Previous Thread: >>575916365>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>7/29 After Maint – 8/5 10:59Makoto (Swimsuit – Limited)Satsuki (Swimsuit – Limited)Chiaki (Swimsuit – Welfare)>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/680>Events:Set Sail! Pandemonium Society's Ship: Chairman Makoto's Splendid Summer Vacation – 7/29 After Maint – 8/12 10:59100-Free Recruitment Campaign – 7/29 After Maint – 8/5 10:59>Content:Total Assault: Hieronymus (Urban) – 8/5 11:00 – 8/12 3:59Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Light Armor) – 7/30 11:00 – 8/26 3:593x Bounty/Scrimmage – 7/29 4:00 – 8/5 3:592x Account EXP – 8/1 4:00 – 8/3 3:593x Normal – 8/5 4:00 – 8/9 3:593x Commissions – 8/5 4:00 – 8/12 3:592x Account EXP – 8/8 4:00 – 8/10 3:593x Hard – 8/9 4:00 – 8/12 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>7/21 After Maint – 8/4 1:59RenaKonokaHare (Camp)Kotama (Camp)Maki (Camp)Misaki>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3501827>Events:Kivotos' Unsolved Mystery: In Search of Tsuchinoko, the Unknown Creature – 7/21 After Maint – 8/4 1:59Arona's Dice Game Event! – 6/23 After Maint – 8/18 1:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Total Assault: Goz (Field) – 7/28 2:00 – 8/3 18:59Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) – 8/4 2:00 – 8/10 18:59Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Elastic Armor) – 7/22 2:00 – 8/17 18:592x Normal – 7/27 19:00 – 8/3 18:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 8/3 19:00 – 8/10 18:592x Bounty/Commissions/Hard – 8/10 19:00 – 8/17 18:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 8/17 19:00 – 8/24 18:592x Account EXP – 8/21 19:00 – 8/23 18:592x Normal – 8/24 19:00 – 8/31 18:592x Account EXP – 8/28 19:00 – 8/30 18:59
soon
Would you?
Planass
Why is Kei not in the picture?
grim
postin in rare himari thread
Just woke up, did the kneel and revert the system yet?
>>575928378What's the worst that could happen
My Insidious In-LawNexon will BURN
>>575928293AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHMY ZOOS BREAD HAVE BEEN HACKED
>>575928373Proof?
https://www.reddit.com/r/BlueArchive/comments/1vbofs2/leaked_concept_art_and_scrapped_design/WTF THESE ARE OUR LEAKS
>>575928462I heard it's getting reversed when the Lore arc ends. Like it's part of the story.
>>575928413Niko, dHaruka, sNagoos, drop a cheeky 100 on summer chinks
>>575928413Only want s.NagooseThe rest are skipcore
My canon wife Fuuka...
Zoos should retire
What flopped?
>>575928523it will happen soon, just like nuclear fusion and colonizing mars
>>575928637>marsI was always more of a snickers guy
>>575928512I'm gonna bake a banana bread
>>575928631Hiyori's steaks
on my dick
>>575928631THIS!!!*unzips
Society flopped
>>5759284132 months of non-stop limited double/quadruple banners. Epic.
>>575928631My penis flopped on Satsuki's boobas
>>575928536we already discussed those almost a week ago
Eimi tel thenthei to jork it
need more slampigs
>>575928736erectile disfunction sensei...
Bananitas
>>575928754
Imagine Hiyori is sitting on your face, engulfing your head completely, while she’s crying “BWEEHHHH, my butt’s too fat and big, BWEEEEEEHHHH!!!” All the while you’re in nirvana inhaling Hiyori’s 3 weeks worth of unwashed booty particles.
>>575928413>pyro planner dead>gacha system changesOk, how do I budget my rolls now?
Himari's delicate hacker anus...
>>575928293That's not zoos
>BA had a pizza hut collab in Chinawhy can't we have nice things like that in the west...
>>575928834WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BANAN?
Jumby my beloved...
>>575928904Just roll until you get to 0 and then quit
>>575928993It would be ruined by niggers
>>575928993On the plus side you avoided having to eat at a pizza hut
>>575928993Same reason our vending machines are locked up
>>575928413>66k pyro now>want Seia/jkAsuna>want foxes>want shupos>need to save for fesGrim. Are other limiteds here skipcore? I don't have ASS band and Makoto/dAru
So why did Sensei have Iori's yearbook and why would he get arrested for it?
>>575928904>Ok, how do I budget my rolls now?Buy pakeji piggyOINK OINK
>>575929096Then do a collab where urbanites dont go to, like a Barnes & Noble or Panera Bread?
>your student wife>there league of legends rank
I tire of canon wives.I wish for non-canon wives now.
>>575928754It's your own fault for being a newfriend. It's your own damn fault.
>>575929305She will bweh like all the rest. Bitchyame will fall.
>>575929305I love upskirts
>>575929153.. the ai singularity?
>>575928904>Probably my last update to the sheet. PM me on reddit if you want access permission here w/ Junko!Very grim.
>>575929285My studentwife isn't a troon so she wouldn't play league.
>>575929305Ayame... Ayame would sit on my face...
>>575928904The pyroxene planner guy has been inconsistent with updates for months.That is kind of what you expect from a bond fag who has nothing left after getting his student to 100 affection
>>575928631Iroha's chibi ass flopped on her suitcase
>>575927885kino, would buy
>>575928413where should I spend 24k gim for? Niko or Kurumi?
restating my very conroversial opinion>>575926780
>>575929305
>>575929429nigga
>>575928993I can't lie about this anymore: Shiroko (Small) looks way better with a ponytail or twintails than her default hairstyle
>>575929305Ayame will love our baby once she wakes up
>>575929552they should bring back events with stages as the challenge, last one was like 3 years ago
>>575928413>Ibuki>WelfareRetard
How do we feel about John Nexon officially making Iroha an anal coded student?
>Your Student>Her Destiny build or class
This is the worst fest ever.
Many people are saying that
>>575929695She was already my anal queen before this so no complaints
>>575929498Kurumi has already been used in several raidsNiko is very niche
plat status?
[8/4 Scheduled Maintenance Notice]Sensei, there is a scheduled maintenance on 8/4 (Tue). During this maintenance a new system for acquiring students will be implemented. Maintenance Period: 8/4 (Tue) 2:00 – 06:00 AM (UTC)Details: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3217&thread=3511516 ※ Maintenance hours are subject to change.
do you think
I think Chise sucks
>>575929845dropped 600 places in 24 hoursit's so over
>>575929872*posts minori*
>>575929872Why you always lyinggggggg
2 more hours of work into 3 weeks of paid leave
>>575929872I hope they quietly introduce 50/50 with this patchit would be so fucking funny and save me so much pyro
Patrick Soterlund did this
>>575929872>EoS update
>>575929695what makes you say that
>>575928875Guh wasting my "sun lotion" on Hiyori's feet
Korean Won is collapsing
>stocksWhy should I care about a bunch of fake imaginary money?
