Previous: >>576406481https://www.twitch.tv/ewc_allianzvault_en> TEKKEN! CARTOON | Alisa Bosconovitch ~Too much Love~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG2ge33StWc>Bob Gameplay Reveal Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp1BF4Ov55A>Nakatsu resigns from Tekken Projecthttps://x.com/nkt_dreamer/status/2061296807259595212>Patch noteshttps://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=3225>Season 3 plans:https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2380>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page>Glicko2 rating + player searchhttps://wank.wavu.wiki/abouthttps://ewgf.gg/>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargonhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Notationhttps://glossary.infil.net/>Moves Datahttps://okizeme.gg/https://tekkendocs.com/>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit?tab=t.0>Tekken 8 important moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#>Fundamentals guide for Tekken 8https://docs.google.com/document/d/15ZQy6eD31dnu6ZzXliRQdVxtB9oT_ub-yCb00RVS0q0/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.64pwd7lfnzip
Xiaoyu is mine.
Korea will win again
official pairing coming through
what a sloot
lidia
>>576509310Why is Paul so thin here and since when he's with Nina
>plays with controller>wins
>believes in kazuya with all his heart>makes it out of group stageit's just that easy
Ganmi-chan announcement soon
Genuinely how did tekken master qualify for ewc, all he does is whiff into button and spam random launchers
this outfit is so hotanna is so hot
that's exactly why
look at the screen michael
he tekken mastered
took the day off work tomorrow for no reason lads
taking a day off work is an adhd symptom
>>576509520nigga looks like a bug after you lift a rock
>>576509836Nakatsu's fault. Lidia is a girlboss character.
who even are these people in the crowd?
what is a tekken master to a farzeen? dats tuff
Who's Michael?
>>576510072Nah, that would be Reina Lidia doesn't have the attitude
yeah I just don't feel like going in tomorrowI felt a strong cosmic urge to call in sick
>>576510207more please drop me the catbox
>>576510192DLC story says otherwise, they wanted Lidia to be almost a main character. but it failed miserably. Lidia was Nakatsu's Favorite.
>>576510207>hair clipping on the jaw80$ dollars 2026 game btw
>doesn nothing >jobs to Heihachi If they wanted to make her almost mc they would've done that , but they didn't
>>576510207besties!
>>576510207>no footprints in the sand80$ dollars 2026 game btw
bruh they made drag's dark souls roll good in neutral?
knee doesn't have a chance against ulsan, at this point knee exists just as a scapegoat and ticket seller
season 2 drag changes were just as bad as the lars ones, only one got nerfed thougheverbeit
>>576510579>the coward didn't reply properlyMost of her intros are around her. Funny lars has some charmeven he's hated.
unc should start playing league like JDCR. this is not for them anymore
>passtranni turned off xer pass and is arguing with xerself again
denny, are you among us?
>>576509134I FUCKING LOVE TEKKENGIRLSAND SEX
kneega...
knee is coasting on a reputation he didn't earn and hasn't lived up to in over 5 years. there were moments where it looked like he solved the game but those were just flukes and he really doesn't know what's going onit's very telling that his biggest achievement since tekken 8 started was winning the one evo japan that most pakis weren't able to attend and had shadow in top 8
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
shadow was also top 8 in twt finals nomesane
If Ul'sahan wins again he better fund T9
let's get you to bed old man
the inner circle really wrote this booma as thanos in their scripts. how embarrassing
does AO still drink pee on camera?
yuyu juice hmng oishi
tanukana juice? ova hea
AO Victor is GOD VI not even VII
GoD Infinity in Asia btw
reminder that ninjakilla got god8 from a god3 lili using snake edge
and the lili was from eu
they sent this nigga to paristo competeas a joke
>niggakilla
bruh
i apologize for ninjakillawe promoted him to god8as a joke
how can these randoms play here
guaranteed hit with no scaling btw
Why can't African Americans speak english?
we are going back to the narrative that online rank doesn't translate to offline skill. i'm 6 ranks below ninjakilla but i play more offline so i'm up next
who the fuck is next? send racoon, send Maxdood
realistically who is going to get the first asia god infinite?
>>576513292Crescent Knee Lowhigh
That AO set was not even competitive lmao
>>576513292double is currently at the top of the asia leaderboard but xcc isn't far behind. either one of them could be it
blud died to tekken master's 10 string
>>576513649correction: knee is ahead of double and xcc but his region was set to europe
knee could get it free if he stays in eu for an extra week or two
reina? penis
korea is back
why is he popping off?
