Previous: >>576333771>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes TachyonCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: Wings of Steam and Steel, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Wet/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>576357263SPECHUD HATE
The surprise erotic uma?!
>>576357263I know this is a dream because no way would I marry ugly spetard.
Nice Nature...
The world is in your hands
Brown
>>576357394Machitan love!
Falco is a bitch
I think about this image a lot. It feels comforting.
>>576357457Let's try that againBrown
>>576357263I WOULD have a fat racist wife
>>576357263HOLY SHIT amazing Spe!
front brickey is dead but, how do we deal with the late rickey menace?
>>576357263Spe would NEVER be this sexy
pump and dump at karaoke
>>576357263she wishes she was that big
According to my calculations 1700 Speed 1300 Power is better than 1600 Speed 1400 Power
>>576357667HELIOS HATE
Pama Wife
>>576357514Sugar love!
>>576357650Run 2 fronts and pace to push her out of 5th/6th
Stego...
>>576357941Her greed is SICKENING
>>576357827She will NEVER be playable btw
>ugh men>makes 10 gorillion unpublish doujins of her selfinsert getting banged by her selfinsert's trainer?
>ugh women>will AI generate 10 gorillion images of his selfinsert banging his selfinsert's trainee?
>>576358058yuck
>>576358058sounds like a woman to me
>>576357941middle aged bell-chan...>>576358058she DOESN'T hate men she's just WEIRD and isn't used to being around them! she's not evil!!
For autoing Nishino parents, does it make more sense to go 9* med 9* dirt or 6* med 12* dirt?Track aptitude had a higher failure % than distance aptitude in auto races right?
>sudden update on steamwhat happened
>>576358248Giga update
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>576358503why not your penis in her umanko?
>do 10 Falco runs>zero medium S, one front S>do one xog>Medium SWhat causes this?
>>576358559it's already preoccupied by another anon...
>>576358623the "as in peak" part
Condoms are for aesthetic purposes only, umas only know raw sex
Ai
>>576358687they wear condoms with you and raw with me
>>576358559ew, haven't you seen one of those up close? They also leak and bleed all the time
>>576357263I simply adore this obese chud.
>>576358687Finishing a box of condoms with Luna chan
>>576358754I have, yes. I was more dostracted by the fact that she had gray pubes tbdesu
imagine if gold skills could critwould that make the game more fun?
>>576358754>bleed all the timeyou are doing something seriously wrong
>>576358623Game likes to hand out S if you play different characters.>all day of training, no s in sight>take a break and do a dirt sgoldship independent>suddenly has S dirt despite starting at C
I will post dick only if you can get me hard nonny
>>576358984yes but it should negative scale with how much money you spend on the account
current jigguehttps://jiggie.fun/ph398Q>https://jiggie.fun/ph398Qhttps://jiggie.fun/ph398Q>https://jiggie.fun/ph398Qhttps://jiggie.fun/ph398Q
>>576358829Literally what can you do to prevent this from happening? You can be the most professional trainer in existence constantly setting boundaries and turning down advances and they'll still pull shit like this
>>576359440accept your fate as a Foolish Satono trainer
FUCK the jiggie! This is a JONG general
>>576358218I'd go 12 dirt
>Global is roughly following JP TT retention trends and JP was at 1.05m retention by the end of GLAre you ready?
>>576359663On a good day I get 1.06 so yeah I guess?I could def improve some of my roster though. Got a couple og UG/UG1s in there
i dont join the jigg anymore ever since that avatarfag took over
>>576359663my team is already over GM numbers, I guess I don't need to update it anymore
Banchou LUST
>>576359773YES
My trainee wants to manage my orgasms
>>576359508Never.
>Jerked off while moaning Brian's name>My roommate now thinks that I'm gay
>>576359956sex with eishin flash
>>576359956I’d put in my two weeks’ notice on the spot. She clearly doesn’t respect you as a professional or an adult.
>>576359956I would sign my orgasm management rights away on the spot and let Flash milk my cock dry
>>576360030Yeah
O
>>576360128Teio is not sexy
Mentally ill umas lost
>>576360128no, O is the other one
>>576360261Groove genes express themselves in weird ways
Has anyone had runs where with the same deck they get like 300 less Power?Did I not pick up the Power Gain + songs quickly enough? (The Suzuka solo song didn't even show up...)
>>576360261Mentally ill umas won (the love and support of their torenas)
How is this fair?
>>576360261Umas lose to love
>>576360508Letting her in so we can confirm our love for each other with a passionate make out and make out and umapyoi session
>umadol sees a cock
>>576360712The actual reaction
>>576360712It's an expression of pain.
>>576360521It's why end closers free accel straightaway spurt only procs on a straight to balance it
sex
>>576360937
Brown...
>>576361014PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO
>>576361014covered in hachimi (my cum)
next bread will be butter
Is Kris also an inu musume?
>V has Falco as his profile umahmmmm
>>576361113>He's latching on to worse umas nowThank fuck...
>>576360884but the pacechaser is faster?
>>576361014WHY IS THERE A BROWN ON MY HACHIMI RUUUUUUUUDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFF
Something I got curious, are all the lines the girls says when you go on their character story menu the same as the one they say when you win a career story or it changes depending if you finished the career or not?
There is a giant wasp in my room please anons be quiet and no sudden movements
>>576361695where
fatass
>>576361727I said in my room you orange retard (affectionate)
>>576355473retard
>>576361759Bright would NEVER say this
Who the fuck is Bright
>>576362008I'm calling HER a fatass.
>>576361324Nobody bounces like this
>>576362063Why would you say that?
Thread is going so slow i thought i was in the wrong thread
Grand Live has once again killed /uma/
>>576361759evil horse I hate you
MayanoKitasanHaruAgnesMejiroNaritaGold
I'll admit it.I have Umamusume as a favourited game on Steam!!!
>>576362261>MKHAMNGWhat did he mean by this?
>>576362234Don't call her that
>>576362281That's pretty derby of you
>>576362281Teioposts aren't meant to be wholesome
>>576362281I opened steam in front of my best friend and he saw that I have 1500 hours in uma, it's fucking over for my social life
>>576362141cause she runs slow and sleeps a lot
>>576362398Your mental health is better than someone with 1500 hours in CS2 or even worse Dota 2
i also run slow and sleeps a lot
>>576362398NATURE'S FAT TITS
>>576362448what if i play both uma and dota....
>>576362398>>576362398Just do this bwo
>>576362508How many hours in Dota...