>>575929845It's actually fucking over, LUN or speedrun TOR is needed. I can't believe comfy 2T is DEAD.
>>575930116[incredible world first crazy news] Korea stock just dropped 44% in 40 days after gaining 44% in 45 days but let's leave that out
>>575930254How do you even need 2T when bAris exists?
>>575930297You weren't supposed to point that out.
>>575930253Oy vey you aren't supposed to say that
Why don't they simply add 3d gun cosmetics or a my unit that's customizable if they want money so much
>>575930361Because she always fucking dies halfway through p2.
>>575930297Probably because they were rigging the RAM prices and the US government “politely” told them to fuck off
>>575930361reading-comprehension Sensei........ that's his entire point..
>you're student wife>her favorite l4d2 campaign
>>575930435
>>575930510Oh those niggers are the reason the prebuilt PC I'd been eyeing suddenly jumped up 300 bucks?
>>575929632GUH
finally some peace after many days where seiafags were shitposting nonstop, curious how they investigate or 'notice' when someone is shitposting but if they're the ones shitposting suddenly no seia poster is noticing or investigating the shitposter's behavior.
>>575929306armpit girl
>>575930596Nozomi's aroma
Would you rather fuck Hoshino and Hina or Kisaki and Hina?
>>575930638Partly, it’s still mostly AI bros fault. But Samsung was just making things worse
>>575930696Seiafags are unironically indians
>>575930638They're a large part of the RAM cartel but there are other big actors including American companies
>>575930696this never happened
>>575930592Izuna and probably Dark Carnival
I can't decide
>>575930752>>575930925yes
>>575930752
>>575928413>only pull foxes skip the rest
The pakeji in Blue Archive will become CHEAPER since the Korean Yen fell off, right?
Should have been Millennium summer fes
>inb4 Hina being "envious" of Makoto and how she didn't have real friends or a real purpose like her in their 1v1 in the Gehenna volume climax
>>575931050kei in string bikini
>>575931006I'd rather have 1 dollar than 2 zimbabwean dollars
>>575931050trur millennium wouldn't flop unlike pandemonium alts
>>575931042Japanese occupied Korea does not exist anymore, buddy
>>575931057Hina has Hoshino as a friend now
Get a job, sensei
>>575931057 (Me)*unlike her
>>575931149Werid perspective
>>575931183Hikari would never want me preoccupied, and thus have less time to play
>>575931215Her foot's in my mouth
Hare doujin, God bless! https://x.com/hururu_game/status/2083133234947514457
>Blue Archive changes it gacha>then the Korean economy collapses>then Google collapses as wellWhat the fuck is happening?
>>575931215Who's Werid?
>>575930752>>575930925I mean both choices would be heavenBut I think I have a slight preference for Hoshino and Hina
>>575928413>18k>Foxes, Shun and MakotoI might have to read my momos...
That's right! And I'll do it again too!>Generates 670 images of students in maid bikinis
>>575931149Me humping her leg like a feral dog
>>575931057Kek Hina is a fucking loser
>>575931309Kikes got too cocky
>>575931340Ain't no one gonna catch me doing the single roll meme just to get a guaranteed 2*
>*kicks you in the balls*
>>575928904Now you budget your fiat currency instead of pyro
>>575931309So did the thing AI bros said wouldn’t happen finally happened?
>>575931309The AI bubble isn't popping but some people are starting to ask when we actually get something useful beyond email writing in the corporate space
>Only the free character is there
>>575931763They don't want to bring attention to the gacha controversy.
>>575931763She's the best though?
>>575930696Based AkoGOD
>>575931754why people like kei more than aris
>>575930592A good studentwife would play Insurgency co-op with me
>>575931763Chiaki has universal appeal
>>575931754But I'm already getting pictures of students in maid bikinis...
>your student wife>her favourite Halo game
>>575931183imma get a blowjob from Hikari
>>575931763Sora won
My favorite halo game is Blue Archive
>>575931309These things are definitely related
Gacha ‘’’controversy’’’
In a way, Nexon gatekept the tourists their own way by overhauling their gacha system
>>575928413>Erika banner starts on my birthdayHuh
>>575932027Does she keep her hands up in the dumb pose the whole time?
>>575931309No one cares about this shit other than you third worlders
>>575931763Based
>>575932010Reisa would hate any game without sprint.
which way white man?
>>575931754Corpospeak emails were already useless, the amount of luddites that cant even write corpospeak and outsource to chatgpt is insulting to the concept of language.If your job is just to write emails and you cant even do that you will get replaced by someone or something that can. Same with data entry people that cant vet their own inputs.
>bag likes hoyoshit now
>>575931763>SS gets two bannerFavoritism
>>575931763Why are they advertising town bicycles in akihabara now?
I am brown
>>575932302Why is sensei such a lolicon?
>>575932157she better
>>57592841384k, already own blue students, plan to roll for red, anything else I should be going for or just save the rest for the next fest?
>>575932302Forward
>>575932302I am highly sexually attracted to smugness
>>575932364Makoto
>luddite
>>575932364I don't talk to studenthaters.
>>575932302>no brown or dog students in sightI go to millennium
>>575931754The problem with this new era of AI, is that unlike the older versions of AI, you can’t truly control it, which would make practical applications of it very difficult.
rolling for seia is brick
Watch Spider-man: Brand New Day (2026).
>>575932364
regardless of gacha system, my stance is the same>permashe'll spook veentually>limitedmust pull
would ako like tacos
>>575932364I am going to lose what little I have saved on Bunny Toki.
>>575932364Nagoose is s.Hoshino but for specials
coom in Nozoom.
I do not support Sony entertainment
>>575932672No, too messy.
>>575932720Same, brother. heehee.
>>575932364Depending on how your doomfox rolls go you could consider grabbing sAsunaMost limiteds you don't already have are 1-raid wonders, they're mostly useful but not mandatory as you probably already knowYou should consider sKisakiWhy do you hate Makoto-sama
>>575932320>likes bag and hates genshinfellow baggot>says they will leave the game and play something elseliar raider who never played the game, simple as that
>>5759326453 years and still waiting for Kokona to spook me.....
Eri will spook me next week
New playerWhat does welfare student mean?Are they guaranteed through an event or do I need the purple weekly tickets to buy them?
>>575932784Shut the fuck up Michael
>>57592841367k reisa dont lookHodling my rocks until foxes and fest but may be able to spare an additional 200 pulls depending on how foxes goes.Was initially planning to grab asuna but I changed my plans to be more conservative to see how the dust settles with fest changes plus I might swing to get goose.Since I dickrolled Saori and sparked Hiyori during last rerun seeing both shupos and summer arius on the same week makes for the easiest skip ever.
>makes niggers seethe just by existingWhat's her secret?
Do foxes need Arius mats????
>>575932884>Are they guaranteed through an eventyesusually you get them for completing the first story missiononce the event gets archived you can finish the story there to get them at any time
>>575932884>What does welfare student mean?You get them for free just by playing the event
>>575932884They are for unemployed players. You can upload your social security number in your account settings.
