Previous: >>576376904>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes TachyonCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: Wings of Steam and Steel, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Wet/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>576402921dozo
>>576402921brown wife
>>576403010Whose cum is in the bottle?
>>576402921Symboli Kris Sex
sloppa
These are both stupid OP images but this one is pleasant to look at so I support this thread
Tanned sexo
>>576402921God I wish Halcon drew more umas
i wanna win with you>curvature?
>>576402957Thank you, old chap!
>>576403456What makes you think that?
>>576403437I'm falling for the flat hag bros...
pushing 30 btw
>>576403437Same
>>576403010I imagine Kris spelling "dozo" in a very monotone American accent>"dow-zow."
NIGGA
Bros joing room match2677729426777294
>>576402524
>>576403652I can't find this majsoul room
which Umas look better in 3D?
>>576403535i should have gotten curv and not take solid steps and gw lmfao
>>576403717this pic is so hot
>>576403715None fuck off with you gay shit
>>576403712Gazing on Dia's bombshell middle schooler body...
Ded thread no one joining in lobby 26777294
>>576403741did you buy solid steps without realizing you aren't proccing it
https://jiggie.fun/0knSOFhttps://jiggie.fun/0knSOFhttps://jiggie.fun/0knSOFhttps://jiggie.fun/0knSOFhttps://jiggie.fun/0knSOF
>westoid schizo thread>sloptard in this threadnow we're only missing NTR/antiJP autism and everyone is here
I saw p*ce chasers perform nigekiri.
>>576403715never post this again
We're all rolling for Yeppers.
>>576403859I'M STILL STUCK GRANDPARENT GRINDING FUCK YOUUUH HOGNIGGERS
>>576403965As a pace CHAD I might and if I get her in a single 10pull I might be tempted to use her on next CM
>>576403808>>576403929No ;)
how many skill points are yall ending up with in ace runs?
>>576403859I'll join but I'm not donethis better not be full.
>>576403658
>>576404123It's full
>>576404076on my face
How is your club doing in the legal clanker era?
>>576404191erm did you mean to reply to someone else?
>>576404194broke into A+
>>576403859>>576404123>>576404174FUCK YOU MCCAFE BITCH DIE WHORE
>>576404171
>>576404257SEX
>>576404257holy shit cute af
Cucking my trainee with a faster, smarter uma after she fails another race and embarrasses me.
>1550 speed>900 stam >still loseDamn...>>576404317I will create another one
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>576404194Its mambover. The only question is how far the fall will be.
too witless for CM18?
>>576404407okay tha- WAIT YOU DOXXED MY CLUBBIE
why is oguri a cuck
>>576403715>>576404070Get that shit out of here.
Lets do one more room bwos6490927664909276
Umama bounces like this
>>576404537too stamless
>>576404556Women can't be cucks, dummy. Umas, being women, cannot be cucked by default.
>>576404601imagine how many kids die every year because umas can't control their own strength
>>576404585Evil Pearl...
>>576404706so trve falcobro
>>576404706yes they can, it's called cuckquean and Falco is one
>>576404786
>>576404773The world is her oyster...
>>576403712puta
That's it i got it dominator is shit I need to murmur your asses when i be ready
>>576404634That's how umama bounces on hayashis cock, obssesed bitch.
>>576405009I want to be inside her oyster iykwim
>>576404773
Is this the worst CM to date?
what are some completely useless skills that i should avoid getting
>>576404634When Sweepy does this, it's adorable. Kitasan not so much...
Does Belno actually end up with Kitahara why are there so many memes about her cucking Oguri
Do you guys think umas would be into earplay
>>576405180That's what you always say once CM rolls around
>>576404550>checks my nick in the archiveI'm used to it bwo, that doesn't seem intentional at all anyways
Tachyon LOVEPokkute
>>576405228thats because kitahara is oguri's dad
>>576405228>he doesn't know
>>576405180I didn't win once during first CM because I didn't understand the game that well at the time, should've gone the baby league for that. Now I'm afraid I might repeat that performance...
>>576403825Gaze on Me practice everyday for no particular reason>>576405010for torena only
>>576405415NTR will always be a mystery, some people are so bizarre
>>576405409
>>576405287past 4 have been fine. though sprint was definitely helped by nunity
>>576405340Jungle Baguette my beloved
>>576405079Thanks for hosting bwoYeah I think STA debuffs gives a better result for these rooms
>mambocalypse (real) is actually happening this time
>>576405674
>High roll scenario mechanics and stats>No medium s>Creek doesnt even finish her chainRight... this was what ace making is like
>>576406053strange looking xogger
>>576401847What is a Spark Lock?
>>576406075cute dyke
>>576405409Can't blame him. Oguri's mum is hot.
>>576406053>Oguri (mid)Sovl
>>576406272
>>576405585So that's why you always see him... With a Cap
does this skill work for the upcoming cm? please no oguri gaslight.png
>>576405603That's part of the job, bwo.
Good night friends :)
>>576406381what is your best guess?
>>576406381probably
>>576406194I assume you lock one spark when you reroll
>>576406520Good night bro!
>>576406428
>>576406381yes
>>576405340>reddit tachyon
>>576406381Yes
>>576405663I thought I had a gif of pokke crashing out and doing a roundhouse but I guess I didn't save it
>>576406520Gn
>>576406520Nighto!
>>576406654>the following skill will an will not workdont let anything up for the player to figure out
WHY CAN I NOT FILTER OUT MY MAX LEVEL SUPPORT CARDS ON THE LEVEL UP SCREENWHY DO I HAVE TO FISH THROUGH ALL MY LEVEL 45 SR CARDS TO FIND THE LEVEL 45 SSR THAT I WANT TO SPEND SP ON TO LEVEL UPFGO IS AN 11-YEAR OLD GAME AND IT HAS THIS FEATURE
Cafe or Taiki
>>576406053Where's her christmas spirit?
