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this one
bounces like this
>Was A1 this morningI fucking love auto.
>>576454292light o light o saisoku de right on!
no one told me Shichi is a shoot rapist
are we serious using this thread? I don't even know who is the girl in the OP from how later she will be in the game
>11 auto>not a single 3 star
>10+ Falco runs>zero med SCurren wouldn't fail distance S like this.
>>576454901Brother she is literally EN mandated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNK2cQPUNfc
Ever notice how [-] bakes and troll bakes never coincide? Curious.
>>576454951more than half of this cast we are not even seeing in the next 2 years!!!
Stop being mean to Calstone
>>576454995what the FUCK Are you babbling about
>>576454901this thread: talks about the game and things around it>the other thread: jerks off grass slut
>>576455207its retard hours anon, just ignore him
>>576455337It's probably one or 2 guys trying to force that thread. This kind of spam happens every time there's a thread war
you wouldn't fuck french teio
>scripted losses can give you purple skillswhy the FUCK is this allowed
what thread are we using
>>576455750you can just not place 6th and below
>>576455714Imagine the smell though
this thread it is, the other became just a image dump
>>576455990The smell of an unwashed umamusume? Are you just egging me on?
This is a Machico thread now
This thread was made first so I will use this one
>>576456161the smell of the unwashed french
>>576456372>some french guy the other day talked about how french people apperantly do not fucking shower, even while the 40c+ heatwave was going for weeks>paris was smelly as all hell
>>576455714
>>576456653why is she wearing a sunny side up
OOOOHHHHHHH I'M CULTIVATING
No fucking way
lmao
>>576455945>just waste sparks on irrelevant shit bro
>>576455337>>576456067MEANWHILE IN THIS THREAD nothing but babble about the other thread and about the odor of French people... until the Grass Wonder thread heroes arrive!!
very funny
>>576454951cute
Gold City smile in my heart
dream journey impregnation
I guess I switch to Oguri Cap now?
>the comfy thread was deletedOf course...
>>576457263sorry for your loss bro
>>576455714Gonna put my two years of highschool french classes to good use so I can live a happily married life with whoever that is.
>>576455714what IS stopping me from moving to france to run from tracen abuse
>>576457262>he needs sparks to not be a shitter
wins
>>576457360Too fat to fit into one plane seat, too poor to afford two
>>576457345french teio. the one who raped and gaped orfevre
oh NOW jannies can delete threads
>Leave apartment to go to the strip club>Forgot my phone. My auto career is already almost finished by now>Most of the strippers are either anorexic or fat>Sit down at the bar>Bartender pressures me into buying one of the strippers a drink>Buy 6 lap dances>Leave>Taco Bell gets my drive through order wrong>Ask for green sauce packets>Lady charges me for three avocado sauces that cost money>Tell the guy at the window I didn't want avocado sauce, just the green sauce packets>Changes the avocado sauce to jalapeno sauce that still costs money>Fuck it, just pay for the jalapeno sauce>Get my bag, no sauce packets>Go in>Guy spends five minutes refunding just one of the missing sauces I never wanted>Janny deletes the thread because he hates me personallyI miss my horsegirls! The outside world is scary and gay!
>>576457281Autism ceos
This is what happens when you don't bully JPshitters enough
>deleted thread had actual game discussion
>>576457306You still need to do some maintenance runs so that no one passes her.
I don't really care about the character Light Hello.
Me on the left
Janny says Calstone is global so Calstone is global deal with it globalchuds
>>576457462I mean ok but. Who is she. What's her name. Does she do anything in particular.
French Teio lives like a total slob.
>>576457496>Misinfo thread of bad players
>>576457751Venus Paques
>>576457758Hayashi looks like this???
>>576457263V wonyou LOST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kQZHYbZkLs
What the fuck how did I just get a purple corner recovery on my auto run
>>576457834I don't know about that but yes, conversation about the game lost.
>>576457576That's true. She is my favorite...I want her to be the best.
>>576454292Who's this autist?
>>576457915you LOST
>>576457806>that tummyholy FUCK
I dont know if>I am still dogshit at GL>RNG fucked me>its both of the aboveGL is just as miserable as MANT, just faster
>>576457908Probably spooked by the acupuncturist
>>576457908That's the super rare ultra rank recovery, it's worth as much as Creek's non-inherited ult
This happens in real life, but the horses can't speak English, so they're ignored.
>>576457464Sometimes it feels like one of the schizos got a janny position doesn't it?>>576457632Maya buttsex
does any other general kvetch as bad as /uma/ over their OP?
>>576457931She's an umamusume called Special Week.
>>576457469To this day, Taco Bell is the only place that has fucked up my order multiple times. In the 3 decades I've been on this Earth, I've never even had a wrong order in a McDonald's that hires illegal Mexican workers.How the fuck does Taco Bell have some of the worst workers.
>>576457751>What's her name
>>576458015>GL is just as miserable as MANT, just fasterIt's even slower if you factor in how often you're resetting. Instead of having one usable ace after 5 borrows, you now have to do 25 borrows for one usable ace. Then you'll run rooms and then you'll have to fix your ace. I hope you made a second set of parent.
>>576458071
>>576458093I've never been to any other, but yes, I guarantee that some do.
>my average Rickey run is just UG>meanwhile my average XOg run is UFdefends thiswhy is the fat hog so much easier to train than every uma in the game
>>576457751Venus Paques, she's a junior umamusume to Montjeu hence why she's considered the Teio to Montjeu's Rudolph. She's a never-ever rival umamusume like Happy Meek and Riko's bitches. Her secret is that she's actually a huge slob outside of public appearances and her room is a trash heap.
