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this one
>>576680682CUTE
I can post orange here too
>>576680929Saving 3 sparks for these two fats and the first fat altDantsu needs a fat alt asap
>>576680998I THOUGHT IT WAS ANOTHER CASUAL FITwhat's the theme behind it
>only a day until CM
Having two threads feels like being child while his parents divorce
>>576681161Interesting title
>t. (you)
I wish to have intercourse with Matikanefukukitaru
>>576681436Same
If a uma trainee found out their trainer was dating someone, which ones would actively try to ruin the relationship?and also which ones would do it openly and which ones would do it systematically like some kind of evil mastermind?
>>576681241majestic creature
I will NEVER stop being a schizo
>>576681651Mares are dangerous.
>my trainee called me dad
>>576681893
>>576681837If you aren't having over the top emotional reactions over bullshit you create in your head, are you really alive?
mares are cute
>grand concert can't be that bad, I'm sure people are just exaggerating >time to play it for real, not auto >OhI see the problem
>my trainer is missing a finger the day after I lost a race
>>576681126Trainees shouldn't make comments like that. Reported to HR
>>576682181it's not gonna take you 5 runs to play optimallykeep playing, you have no right to "see" the problem yet
>>576682241Anyone with a brain can see it within 5 plays. Sorry you r dumb
>my trainer lost Finger after the dirt race
>my trainer was on the epstein list
>my trainer started twerking after I won my race
>>576682471>he has low iq puzzle solving skills>or worse, low iq in generalyep that's an ick
>>576682160You rolled for her, right?
>>576681545I'm curious as to how kris would handle things
>my trainer showed me a picture of his son
>my trainer is named Finger
>>576682612Of course the dumbo missed the point
honestly think I've outdone myself here.
>>576682667I LOVE kids.
>my trainer told me to "pull his finger"
Gold City feet in my mouth
>my trainer held his finger out and said "what does this smell like?"
>>576681161It's a full alt from the ことば・こころ・ひびけ event which translates to "Words, Hearts, Resonate"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE45kms5hdwDefinitely one of my favorite uma songs
>my trainer was flirting with colleagues
my semen on gold city breasts
>event now shows if you have the skill alreadyneatwhen did they add this
It actually isn't that bad.There's nothing I need to pull for right after Bourbon, right?
>>576683035Trainees can pout and bitch all they want, a romantic relationship between trainer and trainee is simply not allowed and they need to get over the fact
>>576683148Use the carrat calculator sheetThat shit you posted is not accurate
>my trainer was flirting with other trainers
>>576683104they'd throw you in the bin for being this aggressively downie
>>576683015that was nice
>>576683187It is allowed...
>>576683219nyo
>>576683232>my trainee forgot to attach her reaction image
>my trainer likes /jp/ umas
>>576683137long ago
wow this general went down the hard shitter after grand live
>>576683389in a distant land
>my trainer hurt herself again
>my trainer prefers boy umas
>>576683470Total Sei-chan mental destruction once she figures that out
>>576683470so many well defined characters to hornily react to Sky in this image and they decided to focus it on the boring ass faceless trainer. It's a genuine brain disease.
>>576683343Says who?
>my trainee is choking my other trainee
>>576683630Me.
another 5 borrows, another day producing zero viable aces. Still at zero viable aces for the CM. This is wild. Every single run has something go catastrophically wrong. I don't even know why I'm bothering. Even a flawlessly built Digitan isn't going to beat the hog
>>576683661I would marry Falco over Curren
you know you can make CM18 umas today right? like right now
>>576683661I like this image
>>576683624>when your friend's mom won't stop flirting with you
>>576683104shichi wouldn't do this. she'd be relieved that her cringe trainer isn't leering over her anymore
>hanging out with female trainer in public park>see trainee in the distance>trainee looks like she's about to blow a headgasket>confused but brush it off>fast forward 3 months>other trainer is found dead in apartment after having been reported missing a week after we met up>police show up and tell me to not talk about other trainerI'm really scared guys
>>576683782and why would she? The final straight isn't that important in Ooi 2000. Sure, some laterace is nice, but it's nothing compared to speed carryover.