>>576403907No still needfat/pregnant spammermuscles spammermayaschizothe one anon who keeps failing to bait anyone with yurihorsemeatand still a several more, far from full
Man, what a first season
>when I have a club there's multiple clubs recruiting>Now that I am all alone no one is recruitingPain
>>576406271could oguri beat goku (mid)https://youtu.be/e64t2qxzTjw
>>576406820I want to see the tanuki pikmin animated
>forget to spend down tokens before buying skills>end up getting additional SP that would've affected my skill choicesHOW DO I STOP DOING THIS
>>576405092SO RAPED LMAO
>>576406671
>>576406992there is more than one pregnant spammer because I am one and sometimes I am surprised to see it myself. also I don't post fat, fuck you. gross.
>>576407193
>>576406738Uma shotgun weddings are so romantic.
>>576407039Oguri (End) would
>>576407318BASED
>>576406653
the expert titles really are meaningless now
This fucking close to calling it quits on this CM, I need to use my borrows for the correct parent but grand live is so shit with its rng I go through all five without hitting sparks. I'm about to lose it bros
>>576407318sent that freak FLYING
Everyone in the room just died and my debuffer natie won kek
FRISA AL POMODORO
>>576406272>>576406334>>576406428>>576406653>>576407495CF IS CUTE! CUTE!
>>576407495
>>576407776me and him
>>576407751Sorry but the fate of every childhood friend character is to have her love interest stolen by a new woman entering "her" man's life.
>>576407707So this is why End Oguris win
>cf gets posted>the yuri troon show's upevery single time lmao
Tracen is a matchmaking venue for young Umamusume.We should burn it down.
She's so beautiful bros...
>>576408014t. ningen woman
Do they give more borrows at some point?
>>576406992The funny part, just so (You) can seethe more at cartoons is that... I'm not the only anon posting fat umas. Get slow metabolism'd, bucko
>>576408296sex with fat umas
>>576407842
>>576408048That's quite strange.
This place is only active when there's some shitty club drama now
>miss director green bar by one training, but it's because of the 25 skill points I got instead that I was able to fit in Tail Held HighFunny how that worked out. No Head-On and nowhere near capped speed, but whatever, I'm glad I even got both NN and Uma Stan on a run with S. Now I can focus on some actual sovl with swimsuit Macky
>>576405874Not even danchou ditching the club and 8 members leaving after that caused the autiscaplypse, but legal sweepy didFunny how it works
GL is just another shade of dog shit like MANT. What were they thinking?
>>576408369what club drama
>>576407776me on the right
why is buena going for the CF and little sister gimmick at the same time? thats not very fair
>>576406521in my defense someone said they worked for ALL G1s but then gametora said it's for NAR type of races, which i suppose the JDC is one but better safe than sorry>>576406534you will pay>>576406654>>576406696thanks!
>those requirements for A+ clubsIts actually over huh?
>>576408346Sorry, but that's just how it goes....There's no way Bue is part of the winning 1% in every universe.
>>576408048
>>576408442>thats not very fairthe game of love has never been fair, and she is already playing an EXTREMELY handicapped hand by being "the cf"fuck fairness into its dirty ass
>>576408014t. Falco
>>576408509Damn, sucks for her
>>576408589I want to fuck Buena's dirty ass...
>>576408509
>>576408491>3.5m dailySurely our A+ gamers can do that
Mambo is dying
>>576408548the baby...
>>576408693No.
>>576408709Need Kita gf so bad bros why live
>>576408369I told you guys this is what would happen with dropping auto training 2 years earlyI made an oguri and a sprinter like a month ago, and now I have no reason to ever look at uma for rhe next like 2 months. I make even more fans now than when I actually tried, so why would I care? My danchou likes me MORE now, lmaoI just focus on Hololive dreams now and try to get good at rythm games (im shit)
>>576408442shut up curren
>>576408610Falco would not say that
>1st oguri run>fast learner>3 medium sparksYeah... that's Oguri alright...
>>576408820Yeah, but picrel?
>People will look at.a 4ft tall washboard and think she's beautifulWhat's wrong with modern men?
>>576408693No can do
>>576408693Honestly? That's opening uma 4 times a day so no, I dont think a lot of folks do thatThis isnt ffxiv
>>576408820They should make a horse vtuber to play uma competitively this thread's reaction with the imminent /vt/ invasion would be glorious
cm17 status?
>>576409104me on the right
>>576408949>Been trying for almost 5 days to get a G dirt Uma ready, only need dirt to trigger twice haven't managed>This motherfucker is getting triple procsEXPLODE
>>576409070yeah man I'm a heart surgeon
3* stamina sparks are a lie. close to 50 auto Dober runs with 900+ stamina and still nothing but 3* speed and power sparksrelease the umapass already so I can reroll sparks up to 3 times for like 4 dollars a month
>>576409092not good
>>576409092Still making parentsIf I can't by the time it opens I'll just go with whatever I can make
>I have a personal schizowhat joy! wonder what time he wakes up at.
>>576409092Coping, will probably just go to open league because RNG in grand live is garbage
>>576408820I'd love to play a hololive online game but sadly I'm not into rhythm games.
>>576409223registration is in 4 days bro...
>>576409092Fucked, I might just auto a evil neicha and call it a day for my 3. slot.
Hello Motherfuckers.
>he can't open uma 4 times a day
Kissies?
>>576409390I prefer the hag uma, she is fine too tho
how much extra stam is guts worth? I've heard about it a few times but I keep forgetting what the amount is
speaking of schizos, who even is this supposed "mayaschizo"
>>576408048Goofy ass librarian glasses and corny gentle "sophisticated" 2smart4u characterization.
