Agency and bunker grind editionPC Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_aliowed_vg/PS4 Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4/To join, you have to:>Set profile to public>Open friends list>Go to the crew page and request to join>Drop your name here>New Players Guide:https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides>Vehicle Testing Videos:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx_tHjuVuRODxrNcTCbJ4VOB5FHxBzGgx>Vehicle informationhttps://gtacars.net/>Custom crew colors hex codeshttps://gtacolors.com/>Interactive maphttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map>Map with aircraft spawns and street dealershttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/dusojwwckst98g>Fix car plate bughttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/507351780/#507956729>How to get infinitely re-spawning ammohttps://youtu.be/CgYG6JyMHE8>Cover archivehttps://gtag-covers.neocities.org/Previous Thread: >>575491652
>>575940840>>575946573Hope you like them!https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197982234723/screenshots
>>576261960doubt with this dripfeedrockstar does not have any novel ideas left at allGTA 6 will be the same gameplay loop as V and people will drool over the new graphicswhen they look under the hood it will be too lateonline will be strategically delayed for this reason by 1-2 months from initial release>we're getting things ready for you!refunds impossible due to time spent in single player
is it easier to find randoms for OG heists due to the bonus?>>576262421>E class coupe>037>air cooled 911 coupe/targa/cabrioJEEWSTAAAR gib me cars!Btw what's Mass Effect canon ending?
>>576262109You can have private lobbies by adding one file that doesn't get detected as a cheat or something bad by rockstar.
>>576264779wasn't this fixed?
The guys trying to stop my acid delivery died in an oddly-poignant pose after I shot them. I also didn't realize that the newspapers wrapping the acid package have readable textures, since I've never thrown them in first-person before.
10
classics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnKDUA5GS2c
Does this look like stock GTA3 definitive edition or modded original/definitive? Saw it in a video and I'm surprised at how good it looks.
>>576274018The fonts and size of the UI says definitive edition. The shadows and lights around the map are not shitty enough to scream Unreal Engine tho. Maybe it's a modded DE?
>>576274128Thanks
10 reasons why the new hsw car is mid
>>576279905I really wish they would have kept adding hsw to more old cars. Lazy fucks. I guess it's easier to just giveaway free money for logging in when people lose interest in the phoned in dlcs instead.
>>576280193Imo all the original super cars need hsw upgrades to make them viable at speed. I love the cheetah but it’s so slow compared to so many others
>>576280193Same with Bennys. They have a literal cult lowrider classic and won't do shit with it
You don't even have to add HSW to new cars just make them that fast initially. Then you use HSW to make older cars faster
I think business resupply missions would be a lot better if there were more variety. Every biker resupply I've ever done has been>Go to this place and do the deal we worked out>Oh no! It was ambushed!>Now grab the stuff and drive to the lockup while endless bikers spawn behind you!Fuck man, give me Cargobobs, boats, planes. Hell, give me deals that casually go through without a hitch every once in a while
>>576280193>no hsw veyron >no hsw bullet that finally drives like a supermarket>no hsw viseris :(
Funny to me how some random 90's tuner is like 1.9m instead of a reasonable price, but a Yacht is actually hilariously cheaper than they are IRL. The Yacht we can get in game would be like, 80mil minimum
>>576281750This is the way, but too late to put the shit back in the horse now.
I spent like 40m today on two new mansions and a bunch of cars with benny's wheels on them>>576262224Is this cover with new pics? >we should have visible rain drops in VIthey would need working wipers then, also.
HSW wasn't designed to make cars good, it was designed to make you part with your money. More expensive cars getting expensive HSW is better for venture capital than fun and logical game improvements
>>576288835not a single one of those images was posted last thread
Just went from full stock to quarter stock getting exclusively multi vehicle deliveries
>>576288842i spent 0 real life pesos on my hsw banshee gts
Yes, i'm rich and important.
>>576289378Neither did I. But they only need a small percentage of the playerbase to buy and they win
>>576288902I thought so, because the screenshots in there that are mine are all old lol
>Left because we drove past the marked boats to get to the island faster
>>576288965This game is hell bent on making sure I stay mansionless
>>576293075The more levels you get the more bitchy and crybaby you become.
>Do a biker sell>It never loads>Go back in and do it again>It never loads>I lost supply both timesIncredible
>>576288835i should visit this place
>Hey I need to do some manual sourcing for the acid lab>Let's make a mission where you have to protect the stuff from an infinitely respawning gang of bikers who will shoot into the open door that you are physically unable to close AND you can't latch onto it with an iron mule!
>>576262421daym it's insane, you even have mass effecti'm gonna borrow some ideas from you
>>576295108You know this poster was made by a 40+ yo. Bitches and straight guys get together all the time.
>>576296146i'm only 30
So the Kortz update nerfed Lester's ability to remove wanted levels, so now he's unavailable in even more situations. As if his only purpose is for free-roam griefers and not for people playing missions or responding to random events.
>>576295108>>576296146>>576296370yes>>576293643why? I just bought two of them.
Just realized I could have my Casino penthouse cleaned
>>576265601Fixed? no, I'm literally playing the game that way right now on a private server all you need is a .meta file with a password and nobody can access your lobby unless they share the same file with the same password.
>Getting griefed by a Raigunigger>Text him "Why">He stops
If I talk to the guy in the car meet and do his races, I get progress to the current prize car, right?
>>576302261congratulations, you just gave him an existential crisis
>>576293075I had somebody leave because they got pulled out the insurgent driver seat during the emp delivery setup
again, I have one source telling me it's possible to get a single delivery vehicle for counterfeit cash deliveries, and another saying it will always be 3-4 if you have full stock without fail. Don't know who to trust because both are competing GTA wikis
>>576303970him?