>>575932990Hina Hasumina
>>575932990
>>575932982Gehenna, obviously.
>>575932884Karin and Iori
>>575933023Students that would actually fall for this?
>>575932864THIS IS A BLUE BOARD FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>575933119SerikaHiyori
>>575933119Miyako
>>575933119Serika
>>575932645My 36 missing students...they will eventually come instead of dupes
>>575933119
The education system is great. It beat me into believing that I'm a subhuman my whole youth and taught me that I won't get rewarded, regardless of the amount of work I put in. I assume that was the goal, so the system did an excellent job.I mean, it's easy to blame the system, but it's worth looking at the individuals in it. The teachers that pride themselves on being "educators", but come to work every day to start beef with teenagers. Teachers who, after decades of working in this profession, fail to understand that they're responsible for an entire classroom worth of people's futures. Who, after decades, fail to identify and address the most common of struggles and pitfalls in a student, instead deciding to make it about their own ego.Fuck teachers. Cut teacher salaries until they starve. Put teachers into slavery. Make teachers do back-breaking labor until old age. Feed teachers flavorless gruel. Throw dead teachers into a mass grave somewhere, unmarked, to be forgotten about.Pol Pot was right.Blue Archive
>>575932302Sunohara sisters will always be a package dealOnce Kokona finally gets the big pill alt, then you can even mix and match sizes.
>>575930297that means they still lost value
>>575933059Hasumi Hasina
>4 replies>no Aru
Jeff, I've got a new assignment.
I'm simply too attached to the characters to quit. If they really mess up the gacha so bad or some other calamity occurs I'll simply stop paying/rolling and quietly play until EOS.
Uhhhh where's the free tenner they give us every FES for getting Rank 1?
>>575933259something something living in the now and having no hindsight
>>575933291Why would Aru fall for it? Her business is thriving.
>>575933324I'm just waiting for the update to come to see for myself but even if I don't like it I will continue to play solely for the story and characters (without paying for pakeji obviously)
>>575933219In teachers' defense, most teenagers are horrible, if not downright cruel. Having to deal with the little shits every day of your life is bound to break a person.
>>575933163I thought the red boards were for the sake of fucking?
>>575933496I went to a good school.
>>575933496This says a lot about the demographic you grew up with.
>>575933219>fail to identify and address the most common of struggles and pitfalls in a studenI think it largely depends on how long they have been a teacher. Fresh teachers are more likely to care and go above and beyond while older ones are too worn down to care. As a failed student myself, I observed that behavior in real time. Older teachers know a lost cause when they see one.
Maybe you're human trash precisely because you blame other people for your own shortcomings
>>575932320Nexon implemented 50/50 hoyo and we love the mechanic, might as well be.
Insane how perfect Iroha is, best fes ever.
>>575933219My anatomy professor's first words to my class were "99% of yous won't find a job in biomed science". We laughed at him then, but he was 100% right.
CHIAKI LOVE
>>575932821I'm not fully caught up in the story so maybe she gets better but at least half of what happens in V3C3 is directly her fault. Her schtick of being an overconfident dumbass overlaps with other characters like Aru and Cherino. Also she's ugly and her teeth are dumb.
>>575932672No, Ako would not like Mexicans
>>575933937King. Now do it again.
>>575933974But I'm a mexican sensei...
>>575933974You don't have to like the people who make your food.
>>575933937bicicletaGOD...........
>>575933974Many gookako posters are from Mexico tho
>>575934052belly shading
>>575933937This is Chiaki general
>>575933937gratz
>>575933937congrats
>>575933537>>575933698Not everyone can work at a private school in a gated community.
>>575933961Her only appearances in the story are Eden Treaty, some parts of volF, and gehenna events so you otherwise dont get a lot of time to actually observe her as a character if you dont have her momos
>>575933806Maybe you're poor because you were 8 instead of buying bitcoin
>>575934052>pink hugslutwe already have mimori
>>575934198If you were 8 six years ago we've got a problem
>>575934035You must like them enough to trust them with your food.
>>575933537>>575933698These niggas went to Cranbrook.
>>575934283She read my fucking mind
>>575933937Grats. She's massively underrated and deserves more love.
>>575933937gz
>>575934180which is a big problem because she's limited so there's very little incentive to pull for her and then read them if you don't like her at that pointwhich is a big reason she's unpopular and wasn't given the fes slot
>>575933270Guh the things I won't do to Hasumi
>>575934307>he thinks the best time to buy bitcoin was 6 years agoAre you sure you're not the one who's young
>>575934330Your fault
>>575934321The solution is simple. Have white people learn how to make the foods of other countries so they don't need the people from there to enjoy it.
>>575934103Makes sense, because Ako is just as bitchy as a Mexican woman. But unlike those tortas, she won’t evolve into a refrigerator when you put a ring on her.
>>575932364Am I going crazy or did the third one up with all the fes students already happen
>>575934103no, momoifags are 90% mexican thoughgookakos are mainly SEA, south americans and merimutts
>>575933937I kneel.
>>575934509This is the first post which mentions "best time".
>>575934417If she was limited AND best in slot for her content there would be people who would at least metapull for her. Not like early limiteds were in a more gracious position either.At least shes a frontrunner in an event 5 years deep so maybe some people will change their tune, especially since Gehenna is finally getting a main volume story.
>>575934198I first learned about btc when they were less than $50 a piece but I never boughtA friend of mine in uni bought several at $450. Not sure what happened to him but I hope he made it
>>575934580Ako being a white passing Latina fits her well.
>>575934638So you were just a dick for no reason?>>575934668I don't remember the exact first time I learned about it, but I remember reading a news thing about it dropping to $300 from like $900. The bitcoin reddit had a pinned post with the suicide hotline lmao
Mika love
Rrat potion for everyone
>>575934813This is where I'll beSo heavenlySo come and dance with me Mika
>>575934330Sorry Sensei, only elite mikos can hard-counter mind reading
>>575934813Mika if you keep eating and eating sweets your tummy is gonna get fat and that's a real problem for my sanity
>>575934767>The bitcoin reddit had a pinned post with the suicide hotline lmaoThis reminded me about luna/terra meltdown where people dumped their retirements into a fucking ponzi scheme kek
>>575934575Beaners are way ahead of you on that.They run almost all ethnic restaurant kitchens.You want Chinese food? MexicansYou want Italian food? MexicansYou want Indian food? MexicansYou want American diner food? MexicansYou want Mexican food? Double MexicansIf you dont live in an urban city center you dont have to worry about gang stuff, theyre chill dudes that just wanna work and go home.
>>575934767I was not being a dick. Going 5x on your gamble is still pretty damn good depending on how much you put in. It's not like I did it. I had 1 BTC, sold it a week before 2020 election.
Mimori is so bland I bet kissing her would feel like eating unseasoned rice porridge. If there was a ranking of bland students she would be exactly in the middle.
