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Own browns
on next reset it is the last free rolls, right?can't wait to finally be able to start working on aces
>>575921632HISHIAMA SEXOOOO
Any uma with childbearing qualities that isn't in the market for carpet and instead wants to marry a man?
Autis/uma/ will have ONE slot next month from a retiring dacchiIf you want to join a comfy a+ club. Then either wait for the 1st and apply in-game with /uma/ in your bio.Or if you wanna guarantee your spot. Just reply to this post with your id, and I'll add you on the first after our dacchi takes his leave
>>575921713
>>575921686Yeah, it's not like i'm working on aces and i ain't getting anything good
I love horse butts. Post more.
>>575921771AIEEE I NEED her to spook me when I roll on Cb or Kris SexBeing sexo-less is suffering
>>575921632Yes
Calstone 1000 on thread #3111Lets get to it
>>575921957spechud kinda cute
>>575921315I imagine the two will know each other very well, considering Yanko spends more time overseas than in Japan and with Dorjia being in the Expedition Support Committee
You should love brown umas. They love you too
Any issue on keeping MM W.Mayano at B late?Could not find good affinity for her unless going from 390 to 310 affinity parents
>8* dirt in parents>turf spark>every runstop it
>8LGRIM
Junior year:>buy 2 songs before debut (make that 3 with the one LH gives you)>buy speed gain +1 and wit gain +1>get to orange friendship with at least 1 uma before debut, at least 4 of your cards before junior year is over>get LH to date you before year is overClassic year:>buy SP bonus +1 on first turn>buy SP bonus +2 before first summer>golden inspo>maybe get spd +2 and wit+2 or the power ones before classic year ends>8 songs bought during the entire classic year>every summer turn is at least 2 rainbows>finish dating LH before classic endsAnd then the run goes to shit on Senior year with no rainbows.Any other things to look for to know you're in a highroll run?
>>575922041proof?
>>575922305>know you're in a highroll runThat's not a highroll, that's the bare minimum for an average rollHighroll is being able to hit rainbows every turn
I don't have any aces yet
>>575922349
>>575921503You alright breadboy
>>575922305Dont you want to buy the friendship training effect bonus songs rather than prioritising flat bonuses? Also Junior year you want to buy 3 songs, not 2
Highrolled so hard the shop ran out of songs to sell
>>575922357at least you have a bf
>>575922420it's 2 before debut, but yeah, you get 4 songs for each concertflat bonuses are immediate and if you get constant rainbows it can snowball your run hard if you're highrolling
scary
>>575921957My Supreme Commander can't be this cute..
>>575922564Yeah but isnt the +1 bonus from songs not as good as the 5% TE effect? I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that they are after alot of multipliers, unlike the +1 flat bonuses from cards. Obviously both is good
thoughts on boys?
SPECHUD HATE
9 in 10 medical professionals recommend
Any club I can join in the next few days?
>>575922724The 5% TE is applied after the concert is done, you don't get it right away, so you're losing a bit of stats by not getting them ASAP, maybe a sloptuber doing numbers can give a proper gaslight
>>575922871Yeah but most of your stats stem from y3 training anyway. I feel like stacking TE for when your facility levels are higher is worth more. But I also havent done too many runs so I could be wrong.
>last day of the month>no clubs recruitingIt's so over
>>575922038Very cute. Their interactions will be fun I’m certain
>>575922732Boys BAD
Is your umaing a fun time
>>575922865There will be multiple clubs with openings, yeah. If you get a lot of fans then be please join mine :3
>>575922974TE is better in all cases except for the +2/+3 SP bonus ones
>>575922998Mambo is 27/30 tho
>>575923040Depends if you bound yourself to meta and PVP or not
>>575923061Best I can do is 50M
>>575922998Mambo is 17/30 tho
>>575923040PVP no? But normally it's fun
There is no reason for me to leave my club but, what is I do it anyway?
>>575923067Ai-chan does not have all of that.
>>575923117Thats more than enough for an A+ club!Please join TamaLove...
>>575921575cute lone wolf and orenj
where do uma chibis rank in the gacha chibi powerlevel tier list?
Taishin bullies her trainer
>>575923117You mean 50 miles, right?
>>575922998Auto saved the flatliners from getting kicked.
>>575923149If your club doesn't understand the value of praying to Shiraoki-sama for good luck, is it really a club worth staying in?
>>575923080Thats what I was thinking yeah (obv the sp bonus is highest prio)I will believe your post because it confirms my worldview instead of challenging it
>>575923231the fatter/rounder they are, the better
>>575923190
What even is autoplay?
>>575923332Do you think Ai would let me suck on her tits and whiff her scent if I asked nicely? Maybe shove me cock in there somewhere? Between her thighs or maybe even.... umanko?
>>575923363I like how Ryan still manages to job that with Mile C
>>575923363The winrate is just percentages based on your aptitude. With how auto is set up, an uma with 1 in every stat can still win as long as she has aptitude.
>>575923231mambo is up there with Essex
>>575923332I stand corrected. mares are dangerous
Picrel was my pull plan, did 400 pulls on Tachyon. I have a 2 lb Tachyon from 400, 21k carats, the club carats tomorrow will be 2700, and I have 37 rainbow shards. What is better?>Gamble on Tachyon banner with +160 pulls>Payfag the 7500 carats to guarantee an MLB Tachyon>Use the crystal, cope with 3 lb now until the next story eventThe first two options will mean I will remain with a 3lb FineMo and 1LB SMaru, but FineMo will be powercrept by Ramonu. The second will mean I will suffer 3 weeks, and an entire CM with only +1 SP on Tachyon.
>>575923435Only if you can seduce her...
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>575923524When was the last time we had a mare that wasn't dangerous?
Ai-chan's Ai-chans...
>>575923435you will become Joshua
>Wake up>Look at swimsuit seiun art>instantly horny at 8AMI did this to myself......
>>575923551I will do my best for sex with this beauty >>575923680idk what that means
>>575923494EHHHHH
>>575923678those are her Eyes
>>575923675don't know, I don't go looking around for others when I already have one
>long F
the 3rd degree burns are not worth it
>>575923751
>>575923880why are there tits on her head?
thanks to auto I can be like Dober and Digitan and write some umafics without worrying about letting my club down
DON'T STOPDON'T STOP UNTIL FINISHGWOOOOOO OOOH OH!
>tryhard your club and kick out all the fun members>lost 200+ ranks when auto comes out
>>575924049>fun membersthat's how you call not playing the game?i guess that's correct lol
>>575924049Bwo their highest earner left at the start of the month, it's no surprise they lost a trillion ranks considering a good amount of the members were just leeching
my trainee watching me go out with boys
>>575923210I need a boob pillow too. Life is hard, but boobs are soft.
>>575924049truly the biggest lolcow club of /uma/
>>575924049Genuinely what’s the strategy behind this mindset?
>>575924223I need her.
>>575923547What's your LH status? I'd cut my loss with Tachyon if you already have usable LH and have another speed SSR on top of Kitasan. That 1LB Maru can still serve you and you can just borrow MLB Tachyon if needed
bokuma propaganda
>>575924049they literally got NTR'd off a 200mil earner but yeah I'm sure kicking the 5mil shitters (1 day in auto) was the thing that did it lmao
wahey
/uma/ NTR does not exist
>>575924412>>575924287>>575924347>>575924196>>575924167mental illness
>>575923680How hot is it inside Ai
>>575924394Seiun Sky could take her top off and still be recognised as a boy!
yooosh, ikuyooo
>>575924412what club did the big-earner bail out to?