>>576305363In my experience, you would get the single pounder or the four bikes more often from the cash place (desert)
>>576305868I assume that was for>>576303152>>576305363Yeah, there is a truck delivery. I've gotten it at full a few times, but assuming they have the same chances as the others it's probably something like a 1/5
I demand proof that it's possible to do this without getting police stars
>>576307485To do what? That the kortz setup for patrols?
>>576307778Casino heist keycard setups
>>576307485You're probably being carful like a stealth game. You have to mostly run really fast like a Rockstar gave. But yeah, put your weapon away.
>https://x.com/RockstarSupport/status/2084317556622475378?s=20This is concerning, are they prepping up this maintenance as drip-feed for GTA 6 singleplayer stats, or is there more to this?
Trailer 3?
>>576313827No anon there's nothing relating to that posted yet it's all rrats (rumors)
>>576313663It's over...
Thought about ending it all (uninstalling gtav)
>>576318813For me? It's starting over at lvl 1 in 2026
>>576319410That doesn't solve the issue I have (playing solo sucks)
>>576318813No anon, no. Think of the children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLXSfR3oVls
>>575899102Did you ever do this?
>>576325469They did, it was a few posts below in spoilers
>>576307485The hearse mission for the Casino? Not possible
>>576325469I did, only DFC joined, and it helped us a lot to coordinate shit when we play
>>576326210>>576326385I'm blind, joined it now as well.
>>576326265They make it seem like it's an option
>Rockstar New York is why we didn't get Midnight Club 5God dammit
>>576327171Yeah, the entire Casino heist setups have copy pasted triggers. All missions have an internal 30 minutes timer, so Lester chimes to hurry you up when there's 5 minutes, which makes sense, and since the Duggan Shipment has a 10 minutes timer, he also chimes in with 5 minutes left when he more reasonably should do it when you have 1 or 2 minutes left
>>576327586The dialogue for when you get cops also repeats in most setups, but not all, some have specific dialogue related to that setup, but those are like 1 or 2 setups out of all of them
I've reached my breaking point. 50 hours a week for TWENTY years and all I get is a swift kick in the butt. GTAO isn't for me bros
>>576061151I'm getting the hang of this heist. Did this one to get the "going through the sewer w/o the hazmat suit" award. I actually didn't think I was going to get the time under 17 minutes
>year long drought ends and all they can shit out for the preorders are screenshots, some are objective downgrades compared to even the first trailer>goes on another drought
The three stooges
>>576336606I can't even imagine giving a shit about 6 at this point
>Land sparrow on back of trailer, because limited parking options. >Wooden pallet was obliterated during the landing.>Go inside enemy hideout to do thing.>Come back out and take off.>A new pallet has spawned in, in the same space as the sparrow landing skids.
>>576340336Free pallet
I took advantage of the Benny's discount. Or perhaps it took advantage of me.
>>576350434>I took advantage of the Benny's discount. Or perhaps it took advantage of me.Fellow Donkchad
>>576350434may i say this looks riDONKulous
Sup /gtag/ I just got headtracking and my permanently mounted desk HOTAS (flight stick) working in GTA Online it's pretty sweet, I normally just use controller but my new HOTAS setup was kinda begging to be tried in GTA 5Also guys I used to post here occasionally about my free crime sandbox game I'm working on as a solo developer. I ended up fleshing out the multiplayer and shit which is what everybody was telling me I should focus on. The world's synced up and there are PVP zones and shit. I haven't posted in a long time because of some technical problems posting here that seem to be happening to multiple people. My main struggle now is getting people to play online instead of the browser versions which is understandable because currently the online version requires running an .exe installer but the game's pretty kickass now if you only saw early versionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0LGgklplP4So far biggest lobby I've seen is 6 people at the same time. I'm like 80% done making a second major city for the game styled after New York/Liberty City, the map's already like 5x bigger than it was at initial release
Ă€ hylic.
Honestly speaking, is there even a possibility for game like gtao to make missions something else than> Drive to point A, take something/do something, drive to point B/drive back to safehouse - doneor>Drive to point A, kill everyone, leave the area - done?
>>576359935>ear rape pistol shot right at the start and at 4amoof
>>576360157well, you can always walk to point a and from point b
>>576360157Yes, they're slowly letting you choose how you want to do something
>>576360157I don't mind that too much, honestly, but I'd like them to allow more player freedom in their structure, like having a heist with someone on the outside causing chaos while people inside take the loot, instead of everyone entering together and doing everything in unison like s bunch of good ants.You can't do much more than go to A and do B, but how you can accomplish it should have more freedom.
>>576360157>Honestly speaking>>576366508>honestlythis is not reddit there are no downvotes, so you don't have to announce every time you actually speak your mind
>>576360157survival, but you're defending zancudo in b-11 from infinite waves of tanks (and an occasional chernobog) approaching from 3 directions, you lose if they capture the hangar, you win if you hold for 20 or something minutes
>>576359935Buy an adslot. It's clear you are not a regular posting here.
>>576359935>gta online>hotas and headtrackingbullshit
>>576350434I've had mine for a long time
>>576360157Probably. Isn't there a mission creator? Make one.
Fear and Loathing in West Elizabeth
>>576370347
>>576370347>>576370541Is the crazy writing part of the hallucination?
When you get piss drunk your text changes accordingly.
>>576370767
>>576370883>Me playing Sinking City
Good time playing tonight guys. Collector items reset at 8pm EST
Replaying through IV, and I forgot how egregious some of the "chase the invincible NPC we told you to kill" missions can be.
>>576373101>>576372034>>576371152>playing a different game by rockstar>realize you were always lied toMaybe playing games by a different company is the solution? I mean there is an actual idiot in the thread who rated warthunder shit after 357 hours and continued to play for 1971 hours. Some people just can't put anything down and start something new and fun. Pic related, he is like this phenotype.