Tickle your students
Chiaki
>>575934912and that's a good thing.
Nobody congratulated me when I posted my bond 100...
>>575935179Who?
>>575935179Let me guess, Miyu?
>>575935179Sometimes a post hits at the exact wrong moment.
>>575934840GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
>>575935179Oh you poor SOB, post it again and I will congratulate you
I never posted my bond 100
>>575935356why do you insist on being a ghost
When will they hagify a loli
>>575934165
>>575935396the lolichud baggots will hate you if you post that
Confession time my Mika bond is 50, but I never read her momotalk.
>>575934943>If you dont live in an urban city center you dont have to worry about gang stuff, theyre chill dudes that just wanna work and go home.I was having a conversation with a friend about just that the other day. Despite all the fuss American racists make about them, at least they are well behaved and productive for the most part. They just happen to be doing the jobs that are looked down upon so it's easier to hate them. I've often heard it said that racists aren't usually racist, they just hate poor people. Whether they are right to or not is another story though. Compare that to the crisis they are having in Europe with their Muslims and I'm sure they'd take Mexicans over that any day.
>>575935480Seia would say this and leaver her on read.
>>575935396Big Shiroko if you count the Even Smaller JK1 Shiroko?
>>575935396Yuzu?
>>575935396They already ruined Rena
>>575935394It's better that way
>>575935396Bro, your Hoshino?
>>575935473He can hate me all he wants I'll still BLAST FAT ROPES to all the huge bountiful tits this game has tro offer
>>575933937I love her design and always thought she was cute but I don't think I would like hanging out with her because I don't like having my picture taken and she strikes me as the kind of person that would take it anyway even after being told not to.
>>575935396retard
>>575935480Soulless nigger, that's why seia deserved the hospital treatment
https://files.catbox.moe/o50072.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/5y2c67.mp4
>>575935169based Architect
>>575935480She's only for meta
Sure I'll click on random mp4 catbox links with an Ibuki picture attached
It's safe, both links error'd
The ONLY two times I have seen /bag/ NOT reply to a Bond 100 were>an anon that posted his Bond 100 Mika around 3:00 a.m burger time>didn't got a single replyand>an anon that posted his Bond 100 Hina (base one) during an Anniversary stream >the thread was fast and nobody noticed him
>>575935708catbox is blocking you my nigga, both links deadstop uploading CP
>>575935521Most of what people think is racism is just classism but wrapped in a way that poors could hate other poors instead of looking at who is keeping them poor.This is the part where I point out that racism against Jews gets a special name that is intentionally not conflated with classism and is also weaponized to label disagreements with a government as a hatred of a people. Just dont notice things.
Irohatoes
thoughts?
>>575935948why didn't you reply
>>575935685Seia is powerful
>>575936027the rightmost one can drain my balls hatefully
>>575936027Left one is for rape
when did Vol. Ex take place anyway? We know everything after Ch. 1 Ep 13 was post Vol. F, but did they happen after everything else post Vol. F or did, say, Vol. 6 end act 1?
>>575936027Their sprites sold me massively. Shoe dev is back from hiatus.
>>575936027Megane and Genki are really cute. Not a fan of jiraikei-chan's hair color and hairstyle.
>>575936027Poking the pink one’s pits
>>575936145you do this because you are sulkingpost your hundred points affectioni will respond this timeso it can become water under the bridge- Anon
>>575936027Glasses are a debuff on beauty and only exist to be removed to reveal the beauty underneath
>>575936164Who's doing the raping?
>>575936187Considering the credits, I want to place it after everything else.
one more day of wageslaving and im gonna go nuts
>>575936398Yes.
>noticeably slower>usual shitposting instead of the one focused around new gacha systemDid we wonned /bag/? Are we back to comfy threads?
>>575936337She needs the debuff otherwise she would be too powerful
>>575936053It's the principle behind the "like">I never like and comment in Youtube videos>I never seed in Torrents>I never give 5 stars (or a rating at all) in Uber>I never respond to the Surveys to evaluate my coworkers and boss performance in my workI don't like any of that. Going out of my way to reply >Good job on your Bond 100 anonWould counter the principle of skipping the previous actions
I have the entire month of August off from work.
>>575936027The one on the right has a design that appeals to me, and I don't even care about glasses normally.
>>575934943>If you dont live in an urban city center you dont have to worry about gang stuff, theyre chill dudes that just wanna work and go home.BULLSHIT!!!! I don’t know what beaners you have, but the ones we got make a racket late at night, sell fent-laced weed, and takes a shit on my lettuce!!!TBD!!!!
>>575936027the landmine will rape me and I will be drained
>>575936286We love pinktards here.
>>575936027Big boobs on a genki girl is always a win
>>575936490drop the method, king
>>575936487Then why go out of your way to mention it now, and explain it?
>>575935948I missed that then, pretty sure there was another b100 Mika in the past, and I congratulated him on the journey
WHEN ARE WE GETTING A BIG TITTY STUDENT WITH OBSCENE OUTFIT LIKE TSUBAKI AND SHUN AGAIN?
>>575936027>I evolved my JTF mob using a gehenna stoneI like that one
>>575936027sex
>>575936661Unemployment
The Yume/Hoshino arc was my favorite in all Blue Archive, is the writer still working for Nexon?
>>575936661The factory I work at closes for the summer
>>575936487>never seed in Torrentsyou monster
Oh wow, glad I started this game if they are this horny already
>>575936680The Highlander volume heroine will be a literal cowgirl with a colt revolver
>>575936828They're currently in the process of begging him to come back.
>>575935948>during an Anniversary streamYeah that'll do, no way anyone is gonna see your post
>>575928904Having an IQ in the double digits would be a good start.
>>575936337Speaking out against glasses on /bag/ is the most brave use of free speech
>>575936875> We didn't even get this for the anime> Niggers here still ask for season 2
>>575936792>>575936845
>>575936975Suck my dick. You know I am right
>>575936949Or a fes rolling thread.
>>575936680Never. We need more lolis with obscene outfits.
what is this creature called
>>575936950Yummy gehenna boots.
>>575936983ask? It's basically confirmed>inb4 C&C 3rd alt
TOTAL /bag/ YURIFAG DEATH
>>575936792Nice. Make sure to savor every moment, as you never know when you may have such freedom again.
>>575936950The curse of qMarina, finally expunged...
>>575937130Hina Longlegina
Just heard about the gacha changesAre they good or bad?
>>575936445doesn't that confirm that shitposters were larping as both sides of gacha system before coming back to usual shitposts? our shitposters are really bad at creativity when they can't invent something new.
>>575937248Its a 50:50. Either theyre good or theyre bad.
So this is why she's 200kg
>>575936881So.... Taiki Shuttle?
>>575936828Nexon publicly executed him so we could get Gehenna content
>>575936950How much for stepping on my cock with these?
>>575936337Whether or not glasses look good on a girl depends entirely on her vibe. Like an athletic girl with glasses? Weird and she'd probably look better without them. Let's not get into the virtues of aesthetic contrasts.
