>>575949618>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>unlimited asura tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1ckFG3TI5rfLg1V1tGYBOMfxXMpl-8nVWPhwum93VKbg/>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1RE7QhjaghZPKgt_iZzUQz6fRZvcRUqcLw1gdi8bv1A0/>great annual questionnairehttps://forms.gle/aCGZaKKPkCeiNAr3A
>page 8thank god it's not sucky at least
sex with ichihime
>early thread with images left
>page 8Based. Keep it up, thread anon.
the choose your outfit options all suck, but whats the best choice for oppai
Pedophiles won
>>576035334...yuzu?
>>576035435cry about it
>>576035621No
>>576034983Cute feet
Hi nigger
>>576031810https://x.com/MahjongSoul_JP/status/2083483121543242023
Recommend me a game to play before I kill myself out of boredom
>>576036783Tales of Arise
>>576036783Little Nightmares
>>576036783ranked mahjong
>>576036783Unnamed space idle
I camehttps://exhentai.org/g/1420575/ae5680ce4a/
>gayporn againshiroko-7.png
>>576035498Yes.
how the fuck does #compass get so much more fanart than mahjong soul
>>576036783Grim Dawn
>>576037964The new DLC is so good I forgot to play mahjong
>>576037943More players.
>>576036783Play with yourself, iykwim
Does anyone still talk to their league 8 teammates?
>>576038402Ask me again a year from now
wasnt there a tradition of saying something at the start of the month?
>teamchat more alive than during league
ura 3 btw
>>576038810
>>576036783Ar Tonelico 1 & 2. Don't play 3. It's fucking trash.
>>576037998I just did a run through veteran difficulty on a new char. Should I buy the new DLC? Only one I don’t have
>>576038694i remembered
>>576038967New classes are fun and I enjoy trying out the new builds a lot but I'm an autist who loves tinkering and experimenting
is chinese simply not viable in art?
>>576039107Some of the best literature pieces are in Chinese.
>>576039145I don't view wordslop as art
>>576039145the literature:>shi shi shi shi shi shi shi shi shi shi shi
>>576039171>>576039230对牛弹琴
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=867jz5wd1ME
>watch memesura VOD>blocked by SME worldwideIt's over
WWYD?
>>576039395it must take a lot of work to sound worse than korean.
>>5760395623p dama
>>576039562if toimen is d/c'd, reachotherwise dama
>>576039395>>576039586Japanese >>>>>>>>>> Korean >>> shit >Chinese > other asian languages
>>576036783The Cave
>gooknese above anything
>>576038810>7p on turn 1now show what MAKA would have done
>>576039230very clever. you'll never see wordplay such as this in gweilo language
>>5760395623p riichi. its unlikely you will get any improvement
>>576039752both maka and mortal drop nan (90)
>>576039461no...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJAxeafvn8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG4iTGjuoKw
Total chink death
>>576039885How many more times does this need to happen for /mjg/ to learn that soundtracks from anime are very very very NG because of Japanese copyright
>>576039885How many more times does this need to happen for /mjg/ to learn that meme tourneys are very very very NG because they suck
>>576040129This but using YT
If I put @VPL at the end of my alts username will I get in trouble?
if your haipai is giga shit, is it worth to just hoard honors and choke the others out maybe?
>>576040634No?
>>576040634Unless you impersonate someone, no
Do you consider a 3rd in ranked to be a win or a loss?
>>576040634This but @mjg
>>576040810depends on if I was closer to 2nd or 4th
>>576040634What do you mean? That makes you halfway qualified to being a VPL pro
Erection...
>>576040810stalemate
why do /mjg/gers prefer ranking up to saint on an alt instead of their actual main that everyone knows them by?
>>576040810How is this a question?
>>576040810Surviving
>>576040937the EV on getting to saint is increasingly terrible until you actually make it
>>576040939Do sanma players think a 2nd is a win or loss?
>>576040937their stats will be better
>>576040937Getting to saint paints a big red bullseye on you for schizos
>get into chess>ranked anxietyI thought this was only a mahjong problem
>>576040937it is comfier to rank on an alt you niggers dont know
>>576041049If it's above the starting points, it's a win.
>>576041173Cowardice clings to you like stink on shit
if an /mjg/ger ranks up to saint and no anon is around to see it, did it still happen?
>>576038694It's Adept August? But I'm Saint
No one knows it, but my alt is in the top 10 EN server's leaderboards
>>576040937I'm practicing and tainting my stats experimenting in my alt so that I can do it on my main and have the fabled two saint accounts.
>>576039026I didn't
My main is in the top 100. I'm not a coward.
>>576039885Does that mean if I watch it from Mars it wouldn't be blocked?
I'll be the famous anon with 10 SEXpert accounts
I have 10 Yuzu accounts
ASAPIN on the telly for the next 24 hours playing. Commentator: Kono Naoya (the one that gets to fuck Mari)https://www.youtube.com/live/oBCM3Q9hiGkSegaMJchads, rise up
>>576041813If that's the guy hitting Takamiya then what's your excuse, anon?
>>576040810In my mind, each game has an expected placement depending on how lucky you were and whether it's a win or a loss depends more on whether you match, exceed, or fail to reach that placement. If I have really good luck, a first place is nothing special. If my luck is trash, I may be very happy about 3rd.Some of the league results that pissed me off the most were when my teammates got a 2nd that should easily have been 1st and had the audacity to be happy about it.
