are coming from when they argue for the superiority of 6v6 or 5v5, there are pros and cons both ways. The only thing I can't stand is when people say "I love tanking in 6v6 and I don't play tank because of 5v5" because they are lying without even knowing it.
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i like flexing when i feel it adds to the comp. i don't like queuing for tank because i feel like im claiming im super good at tank or something. especially in 5v5 where if i suck at tank no one else can bail me out and it will pretty much just be a 5 min stomp because of me.
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>>576005382
I'm one of those, I'll gladly tank in 6v6 but I never touch it in 5v5 because having the entire team hyper focus on just you is the most boring shit imaginable.
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>>576004816
>I'd play tank then
This isn't true. D.Mon Mania will last for a week at best
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it is your moral duty as an overwatch player to report every single hog player you come across
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>>576005708
I bet even in 6v6 you queue tank less than 10% of the time
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>>576005708
>I'll gladly tank in 6v6
you and like 3 other people apparently lmao
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Your novia Sombra.
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>>576006705
Thanks I love her
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The dynamic queue thing doesn't seem to be working. It's just sticking to 2-2-2 through 5+ minute queues instead of going 1-3-2. The previous experiment was way more successful
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>>576007285
It's weird, the previous test had way shorter queues.
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>>576007513
It was actually mindblowing seeing tank have longer queues than the other 2 roles and it made 6v6 seem like the potential future. Now it seems like a total flop..
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>>576007513
It's not weird, people realize how dogshit 6v6 is the more they play it so bringing it back right away still has the same playerbase who already did the first qhp.
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>>576007582
Yeah because all the people who apparently love tanking in 6v6 tried it for old time's sake, said "wait... this sucks" and stopped.

Truth nuke: If you're actually the type of person who plays tank in 6v6, you're also playing tank in 5v5.
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https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/b/b0/Juno_-_With_you.ogg
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bad chica Olivia
good lass Lena
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>>575872287
suzu on any other support wouldnt be perceived as OP. Its the combination of being able to teleport on top of anyone you want through walls and save them that pisses people off
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>>576007831
Yeah this experiment is just trying to see how many DPS aristocrats can be pushed into becoming flexserfs
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getting faster queues in mystery heroes than dps+support 6v6 lol
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>>576009126
Mystery heroes is so good any time
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>>576009272
It's actually complete fucking garbage for retards but still manages to be better than 1-3-2
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>"we want to take big swings"
>makes the worst possible version of 6v6
Stunning
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Let Aaron cook.
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>QP DPS <5 Min
>Ranked DPS <1 Min
The heck is going on? The tank bottleneck is lower than usual in ranked right now? More tanks are playing ranked to avoid the QPH or more DPS are playing QPH instead of ranked? Plattard for reference. Usually DPS queue is much longer in ranked
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new collab survey
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>>576009950
need madoka for sure
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>>576009950
>Creepy Nuts
ah yes just what Overwatch needs, J-Rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg73p9udbAQ
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>>576009950
what's the one above le sserafim it looks cool
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>>576009950
edgerunners seems inevitable
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>>576009950
>arcane
fuck yeah
>cardcaptor sakura, madoka magicka
I'd rather just more original dokiwatch skins but i'll take what I can get
>justice league
I wanna see it just for rivals drama
>The smiley face flower
>the blue box with runic white boxes
yeah no clue what these are but i fuck with the style sure
>cyberpunk
if we got a cool shion skin out of it sure
>kpop demon hunters
literally everyone wants this
>ZZZ, Stellar blade
Lmao
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>>576009950
>Revolutionary Girl Utena
Someone at Blizzard knows ball because even for dykes that's too obscure for non-tourists
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>>576010237
illit, another kpop group
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>>576010761
Not really
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>>576010761
I've personally met 2 trannies (on discord) who pretend it's the best thing ever
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Vendetta is a badly designed character
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>>576010312
Oh boy another Genji Kiri coded pack
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going to 1trick jetpack cat in qph and not help my tank at all
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>>576009950
dont even know what half of these are, meaning they must be chinkslop

a dc justice league collab would go hard as fuck though. joker reaper could probably singlehandedly revive the game through sheer force of autism.
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>>576009950
Sombra is a millennial latino so she probably had ben 10 underwear
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>>576012820
I just realized though that it would never be joker reaper. it would be joker hanzo, batman genji, superman mizuki, wonderwoman mercy, harley quinn kiriko, and something random like black adam doomfist
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>>576009950
>madoka
>utena
yuribros...
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>>576012905
yjk she had that typical edgy beaner phase in her teens
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>pick Vendetta
>whenever I dive in, whole team stops attacking and hides and entire enemy team instantly turns around and focuses me down
>enemy picks Vendetta
>no one but me shoots her and if I fail to kill her she just rapes my team while they are apparently completely unaware of her existence

