# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[JULY 2026] development "paused due to legal matters". However, Burial is confirmed to be the next episode. Nemlei to sponsor a "Coffin-likes game jam."https://steamcommunity.com/games/2378900/announcements/detail/702146248223754712# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>575528302
>>575920598https://x.com/NoFenomenal/status/2081087032491671711/photo/1This artist is a true Julia patriot.
She's learned gooder and managed to type println("Hello, World!") all by herself
https://x.com/NoFenomenal/status/1952038827293601978/photo/1
https://x.com/NoFenomenal/status/1942198002552025162/photo/1
https://x.com/NoFenomenal/status/1918321052309934288/photo/2
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH we fucking LOVE Julia!
https://x.com/NoFenomenal/status/1875872938387530101/photo/2
https://x.com/NoFenomenal/status/2009296780651835400/photo/2
Anon! I baked you a cake! Nearly a cake! Half a cake! A slice of cake! I baked you a plate! *BUUUUUUUUURP*
>>575921485>*BUUUUUUUUURP*
https://x.com/NoFenomenal/status/1875290241407615196/photo/2One last image from this artist. Let's all love Julia!
>>575921563Let's all love Julian!
It's actually not Julia month but Julius month
I want to grab Julia's cake
>>575922298Renee of the Julii
>>575922472Wrenee
>>575922584Andrew and Ashley would kill her a second time
>>575921573Wren is gonna love Julia!
The thread (and indeed, the whole world) is so much better when we all say nice things about Julia
Another garage thread?
>>575924294as opposed to what, a kitchen thread?
Total Hussoid Death
Sex. With Nemlei.
>>575925968I will save the white race with this fucking cat. I'm going to fuck this thing and produce lots of rabies-addled Aryan offspring.
>>575925968>"Nemleihusband!" she rumbled. "I have caught dinners for family! Big villisika, very strong but no match for superior huntings. Are proud of Kit9wife, kyllä?">"...Yeah, Nemlei. I'm proud. You caught a big one today, huh? Good girl!"
>>575926214do not the plapcat
>>575926495"Kyllä" is not a question, please stop this at once.
>>575926648perkele!
>>575926495Recommended reading for new /calg/gers.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/490163875/#490208123
>>575926517You call it a plapcat, yet you demand that it not be plapped?
>>575926495The REAL recommended reading for new /calg/gets.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/490163875/#490209168
>>575926965What about this one?https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/519845157/#q519913327
>>575921645BASED
I still blame this game for making me straight again
>>575926214>I will save the white raceBut Nemlei isn’t white
>>575927892
>>575927892That cat is.
>>575927754Try playing Better Half
https://x.com/kakavage/status/2082964673796903316/photo/1
Why do all the voicedrews sound like depressed batman or emo wrencorehttps://x.com/Writer_Bang_X/status/2083148072448876815
>>575928897I did, its really cute.
Wrenee will be her name after she transitions
Sisters are big cute.
I'm just gonna put some MAIN CHARACTERS here, who are SIBLINGS (fully blood related), kissing (lovingly)
>>575933602Brothers can have a bit of sister sex. As a treat.
Nemlei made the call, we will only be playing as wren for the second half of burial
Threadly reminder bratty sisters need to have their asshole resized until morale improves!
>>575936083That's a sisbutt worth having on your face.
>>575937665Bet it'd smell amazing. I want to stick my tongue down Ashley Graves' sphincter
>>575936083>>575938425These images are ASS
>>575938820Ashley Graves is ass
I have ass fatigue.
>>575939483Try taking a break between getting fucked in it, then.
>>575939561
>>575939483Gotta do your kegels, bro
>>575939483Liftin' hard or hardly liftin'?
Do you think Ashley is a basic bitch or does she have a complex inner world?>>575939561kek
>>575939925Hello, Helpline Helpline? Which helpline do I call to find a Drew like this?