>>576041813Private match entry info
>>576041813Asapin should lean in to the classy bum look and grow out his facial hair again, this menopausal lesbian look isn't working for him
>>576042797Asakur A.?
>gets dora 5 instantly
>>576041813SegaMJ isn't rigg-
>>576043070A. Sakura!
>>576037289Played it for an hour, it's aight
>>576043086Rigged in a way that everyone has a chance at winning, majsoul on the other hand...
>>576041813>dark tsumogiriis this a shitter's client?
>>576043413Every other client except MJS uses them though?
>>576043413You can turn it off
>>576043334It tickles that very specific "number go up" progression autism I have quite unlike any other idleslop I have playedI don't want to look at my playtime lest I have a panic attack but suffice to say I am consistently at the endgame for each update
>>576041049In RC it's neither.
>>576041813maybe i should try to participate as well
>>576041464What shape do you think Mars is?
>>576043656they get 3 random people from 70 in the queue
>>576043708I will take those odds
>>576043413>dark tsumogiri
>>576043663Mars is a chocolate bar?
>>576037943Here's more.
>>576041274T-that's not Athena? That's everyone's favorite Alice-chan!
>>576041813why the fuck does he call so much
>>576044045It's tonpuu
>>576044045tonpuu is about speed
>>576043663the male symbol?
>>576041813>breaks tenpai to drop live dora into twice called toitoi for kuitanNYAGAPIN you retard
>>576044045Asapin is most well known for his calling ability
>>576043708It's 100 now, fuuuuuuuuuck
>>576041813Anon is in
>>576044445whomst
>>576044528Toimen
>>576034983me on the right
How's Summer Saint going, anons?
>>576044854Fujita Kana doesn't bestow her divine protection upon souless s*ints
>>576044854The seals have learned how to fight back
>>576044854Almost back to M3
>>576044854Nothing will ever top Master May
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nmhTucTbUs
>>576044854I had a meltdown after a bad streak and have moved on to Other Game August
bird uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc6rb97P4jo
>>576044925>slants...
>>576041813Strongest mahjong community in the west
>>576034983mahjong soles
>>5760418132ez
>>576041813get in and beat asapin-chan ass too
>>576041813Who is this loudass nigger trying to give asapin adivce
>>576045395Im not a footfag but goddamn those toes and soles look delicious. Do they sell flavored nail polish for those occasions? Asking for a footfag friend
Reina yume
>>576046726I have news for you anon
>>576047092What kinda news? Flavored nail polish does exist?
>>576041813Kinda impressive how the only good looking client for a classic japanese game is the chinese one
>>576047367Opinion of easily impressed people should be discarded.
>>576047367The UI hand tiles look like shit but the 3D tiles are really nice in my opinion. Probably my favorite in all mahjong games I've seen.
>>576047367actually RC is from hong kong
>>576047367UI looks ass but the table and tiles do look slick
Asapin is so fucking cool...
>>576041813Why the hell Naoya wears a heat patch?Asapin was close to yakuman?
https://mjgbooru.com/post/8342
>>576049363What does "yume" mean
>>576049363grimgay even
>>576049363Amanda do be baking
Shimocha is our rep?
>>576049475self-insert shipping
>>576049610>male and female having sex >gayThis is what nu-/mjg/ actually thinks.
>>576046894me when I'm about to suplex a cripple
>>576049183>Why the hell Naoya wears a heat patch?He's too hot
>>576051641So she was funny type after all naruhodonya
God I love thick and juicy thighs so damn much
>>576041813What the fuck was that callWhat the fuck was that discardWhat the fuck it worked out
I can't believe the strongest community in the west doesn't have anyone playing in the biggest mahjong tournament in the US, the Riichi Nomi Open
>>576053650Did you cross reference with the sex offender registry?
>>576052702https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1hJV2zAEe2/Mahjong.
>>576053650>he doesn't know
>>576053650We have at least three participants thoughbeit?
>>576053650>Middle Church | LGBTQ Affirming Progressive Church in NYCBravo burgers
>>576053650it'd be cool but flying over for a trip is a hefty investment right nowmaybe next year
>>576054339>sponsored by Riichi Cityit all clicks
>>576054339mjg clears and I'm saying this unironically
>>576054339Is mahjong a woke game?!
>>576054750>mahjongOnly if you consider RC as mahjong client
>>576054475What is basically an open secret is that riichi nomi open also hosts rate tenpin and above rate games during free play after each day of the tournament, so you can win your trip back.
>>576054696sorry to say but isn't the case
>>576054750Always has been. Akagi is full of gay symbolism.
>>576054861There's also another way to earn enough for your trip back
>>576054861Not just money but time too. Don't really wanna fly over to burgerstan just for a weekend
Bra fucking vo, burgers
>>576054339/mjg/ has emphatically blown the Middle Collegiate Church of New York the fuck out.
>>576053650Yuro general. The /mjg/ reps are waiting for 2028 WRC
>>576056107>going to Jew York, everlmao
Our best players can compete in M-League
>>576056276L-League at best and as underdogs as well
/mjg/ can't even beat the official 'cord
>>576056603who cares about trooncord?