im out of booze
>3-0s everyone in losershow good was zubair to beat him? and how good is keisuke to beat zubair?powerscaling goes hard
speaking of penis, can already reach the tip if I lose a few pounds I think i'll be able to do more
>ulsan outmashes a tier 3 arab make-a-wish kid in losers bracketit's coming home. "korea will win again" - knee
ao refuisng using kuni is the reason he will lose
disgusting
victor is a better kuni than kuni so why would you pick kuni over victor
*slide counterhits you from south sudan*
because kuni is top 5 and victor isn't
>i was just playing on tilt the whole timeimmediate cope from this nigga. deport him STAT
>>576516446He has probably the worst personality of any top player, he has said previously that he doesn't ever give advice or help other players because he doesn't want them to improve over him. Actual bum holding NA back because they don't realize that you are only as strong as the people you play with
what are we looking forward to on day 2 bros? hopefully Soupa will show up
>knee 3-0lolmao
>>576517193It was concerning he was playing ranked the day before the tournament
https://xcancel.com/SmashJT/status/2085054978004336956#mBandai Lost
Today I learned the hard way why Yagami never uses his mic on stream
I wish my dad teached me Tekken…
>>576516968he jsut said it's harder for him to improve because there are so few NA players that take D8 seriously
my lifestyle wildI was living like a wild child
>>576516968seriously myk made a better case for him than he did. i'm hoping this isn't a breakout year for him and he ends up as a lilmajin what-if because he's actually a huge bitch
THREAD THEME:https://youtu.be/9JE6rUwfckI
PROOF(I GOT MY SWAGGER BACK)TRUTH
if Ulsan wins again I'm starting my tekken career
REAL THREAD THEME:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xsy-ztUw4g
>>576518806Yeah and then he also said that "it's not my responsibility to help anyone else improve" meanwhile in places like korea you have veterans literally spending a ton of time to train up a younger player to keep korea at the top
>>576519235fighting gm confirmed high IQ genius?
>>576519113Gay Z
>>576519235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E28wEF2NRlY
that joint buggin yearddeah
i wasn't born last nighti know these hoes ain't right
you know who carries?
What race is Fightinggm?
KleeMchaolancarries
>>576520295animenian
Capcom Won
>>576520395Klee?
denny..
I just finished my first day of training!!! I had a blast!!! I work with all women!!! I know all I asked for was a job!!! But wouldnt it be crazy if I got a girlfriend too!!! Itd be the greatest tekgen success story ever!!! I am focused on never returning to neetdom though!!!
imagine the sufference a gf would have to endure to be in a relationship with you
nigga done lost himself in the orange crush
>>576521098good luck neettwin, avoid semi landwhales or landwhales and celebrate that
>>576521026Who was in the wrong here? Who's the third girl?
>>576521673there was no third girl, his gf wrote that post cause she skipped med and imagined things
I imagined my micropenis in a tgirl
im at war with myself
>>576521212I may be a loser but at least I am not... a neet!!!
why are they so good at the game?
>>576524510based as fuck, we need people like you to work for us neets!!!what would we do without you!!!
just post it already
aidogtranny moment
i'm unsatisfied and unfulfilled with myself
Nicola! Taste the love!
we will be playing tokon
we playin eday blud
I didn't ask for this
for me? it’s gt7
gt? the goat
>tomorrow's group has lowhigh vs raef and rangchu vs sin>if sin and raef lose they'll play elimination game against each otherthat'll be funny
ugly as a >sin
blckpanther_20z vs raef would feed the streets
https://store.playstation.com/en-gb/concept/10018441Sony Won
deh dah dieheheheheheh dorya
do you ever feel like a burdenlike you're not allowed to take up space
im not well
>>576527405nope, why would you feel like that? have you seen the people around you? sometimes i wonder how are they even still alive.ofc this only matters if you're not fat, if you're fat then yeah you're a burden and should get a on a diet ASAP
Just watched the EWC that was live today.Farzeen has to be the player least deserving of respect to ever to touch this game.The guy has no playstyle, he just picks the characters in the roster that has to interact the least and just runs that character's retarded, autopilot flowchart because he knows it's braindead.Thanking God every day for making this the last tekken game ever so i never have to see Victor and Lidia on screen again.
>>576527763i'm probably too thin if anything
ok lets drink
rate my OC
>>576528267neat, so you're not wasting food like these fatasses, you're not wasting space, like these whales that take 2 chairs, you're not randomly accusing people of rape either.i'd say you're doing better than you think
THE GREATEST PLAYER IN ALL OF NA100 GAME WINSTREAKS IN RANKEDGOES TO THE WORLD STAGE0-2
To die would be a kind opf relief
he has no international experiencehe has no training partnersnot enough na players are taking tekken 8 seriouslyhe was playing on tilt
>player plays the game as intended to win most efficiently in a competitive settingno wayyyy... why would farzeen do this...
the light was in his eyesthe chair was the wrong heightthe monitor was laggingthe water wasn't filtered
dr pepper milkshake
im on the gin
I'm afraid to shitate only chips and chocolate for three fucking days
i don't want to go to sleep because i didn't do anything todaygoing to sleep will be admitting that i wasted my whole dayso i will stay up all night instead doing nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0VaWLTTj2Ynice general
Whats that one move
hadouken
party crasher
>>576528693oof. dead last huh
naraku
>>576530979>>576528693>7500 dollarsthe only thing that matters
I have 33356 exhentai pages bookmarkedAnd 7,888 favorites, some overlap with bookmarks as rereads
I don't believe you.