>>576362508blink if you need help
Is Light Hello a permanent card in independent training deck even though she's not that good compared to Fuku?
>>576362549*gulp*>>576362561but blink is the most fun item in the game....
>>576362448>mfw haven't played eitherthank you bwo I feel a little better now
>>576362649Okay just one last thing.Without googling it, do you know what I'm referring to when I say things like Kelens, Lothars, Traxex or Bradwarden
Why are people sleeping on Straightaway Acceleration and Corner Acceleration? They can activate on the last leg.
>>576362649Uma unironically cured me
>>576362782I'm not sleeping. I'm awake
>>576362603Without Light Hello SSR, your stats will plummet
>>576362760I assume those are names for Dota heroes but I dont actually know them, no.
>>576362448I like Valve games, but at least I have casual hours
>we get only 10 days of Umasanpo campaign until they make it permanent during 4.5 anniThe fuck?
>>576362915Oh no...you have 3.4k hours but don't even have the excuse of being an unc who's played dota 2 for the last 13ish yearsblink dagger, shadowblade, drow ranger, centaur warrunner
>>576363058Hishiama cutie
>>576359663why does our line keep going up and down
>>576362990>Umasanpo campaignWhat is it? Explain pls
>>576363096Mejiro
>>576363070I started playing in like 2020.... I was a braindamaged league zoomer before swapping to dota.....I mostly just play nowadays when I dont feel like starting a new singleplayer game. I really should get back to clearing the backlog.
>>576362990>tfw very briefly had dyslexia and read that as umachinpo
>>576363205I actually enjoy playing Overwatch casually so I really have no leg to stand on
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>576363156it's literally uma walkwhat do you think
>>576363293Played OW for like the first year when it was still fun and since then have sworn to never play a Bl*zzard game again
>>576362990Spesex event?
>>576363156You can only watch these funny animations for 10 days until they disappear
>>576363156you can go on outings with an uma of your choice
The A+ dream came to an end at last.missing 3.5 million fans and rising steadily
Jong God may have failed his Debut but another Jongger hero has risen
>>576363205Play Deadlock
>>576363464Mambro...
>>576363464I don't understand why we're freefalling, are the bottom earners really that shit at clicking 3 buttons
>>576363504Two questions though>did they get rid of hero mmr>are they still fucking with urn#1 is basically non negotiable. Hero MMR makes ranked unnecessarily more complex and dogshit.
>>576362603Consider that Light Hello gives an actual skill, and gives it every time
>>576363436you can watch animations of umas going out*there's no gameplay
>>576363504I tried it out back when the closed beta started and could see the potential, but it didnt click with me. Game is probably very different now and I know the former Hopoo guys are good at what they do, but I have no desire to start playing another multiplayer pvp game.
>>576362603Pal Scenario cards are mandatory when you're pushing rating on autothis means you should slot in SSR Riko in nUnity too
>>576363508It was unavoidable. Not enough drive in a no quota club not surprising to be honest>>576363591Yeah, every A+ club and most A clubs run a few auto runs with half tp and double rewards. We arent missing much to stay above 500. Literally 10 extra auto runs and we would stay in A+
>be me>get trainer qualification>finally be able to train an cute umamusume>actually finish her career properly and she's happy>no marriage proposal>no gf relationship>no love>passed 3 whole years with a cute girl and smelling her scent and it was just professional trainer x athlete relationship and nothing else
good morning i hate oguri cap
>>576362398I proudly said my friend that i reached 1k hours to my friends and now i'm even 1.5k and they know it.There's nothing to be ashamed if the game is actually good and complex.
>>576363464you think it's over for your club? ha
Bwos can you explain these paid banners there? There is no anniversary at that time Why are there paid banners?Are we buying them?
>>576363464Nothing runs on goodwill, anon...
I didn't realize I played so few hours until now. I was not actually wasting that much time until uma I guess
Rankings are pretty funny sometimes.Observe, the least obvious bot.
i feel bad for the mambwos...
>>576363845Suffering of Goslingposters makes me smile every time.
>>576363845bakushinbro...
>>576364002don't be silly you don't pay for scamcha
>>576364002cyjews starts to ramp up the jewery and release banners that separate cards that was released according to release years. It'll be weird how will they handle this in global since our schedule are all over the place and can't exactly portioned into release years
How much rating is 1 star on a trainee?Like 400-500 from 50 stats and 1 ultimate level?
>>576364194I will do it bwo and cant stop me bwo
>>576364002>There is no anniversary at that time It's Christmas bwo
>>576363070League of legends was better falcopoint.jpg
noooo babe please dont spend money on the gacha haha
>>576364086Age of Umapires when
after finishing reading spe's first character story chapters I'm amazed how even now there was never a true villain, someone who manipulate or sabotage to win a race
>>576363845
>>576359837Punchable belly
I think Mambo should kick the slackers!
>>576364375Machitan wouldn't say that
https://youtu.be/BIUJ9_p4R3cKFC
>>576364261180 from unique and ~200 from stats, depends on your exact stats since adding more to a stat that is already high gives more score
>>576363765The autisuma merge is not a meme and would save both clubs
>>576364346i really forgot about this but it made laugh so much because she's so silly i love her
>>576364493I don't like mambofags
>>576363765I'll stick around mambo through A for a month or two since it has chill members but I'll can probably start sending applications to other A+ clubs now...
>>576357263I really want to make her huge
>>576364520why
Anyone here who still do not have parents or aces? Haha...
>>576364425I miss Almond Love...
>>576364557me haha
>>576364557I have 3 ace debuffers
how many fans/day do you need to do for A+?
I like mambros
>>576364557I'm still in the mines waiting for a stam parent
>>576364557Totally not me doing 5 daily autotrain runs for the borrows limit hoping for a 3* Stamina Parent ahah
>>576364018I was hoping for a tad more enthusiasm with the auto mode and all...
>>576364325unironically I stopped playing because of the buhis on the ladder with the broken dlc umapires (new 20$ purchase every 6 months) that you can't beat unless you pig out too.Allat just to fall for this predatory pay to win gacha ahaha... there is no escape
>>576364593bare minimum 2 mil (3 auto runs)
>>576364557i have made at least 50 rickeys in the last 3 days and they're all shit
>>576364713same
>>576364557I ran out of TP bottlesI do have generic parents (9 stam/6stm3pwr/6stm3spd), some mile parents, some meme parents(wit9) and also started working on mile aces but need to test the waters more before committing to farming GL, also making some 9pwr parents only using borrowsI don't want to abuse carats refills so I'll only farm borrows using carats (for runs/rerolls) and ace runs are only made whenever TP is back again
>>576364536If we can stabilize around the upper ranks of A, I'd stay. The difference is not that big, but a downwards trend to B+ would be another story...