>>576056154for WRC? of course
>>576056729Me on the left
>>576056729Holy shit is that Kazuma Kiryu the 4th chairman of the Tojo clan?!
I mahjongedhttps://exhentai.org/g/2867168/fadc992167/
>>576057717kill yourself already
Can't they just turn off the filters
>>576057717live yourself already
>>576058173That's natty
It's also Kondo Seiichi's birthday today
>>576058592unreal coincidence
>>576058724
>>576058592>We You make us happy!
New riichi city codes!TT0731YUKIE0731YYKY0731NCX0731TAFFY0731ZYH0731XG0731SAIONJIRUKIA
>>576059398Thanks anon
when will Frank drop the free gibs(no I will not log in 5 days in a week to get the tickets)
>>576059398Thanks, soulkeks would never.
>>576051641How can he have sex with this thing
>>576059897Frank's gifts are useless and ugly shit
>>576059398let me guess, some chinese streamer/vtuber tilebacks, probably already gave out before and duplicated, and maybe that purple tablecloth every goddamn time.
>>576060391uh... maybe...
How many of our boys got in so far?
>>5760611715
>>576061287>names?
>>576060391RC shills giving out old codes and advertising them as new? What a new low.
>>576061287The same anon(s) or different ones?
>>576061171Only the girls made it.
>don't have any marketable skills or work ethic>can't stand living as a NEET on the dole either
>>576062414army
>>576062414just become a lazy security guard like me
>>576062909How's the pay and what qualifications do I need?
>>576063047depends on where but for where I live (in the middle of a specific ocean) you just need a highschool diploma or G.E.D equivalent. Starting new security guards at my job site get ~18-20 USD depending on experience. It's not a lot but it's -something- in terms of effort vs pay.
>>576062414work is much easier than you think, just as soul draining but really simple.
Just get a job on a South China Sea fishing trawler
>>576062414Hahi! I am sure that you can succeed if you try!
does tuna fishing actually get you big moneyor is that just a old anime trope
>>576062414At least you’re Saint
>>576063649Perchance
>>576063639Thank you, Hahiposter!You left in an extra ".png" in the filename.
>>576062414Hoe... make the world a better place and kill yourself already...
the only good jobs are the jobs that lets you play mahjong during work
>>576063875Fake Hoeposter.
I had a really well paying job but it was so soul draining that I couldn't handle more than 2 years (only half a year actually well paid)
>>576064084I had a business and made 200k a year for two years, but I worked 180hours a month and only got sundays off very rarely. I have no clue how I survived
>fentanylWHO
>>576064948https://youtu.be/62RGOaAL-UI
>>576063649sing me up to the mjg tuna fishing entrepeneur boat odysseyatarashiako-1.png
What if /mjg/ got together and made a company?
>>576065230What kind of company?
>>576065376Riichima Financial
>>576065230Bad company and I can't denyBad company 'til the day I die, oh'Til the day I die'Til the day I die
yagooey
>>576062414>>don't have any marketable skills or work ethicWell, there's a certain job so easy you can do it lying on your back
>>576065376Yeah, no business plan for now...
>>576062909>miko security guardI could break you in half like a pair of chopsticks
>>576065376Import/export
Half of /mjg/ streamers are twitch affiliates thanks to league and judging by OC quality we have a ,lot of good editors. If we really wanted we could probably create a mildly successful content house
>>576065376AI buzzwords company that keeps changing its name slightly to get more investors
>>576065376Chilean mine
>>576066783The West's leading mahjong publisher, Sex With Little Girls LLC.
>>576059398Do any of these give the latest zoo pride flag tileback or the George Floyd memorial ron animation? I'm missing those.
>>576066605I thought the famous miko was unironically like 400 pounds.
>>576065376a small eastern european country
>>576067179Not with such a voice
>>576067179you wouldn't have gender dysmorphia if you weren't a twink
>>576067179outrageous that he hasn't posted gravure album
>>576067414>double negative
>>576067770>.gif..gif
ura san?
>>576067735I just want you to know I think you're very fun to play with miko, I'm just shitposting with good nature
>>576067997how did that happen
>>576067330you mean a country?
>>576067330Will sex with kids be legal in our country?
>>576068890How's this even a question?
>>576069657You're right, all pedos immigrating face mandatory castration and lobotomy via buckshot
>>576068890its eastern europe, of course it will
>>576065376B2B/dropshipping
>>57604181350 matches down
>>576071419>matchesplayers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TzKpoP_Tcgcynthia-7.png
>>576071498I meant to write players, I have no idea why I wrote matchesI think I have bane dramage
>>576071667Yes you dough
>>576071662>r***o
This night shall be your final as a menace to the thread, Steve. Though you may wield the true Caladbolg, there are no rules saying that a copy cannot beat the original! Take this!
>>576072849
>>576072904Wrong webm
*thinking about Mahjong*
mjg is dieded
>>576073858>last koko was 9 hours ago
>>576073951playan with asapyon
I played ranked today. It was fun.
>>576074118no it wasn't
>>576074084i'm in queue for 6 hours straight and got 0 matchessome japs got 2 already
>>576074227lucklet bros...
ICantMatch
>sfw mode
>>576065376Weponized autism arms factory.
>>576074476fuck off rc shill
>>576074476
>>576066610I can do that just fine!aru-6.png
Kokodoko?
>>576075249
The secret cool kids club is playing without us again
>>576076734doko
>>576074160It was.
