>The Fractured Archive - Rewards Poll Bloghttps://secure.runescape.com/m=news/the-fractured-archive---rewards-poll-blog?oldschool=1>Wyrmscraig Is Outhttps://secure.runescape.com/m=news/wyrmscraig-is-out-today?oldschool=true>Meet Mortimer: Your Newest Slayer Masterhttps://secure.runescape.com/m=news/meet-mortimer-your-newest-slayer-master?oldschool=truePrevious >>575746543
first for a nice thread with nice comments about everyone please
How the fuck is my god given name, Ray Getard, offensive enough to merit a name switch? What’s wrong with it??
Phosani's Nightmare is the only boss that makes me feel something.
what does it make you feel
>>575960658You should make a fake driver's license claiming it's your real name
makes me feel gay
>>575960086yeah im srs fuck this place its absolutely infuriating>>575960371>>575960369funny because i also have black d'hide except im using the sunlight xbow and yet it still 0 hits 12 fucking times in a row towards the end of phase 2 while she gets free chip healing even while doing 0 damage to me with the blood orb
>>575960873Joy.
can someone teach me tob now
>>575961052just walk under her every 6 ticks its easy
>>575961171>HURRR JUST KEEP A TIMER IN UR HEAD BRO AND WALK UNDER HER EVERY 3.6 SECONDS UNLESS UR .1 SECONDS TOO EARLY OR LATE CUZ THEN SHE REARS BACK AND EATS ANOTHER BANDAGE WITH A GUARANTEED MID-30S SLAM HURRR ITS EASY BROOOOOmeanwhile even if you do that perfectly every time, you still lose because then the spiders she spawns walk up to you and blow up and eat your bandages another way. not to mention the tornado at sub 35% boss hp.
>>575961747u have 0.6 seconds, actually.
nigga are you using range on verzik
>>575960658my old account Jigger New never got a name change
>>575961871yes because she has fuckhueg magic defense in phase 2 and if im bitching and moaning about walking under her every 3.6 seconds then i sure as fuck am not going to put up with perfect 4 ticking her to avoid ground slams, obviously
>>575962149cutie!!!p2 trainer:https://lmperium2096.github.io/verzik_trainer/index.htmlp3 trainerhttps://verzik.colosim.com/
women and children can do tob i doubt its that hard
i think i found your problem
>>575962354the very fact that this even exists is tangible proof that verzik is absurdnot even the sweatiest of world of warcraft poopsock raiders have this kind of shit
>>575961747You can trade hits 1:1, clicking her when she attacks. You only need precise timing for max dps. Skill issue. Black and balding.
do u want me to come help you
i didnt get invited again :c
>>575962909except no you cant because player attack tick timings dont match up perfectly with mobs or bosses which means theyll get mismatched and then wham here comes the slam; meanwhile the point about the spider coming over to blow you up while youre doing that has still not be refuted, therefore git fukt verzix and git fukted u
>>575963116oh it was bait
>>575962863It's for soloing normal mode tob
osms beta 2 invites are out
>>575963116Your use of semicolons is triggering my autism
>>575964212GOOD
Thermonuclear smoke devil has got to be one of the worst bosses out there. Just let me spoon the put in under 300 kc and never do this shit again
>>575964654>Just let me spoon the put in under
>>575964796pet*
>>575964654it's chill and fast, I think I like it because it doesn't have you constantly run around like sire. You just get in the rhytm and stay on the same several tiles.
anyone get sailing to 99 by having their dudes on the hooks the whole time and u just afk / salvage occasionally? this shit gonna take a good 17 years i feel like....
>>575967030no and why do that
>>575967162what else am i supposed to do? i'm def not doing any of those obstacle courses
>>575967297you can operate one of the hooks yourself while you aren't sorting the salvage. I'd probably trawl for some useful fish after greenlogging those.
Guys i am bad at the game. So far i have only done Mad Archaeologist and Scurrius, what's next in terms of difficulty? Maybe the hill giant boss
>>575967619Try the regular blue gauntlet.
>>575967386is trawling good sailing xp? i think i need to make a new bigboat for that which i'd be down to do if it's goodneed marlins to make better stams and would be nice to have some of that strong food for special occasions>>575967619nothing will be more mechanically demanding than scurrius... but you could try barrows or something just as a higher level thing
>>575967813>blue gauntletI just looked this up on the wiki i am like a million years away from being able to do that
>>575968131ok hueycoatl or royal titans
>>575967920I like doing Barrows except I'm Iron man so getting a full set of anything would be unrealistic I think Dharoks Axe would be the best possible drop i could hope for since it doesn't degrade an might be stronger than Dragon Scimi
>>575967619amoxliatl or sarrachnis
>>575968495full sets are whatever, and every barrows item degrades you might be thinking of the perilous moons, their weapons don't degrade post them stats lowkey, i can also call up my friend ladlor
>>575967920trawling is shit xp as far as I know, but fish is fish. You get fishing xp as well.
>>575968495>iron>not committed to green logging everything just deiron now and save time
would anyone like to drink coffee recreationally with me
>demand for old school old school runescape is growing
>>575969063you dont even have to commit to clogging to want a full barrows set you cant even get a diary cape without one
>>575964654hot, post more
>>575969234yeah
ok shall we meet at starbucks
um i dont drink coffee recreationally i do it for survival
i would like to have a cup of coffee with you
ok sorry ill go by myself then
yoiu know the coffee cups with the lines on them that say shh almost you may speak what if someone put those on a sara brew lol
isnt that kind of weird
no they sell them on amazon
no i mean to go get coffee by yourself
oh yes that is weird creepy even
but im a crepe weirdo so its normal for me
sitting here imagining what kinda freaks would be in my table if I actually went for a coffee with osgmaybe we can do it when irl gets teleports so we can pick a place somewhere
ill come but you have to order for me i dont know all that venti quattro stuff
same i was going to order one of the mochas but i was scared of the questions they were goign to ask me so i decided against it
its not that weird to get coffee by yourself i dont think
>>575971525Fucking embarrassing.
ohhhh you still drink coffee thats so 2024! were at the fally yerba mate bar rn ttyl
i dont go to starbucks i would get anxious unless you teach me what to order before we go
post your bombilla rn
i just get a ice americano its nice i go all farty if i get milk
one time i ordered an espresso at starbucks like it was a real cafe
i think ill just make a korean instant cofee
thats very kind of you does the korean have a name
eyeroll
midzy what does it feel like being 40 this year
My loot was worth a measly 433,775 coins. I'm liking full layouts so far. Always bring the same inventory, always get the same rooms. The Vasa teleport skip is helpful too.
can someone please tell me what the gear meta will be for after zeal releases
>>575975326im not sure but i think it will the bis gear like scythe and torva
>>575975326Zeal is for primarily going to be a pvp thing if it's tradeable.
>>575962475there are probably less than 100 biological women who play osrs and have done tob
>>575977210That's not a bad ratio considering there are probably 5000 female players
i want to exist in your heart just a little bit
Free-to-Play Runescape Is Humiliating [20:49]
they should add more f2p content like corrupted dragon
my heart is a black star
first time playing toa for a while and i clicked pull jug instead of push jug and wiped the raid fun raid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjbBkxpEWvQsome of you guys are alright, dont go to revs tomorrow
this is my own roll post please do not reply and roll. its just for me and my next activity after 99 fletching tonight on the helmie0-1 wc at ironwoods2-3 thieving at port roberts4-5 whip on control at gemstone crab6-7 lmfao 678-9 gotrdubs herb and tree runtrips afk trouble brewingquads de-iron
>>575974028u talmbout CMs?
nigga talmbou cheese cm
>>575980673>dubs>trips>quadsanon...
