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Kissing oguri cap and tasting her pizza burps
stop with your feng shui shit rickey
Digitan LOVE
i like when rickey goes "copa~" like a pokemon
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>576262298too many fr*nts fueee
Consider brown
>>576262476copacopa.png
Banchou LOVE
Can you umamusume pros tell me what's wrong with my ZOG? The final 2 skills are come what may and see ya later
Banana wife
I love special wife
>>576262529bro has less than 800 stam :skull:
thank me later
DANCHO!!! I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME!!! YOU ---NEED--- TO ENACT PLAN M4 RIGHT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!! SACRIFICES MUST BE OFFERED TO UMOLOCH ASAP ONE CAREER A DAY DOESNT CUT IT ANYMORE!!! DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>576262513dw imma make a cappu with 2 golds as pace instead
>>576262529Missing another pre-late race recovery
>>576262529She may gas out at 1.5k speed
umasturbation
My cow wife
clanker is so comfy I dont want to make aces
>>576262747dantsu cheese
AAAAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHALMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>576262657I wish you didnt post that.
DANCHOUARE YOU SURE WE CAN MAINTAIN T30?
>>576262525YES
is it avatarfag auditions already?
>>576262525no one loves this ugly retard
Trainer-san you'll use the half cost to run 10 manual MANT runs right?
>>576262797I havent got a single 3* in the last 50 attempts or so and Im starting to hate the clanka
who is /buono/ here
>>576263030Why?
>>576262972eat shit and die you israeli bastard
>>576262972But enough about Bakushin
brick-182 (835612678) is recruiting one new brickbro interested in a drama-free A+ club. 50mil quota, just use your TP and do your auto runs.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
WTF..........
>>576263112you dumb
>>576263187It was Natto
>>576263187It was semen
>>576263187it was sticky rice
>>576263310>sticky rice that's gooeybro it's gone bad don't eat that
>>576263168bring back my nigga salthyde
>>576263098Why would you not?
>>576262529With that stam she needs one more gold heal
>>576263419MANT is the big gay and global homo scenario
>>576262972but enough about Maya
>>576263495You forgot your oguri.png
>>576262850>haythere is actually an A+ club nowif they can keep it up i'd be amazed the B+ to A+ glowup is crazy
>>576263502I will BAKUSHIN upon you last, but it will not be an act of mercy
>>576262972>unloved>ugly>retardedThat's an awful lot of projecting, methinks
>>576263030>>576263419>>576263604I prefer peephole Bakushin
Dober wife
>>576263652hag dober erotic
tallying retard award
>>576263652Dober wife, happy life as I like to say
>>576263627It does have more charm
>>576263652Mejiro Boober
>>576263532take that back... Maya is not that...
>>576263652Hag Dober would get chubby
What's sex with Kawakami Princess Like
Please remember to drink enough in this heat wave...
>>576263652I LOVE fat uma titspost more FATTIES
>>576263949thank you kris s brown thighs
>recognized anon on a public lobbyhey
>>576263949thanks now post your brown tummy
>>576264083
good morning bros, can I win this one?
>>576264151>neicha drops a blue shell of ASE
>>576263130don't you dare.
is uma moe bugged? whys all my new members doing 0?
>>576264282I wanna cum on her forehead
>>576263652Dober fat tits on my face
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/TqoLd4https://jiggie.fun/TqoLd4
>>576264151holy shit I barely won by a nose, that was so close>d-double dominator, you didn't winhow else can I tank the opposing dominators?
>>576264287danchou I swear to fucking god you got conned again
>>576263130Wrong on both accounts
>>576264420Bakushin might be the 2nd sexiest Sakura
>>576264484For me she's the first sexiest sakura.Her body is so good and she has a cute pretty face
>>576263949thank you kris s
>>576264420smart bakshin sexy
There are almost no trainees I wouldn't fuck
There are almost no trainers I wouldn't fuck
>>576264625Curren...>>576264610Me...
>>576264484>>576264589>10% Wit Bonus
anything but ace run
>>576264674cute
>>576264703waiting for witgod's gospel on mile CM
>>576264674H-How come she's not breathless and blushing bright red when I kabedon...
>>576264674
I actually like Bakushin
>>576264703YeahI genuinely like GL, but it's for some reason harder to make good horses compared to just mindlessly popping sparkles in Unity...
My trainee found out I was going to karaoke with friends and not taking her and forced me to promise that I'd take her after the next race
>>576264769did you try that on her sister first?
>loses to a mare ONCE>yep it's time to retiresprint """chads"""" this is your HERO!?
>20% wit growth>10% power growth>top 3 weightIs there a more perfect uma out there?
>>576265035I should do THIS
Im trying my hardest to make her the best bros
>>576264845the shop is exhausting to comb through with balancing 5 currencies and a single bad RNG glues your run
>>576265098hey that's the height gap between my gf from Hokkaido and I
imagine if there was little animation of tokens going up every time you trained and also a flame when you did rainbows who give double tokensalso a bing bing wahoo sound effect when LH gives you tokensthere, I fixed GL
>>576262850OHH NOOO MAMBROS DID WE GET TOO COCKY?
