>>576459162>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>great annual questionnairehttps://forms.gle/aCGZaKKPkCeiNAr3A
>cocky
First fo-fuckSecond for based Saki OP
I wanna spread them cheeks so bad bros...
Mahjong looks like THAT?
>shaving causes cuts on my face>growing it out makes my face feel itchyHow do maintain your facial hair for optimal mahjong style?
the most boringest saki in existence
I recently started taking showers with bbq sauce and I smell fantastic all the time.
>>576573364Electric shaver set to a low length. Also, only shave with the grain. You'll cut your neck up using a shitty bladed razor going against the grain
>>576573364>cutsjust shave properly
I stopped bothering during the 'rona and now I mostly trim with scissors because my machine broke and razor needs too much cleaning with longer hair
>>576573448>You'll cut your neck up using a shitty bladed razor going against the grainI've been doing it wrong this whole time.
>/mjg/ is fat balding old men with neckbeards
>>576573364I don't grow any facial hair.
>>576573380but enough about nodoka
>>576573921Nodokek has breasts and that's interesting
>>576573873Also ugly and manlets, and possibly asian.
>>576573813Yeah if you're using a cheap razor with replaceable blades you'll fuck your neck up occasionally no matter how careful you are.>>576573873>>576574196I am 6'4, white, and not fat or ugly. I am old though, can't win 'em all. Mahjong.
>>576574316I used an electric razor but against the grain is what I meant.
>>576574119I'm a firm believer that tiddies are good
>>576573364You need to open your pores first my dude. I always shave directly after I step out of the shower. But other methods include using a steaming hot towel and lay on your face and neck. Shaving foam works too but I don't need it. I also use a safety razor
>>576573364i shave every night to maximize smooth face to face contact with my dakimakura when i sleep
>>576574316This you?
>>576574587You know it
>>576574449>safety reddit
>>576573364Electric shaver
>>576574316>6'4, white, and not fat or ugly. I am old though>Mahjong.Will you marry me?
>>576574316Shut up old man, I'd literally oneshot you with a single hit from a gun.
I've been spending too much on this game lately even though I already got a main. Heck, I've had a main before that since the day the game came out on mobile and they gave away free stuff to reroll with
>>576575078>you load one (1) magnum (m) round>he says "ron"
>>576575086More cookies for Ichihime is never a bad idea.
>>576575152YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!
>>576575086Alcohol makes Mahjong more fun. Probably a better value proposition if you already bought pngs from Fuji
>>576574436based and redpilled
>>576575086every dollar spent on MJS is a dollar not spent on frank's gameyou should be spending half your salary on MJS if you don't want RC to win
>>576575498>Chomikuplus
>>576574587how did he get that hair back
BANLIST
>>576575959Turkish voodoo
is turkey a better place to get plastic surgery now than south korea
>>576576061>no one from the threadGlorpshit
>>576576814not a word
*gloops inside you*
>>576576061what's the point of posting ID if no one else knows it >2.9k for 3rd partythat's like 1% of jade population that has played a game in the past year
>>576576061>F***KFrank got so angry at his competitor that he cheated
>>576574907I use a safety can opener and to be honest a safety razor sounds like a similar upgrade
>>576576993Jeanne D'Arc...corrupted by black man...
Honestly, I don't feel like having a beer today
>>576577556Don't worry, I got your back and will drink one for you.
>>576576993Who's that nigger oc?
today's wwyd is hard because I just want to lock the dora pair again, but I know I will get ragebaited by the guy going "but le wait is going to be shit, so you should do something weird like dropping 8m now because I'm fucking retarded and I might drop the dora later for a better wait.
>read books>keep the dora!>read bots>throw away the dora!
>>576578659>and I was rightYeah, fuck off.
>>576576482gooks will steal your chinbones
>>576578710>stealing RC emotesyuzo-1.gif
>>576578659I didn't hesitate to cut the 8m, but the WWYD's reasoning had dick to do with what I was thinking>two dora + tanyao = I don't mind opening this hand anymore
>>576578659>>576578742easiest 8m discard ever, you might be retarded
>>576577556You know what, you're right.Let's drink some wine instead.
>Won another all last with a dama chiitoiTsuchida sama... arigatou....
>>576579295>damaYour lessons are incomplete
>>576579294I ended up buying a drink anyway, but a soju instead of beer for a change
my cat is sitting on my desk watching birds flying outside
>>576580230bravo staintkuckoldsyou ruined jade
Why is everyone but saints getting ridiculed for playing in the weaker rooms? Saint playing in jade is the same as master playing in gold, no matter how you cope
>>576579404Moushiwakegozaimasen Tsuchida sama... I never should have doubted.
>>576580425Celestial in Throne are the best players in the world. Masters in Gold aren't.Throne is way scarier!
>>576580425it's not, blame catfood
>>576580425It's easier to play in jade than throne
>>576580614beautiful
>haitei tsumo on my dealer turn puts me in last in south 4
>>576580085my cat only ever wants to come into my room when im in the middle of jacking off
why op pic always erotic but the rest of the thread never erotic?
>>576580643it's also easier to play in gold than jade
>>576577556instead of beer, how about having a deer today?
>>576580628>celestials>best players in the worldlollmao
>>576581338Yes that is indeed the point
Notice how Jane stopped her shit since amae started requiring an API key to use
nya
>>576573364just buy an electric shaver, it's impossible to cut yourself with it
I've angels fall from blinding heiightsbut you yourself are nothing sooo divineeeeeJUST NEXT LINEEEEfujitakana-11.png
>>576581082Please don't post scary images
>>576581669It could happen to you!
>>576573364Get a safety razor, the shave is much better. It's also far cheaper in the long run.
fuhhhhbarber just nicked me left ear
Hold up, chord of the future riichi music lowkey goes kinda hard
>>576582756It midkey ong be unbussing and cringepilled.
>>576582809
>>576582809Steve players are bald..?
tourney doko?
Tomorrow for sure...
>>576582809What the fuck is he doing noooo
>>576583197Confirming tanyao
>>576583471Steve bros... why are we so retarded?