>>575937303well you're the expert when it comes to shitposting after all, seiafag
>>575936445its always gonna be a nothingburger
>>575937130Anime Hina
>>575937248almost a direct upgrade with the 40 bonus pulls now, 160 to guarantee.
>>575937446GUH
>>575937315Losing Heroine core
I just spent 200 pulls and only got Rena and had to spark KonokaGlad they're changing this dogshit gacha
xDxD
If you don't bump bag at its slowest, you don't deserve to post here at its fastest.
>>575937315>fried chicken>fat ass>always angryYuuka is black.
>>575937303>confirmI thought it was pretty obvious already that they were replying to each other, like any normal /bag/got would've been tired of that discussion already
>>575936027Pink hair needs to step on my balls and spit in my mouth
6th anniversary is gonna be huge
>>575937698>to each otherThis implies more than one at a time being the norm
>>575937571
>>575937559Rena in 30Konoka 180CHare 190CKotoma spark Amazing value on this banner for me. This couldn't happen under the new system.
>>575937801Ponder!
>>5759377316th anni is gonna be huge in the sense that it will be the first big release that isn't spoiled beforehand. 4.5, 5, 5.5, all of those had no surprise regarding the banners. You can't reach the same hype of 4th anniversary without getting something that you didn't expect at all. I'm looking forward to it bigly.
>>575937801*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF*
>read the event Story>really really REALLY like Konoka>but she's a permanent>but she's not meta at all>foxes in 18 daysthis is one of the few times where I feel really sad about skipping a banner
>>575935089trying to get a reaction from toki is the best
>>575937697So that explains why she triggers my jungle fever
>>575937801We need more stinky students
>>575937965>really really REALLY>but I'll skip because I need a number to be higherSovlless
hello!!
>>575937965We're all skipping foxes
>>575937965Just 10 rolls, that's all it takes.
I only say hi to Nagusa.
FUCK gooako posters
Shut up
>>575937965Same, but I'm skipping her because I intend to roll 3-4 standard characters before next fes.Skipping standards you like is absolutely retarded - I only got base Shigure and Marina recently, they've dodged me for years.
>>575936027vtuber looking ass
>>575937965Skill issue
>most enjoyable event in months>love Rena and Konoka>roll for them instead of being a meta SlaveFeels good to not be soulless
https://x.com/BA_HappyBirthD/status/2083206055010443450>Today, August 1st, is Maki's birthday!
>>575938087
>>575938143
Pencil skirts are the hottest thing man has invented and the childs can wear
>>575932364It is good that you are rolling for one of my wife's alts, but you should ideally get both to show Nexon how popular she is.
>>575937896Ackshually, if you got the exact same luck under the new system you would have still saved pulls.But I'll not go into details since it's better to not reignite this dumb discussion.
>>575938429Don't cry, lil gooby. You'll get em next time.
>>575938360its still july
>>575938143i don't
What is worse? To be stinky or to be smelly?
>>575938429You had it coming for posting that
>>575937965Meanwhile here I am skipping the foxes in favor of Bunny Toki.
Happy Konuri
>>575937896>4 students for 200 rolls, or an average of 50 rolls per studentassuming exact same luck, with the new system you would have gotten>3 students for 150 rolls, or an average of 50 rolls per studentbut don't worry guys new system BAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Math is real, and CAN hurt you.
>>575937965Sometimes you gotta shut your meta monke brain up and roll with your heart (or dick).Sparked her with no regrets.
>>575937965>he's not skipping foxes
>>575938597Hello? Based departament?
You guys still have Phrenapates credit card right?
>>575938790>ufo sightings across Kivotos were just Malkuth's hat.
>>575938127Or as I like to call them, skipxes
just get luckylike the legend of the penis
>>575938790Malkoose...
I am the only one rolling for flat foxes
what's the comfiest tor goz clear?
>>575938936Even those who used it have now recrafted it.
>>575937896>>575938634Also I forgot to mention but on roll 130 you would have gotten a chance at a 4th student on top. So in your there would have been a 50% chance of the new gacha being as efficient as old gacha and a 50% of it being straight-up better.But don't worry anon you can't possibly get lucky with the new gacha it's literally not possible. New bad old good. #FuckNexon
>>575938936
>every single announcement/update/notice on official EN Twitter account still completely swarmed with protesting postsYou're less than 20% of BA's playerbase, JP is happy with the changes because they have more than 80 IQ. Sit down and be humble.
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>>575939237JP is happy because the japs are the biggest corporation cocksuckers in the known universe
>>575939074This could only be true if you were one of my split personalities
>>575939310
>>575933937congrats!
>>575939352>actually getting less students for the same amount of rolls is a good thing
>>575939237None of which are japanese.
Is Kim going to the comiket cause i'm sure as hell some SEA browns will try to jump him at any moments.
>>575938418I think you're maybe colorblind or illiterate.
>>575936027glasses sex/10
>>575939352nah that’s the ones who play gachas with males and other lgbtslop
Japan and FGO, 2024>the japanese playerbase chimped out HARD>Sony was forced to reverse the predatory changes to the game>the staff had to apologize in video>also gave tons of pulling compensationJapan and Blue Archive, 2026>the japanese playerbase gave up>Nexon changed the gacha without resistance>no compensation or apology was givenWhat the FUCK happened?
just saying shit, all of you
>>575939174>New bad old good. #FuckNexonThis but unironically
Are you ready for the tomorrow revenue posting?
Why are the creatures here again?
My two wives
>>575939829You know it
>>575939704Are you implying nips don't play those too? Lol
>>575939924I KNEEL, BAGOD
we love creatures here
Why do they keep switching sides from pro-Nexon and anti-Nexon?
>>575938395for me its the dolphin shorts
>>575939713It wasn't Sony. It was Lasengle and TM which are Japanese companies with people that's capable of admitting mistakes.Nexon is a koren scummy company that got in court for scamming multiple times before. The fuck did you expect
>>575937731I agree!
>>575939924holy fu
>>575938395That title belongs to high cut competition swimsuits.
>trannies seething this hard and letting the evil lolichud game live rent free in their heads 24/7Victory is a beautiful thing
>>575939924We need to win even harder
>>575928993too heterosexual and mansplainy for the modern world
>>575938936I am saving it for emergency Suou funds.
Prove you're not brown
>>575940341Joke on you I am brown.
>>575940341I am brown
>>575939713Love the retards that say they fixed the coins despite that you still need to roll a 3star 20+ times to max them out. Don't you still need to roll a 5star 6 times to max them out too?
>>575940341I am brown.
>[Deleted]
>>575940341I'm american.
>>575940341I am rock
>>575940341I don't play other gachas
>>575940239
Heehee.
>>575940341I am groot.
>>575940474Brown is just one of the many things you are?
I'm starting BA because the current PoE league sucksDoes Kei really have a tentacle pussy?
>>575938429>>575938087>ban evading
>>575932990Hina watermelonfarmina
Boycott flopped
>>575940694forgot your gookako image
>>575940341I love the Pandemonium Society.