>>576265204Give me the option to watch them sing all of the songs and I'm sold
>>576265063A true hero knows when to quit. Which is while you're ahead.
Qt
>>576265341Rulership isn't this evil so this must be Cheval
>>576265382>wh*te woman
>>576265341>>576265404Lets keep it professional and friendzone our trainees!
can't stop whacking it to this shortstack
>>576264703Just realized I haven't completed Part 4 of Training the Trainer and the Part 2 anni quest because all I've done are auto parent runs and I still don't have GGPs.
soon..
are latekeks gonna be a problemi focused my debuffs on front/pace
>>576265483I hope i get both festival versions
Speed Star doesn't do shit this CM right
>>576265624nah don't worry about it
Tachyon LOVE
all umas are secretly arabs since that's where the breed is from
>if you want to play front runners this CM you need twoWhy is that? It's because they can spread debuffs?
Good morning my honey
I'm tired
>>576265624I just need to get lucky
>>576262606>western artist
>>5762657762 fronts pushes each other up away from other styles thru spot struggling. A single front front will just get vored by paces/xoguri
>>576265776Fronts are under constant wit checks to try and keep their lead if they're challenged for it, which causes them to speed up to stay 1st. If there's no other front in the race to provoke that wit check then your front will never speed up and actually create a large enough distance between the other positions to be able to win the race.That's why triple front is a common strategy when running fronts and why wit is so important for fronts
>>576265829Mr. Cute B
>>576265776it's a gaslight, after the July patch, solo front is fine
>>576262972Based
I just came
>>576265915>>576265897I actually got it
>>576265776This was historically always the case due to front runners being unable to pace up if they didn't have another uma breathing down their necks, or were behind another front, neither of which would typically happen in solo front lobbies. In the recent balance patch they made it so you can pace up as solo front if there's someone within 5L behind you, so while you still prefer front heavy lobbies, solo front is no longer a death sentence this CM.
morning
>>576265128>single bad RNG glues your runYeah that's what i'm saying.It's too hard, or at least too many things to consider and plan specific umas and parents to make out the right aces.But the gameplay, and the things you have to do for training are actually interesting and fun.
No one has ever posted Rickey porn before
>>576266102Good morning
>>576266102Mornin', bro
>>576266151I make my own
>>576266102i hope someone shits in your coffee mr cuntballs i didnt pull a single copy
>>576266294is this a type of feng shui
>>576265785I would rather sleep with the Dia plushie
>>576265443here's your authentic JP uma
>>576266408scolded with my carrot
>>576266408Heaven...
>>576266542SPECHUD HATE
>>576266570WHAT DO HER FARTS SMELL LIKE???
>>576266527Dober...? W-Why are you 3D? That means you sweat, piss and shit now...
>>576266527Doesn't look that bad. Looks uncanny as fuck though.
>wasted 4 turns training with LH>not a single free tokens
>>576266645girls don't fart or pee or poop
>>576266671On (You) yeah
I'm going to cap TP tonight for the first time in two weeks...
>>576264157It's so lickable.....
>>576266728Wild...
>>576266756
>>576266756Wtf
>-72lmao
Pearl umanko
chibi Doto is cute
/uma/ club bros?
>>576266408>>576265785Sleepy Dia!
>>576266980nyes hello what's your question
it is the ultimate curse of living within reality that i will never sniff an umamusume butthole
>>576266980Sir, this is the /uma/ thread not the /Inu/ thread.
>I'll do a quick ura finale run for the mission>the sparks I getlmao
>>576267080Why are you dogs now?
>>576266939
>>576266527That's a ugly woman
>>576267149Club race winners can sometimes request a name change that lasts for a week
My trainee was arrested for indecent exposure...
>>576267151>the uma who sold the world>for real this time
>>576267230Cringe!
>>576267230I see
>>576266980Why can't my dog be as cute...
>>576267281nyo...
>>576267235shichi.....
>carat calc>Due to Independent Training being added, Misc Earnings Approximation has been raised from 1800 Carats per month to 3000 Carats per month. How many auto runs is that?
>>576267340taking Pokke's first time
>>576267463but the carats used for auto are the carats I get for freethat nigga is fucking up my plaaaans
>>576267491you wouldnt fokke the pokke
>>576267463+1200 is 4/5 additional runs a day basically
>>576267556I would pyoi the pokke
>>576266102
>>576267491>created Tosen Jordan
Thoughts??
>>576267463>3000 carats per monthThis assumes you cap out the 20 carat drop limit daily (100 carats a day for 30 days)
>>576267641
>>576267679Thats unlikely and no lifer stuff
>>576267436
>>576266980/Uma/ Club should host a monthly event where their top earner gets to choose the name for the clubActually all clubs should do this
>>576266980>Top Daily MambocchiMambros don't look...