>>575924624it's always the same one bro...
>>575924494Nuclear Tonkotsu Ramen?
>>575924394>>575924517I might be gay for this boy
dacchis, any openings next month or what?
>>575924517except for the features that identify her as a member of an exclusively female species
(((they))) wont poach autis/uma/s danchou a second time, right?
>>575924841she can just say it's cosplay because there's no way a boy would be an umamusume
>>575924916bold of you to expect them not to be evil
>>575924832All new umas have been hits huh
club check status?
>>575924995Where's the usual anon that compiles all the A+ and A clubs' ranking
>>575925038me on the couch
>>575924980Yes I love all the new uma designs
>>575925038From left to rightsex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex
>>575925038a grooveling would never do thisgroove would though
>>575924995today I'll asleep and watch animegonna leave autotraining on doing everything to help out danchud
>>575924505Holding her hand while she has a fever gives 1st degree burns
>>575925253the forbidden umanko.....
>>575925209none of them are in that image shizobro
>>575925038wtf is wrong with spud's kids
>>575925038would they take turns or full gang-bang?
>>575924196and why do you think he left? Nothing to do with a faggot danchou on a power trip kicking everybody he dislikes right?
>>575925038Nice thumbnail
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10231326?q=parent%3A10231317Scary
>>575925406in my defense she and cesario have the same hair and similar ear decorationsand also I forgot cesario existed
>>575925209Duramente and Admire would autistically try their hardest to get your attention. Like getting very close to you and touching your arm
>>575925074He does it after reset
>>575925038Uhhhhhh... Akikawa? Tazuna?
>>575925038who are these ugly blue hairs
>>575924841One look at her chest and everyone will assume she's a BOY
>lost against Wonder Acute>get to see her as center during concertI'm not even mad. I'm thankful, actually.Recording for anyone interested. Might be laggy though since PC a kuso https://litter.catbox.moe/min2rn.mp4
>>575925593just rape me already Dia
>>575924916>ryanfagyou can keep him bwo
>>575925546Shina wouldn't rape. She's a kinda oneesan.There's a reason why she's the only one without a lewd look on her face.
>>575925546Wouldnt really have sex with SiL, but I feel like she wouldnt leave me a choice.Verxina is for feral umapyoi into a happy marriage full daily nighttime activities.AI would teach my cock to never get hard for another woman (I only had eyes for her anyway).Bue is not part of the 1%, sadly.Cesario is a boy and I'm not into those (sorry).Being Donna's partner honestly sounds too stressful.
>>575925730a cute
>>575925878when umas are in heat they lose all self-control
>>575925943Rulership is looking unusually put-together today
>>575925878she's the most dangerous one because she's pent up and holding back
>>575925341
>>575926072>>575926189I don't believe my Shina would do this to me
>>575925878My friend. Umas go mad during their estrous cycle, training 101
>>575926101that's Titleholder
>>575925770
>>575926220is this the meme about the mom sleeping with her boyfriendI can't read
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really relaly really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really relaly really really really really relaly really relaly really really really really really really really relaly relaly really really really really really really love Stego.
>>575926287you don't really know an umamusume until you've seen her in heat
>>575926220Translation: Mom, you can't just put uma in front of every verb!!
morning
>>575926463>>575926341All she does is send me weird messages every now and then, its fine
>>575926532that's how it starts
>>575926520
i don't like the fuck hueg bow
around maresbe aware
>>575926520Morning bro!
>>575926420"Mom, you're seriously weird! Please stop sleeping with my trainer!!"
>>575926641The bow is to represent the shadow roll that IRL Ai wore
the fusu thing
mambros ovr repvtation.....
>>575926792>>575926641strange beasts
>>575926790brian bros our gimmick.....
>>575926904Gold City's tongue in my mouth
>>575926920mare on the elft
>>575926920goblinmusume
>>575926920Digitan looks like she'd be easy to break
>every other ritual poster has fucked off >This guy is still here after six months straight of this shit Why
>>575926792this fusu in particular always looks so murderous like it could bite and tear off my throat in an instant if it wanted to
Finally. Got the second loop GP.
>>575927054Maybe you should follow suit, lest your izzat is reduced even further
>>575927078Only does that to bears.
>>575926982why does this look like the opening to a NTR doujin?
>>575926428STEGO CUTE
>>575927163izzat so?
Digitan LOVE
>>575927054Who are you even talking about
>>575926641>>575926792chat I gotta admit somethingI don't really "get" the creatures
>>575927108gwo your ignited wit and firm resolve?
>>575926982I know Marche says the kinkiest stuff imaginable trough the puppet
>>575926982Marche would never cuck her childhood friend
why is chevacchi like this?
>>575927296it's ponyshit made by and for brony uma fans
>>575927296I don't either but they're cute in a weird way
My filly's been acting pretty weird since she came back from 2-3 years Dagestan
>>575927273the cutest
>>575926341>>575926189>>575926072Estrus cycles aren't real and you shouldn't avoid your trainee during them, there's nothing to worry about.
>>575927542Still looks super snooty
Soon.
>>575927615>Estrus cycles aren't realPlease explain why the birthdays of all northern hemisphere born umamusume are in the 1st half of the year?
>>575927745I don't like herher face is too weird and pointyher mole is too bigher lips are too bimboI don't like her AT ALL
>>575921575Brian wouldn't do such a thing
>torena-san, haru desu ne~
>>575927842Because when they get older it makes them the prime age for racing.
>>575927615Nice try Big T, I know you're behind this post
>>575927925That's cool, but I like her and that's all that matters.
>>575928215Hell yeah dude
>>575928150>Umamusume only do raw sex during a specific period to ensure that their kid will be primed for racing
I just noticed that I made an Oguri x Tama horse by complete accident
>>575928392is he okay
>>575928392damn she slipped while adding tomato sauce to the pizza haha
>>575928392Sauce? I can't find the artist
>>575928070Dober wouldn't be able to seduce her trainer, she's too much of a loser
>>575928392Umas that would be into necro?
I found out recently that my trainee has been visiting my parent's house at least twice a month for almost a year despite never having a reason to introduce her to them
>>575928070Dober would easily seduce me
>>575928382unironicly yes. Because the estrus cycle happens every 4 weeks like human women
>>575928625Still confronting my ningen gf
>>575928625Twitter:@everydayum3
>>575928879Thanks
>>575928854>Estrus cycles aren't real >They happen every 4 weeks????
>>575928826No she wouldn't
i've got the funny number野獣,臭い pts
>>575928826She wouldn’t seduce you at all bro, Mejiros carefully have men selected for them
>>575928382Yes, otherwise you get midget daugthers like Taishin
>>575929108I want to mate with Taishin...
>>575929075>carefullyYou mean reverse scouted
Taishin has nipplesthink about that
>>575928989Estrus cycles are real but they're not that bad. You should spend time with your trainee when she goes through her's though because she needs the extra support. I assure you it's safe.
>>575929108I would have a Taishin wife, I’m super tall and my seed is strong, our kids would enjoy my height
>>575929316That reminds me that people think I'm weird for not liking popcorn. I will kill for regular corn though
If I don’t get a tachyon in the next 10 pull after reset I’m going to have to wait for a crystal this gayass game I did 400 pulls…
>>575929209>>575929271Taishin is ugly
Does Ms. Victoria play for group b?