>>576683880Still tore...
>>576683792
>>576683624>>576683726sexo
>the schizo is bumping the other thread on cdlmao
>my trainer gave up on doing random acts of kinda nice
>>576683896what do you mean why should shewhy does the game exist
>>576683803Waiting for the Ruby card
>>576683961
pink late surger award
>>576683951Cute Falco hair.Cute Falco tummy.
Specialty priority is a jewish psyop
We fucked
What if i i will make Pace chaser Rickey for this CM?
>>576684105thumbnail made me think she was holding giant used condoms
>>576684004Her unique just isn't that strong dude, it's a generalist final straight unique which means if the final straight is unimportant, she's not gonna do amazing. And for the record, cm18's final straight isn't great either, it's also a speed carryover track.
>Fails a 7%>Loses debut>Fails a 12%>Fails a 2%>Loses Asahi>Fails 15%>Hehe! My running's gonna blow your mind!I hate this horse so god damn much.
>>576684034
>>576684220I need more of ruby and her trainer
Post a white woman
>>576684185Her tits do actually blow my mind though
We've told you like 60,000 fucking times that cm17 is the worst CM cygames has ever made, it is entirely your fault for participating in it. Not every CM needs your full effort and attention!
>>576680757The DIVA of DirtThe TERROR on the TurfThe DREAD of DominatorsThe MASTER of MurmursThe OBLITERATOR of OguriThe RAPIST of RickeyThe FRIGHTENER of FalcoThe GAL of EdoThe HEISEI BIG THREEThe DOWNTOWN SUPERSTARThe WARLORD FROM OIIT'S INAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARI ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Came back from my walk and 5 runs. I had a god run but Daiwa didn't give me Neck and Neck so it's glue anyway, and a run where I got Sleep Deprived on turn 4 so I want to kill myself.I hate Grand Live.
>>576684289
>>576684220Id date rubys trainer
>>576684182That's just the facts. "Should" doesn't come into play in anything you said
>>576684289I think I am gonna SEX Chrono instead.
>>576684289Are Irish people considered white now?
>>576681126burying my face in Machan's boobs and sniffing
I even glued a bunch of runs. wish cards after the first few gave TP bottles.
>>576684513She's not going to succeed in any reasonable measure. She lacks all the qualities to succeed. By all measure, she shouldn't do great. If she could, it would mean something is wrong with the character or the game.
>>576684643this but her thighs
>>576684660yes, I know, but that's a would, not a should. Should can be argued. Would is what you were looking for. Q: Why "would" she do well?A: She wouldn't, because her ult isn't particularly advantageous on this trackQ: Why "should" she do well?A: Because the game should be fair and competitive, and she's got high natural dirt aptitude.
post something sleepy
I have SS Rickey, yellow falco, and anges. I'm ready!
>>576684801Those umas are not sleeping, they are deceased
Is the mile CM a triple ace CM or debufferslop CM?
>>576684596Fine wouldn't act like this.
>>576684907It's a xogslop + 2 debuff CM
>>576684185Shut up
>>576684360people say that about every Hog CM.
>>576684938NTR wouldn't act like this.
>>576684289Foreign umas feeding unsuspecting trainers
>>576684967Stop sticking your head in the glue machine.
>>576684907It's triple speed eater ace so yeah both. Triple Pace should do well here, fronts don't have great accels and paces can fight better against backliner gamblers and their gold leap forward (It's STILL gambling)
>>576684801sorry I wasn't allowed to bring a camera to Falco's Winning Live, but trust me when I say it was a fucking snoozefest lol
>>576684952Yes she would
>>576684993Fine's trainer has it backwards.
>>576685105I LOVE OLDER WOMEN!
>>576685071Be a better trainer
>>576684596They'd have to be considered people first
>>576685164Yeah honestly I think Christmas pudding is fine
>food event before summer>surely ill be safe from slow metabolismfug...
>>576685105is she speaking Arabic or Hindi here?
>didn't getting daring or serenityI'm so tired...
>>576685274FROG
>>576685263>get slow metabolism >next turn everyone is sitting on speed
>>576685274Umm....its French?