>>575980826You can still get zeroes, like this
or like this
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmEPRWcq_X4hot take he is right. the comments say "we really shouldn't be separating runescape players anymore" but this is a dumb reddit takethere are some of us who do want older versions of the game back. id gladly play official 2007 servers again.
im not signing your faggot petition osrs is better thats why your private servers all died
>>575981815>we really shouldn't be separating runescape players anymoregood idea maybe pvmniggers can fuck off to their part of the game and stop ruining skilling
please dont swear and be homphobic this is supposed to be a nice thread
>>575981952sailing ruined osrs.
>>575982154kek
>please just give us true old school runescape i know it failed like 3 times already but please this time itll work trust me
lol are you serious so we get 0 content for the rest of the year since 95% of people will be locked out of raids 4 teamslol good one jagex
>>575980823I'll start CMs once I get better at acid walking and head phase :<I want 150 kc for the CA anyways
i cant be homophobic my bitch is gay
>>575982470osrs has had more players than rs3 has EVER had. EVER.its clear that people would literally rather play 2007 rs than rs3.
>>575982483you havent even gotten a single unique from the last piece of new content, why are you already asking for more?
>>575982597beast
i wonder if you got her in your poh
>>575982597i got the teleport+0 ehc
>>575968397>guy just finishes mad arch and scurrius>this dumb mother fucker recommends blue gauntlet>when called out this dumber mother fucker recommends huey or royal titanspeople like you are why the wiki is a piece of shit when it comes to trying to actually prepare for pvm in this game>>575968131realistically speaking you have The Gap to cross before you get to any other boss. idk what your skill is but dont bother going to huey or royal titans until youre at least 70 in combat skills preferably 75+. there really isnt anything that spans the gap between mad arch and the higher shit
>>575967619back in my day we only had zulrah as the entry to pvm
>>575983692Royal Titans is a step up.
try out the new private equity boss the mad angel! don't forget to turn on the TCG plugin too!
dead end no key
my blood tree is engorged
THEY ARE SEETHING LOLhttps://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1vc2jng/how_do_we_feel_about_mudkips_2007_servers/mudkip won.
>>575983915>bare MINIMUM stats for royal titans is 70>and it practically requires a 2nd person unless youre much higher in stats and gear>and it has fucktons more mechanics than the likes of mad arch or scurrius>and it features precise movement>and it has gear swaps which are even harder on lower levels because they cant just thug out having less supplies and wasting inventory on expansive gear swaps>and to even START on it you basically have to have blue moon set and reliable prayer pots which means you have to have moons of peril done and on farm and you have to have the farm grind done up to prayer pots at leastyou are outside your fucking mind if you think royal titans are in any way a mid tier boss that spans the gap between scurrius/mad and other shit at 70s+
>>575982590People would rather play osrs than 2007
>>575984430The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it
>>575981815>A video essay filled with babble, emotional appeal, "the importance of preservation", and platitudesI have no idea who this guy is, but he sounds fucking gay and retarded
>>575984471stop babying the lad
>>575984471>all this delusional copeMy brother in Christ, if Limp "f-keys are cheating" wurt can solo titans with a colossal blade and an RCB, anyone can. Just get good.
>>575984781big difference between babying and being realistic about what boss requirements are and not bullshitting the poor guy so that he wastes his time and resources on shit that he isnt going to beat yet anyway
you shouldnt even be allowed to exit nmz without base 90 combats, i fucking hate low levels so much
>>575984754don't diss mudkip, he's an og. he is retarded but in an endearing way like nut bladder and merripu
>>575983692The guy who pitched huey and royal titans is a different dumb motherfucker. I just pitched blue gauntlet because it was my first real engagement with pvm and I learned a lot through it. I played it with clicks only which taught me to anticipate what menus I need to have open at any given time.
>>575984897nmz is dead sweaty hallowfell is the new EHP
>>575984897you and the game itself too anon. pvm has a severe problem with a lack of actual scaling. you go from shit like mad and scurrius which you can do in shitgear at 40s to stuff that you cant do reliably until WAAAAYYYYYY later with an enormous jump in skills and gearand dont even get me started on when pvm starts being so unimaginative that it pulls the 'we designed this boss around prayer flicking because we are hack devs that kowtow'd to the metaslaves' shit
>they want the DEI NPC and dialogue changes for a "2007" world
great the monumental chest wasnt purple again just my freaking luck
>>575985263you sound cute do you want to raid together
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUVh9xGuOc0kino
>>575985196>ou go from shit like mad and scurrius which you can do in shitgear at 40s to stuff that you cant do reliably until WAAAAYYYYYY later with an enormous jump in skills and gearDoesn't Moons/Barrows fill that niche?
>>575985686that quest and quest boss were so flipping good and then maggot king was just a stinker
would it be aura if i played the gigachad music everytime i posted or cringe
>>575986394What the hell is wrong with you?
whats the gigachad music
>>575985298>you sound cuteeveryone in this general is a very hairy man
>>575986468what about d3ks and st0ck
>>575986468this i am a very hairy man, also i am gay
>>575986515Rule 29
im gay
A pker just raped my boyhole with a dds
They need to work on skilling to make it more sweaty and enjoyable for us pvm autists
>>575986681We already know that. Your parents are the ones who dont know.
dont tell me what to do i dont have to do anything to sailing if i dont want
>>575985893>moons>70s MINIMUM, zombie axe crush weapon MINIMUM, albeit it does feed you supplies>barrows>see the necessity of enormous amounts of reliable prayer pots aka farm grind has to be done up to that pointnoin fact herblore softgating is a major problem for most osrs pvm. metal dragon slayer tasks? gated behind 79 herblore for antifire. any pvm? gated behind 38 herblore for prayer restore, and realistically more like 60-70 herblore since you have to have seeds which you arent going to get with any reliability until you unlock the harder farming contracts. zulrah? gated behind 87 herblore for fucking antivenom. other pvm? gated behind 81 herblore for saradomin brews. plus the whole bird nest scarcity problemcant even get fucking super combat pots without 90 in herblore. it doesn thelp that herblore is the number one most agonizingly boring and terrible timewaster of a skill to level tooand dont even talk to me about the combat achievement hilt to remove the prayer drain in barrows - by the time youre geared and statted enough to get that, youre way past barrows
the fact you want barrows for moons but need moons for mediums is lol
why is jagex making every item crash?>changed cox rates and tbow crashed>made gauntlet easier and bowfa crashed>new slayer skelly and heart crashedwtf is their problem? I've lost hundreds of millions of gp
i play an ironman so i dont need to worry about gp i hope this helps
>>575989312A lot of it is just speculation caused by the coming raid
bro 90 isn't even halfway....
>>575989312shift from a gowerian mmo economy (bad luck protection is when you buy something you can't get as a drop) to a private equity ironman economy (irons need all the BIS shit so drop rates of them have to be made more common)enjoy!