>>576583471
>>576583479>vlc
>>576583892it just werks
>>576583920lol
>>576583973its not 1980 anymore grandpa theres nothing wrong with vlc
I played 2 ranked games today and went 360 negative in coins, but the reward of 3800 was worth it in the end. Just a bit over 20k until my next bond
>>576584008lmao
>>576584073>It’s not chiitoi, Patrick.>Why not>It just isn’t >WHY NOT YOU STUPID BASTARD
>>576584073Do you fuck up your hand if you call kan here?
>>576583892mpc > vlc > mpv
>>576584386vlc >>>> your shitty hipster meme apps
>apps
>>576584386sorry, i meant mpc-hc > all
>>576584604this is exactly what I use
>>576584492>hipster meme appsholy kek
I like mpv because it's designed to be used from the terminal without having to wrestle with clunky GUIshit. Also, it has yt-dlp integration which makes it easy to use for telly.
Remember you aren't allowed to have opinions on software if you're a windows user.
linuxtroon trying to be relevant again
>wrestle with clunky GUIshit>click on video and it playsdamn
>>576584073tsumolonchiitoi!
>>576584949this
>>576584960Having a build properly working on Windows is a herculean task, so "it just works" actually does work as a praise. Doesn't make the software good though.
theres unironically nothing wrong with vlc, people are living in the past or just contrarian
>>576585263>software is bad>other software is good, so you use other software>the bad software allegedly also becomes good>you must now use the formerly bad software or else you're a contrarian
>>576585335strawman, not an argument
VLC is fr*nch, that's reason enough to not use it. And yes, Fabrice Bellard is an exception to this rule.
>>576585420maybe first check your logical reasoning before accusing someone of a strawman, this is basically what you postedI started using mpv when vlc was unusable with H.265 encoded videos and you call me a contrarian, because I didn't start using your video player when it MAYBE solved all the issues (and I have no guarantee on that, I basically have no reasons to even try it out at this point)
>>576585263>>576585420No capitalization, no apostrophes, and you learned two logical fallacies from the /pol/ sticky. Have your ad hominem, I will now hide you.
you're cool with me as long as you're not a mpvtranny
MPC-HC with CCP is /mjg/'s official video player.
>>576585542bellard is based, but qemu is internally completely retarded (the compromises he went for are basically responsible for most of the stability and security issues), he's still cool for other stuff though
i dont care what shit you use to watch your slop
I use both...
>>576585571so you never tried it since then yet still say it's bad? then I was right you are living in the past>>576585620dogmatic adherence to pointless rules is midwit behaviour
>>576585820>yet still say it's badyour reading comprehension reps? I say I have no reason to check if it's good or bad at this point, why would I? I already use another player which worked when vlc did not and I got used to it, why should I even try to use vlc? explain it to me
video player beef gets this serious huh
>>576585952i don't care if you use it or not>but I didn't say it's badthen why interject in a conversation about whether it's good or bad
>>576586074Gotta watch the slop in the clearest quality.
She says, "We've gotta hold on to what we've gotIt doesn't make a difference if we make it or notWe've got each other and that's a lot for loveWe'll give it a shot"
For me, it's windows media player
>>576586074I just want something that looks good and easy to use
>>576586085because you presented a false dichotomy where anyone not using vlc is either "living in the past or just contrarian" and I wanted to show you how illogical that statement isvlc was bad at some point, I literally don't care if they fixed all the issues, it's not "living in the past," it's just learning and adapting
>software is bad>i'm not saying it's bad though
Huggies for all the pink posters in this thread!
>>576586242>isquote the post, socrates
>>576586074You have seen nothing.Neovim is better than vscope, emacs and helix
>>576586297>>576585335
>>576586305everything is better than troonix, use kakoune instead
>>576586305no idea what neovim is, but if it's like vi(m) and assumes my keyboard has no arrow keys and requires me to enter typing mode to actually type (the main reason i use text editor in the first place) then it's still retarded
They call me the Daimin Khan.
>>576586395neovim is to vim what neovag is it vag
mj/g/
>>576586342you didn't notice the lines were a time lapse? I literally explained it in the next postwhy am I even falling for your bait
q
>>576586578>redbull>not white monster ultra
>>576586578Uncle, tap on your phone's screen to focus the camera...
No one on ranked to watch..
>>576586645White monster is mid af, people only like it because of memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OteDsmeYs4AASAPIN ON THE TELLY!
>>576586716I'm generating flow.
>>576586484ok ESL I will give you an English lesson>theres unironically nothing wrong with vlc, people are living in the past or just contrarianthis means that currently there is nothing wrong with it, and that people saying there is something wrong with it are living in the past or being contrarian (hating on it because it is popular)you even demonstrated this by saying it was bad in the past so you never bothered to try it again (living in the past)it was not an order for you to immediately start using vlc player class is finished have your 500 word report ready for me tomorrow
>>576586768Maybe if you drank sugar free once in a while you wouldn't be afflicted by crippling glaucoma
>>576586768I'm still convinced half the boomer memes with white monster were made by the monster PR department and strategically placed in all corners of the internet.
>>576586291
>>576586859>it was not an order for you to immediately start using vlc playerso why mention it (with evident malice)? for absolutely no reason just to advance the thread to autosage?
>>576586578You guys should post blurry photos like this but with kokos, that would be funny
>>576586716Maybe I should stream hime one day.
>>576587174I don't know
>>576587174Can someone make a VN that teaches me how to do it?
>>5765871743456789p
>>5765871743, 5, 6, and 8. it wasnt as hard as I thought
>>57658717434679
>>576587249>>576587268>>576587310>>576587337>>576587352
>>576587174It's not even tenpai
What's sex with Ichihime like
>>576587602Superb (i don't have that cropped image so pretend that it's there)
>>576587368fuck it. the machine will do it for me anyway
>>576586578not sure if I have the same laptop or all laptops look the same
Presenting, moviewatch
>>576587174>>576587368the client
https://x.com/tikinnyaro/status/2085309750007500844
>>576583471steve sanshocker is canon?
>>576589047sanmagods... did we just win?
>>576588275Asking, what time zone
>>576589714TBA UTC-7
>>576588275What are we watching?
