Previous: >>576283770>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes TachyonCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: Wings of Steam and Steel, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Wet/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Post HIM
Digitan LOVE
Global killed yet another horse...
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/jbWuPfhttps://jiggie.fun/jbWuPf
Umama
Tachyon BUTT
delete the umayon songs from the game
>>576309798Mr. C.B.?
>>576309798
I hate jiggers so much. Jongers are cool though
me and danchou
>>576309868digitaru hate...
>>576309442>>576309865You want to use Tama as a pace medium uma? How does she accelerate when the first good pace medium accel comes with Speed Teio after 4.5 anni? Just head-on, ignited pwr and pray? Unironically it might be better to make her an end or late and drop killer tunes.
A quick refresher on the benefits of brown
dozo
>>576309178
>>576310095Which Dancho WHORE
>no racing spirit staminaSo close and yet so far...
>>576310135With Oguri WIT + other accels, silly anon
more like Mr. C.B.T
>rape is ok when trainer is the victim how is this allowed
>>576310379That's clearly aimed at autism/uma/ danchou
>>576310514Bad targetThat guy is married
>>576310385Solid strikes has like 1/5 chance of giving you accel>other accelsSuch as?
>>576310514Yeah but where is ryan then
gore inside don't open
>>576310762giwtwm
>hopeful stakes>no.1 fav>view results>10th
Speaking of autis/uma/. DANCHOOOO DO SOMETHING
>>576310928What is be supposed to dostart kicking people? Pointless unless you can actually replace them
AIIIIIII COPPPIIIIIIII!!!!
>>576309735The carat calculator is telling me I cant pull on Yeppers OR Mirako if I want to have enough to pull on McQueen Wit next year... It's so over...
wahey
>>576310120
>umas with exceptional hygiene and good genes that are never stinkySuzukaMcQueenHayahide Grass WonderCurren ChanSmart FalconAir GrooveSatono DiamondCopano RickeyDaiwa ScarletAdmire VegaHeliosPalmerDoberArdanFuki KisekiRob RoyMarvelous SundayGold City >Umas that have good smell genes but stink mildly after races and training due to average hygieneTokai TeioEl Condor PasaNarita Brian RudolfWinning TicketTaiki ShuttleVodkaTwin TurboMejiro RyanYaeno MutekiMayano Top Gun>Umas who stink moderately with good hygiene, but bad smell genetics Hishi AkebonoHishi AmazonKitasan BlackSpecial WeekIkuno Dictus MamboMaruzesnky TM Opera OTosen Jorden>Stinky umas who have poor hygiene and stinky geneticsShinko WindyGold ShipNarita TaishinFukukitaru OguriHaru UraraSeuin SkySweep ToshoAir ShakurMeisho Doto
Dia WOULD do this
>>576311207Wahey
>>576310928It's over bwo...
>>576310928No one is really flatlining, only some low earnersKicking them would be a little unfair since the club deosn't have a quota and I don't think anons there would really like the idea of one, but that is for them for decide
>>576310751Neck and Neck?
>CM in 2 days>anons barely do rooms/uma/ gave up? You already accepted the hog as the winner?
>>576310483They know what they signed for
>>576311480I'm busy redoing my TT roster you dumb cunt
>>576310751Such as the regular ones everyone is already using, the card itself also gives nimble and head-on. I dunno why this talk triggered your autism, nobody's saying Matsuri Tama is perfect
>>576311430I don't think the anons here like the idea of becoming a b+ club either. Especially since the Danchou deciding to leave would completely kill the club
>>576311480I will be running the XOg.
>>576311325shakur and taishin's gamer stank...
>>576311480I'm ready
>>576311630Someone literally said she's better than Festival Inari when Festival Tama will never be top tier unlike InariShe's just good at having a lot of mid-race skills and pray to proc NSM and head on early
>>576311480After getting raped on three banners in a row I haven't even had the energy to try gl
>>576310514>Umama is going to seduce [REDACTED] nextNoNoNooooooooooSOMEBODY STOP HIM
>>576311325>OguriFucking secondary mongoloid imbecile double retard faggot kill yourself
>>576311480They still fill instantly when they do get posted, there's just nobody hosting
>>576311917why is your doto so fucking stupid
>>576312006That is rude.
>>576311480Made a Xoguri ace in one try and haven't cared since, medium dirt is just ass.
>>576311480track and stat thresholds are terrible so I'm just throwing an autoplay team and seeing what happens
>>576311480I cant even get a debuffer with everything I want. Shit's fucked!
>>576311917Doto bro... your wit...
>>576311939>ywn get seduced by Umama
>>576311708Yeah if that happens it's unironically over, but you guys know that already. I'd say even anyone from top 10 leaving would be a big hit to the clubIt's honestly a hard situation for the club in the short term, unfortunately A+ clubs need a quota for GL
>>576311921>>576311630Not so fast bwosInari in C btw
>>576312305join her/his/their club
show me your acesCM17109804411098044110980441
>>576312457i will not betray autis/uma/even if danchou is a Ryanfag
Fuji Kiseki.
>>576312551I'm far from done but sure
>>576312361I mean if you post the medium tier list, yeah
https://x.com/Blue312018010/status/2084214065384333524Wow she actually does kind of look like a mob uma
Robchen
>>576311921The anon asked a question based on his assumption and nobody agreed on that Tama was better. I'm not him but honestly I'm not sure what Matsuri Inari has more than Taishin to be considered metagame like you're putting her to be, especially for being a long uma with no recoveries or STA growth
>>576312551no
>>576311480Pre-registration does not count.
uuuuuuuuu
(umadacchi)
>>576312619Isnt it general tierlist?
>mfw I'm only getting 1350-1410 speedWhy don't I just do Unity 2 instead of this bullshit?
is 650 stamina with bofa on a late surger enough for this cm?
>>576312551Results.If you're burned out even a clanker ace can perform decently! Thanks for joining.
>>576312889Falcokeks... your dirt status....
uuuu (umapyoi umapyoi)
>>576312874Probably not
>>576311430A+ club danchuds need to come to terms that the new "flatliner" after auto means doing less than 1.5 mil a day, he can decide to keep them but he'll have to enjoy deranking
>>576312889>AI replacing your job>AI replacing you in gameWhy bother living?
SUPER CREEK'S AMPLE PERFECT BREASTS FILLED WITH MILK AND JOY AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>576311325>my oshi and all my other favorites in the no stink sectionI'm so washed...
>>576312889Are you gonna be running that oguri in the actual CM, would be hilarious if auto xoguri can make A finals
uuu (sukidacchi) uuu (umapoi)
Someone should make a Sweepy but for spinning the wheel
>>576313046of course not I have my own homemade xoggy, I just thought it would be funny to autotrain one
y yall niggas so gay
>>576311325C-creeku…
>>576312619>Extreme Racist Spe that highWhat happened?