>>576458165cool screenshot dickswordbro
Calstone nigger
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/o1Z5Mv>https://jiggie.fun/o1Z5Mvhttps://jiggie.fun/o1Z5Mv>https://jiggie.fun/o1Z5Mvhttps://jiggie.fun/o1Z5Mv
>>576457751She Fraudchecks Orfevre
>>576458230you just have bad feng shui. make sure to face your auspicious directions while playing rickey. clear up the clutter on your desk. wear a red shirt, open the windows, and luck will flow through
>>576458239>Her secret is that she's actually a huge slob [...] and her room is a trash heap.She's just like us
>>576458230> Scenario allows 1600 speed and asks for 3 speed cards> Uma with speed bonus hits it way easierWow
>>576457751>please spoil meWhy would you do this
>>576458112Did you order the dollar melt?
>>576458112Lazy b*sketball am*ricans In this one otherwise nice supermarket they ALWAYS get something wrong.
>>576458354Hitting 1600 speed is fucking easy even with no speed bonus, but unlike other umas XOguri doesn't need to hit stam at all. Front Rickey is her best style for this cm and that shit needs 6 greens and 1k stam + 1 gold to survive debuff rooms.
>>576458239Cute, actually. Good for her.>>576458364Uma has never and will never have any character's story be good enough to the point where getting spoiled actually matters.Or maybe I'm just used to a pretty different kind of storytelling which makes uma's seem like dogshit. Maybe!
>>576458239sweaty neet cave sex with venus penus and cheval dark
>>576458520sex
>Venus Pacques>More like, Penis Black
>>576458152Im just gonna wing it for the cms in GL. Getting in B finals is my only objective, apart from suriving yet another shit scenario
>Click rainbows like a retard>End up 16 vodavis short from buying the last songI had fun*coughs blood*
>>576456257Machico... sex?
>>576458757is there a cheevo for buying every single song?
>>576458757grand live saved umamsuumem
>>576458836Excuse me it's called Our Orgasm Approaches: Start of the Ultra-Climactic Grand Musical Festival
>>576458757Hey *coughs blood* is my gimmick
>>576458239>she's actually a huge slob outside of public appearances and her room is a trash heap.forced and dumb, women are always tidy and clean. Boys are the gross ones
Mackween is so flat haha.
>>576458932Why did Light Hello name the scenario like that
so what did we learn
>>576458831She looks so sexy though...
>>576458112You're just lucky.I've had a fuckup from every singel fast food chain. Popeyes, KFC, Mcdonalds, Burger King, even fucking Chik Fil A has fucked up my orders.
>>576459164GL is lame and gay. I yearn for a new scenario to be upset about.
>>576459164I should've pulled for rickey.
>>576459281Licking Pearl's fingers
>>576459053Not real
TAISHIN TEST!
>>576458537>Hitting 1600 speed is fucking easy even with no speed bonusShow me your abundance of 0% speed umas with 1600 speed please
She's playing radio!
>>576458736
>>576459318I rather lick her pearl.
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>576459448benis bark :DDD
If the whole purpose of the Grand Live is to give the bad runners a chance to perform on center stage for their fans why are all of the participants elite, G1 caliber umas? Other than Trainee, Scenario Links, MAYBE Support Cards it should be mob umas.
>>576458757>Didn't get the maxed concertI am a fraud>>576458985I think that's called getting gimmick cucked
>>576459564BENIS FUGGGG:DDDD
>>576459613There are multiple stages. The mobile characters might be on stages not shown, while the immobile ones are shown.
>>576459613There's two other stages, story skipperbro.
>>576459387eternal suffering and pain for taishin
>French Teio propagandawhy, she's never going to be playable
>>576459164I STILL think Winning Ticket sucks!
>>576459747stinky umanko
>>576459771
>>576459681Have you not watched the true end? There are three stages in a triangle, surrounded by fans and the moment that I capped is when the performers from all the stages come together at the end.
>>576459164Shiraoki-sama is a big fat lie that is continuously being perpetuated by this general, you can't defy your fate. Even if you got lucky one day, she'll collect her due anyway down the line.You hit 0,15% odds and pulled 4 banner SSRs in 100 pulls? You'll pull nothing in another crucial 400 pulls one day.
>>576459817They're probably all right behind the camera. It's just a coincidence.
some interesting facts about seeking the pearl i found, this is in no way me trying to make you roll for her, it's just pure curiosity>pearl was famously the first japanese-trained horse to win a g1 overseas!>pearl was planned to race on the prix jacques le marois against taiki shuttle but her team decided to go for the prix maurice de gheest a week earlier, pearl won it therefore she became the first overseas g1 winner, taiki also won his race>pearl's rivals are taiki shuttle and kyoei march winner of the oka sho but sadly the latter hasn't been implemented>one of her jockeys was yutaka take who called her “a lovely racehorse who would never bite.”this is all about the irl horse, as a chance not to spoil the story to others i won't post the parts about her uma counterpart, if i find one about yukino bijin i'll post about it
>>576459708Check again, scene skipper bro. Each stage is six performers and the good end version has the performers from all three come together in a big circle at the end.
>>576459747Why not?
I want to marry rulership and have bed breaking concrete shattering earth shaking lovey dovey sex with her
>>576458165kill all discord tranny groomers
>>576459747that doesn't stop me from wanting to fuck her
Verxina.Ver...xina.
They call me 500, 5 borrows 0 parents 0 great grand parents
>>576459747We are getting Broye though, right?
>>576460183I hate fat fags so much.
She was in Washington this weekend
Taiki would be the undisputed best girl in the whole game if she didn't have that insufferable voice
>>576460331>ningenhmmmm wrong thread?
>>576460338nooooo.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbKYZHvhlJ8New commercial
>>576459514I don't put my tongue where I put my cock
I am so utterly obsessed with Fusaichi Pandora
>>576460149Show her pussy for no reason... NO NOT THAT NO REASON
A gal's gotta glam.
>>576460280low test
>>576460539but I like her...
>>576459771Yeah, me.
>>576460280way to tell everyone you are homosexual
>Taiki would be the undisputed best girl in the whole game if she didn't have that insufferable voice
>>576460521I DON'T LIKE SAGGY TITS
>>576460785they are not saggy
My daring gf and her dad!