>>575989312bogdanoff called and told them to dump it when they heard you were invested
>>575987794Just buy the pots from the GE that you need. >herblore training boringYou buy the ingredients from the GE and just stand there, it is fast. It is 450k / hour doing sara brews and costs 7.82 gp / xp with current prices. Do the herblore minigame for a bit for the amulet and goggles and the price is 4.21 gp/xp. Its not any different from other skills like cooking, smithing, crafting, fletching before they were minigame/ironscaped.
>>575987794Plant the herbs lil helmie
Megarares should be untradable fight me
is the new raid going to be accessible for friendless losers asking for a friend
my megarares are untradable because im an ironman
>>575989312My fucking herbs are crashing
I like minigames
get ready, im going to log in soon
i think im a supergremlin
why hello there beautiful
>>575967619First of all, you are better off building up the stats of your account. Stats > gear in 100% of cases.Secondly, if you are struggling with the mechanical complexity, you are better off focusing on bosses as they came out in chronological order than level order, Scurrius is far more complex than bosses from the original game like Barrows brothers or the Giant Mole.
Mole is too fucking hard to do on mobile
>>575989312>I've lost hundreds of millions of gpThat's your own fault. You've seen these changes in the pipeline and not sold your items. Like sitting there and seeing that the new boss is a golem and not buying up the most effective golembane weapon and cashing in on an easy 4x.
>>575989312>I've lost hundreds of millions of gpHow?
That seems so exhausting to be paranoid of every item dropping
items are not wealth you should be stacking gold and platinum gp is forever items dont matter
>>575989312Now the imbued heart is crashing
>>575989312Nex items are gonna crash with raids 4 due to cbow and mega bis
they need to sell inferno fast passes where you start at wave 30
Your bank is worth like $50 shut the fuck up lil bro
me and my cat kill mole together
>>575993056Credit card warrior mindset
d3ks crashed my imbued heart when she says she dont fw me no mroe
>>575993161Yeah so it doesn't matter that the value of items crashGlad we reached the same conclusion
as a daoist i dont care if items crash
asmongold played another rpg
>>575991747I know barrows is sorta easy they just drain a lot of prayer i have quite a few prayer potions ready (Almost 150) might try some barrows soon.Mole is dumb his drops are aids and he just runs away heaps
>>575993596Asmond is going on his cowarc soon after the asian foid gonna turn him into idubbbz
d3ks deep delved my doom hole against my will
d3ks twisted my bow
>>575987794Oh, you're that retard who was complaining about antifires being hard to obtain on a helmie.
Test
faladorians name they kid shit like Zakl'n Gritch
im going to log in
>no rune (except aethers) will exceed 400 GP because of the scar essence mine Thoughts?
doing: molehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chXk-wzWmfk
>>575993604A good workaround if you are lacking herb supplies and it's going to be something you need in the future any way if you are wanting to bosses seriously is levelling your construction. Get a portal room in your house, make a portal to barrows. Build an altar or refreshment pool in your house, teleport back home whenever you run out of pray and take the portal right back. I think the minimum you can pull it off is 78 magic and 50 construction.
bondies wont do scar essence just to save a lil gp on runes
not logged in because i dont know what to do and the things i 'should' do are dreadful
>>575995481What are the things you "should" do?
>>575995540you mom lol
>>575995576LOL
how do i cope with being a ringlet perma mogged by closed beta maxxers once osms drops
wow! that chud uim who was with that skiller uim is about to max?
whats wrong with being a chud
rogology:liu's = asiansrogs= blackssims = indiansmuchachos = latinoszachs = whites
2 minute vardorvis kill just to get my 3rd potato and potions drop out of 4 kills so far
>>575989741the helmie experience prohibits ge heresy>>575994747my complaint is how incredibly mismatched skill requirements are across the breadth of the game. you can get assigned metal dragon tasks as early as 60s in skills yet it requires herblore that easily takes 3-4 times the length of time to get to 79 than it did for you to go 1-60 in combat stats
>>575996808You always block metal dragons on helmie
>>575996882hurray 90 points down and even further away from important unlocks and items not to mention that ties up a slot for even more agonizing near-necessary blocks like hellhounds kelphites demons and suqahs
Accepting bandos chest plate donations
im an incel
>>575997265why
>>575997090Metal dragons have a 14point weighting what are you on about
>>575997404because im avpd and weird
>>575997489i have this weird crazy belief that activities shouldnt have wildly unbalanced requirements across the stats required to do them. like, say, for example, requiring 79 herblore for a mid-60s combat slayer task. or requiring 87 herblore for a 70s boss (zulrah). among other thingsits an insane concept, moderately even requirements across skills, i know
remember when the idea of a man being a virgin at 40 was so ridiculous that they made an entire movie about it
I am thinking of blocking TUROTHS and ABERRANT SPECTRES with Mortimer. Thoughts?
If you can afford membership you can afford coitus too
>>575997971think that was because male virgins didnt have any way to connect so they were more isolated and unseen
d3ks charges a lot more than jagex
>>575997090It's slayer, you're in it for the long run anyways
I'm level 70 slayer and only completed ~15-20 tasks
why has d3ks spamming had a hay day of late
>>575998393ur waifu is really a guyur gettin banrolled by a fat fuck nerd loool
idk, haven't played runescape cause dealing with life stuff, so it's not me posting d3ks anymore.
>>575997090>hellhoundsYou know you can multicannon them in the stronghold cave by hiding behind one of the walls, right?
>>576000905what a waste of good cannonballs
>>575997789>87 herblore for a 70s boss (zulrah)Double sip a regular antipoison...
>>576001261pick that up
>>576000905Oh man, that takes me back, I used to safespot hellhounds there with a mithril crossbow with steel bolts.
>>576001261Now that's sexyGZ
>>576001275>next attack immediately venoms you again and it multiplies the number of inventory slots youre using for the venom so you have even less supplies and therefore far less chance of successi swear you retards in this general dont even THINK before you post your inane non-solutions
>>576001595>pick helmie challenge mode>WTF ITS CHALLENGING?!You need to de-iron, especially since you dont realise that Zulrah drops anti venoms.
>>576001963>the solution to the near insurmountable mechanic of the boss is to beat the boss without the solutionthis what you sound likein fact you know what i forgot? the non-solution of 'just double drink antipoison bro' is even worse because it ties up more ticks drinking the things and lesser your attack uptime on top of it
The real solution is to train herblore and if you don't want to do that then de-iron
>>576002074Yes, the solution to playing a challenge mode is a hassle. Go figure
>>576002139>you must pay the 200-300 hour farming and herblore tax grind to 90 to start playing the game after early gamedo you see how insane this is? even in a game whose purpose is to grind various things, this is a crazy ask to make of someoneand keep in mind that 200-300 number isnt something i just pulled out of my ass. that is the legit number for an extremely efficiently played ironman. if youre just a filthy casual, this shit can take up to 700+ hours, or over a *year* worth of playing. even the average helmie isn't doing that i under six months. you think its okay for a player, even a helmie, to be trapped in herblore jail for 6 real life months because of absurdly over-inflated arbitrary requirements on mandatory items for MID GAME pvm?
that guy is going to lose his shit once he realise how many rings of recoil he has to make for money snake kek
>>576002519no not at all. its a little tedious to do i admit but the skill requirements are very low for making them and its very easy to acquire asstons of gold and sapphires from motherload and runes from gotr
>>576002469600 hours while you train other skills, quest, farm other bosses, progress your account. 85% of herblore training is farm runs, which are inherently time gated so it's really not that bad.>Zulrahdrops Antidote++ at like 1/12. What's the problem?
