No manahttps://www.dota2.com/patches/7.41ehttps://www.dota2.com/summerscrub2026>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>576318474
>>576635102rubickfag is that you?
Buff Hoodwink
>>576633521it just feels like the dark seer wall doesnt do anything. aside from vacuum he feels like a complete nothingburger hero
>>576635453old hero design in a game that doesn't need him any longer
>>576635102ALLOW ME TO BUY 3 AGHANIM SCEPTERS!!!>I WANT TO HAVE CATACLYSM!>I WANT TO HAVE MINI TORNADOES!>I WANT TO HAVE VECTOR ICE WALL!ALLOW TO BUY 3 AGHANIM SHARDS!!!>I WANT TO HAVE SUNSTRIKE FORGE SPIRITS!>I WANT TO HAVE EMP PULL AND BURN!>I WANT TO HAVE RADIANCE GHOST WALK!LET ME BUY NOTHING BUT AGHANIM! LET ME BE THE ARSENAL MAGUS!!!
You're going to get the Pugna persona, right?
>>576635952the hero is still relevant
>>576636590it's a shitty robot skin like the others
>>576637327and that is a good thing
>>576636590>Stupid robot Pugna >Not bratty loli Pugna
sex with female pugna
>>576637926>>576637327Gaben betrayed us.
>>576637926SOMEBODY GET THESE BEGGARS OUT OF HERE
>1/21I felt really bad for this veno.
>>576640294maybe the retard shouldn't feed so much
>>576640294Veno pickers 200% deserve to be shit on. They know what they're getting into and how they're griefing their team by picking Veno.Fuck them shitters.
>>576636590Hell no. Its not loli pugna. Valve is dogshit and dont deserve my money.
It's loli pugna.The robot pugna is a red herring.Also Bex warlock persona incoming.
>>576635453that's why you need to be farm god, they can't ignore both you and wall clones and it's annoying
>>576641816I'll buy both.
>>576641816If it really is a genderswapped pugna the gulag will go nuts
I never buy skins out of principle but I spent so many days refresh redthedrawfag's newground page hoping to see more pugna. I might if it really were girlpugna
expecting loli pugna when the game is run and written for reddit is crazy
theres a bunch of men here in their 30s here wanting a loli girl pugna skin, grow the fuck up, you are disgusting nonces. all horrible at dota 2 and watch anime all day.
>>576643483You don't know the pain, dude. I'll just be walking around town, and then loli pugna pops in my head. Pants get tight. Can't walk right. Break out in cold sweats. You think anyone wants this? I don't.
>>576643483EE got gud by watching anime.
anime is for teenagers, its all about the school boy who got super powers and was an awkward loser and got teleported into another world and suddenly got girls. its all the same. it does not make u better at dota 2, actually worse.
>>576644396thats what happens when i queue up
>>576643914source?
you should get the extra gold if you deny your flag bearer
where we dropping marcibros
>>576645320In a dream
>>576646343Never post this again ever in your life.
are russian girls good at dota?
>>576648013they only care about money and material goods so prob not
Why was the Dota 2 anime so gay and amateur-ish? Did Valve not wanna spend money on production? Look at the LoL and Cyberpunk series, world of difference.
>>576648481it actually had a huge budget but it all went into mirana's bosom
>>576648481Valve doesnt give and shit, they seeked the cheapest studio they could find with the most reach (Studio Mir because its owned by netflix) and just hoped for the best, it was a fucking mess and never talked about ever again. Another one of valves experiments.
>>576648481it sucked i watched season 1 half asleep while drinking. it was just boring, the only scene i really remember is marci ulneashing hear power and maybe invokers cool tower.
Is it griefing if you are trying to learn new heroes in unranked?
>>576648815no but u should prob do it in bot mode first
>>576648481>looked like shit>plot was a complicated mess>series about the most boring heroes and some randoms OCs (except for invoker who was probably the only good part of the show)
this set is so hot it's weird how little porn there is of it yet. also i really badly want to get it but i'm gigabroke and all the other sets in the treasure are garbage
>>5766510861. Nobody cares about making dota art anymore.2. there is no 2.3. your stupid and gay
>>576651086>dota porn>2026lol
>>576651086if you showed me this dota set in 2014 i would have laughed now i barely blink
>>576651086Mireska has got plenty of porn. There are many dota heroes suffering right now from lack of it.
>>576651086why make/look at porn when you could be having sex with your wife or playing catch in the yard with your kids?
>Spam "Are we the idiots" - Hoodwink on chat wheel>Communication score goes downThis is the most important use of the chat wheel the game ever came up with
what hero has teh biggest cock, legit answers only.
lmao loss queue. this happens every few days.
>enemy teams picks AA, Slark, Invoker, Wraithliterally terrified of counter picks i guess. in this shit mmr
I have no idea what is going on in pro matches, I don't know which teams are good, I hope I get the coin to select one of the custom maps.The cave and the underwater one seem alright.I wonder if the custom creeps come with the map.
>>576651086Look at the amount of details and garbage going on in that set and you're expecting any artist to want to draw that
lmao luna is broken as fuck carry of the patch
every fucking game luna luna luna luna
>>576658336the cave one has a cluttered mid lane, makes it unusable desu
whats ur highest random farm td score
>>576661864Desert, cave, reef, all are cool, to be honest.I doubt I will make the cut to pick one tho, I have no idea who the good people or the good teams are.Plus the games will be in China, maybe the home teams want to represent the country well and do better than usual.
>>576656638Tresdin
DIE, MONKEY
>>576662338sanctum has the cleanest juke paths and doesn't include any of the weird clutter the cave and reef haveit's BIS
Today I was in a match, just playing the game like you and me both, when I ran into a fellow gamer. He ended up calling me something disgusting, the N word... The second after he said that I blasted him with a report on his profile and steam account. I can tolerate cheaters, I can tolerate griefers, I can tolerate people with no lives. However, let me be clear on one thing: there is no place in Dota for racists.
>>576663397I opened the preview with the cave and fish ones, there are more cool animals roaming around the map and the river of the reef one looks like the middle of a sunk ship, full with cages and weird fish roaming around, looks cooler.
refresher should refresh buyback
>12 win streakagent status?
>>576667450theyre in your walls as we speak
>>576656638in proportion? hoodwink
>>576663706looks cluttered more like
>60 min gameplaying AM is NOT WORTH IT omfg. Maybe if enigma wasn't in it. He was such an x-factor that stopped us from going HG
>>576670191UR JUST BAD 3K SHITTER
>>576670191weaver has no items...axe has a manta...ss barely comprehensible meme build...
>>576673687>vessel aghs bootiesI wonder if that was a pos 4 Weaver.
lul this Lion only has 400 games and he's Legend IV. Totally legit.. sure.. Can't believe valve let's these faggots get away with smurfing.
>>576673902u lost to a lion as antimage bro lmfao ur a noob
/d2g/ has no problem with smurfing? Pathetic
one more win and i break even for the daylet s gooooooooo
>>576677932you wasted 7 hours on achieving 0 progress.think about that.
Why does dota run like shit,holy fuck no other game works this bad on modern hardware. Fuck you valve, optimize your shitty engine that nobody likes already.
>>576679087he plays over 9 hours a day and still sucks, at least if he had a job he could get some money and maybe buy a fur doll or whatever. dota 2 hijacks peoples lives like this
>>576677767what do you want us to say about it lol tell valve to do something
>>576679087Actually since wins are +40 MMR i have a netgain of 20.
We did it, plebbit. 4 wins and 4 losses.
>Mirana is a spellcaster that deals a ton of magic damage>strongest build is rushing aghs, magic amplification and cooldown reduction>but actually it's an agi hero with a passive that buffs autoattacks?Am I misunderstanding Mirana? How do you guys play her?
>>576681490Something about her doesn't scale well, so she's not a good right click carry. Think her STR gain is really low. idk
>>576681490Either valve is stupid, or she would be stupid op as universal.
>>576681490She used to be bonkers OP 1-2 years ago back when facets were still a thing. Just having her around as a pos 4 was enough to have everybody on the enemy team melt like they were being hit by a LMG. So she got nerfed several times so she can't pull that shit anymore.
https://voca.ro/1bu3pf4N5NbH
>>576673902you are literally below average crying about somebody else who is below average and accusing them of smurfing when if you have any experience in a moba 400 games is too many to be below average still let alone the 20 years and 6000 games you have to still be below average.
I've gone from archon 1 to legend 3 this past month and looking back it's only because I check the time and minimap way more for some reasonI'm just as bad at everything else
Dota 2 PowerPoints here, thank you very much for your continued support!