>>576460779Don't shay that....
AAAAAAAAAA SHE'S SO FREAKING ROUND
>>576460338waow...
>>576460521y-your racewear has dumb s-sleeves and you're a nerd!
>>576460338HEAH WE GO!WAOW! WANDAFUR! HAUDEE! SANKYUU DESS!
>>576460913the fake chudness is stored in the round
i was sold by the feng shui slander (absolutely correct) but she's too cute
>>576461189huge hokkos
Howdy, queers!
I was going to train, but... something terrible happened... to Mr. Chalk...!
being a cunt to Rickey is unacceptable and I hope Tomakomai slides into the ocean
>>576459831And when I hit 4, Fuku dies!
>>576460706>>576460745AND THEY RESPOND WITH THIS EVERY TIME! YOU'RE WORSE THAN THE FEET NIGGERS
Rickey's bloomers are really really cute...
>>576461612C-Copa?!
>>576461189She hate Rickey
>>576461501fuckitaru HATE
>>576461548holy raped
>>576461189
creeku wouldnt say this
FUKU LOVE
>>576461189>>576461252
how hard is it to hit 3/3 white sparks
>>5764617507 and you have to apologize for your previous comment + I get to rape u
>>576461852I fucking HATE FUKU4 and you do too!
>>576461980very easy
>>576461914oh my sweet jiggling jesas
>schizo gay nigga faggots hating on Taiki nowyou are indian kys
>>576462028I will never hate my orenji wife and you should be nicer too.
you are fat kys
>>576462198yeah.. your wife. right.
>>576462198I will never be nice to that orange donkey.
>>576459164I'm a failure at being a trainer
do we love rickey here
>>576462337Yes!
This thread is so mean! Can we please have some random acts of kinda nice?
>>576462575I'm not sureI make love to Rickey, personally
>>576460262We are getting her as a career boss I think, renamed back as Montjeu
>>576462615>>576462337>>576462198Ugly fucking donkey.I hit a 4 and you love her no more!
>>5764627434 and it is you who is obliterated
post something sleepy
https://litter.catbox.moe/cijkm5yaf0okqcap.pngWhat would you do if you walked in on a sweaty Seiun Sky playing with her pussy
She's sobbing and her voice is silly.
>>576462337Fuku is kinda sexy in this..
>>5764627437 and you gotta be nice to Fuku until she gets a new alt!
Nonnies?
>>576462790I apply my peanits to her umanko
>>576462786
no nonny
>>5764628654 and she gets forgotten.
>>576462790are ya winnin son?
>>576462923
>>576459613When their part ends they give center stage to a bunch of npc umas, the show goes on
>>576462929Fuku will never be forgotten!
stop forcing numbers
>>576462981Yeah, and the G1 crowds leave. Fucked up, if you ask me. Putting some mob umas was the move after all that spiel about Grand Concert, but we are back to our regularly scheduled G1 winning uma jerk.
God I hate fuku and love Rickey!
>>576463131oki
>>576463140It's a moment for the girl to show appreciation TO THEIR fans, if they don't have any it's their skill issue!
WHY ISNT FUKU REAL CYGAY DO SOMETHING
>>576462223A future of rearranging furniture!!!
>>576463379https://litter.catbox.moe/inxv3t.mp4
>>576463316tru
>>576463379
>>576463471done
Fuku was a real fat fuck when he won the KKS
>>576454812why does she wear one of those lil tags in her earis she a cow?
>>576463316
>>576463473Was Fuku one of the first to pass on when Uma first released in JP? Like Grass in Global?
Reminder that this is a mentally unstable 13 year-old.
>>576460498wtf...
>>57646347167
don't let your dreams be dreams
>>576463657age is just a number in anime
>So radiant she literally glowsWhen do we get to roll on this angle?
>>576463692suzuka bros....
>>576463692>4
>>576463657Also strong enough to accidentally kill you with her bare hands! Dangerous in more than one way.
>>576463657As opposed to a mentally unstable 31 year-old?
>>576463637He died a year prior to the game release in JP
>>576463692late surgers are the coolesto
>>576463692serves that bitch right
>>576463657Why is she wearing a burqa
>>576463843That's an uma not a kuma.
>>576463657Still broke up the relationship I had with my ningen gf
>>576463692this loss inspired suzuka to kill himself in dramatic fashion
>>576463716You don't need to wait, just play as them in the superior racing game F-Zero GX
>>576463879So that other men don't look upon her and have impure thoughts.
Not 7 and you fags will have nightmares for a week
am I allowed to reroll sparks in an A+ club?
>>576463692He did an insane spurt in that race all the way from the backhttps://youtu.be/OQZrCatQLNU
>>576463925That's some genuinely impressive autism to come up with that so quickly.
>>576463974Yes your carats are to be used
>>576463716Why does she look like Proto-Kawakami
7 and Matikanefukukitaru is blessed with a family of 7 as ordained by Shiraoki-sama
>>576463692Beating pre awakening Suzuka doesn't count
>>576463974No, just make another career.>>576464028IDK, probably King Halo's mom or something.
>>576463657Yes and I will be GROOMING her
>>576463913It was for the best anyways
>>576463913Bouquet did the same thing to me...what a coincidence.
>>5764639387 and you shut the fuck up and become my house wife for the next 7 days making me sandwiches and food whenever I demand it
>>576463657Is it bad to have relations with her?
>>576464072>>576463974Yes always reroll if you get all the skills learned on the parent.
I've decided that I'm going to grab it.
i love training independently so much bwos
We fucked
>>576463913>>576464270Palmer also gave me bad advice...
>>576459005That stereotype of women being clean has been killed off by these newer generation of women.