>>576312962fuuuck
can a cutie host a room for me please
>>576312630Lovechen...
>>576312862I can get 1500 Speed but am a Power/Wit let myselfEither way it is not good...
>>576313206Even my 820 + gold + white gasses out a lot
>>576312874It'll be enough to survive next CM
>>576313223Alright.5758450357584503
>>576312652I was replying to an anon who said Tama is better in general while Inari is only good for long CMs. But that's kinda the point and yes she powercreeps Taishin with a similar ult except she has innate experience which is an insane late-rave velocity skill.>>576312847Nah it's tiered by distance and if it's for CM or TT>>576313185Her unique is good for Arima Kinen but take these lists with a grain of salt. Literally two of the umas at the top only work for Arima Kinen
>why bother do rooms when its just the rape of '25 for the third medium in a row
uma uma umya umya san ni ichi Fight!!
>there are people who pull for shit cards just for the art
>>576313373yea at this point i'm just going to bring a creek and sacrifice wit, fuck skill checks>>576313456if only next cm was also mediumty bros
ohisama pappaka kaisei reesu (hai)chokochoko nanigeni (soowa So What)daichi daini daisan shii goo (dan dan dan dan deban ga chikazuki)mentama giragira shussou deesu (hai!)kyou mo mechamecha hachamecha da (chyaa!)gachi oikomi (toushitsu katto)kome kuitee (demo yasetaai!)ano ko wa (waffoo) sono ko wa (beigoo)doitsumo koitsumo arara (ribandoo)nakanai de (hai) fukun ja ne (oi)akachin nutte mo (naoranai) (haa?)
>burning through my borrows at record speed because my spark RNG is shit>seething about not having the parents to continue the farm after 5 triesOkay FINE I'll make the fucking 9* dirt parent. Which umas are best for that? I have Falco, Digital, Pasa, Taiki and Haru as dirters
>>576311405Where are their juicy 100M+ earners atJust for info of course
>>576313709That's me with Kingu pow supoka, so glad I sneaked it away on a banner
My plans are coming togetherSoon enough I will have that fat bastard worshipping me
>meticulously grind out my parents for days>forget inari innately has Late BAiiieeeee
>>576313521Results
>>576313957there's multiple fat bastards here. be more specific
>>576313992surely you didnt glue all the late pinks...
Whenever I pull for umas I kinda hope I have to go all the way to a spark in hopes of getting a few umas that dodged me... looking at you Kitasan Black and Cafe...
>>576314035First room in a while not won by the late Rickey mafia
>>576313957YWNBAUkys
What exactly determines how powerful a scenario can make your umas? Is it all about the cards you have available or is it about inherent mechanics and the higher stat cap?Is there anything stopping Unity from producing Umas that are GL tier other than the stat cap?
>>576314113
>>576313709I'm probably going to skip that allegedly great Ramonu card because I don't like looking at stupid facial moles.
fat bastards? where??
i havent run a manual career in days but my fan income is through the roof. is this the life sweepyGODS have been living this whole time...?
kyou no shouri no megami wa
>>576314252I guess there's gay people itt huh
>>576314124I didn’t even get any decent ones with Late
>>576314208inherent mechanicsIt's why each scenario powercreeps the previous
>>576313709I pulled the Maruzensky card because she's so fucking beautiful oh my god I LOVE OLDER WOMEN
does xog need 2 gold recoveries at 950 stam?
atashi dake ni chuu suru
>>576314326So is it always a case of the newer scenario being better all the time? No point in running unity or URA anymore even after they got enhanced?
>>576313992Back to the mines or run it with Late B. Does late B even matter much
>>576314447iie. nobody itt is going to kiss you.
>>576313992just make her end bwo...?>>576314337but that's not a shit card
CELEBRATE MY VICTORY!IMA MASA NI TEN O TSUKIKIRA TO KAGAYAKUHIRUINAKI OU NO HASHIRI O MIYO
>>576314498>Does late B even matter muchAnything below A is a -10% modifier to a stat, isn't it? Running styles interact with Wit, so he'll be taking a -10% Wit nerf
>>576311480cm isnt in 2 days we still have like a week... right?
>>576314489They have unique scenario skills that stay desirable basically forever, like Ignited Wit (Unity) for fronts and most of the URA velocity skills. You can run them to kickstart a parent loop, but for aces there's not much of a point. Unity is still quite good for team trials currently though.
niji no kanata e yukou
>>576313758KIMI NO AIBA GAI couldn't wait
>>5763146205 days including the registration period, curren dacchi is fearmongering
>>576314556I know, but I didn't care if it was good or not. Look at that tail hole and bow above her tail.The tasteful yet sultry way her clothes are wet.And those eyes and smile. I feel like she's looking at me.I am honest to god madly in love with Maruzensky.
>>576314648>Ignited Wit (Unity) for frontsWhy's it so desirable? Also, what about the other scenario skills, the power one also seems pretty good
>>576314489iirc there is a case before DYI that you run different scenarios (two specific ones, i think?) for different distance races, but they fucked up balancing on DYI and power creeped both scenarios instead of making DYI for a specific distance only, but outside that, you will always be making aces in the newest scenario
>>576314498Back to the minesFound an okay Dober with 2*Power 3*Late
>>576314752
KIMI NO AIBA GA
kaze o kitte daichi kette
>>576314752fucking based and preach anon, glory to older women
>>576314890Kimi no 4 AND FUKU DIES
>>576314962My penis in older women (this one in particular)PLEASE
ITS JONG O'CLOCK/uma/hjong is is now recruitingA+ cluboptional jong included with membershipvery cozyflatliners will be purged
>>576314774If you move sideways while currently under the effect of a skills that increases your lane movement speed, you get a forward speed increase as well that scales with your power stat, so a combo fronts will try to include in their kit for the rest of time is dodging danger (makes you move outwards) + prudent positioning and/or ignited wit (increases your lane movement speed as you move back to the rail, harvesting free forward velocity along the way). It's genuinely very strong, run an ace with that and you can notice how much more you're taking first place out of the gate vs other fronts.The other unity skills, power/guts in particular, aren't bad by any means particularly on short tracks, but at some point you have to focus on what exactly you're trying to focus on looping. There are just more important skills to focus on.
>>576314323Skin tumors don't have a gender.
kimi no naka ni hikari tomosu(doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki)
Is anyone else's Kitasan SSR not completing the events in grand live?It's happening way too often for me.
>>576309735MINNAAAAAAA
>>576310928nigga it's the 3rd and I'd assume people might want to spend more time making aces leading to CM than just exploding fan runs everywhere now
>>576315009>flatliners will be purged>Unless its my discord kitten
KIMI NO AIBA GA!