>>576267708>those soulless eyes
>>576267791Danchou here.No. Put the fans in the bag and move on.
>>576267791The Teio hate club of my dreams...
I would be a good dad for Jordan
Putting my cock inside Pokke's jungle pocket
>>576267867I don't really care desu
ningen are desperate
>>576267647dumb fat bitch with 0 whimsy
I hate Mondays
>>576267894I NEED HER
>>576267910I actually quite like Jordan
waheyit's too hot I'm meltingonly autos from me todayI still have zero aces done
>>576268089Who could this sexy lady be???
>>576268073Ningen are winning
Get yourself an uma
>>576268171that can do both
>>576268114love this cute retard
>>576268171>>576268232Oguri can't be erotic
Can you stop sexualizing my daughterwife? Thanks.
>>576268270What the FUCK is she doing
>>576268142You already know
>>576268278
>>576268345AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>speed turf>only 1 groundworkI mean that's an ok grandparent atleast...........
>>576268337You don't want to know.
>>576268114me too
>>576268342I can do that too
>>576268439cheldio..................
>>576268337>he doesn't know
>>576268439I really, really don’t like this.
>>576267491>b-but it's already in...
>>576267679Doesn't misc earning include dailies and events?
>>576268363Falco got obscenely fat booba? I should have pulled
is any B and above club looking for a new member? 172772307548
>>576268587That anon can't read since they said they raised it from 1800 to 3000, so they're only assuming 1200 a month in gains from auto training.
>>576268593evil horse I hate you
>>576268593Bright!
>>576267791All clubs should have a bottom earner race at the beginning of the month with 3 niggas, CM settings, whoever ends up last or doesnt join it gets kicked.
We have autis/uma/ on Unity, ExcelUma during MANT, what's the next /uma/ club for Grand Live?
>>576268525my cute waifu Katsuragi Ace...
>>576268342What the fuck is wrong with her left hand
>>576268608DANCHOU KICK ONE OF THE LOW EARNERS AND GET THIS ONE
>slopjeet hoursc u guys in like 3 hours
>>576268967pls never come back
>>576268834So when you play the guitar sometimes you have to move your fingers to make the string make a sound
>>576267679agreed it's unlikelythe setting is on the main page in AO27 (expand the columns up the top) for others that want to revert that
thermae amore gets me rock hard bwos... why is the music in this game so sex?
I'm gonna rick
>>576266717My trainee pees cutely
>>576268073>>576268146
>>576269135what's ramonu doing
>>576269135Miss Ramonu...
>>576268719/hag/lovers
>>576268608bricked is recruiting i think!
>>576269195Yeah I bet they are
>>576268363Smart's smarts
>>576269151I’d annihilate this boy’s holes
>>576262558>>576262525i love Pacificus' daughters
>>576269183>>576269184T-That's a ningen. I was pushing ningen propaganda...
>>576269195cute rice!
>>576266007Show me next time
>>576269414MY HEROESand Rice Villain
My oshi? SMART. Your oshi? DUMB
fuji kiseki performing a magic trick that disappears my shaft into her mouth
>>576269195
>>576269414Go Rice Hero!
shimaidon
orenji butt
>attempt to train a l*te>have to borrow creek>can't borrow natieslick surge is enough right
>>576268525WHEN is ace and cock ball dropping
laisu's evil plan for world domination
what +18% fan bonus does to a run
>>576269635
>>576269624I want to punish her asshole for her arrogance.
>>576262850Getting kicked from Mambo turned his grudge into a personal holy war.
>>576269624Royal Orenji...
>>576269635oyl isn't important on med
>>576269635bwi your ftb?
>>576269635Your Lie in Wait?
>>576269731he left tho...
>>576269647with her cuteness!
I'm glad my danchou actually plays the game, how cucked would it be if yours didn't?
>>576269731Its too hot bro...
>>576269742the buffed one is good
>>576269648brickey...
>>576269006I meant that her hand is fucked up
>>576269759best i can do is dtf
>>576269825/uma/club...
>>576269648run brickey!
>>576269731Which is pretty funny considering he doxxed the exact neighborhood he lives in that I could just post here if I felt like it
Bwos hit me up. are these two skills good for late surger and this CM?
>>576269840debuffer/debuffer/late with oyl teams on hakuraku have 29.5% wr, without oyl they're 30.5%it's not awful but unless you stumble into having it there's no point chasing it
why is haythere picking up fights with /uma/ giants such as Mambo? Mambo already killed rebricked and autis/uma/ and survived having the mambot poached... it's not a war haythere can win
>>576269994I'm going to fuck your asshole for this post
>>576264151>invisible bike
>>576269906I belong to my zoomer trainee......
>>576269742erm what accels am i supposed to get then? pump and a dream?
