Unmixed cat edition Play on LichessPrevious thread is gone
>>576160012The general has fallen. Billions must mix the cats.
>>576160397It's never been so joever. Perhaps we need to migrate to a slower board(that isn't /tg/), but I think that would kill what's left of the general.
>>576163879Yeah we'll meet you there
https://lichess.org/awLAKBzN/whiteLet's discuss how based the KIA is vs the French
>>576160012the tuck dod you even make this thread for?
>>576179129Where else can I use the word "nigger" to chat about chess?
what's the equivalent of getting manascrewed in chess?
Knight rook mate supremacy forever
I was expecting the other thread to win
Don't study openings chud, that's bad for your chess*Actually studies deep theory of the fried liver attack like a boss*profit free wins
>>576195360>deviates early with suboptimal gambitREEEEEEEEEEEE
Is it possible to share a dotcom game without doxxing myself?
>samefagger stays up for DAYS>meticulously necrobumping >finally falls asleep >thread instantly 404’s organically nature is healing.
It’s genuinely upsetting how licheats is flat out unplayable. I wish there was a way to sue them
>>576197581I’m just glad there are no links in the OPI hate links in the OP
>>576200219have to agree, links are ugly
>>576197143Post it as a Lichess import and say it was played OTB
>>576200693I did not consent that my games get added to databases :( why is there no way to remove them? Can't I use EU law: right to be forgotten to my advantage?
>>576197143>>576201601What? If anything I would think sharing a lichess game would be more difficult because they have an open database and you can search player games by the opening moves. I mean I guess chesscom also has it but you have to pay right?
>>576201601Just copy and paste the PGN in here or use one of those PGN to GIF sites
I hope he posts it as a webmI hate chess gifs
anti-catmixer anti-samefag bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwx9tA9j7Bofresh off the presses, just 33 minutes agozefcat vidya
>>576218035Thanks for posting, gonna put it on while eating
>>576218035I'll stick with Ben Finegold, thanks
>>576221141The older I get, the more and more I start to become Ben finegold
https://lichess.org/t5ASK8KO
what was ts nga kasparov doin back in the day
>when you put your opponent to sleep and pray they blunder
Never forget that the French is a terrible opening that deserves to be mocked and ridiculed
>>576232964Also, he's so cucked that he resigned while I was making sure Bx was mate
I can't accept mediocrity and failure. This time I'm serious. No more excuses and putting it off.
as we hit the 33rd move we are awarded bonus time and are given an hour and a half longer before timeout
>>576232964Frfr
>>576206753You can just search the game and dotcom will tell you I played it
>>576197143Transcribe it in algebraic notation you fucking retard
>mfw I haven't checked my KG study in weeks and suddenly a Ganges gentleman drops the big 2. f4
>>576263774I need to lock in on stoodying but the boss man won't get off my back
>>576263774How to refute the Jeet gambit1. e4 e5 2. f4 d5 3. exd5 c6 4. dxc6 Nxc6 5. fxe5 Qh4+ 0-1Every Jeet gambiteer will fall for this and refuse to resign even if it's a clean rook
>>576270750King's Gambit is like the least jeetiest opening there is
>>576257790So you can open the dotcom opening explorer and find me? No thanks
>>576275259Transcribe it in descriptive notation then you schizo freak, I don’t care. No one cares enough about you to cross-reference your games. Like yourself they are of little value or interest.
>>576275852He might have his real name on his account, which I wouldn't want to leak either
>>576278064Dont do that then
>>576278064>>576282468I'm guilty of this lol. I have two accounts on both sites. One is my official account with my real name, FIDE ID, and a photo of me at a tournament, which is where I play my secondary repertoire. The other is completely anonymous, with a fake name, an AI generated photo, and an Israeli flag, which is where I play my tournament openings. I do it because multiple opponents have looked up my profile before a tournament in the past, which I think is silly and cowardly, but whatever.
How does she do it?
>>576285512Unironically btw because she is actually uncannily good at flipping the script like this. Happens over and over.
>>576283415>multiple opponents have looked up my profile before a tournament in the past, which I think is silly and cowardlyThey learned from the best: Stjepan Tomic
>>576278064Why would a 1400 put their full legal name on their account? Maybe it makes sense for a titled player who wants to offer coaching
>>576285512>>576285701Based set. Not surprised someone who already has good taste like you would have good taste here as well.
did this article say actually anything bad or is kramnik just being a lolcow again?