>>576373101>you have to kill this NPC>but they are invincible while you chase them for the cinematic factor>btw the invincibility will be disable after you pass that one subway car on the bridge for no reasonWhat is this game design.
>people discover gaslighting after decadesIt's true GTA players are low iqwell at least the mansion that cousin roman promised us in IV is there in V now
>>576373613Jesus fuck I hate game nerds "why don't you play this shitty game no one likes, why don't you play that shitty game no one likes?" not everyone is a fucking anime faggot. All of those games are terrible.
>>576374707Forgot to post a pic but also "why don't you just cut your dick off like I did and play final trantasy"
Anyway I bought a bunch of cars yesterday, and another mansion to store them.
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>>576375109
>>576375228
>>576374707>proceeds to put 6000 hours in a wester game he hatessome people just love moaningshitting on asian games is just a cope at this pointyou wouldn't even be able to enjoy Dishonored 1, Dishonored 2 and Death of the Outsiderthere will always be a flaw with anything but it's just burned out dopamine receptorsput game down, return, no joy, put down, return>guys why does this suck
>>576374830>why don't you just cut your dick off like I did and play final trantasyHmm I can see why the girl posters all left the thread unironically. Lots of assholes in here. I think I play some IO games for fun. Bye suckers.
>>576375627I never said I hate it, I love it, you're a demoralization shill implying people hate it because you're a faggot. You like asian games because you have a small penis, just start HRT already. >>576375753like 90% of the people in this thread are actual women>>576375363I must really hate this game after spending $60+m yesterday buying two mansions and a bunch of gold rimmed cars. Dumb.
>>576375962OMG I hate this game SO much that I bought a bunch of cars I already have again just because they have gay wheels. Nobody is playing emoslop.
>>576375962>insults trannies>points out the girl posters were always menHoly shit you might be onto why your posts have offended them and your presence, spam and fagging is a fucking tumor on this thread. Do people avoid you IRL too?
>>576373739It'd be one thing if he was fast and weaving around a lot, but he's just a fat dude riding a chopper in a straight line. I probably dumped like 200 smg rounds into him before I gave up and decided it was just a scripted chase segment.
>>576376085
>>576376154Learn how to read and stop being the exact opposite of correct. I had a great time yesterday chatting with my friend I met who sold me all these cars, we spent hours driving around together touring garages. I'm sorry that you're wrong and that your constant harping that this game sucks and that everyone hates it is the real cancer here. "OMG you're driving everyone away because you don't hate GTA like I do! You hate it like I do" no I'm not and no I don't and shut the fuck up.>>576376236
>>576376392
>>576376561>>576376154if you have borderline personality disorder and like gaslighting and strawmanning people then you probably already know you should kill yourself so I won't tell you to do it.
>>576376712
>>576376712okay psycho
>you're borderline>you're schizo>you're autistic>you're a trannyMaybe it's just you, you're an asshole. It's that simple when you always see other people as problem. Most of all, you're alone in here.
>>576375962>>576376085>>576376236>>576376392>>576376561>>576376712>>576376849STOP.USING.WHITE.WALLS.
>>576377353Why did you quote your own posts and go mental? Playing the victim already for sympathy. Anyway I'm really out of here to play some Hitman III: WOA, good luck with whatever problem you are going through
>>576377841you are such a penis
>>576373613>>576374707
>>576376849
>>576377353>>576378070I'm sorry that you got roped into the autistic borderline schizo tranny shilling nonsense but to address your concern, I haven't modified any of these cars yet at all. I might keep the colour on a couple of them, like the peyote, but I'll probably remove most of the whitewalls, except for where they're appropriate like on the roosevelt or something. >>576378484Buddy was nice enough to buy my two benny's cars off my second character and then I re-bought them off him for my main character. :)
>>576378070nice timezone in your picture.. I assume Novosibirsk Oblast, Russia? Explains your language barrier a lot
>>576377841>>576378070
What the fuck is even happening here anymore? Where did this schizo even come from?
>>576378829It says it also includes Mongolia, and south east asia, and since this is 4chan he is probably a mongolian basket weaver.>>576378698
>>576379148
>>576379292
>>576379292>>576379148>>576378484>everything is a plastic "classic" monochrome primary paint job>no effect paints>not making use of metallic black and then added pearlescent pigmentsI use pearlescent-over-Matte or Metallic trick. If you own an Auto Shop you can apply Pearlescent Paint over any paint job when modifying vehicles in your Auto Shop.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y03eFMmOKY
>>576379643You can't do anything with this stupid thing, except try to put it on the podium and this happens, lmao.
>>576379756These are all before pictures I'm posting (except for the cream emperor and 811) since I just bought these cars. Here is my original car from PS3.
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>>576380159
>>576379756I tried this black with pearl thing when I first started playing and I didn't like it, you always see too much of the black underneath.
>>576378698>emperor customwhy isn't that a thing
>>576380947
Over 42% of all images in this thread are yours now. I yearn for days I don't have to see you spam in here and the other people returning.
>>576380981This is why I caved and started buying cars like this, they're probably never going to do it and I'm tired of waiting. Some of them are just for comedy, but I think I can make a few of them look really good.
>>576381124Do you have any self awareness? Do you realize you're reacting exactly the way I want you to, you are now sick of me being the only person posting images instead of just whining about the game, so, go take some screenshots and start to actually contribute when you post.
>>576381248
>>576381454>Do you realize you're reacting exactly the way I want you toTell me more please. The entire world needs to know your autistic genius.
>>576381787Nigga you have thought like 3 different people are the same person for hours now. Clearly you are a tourist and or a schizo.