>>576589869to be announced
>>576589869Brokeback Mountain
>read/watch weebslop>Got annoyed with writing >Play mahjong not even get 1st>Most fun all day
>>576586803Chinabros...
>>576586803I would destroy all these players.
>use vlc for watching anime>had to pause for a bit>resume video, it starts fucking artefacting>somehow it still persists 20 years later
>VLCMahjong.
>played hanchan since silver since I dont wanna learn tonpuu meta>switch to east for couple of games I was in a hurry>average rank of my opponents dropped from A to CWhat a waste of time to play hanchans
maybe uhhyou shouldnt watch anime on your 15 year old laptopjust my 2 cents
>>576592736mpv could look like this half the time and id still prefer it over VLC.
>>576592978Give me those two cents so I can afford a new one then
My IBM Thinkpad R50 is still going strong, why should I replace it?
>>576592978Actually it was Rozen Maiden JAV parody back around 2006? Tried using VLC again this year after a fresh install and it still had that issue.
>>576592978What else are 15 year old laptops for
>>576573110How is this mahjong?
>>576593514It's not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ulkgRH44ioPlay mahjong long enough and you'll pick up some 4ths.Among those 4ths, one type might be "I couldn't do anything and got tsumo-ed to death"But was there really nothing you could do?Consider the hand in this screenshot. Shimocha just called chi on 8s with 67s and cut 2m, then toimen dealer called chi on the 2m with 13m.Cutting 2s and straightforwardly advancing toward pinzu honitsu is not the best move here - toimen and shimocha have both called and seem to likely have faster hands than we do.Winning would be ideal, but if it seems like we can't win, the next best result is for the dealer to win a hand and get a repeat, so we can have more chances for a comeback.In service of this goal, we should feed the dealer and choke other players.So, from this hand, we can cut out some yakuhai for dealer to call on (he seems like yakuhai atozuke, based on the 123m chi but otherwise normal discards), and hold back the 2s and other tiles that shimocha might want to chi.Reversing this logic, if shimocha was dealer instead of toimen, we would choke the yakuhai a little and discard 2s to advance our hand, without worrying about feeding shimocha's calls.That all is just the first 5 minutes or so of this video btw, I'm lazy so I'm not going to do the second part.
mjai isn't working on my last game played
>>576593514Ronning inside schoolgirls is the core of mahjong
>>576593621Thanks for sharing, always nice to find new sources of majan
>>576593621What if I'm just an M1 looper? How is this going to be useful to break the loop?
Hoshino bond but instead of a whale she is riding my cock.
How old is his son again?https://x.com/asakurapinpin/status/2085050489385972070
>>576595334wait, his name isnt asapin?
>>57659533413
>>576595630
>>576595630Why is that guy on the left ogling him like that?
>>576595798I was looking at last years schedule, my bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbfX93dphRw
>>576595831He's so full of testosterone, all the other men look like girls to him.
>>576593668Tried to check a decision just now and it didn't work for me either
>>576592602kek so apparently it still is bad
>>576592602You paused it for 20 years?
>>576597770seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
doko
no event = no koko
rc has event
>>576599284You know what it doesn't have though?
no thank you
>>576599336
Someone should make a github for riichi shitty stuff similar to mjs so we can simply goon to the characters instead of playing the inferior client
>>576599450Especially now when Frank took away the L2D previews.
snuggies for everyone who plays rc
>>576599450no one can be bothered to do it, because no one caresrepo only has like 10 characters ripped
>found a Twitter post of the Japanese discovering the term "nyagger">it's not even because of Majsoul
>>576600868proof?
>>576601021
>>576601093kek, so yanineko was good for something
Majsoul Friends Room 38169(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=38169koko standard rules
>>576600868>>it's not even because of MajsoulTo be fair MJS release popularized the word nyagger, it has been used like 20 times across all archives before 2019.
>>5766015403/4!
>>576601093>trani neko newshits not only shill it here, but they also steal our culture and teach it to normalfags
>>576601540started! thank you for joining
>/mjg/ is so conceited they think they are the only ones clever enough to come up with nyagger
>>576599408I've seen this girl naked
>popular new thing is bad because... it's popular and new, ok? Also gratuitous transphobia for no reason.
silence, troon feng
>>576603682its popular now?
I'm going to shill /mjg/ in as many yani neko threads as I can
>>576603979Me two, sister.
>>576603979i believe you can go above and beyond your abilities and one day be the second biggest yani neko shill in this general.
>>576603979Finally we will become the most coprophilic community in the west
>>576604867mfw I see a fresh yani neko post
>>576604867I thought we already were
>>576599336Actual children
It's amusing when a cesspit like /mjg/ has the temerity to act elitist
>>576601540gg drunk hag, back to 3/4
>>576603682shut up troonori
You don't use "temerity" in actual conversation and only used it because you wanted to see how many anons needed to google it to remember what that word even means
>>576604997/bag/ took that title back in 2023
>>576601540tactical sashikomi, gg
>>576601540started again!
>>576605196i didn't, i just assumed it's like "tenacity"
>>576593313Post the link
>dama
>>576606664name and shame
>>576606691DamaFriendlies
>titulos
>>576601540ggs! sorry i could only play 2 games
>>576601540ggers
>>576601540Finally escaped my 0/0/0/0 in all last...GG!
>>576601540gg>you can leave emotes on your own profile
>>576606664dont look or you will have heart attack
I really wish when subtitling the lines they would stop replacing instances of {you} with {Username}>Ah! HitlerFaggot1488 is such a noble person. Ah! HitlerFaggot1488 is such a kind person. Ah! HitlerFaggot1488 is... um, I forgot what I was going to say. I knew it! Not eating enough really does affect your memory. Anyway, please maintain this transactional relationship where I exchange cuteness for your food, HitlerFaggot1488.
>>576608264have you tried not calling yourself HitlerFaggot1488
>>576608264liisa liisa only ever calls you ookami-san (shes a zoophile)
>>576608321xased
>>576608451I don't understand the question
https://www.famitsu.com/article/202608/83496New entry in classic strip mahjong series at 27 of August
>>576609053
>>576609053i only like the blonde
>names
wwyd
>>5766097769m karagiri
>>5766099930p I dont want to be in this round.