>>575940247Ashley listens to Nickelback and Spice Girls. I don't even know what Andrew likes about her.
>>575921573This one makes her look a bit too much like Matt Engarde from Ace Attorney for comfort.
>>575941882Oh get fucked I just played that recently!
Julia is so cute
>>575942820I still hope Andrew serves Julia's severed head to Ashley in a silver platter on the Burial route.
I love Wren
>>575944454We know, Julia
>>575946513Fucking beat me to it
>>575946575No thanks, bro
>>575946794kek
Wren-Cloud status?
>>575947279
>>575948223>wren wren wren wrenMy god...the word cloud is always so wise.
https://x.com/memory_cardddd/status/2082050123417477565/photo/1Look at the puppies on that hussy
>>575948752Look at those freckly elbows...
>>575920598
>>575949084Hmmm. Seems like Ebola.
>>575949227>wren game gay bestWE WON
>>575949227>julia stop>cut hussy
>>575949227>sex girls
>>575949227>hot /calg/ dad
>>575950046Battle of the DILFs: Doug vs Mr Mason
>>575948752Is it wrong that I want those lithe fingers to pinch and stroke my penis?
>>575950626Yes.
>>575951362God she’s so fucking cute. That smile is just to adorable. I want to hug her
>at work>new client named “Ashley Barefoot”>immediate throbbing erectionI used to be normal
>>575953579Fucking hot, I want to lick Ashley's feet. Nemlei needs to make more barefoot Ashley cgs
>>575953579The hell kind of surname is Barefoot? Is she related to Jimmy Titfucker?
Nemlei....I just want one Ashley armpit before I die...
>>575957823Do you think it smells?
bet we're not getting anything tomorrow, bet that dumb bitch hasn't looked at the game since the last updatethere will be major consequences yet to come unless she puts out an official statement
I want to fuck her so hard
>>575957147>Jimmy TitfuckerDude why the fuck are you doxxing me like that?
Sisters should be a little soft. A bit squishy.
I love Ashley
>>575965174She looks like she's suffering from a brain aneurism
>>575966228Average attempt by Ashley to look sexy
>>575966228As if she has a brain in the first place
>>575960609Like flowers and happiness.
>>575965174Noooooo! That's the last ravioli in the house!! Why would you tear it open like that :(
>>575973129this hussy must be destroyed
>>575949227>post ashley
>>575974082Destroyed with love
>>575974263
Just got back from vacation for a week. What did I miss?Also, post summer/vacation pics
>>575977853>What did I missThe hussycaust
>>575977853This pic with deflowered Ashley always gives me a raging boner
it's almost time again, look at the clock
>>575980841Time for NOTHING
>>575939483By now, I am too. Too many sistasses posted by the wrong people (singular)
>>575982864>wrong people (singular)All me
Never understood the infatuation with asses. When I look at a woman, I'm drawn to their breasts and midriff. I'll check out an ass if they're wearing a thong, but other than that I'm mostly indifferent.
>>575983702I love sistits more than sistush, but I see no compelling reason to not enjoy both.
Little sisters with BIG sisters
>>575983702>I'm drawn to their breasts and midriffWhy?
>>575986123>Why?You are not a real person.
>refuses to draw ashlia>spazzes out about how much they hate julia but doesn't know whyi'm fucking dying lmao, this is why i feed art to ai
>>575986545Maybe she gets uncomfortable because Julia hits close to home (self-harm, abusive boyfriend, etc)
>>575986401Can you just have a normal conversation instead of being a faggot?
>>575986757>abusive boyfriendEvery boyfriend is abusive nowadays.
>>575986545>average Julia haterThese are sick, sick people
>>575986545BAAASSSSEEEED
>>575986901Yeah but Andrew is bad
>>575986545based artist
>>575986901Fucking real. They don't make men like they used to
>>575989386You interpreted my post incorrectly.
>>575989412Nah, that's you
>>575990024No, it isn't. The post I made is a double entendre, there are two possible interpretations of the text, and you chose the obvious, and therefore incorrect one to acknowledge.