im only motivated when im drunk
>>5765309797500 and a week in paris isn't so bad
I would never go to paris if you gave me 7k
>>576531463Traveling isn't free, his sponsor is not good enough to pay for the 4k+ he has spent on this
the saudis probably put the players up for cheap if not free. they're paying out the ass for a lot of dumb shit all to help legitimize ewc as a big deal in gaming
imagine all the rtx you could buy with 7k
>>576531173link a few good ones>>576531886can't wait for the oil stage when the saudis buy bamco
>>576532052They don't but nice try, raef is the only guy they do that for since he's literally a saudi
ninjakillas in paris
>>576532052nah they don't need to do shit anymore they are in the 3rd year already and people are all in on it
why does my sweaty scrotum smell so goodoskar main btw
every decision i've ever made has backfired on me
>>576532501Them do what you would oppositely do for every decision from now on
im a fucking loser
does it mean you still use a gtx?
my life just keeps getting better
im in a prison of my own making
you got huge dickgirls? no? then it isn't better
maybe he got something better (gran turismo 7)
I hafta fucka da tranny
I finger my ass thrice before bed
rimjobs are comfy
I fall asleep watching this game nowmurratio and thakur cured insomnia
>>576534130this but for some reason i get more and more miserable
I need the full fist these days
>>576521026it's okay for your gf to have videos sucking dick and fucking other men online but you will be told to kys by waves of foids if you dm another girl once
my life peaked in 2012, it's all been downhill since then
I exposed myself
im sad drunk again…
expose-moi
HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EVEN LOSE WITH LAW? THIS CHARACTER IS A COMPLETE JOKE HE IS NEVER UNSAFE
I' M A DRAGON
who's law?
it's like putting on goggles that make you dizzy. picking law in tournament momentarily turns you into a retard
he exposed
I mashed too hard with law and by doing so I exposed myself
goodbye horses
I have... a micropenis.
guess who gave birth last week
AK and knee already out, if lowhigh doesn't at least make it to top8 I'll end everything, I have nothing going on in my life
>>576538268congrats to kanner and nakatsu
THREAD THEME:https://youtu.be/gQEyezu7G20
the world chewed up my micropenis spat it back and laughed
my micropenis laid bare for all to see my cohorts make fun of me I hate myself
>>576529915I exposed myself
I exposed
myself
nice general you actual retards
alivegen
>>576540465I exposed myself
>>576538402Pakistan is just too strong
as a longtime tekken fan, they should just let the franchise die
17ers be like >>576541384
generals like this should not be allowed
im my own hostage
give my brain to a female and she kills herself in a day
https://soundcloud.com/user-247720603/fuck-murray
exposed myself blud having a mental breakdown thats cool
>>57654160717ers are already 10 years veteran.In the same time frame we went from Tekken 1 to Tekken Tag Tournament 2
>>576509134Heihachi gets to spank this
I am gay.
can i confess something? I love women as much as the next guy but i have always found vaginas to be very weird looking
>>576541785kill yourself
they just boring desu and deceiving worst of all
I LOVE FUTA COCK
what's that recent meme song where it's 2 chibi anime characters dancing and the japanese male singer is saying something like "get it get it done, get it get it done"
I NEED TO FUCK A TRANNY
it's "shut the fuck up"
>>576544354Hai Yorokonde - Kocchi No Kento also its Geragera po not get it done
didnt ask
i love men
>>576534374I am one and have one, so yes, it keeps getting better
>>576544502you got it done!
im stuck in my ways
I dont know what winning feels like
winning eleven
i need to find the strength to start again
>boot game>go to settings>can enable dlaathat's what winning feels like
in 4-5 days I will become
im bi-winning
>>576544596It doesn't matter how big it is you are meant to be bent over and loved
I got gonorrhea and gangrene
bro got a gang oh my days
its time to die tekken and tekgenits been a nice little run but its done
tekgen will only die when I do i post as 9 different people and we can talk all day if we need to
Nobody actually likes vagina anon, if it wasn't gay to like dick I guarantee 90% of straight men would be into dicks. Dicks are just more appealing.
Why is butt so washed?
there is literally nothing more hetero than fucking another man's ass
time for the yearly hotline miami 1+2 playthrough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW1yCDcpTJk
talking about the paki
just brushed my teeth my last act of normality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9imCm6CrNZ8gotta get a grip
>hotline miaMID miss me with it
i only click on thread themes
my micropenis wasn't meant for this world
my macropenis brought me herpes
>>576547007lol it's exactly the music capcom wanted for sf6 and they couldn't make.
my genitalia were exposed
I knew he was infected but I still let him inside me
Capcom victory
anyone have the clip of LTG losing to GODFREAKGAMING
why is this the most schizo general in the entire website?what can we deduce from this?
>>576548314I exposed myself
ew tranime
>>576548314this place is saving the internet
im gay
I just found the cure to ADHD
i have tourettes
ADHD, aids, micropenis... i was born with all of this. how the fuck could I end up being anything other than a big fucking loser?
I contracted cocklust a few yrs ago
THREAD THEME:https://youtu.be/p0mRIhK9seg
i need to go away
I live at my dad's as a 36 year old neet
gonna move outta my parents and rent a little incel room in a house share
my dad bailed on us long ago
im balding and pencildicked
im escaping to japan next month without telling my evil family
>evil familythey just want u to get a job dude
my dad is my mom
why is every streamer dyslexic
>>576551650not in this lifetime and they shouldnt have spoiled me so thats on them
im empty eyed
>>576509134
marvel tokon: fighting souls
wwyd if reo looked at you like this?