>>576364713I've focused that time on green skill parents. The good Rickeys have around my stats or worse with the only difference being that they have 5-6 green skills
remember to exercise and stay fit so you can train with your oshi
>>576364920I have really bad runners knee
>>576364557I lucked into MLB Tachyon and 2LB Hello but so i've spent a grand total of 2 manual runs on the scenario that uses themBut all that time doing AFK autoruns didn't even give me a solid parent base anyway
>>576365016sorry to hear that bwo but there are other ways you can exercise still!
Umas that would eat this?https://x.com/chefdangalhardo/status/2084274378292781196 I think Dia would prepare something this diabolical
>>576364513
>>576364920i'm suffering from low blood pressure lately, i can't do shit rn
>>576365117I go on walks with my dog yeah. Not when it's almost 40 outside though.
tfw runners knee, tennis elbow, swimmer's ear, and athlete's foot
>>576364713Similar boat. I've switched my deck to an absurd 4 spd 1 pow 1 wit and I'm starting to have slightly better results.
>>576365175for me it's explosive diarrhea
>>576363464Maybe the faggots that said a quota was le bad will be convinced nowthe club can still be saved, convince the pussy ass dancho to kick the bottom earners, at least 45mil quota or bust, kick whoever is sub5mil after day3 on chrono (i literally do that in 1 day)>nyo anon but le lost fans!!!you have a better chance of getting into A+ by gambling on new recruits than keeping these bottom feeders
>>576365153this trainee has 10% Wit growth btw
>>576364920what if I don't want my uma to train
>>576365309wit is wisdom, not intelligence
Should I remove the G+ daiwa and R card newfriend followers? Do they borrow my Smaru SSR or are they dead accounts?
>>576365309>>576365342actually wit is wit bwo
>>576365342you have 0 wit
>>576365358If they were online 1D ago and not 300D ago there's no difference between them and a whale
>>576365358Are you at 1000 followers? Just remove the people who haven't logged in the longest if you need space
>>576364713
>>576365358G+ Daiwas will never change their support card away from the random niche card you need
>>576365358The indicator is their last login date. If you already hit the 1000 followers absolutely remove them, but you can still remove then if it bothers your autism
> Finally leveled all my cards> Finally put all my umas at max potentialBless auto runs
>>576364713Rickey BRICKEY
>>576365568d-djeeta?
>>576365486Feng scam is gay
>17 years old
>>576365476>>576365496yes I've removed anyone who hasn't logged for 20+ days but might have to go lower. I'm still at 970
Is Rickey the most successful new-release uma yet?
>>576365579Why does Rickey say copa copa. Imagine other umas saying it.Dia Dia. Kita Kita. Maru Maru.
Oguri....
>>576365689
>>576365607She's a trainer now
>>576365689Pokemon ass uma, I wanna throw balls at her
>>576365730How come Golshi gets to crash Grubble but no one from Grub gets to come over here
>>576365719Rickey...is a bad girl
Seeing mambo being sexy is like seeing a childhood friend that you have never considered being attracted to sexually wear a full makeup, high heels and short dress. It is both so fucking weird and so fucking hot at the same time
idk what to use this forpinks too shit to use in actual runs
Hoguri literally killed my desire to make proper acesWhat is the point of lovingly crafting umas when hoguris are guaranteed to win every time
>>576365238I don't think you can find many decent earners at this point, let alone 5+ of them, they're probably recruited alreadyThis is way the autismergeanon is pushing up his agenda since yesterday, and honestly he may be right
>>576365814you use these meme parents for TT runs
>>576365689awawawa is doto's pokemon cry
>>576365719>>576365775Its over
Machan has some fat fucking thighs goddamn
>>576365874The plump body is the only thing worth remembering about her.
>>576365859true I guess
>>576365873Best symboli
>>576365848>this is why*Sorry, just woke up...
>>576365689she's not an uma, she's a yokai 2hu from china, she only imitates human speech to steal your semen
>>576365821The Hog is one of the worst thing that happened to the game because it forced Cygames to make super specific umas for one distance and style. And they can also nerf umas too OP like Orfevre by not releasing end closer cards
copa copa
>>576365848Does it matter at this point? They arent getting A+ keeping them in. Like i said they have a better chance gambling on newcuties than keeping the leeches in and even in the case they don't find anyone they're going to be A anyway.
cygames should re-design every cm so there's no foresight
>>576365821You say this like dominant umas for certain CMs weren't a thing since the start of the game
>>576365992yeah, make the upcoming mile cms medium cms, nobody will know what to do haha
>>576365992just delete all medium tracks from cms
>>576365992they should make a show of choosing the distance, surface, and location for each CM like they real life horse races choose a gate draw
>>576364002i will be paying for scamcha because i need new umasthe SSR scamcha can go fuck itself though
what is we ban recoveries
>>576366202They can't ban things in a gacha or people may ask for a refund
>>576366202i think we should ban bread
>>576366257And then bean sprouts+tofu
Do you think they regret making Xoguri
Why is nobody using my MLB Super Creek?
>>576366256I agree with the intent of those laws but at the same time I fucking hate that we have to live with Cygames' dumb fucking decision ruining PVP for 3 years
What if we banned the use of condoms for trainers
>>576366202big ass ears
>>576366256but debuffs get banned eventually for some cms
>>576366031Disingenuous to pretend anything is on the level of the hog
i think im cooked unless i do double murmur cheese only way for f2p to win
>>576366326non-3 speed is a gaslight
>>576366351Debuff is free tho
>>576365992remember when we got balance patches early in unity and sloptubers said the meta would be "completely unpredictable" and all that changed was that you had to pick NSM every time and nothing else
>>576366396if you're f2p you run the xog if your intent is to win
>>576365238I dont even know if Mambchou wants an A+ club. He said we would be A+ at full strength, but seems unlikely unless everyone does his 3 auto runs a day
next bread will be double cheese grilled
>>576366351they literally don't release any new gold debuffs and only two more umas that come with one of the existing ones, and most umas with a debuff gold get evolutions to turn them into speed skillsthere's nothing to ban
>>576366257Why would you do that?
>>576366443we also got runaway suzie early to change how many cms played out memoryhole bwo...
>>576365770erunes are bad influence, what if all the umas start exposing their backs?