>>576408820I haven't played the game because it was all fucked up on Steam (did they fix that already?) but I've been masturbating to Noel's fat chibi model nonstop
>>576409521some pedophile
>suddenly posting shotacon streamers in my threadgtfo>>>/vt/
>>576409390I can't wait for the Onsen scenario.
>>576409590No one posted Creek's VA tho?
>>576409521I think it's that Mayaposter who posted an OP with the 99 gen including Topro to "test" us. They said they were disappointed by us because a single schizo made it impossible to post Topro
>>576407751
>>576409784Tachyon would probably have a giant clit from a previous experiment
I notice our burger hours are usually more laid back and somewhat defeatist while 5 hours ago are PEAK club/quota schizopostingSo americans remain peak as usual, and our clubschizos are either European or SEAs who stay up late
>>576409590>he knows she's a shotacon
>be beta nervous trainer>get Gentildonna as a trainee>she turns you into a stronger, sharper person and torena>eventually abandon her and look to pair with the best racer you can find now that you're strong and capablewhat happens next
>>576409842he has other retarded posts too
>>576409918fuck off slop tard
>>576409216does it still cost energy to reroll with the pass?
>>576409521>>576409942This was mostly likely Mayaschizo lol
>>576409935gentil fucking rapes you into submission
>>576409935>eventually abandon herI don't think you'd still be alive after doing that
CM18 status?
>>576409449any knowers in the general?
Fuji Kiseki
>>576409935You wake up to see Sirius putting a leash on you
>hur dur MY region has better hours and yours are trashright right now post some prove of it being "your regions hours"
>>576408751"sorry to startle you baby but mommy needs to feel good"
>>576409323Yeah it sucks
>>576410062first one is 30 energy, second and third are 30 carrats each, with the pass all 3 are free.
I'm not sure how to start to make good parents taking blues, pinks AND whites into account.Should I make one parent counting just blue/pinks as the baseline and make a new parent to actually hit skills whenever I need one for a CM?
>Over 40 Ny.Opera and not a single 3* Stam spark, plenty of Spd or Pwr though.>Decide to just train a Ryan with 3* Stam/Pwr parent because a mix isnt so bad.>Get 3* stam first try.Well guess I go back to trying to get a 9* Stam Opera.Kinda wish I had more Uma who make good parents.
>>576409935Death. Donna would kill you for this. Not even by snu-snu or some shit, I'm pretty sure she'd just murder you.
>>576409390Hello
Does anyone have a link to the race where gold ship decided to not run at first, only to win at the end?
>>576410240>>576410218>>576409449https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/There's probably some rule of thumb but I'm unaware. You should plug those values into the calc anyway, I believe it has diminishing returns.
oguri feet
uma for this feel?
>>576410075so this explains why only the morbidly obese NTR poster brings him up
>>576409449>>576410218It's kinda fucked because guts has a massive diminishing return. I think it's somewhere in the realm of 400 guts = 200 stamina.I don't understand why Guts is even in the game, it's such a useless fucking stat
>>576410267t. seaTURD
>>576409092Got my "probably enough to get 3 wins in a ticket in round 2" hog here >>576408392 with a cheerleader Brickey I might refine, but I want to do some funny tests with swimsuit Macky.
>>576410479in Bamboo's mouth
>>576410397she'd flick your forehead and blow your skull apart leaving nothing above the jaw but your exposed tongue
>>576410218>>576409449Calc says 2 guts equal 1 stamBut i'm not sure if it's true
morbidly obese? where??
>>576410267My region shares hours with SEA
>>576410463>>576410536>>576410574damn I didnt know it was that complicatedthank you though, I'm just gonna assume I have like 250ish extra stam when I'm running the Satono card
>>576410627Any indian brows?
She will lose the weight after a few more clicks dunwurrybouit
>>576409815Here, just for you.
>>576410573still kind of a hot way to go
>>576410728I consider Indians honorary SEAniggers, or the other way around, idc
why did she do it?
>>576410397Well, you have to get a new trainee at some point. They only run for three years
>>576410564
HOEH
>>576410856>They only run for three years>He doesn't know
>>576410856Objectively not trueThey only run in the Twinkle Series for three years
Guts should raise your Uma's resistance to debuffs and enhance ults. Wit has had it too good for too long.
>>576410856All contracts for the career trainer are life long.
>>576410773>this is a japanese 39yo ladyI'd fold in a second
>>576410723U can use umalator, it has calc bwo
wahey
>>576411205At least wait until she whispers "ara ara" in your ear and presses her hand firm against your chest before folding.
>>576411206sorry bro but I'm not smart enough for allat
>>576411098I work for Tracen as a trainer. What they do after isn't my job.
What if Guts was a counter stat to Wit where your Uma got a boost depending on which skills DIDN'T activate or if she got rushed at any point?
any recommendations on where should I use the voucher?
>>576410856Look man, you can break anything off you want. All I know is I'm not backstabbing Gentildonna in any way shape or form.
>>576411512Rulership's mom has got it going on
>>576411512oyakodon
>>576411554retard
>>576411591keep it imo and wait for some spooks so you can use the voucher to MLB the spook
>>576410591right here, blondie
>>576411724retard
>>576411591Your best use case is 3lb Pasa power. However, with how hard it is to get stam this scenario you're probably not going to use that card ever. So just save it.
>>576410773Holy fucking sexo.
>>576411591I see nothing. Hold
>>576411745>>576411837>>576411848holding it is, thank you
>>576410765uhh... spe-chan? that belly of yours isn't going away, huh...?
Does Vodka power ever become usable now that they've buffed BoFA? Or is stam generation just way too bad?