I need to fuck a femboy
i look in the mirror and hate the face looking back at me
page 8
page 1
always had the hots for milhouse's mom
i was pass my genes onto a ladyboy
>>576553671Guess I gotta get pregnant again.
i keep forgetting shasneed is in the game unless AK is playing
trannime
THREAD THEMEhttps://youtu.be/CMV850rhcQM?si=e-w-jXDLb0CM9MxV
>>576557194b-based
im going to sleep depressed and i will wake up depressed
is reina le weak or le strong now
le troon core
>>576553671filter image md5
dead shit game
>>576553671i would let it lick my hairy balls
im a man
men? not a fan
did they ever reveal who was ash's father
>>576558535Yagami beat Ulsan and Atif
I miss jokerposting
surely you meant jesterposting
Im tired of ze zame old phases, ze zame old tings
I'm tired of you mongoloids shitting up the thread. You don't even play Tekkino8
>>576558535shits out damage, best movement on a mishima, insane parrybut you have to be good to actually play like that and every other reino main is a ff2 bot so only Yagami can do it
>>576566347i prefer the dub desu
>reina>insane parry
more like insanely pretty
i miss drawfag, he used to keep the trannies in check
he was scum and a spammer who didn't actually play the game
he was a based pest control guy and half the gen hates the game anyways
the pest control got exterminated
>>576548314murray
>>576548314one shit for brains 24er can take over a general its that simple
racist ass Michale Murray
>one
i started with t7 in around 2022 i believe, guess that makes me a 22er teehee
Lilianon...I need you...
'20ers are the strongest front
Lilianon...i miss you...
24ers saved this fucking general show some respect
nobody talking about paul sneaking his way into ewc
>tournament trannieseww
paul never win anything so its ok. he's fodder for ulsan's 3peat
17ers literally let Harada and Murray piss and shit in their mouths with charging them for FRAME DATA and they have the audacity to speak up against 24ers. Nigga, shut your fucking mouth. Fucking slave.
this is the worst thread on this boardif you are /here/ you should kys
Uhh Tekkenbros is this good
I only come here for tournaments now, to see the state of this general and it's so depressing, I'm immediately out. Pass tranny + stupid reina poster and other schizos killed it all.To a point, Discord feels more sane. Stay in chats or discord and forget this place. Just let it die.
>>576574539it was okay when tournament was on
I only come here for schizo posting now, to see the state of this general when a tournament is on it's so depressing, I'm immediately out.Pass tranny + stupid reina poster and other game talking faggots killed it all.To a point, Discord feels more schizo. Stay in chats or discord and forget this place. Just let it die.
I only care about lilianon
>>576574982we’re in the middle of the worst tekken, what did you really expect out of the tekken general?
I am a conjurer of cheap tricks, I'm here to rob you
DORYA
ch df2 DORYA DORYA deep dash DORYA buffered microdash df1 df2 dash ss 4 1 OTOSHI ss 4 1 df1 2 heat dash wavu 1 plus 2
Sleep study done miggas had to take lotda clotiazepam to finish it cause couldn't sleep hopefully won't alter ze results too much KKEK All in all a fun experience in looking like robocop out this bitch with all these cables KEKhmm what else to talk about :$Ah yeah I was thinking of playing league but it feels kinda pathetic as a unc to try to climb in league like shouldn't I be trying to start le family and shit ? WellThat's enough posting for today really in a good mood cause I fried my brains with relaxants hehehe teeWho are you miggas rotting for in ewc I don't even know who's thereI personally like SCHIKURIN cause he has a funny face and he plays Lee lee See ya next time Uoooooo!!Also one question for atelier chads I'm low iq and adhd can I just play in a free way doing random shit and get a bad ending I can't bearsed to try to consciously understand the game mechanics and try to optimize it I'm way too bad at learning new mechanics sadge I wanna be free in the game and do random shit fr fr without worrying too much about time constraints
get a job dude
>>576581485I'm gonna DORYA through your pantyhose and DORYA into your panties.DORYA
Ever since lingsizord stopped HRT he's talking in a much cuter way, cool
>>576580024Wait, how the fuck are you buffering a microdash? Only the f of the fnf can be buffered. That's asinine.
I'm gonna GTX through your pantyhose and GTX into your panties.GTX
thats actually cute in a way, the passfag outta give gpuanon a chance imo he a good boy
>>576581852He'll have to contact my fan club president, kill yourself anon. He handles all my fans.
i better dress accordingly then
>>576582419https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHU28e8hZkA
>>576581485get a job
Sega Won
Gojo Won
2 hours left
i read some paper that jappa men are wired to find bust to waist ratio attractive rather than the more common hips to waist ratiothat would explain why tekken girls have such small butts
jappa do not like women at all and japan is on red alert cause the birthrate just reached a new low.anime ruined these people
Japan not even an outlier among east asia and europe. Korea is way worse
korean are not people anymore so they don't really count, they are materialistic social media bots trapped in a human body
he would have won if he could have his earbuds in
give me one good reason to ruin my life with a woman instead of jerking off to hentai >kidslmaoshe can just walk away whenever, take the kid so you never see them again and you become a nameless money donator in their lifecongrats you have no kids, no woman and no money anymore
ive noticed this pattern with incels where they always assume the worst outcome to justify inactivity. extreme loss aversion one could say
yeahconsidering how much happier they are with their choices they sure spend a whole fucking lot of time justifying them
people with kids be like"that experience changed my life, being a parent is so shitty that it made me rethink my existence" and then they have the cognitive dissonance to tell you this is a reason to have kids. lmao this is why antinatalism is the way
>give me one good reason to ruin my life with a womanas you grow older you'll tend to get sick, having a partner will allow for easier survival.mom won't be around forever
neither will anime, i'll make sure of it
the (you) economy is in the dumps
why would (you) myself?