>>576681490Mirana's magical dmg is ok early-mid game but is very unimpressive late game. Her right click starts becoming pretty decent after level 15 and then after level 20 with the dps talents ; but doesn't really match what other carries can dish out. Fundamentally as a dmg dealer she's an hybrid that has two nukes and the potential to deal more magical dmg but also has potential as a right-clicker with her innate, the right talents, her shard her agi growth and innate attack range. Marina's peak potential as a carry was when gleipnir built off maelstrom and her shard gave 100% crit on attk ; her best farming item becoming the perfect fighting item that doubled as a way to setup arrows. As a magical dmg dealer it was when her aghs was unnerfed ( liquidpedia is broken atm I don't remember the exact changes but it was stronger in the past). Nowadays I think she's mostly picked in higher level play for the arrow stun and her ult ; her main selling point late game is her busted lvl 25 talent sacred arrow multishot.
Is it possible to do the whole fantasy dota thing out of the dota client, on mobile?
>>576682959I have been playing dota for 16 years and I've never been above 3.5k. Hell I don't even know how to set up my hotkey to control my manta style illusions, I just walk to the camp and pop them there.
>>576685449
>dogshit enemy team>I can't add them to avoid listSo basically forced 50 isn't a conspiracy?
no matter how hard the game goes i keep my head up knowing there's a mirana on the enemy team
As a pos4, it's my job to block the enemy small camp. How do I do that? There's nothing clever about the usage of sentries and no spots to "hide" it in the trees to block so it will get immediately dewarded when the enemy pos5 buys a sentry, so are we supposed to just repeatedly trade sentries every minute?
Is it possible to run this game at 4k, max graphics, immortal gardens, rain weather, middle of a busy teamfight in a 60 min game, and never dip below 150 fps?Can the best available hardware do it?
Are there any nude mods for the female characters?
>>576697236isn't dota extremely cpu bound?
>quas exort meteor hammerare pro players for real
I'm playing with a disruptor and he's been glimpsing back enemy heroes right after they TP'd for the entire game this is Legend 3 what the fuck
>>576697184Yeah.You could also body block, or just nuke the wave and steal it yourself. Could also pull the lane before it gets to the small camp. Depends on draft.
so when's TI
>>576697184just stand within the box at :00. it's really the bare minimum i mean come on
>>576704319next week & nobody gives a shit
this is my last TI. getting my life in order once summer ends
>>576706614announcing your goal before its accomplished is a sign you wont fulfill it
>>576705750wrong, i care
>>576644541Okay, so I blogposted about how I, personally, climbed MMR by playing support instead of pos 1 before Divine,and you told me that climbing MMR by playing support instead of pos 1 before Divine is useless.No argument, just an assertion.What were you hoping to accomplish by typing out your reply? What do you think I'm gonna say to that? Retarded fucking idiot, holy shit.
>>576706614the summer is already over basically
>>576670191>60 minutes of farming as antimage>have boots in your inventory
>>576698490midas was nerfed to shit so now meme hammer is the go to farming item and has all the stats invoker wants
>notice that one of my past games was parsed>just randomly skim through>see this guy with APM through the roof compared to everyone elseIs this normal? I'm skimming through other Immortal level game stats and they hover around 300 APM, not 400+ like this guy. Almost feel like he was cheating or something. Or maybe he was using that one setting that lets you hold down right-click and constantly issue new commands? Dude was playing magic Tiny too so it's not like he had reason to right-click attack so much in a 30 minute game.
>>576706614tomorrow never comes
>>576711848This is from a 60 minute pro game in comparison.The only reason it caught my attention was because the dude was pretty bad and barely did anything during fights and had the reaction time of a sloth. He was doing nowhere near 400 APM from my perspective. Even the Invoker in the game only hit 300 APM. If he wasn't cheating, I wonder where the hell it was coming from.
>>5766972367800x3d 4070 gets you 90% of the way there.but 4k is not for gaming.
>>576708241you got carried.
>>576711848>>576712617Actually never mind. Just checked the guy's account in-game>private profile.>300 wins>started playing last yearDefinitely not legit. Still don't know where all the APM went though.
Nothing wrong with privating your profile
>>576713191what about 1440p?
>>576713327yea because the carry got supported and had a good lanegood lane =GG
>>576714081seems fine. that's the resolution aaa targets as their baseline. really there's no reason to go beyond 1080 though for gaming, unless you want to bite the oled meme.
>>576714741you have no agency over the match. they would've got their farm without you.
I want to see RTZ suffer more in pubs he deserve it for badmouthing everyone.
graaahhhh
Fucking tired of niggers picking LD or Furion and splitpushing all game making us play 4v5
He was filipino too. This is EUROPE WEST nigger fuck off
>>576716068If you want me to TP to a fight, at least start a good fight with positioning and vision. If you're going to just blindly brawl in the trees with fuckall detection I'm not wasting my time to feed with you losers.
>>576716586Why don't you go play starcraft dumb nigger
>>576716834>WHY WON'T YOU FEEEEED WITH MEEEEE>IT'S NOT MY FAULTWhat's next on your complain list? gg noob mid no gang? Fucking retard.
>>576717202you do realize the absurdity in wanting to play singleplayer in a multiplayer game right? or does your feeble autistic mind fail to understand those things
>>576717275retard.
uh oh sperg melty
>>576717275The only mind failing to understand is the ESL who can't read.Go back and re-read what I typed, retard.
>>576703979>>576704950I know I can bodyblock, but I can't be there every minute. At minutes 3, 4, 6, 7, 8 are times I can't be there due to Lotus, securing rune for mid or taking wisdom.
>>576717678Everything you do requires a reaction and/or a trade-off.If you drop a sentry early and go for lotus for example, the enemy support will have to choose to choose between killing the sentry or chasing after lotus. You spent 50 gold to force that decision. And you'll have to spend 50 gold to force more such decisions in the future. That's why my response was "Yeah" as in, "Yeah will have to do that shit constantly if both you and the enemy pos 5 care".If you have good wave clear you can also not give a fuck. The enemy support can pull from small camp but you can also just blast it after lotus and have the wave gigapush to your tower. Small camp pulls happen at :15-:18, so you have time to do whatever you wanted to do at :00 then TP or walk over and interfere. You can also give sentries to your lane partner so he can worry about it while you're gone, your lane partner can blast the wave himself if he knows how to lane, etc. It all depends on match-up and picks.
>>576718172That makes sense, I'll buy more sentries. I usually only get two, one to block and one to unblock ours.
>>576718530Just remember to not overdo it unless you have a plan. You're a low farm support but your item timings still matter.
>plays easy heroes>spams all chat>thinks he's getting betterI'm salty
>>576718805>has more mmr than you>wins more games against you than you win against himn00b
Holy fucking shit, what'd they do with Tinker nowIcefraud really can't help himself can heYou know what I'm talking about
>fall asleep for like half an hour>can feel my heart beating like mad>it's not even fast, just so strong i can feel it trying to jump out of my chesti think this game is getting to me
finally got a win on tide after a 7 loss streak on the hero
TI hype?
>>576721747More hype about getting a purple item due to predictions than the actual gamesbut sure I'll watch if Mason casts the final few series like last year
just got the 2014 hair styles cosmetics for 5 women heroes in the candyshop man dota hats went a long way did uncs think different haircuts were tuff in 2014?
>>576721963that was in december 2013 and I think they introduced full hero set treasures in march 2014 or so
>>576721747wooo
>play pos 1>can't join fights because no farm>behind in farm because get ganked>if we win it's because i got carried and i was inconsequential (lowest hero damage among cores)>if we lose it's because team fed and i fed too>whether i win or lose lane is inconsequentialhow do you play this fucking position
>>576724114learn how to farm without getting farmed, so that later you can kill them without getting killed.
>>576724114wait for your mid to come gank (me) and create space for (you)https://youtu.be/_8TKCbWzhkc?si=kcsNZCr8YVrxqzXg
>>576726542you sound very transgender
Fuck I have a premuted guy on my team and he's fucking dogshit I hate this fucking shit
https://voca.ro/1e5yxdqvX8mnWhat did she mean by this
still not clicking on your fart vocaroos
>PL gets Skadi and Bloodthorn>the game endsbravo valve
>>576726739find 4 friends
>>576726881She's talking about rusnigs
>>576722285much historymany wow
When will 6.78 dota classic drop
>>576729009hopefully never
>>576729009
>>576729126this will make the uncs mad :joy: :joy:
Only PL can make a 25k gold lead vaporize into nothing once he gets his items
>>576729009The literally only thing it has over current dota is Techies.
>>576729009this UI was always dota for me, back when dota was a real game.
>>576606405lmao action takeni really am a fucking ratthey carry me to win and i make them lose good boy points
>>576729009>Jungle NPFuck you. Fuck you. I bet you jungle necro too you fucking low IQ fuck.
We need to sit down and have a discussion on video game addiction.
>mid spamming LAAAAST SAAARS PICK NOW I LASSTTT only to pick Sniper
>>576729430t.also techies wasnt added to dota 2 until a post TI4 patch which was some version of 6.81
Turbo really has the most cancer players in the entire game
>>576730489The game NEEDS the Real Techies.