>>575940341I have a love of Asian women
>>575940341I'm more attracted to Karin than Asuna
>>575940071>>575940416>The fuck did you expectIs just genuinely surprising because the Blue Archive playerbase is at minimum 10 times bigger than the FGO playerbase, maybe even 20 or 30 times bigger.I gotta be honest here, I like the new Pity System more, but I was 100% sure that Nexon was going to backpedal and reverse it because of JP complaints.It was almost 1:1 the same situation of the FGO controversial changes.In fact, I would say that Nexon handled it worse because they decided to be 100% scummy and even held the Anni offiline, at least the FGO staff had a live audience when they announced the changes and were rightfully roasted live.I was completely sure that Japan was going to chimp out as hard, or even harder, than when Fate fucked up, but instead Japan just fought each other for 2 days and then just gave up like nothing.
I thought Kei was male ngl
>>575940735what
>Japs are heckin' based until they disagree with me
>>575940842She is boycoded after all
>>575940341I'm brown
>>575939108Wakamo loves you, so she makes any clear comfy.
>>575940825Ironic, isn't it?
The existence of glasses creates another level of intimacy should they be removed when it's just the two of you. It's like seeing her naked
>>575940694>starting BA because the current PoE league sucksYou dropped a game you're supposed to play 10 hours a day for a game you're supposed to not play more than 5 minutes a dayAre you lost, future-Sensei?
>>575941038what's wrong forfeiting all pf your games just to play BA?
>>575941013Or you know, she needs them to see and she's just tired of looking at your ugly ass face.
>>575940914I'm always shitting on nips, idk why suddenly their opinions matter when they mindlessly slurp Nexon's dick
>Blue Archive playerbase is at minimum 10 times bigger than the FGO playerbase, maybe even 20 or 30 times biggerDamn the bait is getting retarded today
>>575940694Yes. But also this is a D4 general
>>575941136fellas... I might be starting to have dork fatigue
>>575941290Heresy. All students must be dorks.
>>575941290Dork Archive
>>575941290Yeah but this dork has midrif / toe AND armpit flashing.
>>575941238We need more pregnant students
>>575940863>pretending
>>575941238>>575941416By me
>>575935480migga will remember this
I'm sorry for calling the seiagooks schizos. They have been protecting /bag/ from the trannies and browns all this time, it's very clear now. Please come back.
>noticing deleted post itt and last thread
>>575941495post the banned post(s) because I genuinely have no idea what you're talking about
Whose?
>>575941290yeah but this dork smugs hard and jobs particularly hard
make mika great again?
>>575941607Cool falseflag seiajeet
>>575941160It's not "wrong" or "right" it just doesn't really adds upIt's like saying "I left my job to take care of my bonsai tree". However you look at it you're going to end up with gigantic amounts of spare time so there's probably more to the story
>>575941238SHE ATE THE WHOLE WATERMELON!
>>575941736No, all that wank didn't work so it's time to move on
>>575941607reminderhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/575707176/#575709893https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/575707176/#575710341
Do we really need 3 different occult them groups?
>>575938936lollmao
>>575941742SEIA WONTRANNIES LOST
>>575939713>>575921234>I don't want to shit /bag/ with unrelated stuff couldn't even hold off 1 single thread before beginning to yap about FGO shit for the 100th time
>>575941607forgiven
>>575941929kek, I remember this troon having a meltdown when we mocked his games for having males, their mask falls off every time
>>575940914They have never been known for their good taste.
>>575940914japs are yet to make a good gacha that didn't lose
>>575939631My bad! I mixed up the colours. Good thing you have her already! Only one to roll for then!
>>575928413Are the summer hyakkers good for anything
>>575942249what about dragalia
>>575930506Skill issue.
>>575941935The occult and the paranormal intersect at points but they are ultimate different things with the occult being more magic and esotericism, and the paranormal being comparatively more (pseudo)science oriented.
/bag/ used to post kei
When will we get a European gacha?
You have 20 minutes to pat before it's too late
>>575942249I feel like I haven't played anything JP made that I have genuinely enjoyed in years (Except Fromslop)
>>575941929>reddit spacing
>>575942345Nagoose is s.Hoshino for specials
>>575942357well you see Dragalia...
I haven't done my TOR Goz for the day. I'm tired.
>>575942384The western man's gacha is live service games.
>>575942384ball game
>>575942383
>>575941217Blue Archive's playerbase is way bigger by virtue of being composed of younger players.Fate's playerbase is much smaller because it's mostly ojiisans on their late 30s or early 40s.This is factual according to the results of the Survey done by GEM Partners.For context, this survey was done in July 9, 2025, with a share of 30 000 japanese participants aged between 15 and 69.https://xtrend.nikkei.com/atcl/contents/18/01178/00010/The results in question:Blue Archive>Average Age: 25>Male/Female ratio: 90%/10%Honkai Star Rail>Average Age: 25>Male/Female ratio: 61%/39%Genshin>Average Age: 26>Male/Female ratio: 58%/42%Zenless Zone Zero>Average Age: 26>Male/Female ratio: 76%/24%Nikke>Average Age: 27>Male/Female ratio: 70%/30%Monster Strike>Average Age: 28>Male/Female ratio: 88%/12%Disney Twisted Wonderland>Average Age: 28>Male/Female ratio: 4%/96%Idolmaster>Average Age: 29>Male/Female ratio: 65%/35%BanG Dream!>Average Age: 30>Male/Female ratio: 74%/26%LADS>Average Age: 30>Male/Female ratio: 2%/98%Love Live>Average Age: 33>Male/Female ratio: 79%/21%FGO>Average Age: 33>Male/Female ratio: 60%/40%Umamusume>Average Age: 34>Male/Female ratio: 84%/16%
>>575941929He was very angry.
>>575942384>>575942528Normalfags have the mobile FIFA games
>>575942384I was gonna say Raid: Shadow Legends but apparently it wasn't european
>>575942384It's called Monaco. Or luxemborg.
Blue Archive? More like Based Archive.
>>575941929>No Seia image>Melts down over her anyway
>>575942937nao tha sum propa scran innit
>>575942620>LADS>Average Age: 30>Male/Female ratio: 2%/98%I need a Christmas Cake LADS fujoshi and I need her NOW
>>575942620What does average age and gender ratios have to do with the player count?
He was a BA boy...She was a LADS girl...
>>575942696MIDori never said that
>>575942620And here I was thinking BA was an unc game.
Kei sexo
>>575943229you see
>>575943303See more
The new CEO fleeced everyone but at least you got tits still, cheer up guys.
>>575943303
>>575943285/bag/ is a bunch of zoomers larping as oldfags
>>575942620>Idolmaster>Male/Female ratio: 65%/35%at first I was like wtf but then I remembered I knew a granny who was into 3dpd idols and imasBlue Archive
https://game-i.daa.jp/?appstore-topgrossingWhat went wrong?
ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈᵉˢᵉʳᵛᵉᵈ ᶦᵗ
>>575943282Oh yeah? Prove it
Saar, we don't do revenue posting around here.
>>575943368Superintendent Chise! I was just... stretching my calves on the window sill! Care to join me?
Blue Archive is in the best state it's ever been. Seething at it on cambodian weaving loom 24/7 is not gonna change that.
>>575943545Footbalfags are actual cattle
Fuck your links.
Why did he post that?
>>575943896Terminal joblessness rots the mind.
ERMMMMM SEIABROS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
if hifumianon is into cocks who's into nipples?
>>575943229You cannot have a big playerbase when 90% of your players are dinosaurs in their late 30s and 40s, these players most likely will die in about 10 to 15 years due to old age.Once they die the franchise dies alongside them.You want your players on the range of 18 to 20s, at that age range they can work, they will continue to live for at least another 20 years, and spend all their money on digital """assets""" since they cannot own a home, they cannot own a car and cannot maintain a relationship either.Ergo, for the next 20 years (before they die of old age at late 40s) all their income will go to their hobbies.And by the way, this is exactly why older franchises like Yugioh decided to ditch their boomer playerbase and push reset button, Konami now only makes kinder anime and devolved the card game into a much simple version for kids, in the hopes of grooming a new very young playerbase.
no it's my fault clicking that really
I can not imagine anime sensei asking karin to step on him
I skipped Goz because I thought it was grand assault
Today I had a dream where I was a cute little tranny and a big guy gave me a hug and asked if I'm going to grow my hair longer
>>575942620>the higher the female ratio the gayer the gameI hate women so much it's unreal. Love from Kazakhstan.
>>575941929KEK
>>575944115>simple version for kidsthis implies that kids are getting dumberprobably true but still
I DON'T CARE NIGGA
skip every gookako post
>>575944197Bricked.
I have a hangnail and the side of my toe is swollen and red and it's oozing pusWhen is the Seia banner?
>dinosaurs in their late 30s and 40s, these players most likely will die in about 10 to 15 years due to old ageojisan bros...
>>575940628She wouldn't say that if she looked like THIS!
>>575944251Kazakhstan, greatest country in the worldAll other countries are run by little girlsKazakhstan, number one exporter of potassiumAll other countries have inferior potassiumKazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming poolIt's length thirty meter, width six meterFiltration system a marvel to beholdIt remove 80% of human solid wasteKazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice placeFrom plains of Tarashek to northern fence of JewtownKazakhstan friend of all except UzbekistanThey very nosey people, with bone in their brainKazakhstan, industry best in worldWe invented toffee and trouser beltKazakhstan's prostitutes, cleanest in the regionExcept of course for Turkmenistan'sKazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice placeFrom plains of Tarashek to northern fence of JewtownCome grasp mighty penis of our leaderFrom junction with the testes to tip of its face!
>>575944420God I wish it happened faster
>>575944115>You want your players on the range of 18 to 20s, at that age range they can work, they will continue to live for at least another 20 years, and spend all their money on digital """assets""" since they cannot own a home, they cannot own a car and cannot maintain a relationship either.Is this why the powers that be made the economy the way it is now? Is this more profitable than having them live what was once considered a normal life?
Can you even imagine what the world would look like 10 years from now?
>>575944543We'll all be playing Bruaka 2 by then...
>>575944543Yes. It's just the same but worse.
I'm now rotating what the world would look like 10 years from now in my mind and you can do nothing about it
>>575944543AI student sexbots
>>575942620The youtube analytics of the raid videos I upload is always 98%+ male. Do females just not do raids?
You know BA is still the king when you have jeets spamming the thread for hours on end.
>>575944842As if the power that be would allow you to buy one.
>>575944915All I need is to know it's possible, I'll make it happen.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>575944920Sex with faceless students...
>>575944920Wildhunt girls seem like they'd always rape me
>>575944543Yes. It will be mostly the same, but browner, more censored, more expensive and with more AI.
>>575944883>women>playing gamesalso how would you know those statistics
wtf seiabro, what was that
>>575944898zoozoo
plana
>>575944702*kills a butterfly*
>>575945095GUH
What's threesome with Rio and Himari like
>>575945132nta but youtube analytics show you the gender ratio
>>575945334Himari would get pissed at Rio's inexperience
>>575945334Their bones will break
>>575945095wildhunt... home
>>575945334Rio would be moving Himari with her for efficiency
>>575945334It's ridiculous that there's not a single one on panda. just futa
>>575945537Akane if she hot
What if aliens ARE real?
Remember to spend in the shop before reset or youre bricked up for a month.
>>575945676Can they just nuke California already
>>575945650I read that as "she might be banging"
>>575944534>Is this why the powers that be made the economy the way it is now? Is this more profitable than having them live what was once considered a normal life?Unironically it's much profitable to enable (force) you to work, pay bills and consume slop, compared to being a hobo living in a cardboard.The idea is that you cannot be allowed to be too successful because that way any existing monopoly will never lose it's grip on their share of the market, since new competitors will never rise up.The easiest way to ensure this is by making vertical growth be non-existent by never allowing you to own anything you could sell or profit off, and subscriptions are excellent because they suck money in exchange for """assets""" that aren't tangible, cannot be sold and never were really yours in the first place.
Akane IS hot
>>575945537ok, but are what those momoi tier clown shoes?
>>575945334They are both clumsy but Himari talks down to Rio to make herself feel better. She would get incredibly jealous if Rio tried giving you paizuri.
>>575942937I would bet 1 coinflip and 40 recoup rolls that they were told to just rage against Seiaposters and call them falseflaggers by whatever shithole they came from.Same as the faggot that was saying "you" instead of "we" while bitching about stuff and then tried to cover his ass with Aomori despite it being the completely wrong context.Someone's clearly telling them about /bag/ shit but they're still HELLO FELLOW BAGGOTS level of obvious.
Why would I care about Rio when Himari is right there?
coom in doomrope in hope
>>575945615Rabu looks so cool...
>>575945919Nonomers
>>575946234
>>575946413Rabu, run, a demon's after you!
>>575945861you are a clown
This feels unprofessional.
I guess not being able to feel even warmth of the one you love is an argument against becoming Mr House
>hit Goz with powered up bAris>35m hp left (needs to be 30m)hate this gay fucking raid
>>575946914Yeah well Mr House is also British.
>>575946914or Dr House
The raiders tired already? Poor babies.
MY T YUUKA NEVER FUCKING TANKS IT'S ALWAYS KAYOKO OR SOMEONE ELSE AND IT'S FUCKING NOT GOODhate this gay raid
>>575946856It's cold as shit up there, why wouldn't you want to hold your personal heater close?
>>575946964>P1 damage is fine>P2 damage constantly seems binned and I can't be bothered restarting go get a clean P1 againEvery run after my first has been worse than it.I still need to stop slacking on the Tiph too but I hate him.>>575947129I've only had issues with bAris occasionally flopping, as much as I'm loath to give any advice with how sloppy my clears have been, double check your jump positionings.