>>576001275You spam cure me instead
i am not a fan of wave based content
>>576002469Welcome to Old School Runescape.
i miss meriipu
>>576004430Sorry bud you need to spend 2 hours to get 1 shot with half the waves being filler
>>576003174see >>576002074
>>576006174im meriipu
what if raids 4 required 1 person to be melee 2 people to be in ranged 1 person to be on ancients to freeze ads and 1 person to be on lunars to cast cure all
yea what if or whatever
>>576006886I'm an ironman so I can't accept aid from others
>>576006962helmies shouldnt be allowed in raids to begin with. the 'no aid or parties allowed but oh raids dont count' exemption is bullshit
>>576007124Agree. And that includes BA. Helmies simply shouldn't be able to complete the kandarin diary.
if u complained less and just played more u'd be base 95 by now with full torva
would you still hate me if i was confident and charming and normal
i dont trust confident people
>>576007231well now lets not go that far lets just remove BA from the diary and we can call it a dayor just remove BA from the game completely, what a trash minigame it is
anyone doing mind goblins
whats a mind gobling
>>575765260heh
dont understand why jagex wants me to learn scales in 3rds to the point of being able to play them flawlessly what is the point of learning this
>go to reddit island to do the quest>"oops you brought the wrong size boat, better figure out where you left the little one you haven't used in six months and sail around the world to get it"this game is just a fucking chore now, it's soooooo boring
d3ks says im lucky to have her because no other girl could ever love me
cmon thats shenny
>>576009084yeah that was pretty fucking lame
no im busy playing scales
like mega raids?
Are CoX mega scales still a thing
kinda
>>576010073QRD?
https://x.com/DanSteinmetzRS/status/2083194425224634391Is he right?
>>576009936yes, when i see a nice bussy, my cox megascales
>>576010713Why are there so many homosexuals here?
bussy isn't gay
i already closed the thread
360 hard caskets stacked. I'm reaching my limit...
>>576010530?
>>576010543it is kind of fucked up how lumby elite keeps getting harder and harder
>>576012224so does kandarin.
>>576012508No?
>>576012590more and more new retards start playing the game and making ba even harder.
>>576010543this shit is uniroincally a challenge to bondieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYH9dTMWo_4(he has been there for the whole stream no clue how many hours total)
>>576012774We should host a BA night, I think there are enough people here
>>576012893Fullscreen was a mistake
>>575981952not really, rsps died because runelitewithout runelite, osrs would be rs3
>>576012914>We should host a BA night, I think there are enough people herefive?
>>576013473Well, people without the elite diary complete who are willing to play alongside fellow misfits
>>576010543back when I was playing on a macbook over wifi with a $10 wall-wort router from a taiwan night market, i probably would have struggled on draken for over a month too. it depends on his battlestation i suppose
last time i went to ba night meriipu kept calling me a cheeser and when she leaked as defender she said its cuz they smelled the cheese
see this is why i'll never do anything in-game with osg because some sperg will stalk me and spam my rsn five years after i quit the game
thats never happened
lonely lass....
>>576010530You get a shitload of justi ely tanks to basically stack shamens/mystic and just chin them for massive gp
>megarare lites include harm ely sra and zcbWho literallly thinks this?
is anything else releasing until raids 4?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAfFfqiYLp0thread theme
>>576018670you dont like spending 100s of hours on a sidegrade when you could just be doing the raids?
ok im gonna do my venator task, should i make and use these red topaz vampyre rings or is it not that serious?
>>576020878>venatorIn nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti......
>>576020878If you only have a bring then yes
>>576021239i have ultor, and i guess im using sunspear instead of the flail it looks likewtf i was dreading this task but this seems like it's gonna be fucking free if i get to just camp this spear... do thralls work on them or nah?
>>576021389Its like 5% more dps but its kinda a hassel to deal with the rings. They should have made a chargable ring. Make sure you are on stab
Can some lore nerds tell me why the zaros bow and levi ring named after the vampire venators?
>>576001261how do you do that? My clog screenshots are always me having the item in the inventory already
>item drops on the ground>take a screenshot>pick item up
>>575978318i miss you
>>575989312I hope they keep it up, at this rate I might be able to afford one of these megarares
>>575989312They want to make the game more accessible to everyone that's why they want all the items to be more easily available, just look at all the new drop rates.They have realized that most people won't play the game if one item can take 100 hours to acquire.
does anyone any anyone want to do something on runescape oldschool version
im down to erp
jagex will make it easier in a month so no i dont want to do anything in old school version of runescape
i dont want to do that at all im not into that at all
>>576026938>>576027008can i watch
were not doing thtatr
i miss the red login screenit's not exciting to login anymore
>>576026938your callwhat do you want me to do
>>576027281what do you need
>>576027336what part of your call don't you understand?i'm your whoregive me post-99 xp, baby
ill erp with you whats your rsn
stop being weird i just want to do a raid or something
ill set the stage your d3ks after a long day at work your boss has been really hard on you lately youve been putting in extra hours and your boyfriend has been neglecting you and im echo cerberus and i just hit enrage
>>576026938no sorry making strawberry pie made me incredibly sleepy so as for me personally i dont have it in me and i never did
its saturday so im having trouble immersing myself in that scenario
>>576027608wow can i see
can you put some rhubarb in too
you could see but i will not allow you to see IDIOT
why are you yelling at me :(
i would never raise my voice at youlets tob 338 im rdps
i dont wnt to tob i want to see the pie
i dont know can you
mad angel is a good bossjust wish zombie axe was faster so i could actually attack each time after the aoe dodge in enrage phase
i want to be mdps
ok we just need some freezers
how hard is toa? I want to upgrade my rune pouch
>>575960315are the runescape generals finally good?
>>576028560no
>>576028560https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQUBplMRLU4reminds me of this hehe
i feel poorly i wish someone would cook me a sandwich and soup
this guy had a red frickin orb in his nightmare staff what the hell even is that
>>576028216You can if you do it "properly" by running to the sides. You get bonus damage doing it that way anyway.But yeah you do lose a ton of ticks by doing it the easy way.