>techies autist is posting
>>576731039Watch your step shitter.
>>576731039aka the thread bully
>>576731708He hates the Real Techies though.
>>576730295Let's talk
>>576731965then he can stop pretending like it matters
>>576732086You played 13k hours yesterday?
>>576731039>every hero must have wave clear, escape, big damage noook ult>I must faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarmI hate nudota(league of legends)
>>576732086I got to 8k hours, I played from mostly 2014 to 2019. I still play every now and then like once a week. It became the only thing I cared about, real life was just means to an end. Everything bored me, school, work, stopped engaging in hobbies. All I wanted to do was play this shitty game and get mmr.
>>576732776remember the giant aoe nuke of green mines? guess not since you're a retard
>>576732389I was locked in one Techies game.
>>576732776The Real Techies was the most soulful hero the game ever had and not even close to being in the top 10 most annoying cancer heroes.
Guys if you get a game as support you can just pick your favorite carry and play him with no items, its not griefing
https://vocaroo.com/1ammKkiFjB0VBoy I sure love this minigame
>>576733889It's too fucking hard unironically but the banter between Hoodwink and automaton Axe is fun.
>>576726693 >>576732776https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CRNdFFoTnM
Just remembered this game still exists and the new changes made it fun for me desu :)
>>576734821based enjoyer
I was wrong about Dark Seer. This hero is strong and FUN!
>>576736482Why did Slark not finish Silver Edge vs the PA?
anime actually makes u worse at dota if u think abt it
>>576736876
>>576736876checks out
>>576735651You'll probably call me cringe once I tell you that it was nostalgia from playing LoL Classic that took me to find my joy back in playing this game
>>576736751check rank again
>>576736876it's role dependent. d2p talks about this.on your carry it's good for example (better than a furry for example)
where can i catch up on who the teams are and which players have any personality?
why do I have to play honestly and not spam Marci to win free mmr when literally everyone in this retarded game are dishonest as fuck and a bunch of literal mongoloids at the same time? I'm spamming Marci again, I don't even care.
lock the fuck in
I want a massive map rework again.
Hoodwink said a bad word
>>576740885>tfw no anprim terrorist squirrel gf
>>576737018this man sucked arab cock for gambling money
>>576741565rumor is he never stopped sucking
>>576740809you learned of a new saying little brown thirdie why do you keep saying that?
>>576741994you read what he typed
>>576741994lil gup crashing out L
>>576737959Anime pfp carry is a guaranteed loss unless the enemy carry also has it
>>576732805well how much mmr did you get
>>576743506i only ever got to ancient 5 in like 2018 i think and then stayed there
When are the "new" items getting flavour text
>get 20 kills>lose the gameclassic
>>576744635should have defended your ancient
>>576744635Should have attacked the other teams ancient
>>576660118since when do artists care about what details are actually on the model
>>576744381traxex armpit sexo
Think I'll spam Dark Seer all the way to Legend
This guy can't go one sentence without insulting you
>>576750358He knows you like it.
>>576750358He's threatening you.
>>576750358redditors love getting getting abused both verbally and psychologically thats why they love valve and everything they do, despite valve being literally one of the worst companies to exist.
how do I graduate from herald hero pool?
Wonder if the event making it so wins are +40 and losses -25 is going to have bad consequences on game quality as shitters are pushed upwards even if they're on a 50% wr
>>576754070>despite valve being literally one of the worst companies to exist.go play another game thenoh wait, you would rather play a valve gamelmao
>>576755149NPC
Thats what I thought, bitch, shut your mouth.
>>576755285really is a strawman of my argumentyou consider valve to be shit and you could change which developer you reward with your patronage but you dontit really just shows that your perception of what "one of the worst companies to exist" means is worthless since you still support valve
>>576755285The peasant is forced to toil under penalty of punishment, I find it unlikely you are forced to play this game and if you are it's not Valve's fault
>queue>get mid>teammates get me killed at bounty for FB to enemy mid>starting game pissed off, great>enemy mid is a fucking pussy so I zone him out and then kill him a couple times>okay slightly better>gank sidelanes while I have ult for some free kills>enemy mid tries to help but he can't do shit anymore so I kill him too>keep cycling between lanes for easy kills and free creep waves>enemy Drow trying her best to farm but I fuck her up every time I go looking for her>nobody TPs to help her even by their base>our carry trying his best too but enemy team spends all their time 4v1 ganking him to avoid me>entire enemy team always blows their load on him in teamfights so I never get hurt>both carries end up with like 15 deaths each>next highest on team was 6 deathsFelt kinda bad for both carries but more my carry than the enemy's. But dude took it like a champ. No bitching, no rage pings, nothing. Probably because the jungle was well warded and he was dying to smokes and shit nobody could see and we did TP in to wipe them after he died but still, must not have been a fun pos 1 game at all.
Honestly my biggest complaint about the game currently is the communication score system. 20 games to go up 200 points, 3 reports to lose 2-300 comm score points. No one ever talks on mics anymore, turbo is literally just everyone comm reporting everyone for memes. No one uses their mics anymore and it has made the game so antisocial. >you pinged once?report>Requested wards?report>Use voice emotes?report>Teammate told enemy team you were yelling racist shit because you didnt swap roles with him because he all role queued?reportIt's gotten kind of painful. I should be able to tell a portland troon to kill themselves, or tell wetbacks to queue SA if I want instead of enduring them screaming and typing in spanish and not understanding english. At least make commends so they boost your behavior/comm score to a certain degree. If I net 30 commends over 20 games, I should be getting more than 200 comm score.
>>576758818It punishes you for literally playing the game. Its a stupid automated system because valve refuses to moderate this game at all. they want to leave everything on auto pilot if they could with minimal effort, even the patch balancing.
>game starts>my core is afk near the tier2 tower for a minute and a halfIs it even possible to recover from this? Lane is completely fucked and both enemies there are level 2.
>>576758818>I should be able to tell a portland troon to kill themselvesno, you really should not be able tothis is griefing
>get soul ring on axe>carry player starts pinging it>goes to the jungle>refuses to take part in the gamenani?
>>576758818It's a lot stricter now than it used to be which is fucking gas as you should be able to tell rusnigs and spics to go back to their shithole servers but apparently their feelings are more important than the "language preference" when you queue.
>>576741994because nigga you need to lock the fuck in
>my pos1 says something in russian and pings me>tell him i don't understand, and to please ask in english if he wants me to do something>he says okay, and actually communicates in english for the rest of the game>we coordinate well and winIt's very rare but it does happen sometimes.
no team mate deserves to be beratedits not productive gameplay
grubby
>>576761085next time reply to him with>poshel nahui
dark willow is the only hero where the default set is best set
>>576761085i get better results by speaking my native language at them until they switch to english
What kind of circus is this meant to be again...
sex with lina
>>576763390>mexican donkey show referenceactual boomers work at valve tf
>>576763321kez
>>576760070>>576760070Found the faggot troongo back to league
>>576763390i thought this guy sounded exactly like Q, turns out he actually is voiced by john de lancie. i thought he fucking died years ago
>>576758818i am the one reporting anyone for saying anything correct
>>576763579do you feel better now that you got that off your chest?
Explain why I shouldn't abandon any game I have to lane vs a Skywrath Mage
What hero is best at slaughtering the monkeyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlWi8mhhXrc
>>576762424this
i m playing kez for the first time. in ranked too. lmao
>>576763390>the donkey trickwintrading in Xibbes pubs?
>>576765117the win trading stream sniping discord cabal strikes again....
>axe jungle dropping tranquil bootssovl
>>576765642take me back
>>576765642>tranquil boots in 2026 when they give 0 armorlmao. retard.
>>576766081>giving a shit about 4 armor on a hero that gets permanent bonus armor
holy shit my old dota bully is on the other team he used to make me play support a decade ago
>>576768172time for retribution
Slowly collecting all of the hundreds of shitty ancient Lina skins
>>576768172you will lose because he was always the chad and you the virgin chud
>>576768360its time>>576768557im gonna fuck him up, picked ursa and im gonna 1v9 fuck you asshole
>>576768172Ask him if disperser gives movespeed
>>576768172Post game
>>576768731if you have to try hard this much you already lost. >picking ursalooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TB players are probably hot irl
>>576764894I'm sorry, team. I fucking failed you.
>>576769543BASED fearless gamer
>ranked draft pick>eu only>get mass ruskied>won't communicate in english>can't understand what they want to do, have to try to estimate and predict>lose>get blamedclassic
>>576769801english isnt the language of eu
WHY IS SLARK ALWAYS BANNED IN MY RANKED GAMES NOWFUCK YOU VALVE
>>576769971t. least delusional rusnig
>>576769105>>576768875>>576768752>>576768557>>576768360I lost, it was a stomp. I'd post the game but people can just use opendota and find my steam profile. Dude commended me at the end of the game and im sure hes laughing. I could only farm bfury bkb and then they were pushign hg
That neck isn't real no way
>>576770687you'll get em next time champ
>>576770687What makes you think he remembers you? Did you shittalk him in game or something?Also how cares if someone finds your profile, the only one that cares is the schizo thread bully
>>576770736hey guys
>>576770938post your steam profile then pussy
>>576770687I told you. You cannot change your genes, you cannot change your fate.