>>575990551
wtf is an entendre
>>575990964
>>575990964That was the alliance between Britain, France, and Russia during the first world war
>>575991249Everyone just called them the Allies before they played Kaiserreich
>>575992837The French didn't
>>575992837No, we're not all you. The western nations have always been known as the Entente because of the 1905 Entente Cordiale. Every textbook I've ever seen has had WW1 as the Triple Entente vs the Triple Alliance
>>575993232Why is the Wikipedia article called the Allies then
>>575993297>Wikipedia
https://x.com/YamIv0ry/status/2081485142812709172/photo/1
DEVLOG TOMORROW
>>575995649It's already August 1st in FinlandIt's over
I need fanfics where Julia is actually happy.
>>575995649She's too busy dEfEnDiNg ThE iP so we're not getting an update until 2027 sorry lil bro
i need ashley to put on a pair of ll bean duck boots and CBT me
BIG sisters are better sisters.You HAVE cooked something delicious for your sister, right anon?
Double family vacation, featuring Mr. Mason. I hope we eventually see more of him. Nina too.
>>576000696Holy shit, they are JACKED
>>576000696Which one gave birth to the girls?
>>576000696me on the right
>>576000696Me on the left.
>>575999967I'm a very good cook.
>>576002329Gotta be strong enough to throw your daughters 10 meters up.
>>576004726
>>576004824Glad you guys like that one. Took me twenty thousand hours to make.
>>575983702This might sound gay but I have almost never had an attraction to boobs. I have no memory of ever looking or thinking of a girl's breasts and getting a boner as I would with ass. Honestly if I had never seen other people present tits in a sexy light after growing up (I never thought them sexy as a kid), I think I might've never cared for them sexually at all. You know how modern studies say stuff like the tits are attractive because it's a front reminder of the buttocks and whatnot, maybe that's it. I just directly care for the real deal.
>>575990964Looks like someone recently played No Good Noggerre
>>576008134Last time I said "No Good Niggers" to refer to NGN posters, I got banned for racism outside of /b/
>>576008008>This might sound gay but I have almost never had an attraction to boobsYeah that sounds gayer than bara yaoi
>>576008008gayer than cum on a moustache
>>576009849That's a good one
>>575999967I've gotten really good at cooking beans. My sister doesn't eat beans though
>>576009849Holy shit I need to write this one down
>>575927527Is there genderbent art of Andrew and Ashley
>>576012061tons
>>576012061>>576012186Andrea is best girl
>And now for the smash hit by Niggas Unknown: Straight Outta Coffin
nothing... of coursenemlei left to pick up milk and fucking abandoned us
>>5760167271. Devlogs usually drop midnight PST2. We're not getting a devlog
>>576016804so you're saying there's a chance, i will stay up then
>>576017212There's zero chance, but you'll torture yourself regardless.
OVER THEREOVER THERESEND THE WORDSEND THE WORDOVER THERETHAT THE DEVLOG'S COMINGTHE DEVLOG'S COMINGANONS COPE-COPING EVERYWHERE
>>576020181
Always the worst time of the month when people start being autistic about the devlog or chance thereof.
It's coming, I can feel it in my left toe
I'm coming. I can feel it in anon's left toe.
I CAN FEEL ITCOMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT
>>576023620I"VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR ALL MY LIFEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aMCzRj3Syg
it’s not true!
calgsisters... nemlei has betrayed us
I CAN FEEL ITCOMING IN MY ASS TONIGHT
Its up... https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=702146248223754711
>>576027437Nigger
IT'S. OOOOVVVVVEEEEEERRRRRR
>>576027261Cute!
