Bonk! Atomic Punch Edition>NewsSummer update released: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=274747Update on the MvM update: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=276354>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>CompetitiveNews & Events: https://teamfortress.tvLobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>575784541
boring thread
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>576086857At least it's on topic unlike last one.
>>576087052wrong. the last one was very on topic
>>576087052wrong it was trans furtress 2 approved.
>>576086652Reddit thread>>576087672True
Olivia
>>576089395look at her maximum metal capacity
>>576086652this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10
>>576087672The last one was cancer.
>>576087672The last one was based.
Team Fabulous 2 is pigshit.
>>576089395>Shartmy>not CreamFail
3 NIGAS ON CART
Trans Fabulous 2
>>576082793listen no matter how bad /tf2g/ gets it will never have as many troons as the likes of /utg/ and /xivg/
>>576087672Trvke, it was the best OP we had in a while.
team kinobulous 2 really broke this nigga's brain
>>576091969At /utg/ itβs illegal to be straight
>king of /v/
Did Zesty win yet?
mvm updetto status?
>>576093189>>576093394sex with noelle and shupos
Finally looted the bushwacka this friday, melee sniper is so much fun>Find some random spot>Jarate -> bushwacka them>195 damage kills anyone not a full hp soldier or heavyIve just been hiding behind corners and killing people, I havent touched my sniper rifle or bow and arrow for two days
>>576095750try it with the cleaner's carbine buff, nobody knows you're there until they're dead
>>576095750congrats you've discovered the meta sniper melee
>>576095750
>>576093189>>576094432>>576093394lol sister!!
JERMA STREAM https://www.twitch.tv/jerma985GET IN HEREhttps://www.twitch.tv/jerma985NIGGAS
>>576098193Jerma sucks cocks for bus fare and then spends the bus fare on a couple pepperoni cocks.
>>576098282Ster...
>>576098374Ster also sucks cocks.
>>576098193you misspelled GYAS
>>576098193>twitch forces you to have an account nowyeah nah. fuck that
>>576099719No it doesn't.
>>576099719no it doesn't; do you live in a 3rd world nanny state?
>>576098193I am coming.
>>576086861Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>576101308this butt also shupos yordles olivias mimis and bunnies
EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>576100182we don't do that
Is it possible to have babies with Mimi Sentry?
>>576098193>Jerma thinks ulatimate abilities ruined Hero Shooters>Thinks full screen/battlefield engulfing moves are not the move>TF2 having "1" ultimate ability aka uber is an example of good designBASED>>576102801ask >>>/reddit/, sister!
kill all pyros with eyes
steam says I haven't played since 2014 but I'm bored of every other game wish me luck
>>576104394good luck anon i hope you get sick airshots
>>576102801Medic could probably transplant an actual womb into her
>>576102801Maybe.Doesn't hurt to try.
>>576104931me on top
>>576104931the mimi plap
>>576102801it doesn't matter, you should make at least one attempt a day
>>576105724Engineer gave her a cum-fueled reservoir so she needs to be topped off anyway
>>576098193>TF2C devs begging in chat for Jerma to play itNormally I'd make fun of them but this is sad.
>>576108196I noticed that too, they keep going "TF2C dev here! Jerma come play with us!" every few minutes
>>576108339I do respect the work they put in TF2C but really no matter what, they still have that aura of "I know how the old TF2 used to be even if I started playing in 2011" around them and the mods players are even worse about it.
>>576108339>>576108196
>>576108196>>576108339>tf2c only has only 300-500 people left playing itthey're so desperate jeez wonder why thousands of people never came back
>>576109416At the end of the day Classified has the same glaring problem that Goldrush had: it's literally the same game but with less content in it and you're at the mercy of other players' idea of fun. Add to that some baffling balance decisions like giving Heavy an explosive hitscan primary and you end up with a very small playerbase.
>>576110145The problem is that old tf2 fucking sucked. Base game is just better
>>576112085tf2c is not old tf2
>>576112085TF2C isn't "old TF2" it's "what if TF2 had some stuff inspired by TFC but also was our own weird alternate universe version of it where we make up shit"
>>576112636I wish TF2C kept it's original vision.>what originBeing a beta mod where it's main highlight is VIP.
>>576112085>The problem is that old tf2 fucking sucked.Eh some respects were a lot betterBetter performance, better graphics, sprays enabled, non raped art style, no bots, no hackers, no weird genderspecial diddlers and way less furries, server browser, better maps, Arena...
>>576114113>and way less furriesareyousureaboutthat.gif.wav.avi.mpeg
>>576114219The furries showed up sooner than the other groomers did, but they were much less prevalent, you could go days without seeing a single "protogen" or <3 Momo Dragonpuppygirl <3 or whatever for YEARS after launch. It was mostly just Sonic aspies. The big shift came when the horse show launched and suddenly it was hip to get gaped by horsecock.
>>576114113>-50% furries >+150% bronies
>>576114113>non raped art styleSome half-life/stock assets is better than "cartoonish" fortnite shitter
>>576115954illiterate or stupid, call it
>>576118089Do you even play the game you fucking idiot?
>>576118368Are you even fully literate in English? Read his post again, and then read your post screeching at him.
>>576118458>himsamefag
>>576118659No, I'm not samefagging, I'm >>576118089, not >>576114113Now answer the question, dipshit
>>576118917NTA but you do sure defend the other anon over here...