CUM IN HER AIBA GA
>>576311480I DON'T HAVE PARENTS YET
>>576314752Every card in this game is bad anyway. Literally all the cards are GOOD at is "fluff" content - the card picture, its text, and story scenes. Every single one of them is very very bad at actually making your game character mechanically better. It's just that some are less horrible at that than others are. As in all cases with this kind of game, the only correct way is to go after what you think is pretty or charming or sexy or whatever and leave competitive success as a low priority that you only pay attention to here and there to provide a bit of spice.
>>576315129your support chain event completion rate songs?
>danchou from /uma/ joins my public room
>>576315157Nigga be making aces while at work/school instead of independent training
>>576315129pretty much always yeah
Sirius and Rudolf should kiss
>>576315480>when trainer-kun says he masturbates to you
>>576315480He's scouting good toreinasYou better win this one
>>576315639yeah, me
>>576315129>>576315435>have high specialty cards with specialty bonuses>multiple turns without rainbows at the end of the run
Delete Smart Falcon from your account.
is uma moe broken right now or what
>>576315659>V >Winning rooms
Woo! We love Ace! We love Ace here!
>don't use creek>a gamble if i can even get over 800 stam>use creek>overstamim gonna borrow rice shower power
>>576315639That would be a sirius symbol of the love that Tracen academy has!
>>576315754
>>576315009It's says is full
>>576315925Now post the other 10 rooms he joined at the same time and lost all of them
>>576315893Well done
>>576315514Do we have to be attached to this game from now on with a permanent timer just because of auto runs, start sweating if nothing improves after CM
Team Spica ranked by how they perform in bed
>>576315925Do you think he looks at this picture every day, giggling to himself? Maybe even printed and framed it on his desktop?
>>576315659I did win, but I'm also a danchou and he wasn't All*n...
>>576316019gold ship literally has an event during her career where maruzensky and pearl teach her bed breaking sex
>>576315996I really don't like who it's becoming easier to come up with dumb puns that Rudolf would love.I think I'm being infected.
>>576316019I feel like Golshi would be a complete diceroll every time. Overall looks pretty legit though.
>>576316019golshi is the only one in your picture able to perfom well in bed and not just straight raping you for their own pleasure
>>576315835Me, my punny wife, my cute tomboy 2ndary and 3rd wife will come soon to beat your ass up for saying this. Ace will also be coming to beat you up by the way.
>>576316019OOC everyone who plays the game knows Suzuka would be a starfish never post again
>>576316002>Doing two indepedent runs during your Wendy's shift is too hardTyler is going to leave at this rate
>>576316118You'll never be a danchou V
>>576315009Are you good at jong?
Uhhhh
>>576316167Gold Ship can learn that from the hags but she'll break your bed ahead of time as a courtesy and then invite you to have sex on top of the rubble
>>576316019Sex. Sex with Teio.
>>576315994he will not respond to this btw
>>576316372oh no!!! anything but that haha
>>576316350That's a hard mistake to make.Tazuna is way prettier.
>>576316102Doesn't take a lot of effort to get an idea of how a schizo thinks. I'm sure he would do thatAfter all he mogged meiya three times in a row after he talked shit to him
LOLLMAO
>>576316470This is V talking about himself again
>>576316470>hestop talking about yourself in 3rd person
Boysex
>>576316019Gold Ship the horse is loved by the mares because of his gentle mating. Gold Ship the Uma would likely be just as sweet and gentle to her Torena. Lot of handholding, kissing, holding Torena close as he cums deep inside. I think Gold Ship should be a 10/10. Suzuka would probably just lie back and take it, or something break her legs doing it. 0/10.
>>576316474explain this in hooman words
>576316568>576316616Yeah bwo everyone is VStop samefagging and harassing Mirako posters
>>576316019Didn't the real Gold Ship treat their partners gently and left them craving for more?
>>576316740blame him for ruining yet another character
>>576316350How do you survive this
all my uma are exploding
>>576316474the sextuple crowntiara
>>576316685US racing is dead, Triple Crown abandoned, made up some weird "championship series" now
>>576316667Boyoppai, boymanko.
hoehhh i actually think taking the lead is too retarded to take
>>576316740>Mirako postersHe's the only one posting that ugly uma nobody cares about her that's why he picked because spamming NTR gets him b&
hopefully this will be enough for the week
>>576316474>6 raceshuh?
>>5763166852018's Justify is now the last US Triple Crown horse that will ever be. The US Triple Crown is dead. They're making up some newer bullshit for it because no one wants to do the traditional Triple Crown anymore.
>>576317012Mirako hate will not be tolerated!
>>576316474Was spacing out the races a little bit more too much to ask for?
Slowly incesting restraint into my own parents...
>>576316993this looks retarded on a falco but if it were taishin this would be the statline of a CM finals winner
>>576316474Cygames pushed for this.Out with the old guard, in with the new blood with Cygames. American Umas soon.
(tickezo crying)
You are mentally ill and need to fix your lifeA single nigga liking an uma can't be a cause for you to start hating that umaSeek mental health
>>576316283Does your danchou really love the club that much? I feel like he could burn out at any minute now and now GL is bringing pressure to him for take actionI always rooted for you autisbros, but things are looking a little grim for right now
2 speed 2 wit Super Creek + Light HelloDoes this work on a 15% power growth Uma?
>>576316685We are kicking the Satsuki Sho out of the Triple crown because Triple Crown races should only be held in Tokyo or Kyoto.
>>576316685Just a new 6 race series in the statesDoesnt mean the triple crown is goneBut probably does mean even less will attempt itThey really just refuse to space out the triple crown races more...
>>576317249>Cygames>having any pull in US racingThey sponsor something like 5 races, that is nothing and gives them no seat at the table
>>576317280>>576317012V melting down so much he forgot to quote a post
>>576317330the real question is your speed growth. 2 speed on a 10% speed growth uma is borderline, below 10% you're in for a bad time.
>>576317330No, but you don't have a choice.
>>576317252
>>576317404To be fair the races they sponsor are some of the most important races in the states
I'm going to have so many white skills once I successfully breed these two kek
>>5763174580%I am having a bad time. I can do 3, but then am I gonna have to witlet with fucking fine motion?>>576317493Shit
>>576317339sasuga, domo arigatou tomodachi
(fuku dying)
>>576310381I'm surprised global doesn't have a proper 6x racing spirit whore ggp uma out there yet
>>576317545on 0% speed growth umas run 3 speed, lh, creek, some ssr witunless you're a front 800-900 wit on this course is fine, no downhills
>>576316993>TAHBO Guts skillAre you insane
>>576317509>BC Sprint and American Oaks are some of the most important races in the statesThere is at least 10 other races more important than both of those
>>576317704I'll give it a shot next run1LB Smaru is about as good as MLB KSB right?
>>576317324Autisbros enjoy rushing to grind out fans at the end of each month
>>576317725the forbidden oonige falco....