>>576076791I am watching bastard and queuing asapyonAsk tomorrow
>>576076867not that kind of doko
>>576074476So was that rant about circular reflection marks being a tell of slop based on anything? Cute hat though.
>>576077001>based on anythingit's based on models
>anon gets to play with 'pin twice
>>576077268What were the odds?
>ippatsumo hanemanomigoto nanoja
doko
>wasp keeps intermittently returning to under my windowsill for the past week and a half>put my head next to the wall and I hear so sort of chewing sound between its bzztsShould I be concerned? I can't see any nest so far and it seems to be just one wasp.I hear solitary wasps aren't aggressive.
>>576078308shuddup, shamiko was too strong even for me
i shidded my pants
>>576078429Proof?
>>576078279The vast majority of wasps aren't aggressive in general. There are a shit ton of different kinds, but only like 2-3 kinds are the real assholes. Waps in general are cool guys.
>>576078429
>>576078518Wasp legs typed this post
>>576078518So should I ignore it?My mom infused fear of these things into us kids since she got stung by hornets that ate through her bedroom wall as a kid.
>>576078719
>>576077958Pikachuhime.
>>576078719Nah, wouldn't ignore it either. Similar to some bees they might build their hive somewhere you don't want to, at my grandma's place they built a hive in the rolling shutter case. Chances are that the wasps are destroying your isolation material.
>>576078518>he is unware of the German wasp
>>576078719If you do have a nest you probably should take care of it because nothing good will come out anyway, regardless of what's the insect or not. House flies also can't really harm you but you wouldn't want dozens of them around your house now would you?
Wasps are assholes, some built a nest in my grandparent's doghouse and stung the poor dog.
>>576078950Eine der wenigen aggressiven Arten die ich gerade beschrieb, du Dödel!
>>576079154har har har
>>576078510i do not need a repeat of Dragalia Sharts...
>>576079126this time wasps have gone too far
>>576078973>>576078943Ok I will call the HOA (again)Maybe I should fork the bill for my own pest control even though we supposedly have a monthly inspection.
I just randomly realized learned about the fact I can read and perfectly understand german without ever having studied it or cared about it.WHAT THE FUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKMahjong.
>one turn richiiasapyon you sly bastard, wave on camera, cmon
>>576079513HUTZENSCHNATZENSTRUDELNBURGENWAGENIt's similar for me with dutch, as our languages are kinda alike.
>>576079513True Aryan
Going to change my diapers then host a koko.
>>576077268gun do it thrice for that unlucky anon
>>576060391the currency from duplicate decorations is more worthy than the decorations themselves
>>576079513Ja, det är nästan som att engelska och tyska båda är germanska språk, typ.
Ik ook.
>>576080048making sweet noises come from this german lady
>>576080048This one is a bit harder for me, but I'd guess.. norse? I know the word pölsetysker.
>>576080167https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfoz9h7vHgk
>>576080048hintti :D
>>576080048I-I'm... chinese...Also why do I kind of understand swedish as well? Am I trascending language?
>>576080246Sounds like Swedish to me. A worse version of Danish.
>>576079862Cynthia main btw
>>576080313Hmm nyes are you a jade beauty?
>>576080398Fat ugly bastard balding manlet
>>576080482tragic....
>>576079862How long does it take?
>>576080482
show me one beautiful chinese woman I dare you
>>576079862I was about to post a koko until I saw this post
>>576080482>>576080649
>>576080649Last time I posted her, I got banned because the mods thought she was underage so no.
>>576080686i mean actual chinese woman.Everyone is pretty in anime
>>576080941but i didn't mean anime?
>>576038917Trash your mom, stupid cretin. KYS.
>>576036783bannerlord/warband (depends on your puter)will last you a lifetime
Finally I get to play after 7 hours of queueing
>>576081527get 4th get 4th get 4th
Twinks of /mjg/:>a*****a>B***y>C*****2>F***g>N*********t>s**e>U*******uUgly bastards of /mjg/:>C********l>K***s>L****i>n*****r>S***********y>t********s>W***u
>>576081660W***u is a cute twink, I've seen him
>N***s
>>576081660He's actually ugly
>>576081851Can confirm
>>576081851He may be ugly, but his personality is beautiful
>>576081660add me to the hunk list
Oh hey another anon got with the 'pin
>>576065124for me it's alaskan fishing internships
>>576081604nigger
>>576081660add me to the punk list
>>576082792lololololol
>I'm not on the list
>>576081851>>576082161Doxx him now, I want to see his face.
>>576078279A bzz?
>>576059398>731
>>576083160
>>576036783The Dungeon Of Naheulbeuk
>>576083254me on the right
>>576036783Timberborn
Is it true one of our Saints is a hot brit?
>>576083582Is there a Sbeaver?
>>576081660My crush is a twink...
>go to meat up>anons say you are ugly (they are telling the truth)AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DIDN'T DECIDE TO BE BORN UGLY
Now post the fatties of /mjg/
>>576083937me
>>576083937>That one anon>(You)>The other anon>The famous cunnyseur
>>576083937Fatasses of /mjg/:>R***o>X*********u>X*A
>>576083937...
>>576084281you missed one
>>576083937Whoever that kaavi anon is in the meetups
>>576084281>the pig dies in the chinese versionthat's fucked up
>>576083207you know, the sound they make when they flap their wings all nefariously
>>576084928I wonder who...