>>576028745i can't believe i spent beta, season 1 and 2 nolifing that garbage.
i cant believe nobody owna wants to tob
i only tob with max gear sorry also can you even pogtank
wtf does owna meanand i want to do tob but no one wants to do tob with me
no i cant tpogtank and chances are ill get stuck in a web owna is a typo just ignore that part of my post entirely
is a dscim and full rune good enough for tob?
you should really learn every mechanic before you subject the general population to your tobbing
i knwo the mechanics its just hard sometimes
Uhm sorry i die at verzik
i paid 15m for a tob leech for qpc and then paid another 50m for wyrd service and 150m for drakan service
oh my godddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
do not take the lords name in vain
oh my science!
you could you couldbe right herewith me with me at the tobi dare i dare you
me personally, i equip a crossbow and run around the outside, around the outside, when verzik does her webs
where do you run around with a crossbow when verzik does her webs its unclear
thats valid
i miss ece so much its been what, 7-8 years now?
guess ill go to 416 sigh
nigga got no friends to tob with
i would love to tob but i get really nervous around cute girls
if you get nervous just imaging them nacked
i ccant even tob after all this my bank tabs all messed up
going to moon the moons at moons
that's nice, Ed
i just wanna have some funand i cant be the only one
im starting to think a f2p helmie is a dumb idea
omg will you get the message noone wants to tob with you freak
>>576030995i would do tob with you but all i have is a dscim and a magic bow (i)
>>576031269it has to be hardcore or uim or it feels weird as f2p
sorry im gonna log off
does anyone wanna play puzzles im gonna make a puzzle. like now
okay yep were puzzing https://jiggie.fun/RhVgUs
>>576032154a jigsaw puzzle? in
in what?
i wanna fr*ck my computa
how many tcg cards does /osg/ have? for me its 2228
dont you might catch a virus xP
that would make me wannacry
oh my gosh despa just logged in
Loot from 50 dead nightmares.
nigga double deathed at least 1 of those
Playing Old School RuneScape is anti-capitalist insofar as it represents a conscious withdrawal from the demand to make something of yourself. Contemporary capitalism does not simply require that we work; it increasingly colonises leisure as well. We should exercise, network, travel, cultivate interesting hobbies, build a personal brand, monetise our interests and generally experience free time as another opportunity for self-improvement.RuneScape offers the opposite. You can spend an entire evening clicking the same tree. Nothing has been produced, no useful skill acquired, no social capital accumulated. From a Lacanian perspective, there is a certain jouissance in precisely this refusal: enjoyment comes from doing what the social order can only recognise as wasted time.The anti-capitalist gesture is therefore not playing a medieval clicking game as such. It is choosing, for several hours, to become economically and socially useless.
I am currently on my 11th attempt at jad and I can’t even get to the healers because of sheer panic and nerves setting in! I’ve looked at countless videos countless guides and I’m just starting to think I’m just unable to do it now!Also is there a faster way to get through the waves to get to jad because it takes about 100mins to even get to him just to get one tapped!Any help or advice is greatly appreciated! Ps. I’ve only been playing for 4 months so I am still learning everything sorry!
>>576022259Vardorvis is/was a vampyre and general in Zaros' army
despa what are you training these days are you still doing running man
im questing now i think i will start on slayer a bit
misthalin mystery is funny
It is now just over a year since the much debated stackable clue update hit the game in July 2025.How do people feel about this update a year on and what do you think have been the good and bad impacts on the game?Are you someone that still believes this wasn't right for the game and this change should be reverted or are you someone who would lean into this more and be open to increasing the stack limit?Being a somewhat regular to the /osg/ general and I don't think I've seen an awful lot of discussion on this so perhaps it's in the right place!
clue juggling was sovl and they ruined it
Is now the time to buy an Ayak, 41m seems like a steal. Costs per charge are 1/4 of the shadow. I'm mainly using it for slayer bosses.
im not sure because i cant use the grand exchange because im an ironman personally i just did doom for my ayak and toa for my shadow
ez suck my dick bitch
>>576022259>>576033891Jagex didn't want to also include Zaros/mahjarrat into the vampyre questline.>>576026550I think nightmare was a huge failure. One year of pet statistics there ended up being less pets of nightmare than the year before since they did a bot busting ban (that was before the current much better bot detection). Majority of the time nightmare has been content for bots, no real player wants to dump hours upon hours into it for no drops.
so basically im making it keyword searchable for next osg jigsaw puzzle that 750 pieces is too many
Helmies truly are insufferable. They're the new cross fit/vegan/hyrox people who let being a helmie be their entire personality.
why did you ban me from the puzzle i was having fun
yeah thats] exactly why i banned you
bruh i thought you could see the helmet when you right click on other players this whole time what the fuck.
sis really thought
ion finna know what blud talm bout
>>576035738Ok but why does zalcano fall into the same pitfall as nightmare when the only people that do it is bots/venes
stupid puzzle made me burn my soup
>>576036956no cap finna fr br 67 mog send desu-ne dayo
How many brews for zalcano?
the concept of you asking that
like 6 or 7
>>576037046Because zalcano is boring as shit and every element of the fight is visually repulsive.
>>576038179>visually repulsive.speak for yourself im rock hard though it god i want a big mommy demon wife to absolutely destroy me
>>576038343Just because the pixels get your imagination going doesn't mean zalcano isn't ugly.
why are my seeds not being used is this a bug or some new thing where theres a chacne it dosent get used?
ABOOOOOOOOS
>>576038343Yeah id smash zalcanoWith my pickaxe
there are no abos in this game. they dont know how to use computers dummy.
i did a kickflip
I just have 0 desire to log into OSRS
dont even bother logging in you horrible bitch
>>576039817i logged in just to hit some trees at miscellania.
nasty little tart
>>575960526
my pussy is all sore
>>576040567It's called asshole or rectum.
i had to go to the doctor about ass pain around the entrance. he told me as long as i refer to it as an entrance and not an exit the pain will keep coming back.
>>576040797Your doctor sounds like a pretty funny person.
>>575960315The best part about making golems is knowing that skillers don’t know how to And it’s important to make golems, so that you can remind skillers that they can’t have anything good in lifeThey’re allowed to have molten glass and gem cutting, and gold and silver jewelleryHey, that's a pretty good golem...not that a skiller would know HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>576040797when i was my bumhole i can feel like a stick sticking out.
Are you enjoying the new boss, /osg/?
im not allowed to play boss until i finish my puzzle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG7cY6TmKH0
>>576041856somehow a mid level irrelevant boss is better than faggot king that drops bis amulet and crush spec weapon.
>>576041856>boss made by a dark souls dick slurper>includes "prayer parrying" as a mechanic>pet is named after a top souls streamer>weapon drop is a generic zweihander just like our favourite souls games!i can't hate it enoughgenuinely surprised there's no bonfire to rest at outside the hall that gives you 10 free heals of sunlight brew
>>576042078(You)
>>576041856I don't need any of its drops so no opinion really.
>>576042078The future is now, old man.Every update will now be about tick perfect parries and punishes, not some lame-ass GWD tank test or whatever.
>>576043405it's just like my heckin' souls games yaygod forbid they start adding defensive equipment instead of just the ever creeping offensive gearwhat's next, posture for our prayers?oh no, you didn't flick hard enough, now your faith is wavering! your overheads have been disabled and the next enemy attack will be a guaranteed max hit!
>>576043591git gud scrub
>>576043591Sounds pretty based.
>>576043591I find it funny that defence doesnt really matter until it gets to the point where you can just ignore attacks
>>576043591Venator task time. I thought the Sunspear was only used a spec weapon, but it seems to be better than the flail outright?I probably won't bother making Efaritay's aids.
>>576045008Whoops, didn't mean to reply.
i am announcing my move to world 700 in order to get a qt rsgf.
>>576043902They should make a fight that takes place in a cursed cave where your prayers don't work except for in the final engrage phase where your prayers not only work but your piety is amplified as fuck.
