Previous: >>576633658>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yukino Bijin (3*), Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Smart Falcon, SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes TachyonCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: Wings of Steam and Steel, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg 08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Wet/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Someone please leak the Umanko chat logs
You should drink irresponsibly with your coworkers
>>576655558FLAT. IS. JUSTICE.
at what speed does aerodynamic gain from leaning forward outweigh biomechanical loss
Reminder
Tachyon LOVE
>>576654014
>>576655629I have a really funny out of context chain of message but I will not show it
>>576655692Oh. Anyway, how is everybody who scouted Yukino enjoying their Yukinos?
>>576655692Melty here too >>566204342
Mun!
>>576655629better hope their new member is a rat
>>576655558Umasumi is looking for 2 membersAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline will be kicked>20 million monthly quota, AI training is your friend do it before you sleep.>No begging for sashes play the fucking game or use independent training to farm it for you>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else >Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
a weekend should be enough to make cm racists
>danchou is complaining about his wife and kids again
>>576655747Uh-oh.
>>576655849you just need to get a xog with enough stamina and speed and med Sthat's literally itthe other 2 are debuffers which can be finished in an hour for both
>Umama and V are flirting
Yukino Benis
gourmet sugi dot webm
>>576655871I fucking hate this artist. Their art has so much soul and it makes me jealous that I don't have their artstyle
>>576655871What am I supposed to do with that information? Why would Spe tell me that? I don't understand.
>>576656010https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpKc8N3FJsQ
>I got rotated
makes you think
>>576656208She wants to eat you
>>576655771Post it please
>>576656010you're supposed to post excited cuckchair digitan
>New Condition: Slow Metabolism
>don't have xoggy>don't have brickey>don't have digitanI should skip this cm, right?
>>576656249That's the heliosfag's job
>>576656272You can mutate Mayano, somehow my Grass and Nice Nature debuffers got A and is fucking up my placement but whatever
>>576656136Umazing artwork indeed
I hate seeing the picture of slapped Rudolf. It genuinely makes me feel bad. I just want to see her smile
>>576656272your umadol?
>>576656249
Night races with Dia
>>576656236>VSO THAT IS WHAT THE V STANDS FOR HOLY SHIT MIND BLOWN
>>576656404If you wanted somebody to post the slapped Rudolf you could have just asked
Instead of talking about thread drama, you should be talking about the 5 manual MANT runs
Odds I leakEven I don't
>>576656404
>>576655691Cute Rice!
I want to give my wife a piggyback ride.
>>576656546Nyo
>>576656448NTR after she gets NTR'd because her #1 fan is flirting with a kitasan cosplayer
There's a hachimi plugin that connects to lovesense...
>>576656546this honestly the worst fucking ritual post please for the love of fucking god just stop posting this already
>>576656469What would this feel like?
>>576656404Based.
>>576655692Maybe someday this will make it onto the thread template.
>>576656547Simps melty incoming
>>576656643Lemon needs one
>>576655657Sounds like that would lead to sex.. or at least some kind of outercourse
>>576656394maybe... maybe I do actually like the falco...
>>576656563>>576656694
You should play Deltarune
Fuji Kiseki
>>576656623you are crazy if you think umama will not wear the NTR cosplay for him
>>576656643You're right, I should be asking where the 5 TT races, Legends race, 3 daily races, AND 5 manual MANT runs are instead of just one of them. Thank you for bringing this to my attention
>>576656256HOLY I like the fat fuck Riko the same artist did
rape is funny
>>576656272pretty muchive tried all kinds of comps and its all useless against a competent xog with 2 debuffersits literally impossible to win even if you proc all your gamblesbest bet is to just build some late/end closers and pray you don't go against a xog or they hit the 8% of not proccing 777 for their insta winbut don't sweat it too much, you will lose to xog and probably not even make it to round 3 so theres no point in putting much effort into this shitty cmCM18 has at least more variety even if it's a different flavor of shitshow
>>576656734Don't forget his botted poal
My Fronts aren't winning Mile rooms, are Fronts dead
>>576656916you're bad
rooms doko?
>>576656916Are you using a Runaway?
>>576656404post Rudolf jokes
>>576656883Wait, next CM will also be bad? W-When does it get good again...?
>>576656786>>576656694>>576656974
where's the DAILY skip cygaymes clicking tt 5 times in a row is getting boring
>>576656893What is this behavior called
>>576656995arima CMSo the last one for GL, around november
>>576656801I got back into it recently after completing forgetting about it in late 2023, it's a good game.
>>576657057Not having a job/friends
>>576656663Like a marathon
>>576656939nyo...>>576656965you mean a sacrificial one or an Ace? I'm using a sac one. I've seen Ace Runaways that completely block me too
>>576657056i only do one unless there's a wheel spin event quest
>>576657097
>>576657057showing everyone he's right
>>576656995Depends on how much you like Mile CMsIt's definitely leagues better than this dogshit one though, that's a fact
>>576656995basically GL holds the record for the worst possible cms until they start banning debuffersGrandMasters gets quite a bit better at least but we are 4-5 months away
>>576657189
>CM time again
5 borrows 5 glues.56% medium chance. 0 Medium hits.Back to the automines.