>>575928070Dober would easily overpower me
>>575929075Bright reverse scouted me
>>575929393nah, I am the same
>>575929393I like regular corn too but I dread the explosive shits I get a day after eating corn
>>575929075Dober picked a trainer that gets hard at tsundere nerds like her
https://youtu.be/MLd3E6_f5Rgumas for this feel
So where's my uma selector?
>>575929758None on 1.5 anni
>>575929737french teio
>>575929778>I want to see your birthplace
fat
>>575929778Flash is so easy...
>>575929654I literally haven’t even started reading her storyline, I like them but it takes time and I get emotional, I don’t want to speed read. How does Dober and her trainer meet
>>575929532you were as retarded as her, it was fate
>>575929892What's the lore on Mirako being fat
>>575929841
>>575923117Wanna join Mambo?
>>575929778Flash love
is this your wife?
Mambo, the Mambo has two spots for two new mambros! We are chill, despite the shit posting! Just remember to do your auto runs...
>>575930594Make that three spots
>>575930145yeah...
AHHHH
they didn't let the french umas be playable because they know it will MOG the WEAK japan umas
>>575930093You get introduced to her as an assistant trainer. The chief trainer is an old lady who gets hospitalised and decides to retire and you take over
What's the minimum aptitude needed to have a chance at getting a Dirt spark?
>>575930658micromanko...
current thread quality: D+
>>575930658Umanko can't be that strong
>>575930886A
>>575930628Post in club chat that you'll leave or no balls.
>>575930773I guess that makes sense how fate allows Dober to soften up to you
>>575930902curren chan
>>575930902How do you score
>>575931087stats and skills bought
>>575930628danchou...
>>575929737https://youtu.be/0xQYia15uBoEl Condor Passer
>>575931179need Janiwife
>>575929393Popcorn gets boring and dull to eat meanwhile corn is pure bliss
>>575929737expedition 33 sucks and I played it 2 times for 2 endings
>>575931179
>>575930910Yeah indeed.Umankos are perfectly made and shaped for human cock
Please Adelboden I need this win
>>575924384>and have another speed SSR on top of KitasanI started playing around Valentine Bourbon/Flash's release, I did not even have the opportunity to pull for Kitasan, as both of her banners were before it.My LH is also on lb2.
>>575930658Sex with Tamamo feels good and occurs frequently. Your image does NOT happen.
>>575929737Expedition and its soundtrack are great but this song (and its variations) dont even make top 10 for me tbdesu
How am I supposed to build Rickey for the CM? People are saying Late?
Yae
>>575931501what is it with the japs and the "dense guy" stereotype that they love it so much?
>>575930902this is a good looking honse
I cant wait for fetival tomamo crossBut i'm like insanely afraid that this calculator is wrong and i wont have enough for Ramonu
>>575931787Cheval Grand is a very photogenic lad
>>575931768A part of their culture is women being the ones making the first move. Rigid social norms don’t allow men to be risk takers with women
>>575931918I have been using the calculator ever since it came out and it is accurate.
>>575931918it counts the tickets in the estimate
>>575931779>actually able to read all of itjp reps working
>>575931918it's been pretty reasonable so farit's minor but remember you'll have an extra 150-200 carats per day for the next month just by keeping your TP empty as well
>>575932062and you didn’t translate for us that can’t read moonrunes
did anyone post this one yet?
>>575932059>>575932038>>575932091Well that's good, ty ty i just need to buy daily carats
>>575932192she's just saying she's not wearing those shorts underneath....
>>575931943Dios Mio...
>>575931943
frontgawds do i actually have to roll valentine ines fujin, i think she's alright but i would probably kill myself if i let valentine ryan into my account
Breasts don't work like that. If they're big they sag unless they're silicone.
I NEEEEEED TO SUUUUUUUCK EISHIIIINNN FLAAAAASHUUUU'S TIIIIIIITSSSSSSS
>>575932427The foid has spoken
>>575931918I usually put the numbers lower than what I havefor example, I rover around team trial 5-6 and I just put I'm in team trial 4, club rank B and so on
>>575931943Doto is a very appealing uma
saggers are sexier anyway
>>575932330why does calstonne dress like a grandpa
Girlfeets stink
>>575932661That's actually pretty good idea bwo
big breasts are disgusting desu wa
I want Marvelous Sunday to slap me in the face with her Marvelous Sundays and knock me the fuck out.
>>575932820You wouldn't even sniff Dober's feet?
>>575932839ほわあああああ
Good job Maya, we finally finished all the anni missions! Now I can go back to training the good umas
>>575931779bratty teio rape
The raped
You can't make Bright cum
>>575933065guts is speed
Tama...
>>575932946I never said it was a bad thingI meant it in a clinical wayGirlfeets stinkGirlfeets objectively stinkThey are cute and smelly
>>575933275if umas are anything like humans then the anus stretches more
>>575933275Stinky, tight umanko...
>>575924995>>575925074I did it yesterday bwos
>>575933275>>575930658Tama's tiny umanko is useless!
>>575933275just finger her more to loosen her up. It's that easy
>>575933792>501 aaaieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>575933792>Haythere will surpass Autis/uma/ next monthwhat a world we live in
>>575929050
Is teio really that good? Why is everyone on hakuraku using mr cbt for oguri instead then?
>>575933867We're back up in A+ right now... barely....
>>575933792Haythere finishing higher than umaoooo is something else
>>575933792Umadash is getting way too close to S.... ((((someone))) will have to fix that... it will be just a coincidence of course....
>>575933792wtf there is so many of us.
>>575933792bricked WON
>>575932839cute and smelly!
>>575933275Is this realistically an issue? I love petite women
>final day of free pullsnyooo... I want to pull more...
Why does Tickezo have to mention her legs are itchy? It gets me hard every time
>>575934274There is... a way...
>>575934085>closeTop 100 is very competitive. They are over 500 million fans away right now
>>575933792Wtf umadash was the real dark horse this whole time? Uma&co always kept talking about how close they are to S but they're not even the 2nd best club.
>my heart wants machan>my dick wants zephyr>can't have both
>>575934269no, just need a lot of foreplay and sometime lube
>>575934476Unless...
I have noticed you guys always talk about mahjong but never about shogi.
wice
umamusume: pretty derby!
I can't get horny, I'm at work ffs
>>575934628>2028HORF
>>575934669https://files.catbox.moe/syko5p.jpg
my tt mile slut is ready 8 gold btw
She is just so precious
>Bobo got FLbased>only Racing Spirit Speedcringe
Anyone got any suggestions on what to do for the next 3min until reset? Dont say jerk off
>>575935072You could fix your clock in that time.
>Danchou kicked out the last free hoarder this morningI respect that level of contempt
>>575935072this is your brain on gooning
>>575935072learn about actual reset times
>>575935102Sex with dirt
>>575935110Unfortunately the mental faculties that cause me to make these typos arent fixable.
>>575935072Me? I'm not jerking off. I'm playing my favorite game, Motto! Haramase! Honoo no Oppai Isekai Oppai Maid Gakuen!
All we need to reach A+ in the next 18 hours is to kill every single other upper A/lower A+ club so they stop pushing up the rankings, then have all 30 members earn 6 million fans each
>>575935285autis/uma/bwo...