>>576317704Single Finemo for wit is more like 500 wit, absolute brick of a card
Haven't really played since the first scenario but I login and roll sometimes. Got lucky on the Agnes tachyon and light hello banner, think I got what it takes to make a comeback and play again? Also have 1 uncap crystal, what should I use it on?
>>576316273retard. absolute fucking numbskull.
I still haven't seen groundwork, top runner, TTL, pp+dd, medium S in the same run.Zero fast learners, too
>>576317835So 3LB CB or MLB DaSca?
>>576317656I have my own that's missing Guts, but I refuse to share it because blues and pinks are shit
>>576316474possibly fake news and won't last more than a year anyways
guts is for sluts
>>576317842Tachyon is a brick until 3lb (with mlb very much an upgrade), so probably that.Having no SSR wit cards (1lb FM is not great) will suck, but next scenario will launch with a new BiS wit powercreep, so in 4 months you'll basically be right back to competing with the big boys
>>576317958CB but both are good options
>>576318016I hope US gets a TC winner next year to shut this shit down
>>576318018This ugly as sin laughing horse reaction image was always Falco? Lol that's funny
>>576310928Go back to shitposting about Mambo
The frequency of people claiming that the best wit card in the game is actually bad is alarming to me.
>>576317842Consider dropping 200-400 rolls on the CB/Creek retun, with both at 0 MLB and assuming you have your 1.5 anni selector, you can get amazing value out of that banner
>>576317807isn't he in Japan rn
>>576318184How do I get good enough at Koikatsu to absolutely desacrate Curren chan?
>>576316747Yeah but that's the trainers ranking Golshi and can't take her huge umadong
>>576318194Mambo posting isn't scheduled till another 2 and a half hours
>>576318291You can still independently train
>>576318341you can't access uma global in japan I think
>>576318282I'm waiting on that one since I have 0LB creek and 3LB CB , but I'm concerned that with 23k in the bank right now I won't have enough for Ramonu and such later if I overspend now
>>576317776Nigga they sponsored the kentucky derby two years in a row, are one of the sponsors for the Breeders cup, and have began sponsoring other American G1s and have agreements with Santa anita and Del Mar to use their tracks in their game.They might not have any say as of this moment but they are 100% setting the foundation to stick their fingers in americas pie.
>>576318018Doesn't look that smart.
Did you know? There are some A+ clubs on /vm/ with open vacants!
>>576318194We almost can
>>576317976share it anyway
Why do people who aren't in the said club care so much about what that club is doing?
give me an uma wife
>>576318510I hope those guys find people to fill those slots!
>>576318510>A+ clubs>/vm/who are you trying to fool
Latex Palmer should've been an alt skin
>>576318560Air Messiah.
>>576318552They got the R*dditor power trip after they succeeded in making Mambo's original dancho do what they wanted
>>576318595Palmers deep dark fantasys...
>>576318552Don't google what time is in India right now
>>576318573There actually are a few A+ clubs now, even more embarrassing for Mambo and Autis/uma/. Purity spiral faggots that don't play the game have more fans than them
>>576318560Consider
>>576318512Surely this is because the server hasn't updated, right? There's no way Mambo has fallen that far
>>576318705>Purity spiralWhat does this even mean
My trainee sits in the cuck chair
>>576318432I'm planning 400 pulls between now and Ramonu and the calculator puts me up by 45k for her banner. You should have enough.
>>576318560https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters
>>576318573There's at least 3 of them, almost 4
>>576318532
>>5763186963am?
Is Verxina an airhead? Or a lewd girl?
>>576319030She's a samefaced anime girl with no personality or story, and will remain so until she's added to the global version of the game.
>>576319030I vote both
whore slut prostitute umanko exposer
I like Seeking the Pearl
>>576319125Only for you lol, slow ass anon can't even get info on a character's personality before Cygames sets it up on a plate before him lol
>>576319285>>576309908
>>576318745you have to understand they lost an earner whose fancount is literally more than the entire club combined
next jiggumshttps://jiggie.fun/igp7Kf>https://jiggie.fun/igp7Kfhttps://jiggie.fun/igp7Kf>https://jiggie.fun/igp7Kfhttps://jiggie.fun/igp7Kf
>>576318447oh they are sponsoring the derby again this year?
>>576319689Falco would do this
>>576319689HOEH
Where are her teammates? Do they hate her?
>>576318447enough talk, when are we getting american umas
>>576319503m*mb*cch*?
>>576319934Turns your graphics settings up
>>576319742One of the sponsors this year and last year.Will probably sponsor one of the kentucky derby races next year too.>>576320051Maybe if they get one of their horses to win the derbyOr if burger horses start racing more in japan
>>576320051Not soon enough
french umas
>>576320156Rugacchi
>>576320174Oh that makes sense. I turned down to play other shit at the same time
WE ARE DYING AGAIN???HOW DO WE SAVE THIS GAME?
>>576320819should have skipped Grand Live and Grand Masters
>my club's fancounts are stable because 25/30 are doing autothat remaining 5 needs to die though
>>576320819Good. Niche games have better threads
>>576317496>>576317252
>>576320819We do nothing, comfy threads soon bro
>>576320943I simply do not understand why you would not want to do 5 autos a day. It's different if you're just tired of the game but at that point why are you in a club
>>576320819sorry bwo the indian schizos went to sleepwe can talk about mambo autisma V or umama again tomorrowenjoy the comfy thread
>>576321052room?
>>576318595Great art, weird ass support.
>>576321121it's always V or Umama... we need a new schizo
>>576321151make one, I have to switch to my phone as I am going to bed
>>576321093leeching of course. danchou, we have to replace them while we still have young fresh starry bright eyed torenas roaming around
>>576321121umama...
>>576318774Basically being thread police and sperging out about everyone they deem to be behaving in a non /v/ma way no matter how minor
>>576320961you can say that again, all the big /vg/ generals are terrible.
>>576321246Nevermind, you should sleep well anon!
>>576321093What the fuck do you think the different club quotas are for? Retard.
>>576321381wtf no, make a room, I am not sleeping yet
>>576321260Luv Umama
i think im taking the powerpill
>>576321517No go to sleep, goodnight!
>>576321093auto is boring
I love Rice
>>576321604if that's the case then I will just do one ranked the
Do you think Mambwos regret being the laziest flatlining faggots in this general now that it caused them to lose their biggest carry and are on the brink of losing A+ rank?
>>576321714I shall bless your tiles
>>576313709yeah, me>"bwoseph, it's not shit"No, but she's going to brick my account
Do you guys think
i stopped autoing cause i don't know which umas to transfer
>>576321934i wish i didnt
Rice should have been this flat. I don't like seeing her budding breasts
Yes I'm thinking about Mambo
>>576321934I don't think therefore I am not
>>576321934Nyo something I try to b
You guys think?