>>576382448I literally reply to the dude with the light brown beard and short hair who only posts his odd ridesDid I not feed you enough (You)s because i prefer talking to him? No proceed posting screencaps pretending I am not aware that there is faggot kun and his wingman rushing to his defence the moment someone calls out that he is closing in on 50% of all pictures being his.Do you realize how fucking dumb it makes you sound when you defend avatarfagging which is an actual rule violation? Everyone is schizo who doesn't approve of violating board rules. Retards.
I already said I am aware there are several very boring obnoxious people who will use this thread as their own personal blog replying to their own posts for hours.>What is going on?! Holy schizo.Yeah what's going on? It's so amazing to reply to your own screenshot with another screen, the entire thread. I cannot picture a more narcissistic way to shit up a thread and then go off the rails when someone cannot stomach this shit anymore and speaks up.The last straw is always gaslighting others as defective when they disagree with it. Having to listen to this mindless drivel of self-admiration and their grandiose car collection.>>573118376 >>573119295 Are you unwell? This is NOT normal behaviour.
What the fuck is going on here
>>576379138>>576384216
Try finding a group of randoms that can actually finish the Pacific Standard finale.
So any idea why I can't create custom plates IN GAME but have to use shitty mobile app that doesn't even work anymore instead? Will it be the same in VI?
>>576383216clearly you are a tourist and a schizo
>two autistics arguing who deserves more (You)sHoly shit again? Hello /gtag/ I just arrived from work. What did I miss this time?
>>576384216schizoI assume the same shit as last week >>575469901>Jerking off is super boring unless you take suppliments like magnesium and potassium so you have huge loads.Same energy
>>576384461well glad we sorted that and at least I'm not on your HRT
>>576384431I'm wondering if they fixed this somehow, I wouldn't mind creating more plates.
>>576384563No seriously what was that?
Can someone post their slutty character instead of this? Patriot girl, leather pants anon, asian milf, girltwink, black eye demon, helmet visor stripper, anyone?
>>576384541other people are getting the blame for my behavior because the other anon is a schizo retard lol who thinks everyone is me. apparently this makes me a narcissist, but I just want to post pictures of cars and see other peoples cars, and talk about the game.
576384659Damn nigga you really going off the rails. You should probably just kill yourself if you make yourself look like a fool in public like this.
>>576384873We lost this many regulars after Kortz? Explains the tourist.
>>576384784I just checked, app is removed from store for me
>>576384784>>576385737You have to do it online on their shitty social club browser site.
>>576386162>appare console players retarded? the website has the creator and works for all platforms. you do remember your login, right?
>>576386271> are console players retarded?They bought a computer that can't be used as a computer.What do you think?
>>576386162Thanks>>576385737Yeah they removed it a few years ago and it never worked right for a long time.>>576386271I haven't bothered to check if there was a new way to do it since they removed the app
>>576385590I'm too busy with project zomboid's new version.
>>576386572>They bought a computer that can't be used as a computer.>What do you think?my sides
>>576384563was thinking about how neat it would be if gtao had fishing. Then I remembered the time I played RDR0, quick joined some fishing game mode and caught small fish every minute and a half while the guy next to me caught one after the next because he had some special bait/rod/lore from grinding Gta 6 online will probably have fishing and it will be hell
>>576386162>You have to do it online on their shitty social club browser site.>Decide to try it>Type rockstar social club>It redirects to rockstar games main page>Huh? weird I remember there was social club page>google it>4 days ago, rockstar shuts down social clubThe more you know
>>576387320Fishing was great in RDO if you know the bait and lure mechanics. The controls could be better though. I used the online map though because the spawns of rare fish are complete bullshit.>>573118376 >>573119295Shh it's all well now.
>>576387320Having the right bait is the main thing in RDRO fishing. That, and using your deadeye powers to see the fish before you cast.
>>576387582nah man it's just you their service is still up
>>576389830Now how do you get those special plates
>>576387320>GrindingRetard the special lures are like 5 in game $s its not his fault you are retarded
>>576389908simply select them during creation steps. you just told us you didn't even reach the right page, maybe try from there.
>>576390232I'm another person. I tried making a plate a week ago and those two were not options
>>576390489well "not that anon" this is great but honestly be happy any plate creator worksif I would care I'd download the old app, decompile the java and check what "special plate" was sent in post requestediting forms on rockstar's site is as easy as pie to get non standard options, famously used to get impossible crew colours working or uploading vector graphics as crew logoi'm sure someone who really needs such a plate will run the extra mile and edit the <form>
>>576390489They were a login reward after and ecola vs sprunk community challenge a few years ago. Back when rockstar did cool things.
sour grapes
>>576389789>>576390101I was low level trying things, it's the trend that I don't like. I tried a pvp mode and got nowhere because everyone had fancy op cards that they grinded for like slippery bastard or whatever it's called
>>576393257Just use the right worm as bait on your fishing rod. People loved fishing in Automata
>>576393257slow down tf how do we go from fishing being a problem for you to being lazy to level your cars and simply accepting that they are gated behind xp? is there anything you enjoyed in the game without instant gratification? I made it to level 239 and then dropped it. rdo was a faster levelling up experience for me than gta since it actually felt fun and they had these seasonal events. sure the base unlocks stop at lvl 99 but i loved the cosmetic free dlcs>>576390101the latter
>>576393978cards not cars. i'm too gta pilled right now to think about rdo
>"this game sucks">elaborate anon how it does>"i actually cannot use the games mechanics">...>"rockstar is dumb it's the trend that I don't like">...
>>576394539>stop doing the things I don't likeit's like listening to the tantrum of a child or an adult with a very limited vocabulary. perhaps it's time for me to quit this game. i'm already the oldest guy in any lobby.
I cannot within my heart of hearts defend the company that designed and released the oppressor mk 2
>>576395737But, anon, think of the poor shareholders who were expecting infinite growth from shark card sales.