>>576771084I've posted it in a previous thread :)Have you posted yours?
>>576771335>deflection as expected
>>576770760that was the chance, its over>>576770938we were friends in college for a few years and started a dota team, our profiles are the same after all these years. we spent prob a few thousnad hrs together playing dota>>576771205damn
>>576771653did you guys fuck
>>576771649I accept your concession :)
>>576771653Maybe he views the past from another vantage point and commended you as an old friend?
what titles did you guys go for in fantasy?
>>576771857still no profile
>>576771736no>>576772040its possible, who knows.
>12k gbp>playing with mutes malding>drop to 11k gbp>everyone is spamming voicelines and flaming
>>576662338Desert is actually ass. It makes my eyes glaze over. The colours blend together. I think you have to use colour blind mode to still be able to see.I turned it off. Dota+ seasonal one is better.
Ok, post hero and its hymn>Earthshaker>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjBhbMMgLzc
>>576662338reef is gay
Have bras been invented in Dota yet, I notice most of the girls don't wear them
>>576736482>Dark Seer>strong>funThe former, not the latter.>unranked PAAnd you got lucky. Seer is one of the few heroes (all of them offlaners) that depends entirely on their team to follow up, and has barely any damage of their own. Playing them in Ranked is a massive gamble.
Wtf is happening? This worked for a long time and now I can't get it to work at all. Loss queue?
I really like these oracle cards. Wish I could buy them irl désu.
>>576773761looks like u dont have much impact in these games
>>576773765have them printed?
>ReefDamn, it looks cool, but for visual clarity? Nightmare. Especially since we have terrain based buffs, and it looks like water is everywhere.>AbyssNo. The echo will get on my nerves way too quickly.>GardensLooks very similar to Default.>EmpireNothing wrong with it.>SanctumPerfect. Perfect. Down to the last minute detail. It's so CLEAN.
last night i had the pleasure of meeting an ogre magi who thought pos4 supports don't have to help with wards and detection. How the fuck do you reach Divine2 with 12k games under your belt with a mindset like that
>>576773761>600 GPMLEARN YOUR GODDAMN FARMING ROUTES. You lost to a pos 5 Invoker, and an offlane Alch that never finished Radiance.
>>576775136By exclusively playing carry and token farming occasionally.
>>576775136pos4 is by far the most boosted role in the gamethe average pos4 plays only to grief their offlaner and then brool in teamfights so the bar is set very low. see: grubby
sheepos big floppy titties
>>576776941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm4nG8gPvJ0What happened to this big tit goddess? She used to be a navi thing
I HATE LOSS QUEUE! FUCK YOU, GABEN!
>>576775136buddy i dont buy wards idc mmr
>>576777757n00b
>>576779809windranger in real life...
>>576779936thats lina, retard.
>>576780461Lina's boobs are at least twice that size
>>576779809sex with lina!!!!!!!
avg dotard spending their friday night playin' dota rotting away
>>576777295to think dotards were ragging on this chick
>>576780802the size is about right, CM and Lina are mostly the same, although community generally agrees Rylai has bigger breasts despite being the younger sister.
>>576781236Hit the gym
>>576781786Well her face isn't in the frame
>>576781870rylai's supple breasts
>>576782941They are quite firm actually
>>576783148paizuri with rylai
We say Crystal Maiden here
Rylai Moon
>>576784484
According to science, gamers peak at 24 years old. After that, reflexes drop 3-6ms per year.
>>576786863Messi is 39 and played his best world cup. Fuck you retard.
>>576786863your feel for the game continues to get better as you age, though. dota isn't purely just reaction time
Windrunner is literally the worst redhead in the game
>[X] isn't purely reaction timeHas there EVER been a SINGLE time this has been said and not been pure cope?
>>576788545Why are you LARPing like you're young? If you're on the website, then you're at least 30 or older.
>>576764053He's win-lane-lose-game like Viper and magic SF. The satisfaction of punching his face in for the rest of the game is worth the effort.
>>576788629yes, and?
>these youngsters may be faster, but im better from years of experience
>>576788835Bill, this is SO true. Sure, they may be fast, but we've got the superior game-sense. - sent from my blackberry
>>576788545sports.
30 year old boomers really think they're gonna be better than some 19 year old kid who has been playing dota since he was 8... lmfao
>>576786863hit the gym and that might not happen
>>576790295no one said that.
Okay doturd nibbas. I was sitting on the toilet and I got a prophetic vision that team Aurora would win the International.What site is the easiest to sign up to and simplest to use to bet on Dota games?I'm gonna bet €100!
>>576790434I bench 275 for 3 reps bro, gym does nothing
>>576788545fighting games.
>>576790759AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>576732086>"13,000 hours played Yesterday">Dotard stuck in a groundhog day timeloop>They play 500 days of Dota without even noticing the loop
>>5767908691.48 actual years worth of dota.
This is insane. Every team I'm put on is so fucking comically bad it's insane. Wtf is happening??? I got mid Earthshakers dying 20 times. I got pos 3 and 4 feeding nonstop every game. I got a pos 5 that's useful in lane for 5 minutes and then disappears forever.Loss queue is ridiculous.
>>576791209doesnt matter like the code of conduct for d2g says you are the only consistent
>>576791209noob furry
Deadlock got loli pugna before us...
What am i supposed to do as pos 4/5 again? My team is just farming and im just walking around doing fuck all
el am ay oh
>>576793263>Based on zoot artkinda surprised desu.
>>576662338>>576773502reef and cave are dogshitjungle is mehdesert is ok, overhyped a bit, mogged by the other two viable choicesimmortal gardens is goated, sanctums are a good second
>>576794170Main job, protect your cores, wards protect your cores.Secondary job, harass enemy coresTertiary job, stack jungle camps to help your cores farm more.Keep these three jobs looping in your head as a mantra until it becomes second nature.
THANKS, I needed more thin mints or whatever the fuck these things are
>alch in my teamL incomingAlways a 4vs6 here in the trenchesYou can find people being useful with every hero, except this one. The most pathethic thing is watching them jump into a fight, do 0 damage and then get bursted the moment ult is gone.I fucking hate Alch
What's the average mmr of /d2g/?
>>5767965622.5k. Right in the meaty part of the curve.
I'm so tired of snapfire. She's so fucking bullshit.
>>576797593I'm tired of Lina. Absurd amount of burst damage.
I am cooked!
they cooked when they made weather: moonbeam
>>576798279Keep going continue the crash out
what a horrible fucking game
I ain't made of fucking tickets
>>576799032The longer you look, the more gems you notice.This is a work of art
This Largo hero is a lot of fun. Nothing quite like bouncing around a teamfight healing everyone while some retard carry player chases them around trying to get the last hit only to die.
Remember Water Spirit?
>there are people in this very thread who will use their terrain token on the fucking reefHoly reddit
>>576803764Don't be stupid, no one here is actually getting a token
>>576800080I find it hard to really have impact with him. Either my team doesnt realise our potential and want to farm, or they do and would have cleaned up the game anyway and i could have played a 3 or 4 with a big teamfight ult and probably had more impact. 1k games are very, either or
we're in year 12 of dota 2 dying to heroes of the stormpay respects to your local blizzdrone
>>576799032i literally can not disscern what the midlaner in dire is, can somebody help? is it techies?
>play anonymous no chat mode because I kept getting tilted>sometimes check all chat on dotabuff after game>every single time not a peep from either team, only "gg" at end?why is everyone so quiet nowadays5.5k behavior
Kez Arcana doko? Or anything at all?
>>576806036The only people who play him are sweaty tryhards, without looking it up and I mean it honestly, what does his second skill do in his katana stance, I sure don't know
These nigger faggots all chatted the entire early game only to get gapped and raped, felt really good to win.
>>576806181>what does his second skill do in his katana stance, I sure don't knowit's a mobility spell, you can use it on people or trees to go towards them
>>576806410You sure showed them, oh most worthless member of your team
>>576677767The only people that are ok with smurfing, smurf themselvesIt's also the exact same thing with people using cheats, same people too
>>576806036Should be a persona so that we can play him without listening to that fucking writing
>get ck pos 5>winhuh
>>576807154Hey he knows what's up
>>576765642>teammate that's annoyed with you picks them up and walks away
Who's the best "end the game" hero for unranked? I absolutely can't be fucked playing dumb shit like spectre or jugg just to brawl with 1k'ers.