Realistically speaking, what is stopping me from getting the hints from debuffer decks into parents and making an ace with debuffs
>>576365992What matters is cards and umas. Even if they swap the next hanshin 1600 CM by let's say Tokyo 2000m we would know exactly what's good and what isn't
>>576366505yeah, because the current debuffs are absolutely insaneimagine if they made an uma whose gold or evolution was ASE and dominator on the same skill, that's beyond unfun game design
>>576366339Creek will find out about the horrible truth pretty soon then...
>>576366381Sure bro.
>>576366598turns out when you only have 3 levers on influencing a race and 2 of them just delete your opponents, debuffs are a bad design decision
OH MY GOD BROS THIS IS IT
>>576366584Worst part of having a big dick, BWCbros, we lost...
>>576366586They should randomize every card's stats and skill set once a month. And at the same time, make Super Creek's breasts 1.5% bigger.
>>576366645
>>576366339If you don't use condoms you cannot plap her every night anon...
>>576366608Hmmmm nyo
>>576366586They should swap Hanshin 1600m to Niigata 1600m
>>576366485if he doesnt want an A+ club I'm done after this month tbqhdes, i kinda do need it for my pull plans, his only hope is that everyone else slows down after half TP expires
>>576366339I will pump and dump!!!
>>576366645>bro is wasting his luck on yellow falco
>>576366703She won satsuki sho the next turn with turf E too
I think debuffs are ok because it allows you to grief legally and get away with it
>>576366618sovl
>>576366618Bro, golshi was good but nowhere near what hog doesThere is no sincere way to compare the two
I don't know if anyone saw the last jp cm where it was 3600m but it was actually really fun to watch. The mid race has so many overtakes and the last spurt is so long it's exciting watching umas charge up through the corners and straights.
>>576366598Are they really insane though? It's just a negative Professor of Curvature.
If they really wanted to kill XOguri they would have given free Divine speed to everyone in GL because it's a skill the hog can't afford to buyBut no Cygames will release it AFTER the next Satsuki Sho CM
>>576366618it makes you think, if nothing had changed we would be in the vbourbon/smaru/xog hell the japs had to live inoh wait
>>576366584me as tamaanyone wanna act this out
>>576366732Must be a pretty tight schedule then. I planned mine with a derank in mind (going A+ ->A), just in case. It was a pretty smart thing looking back now. But I understand, there are a lot of things to potentially roll for.
>>576366867people are using the clanker to produce debuffers wasting an ace spot only for a skill, seems insane enough
orenji
>>576366837Yes, which is why Oguri and Golshi were in every single finals room. You're full of shit. This was CM #1 btw.
>>576367120Drinking Rickey pit sweat
>>576357263SPECHAN LOVE
>>576366837>golshi was good but nowhere near what hog doeslol, she was on every cm for like 10 CMs in a row
>>576367157there were like 30 umas at release you knobhoguri was in every finals room when there was 150 and will continue to be there when there's 250
>>576363464>>576365238>>576365848You would have to be pretty unintelligent to join a club which has no quota and then proceed to complain about a lack of quota
>>576367236>onesl-kun...
COPAAAAAA
>>576367293I ran the numbers before last reset and voiced my concern of retaining rank without a quota. Im just observing now and do my parent runs
>>576367297funny enough if you aren't esl then you should know that's a common efl mistake
>>576364713What the most common issue? Not hitting stats, chains not finishing, failing to gather green skill exodia?
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHALMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>576366182Pretty much, you need 1 uma and you need 5 cards
>>576367293I do not have a crystal ball to tell me they'd ship auto 5 years in advance
>eflfate worse than death
>>576367157>>576367236She was fucking free uma everyone had you fucking retardWhat next, that everyone used bakushin in the first sprint???
>>576367157Retard, Gold Ship was the strongest but it was nowhere near the dominance of the hog. During Taurus everyone had access to red shift and pump. That was all the accels we had and Gold Ship and Oguri had nothing more. Meanwhile XOguri has an ult that gives speed carryover, accel and recovery on a track where you need 900 stam and 1.5 gold. And the others? They have fuck all, that's our problem with XOguri. It's not just that she's strong it's that all the other umas are dogshit
>>576367392no no he's right I'm esldon't ever call me efl let alone a burger
>>576367276> No that doesn't countOk, I see you're retarded. Good luck with your affliction.
>>576367149thats a yellow
>>576367390>>576367441Retainment of a rank for a zero-quota club should be inconsequential, should not require a voice of concern, and should be a byproduct of coincidence.
...what is causing this downward rank pressure if everyone's getting the same ability to spam more fans
Consider white woman.
>>576367418What will you do after?
wahey
>people are still complaining about xogget some new material retards
>>576367479>>576367492Okay what uma did you retards use to try to win your CM1, and did you succeed?Jesus Christ.
I can't make use of emperor might as a late right? I'd need to overtake 3 enemies late race but that'd be the 3 hogsI don't have normal oguri and I'm running out of time to use borrows on parents so which 2/3 are good between shadobreak, deio sdeb, shooting star, emperor's might, ravissant so I can clank while my borrows are out
>>576367398Nta but the only reason I didn’t kill myself playing her is because shes cute and says copa copa and Rickey! all the time. Otherwise she is allergic to good statline.
>>576367479Everyone and their mother knew how good the xog would be and that you should either save for her or ticket her. Golshi may have been free but you had no excuse to not roll for the xog and if you didn't you can't complain you don't have her.
>>576367516Becoming Grass’ trainer and only speaking English with her.
>>576367595divine might is fine (it's all digitan has to work with and she's usable), your overtake targets are the debuffers and maybe a hog
>>576364713Just do what I'm doing and do a "she's ]happy to be there" build, maybe she'll get some wins in the shitter lobbies or worse hogs who miss ult like mine might. I'm trying to work on a hog that'll probably automatically win 70% of the CM lobbies anyway, and once I do, maybe I'll take another swing at getting a Brickey with medium S and all the greens needed especially if I can figure out the dirter situation of "where do I get more skill points"
>>576367509>s-stop asking for a way to retain our rank i wanna leech in peace!hmmmmmmmmmmmm nyowe'd be a B club if we didnt force Keb to change his ways, this is the same
Any A+ club recruiting? I do 5-7m a day
>>576365238Both autisumafags and mambofags need to stop this >but my bwooos I love my bwooooosYour "bwos" surely enjoy you carrying them by earning more than 10 times what they do and receiving the same gibs. If they were your true "bwos" they would at least try to do something in a MONTHthis is why Uma /club/ "poaches" big earners, in reality they are just tired of carrying the club in their backs want some equality for once. Uma /club/ just rewards them for their hard work, just how it should be>you are from /uma/ club fuck offNo, I'm a tired anon from one of those two clubs. I won't leave for now because I really do like my clubdacchis who can at least try, but I can totally see why the merge is being pushed up
>>576367697Flash's rude body...