>>576322015That’s a ladybiy
Just finished the first anime season and wow, Broye is definitely my favorite character (so nice to FINALLY get some lesbian representation). When will her banner be coming to global? Or did I miss it and need to buy a selector?
>>576321596Power cards are...good?
>>576322313>778 witYeah bwo trust the plan
>>576322382NTA, but that's not really a problem for backliners.
>>576322313Power cards are shit until we enter the highlander meta
>>576322627My sex slaves
>>576321596>dumb as bricks>still dies to stam debuffs
600 wit is enough
>>576322576When is commander format?
*record scratches*Yup.That's me.You're probably wondering how I ended up here like this...
How much carats can I theoretically save until Speed Pasa? My Tachyon pulls were a fucking disaster (2LB rip) and I don't think I'll have enough for Wit Ramonu.
>>576323150Which umas would be the most fun to play commander with?
>>576323547You have 4 months to save chief just don't spend
What type of training should I do today?Trainer, can you decide for me?Pweeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
>>576323415When are those cunts going to rerun the nice nature kuripan
>>576322627Moving to Dusseldorf with my wife flash and our concubine falco
>>576323651Independent training!
>>576323561Umas fit the autism mold for Yugioh thobeit
>>576323808
>>5763236515 manual mant runs to completion
>>576323561Ruler ship
>>576324013pits
>1/3 sparks >"Okay let me reroll">check reroll>2/3 sparks with the 1 from before missingTHIS IS MY EXPERIENCE WITH REROLL. EVERY TIME I REROLL IT'S SHIT LIKE THIS. IT'S INTENTIONAL
>>576324078sorry there's been an accidentno more pits
>>576321013This unironically made me like her
holy shit it's dead grand live and cm17 really did kill the game
>>576321910If you're a frontgod she's a staple for years bro
>>576324395but grand live is le heckin fun! faster than MANT!!!>kills another borrow because +2 SP didn't appear award
MileKINO will revive the game.
On the topic of affinity, I know an uma won't give herself any affinity if she's her own grandpa, but can I use one parent that's also the other side's grandparent?
>>576324643That's completely fine.
>>576324643ye
>>576324643Only base affinity is affected in the first place
incest was always overblown
>>576324013>started watching music videos for stuff on spotify after being forced to update>mfw I finally saw the music videos of this fuckerholy shit what GAY ASS whiplash lmao
>>576324643https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYlJH81dSiw
>>576324903It was a legitimate issue, and still can be if you are not careful, but affinity maxxing gets around it easily
SPRINTS I NEED SPRINTS SPRINTS ARE GOODSPRINTS ARE LIFESPRINTS ARE RANDOM AS FUCK BUT THEY ARE GOOD PUT 20 G1 SPRINTS IN THE CALENDAR 1200M IS GOODSPRINT
This doesn't make any sense. I thought Agnes Tachyon Speed SSR would be giving a huge edge to Pace XOguri's. However, my End XOguri has been winning pretty handily in room matches. With the lack of Fronts and proliferation of debuffers, my End XOguri actually hits U=ma a significant number of times.
>>576322627Umadol sex
Did you all forgot Tsuru already?
>>576324630Needs stam sparks too btw
>>576325104>sprints are randomthey weren't
>>576325104Take your meds, anon. Please.
anon why didn't you spend your passion tokens are you retarded
Which UMA is this?
>>576325443I had a 78% winrate going into Leo 2 and lost to an uma that contributed 10% winrate to their team
>>576325550Is that loli Biwa?
>>576324013Why is she not shaking a cola bottle?>>576325104There are 3 G1 sprints, 5 if you count repeats, and 2/3 of them have other G1s the same week.
Mexican bro painting a TM Opera mural
>>576325443they are thoughbeit
>>576325604Same, but 85% and 16%It stung so hard.
>>576324013he still got ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz24PqZkF2s
>>576325506Yes
>vtumor
>>576325690Always loved the song, but holy shit seeing his music outfit videos blew my mind
>>576325550Tarumae because she ded
>>576325550Kind of want to say Goldship because of the physical comedy and quirk chungus humor.
>>576325794NOOOOOOOO
what's the consensus
>>576325604Since pace heavy lobbies would fuck me over, I abused gw paces+runaway and I only really lost if GW failed to activate.
>>576325170so what doesn't make any sense?
>>576324013>>576325690what is this song? I was watching GameCenter CX yesterday and they were doing parody of this
>>576325814shit scenario, they even prepared the autoplay because they knew we wouldn't play it
>>576325851>what is this song>reply links to post with song link in it
>make accel so strong it's a MUST HAVE for every pace chaser>all the currently released cards that can provide it have it as hint or agemasenFUCK HEAD ON
>>576325829i had groundwork setup on all three of my paces...
>>576325814Really fun to play casually, hell to go through if you want high ranks>>576325914I didn't mean as source, I meant to ask if this is a theme of something like anime or opening
>>576325921Mouuuu
>>576325550I want a Fillian flashbang
>>576326001nah it's not anything anime related, it's just a popular JP song overall and kind of a classic
>>576325851>GameCenter CX yesterday and they were doing parody of this>Open my CX Twitch tab by pure coincidence>Fucking see thatHilarious stuff
The wait is killing me.
>>576325969>There's a regular front>They push up too far then pace down all the way to 9th>There's no front>They get promoted and their accel doesn't work
>>576325814I like the story
>>576325838What doesn't make any sense is that despite Unstoppable being released, that End XOguri is probably the strongest she has been. Far more than CM13 and CM15. Could be a sample size problem. Unfortunately I don't have time to do too much more testing before the CM starts.
>>576326112SKIP: ON
How do I parent farm for aptitude? And is it worth it?
>>576326158End Closers are the strongest and they gaslight the thread blaming pace and fronts
>>576325814I'm sticking to Unity+ unless it's a sprint
>>576326246>And is it worth it?no. if you have to ask this late, the answer is no.
>>576325814I like the story but I don't like the fact that functionally it's "MANT but training instead of racing"
>>576325851it's an old banger, even uokka's VA did a cover of it. It recently went viral again because of the video you replied to (the guy is 55 years old btw)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToaQUuFQQJc
>>576325851Early 2000s popular song that millenials love
>>576326158daring strike being released fixed ends on non-spurt tracks
>>576326359>her face when I whip my cock out
>>576326045>>576326326>>576326330oh, that explains why it sounded a bit familiar, I think I heard a cover of it somewhere
>>576326326>55fucking based
>>576326440Daring Strike (or rather, Mr. CB) existed during CM13 and CM15 too. I ran End XOguri in CM13 and CM15, and she wasn't nearly as dominant.
>>576325764>when you see anons with the Visual Kei epithet on their umas and you know they are certified uncs that enjoyed that era of Japanese music
>>576325814The story is wholesome kino with a pretty lady fulfilling her dream.The gameplay can burn in the fires of hell though.