>>576657286
>>576657285Man, this is some fucking horseshit.
>>576657373Dia is scary...
I am completely incapable of training a decent TT Curren and it's driving me insane. Just consistently bad runs no matter what.
>>576657285>3 Oguri CMs in a row>Stam SSR check>Sprint slop>Dirt slop
>>576657076It's great, I can't wait for Chapter 6, it's gonna be a while still though... Chapter 5 was really fun, it's gonna be interesting to see how most of the plot points are gonna be explained since there's only 2 chapters leftUmaymusumay
>>5766575675 wit 1 spd aoharu runs you will get UF Curren in one run
>>576656801I can't believe Still in Love is Gaster
>>576656841Umama self reported that she has no tits, she can't be topro
>>576656841it's your lucky day anon
>>576657898I thought the tranny thing was a meme...
>>576656272you just need 1 win for b finals gwo
>>576657898>censoring the nameyeah nice edit bwo
>>576657898Where is this from?
Falco
Yikes
copa sex
>>576657826ummm?
>>576657646betting 1350 carats on a vessel bossfight in chapter 6.>>576657697StillKnight theory, actually.Umamusume: Pretty Derby
Bed breaking hot sex with Mejiro Ryan.
What is a … Pegasus?
i wish i could become a cleat to get stepped on by umamusume and then discarded
>>576658183She's a fraud
Gold City smile in my heart
Daring Tact will never escape gaol
>>576658440Someone put Tazuna there by mistake
Uma for this feel?
>>576658440>Yaeno >GimletWhat'd they do in comparison to Gentildonna/Kawakami?
>>576657285>Cheer Halo redemption First-caboose will jiggle past the finish line
People pay to see Doto and touch her butt
>>576658850Light O for the piercing gaze and general looks I think
>>576658440curren chan is a black belt she should be on the tier below
>>576659008Curren is so cool!
>>576658897yaeno is a martial artist who punches rocks and headbutts trees for fungimlet is the fence breaker 9000that's why they're on the same tier as them. even though wandaa akuyto and curren (evil) should be there too..
use an emp to disable the clank and i can finally rape an umamusume
I want to marry my trainee
>>576658984Wife
>>576659262GET IN LINE SHE IS MINE
Aaaaah, I'm going to have to get this hat too.
i want an umamusume to
>>576659172I don't think kicking fences put you on the same tier as Kawahime fighting bears for fun or Gentildonna compressing iron balls effortlessly
>>576659262lmaoooooooooo who the fuck would fall in love with their trainee hahahahaha
>>576659240Maya is such a mature woman.
Anyone else got a warning? Using hachimi and hakuraku
which umamusume owns the most dildos
>>576658917why don't hockey teams just put the fattest player blocking the goal? seems like a good tactic to me
>>576659563Light Hello
I think my trainee would end up hating me
>>576659549post it
>>576659451I thought the same until I became Bell-chan's trainer...
>>576659549I don't use Hakuraku.
>>576659682Why? Just groom them to like you, they are dumb kids.
>>576659697it's a seething poorfag ignore
>>576659008This gives everyone the ick by the way
>>576659563Sugar Lights
>>576659563Treve
>I have no friends, family, or hobbies>I cannot even watch a movie without pausing it every 5minutes>Umamusume is literally the only thing I have>Cygames made my oshi a Iesbian just to maximize profits because zoomers want everything Igbt>............
>>576659812Umama...
>>576658085The Brickedcord
>Medium G>Long GMachan is a breeding BRICK
>>576659882Girl failure?
>>576659969>I have no friends, family, or hobbies>I cannot even watch a movie without pausing it every 5minutes>Umamusume is literally the only thing I haveAmen brother
>>576659969>I cannot even watch a movie without pausing it every 5minutesWhy?
>>576660056Does any anon exist that WONT pull machan?
>>576659791That requires a level of competency that I don't have, but thank you for trying
>>576659986horsemeat...
>>576659986Stop replying to yourself
>>576660056She's an ace more than anything, and if you REALLY have to, I don't think stocking her up with med sparks would hurt if you want to breed her
>>576660076She's practically disabled since she can barely walk on her own but she's got no other major problems. You COULD call her a girlfailure but that'd be really mean.
>>576660186You will never understand
>>576660189Probably the three bricked anons with 2k carats
>>576659824silence
>[Deleted]pussies
>>576659969>I cannot even watch a movie without pausing it every 5minutesMy attention span has also been annihilated in the past 2 years and I fucking hate it, I do this but for VNs. Literally posting here now in between spurts of reading one, despite the fact that I like it and would rather just read in a long session.