>>575935072host a room
>>575935217>most boring no one cares racetrack>most genshittified design
>>575935285Doesn't the count stop at CM reset time before going into Tallying mode until daily reset.
>>575934717
>>575935347You're on some insane shit if you think I give a single fuck about this cm. I havent even made my debuffers yet because I cant be assed
>>575935240>Motto! Haramase! Honoo no Oppai Isekai Oppai Maid Gakuen!are you that fag who is always posting oppai on /vn/ thread
Can we have drama today? I'll be busy tomorrow
>>575935138but when my dancho does it he gets crucified...
>>575935447it doesn't need to be a CM room it can be a fun room
>>575935484UhhMambo
Would say almost but both of my recoveries didn't even try finishing their chains. I don't think they even started their chain
>>575935598Ok thats a fair point. But I already started a ror2 run and now I want to unlock one of the skins I am missing
>>575935353Stop being gay
>>575935483To be considered a vn i'd have to read any of its text (i dont)
>>575935368I think tallying starts at about 9 or 10 AM UTC, around the same time that finals registration closes
>>575935579Mambro...
Is today's the last free tenner? am i finally free to shart reddit tachyon
>>575935368Club tally starts the same time the TT tally starts>>575935841ye
brown?
>>575935638always focus on songs that increase support lv yes even one that increase guts, I realize that after like 10+ manual races of trying different tactics and listening to jewtube ecelebs. I can reach to 20 songs but its still rng dependant
why did I get the girls legend U song again after failing to get great success x5? (which I did totally on purpose btw)what's the difference?
>>575935102@uma grok is this real!?
>>575935932why is she carrying condoms around with her
0lb tacky and 2lb umallo after 200. I'm going to give up on tacky and exchange for umallo. Evaluate my decision.
>>575935930I think I had a decent support lv that run, around 3 early. Still very RNG sadly
>>575935932one song has a little cuck stage, the other one has a castle
I think i got lucky with statsshould be good enough for a finals yeah?
>>575936021200 more pulls
>>575935932you dont get the special dialogue and i think you get only the white of the scenario skill which sucks ass anyway
>>575936116>nimble>no angling>no groundworkNgmi
>forgot to buy 18 songs again before final song was given awardThis is fucking stupid, why not just give us the song on the same turn as the concert
>>575936116>take the chance
>>575936021seems fineTachyon is no better than sweepy until MLB and is interchangeable with welfare SSRs until 3lb anyway
>>575936109oh thanks
>>575936182 if i over cap light hello I'd die of brick
>>575934472And that's with the help of Umama who is ahead of them by like half a billion fans
>>575936304Yeah i'm taking it, the chance
>>575936340You only need one more copy of Tachyon to be able to Double Pity + Crystal to MLB
>>575933792Yep, looking comfy.
>>575936093nigger you're supposed to have lv 6 by the end of your career, what are you doing? No wonder they didn't trigger
>>575936021I agree because Tachyon fucked me over too plus I already got couple of speed SSRs. Only pulled 200 for light hello
i love being a stupid pig that cygames exploits for money
>>575935138Dayum, which club?
>>575936469what if I go to second pity without any more copies of tachy
>>575936536I had 5 at the end of my career. I still think it's still very RNG since I had some run with a high support classic year and I didn't even get OYL
Does anybody else hope their Danchou gets poached? I wanna take over my club and the Danchou getting poached is the best way to do it
>>575936674Bad luck~80% chance you get at least one
>>575936696That would mean your danchou is the top earner which is impossible
>>575936674don't risk itt. 5 hello and 0 tach in 400 pulls
>>575936696Mambwo...
>>575921575Alright /uma/CHADS I have 40$ on steam and I want to buy a game. What should I buy? No I am not going to spend any money on uma until 2nd Anni.
>spend days on making parents>make an ace on first try
>>575936696If your dancho just leaves the new dancho is random. He'd have to personally appoint you before leaving
>>575936829GOTY 2024Reverse Collapse: Codename Bakery
>>575936829what kind of game do you like?
>>575936829factorio
>>575936829Suparobo
>>575936904I'm already an Officer so it's likely he will make me Danchou before he leaves
>>575936904isn't it still the first one who opens the club after he quits
>>575936829Aristocunts
>>575936829OPPAI Ero App Academy Bigger, Better, Electric Boobaloo!
>>575936304Is it a bad skill?
>>575936956RPG's, City Builders, Simulators, Rouglikes, Metroidvanias and Paradox games. But I already have all the relevant Paradox games I'd need. I also have Full Stride and WP10 2026 already.
>>575936829there is not a single video game worth the money. Dust off your old console or emulate.
>>575936829Are you going to name like a genre you prefer or are we just supposed to shoot in the dark here?Expedition 33 is currently on sale for that price idk
>>575937087It's generic late race accel: medium edition. It's unlikely to proc when you need it and Xoguri especially doesn't need it
>>575937126Dwarf Fortress is freethat's all you need
>>575936829What kind of genres do you like?Do you want a long game or a shorter one?Are you a pedo?Do you want lots of post game content or do you wanna quit after the main story is finished?
>>575936829Umamusume: party dash
>>575936696I fucking hope not. I'm an officer already but if he quit I will also quit, I don't want another responsability.
>>575937213>>575937287Sorry I forgot to name the genres or games I like.>>575937126
>>575936829Get anything with denuvo in it
>>575937359okay but are you a pedo
>>575936956This looks like it comes from Sweepy porn
>>575937335breeding Dantsu
>>575937225Ah ok. There wasnt really anything else to buy anyway
>>575936994>>575937357The duality of officers
>>575936929
>>575937126Hello Kitty Island Adventure
>>575937359Then I will simply once again mention E33 since it is a very good rpg
>>575937431no it's not!
>>575936696There's nothing great about being a glorified internet janitor
>>575921632Fat fuck
>>575937569>>575936929>Jefuty propagandaBased
>>575937569
>>575937126nier
don't be lateI don't wanna see you with your vodka stickers again
>>575936829Wh 40k Rogue trader
What's with the Dantsu Flame propaganda. Bitch ain't coming out for years
>>575937126holy reddit tastes
>>575936021I got MLB Tachyon and 2LB LH just at 400 rolls.
>>575936829buy tyranny on piratebay it's a great game but has no replayability
>>575937359Little Bitch Nobeta
Doto, activate speedhack
>>575938128Congrats
>>575937126Buy Deltarune and Undertale
>>575938105
>>575937895if I get reset cucked again i'm requesting sashes tomorrow
Is today the last free tenpull?
>>575938279my family
>>575938279My wife and our beautiful child
Is Taabo good for you?
>>575937756
dunno if this is any good.also got Teio'd
>>575938003Sniffing Chrono's used, sweaty panties after a long race
wtf is this, the game is giving me fake SSRs
incredible
genuinely what the fuck is going on 2 non rated ssrs?
>>575921713>>575938569
>>575938606Marked
>>575938443>>575938467i made these posts
>>575938105I did that on purpose just to fuck with my trainee.
>>575938574It's kitasan but guts
>free gibs ended and got jackshit
>Got SSR Bamboo Memory and Ryan
>>575938741already have her am afraid...
I have 1lb Teio nowI dont want this card
Is there anything genuinely worse than pulling for support cards? Most of them need to be MLB to do jack shit
My beautiful traineewife Dia
le sigh...