>>5766099939m
>>5766099930p
>>5766099930p just go max ukiere
>>576610804>draw 6mwhat now
>>576609993Feels like shit but 0p seems like the best bet to me
>>5766111194m dama
>>576610056>>576610370>>576610449>>576610796>>576610804Taking ankou headless is better for acceptance and safety, so you should take it for sure. The 9p looks really good in the wall, and the points probably aren't that important here.
>>576611119Riichi nya
The best Mahjong AI, you ask? Whichever gives me the highest rating at any given time.
>>576612681Just switch to Mortal 3.0 and you'll get consistent 90sYou'll make it to saint in no time
i still haven't use any ai to analyze any of my games
>>576612974t. celestial
should i get pizza yes or no
I just ask myself, "what would Sakurai think?"
im getting pizza
Should I stay or should I go?
>>576613383WANNA STAY OR WANNA GODO YOU DO YOU DO YOU FEEL LIKE I FEEL
>>576613180Make your own. Rown.
>>576613220I unironically do this but with my /mjg/ rival's name.I'll look at my hand and think "What would he do in this situation?"I can't afford to play a weaker mahjong than him.
How do I show the 4chanx toolbar again? I hid it and can't show it again
>>576614794shift H
>>576614794ctrl+w
>wake up 2 hours early unintentionally >slept enough so that I can't get back to sleep but not enough to not be tired
>>576614791>he
>>576586768For me, it's CELSIUS the best and healthiest energy drink.
>>576615303Yes, he. We're all men here.
there is only one good reason to like monster.
>>576614791I can't do this because no one here is as good as me. I have to think of Asapin or Futoshi instead.
>>576615303
>>576615663I have transphobia fatigue
/mjg/ says Trans Rights!
>>576615120FUCK YOU
>>576616404
can I get a list of all 'ruined' characters so I know who not to main
>>576616518You can do that, yes.
>>576616518All of themGrow thicker skin
all the dama in friendlies GODS use hoshino
>>576609053OLD series
>>576616653Fuck off, we're full.
>>576614908thanks!
>>576616518You shouldn't let random people influence you like that.If you care more about how you are perceived than what you like, you are already on the path to "ruin" another character.
Hoshino creampie
>>576617143so true cheaterbird
Horse when?
>>576617757after mofitan
>>576617305for me binzyn increased the attractiveness of the bird as now i cna *(%^@)*&%^$@#*& her without hesitation.
>Be me>Wake up>Queue up tonpuu>Get into match>Get 2ndI guess that's ok
bravo
jade rankedcynthia-7.png
>>576616684what was the name of that mahjong eroge for pc98 with like the goddess with white hair or whatever it was?
i picked an awful name for my alt so i cant use it to play with my local group online, i dont want to get another account to gold, the name literally translates to>The child molesterbut in my language
>>576620280Report your own name so you get renamed as Freed Jyanshi instead
>>576620280so just use your main? the problems you retards have lol
>>576620280My alt's name is so similar to my main's name I have to be extra careful I don't accidently join a friendly with it
>>576620280
>>576620265Isn't TWO pandas too much stimulation for the young Sheentia mind?
>>576620280Hi kinderneuker.
Majsoul Friends Room 64652(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=64652This room is dedicated to Little Girl from Recettear. Get the fuck out of my store.
>>576620607I believe she put 2 images of the same panda mirrored side by side in order to simulate 3D by going cross-eyed.In this sense, there is only 1 panda
>>576621357>mirroredWhy did I write that, it's not mirrored... but the point still stands.
>>576621357i think he's just watching two(2) mjg streams
>>576621309TWO out of FOUR
>>576620280HitlerFaggot1488 bros, why are we so oppressed?
this room is gonna be fun
>>576621309Started. If you didn't make it in, I'll take pity on you this once. The code is 7754. I won't tell you where to enter it, though.
>>576622132Hey that's my pin number
>0pBut it goes from 1 to 9
>>576622478The detective setup
>>576622835Now I realized the desk shouldn't be so high, fixed perspective.
>>576622835>No, Batman! We can't use this technology because... we just CAN'T, okay! It's wrong!
>>576622835
>>576623007kek, you made me remember how retarded that thing wasi mean, what's the point of destroying it if they have the knowhow to just make the whole thing again? they only blew up the terminal console, you can just buy a new pc, mount screens and you have the magical wifi spy thing again
>>576623382so true you anti-social bitch
"detectives" thinking they are being social spending hours of their lives on witchhunts
>>576623136kek red hag has been looping since the image was made
>>576623136You missed a spot.
Bomb the witch!
>>576620280Replace child with tile
>>576623136YOO THATS ME
How do I become famous?
If kormo were a lizard she would be a kodomo dragom!
>>576626265Cheat and get caught (make it to a high rank at least first).Finish RB1 VN.Host a regular tourney.Commission futa porn of Onodera.
>>576626768>Commission futa porn of Onodera.Way ahead of you.https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/116606365
>>576626405I just noticed the emote edit of this meme is not on the repo.chop chop
>>576626980Obviously we need more pieces.
Yo
>>576621309Someone stop Anju please...GGs!
>>576621309>comes in just to dama every hand>wins two hands in two hanchansggs
>>576627290biggest faggot alive
>>576621309>none of my Recette images are fit for a blue boardGG
>>576621309gg
>>576627290Also he announced in advance that he would dama, like some kind of Mahjong school shooter.>>576616653>>576622109
>>576628193should have kicked him then, your own fault
>>576628193that was not him, that was me
>>576627290based
>>576579205I'm literally a top tier digikek from this general.Locking dora pair here is reasonable, because even thinking about the later implications of the possibility of discarding the dora for muh pinfu makes me seethe.
I don't remember /mjg/ ever being in a state like the last two days.
>>576628650>top tier digikek>discarding the dora for muh pinfu makes me seethe
Some of you guys are alright, don't join the friendly room posted in this thread tonight. Happening screenshots will be posted next thread.So long mortalbots.