>>576660374I can understand. I'm an understander.
>>576660189You'd be more hard pressed to find anyone who would
>>576660589did would do it and then forget
I have the self control to watch an entire 2+ hour JAV on my second monitor without turning it off or nutting.I might be doing it right now
I'm excited for the CM anons
>>576660482Is it true tho
Alright, so my cards suck, but give me ideas on what's gotta happen for me to auto train a McQueen that gets to SS?
>>576660589Everyone here including you
Give it to me straight bwos. If I'm a frontcuck do I HAVE to pull valentines ines fujin and kita blanco, I don't particularly love either of them or they are on unfavourable banners.
should i eat something
>>576660746HOWWWBruh I can't hardly last 20 minutes when watching a gravure idol video especially if they are whispering to the camera, had to switch to anime girls because images don't stimulate me as much
>>576660813if your cards suck you hope for a FL hit since that's the only thing that can help you get to SS
>>576660834Only Kitasan as long you have other fronts like Barbin Maruzen Rickey
>>576660821Doubt it. I didn't see this level of insecurity for any other uma release before.
cm17 status?
>>576660880My cock is simply too powerful
>>576660531my isp actually fucked up and accidentally my internet connection for an entire week not too long ago and while I had no internet I knocked out some vns like it was nobody's business. As soon as my internet was back on though I went right back to accomplishing nothing and browsing 4chan all day.
>>576660974literally Xog
>>576660834Ines Fujin is literally just VBourbon, 1:1. Kitasan White is too good to skip.
>>576660813Post cards
>>576660880The trick is to nut and keep going even if it hurts or gets stingy do your absolute best to stay hardOnce you get past that nothing will stop you from nutting multiple times
>>576660415Then everyone approached Falco to help her while ignoring curren
>>576661102But isn't SSR bourbon wit making VBurb less playable part of why VFujin is worth pulling?
>>576658597>Coal Shitty
>>576661176You can't even see your penis looking down from all that belly fat
>>576661315ye bobo dies because you're not winning against a guy who has golden gw when you don't
>>576660482Mods deleted. Is it true?
>>576661315(Meant gacha Bourbon wit)
>>576661357post physique
>>576660332I'm a mean guy.
>>576661009Throwing my 3 oshis in and getting group B finals
Goodnight
>>576661046This with reading so much. Power was out for the entire night and I read like 300 pages by candlelight. Haven't touched the book since it came back. We are slaves to this horrible machine.
>>576661410so what if it is
>>576661424What the FUCK is this?
>>576661575Why though?
>>576661424This is erotic
>>576661586the slampig of umamusume
>>576661315yeppers
Lost together in this musumaze
>>576661424Running my tongue between Mirako's sweaty folds
>>576661507Medical students are traditionally taught the mnemonic "the 4 Fs" to remember the classic profile of a gallbladder patient: Female, Fat (overweight), Forty (or older), and Fertile
>>576660893Damn.My only MLB SSRs that aren't welfare are Kitasan and Light Hello.>>576661147Here's what I'm working with.Currently I'm using LH, Sweepy, Kitasan, 1LB Creek, Mayano, and borrowing a Tachyon. If it matters, McQueen is at 4 stars.
>>576661575Proud of you for being true to yourself
>>576661654cute
>>576661575NTA but WOWI see how it is...Betrayal...
>4 months until Grandmasters
>>576661741i accept your concession
>>576661975t. Gallbladderlet
>>576661760https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNE/htmlview
>>5766619714 more months of eating shit, until we get to taste a different kind of shit..
>Direct parents both have Medium 3 with Dirt parents>not a single SFUCK. She was perfect, she would've YEPPERS'd all those Oguris.
What does Mejiro Palmer think about prog rock?https://youtu.be/AGGpBXd7ToA
>>576661975yeah you would accept concessions fatass
>>576661521Surely not mean enough to act like a dickhead to a disabled uma who's nothing but kind... Raitsu doesn't deserve that.
>>576660813>>576661760Borrowing fuku helps, you could try dropping a couple of races for better stats
>>576661975This phrase should lead to permanent banning.
>>576662035>>576662106>>576662158i accept your concessionyou lost
>>576662202You lost V
>>576662106
>>576661950qrd Lemon?
Who is confessing to who?
>>576662331umama to V
>>576662106BTFO'd
>>576662131I'm already only running mediums and longs because I kept flunking out of the NHK Mile and the asahi haiif you give me an agenda to try I can give it a shot but she's not really good for miles or obviously dirts.
>>576662321He said he stopped using Dicksword...
>>576662331Falco to her trainer, though in this case the confession wasn't accepted.
>>576661950Lemonbwo...
>>576662331Me to Inari One
>>576661521You WOULDN'T be mean to a girl like this
>>576662452That's it? I thought you wanted Umama to ram her big cock down while you bottom
>>576662647I'm not like that!!!& I would never want to be the bottom!!!