>>576808454>unranked
>>576806656>pos 5 is worthless>pos 5 dying instead of the carry is badyou are sub 2k mmr
>>576808737Well yeah I don't want to shit all over my rank, gotta practice. I am just fed up with these 50-60min games that could have ended 30 mins sooner.
>>576808846sven, luna, pl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgwqQ4x8F4QI fucking love how every single "pro" guide is just some dude with a free lane and stacked camps from his supports that gets spoonfed for 20mins. Literally every single one of my pos1 games are: 1. All camps blocked with sentries(no you can't just deward, it's not your job and you're losing xp and gold) 2. Fighting a squad of giganiggers with grenades like axe, hoodwink and bounty that push your shit in with no remorse. 3. Non stop rotations from other lanes to completely suffocate the lane.
I miss buying HotD on pos 1 and stacking for yourself. but I don't mean last year, I mean in 2012
Why did they remove rank classic and forced this role queue garbage onto us
>>576794443Buy Kaya Sange instead of Aghs if you want to scale dumb nigger
>>576810828better matchmaking
>>576805235It's a snapfire rotated around
>>576809691True that, they should make a guide on how to play from behind as carry (or generally any role) I think that's what most people struggle with, anybody can get farmed and win if they play in cruise mode with their entire jungle available and the possibility to show on lane to get the wave without getting raped
>>576811653Part of the fun of old dota were the pre match lobbies, now everyone has to play in a predefined way, like LoL
>>576812452This worked before the online thirdie invasion when people still spoke englishnow that the demographic change has happened you need these pre-defined role boxes else games would be rough
>>576812452you can still play with 4 friends and do zany comps
your mid sire
>>576812452>everyoneYour unranked matchmaking, Sir.
>>576811653yeah, getting griefed by a role abuser every single game really improved the experience
>>576636590It needs to be loli pugna with the original voice pack. that is my fetish.
>>576812448Speaking as a new player, it's easy to win when you get fed or just farm uncontested and the opponent makes careless movesThe hard part for me is knowing how to play when behind and not get completely stomped when I get into range of the enemy, I'm sure it's the same for my opponents when I beat them
Hey didn't the act end say "continued", what's this concluded thing
>>576813280only a 2 act event as i predicted
>>576773761>not a single sub 10 min mask of madnessyour early laning fucking sucks and slows your snowballing down way too muchyour shit gameplay worked against 2k monkeys and now that you play against slightly more competent 3k monkeys you have to learn new things
>>576805769they cant chat in your animal score man
>>576814432get this man a true...
>>576809691the answer is always shit mmr players staying in their lane for far too long then throwing a fit because its 10 minutes and he tries to farm under his t1 tower as he gets gangbanged by 3 or 4 heroes coming to take the tower and then keeps going back to his "safe" lane to die over and over
it's gonna be bad my nigma
I think I've only had one or two oracle contracts
>>576812934If the enemy team is 5 manning deathball style it's better to dodge and stall while playing for an item timing because if they can afford to 5 man they're just stronger rn but if they just have an overall better map control it's better to smoke with your entire team and look for one or two pickoffs which can lead to taking an objective or overall grabbing some of the lost map back
>>576809691>1. All camps blocked with sentries(no you can't just deward, it's not your job and you're losing xp and gold)This kind of thinking is why you're losing. This isn't League of Legends where you sit there and mope going "I can't/won't/shouldn't do this, it's against the law!!" and then cry about how you have no options available. Dota is a game where you do anything you can to win, and it gives you the freedom to do so.I'm a support player but when I end up playing core, I buy my own wards when my supports are useless faggots. Especially when I'm pos 1 or mid. Fucking sucks but between losing 50 gold and winning lane, vs saving 50 gold and losing gpm, I'll always pick the former.
We need a new sexy female hero that will get people excited to play again.
>If two players on opposite sides pick the same hero they cancer each other outlol what
>tell guy he is a cunt for picking a carry when he is queued as hard support >get 4 hour ban and presumably 3 or 5 elite prio gamesgaben fat fuck give my
>>576729729î really dont get how people are below 12k, i always tell people to kill themself and wish their families cancer, its literally impossible to loss good goy points
>>576815848The problem at low mmr is that even if you manage to get the entire enemy team to rotate because you no condom their carry, either your entire team shows up and now all 3 lanes are lost and nobody is farming, or nobody shows up in which case i am now playing alone vs 5, and dont underestimate this statement; if i abandon my lane i will get another 5 low prio matches, this is what happens
>get griefed>action taken>mmr goneGreat
>>576816683what is the problem here?
Tobiwan
>>576793263chat is this real
We need a vore hero
>teammate makes a misplay>ally spams laugh voiceline, pings him and tips himI don't understand in what way is tilting your own teammate helps our team succeed and achieve the game's win condition.
>ally pings my swap when he died (it's minute 13, I don't have a dispel for global silence yet)>swap him when he tries to TP out of fountain after respawning>he screams in russian and breaks his items
>>576819612Some people are low behaviour score and lose more games than they should for a reason, and the reason isn't their teammates.
>>576817063First time seeing that
>>576816954I bought the Liquid "Five Heroes Bottom!" voice line specifically for this.Every time there are too many people in lane, I just spam it to make fun of them. I'll stay for a kill but otherwise I'm fucking off. So when my start going "gg noob mid no ganks 5 bot come tp" I just spam "Five heroes bottom!" and don't come and my teammates get the message.A couple of the Chinese caster voice lines from last year of "stop feeding / don't fight, I'm farming" are good for that purpose too but FIVE HEROES BOTTOM gets the message across better.
>>576819759I'm low bh score and the reason I lose more games than I should is because my teammates are also low bh score with ego, thus it's entirely my fault when their stupid ass dies 3v1 and they refuse to group for objectives.it is objectively matchmaking/teammates for me. the games I've lost because stupid niggers would rather play league of losers and farm over taking objectives is insane.
my teammates have been weirdly quiet and cooperative i must have gotten the escorts by accident instead of agents
>Playing Lifestealer for the first time>There's a spirit minotaur hero on my team>realize I can use my Ultimate before he charges someone on the enemy team across the map>Beat the shit out of everyoneThat seemed so unfair
>>576819759I'm 12k/12k, shouldn't I not be matched with these people?
>>576823912Behaviour score is a placebo.
tfw you are the only chatter in a guys stream and you can't leave until he ends streamwtf bros why was there like 80 idlersI wanted to go to bed for hours but i can't leave the streamer alone
>>576824895>gn man i hope you have a nice stream
>>576824895Only Hasanabi calls them chatters
TI tourist here, who should I bet on to win?
>576825073how else would you call them, chat participants?
>>576825117Parivision
>>576825019I WAS THE ONLY CHATTER MATELITERALLY LIKE PAGES AND PAGES OF ONLY ME TALKING TO STREAMERhow can i abandon him i am his only friend
Ephey
>>576798279>lost twice in a row>knew it wasnt his day>kept going anywayYou have only yourself to blame. Losing twice in a row means it is not a day to grind, play unranked or do anything else.
>>576825117Xtreme
>>576825329how can he be your friend if he wouldnt return the favour?
>>576825993> favour?
>>576823725sovl kino
>rtz climbed to rank 102boys a beast
2027 will be the year of the rtz TI
Fuck RTZ
>>576827124rtz?
RTZ comeback when
>>576827035Is Naix Lifestealer's real name?
>>576827157>>576827461He's not coming back guys
Dendi & XBOCT Puck + Naix... sovl...
holy fuck that sunfans/jenkins game looks so bad
how did rtzs team do in the TI quals?
>queue ap>faggot nigger grimstroke with 15k games>queued with faggot nigger jugg with 7k games>my team has a 150 game necro and a 100 game naixyeah this is fair
you are all the same mmr
Is TI happening right now?I've been ignoring and playing.
>>5768285135 more days
yes grand finals in an hour
Who's playing?
rtz and mason
Grubby
I prefer getting raped than playing offlane
*first picks potm*enjoy it
I only play one match a day now.today my match was:>pos5 afk so team loses 200 gold>pos2 uncalibrated>pos4 doesn't block camp, doesn't harass, doesn't tp when other lanes are being dove>pos2 abandons since other 2 lanes are being shit on>pos4 immediately followslow immortal is hell, especially with the mmr squish. people that used to be 10k mmr are now 6k mmr and it's completely fucking up the low immortal lobbies. plus the plethora of account/boost buyers.
>>576831742Low immortal is piss easy now, I've gained like 2k rank since the squish
>>576832784the match was over in less than 10 minutes. it wasn't even a match.
>>576831742Isn't it great?This is the great MMR reset that will save Dota that kiddies have been bitching and moaning for years for! Dota is saved! This totally helps everybody involved in feeling like less shit.
>>576833082Why did people want an mmr reset anyway? No one likes it in any game
>playing doters>random friend request>female pfp>hasn't played a game in over a year>has a telegram link in their biowhat's their endgame here? it's obviously some kind of bot but what are they selling/scamming?