>>576016389>STRAIGHT OUTTA COFFIN!>Crazy mothafucka named ???>From the gang called Niggaz Unknown>When it's called out, there ain't no route>Squeeze the sister and the soul gets hauled out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aNQFcNNnrE
>>576027582thanks for contributing Mr. John 4chan
https://x.com/soooftnana/status/2083473093058789863
It would be hilarious if someone ported TCoAaL to the SNES, flashed it to a cartridge, then went back in time to the 90's and left it at a small town video rental store.
>>576035546I wish Nemlei permitted fangames for the game jam because I'd love to make a PSX port of Episode 1.
How it feels to go to bed early knowing their won't be a devlog
>>576034751Puffley
>wake up>Julia thread>smile
Huff Raid.
Do Not Huff Raid.
>>576040353>pov you're Douchebag after trying to rizz up Ashley
Huss raid
I'll be honest: quite literally the only thing I want in my life is for this game to come out. I'm destined for a life of mediocrity and underachieving and this game is the only thing I'm looking forward to.
>>576041726CUTE
Serious question: What does Andrew actually like about Ashley? That isn't meant to be snark towards Ashley, I mean what does ANDREW like about Ashley? Andrew thinks she's stupid, he doesn't find her compassionate or uplifting, he isn't interested in her hobbies (eg visual arts), he feels greatly disrespected by her and he himself doesn't really respect her. Does Andrew even fucking like Ashley, or is he just addicted to imouto correction?
Sex with Renee's fresh corpse
>>576045484The fact that Ashley is the only person he can act freely without having to worry about his fake image plays a huge part. Ashley has been a inseparable part of his life ever since she became his responsiblity and he doesn't want anyone else to share his life
>>576045484>What does Andrew actually like about Ashley?Her perceptiveness. She understands him really wellBut you're kinda right that he's pretty mean
>>576045484andrew is a groomer pedophile it's not that fucking deep nigga
>>576051843thanks for contributing Mr. John Reddit
>>576052093
>>576053153
>>576045484It's basically this: >>576051054She understands Andrew (sometimes), so she's the only person that's ever made Andrew Bateman feel seen. He hates her sometimes but he'll cling onto the sole thing making him feel like a person.
>>576051054>>576053701For a guy who likes that his sister gets him, he sure does like to beat the shit out of her for correctly describing him
>>576041726What kind of formation is this?
>>576053701>(sometimes)Honestly, I think most of the time. A huge part of the beef between them is that Ashley knows Andrew better than he does, or at least Ashley knows him better than what he's willing to admit to himself.
>>576055560the phallic phalanx
>>576055626>I think most of the timeIf she does, she's certainly good at dismissing those thoughts because her default assumption is that the sun shines out of his ass.>>576055545Andrew loves her perceptiveness if she cherishes him _despite_ plainly seeing how shitty he is. Andrew's boundary is not at being called a piece of shit but being called a piece of shit who is NOT a victim.
>>576045484He wants to have sex with her
>>576044298That right there is a high-value foot: exquisitely contoured and it yanks the observer's back to the oral stage with its inviting figure. You don't even have to be a footfag to appreciate the beauty of this foot. Nemlei best take notes, because I am expecting Ashley's soles to play a more prominent role in the CGs going forward.
>>576057992>yanks the observer back*
>>576056745>If she does, she's certainly good at dismissing those thoughts because her default assumption is that the sun shines out of his assThat's because she's a woman, and Nemlei wrote people instead of cardboard cutouts, so Ashley behaves like a woman.
https://x.com/i/status/2083521310169424356
>>576059005Holy fucking sistertitty
>>576055545>he sure does like to beat the shit out of her for correctly describing himMen, you know? What do you expect?
>>576059379femcel hands typed this post
>>576059554
>>576059728
>>576059728Relax, liberal. It's called a joke
>>576060132>tells someone to relax>when he's actively unrelaxed. tightly wound, even.Diabolical
>>576060327You... you are joking, right? We're doing a bit here, aren't we? I can't tell if you're taking this seriously or not
>>576060675NTA but that's how you know it's a woman you're responding to
>>576060675I don't tell jokes, I'm 100% serious 24/7/365.25.