>>576584104as if they can't poison you anytime or leave
>>576584593fair, but they also get old (and frequently sick) so they rely on you as much as you rely on them.women don't age well, it is much harder for them to leave after their prime time, they'll be much uglier, have no career (in most cases) and no financial support.in short, securing a partner will allow for easier survival, it's a valid reason to get one, if you managed to get that one woman that leaves in her 60s then yeah, sorry to hear i guess
1 hour and 13 minutes left
yeah, 1 hour left till i do some mad deadlock sesh
>>576584836>have no career (in most cases) and no financial support.bro you speak like it's the 1700s
>>576585256it is like that, in many parts of the world (such as the one i live in) most wives here are stay-at-home, they have 0 financial independence.of course there are women with a career and the ability to support themselves but they are outliers.regardless it's worth the attempt for survival sake, even if the wife leaves, chances are that you'd still have kids who could provide support and if you had/have a good career you can always find another woman even in old age.in short, having a partner is a safer bet than having none for survival sake.>b-but you can get healthcare provider or adoptyes but that's beyond the point, we are talking about 1 (one) good reason to get a woman
asslan joining nee
>>576585513YOOOOOO
i'm a soldier
played against 5 people today, 4 of them had "streaming" as their tagmental illness
I forgot did jdcr make it?
>>576585679yeah they have 10 discord friends babysitting them and the gaming microsoft copilot add-on that gives real time strategy information by measuring probability of you throwing out specific moves by percentage and yout entire match history taken directly from the database
>>576585751no, he's still virgin
>>576585887he has sex with men though
that's why you should never be predictable
>>576581591Wadupo arissamastah
35 minutes btw
last time you ever felt like this doing anything?
>>576586785everytime i boot gt7
parasite eve is a fucking gem bros
>>576586785tekken 7 with the boys
>>576587008thanks, you too
>>576586785diving in the leaves and landing on dog shit? Tekken 8
>>576586718Playing some rogue trader rn. u?
>>576587360Uhhhhh up to some strange stuff
https://www.twitch.tv/ewc_allianzvault_enhttps://www.twitch.tv/ewc_allianzvault_enWEARELIVEIN 20 MINUTESMain Broadcast: TEKKEN 8 at EWC 26 - Day 2 - Group Stage - LIVE
time for some good ass tekken uGH
>>576587574shit url, please don't bother if you're not including a youtube urlRETARD.proper URL for those who fuck.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4PgY4Ydtiw
>>576587631Nbzhjaja
Nebuchadnezzar
getting eepy
OHHHH OH OHH OHHH OHHHHHHHHHHOHHHHH OH HHHHHHH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUR TIME IS NOW
don't make my mistakedon't walk in the front door expecting garlands and praise. come in disguise. take your time. assess
tekke board game good?
A man BANG BANG BANGA boatBANG BANG BANGA horseBAMG BANG BANGA war
nolan is subtly implying that homer was black
murray
>atif>top 3 tekken players in the world>never wins anything
still better than t8
>>576588902Akuma d3 merchant
>>576588902he's been washed all year. But it was funny how he kept getting second when he was probably the best player in the world.>>576588960He was raping people in t8 for over a year
you can tell myk is ozempic thinhe still this fat aura around him
The Jon will win so easy these players are really trash compared to Pakistani Tekken players.
>arslen>olsen
ozemyk
>ryan hart touches you out of nowherewhat the fuck
>>576588960the only akuma merchant is sou'ma 'imself (get it? frenchies don't sound out H :v)
>>576589641And always horny
https://www.twitch.tv/jfk_tkwatching EWC with JFK_TK
ogre
>>576589680you mean 'orny??? :v
>>tunes in to see EWC Tekken day 2>>Atif didn't even make it to the play off this timeIs there something about EWC that he's simply allergic to?