Thank God Runescape taught me about scams at a young age, I just legitimately had this interaction 20 minutes ago:This dude in front of me in line at the dollar store looked excited and he turns around and tells me hes about to get $6,800I ask him how? he says hes in a dating club and he sends $3,000 and in the same day they send $6,800 back.I tell this guy "Respectfully Mister, that's a scam." He disagrees and says he says 11 people in front of him (must've been in front of him online on this dating club website?) got their money.I say this to him, "Hear me out, if I asked you for 5 dollars and say ill give you 10 right back why would I do that? I'd be down $5 for no reason" He says something akin to "I have no idea why, its the craziest thing!"I again hit him with "Okay but if you're the person running this dating club operation, why do it? To give you, a random stranger, money?" You can tell he thinks about it for like 5-ish seconds, then he immediately goes "I don't know, but I've seen it happen already!" and leaves after being unable to send them this money order bs from the dollar store.I think you could've held a gun to this guy's head and he'd still 1000% believe in this scam. Thanks Runescape for the life lessons.TL;DR Just saw a 60 something man fall for money doubling in real life.
>>576045832https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1vc35vd/just_saw_a_dude_fall_for_money_doubling_irl/
>>576045898oh, you saw my post over there too? Haha, just wanted to share it here as well!
>>576046538Fuck off
thanks for the puzzle
why what did i do
ow my eyes gg and thanks for your teamwork and collaboration and gn
>>576046538should I mage tank the fight cave for my first cape?
>>576046538>99 prayer and hp>first capebro
oh tremendous my ops are beating me
is forestry still popping?
can i have some robux please
what the gp to robux conversion ratio?
>incendiary cannon shot>burns fish in water>fish>burning>in water
>>576048375bretty sure something like white phosphorus doesn't care if you jump in water
>>576042075Faggot king is the latest boss with an utterly shit drop table. The melee punish is not intuitive. It has healing, an overly huge hp pool, poorly telegraphed attacks. The shadows are rly difficult to see and you need a plugin to hide the arena. The reward is bis neck for range but its only a small increase. The kisten is meh.
>>576048375steam burn
My osrs experience has devolved to just camping crab all day because I can't be bothered to do anything else
>>576048574Not even herb runs?
better than cramming clam all day
why the fuck do i keep clicking through the maggot king
wake up in the morning i got runey on my mind
>>576048675Never done one before. Can't be bothered to keep track.
i shoot at black people on the freeway when im not grinding osrsI generally eat a turkey sandwhich beforehand with cheddar.
>>576048804Poor hitbox for the punish rly.
>>576049441>sandwhich
have you heard of king von
>>576048482Doom's drop table is worse because you don't even need to kill the boss once to greenlog.
>>576049441>people
if king von was here right now yall wouldnt be talm like this just saying
if king von played osrs do you think he would be good at the game
if king von played osrs he wouldn't be playing right now cause he'd be getting eaten by scurrius
One chunk UIMs must hate their lives
was king von a stand up tall nigga
i hate having to charge my sanguinesty scythe of vitur as an iron woman
Is Hydra fun/easy to camp? My first task and I plan on using a Bowfa for it. Araxxor was okay once I finally got the hang of it.
>>576054614I certainly is easy but it is not even close to fun.
>>576054614Easy yes but fun noBp is actually better than bowfa if you are using dragon or amethyst darts
>>576054614It is the most boring slayer boss.
can jagex give a use for this orikalkum gravel already wtf why add it before it's ready? who does that
im the mark wallberg of osg
yall remember when king von shot fbg duck 16 times for he diss track
>>576054614depends how you see it, those rhytm bosses make me tired (araxx hydra)
guess it's time to start doing barb assault
in a 1v1 on runescape whoe wins king von or fbg duck
>>575964150I missed the window by one day ):
What's your excuse?https://x.com/Local_OSRS/status/2083378283970994424
im a girl its not fair to compare
what is better for the angeldrag mace + drag defender or macuas with blood set
personally i would use my scythe of vitur but thats only because i wasnt bothered with gargoyles
>>576059621bloodmoon + the paddles
>>576059213What's my excuse? What's your excuse fucker wheres your mobile inferno clear
>>576060425i don't have a smartphone
dag nabbit i should have used slaughter bracelets on every aquanite i ever killed
When can I impregnate Astrid my wife in Miscellania?
omg, do NOT try to 1tick flick while listening to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqHQ_wWbG9Y
why doesn't swolebejji play league anymore
why this and why that
doing: mlmreading: a book idk yet
New slayer master is so awesome
>>576065309happy you're enjoying your ezscape slop.
babyscape
is it bad if i've let like 100 hard and elite clues go to waste because my bank has been capped for so long
>>576049901? Its one of the best drop tables in game.> don't need to deep delveI think jagex balanced drop rates around 1-6. Which is logical since deep delves are just a bit beneath awakened bosses.
My adventurer is stuck under Zilyana's fat ass and he wants to marry her even though she managed to grind his bones into dust for prayer XP
Grrrrrr got Drakan down to 130 HP I'm soooo close
need runey bfbut not yet i need a week to prepare
people always say "iron man is the superior game mode" but nobody ever talks about iron women which says a lot about society
>>576057972I can help if you want but I am a bit retarded.
women are part of the race of "man"an alien would refer to a group of human females as "mankind"so a female iron is an ironman
that's transphobic
>>576068582u a qt girl?
>>576069315only if you're a cute and entertainingotherwise no
Sold my Ancestral at a 100m loss, I'm at peace. I'm hopping it crash and burns and ends up at a Masori price point after the Cox drop rate changes. Thanks helmies.
>>576064289>Slop weeb shitWhat app are you using for novels anyway?
part of me is grateful for Wyrmscraigbut part of me feels bad, because this feels like the beginning of the end. That and all the streamers and Jagex shilling the card game thing (priming the playerbase for lootboxes).
people unironically think slayer isn't the worst most dogshit skill in the game? mort saved slayerNOONE will use the previous slayer masters and this is a good thing
aaaaa please sire please!!
:D
>>576071636I like it when a skill is basically something I do anyway and helps me target enemies with valuable drops.
>>576071180>Jagex shilling the card game thingWhat the hell are you talking about? What card game thing?
wait wtf i just saw mod kieren on behemeth say they're gonna have 2007scape and classic at runefest, that wild mudkip petition moved fast
>>576072307he's talking about the news post jagex made talking about the tcg pack opening plugin someone made and a few content creators are doing series based on https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/osrs-tcg---the-hottest-new-runelite-plugin?oldschool=true
>>576072436>he thinks that petitions ever achieve anythingthey announced that before the sanctimonious video was released
i hate how everything has become intertwined with "content creators"
>>576071636>mort saved slayer>NOONE will use the previous slayer masters and this is a good thingYes sir, Cancellations and blocks aren't needed all monsters are the good ones with a superior variant, if you cba to do an assignment you get 2 other options.The no slayer points is a meme as well, he just slaps on a +15-25 points for a task I would do otherwise. Slayer just became baby mode and I'm at lvl 95 so I can take advantage.
>>576072714Good god they even have the little glow when you hover over them like hearthstone packs. This is the strangest thing I have ever seen, will not be participating.
>>576070062>>SlopGrow up.
>>576074009>Isekai walking>Reincarnated as a sword>Reincarnation sageSlop, I didn't stutter
>bcp devalued my barrows chest fuck this easy slop game i hate ironmen
>>576074163Sword dad is great, the others are pretty meh especially that sage one yeah>slopJuvenile vernacular. On par with "based."