>>576464628I'm literally Falco
>>576464796cool
>>576464796WOMBO COMBO
>>576464880HAPPY MEEK
>>576464796Please not with FalcoI wouldn't be able to resist
>>576464628Suzuka love>>576464796
>>576464934that's perfect bwo
>MANT's first CM>Tenno sho fucking spring>GL's first CM>Dirt mediumslop>GM's first CM>Miserable because no ancestorsNooooticing
Falco is literally my cocksleeve
>>576465051>Unity's first CM>endless uphill Hanshin
>>576464796
falco is PURE and cute and my wife and cute and pure
https://youtu.be/lj4M4ZsqrNs
>>576465051Haruten in Hanshin was great
>>576464575>digitan>sexsurely you're not one of those v*gina havers posting in MY general right?
>>576465209>1200 stam + 2 golds>Great
>>576465080Leotards are so hot
Huge issue at Tracen Academy today. I missed my morning workout due to the quarterly safety, health, hygiene and weather conditions class ran by management today which is done quarterly due to seasonal changes. So when i did my weightlifting routine before lunch with the Uma's in the room i had a group following me. They gave me stern looks as they wiped the machines i was using covered in my own sweat with towels before i used a clorox wipe for sanitation after. I assumed i was just taking too long to do the workouts while they were waiting which is why they were waiting but they piled up 14 towels by the end of it to presumably send to the cleaners. Then i heard giggling from the weight room while i took a shower. When i was done changing i went to take my towels and workout clothes to the wash they disappeared. Is there something about hygiene i missed in Tracen Academies training?
>>576464934kek
Please tell me I won't have to reset 90% of my runs on junior year next scenario as well, I don't think I'll be able to handle it
>>576465345Haha...
>>576465217Digitan is fine with whoever*, she runs both ways for a reason...*: you have to enjoy the same genres and tags as her
>>576465210Falco tanks that shit and dodges ASE if you build her right
>>576465345
I will commericalize suzusweat™
>>576465345Grandmasters has lower speed cap so if you wanna compete in medium/longs you'll be grinding GL still
>>576465080Clankers are getting scary good...>>576465314YeahWhat happens on the 26th?
>>576465518god she's just begging for it
>>576465641You die...
>>576464575congrats on the umapyoi
>>576465725what a smart and round falcon
uma + burg is my favorite combination
>>576465910
I hate TeioI hate her so fucking much
>>576466079You won't need to worry about Teio anymore after this, onee-sama.
4199 3004
>>576466238laisu n-no...
im hard bwos what should I do
>>576464026Bright love
>>576465910I'll save mine for later.
>>576466281This should give you some relief https://files.catbox.moe/fcmz29.mp4
>>576466281walk upstairs and tell your sister to do something about it
>>576466281hi hard, i'm emperor
>>576466381AIIIIEEE where did it go>>576466432shUT THE FUCK UP
>>576465910why is she such a mess when it comes to burg?
>luna
>>576466603Gap moe. She's prim and proper elsewhere, and that's her weak spot.
>>576466432>Grab condom out of her mouth and throw it out the window. >Lock the doors and windowsNow no one can interrupt the umapyro
>>576466238Laisu is a villain...
If Rudolf was a fish she'd be a tunaIf Rudolf was a summoner she'd be Yuna
Even Rudolf posters are developing AGP now, its spreading
Any handy infographics for parent creation yet?
>>576466281Me too, I was about to start masturbating and stuff
Luna is a cute nickname.But Bell is even cuter!!!!
>>576466878When you're around Bell, you're in Hell
>>576466826This one I made
>Do Oguri/Pasa auto careers >easy 18500-19000 ratings>Do Nishino auto careers with same deck and only 10% worse parents>barely reach 1700, always 200-300sp lessHow the fuck does this shit even work
one more please4199 3004
Do i need good dirt aptitude and good stats for Nice Nature in CM?
>>5764670751200 wit, 600~ish power, dirt c
>>576467075if it's for a debuffer you just need dirt D+ and good wit
>>576466878mejiro doughber...
>>576466979good thing we can have 2 inari ones as parents
>>576466878Berry...
>>576466878Her greed sickens me
>>576467217McQueen is a bad influence.
>>576467217other than ryan is there any other mejiro that is not a fat fuck
>>576466760WRONG! Rice is a HERO
>>576467463Palmer.Nice boobs tight tummy
where can I unironically find an image obsessed, gluttonous rich girl who hates me but keeps me around for some reason?
>>576466878Cute. Cuuuuuuuute.
>>576467665I don't love her.Or Fuku.Orange is gross.
Is there a list of umas and their roomates?
>>576467558More like ZERO
>>576467771>Or Fuku.
>>576467463And it seems like Ramonu is on McQueen's level of being a big eater. Hag tummy...
>>576467771YOU are the gross one
>>576467771For someone who doesn't like orange you're quite bitter
>>576467963>large abdomen hmmmmmmmmmm>>576467994ok i admit, this one was good
>>576467796https://youtu.be/gF8hyTSQ-lY?si=ZfpJHkH1as8wuw8dI've seen from this but it's not updated
>>576467771
Name ONE good orange uma.You can't!Maya is grossFuku is uglyOpera is ugly and a boyOfvevre is a stegoSilence is DEAD
>>576467796>type umamusume roommates in search bar>literal first link>https://umamusu.wiki/Roommates
>>576468221fuck you. Maya is cute AND funny
>>576468221stop this orenji smear campaign
>>576467665>how long will you love Mayano Top Gununtil she turns 18
>>576468279bakushin and yada yada are still by themselves?and I'd think both riko girls would be together
>>576467665I'm only in love on Friday
Bamboo Memory looks like she smells...
member when gold SHITTY would train better without her trainer
>>576468510she is the hall janny...
>>576468279why was THAT uma paired up with Yaeno?
>>576467463
>>576468279>Kawakami and Pearlyou just know they're passing around treina fuckmeat and that room smells like sex 24/7
>>576468606According to the real life lore, it was for no reason LMAOOOOOOO
>>576468672Bright is fat
>>576468689KEK
who the fuck is this
>>576468385But she has grown this big
>>576468279AAAAIIIIIEEEEEE that glasses uma is gonna get gaslit!!!