>>576662110>>576662619She can't run... Like what's the point you know? That's just insulting hard working, proper umamusume.
>>576662454I clearly accepted
RiceNIGGER
>>576662819
>>576661424fatty
>>576662974bobo would say this
next CM will be better
Can you guys stop ERPing in the thread
>>576662861Don't say that...
I thought Lemon died, why isn't he hosting rooms daily and telling me to build Aces fast
>>576662974git gud fgt
>>576663107his wittle heawt is bwoken so he cannot bare doing it anymore
>>576663128Do NOT seduce your trainer
>>57666326213 year old...
>>576663262
>>576663262Ramonu will steal me away
Finally got my rainbow ticket, which support card should I get that is futureproof?Already got kitasan fully uncap
>>576663107because CM17 SUCKSI encourage you to build CM18 aces as soon as humanly possible though
>>576663482depends on your situation. Show deck or something
Steak night
>>576663430She wasn't wearing perfume before?But after training days, dances and races...her smell would be kinda......
>>576663597Nice
>>576663564But I want to play Aston Machan
>>576663597christ your OFF TOPIC images always make me cringe in disgust
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11940335
>>576663597Where is the carrot
>>576663597You must have an unholy immune system
>>576662076a tad too elevated for her taste
>>576663564I am, hasn't been going great tho...
>>576663764She's still a lolicon
Creeku
>>576663764Helios' asshole would smell quite bad
next jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/VWgJ9B>https://jiggie.fun/VWgJ9Bhttps://jiggie.fun/VWgJ9B>https://jiggie.fun/VWgJ9Bhttps://jiggie.fun/VWgJ9B
>>576663597Pan sauce>>576663779I'm having air fryer roast broccoli as a veg this time>>576663806I don't get sick too often, I think. I get corona twice though.
Machan OG race outfit figgy or valentine figgy?
>>576663593You mean like my Grand Concert deck?I've been using this for my pace chaser umasWorks well enough, I guess
>>576663875Looks quite strong to meIntimidatingly so...
>>576664124COVID was easy to get with how kaRENS REFUSED TO WEAR A FUCKING MASK WHILE COUGHING THEIR ROTTEN LUNGS AND SOULS OUT
>>576664213That just means you suck ...
air shakute
>>576664135I like OG. Iconic and better colors
>>576664213She missed too many things, no Prof, TTL or Leaders Pride chains finished
>>576664302Masks don't help with covid. It was a government ploy for obedience
air shakur looks like a great way to get an sti
>>576664124Done. Didn't account for having less broccoli (bottom of the bag had too many tiny bits so it's a bit overdone, but actually still pretty good
>>576663938She's just like us, collectively... kind of a dickhead, unattractive to most, a shut-in and generally difficult to be around... she's perfect
>>576664376>>576664439
>>576660189I don't dislike her but I'm so indifferent to her, I don't get the appeal
oh no it's shakugly hours
air shakur looks like a great way to get a family of eight
>post random image>activate the shakute hivemindmy job here is done, umasumi
>>576664316I TRY MY BEST WITH WHAT I HAVE!!!>>576664434I seeThat is a problemI wish you luck with your chain events
>>576663887Super Back…
>>576664435masks don't protect you from covid, it protects othersbut people who don't want masks dont' understand the concept of community responsibility
I got a really good Grandparent
Tomorrow will be worse
air shakur has a nice singing voice that sounds nothing like her
it's umagic
Talking to Grass in ENGLISH
>>576664442looks tasty
grass speaks AMERICAN
>>576664645>I TRY MY BEST>Skips CM17Not fooling anyone Lemon
>>576665236an ass from kentucky
>>576664442Work out
>>576664442>steak on riceis this legal
>>576665387do you know what gyudon is
>>576665236post the umanko version
>>576665387Rice goes with everything.
>>576661009Dirt BNW is ready to go, even won a few room matches. Getting A finals here would be one hell of an achievement but I'd be okay with B, this has to be the most imbalanced CM this side of Cancer Cup both of them
https://d.uguu.se/NfSwnbol.mp4
>>576665515gyudon is kinda a stewed/simmered beef type tho
>>576665526There's an umanko version?
>>576665634get this evil fucking ojou out of here.
UMANKO UMANKO UMANKO
>>576665634Ruby HATE
Vodka love?
>>576665305Grass saying "y'all"...
>>576665762theres some fag meidos who ban for cropped nsfw, fyi
>>576665932I like picking up vanilla flavored vodka and mixing it with root beer sometimes
>>576665387
>>576665840>>576665903
>>576665945SEX WONDER
>>576665335Have you seen the metascape there!!!It's a nightmareNIGHTMAREI try my best when I feel like there's a chance
>>576665840>>576665903No...
if an umamusume uses her full power her pee stream can cut steel
>>576665932
>>576665387I do steak on rice with a side of broccoli and/or corn every time I cook steak because I absolutely love rice. If you toss rice in a rice cooker with a splash of onions sauce it's even better.