>>576290237Haha get fucked niggers in chess
Now that the dust has settled..Was he right? Ahead of his time? Or was his play style simply too weird for most of his opponents?
>>576290237Should we paypig?
>>576290237who cares. they make money off "chess drama" so they deserve to get fleeced for every penny they're worth, if not worse.
>>576290080
https://www.twitch.tv/clip/SleepyCourteousRutabagaBCouch
>>576296680>clip is offlinehow do make it come back to life
Need a cute pawn to defend my honor
Good thread
>>576298391>GMNaroditsky Offlinehow do make it come back to life
>>576301849Hack his account, his password is his imaginary girlfriend’s name
>>576298701At the end of the day, the pink pawn and the king still necro in the same box at the end of the slurpfest. Or however the weaver cheats.
>>576301849
>>576302578idgi. Does it have something to do with the Simpsons? I never watched that show.
>>576302071As a weaver cheater I still prefer the butt plug method of cheating because I get the satisfaction of winning and some prostate stimulation as a bonus
>>576283415You can't find my name directly on the profile, but you definitely can by schizoing and connecting dots enough, it's not impossible.
>>576305972Cheaver
Rate it, or hate it. Choice is yours..
>>576307864Oh my grob
>>576307864Now do The Borg
>>576286131Kek. At least Stjepan is like 2000 FIDE. I'm talking about mid level amateur scrubs doing this. It's insane. Everyone preps like a titled player now.>>576289106I'm 1600 FIDE and I do it just because everyone else at my club does it. It's just the normie thing to do. Sorta like how everyone puts their full legal name and picture on an Instagram profile.
>>576313554I don’t think it’s normal at all but to each their own I guess
always adorable when the samefagger returns and goes on his little samefag campaign. imagine how deflated he must feel.
>>576313745Normies think it's normal, and they make the rules. Don't blame a nigga for wanting to fit in.
>>576291481>wanted to reply yes and link kramnik's go fund me>4chan won't let mehow is the chess mafia so powerful?
>>576298391https://m.twitch.tv/clip/SleepyCourteousRutabagaBCouch
samefagging levels are insane right now lol
>>576314604They have agents everywhere
Why do people keep talking about samefagging, is it a meme I’m not aware of?
>>576321771it's just meaningless shitposting to bump the thread
Grabbin some nice easy sunday bullet 'lo
You are stupider than me because you are a slow thinkerFACT and PROVED
>>576321771It's a schizo who is is obsessed with ruining the thread
I’m playing chess and you can’t stop me
>>576317585Completely different era of 4chan. I don't even think /chess/ in any capacity was a thing back then.
“Not the beads, not the beads!! Oh GOD anything but the beads!”>Hans before every tournament he wins
>>576331414you think hans is the only bead enjoyer?
>>576332787This is from this year? When did Caruana start to suck so much. He’s gone the way of Aronian who also used to be number 2 for a long time.
Page 9 negrobump brought to you by Tismreza Specialneedsrouzja.
This is what you tards spend all your time playing against, except ratedhttps://lichess.org/BM0QMurf/white
>>576335681I’ve never played against 404 even once
>>576330804It was January 2020. So a little earlier than /chess/ took off I think but sp still had some threads around then right?
>>576336462licheats deleted the evidence
>>576337514Not really man, there were threads for the World Championship when Magnus wasn't a bitch but never a general. There wasn't enough interest in chess until after Covid to maintain a general on any board, not even /tg/ (I tried to start one around 2015 and it got like three replies). You could argue that post-Covid boom now there's not really enough interest to maintain a true general in the present day, either.
>>576338176I do think there is enough interest now (in chess) just like there was in 2025 but people just don't want to come to this general. I mean the covid boom was well over then yet we weren't on the brink like we are now.
>>576338176This might actually be the point where /chess/ dies tbdesu. Most of the posts are just one insane person bumping. /tg/ isn't any better. We had two chess booms and neither was big enough to bring in enough people to keep the general alive forever.
>>576338976 (Me)On the bright side, chess does seem to be growing globally. It even surpassed Go in Google search trends in Japan, which is crazy to think about.