>>575936829Mojika
>>575939003If you haven’t used at least 1 crystal by now you are hoarding for nothing
Well that's kinda serviceable I guess
>>575939003dont, lb3 is usuable, are you certain you are tryharding metapigging
>>575938945that is in your headyou need to let go of your desires for most power and plat titles
>>575938279My wife's kid is pretty cute
40 pulls on this banner:>one Twin Turbo>one Tokai Teiovs 186 pulls on the previous banner:>one Light Hello>zero Tachyons
I got her!
teio a slut
>>575939120
>>575939260High volume banners are always rigged.
>>575939260you have been claimed by teio
>>575939260You're welcome Torena
that's MY daring wife tact not yours
>>575938995What if she turns out to be a weird mother...
>>575925209Any Bubble Gum Fellow fellows ITT?
>>575938995your wife's a whorse
what is even the usecase of this tard support card. I got this lb1 somehow
>>575939003Speaking as a LB3 user myself, yesterday I managed to crack 1400 threshold with X!Oguri with no SPD sparks and the only other SPD cards being her and MLB Kitasan.
>>575938589This card is good thoughfor guaranteed uma stan on parent runs
bro
Is lb0 Fuku good for auto?
>>575939527gamba card
>>575939381>>575939383I ALREADY claimed her when I first downloaded the game and used my damn voucher on her assafter which she's done nothing but lose over half her g1 races
>>575939527Next scenario
>>575939587explode
What LB does wit Teio need to be goodor should I just wait for Ramonu?
>>575939640Address the elephant
>>575939640HOLY MARKED
I literally cannot stop thinking about this harlot. She has infected my mind and has me questioning my love for my umawife.
>>575939686dont worryteio card is super good in 2028get your teio luck then
I should have trade for Light Hello
>>575939784
>>575939696sorry gro you need to be in the secret teio hateclub to get the increased rate cause I got it too
how come Teio gets so many support cards?
>>575939854this is why you wait for free pulls
>>575939876>>575939784Wow she looks like a homewrecker
>>575939640LUCK GOD
ngl these free pulls were absolute nothingburgers.
>>575939784she bounces like this
>>575939640no, worse than uncapped r card even
>>575939487I'm literally the only one that can speak english
>>575939927She had to be nerfed
>>575939938She honestly ruining my year long Umamarriage so yes homewrecker is an appropriate title for her.
>>575939927face of the franchise
>>575939927Face of the franchise
well
>>575939928I though there will be not enough time to make an ace and she's done two days ago.Oh well.
Why did we get the free pulls split instead of all of them on tachyon?
>>575940101/uma/ will say that everyone hated s3 but then they market their shit like this
>>575939487This umamusume is female exclusive
>>575938945the way this game does support cards is genuinely criminal and probably one of the greediest most jewish mechanics any gacha game has come up withCards going from useless to broken if you max dupe them is fucking crazy. You would think the game would make it easy to get dupes if it is like this but instead the currency packs are extremely expensive, the rates are shit, the only pity is at 200 for the spark, and there's no pity carryover, as soon as the banner ends any pull you used basically gets deleted and you get the most worthless currency ever added in a gacha game that gives you 1 (single) pull for 200 wasted pulls that weren't used in a spark.The only reason people have managed to survive through it is due to extreme foresight from JP server and the fact that Cygames gives away free stuff consistently so you can plan your pulls years ahead.
>>575940202congrats, you can use another better speed card than kita now too
>>575939784Pandora was always a "teenage pregnancy speedrun" uma
Tarumae is kinda cute
>>575940206cause FUCK YOU that is why
>>575940206Jew.Next scenario gonna have the worst jewish trickery ever. The will release scen
>>575940101Gonna say a probably shit opinion but this concert is weird considering its just the voice actors on stage, how many people in Los Angeles even know who they are?The promo art literally shows the umas, they really should use some vtuber-esque tech to have the umas on stage
>>575939723MLB. Borrow Teio and wait for Ramonu
>>575938945Imagine if your umas stats were halved unless you pulled her 5 times lol
>>575940202
>>575940202ramonu died for this
>>575939784She’s fucking ugly
>>575940346fuck off back to /vt/
>>575940202mlb in 40 rolls??? Unheard of, did you forget that you roll another 160?
Now that free pulls are over, which Support Card gives the most FP currently?
>>575939938Does THIS look like a homewrecker to you?
>>575939439I'll play googoo babies with her myself>>575939525only for me
>>575938945Support cards should all be setup like maruzensky or most friend cards where they are mostly usable at lb1 The fact that so many lock critical statements points at lb3/4 is fucked
>>575940234Kitasan is still a popular character despite being Butchered. Helps the real life version is a damn stud
>>575940516Gayest post I've ever seen in my entire life.
lol
>>575940257>Cards going from useless to broken if you max dupe them is fucking crazy.not a single card is actually like thiswhat actually happens is they go from slightly worse than other cards to slightly better than other cardsof course if you're minmaxing it makes it seem like they go from unusable dogshit to OP must use but objectively this is completely false
>>575940234more people know kitasan from her speed SSR than from her anime
>>575940616>picthe difference is that uma musume is good
>>575940346This thread blindly hates vtubers (besides uma being the most vtuber-adjascent gacha in the entire industry) but the concerts would be legit cooler if teio was on stage
>>575940639>>575940563Homewrecker, stop seducing my trainer
>>575940206That's how mafia works
>>575940234Game Kitasan >>>>>>> Anime Kitasan
>>575940257Other gachas love to put in some hidden mechanic which the average player doesn't realize if it doesn't do a hefty research.At least cygames are upfront how a non MLB'd card is essentially a cope. Also you kind of forget that we who are basically training for chanmi we are NOT the majority, we are the minority. If you are in doubt look at twitter how many people are clapping how they could make SS umas now, because they couldn't in mant.
>>575940616when are the "people" who make these images going to learn the difference in size between 3d models and textures, and hours upon hours of dialogue audio
>>575940778you keep comparing fraud whores and actual professionals like goldshi
>>575940660>literally unusable at lb0 every sr is better>must use card in every deck at mlb until powercreep happens
>>575935638what's the benefit of using the tachyon card for a mile late surger?
>>575940289>barrelled throughWhy do they push the fatmae meme too
its kinda fucked that her parents had another child a short while after she was born"Satono you MUST carry our family's dreams...but also, we're gonna try to have another daughter incase things don't work out for you lol"
I shared one of my grandparent runs in my club chat and danchou asked why I was running +0 fan bonus cards...
544 pulls (80 tickets) for MLB Hello and TachyonYes, I'm a cuck
>>575940657Is this whom I think it is? That size, that killer gaze…
>Wonder Acute was basically doing MANT irlgrim
>>575940778Well, there's a literal official vtuber gacha now, so id say uma is second place now.
There is no new card/character for CM18 right?
the only notable thing Fusaichi Pandora did with her life was give birth to Almond Eye. so if you're going to abandon your waifu for her get to work.
>>575940926congratulations on not reading what i wrote whatsoever
>>575941029Rickey also raced 33 times
>>575940943The +2 SP bonus
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who conflates professional VAs to vtubers
dozo
So this was the last free 10-pull today, right?