>>576411895Cant even see Daiwa now without thinking of cock
>>576410312I'd focus on getting whites that you know you want and cycle those in first, especially if they're hard to get like RS: Stamina and Restraint, find a really good borrow for those. The blue/pink being relevant is a bonus at this stage. After you start getting enough of a shopping list or have stuff you like, then you can start adding cards that should reliably get you SS or above for better spark quality, then you rely on your inspirations to get you stuff you're trying to target. This is also when you hope you roll the relevant blue/pink you want. I've been behind on my RS: Stamina and Restraint farming, so I've got a long path ahead.
>>576411591some people think LB0 maruzensky is a good pick as she's pretty solid already but if i were you i'd keep it until something like the finemo/maru banner or the ramonu banner later, you already have tachyon and at least LB light hello so you should be solid during GL
Nice thread globaltards
>>576412057it's our best power card for actual power output right now, it's just that we dont need power cards.Bofa was buffed though and is a good skill now, yes.
>>576410856why would umas even get mad if you get another trianee? it's not like you're abandoning them
>>576410989The Falco cabal will be exposed one day
>>576411307Her nee-san powerlevel is too high and I am easy
>>576412157I really wanted to try on finemo/maruzensky banner but I won't be able to get a spark in time, so instead I'm planning in using on mr cb/super creek one
>576412158Oh look V is doing his ritualpost to announce he's gonna snipe the next bake and make a NTR or Mirako thread
>Hurr get a new trainee, no they won't like itTeams. You make teams. Trainers make teams of multiple Umas you retards, you fuckers KNOW this
>>576412370Nobody cares you eceleb dicksucking faggot
>>576412212I am tho
>>576412460You do care V
is V like a bogeyman of these threads?
>>576412351that works too, i wish you good luck, some grand live support banners are pretty good and after light hello tachyon i imagine a lot of people will have to rework their pull plans
>>576412176Will there be room for a power card in miles or other mediums? Or is a 3rd speed card still better?
>>576410312>>576412096https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pWBnsoH2h7NDm9Q5ZRZ-s9JuyMN-aAI5wJbIEqACCt4/edit?pli=1&gid=1431317370#gid=1431317370
Tachyon is such a fucking yearner she's so cringe
>>576411809retard
>>576412427But you only sex one
>>576412351same. i just know i'm gonna get raped on creek
>>576412427>>576411557
Hey, Mayaschizo is in the place!
>>576412587Yes. Midwit retards think they can identify an anon, make a shit ton of false-positives, and now we have a retarded eceleb boogeyman by a schizophrenic loser.
Finally, Million fans independent run
the teio webm is living rent free in my head
>>576412642Do you have proof of this yearning?
>>576408820Off topic stuff aside I actually am bothered how people who dont give a shit about uma anymore can absolutely RAKE IN fans, moreso than people actively playingLike you guys actually like this shit turning into an idle game?
>>576412642my guinea dick will correct her
>>576412642don't say the y word like that
>>576412767You were struggling with those? Are you even trying?
>>576412158Nice gallbladder V
>>576412767>only 36 races>only 1milif you fan run isn't at least 1.1 - 1.2 mil it ain't a proper indep fan run
>>576412617depends on your uma's growths. Miles for sure, mediums it depends.
>>576412767You mean you struggled to get 1M fans with Oguri Cap? Well, congratz anyways, your danchou will kiss you later
>>576412758Melty
>>576412802>Like you guys actually like this shit turning into an idle game?having an option to do the daily missions this fast but in exchange the overal run be really weak I'm totally fine with it
>>576412847>>576412921>>576412971I just wanted the achievement that's all
>>576412427Normally, yes but in the career story of each trainee you only train them (iirc there is a single case where it's implied you train two, I think it's in Helios' story and the other trainee is Palmer, but I am probably wrong)
>>576412789
>>576412642>>576412795she yearns for cafe
>>576413036
>unironic vtumor discussiongrim
>>576412795
>>576412975Retard
>>576412802>shit turning into an idle game?Yes. The existence of third party clankers justify the current situation
>>576412795Her new card alone tells the full story. She wants to run but is too stupid to realize it. She yearns to rub freely.And possibly to turn her torena into a househusband >>576412841Like what
>>576413032no the one that makes the penis hard. I'm having trouble concentrating on my runs since I dont know the source
>>576413204Seems based to meThe concert shoulda used chuuba tech too, who here can actually name who tokai teio or kitasans voice actors are?
>>576413205holy shit
>>576413343go back and kill yourself
>>576413343Everyone knows Machico
>>576413343just rope anon
>>576413343get out vtumor faggot
now that the dust has settled, which clubs are actually A+ material?
you sparing a few pulls?
>>576413343>only one guy could do itThank God that one singular anon is here
>>576413576are you actually a newfag? machico is popular, anyone knows she's teio
>>576413503Dash, bricucked, dacchis and autisuma is a 50/50
>>576413343Interesting how you imply /vt/umors aren't obsessed about who's behind the avatars
i didnt any discussion about vtubers until someone posted to complain about it. am i blind?
>>576413560I reckon I can spare a few, long as you mosey on over to the startin' gate.
>>576413582O YA KO DON
>>576412802Game's dead, general's dead, only in it for my club right now and a few uma releasing later
>>576413576>He actually does not know machicoWere you even here for the concerts?
>>576413560I will grant her one tenth of a tenpull.
>>576413662>>576408820>>576409553>>576409321
>>576406194You can lock in either a pink or blue spark and the game only rolls that pick
Why are you guys doomposting now?