>slop>juvenileJust say you're bald
old school old school runescape is real
>gate keeping your novel reader appFine, keep your secrets
>>576071180why is wyrmscraig beginning of the end
>bald>>>/soc/35276974>>576074937I use readest
>>576075217>readestty
>>576075120it's the first player-created island which was made specifically to be ezscape for irons and everyone doing slayer. letting the players decide everything inevitably leads to things like "afk agility at 100k/hr for 30 minutes" type shit.
why are amulets of eternal glory so expensive they are the nicherest of niche items even if stupidly rare
>>576075217Defo balding + shave the "beard"
>>576076117Was a terrible decision when they allowed runelite to keep you logged in for 30 minutes. Once they add afk agility it will truly be over
if you own megarares i hate you
wtf... i have a kodai
>>576077426wtf i have an elder maul..
>>576077426wtf i have a granite maul
I already have a heart and eternal gem and 99 slayer so I don't fall under the target audience.I still need dragon metal sheets, some miscellaneous slayer clogs and blood shards so Mortimer is quite handy still.
oh my rod you just giga-ranced that venny!
good lord its already septober
Barrows is such a piece of shit. Dry streaks are fucking ridiculous.
>>576064289Wuddup gaynas
Is there a way to force a specific random event? I need 1 more frog token
>>576079735Yeah, for the frog event you can drop a cabbage at the narda restore shrine and it will make your next random event frogs.
>>576079868I will punch your asshole in with K'ril's dick
>>576077426is an eternal glory a megarare?
>>576080194I don't think that gets you any frog tokens.
>>576080412Yes, because it takes about 820 trips with 28 in inventory to get 1
what if raids 4 gave you a ticket every completion and you can turn in 1000 tickets for the megarare
d3ks is the d4vd of osg
we should be getting 120s but thats a conversation that reddit dads dont want to have
How do you stop the bleed on these fuckers? I just want to afk
Anyone happen to have done goat rumors? Currently levelling hunter (90 at chins, going to swap to rumors at 91) and I'm wondering if I should bother unlocking goats or not (currently at 59 sailing).Are they shit? Would it be better to not have them?
>>576080753but a charging trip is profit already and takes 1/20th of a CoX or a ToB or a ToA 0 stress
>>576083817telegrabbing live NPCs is immersion-breaking and you should feel bad for wanting to do it
they should let you buy infernal cape with tokkul
anyone have an aquanite hopper? is it as pog as i think it's gonna be?
>>576084509That's the first reasonable thing you've said all day.
>>576084618thanks im doing my best
>>576084369It does look dumb, but the xp is apparently pretty good, no idea about the rumor side of things thoughTo what you said though, I thought Telegrab and alchemy being utilized as a combat mechanic in WGS was very cool (telegrabbing a bomb, alching it to get rid of it). I guess there's precedence to moving things with telegrab (mage training arena) but I agree it still seems weird
imagine d3ks telegrabbing your dds and working it through your platelegs
>>576084509ok but it is pastel pink and has a huge L embroided in it and makes every NPC and idle player perform the laugh emote when you pass by them
ok im imagining it now what
>>576083375you use blood barrage retard
>>576084860Telegrabbing and alching are cool mechanics but the telegrab is too ridiculous. why dumb goats in meme island and nowhere else?
>>576084567i honestly dont notice too much difference between it and odium desu
Haven't played all year until coming back on Thursday to start the new Vamp quest.Whew.
>kill 200 araxxor>dont get my guaranteed halberdjagex?
>>576086352sending 2147m to israel right now to get to the bottom of this
>>576084509Joke aside how much tokkul would be reasonable for an infernal? If a fucking onyx is 260k (do your diaries).50m?
>>576086242It was a fun quest to be sure. I fought drakan in cool saradomin themed gear and died many times.
>>576086661Guthix is pleased.
>>576086242holy cheddar cape
>wyrmslop goat doesnt drop hunter meatyeah im blocking this shit
>>576086831I am not good at this game. Drakan was easily the hardest thing I've done in the osrs.
>>576087793Is it that bad I'm around a decade away gamewise from it.
your doing your best and thats what matters
6 hours of crab later for one level. Can't imagine how tedious 90+ levels will be
>always leave the scaly blue d'hide because I thought it was some shit that had no value >only now just find out it's equivalent to 50 blue d'hide Reeeee
>>576089537based imbecile
>>576089846
If I can do Drakan, can I do inferno or coloseum?TOA?
>>576083375Bro? Your Haemostatic dressing?
>>576091830Drakan is just like inferno but instead of clicking three tiles in a row to avoid damage you click three prayers in a row to avoid damage and then there's zuk at the end but you can figure that one out.
>>576089537one of the most immersion breaking items in the game, cutting the hide gives you NOTED scales
does daynas still post here
Just did sins of the father for first time, i died once to lightning bolts final phase but got it after that. Thinking about trying medium combat achieves so barrows don't drain, is it hard?
only point in playing is if you have a hardcore. nothing like climbing the fucking leaderboards on a hardcore, getting your skills up and collecting a bunch of items for your bank
I died on wave 63 of Inferno I'm killing myself who wants my account
i dont want your cheesey account
guuuys pls care about my red helm icon and my numbers on the 25 year old cookie clicker
>>576094541gray helm fuming cope. nobody cares about your gray helm stuff
>>576094624noone cares about your helm color and fish lvl anon
every hardcore with 0 boss kc be like
The rng is the most frustrating thing about this game>do boss>spend tens of millions on weapon to do the most damage and have the most consistency >some days it shreds >other days I'll be hitting 3 zeros in a row and then 5 sub 10 hits >all using equipment which is supposed to do 20%+ more damage and avoid hitting zeros
there is too much rng in my childrens medieval rng game
>>576095229If you don't like the rng there is always skilling.
>>576095296you seem self conscious about the notion that you're playing given your age
>>576095345>spent 15 hours levelling up combat stats since yesterday >rng is even worse than yesterday
do I think cum helm achievements are impressive?a bit, yeah. but I would never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER play cum helm.
>>576096000well uhh those trips, yea
Not a single barrows drop with only 66%
>>576095618If you want a cool grind with little rng involved go get a max cape. It is a 100% drop if you simply get all your skills to 99.
>>576096420looks the best on a red helm
welcome to the family
welcome to my youtube tutorial
This has been on my mind for a while. Ive thought about coming back to runescape, but am I a little too old for it?I have my account from 2001 runescape classic, played for many years until Eoc, but noticed osrs has came back and I'm interested in playing it, even starting over doesn't bother me.However, I can't help but think that I'm a little too old. I'm one month away from 28 years old and started my account when I was 10.Maybe I just feel a little weird, but if there are older players than me then I would love to hear it! Would it feel normal playing the game at this age?
holy reddit spacing
>>576098034literally everyone who plays this game is in their 30s+except for some minor exceptions like that one zoomer streamer who only does ToB for example
hello i am doing awakened vard if you would like to see..ttv/nanto_osrs
my Bow of 0s just did damage is this a glitch???
ruenscape finnaly cuts the crap.
chat im selling my old gpu does anyone want to buy it
>>576099360tuning in!