>>576326684hell yeah
>>576326509they did make an english cover of ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEt8xJ_m4QM
Hayashi...
>>576326246well casualbroyou use a borrow with dirt sparks, you spam autos until you get a 2 blue then you work on your oguri cap/condor pasa who only need the borrow's dirt spark.If you're feeling daring then you can do that twice for your gold city or maruzensky
Remember when MANT released, everybody hated it, and also laughed at the ones claiming GL would be just as bad?Apologize
>>576326868If GL let us reroll the perks offered at least once it'd be great, but it's infuriatingly RNG to an extent that even unity wasn't
>>576326868>Remember when MANT released, everybody hated itThis never happened, we only started hating it after the dahby because of retards burning themselves out gutsmaxxing for the mile CM
>>576326868>everybody hated itI played for 5 days straight nonstop, I fucking loved MANTThis scenario wants me to kill myself with how boring it is and I'm autoplaying half of the time
Any /uma/ clubs have a free spot?
>>576326951Rerolling a shop in GL should cost an alarm clock. Maximum 3
>Watch Tachyon perform Winning the Soul>Pawing the microphone with her sleeve hands>Trying to make the little hand gesture through her sleeve hands
>>576326868I would still play 100 GL runs over 1 M*NT
>>576326823who?
>>576327017>I would still play 100 GL runsyeah but everyone's already doing that because of how much you're fucked early on in the career
Just got a 5090Can't wait for dlss umas
>>576327151how much did you pay for it
>>576326592not as many real threats since it's dartyeah a midrace speed skill is nice but it doesn't help pace as much as daring strike helps endsearly skill changes also made end xogger actually real for this cm as well which is not something any other server had
>>576327218Pay?
>>576327004Calling Tachyon over right before she goes on stage, doing this, then walking away
>>576327285>early skill changes also made end xogger actually real for this cm as well which is not something any other server hadWhat changes? There were too many, so I might've overlooked something.
>>576327454>reddit tachyon
>forgot to set schedule againminus 15 TP>forgot to switch to GL from URA againminus 15 TP, minus 1 daily borrow
I want to kiss Falco right before the encore
>>576327512straightaway/bofa being a reliable xogger trigger
>>576326684>>576326326>>576325851>>576325690>>576324013I liked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emUoulQcbsk just for the vibes...
Leak the most recent message in your club. And I mean an actual message not an emoji or a shoe/sash request or anything like that
>>576327551>tiktok cafe
If I have a 2LB Tachyon and 0LB Hello before spark, what should my pity be? Another Tachyon copy or getting Hello to 1LB?
Why does my trainee keep asking me what my ring size is
>>576327218>>576327398
>>576327663Lol no do it you first drama faggot
>>576325814it's great, haven't played it yet
>>576327753tach
>>576327663nandeyanen (typed out)
>>576327151Everyone knows what you really wanted it for
>>576327827stop! think of the starving indonesian artists
>>576327827based
>>576327648Okay yeah that did make a huge difference. I can't even imagine farming Soft Step/IS STA and running Creek for Maestro, lol.
>>576327663I'm not going to post my danchou being silly
>>576321934
>>576327827boyumas should all go topless at the beach.
>>576327812
>>576327893You're right, I'll buy 2 5090 to double my efforts in destroying them
who is the yamcha of umamusume
>>576327990This is the second time i wanted to catbox something i saw but couldn't be bothered to and instead waited for another anon to do it
>>576327893I get to take opportunities for them to escape SEA and goon at the same time. I dont see any downsides
>be Ulala torena>suddenly she tells you thiswyd
>>576328310Sloppy creek... need
>>576327663Sure why not.
my club's dying and danchud's just watching...
>>576328353Fuck her on the spot so she'll never forget I'm the only man for her
>>576328451
>>576328464Mambautis/uma/bwo...
Why didn't this fulfill the fan promise thing?
>>576328451>>576328476
>>576328451You can't post that
>>576325814>Getting a solid run and I have level 3 or 4 event chain frequency>Tachyon or Creek will still sometimes to only appear twice after second summerWhat even is the point with that. And it sucks if you're building a medium/long uma with no innate heals, but outside of that, I enjoy it enough.
>>576328546we really should just merge our top earners
>>576328518i want to rape spe
>>576328643Actually you shouldn't do that
>>576328451this is what it looks like when me and haru urara have sex
>>576328643It's the inevitable outcomeboth danchous just don't see it yet
Mesumu
how bad are my mile parents
>>576328723You can't win against an uma
next jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/kIe_aG>https://jiggie.fun/kIe_aGhttps://jiggie.fun/kIe_aG>https://jiggie.fun/kIe_aGhttps://jiggie.fun/kIe_aG
>>576328424lol I'm glad he found a new club so quickly
>>576328787we'll call it: mambo autism
>>576327580For me it's always >Accidentally started a manual run
>>576328178King Halo
>>576328676this really segas my dreamcasts
>>576328834
>>576328424You shouldn't hand out information of club members like that, lest it come out that another knows what club you're in That join message is over a day old on my end
>>576329021I know that but using kita sticker like that was peak comedy, it had to be shownit won't happen again
>>576329009
>>576329021
the kita sticker is so sexy
>>576329258It reminds me of umama so i get sad when I see it
>>576328451https://poal.me/rgdsso
>>576328643Look at ExcelUma and their top earners wasting away in a B+ club.
>>576328875What about autisumambo
>>576329339umama spams that sticker in my club chat which is why it's sexy
>>576328451>mfw
Kita's kinda bland other than her tits.
>>576329389how about you fuck off and mind your own business mate
How much SP are you getting in your ace runs? I'm only getting 2.8k not sure what I'm doing wrong...
>>576329425That's why it reminds me of umama, I get sad because she's not in our club anymore
Unironically Autisuma and Mambo should merge
>>576329389exceluma worked hard to fill its roster do NYOT shitpost them
>>576329528hmmm nyo thanks they're stinky
>>576329528Fuck no I hate mambofags
>>576329470nah he's got a point you don't deserve that hero
>>576329389Exceluma has done nothing wrong
I want to lose against an Uma.
>>576329579>>576329581e...? o-ok I guess
>>576329428>my danchou's face when I tell him I'm doing Urara runs all week
they wouldnt have this problem if they just kicked their bottom earnerssomeone call the dahby demon these danchuds need a whipping
>>576329389Before we shitpost about ExcelUma we need to pick one of their roster who we'll shitpost and treat as the evil one/mastermind like with horsemeat.
Anyone feeling horny?
>>576329656>>576329551It's not shitposting. We did not need another club and need to shuffle members around
I can't get 18 songs consistently in the scenario, can grt 17 easily, but that 18th always alludes me.