I don't miss out much onward without Tachyon right...? I have MLB Kitasan, MLB Biko and uhhh MLB Kawakami
>>575941081if ruby comes out before it then she's must use for backliners
>people are making Rickeys without 6 greensLol just play falcon if you aren't going to do it right.
>>575940270yeah
>>575940783Lovely Doto! She's so cute!
>>575941015It is HIM
>>575941317if you can't afford MLB easily then don't botherYou will need to get Ramonu Wit MLB tho
WOW it's fucking nothing
3/3/3 sparks with mediocre whitesOr 2 speed/2 turf/2 green with perfect loopa
>>575941212vturds are that delusional in their virtual whores, it's sad
>>575941317no, not if you don't mind perma borrowing her till the next scenario,you have LH right?
>>575940996Do they parents appear again after you break the jinx?
>>575941317do you want to pace main before almond eye? or do you not have kitasan? then yes you need her MLBotherwise no
>>575941478>3* witlolback to the mines
>>575941029Nah, he tanked that
>>575941317Who will be your second speed SSR alongside Pasa?
>>575941586Went with loopa because I remembered the Tachyon event exists
>>575941404
I don't have a reason to do auto careers anymoreis this the end?
Should I do this?
>>575941789No
>>575941789no retard, stop bricking your account for no reason
>>575940778>This thread blindly hates vtubersWhich is weird considering how vtuber culture is naturally part of umamusume and consequently /uma/
>>575941789>+1 spstill pretty shit
is Ramonu SSR better than Fine? I was going to roll on the S. Maru/Fine rerun to MLB both cards (1LB Maru 2LB Fine) but I could live with my actual Maru card if I go full on Ramonu...
>>575941789nobefore using crystals you should learn what support card stats mean and how to compare cards because this is a no brainer stupid idea
>>575941712
>>575938780>kitasan gutswait, so this would break my guts build to entirely new levels?
>>575941569they show up a couple times in her career and then at the end, but I don't think their son ever gets mentioned. I mostly see Satono talk about him on the menu screenits not a topic that gets explored, but it's funny/sad to think about
>>575941890>>575941893>>575941920>>575941946ok is she usable at all at 1lb??
>>575941923it is and you use them both
>>575941789save your crystal for ramonu
>>575942073Also no
>>575942073
>>575941923Yes, Ramonu will be the best wit card in the game. By a decent margin too. You do use a second wit card (at least for one more scenario) though
>>575941923let's put our critical thinking cap on anonis the 2nd anniversary timed support card going to be better than the literal day 1 support card?>>575942073nojust take the L unless you can do 200 more pulls (assuming you can even use her after this scenario)
>>575941317if you aren't a pace main you can copeif you are just afk for the next 8 months
>>575941923>tfw I MLB'd Finemo and Maru in one spark before this cope banner
>>575941317Gogabricked I’m afraid
>>575942073noevery SR speed is better than herTachyons whole schtick is the +2 SP bonus at MLB
>>5759415052LB Light Hello, 3LB if I truly let go of Tachyon and spark my 200 pulls>>575941578>>575942185I'm more of late/end torena but will play pace if the meta demands >>575941621I have Kitasan, 2LB Maru, probably will 3LB with ticket
should I use the voucher to get her to 1LB
So when does pace meta (other than xog) really start
>>575940778>blindly hates vtubershave you considered maybe it's not blind hate and vtubers as a concept are just weird as fuck and give people strange vibes
>>575942482Absolutely if you don’t have a solid wit card
>>575942360You're set don't bother with tachyon
>>575941317I'll give you my trainer ID so that you can earn me friendship points for the next 4 months
>>575941789>Only one crystalUhh bro? You should have 3 of these right now.Regardless, you only want to use a crystal if it means you reach the following breakpoints.1. You have LB3 after you are done reaching pity.2. You have LB2 and need LB3 to unlock the final skill on the card. Plan to never hit MLB unless you get spooked.You almost never want to use a crystal at LB0 and LB1 because it's often not enough to make the card actually good. Crystals are for emergency situations where you roll 400 times and get absolutely shit on.
>>575942360You are not using Kitasan alongside Pasa if you can avoid it. Maru at 3lb would be fine, but heavily front focused in terms of skills. If you love lates and ends and have a decent stash consider skipping Tachyon and rolling on Jungle Pocket next scenario.
>>575942482Nyes
>>575942521Biwa Hayahide has already been out forever bro
I can finally play the game!!...as soon as I get my parentsBack to auto grindingI should at least update my TT team
>>575942526they're just streamers with an avatar
>>575942629Not really
>>575942040Guts build is a meme that requires mega highroll to be usable, so the 80 priority on MLB will probably help
>>575942701uh, yes really, what the fuck else are they
>>575941212>>575941503Guy who made the first post here, this is actually exactly what I mean because I AGREE WITH YOU the seiyuus behind the umas are far more talented than any vtuber "voice actor" So even despite that being 100% true, how many people who go to LA anime conventions could name who tokai teios voice actor is? Hell, how many people IN THIS THREAD WHO DONT GO OUTSIDE could name who kitasan blacks voice actor is?This is one of those things where the answer is painfully obvious but blind hatred makes no one want to say it. Gorillaz did this shit yeeeears ago before streamers began spamming l2d avatars. Think about ALL PROMOTIONAL MATERIAL GLOBAL HAS EVER GOTTEN. we don't get pakalive, we get this.
Take care of your trainee okay
Is Ramonu the only must have SSR coming up? And no do not bring up your shitty fotm SSR that only buhis can afford to roll on.
>>575942570Maru is not a good card if you are not a front. It's objectively on par or worse than some SR's. The only reason Maru is considered a good card is because it gives you access to pretty much every single front skill on one card and has an extremely powerful gold skill for fronts.
>>575942629I hate streamers and look down on people who watch them.
cygames rigs the game and it is more honorable to just take the open league pill than actually swipe for more pulls
/uma/ tell me what to do with my selector. It can't be used on any cards that come out later, right?
>>575942807You seem like your point is good so im just gonna accuse you of reddit spacing and tell you to fuck off
You need to have 60k carats by this point in timePlan accordingly
>>575942978maru if you oshi fronts and are willing to use two more crystals on hercb if you oshi endslight hello if you want to jerk off while playing gl
>>575942905ancestors if you don't want to borrowcuckbut yea
>>575942780Difference is streamers are either >cute girl looks cute or >the nigger you want to be (zoomer streamer version). Chubas need to actually be entertaining to thrive unless they are male streamers who are thirst traps for teenage girls.
>>575943019How many free pulls on Ramonu?
>>575943019You can get 60k by the time this banner comes even if you're at 0 right now. There's pretty much nothing worth pulling for in between anyways.
>>575942924>25% training effectiveness is not goodretard
>>575942807Kiiiill yourself vturd you make falcoposters look bad
>>575942905for general purposes, yes. There is the Jungle Pocket speed SSR which comes out a bit after her but that's specifically for lates and ends and people that can afford to roll on Ramonu/Pocket/Pasa without putting themselves in a bad spot for future scenarios.>>575942924No SRs are giving up to 25 TE. I'm not saying using Maru alongside Pasa for non fronts is good (which is why I recommended Pocket), just saying it would be an option.