>>576269635Nyoppers. I basically just give up training any LS umas. An LS main on medium dist that has access to Sirius Wit + Wit Natie will just shit on any LS you build. Maining a style really is important so you don't get shafted like this.
>>576270098A slave to her...
>>576268094No
>>576269965mambo's lewd shoulder exposure
>drama hoursworst hours. where's the fuji kisekiGOD to post his oshi's tits and save the thread
>>576270240>Not having an oyakodon threesome
>>576269994It really makes you think doesn't it?
can umamusume run in this heat?
>>576269906>>576270098>>576270236sex seven
>wake up>9 days remainIt's a good day.
>>576270317>infertile hag
>>576269994It's actually Ex Mambo (lone) vs Mambo.
>>576270164just copy what others are doing https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=skillyou can even go to the explorer and try filtering stuff
>>576270425Creek had plenty of kids, just none that could race worth a shit.
I prefer it when a ningen cucks my trainee
>>576270412Save your carats
FINALLY GOT MY FIRST EVER 3* DIRT IT ONLY TOOK LIKE 2019412450151 RUNS
>>576269973From what I understand, and its not a lot because i'm bad at the gameiron will is bad and from the brink is like oyl
>>576270506but I dont like Aoi, give me someone cute like Ms. Kashimoto instead
>>576270397SEX SEVEN
I NEED MOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>576270495That's why you can't umapyoi stallions
>>576270524Thanks for the blessing to get her within these 30ish tickets, anon. I appreciate it.
>>576270681explain Spechan
>>576270681Explain Rudolf
>>576270684Save your tickets too
>>576270674surely you can afford to spend 10 carats...right?
>>576269965Do it nigger you won't
>>576270605Yeah thats basically it
>>576270630palmer is so sex rollerskates are perfect on her
>>576270674danchud isn't getting more than my borrows + 2 autos for when i wake up and go to bed. shorry! hahahahahahhaa
>>576270681You sure?
I tried playing grandlive, they all turn out to be sprint umasHow do you even gain stamina. I feel retarded since this feels like a side grade version of URA Finale with higher stat cap.Unity on the other hand is so fucking fun clicking blue and purple balls everywhere
>>576270796Well, I don't think they do freebies on uma banners ever, so sadly I can't get that lucky. I'll just have to expend some resources.
>Medium S on my mutation>Maestro didn't finishOF FUCKING COURSE
>>576270506
>just spend all your Vo bwo, you don't nyeed it for songs
>>576269546I'd only really be interested in Shina tbdesu
>>576271187you need to play with the song calculator open bwo....
>>576270948>chinknvm I lost interest in this nowevery bugman are seething incels for some reason
>>576270948This really not a good look gwo
vwo...
>>576271251there's a song calculator? link?
>>57627112418* stam parents or swapping 1 speed card for creek thats literally all options available
>>576269965huhh?? when did that happen
>>576271276>Japanese signage>Chinkretardbro....
Seductive look.....
>>576271360Call me crazy Im not getting 1600 speed with MLB Kita, 3LB Biko, MLB Tachyon.Is that normal
>>576270681Did you forget Sunday Silence is a stallion?
>>576271359https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16xqW6uN-6-DeFKzmuXDCWRqlvy2YdX9WXO4SjTnLHM4/edit?gid=960006263#gid=960006263https://uma.guide/grand-live-calculator/Pick your favorite
>>576271376same shitboth are incelcodedgross
>>576271437Barely anyone is, it's pretty normal yeah. I personally cope with 1500 speed and waste some turns in summer clicking stam when there's a decent stack and pray I hit good rainbows later. This is with 13* stam so if you have better parents it's probably easier>>576271475Thanks
>>576271790Glitch?
>>576271790Dahbies doko?
>>576271842Dahby got to her head
>>576271790
>>576271648oyakodon
>>576271790Can’t make head or tails out of this one
>>576272124umapyoi as a reward or we riot
>>576272124torepi more like torape
Buttsniffer made me like grass wonder. This expert title is dedicated to him.
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really relaly really really really really really really really realyr eally really really really really really relaly relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
we fucked
I will try to do Late with this deck (and Nice Nature Wit)
>>576272423
Seeing the recent love for Fusaichi Pandora has me convinced all it takes for an uma with big tits to go from middling popularity to talk of the town is a slutty alt. Rob Roy, there's hope for you yet...
It's "ouen", not hoeh
>>576272439>prostitute
Maybe I should just go back to Unity
Alright which one
>>576272646Her dumb glasses would still hold her back
Hello.Motherfuckers.
>>576272546Iron will is not a reliable gold skill if that's what you're going for, swap out teio for the freebie SSR Tosen Jordan to get her gold and replace dia with some kind of card that actually does something, even if it's like MLB SR Cafe or something.
Which Uma is Toby Fox's oshi
>>576272728b-but I'm a one-woman man...