>>576628697looks normal to me
fuyumishinomiya-927.png
>>576628650>I'm literally a top tier digikek from this general.
>>576609053What's /mjg/'s favorite strip mahjong game?
What are the digikek tiers
>>576629097coperjobbersuper jobberultra jobberjobbest
I'M NEVER DISCARDING THE DORA YOU'LL HAVE TO PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
>>576628964>>576628823You are calling one of your best anons retarded, simply be mindful of it.If I'm retarded, you are also retarded and not beating the allegations.
>>5766290264shimai
>>576628697It's been declining very steeply since 2025.
>>576629319You are not one of my best anons. In fact, you aren't my anon at all. I own a bunch of anons and I recognize every single one.
>>576629294The way of jankiryuu...
>>576628697Please point out which posts are the bad ones.I want to make sure it's not me.
>>576628286But what if you're him?
>>576629638>>576629638>>576629638>>576629638
Wasn't me I was playing with beavers
>>576629738Nyoo.....
>>576628854The post on /mjg/ uses a profile picture of what appears to be Saber, with dyed hair, holding a sword.
>>576629837
>>576629865Kringe Steve is so much cooler than Saber it's unreal, have some respect. *slashes your autistic android body into a trillion pieces*
>>576630169The autistic android is Anju desskedo
>>576630275Was*
>>576629819
guys I think I died buy my consciousness hasn't realized it yetcan you post something that I certainly wouldn't know to confirm you aren't figments of my dying mind?
>>576630616clearly you don't know that /mjg/ isn't your blog, faggot, fuck off and never come back
>>576630616Did you know all Gorillas are blood type B?
>>576630616Ever seen this picture before?
L … it’s not funny anymore …
>>576630992Funny how he started jobbing the moment someone insinuated he's cheating and hasn't recovered since.Mere coincidence, I'm sure.
https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/123913910/12.9Did someone make stronger weights to counter his mortal bot weights? How can he crab in ms3 for this long..?
>>576631130He literally stopped playing at S1 because he knew he wasn't saint material.
>>576631130the moment being months later?
FUCK RANKEDMajsoul Friends Room 48521(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=48521Room theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp7YVaiwNIc
>>576631325no, retard, it started back then but he wasn't playing much until recently
BLITZ NO TIPS TOURNEY DOKO
>>576631369Bloatmaxx room?
>>576631130
You can keep throwing baseless claims at him, but even Nina was saint once
>>5766313693/4>>576631461AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA room
>>576630616Here's Barney the Dinosaur as a sexy anime girl.
>>576631369started
>>576631648
>>576631130Memesura unironically makes you worse at mahjong
Russian Mahjong Хopoшo
Is M-Tournament over?Who won?
>>576632826
>>576632826you, the spectator
put me on the wonned bigly team
League mortal stats will reveal the true winners
>>576633435
>>576633617you did this to me
>hime mahjonghttps://mjgbooru.com/post/8131
>>576633716that's not your lore
It’s time to stop queueing and hit the books
>>576632826Final is tomorrow actually https://abema.tv/channels/mahjong/slots/BqhjAqZUn9gxfq
>>576633786this still feels like a fever dream
Buy the charm gweilo.
>>576633793adeptbirb was swayed by the angelinaposter
>>576633919All in on Kumer
>>576628894Not sure keeping track of your mortal score is that useful here. Maybe you're making important mistakes or you're just unlucky. It's 4 games only, after all. Like this you're just gonna burn out.
check six yo
>>576634208You mean forced to cheat by Saki
>>576634631more like check shit yo
>>576634316This is a meme big mistakes are weighted heavier than some discard order shenanigans.
>>576634640Why didn't saki get any flack for this?
>>576634991well then the problem is not your mortal score, just keep grinding until you start luckshitting. You won't see immediate results, it's a grind after all.
>>576635027he's protected by the IRC cabal
I wish the guy never revealed the mortal score, he fucking ruined mahjong for everyone
>>576635391the problem doesn't go away if you pretend it doesn't exist
>>576631369GGs
>>576634316I have fun tracking my ranked data. It helps me give general idea on my games and progress. I like numbers too.I'm too stubborn to quit before I reach my objective. That's my best and worst trait I guess. I'm a bit sad now, but I'll be back tomorrow like nothing happened.
>>576631369ggs only had time for two
>>576631369gg, thanks for the funny gamesvery cool sandoko
>>576635594Good luck anon, I tried keeping track of my stuff too but since it was all in amae it felt like I was running away from actually putting in the work to improve my play, just like Path of Houou I guess. The mental battle is the most important one.
>>576631369ggs thanks for the games
>>576635594I have the autistic need to put everything in spreadsheets, but I also have the strong impression that I perform worse when I police myself like that.
Is she giving a thumbs up or doing a tehepero pose?
>>576635687whenever I see it I'm always surprised it's only worth 2 han
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92i4jaMH2m8Mom is crying
>>576636070For me, I have noticed the opposite actually. When I see an uncharacteristic low score, it forces me to review it. Keeping track of my matches has motivated me to actually look at my logs and see how I played.
>>576636337>a murderer is cryingGood
Sinon doesn't deserve this slander, she's so cute and cool.Kirito should be the one eating shit.
>>576636142She's wiping something that was stuck to her mouth.
Anon take a break, it's clear you're on a bad luck streak
>>576636337Yuzu would be the retard child who says uuuu a lot.
>>576636647Yeah, heh, that was my fault, sorry.
>>576635520It's a meaningless metric and he even says as such.
>>576636772MARIAS MAGIC WAS REAL
>>576636880he still includes the match rate which can be used the same way
To make it back to Saint it’s actually faster to derank to m2
>names33
>>576636772Maria isn't retarded, she's very kind and thoughtful uuuu. Her magic persists even in death uuuu.
Claude make me a script that auto populates a spreadsheet with my log, date, and mortal review
>>576636904>>576637164Say uuuu one more time.
claude play mahjong for me with 95%+ mortal rating make no chombos
>>576637009True!
>>576637449uuuumadacchi
Claude build me a chinitsu cheat sheet
>>576637629Umapyoi Umapyoi
>>576636781It was actually me, sorry.