>>576468221
>>576468687literally me peeking through the closet with a shitty camcorder recording at 240p and out of focus
>>576468813brown bricks in mein kampf
>>5764688423 years later she's still tiny, I know because that's how she looks in game!
>>576468687yeah it’s me they’re passing around and it’s exhausting
>>576468606most jap uma and disgusting american import
>>576468759
>>576468813A better main character than Spe
burger umas...
>>576469095evil horse I hate you
>fucked IRL>the foot fetish card has McQueen lusting for her>event where they are having a date>prolly fucking all night toodevs are shameless creatures desu wa
>>576468813she has the dangit ronpaul main character antenna
>>576468813>who the fuck is thisme when I look at the OP
>>576469161she may get mogged tit-wise, but she isn't called Ass Wonder for no reason...
>>576469161taiki shuttle doko desu ka
>>576468279What hijinks do they get up to together?
What game should i play while i am auto'ing umamusume?
>>576469174We need a thirdwheel and that's a McQueenfag's cm team
>>576469174those 2 are a married couple just like Seiun Sky and Nishino Flower
>>576469321Dober gets hugraped by Taiki whenever she looks pissy
>>576469174sundayman bros.....
>>576469314What about her?
>>576469321Taiki asks for help during homework, and I think she may know Dober writes weird things and is secretly supportive
>>576468279Fuck I wanted to know if Bouquet'dor had a roommate but looks like not
>>576469357palworld?
>>576469445T-They're not weird
>>576469321like those videos of a big ass golden retriever trying to befriend a cat
What happened to golshi game?
>>576468279What are they up to?
>>576469357Granblue is giving away crystals for free right now
>>576469174this but yeppers and cafe
>>576468691My girlfriend is so cute wtf
>>576469524That's the gaslight Oguri Cap pushed and succesfully made everyone believeIt's always been an Oguri Cap game
>>576469559it's just not worth it man
>>576469524>564 Escapadesyou rike?
>>576469357A real game?
>>576469357uma musume party dash
>>576469524We're playing it right now. We're on a golshi game era.
>>576469494suuuuuuuuure, the hypnosis angle was totally used for psychological treatment
>>576469590Ok if I get yeppers in a single 10 pull I'll run them for next med cm
>got my first UG auto>it's also my first 9* stam parent since dokai deio from retroURA eranice
>>576469524Got powercrept
>>576469775cool
>>576469357SMT 3
>>576469559i’ve been playing relink idk if that counts
>10 BORROWS ADDED10 BORROWS ADDED>10 BORROWS ADDED10 BORROWS ADDED>10 BORROWS ADDED10 BORROWS ADDED>10 BORROWS ADDED
>>576469860HACHIMI IS DEAD NOW RIGHT?
evo skills just dropped btw
>>576469859based, kinda lame that they added hexa but not the individual 6 dragon fight though
>>576468279Helios bros.. Do we really need to use THAT?
WTF HAKURAKU BROS I JUST GOT BANNED
its almost time
>>576469494no matter how you slice it writing comics about a student (who suspiciously looks like dober) violently getting her back blown out by her trainer (who suspiciously looks like dober’s trainer) in various wacky situations is kinda strange
>>576468279holy shit I'd kms if something as hideous and retarded as Ticketzo was the first thing I saw waking up every morning
>>576469775impressive, very nice
>>576469728>draw a pregnant uma>call it fatHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>576469994Those comics were in a private stash in Dober's desk drawer wtf
>>576470007Jordan and Ticket are friends.
>>576469321Taiki is 10000% aware of Dober's mega crush on her own trainer plus her fan fiction but plays dumb about it, she might do some nuanced teasing about love and flirting scenarios to fluster her though
>>576469927yeah i was praying for galleonmaybe in relink 2 haha
I need this baddie NOW
HACHIMIBROSARE WE STILL DAIJOBUIM SCARED
>the mcqueen femoid artist is drawing NTR cucked shit nowthat's crazy I had no idea she got that mind broken after the backlash
Okay so basically no whites I wanted but 3* wit might get used at some point in time
>>576468279Legend has it that no trainer ever entered that room and came out the same...
>>576470172
>>576469556relentlessly draining my cock
holysex
>>576470197post it
>be Jordan>hear UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH first thing in the morning>be Neicha>hear MAAAAAAARVELOOOOOOOOOOUUSSSSSS first thing in the morning
This seems like a pretty good room to have sex in
>>576470224
>>576470279>>576470281Sex mind...
>>576470197...what backlash
>>576470353She was arrested by the Taiwanese authorities and spent eight months in prison.
bwoshow do I access dox site for jp server?
>>576469457blindbro?
>>576470427post your passport here
>>576468279>y-you wanna come to my place tonight?>I-I uh don't live in the dorms, a-and live alone...>no way faghow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>576470427only chrono does good jp doxxing right now, change server to jp on the top left of the page
>tfw no dorky uma gfthis pain is constant and sharp
>>576469321>>576469494>>576469994>dober decided to put a confession during Christmas in her comic>dober decided to put a marriage arc in her comic>dober decided to put a pregnancy arc in her comic >dober decided to repeat it three more times
>>576468813She's the GOAT and don't you forget it.
>>576470557Wow...
>>576470603wait Rhein is a mare?
>They fixed the pace promotion bugOh no no no, hogs in shambles
Tell me about yeppersWhat did she achieve in life
I'm glad that we are all in agreeance that Taiki is an encouraging and compassionate wingman for cute little Dober
>>576470658anon...
>>576470768reminder that yeppers is a groomer
>>576470768yeppers
they need to increase the daily borrows to 10
>>576470486*smooches*
>>576469098would she build auschwitz on her minecraft server?
>>576470785>>576470557But how would Dober help Taiki with her crush on her own trainer?