>>576118917I think you're arguing with the turkroach, he did this shit in the previous thread
Check out this cool SFM series I found!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KHocGAxcCiM&ra=m
>>576121084https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0rxzLzSg6oU&ra=m
>mobile
can i post cringe
>>576121506yesas king /tf2g/ i give you permission
>>576121506nopost plapcakes instead
>>576121618>>576121680
>>576121734spiritual nigra
>>576121506yes>>576118917You're getting uppity over someone pointing out the obvious. On top of that, you're defending the other anon as if I was "screeching" at him, if that doesn't already show the red flags. When in reality I was just saying that it had never been the "cartoonish artstyle" that many tf2tubers would tell you. I didn't disagreed here.That just shows how socially inept you are. Next time talk to me without the cringe-worthy bravado.>>576119804I'm not surprised if the turkroach is in the room with us now.
>>576121865You're clearly ESL so I'll spell it out for you: you misunderstood at what the original anon said and then got angry at him for a reason you made up. That's literally it. Illiterate or stupid? I guess it was actually both.
>>576121680Plapcakes are the most cringe posts here.
>>576122214>ESL>you misunderstood atRemove "at", for the very least.You should already know the preposition if you weren't ESL yourself.
>>576121776he is gonna clap that mimes cheeks
>>576122214ok so you're either delusional or just plain retardedgood to know
>He plays engineer on 2fort and sets up a nest in the intel room, teleporter included
>>576121865>I'm not surprised if the turkroach is in the room with us now.yeah. because it's you.learn how to argue without calling everyone a samefag
>>576122784based and child-level-intelligence-in-an-adult's-body-pilled
>>576119804>>576121865>>576122785Who even the FUCK is turkroach anyway? I'm out of loop.
>>576123325we discovered the floydschizo who sits in the thread starting shit all day is turkish so we call him turkroach
>>576122493I reworded the sentence and didn't notice that I left the extra "at">>576122608I'm a mirror and you're glue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>576122785Who do you think is the turkroach here, anon?The dipshit who doesn't know who's samefagging (if we take it for granted) or the other dipshit who obviously does all of this in bad faith?Anyway, why the price difference between Name Tag and Description?The former is way more expensive while the latter is just 2 ref.
>>576124343The name text is bigger and more apparent, while the description is smaller text and less apparent. The former also appears when spies disguise as you and whatnot.
>>576125365>EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
what are you screaming forthe pain hasnt even started yet
all my rebalance ideas are good
Stopped by briefly just to give myself a reminder of why I deleted everything tf2 off my computer and went back to my actual hobby of value. Thank you for reminding me that abandoning the sinking ship that is TF2 was worth it.>>576108196>>576108339Pretty fucking cringe, if I were still in charge of TF2C, I wouldn't have done that because I don't know or care who the fuck Jerma is.>>576108540True, they put in the work that Daniel and I likely never would have been able to accomplish, but they've bastardized what the mod was supposed to be and turned it into tranny custom weapon slop.>>576109416Dead mod is dead.>>576110145Glaring issue is the trannies in charge.>>576112339>>576112636TF2C started out as Daniel and I wanting to remake and balance prerelease cut content. It would have been what Pre-Fortress 2 is now, had we had our way. Basically stock 2007 TF2 but with grenades and cut weapons. Then we hired proto-trannies from Facepunch (proto-trannies because they weren't lunatic trannies back then but did later become lunatic trannies) who decided to forcefully derail the project into adding 4 team and deathmatch and do concept work on Espionage which neither Daniel and I gave two fucks about or even wanted to work on. What TF2C is these days is just atrocious.>>576113887Believe me, Daniel and I both wish it could have kept that vision too.I'm sorry I had any hand in the creation of the TF2 Source mod scene and I'm sorry it led to Valve open-sourcing the TF2 SDK which has led to the situation you're all in where every 2nd new tf2 mod is another "tf2 but old" waste of time. If there was some way I could jam a [metaphorical] coat hanger up the modding scene's [metaphorical] cunt and give it the [literal] abortion it needs, believe me, I would do it.
>yeah I'm just stopping by briefly, I totally wasn't here before under a different trip and didn't just now swap back now that people mentioned my archnemesis TF2C, haha, who's 404? oh yeah that's me whoops>>576098282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxE6vvEc6N0It has never been more up than this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkCADaZDpwY
>>576128957Not me, but funny nonetheless.
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>>576121865sister what do we do to kill the turk roach in tf2? maybe kritzkrieg him?
Silence... Mr. I created TF2C and surrendered it to troons is about to hold his next TED talk on how he created TF2C and surrendered it to troons.
>>576136852Ooh, next he'll say his famous catchphrase "I'm leaving TF2" before giving the same talk next week
I dont think pyro's new fire extinguisher taunt is total shit, saw a lot of people hating on it an dhonestly I wouldnt say that they are wrong for doing so, but the pyro literally taunting the person he just burned to death with a fire extinguisher that doesn't work does at least seem conceptually fitting, but the end result in game is not executed well. Such a thing doesn't need to be hilariously over-animated, but it still could use a little more to it to make it feel less like a static soulless action is being performed in a vacuum and more like the pyro is sadistically using the broken extinguisher to fuck with you before throwing it away. The creator of the taunt had one chance and he fucked it up, the idea has potential.
all these prop taunts are shit because they break half the time and the props vanish
>>576134224Team rocket's blasting off again!
>>576089395sex
>>576143494indeed sex with femgie
https://youtu.be/oRcRPHF2s_I>MINE
>>576157807baby making
>>576157807good form
>>576157807What a CRINGE objector.
>try unboxer.tf for laughs on one of the war paint cases>400 rolls for an unusualSurely I'd do better than that if I opened some REAL crates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V6bi6mfp0M
>>576158182>>576158474thx>>576161159fuck you