>>576413774>over 30 minutes old and halfway up the threadwho the fuck remembers posts that old
objective tier list
>joined a meme club instead of a certified A+ clubfuck me
>auto career accelerated us towards our fate as /umajp/ 2.0hehe nyes
>>576413576you really don't want to challenge the seiyuu autism with me
>>576412587Resident avatarfag demoted to ordinary namefag after jannies raped him. Usually posts NTR/Mirako. Backed by the Uma&Co cartel. In an illicit homosexual relationship with another namefag in the same club. Talks about himself in the third person. In the process of resurrecting Margaret Thatcher. Pulls the strings on Brick-182. Tranny. Rapes small animals for fun. Unemployed. Sleeps standing up. Left-handed. Doesn't love his oshi. Requests dirt sashes to give him an extra second to snipe shoes. He'd be the worst human being on earth if he was from /vt/.
>>576414005There we go he's starting his dogshit spam
>>576413895>RONERYIs this a reference to something?
I blame Doto.
>>576413895>>576413895>donna>CEO of sexshe's probably terrible in bed
>>576414067He definitely is from /vt/Also you forgot he's so fat he needed a surgery
>>576414078seek help
>>576413560Reckon I'll have t' seeing as she's my umawife.
>>576413895>All my favorites in larper Hmmm
>>576414154I bet she would destroy my dick yeah
>>576413949forever young seething rn
>>576414268Go away V
>>576414067>Describing the staygoldtranny but calling it someone else
>>576413895>All my favorites are in normalAm i... a normie?
Reminder that (You) can make this thread a better place and not talk about your headcanon schizos.
>>576414067All true except for the animal rape
>>576414221The death of /vt/ was actually a big annoyance for the other boardsTons of anons absolutely addicted to high-speed shitpostong needed to find new homes
>>576413895How did you know?
>>576414496You have actual /vt/ numberfaggots sitting in these threads now, it's crazy
>>576414467How...all I do is post cringe comics and propaganda
>>576414583Don't check out the hoyo generals, they are completely unusable for a week every month end.
>>576414124i think its lonely with a heavy asian accent
>>576414462
>>576414067>In an illicit homosexual relationship with another namefag in the same clubWhat's wrong about this?
>>576414638I'm on /zzz/ sometimes and it gets extremely obnoxious at you know what hours
Ruby is gonna lock her trainer in her family estate one day
If i can't reliably get SS rank in autocareer with my best cards should i just stick with skill card decks even on grandparents and parents?
>>576413343Anon, I'm also want 3d concerts with the avatars bu the way you say it it's retarded. The Seiyuus all are well known and do more idol stuff besides Umamusume, they're also in Idolm@ster.I wish Umamusume were like Idolm@ster in the concert aspect. They have seiyuu concerts and 3D concerts with the avatars. That way otaku who doesn't like rl whores and seiyuu fags can both be happy about concerts and festivals
>>576414154That would be the highest form of gap moe
>>576414667Is that so?
>>576413036>you'll never make suzuka jealous on purpose so she'll become more savage in bed
>>576414863after the 3 years that trainer will end as a househusband for sure
>>576413895>king halo>larpermost larpers think she's just that small villain from s1
>>576414905what are your best cards
>>576414953this will never be yanko
would: >>576413895wouldn't:
>>576414953No you newfag
>>576415048nyoooooo...
>>576415129tl;dr you're a virgin
any club recruiting?
>>576415025
>>576415206I was raped in elementary school
PLEASE /UMA/, does Bijin prefer cock or pussy?
>>576415379
>>576415446Gold City pussy.
Larper UmasGold ShipOguri CapMamboAgnes Tachyon
>>576415562Ogurin is cute though and tachyon is pretty cool when she's not mischaracterized as a generic dommy mommy
>>576415446I prefer umanko but if it's an Uma I wouldn't mind having to suck a human size horsecock.
>>576415378Drop kitasan and grab Haru Urara card, you will hit SS
>>576414862Which hours? According to /uma/ every single hour is annoying. American hours, European hours, SEA hours, that covers just about everything except something like Zimbabwe hours or something.
>>576415493>>576415649I guess I have to skip if she a rezubian
Getting neck at Costco I call it Kirkland
>>576415446who the fuck starts a conversation like this?
>>576415484
>>576414863Rubytore is my favorite trainer.I can't wait for him to come to global.
>>576415562ogurin is cute fuck you
>>576415985RubyTore, AiTore, LalaToreThere are so many cool trainers at tracen...
>>576415378if you have marvelous sunday power you should use her and i would also borrow fuku insteadlight hello, tachyon, marv sunday, digitan power, shinko windy and fuku borrow is my goto auto deck
>dotofags are raped lil fagsMade my day.
>>576415446She's gay so pussy, sorry
I hate driving I wish I was an Umamusume and I could just run 65kmph
>that cafe hot spring event storyholy shit, they actually went for it. Umapyoi is just being nearly-openly flaunted in some of these stories.
>>576415710Idk about shitty ass hoyoslop but right now (burger hours) are peak uma hoursBurger evening hours (early SEA hours) can sometimes be okay too but more risky
>>576416138dude same
>>576414078holy melty lmao
>>576416214Uh oh V melty
we should jong
>>576416174kill yourself already
I dont think this is enough speedor stamor strength...or wit
>>576416412or guts?
>>576416372why
>>576416367true
>B dirtI completely forgot this shithead needs a dirt spark
Everytime someone posts an Uma I don't like I spam multitple posts in several threads calling him a spammer.
>>576415493>>576415894>>576416107Guys. when is the next non-gay uma releasing? Is Seaking the Pearl gay?
>>576415825im so sorry you had to find out bwo
>>576416618We know V
>>576416575MAKE IT THEN
>>576416474no, enough guts
which uma is the best for farming 3* dirt sparks?