>>576589641his name was soukouma before akuma was even in tekken so he can't be a merchant. literally only played akuma because he liked his playstyle. in fanct he was the only honest Akuma main in the scene
>>576589818he's been shit all year except at cb. Anyways he wade grands 2 years ago
THREAD THEME:https://youtu.be/jPeheoBa2_Y
>>576589862idgaf if he mained ak or is now maining lee, he hasn't won anything ever since akuma got kicked out, he's an akuma player of the most mercantile variety
>markman>ok maybe he cured his retardation in the last months>THAT IS A PURE PUNISHnevermind
>hwgorilla mashes strings that track behind him for some reason>winsi'd kill myself if i had to play this for money
>>576589862lol souper was one of the most carried players in any fighting game ever, he has no results without akuma
ikari's anti-hwaorang is literally just dickjabbing
imagine losing to rest
ikari is like a korean mainmancompletely carried by random launchers and 5050the fact that he won EVO is all the evidence you need that kazuya is minimum top 5 most broken character atm
Ikari p1 is dogshit idk why he hasn't been practicing it
kazuya is so broken bro
ikari winning evo is a perfect example of how kazuya can carry any retard that gets lucky enough times
Evo Japan ain't evo I DONT EVER WANNA HERE THOS MAN BE CALLED AN EVO CHAMP
rest goes for round start b3alright
he knows this turbofraud is too bad to launch it even if he blocked itthat was the ultimate humiliation
THIS IS PAKISTAN3-0 VERY EASY
>the jon doesnt play ultra broken king anymoreuhh what?
>>576590680ak has a better matchup against eddy
both kings are ultra broken what is blud waffling about
>>576590794because of his ws moves?
>>576590496dding already won broski
>>576590874thejon only let one game because of grace if he switch to king then this is the end
dding won the biggest fraud award which is shocking when playing against a paki
kek i hate pakis
saw this and got reminded of tekken 8https://store.steampowered.com/app/4775410
my doctor asked me to monitor my stool for traces of blood and i told him i don't even have tekken 8 installed
ffn2 ffn2 ffn2 ffn2 wow ak so fundamental
thejon has such a fucking ugly ass paki facethat and plays king, very easy nigga to hate
its ddingover
it hurts
fuck pakis
Crazy how ak can just land a throw and do 100 damage, he's just so fundamental
jeon "rage art merchant" Dding.
fuck kings but fuck eddy even moreit's just vintage victor vs lidia where both players should be disqualified in character select
raef is cute and i wouldn't mind a night with him.to play tekken of course
raef is gonna get blasted and then (((they))) activate the lag switch
I need raef and sin to lose so we get the grudge match
someone tell obama to shut the f upthis pachinko game is not that deep
obama talking so much is like a form of workout for him
I don't know which one I hate more, Fahkumram or Bryan
raef kinda hot ackshually
>gets the game winning ws1>drops itrig is in
>based obama talking twice as much to spare us julios retarded outputmongolian jesus
the fact fahk d4 hasn't been nerfed yet is such a joke lmao
BROOOOO
fahk is such a carried ape it's insane
he's at the lowesthigh
alright the rigged "you get 2" is over, now lowhigh can go full-inthey need this kind of deals to keep teams and players active in the community, it's all for show
why does everyone eat the low from the 3 hit string?also raef on super drugs. hiding his mouth showing obvious adderal overdose.
ff3 is a disgusting move
18 damagei14fully homingcounterhits for 41 dmg and okisounds like a reasonable low for a character to have
not as disgusting as anime
SUPER LAG SWITCH LOOOOOL
Knee status?
3-0 total legit match kekid
uhm fahk bros how do we downplay this?
Tell me fackurmom isn't broken
rip grudge match then, I don't believe sin can beat rangchu ever
why couldn't ninjakilla do this?
>>576592861he sucks
>>576592861>NA
rangchu is the god of abare
it's a sin to be that fat
>>576592895you are talking about the first and only tekken god mega emperor prime infinite.show some respect.
>>576592861he literally won and then decided to whiff his game winning combo for fun
And from Europe...wait, he is another brown from the sand
>>576592990Asian ranked is NA -2 ranks
the raef match was rigged to motivate controller users to attend and signup to these events.a 3-0 match will make people talk, but it's clear that raef is out of the tourney during his next match.
>>576592995I miss vincent too bro
holy moly another fahk chimpcan NOT wait for the fahk mirror after this
hmm fahk might not be bottom 10 after all
>>576593065ninjakilla won knee lostand now ninjakilla lostcope
notice how lowhigh was complaining before the match? something was up and the match was definitely rigged!!
>>576593152ninjakilla himself said that NA ranked sucks, you are the one coping
i literally told you before the match>dding magically unable to break any throws>team falcon leading overallits rigge for sand nigeros>>576593243he is literally infinite. like it or not.
EUROGODS OUR TIME IS NOWBURGERTARDS IN SHAMBLES
that was almost cool but then he had to throw it again
SIN THE EXEMPLARY DUTCH GUY TAKE MY ENERGY
>>576593965guy is gonna empty your fridge lmfao
NOOOOOOOOOOO
uhm fahk BROS how do we downplay THIS?
my GOD fahk needs to be deleted from the gamesuch a monkey carry character made so blind people can win tournaments
will murray announce anything here?
imagine playing good tekken game on a nice summer evening with nice sunset.. yeah..
Murray went back to his home planet Terra-Rattus
phidx has more viewers than SWE......
Can they make the rigging less obvious, the jon whiffed 3 throws in 2 rounds and none of them were punished at all
>>576595513steve bluds be likeThese are the fists of a champion!
I haven't been playing for 2 years or something but punishing stagger lows with Hwo u3 was always something I wanted to implement into my game.Very cool to see in action.