>>576367667Honestly it sounds more like you didn't know what you signed up in which it's completely your fault.
>>576367586I won with late Rudolf because as I said anyone who procs pump and red shift could win. Now try doing the same with anyone that isn't XOguri in the next dirt CM lmaoEven Rickey with 6 greens loses because you need 900 stam for that nigger CM
good morning
>>576367513the bottom earners do matter now since you're missing on 40m x 10 = 400mil income
>>576367620Consider that you can hate the system while also being part of it
>>576367685mambro...
mambo is truly the circus of /uma/
My Rudolf came 2nd in Taurus 1 Group BMy fucked up stat Golshi had the best wr though
>>576367697
>>576366608I like the style of this creek so much why is the comics bullying her
good thing I put my club as "A" in my carat planner>>576367758hey
>>576367723erm I'm pretty sure he doesnt love his bwos he called them faggots
>>576367820What will a possible post-mambo /uma/ look like?
>>576367620Is this your defense of the dogshit system you Still Loves Cocks faggot?
>>576367756> Even Rickey with 6 greens loses because you need 900 stam for that nigger CMLmao. Maybe git gud before complaining so much.
>>576367928good one ivan
>>576367928it's funny because still is the same flavour of cancer as the hog
>>576367858I enjoy seeing angst. Many others too!
>>576367656oh, so divine might does work? I'd expect all the debuffers to already having been passed in late race because they're debuffers
Golshi 30% winrate and hoguri 100% winrate are the same actually because I'm very smart
Still is at least sexy unlike Oguri
everybody who played JP aside from that stupid singapoorean faggot adviced on saving for The Hog because they knew it will be like this btw
>>576367293>>576367509>>576367728You're not even in mambro
>>576367943>900 stam no stam cards??>>576368003Cursed
>Luck into XOg in ~50 pulls but wasn't keen on going to pity for meta because i didn't appreciate just how overwhelmingly meta she was>Use her 3 CMs where it made the most sense to abuse her>Despite indeed having super mega strong winrates she has never won me the plat itself and was responsible for like my second worst final performance in 16 CMsthere's some karmic force at work here
>>576368041Power/speed doesn't really kick in until the start of late race, and at that point you want to be 6th to hit Pump+MPBAssuming your opponents aren't all running real paces and fronts that gives you 2-3 debuffers to overtake which you will do very quickly
>>576368037>angstWhenever I see this word, It feels like I'm losing a little bit of my testosterone total.
Oguri is sexy too
>>576367943Why don't you show your own Rickey?
>>576368071Ogurim is sexycute
>>576367359sounds good
>casually pockets her burger in bottomless Uma dimensional pocketWhat the fuck is WRONG with these girls!
>>576368191Sure bro
>>576367667Mambo was supposed to be a chill casual club where you can hang out with your mambros, not the sweatshop you guys want to turn it into, chasing those 450 carats a month.Just go join any of the other clubs if you value those so much.
>>576368130I have used festival ogurin 5 CMs counting this one, not a single plat yet except for the first one, where she wasn't the one getting the plat for me because she missed her healsthis is my first time going double debuffer though, maybe this time will be the one
>>576368257matingsexwithlighthellomatingsexwithlighthellomatingsexwithlighthellomatingsexwithlighthellomatingsexwithlighthellomatingsexwithlighthellomatingsexwithlighthellomatingsexwithlighthellomatingsexwithlighthellomatingsexwithlighthellomatingsexwithlighthellomatingsexwithlighthellomatingsexwithlighthellomatingsexwithlighthellomatingsexwithlighthellomatingsexwithlighthellomatingsexwithlighthello
"pvp has dogshit balance""oh yeah? well foresight"
>>576368160Bro?! You don't want to see the angst of a OC donut steel trainee who's lost her trainer?!!!
>>576368262That's still not yours
if you care about PVP in a gacha game you already lost
sag hex
>>576368351
>>576367516Beautiful
you guys are fucking wimpy losers
>>576368319The pressure to corrupt as a XOg haver is strongI forgot that i myself haven't gone full debuffer, i only ever gave double Tethers on her teammates in two CMs because i already had Wedding Kawakami but nothing else beyond thatFeels fucking bad not at least giving the debuff monkeys a chance, i couldn't do that to Natie again
>>576368421
>>576368257wh-where did she put that
>>576368483stop posting this image
>>576368376え?それは僕のお前の頭が悪い
CM race7312072073120720
>>576368483No I'm not, I'm a virgin. Don't tell my trainee though
>>576368220okay what's your discord :)
>>576368095why would i do thatshe is not sweepy
>>576368524How could anyone call this little thing evil?
They should have given Still in Love a pair of big boobs
>but the hog complaints!!!!do you complain about people saying 1+1=2 too
>>576368716there's another Love uma who has big tits, leave her alone.
>>576368650She has an evil laugh and everything.
>>576368734what's 9 + 10
>>576368581I jinxed it...
>>576368781Its charming and lovely
>>57636880467
>>576368804there's no numbers after 10
>>576368804twenty _67
>>576368804my age when i had sex for the first time
>>576368807did xogger win
>>576368579>chink screenshot>Japanese If you really knew Japanese you would know everyone considers XOguri the most cancer uma ever made.
>>576368596nonny_chan
Idk how people make good umas in the scenario, this is the best xog i made in a week
only the first ms victoria countsif you say otherwise you are just a salty xogger that wasn't able to use his trump card for (one) CM
>>576368262if you can't tell chinese, japanese, and korean apart even if you don't know any of the 3 you're ngmistop larping bwo
Having a front runner with A medium with much higher wit than my second front runner with S medium has definitely backfired on meAs well as only having 950 wit on my Oguri as she just can’t move up against the other OguriOh well. Might as well tank the loss
>>576368807Problem is for fronts in this race on top of ~1600 speed and Mid S you need like 4 speed greens. Ricky comes with 2 already.
>>576368914This
fat fuck
>>576368914Who's your first ms Victoria?mine's Maya
>>576368847yes, and no I'm not posting results because I accidentally exited>>576368962guess what my falco has... still xog and digitan caught up. Fronts stay the most honest style
>>576368767Who?