I completed the Kortz center heist without dying, but didn't complete the weekly challenge.Do I need to be the heist leader?Do all participants in the heist need to not die?
>>576396043That vehicle (or the deluxo could also be patient zero) led directly to the solo bonanza we all currently "love". But because everyone had to keep up with the Jonses it made Rockstar enough money for a fleet of solid gold yachts
>>576393978I got to level 60 something, it's a beautiful game so I enjoyed roaming around.
It would cost 106,800,000 gta $ to put the lock on jammer on the entire fleethonestly r* are masterminds for finding a way to milk people that still insist on bein in pub lobbs
Where the fuck is the next trailer?
>>576396693gta 6 is a scam
>>576396545But you get a full lobby bonus for acid. Just ghost org and don't get griefed
>>576396693>Where the fuck is the next trailer?Want to see the new downgrades? The cinematic upscaled 4k (native 720p) PS5 experience will be a blast!
>>576396545Ah nice, i'd still have another $180M leftover
>>576397203
>>576396545>put the lock on jammer on the entire fleetwhy?
>>576397726I have the jammer for every vehicle I own that it can be purchased on.Why not?
>>576398919ThisAnd I only play in invite lobbiesWhat are you? Poor?
>>576397638on launch day of gta 6? critical thinking is hard here. grinding is slowly being nerfed and an idiot will tell you online he has a billion in V which he cannot use in the next game.
>>576399610What the fuck does GTA 6 have to do with my post, or the post I was replying to?
>>576399556http://mythfolklore.net/aesopica/aesop1884/76.htm
>>576396693Would you believe me if I told it coming Friday?
>>576399725you might have to learn that your solipsist world view is not the opinion of everyoneif you cannot see that if you had to start at lvl 1 TODAY you'd have jackshithow would you feel if you had no breakfast this morning?do you know what a hypothetical is?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T25LfHJT_y0
>>576400252Why should I pretend i'm starting from day 1?Just make your posts make sense. Write out your entire thought so people can ACTUALLY have meaningful discussions instead of wondering what the fuck you're talking about because half the argument you're making is inside your own head.
>>576400363>Why should I pretend i'm starting from day 1?watch the video to learn what conditional hypothetical questions are, it's literally a 4chan question
>>576400442Yes, but you didn't lay out that conditional, hence the rest of my post you fucking moron.If you want a conditional hypothetical you have to actually TELL the audience what the conditions are.
>>576400503it literally is a standard 4chan way to ask people in that mannerism. why would I have to explain 4chan stuff to you unless you are new? are you smart and a newfag or dumb and oldfag? i'm honestly puzzled
>>576400723...anon if your hypothetical was about being a day 1 GTA player coming to try and buy all those cars, you need to say that. It was not at all clear that was what you were trying to imply.I'm really not sure if english is your first language, but if it is, wew lad.Also, i've literally been on 4chan since jan/feb 2005.
>>576400867so can you comprehend now that IF you had HYPOTHETICALLY start gta v now, it is the WORST time to pick up the game?can you HYPOTHETICALLY understand that your opinion and monetary wealth ingame (old money) is irrelevant to most players who are fucked by kortz? I have 405 million right now, but I can understand WHY people might put the game down now.I can understand that this is most likely the new normal because gta 6 is not a GIFT, r* has a serious interest to monetize this game harder.this concept can literally not be understood by some people. either you can or not
>>576401024Yes, but where the fuck in your post are you SAYING ANY OF THAT?!!?!?!>>576396545>It would cost 106,800,000 gta $ to put the lock on jammer on the entire fleet>honestly r* are masterminds for finding a way to milk people that still insist on bein in pub lobbsNothing about this post implies you're talking about a day 1 GTA 5 player.
>playing game>some lvl 1000 was getting mad at some other>he eventually says "watch me empty your bitch ass lobby">game closes a couple seconds laterSo what is the purpose of the anti-cheat?
>>576400867>Also, i've literally been on 4chan since jan/feb 2005.what was the old name of /g/ technology when it was not about tech?reply within 2 minutes else you googled it
>>576401181/g/uro, duh.
>>576401318yeah no shit, also sad you are 21 years on this site. guess we both are losers.
Meh, I wasn't here much during college and during the first part of my professional career, but I work from home now and have no reason NOT to keep the tabs open.
>>576401581>I work from homewhat do you do?
>>576401953Finance. Mostly auditing.
>>576402010does it require you to be on call at 3 am?
>>576402173Nope, in fact I can largely set my own hoursI have one weekly meeting and that's really all I have to be scheduled for, as long as i'm doing my work, WHEN it gets done is irrelevant.
>>576401581Lol I just was thinking you are jobless. Also post your character. What language is that image?
>>576402375
>>576402545>>576402375Also, that's german.Fagottkonzerte = bassoon concerto
>>576402545>>576402680I mean you nick silly. Feel free to add me, I'm online later, name's Naro_Goldmy oc has grey hair in a bun and a forehead tattoo with an eye, I don't post my char here
>>576401581Nice. I'm going to college so I can hopefully find a nice remote IT/web dev related job because working in retail is too draining.
>germanthat explains the problem of not getting jokes. singlehandedly the must unfunny people alive on earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZY0JEjkrwEI hope GTA 6's NPCs will be more lively. And have better facial expression when talking like the ones from 5 were horrifying.
>>576402260So you work from home. You don't have to travel across the country to some industrial site to fix stuff (on your days off). Nobody's gonna call you in the middle of the night because something went offline. You don't have to solve puzzles in an extremely short time under pressure from the boss either. i might assume. Yep, engineering sucks.
>>576402545Oh so you're the one who did not understand the hypothetical? You work in finance? Lmao how did you not bakrupt your place yet?
>>576403815Because in finance we don't deal in hypotheticals, asked inside your head that you never posted for anyone else to understand what you were talking about.Crazy stuff, I know.