>>576685246fat
Falco is super cute
>>576685473Vous avez de beaux yeux et de beaux seins, madame.
Falco is a WHORSE
Curren is even more super cute
>>576680682Umasumi is looking for 1 membersAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline will be kicked>20 million monthly quota, AI training is your friend do it before you sleep.>No begging for sashes play the fucking game or use independent training to farm it for you>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else >Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame>>576680474They're not taking advantage of the bot and keep pestering everyone for sashes
>>576685483Uh oh...
>>576684185The in-game model of her base racing costume makes her look fat in the ugly way, but her alt costumes perfectly capture her sex appeal with her huge breasts on her tiny body
>>576685515Very VERY trueFalCUTE
>>576685515>>576685572The answer?Become the trainer of both.
>>576684653Bro is using Icarus and refreshing TPs wtf
>>576685196Training you is physically painful.
>>576685736Curren and Falco would eventually fight over you and I don't think Falco's got the smarts to win...
>>576685812nope, all autotrainer and legitbut yeah, I've used like 30 TPs during this event.
>>576685874They will learn to share.
Fidget Spinner was almost a decade agoremember?
i gonna spend my books on yepperspace corners and nimble navigator are safe choices rightdon't know about gold books
Surely the retention line won't get that much higher in a few days
>>576685945yeah it wont break 920 this week. it slowed down quite a bit.
>>576685943>don't know about gold booksThe entire point of Yeppers is No Stopping Me.
>>576685930Yeah. What about it?
>>576685473beware of french umas they don't shower or clean their room
>barcarole full tilt and firm resolve let's me fight a xog on the final straight with BrickeyThis combo is pretty nasty
>>576685943Idk wtf is wrong with pace corners, I get straightways spark way more times what I get the corners spark after dozens of auto runs where Tachy gives me both hints
>>576685859Just get lucky bro
>>576686136Or shave. Her pits and legs are fluffier than Rudolf's winter coat.
Someone pls explain to me why Pace chaser Ricky is bad for CM17?>You can use Finemotion to get her goldskill and also fall runner (+1 green skill)>You can get TAchion gold skill (card you already using)
>>576686279she has to compete against oguri whereas as a late she may overrun her with the correct skill activations, that's literally ityou *can* win with her as a pace, it depends as always of RNG, plus remember finemo is an agemasen card which means you may not get speed star but prepared to pass
>>576686279Your only other acceleration is head-on. Unique is not guaranteed to give you anything
annyone have that list of GOOD f2p cope auto deck cards
trackblazer (the recovery) on pace chasersY/N?
>>576686525>position 1-3 to activate
>>576686389>she has to compete against oguri whereas as a late she may overrun her with the correct skill activations, that's literally it>correct skill activationsCan you provide an example? Because i made Late rickey with 900 stam and she like cant run at all
>>576686594no one is bringing fronts :))
>>576686525Just put the Creek borrow in the bag bro
>>576686136>>576686261PLEASE also may the stereotype of them not shaving their pubes be true
>>576686109Falco is kinda hot in this..
>>576686791no one says this
me and flash and who?https://x.com/seilm416/status/2085585658593378423
>>576686791I say thisbecauseI LOVE OLDER WOMEN
>>576686887>forcing someone else's mouth on your dear beloved spouse's cockdo euro's really?
>>576686472SR Windy + borrow FukuPower Marv + SR FloweranyLB SSR LH1 Wild Card to balance with your parent sparks (Stam/Wit)
>>576686623FALCOGAMBARIMAAAS
>>576686605to be completely honest all a late surger needs is for pump and beyond to hit and if you can on your left but for stamina i think you still need 850-900 with a gold recovery skilli made this digitan and she won 2 lobbies i tried for fun out of 6 but she gets completely fucked if there's 3 debuffers in the lobbysomeone may give you a better late surger and extra tips but for me i'm just gambling for either a or b finals, likely bbut if you mean exactly correct skill activations OYL no longer forces you to be on 4th position it can either proc from 2 to 4 i think?pump is forced to pos 6 to 9 speaking about CMand finally beyond works as long as you're on the second half of the pack and you weren't rushedcould have some details wrong after OYL got buffed
>>576686959Helios and Palmer would do this too
>>576686236Can't, I didn't pull Rickey because you said this is the only CM where you can ever use Master of Sands effectively and you would definitely win against Oguri this time. Now look where you've gotten me. Rickey wouldn't let my luck be this bad.