>>576665706Holy shit, I wish it had more frames.
>>576666162AIEEE MARE ATTACKSAVE ME SPE
>>576665706why isn't taiki uncontrollably spraying milk out of her shuttles
>>576665971I'd rather not get banned I suppose
>>576665762yeah
>>576666162>>576666226
>>576666302Would...would Grass do this?
>>576665971
I love TranscendWhat does that say about me
Torenas never learn
>>576666664you's a BROfuckeryou FUCK bros
>>576666543what a bittersweet (you) comic
>>576666664You love your bros!
>>576666162wtf she cant do that without my consent
>join room>oguri with 1000 stamina + 1 gold>oguri with 900 stamina + 2 goldswhat the hell
Danchou told me you guys are flirting in club chat. THAT'S NOT ALLOWED!
>V[-]
remove style sparks
TRANS cend
>>576666664Then I've got bad news for ya, that makes you brosexual!>>576666786Neisha gets way too damn many fan comics, it's all so goddamn cute and lovable.
>>576666856this is why you go for double dom
>>576666856really don't wanna gas out, those guys
>>576666858How about I flirt with you here instead
>>576666928We should call it Umamacend now
in every way except physical I am Transcend
>>576667045NO
is it worth borrowing tachyon speed in grandlive if not pacer
>>576666936I find neicha's popularity particularily amusing and endearing because at first glance, she doesn't really stay with you imo. She's not outright gorgeous like a few umas, or super cute like some others. But I feel like the more you see her, the more you come to like her and her peculiar design (mostly the hair 2bf)
Transcend really one shot jap men
>>576663887>>576664672
>>576667010No you cant flirt with me!
Remove Wit SparksRemove Speed SparksRemove Guts Sparks
>>576667185depends what deck. She does have the 2 med skills so thats useful, but s.maru has playtime/slip gamble as well. Tach wont be as useful outside of no-med/no-pacer besides the big SP (which is why shes a meta card).
>>576667212>She's not outright gorgeous like a few umas, or super cute like some others.Let me describe her perfectly: Cute Girl Next Door.Not a huge racer, not super mega pretty/cute, but she is super nice and close with you for a long time.
>>576667248There is literally not single anon ITT who can survive being looked at like this >>576666936by his bro
>>576665634>when she sees Helios
>>576667397she does fit the childhood friend/girl next door mold a bit. Which could be sad since they also never win... sorry neicha
m-me? in love with my bro? impossible...
Why is the Heliosfag spamming
>>576667279Don't be a tease
>>5766675681% chance is still a chance.
>>576655809the rat is an old member though
>>576667568Maybe in japanese media which tends to be evil as fuck. In the great and amazing west ALL childhood friends get together and live happily ever after!
I used to play uma every day but now it's been like a week without doing a single manual run.I'm not burned out, as I'll probably do many manual runs once my last parent is finished, but auto probably cured my umamusume addiction because MANT didn't filter me out at all.
>>576667882sexo with meek
>>576667631But Transcend spam is ok right?
Make sure your granny doesn't get tricked by Umindian scammers
Shichi sucks
>>576666920Inshallah the day of picking pinks can't come soon enough.
>>576668002my cock
>>576667683How did Fuji become the smellfag rep?
>>576667882you literally don't need to manual run until it's time to make something competitive
>>576657331AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE STOP IT VYRN I DONT WANT TO BACK TO GUILD WARSoh wait wrong game
>>576668138Ass wonder...
>>576668138i dont get it
got into a cm lobby with a dude using xoguri with 2 debuffers and all had the independent learner title and he wonthis cm is gonna fucking suck
>>576665840>>576665903Palmer...
>>576668223El is noticing how much fatter Grass' ass is and she uses her psychic "get mad at El" powers to scold her
Are you guys ready for the 3 XOguri shitshow in the concert?
>>576668387love you Yaeno Cuteki
>>576668424i have no xog
>>576668424Don't worry, I'll take care of the hogs
>>576668057A few things.
>>576668457You are a good person.
7 and god dies
>>576668270I don't need to be chasing after that dumbass helios to have a distaste for the red demon.
>>576668057>>576668515
>>576668057Literally and unironically says that if you enjoy your trainer's scent and vice versa then you two are compatible to breed.
>>576668515She is so shameless
>>576668620Shiraoki-sama is eternal
>>576668750Why is she so orange?
>>576668571
umamusume ear is like shark fin soup
7 and i make it to b finals at the very leastpleaaaaaseeeee
>>576668860>>576668750>>576668620>all 0Powerful...
>>576668301When is this uma getting added to global?
Can we fast forward to November already? I WANT Y SPRINTKINO NOW NOW NOWChukyo 1200 makes every style playable
>>576668813good thing I'm not so easy to fall in love with a uma just because she said she loves me
stop forcing 7s
Wei?
six
look at this 7
I know the mood matters, but do greens count towards the hidden stat bonuses?