>>576272684応援
>>576272546Swap teio for Sweep SR if you have it, its way better than that in 2LB
>>576272814Tachyon
>>576272778umallo
MINAAAA HOEEEEEEEEEH ARIGATOUUU
>>576272778Stop posting the hag
>>576272646you’re figuring it out…
>>576272546bro thinks he can build a late without wit natie
>>576272778Oh that's a mother I'd like to fuck all right
minna no hoe
>>576272803>for the freebie SSR Tosen Jordan to get her gold I dont have it though>>576272837Isnt Teio yellow skill good?>>576272868I will take her from guest bwo
>>576272814Cafe
rickeylucky minna de happy
>dirt pinkOH BOY WHICH BLUE COULD IT BE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>576272914>I will take her from guest bwothat's the thing bwo you dont own her and you're coping with dogshit iron will. if you had wit natie you could've borrowed creek
>>576271415
>tobyfox niggers still exist in 4chan for some reason
>>576272906This is my delightful little sister. She’s the cutest!
One of the greatest hooeehh ever created
>>576273031WEiiii'm newcutie and i working with that i have bwo
>>576263652sex with umas who got chubby after retirement (all of them)
>>576272914>Isnt Teio yellow skill good?Its not 10 TE 20 priority 5 RB 1sp worth of goodYou lose more in stats than you get out of swapping that gold skill
>>576273057
>>576273001mr. wife
>>576272906Curren bounces like that (in her porn vids)
Does Falco go hoeh when she cums? Cute!
>>576273120is she ok?
>>576273172I have MLB sweepy ok bro, you will trust you bwo
>>576273120
>>576273374horse
Falcofags are the biggest Curren fansCurrenfags are the biggest Falco fans
This small
>>576273289her womb does
>>576273106Gwo there's a whole general on this board for UT/DT
>>576273374she became... uma uma...
How much do you guys gamble in high failure percentages? I need to know.
>>576273374
do I jack off or get McDonald's
>>576273451micro umanko...
>>576273570jack off in the mcdonalds
>>576273575
>>576273485i just lost a 2%..............
>>576273651no...
>>576273451Actually my weewee is very large
>>576273472Yeah and I hope they all leave once they finally grow out of their faggotry phase, better yet, actually play the games that tobyfox rips off relentlessly.
>>576273485If the failure chance is high and I'm only getting like +30 I'll just go on a date or rest. If it's high and it's +100, maybe up to like 60% I'll still risk it. If the run was already going abysmally and it's 100+ I'll take it even if it's 99% and if it succeeds I'll continue the run and if it fails I just quit the run.
>>576273485Early in a run or triple rainbow - > up to 40% failure chanceotherwise up to 20% depending on how good the click is.
>>576273598
>>576273651me and him (with no bent snake hopefully)
>>576273651This is toreina's fault for not being hard enough
>>576273651Why would one draw this
>>5762734851st year? gamble everything2nd year onwards? 10% is fine on double rainbowsTriple rainbows? You click them no matter how high the failure chance is
>>576273451It's like 18cm when it grows
>>576273651>>576273682>>576273754>>576273789>>576273794
How does one watch Gaze on Me without sporting a massive erection? Cant wait for the Uma Summer fit and jack it to umas relentlessly
>>576273892BWC???????????????
>>576273598>>576273751
>>576273751not putting a ring on that finger is a sin
>>576273794micromanko is canon
>>576272868He's already got two gold late random accels, a third isn't going to help
>>576273901
what would you do if teio was in heat
>>576273794small girls have small holes
>>576274048sell her to fat bald ojisans
I'm getting tired of doing an auto run every 50 minutes except for when I'm sleeping
>>576273929SEA cock
>>576274116PLEASE LET ME BE TEIO PLEASE LET ME BE TEIO PLEASE LET ME BE TEIO PLEASE LET ME BE TEIO PLEASE LET ME BE TEIO PLEASE LET ME BE TEIO
>>576274048nothing. i'm not really interested in her. thanks for asking.
>>576274120just one more month bro, then the tp cost goes back to 30 and you can't run that shit 24/7 anymore
Are you guys going to the curren meet&fuck fan con
I literally can't reach 800 stam without bombing my power or wit
>>576273929That's average.
fat bald ojisans? where??
My penis fits in Tamas umanko
>>576273451She hates Korean men
behave
>>576274267Bring your own rubber
>>576274307The trick is to hit 700 and buy greens for the rest
>>576274362Show korean passport
>>576274046Whores
>>576274414
>>576274389hey
I love shortstacks
>>576274324What's your girth then, falco bro? You're not bullshitting us right?
>>576273929Mine is 21cm
>>576274493If the ear socks are off, that means it is time for serious umaypoi
rickeymanko
>>576274549stop dodging my question you fucker I know you're at least a little gay
>>576273057>>576273210
>>576274627don't do that
>>576274618Falkeks...
>>576274616What question?