>>576084948butakeks aren't buhiing so much anymore, uh?
How Walkable Third Spaces Are Decolonizing the Loneliness Epidemic Through Neurodivergent Masculine Digital Minimalism and Late-Stage Capitalist Solarpunk
>>576083710You can name a robo beaver Steve
>>576078279When did I first hear it? It wasn’t the nest, I’m sure of that. I never went in the attic. It was locked and I didn’t have a key. I spent a day sawing through the padlock with an old hacksaw. My hands were blistered by the end. Why would I have done that if I didn’t know what I would find? The face of the one who sang to me dwelling within the hidden darkness above me. I had seen no wasps. I know I hadn’t. There are no wasps in the nest. So how else would I have known that I needed to be there, to be in the dark with it, if it had not already been singing to me?No, that’s not right. The nest does not sing to me. It is simply the face. Not the whole face, for the whole of the hive is infinite. An unending plane of wriggling forms swarming in and out of the distended pores and honeycombed flesh. The nest is nothing but paper.There is a wasps’ nest in my attic. Perhaps it can soothe my itching soul.
>>576085691no john you are the wasps
DARKEST Moment in Bitcoin HAPPENING NOW!! (ACT QUICKLY)cynthia-7.png
doko?
>>576085423I wonder how much input Flet gets to add for the mahjong soul character characterization and lore.Like making xenia fat and out of shape.
>>576084354She's big boned and subsists on a diet or slop. It's not her fault.
>>576086646Xenia after climbing two steps of a staircase.
Majsoul Friends Room 22221(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=22221Room theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIC1stFLCvs
>>576086791Why didn't robonyagger get a glow up with the new roboky release?
>>576086950Why wasn't Strive a good game?
>>5760867912/4>>576086950Because I want to do my very best to forget that strive exists
>>576087064Because guilty gear is a shit series, next question.
>>5760867913/4
I never played GG, but I like the songs, especially from xrd.
>>576086791How was that diaper change
>>576086791started
>>576086646>Like making xenia fat and out of shape.That's /mjg/ lore
>>576087569sharted*
>startedWoe is me.
Strive is good though
DOKO
>>576087771Who would Steve main?
>>576088169100% chipp
>>576087771You can't just dual wield riichi sticks, that's illegal
>>576088247Not that vampire with his own caladbolg? Or just Ky as a proper swordsman.
>>576088438Steve is a certified masher who really has no idea how to actually play (but thinks she does)
>>576088438That's swordslut's mainI bet the sound isn't going to play
>>576088169>>576088247>>576088438She would main Baiken and it's not even close.
recommend me an old school boomer JRPG I can play on some emulatorbonus points the more obscure it is
>>576088790thematically sound but she doesn't have the skill
>>576088618So Mila or I-No players.
>>576088169Zato-1 cause he's kool.
>>576088963Anon, she has a robotic right hand, just input the macros into it to autoplay her.>b-b-ut the human arm couldn't keep up!Robotic left foot.
>>576088836I'm about to replay Azure Dreams, it's not very obscure though
>>576089357
>>576088836Gokinjo Boukentai
>>576088836forgot my emote atarashiako-1.png
>>576088836Breath of Fire 3
>>576088836persona 5
>>576089546WRONG MACRO
>>576088836Lunar Legend
>>576088095can make segamj koko
A robot handy wouldn't feel good
>should captains with a bad reputation be prevented from captaining again?hmmm I wonder which team asked this question
>>576089802Host Sega MJ koko in 10 minutes. I am in a middle of cooking salmon
>>576090120based teammate
>>576090129mleague rules etckokoragehttps://youtu.be/LfXpNrOBnTE
I'm at work
>>576090665/mjg/ reclined way too muchsalmon bro, cook it extra slowly, room aint filling
>>576086791GG, thanks for the game
>>576086791gg thanks for the game nyagreat gyakuten cat
>>576086791Ggs. Thanks for the games my fellow nyaggers.
>>576086791gg
>>5760906652/4
>>576090665I had no idea which buttons I was clicking, but some sixth sense allowed for it to be the right ones apparently. 2/4 in lobby I think.
>>576088836Seraphic BlueIt's Edgelord Chuunkino
>>5760906653/4
amaekoromo-7.png
<- tuff
>>576090665still 3/4join or something
>>576092294can someone translate this janki so i can know why he retard forces kokushi only
>>576088836Chaos World because I played through it six times for some reason.
Need TO wifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpCPkmni6QU
>>576092986You wouldn't get it
>>576090665started
>>576093036This song never leaves.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TV95vLvMIU
>>576092156is it worth it to fiddle around to get the resolution bigger
>>576089546Imagine how cute this dork would be as a wife.
>>576090665I saw this drink in the store today.I was reminded of the 2hu song but decided to go with Celsius instead (has a nice long lasting buzz)
>>576092986what on earth was that dice "roll"?
>>576093369I don't have to imagine.
>>576093616They always do super obviously cheated rolls and nobody bats an eye.I guess everyone's just in on it and don't give a shit.
>>576081660>twinks are shitposters>ugly bastards keep the mjg lights on
>>576093789I always thought it was just to not waste time trying to film a specific dice roll outside of the one with that one guy
what's the mahjong cheating equivalent of the rigged dice the one manager guy used in Kaiji? If I recall right, what made it tricky is that it only skewed odds and did not guarantee a win.