>>576669040So much cuter than the twin tails
>>576668683Fuji Kiseki offering to do my laundry!Slowy losing my underwear in the used laundry bin over time!
>>576667882Same brother, I used to play this game for 6 or so hours on the daily. Now I'm just auto'ing ever since it came out
>>576669068>>576669078
>>576668936machanslop
Shortstacking
A 7 for Fuji Kiseki.
>>576669127naturally
>>5766690187 and everyone gets a 7, 4 and Shiraoki-sama strikes me down for attempting to dictate what she does, anything else and nobody gets a 7
>>576669207fuck
>>576669183lolmore like pace/end slop
>>576669207>7...
>>576668515>>576668660>>576669120
mambo
>>576668683>you're more genetically compatible with people whose scent you likehow did cygames get away with writing this. there's actually zero way of interpreting it other than fucking your trainee.>um it just means you're more friendly and there's nothing sexualno one is telling someone that they're 'genetically compatible' with them unless they want to fuck them
>>576669183I'd slop on machan
>>576669207https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M57Fi19vcSIAbsolute BANGER of a woman/uma
/uma/ look what I found !! look look !
I'm running dangerously low on the teru teru bouzusWhere do I get more teru teru bouzus?
>>576669371its okay because its her
>>576669393Taiki would not do this
>>576669371it means you're like a father to them :)
>had a dream that i pulled yeppers in a cheeky tennershould i do it?
>>576669371Cygames approves! Fuck Fuji Kiseki! Cum inside of Fuji Kiseki!
>>576669401I do not think they actually intended for us to use them so they practically never hand them out, except for the couple time we got them from the Fuji and Pokemon events
>>576669371This is the same uma with a braless boob window. They dropped all sense of being wholesome or whatever with fuji kiseki.
>>576669561your ten roll isnt cheeky shut the fuck up
>>576669090They do not
>>576669561Lad, if you dreaming of dropping a cheeky tenner, its a sign is what it is. Go on, then. Drop that tenner. Be cheeky about it.
>>576669663it's cheeky because they're snackingthey're like those squirrels with the nuts
>>576669181Helios is so sexy
fuji is so fucking sexyI have the ballroom dress and she's already making me feral, I can't wait until I unlock the base outfitit's unfortunate that she's a p*cer
>>576669368and then she exploded
>>576669772how about you snack on my nuts, faggot
Start a family with Fuji Kiseki.
>>576669512
uwaaaaaderby
>>576669998why does she have so much shameless dialogue?wtf
>>576670198To tempt you.
>>576669561>>576669663>>576669737it was too good to be true...
There's a very special yellow banner up right now
>>576670198It's okay when boyumas do it.
>>576670249nah dude this is getting ridiculous
>>576670129sex and buying her expensive shit to make her and family happy>>576670249sex with tomboys
I hate the tyrannous bitch Fuji stop posting her
>>576670343i already rolled banana falco though
any must have pace umas before ramonu?
>>576670291>23 -> 33brother this is turning into a bit more than a snack...
>>576670426SWEEPY CAST YOUR MAGIC AND TURN IT INTO SWEEPY POSTING HOURS
>>576670402Let her flirt with you, damn it.
umasnackers how are we doing
>>576670402I mean she is the one that "proposed" to her trainer in front of a bunch of fangirlsSo obviously trainer needs to mix it up and be the one to pop the question later
I just got my first Ug. I don't need to tell you who it was, since you already know that it was Winning Ticket.
>>576669986What kinda nuts? Peanuts? Walnuts? Deez nuts?>>576669663It's very cheeky
>>576670587Big fan of that scene, too.
Time to actually play Grand concert and attempt acesHow do play this mode aside from chasing light hello? There's like 3 practices and songs and shit
real prince hours
>>576669193This tempts me to pull for her... But she's so bad...But she's so sexy... What do...
>>576670724>genetically compatible>always flirting>now this
>>576670519the first 23 were tickets, so id didn't really lose out on caratsi'm only losing out on total future uma pulls
>>576670550I don't snack on banners
>>576670868Date the Fuji Kiseki.
>>576670291Did you get a 3* yet? You're supposed to get one every 40 or so rolls, might as well keep rolling till you get one since you're that close
>>576670798max rainbows ASAPclick rainbows as much as possible. rainbows give double currency. if no rainbows, clicking LH training is a good option, or building other friendship. optional racing is useless. do not do it.you want minimum 4 songs in the first concert. 5 if you can afford it. if not, at least queue up the 5th song. TE songs are best but don't bankrupt one particular currency or you'll brick yourself4 songs every other concert. this is mostly inflexible. buy SP songs ASAP but again don't bankrupt yourselfhint techniques are mostly a scam, only use if you're loaded on one particular currencyyou NEED 18 songs BEFORE early december to get LH's gold. this is easy to fuck up if you're not paying attention.