>>576338976It's decently active when schizos like you aren't trying to ruin the thread with your delusions.The real problem is that no yuropoors chat while the Americans are sleeping and the threads die
>>576339516Yeah desu, I think I was maybe not exactly right. Because chess interest has maintained a good bit outside of this place. /r/chess is actually unusable now because it has way too many people (of a "global" character, as you would say...). And honestly between the two shitholes on here, there's probably enough regulars to sustain the thread if they were combined. But as you say people who may be interested peak in, say the absolute mental illness on display, then immediately dip.It's heartbreaking in a way, like way back when I accepted chess on 4chan just wouldn't be a thing, then Covid happened and all of a sudden it was organically thriving. Now it's close to back to being dead. shame
How's about we say no samefagging this WCC? For old times' sake. No melties, no schizoposting.
Divyabai singing and vibing while white piggy Rose Atwell melts down and punches herself in the head
don't talk about that poor girl like that man
I think racial hatred is reprehensible. Shame on you
Need a Moke meltdown to bring back some life to /chess/
>>576345042Is moke playing in st Louis or is he still b&?
>>576345042All the chess drama has been milked by Netflix too, even the anal beads arc. Chess will never have the spotlight again.
>>576345274No
>Sigh
>>576347270Oof bigly, post blunder
>>576347341Didn’t blunder, he blundered a full queen out of nowhere and flipped on an engine instead of resigning. Eventually outplayed me
>>576347539Jeets, not even once, and indonesians
>>576184000Karpov squeeze
>>576333345it's nowhttps://www.youtube.com/@STLChessClub/streams
>>576348695Damn I miss the old Cary
>>576348962Do you miss the old Cary?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_5MtGCWImEI'm going to sleep goodnight. Scary tower monsters and schizos please do not bite me while I dream thanks
night 'imp
>>576348420Would have been funny seeing Karpov try that on Carlsen if they were in the same era
>>576351996I miss the Russians, karjacker could have been world champion right now and saved us from this timeline
>>576352169FIDE suspending him was absurd and the start of a dangerous precedent (taking sides politically) that thankfully hasn’t been followed up on. I think he would have Candidates that year
*would have won
Made it to silver my goal is to the final cloud level before my membership runs out
fuck fuck fuck my chesspass is gonna expire. im not gonna be able to play the poozle campaign!!! gotta finish quick, don't have enough money to pay the chess bill next month. god i love chesscom
>>576354694LMAO
>>576354694I’m still using my free year from when they banned me for cheating and I won my appeal. I can help you get a free account too
>the samefagger is staying up to reply to himself again lol.
>>576321771>a few months ago a literal schizo was having melties about imaginary samefagging every time someone disagreed with him>catmixer saw this and decide to start samefagging as one of his many ways to ruin the general>this prompted more people to complain about samefagging and made the schizo double down >catmixer also complains about his own samefagging to further shit up the general
>>576352169God I miss the Russians. Chess isn’t the same without them.
Anyone else miss the Russians?
>>576365787>>576366956For me, it's the Uzbeks
>>576365787>tal was the same age as spassky and 25 years younger than botvinnik
>>576160012Why does this general constantly archive?
>>576340002Call me a schizo all you want you samefagging mouthbreather, but that doesn't change the fact every time I check this general it's sitting on page 8-10.
>>5763767829001 chinkslop goongames
>>576376782We just need more time...
>>576365787The boys are back in town the boys are back in town!https://youtu.be/qJtx9xQQEx4
>>576385497...and more botez
>>576392437Did you add a chess board to avoid getting banned?
>>576392437Do we need to chexmaxx to revive the general?
>>576397080What’s chexmax? Is it some new meme I’m not aware of
kys larpov(You)(You)(You)
>>576365787This is what they took from us
>>576397930>not having chexLaughingDina.gif
>>576406437That's not even a gif you just made that up hoping there would be one to reference
Hope yall having a chesserrific day!
Just had chex with the FATTEST Dutch bitch *"chex" referring to a civil game of Chess.*"Dutch bitch" referring to a player of the Dutch defense.
How to petition com to give me the pre 2011 flag of Libya?
Good thread love the energy in here
Fitting that the creator of the thread, the subject of the thread, and the samefag of the thread would all be the same person. He didn't learn from the last general-killer?