>>576274389
>>576274748
Born to be a front chadForced to be a pace gigachad
>copy UG9 ace hakuraku bvild>S+
>>576274726This is not cute so it's useless
>>576274712Divorce your uma
It's over...
>>57627452012cm
>>576274845literally me, i'm gonna force front CM18, whatever happens happens
>>576274874Every image with Curren in it is cute tho
pressed right click into rest award at full hpfuck me
>>576274910Shit taste
>>576274901never
Scarlet would be a great mom
good morning, nonny
>>576274776Disgraceful woman child
>>576274934You gotta bulk bro
mambo erotic...
when is the LoH thing supposed to come out fro global?
im trying to not bring a stam cardi need a gold recoveryshould i borrow zenno zob zoy spd while using my own wit cards (NN + rando)or should i borrow sirius wit and use jordan SSR for double the agemasen
Mistah CheeBee
This CM looks so grim
>>576271960>>576271790not dahby, but close enough
>>576274776Graceful adult woman full of childlike whimsy
>>576275582Good thing they brought in the skip race button early just in time
At what year do they start banning debuffers for CM? Having all these good cards and be forced to put all the eggs in one Oguri basket (unless you got lucky with Rickey or Inari One) feels bad
>>576275582Just roll the right gate bwo, it's that easy
>>576275582>conveniently leaves out his own umahmmmmmmmmm i wonder who did you bring yourself hmmmmm pot meet kettle hmmmmmm xoguri meet xoguri hmmm apple meet crabapple hmmmm
>>576274982You forgot the #hashtags curren shit
>>576275810No time soon
>>576275508Do you have the pain tolerance to handle the latter through GL RNG resetting hell?
I have word that sweepydev was deployed to israel and killed in action
Thinking about rolling for Palmer if I manage to save a good amount of carats.
>>576275990Tasty irish umanko
IM RUNNING OUT OF TARROT PUICE 30
>>576276086Calc itumacaratcalculator.com
>>576276108You called?!
Yae
>>576276306umapyoi! umapyoi!
>>576276562she doesnt have allat
>>576276562My cute and seductive little sister is not this busty.
>>576276637
Natie debuffer is probably the biggest gaslight this CM. She can't even kill any XOggers
>>576276753that is not the pointi gave upim bringing 3 debuffersyou will accept my concession
https://youtu.be/hOOmyM0XsXI
>>576276694lol
>>576273734>>576273748>>576273748Thanks for the knowledge frens.
>>576276860Fucked up how it took him to die for everyone to know and care about him
>>576276924why is he like this?
>>576276694>>576276924Verxina’s trainer has a good, professional attitude.
>>576276562>>576276702Succubus
>>576277003kys
>>576277018>>576277013Shina is trying her best
>>576263916like this
>>576263916beautiful dragon eyes
>>576270948>mambo plushy poster used to be comfy and cool>descended into ragebaitingif only you had spent as much time playing for the last 2 months as you have in the last week ragebaiting in the thread...
>>576277053Prove me wrong nigga
>>576276860Why did you post this? Work was already miserable, now I'm sad.
>get kita to orange in junior year>starts camping in spd>keep clicking her>can't get everyone to orange before 1st summer
>>576271415>>576273079W-wait, i thought you were... you know... gay?
>>576276694>>576276924Sex
>>576277003it's the same for everyone
>>576277034I need to see her lay with other men while I’m gagged and tied to a chair.
>>576277348Hence fucked up. I've seen posts that didn't even know he was still alive.
>>576277318cats get excited when you touch that part, guess it's the same for umas
>>576277151>>576277348you two are miserable
>>576277451how old are you?
>>576277449I could make Cafe make strange noises
if you enter a concert with 0/3 songs you get to see a special animation of your uma fumbling on stage (real)
>>576277003>he didnt read star blossom>he didnt watch tanuki vids>he didnt watch umayuruspeak for yourself
>>576277398Curren wouldn't lay with other men but she would tie you up, blindfold and edge you
>>576277597>implying I don't know thoseDid you even read my post?
>>576277003I still don't care about him if that makes you feel better
so beautiful it's enough to bring a man to tears
>>576277398falcobro...
Which umas would convert to islam for (You)?
>>57627757224
>>576277672sexy shoes
nobody bounces like this
>>576277684in the umamusume world the islam got exterminated
>>576272368one more dacchi lost... like rain on the track...time to race...
>>576277406It’s understandable that most western people aren’t up to date with how all these Japanese horses are doing, seeing how you have to search their Japanese names and then either translate or know how to read Japanese.Tsuru at least was incredibly well loved by his staff. They used to do this weekly or monthly update newsletter where they said how he’s doing and posted pictures of him.
>>576277817
>>576277597no one read star blossom bwo
hoeh? a dirt cm where watashi is not number 1?
>>576277597>shart blossom
>>576277676Falcobros are into cucking Falco tho
>>576277820Uh, my wife clearly does. I mean you can see her doing it in that webm you posted.