>>575947129Jump further back so she's forced to walk forward. if you jump into her base firing range, she repositions slightly back when the others arrive.Left of the diamond, right of the diamond, exactly on the back diamond tip.
>>575946914I read it from right to left and was really confused
I've beaten off but my balls hurt.
this vexes me
>>575942384best I can do is Gwent
>>575945739babbys aren't real
this sexes me
>>575947653Kayoko is a pro at jacking off?
>>575947732>>575947836sex with chinchilla
>>575947653A adult is fine too.
Friendly reminder to do single pulls starting at 90 if you're approaching the 100th point.
>>575947732I too am in this /bag/ thread
>>575947827Explain THIS then!The truth is the GSC hides babies from you because they don't want you to have them.The babus are out there.
>>575948027I only need a single tenner with God's love on my side.
BA Yab is nothing compare to this
>>575948027If you're gonna be stingy with rolls that much you may as well go single pulls the whole way because any roll past you getting the featured student is a roll wasted.
>>575948182Based.
>>575948117I can't believe Fuyu would use a yo mama joke on me
>>575948283There's literally no downside though? Since pity carries over and even starts counting if you get someone in the middle of a 10 roll.
>>575948027If I get the pick up at like 95 (in a tenner) I don't end up with 5 pity?
>>575948462But /bag/ told me pity was per banner.
>>575946914Don't forget to pat your green Midori, /bag/.
I hate that bounties are just as likely to drop trinity mats as any other school
>>575948182Well said Sensei!
>>575948191Which genshin dub VA diddled a kid this time
why is no one posting the birthday gril?
>>575948027Why? If you want the extra ligma from the guaranteed 2 star then you only need to do one single pull. And spending pulls after getting the banner student is perfectly fine since the pity carries over.
>>575946914>65535%Nice. As for the warmth issue. Sounds like something the Engineering Department should be able to solve. Add a few thermometers and we are all good.
>>575948529If you get her at 95 you still end up with 5 pity. The point is to not waste the guaranteed 2* on the last roll of every tenner.
>>575948636I was waiting for her thread
>>575948630it's lads tweet on 30 jun
>>575948701Then just do 1 single roll not "rolls".
Play beach ball.With Ibuki.
Post underrated sluts
>>575949262She's not that big.
last for kot
>>575949460You mean lust.
>>575948825she's too pure and retarded for this malicious world
>>575948668I do note that science actually has not been able to explain why does any sensation feel like what they are, i.e science cannot explain or describe saltyness, the sensation of human warmth, why does happiness feel like what it is. They can observe that neurons are firing when it happens but thats about it. Ergo, this is actually not something thats easily solvable and adding like firm and warm pillows on the other end would only reinforce the disconnect.
>>575949589Science can absolutely explain all thise things, lmao.
>>575949589Students who would post this and mean it?
>>575949576>they were scared she'd steal the show so devs forced her to stayeven so, she still manages to steal the show
>>575949460a lot of posters want to be this kot and I think it's the short hair effect, easier to imagine yourself as her
>>575949723Aru.
>>575948191Kokuriko banner is gonna have the same reaction as LADS
>>575949693This guy only uses 10% of his brain
>>575949693How so
>>575949589so feelings > science
>>575945334Penis inside Himari>R: "Hm? Sensei, having sex in this position puts a huge amount of pressure on you and your partner's lower back. If you would turn your hips more you'd lower the risk of backpain while—" >H: "CAN YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP"Penis inside Rio>R: "Sensei, this position you've put me in is highly irrational." >H: "GRRRRRRR THESE FLABBY SACKS OF FAT ARE OFFENSIVE TO THE BONE. Well, Sensei, turn your visage away from those grotesque meat lumps and feast your eyes on this highly delicate and untainted—" I would be too busy laughing.
>>575949723Chise
science says gookako rocksfeelings say gookako rocks
BAKE
>>575950106Posts like this make sex sound way more fun than it actually is.
>>575949136>>575948637>>575948283Assuming you would prefer a new student to a dupe of the current one, you ideally don't want to spend any rolls after hitting the pity point without changing banners. If you hit either the 50/50 at 100 or the guarantee at 200 for student A, the 0.7% pickup chance on the 101th/201th roll is "wasted" on student A instead of switching to student B. Yes it "builds pity" if you don't get it but it's still strictly worse than just rolling for student B. And since the only reason to do 10 rolls (other than time) is to get the guarantee 2*, and that gets replaced by a guaranteed 3* on the 100th/200th roll, you might as well do single rolls at 90/190. If you get the pickup from 91-99, you can switch to B earlier.
baking antiseia bread
>>575950280Yeah, this was very poorly thought out.
Where are the bakers? I don't know how to cook.
>>575950005I don't know, I'm not a scientist.
seiaposter was the baker?
>>575950267Wouldn't the amount of fun you have during sex depend on the people involved, bro
>go down in weight from 72kg to 56kg over 2 years because I crossed the line with alcohol once and got trapped in so called 'masonic real life game'>dick suddenly looks bigger?
>>575950267Sex with someone you love and vice versa is like this. Remember, your lover is also your best friend, so expect sex to be surprisingly casual yet sensual.
bruh
>>575950038More like, science can try to explain the mechanisms of why a hug makes somebody happy, they may point at all the neurons firing in the brain or how it leads to an increase in dopamine and oxytocin. But as for how these neurons firing or increase in dopamine/oxytocin lead to the subject feeling the state of happiness, science cannot actually explain how does it happen. They can only point out the correlation that these things happening = happiness but not the actual process of why those things causes happiness.
Hello?
BAKE!!!!
Platonic things you would do with your bros but not your best friend (wife)?
>>575951146>>575951146>>575951146
Concerned about the rate of posts after the 750 mark has been reachedposting hinussy to relieve my anxiety about this observation.
>>575950280If you were the kind of person who did 1 pulls starting at 190 under the old system then you should indeed continue this strategy under the new system, but I believe that most people ended up deciding that the extra 9 ligma from the guaranteed 2 star has more value than the small chance of getting a banner student during those 10 pulls.
>comment too long (2014/2000)what
>>575951171yes, attract even more weirdos and pdfs here you fucking retard coom brain
>>575951268Your 100th and 200th pull didn't matter in the old system. You essentially replace your 100th roll's 2* with the guaranteed 3 star, and your 200th roll is forfeit.
>>575950280You'll "waste" 8 pity at worst for a second copy of a rate up. This is nothingburger.
>>575951853That second copy of a rate up would have been the other banner if you switched baners.
>>575952203Maybe it would, maybe it wouldn't. By that logic you should always be doing single rolls because you might get two in a row and it could have been another rate up.There's not a single student in the game who wouldn't benefit from an extra copy.
>>575949975Kokuriko is 3 years old
>>575950689Speaking of masonics, the dick grows an inch for every 33 pounds you lose
>>575956661mine grew a bit when I was like 24, late bloomer here I guess