>>576410951>thread is going well>instantly post schizophrenia to to try to derail it
>>576407779>he doesn't have the Dina OF codes
>>576160012why remove the lichess linkmental illness
https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1vewurz/my_conversations_with_the_icc_fischer_guest/I wish we got nice LARP bait like Reddit
>samefagger is just blatantly linking reddit now Let it die.
>playing englund gambiter>+6 on move 10>+9 on move 20>waits until mate in 1 to resign move 31
>I won>which means that you lost>making you the loser>you lost haha>how does it feel>to be on your own>with no direction to high elo>better luck next time kid hahahYour response?
Finished the day up 10 elo, good try danny (down 110 elo this week)
>>576411997No other communities put links in their op, it looks messy, clean is lean
>>576427570Trvke
>the samefagger is necrobumping now
>>576433370Untrvke
http://live.shogi.or.jp/ouza/kifu/74/ouza202608050101.htmlhttps://abema.tv/now-on-air/shogiThe final game of the 75th Oza challenger tournament is being played, between Akihito Hirose (sente) and Sota Fujii. The time control is 5 hours per player. The winner will challenge Takumi Ito in a best-of-five match for the Oza title.
>>576427570Almost every OP on this board has links take a look at the catalog
>>576436151Doesn’t change what I said, links are nasty.
>>576427570is this bait?
>>576437359No are you new? /Chess/ has a long history of raging against links in the OP. We even have a manifestation of it called the “PBT” that we hate and make fun of
>>576427570you honestly need to kill yourself right now
>>576437847yeah it is bait. complete non sequitur + acting like pastebin hate and link hate are the same thing
>>576440435You’re wrong, people didn’t like pastebin links because they argued it cluttered the OP and made it less clean. This threads OP is as good as it gets.
>>576440773i truly wonder why this random oldfag seems so adamant on removing the lichess link and team link. im sure he's completely impartial and truly believes what he says
>>576441002My opinion is in the majority here.
>>576440773an even cleaner OP would have no text at all
>>576441483That would be the cleanest, personally I’d like that but I think that’s too far for others.
>>576441316weird how this guy appeals to consensus. im sure it has absolutely nothing to do with the samefag who coincidentally made this OP, im certain he would never pretend to be multiple people to bolster his support
Team link and name of edition is maximal
>>576441865We should put guidelines for the OP’s edition. Always features a real world player would be a good one.
>>576441807he wants to kill this dogshit general and I'm all for it
>>576442326Hear, hear!
https://lichess.org/kIb4AnlxPlay Nonny 5+3
>>576441483I'll bake it that way next
>>576445114I joined saar
Anyone gonna be in Ireland next week?
Oh, how I hate thee, land of Ire! Curse thee for the sin that was the Irish Gambit!
Is Irish gambit a thing? We also going to visit Scotland a bit, so I’ll be playing some Scotch games haha
>>576449402I'll be there next month to test the Scotch in its homeland
>>576449492I hope you play the mainline haha
Do any of you goys know where to play in Edinburgh on a weekend evening?
LOOOOOLLLL Magnus Melty alert
>>576450094What day you gonna be there?
Dan the boss!!! Right on
>>576451816I’m gonna send this to him
whenever you morons claim the samefag talk is one guy just know there are multiple bros here who see that and laugh. >>576452275this is the type of post that creeps me out the most. when it seems like the samefag can’t come up with anything. it’s so forced.
>>576452559What’s forced about that? He’s saying he approved of Dan the Man
Steely Dan haha good one
>>576452559kek I have this nigga down to a tee. I literally just post in his voice and get free larpseethe
>>576454804Wish I could understand your strange language
Should add this to the OPhttps://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Grandmaster
>>576459048>”How to become Grandmaster”>article only shows images of women and a black guyya not convinced
>>576459241Black folks and women have been a pillar of chess for centuries now. The fact you don't know this speaks to your privilege and hatred.
>strongest ethnic chinese chess player was born in the philippines and is an american citizen, doesnt speak a lick of chinese and is a hardcore Christian drawgodWhat causes this?
>>576466438Shares the same weak Chinese mental with Ding
>>576459048Shitty ai slop
>>576459048I like how it has citations to random no-name websites
For the anon that wants to start a chess YT channel: make sure to also check out iwantcheckmate. He's much stronger than Croissant / Chess is Boring, but a lot of his video ideas can be replicated if you're like 2000 CC.