>>576277625eh
>>576275810they banned it for like 1 cm and never again
>>576277003I only knew Tsuru from Party Dash and I didn't get much of an impression of her from there.
>>576278259I fuck this
tsurumanko
>>576278259Bourbon's clothes are scandalous
Hows the parent eugenics program going bwochachos?I have my own grandparents for both 9* med and 9* dirt but havent had luck with the final parents with 3* aptitude
>>576277885Shichi...forgotten...
>>576278495MY AUTISTIC BROWN WIFE
>>576278259She, robotI, clanker.
>>576270247I don't know, man.
I don't get it
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>576278447What would happen if you said you love rice...
>>576278809you become a father
>>576278793>he said this while posting her without her uniform
>>576278490I have a Ryan done, working on a slightly less cope Dober with my borrows todayRyan - 610337658Dober - 697485056If I get a better Dober today, I’ll use her and my Opera to get a Tachyon and then make a Sky with my borrows tomorrow, and then I am done with parents for this CM
>>576278793… at being the WORST character ever created.
>>576278992Hag love hag sex hag marriage hag happiness hag sex
>>576278809There would be no turning back.
>>576279057What exactly is my trainee up to? My shirt is half off and her saggy tits are resting on me
I need rice sex...
Rice isn't sex
Rice is sex
you know the funny thing is for this cm the most important sparks are simply the stamina sparks
>umayon song >umayon song >umayon song
>>576279057Dia no, not here
>>576279327Hope you're not planning to buy Maya's gold heal
>>576279529nop just testing out builds--just borrowing a GOOD power bonus card because the ones I have (teio and kawakami) are pretty mid
>>576278793Yep yep yeppers!
umayon OWNS you.
>>576279492Ride the slide Spe chud
NEW DAY
New day desu!
>>576279449I say this
>>576279707I do that
>>576279492grow up
Convincing Rice to be sex
>>576279452Maybe we can finally see guts sparks in action in GL sprint CMs
>>576279327what kind of wit do you end up with using 1 wit
>>576279778and shine?
>>576279492
It's a new sex!
>>576279841on average around 1k, which might honestly be good enough considering how aids this is to build for
Cool I can ignore this for another week
>>576279889are you using fine motion?
>>576279518pic>>576279179She wants you to gaze on her
sex with light hello
>>576279707How good is Rice's vacuum blowjob?
that should do it
>>57627988522 children so we can have 2 soccer teams play each other
>>576279778and shine
>>576279889How do you even manage this? Wit feels so garbage to hit, all the time. Even with 2 wit cards I'm ending up on like 900
>>576279492>>576279878
free... pulls...
Bachigu
>gets 4th for no fucking reason during the 3 G1 races gauntlet
Double legend race event... please....>>576280159sex sex sex sex
>>576280281Those are very rare, even in JP.
umanko rubbing
>>576280435I'll be honest I didnt realize they were a thing at all. I just want the super sexy hag (and a third dirt TT ace)Good to know though that they exist, thanks
>>576280575Better luck next time, Groove Clan
>>576279939yepperslowkey feels nice, dropping a wit when you have 20% growth makes total sense too>>576280030my biggest tip is to not chase friendships and only to keep to speed/wit>stam to upgrade facilities fast, that's how wit builds up
>>576280575I volunteer for comfort umapyoi
Everyone uses the Falco stickerNo one uses the c*rren sticker
>>576279947>Tachyon: "it's over for you, torena-kun"
>>576280575honestly air groove still brutally mogs the others
>My dreams will flyBlud really thought he was aurafarming w that ain't no way fr
Haru Urara is a special inclusion student so she can stay in Tracen but how is her trainer still employed? A trainer needs a successful uma, no? Haru Urara isn't successful at all, that should get him firedHow is he still a trainer?
>>576279971shit at the start but really good after weeks for training
>>576280942tard wrangler
>2.9k sp, not even medium s, shit sparks brickey gets SS
>>576280575this but with the Groovelings
>>576280030You dont need a lot of wit for Virgo Cup because there are no hills. 900 is plenty
your cute smelly Uma waiting for you to leave the room before she takes off her shoes because she KNOWS that you'll tease her about how stinky and smelly her cheesy vinegary girlfeets are! <3
>>576280839My single lonely life is over
>>576280942
>>576281402Genuine puzzle to read
does fuku speed GAIN speed special priority once you get those songs?
>wanted to type omg in club chat>omg is censored >rape isn'tI don't know what did they based these filters from
How was this month's club drama?