>>576368914Based
>>576368998Honest mistake, not evil
>>576368914But I won my first Ms Victoria with Oguri too
>>576368946Why would I? When I already discussed all these things for front running during CM6 it was all name calling and idiocy despite posting my results and my eventual 90% win rate. And then it later got memoryholed into "nah of course fronts were good for that CM we all knew it".Arguing honestly here is an absolute waste of time. I'll post my Ricky and its winrate after the CM and that will be it. And then it's going to be the usual "of course Ricky can compete with the Xog" and "well of course if all your cards are MLB you can make a competitive uma". It's always the same shit the retards here.
>>576369184retard
>>576369037sweeeepyyy
>>576369184bro can't even tell what he's being called out for
>>576368262>JPRicky.pngThat's not Japanese.
Traina! It's been 50 minutes!
Rickey Brickey
>you should picked hogI started playing after 1st anniversary and i coulndt buy her bwos...
>>576369293I actively decided to pick another uma with my first anni voucher.
>>576369217Have fun losing retard.
>>576369281Fool, you're supposed to ask them where their 5 manual MANT runs are
>>576369334retard----------------------------------
>>576369331i will pick Bryan on second one though too!
which uma would HE train
Fuji Kiseki
>>576369184holy melty
>>576369351Where is this from
bros the autotimer that danchou gave us is really annoying and loud
uh oh melty uh oh melty
>>576369380If you just want a Brian then you'll be able to start farming her with daily legend races once the second anni starts.I assume you mean Blaze Brian though, which I guess is fair enough but in the exact same spirit of getting the hog because she's meta. Loser energy
why is fm so dogshit?
>>576369281I don't even know what I'm farming for anymore, I keep getting these 9*blues parents with 150+ affinity that I don't know if I even need>>576369462put "timer" on google gwo
>>576369529>I assume you mean Blaze Brian thougYeah, but we will see
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
>>576369560stop borrowing her lol
>>57636956035 priority
>>576369461Twitter posthttps://x.com/kazue1000/status/1932093305040593244
>>57636956035 priority+15 friendship
>>576369371As fun as this incredible exchange is, I'm off to do other things retard, have fun as a failure both in the game and in life.
>>576369646enjoy work
What happened to being nice to each other.
>>576369579
fuck you
>>576369687Just ignore the guy replying to himself with two devices
>>576369560she has the gold descent skill, speed star, her unique is a good speed skill too, and also has an easy career with guaranteed head-onshe's a solid pick for the next mile cm
>>576369687Truly we should enact random acts of kinda nice
>>576369646sure you are lmao
I wanna do speakable things with Sweep Tosho. I wanna learn magic with her. I wanna ride brooms in the moonlight sky. I wanna brew all sorts of potions and test them out. I wanna get my own wizard robes so I look like her. I want to be taught by her grandmother in the ways of magic. I wanna be her partner in crime, slaying all the evildoers with our combined magical power. And after that's done, I want to go to an ice cream store and get cones that shoot all the way up to the sky and eat them all.
>>576369734She's also really pretty!
>incel hours
imagine being determined to show your "superiority" on an anonymous site lmao, get help dude
>>576369718Really?
>his first ms victoria is going to be christmas oguri
Irish umas.
>>576369734im runnning her solo wit and she sucks compared to sirius symboli cause they would actually give me rainbows. fm is mia even with prio boost
>>576369779I want to fuck herput her in all fours and plap her ass until I paint her colon with my seed
>>576369734I have FM in my roster and i keep forgetting because i never got around to doing her career for the first timeby this point i think ive had her for six months
be nicer bwos, instead of baiting and screaming like this, we should smilemax and friendmax
>>576369779Magic is fake and gay
>>576369847sent
>>576369779
>>576369847
>>576369858but the first ms victoria already happened
>>576369893
1st concert just ended and now I'm facing this choice.Already bought 5 songs, got 2 +5 friendship and rest were +spec +event chain garbage.Do I pick early Skill Pt gain or go for 3rd +5 friendship song?This is my first actual ace GL run week after of doing my one and only test run, so I need advice. I did slight reading on scenario, so I got some vague idea.
>>576369779Kitasan stop hornyposting and get to the stable for breeding session with noname umas!!!
I'm doing like 15 autos a day with rerolls on borrows and I still can't fookin get a decent parent
>>576369896It's not
>>576370035Skill Point Gain right away. You don't even need to think about that. Goodluck anon you're on a highroll if this is your first song.
>>576370052Spewife
>>576370035I always get SP bonus ASAP
>>576370035SP gain is the most important song, you always buy it asap. Just hope you get the friendship TE offered in the next cycles
>>576370035sp now since it kicks in immediately, you can find the friendshop song on one of the other songs you'll buy before next concert
>>576369896Then explain Marvelous Sunday's pocket dimension.
>>576370169Marvelous isn't a mage
>>576370219She's an umamusumage
>>576370241kaichou...
>>576370052This is SO immoral...
>>576370241I wanna smooch you prez
>>576370204The worst character ever created.
I'm doing manual parent runs until I get my 3* stam medium >:( even running tachy so I have a 1/3 chance after hitting stam
>>576370241
>>576369870You can go after Duramente
>>576370357No, THIS is immoral.
>>576357263Good OP
Need spe wife...
>>576370241umage is already good enoughyou don't have to go THIS far
Danchou kicked the flatliners out and the bottom earners woke up immediately. lmao
i told my friend special week is my waifu and he said i'm special. what did he mean by that?
>>576370052This fat chud should really not be this cute.
>>576370567Now's the time to groom her
Tomorrow
>>576370052kissing my student future wife
I... NEED... MORE... DANCHOU NEEDS ME...
>>576370052
>>576369980There's no Urara Rabi so this will have to do
>>576370680Who grooms who in Tracen?
>>576370804this does not fit at all, i'm telling my /e7g/ bros
>>576369870me next pretty please
>>576370884alright buddy who the hell would you use then, huh?
>>576370638He’s coming onto you and you should offer to suck his dick
>>576366726Witgod...
what if i raped spe huh
I would trade all of you for a single bottle of TP 30.
her animations are so cute
>>576370801fake and gay, sirius symboli doesn't wear panties
>>576370980but thats a png
>>576370980She needs to put those stinky pits down I can't fucking breathe
>>576371021god i wish light hello would rape me while she's drunk
>>576370938spe would be a great wife
wtf keiba ojisan knows trickshttps://x.com/udon_hanamaru_/status/2084480496566976752
>>576371032JOCKEY'S GOT ME
>Umamusume Wiki>Copano Rickey>Secret>"She is often young children's first crush."Huh?