>>576057992I want to marry my tongue to her feet
>>576060776This post is the paradigmatic realization of autism as a concept. Nothing said before it, and nothing said after it will ever so perfectly encapsulate what it means to have autism than this right here.
>>576062529way too many words, another 10/10 woman post
>>576062529>paradigmatic realization of autism as a concept...But does it encapsulate the current ethos or the current pathos?
>>576063773it encapsulates the current logos.
>>576062529Niggas lacking the theory of mind to determine the mindset of a carrot confidently posting as though they solved human interaction is the /calg/ meta.
>>576064967ENGLISH, MOTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
>>576064967>cat
Cute Witchley is very cute
It's not up.
No, it's down.Under the seaDarling it's betterDown where it's wetterTake it from me!Up on the shore they work all dayOut in the sun they slave awayWhile we devotin'Full-time to floatin'Under the seahttps://x.com/sealea_n/status/2083556963993194580
https://x.com/memory_cardddd/status/2083559437357175229
>>576068201juliass
>>576069350A miracle of the universe
>>576058252Nemlei made a work of art
How hairy is Ashley's cunt?
>>576073241Completely hairless
>>576073241>cuntThis is such an ugly word, I hate it
>>576073889And yet Ashley uses it a lot. What are better alternatives?
>>576074190>yet Ashley uses it a lotI know, I hate it
>>576074190Sistussy
>>576073889I want to stretch out nemleis cunt for abandoning us
>>576073889It's the best word for describing a cunt.
>>576073241Not hairy enough
>>576045484Mostly the fact that Ashley accepts him.
>>576074190I mean, she is Australian
>>576078504No, she must be American and belonging to a trailer park in Alabama
Sisbuttae for thread quality
>>576081759The ol' delphic dumpy really lifts things up
>>576081759Amazing, I love Ashley's butt and pale body
>>576091224She is super cute
>>576094565>those fuck me eyesi can see why andrew would be upset that six eyes gets to tap that while he doesn't
Do your duty by posting Mothershley for thread quality
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred children.
Be sure to give lots of attention to your sistercat
>>576098581But there's simply no fucking way sisters are cats c'mon
>>576099574The feline qualities of sisters are numerous and well-documented.
it's rape and kill nemlei o clock, it's just about 3:30
it's hug and snug nemlei o clock, it's just about 3:30
>>576099741I am in doubt, Father... My heart is wavering on the matter of the Holy Felinity.
Sisters can't be cats, because mine is a BITCH.
>>576100643>small>cute>moody>cuddly, but only on their terms>agents of chaos>beg you for food>shit in a box
>>576100747kek based AndrewAshley is a bitch in heat!
>>576100331>3:30PST? Gross
>>576100801Is Ashley good in bed?
>>576102807women are usually bad at sex.
>>576098581She is such a hot bitch!>>576104336Renee is a living succubus
>>576045484She accepts him and he feels like she’s the only he can be his true self, but it’s also a trauma response as well. It’s a mix of making her his everything, his trauma and the fact he feels unlovable
>>576106678snuggley
>>576083714I love that Julia soul. So what do you guys think her soul colour actually is?
>>576107893>So what do you guys think her soul colour actually is?Blank
>>576107893She has no soul.
>>576107893Tar
>>576108674One of the most evergreen posts in /calg/ history
>>576108674I wouldn't be surprised if Julia were a Grime or Tar Soul since she's suicidal
You think Andrew and Ashley ever slept on the balcony when they were children and pretended they were camping? Maybe lit a candle for a campfire and toasted some marshmallows?Request for an artist: Andrew and Ashley camping for real, Ashley clearly enjoying herself, roasting a hot dog, and Andrew looking uncomfortable, swatting mosquitos.
>>576100579if you stand with nemlei, then you too will be dealt with accordinglydelete your post and i may forget this
>>576110674
>>576110674Nemlei thread. Nemlei world.