>>576686236I'm fucking trying bwo
>>576686959Female herd animals tend to share a single male. Purisu andasutando.
>>576686959Dia would literally make you do this with her trainer
>>576687070Just do some Feng Shui bro, it works for any Uma
>>576687008You can be up to 4th and still be able to hit OYL. Pump is 6th only
>>576687162Also this, at one week/impregnation a single trainer could breed and manage 10 umas per mating season
>>576687008How often are you in 6th place as a late surger in Xoguri rooms
>>576686689>>576686261>>576686136I NEED a foreign uma
>get 15 TE 1st concert or you're bricked>get SP songs early or you're bricked>LH date early or you're bricked>get consistent rainbows or you're brickedI am literally playing a slot machine
https://files.catbox.moe/v9287a.jpghuman sized horse cock is a fucking crazy need
>>576687382i love grand live its faster than MANT!!!
>>576687008I dont have 3 star Ryan for pump... damn and i dont have Rudolf... damnGot Dober though
>>576687008>and finally beyond works as long as you're on the second half of the pack and you weren't rushedDober unique is 5-6th place only gwo
>>576687406It's rice shower and urara if youre wonderingno im not linking the artist she likes avoiding the fedhttps://files.catbox.moe/f4rwgl.jpg
im tiredshe will have to dogroup B here i come
Stay out of /biz/ horse fuckers.
>>576687224yea that makes senseon second thought it may be an even bigger gamble to pull off if mostly everyone is going late surger debuffers, i just hope i can steal some cheap wins >>576687337for the 6 i played in 3 she hit pump, in the other 3 she passed by 6 and couldn't activate pumpand yes all 6 lobbies had double xoguri, i'm trying Digitan El and a third slot I'm still working on for Falco or another front runner/pace>>576687425i wouldn't say you need rudolf's i just got it from inspiration and there was nothing else to buy, if you can get a fine dober and use a friend ryan i think you can pop up one before cm, again remember uma lobbies are hard, in the actual CM stage 1 should be easy stage 2 is where you encounter actual obstacles>>576687447gotcha, also makes sense why it synergizes so well with ryan'sthanks to the anons who helped and good luck to the bros trying to make late surgers
>>576686997>gamba>rim>ass
Hello Hello I have the forecast right here.>In a month nigzzero will start paywalling his shit to recoup his claude fable costs.>Sweepydev will see this and return with a grand live ace maker for free then proceed to spout some robinhood bullshit about making the game fair for everyone through cheats.It came to me in a dream
>implying anyone cares about one of the deadest boards on 4chan
>>576687527>Hog in Group B ever
i want to fug benis bark
>>576687651That xog is missing a lot of midgame it's actually quite impressive they managed that with Tachy Speed existing
>>576687651i am under the impression that i will be against other xogsi will have the weakest xogi will be in group Bjust like every other CM
>>576687527>No Groundwork>No Double Circle Med and Pace Corners/StraightsYou aren't done
>>576687759Just bring some deboofers vro
>>576687416Killing the game faster than mant, that's for sure.
>>576687527stay the FUCK out of group B, Xoghogstay the FUCK out of group B, SHITHEAD
>>576687406>human sizedNobody in this general is that big
why is oguri hated, she did nothing wrong
>>576687891Not surprising, there aren't any humans here.
>>576687896FUCK YOU
>connection errornice server cyretards
>>576687382Umamusume is a skill based game : )
THE UMAPOCALYPSE HAS COME-oh its back
theres not enough pron of Benis Fucks for me to judge her
>>576687896Dumb fat bitch ruining CMs
>>576687638>40yo teenager
>>576687896she ate all my food
Still's a fucking genius
>>576687352Am I schizo or does she kinda look like this German bote?