>>576595751when was the last time you fucked then
using the homing throws when in heat should drain 1/3rd of your heat
>>5765958075 years or something
>>576595807yestadei
homing i10 70dmg throw into homing i10 70dmg throw into homing i10 70dmg throw into...
wtf they actually show what controller they use under their names on the stage lmao
It's HwoverOnly scrub characters left in the tournent
>can i lick your bald spots later?
I'm just tired of big muscular men tekken
murray won this is a fahk ur mum game
>fahk mirroryeah not watching this slop and everyone participating should kill themselves irl
>>576596470kek
Bro Raef is 100% on drugs. He was never that jittery and hyper.>>576596508Tekken 7 was Tekkens 9/11.When soul turned into kuso.
>>576596631pedophile ass faggot
>>576596830he's also fat
>>576596730>Bro Raef is 100% on drugs. He was never that jittery and hyper.he's stoic when he plays jin. now he plays pachinko ball at the arcades
how come both of these guys are playing Fahkumram don't they know Azucena is top 5????
viewers dropping like flies during this match btw
rangchu blocking like crazy and not mashingrigged
are there any announcements during EWC
ugliest match of the century
>>576597505EoS and Knee retirement
>i hear you're working and building a careery-yea
get a job before judging others
E N G A G E
my bottle of gin is on its way
what job should i get
ive cut my hair and gave myself the frfr haricut. who's the unc now. im bussin
how can people argue eddy isn't top 5 when he's had just as much tournament representation as kazuya this year?
tiers are a meme
memes stopped existing circa 2023
looked in the mirror and saw a chud
why are they playing this sin match? makes no sense, just skip it already
>>576599237me when riri on screen
Play The First Descendant!
https://x.com/Farzeen_tk/status/2085053189724758145
Play Deadlock!
We were robbed off Sexy Tekken Force girl
>>576599841https://www.ign.com/articles/grand-theft-auto-6-an-extended-look-premieres-on-netflix-this-month-rockstar-confirms
>>576599738I love women and sex but I also love Tekken
>>576600151You will surely love The First Descendant!
>>576600026Indeed, we were robbed.
>>576600026>Female vampire ma wife
buff mcwhalen
I hope the next group isn't as dogshit
aint watchin
nvm just checked it it's even worse
next group is more fahk btw
why u fahk me i fahk u bloody
wheres my dad
i'm here now ~
>niggakilla lost as fahk>rangchu lost as fahkcan we admit he's an honest b tier that works harder than other characters to win
Arsalan will win so easy this is a joke why he is not seeded in round 2? He is best player in the world why waste time???
drowned in group stage twice btw
inshallah bruddas ourguy arsalan shall take it all
obama is just so bald like even if you just hear him you know he's bald
sin has the puerto rican phenotype
all Pakistani players have won so far but you think Arsalan will lose? idiots
raef will beat everyone and win
>Mulgold out>Rangchu out>Knee out>Nobi in>literally all the Pakis and Saudis except Atif inDidn't have that on my card
all these fat asians in one group
your strength, extraordinary
what r u guys watchin'?
>>576603347Playing Grim Dawn while having Joel vods in the background.
>>576603347>>576600132hop on netflix sis
What's with this weird ass conventionally attractive white boy caster, is he trying to show off? Does he not know this is a game for ugly brownoids and gooks. Get this fucking faggot off my screen, NOW.
https://x.com/oirandrive/status/2085174858950807749Tekken Lost
My surrogate activity went out the window whence I lowered my jewpills. Fucking garbage ass shit convinced me I liked it. It was all a biochemical ruse.
>My surrogate activitymeant to say Temporary ADHD hyperfixation
This is nominally my favorite KPOP song, despite me listening to the genre for... other reasons. What do you, think? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1L1F7mqOzvU
>BRO MY HYPERFIXATIONfucking disabled reddit zoomer
i assume kpop is the asian version of stuff like the swift bitch or dua lipa.not my thing but happy for u
how is meo-il now the skinniest korean in this group
I am all for switching up the western soulless sport aesthetics (I.e red blue etc) but this Saudi scenography looks like they will saw off peoples limbs at some point during the broadcast. Am I trippin?
>>576603661stop the pills twin
mangja needs to lose because there's a chance he might pull out lidia later in the event
If people think the Epsteins are bad wait till you see what the Arab Epsteins get up to.
the saudi royal familiy are crypto jews btw
we already know they marryt heir 9yo cousin it cant get THAT bad
ea games owned by kushner and saudis lol
Manga what the fuck is this shit
Futa lili
What a gangster
>winning off flip kicktekken 5 masher kino
Arslan will 3-0 so easy just watch idiots this is why he is the best 8 time evo champion nobody else this good
>carried paki claudio vs carried jappa idontevenknowwhatthey really should've seeded this betteryesterday had winner candidates eliminating each other round 1 and here we have random jobbers cruising to 2nd stage for free
these feng combos are horrific
>>576603458
Pakistan WINagain again again
chat for these events is always nothing but india vs paki shitposting
Can't even go for incelwalks with these temperatures
>>576606627kys wintertroon
spring and autumn are goated though
>>576604024>ADHD RSD Meltylmfaoooo
>>576606923kys only summer is worth living, autumn is for faggots
>>576606967>RSDrunescape dragowilds?
Hafiz is not even top 10 in Pakistan this is so funny how can these players win against Arsalan?