>>576833428some people think it will remove boosted players from their inflated rank, some people think it will help them calibrate higher because their account is blacklisted and that's why they're hard stuck at pisslow.but I think this time it was done so that there could be some excitement in the numbered ranks, since most people felt like the mmr was so inflated there was no chance of ever significantly moving your rank or knocking the guy out of rank 1.
>>576833428They're retarded and just wanted something to bitch about. Like yeah, gorgc is a faggot but him grinding to 20k MMR doesn't change anything for shitters but they still act like they know better when they ask for it.
>>576833850Hey bro we're playing a tournament and we need a last player can you join?Oh you can't well could you please vote for our team on this shady website that requires a steam login?
Holy fuck Snapfire and fuck Lina
>>576833850They're trying to get you to click on phishing links that'll try to exploit your browser and steal your security tokens for Discord/Steam/etc. that are on your computer. Never click on a sketchy link.
>>576834507jokes on you, I'm schizophrenic and every time I open my browser it's like a fresh install because I delete all cookies and history.
>>576834624That doesn't change what I said. When they exploit your browser, they install a backdoor that pings back to their servers and gives them access to the contents of your hard drive. Has nothing to do with cookies.
>>576834968you can't do that without downloading and running or installing something.
>>576834624Schizophrenics get the best meds. You would not believe how nice it is to fall asleep on seroquel
>>576834391don't mind if I do
>your pos4 instantly locks WRYour response, dotards?
>>576835480better than my pos3 locking wr.
>>576789062>>576788835Amen guys. Some of these pros may be a bit faster, us old timers got that "spidey sense". We age like a fine wine, getting better every year.
>Pick Slardar>carry instantly locks in Naix because of the epic infest bombs!bro PLEASE just pick a ranged turret carry and pump them while theyre hazed
why number don't go up more?I for one did my job. I got the sheever voiceline and the huligani loading screen
How can we be more inclusive to women?? what the HELL is this?
When playing against a Lone Druid, is it worth to spend time and smokes to try to find the main hero afk farming near his base? It takes so much time and feels pointless since his bear is still out on the map anyway.
>>576835181What do you think happens when you click on a shitty link?
>>576837819Money directly goes to the talent/teams paypig
>>576835676Pos 3 WR is positive winrate though.
>>576837819dota is dead
rtz has a global tpand is still crashing out over people not coming to HIS lane
>>576838108maybe you should think about doing that before he gets to do that nigga
every game i lose is because teammates don't want to cross the river. we end up visionless and choked out by enemies who actually play to fight the enemywhy are people so scared of dying in videogame?last game i had a pos4 who took last pick so i get blind lane countered and then he afk jungles my ancients
>>576838275>>576838631Well there u go
https://old.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1vivjcy/dotas_community_is_downright_embarrassing_anyone/This is unacceptable, grow up.
>>576836835I hate this. People see what i pick and have some strange wombo combo in mind that maaaaybe has kill potential on their softer heroes for about ~8minutes. Then when it inevitably fails miserable i get reported
I can't watch rtz nowadaysWe are 30yo alcoholic looking boomers mad at everything but to make it worse at least he got some money and a chink wife
>>576842849
>>576842849Banter is based, butthurt trannoids can't handle it
>>576842849>>576843034Sumail would approve
In the last 50 games I've called people niggers, brown turds, trannies, told them to end their lives, stopped playing in a few and just afk jungle, etc, etc many times and still have 11.5k bscoreMy only rule is that I never start flaming people I only start after some fag shit talks meSo what the fuck do people do to go under 10k
Pudge is fat like me.
>>576844636I've called two people niggers in the last week and both games I got system muted, fucking hate that reddit niggers ruined the chat in this game.
>>576844913Stop being 12 years old
>>576845036>offended by wordsGrow up.
>>576844913I sometime have to say it but I never get muted and my communicatrion score is good also. idk what you guys are doing
is there a single fucking person on this planet who enjoys playing against pleven if you have a team to fuck him over it's still a struggle to keep this retarded blue nigger down
winning at dota today. feels good
>>576845234I guess I just got unlucky and the rusnigs ganged up on me for being White.
>>576833850I'm fucking stupid and the retard within me wants to believe so god damn hard that there's an actual hot woman that wants to talk to me even if it's obviously not true but I can't seem to fully convince myself without interacting with them first but it's the exact same thing every time I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me honestly
>>576845258did you have to be racist
I play on anonymous mode but still flame my teammates through chat. It’s nice knowing they are flaming back into the void and I’ll never see it.>top 200 immortal btw.
>>576846483Based but I doubt you're top 200
are custom games still a thing?
>>576846073the hero deserves it
Where's the hype for TI?
Friendly reminder Overwatch lets you block people for free it also refunds your mmr if you got trolled hard.you also get hero level progression for free. it also lets you vote for bans instead of it being random.
>>576848928thanks for the reminder little girl
dear canadiansplease kill yourselvesthank you
i get called nigger faggot by kez players at max bs all the time so yeah i guess the people here are even bigger niggers
>>576849602I think canadian dota players are pretty good
>>576850031At being bad
So tired of losing to farming offlaners. Why do they always get away with it?
>>576848928>Hero progressionThe exact opposite of what i want in moba
>30k networth>almost 700GPM On an OFFLANE void!! I'm losing my fucking mind over here. Why is this allowed?
>>576851607Yet you have it as a paid feature in dota!Curious!
>>576849602damn what did a canadian do to you
Remember to stay hydrated when you're locking in
>>576851605Because you're a retard who believes in tempo and deathballing in the big 26
>>576845258I don't mind too much because WR counters him. But yeah, he's still a pain even then. So it'll depend on how much I have to work for the win.On a completely unrelated, unbiased note, I hate playing against Zoos. And Faceless Void.
>>576854775Pushing for tempo to prevent farming is the correct thing to do though.
>>576855160Doesn't work anymore with the big map and comeback goldUnless it's a huge skill diff or plain outdraft the team playing for scale will win majority of times
>>576852334>he let the offlane void get to bfury and then go on farming until aghsyou deserved to lose shitter
>>576854980zeus was completely fine before they gave him a fucking jump that slows you to a crawl for some fucking reason
>>576855929Stop crying
>someone picks wrong role>have to fill in I didn't queue for>lose>get blamed
>>576855284You wouldn't be pushing high ground early without a dedicated memepush draft but if you can take all the T2s and starve them, the entire enemy team will be sharing 4 jungle camps and lane creeps as a whole. Unless they have some gigacancer Drow Medusa Sniper Underlord Jakiro turtle comp, surely you can rat at least a couple T3s in the next 30 minutes before they can get enough gold for a comeback. And that's the worst case scenario. Once you're knocking on the doors, you just need to bait out one good fight. Even if they buyback, they can't do shit for the next 5 minutes but watch while you bang on those towers.
>>576850031canadians are the russians of US>>576853774mostly just feed and lose us the game every time.
>>576854223
>>576856321Refer to the code of conduct of d2g your the only consistent
>>576856302Yeah man you cracked the code how come you're not at TI
deadlock in bro
>>576856047no, crying is my right and not a single nigger on earth is going to stop me
Where did the meme that bad players don't have the entire map permanently warded even startI'm literally in the lowest possible bracket of herald and playing BH is impossible because everywhere is sentry warded at all times and they just stand on top of them so I can't even get rid of them
>>576856673I tried but gorgc griefed me during quals so we lost.
Things are bleak as fuck rn. Loss queue is real.
>>576856635nigger i can't help it if this matchmaking bullshit gives me retards north of the border with 5 games played russing boots of travel on sniper offlane
>>576859872Become wraith king chat
>Picks Pos 1 Riki>Buys Basher into Vlad'swhy did you even open the game
>>576858736Play slark and rush shadow blade. You will be able to know if you're in vision because your passive stops.
>>576860365The Anon's complaint was that he knew where they were but couldn't deward them, not that he couldn't find them.
>>576859872play your best hero where you have a 60% winrate. Check on open dota
>>576825590Some people are dead set on testing out their own mental fortitude against tilt. And they always fail.At least take beta blockers, or something.
>>576860443yeah he will know because he gets killed
>Queen of Pain "Dominating">Still doing nothing>Check inventory>Blade Mail Void Stone
sex with hoodwink
>>576863507This
>>576860326In my second last game I played alchemist and gifted a scepter to our sven who was snowballing.He didn't activate the flying fist a single time. There was no benefit to gifting him the scepter because he didn't want to fly or maybe didn't you can alt cast the aghs stun.he was a better player than i was but I wasted my money giving him the aghs and we lost
>>576864313It's not a complete waste. Alchemist Aghs still gives the target the stats of an Aghs, unlike Aghs Blessing which doesn't give you stats.
>>576854980How do I make WR counter PL?