>she's sobbing and her speech is silly
>>576470785They're a cute pair!
Noppers
I think I forgot Yepper's actual name. Yukino, Yukiho, something...
>>576470886UWAAAAA tickezo love
>>576470880Americans are on their own
>>576470830I always knew Yeppers was based
>>576470768Be a third wheel to these twowent from regionals to central like Oguri, Inari, etc.
>>576470478she’s too old for me
>>576470197>nowit's been like that for a while currenig
>>576470814what the hell is this...why am i tearing up...
>>576470920don't go crying over spilt mercury
>>576468813Rheinmetall
>>576470913It's Yukino Yeppers
>>576470814I was about to get emotional then she ran like that at the end
>>576470930She just needs to swing her tits around a bit anyway
>>576470913Biden
Evil uma(tiny)
>>576470353She posted a ton of smut Mcqueen porn on twitter with a trainer OC she made that looked basically like that guy from Lads. People started reporting her art to Cygames which led to her posts being taken down.After that she made a long twitter post where she basically said she would never draw Umamusume again but since these were her most popular posts she kept doing it anyway
Yeppers definitely says the nigga wordin fact one the first things she said to gold city to attempt to fit in as a city girl was most likely call her my nigga
>>576470557she’s a real freaka real piece of work
>>576471061That's disgusting, I hope she never wears a micro sling bikini
>>576470814I made this soundpost
>>576470103>implying women can be friendswomen are too paranoid and/or schizophrenic to have friends
>>576470658She is sex that's what she is.>B85
Look at this nerd
>>576471151>draw franchise porn>company fucks you over>never draw that franchise againmany such cases
>>576471220haha its the big head uma that gave me head-on
>>576471220My nerd wife
>>576471220Ok now what
yuckino skippers
>>576471220she’s cute and her sister is the cutest
>>576471242Except she kept doing it but even more trashhttps://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=12814162
>>576471315This this all of this !
>>576471341oh it's that artist
>>576471315Only some of this
>>576471151>people reporting her to cygamesBut why
>>576471287
>>576471341some people probably shouldn’t be on the internet
>>576471446I M P R O V E DMPROVED
Xhe never made porn of my favorite so I don't care
>>576471446new bacius uma doujin? nice
Why is her bum so big?
>>576471458My POV
Manhattan Cafe(with milk)
>>576471446>it's Gentildonna's fault for having a lewd body
STILL BUTT
>>576471458hmmm nyes it's just a sea slug and a cock, nothing to see here
>>576471446fixed
>>576471220
>>576471551yep
>>576471625Manhattan Cafe(with milk)
>>576471446everything is improved once you add more meat
>>576471625>Manhattan Cafe(with milk)Making Hafus with Cafe
>>576471667wtf
Sir a second hack has hit the mainstream.Say goodbye to Hachimi and everything else, they are going to go full GBF tier anti tamper on the game now that hacks have gotten too mainstream and its actually affecting how a run goes instead of just how the game runs. No more smooth fps gameplay. It only takes 1 whale to complain and threaten to stop paying for the entire company to mobilize to shut everything down
>>576471839goodscorch earth that shit3rdpartykeks need to get raped
Bobo
>>576471905Peak indeed
hag butt
>>576471839good thing I already had my share of fun with Dumper during Unity and MANT. Only lost one CM since using that shit
will Oguri and Spe be the only ones with a full energy eating option or is there more cumming
>>576471839niggers can't help themselves
>>576471664calstone spotted
>>576471905
>>576471939Dumper in MANT was so good for the post-race choice so you could see if bottom choice was gonna be cheap and which choice would get you a shop refresh
>>576471839I'm pretty sure they fixed it in the JP version and you can still use HachimiI think the Sweepydev said that at some point they changed the netcode so that all of this is processed server side
>>576471839i just want my 60fps man
Sometimes I feel like all the good racehorse names are taken
>>576472030when is thatwe're at least at the 2.5 or 3rd year anni patchwise already no?
>>576471839goodif the game was meant to be played a certain way then cygames would implement ithachimi is the same class of filth as 60fps upscaled anime
>>576472085I'm sure we'll never run out of two english words combined together.
What's stopping them from giving us 60fps everywhere like Hachimi?
>>576472146japanese geimu purizu andastad
>>576472085All the cool names are taken, now everyone has shitpost names.Personally I hope to be the first to register either a champion horse or a yacht with the name "I'm Actually Quite Modest"
>>576472146Incompetence
>>576472085no they aren't, what are you on about?
>>576472085You can always go by the [adjective] [weekday]
>>576472280freaky fridaysexy saturday
>>576472085Finger bro...
Did they name Ayabe Admire Vega because of her dead sister and the legend of Tanabata. Or is it just because she's an Admire and her mom is named Vega?
>>576471839They won't do shit because the chinese love to cheat in games https://github.com/UmamusumeResponseAnalyzer/UmamusumeResponseAnalyzer
Bakushin has a very stupid and punchable face
>>576472146It would cost them money and not make them money
>>576472395iirc there is a JRA site with the reason for the name of each horse written down, but I don't remember what site it is, so I can't check
>>576472452Nta but trust me, I know. Chinese cheaters ruined PUBG and is the reason it fell off when it did, because PlayerUnknown simply didn't have the resources to combat it at the time.
"maybe I am washed"
>>576471839this is actually just facility preview for events
>>576471839this is just gonna be like the sweepocalypse all over again dawg nothing’s gonna happen
>>576471839you can tell who the thirdie brokies are by the replies, hating on something because they don't have access to it. imagine hating on literal qol to make the game actually look good during races. 60 should be industry standard and if you say otherwise you're a disgusting bootlicker and deserve to get shotgod I hate poor people
heckino yappers
>>576471151>artist who barely interact with the franchise noticed their art career will only get some internet relevancy if they draw uma artIf I had a dollar for each
>>576459005>women are always tidy and clean.You never had any female friendsYes, if they clean up before you arrive they're not your friends
yukino BITCHIN'
>>576472616The "damn bitch, you live like this?" shit is real. My best friend's gf is a total slob and he's always the one doing the cleaning
>>576472452responseanalyzer used to be able to do the event choice cheating before they fixed it, but these days it's nothing more than what https://github.com/qwcan/CarrotBlender does where it decrypts network data so you can use it for training overlays and whatever other tools would require live data from the game.