>>576477981kek
sick necrobump.
>>576477981>>576460097I like this series, do people have more?
The daily puzzle today was amusing.https://lichess.org/training/dailyPosting as pic related too in case anyone doesn't want to give clicks to Liche$$.And before anyone asks, no, neither side has castling rights.
>>576493113Hard one
>>576498106It wasn't too hard , pretty forcing
>>576434863Hirose won in 117 moves. The first game of the Oza title match will be played on 9/2.This is the third time now that Fujii has failed to challenge for a title he lost (the previous two were in the Eio tournament).
There's a chess tournament at the end of the month, but it requires 2 hr of driving and I travel to Scotland a few days after. Should I go?
>>576503812How many slags and pints will be there bongfren?
>>576503812How long are you gonna be in the area for? I’m going there next week for two weeks
>>5765087030 of each - bad for u
>>576503812Yup and postem
>>576466438>"w"esley "s"o>strongest ethnic chinese chess playerLmao this shitter gets dog walked by prime Wang Hao. His style is optimized to squirrel away elo without accomplishing anything of note.>inb4 fischerrandom Magnus was probably hungover.>inb4 us championship Nobody gives a shit about those, it's a rigged dog and pony show ran by (((Rex Sinquefield))).
>>576493113If Lichess had enough money to pay someome to give their daily puzzles a cute title ("You get what you pay for!"), they could have named this one "Around the Mulberry Bush."
>>576502539a rare case where Fujii missed a checkmating line, and later a chance to repeat moves during his own defense.
Just played the STUPIDEST nigger
I just played a guy who kept calling me a stupid nigger in the chat
Blundered a mate in 11 for a +19 cuckvantage, only to later win on timeCRINGE
>>576531537Gonna be perfectly desu w u senpai and just lay down that that mightve been based of him
>>576517808If wang hao is so good how come it's wei yi at candidates? I think xiangqi should be banned in china so we flush away weak players like arjun from top 10
>>576531947blundered into a beaut of m1 I couldnt see, wasnt even mad.
>>576524547>>576531537racism is not allowed outside of red boards btw
>>576548945There are red boards? I only see brown and blue boards
Favorite openings are the Center Game and Scandinavian Defense, and knock-off versions of them against 1.c4 and 1...c5 by just playing d5/d4 anyway.I like them because they open up the center and tend to throw the opponents out of prep while not actually being that bad objectively and not sacrificing any material.based on this, what might I like as black against 1.d4?
>>576555517I thought very carefully about what you posted and can't think of anything too good. Maybe you could try like the Albin Counter Gambit. 1. d4 d5 2. c4 e5Not sure what to do against the London and cucked openings like the Colle though. I think you're just kind of forced to play the "Exchange" variations of the popular openings
We’re back to the samefagger replying to himself alone and total fucking abandonment of the thread.
>>576559228The Colle? You mean the Pegasus?
>>576563493Why do people call it the Pegasus here?
>>576564354It's something that you started and shilled so I follow it now.
>>576555517f5 chad reporting
Why is Caro Kann universally hated? (I hate it too)
>>576567779I kinda like it
>>576565663I wish I had an opening named after me
>>576572260>1.e4 c5 2. Nc3 Nc6 3. Ne2 Nf6Samefag opening: /sp/-move defense
>>576572373nge2*
>>576563493Isn't the Pegasus slightly different and worse than the Colle tho?
juicy 6 hour necrobump
>>576567779Its good
>>576596179How does the thread survive 6 hours without getting bumped, is the constant bumping during the day even necessary?
necrobump for the 10th pagego leko
it's necrobumpin' time
can a gooner locally gen a diablo 2 necromancer playing chess?
>>576625661Yup quite simply he can mkay?
Evergreen game mate a c5 premover into the concrete
>Playing a foid
>>576620956yep
>>576626614do eet
After all, why not one more piece?>takes bishop
>>576590681>6 hour bump >>576607576>3 hour bump >>576642573and then another 8 hours later we get a little samefag appearance. >>576163879>Perhaps we need to migrate to a slower board6 hours between isn’t enough? we have reached a standard that is so fucking low at this point due to all the EVERYTHING IS FINE! shriekers.
>>576643564Cry about it faggot
Why did st Louis start allowing cheating?