Claude tell me what my wait would be if I discarded this please hurry it’s blitz no ti
I never finished Umineko.At the last question if it was real or a trick, I never dared to answer.It was a trick, but I didn't want to break the magic.
>>576639130It was obviously magic, or delusion to the point it might as well be magic
>>576639130If you look in you heart you will see that the magic was always real.
>>576639130The game spends a lot of time explaining to you exactly what it really means by "magic" and in what sense it can be said to exist, specifically so you can answer "magic" honestly.
>>576639130Trick is the better ending anyway. Ange faces reality instead of coping for the rest of her life.
>>576639589you are loveless
>>576639589She runs off with a literal hallucination and most likely gets herself killed though
>>576639367Accepting the game's definition of magic would be the same as accepting the fact that troons can be women.
why don't we have an official mascot, I think that is what we need to finally gain the international recognition we deserve.
>>576640015Popular delusions espoused by the vulgar masses are only the ramblings of devouring goats. Accepting the game's definition of magic means you get to say that troons are undead monsters irl.
WTC collab when? VNs and Mahjong are perfect for boomer crossover.
Sanshoku is not a real yaku. This is my Golden Truth.
>>576640257Cynthiablob was acknowledged by may.
claude make me a program that joins every friendly and only ever damas
>>576640305I don't give a shit what a fraud trolling bastard balding ojiisan whoring his series to shonenspics and too pussy to write about war because war is happening IRL thinks. My theories were better than his solutions and I have more intellectual honesty and integrity than he does.
>>576640510>chinese h*****'s true identity
>>576640257We do
>Someone else tsumos the tile you're waiting onThis upsets me to no end
>>576640489as if being acknowledged by sanmatards means anything
I will be Frank, the solutions filtered me, they assured me there were not more than the people that are mentioned and then there is some weird shannon kanon hybird servant hiding in some servant room that doesnt count for some reason? Servants were in on it sure, and some random
Unlike me, you have no love. That's why I depicted you as an evil, demon goat who eats and kills people for mildly disagreeing with me.
>>576640565This interpretation is literally how umineko's magic system is supposed to work.
>>576640730wife
>>576640997Shan't answer magic.Answering magic means you love the game's interpretation more than you love your own.It was a trick.
>>576641086>it was a trickMANY intellectuals are saying this
>>576640730
>>576641219banger
Do not dare to bonk the janerika, or you will face my wrath.
Shiroko looks like yani neko
Not gonna lie I just went along with the story without thinking too much about it. Who has the time to spend hundreds of hours reading and rereading a vn that's already finished and that it's solved anyway? This is Mahjong because of Tenpai of the Golden Witch btw.
>>576641412She looks like her sister Imoko.Shimoko cat, even.
The fact that Ange steps out of the sea of fragments into an entirely different timeline depending on which answer you pick proves that literal magic exists in the setting.This is mahjong because the timeline shifts irl to give me the instant backfire every time I make a mahjong decision.
>>576641219I also consider myself an intellectual rapist.
>>576641447You can safely skip the classic R7 repeating half info babble without losing any value, same with higurashi btw
>>576641552missing obvious guaranteed sanshoku is your fault only
can someone post the furiten umineko vn OC webm
I smell a dead rat in my room but I can't find it
I can but I won'tamaekoromo-0.png
>>576641667Tsuchida FUCKs everyone in this picture.
>>576641552No it doesn't.It only means you get a different symbolic ending from Ange's delusional mind.
>>576641667dragon a cute, look at how tiny those horns are.
Let me in, you piece of shit, I need to lose more ranked points
The repo WWYD is correct.
The game provided only two answers instead of three (one with an unified vision) because Ryukishi is an asshole that wanted people to fight over the final answer.
>>576641371
>>576642298Magic is real.
did tony soprano die at the end?
>>576642380
>>576642380Sneve would tank that easily because she has nothing inside her head.
>>576642497>phoneposter screenshot of a youtube video
>>5766425427pWe are aiming for 1st and 4th getting us into last is unlikely.
>>5766425427p. Fuck it, we can tank a haneman.
>>576642249nah, I'm never dropping the dora and I will get both pinfu and dora 2
>>5766425424s and accept 2nd place, omigoto nanoja
>>576642542Well it’s gotta be valuable given their position so don’t fuck around
>>5766425427p pooooooooooosh da carrrrrrttt
>>5766425427p push is fine. Only haneman make us third place and baiman fourth place.I'm a coward though so I would accept 2nd place and fold with 4s.
Doko? I'm not making one after this.
>>576642880Mangan tsumo is enough for 3rd.We can push and find out.
>>576642669>>576642810>>576642861>>576642880>>576642914>>5766430013rd place is fine.
>>576643110>mortal is this based and retarded, just like usI kneel...
>>576643110sex with kuromi
>>576643170it had this exact problem in its dataset, doesn't count
>>576643110welp...
>>576643110MAKA also pushes 7p (85), with very small margin on 5p (3) and 4s (2).
>>576643220that's literally just the correct movethere's almost no risk of dropping a placement and you only have 4 genbutsu
>>576643419But we could pussy out and guarantee it.
>>576643581you won't guarantee shit if you don't get another genbutsu next turn and you also won't have a playable hand
>>576643110I guess 2nd place acceptance is good enough on mjs but after playing mahjong elsewhere (Tenhou mainly) it's made me want to push way more often in situations like this because you don't get shit for getting 2nd there. I'd still cut 7p every time.
>>576643660Ah, you cannot see it.
>>576643726Even the m-league pros when doing majsoul/tenhou wwyds call them "4th place avoidance clients", and generally affects their discard choice.
>>576573110what does this brapper have to do with mahjong?
>>576643835ok vagueposter, I'm sure you just know things
>>576644007mahjong is shitshit comes out of the assipso facto
>>576644062correct
It's over
>>576644205>loli filters even the clankersworking as intended
>>576644205
>>576644295We're not only the strongest community in the West but the strongest English Riichi resource on the web™ (confirmed by Anthropic)
>>576644205>the year is 2080>the only way to prove you are human is how willing you are to fuck a loli and say nigger
I have clanker consorter fatigue
>>576644610who is the best, then?