>>576097340Baby Wren
>>576110912He's a faggot but>appeal to smug negro gif fallacy
>>576110912Le smug negro jiff
>>576110912Based smug negro girafe
>>576120897>>576120924Hivemind
>>576121076The roots of the sisternet run wide and unseen.
When is Goku showing up to train Ashley?
>>576120897>>576120924This is NOT catching on bro
>>576121520>this is not catching on>it has already caught on
>>576121223Indeed. Can't wait to infiltrate every institution and change forced gay couples in popular movie franchises to sibling couples, and drag queen hours to sister hours or something idk
>>576110912Negro gif detected, opinion dismissed.
>>576121585I've never seen that posted anywhere but here and only in the past few months
>>576121639You say this lightly, but the modern dating market is creating the ideal conditions for sister sex.
Bron induced melty underway
>>576121520The idea spawned in the minds of two separate people simultaneously. I think you best cope and seethe and take your TickTock gifs somewhere else.
>>576121783You forgot the golden rule of shitposting: everything I dislike is the work of a singular individual, and the silent majority agrees with me on most everything else.
The fact that the zoomer's primary means of communication are negro slang and negro gifs proves that they idolise negroes and see them as superior to themselves. Gen Alpha brainrot is an improvement over this crap.
Wow, that one really struck a nerve
>>576122370I think you're looking too far into it, for one, and two you're pointedly failing to look at the primary culprits of horrific cringe: millennials.
>it takes one gif to derail calggrim
>>576124180>derail>a couple of posts and then dead silencePlease stop trying to make this a thing.
>>576124180Anons get kinda sensitive around 11pm, no real idea why. Maybe a lack of a sister to sleep with
>>576123825Microhussies go in the Easy Bake Oven
>>576124947Nanohussies fall through the gaps
>>576121709Enlighten me
>>576125490The dating market as it exists is a direct result of uncertainty and the law of averages. A sibling is a known quantity. In the absence of taboo, one's brother/sister could very well be the most appealing option just by virtue of the degree of certainty you have of their qualities as a human being.
I went to the cinema to watch The Odyssey with my sister and when we were leaving she said something like>"The AI fucked up with the cyclops">"What?">"Yeah his eye was rotated"
>>576125783You seem upset that your sister was being cute.
>>576123825>>576125109Why didn't Nemlei draw a unique sprite for young Julia? She shouldn't be wearing elbow-length gloves yet because she hadn't started cutting.
>>576127024Too busy getting frisky with kit9
I think Ashley would love DOOM
I think Ashley would love a hug
sis snuggles
sis fuggles
>>576132283Why does he get naked when he's hungry?
>>576124220it's still a derailment snowflake, some of us actually stay on topic and ignore low quality posts now stop talking to me
>>576122370Just call it Mutts law like everyone else.
>>576125724>The dating marketOff topic but am I the only one who hates this term? It seems vaguely dehumanizing, like saying males or females instead of men or women.The point of dating is also supposed to be to find a spouse, which at least in our modern culture is meant to be something very personal that can't be reduced to a transaction. Even worse, it implicitly accepts that people (hussies) are dating around for its own sake and the problem with dating is that the culture doesn't facilitate this well enough.
>>576139630>like saying males or females instead of men or womenThere is nothing wrong with saying males or females. Everyone who isn't an American Twitter user does this.
>>576139807Nobody said it ten years ago and nobody but niggers and PUAfags said it five years ago. At best it comes off like you're trying too hard to sound smart. More often, like I said, vaguely dehumanizing. It's using terms from biology and medicine to describe people as if they were animals or anatomical subjects.
>>576140568I recently watched some behind the scenes footage from the development of the original Grand Theft Auto, where a female programmer said something to the effect of "I'm one of the only females here". I constantly see women calling themselves females in the present day, too.
>>576140772https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKXzK25OX0I&t=168
Release date estimates? I'm hoping maybe October at this point.