>>576472671only actual hillbilly bumpkins would think niggerfashion is "cool"
>>576472616i used to carpool this foid during uni and her apartment genuinely fucking reeked every single timewomen can be just as gross as men, tidiness has nothing to do with having a chode or a cooch
>>576472572It's free software fucking retard, but now that some turbo nigger forked the project and slopped it up there's a real chance the original project gets killed
>>576472847but your device is too bad to make use of it and you can't afford to upgrade
>>576472848this is a stallion
why are sparks so rigged against distance? it's always fucking surface and style
>>576472572holy seethe
>>576454292
>patchWhat did they do this time....
>>576472956
>>576472760what the FUCK is she doing
why is umama so uppity today?
i'm starting to think fong shoyu is overrated after all
>>576473046lack of bwc
>>576472914Retardmama
>>576472914werks on my machine
There are too many cheater niggers in this thread and I share a thread with them
>>576473046envious of almondeyefemdanchou
>>576472395>>576472501 (me)Found itThe 馬名意味 for Ayabe is empty, so I suspect it's just the crown name + dam name
V please go fill umama bssy so she stops being annoying
shocking that mant mindsodomized this general to the point where we have actual picocelebrities
>new patch>get thisuuuuhhh bros?
>>576473275bwi...
>>576473275You should've tried matching the font at least.
>>576473071She’s not nearly overweight enough in this image.
>>576473275At least change the MD5 before you shitpost
Would Teio do this?
>>576473168i wish i was V now...
>night racestf is that
>>576473148
>>576473308the feeding arc will start properly once her banner arrives
You bastards. Why didn't you tell me Suzuka gives you trackblazer from the grand concert event.
>>576473473Because you would have to run a Suzuka card or do a Suzuka run
>>576473308
How big % of your runs go past 1st year/1st inspiration?
>>576472759i use this and can still preview the facilities gwo its not patched
>>576473353McQueen and Teio almost kissed in season two. I was terrified watching it. If they kissed it would have ruined the whole series. Very scary moment.
>>576473534100%
>>576473534Most of them unless the run is really fucked
>>576473519Anni Suzuka exists. Basically the main reason to use super creek is it's the only stamina card with a good heal on it.
Pearl is almost here
>>5764735344/5 runs get glued since dumb fat hag bitch refuses to give me free coins and i can't afford 5 songs on y1 and if she does, she doesnt date me
cyGAYMES won't DO SHIT
>>576473636She's coming
>>576473454>>576473521man i love fat bitches
>>576473729if only fat bitches worked like that in real life
Just a reminder that once new scenario become at the same time short and consistent you will have to fish for fast learner to dominate CM
>>576473676Taking 5 on year one has a high chance of bricking the second concert though
>>576471458
How important is I wanna win with you?
>>576473543As in, it knows whether failure chance will happen?
>>576473534Out of 5 borrows, 3 usually gets glued right away. Not enough orange bonds, not getting 5 songs on junior, not getting the +2 SP early on classic, etc. I've learned my lesson though I'll use borrows for looping and I'll just make my own parent set.
>>576473819C tier worse than a double circle green
>>576473810LOVE your Curren
>>576473813How? I always go to 0 tokens after a concert and usually manage just fine, does getting the first 5 mean you will only get the 42 token songs next or what
>>576473810proofread your posts please
>>576473810>New scenario>Consistent Are you talking about one in the future? There is no consistency to GL.
>>576473676Retard. Even 3 songs y1 is fine, as long as all 3 are 5%s. Everything else is whatever. The biggest benefit of buying more is just pruning songs so you have a higher chance for SP/10%s.
>>576473819It gets full effect at 160k fans. Pretty decent skill, it's just way too expensive unless you luckshitted the whites on loops
>>576473869I HATE CURREN
>>576473979Laisu...the villain.
>>576473959>>576473863So its just another burning spirit shit.
>>576473819it's a literally unusable skill which makes it very funny to read people glueing iin serior year if they don't get 18 songs
>>576473810this implies that MANT was ever short or consistent
>>576474008All of the burning spirits are really good though
>>576474031but muh 20sp and 15 extra stats
>>576474007CURREN IS THE VILLAIN
>>576474031Do we get anything else besides the gold version for getting the grandest concert? I was asking myself why I should sweat the song, if I can use the sp for better skills
>>576473907>>576473908>>576474038I'm talking about the upcoming scenario of course>>576473869ty onee-chan
>>576474098Villains don't look like this.
>>576474150and which scenario is thatGM is more of this shitL'Arc is short but you WILL randomly job
>>576474150whatever nips said it was kino, jpbros would necer lie to me
>>576474139The all stat gain after the concert goes from 12 to 15 if you get 18+ songs
Curren is my precious little sister.
the only thing that changes is that whales get more and more powerful the p2w gap just grows with each scenario
GrandMasters is GrandLive but if you are you also get coins
I think that GL is the worst so far and its not even close.Idk what the big deal with mant was for people.This is like lotto scratcher tier rng.
>>576474256That doesnt seem to be worth if, if I have to waste tokens on shit songs to hit the threshold
>>576474276s/p2w/luckshittert. p2loser with no tachyon
>>576474314b-b-b-but it's LE FAST! >resets for the 36th time today
>>576474221>>576474232Apparently after 3rd anni, it's when JPbros say that fast learner become extremely important
>>576474314Mant took so long that your run could be a dud and you'd spend an hour or more figuring it out. Even the worst last minute bricks in GL take half that.