>only 30 posts yesterday
>>576643564we may not be consistent but we get discussion here sometimes. the way you word it one would think we're at 1pp3h.
necrobump>>576649597elaborate
>>576643564reported
>>576666637Announcing reports is against the rules, reported.Ah fuck
>>576625661>a diablo 2 necromancer playing chess?two options: 1. sitting down playing on an actual board (who's the opponent?)2. but more thematic: directing skellies, golems, and revives against undead and other mobs on a human-sized chessboard, like they do at Renn Faires.(and really? the Necromancer sounds like a challenging fap)
>>576642962oooh, in the previous position, Bd7-a4 would have been a diabolical trap. QxB QxR+ KxQ Rd8#
>>5766708801. Amazon Dina2. pawns; skelly, rook; clay golem, knight; bone spirit, bishop; mage skele, queen; act 2 merc, king; trang ouls vampirenot for fap but they have the 5090s
who is the best jamaican chess player? you have 10 minutes
>>576658512Pragg is a known cheater
>>576671226Damn nice
>>576681114Really? Do you have any evidence?
I made it up
I tried playing this game and making it work but my ADHD brain just cant get into it it's so boring to me and I can't force myself.I guess I'm not a cultured intelectual
Anonymous lichess 3+0 games:Before the chess boom>ah, my opponent knows theory! nice, i get to practise my favorite lines.After the chess boom:>fuck, this guy is playing theory. i'm getting stockfished.Every time.
This thread is becoming deranged. Anytime I feel like that, I ask myself what she might think and self-correct.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Yeg5_o8SokYshut the hell up unc
>>576691930you need to be having chex more then
>>576709750What’s chex
>>576720125OwO
>>576693961She ended up taking a draw against Lei Tingjie but apparently she had a crushing position and had her gasping for air on the clock. I'm not gonna pretend like I understand this position. But sometimes I get the feeling that she is too nice. Needs to sweep the leg sometimes.https://lichess.org/broadcast/2026-turkiye-satranc-ligi-turkish-league-super-lig/round-6/JokwkvaE/3bluslik
>back to necrobump territory
>>576693961Alua simp will pick the most average pig looking girl to spam
>>576721909Her peak rating will eclipse Esserman's soon. And what say you then? She is good. Really good. You will realize later.
>>576722016who gives a shit about her rating? I'm talking about looks
>>576722092We must be grateful that she is modest as well. Otherwise it would look like showing off.
>>576722251shut up fag stop posting you ugly 4/10 piggy I don't want to see that shit when I open a chess thread
>>576722305I never posted Eline man chill out
>>576720451Why is she thinking so much on move 2? At least stage the picture better to look like they played a whole game
jesus that was a huge samefag spam out of nowhere lol. he’s baaaaaaaaack
>dudeeeeeee, where did i park my queen? wait that's my bishop... did you take it, hoe? Hou? haha that's a funny name. why did your parents name you that? *takes a giant bong hit* *starts coughing for 2 minutes straight* wait, it's my turn? fugggg. hey mr arbiter, can i get something salty and sweet, but like separately, and like, a monster energy pink zero sugar. gracias, mi amigo hahaha i'm sorry you look latinx ksssss ksssss la-ti-ksssssss *burp* where was my queen again?
+1 'lo, add it to the stack
>>576729391i'm worried about her. after grandmaster naroditsky's passing, we have to spread awareness of drug abuse in the chess scene, especially among minors.
/ourgirl/ Alice bodied Hou Yifan. She is playing the Cairns Cup next week (more like Karens Cup amirite?) and then the Olympiad in September.
>>576731867damn look at that 10 cumulatively
I'm pretty proud of this game desu. The engine did not like Rxc1, but I thought it was mega clever. Good thing my opponent didn't find the correct move afterwards! My opponent let the clock run out instead of resigning or letting me go to checkmate, which is lame.
>implying aluasimp is the samefagwhy does he do this when the samefag is so conspicuous otherwise?
What makes Asian sisters so much better at chess?
>>576692483Something I’ve tried in the past to expose them is go into weird sidelines that there’s 0 chance they would know, and they play it book perfectly. Didn’t make a difference to lishit
>>576752780>making the exact same poseCute!