>>576099651hello whore
im skipping so many araxyte tasks at rick and mortimer... i just want more aquanites is all
thats weird i thought you said you were doing awakened vard but you keep dying to him
he got really close that time
>>576099341i started playing again when i was 28 a few years ago so jokes on you
you must be confusing me with the other guy who posts under the name Anonymous
building my better friends from the scraps that i find in my basement
shut up you ugly disabled freak
wtf
>>576099360>tune in>anonto gets stacked outwell
I'm only 29 and a half I'm still young
unc ahh
>>576101035it happens
im 19 youre old enough to be my dad
Tfw only slayer trash enemy loot left to get is eternal gem and dbow
>>576098034you're closing in on 30 dumbass
>>576101618Post doom hole
>>576101591Not like I would do any better kek
i just dont understand how a bondie with max gear can struggle with vardorvis
did they say if mad angel is gonna get combat achievements or not
quick reminder to you maintards that pures are the only cool thing in the game. 1 def 99 fucking mage bitch
>>576102987Maintard here, the only thing that awes me is accounts like Limpwurt's
do NOT piss me off rn
does anyone else here miss jaycutie
>>576104439>>576104486(You)
would it be tuff if i got the mole pet
i miss the person i used to be
what happened
is amazon trolling with these new email updates
no apparently its so google doesnt scrape them or seomrthing
awakened vard is a little tough..
yeah? is it?
not really especially if you have max gear
i dont have email what is amazon doing
i checked my email but all there was was a $0.52 bill for my aws domain name
they categorize your crap
>>576099367Yes it's a glitch please dm me your player name so I can perma-ban your cheater ass you nonce
im not crap
>>576100118which means you're in your 30s now. I win again.
chat is 50 deaths at vardorvis and still no kc embarrassing should i give up
no never give up and try not to be embarassed
if you were an item to be organized into a category i would put you in the precious category
it took me like 50 tries to do awakened levi which was the hardest one for me
Delivered:8 Grocery items4 Grocery items1 Nutrition & Wellness item
it took me 8 tries to do awakened duke which was the hardest one for me
>>576106168i would put you into my alch someday tab and then never alch you because i hate alching
i did duke and whisperer first try
it took me 8 tries to do quest brutus then i went to get my zuk pet
is anyone here good at interior design
im gay i could probably figure it out
ok do you think it would be weird for my end table to be a few inches taller than my couch like three inches
that would be really weird are you a freak or something
cant you just cut some of the leg of the table off
NO im not ill just get a different couch i guess i dont want to ruin the tables
the human brain can't see less than 7 inches ur fine
you could style it by having all your furniture wonky or something
its not about the sight its like what if you need to reach over and grab your cczs and you ram your hand into the table because its not even
d3ks told me 3 inches is perfect and any bigger hurts too much
how come d3ks fucks with real freaks like gayness and ppm meanwhile im nice and normal and she wont give me the time of day?
LOL
yall fw d3s so tuff but when i do the exact same shit as her yall hate me
>>576107926.png
i dont know who d3ks is
d3ks aka d333cay aka beybladee
I have to admit something anons. I've been playing RS3 the last few weeks and honestly its pretty fun. Their housing update is pretty great ngl.
does anyone want to start a nullius save with me prefer someone who is really cute and doesnt post here anymore and wouldnt be my valentine in 2024
why is that something you felt like you had to admit
okay what times do you want to play and are you comfortable with vc
id update d3s housing if you get what i mean
i would just get confused when we started doing things with liquids and i would weigh you down if that was me starting a nullius save with you hypothetically speaking
>>576108093i miss gjbu
i want to do things with liquids with d3ks iykwim
haha yea like cum and pussy drool
thats freaking hideous im closing the thread
x clicked good bye
do you think d3s would let me have a go if i bought her some vb and drove her in my civic
is the civic modded at all
its slammed and cambered
riced to the max
gay no thanks
you guys are being cringemfers desperate for the 1 pussy y'all ever saw
niggas get they first bad bitch and do anything to keep her
do the needful
d3ks makes me bark for it
>boss has 20 hp left>hit a 26>look at 2nd monitor>somehow has 6 hp left>die>check wiki and google>no mention of any healing mechanic
d3 sucking it and me watching
>>576110246no that's just incels that do that. i can walk away from women who i'm genuinely getting to know and wouldn't mind inviting over because my looks are so strong that it doesn't matter. i just find someone else anywhere else. i get sick to my stomach i get so much attention everywhere i go, but it's superficial because they see my appearance and so they assume a million other things about me which usually aren't true considering i've always been an introvert
need a d3s to walk in to my life and fuck it up and we can have sex every day
runescape?
>>576110521it's not a healing mechanic, it's just that runelite's hp bars are really fucking weird in how they increment damage and it's very clearly not 1:1
>>576111129>>>/r/runescape/
why do you even want to talk about runescape the game is trash
do NOT click that red text
theres no red text on my screen
>>576111242how do they manage to fuck up something so simple
Can you afk blood shards at sentinels on mobile or is there no way to get a notification that you've got a shard drop?
you can look at the screen and if there is a blood shard on the floor it means you got one
>>576111887age of ai. everything is buggy
WE DID IT AAAAAAAA
daynas is the plaqueboymax of /osg/
>>576112129age of empires 2 new dlc
hide yo wife hide yo kids lol
daynas changed her name stop calling her daynas
nigga got "Diva" tatted on his body like TF my nigga?
5 days o_o
>>576112684How the fuck this nigga rearrange his prayers?
if i became an osrs vtuber would you guys support me
no
i need bandos gear but i'm scared to fight graardor
niggas playing this game have a whole ahh mortgage and a kid and wife but they still choose to click virtual monsters
>>576114242Your chair would barely support you fat boy.
>>576114210ummm with the prayer plugin?
>>576114347ummmmm where sweetie?
>>576114552right click youre prayer tab icon
right click the prayer tab
nigga finna pray
>>576114629>>576114650WOW!!!!!!!!!!
wow 13:30 and without columns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdepMTTTfyE
>>576114796>her face when i put it in her butt
ok that comment was epic!
Haha oh wow lil goblin boy taken down with the swiftness
rearranging prayers is so noobcoded
Idk why you would rearrange prayers it doesnt help you with pvp
you dont understand i cant move my mouse so i have to put the pray closer
>>576115481then why does that guy in the 1330 colosseum do it
bro actually literally thinks if he rearranges his prayers enough he can hit a 13:30 colo absolutely hilarious
Why is this thread so bad?
>>576115918this whole website has been bad for at least a decade
>>576116001sure, but why is this thread so uniquely awful?
post above me ends in 6 7 lol
wonder what mine will end in lol
>>576116160lol
probably like 60 or something lol
>>576116145lol >>576116160lol>>576116242lol>>576116245LOL
lmao
>>576116067Because runescape is an autism mulipler
make new thread
does aspergers count as autism or is it its own disease
jarvis whats mulipler mean thats not in any dictionary i have
Multiplier
markiplier
markiplier?
great you just ruined my joke
>>576115918Come again in euro daytime hours, it's slower but better then
>>576117005but then there's no ac
the oldheads like meriipu despa and midzy all left and now we just have zoomer idiots
who remembers juice
do you mean juiceb0x that guy was legit retarded
>>576118209call me retarded again see what happens
>>576118476>>576118476
I got back into the game and became a paying customer because GOD North got rid of fag events.