>>576606923imagine having your brain shit out these words>>576606967same for youliterally disabled retards
>>576607005Jagex Wonned
japan sucks at this game they invented
just hopkick bro
and then after all that shit he lost to a random hopkickAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>576607063my reaction doesn't invalidate yours LMFAO, AHAHA
breadman couldn't have picked a better name huh
>>576607252yes it does LULULULULUUL
Reminder if your character has a hopkick then you aren't playing an honest character
wow it's another two characters that press a mid or low super button to go into stance and do a mix that goes into more mix and all you can do is guess so coolvery excited to watch them flip coins together
this nigger playin zaf in a million dollar tournament in 2026lolololololo
god i wish they put some diet sponsor under his face just to fuck with him
>>576607564that's where the gene is stored
>gaddafi plays tekken 8the more you know
anon was right this really is the fat chinaman bracket
How fucked these niggas brains from playing Tekken 8 for a living
>>57660771950
>playing t8bad by itself>playing t8 in francevery bad>playing t8 in france for a livinghell nah
Mainman restrewm watchers low iqPhidx watchers : so cringe can't even speak on it>Kim xiao restreamwatcheraGifabrained
breadman the strongest korean sending the paki home
imagine the massive ass shape he'll leave on that chair
there is no way another paki moves on
my main lost? time to pull out broken top tier pick #3god i hate pakis. the only one i kind of respect is that paul playing nigga but even he picked drag in some harder matchups
go for a run breadboy
Nah Kassim Meer is a mysterious woman Burnette enjoyer hence the Anna pick
>lag switch at the wrong time almost made the paki loseclose one terrorist organizer
I'm enjoying the games more without dem niggas yappin sound mutedWhat else oh I'm gonna eat a smoothie
THE TIME HAS COMETHE FINAL FAT CHINAMAN VS THE TERRORIST LEADER
imagine being so fat that your name is literally cherryberrymango
There has got to be something wrong with the setups because I have never seen people not whiff punish or miss punishes as much as these last 2 days
Never Stop Believing.
this will be so easy for Arslan what a joke korea is nothing compared to Pakistan
>>576609145double monitor splitter setups are always iffy>>576609175K I N O
yall sleeping on pumpkin soup it's goated
3 Pakistani players3 Pakistani winners
>>576607138Just like England with Football.
I am so fucking tired of watching nina how have they not gutted her after 3 years
raef would have won by now
twunc talmbout soup lol
>be arslan>cut his hair short in the winter>keep hair long in the summeris there any reason to be like this? there must surely be some sort of therapy he can do to solve this
the game just said no
>>576609617AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKOREA IS TRASH
they're playing on a modified arab version of tekken 8 that forces arslan to win
In what world does cbm actually choke there lmao
>>576610597hes a gay schizo terrorist
Fat lost again...
crazy how suboptimal arslan's punishment is, literally just 12 everythingand he still wins
Jin is so weak
this is the 4th time I've seen a Korean choke like this today. Pakistan is not even playing that well, they're just taking advantage of the fact that everyone is terrified of them and making stupid mistakes.
if cbm plays jin in his elimination match then we walks away from this tournament the winner, no matter the results
>>576610891There is something fucky with these setups, they used the same ones in sf6 which had a ton of issues
I’m in Paris and the ticket is something around $15: Should I go tomorrow?
>>576611628only if you share pics with us every step of the way
save up for a plane ticket out of france
deadpool is a mishima
>>576611628only if you give knee a wedgie
where are the bear players
hafiz tanqueerqasim queer
massive queer? big fan
/zafgen/ - zafina general
i miss awais honey
japina? gay
what's with hafiz and his fake drawn beard? like just wait another 5 years till you turn 18 and get a real beard no?
hes trying his best.it just wont grow
it's patchy and growing on the sides of his chin kek
another win for our boy!!
>>576613115muslims have to grow their beard out
his mother was a goat dont give him a hard time
3-1 mangja here, watch and learn
MALGU TAKE MY COUNTER TERRORIST ENERGY
arslan ash is now honorary japanese
she's ready to draw whenever she's near arslan
I think it's funny that they never mention that the reason he left japan is because pakistan is a shithole
arslan left pakistan because his wife and daughter are super boring to be around and japan has cute boys who dress in girl clothes
>left country B because country A is a shithole???
just shot the thickest load for mama
Marvel Tōkon: Fighting Souls
he left pakistan cause he was tired to share his winnings with the locals and get threatened for it.he was also taxed 3 times more on top of it
i love smashing
>>576613775this he doesnt want to get killed for his money or be recruited for a suice bombing or randomly get killed because ranjeet lost in a cockfight and had a bad day
but where are the indian tekken players
>>57661398528 years old btw
>>576614094looks 45 desu
>>576614037>>576614026arslan is fucking loaded, he's like top 5% in pakistan, he may seem like a normal dude to yous because of the wealth disparity between the west and third world countries
how many times is mangja going to fall for df1,2 into duck?
LIDIA? WOW I LOVE TEKKEN
more like arslan trash
>>576614246kek he's not even in the top 50%, pakistan is overruled by millionaires, he's above average but that's about it
>Pick Lidia >Lose
>>576614505>>576614505>>576614505