>>575956747 >https://web.archive.org/web/20220224201330/https://steamcommunity.com/id/wurm45/>>576402680>that's germanI cannot help but notice the flag. Is that also you? >>576262421 Are you leather pants? >>576403902>Crazy stuff, I know.calm down it was a joke
>>576404152Nope
>>576404424>>576404152Also, i've never posted my character nick here, or joined the crew. I have no interest either.At most i've offered deleted vehicles for trade if someone wants one and I happen to have it and am already online.
>>576404424it calculates differently on a private profile. if you don't want to say it's fine. always really wanted to add you
>>567173825>big sex cover needs some more men to slut it up>>576402680>FagottkonzerteAre you gay by any chance?
>>576405479Sorry, no.It's why I won't join the crew, too many fags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz1dB7Ks-vgRockstar will never recover from this.
>>576405649Amusing how many people playing girls are rampant homophobes and assholes. I cross you off my list of people in this general I want to hang out with. No need for slurs.
>>576405908Anon, my character is and always has been male, you're projecting.
>>576405943I was talking to the German who posts Leather Pants. It's okay I'm past that with people who see the crew as a cesspit they want to avoid. Since I'm in that makes me a person he clearly despises. I just wonder why he, not you, went off avatar and spouts his homophobe shit thinking he is anon.
>>576406159I've just had multiple experiences with the guys here on /vg/ where you faggots ~6-7 years ago would try to hook up with a late 20s male when you guys were in your mid to late teens.Fucking disgusting.Even if I was gay, no thanks.
>>576405804Damn the heli landing shit is funny. Did Rockstar forget to test it or the test involved 4 employees in the same office, same server, with no ping or latency issues and just assumed it will work that flawless for everyone else?
>>576406320>You guysLiterally no one from /gtag/ ever saw you around back then. No idea what board you were on, it was not /vg/.>>576406320>Even if I was gay, no thanks.Why do you flirt with other posters? Is this some kind of autogynephilia? It's fucking bizarre to play a girl in this game and then hit on characters of other people and not get that this sends a weird signal. You're probably still single or asexual. Anyway no need to reply, I get it, you are really weird and creepy
>>576406864Once again, my character is and always has been male.Just because you're (seemingly) schizo doesn't change who I am.
>>576406959I'm talking to the German here >>576262421If you are not the person I want to talk to, which is this one >>576402010Then why do you keep pinging my posts? Do you hijack conversations IRL too? Why the fuck do I have to explain this to you? Are you using a translator to post? It seems you have trouble getting who my posts are directed at. Again, since you post off character I have literally no idea when you interrupt my talks with Leather Pants.
>>576407243Because you keep replying to me?!!?!
I blame Rockstar for the current state of the thread.
>>576407389>that very unique extension colour theme posted before hereHoly shit I know this shitting up the thread for years. You are German? Alright, so Leather Pants and bald guy are German. Got it. What psycho uses nested view?
>>576407738Jesus you really are a schizo.
>>576373613Why you responding to the Red Dead niggas like they did anything?
Gtao VI wishlist?Liveries made by the community would be nice
>>576407857>Is american>is constantly told I want to talk to the german known as leather pants>replies constantly to me when I say I want to talk to the germanIf that makes me schizo, this makes you low iqMaybe get drafted for Project 100,000aka the retards mac namara sent to nam to dieCannot do more than addressing my posts to the person they are directed at. Then you jump on them like some leech and bitch about when I mistake you for someone else because you are on my ass and every of my replies. Kys?
>>576405804>Pro is swearingIt's joever
>>576408278Anon, you keep replying to me and pretending i'm the german.I don't know how many times I can tell you, I am not the german, stop replying to me as if I am.If you can't understand what's happening here, seek mental help.
>>576400363>you're making is inside your own head.I think that is how he lives his life and the only way he can feel superior and "intellectual". When all he needs to do is take a "quiet pill"
>>576408342why do you ping me when I told you 5 times you are not someone I want to talk to? can you fuck off low iq sheboon? ride your pink tranny cars. >>576379148
>>576408470I'm replying to you because you're replying to me.If yu owant the german to reply to you, maybe reply to him instead of me? Also, those aren't my cars.
>>576408465>autogynephiliac gives people life adviceWear your dress
>>576408465Yeah, honestly, I can't see this as anything other than some type of severe mental illness.Thank God I'm not him.
>>576401024And nigga you understand your point is a non sequitur? Its just filling the space to mentally masturbate over. No one is getting into GTAV now. It would suck if aliens attacked right now too, soo? You have to be russian with that timezone.
>this entire conversation
>>576408470I'm merely pretending to be retarded to pull your leg
>>576408901they suck
>>576405804>53 minuteshard pass this guy repeats after 10 mins
>>576408021>The HUD shows the speed your going.>able to change colors on liveries
>>576408662When did I give life advice. I didn't suggest you do it. We all know you will get to that point on your own.
>>576409652>1717x893>>576408901>1958x980>>576408592>2557x893Holy shit do you know how to upload a full screenshot from the game? You've been cropping with windows clipboard for years. Is this a console pleb thing? Upload to R* social, view and crop, then save to upload here? For fucking years.
>>576409945schizo
>>576409945I think you should calm down
>>576409991the fake unix timestamps of the extension don't help
>>576409945>1958x980I took a smaller screenshot of a youtube video because a fullscreen one would look awfulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM0GFfhj1Ik
>>576409991>>576409945>>576410143Also, I have my PC performance diagnostics on the top of my screen, I would never post a full screenshot.Seriously, seek mental help, you need it.
>>576409945>(you)s to at least 2 different peopleNigga do you understand how sharex works or are you too indian to understand cropping a frame?
>>576410083So I cannot enjoy my (You)s?