Starting to remember why I uninstalled in 2022 and hadn't played since. And why I completely gave up on online multiplayed games.
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>>576014282
The enemy vendetta has timing and you don't
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>>576013956
>phase
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>>576013956
>>576012905
doesnt the game take place in like 2060 or something? She's not even born yet, and if she is, she's a literal baby.
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>8 minute queue
>get 2 silvers on team vs gms
Actual dead fucking mode. There's no way they're moving forward with 6v6.
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>6v6ers don't want 5v5 npcs in their meme mode
>5v5ers mentally can't handle having an extra player and are literally logging off
PLEASE can we just keep the modes segregated? no one wants to do this on either side.
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>>576015850
6v6ers are delusional and think if 6v6 isn't the only mode in the game then blizzard is gangstalking them
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>>576015945
as a 6v6er i gladly embrace 5v5 and recognize it as a necessary filter to keep overly competitive npcs and other braindead niggers out of the fun mode.
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>>576016353
All 5v5 players get a stronger rank boost from playing 6v6 than offroling to support
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>>576009950
Fucking do it Blizzard
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>>576009950
id say darkstalkers but you know theyll just give morrigan to fucking kiri or mercy instead of someone worthy
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>>576009950
BLEACHBLEACHBLEACHBLEACHBLEACH PLEASE BLIZZARD I WILL GIVE YOU MY SOUL
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>>576009950
I'll have whichever procures the barefoot Lena skin that was promised to me 3000 years ago
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>>576017764
i have it on good authority they plan to make her wear even thicker socks and chunkier shoes instead.
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>>576017871
no...
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>>576010614
Smiley face flower is Takashi Murakami. Japanese designer and artist. He’s closer to the hip-hop / hype beast side of the internet cause of Kanye.
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people who vote random when there are good maps on the poll need to be lynched
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>>576019696
that's nothing.
here was my previous match.
literal children of Satan chose that map.
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>>575996292
Don't forget
>Pharah is a chinese exclusive and will not be released globally because it's a color-shift skin like the wuxia WM collab skin they did
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>>576009950
which one of these will result in a full bush in a thong skin for venture?
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you ever think it's you're fault you lost a close match and feel bad but then you look at the scoreboard and there was someone on the team just legit doing nothing all game?
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A perfect launch doesn't mean a perfect landing
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>>576021406
I'd totally fuck Juno up the ass
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>>576019836
Samoa my beloved
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is this really in character?
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>>576021742
She’s doing it to attract horny men to her org to be cannon fodder against Overwatch
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just make the new thread or else
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>>576021742
she's Italian dude
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https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/b/b3/Juno_-_%28eletrocuted%29_%285%29.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20250605213430
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>>576024254
Ashe’s canon red thong
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>222 but sometimes not because the game is so dead we will change the rules just to matchmake
lmfao
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>>576024254
https://litter.catbox.moe/gvret04d5hoez0w3.mp4
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I HATE COSMETICS TO BE ON ROTATION
I JUST WANNA BUY SKINS
WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO WAIT
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>>576024254
>>576024615
your tonsils are so snug and stinky after you forget to brush your teeth for a week straight just gooning with other men instead ^^
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>>576024871
welcome back schizo
now please kill yourself
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i play overwatch because i am following the story and lore
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>>576025124
you didnt deny the accusations
your poor intestinal flora is infiltrating your brain
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i want to drink Domina's discharge
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it's really funny making qp unplayable every 2 weeks because tanks die to a single mistake and don't change their brain into 6v6 mode
and then have comments to make about the healing
very clever way to boost comp numbers
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I want my brain infiltrated by Lenaflora
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>>576025497
You can have an impact on the match if you pick something that is NOT Mercy.
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IS THE HERO PREFERENCE FEATURE BUGGED? NO HEROES POP UP WHEN I CLICK IT, I CAN ONLY CLICK 'USE HIGHEST LEVEL HEROES' AND 'REMOVE ALL'
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>>576025638
I'm bap otp...
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>>576026416
and (((they))) say
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>>576026416
freja's date looking dapper !
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nuke freja players from orbit
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>>576026063
Works for me.
>click remove all
>then select the heroes I want
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NEW THREAD
>>576027232
>>576027232
>>576027232



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