>>576416197these hours are DOGSHIT
>>576416624Nakayama Festa I think
>>576416708Majsoul Friends Room 55813(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=55813
>>576416872thank you I was too lazy
>>576415379You're still a virgin where it counts
>>576416797Inari One probably
>>576416174
>>576416872I'll get something to drink real quick, then I'll ready up
>>576417076Man putting Ryan and Genti in the same frame just makes it all the more clear how beautiful Genti is and how ugly Ryan is redesign when
>>576416624Could be? No clue what she's like and don't care to find out.
>>576416980
Daily Hayashi
>>576417168
>>5764168723/4 JOIN US
>>576417271context?
>>576417271>Talking about eating shitNot much different from normal then, considering where he's from
You WILL become a part of the Satono Clan
>>576417431oh nooooo hahaha what a terrible fate that has befallen me
>>576417482Why is Sirius here?
Is there any Uma whose hot spring get away scene makes it pretty clear that you had sex?
>>576414937>donna's unshaking, calm, confident demeanor disintegrates into stuttering and frozen silence when she actually has to get naked and have sex
>>576417431SEEEEEEGAAAAAAA
>>576417431
>>576417581Fits into Speed Symboli theme: Overseas Expedition
>>576417643
>>576416853Best time, you cant name a better time because you know you'll embarass yourself
>>576416872uno jonger... onegai
>>576417256rickey brickey brickey
>Japan discovers umatok
>>5764168723/4If no one joins in the next 5 minutes I will just add a bot if anons in the room are fine with that
>>576415710I actually think euro hours are pretty good tbdesu
>>576417918>5 minutes or a botso impatient anon
>>576417941It helps that most of the schizos are from SEA and Burgerland
>>576417918I'll go do something else if we won't fill................ I thought we would but jongers are ASLEEP
>>576418095why are amerischizos always like this
>>576417581Legendary fraud
>>576417585Cafe (and her friend) RAPED you
>>576417643THE matikane
>>576417631DEM THIGHS
Bold of you to assume I know how to play some chinkshit game
>>576418268>and her friendHuh? How,
>>576415710All I know is SEA hours are full of absolute retards from the times I've stayed up late. You could say the Earth is round and they will reply with some absurd idiocy.
>>576418337We know V you already had a melty about it
>>576417482
Which hours are burger/sea/euro/etc hours? Can someone make a schedule in UTC?
we're not filling..... I will back to do autos and do something elsemight try LATER
Are our counterbakers ready
Guess it wasnt meant to be... but there'll always be another lobby
>bit annoyed by my GGP runs not working out very well>Start working on better TT UmasIt's sad how handcrafted, time invested umas I had at launch are just so stat mogged by poorly done clanker runs.Going from A1 to A4 juat today is cool though.>>576416624Pearl is Toraina-sexual.So she's only gay if you're a female.
>>576418536You should already know which anons are posting at which time
>>576418691Why would I track such information voluntarily?
>>576418639Does pearl even show any interest in her trainer?
>>576418268How do you get raped by a ghost?
I HATE DIRTFUCK DIRT
>>576417585
When Yeppers?
>>576417581the Legend of getting raped
>>576418570you're not the real chiyoposter
>>576418995I wish that were me...
What’s your favorite type of bread?
yes hello?
I will marry Light Hello.
>>576418767Is there a single uma who doesn't?
>>576419037I'm a real rabi poster
>>576417585Every uma that drags you to the beach instead of the entrance of the onsen.
>>576419248Shakur and Ruby
>>576418268If you are even capable of being raped by Cafe, you're gay.
>>576419161sup
>>576419248Doto
>>576419115by the fr*nch? ew
>>576419289>ShakurYou didnt read her affection storiesShakurTore is like the only person she lets try to get to know her>RubyRubyTore...
>17 years old
>>576418374Mayachi my beloved and her cute plushie
>>576417585There's one that makes it clear she's going to rape you later
i have 100 rolls to my name after getting drained by LHim going all in on yeppershow long more until i can selector her
>>576419289>>576419408Yeah, I can almost guarantee you're wrong without even reading through their valentines, new years, christmas, and end of scenario events.
>>576419750>spoilerLike 4 months for ~$20
>>576419248Tachyon only wants Cafe's trainer
>>576419745Atleast she is giving trainer time to prep?
HOW RAW SEX WITH TAIKI SHUTTLE WOULD BE
>>576419862homewrecking whore
>>576419791Retard
>Post CareerNo, I don't think I will
>>576419483This reminds me of a doujin where the guy fucked the girls so much that they left the beach completely tanned.
>>576419169Sorry but L Hello is only attracted to female genitalia
https://x.com/asdkd1234/status/2084682596617994557
>>576419862why is she like this
>>576419273True! What will you do now?
Bourbon Big Boobs
>top 1kcool
>>576419970I put umas on my monitor to cheer me on when doing my training
>>576419363you better go catch it
>Tachyon rapes Cafe trainer on her career>Fuji rapes Opera trainer on her career>Curren rapes Scarlet trainer on her careerWhich other umas suffer trainer NTR?
>>576420165dunnoprobably messing with herimagine if cafe joked about stealing guinea pig from tachyoncafe would never have a normal cup of coffee ever again
>>576419945would be just about raw
Who triggered him this time enough for him to make new posts instead of reposting the same old?
>>576420202what?
>>576419862Tachyon spends half her life trolling Cafe.>>576419991I'm not the illiterate (in the literal and contextual sense) one here.
is 670 stam, 1 gold, uma2,777 and corner enough for xmas ogurin?
>>576420716No
>>576420715
>>576420769like always NO or no when few debuff?
>>576420581Retard
>>576420812>muscleslopfags go and stay go.