>>576865045Unless it's Luna or Juggernaut, an early scepter does fuck all for most heroes. It's a meme losing strat.Just get Mjol, AC, Basher and blink and drop drum solos on people.
Just make the QoP arcana available on the steam market already PLEASE
>>576865409like with every hero. you buy mjolnir radiance.then pl tanks through it anyway and kills you
Why is this game so popular amount eastern euros
>>576866749Do you think QoP, Specter or Drow arcanas will be available next?
>>576867160net cafe country
>>576867195QoP next upthe others we need to wait awhile
>>576867280No, that's LoL in South Korea.
>>576844636people with high behavior score think for some reason the system works properly so they don't get punished, even if they misbehave and acknowledge their own misbehavior, because their score must be proof the system is working because they are good and others are bad. its really very simple: the behavior system is utter dogshit because it doesn't work on merit. the logic behind it is crabs in a bucket. when you're out of the bucket, you're not getting dragged down.
>>576854980Yeah as a WR spammer those are a pain in the assThe amount of first bloods I've lost because of that fucking jump
>>576867334tf you mean no you think only korea does it net cafes are the reason dota is popular in general
>>576867692Sounds like low behaviour score cope.
>>576867839That's old. Modern netcafe culture doesn't jibe with no surrender button.
>>576868028>modernthis is a boomer game bwi
>>576867160>runs on potato>comes for free when you install steam (also free).>nothing better to do thereso it's dotka all say
I've been climbing solely with one role but I want to switch to another. If I switch to mid after like a year with no mid games, I'm going to get diffed hard as fuck by the hardened mids I'll be facing right? Or will the general skill transfer
>>576868113Yeah, and there were basically no real consequence for abandoning when it was a WC3 map. Not anymore. And then you remember that efforts to make matches end at 60 minutes took years.Dota hasn't been a netcafe game in a while. Some still probably waste their there, still. And boy, do they regret it.
>>576868349what role before? if you played core before I think it should largely translate.dont queue ranked until ur shure tho
>>576868458Only having your support grief you translates. Off, Mid, and Safe are three completely different skillsets. Unless you pick a Safe hero and go Off or Mid. (this might throw you the game)
>>576868410you really don't need to be an obtuse nigga about it it's a legacy game getting the rounds nothing more or less
>>576866415I was just arguing semantics, not arguing builds/strats.Better Aghs Blessing, with stats, is still like +10 damage and +200 mana on any hero. So even if they don't use the actual Aghs skill they still benefit a little.
>>576868349>I'm going to get diffed hard as fuck by the hardened mids I'll be facing right?Yeah. The roles are very different even if they look similar.
>it's Rape King, not Wraith King! Arrgh…
>queue up>ive already lostid rather have just clicked play and immediately been brought to a big of the ancient dying than deal with 30 minutes of someone clicked onto me since before the game even started and a legion that loaded into the game and decided before she even opened dota to intentionally give away as much duel damage as possible
my opponent doesnt even have to lane. from minute 1 the pos 3 axe just jungled. no pulling waves no moving to other lanes. he jungled. i stole his xp and blocked his camps so he couldnt. my carry had free farm in lane. this is actually league of legends again.
i am just spamming zeus and somehow im winningthe guy just does so much damage literally all you need is a kaya and you will have massive impact
I'VE SUNDERED DISCO BALL
I don't even complain about losses anymore. I just turn on weeb music and take the Ls.
Is Troll Warlord bugged right now?He won't swap stances when you swap stances and it's really fucking me up, the icon and the tiny glow are not enough to distinguish it
>>576729009>jungle NPfor me it was jungle troll warlord with the old ancients
sex with Lina in every position!
>>576877798maybe
>>576658336Just pirate the map nigga, is what i've been doing for year lmao
>>576877798>that art style can you post the Luna having fun with a wolf/dog?
>>576877982>earsWhere's the tail?
DUMPSTERED
>Wanted to try Bounty Hunter but never did because he was a hideous starved cat creature>Get a cool skin for him and start playing him>Drown in skins from the candyworks since>Get Hunter's Glory, his best skin, from a single roll of a treasure from the candyworks
>>576880551his best skin is cheese hunter tho
>>576880551>Hunter's Glory, his best skinYou have genuinely horrendous taste, your existence is an insult to me.
For me, it's cowboy Bounty.
>>576881401>Noooo you NEED to be a scraggly mange cat you can't be a cool tiger man noooooo
>>576881887>cool tiger manNot that Anon but that skin makes him look like a Chinese rat from Vermintide or something.
>>576881887Anon it looks like chinese slop
When is QoP getting a Da Ji chinese skin
If you play Gondar without the Wraps of the Seasoned Veteran you're playing him wrong.Rest of the items can be whatever you choose, but this hat is mandatory.
>>576881887>hunter's glory>tiger manWhat the fuck are you talking about, that set looks like some cheap "dragon" shit item set from an 2005 chinese mmo how the fuck does it look like a tiger?
>>576881871aura
>>576882172>furry skinGive it to Hoodwink.
>Everyone arguing about the fashion of a character thats FUCKING INVISIBLE
>>576882585he's still a fairly big guymeanwhile pugna and clinkz are actual wastes you can barely see them
>>576882748Pugna being a skin wasteland is weird when his base design already looks so fucking coolIf he had a different voice I bet he'd be Lion tier in popularity, the old man voice doesn't suit him
>>576882864Yeah. Pugna should sound like a bratty loli. Also, give her skin. Make her taller etc etc
>>576882864nah i like his voice
Yonder I Wander
so is bryle a cheater or just lucky
>>576845787just hop on a dating app bro. unless you're some obese unwashed pig you can find a wet hole to stick your dick in.worst case scenario pay an escort.
I have just become unreasonably angry because it looks like a music artist I enjoy is a troon.time to play some axe/lc to release some tension.
>>576882585>doesn't buy detection
>>576884524performative post
>>576884610I like shitting on carrytrannies with axe/lc though.
>>576877798what did he mean by this?
This is griefing, btw
>>576887760Why?
>>576887760you don't know what his other options were.
>>576887760His hero? Lifestealer
>le balanced fire bitch of permanent double damage gets catalyst
Lina is the ultimate "dogshit when I play her invincible whenever she's on the enemy team" heroI always see her 5 levels up with 20 kills and then I play her and can never walk away from a tower without dying no matter how ahead I am and then I say never again and then I see how pretty she looks on the character screen and pick her again and the cycle repeats
>>576845787get lean before focusing on women that been busted on thrown in the air and much more and like the other anon said if its that serious just go pay escort
>https://dota2.fandom.com/wiki/CharismaFuck no wonder I was losing I don't play any of these charisma heroes
>Charisma heroes tend to have increased health and mana restoration, as well as larger aura farming effects
>>576890530what the fuck could this possibly be about? is this just fandom wiki headcanon autism leaking into dota?
lmao. This game was a 1 on my dotaplus.
>>576892906that page/s have been there for months and nobody has said or done anything, its very strange
why wins psg or augar?
what if they introduce duration extending items like in deadlock.
>>576867195Qop definitely gonna be the next big drop in one of these future treasures but drow? That one is still fairly new along with the spectre arcana, give it like 5 more years that's how long we had to wait for wr and wk ones
Qwop's big blue butt
>>576895754Lmao would completely change the game
>>576895754You mean debuff duration which is only found in neutral items currently? I wouldn't mind Make it be some item that upgrades from kaya + aether lens, the active increases all spell and debuff casted will have increased duration for 5 seconds, the increase is 3.3 seconds Is it op? I think winters curse and chronosphere might be too op with it
Extending BKB's duration but it drains your money
>>576894319Ez. I was jungling at lvl 4 and we still won.
>>576897271Congrats on getting carried, dogfucker. Any progress on killing yourself?
>>576897271a wisp farmed more creeps than you u are suck bro
>>576897271Genuinely how does carry io work? Yeah io has the attackspeed increase thing, but like... how?? How do you farm and clear waves?? Where is your damage coming from??What enables a carry io???
>>576899252it's literally just walking people down with aghs
>>576877982anal sex with lina in the anal anus
dark willow is fun :D
>>576898784>>576897937Uhm.. hello? I had most building damage. The games ends by hitting buildings. Not creeps. So therefore I contributed the most to the victory.
>>576899724But that's just the infinite spirits thing? Spirits do like 140 magic damage maybe even lower than that, how is io a threat
ALL ME
I hate the fact Imperia is an arcana style instead of a full on persona. She is a different character entirely. She should be a hero on her own right to begin with, but she is locked to style on a shoulder slot item instead of being a fully customizable persona. she doesnt even get her own chat wheel lines despite having a ton of them. Meanwhile the shitty automatons are personas despite being literally the same hero except a worse version with the default design too. lol.Valve and their non sensical stupidity.