>>576671052Stop making him snack even mroe
>>576670798>Chase hello and rainbows to amass stupendous amounts of tokens>Spend them regularly, every few turns instead of waiting for the concert>Buy stats for the token you have most off, but don't buy skill points. Energy depending on the situation>buy the GOOD songs. They make or break the run. Generally you want Skill Point bonus (instant) + friendship effectiveness + spec prio (concert bonus). Oh, and always take the extra training so your ult doesn't get cucked in senior, director doesn't like showing up in this mode.
>>576670798First, you read guides made by people who actually like the game enough to figure it out, and who are skilled enough to do so. Then you follow the guides robotically. Then you come back here and mock others who didn't outsource their play the way you did, saying that they are terrible at the game and should just give up.
>>576670874It's the same thing, bwo...
Have you ever had a conversation like this?
>>576671274I usually ignored ones written in comic sans
>>576671274Unfortunately, yes
>>5766697876 boys7 girls
>>576671274what?initiate a conversation then just leave immediately?yeah.
>>576671274I don't converse in that font, no.
>>576671071>you NEED 18 songs BEFORE early december to get LH's gold. this is easy to fuck up if you're not paying attention.LH's gold is from dating howeverThe scenario one is 40k skillpoints for a 1.2s velocity
>>576671274there was a girl who bullied me back in highschool that said something like this>it looks so complicated, you'd probably have to teach me>but i doubt i'll undersrand anything you say, lol>get the fuck out of my face, loserhated that bitch then, and still hate her now
>>576671521breasts
>>576671274based gigastacy
>>576671274she sensed the cringe and walked away
>>576671274A lot of my convos would end up like this if I opened my mouth more often
>>576671617wtf we have 4 shichis now
>>576671610I imagine this sucked shit, but since I wasn’t the one who experienced it, all I can say is that’s cute
>>576671610If that happened to me she'd be the object of my lust and furiosiously masturbate thinking on raping her
But where will you race them?
>>576671274>he can't read kanjisad
>>576672116i stole this from someone else
Teio walked up to me holding a mandarin orange and said, "open your cock nigga." I was terrified.
>>576672261>t.
>>576672384kowai
i love my club soooooooo much bwos
>>576671610Knowing nothing else about your situation, I will assume that she is now obese, and I will probably be correct.
I fucking hate my club, I fucking hate having to compensate for lazy fucks that only do a million daily and think that's enough, I fucking hate danchou for allowing this shit for months now, I'm fucking leaving next month.
I love my club
why is umama like this
my trainee tried to rape me but then said that she'll consider otherwise if I beat her on a 3000m turf race...
I love Tamamo Cross’ belly
>>576672958Mine never had any pretense about anything and was always super straight forward and honest with meSounds like a Toraina x Trainee problem to me, faggot
>>576672958Accept the bet, and before the race starts jump into her cage and rape her
has game changed a lot for 6 months ago
>>576672463/Uma/ClubDacchisUmaDASHUma&CoBrickedHaythereTamaLove/uma/hjongbwo...>>576672684Autis/uma/Mambwo...
post something sad
>>576672958Better start training those pelvic muscles
>>576673069
>>576673024nyes we have auto now so you don't need to play the game
>>576673069I forgot to use my cleat on the final race in MANT
>>576673038>not mentioned
>>576673008>>576673009it's inappropriate to have physical relations with your underage trainee, it's basic professionalism
>>576673191/umagg/bwo...
>>576673270The fuck, this was the original image from SUZUKA SEXOOOOO?
>>576673069Just wait till we get Jo Cappuccino
>>576673351>he didnt know
>>576673270Im unsure whether to laugh or feel angry
>>576673351how new
>>576673208Childhood friend. Shut the fuck up with your gay ass rules, we don't care about any of them.
>>576673176Thot you love playin da game?
>>576666920no i need to make end xogger
>>576673531Around the Narita Top Road card
>no tits>no assHow am I suppose to sexualize this?She's too pure to fuck
Finally done making an ace for this CMWhat do I need for the mile CM?
>>576673729end closer pinks with after-school stroll spark
>>576673729>an
>>576673671Skill issue
I'm already close to having another spark after MLBing Tachyon and LH
>>576673574nyes but there are 2 main ways to play the game, Ace runs and Parent runs.The Parent runs are boring the Ace runs are fun. Now the bot does the Parent farms and you only need to do the Ace runs.Tho you can do Ace runs with the bot too if you're really lazy, they will just be shit compared to actual Aces
>>576672847I'm still waiting on the spreadsheet
Did you know? Umamusume jaws are capable of delivering bites that can easily sever skin, muscle and even crush bone
Loser!Open Leaguer!B Ranker!Third Place!You!