Watched a video with someone driving a blade that had hydraulics from bennys, and I want to know how they did it because that's not possible
>>576410305>i'm just pretending to be retarded for attentionpathetic, really.
576410305very sad life
>>576410203But I'm very good at convincing people to tell me stuff they deliberately try to hide. Thanks for the free data.
>>576410503With how schizo you are, I have zero doubt that "data" is going to be useful to literally no one.Enjoy it.
>Saars it was a meme and you were the foolDamn Eastern Europeans and Indians shouldnt have the internet
>>576410637I'm not a jeet, dumb imperialist ameican
576410898So you are a russian from the middle of nowhere or an even less important place. How many ounces of yak blood does it cost you a month to get internet.>imperialistlol, learn your own history from whatever shithole your from at least america is a real country
>>576410637>>576410898>HE KNEW WHO YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT>imperialistTurd worlder triggered and buck broken
>>576411093There is more Russians in GTA online than burgers. You are irrelevant when we launch Sarmat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypqL7kM2wZUFOOL, we have swan. you have broken blackbird.. needs maintenance after one flight because leaks. buffoon!
>>576411093 >>576411665lmao we broke him! bring the czars stock of copium
Since we're talking about Russia(ns) do you think Kenny Petrovic will make an appearance in VI? He was teased as being one of the most powerful organized crime leaders back in 4. Or are we going to get generic wacky florida man and cartel guys as the antagonist faction leaders?
What the shit is going on here?
>>576411876>didnt lose 1 million casualties in a 3 day military operationsimple as
>>576412228Lies, RT has the real casualties. No one in BДB died when we took Hostomel. Was no air defence.
I am apparently shadowbanned from all instanced content. I haven't been able to accept or send an invite for a week
>>576412842what'd you do?
>>576412842Unless you have a dunce hat in your clothing you are not shadowbanned or bad sport. It's a NAT issue with your ISP.
>>576412512Thinking about those spetsnazis last living moments tumbling to death inside those cargo planes is very funny. Like Master Chief bouncing around that escape pod from the Pillar of Autumn killing all those marines.
>>576411665Do ruski love Pavel?
>>576413262To some American everything is just Indiana Jones or a video game. You watched it on some cable TV and that is your world view. You will not laugh when clown president sends you to Iran Ñ…aÑ…aÑ…a. People here laughed about Niko Bellic but no one here knows NATO started Jugoslawia wars. Downed pilot US chirped like bird when they questioned him.
>>576413369>Do ruski love Pavel?He is mocked by making him sound sheepish but for 1 guy he does the job 40 us soldiers could not do.>https://www.cdc.gov/physical-activity/php/military-readiness/unfit-to-serve.html71% cripples>https://www.war.gov/News/News-Stories/Article/Article/4319081/unfit-undertrained-troops-no-longer-tolerated/
>>576413714Americans wouldnt fuck up as hard as a russian in anything. We evolved past the hunter gather phase unlike some russians, and we have indoor plumbing.
>>576413714did you finally give up using an LLM to polish your ESL English? it was funny when you made more effort to hide it. the more mad and faster you post the less intelligible it becomes
>Pacstan finale>Die immediately on spawn until I leave the lobby
576413714>russia about to start conscripting more>russian tourist shows up here for his last bit of shitposting before the 30 minutes estimated lifetime on the frontlineYou cant make this up
>>576412951I was too cool>>576413229hmm
>Doing last dose missions>Fighting off white jacket geeks>Suddenly on fire>Suddenly die
>>576415859Turns out there's about 10 more fuel tanks there than I remembered.
My dumb ass is thinking about spending like 4.5m on a mid car and garage because it looks cool
Vehicles from previous gta games that aren’t in V that you want to see in VI? I want to see more of the ones from IV like the hakumai, uranus, esperanto, and the contender
>>576417632Too many to list
>>576417632The Vice City Banshee. The Corvette C4
>>576408021>non-allied player blips and nametags hidden until spotted bf3 style, or even permanently>>576417632this but also feroci and willard
10 reasons why the kortz heist sucks ass
>>576429945That they hobbled the other heists to force players into it? I really wouldn't even dislike the kortz heist, if the laser room were less buggy. I like the idea of it, but it's just so janky.
>>576367365>you don't have to announce every time you actually speak your mindI know, it's force of habit. It's not reddit tho, I'm more of a twitter fag
>>576429945It’s another heist where you can do everything right and be stealthy the entire time and never be seen but ‘oops we can’t have the players having a good time so the police automatically figured it out and are now coming at you in full force’. I just want a heist where if I don’t mess it up, no one knows I was even there
>>576431751I agree, but I also think that it should be difficult to achieve.
>>576431751Part of why I kinda like Cayo. But I've played it too many times now. Every heist could be improved, it stealthy heisting was rewarded with a chance of stealthy escaping.
poor guy
>>576417632youranus and contender are in the game
>>576452943I mean the IV versions The IV contender is only seen as the utility truck in V and the lospeed isn’t the same as the base uranus
i died at Cayo Perico
Do we know what next week's discounts are?
>>576461376YesAugust 6–12 Discounts: Paleto Bay Business Properties – 60% off High End Apartments – 40% off Benny’s Conversion Upgrades – 40% off Karin Kuruma (Armored) (Sports) – 60% off Karin Kuruma (Sports) – 60% off Lampadati Toro (Boat) – 30% off Albany Cavalcade XL (SUV) – 30% off Canis Castigator (SUV) – 30% off HVY Vetir (Military) – 30% off Pegassi Reaper (Super) – 30% off Dinka Kanjo SJ (Coupe) – 30% off Brute Armored Boxville (Van) – 30% off Progen Itali GTB (Super) – 30% off BF Weevil (Compact) – 30% off Obey 8F Drafter (Sports) – 30% off Pfister Comet Safari (Sports) – 30% off
>>576461442lame
>>576461442None of these are things I'm buyng now so good
>>576462464What are you, poor?