>>576329671*beats you in poker*Pay up
>>576329749>It's not shitposting.No one's falling for that qmochacho
>>576329734I was a bit horny but after seeing your post it went away
>>576329725Time to roll the dice again
>>576329389That's their Danchud and he knew what he signed up for so I really doubt he's thinking of leaving. Everybody else is mostly a low earner, a couple could move to an A+ club I guess but low earners like that are not interesting.No good drama in that chart
>>576329734Yes. I've been browsing Umatok all day and I'm gonna explode.
>>576329428Stop making porn reaction images
>>576329769just be luckier anon
>>576329389The fate of all B+ clubs. Get dragged down to the dirt by your flatliners or kill all of the flatliners and ascend to A/A+. Of course, your solocarry can just leave in which case the former will happen.
>login>they are ERPing in the club chat again
>>576329528I love mambofriends and I think they smell good
>>576329779Yes ma'am. But if I win the next hand, you win that 2.5 anniversary dress.
>>576328807>no racing spirit: stamina>Nishino is the only one with Uma StanTaiki having pace pink sucks and that Daiwa doesn't have anything exciting, but with all the 2* ults and relevant blues and miles, it's still better than nothing. I'm willing to overlook the lack of Groundwork but that's because characters I'd be building around like Machan, Kitasan forma Blanco, and Valentine's Anus Fujin already have that built-in.
Can we get some more hayashi dicksword messages this drama's boring
>>576329871dan is not the top earner, this is danchud
>2 clubs are falling in real time but they prefer to die but to merge and save the ones actually playing the gameI don't get it why I see their members complaining all the time about flatties but don't want to do something about it. We got to the point we're being ruled by clubs tribalism.
>>576329389Excel danchou worked hard and long, never giving up, to fill a brand new club. how dare you speak ill of them
This place is always making fun of parent lines that get posted here. Tell me the skills that absolutely must be there for each style or the line is bricked.
>>576330134How the fuck am I supposed to get the lazy flatties to play the game genius
>>576330030Gotchu bwoski>>576330168Hayashi has a good parent somehow
anyway I'm going to jerk off to Rice again. god DAMN she is erotic
>>576329828bratty stillposter....
>>576330209If they're flatlining on half TP on independent training launch then they're already dead.
>>576330241Thanks man
>>576330209Do nothing, anon. Enjoy you B+ gibs.
>>576330258Her tits are too big
>>576329007TAMASEXOOO
>>576329692
>>576330049Oh I don't know why I thought the top earner was the Danchud then.Their Danchou did give people the greenlight to shitpost about them after they got filled.I still don't think it's a good drama club tho
>>576330258can't believe laisu has all of THAT
Hey
>>576330331I'm not danchou just a humble fan farmer
>>576330405Not drama, just saying there are members out there to save the clubs (Mambo and Autisma)
>modern /uma/ club dramaThey don't make club drama like they used to
>>576330449Finally some real hotsprings ticket scenes get leaked.
>>576330241That's from a Public discord not the Brickedcord. That's boring
>saw Exceluma went from 1/30>to being talk of the townThey grow up so fast
Club drama? You know how V is a tryhard to be popular here but Umama is the most popular poster? Then Umama moved to Uma&Co becoming their top earner and hard carry making her the most popular Uma&Co poster too? Imagine how V feels being displaced in his own club too but he can't jump ship because he has been soft blacklisted by every other danchou.
>>576330637You collect trash to trade upGotta start somewhere
that's not how you eat pizzais she stupid?
>>576330613Brickedcord is just Hayashi and the dancho since they are buttbuddies
For some reason I'm not seeing the Hot Springs events even when I win the ticket and win URA finals. What's going on?
>>576329508Hiding a terminal illness from my trainee until i collapse one week after newyears of her 3rd year!
What are the odds of hitting all three pinks if I have 3* style/distance/terrain on parent and both grandparents? Is my greed sickening?
I unironically would move to the merged club, but I don't see how they could do that, it's hard to manage 3 people let alone 15 to move outBut I really think it is a neat idea and would be beneficial in the long run also I want my A+ gibs back and still be with my bwos
>aiming for 5th song before senior summer>rationing coins as much as i can>land on this with low co/pa (copa)>hit wit for co>light hello activates for pamy dick is diamonds
>>576330719I imagine that's why he's doing the ol' early bake thread trick recently. Bro's frustrated
>>576330801
>>576330168They are making fun of them because they want to borrow a perfect front parent and do not want to put in the work themselvesIf it does not have front skills, it is automatically badIf it does not have ALL front skills, it is mediocre
Let me join your club I’m playing the game.
>>576330816Why are the trophies shitty 2d png. Could they not have made them 3d or like the umas
>>576330886You can join my club.
RICE SHOWER SUCKS
finally
>>576330719oh so that's why he was so mad yesterday he samefagged for hours upon hours in a thread only he uses while trying to shill a game only he was playing and avatarfagging with that fatass mirakowhat a sad guy
You wold be wise to join my club
>>576330719This reads like a V post... hmmmm
>>576329389stfu or you will have to drink the tonic
the brick
>10th run trying to make a debuffer with all the pace chaser debuffs I want plus 564 >running multiple sources for all but one of the hints I want>still not getting itI deserve this
>>576331109just autoplay?
>>576329389This is not how you poach trainers lil bwo
>>576331149I AM
next jiggumshttps://jiggie.fun/J1gnMB>https://jiggie.fun/J1gnMBhttps://jiggie.fun/J1gnMB>https://jiggie.fun/J1gnMBhttps://jiggie.fun/J1gnMB
>>576331047Nah he uses a bunch of uneccesary commas because he's ESLT. V-ologist
>>576330498Combined you guys have around 20 guys with 10M or more fans this month, it's probably better to wait and see where you end up at the end of the month and merge
>>576330834We only need counterbaking heroes
Are the rumors true? Am I actually the uma&co danchode?
>>576330134>impossible to decide which club should disband over the other>impossible to decide who should be the dancho>not all top earners will agree>the 2 clubs dont even have enough good earners to make 30>these clubs arent even organized enough to kick flatliners but you expect them to pull this off>even in the case this miraculously happens a certain faggot club will just poach from it while they're still freshonly case where a "merge" can happen is if one club just randomly disbands like what happened with the rice dancho club
>>576331246What does the V stand for?
>>576331109what cards are you using anon? if you use Grass SSR, Ardan SR and of course Marvy SR it should be easy
>>576331269Yes
>>576331269I know what you are.
>>576330719Umama should start avatarfagging NTR
The rumors also say the uma&co danchou has no balls to itch
>>576331351nta but I used wit Seiun ssr and found it to be pretty good for a debuffer run
>>576331445well he definitely has no balls
>>576331401she only posts with pictures of cute girls that would defeat the purpose
Rumors say that I fucked your oshi
>>576330993My peenus
>>576331351Was running Grass SSR, Marvy Power, Rice Power, Seiun Wit SSR, LH, and CB Wit as a statstick. I'll swap LH for Ardan though, good tip. I don't need many stat points.