>the TE gaslight againnever change /uma/
me when i lie feeling good about myself in /uma/
fixed
>>575943365I'm always hovering at 20 TE for Maru during GL, I don't see the issue
>>575942807Not part of this dumb argument but I just wanted to say I loved the falco/goshi interview so much and hope they keep doing itShe should interview super creek next
>>575942807nah, I wouldn't pay >100$ for that. Next you will tell me that the flower stands or whatever they are called, and the VAs talking out of character would go away too
>>575942924Maru is good for all styles but front at 1LB, specifically because of her TE and power bonus
So who should I exchange for?
>>575942807I don't know her name because I can't remember Japanese names. But i recognize their voices. If i heard natie's VA say OISSUUUU~ I'd cum in my pants instantly. I know she's not an uma for real and seeing her preform in person would be cool as fuck, if anything it would feel really strange seeing some holographic representation of Nice Nature dancing around instead, like am I supposed to pretend her VA doesn't exist or something? Toobers keep themselves anonymous for reasons but seiyuus don't, it's just a different thing entirely.
>>575939927KIMI TO YUME O KAKERU YONANKAI DATTE
>>575943510impossible to know without you posting your SSRs
>>575942807I understand marketing the umas as virtual avatars would actually be good business in the west, but at the end of the day that's still disrespectful to the seiyuus
kinda hoping my oshi's seiyuu is part of the concertso i can watch her gas out in real time just like her first two performances of her character song
>>575943687they already do that with the pakatube let's plays what's wrong with taking it a step fruther
>>575943678Evil uma
>>575942807To this day it is kind of weird how irrationally angry /uma/ gets over this topic, surprised people dont lean into it more for free (You)s. This would be like if /bag/ got mad at cunnyposters
>>575943443I felt nostalgic looking at this
>>575943129desu i figured pasa power would be the obvious choice but looking at what she gets from 3-4LB its literally just 5 TE and tiny scraps of race/fan bonus. This game is super weird about how cards level. Same for CB wit, taking her from lb2-4 gives you hardly anything, if gametorah is correct then the difference is even less than pasa for two whole card levels. this is a hard choice... maru might actually be the play...
Bless the auto mode. I have never got an event done this early before.
Hondo voiced Uma when?
>>575943784Isn't the list out already?
>>575943904contrarianism like usual
>>575943597
Blue-eyed Samurai
>6 songs with 7th on prep at first concertThis gonna be the run.
>>575940778>(besides uma being the most vtuber-adjascent gacha in the entire industry)So you learned idol culture through the shitty copy of it into the hololive culture and think they own it? Umamusume as a concept is older than Hololive and used to be way more idol-like even.
>>575942978i would save it for the CB/creek rerun
>>575944206Your best use case is 1lb Maru for when you're training fronts. If you dont care for that style then save it.
>>575944278Tom Cruise?
>>575944091only for LA. kinda hoping she and some other umas get called in for the other showsbut, now that i think about it, it is highly unlikley, given how they probably want to stick with the umas who have been in an anime alreadyand my uma's manga will never be as popular as cingray, so chances of her appearing in future world tours (if there will be any) is pretty low
just checking but 150 pulls is worth more than a rainbow crystal right?i'm 150 away from a spark and can just got LB3 Tachylight hello is already MLB
>>575943808Let's plays in Pakatube only use a jpg avatar, not a real 3D model, and honestly I think that's good enough. Umamusume use the Im@s business model which puts a lot of importance on the seiyuus and personally I'd like to keep that way. Also remember that Umamusume mainly sign up beginner seiyuus so having their name "erased" to just play a character isn't fair for them.I don't mind the casual sketches using the 3D avatars though.
>>575940095Tell us anon. Who did she cuck?fucking catbox don't let me post sound now I will do it later
>>575944397If Light Hello is MLb I'd personally use the crystal, but it's a judgement call. You could also simply get lucky and get another Tachyon copy in the next 30 pulls.
>>575944397100% yes, use your crystalbased on the logic that you get on average 2.5 rate ups per 200 pulls, a crystal is worth 80 pulls or 12kor, based on the logic that it takes on average 104 pulls to get one copy of a rate up, a crystal is worth that many pullsanyone who says a crystal is worth 200 pulls can't into math
>>575944514I can't give out that information.
Uma for a ryonachad like me?
>>575944514rhein kraft is so cute I can't believe she dies :(
>>575944691KawapriYou mean as an M dude right?
>>575944573hell, even if you believe a crystal is worth 200 pulls somehow, why wouldn't you just pull? you're guaranteed the spark copy anyway, and you can save the crystal for a card that will never rerun...
>>575943904>irrationalit's not irrational, vtubers are weird as fuck. Maybe I'm just not the target demo but I simply do not understand why you would become attached to one of them. Is it literally just because it's... a girl? Talking to you about a game, or something? They don't seem particularly talented or funny or anything, what makes them stand out? I don't like watching other people stream games anyway, why would I do that when I could just play the game myself? I know there are plenty of things out there that are just not for me but this is one of the first big nerd-realm fixations that has simply bounced off me like this.
>>575944352Thanks for the tip
>wathing Teio anime>he broke her leg 3 timesWtf bwos... this is so sad
>>575944875>Wtf bwos... this is so eroticftfy
>since this thing is 10% similar to the thing you like then you should like it!I don't get vtuberfags man
>>575944860No problem dude. Have fun
>>575944835>I don't like watching other people stream games anyway, why would I do that when I could just play the game myself?as someone who used to think this, it can be entertaining to watch someone play a story based game you've already played to death, or a shitty game you'd never play yourselfi would never watch anyone play e.g. umamusume or another ongoing/multiplayer though, seems pointless when i could just play the game myself
>>575944875Umamusume makes me cry like a bitch man
I have maruzen and kitaI have LH mlbTachyon is 2lbShould i keep rolling despite getting any more LHs would be tragic? Idk leaving tachyon at 2lb seems really disappointing
>>575944665Why does Bobo dress so slutty and why do I like it so much
Anything but talking about the game huh?
>>575945178There's a game?
>>575945102If you main/love pace you need Tachyon. If you dont, then just take the L and run Maru and Kita
>>575944647Your previous trainee better not find out
finally got an end closer spark for top cunthow much lotion should i prepare before i play her career?
i have SSR anni selector and these optionsLB2 FinemoLB0 NNLB1 Creek-- CBLB3 Maru speeddo i just use it on FInemo? my Wit card situation is miserable and i don't even have wit bourbon because i wasn't playing during the time
>>575945092umamusume hits me right in the feelsi used to be a high level athlete and then a coach so i know what it's like
>>575944901>>575944647I'm abandoning my trainee...
>>575945178>xoguri with debuffs: the CM>the thread is literally talking about the game (support card discussion)Illiterate AND retarded? In one post?
>>575944573Crystals are best used at LB2 or LB3. At those points it's completely possible that if you have to go to pity again, then you might pull 2+ copies and get fucked on the pity. At LB0 and LB1, you are better off pulling because you are unlikely to get fucked on pity. Getting 3+ copies on a banner in 200 pulls is extremely lucky (excluding the pity card).Basically the best use for crystals is to avoid having to pull another 200 cards. If it doesn't do that, it's not worth using the crystal.
>>575945284How dry are your hands?