>>576687813ill see you in group B bwo
next jiggumshttps://jiggie.fun/bjS23Y>https://jiggie.fun/bjS23Yhttps://jiggie.fun/bjS23Y>https://jiggie.fun/bjS23Yhttps://jiggie.fun/bjS23Y
>>576688089Laisu is such a villain, even worse than Doto.
>>576687896Jealousy
fuck my retarded retard
>>576688391maya wouldnt
>>576688097Forever 17
>click on training>NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIEEEEERRRRRRGH
>>576688467yes she would
>>576688563her dad is an american pilot so...
>>576688395be nice you fuck
>>576688627he's just an airline pilot now
Yeah I did this on purpose
>>576688058You're gonna fuck a baguette
Stop posting foreign umas
>>576688702proof?
only losers like still in larp
>>576688848sorry, Grass insisted that she's japanese
>I have no friends, family, or hobbies>I cannot even watch a movie without pausing it every 5minutes>Umamusume is literally the only thing I have>Cygames made my oshi a Iesbian just to maximize profits because zoomers want everything Igbt>............
>>576688863have you considered DYING DIE DIE DIE STAB KKKSSHH
When will they add Pie O My to the game
>>576688848sorry but I love all of my wives
>>576687382>>576687416You know what Im glad I got Light Hello at 0LB at 60 free pull and get to borrow Tachyon and will just focus on the El cardThis scenario is so ass, the pal card is so ass which doesnt even guarantee dating event to start at January classic even if its at green bar most of classic. This is the most rng scenario I've ever encountered, but with an inferior comeback mechanic unlike MANT whistles and megaphones or the Purple balls of Unity Cup+
>>576688983burger umas...
>>576688863Isn't it soul-crushing that Donna won't be able to pass on her transcendental beauty and strength if she marries a womyn? Her insides will uselessly caress a plastic object!!
Yukino is too SWEET
>>576688934yes i'm talking about you umama
>>576689070>that auto careerBut I know you AREN'T...
>>576689125am I still a loser if I prefer Verxina
>>576688983Seeking her pearl (clit)
>>576689070you didn't tell us it was your fucking birthday bwo, tell us your age right now!
>>576689178you are just a saviorfag, why would you like a loser umamusume otherwise
>mandatory race in summer
>>576689335>saviorfagYou know my uncle did say that the "I can fix him/her" syndrome runs deep in the family and I've seen said behavior from my mom multiple times. You might be onto something.But also Verxina is really really hot (not that Donna isnt, but Shina is more my type)
Which uma would beg me to suck her clit?
>>576689472umommy
literally me when I try to figure out whatever new slang/meme starts spamming social media
Ey, a good season
>>576688857Actually he's a Cargo Pilot brining much needed supplies to poor villages in Central and South America, what a nice guy!
Post faster, I don't have a job and this thread is my only entertainment
>>576689170What's wrong with a little bit of Agnes?>>576689302I'm afraid I might summon Curren-chan...
>>576689629faster, I don't have a job and this thread is my only entertainment
umommy hereyes i would
>>576689545mayas dad is so cool...
>>576689654Kaichou ...
>>576689545Maya's dad looks like THAT?
>>576689545>>576689673You know what happens to him in the end right....
>>576689472ur mama
Playable umas no one posts anymore:El Condor PasaVodkaToaki TeioFuji KisekiKawakami PrincessHishi AkebonoMejiro PalmerTM Opera OAdmire VegaNarita TaishinDaiwa ScarletPlayable umas that never had been posted :Ines FujinYaeno MemoryBamboo MutekiInari One
>>576689629If you're just looking for a time sink there's this great visual novel from the mid 2000s I recommend giving a shot
>limited uma for mile and Arima Kinen>good but not the best for Arima>meh for mileAnime Oguri is literally the biggest scam character ever released
>>576689742Yeah he marries a beautiful uma woman and they have maya together.
>cafe with yukino bitchin'>pleasant, constantly smiling, doing little things for each other>cafe with reddit tachyon>annoyed, constant resting bitch face because tachyon is insufferable, she tries to NTR cafe's trainer from her
>>576689125don't test me I can make you lose in less than a minute in a race
Mayacchi is erotic
>>576689794Clannad?
>>576689789Are you blind?