>>576474276Thats not true because I have meta cards and umas and I still suck and job to shit tier players with 1 gold skill on their uma.
/OURGOLDTYRANT/ will save us from the hog menace
>>576474373so UAF onwardswhich checks out because that's just before they worked out how to make good scenarios
>>576474197This artist should stop drawing for vtumors and draw Maya again
>>576474373jpbros also said grand live saved the game
>>576474276>f2p gets 1 SSR selector on 2nd anni>whales get 2 uma and 3 SSR selectors Yeah
I love this goofy pocket sized art hoe
>>576474459Maya is a vtuber though.
>>576474382Mant didnt seem to produce god awful runs that need instant glue for me.And anything someone said about deck flexibility being better without race bonus was full of ass.>You have the flexibility to use either 3 speed and 2 wit or 2 speed and 3 wit
>>576474314mant is the worst no matter how hard you try to gaslight yourselfgl is fine
>>576474414who is goldty and why is he ranting?
L'Arc is the peak of uma and everything past it is just meme ramen, bathhouse, food, island dogshit slice of life garbage.It goes downhill so hard
>>576474532Don't call her that.
TRANScend is the art hoe
>>576474626By royal decree you have to play the tongue game with the golden tyrant or face the consequences.
Is l'arc also 3 speed 2 witslop
>>576474631Sorry, high end emo lady
>>576474589Being better than MANT is not a high bar and having your run go to shit as you either get RNG'd out of the right songs or having to spend performance points only to not afford the right songs feels awful.
One of these is not like the others
>>576474492Low spender brosAre you going to buy the 70$ SSR and 3 star tickets?
>she's wasting her clocks before the almond clock rape erangmi sis
>>576474698retard, you need a stamina card for 2200m+ cms (longchamp, arima kino) or you get raped by stamina contest
>>576474475Has the most relatable uma after all
>>576474548>t. /vt/cuck
Any good TT decks for each distance and position? Asking unironically. Please leave your thoughts in the comments below.
>>576474698At least in mant you could use any kind of card as long as it has high race bonus.In GL you MUST click wit so you can have enough energy to buy the little gay ass tokens.
>>576474698haha you're RETARDED for asking about a future scenario IDIOT lmao
>>576474795
>>576474698No, larc is 2 speed, 1 pal, 1 wit and then it depends on the distance of the race.
GL is like unity cup except Light Hello gives you fucking guts instead of stamina like Rico and instead of lighting up all flashy and giving you a skill, your team doesnt do anything.
>>576474803watch out bwo you're gonna get jumped by the same 3 people who like GL and respond to every single post not shitting on MANT
>>576474884>にじさんじ新ユニットbetter days
>>576474698
>>576474740>uma ticket is up to kitasan blancoMight get both for kitasan and blaze brian if the free kitasan pulls are shit. Not idea what to get for the SSR tickets though
Every scenario is click Wits
>>576474920i love GL! its FAST!>autoselects a UG1 uma
>>576474698L'arc is the guts scenario
>>576474936>Guts propagandaain't falling for itsicne guts reworks still haven't seen this extremely powerful HaruUrara guts card ever do anything worthwhile
If you play umamusume you lose
>>576474973Guts is the newfag/poorfag strat
>>576475049Your sprintcasino WR and did you use guts cards?
Wit isn't good in and of itself but in every scenario except MANT it is important to keep ramming trainings without stopping. If Guts gave +5 Energy (and more with cards) we'd be mashing that instead
>>576475049It gets you a higher score in auto training
>>576474940Rice is not for lewd
Your wife is gonna get lonely
>>576475097nta but I didnt use guts on either sprint cm and won both
>>576475110
>>576474740Still a better deal than buying enough gamble currency to spark a banner.
>>576471839I enjoyed using hachimi cause Smooth Motion from Nvidia tears the models.FUCK SINGAPORE SWEEPY
Wonder how manu Umas are on meds for back pain
I will miss being able to easily tell uma grades apartA to S to SS to UG was very clear both in shape and colorUG to UF to UE and beyond is just going to be indistinguishable changes in purple for the next four years
>>576475097I gutsmaxxed last sprint and lost the finals to a regular high speed/pow/wit uma despite how much dueling was going on. Shit sucks.
>>576475201Deep Impact
>Check the first CM in GM>Scroll down to Late Surger>Latebros..
>>576475110100%
Emptying my balls inside Curren without any regrets
>>576475183hachimi will be fine japanese devs don’t know how to detect dll injection
>>576474676She is your gamer/information broker bro (female) actually
My imouto playing uma will be in the open league group B. Please be kind to her. I told her to run a Pasa on Unity with a poop deck
Introducing Laisu to hardcore pornography
>>576475224>They make Pui a first >100 Bust character and the L'Arc scandal is just her taking meds for back painConsidering the real life scandal was basically just a veterinary fuck up this would unironically work
Anyone knows if you get 7,500 paid carats or 5,000 paid carats with the 3 star selector?I might buy it
>>576475258Cumming in a woman feels like peeing your pants at school. Real niggas will know.
>>576475249bwo your sakura laurel?
>>576475412She's released after the CM, dunno if you are talking about the card or the uma tho
>>576475357I will rape her with my spreedsheet umas.
This thread was comfy
>>576475357Is your imouto single?
>>576475412nvm i'm retarded just go dober
I kind of want to do a manual run but my parents are still not ready.
>Rainbows give you more tokens>Group cards can rainbow instantly>Group cards are bad in GLExplain
>finally get a good rolled Falco run with the songs I need early>no med SI hate this slot machine ass scenario
>>576475469I doubt you'll even be in group B if you're using THAT spreadsheet>>576475504yes
>>576475521The uma Laurel is long only on top of that
>>576475590>>576475590>>576475590
>>576475562I hope she finds a good man (or woman) then.
>>5764754055000
>>576475549you're right anon im sure the 5 rainbow hits are really good and epic and awesome
>>576468279WHERE IS CAFE
>>576473768but they do