>>576281612somewhere based evidently
>>576281612OmgO em jiOrenji
>>576281587YesNot a lotBut yes
>>576281584pages right to left but panels left to right
>>576281612
Special Week took her trainer to her hometown and pounced on himSomehow that wasn't against the law
>>576281192Sure, but don't you also want good proc %'s for your skills? Especially for xoggers and fronts
2017 was crazy
>>576281709The arrow threw me off more than anything
>>576281747She was of age and umas can do whatever they want
cute
>>576281616this fat chud is simply too cute
>>576281639It was pretty good, Bricked have been seething about their old Danchou leaving for a month and they took him back in their club instantly this month and made him an officer. They've became the number 1 most cucked club for me.Unfortunately Mambo and Autis/uma/ survived A+ so we will have to wait till next month to laugh at them
>>576281793I liked JK maru better
>>576281612odd
reminder that umamusume don't "fuck" you they make love to you the concept of raunchy, dirty sex doesn't exist in the uma world
teio has zero sex appeal
>>576281793>oguri was supposed to be a titty monsterI'LL NEVER FORGIVE CYGAMES FOR WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US
>>576281612seems like rape is allowed in tracen but only when umas do it
>>576281887
>>576281867>Bricked have been seething about their old Danchou leaving for a month...No we haven't?
>>576281887Surprise love making with my trainee
Is the scenario skill as useless as Radiant Star?
>>576281887idk how else to describe what light hello does to me every evening
Special chud has zero interesting or unique qualities that make her deserving of being the face of the game
>>576281639>Bricked is mega cucked>(ex member) Mambo has a new schizo>HayThere is winning hard
Weh
>we could've had badass jackets and sex boots as the uniforms but got bog standard seifukus instead
>>576282117It has a stronger speed effect than Radiant, but no recovery, and it has a Front of Pack requirement
>>576282319fuck these look so good
>>576282114This is just rapeTazuna??
>>576282074lol, nice cope
>>576278793She's great in auto for sure, prints out SS like no tomorrow. Gets 400+ sp more in average than any other Uma with same deck.
>>576282416Not even Tazuna can save you now.
>>576282474>implying this isn't one or two anons hungry for drama, like every club drama ever
>maruzensky was supposed to be gentildonna
>>576282319That's way too fancy and cumbersome for the daily school wear.
>>576282531Nobody outside of Bricked knew who the fuck Hayashi was bwo. Not to mention the pictures from what I'm guessing are your optional club discord
>>576282584>image for ants.png
>>576282584And thank fucking God she wasn't, the Gentildonna now is better.
>>576282702>Nobody outside of Bricked knew who the fuck Hayashi was bwohello newcutie
>>576282531Don't reply
>>576282702Who is Hayashi?
>these stats>unlocked all my gold skills>multiple recoveries too>unusable garbage because no dirt inspiration activated (had 5, with some of them 3 stars, and has double circle)I'm so tired of this game...
>>576282667>jacketno? they can drop it in spring/summer>bootslet me suspend my disbelief
>>576282416Rape, love and surprise hugs are mapped to very similar tensors inside their brains so it can't be helped.It can't be helped, it really can't. Accept it.
is anyone in this thread top 100 in team trials?
>>576282896To be fair, they run in high heels
>>576282784Now look at Hayashi mentions in the archive the past month and the months prior to this.The only time people cared about him was the totopo drama for like a week
>>576283070yes you fucking retard that's how he got the title of a lolcow, stop trying to pretend to be an oldfag
sex
>>576283008yeah, exactly. and it's part of the lore that they run to class in tracen when possible.
>>576282410Hishiama is the most neglected uma.
>>576283164>ntrNah
>>576283258We do need much more Hishama content
I can't sleep because my bedsheets smell really bad but I'm too tired to put on new ones
>>576283164that's how uma&co welcome me btw
>>576283324sleep on the couch then change your sheets first thing in the morning
Club crush status?
>>576283148Retard this place has been around for a year, and that drama was near the start of MANT? nobody is pretending to be an oldfag by knowing about it kek. You faggots embarrassed yourself, you leaked Discord messages, some faggot leaked a club message to make it look like you kicked someone to let Hayashi in. Your entire club is a lolcow and will always be lolcow
not getting med S means i can drop my stam by like a hundred
>>576283451melty
>>576283148>>576283451What's with this trend of people, usually underageb& or brown, really wanting everyone and everything to be a lolcow?It's a theme across the web, not just here.
>>576283545>no argumentConcession accepted, I'm ready to laugh at you faggots again when Hayashi leaves again in a couple months
>>576283324Sleep on the ground. The flat and solidness will correct your posture and let you sleep healthier
I unlocked taiki today so I'm making taiki bwead>>576283770>>576283770>>576283770
>>576283547
did you know theres a mentally ill person in here who bakes a thread then counterbakes himself as a way to funnel people in his thread.
>>576282319It's just the uniform we know but with unfitting jackets and boots
>>576283869wha... I just wanted to bake a taiki bwead cause I'm happy I got her
>>576283164Uma&Co looks like that?! AWOOOOOGA
>>576282319holy SOVL
>>576284204not saying its you but that person was doing that
>>576267679I heard it was 200 a day, I got 80 from a single run before and I know I got more then 100
>>576283930>t. fashionlet
>>576284905oh yeah i need to update that *joinks your picture*