>>576331309newly founded clubs cant get gibs?
>>576331547you can run debuffers in unity I believe, which could make things easier
>>576331341It is still largely unknown but many point to the theory that it matches other club members such as "a" or "w". The clue may lie there!Or it stands for "virgin"
>>576331547>LHremember to autoplay in unity cup, you get more skill hints there too
>>576331571not for the first month
Any clubs open rn?
>>576331551Plump
>>576331445that's a lie he's a really nice guy and you shouldn't talk ill of him!
>>576330719I love Umama tho?Ever since she joined the club has been more livelyDacchis are playing the game and chatting more discussing the scenario and their build and helping each otherIt's everything I wantedShe succeeded where I failed
What’s a good amount of fans per month?
>>576331647Mambo soon
i like the way opera says doto
Reminder that no matter how much stupid drama there is, /Uma/ clubs will never be as bad as /umajp/ clubs
>>576331697120M fans a month is a good starting line
>>576331697100 million
>>576331341Vilipino
>>576331626>>576331609How does the wit compare on autoruns though? I'm getting over a thousand on GL, and I'd honestly want even more than that
*spreads ass*
>>576331334adult woman sexo
GIVE ME MY WELFARE 20 TOKENS HAG
Shit, that's not terrible to point towards training a GGP.
>>576331796>Skill scales off of fancount>Gotten in the scenario where you really really dont want to gather fans through races
>>576331235No one wants to work on Teio lol.
>>576331674But thats what my therapist says and I hate them
>>576331836if you want more wit you have to play manually, autoplay won't give you more than 1k wityou can do 3 unity careers in the time it takes to do 1 auto too
you can tell this CM is awful because no one is talking about the game and only club drama, hopefully the one at the end of the month will be better
Autis/uma/bros..........
>mood down on turn right before senior summer>which is a goal race turn so can't rest>third mood down in half a year>this happened in two runs back to back alreadyI clearly lack some sort of skill to fight against this
>>576331863?
>>576331916Nigga it's not even that many fans
>>576331891if you're new to the game sure, but there's like 2 actual skill whites there kek.
>>576331949fuck it I'll do some manual unity runs thenbut if this doesn't immediately show good results I'm gonna come back here and impotently ragepost (once, any more than that would be rude)
>>576331982>competitive casual 7 million fans a week discordHoly shit, at least our autists aren't fags like that
>>576332024Anon missing the point and gaping his asshole for everyone to see, I see.
>>576331982>competitive casual
awesome. awesome, cool
What if Danchous get greedy and refuse to lower the quota after the bonuses go away
My trainee asked what I wanted to do after the contract ended, and when I said "I want to run into infinity with you" she sobbed for an hour and a half. Did I say something wrong?
>>576332176Yeah, she was hoping you wanted to void it so she did not have to go through the trouble
>>576332168My club's is too low already, so I'd ragequit if it got cut any lower.
>>576331994Its an absolute crime that she didnt get a pal cardIm fucking pissed
>>576332114Nobody understands the point of your post and I'm sorry I engaged with it.
umasumi
>>576332340Umamusumi
>>576332168
>>576332176
well, that was an experiment
>>576332101that's like one auto fan run a day
would be funny if they banned 564 and stamina debuffs on CM day
>>576332604that would be based but it would piss off all the thirdie metaniggers because they legitimately have one trick
How do I get more orange juice I'm running out?
hey
>>576332012sucks for dirters and sprinters the most since their goal races are pretty trash for fans, med and long umas easily hit 300k from goals
>>576331309>impossible to decide which club should disband over the otherlowest rank at the end of August disbands>impossible to decide who should be the danchothat's probably the hardest one, really>not all top earners will agreetop earners that deliberately want lower gibs should kill themselves and stop being cucks for flatliners>the 2 clubs dont even have enough good earners to make 30they have more than enough to comfortably get A+>these clubs arent even organized enough to kick flatliners but you expect them to pull this offtrue but as some anon said earlier, low earners aren't really in the wrong since there's no quota, it's hard for them to just kick people like that, merging would be the right move as no one gets emotionally hurt and it's an objective criteria>even in the case this miraculously happens a certain faggot club will just poach from it while they're still freshthey can't possible poach more than 1 or 2 anonMAKE IT HAPPEN
>>576332725You get like 100,000 fans just for the URA part
>>576332604the xogs would still win.......
Do NOT let his fat ass bake.
>>576331445I can only see Chiyo as a cowgirl because her Uma ears register in my mind as horns cause of the white covers and the tufts on the side of her head as downturned cow ears.
>>576332837I'm not fat
>>576332798holy fuck i NEED to fuck rickey something about that animation just gets me bricked up
Is speed star any good this CM?
>guy I know who is always making sovlful comps started training the hog todaythis CM is the vietnam of umamusume
>>576333103that skill is mid everywhere
>>576311480yeah my hog
next thread will be wurst
>>576332896Tap dat hag
>>576332921
>>576333346Kill yourself slopfag
>>576333103depends on where is the accel zone, made a picture for youthis cm is on the red area
What is a part of /uma/ culture even though it shouldn't be?
>>576332791they never hit enough fans for valentines and fan fest for their ult level ups, their careers are innately suboptimal without doing a few more G1s
>>576333126Literally no point in making anyone elseYour hand-crafted folded over 1000 times oshi ace will lose to a 700 stam auto Oguri that Timmy made during their lunch break
>>576333450Chiyoposters
>>576333450schizos having a melty because the thread baker is someone they don't likethis is the only general where this shit happens desu wa
Prepare for NTR/Mirako thread now that the last baker went to sleep
DON'T LET HIM BAKE
>>576333103Why do niggers ask this when the information is publicly available?>>576333431????
For some strange reason, my cock gets hard when I see Hishiama and Kris S
>>576311325>golshi>stinky geneticsshe's literally a mejiro
>1600 speed>medium s>muddy and right handedAt what point do you have too much speed?
the ogc gold is 1.2sec duration its brick
>>576333719>>576333719>>576333719
>>576333771
>>576333764schizo bake>>576333794fresh bake
>>576333794>>576333764just for that, I should fuck you guys oshis
>>576333764>ntr bakeLike clockwork, this guy always bakes when the other bakers go to sleep
>>576333764>>576333794>20s counterbakejesus
>>576333607>>576333678>>576333827>>576333893You got banned last night for spammingBan evading is against the rules, you know that right?
>>576333764>>576333794So either Schizo or Reddit
>>576333986You lost
>>576325170buddy youre a disgusting buhi
Love to see newfags being club slave batteries for whales recruiting in /uma/