>>576689649I know what you are going to use her for...FORSHAME
>>576689819um arent debuffers banned in JP why are they on ze chart
>>5766898741/2
>>576689949They are multiplying...
>>576689973They are only banned for the Derby and some long
>>576689949How many of these can I fuck?
>>576689789If Yaeno Muteki has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Yaeno Muteki has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Yaeno Muteki has only one fan then that is me. If Yaeno Muteki has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If /uma/ is against Yaeno Muteki, then I am against /uma/.
>>576689905Hmm no, but that'd probably be fine as well.I actually really didnt care for the clannad anime, and hated s2 especially.I wonder if we'd ever see an Uma VN considering this is already a pesudo VN with random training elements (that many players are bad at at dont care about)
>>5766899922/2
>>576690031Yaeno love
AN ENTIRE WEEK OF NONN STOP AUTOING AND STILL NO 9 BLUE STAM PARENT AIEEEEEEEE
>>576690029If you dress up like one of them, you can fuck them all you want
>>576689742Yeah he meets Maya mommy and a few years later little Maya comes out
>>576690128Hmm NO
>>576689949Are these women or men in drag? I don't understand the mask
Falco is actually a pain in the ass to train in GL
>>576690176>>576690029All cute men btw
>>576689789Sometimes I forget that Grass Wonder is in the game
>>576690082If Maya ends up like this she's no longer my daughter
>>576690229shitter lol
Is this good idea?
Putting some pain in Falco's ass
>>576690278>card scamchaLmao
>>576690229>>576690269heheh pain in the ass, shitter heh
>>576687382So it took you a whole fucking year to realize that the game is based on RNG? Thanks for the fan farming though, retard.
>>576687382Losing 30 SP from a late song is not the end of a run vro
oh noI'm danchou's kitten
>>576690382MANT actually had minimum RNG
>>576689472Light O after I tell her it's actually the biggest mega super secret to making an uma faster, but I refuse to do it and then let her fester after a few days.
Guess this will have to do. I'd rather let Creek, Tama, and Oguri kick me in the nuts than train Inari again.
>>576690278No.
>>576690438>she can't wear it for racesthat's so gay
Any shitters here?
>>576689819retard you pull for cingray Ogurin so you can use the outfit on festive miracleretard
>>576690301>>576690490I buy cheap event 1500 carats and wait for uma banner then?
>>576690269Rude! That's so rude. I hope you're happy with yourself anon, you've been rude for no reason.
>>576690612the only paid banners you should ever buy is the uma oneOne uma is good and usableOne SSR is not
>>576689742I'd execute the most electrifying move in sport's entertainment (The People's Elbow) on Mayano if I ever saw her open like that
>>576690678But you could totally get that last copy needed for 3LB or MLB
>>576690746wtf WHY
>>576690031Bamboo Memory!
>>576690665yeah I'm a bad bitch in need of correction
>>576690785because she can tank it and might get aroused
>>576690825KILL YOURSELF
>>576690840Mayacchi would not get into harapan...
But i dont--I don't know what i'm lacking..
>>576690875Just cut open your computer and look at the memory directly, like with a magnifying glass or an oscilloscope.
Stop posting sexy Maya ... She's a filly, I can't....
>>576690746what if I hit her with the most devastating move of all pro wrestling, The Worm?
Doctor administer Umama a 200cc injection of BWC stat
>>576690996Dober would be into kinky shit like that
>>576690875Composure is wit and Passion is stam, so you probably picking stam
Rumor says she's in the clubroom at night waiting for a victim... (a consenting party)
>>576691010You mean HRT
I CAN'T BREED
Do umamusume make good use of their super human strength during the sexo?
>>576690980But wouldn't trying to observe the numbers that way change the result>>576691041I remembered that after the fact, but i was right in choosing composure in the end anyway because Creek and Hello kept camping the swimming pool so far
>>576690834You are not bad nor a bitch, just rude! Learn some manners!
>>576690095yessir
>>576690570kek
>>576690785cause her candy ass is a jabroni
>>576691151>But wouldn't trying to observe the numbers that way change the resultNot if you look just a little. Just peek fast and it won't have time to change
Why has no one been talking about how they nerfed the carat drop rate in careers this week?