>>576371237notice how it's gender neutral too
>spewife propaganda
>>576370623my dancho would never...
>>576371102only when she's drunk?
brickey
copa
I really sacrificed +72 stam +12 power just for green skill sparks...
>>576371454
>>576371237She has a morning show about Feng Shui (this is to mimic how the owner of Rickey has one irl), that show is popular with kids, so they develop a childhood crush on her
>>576371347i need her to rape me whenever she needs.It may be even on stage, in backstage or even in front of my trainee, especially if she is Mayano Top Gun.
So what spark qol are we still getting later on? All I know are:-pink or blue selector-"paid" qol with more spark rerolls, might take away the tp cost of first reroll? Not sure on that
I have Umama fatigue
This independent training option is a godsend. I can play Uma again without feeling like slaving away at it since MaNT made me quit. It’s good to be back bros
>>576369172Base Oguri is regular sovl so it's okay
When are we getting our first spark upgrade event?
https://x.com/kusakari27/status/2084335232808018243
Which racing spirit skills are good? I heard stamina is on a tier of its own and guts is the worst because inconsistent.
>>576371598poor thing...
Saw an uma on the street corner who looked suspiciously like my trainee...
Uma rape
>>576371590that's pretty much ityou can pay a 100 carats to choose a blue/pink sparks of your choice before finishing a careerlater on there will be more spark rerolls but at the cost of carats as wellboth have paid passes that make them "free" to use
>>576371631omg yes Nishino Taiki Oguri was SO soulful for CM16
>>576371602Same I burned out in MANT. Manual runs for aces is good, parent runs are much more rigid and boring.
you know about how disgusting teiobros are, but can you even fathom how frenchteio fans must be?
>"collaborative graded races">it's actually like 3 graded races
>>576371830retard
>>576371798Good system. wgmi
>>576371807they are not french, are they?
auto lets me play other games now!
>>576371830what does that skill even fucking do
>>576371793Nishino and Taiki were as soulless as XoG, true
>>576371889Like what?
>>576371908>has a boots icon>WHAT DOES IT DOOOO????????
>>576358829Morning cuddles with my future wife Dia
>nyooooooo you can't play meta>le sovvvvvlI have /vm/a fatigue you have a thread why do you come here
>>576371830>collaborative graded racesit just means "dirt races no one gives a fuck about"
>>576371949granblue fantasy
>>576371659mood and stamina, then power for non-fronts, then speed and wit, then guts
>>576371971What if I don't want to marry Dia?
>>576371908speed but only for dirt tracks and only some of them (not written anywhere in the skill btw you have to look it up)
>>576371908makes you collaborative
>>576371949MH!
>>576371986shut up nerd, dabs on you
>>576372067>Saved my hand from a wood chipper >Now I can shove it in an alligator's mouth
>>576371908When you're at the backstretch and you're on a dirt track on Kyoto and the sun is about to set, if you're within 4 lengths of the leader something good may happen!
>>576372118Good MH or nuMH?
>>576372067this but unironically, I keep on replaying the new arcarum zone
>me when danchou asks for more auto runshttps://x.com/i/status/2084196977659772954
>>576364920I read this post and tried skipping rope for the time time in decades and almost died
>>576371894retard
>>576371986>le sovvvvvlI need to verify whether or not i really am the only toreina on all of 4chins that has actually won CM with Doto
>>576371949chilling on single player Rust
>>576372092>He hasn't memorized which races are under URA and which are under NAU
>>576371949factorioseablock 2.0 (2.1)yes I'd rather stand around for 2 hours waiting for copper than play GL
>>576364920I need to start running again but my body is barely alive running only on pure caffeine and just walking to the store drains me due to lack of sleep...
https://x.com/i/status/2084586061192380625
Oh yeah. This is the run
>it took 3 borrows for a decent uf xog in case I can't make niges in timeI still don't have decent groundwork parent 9 years later, meanwhile, training xog is completely braindead
Why does the Trash Hello card feel so dogshit compared to Tazuna and Riko?
>>576372556retard
>>576372575retard
>>576372556>triple rainbow on speed with LH>costs less than 10 energy>third date>get 80 energy freenah bro, LH is the best
peak /uma/ thread
>>576372090I'll marry her instead
>>576368262>JPRicky.pngthats not japanese lol
>>576372631Umama hours
next thread will be better
>>576368262I always knew Rickeytores are evil
>>576372556>falco I'm literally going to have sex with light hello tonight>YABBA DABBA DOO 75 ENERGY MOOD UP!!
>lh on rainbowGaslight Never happens
Beating Dotoposters to death
post the sweepy image, THAT one
>>576372724yada
ummm this one?
>>576372675Omg teio has difficulty breathing someone help her
>>576372724
>>576372785>iwn be able to experience thiswhy live
>gutsImmediate reroll angle
>900 stam + 1 gold for full spurt rate on fronts>*before counting debuffsfuck thisI'm training Hanukahcap
Doto...isn't evil?
>>576372802step back! I know CPR*unzips*
>>576372907Her (and Mambo) are clearly subservient to the true evil
>>576372907the kind of signals Doto gives me when nobody's looking
>>576372906Source?Unironically asking
morning
First rate caboose.
Trainer is the only one aware of Doto's true nature
>>576373051Good morning
>>576372986
>>576373103No downhill moment...600 guts too?
Will (You) seek the Pearl?
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>576372263good job anon, your oshi would be proud of you for trying
>>576372907Doto would accidentally slip two fingers in while doing that
>>576373149That's 600 guts yeah
>>576372906You're better off looking at the highest win rate umas in the rooms than blindly believing whatever the calculator throws at you
>>576373103best i can do without creek is 750 and 1 gold shorry
>>576372556It's kind of a highroll card, because she needs to land on rainbows to proc her unique effect. But the most used setup is 3 spd 2 wit 1 pal, but her unique won't increase the energy gained from wit. Also extra tokens is rng if it procs too. But otherwise what the fuck are you talking about? 70-80 energy (depending on uncap lvl) on date 3? Free speed? Guaranteed energy/front runner savvy on classic year start? Good gold instead of the gamble that is rushing gale?
>>576373176what what?
>>576373198ty
>>576372983She's toying with her trainer..................