>>576644640add me to the human team
>>576644205A lot what? Fine?
I have fatigue
i love copebots
>>576644610And thus "nyagger" was incoroporated into Claude's lingo.
posting screenshots of clanker prompts is not funny and basically fucking kill yourself kujouriu-5.png
>>576644757I asked it if it liked the repo, so it likes it a lot
>>576644295why arent companies using this technique instead of paying for cloudflare?
>>576644846>grok
>>576644937My company does and it earned me a promotion.
>>576644610>half of those links don't even work anymorebravo, stupid clankers
>>576644937This is why we can't get the Epstein Files, the AI won't do the FBI's job for them due to csam
>>576644937mooooodspromote this guy
The LLM trained on csam and lolis are for Israel and glowies only, not the public.
>>576645209Get something from the /lmg/ stickyMahjong
>>576644937Cheese chotto
someone queue up the next ranked streamcynthia-7.png
LuckyL not so lucky
>>576646432it'll turn around
MustyM
If LuckyL deranks to m2 I'll come out of ranked retirement
Quick. Which league was this?
>>576647235first one?
An old one before point inflation
Not league 5 so who cares
No one asked yuzushart
>>576649167classic greenzu
yuzu edit pls
>>576647235a rigged one
>>576646405my akwa...
>>576628894I'm averaging 88.8 over the past 80 games and I'm down 2500 points in that periodmeme metric :^)
bluds really believe that copying mortal's honor discard order will help them climb out of masters lmfao
If mortal rating meant literally anything Greeks would have won
https://jiggie.fun/jgYByckoko
You could fill /mjg/ friendlies to the brim with bots and no one would notice as long as they don't play like mortal
They would dama more though
>>576650149Greeks had>highest mortal rating>THE protagonist of riichi mahjong himself guiding their legion>decent OCs productionAnd yet they still lost because before the finals they posted a fucking 300 meme, deathflagging themselves instead of something cool like Ulysses coming home and slaughtering everyone.If anything, this should teach everyone that your final piece of OC before finals is what will decide the outcome.Death flag yourself? Lose.Sex flag yourself? Win.
>>576650582this is how bots are identified in friendlies
>>576650763Didn't they lose by like 0.7 points?
I made the mortalbot that plays at a 75 average
>>576650864And yet SleepyDama is not a bot.
>>576647592why does league 5 keep getting brought up like its some holy grail?
>>576651074my team won so it's the best league by default
>>576651074It's the /bag/gie league
>>5766508916.7
>>5766511976.675 you liar
>>576650224>accidentally touched the same tile as anon at the same timeHow do I get myself straight againatarashiako-10.png
Okay binzyn you can come back now
>>576651267>postalso round that up
>>576600868Checked the replies.
oh no no no trani neko shills?
>>576651485we finally made it to the history books.
>>576651074You just had to be there
iqdb is currently under high load, your query has been queued. Place in queue: 1097shiroko-7.png
>>576651485>2 likes and 1 retweetWE MADE IT
>>576651197The oracles were having a giggle that day.
Only memory from league 5 team is bullying OC hag off the force
I don't remember any league, even the one that just happened...
>>576651919He wasn't bullied off, he got 4th in the first session of league and left IRC immediately after
I invented the term nyagger, just like I invented every other retarded buzzword and dogshit meme in this general.My contribution to humanity in general only made it worse, I'm the apple rotting the barrel.
>>576652097No I distinctly remember the “turn in your gun and your badge — and your other badge” posting
Nyagger came from ffxiv threads
updated hime emotes doko?
i was the dog that no one put on the mick
>>576652373No it didn't, fuck off troon.
>>576652595The truth hurts
>>576653393nah, yani neko invented this term
>>576652252I remember gyaru spitballing it in irc but he legit posted he was grinching and quit irc for like half of league before that post was even made...
yagooey
One day yagooey will become an overused slur and random generals filled with troons will claim they invented it.
>>576654313roger
You stupid yagooeys
Yagooeys are responsible for over 50% of the violent crime
Yagooey came from dbz threads
Nyagger comes from /jp/ tsukihime and melty threads as a slur for necos in general, but neco chaos in particular. This traces back to early 2000s.
yagooey comes from this thread. Its just me posting it actually.
What are the implications of being a yagooey?
>>576655231Real "Led Zeppelin owes everything to Ol' Jiggaboo Jackson" energy.
>>576655231Another case solved.
Yagooeying my crotch wound
It seems to me that any piece of Japanese media involving a cat could reasonably serve as a catalyst for the independent formulation of the word "nyagger," without the need for it to be stolen from anywhere.
Saw a nyagger once in '96, never been the same since.
Fools. FOOLS. You must consider not only the origin of the term, but its popularization. To be the creator but not the PIONEER is a shameful thing. You may as well not have even bothered!
>nyaggers could be here.
The nyaggers glow at the table, you can see them if you riichi, you just ron them. That's what you do. Fucking nyaggers.
prevaricate | prēˈverəˌkāt |verb [no object]speak or act in an ambiguous or evasive way to conceal the truth or avoid committing oneself: he seemed to prevaricate when journalists asked pointed questions.
stop making up words
>>576656927All words are made up
>>576656861What do you mean?
Horsie in 130 minutes, trust
Any F2P veterans here?Is it possible to farm enough gifts, without events, to buy 5 tickets every month?
>>576657279I just found out that vagueposting had a verb in english and the class should know about it.
>>576657386Why would you do that to yourself?
>>576656927I yamagoshi'd my kamicha thinking that I'd oikake toimen on my next jijun but everyone giri'd my takame and I had to take jigoku machi on my yasume and I hojuu'd.
>>576657386if you're willing to play 20-30 hours of ranked a week it is
>>576657386Without events, it would probably be extremely painful. It gets easier once you get a bonded character since they start giving you a blue gift every 1000 bond points, which is like every 10 hanchans if you don't have vip ranks? Then you would have to play all those hanchans every day to get a blue gift. That is like 3 tickets per month. Depending on your placement you will also get chests every 1000 points, but you will most likely get orbs and greens from those. So I'd say that playing this way every single day doesn't even guarantee that you get enough gifts to dust for 250 dust per month
>>576657386F2P veteran here. No.