>>576421043V
Spe-Chan nice body
>>576421158low test
>>576420861most of the timeDo not even think for a moment you won't find debuffers. 800+1 gold minimum
>>576421158if by "fags" you mean normalfags then yeahthey don't belong on 4chan, twitter might be a better fit, where all the cutesy loving sea nigs reside
>>576421232nghhhhh i love these pretty women but GOSH why arent they RIPPLING with STRONG and THICK, VIRILE muscle mass I need to see the FIBERS of their MAN-imean WOMANMEAT through their... skin... god... because I love women so much, of course.
>>576421414cope and seethe tranny
>>576421414this but unironically
hehe
>>576421403this has been posted so many times but no one has ever clarified what character this is as if we're all supposed to just have encyclopedic knowledge of every hoyoslop game that exists
>>576421403Dude. This! Is! Freaking! Epic!!!!
Remember trainers. It's the end of summer so make sure to lock up your umas for your own safety
>>576421414>I love women so muchOnly NTR victims say that shitHuge IM GONNA MARY THAT GIRL AND PROVIDE HER FOR LIFE energy
>>576421607this is the first time it's been posted thoughbeit
>>576421607don't play zzz but my algo has forced me to learn she's named sigrid
>>576421708Different filename probably. Or I have just been exposed to it on every social media platform I use and am starting to become schizophrenic.>>576421731Thank you and I'm sorry.
>>576421403ZZZ is the only good hoyo game
>>576421680>NTR out of NOWHEREbegone cuckslave, human beings are talking.
>umamusume steam update>check the steam community while waiting out of curiosity>it's all normalfags posting tachyon and cafe memesmust be miserable to be from here and have one of these reddit umas as your oshi lmao
Daiwa SR and Sweep SR are better than 95% of SSR for their attributes
>>576421948nice defensive mechanism, retard
>>576421668
>>576421961Yeah thankfully nobody oshis Narita Top Road here
>>576413895WHERE IS SHEEEEEEEEE IM GONNA BREAK YOUR KNEECAPS
>>576421961>letting redditoids or normalfags decide what you like in the first placeprobably the only thing more embarrassing desu
>>576421987Oops, I forgot to include the Oguri image in my post
holy rent free melty
>>576422320He's right
yepkino yepjin
>>576422230literally who
>>576422351thanks for posting oguri, the thread is better now. Keep it up
>>576422593stop talking about yourself in 3rd person
>>576419273rabiposters should be sent to the gulag
My uma isn't reddit she's just really hot and everyone acknowledges it.
>only 3 songs at first concert>but everyone orange friendship for rainbowglue or give a try?
How come when Tannhauser gets called Mambo that's reddit and cringe but when Bijin gets called Yeppers it's okay
>>576422171Source please this looks interesting
>>576420496What's the next step in your master plan?
>>576422793what about in 2nd person?
>>576414124God, I'm so fucking old
>>576422964because yeppers
I like it when I get no friendship trainings on the last three days of trainings. that is something that I really like when it happens
>>576422964because its likeyou = redditme = 4chansimple
>>576422964
>tfw wanna ride horses irl because of uma but too big and fat feelsbadman
Where the FUCK did Straightaway Spurt come from???
next jiggumshttps://jiggie.fun/u7prE7>https://jiggie.fun/u7prE7https://jiggie.fun/u7prE7>https://jiggie.fun/u7prE7https://jiggie.fun/u7prE7
>>576423379I already pretend to be a jockey when I ride my bike. I also looked up places to learn horse riding, horse care and how to read horse's body languageI plan on starting lessons in 3-4 months
>>576423379horses used to carry 350+ lb retards across countries you'll be fine
>>576423409SURE I GUESS
>>576423409if you're in unity maybe an nonsupport uma who joined your team gave you a hint for it
>>576423379there is not such thing as too fat or big for a irl horse
>>576423379Unless you're like 500 pounds surely a horse can carry you, even if it's not ideal for being a jockey/equestrian
>>576423409it was me
>>576423641no it's GC
Mejiro Ramonu is ____
>>576423807Not interested in sex or romance in any way, no matter how hard people try to pretend otherwise.
>>576423807a fake racing fan
how do we feel about this cow being voiced by mcqueen
>>576423728can you do it again
>>576423409you can get style hints in gl broif you're making a late parent set it to late
BAKUSHIN ran past all my records!! >2guts spark...
>>576423807sexo
>>576423609>>576423680>>576423693if you're ~220lbs or higher then you're hurting basically any horse's back. I'm tall and a bit overweight right now and thats right about where I'm at weight-wise, so I would need to lean up a bit.
>>576423913>set independent training style
>>576423851bro does not have a tokyo 2400 cosplay
>>576423851unless it's with me ofc
I love Rice
>>576423870neat
>>576423913Ah that's why I'm getting scramble hints
>>576423732auto probably bought an end closer skill then
>>576424108tell me about laisu, why does she have the giant ears?
>>576423851Is this simply a meme or is there any basis to that? Otherwise, fuck off with that shitposting.
I have more paid carats than free ones
>>576424052you are fine retard.
>>576423870she's not voiced by mcqueen in my game, so no comment
>>576423807Insanely sexy
>>576424187oh right i guess it gets to do that
>>576424195fuck off retard
hey
>>576423870Special Wife’s va voiced Baobhan Sith in FGO. It’s interesting how both characters are complete opposites, especially in attire kek. Fuck FGO and most of its fanbase though.
>>576423030https://exhentai.org/g/3543035/a09cd1d64d/
>>576424193Ears are proportional with the heart
hEY
>>576424575Heyyyyyy
>>576423909at least post her overview/spotlight image...
>>576424683Lies. Urara has a huge heart and tiny ears.