>>576473612imagine what could be if only this game wasn't so woke
>>576472350>richbaiting in this economyyou sound like a scrub
>>576477956
anyone on PC Enhanced up for a Pacific Standard heist start to finish?
>>576396545>>576397726>>576399556Because I like being able to drive some cars not in passive mode when I'm in a public lobby and annoying faggots who try to follow you. I've probably spent at least this much, but two characters and I haven't done every missile lock jammer on every car yet.>>576389830Where do you go on the website? I'll probably find it but nobody ever said where to go. Btw minor non interesting fact: when you buy a second mansion, it has the same pets.
>>576399725I'm convinced half the people who post in this thread are shills from other game companies who are trying their hardest to make you quit GTA online. This is 4chan, 9 times out of 10 you're talking to a mossad agent/betacuck chairforce from florida, on every board not just /pol/.
>>576401418no, just you for thinking anyone gives two shits about the plight of noobs on 4chan. Hmm, how would it be to be a new player? Well you race with customs off until you can afford cars and do missions and shit and acid lab until you can afford a bunker, businesses and a nightclub. Stop asking retarded questions to train AI and put in your reports to the trannies you take orders from.
>>576401102It absolutely implies you already own every car that can be equipped and also doesn't say how much it would cost to buy all those cars.
>>576404152le it was a joke backpedal lel
>>576405649fags and actual women, I would play with them but they're all on PC and have PC problems. Many of them are actually women (lesbians)>>576405908you're the biggest delusional projecting narcissist I've seen in a while like anybody give a shit about your retarded list, fucking pathetic. Most of the people you're white knighting for play on girls characters including me, but your autism lets you think my female character is someone else even though the file names are always the same.
>>576407905because you have to be bullied by schizos for playing rockstar games in the rockstar thread as some form of weird flirting. "I won't leave you alone and let me tell you about you but they're really things about me, and I don't like you!" lmao. Oh fuck I just realized this schizo is going to think I'm the finance guy and we're samefagging. *puts on glasses* Bitcoin. ETFs. short position. See, I'm smart we're the same guy. What would I feel like if I didn't have breakfast this morning? No fucking clue. :)
>>576408470haha I hadn't scrolled down this far but called it. How about you stop posting because you don't even play GTA and you never post screenshots, why are you even here?>>576408021everyone is going to say everything I want but a colour wheel, and of course the willard and every car we all like from GTAIV.
>>576485593do you know people can shoot rockets without any aim bot, right?
>>576408470lol and the irony of saying "you're toxic homophobes" and then calling him/me a tranny (we are the same person stop taking your meds)
>>576487789forgot screenshot>>576487773theoretically but in reality they can't because they all suck
>>576410898who would have guessed that you're not just a retard, but a commie retard.
>>576410637>>576411093>>576411384>>576411876Thank you, this is hilarious. I love you guys. I don't care if you like me, my cars, or my "spamming" images on an imageboard it doesn't change that this thread is better than every board.
>>576413714Do you want to get into a fist fight when I come back to Novi Sad?
>>576417632>>576421949>>576422335Yeah there ARE too many to list, But like I said the Willard, the Admiral, the other G body, that DFT thing, EXT escalade, I forget a lof of the GTA names (all these cars are from IV) it's basically every car from IV we don't have, and a couple from SA like the Remington.
>>576453970The Uranus was a Fox body Mustang with some euro crap on it and front wheel drive, they added the Dominator FX, which is what it really was all along. I don't know why you want the front wheel drive one but whatever. I would like more of the cars that are supposed to be FWD to be FWD (I always thought of the Primo as a 92-97 Seville/STS) also every Asterope should have been FWD.
https://youtu.be/qrcLdY1sxAY?si=CQYZAKv3Zp2l87GSburgers do you feel sexy?
>>576489969not burgerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86CVaa3x6ls
>>576379292>>576379643First gold spokes car complete, I might get rid of the yankton plate for a black one, haven't decided yet. Might change the colours again because I might have made it identical to my regular Roosevelt, maybe I won't.
>>576492238
>>576492382
wow 4 people heists really suck
>>576492726I know we like to talk about playing with three randoms being the problem. But in reality they just scaled back the difficulty A LOT since those original heists came out. Like those were genuine challenges back then, and now you can sleep walk through anything since completely blind.
>>576493236the problem is to find 4 peopleand if you do they will be complete retards
>>576492535>>576495023well they're doing heists
>pacific standard>heist leader dies 3 times in a rowhow?
>>576493236>those were genuine challenges back thenthis is why i love the doomsday heist, too bad that the pay is so horrible
>>576497451ok, i just watched a walkthrough and i think i was the culprit, for some reason i was getting very far behind the team i dunno why and the team got wasted by cop rush
>>576498525and apparently you can ignore the tunnelwhat a shitty game design like seriously wtf
>>576498525>walkthrough for pacific standardAm I supposed to believe this shit?
>>576499426why not? it's better to be prepared
>>576498758>someone goes straight to the boat>attracts cops>someone diesevery single timeplease for the love of god people practice riding a bike
>there's 32 grand in my agency safe
I hope this safe shit doesn't make it too gta6>log on >have to do a lap around town to collect money
>>576500275Considering they sell you the ability to collect it all remotely with GTA+.What do you think? :^)
>Just delivered a pizza to a private islandOh okay this game is serious
>Doing the prize car stuff>Go from 0/4 to 1/4>Then from 1/4 to 2/4>Then from 2/4 back to 1/4>All in 3 daysFuck off give me my rightfully earned car
Another week, another car.
where do the cars go when you park a car off the street into their garage space?
>>576503610......anon