>>575944835I used to watch a lot of Hololive JP. Things like ARC, RUST (Pekora MVP) and GTA big collab gameplay was pure kino, because they somehow play a character. But that's only a HololiveJP thing and I don't know if they still keep this to this dayUmamusume
>>575945315Yes, use it on FineMo
>>575945219Yes now press the pretty colors, for shop points
crystals are not worth using until 2027
>>575945256it's fine we'll just have a loveless marriage for 2 years since that's how far out Fusapan is on gobal still
>>575945386not too dry, but it's at a default setting where rubbing one out feels too friction-y than pleasurable
>>575945347I'm specifically referring to the two retards arguing, or do you need to be spoonfed context clues retardgod?
>NOOO DONT USE YOUR CRYSTALS ON TACHYON SAVE IT FOR RAMONU>NOOO DONT USE YOUR CRYSTALS ON RAMONU SAVE IT FOR PASA>NOOO DONT USE YOUR CRYSTALS ON PASA SAVE IT FOR SHAKUR
>>575945315consider >>575944351i would only invest more resources into fine at this point if i were a pace main, whereas CB is the best wit card for this scenario even if you're not an end main (and it will allow you to build good ends for a long time) and creek will be used for years still
>>575945494Flash torena...
>>575945316I feel you. As someone who had to drop out of competition in my favorite physical hobby because of an injury it's a really bittersweet thing. You kinda know at some point that everyone will hit the end of their run so it's inevitable, but then it happens to you when you least expect it and you just have to keep living your life. They do a good job portraying the vibes I think...
>>575945667problem is, i don't have even a single CB and i don't think i'll be pulling on any banner because i need to save for Ramonu
>>575945494don't worry, anon, at least you won't have to cater to that whore shichi's moods anymore
uh oh melty
>>575945628Oh, quite convenient to be specifically referring to one thing after being called out on it. Keep up the great metaposts!
>>575945810how many carats do you have now? even if you're flat broke, if you don't spend them until ramonu you'll have like 100k
Currently posting while I sun my balls outside on my deck. Umas for me?
>>575945316O wish they did more with Kitasan, the whole peak of an athlete but umas really don’t fucking age
>>575945930Ryan
Ssrs that have a chance of not even giving a gold are not worth it you're going to get power crept before new years
>>575945930Almond Eye
>>575945957Yeah that part of s3 was weird. An injury makes sense at least.
>>575945664You don't save your crystals for banners. You save your crystals to avoid getting stuck at 2LB or 3LB. If you go deep on a banner and end up at 3LB, that is the moment you spend a crystal.
>he changed oshi because of a pair of tits
>>575945869It's nice being illiterate yourself when it's convenient for you huh?
When is the creek/CB banner?
Does auto work for obtaining new trophies?
>>575945494Ignoring Dia is bad!
>no racing spirit staminawhy me
I used a crystal on tachyon to max her.Im pretty feng shui about my hording. I use stuff and spend carats. But only when I really want to and it has value.Im all out of carats but I have lots of umas and plenty of good cards. I've got lucky a fair bit too. Next things I need to max are my super creek and my nishino flower I think.
>>575946137Why the fuck would you parent grind on kingu retardShe has an awful inheritance score with 90% of the cast
>>575945810You can double spark on CB and still have triple spark for ramonu
>>575946110me on the left
aston machan des
>>575946137>racing spirit stamina on the deathball debuff track
>>575946251Just like all the other sprinters?
>>575946251I was fan grinding actually
>>575946317If you keep pretending to be Kitasan I will pin you down and rape you
You would never let down your guard around a mare, right?
>>575946319FUCK OFF
>>575943423ruined
>>575946529https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOIEGz7o_s
>>575946671SICKO
IS THIS REAL?
>>575946775nobody has ever seen it
>>575946495PLEASE D- *ACK* I meeeaaan oh nooo not your PENIS inside of me anything but that
>>575946775I've gotten 50 before
>>575946775Yes, Tazuna is THAT cute!
>both are dirt pinkDamned if I reroll, damned if I don't. Which one bros?
Are they deadass going to run pearl's banner twice for global now they had the foresight of it not being a bug? Now would be a good opportunity to release a character banner earlier than give pearl a month of pull chances. If not make something original for the Global version (fat chance).
>>575946117damn oguri has huge tits
>>575946991Second one better for looping
>>575946835>*ACK*
I want to pull for teio wit ssr
Crapano Shitty has the worst career and is the worst uma>if you don't run race fan bonus, she can never get enough fans to do the dirt mile g1>you have to waste a turn running a shitty op race>even then, bitch jobs so hard that no amount of races and stats will let her pass junior year so most runs are just bricks
>>575946679Oops, sorry torena-kun, you fell for it, good luck with your new family
>>575947074give it
Do you think Oguri would have sex with me
>>575947151how mad are you that you wasted up to 200 pulls on her because you heard that she was meta?
>>575945256I don't even care anymore. Would in crazy.
>>575947151holy retard award I'm gonna curbstomp you die bitch shitter>>575947232yes she (me) would
bread?
>>575947151That's not even mentioning that she has the most mood downs because of her shitty fengshui bullshit.
>>575947190I don't understand what is happening in this image
>>575947232she doesn’t know what that is
>>575947347hmm where did I see a similar episode before...
>Get a 23 song run with almost 900 stam+gold recovery and 1400 speed and not get Med S in the end Sigh. Guess I'll just go for B Finals
>>575947448stupid fucking man you are
>>575945092i kinda drop a little tear on Rice part bwo
>>575947495This is why you should only pull for parents and for umas you like
>>575947495You fags were literally crying about SMaru every CM until her card cane out though
>Fully charged is useless without at least 1300 power
>>575947190nobody carries a water bottle like that.
>>575947495people who pulled for smaru at least got a top tier fan/parent grinder uma especially with early auto
>>575947805I was crying because she isnt real so I can never have sex with her
>>575947495>won me 3 CMs>easiest career in the entire game>SEXWhy do people still act like maruzen was a brick?
>>575947151don't shay that...
>>575947805I wasn't crying, I was cumming. I make similar sounds gomen
GIVE ME MY YOUS BITCHASSES
b-b-b-bwead
Feng shui is a scam
>>575945664This really is like asking for advuce when upgrading your PC.>no, wait for new tech>no, wait for the SUPER cards>no, wait for the next gen in a yearMeanwhile youre just stuck with a shitty rig
Banchou LUST
>>575948048No bweadDead
So as a joke, I went to my dancho's house wearing kitasan's wig and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made mde feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yeppers."He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted "Oh God, Kitasan!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Kitasan."
next poster to ask for a new thread has to make it themselves
fine i shall bakeyou must wait 90 seconds
>>575947904Because she was strong but not an auto win button like XOguriWhen we get more strong umas like White Kitasan, Neo Universe and so on people will say the same thingBecause there's no other uma that is by far the strongest for several CMs in a row while being easy to train ever
>>575948145YES
>>575948094That advice doesnt even work anymore since tech just goes UP in price now with no end in sight. Yay AI right wing techbro dystopias full of monitoring cameras!
>>575941094she also won a g1 by technicality
>>575948438>>575948438>>575948438
>>575948472>>575948472>>575948472
>>575948210How old is this pasta, gotta be like 15 years at least
>>575948460>>575948486retards
>>575948046Here's your attention, babe. Anything else I can get you?
>>575942069maybe they just wanted another kid
>>575948460>>575948486>tachyon_clapping_really_fast.webmbravo
>>575948531Don't worry about it
>>575948460AIIIEEEEE I SAID I WAS BAKING
>>575941414the god of destruction...