>>576900896I can't wait for all the Automaton Morphling Persona cosmetic items that will come to the game
>>576900170you suck and ur a furry pedo and gay, u get carried in every game lmfao and when u lose u blame ur team. ur DOGSHIT
>>576902107Brown hands typed this post.
>>576902351Stop being a racist, grow up. If you said somethign like that outside of dota you would be seen as a joke and maybe even get your head beaten in.
We're so BACK!
>>576656638Chaos NIght's Armageddon>>576684810OTHER HEROES FEATURED WHEN
>>576729009Lmao brotan just re-download it from steamdepots and play it with your inbred low-IQ friends any time you like
>>576835480As always had been: post this picMe BTW
i just lost to a fucking sniper scripterimagine how much of a worthless sack of shit you have to be to not only cheat but cheat on the most braindead hero in the entire fucking game
>https://youtu.be/DUfED1gPVCg?t=3145SOUL
Red?
>>576904223post the match id
>>576904340...or Blue?
>>576904471It was clearly designed red
>>576904340I 'm a RED type of guy.
>>576900243he's half a screen away pelting you endlessly with infinity regen and movespeed and it's better radiance for farming
>crusader was absolute dogshit i spent 5 years in that bracket>archon only took 6 months...damn i was expecting some absolute trenches type deal, i only play 2 games a day maybe 4 at most and i completely lost track of mmr, i was just surprised i saw this pop up on-screen, guess im legend now
>>576905256Yeah, I played in that match and IO was a farm vacuum. Bot jungle was unusable.
>finally do the math for shard cost of fully expanding Avoid list>have to recall Gauss Summation>...1,750,000 ShardsYou know what? Worth it.
>>576904239reporting this channel for csam.
>>576904223what makes you think he was scripting?
>>576906690>i or someone else blink in from a space without any vision or indication we'd be around>snipers mouse teleports onto us and he instantaneously ults before his brain is even physically capable of reacting to the eventliteral impossible movement/reaction time and this happened several times throughout the game. id post a webm but im just over it at this point and id rather not put a spotlight on my shitty gameplay that match. the hacks were just insult to injury
>>576907107>and id rather not put a spotlight on my shitty gameplay that match. the hacks were just insult to injuryi promise not to make fun of you, wholeheartedly, pls post match id pweeeaase~~
>>576907107I don't get it.
I sometimes spell shield a blink hex with no vision. It's not cheating, but if you have enough game sense you know when someone is about to blink on you.
Birdranger
>>576907505He probably checked player perspective after Sniper got Agh's and his reaction times got suspiciously fast.
>>576905540Legend is arguably the biggest trench. It's the cutting line between semi-decent players and dogshit psychopaths who think they're good. I've never seen more bizzare and nonsensical shit than the stuff I witnessed at legend. Pos4 huskar, pos5 alch, midlane techies, jungler ember spirit. All of them trash of couse. At least at crusader and archon people play their favorite champs and do something.
tping to the winning lane after horribly losing mine
when did you realize dota is just a social experiment
This feels like I'm rolling item affixes in Path Of Exile
>>576909971if you pick those players you are cooked aside from nisha imagine putting your trust in 2 pos 4 players and Ace
>>576910136I don't know about anything Dota esportsLiterally started playing a week ago and picked a team just based on vibes
>>576910190you need to switch the vibes up then if you want to win lock in
>>576910475Picks based on logos alone
>>576908976>champsYou have to go back
Since they don't give a shit about this game anymore aside from milking the whales, they should just put some schizo retard to make major patch content, it would be fun
>>576813280New hero with act 2?>>576883425Based, i ship wander with dom
>>576911468the next patch is almost 2 years in the making just wait its going to be a movie
>>576911814the trannylock one?
>>576912027not the sloplock one
>>576912264cool
Damn tailung nuked his career
>>576912945he's just following the character he names himself after
>>576913012Lmao when you put it like then its really apart of his story arc
moral of the story is 322 might bring in more money then the salary teams are paying but if you are going to do it dont be obvious
So when Falcons wins this year does that mean we have to finally accept that skiter might be the goat carry?
>Mid player has China rune name>First Picks Shadow FiendAw shit, here we go again.
Here's your safelaner bro. Btw don't forget that forced 50 is a meme and everyone is at the same skill level.
>>576889587When I have to deal with a tryhard Lina, usually even if I win the lane and chase her out, the Lina just fucks off to the jungle for a few minutes and comes back with Boots of Travel and farms the map (and my teammates) like good Tinker. So that's probably the mentality and thought process you need to keep up on levels and farm on Lina.
>>576892906>>576894348Fandom Wikia was abandoned several years ago. Years. It's vandalised and unmaintained. Only clueless retards insist on using it.
You have got to be fucking kidding me bro...TaiLung, this player proved his worth by beating abed in a 1v1 and generally being one of the new rising stars in the midlane, his next tournament is fucking TI.... And he does thisWhat a sad day boys, on the bright side yall think miracle- can be the stand in for lgd?
>>576917735nigga just wanted to play bauble zeus in pro and bailed
>>576917735lgd sign in abed NOW
>>576917735kinda hard to get a midlaner in a full on peruvian team
SHOW YOUR PREDICTIONS GUYS
ded gaem
Lmaooooo fucking peru broccoli
>>576917735its pretty obvious his "integrity" issue has been a problem since before they qualified for ti
>>576919023yuma is german/nicaraguan, wisper is bolivian and both supps are brazil. if anything they speak english
>Mid axe on enemy team>25min in>still no blink>just a vanguard and bootsHow do these people remember to breathe? Does the jungle/river not exist for people at sub 3k?
man whats with the heart rush cent builds it doesnt even have a good win rate to justify it
>>576924509See >>574039580It's a recent meme build from r*ddit that pros have started copying in pro games.
dude these sellers on dotagift x are asleep at the wheel none of them are responding it's like theyre allergic to money
You get timed out for 5mins in Quinn twitch chat if you type the word mason.Try it right now
>time for the first game of the day>queue up in europe west with only english as the selected language>get 4 russians as my teammates>tell them i don't understand what they're saying, they ignore me and scream in russian, making sure there's at least 2 "blyats" per sentenceThere is no human on this planet that is cheering for Ukraine's victory more than dota players.
>>576924885Rushing a naked heart of tarrasque with no early game items like Helm or blademail or even wraps is retarded though. Same for buying Skadi, you're better off with Lotus and BKB. The build is strong and you pump out damage with the shard but if
>>576926131what is the problem here
show predictions and team roster.... what u got brehs
>>576926716I just tried again with >stonemasontimed out again lol.How much of an asshurt bitchboy can you be?
>>576926832Got a bit unlucky with my numbers
>>576926131quinn has been spreading that rumor about mason doxxing his parent's house and how mason was relentlessly bullying quinn really hard but according to liquipedia they played a qualifier together in 2019 https://liquipedia.net/dota2/StarLadder_ImbaTV/Minor/1/North_America/Open_QualifierI think quinn is trying to vilify mason as much as possible to clean his hands from his own years of griefing and verbal abuse. deflection is a common narc tactic to divert hateful mob attention towards something else
>>576744381Items without flavour text are always non-canon
Can they just fucking delete Crozella Crozier and put back the health regen debuff on Shiva's
>>576924885>unironically thinking pros are copying some mouthbreather reditor rushing heart when helm of the dominator is the real broken item allowing them to avoid playing the game while farming for 30mins because highground is too hard to take earlier
unironically is sniper even playable anymore
>>576924885it's not a meme build it's the only way to build centaur that makes him playable. if you build aurabot on him the hero is useless and dogshit the heart shard makes him pickable
bread hero when
>he bet on LGDlmaoooo
>>576933687bread makes you fat
>>576934369bread has been consumed by humanity for zillions of years
>>576934369>carbs badhere's the retard
>hard support sniper and support lc in the same game>they grief and farm and get 3 reports>they also carry us to victory ez
>>576934369I'm french I've been eating bread every single day of my life for as long as I can remember and I have abs showing and good vascularity it's never been a question of various foods but the quantity in which you indulgeIf you do any kind of sport regularly you also need your breads, rice, pasta to get that energy in for performance
I thought invoker was breastfeeding from antimage in the OP
>>576935580You have African DNA so that's why Africans are muscular af naturally
>kill enemy carry 4 times in lane>team refuses to put any pressure on the enemy and just afk farms>their carry bounces back after disappearing into the jungle for 30 minutes>lose
>>576936045
>>576936160mutt's law
>>576928363croissant sucks but no i dont want everybody gets shiva meta again
>>576936471>Uhhh no French aren't brown, Americans actuallyI have light blue grey eyes how about you papi
>>576928363>Crozella Crozierwhat the fuck is that
>>576937013How about you grow up, drop the race obsession and lock in
>>576909971>AceWhy is Blitz making them do this?
>>576937304You are actually a black African person aren't you lol
>>576937867>>576937867>>576937867Hoodwink
>>576937893Kill yourself you fucking nigger.