>>576094586I thought the other dudes swapped in dice with specific numbers duplicated so it would always win/lose. It's been a while since I've watched Kaiji
>>576094424They can just do it with clever cuts if that was an issue.
>>576081660I always suspected he was an asian boyprincess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc58xOwjwto
>>576092986he just really wanted that one kokushi
>>576095034>be me>me bee
>>576095445Woah, cute
>>576088836Persona 1
>>576088836Soul Hackershttps://youtu.be/9sKecYqOX4M?si=ol5rQABcZeX491r9
>>576095993You want him to play Persona? What? Are you stupid?
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/147842603
>>576090665GG. Sorry worm
>>576090665>uncalled ippatsu 6sfascinating behaviorgg
>>576090665GG
Just 40 something thousand coins until the last orb. Gonna be hard fighting the urge to just spend the last 10 rainbow rocks on it
>>576090665Ggs moonrunes and anon. That UI is seizure inducing.
>>576097157turn it off bluddy, no one uses assist and shit, besides cool lightning and hand of flow
>*skips ippatsumo because it's the suzume instead of the takame*
Horse announcement today
>names
>got all the terms wrongamaekoromo-0.png
not kanning is suzumenashi
>>576095034Interesting
>>576097745Huh? No it's not
Yuzu has super hairy and smelly armpits.
>>576098274P-proof?
>>576098274Proof?
LISAN AL GAIB!
She is shaved
>>576097745No! Sexy art girl Murphy-tan announcement today.
>>576097234A tactical nuke went off before I discarded THAT tile. It was all configured rightly way back, bur for some reason it reset, portrait and all.
>>576099050>nukewe didn't have yakuman that game, uh and yeah, latest update messed with some setting and stuff
>>576098274That's greenzu. Like the mold.
>>576095445>blob
>>576095034and people say we should eat the bugs
>>576095445NO SHIROBEE NOW YOU WILL DIE AIIIIIIEEEEEE
Stop feeding Steve!!
>>576100239She’s becoming too powerful! We can’t afford to leave her alive!
I've been to Hell and back, and back to Hell…and back. This time, I've brought Hell back with me.
What memes would you guys want me to make a lesson in next?Comment down below
Hell so strong it killed /mjg/...
>>576099839When they say bugs they mean the brown disgusting ones, not whitetail bumblebees and other pretty parasites.
>>576103305haku ton
>>576103930is this loss
>>576104038in a way
>>576103930ICantRon bros...
>>576103930Why did you skip
>>576103930Inside you there are two nyaggersOne is retardedThe other is also retarded
Asapin...
Doko?
Who else got to play with pin?
>>576107591Everyone who had the chance got raped by him
>>576107864not me heh
I was at asashigoto
Why does this game never give me the character I'm rolling for? It's like they don't want me to give them money for skins.
>>576109240You want it too bad
>>576109297I don't roll more when I lose. They are just cucking themselves out of extra money.
I played ranked today and WON
>>576109413Why would you roll more if you get it on the first 10 pull
Blitz enjoyers, any tips for managing time in that mode?I can do "ok" but I get stuck if I open a haipei with a non-obvious first discard.How do you go about situation where its unclear what the best discard is and you don't want to burn up your entire time bank on turn 1?
>>576109804How's silver room
>>576110265if you get stuck on the 1st discard then you are ngmi by which I mean, play more
>>576110932Old and dusty probably
>>576111389do you think I can read chinese
>>5761113899s
>>5761113898m
3 circle
>>576111924fuck me. mean for >>576111389
>>576111389hmmmm1m
>>576109804Can I have your autograph?
>>5761113895m, I'm forcing chanta
>>576111389Is this early or later in the round?
>>5761113892p :^)
>>576111635>>576111734>>576111854>>576111924>>576112174>>576112467>>576112625Even the original post has comments split between 1m, 8m and 9s. Personally, I'd keep the 79s block intact, since this is a bakyouless wwyd.
>>576112841>none was my discardthey got eyes but cant see mount tai
>>576113706adultfuckers here would tell you they'd fuck that
>>576113706Delete this
Tsumo! Gomennasai nee~
>>576114202Btroon...
Alright, I'm out to stream
>>576114336Link your stream here
>>576114435No, anons will get mad at me
>>576114476We won't t.anons
>>576114612fine, I link once I start
>>576114723I'm mad
>>576114772
>>576114772You need to have some tea
>>576114435https://www.twitch.tv/me_beloved
Didn't ask
>detested troonko
>>576115392cant hear game audio btw
>troonko isn't actually a troonThank fuck
he sure acts like onealso, not mahjong, fuck off cunt
You promised you wouldn't get mad
the promise was made under the assumption it would at least be mahjong
the sisyphean looper will save us
>>576118204'bikini
>>576118204Reminder for everyone to hibikeepin' it cool as we enter August
It's happening
The master 1 brain cannot even begin to comprehend today's WWYD.
>>576121135DEAL-IN GET 4TH DERANKDEAL-IN GET 4TH DERANKDEAL-IN GET 4TH DERANK
>>576060391It's still good to keep up with these codes to accumulate the blue dorito items from dupe items in addition to the file folders needed from rolling dupe characters because you need both to awaken characters.