>>576674000Which makes stinko windy all the cuter for not hurting trainer when biting him
>>576673579
>>576673918It'll take me a while to recover from yeppersy
>>576673918newfag question: how did you MLB Tachyon and LH? did you whale or just have a large amount of carats
>>576674115I fucking KNEEL, oshi bro
>>576674000trainers are impervious to damage from their traineeit's how they can get dropkicked by golshi, hugged by taiki, thrown into the air by akebono etc without dying
>>576674189Damn I wish that were me..
>>576674115Waoh... Five star yeppers...
>>576673918You'll have to spark Helios soon so you need it
>>576674012Today is a bad seed day
>>576674047stinko holds no ill will in her heart, she'd never purposefully hurt her torena. she's just a bit stupid
>>576674324Haru would do this
do you think human pedestrians sometimes accidentally step into the uma lane and get telefragged by light O or something
>>576674324Uma napes...
>>576674236The bacon? Yeah, me too...
>>576674428The umalanes have speed limits, right?
>>576674428most of the population probably has some percentage of uma blood in them so they'd probably be fine.
>>576674324I can imagine Ulala slobbering over my one...
>>576674549speed limits are invented by simple-minded ningen who can't understand the thrill of speed
How do I MLB Tachyon and LH? I only had enough carats for one spark
>>576674678
I have 0 carats right now, will I have enough carats when the next meta thing to roll for comes around? This scenario banner fucked me over with 2lb Tach and 0lb LH
>>576673579yeah I think the OG post was around November/December
>>576674880no (lol)
>>576673351It was a big deal for a hot minute because Peta
>>576674880you have like 4 months before Ramonu, if you're diligent and dont roll for umas you can at least get 400 rolls
>>576671274Yeah, but I'm on the giving end. I would try to talk about my interest and then just be like Jordan here. >"You won't understand it anyway, nevermind."
>>576657629umamusu is simply badly designed game
>this semen demon is 5 months away
>>576675123
>>576674169NTA, but saving for most of MANT and planning out my pulls meant I could pull Rickey, 600 rolls on the banner, and still have 40k left
>>576674801retard
>>576674880Calc it yourselfumacaratcalculator.com
why has cingray season 2 not been announced yetwhat the fuckwhat the HELL
>>576675123SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>576670426You should eat your vegetables.
>>576675183I see. I need to start saving my carats
umasumi nerds
>>576675445https://umacaratcalculator.com/Having a plan makes saving much easier because you can know when you're going to blow it instead of just saving without a goal which is much less satisfying for obvious reason
>>576675123her and wit ramonu being a week apart is just unfair
>>576675545Sumiumi
>>576675183I didn't plan shit, just skipped MANT supports because NTR and Fuku are shit, and still luckshitted Ricky in 20 pulls and MLB Tachyon and 3LB Hello with 400 pullsliterally just get lucky bwos
>>576674801you get your LH and then borrow tachyon
>>576675580MOOOOOOOOODS
>it's time for my daily 5 grand live rng runs while walking for 2 hoursCan I please get a (You)?
>>576675547ty anon. I'll look at this
>>576675687Goodluck anon.
>fuku>shit>he is unaware
>he needs fuku to hit SS autoWow a newcutie. No fucking way your deck is that bad
>>576675687(You)
>>576675687Sure
>>576675895Dober I'm raping you.
>>576675895It's about hitting 1100 these days, SS is for newbs
>>576675545
die
>>576675664>MOOOOOODS—>"shhh, don't be too loud.">said the uma, the corner of her lip turning upward>"i'll be gentle
>>576676181>>576675580>>576675272>>576675123>>576675178Does Laurel actually act like this?
>>576655657I want a lightly buzzed tazuna to take advantage of me while I'm mega drunk... 7 and this happens to me
>>576676229No
How do I come out to danchou that I'm quitting next month because a lazy drug addict is more fun
>>576676229Yes just like Satano Diamond lived up to all the memes. We would never lie to you.
>>576676229In Star Blossom she basically has no personality
i was bored so i did a dirt summer goldshi so i can see her run in the shitty mud track
>>576676229it's not her default state. she basically had one moment and faggots decided to roll with it
>>576676229Yes. Definitely.Also Tachyon acts exactly the way she's portrayed on reddit.
>>576676359Just queue up autos before you do your hit
why are you fags so unfun? is it because you're OLD or something? let us dream a little
>>576675943don't do that
>Two legends of the game! >Yutaka Take and Christopher Lemaire are at Ascot ahead of the Shergar Cup on Saturday!
>>576673351even people who didn't play uma wanted to kill peta for that image
>>576673918seriously? I only reached 10k carats today
>>576676781Tsurubros....
>>576673918swiping doesn't count
>>576676704>you now remember posters shilling this eceleb for the first 6 months
>>576676552dream of her?
>>576676552I consider myself young
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>>576676435>t. autist
>>576676879>first 6 monthsI still am
your canon wife
Cute..........?