Hou openly picks her nose and wipes it on her desk at 26:40
>>576754000i've done worse
Ez d4 dub
>>576754000And again at 29:45
>>576755976Hot
Shocking that a Qf6 subhuman also lets the time run out after 9 moves I expected so much more
Sometimes I think posts that have chess gifs aren't bot posts. Because chatbots are all trash at chess, so I doubt they will make posts with games or moves in their text body. However, what if the chatbot is connected to an API of chess engines which are full of chess.com accounts which play chess at various elos? And the chatbot is simply fetching gifs atuonomously from a pool of completed games in order to blend in with humans on imageboards like 4channeler? I can only assume everyone in this thread is a bot.I guess everyone has simply become a mild mannered rulecuck on discord now.
>>576763720qf2 is devastating
Is it well known that the lirapid pool is cheat beyond belief?
>>576772453>>576772453Yes, but especially in the 1700-2000 range. You can get multiple blatant cheats in a row at that rating. Above that it’s more selective and move/time dependent
>>576772453Nah it’s great. lichess has alwats responded to my reports. I’ve only played 3 cheats on there in my life and they responded each time.
I heard gta6 online will have a chess park where players can go play with an interactive board
>still dead as fuck >necrobump schedule with a meaningless samefag every hour or so
>>576777697Such meme gimmicks are pointless when everyone will just cheat
when i imagine larpov i think of him as Thomas Crooks anyone else?
>>576783258I will now given the accuracy
The op resigns 2 pawns down in bulletNow thats respect
>Indonesian offers a rematch after a lossDon't make me die laughing
licheat opponents be like
Surprised Alice Lee is still around and not just using chess as a springboard into an Ivy League. Maybe she could end up being pretty strong
>>57678906894% isn’t crazy
>>576789837It’s the uniformity, he had an extension engine switched to a particular strength
CHEATERS could be here
sick necrobump
Thanks, it’s a reference to the classic /chess/ gas station meme
Trevor Moore died five years ago, he said in a few videos how much he loved chess
White mates in 2
>>576792937Saw it right away
>>576790774I look like this and say this
>Heh, so what if I leave my queen in the line of a discovered attack? I see no way you can—>*Resigns three moves later*>Oh
>>576793392is it qf6
>>576796341How is that much disrespect even possible
>necrobump>11 minutes after the last post
Made this guy think in bullet then he lost on time. So funny
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>Sitting down across from Maurice Ashley at the Norwegian Governor’s Mayoral Cup Swiss>Hear him muttering under his breath the entire game>“Nah ‘cause me? I’m really too jiggy wid it. Hit em wid a little Wu Tang! Haha yes! Montezuma's revenge. Can’t nobody make a fool outta me. I’m too icy icy—”>Finally stop the clock and call over the arbiter>“He’s doing some sort of rap under his breath,” I say>”WHAT?” Maurice Ashley explodes, his voice echoing throughout the gilded playing hall. His eyes are wide and he looks like a Ninja Turtle. “Oh, I KNOW you didn’t just SAY… what I THINK you said. Haha uhkay, because if I’M REALLY HEARING… what I THINK I’m hearing… oh buddy. It’s gonna be Montezuma's revenge”>“Stop saying that,” I say>”Because I KNOW… you aren’t trying to make this… what I THINK you’re trying to make it. Haha uhkay”>Five other arbiters have appeared, as well as the Governor Mayor of Norway>”What seems to be the issue?” I hear all around me>”He’s muttering some kind of mumbo jumbo under his breath all game,” I say>”MUMBO JUMBO?” Maurice Ashley explodes. His eyes are so wide I think they might pop out. The folds of his forehead as he raises his eyebrows as high as they can go have moved on to the very top of his head. “MUMBO. JUMBO? Because I KNOW I didn’t just hear… what I THINK I might be hearing. Haha uhkay”>“Sir,” an arbiter tells me, “please apologize for your racial comment.”>“I didn’t make a racial comment,” I say>(Maurice Ashley is still ranting at the top of his lungs, “Because I KNOW—”)>”Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave,” another arbiter tells me>“Wait why?”>“Racism is against the rules, sweaty,” the arbiter tells me>“We don’t allow racists in Norway,” says the Governor Mayoral General of Norway. “Get out, while you still have a modicum of dignity”
>>576804798That did not happen.
Thanks for the queen and the free rook.