>>576121245That's because the wwyd is just wrong>>576121359>replying to 11 hour old postshiroko-7.png
asapin after 18 hours of tonpuusen19/19/11/9 2.13
>>576121449The rc shill has to make ends meet somehow
>>576121490how did he accomplish this when tonpuu isn't a skill based game?
>>576110265Skill issue. Just think faster bro
[Permanent Ask & Care Ritual]From this point onward, all posts have been asked for. All posts are cared for. By the power of Adolf Hitler, it shall be so.
>>576110265do more what would yuzu do
bravo flet
>>576123950Baba~n
pon 7m?
>>576125515>sticky vs shitty tenpaimmm nyo
>>576125515skip
>>576125515>>576125696>>576125737
>>576116162thanks for telling me. I will fix that for the next time. I knew it was kinda low but not that much
>>576123950
>>576121135I DID IT! Time to celebrate with a friendly!Majsoul Friends Room 93144(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=93144
>>5761267872/4
Hmm.I understand why my choice is bad but why is MAKA ok with 6p riichi?Isn't double musuji into what looks like two ready hands for only 2han a bad idea?I had expected it to want to fold here.
>>576125515kills all value
>>576121449?8m is the de facto correct answer
>>576127097still early and muh pinfu
>>576126787how did he get the cat to do that?
>>576126787Started!
17 days since his last stream...I miss him
>>576127295turn 12 is early?
>>576127097 7p is kabe so it’s not really doubie musuji, also if your chasing riichi generally prioritize a good wait
>>5761270977p kabe makes it way safer
>>576127470>>576127467Kabe works on the inside?I did not know that.
>>576127575Well if 6p could deal into both 45p and 78p and all the 7p are visible, opponent clearly can’t be waiting on 78p
>>576127707Yeah but why doesn't it work like that in the defense tables?
>>5761278326p is still dangerous since it can deal into 45p
>>576127832kabe's useless for anything between 3 and 7you use suji for thosedont listen to these guesswork keksperts
>>576128054Even on 45p it's 1 chance though.
>>576128468>trusting 1 chance
>>576128468what are the odds
>>576128162Eh, I think i see why MAKA is fine with it.With 7 kabe the 6 is not double musuji and the dora is honor so its relatively ok to tempt fate here.At least that's what yuusei says.
>>576128693one chance is all I need
I push 2 chance
Maybe I should play some pokemon today
>>576128880yeah to dela in
>>576128840Actually yuusei seems to be fine with good wait riichi chase in general.Is Riichi really that powerful?
>make OC edits>the worst anons possible start using them
>>576129980
>>576129980its a good anon, sir
https://www.youtube.com/live/_jQX2oLJwDU
>>576129980No anons are the worst anons.
>>576130541'pin got tobi'd
>>576039674mandarin is the worst most disgusting language on the planet
>>576131616Would be true if not for the tragic fact that Africa exists.
>>576131793nigger languages sound better than ch*nese
>>576131616mandarin is beuatiful languagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8x4m-qpmJ8
BOMBO KLAA
>>576131875they are equally as bad imo
https://youtu.be/OjNpRbNdR7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD6ASbQtKxw
It's full moon againCrazy how time flies
Ok, but which is the most beautiful language and why is French?
>>576132858>FrenchWeird way to spell Hymmnos
>>576131915bleh
the repo should host all soundposts
>>576131915hokkien mogs mandarin on every stephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4K5eifwiSg
>>576131616Over time I have come to appreciate the Chinese more.I am glad they are reconnecting to their past after the misstep that was Mao.
>>576133049>make a publicly available repocatbox to host soundposts>find entire clannad there next day
>>576126787ggs
>>576126787ggs!
>>576133156I don't see the issue
>>576126787GGs
>>576133263t. clannad anon
>>576126787Geeg
there really should be a culling i hate retards so much
>>576133520thats what a lucklet would say
>>576133156then make a clannad player usercript
>>576131616I remember thinking this. Over time, the more I came to realize China isn't nearly as bad as America wants you to think it is, the less I hated the language. I can only conclude it's a sentiment born of racism.Besides, nothing's worse than an australian woman's laugh
nigerian english is still the best language ever
>>576133052Oh this show. A vtuber visited their studio a couple weeks ago.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDblDZU3ads
What should I focus on as an intermediate player if I want to get better?
https://youtu.be/X2xA4vBuc70
>>576134279why did they hire this girl into a "music-focused" gen and yet sucks at singing
>>576134435iishanten judgement
>>576134582she can handle performing live
>>576134435Just read more books and improve in general, no need to focus on anything in particular.
>>576134435Tile efficiencyPush-fold judgmentDefense
>>576135172There's a strategy one can take though. Diminishing returns and all that.
is panda having connection issues?
>>576136795Never goon
Sometimes I think about how lucky we are that we have autistic meidos that are literally never going to quit this general unless they die, and do everything for free and ask nothing in return.
>>576133052>weapon is a fucking hoeWoah cultivators... kakkoi...
>>576138387kek thischinks can make a weapon out of everything
>>576137751I am thankful for the many past leagues and future leagues ahead of us
I wish sanma league were real...
Every time a sanma league happen, things go terrible wrong.