I took creek and stamina sparks and i somehow ended up with 764 stam and 795 gutsthis rng is variance is very wide
>>576372090You will be kidnapped, and taken to Epsatono Island, and never escape there.
>>576373070i wish i was digital
>>576373251finger finger
dozo
Guts is speed
How many runs a day do i need to cap the carat limit on normal rewards?
>>576373476Like 15-20
nishino flower will always be sovl
Why does my game fucking lag every time a choice pops up?
>>576373606its connecting to the servers to make sure you're not cheating ;)
>>576370804Made it narrower to match the OG. No clue what font to use though
>>576372193nu
I have Doto fatigue
>>576373606it's loading the database to display what each choice doesif you disable it it'll be faster
>>576373606bots ddosing the server
>>576373251https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKE3dIrRIbg
>Signed versionsOh no.
>>576368563To the same place Tosen Jordan did.
Long distance relationship couples at night:
what dick for indie mode debuffer?
>>576368118Wit's secondary token is Pa, so with 18 stam sparks, you can buy enough stamina from lessons, but that's a highroll.
>>576373893Just do a unity run
>don't get any orange friendships by make debut>glue run>director less than one bar after first concert >glue run>don't win a secret event race>glue run>3x Light Hello trainings without free tokens>glue runShrimple as
>>576374150>director less than one bar after first concert>don't win a secret event race (racing lol)>3x Light Hello trainings without free tokensholy retard
>>576373872Shina isn't lewd
>>576373806b-but where did SHE put that
th-thanks
>>576374672my clubbie if he real
>>576374672I want to fuck my daughterwife?
I like jordan's swimsiutvuer petrtyty
>>576374501That thigh is twice as big as her hips bro
there should be an option to turn auto mode on mid-run
my pov
>>576374916It's not a swimsuit it's just a summer outing dress
>>576375005We get it next scenario
>>576375017oh really I never really looked just saw the portraitgood enajwnay
>>576374935Powerful imagery
Korean trainer here, is it true that falko makes that hand gesture-slur?
>>576375158if you were truly korean you would already know
>>576375158Italians make that gesture everyday... get over it
Why are youtubers saying Feet Dic is S tier in GL?
>>576375298Cum Bucket
>>576375298sex
>>576375158
what fucking gesture
when has falco ever done that
Curren Chan would never make that gesture #Inclusive #LoverOfAllThingsCute #TheMoreTheMerrier
>>576375530Bright would do this
>>576375530I would do that
Are SR cards THAT useless? WitGods help.
>>576375298>>576375413does she lactate in her career story and make a mess of her race outfit at some point that’d be really crazy commitment to realism by cygames haha
>>576375649mostlydaiwa is the only usable one imomaybe tachyon too
>>576375649sweepy is still honorary SSR
Ever since auto got implemented I've spent my day watching movies while waiting for my careers to finish. This is the next movie on the list. Any recs for a good scifi movie?
So Bright and Sky this year. Who do you want to see in swimsuits next year?
>>576375530Marked by the Mejiro family
>>576375649If you have enough good SSRs why would you use SRs?
How do I tell my favourite trainee I’ve fallen out of love with her because she has 0% SPD growth?
>>576375831Skill Gambling.I don't have SSRs with good skills for the next CM.
>>576375649Sweep, El and Seiun Sky are the only usable ones
I smell so bad, convince me to shower
>>576373160Of course!
I've been looping Dober runs everyday since auto implemented and I still haven't gotten her 3* stamina yet...
>>576375665When I think about Bouquet's sweat, milk and pee going to waste I get really sad for some reason almost as if I spilled a cup of ambrosia
>>576376052heyyyyyyyy
i fuarking hate this whale scen actually
>>576375981Do you have enough stats?
is it worth it to go for Speed Gain over Friendship Effectiveness/Specialty Prio if it's one of the first few songs of the run? I feel like since I'm gonna be hammering wit training a lot anyway to build friendship it has more value longterm
>>576375794It wasn't really sci-fi in the traditional sense but you should watch Life of Chuck
>>576376095NO GET AWAY
>>576376181so no tongue bath?
>>576376163prio is your best investment early on because more prio= more rainbows = more points = more songs
is this okay?
>>576376281that's for me to do
>>576376282>prio is your best investment early onsorry but I'm not being psyopped again, I've experienced what it amounts to
>>576375649Currently in Grand Live where Friendship Bonuses are king:>SpeedShiko Windy, El, Curren (At least have Kita or Tach as the 2nd Speed card)>StaminaRob Roy, Mayano (But really, Creek is mandatory as a Stamina card)>PowerHishiAma, Inari One, Bourbon (Still, it's best to use power sparks and/or speed cards that have power bonus)>GutsPearl is the only SR Guts card with high friendship bonus and with a whopping 40 in Initial Friendship Gauge>WitDaiwa is the best for having another whopping 40 in Initial Friendship Gauge and she's the easiest wit card to enter friendship training. Seiun and Sweepy are good but I don't see the need to pull them now unless you are lacking in SR wit cards
>>576376386broooo it's FIVE (5) whole special priority! that's like... 0.1% more likely for your card to land on their training!
>>576376315>tfw bald
how do you hit all seeing eyes?
>>576376467I will take it if the option's given, but my ass is NOT building around it anymorefriendship training takes priority
>>576376578me when nonnies get on
"prio doesn't matter" niggas when playing GL>ugh why do I have to glue all the time???
Still in Heat
>>576376315Why does this feels like their trainers cosplayed as their trainee
>>576375817my danchou
>>576376626hello retard
oguri cuck
OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THTA 0.7 FUCKING PERCENT I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RN (TN: right now) I CANT'T EVENTHANK YOU LIGHT HELLO YUOU ARE SO KIND PLEASE RAPE ME
>>576376284You really, REALLY want Dirt C if you want to play an extra gold with Murmur.
>>576376578i run like this fwiw
>>576376904>>576376904>>576376904here have a cafe bwead before I leave
>>576376721I accept your concession.
>>576362398Uma is my idle game at this point. I am always in a situation of waiting for somebody. So I pull out the uma's. >i wanna. watch andor and then factor for a bit if thats ok>I think we should factor before because andor might make you sleepy>i can see you drowning in horse pussy right now i was being considerate>Im just killing time until your ready.The auto mode has been a genuine life savior because I can just open and refresh independent runs
>>576376743Oguri probably will never realize the implications even if you tell her she prob wouldn't mind
is duramente a latina
>>576377718I want to have sex with latinas and I want to have sed with Duramente so I say yes.Gold City is also a latina.