>>576657386Just buy a fortune charm, bro. You won't regret it.
>>576657862>>576657948Thanks. That sounds really grim.What the fuck, Fu Ji?
>>576657386Get a job nigger.I didn't save the JC denton yagooey.
>>576658035Gweilo~
>>576657386just play RC
>>576651485PON! CHI! KAN! Furiten nya...
>>576658190
>>576658190RC is bugged. It made me lose when I was clearly the best player.
>>576657064This but unironically
blopus glopus
>>576658043That's greedy but I'd take a greedy decoration gacha over a mandatory character gacha where you have to roll every couple patches or else you get left behind on content
>>576658570I came from the future to stop this meme from becoming popular.
>>576658570>53 year old alien with big tits that goes glopus blopus whenever he tsumos>big tits>he
doko?
>>576658729this can't possibly be the worst thing that should've been stopped
You should've prevented sinon-1.png from trying dogshit for the 1st time and acquiring a taste for it
>>576658570This reminds me of The Thing whenever I see it.
>>576657652A great day to you too.
>>576658707That's exactly what MJS does too. Unless you roll the latest gacha character every patch, your """luck""" will be noticeably worse compared to players who did.
Odds catch some pokemons while i have some free time at workEvens do nothing
This games making me want to kill myself
Hi
>>576659435'grats on the win, bro
>>5766594353han 40fu dama deal in to peicha please
>>576659356It doesn't work that way, because I lose all the time with any character
>>576659476
>>576658807Don't worry about it: thanks to the influx of mind altering drugs constantly getting pumped into the atmosphere, we love our reptilian jewish overlords in the future, and all they ask from us are 6 million goyim babies to eat every year in order to give us endless goyslop.However, blopus glopus needs to be erased from the timeline, because he's been at the center of extremely racist and xenophobic drama on the internet, sparking ideological conflict and unrest among the masses.
>>576657386youd be lucky to do that in a year, dont play majsoul if you want free shit
>>576659547there are limits to fuji's rigging and at some point you'll have to read rb1
>>576657948youre a big guy
>>576659680I already did, it did help but not too much>>576659748For you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Am44fS8E-8cynthia-6r.png
>>576659476post some cbt or gay shit at least
>>576659476>talks about vore all the time>never eats (You) wholeFuck off fraud
Horse tomorrow
>>576659435Holy kek.
>>576659893WRONGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P25UFyozJDA
>>576660023No one wants horse. We want Murphy.
>>576658190>>576657386This. I have enough resources saved up to roll for all the characters in TWO collabs back to back. I can't do this in MJS.
didn't ask
>>576660001Would rather be eaten by her loli or adult form?Would you add as fat padding on her body or not? If yes, which parts would you add to?
>>576660116I'm whaling for horsie to get enough resources for sparking and bonding Murphy in the future. And maybe getting the horsie along the way
>>576659893children of the city on loopcynthia-6r.png
>>576660167Being eaten by her adult form and added to her stomach/ass pudge. I like it when the pred gains weight and feels embarrassed or regretful
we are we are the youth of the nation
>>576660572Good taste.
I'm not particularly into vore.
I'm into vore forma de guro
I love NTR the most
>>576660650Certified banger.
>57m, 13p 68p, 79sI wish there was a "go next" button
>>576661589bro your tile acceptance is through the roof
AS WE GO ON, WE REMEMBER, ALL THE TIMES WE, JONG'D TOGETHER
https://paxsims.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/312855400-decisive-action-training-enviornment-version-2-2.pdf
>>576662054What is this?
BOOOORIIING
>>576662054temple of noten has gone too far this time
>>576659435You see a mahjong player's true nature when the game goes to West
>>576662171LARPing manual for the USA army for tactical operations in a completely made up world.
>>576659435Tsumo tanyao nomi
>>576662426Why can't they larp in Kentucky?
>>576655210I kneel
Stream doko? I am bored.
Ore ha shigoto desu
>>576661952I remember one jong, maybe was the first jong of my lifeRon me, ron me, ron me again
>Possibly made a foid kill herselfWill this increase my mahjong flow?
>>576663469I could stream a movie.
>>576663469the celestial is streaming
>>576663469I started watching Sherlock Holmes, could stream it.
>jadeboring
>>576663931Proof?
>Eating shit in last place, south 4, mentally checked out>pass the first east call, hoping to riichi later>hand doesn't materialize, another east comes out>resign myself to a 2000pt dealer repeat at best with a dora in my hand>call the east>kamicha kans his 9m>new dora is east>I now have dora 4>other Akagi deals in, 12000 point mangan, I shoot from 4th to 2nd, we're so fucking back>other Akagi pulls an ippatsu tsumo on 9th draw next hand and puts me back down into 4th to end the game
>>576664393>He let him reinvigorate the field Retard
>>576664359nta but I would watch.
why does this name feel so familiar?
>>576664393I cried
kuroppi
>>576664393>>Eating shitsinon-1.png
>>576664513Tomorrow then at 20 UTC. I'm done for today.
kurokai
>>576664769We are bored NOW, not tomorrow.
>>576664838ungrateful bitch
>>576664230He needs to stop changing his name so much.
>>576664838here, dumbass https://www.twitch.tv/measure_mjcynthia-7.png
kurakeytomoko
>>576664932shut it!
'bikicest.
hibigger
Cute cripple win animation.
>>576664965I dont know this guy. never seen him in league nor friendlies
>>576665396xhe transitioned for the 2nd time this year
>>576665396based on tileback I think it's the occult one.
>>576665396ngmi
I need a new telly
doko or telly onegai...
Can someone telly their erp for us to watch?
I dont watch mahjong outside of /mjg/ and M-league
why don't you just play mahjong instead of watching someone else do it
I like watching
anything but mahjong general
I won't stream until I'm past gold room
And thus he never streamed.
I blame TO for this.
Best I can do is a silver room sanma stream.
>>576667336do it
>>576667586>>576667586>>576667586