Sanma sucks
>>576136107Read RMS, it actually starts off talking about the various skills involved in mahjong.The most important are essentially the first two. Uzaku books are probably the best way to improve at hand-building. Folding is extremely important, but it has relatively little room for improvement compared to other things once you get the basics down. Push-fold is critical, though maybe more difficult to improve at than other aspects of the game. You could read bakyou book 1 and the Hirasawa Genki book for this, and maybe watch good players to get a feel for how they play.
sanma balls
>>576138964there's never been a sanma league, only regulars (though they're called basics for some reason)
ITT we come up with cool new yaku names. I'll start: sanzen sekai (三千世界, "Three Thousand Worlds").
>>576138387peasant tourney 2 doko
>>576139316regulars are not basics are not bread and butters are not vanillas are not untitleds are not JARTs
any tip on how to eat brie cheese? I checked fast and some eat it raw, or heat it. Which is best way? if I heat it, can I safely keep it on the fridge later?
>>576139316Because everyone who plays sanma is a basic bitch
>>576139740put it in your mouth and open and close your jaw several times
>>576139850Hoe... That's not very nice...
Joko?fujitakana-11.png
>>576139740You can just eat it as is, cut some pieces and eat them with crackers or maybe small pieces of bread. The rind is edible too but some people don't like the texture.
>>576140295another flet masterpiecesasuga
>>5761394753,000 words
>>576140295oh, so they are canonically small in those skinscan't believe it took a flet comic to get this important piece of lore
>>576036783https://www.remargames.se/iji.phpTry Iji if you're in the mood for a platformer with good music and an interesting story.
>>576139890>>576140309is totally different to the common cheese I eat. Though I think camembert is better.
>>576140576Are you stupid?
>>576140813You normally eat Supiki cheese?
>>576140295>the joke... is tentacle rapeActual flet masterpiece.
Yonma is better for things like eating while playing than sanma.With sanma you barely have enough time to pick up the spoon before it's your turn again.
>>576140854What? Why would you assume they're tiny just because they're wearing a fairy costume?
>>576141095>With sanma you barely have enough time to pick up the spoon before it's your turn again.this but tenhou
>>576140952it's smushy
I think adept is my home for the time being. Expert is too muzukashii. A few more losses and I'll be back to where I belong
https://x.com/i/status/2083731671678161028Mahjong
>>576141813it's ok, anon. here you will be happy
>>576130541
>>576138387That hoe is infused with the will of his ancestors being passed down generations!Cultivation is multifarious in its forms.For example the following storyIn the East Sea there lies an island, secluded from the world, named Yizhu. Small and serene, it is surrounded by jagged reefs like fangs, appearing and vanishing with the ebb and flow of the tides, unreachable by boat. Upon the island stands a platform, shaped by nature. Looking up, one sees a brilliant sea of stars; looking down, a boundless dark ocean.In ages past, a Fangshi dwelt on this island. His name is unknown, nor is the era known. By day he observed the stars, by night he deduced the mechanisms of heaven. Using his fingers as a brush and the stars as ink, he carved star charts upon the cliff walls. Spring passed, autumn came; the charts faded and were re-carved, carved and faded again, countless times. When others saw him and asked what he was doing, he replied, "As long as the stars do not move, I will not abandon this task."At that time, the Three Continents were not yet settled, demonic Qi lurked in darkness, and cultivators all sought quick methods of advancement. Only this man sat alone on the cliff, treating the stars as his pieces and heaven as his board, deducing the principles of cosmic change. Over the years, the star charts gradually merged with the cliff face; the patterns he carved corresponded precisely to the stars in the sky, without a single error.cont.
>>576142219One midnight, the stars suddenly changed. Ziwei grew dim, the Northern Dipper shifted, and the four seas threatened to topple. The man stood atop the cliff, gazed upward for a long time, then suddenly drew his finger across the void, placing a single piece in empty space. The heavens responded, the stars inverted as if the cosmic board had been overturned. The man's physical form dissolved into flowing light, ascending straight into the Great Void. Ten thousand star-patterns on the cliff face lit up simultaneously, like a thousand rivers returning to the sea, converging at the point of his ascension. Upon the island he left behind a mirror—the instrument with which he had spent his life observing the stars and deducing heaven's will.After becoming an immortal, he dwelt in the star-grid realm above, styling himself True Lord Xuanji Yanmu. The core of his Way is Yan (derivation)—deducing myriad changes, never clinging to a single path; and Mu (solemn)—deep, still, and far-reaching, never contending for a moment. For a thousand years, he merely observed the rise and fall of the mortal world, never interfering.Now you know why Fu Ji is so dangerous with her giant paper fan. (an why Meido is also a practitioner of the Dao)
>>576130541>>576142168
>>576141154Let's look at this outfit for a second and see if there are hints somewhere, uh?
>>576142397part of the decor
>4 desu nees consecutively
sex with qixi
Despa-cito
>>576140576>fairy onahole
Last post
>>576132858I'm sorry to tell you if you're french anon, but whenever I hear a french person speak https://youtu.be/wgNPCKuX9ds just starts playing in my head and I can't help but laugh, it's a really ridiculous language
I don't know why but whenever I hear a French person speak I always think to myself "oh, they must not be a native speaker" even though I don't speak French myself.
>>576130541>what kind of meal 'pin gets depends on his placement for this tonpuu
J'accuse hon hon hon