>>576424595I don't know why you people are so interested in Fighting Game Online and Virtua Fighter to begin with
>>576424809>20% guts mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yea i'm thinking i'm skyepping this one
>>576424809>Snow Blight, Snow Fright
>>576423909>Falco + Suzuka cardwho asked for this
this is enough recovery right? haha...
>>576425117Grand Concert Scenario Link dumbo
>>576425140you're playing on the literal edge with that wit
>>576425140Looks good anon, though Trackblazer doesn't work for the Mile CM
>>576425117IT MAKES SENSE FOR THE SCENARIO MORON
>>576425140dude leet!
>>576424682>having a party(with a bunch of females) in the trainer apartment What could go wrong?
>>576425140greens save you on this debuffer track for sure>rs: staminathis is a daring build I like
>>576425187>>576425331you should be nicer to me
>>576425294the good edge, right?>>576425323>>576425380thank you. Was hoping for more speed trainings at the end, but I only got one that was decent. A lot of lucky inherits so I cant be upset
Thoughts?
ok niggersHOW SEX WITH FUSAICHI PANDORA WOULD FEEL LIKEwill she bully the size or will she be ON THE LEAD
>>576422937waste of time and friend borrow
cheating on my uma trainee with a ningen woman
>>576424809Guts growth, rough. But still would like her because I like cute bumpkin and she'd be another solid dirt looper for me
>>576425557Jobs to Air Jihad
Is she better than OG Suzuka?
>>576423870She does voice quite a few cows.Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
>>576425917turbomogged by OG due to evos
>>576424595what the fuck? Spechud is Bobert Sith?
>>576425880...
>>576423870>>576425996>>576424595NO FIRE EMBLEM HEROES CHARACTERSNO BUY
>>576425917The only better thing is innate gw and sexo outfitBut by that time you'll have Bobo so gw is irrelevantSo get her for the outfit if you want, if meta fuck no
>>576424809>temu triumphant pulse
>>576426080She is checking the other NeoUnis from other timelines
Verxinacels...
>>576426085That's about 3 years after her release
>>576426438This is how they say hello in Ireland
>>576426417No, her regular evos are way better than summer's
>>576426124their rivalry would have been legendary...
>>576425917uoh are those ribs
>>576424809>Dirt Kawakamizzzzz
pleaaaaase let me be rape by uma
>>576426737Tried to search if he still has an active son and there is one
>>576425117Me, I will be doing my daily pulls in them.
what did she mean by this?
When people say 3 songs are they counting or not counting Make Debut in that equation 3 songs + Make Debut for first concert is normal right..?
>>576427569Sex with me
>>576427617I think it's usually 4 every year. Year one make debut doesn't count
Mant was fun
>>5764276174 songs + make debut, for a total of five. 3 songs + make debut + 1 song on queue is playable if you get +2 SP on the second song, otherwise glue.
>>576427569palmer is a womanlet barely above 5 feet
>>576427569pama tummy...
>>576427569rich woman issues
>>576427829Hot take: mant is better
>>576427932cute tummy
How bad is my xoguri bros
>>576427865How many good boy points are you negros getting???I have 2LB Herro & that is unusual>2SP songI always assumed that song started appearing in Classic Year since that's when I start seeing itLike how the +10% FT songs appear starting in Senior YearGuess not
sorry bro, we are in comfy hours now
>>576428201dunno i don't help metafags
>>576428220It is, by second song they mean second song of classic
>>576427569wtf, palmer is actually kinda sexy?
>>576428201A lot reroll
>>576428220I meant second song on classic, yeah. >I have 2LB Herro & that is unusualI glue the run if it doesn't get enough tokens
sex with chuds>>576428201powerlet
>>576427569Somethingsomethinghole in oneprofit
>>576427569If I only had the motivation, I would turn this idea into a doujin scenario.
how you can tell is a glue run outside the songs? clasic yeat with sub 800 speed?
>>576427569>Hint, hint.did she just ask her torena out for late night sex?
>>576428363>powerletThe track is flat. You don't need power
>>576427034Yeppers actually has an ult, though.
>>576428507Just purely song. Spec Priority + Friendship Training snowballs HARD you can't really tell from stats alone unless you're on a URA statline pace
>>576428507the scenario relies on hitting triple rainbows and LH being a slut so you genuinely can't
>>576428592okay then, she's fine
>>576427829MANT needs a huge apology right fucking now
>>576428592You want 1100+ to get the fully powered accel
I hate this scenario, clasic summer wit single rainbow x3 and no rainbow
Besides 564 and Keen Eye, is there any reason to pick anything other than debuff skills on a dominator?
>>576428220buying 4 songs junior year is high roll filtering for autists that have their own parents
Yeah MANT was better I'd share my screenshot of my progress in it but uhhh I won't haha
>>576429013fully charged scales with excess power. at 1201 it's like 0.01 accel which is almost nothing
>>576429338Yeah, that's why I'm saying you want around 1100
>>576429441>>576429441>>576429441new
>>576429338whats the full scaling
Oh, I didn't realize Yeppers was bisurface
>>576429005I learned to enjoy MANTbut the clock limits and need for perfect play fucking sucked, would have played more without those
Where are yall at
>>576428201>murmurdie
The autoplay is a better trainer than me, it's so over!
>>576429531My biggest issue was that it takes a trillion years to get past all the menus of races I've already seenAnd we got the FASTER version, jp was worseFucking cygames really wanted to EOS the game back then
>>576429480sqrt(excessPower * 130) * .001 * strategyCoefficient (fronts have it best)https://docs.google.com/document/d/15VzW9W2tXBBTibBRbZ8IVpW6HaMX8H0RP03kq6Az7XgSo say you had 1600 power you'd get ~0.22m/s^2 or roughly an extra accel skill
>>576429157If you take any line of sight skills then you'll want a bit of midrace to keep up with the pack