>>576691124Stop having sex with undeveloped boys.
>>576691124Rickey is BRICKEY'D
>>576691258True, we should develop a culture of kindness itt imo
>>576691467Sex with Tama's tiny body
>>576691419Why is she embracing her trainer like that, he's just adjusting her choker?
>>576691258>>576691402shut the hell up you fuckin nerds
>>576691402but I like being degraded...
>>576690985You sound like a good man.
>>576691580I'm sure there's plenty of places where you can get that stimulation outside of a gacha game thread....
You know they say that all umamusume are created equal, but you look at me, and you look at Tokai Teio, and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally, when you got 14 racers in the Arima Kinen, every umamusume’s got a 7 1/7 % chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 4%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Rice Shower to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See, in a 14 uma Arima Kinen, you got a 7 1/7% chance of winning but I, I got a 45 % chance of winning, because Rice Shower KNOWS she can't beat me and she's not even gonna try!So Tokai Teio, you take your 7 1/7% chance, minus my 4% chance, and you got a 3 1/7% chance of winning at Arima Kinen 1993. But then you take my 96 % chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then you add 45%, because Rice Shower’s already mentally eliminated, and I got a 141% chance of winning at Arima Kinen. See Teio, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Arima Kinen.
>>576691580Bwo...
>>576691580haha what if you sprayed cheez whiz into your hand and spanked Dantsu over and over while insulting her haha that'd be really crazy haha
>>576691639exactlylike in the club chat.
>>576691751What you and your clubdacchis do in your club chat/discord is none of my business
Mayano is a stallion tho
This calculator ls weird. It says that ramonu is gonna be in two month after Tomamo Cross and i will have enough time to get>600 rolls ??????
>>576691803Yeah, I'm initiating forbidden and illicit trainer x trainee relations
>>576691836Ramonu is an anniversary banner, so there'll be anni gibs. Also the calc always gives you the total amount of rolls you can have for that banner, so it'll include all the free shit we'll be getting in the 3 weeks the banner will be up.
>>576691751Grindr exists too you know
When does half TP endI kinda don't feel like clanking on cooldown anymore
>>576691672Going by who's more famous i wonder if you got those two Steiner brothers mixed up
>>576691941eww, a faggot
What trainer would love a fat, balding and ugly trainer like me
>>576692008Do you think Brian would let me lick that sweat off of her if I asked really nicely?What if I begged her for it?
>>576692056I know you are but what am I
>>576692057Riko's fine with it, she just wants someone loving
>>576692008fuck you now I'm doubting myself, I made sure to edit the one with the bigger aura (like all the kids say)
>>576691941Thats where I send my trainee when she fails a 5%
>>576691935Are you saying he kinda counts till the end of the banner, not till the start?Anyway even 400 pulls for two months is kinda insane?
>>576692254End of the banner, yes. Notice how it goes all the way until christmas? That's basically 3 months+anni gibs.
>>576683137Like 3-4 month ago.
>>576691836the calculator is extremely accurate it counts all the gibs, free pulls, pink tickets, everything you can easily get that many pulls 4 months is a lot of time
>>576692254actually it's almost 4 months even since the festival banner is at the start of the month
>>576692143Well, Big Poppa Brian bothering to pick a fight with Maya might just be giving Maya what she wants anyway lmao
MANT is for work hard not smartGL is for work smart not hard
>>576690874Yeah I tried looking for ANY Mayano bruised/bleeding/ryona art and I got fucking nothing
>>576692476what if i don't want to work but still want to reap the benefits of a modern civilized society?
>>5766924433Prawevery nightall season long
>double wit rainbow and Hello on wit on the new years day turnevery fucking time i keep overfilling energy somehow
>>576692554You go to club chat and ask for sashes
>more stam than powerzero pow growth bros.....
>>576692683retard
brian is the REAL bratty sister in this relationship
>>576685945Last week I was at fucking 909k, and watched the retention line slowly crawl up and overtake me. I was in retention range the whole week, but Sunday wasn't Marvelous at all, and threw me back into demotion. I am forever in class 5.5.
>>576692503*generates it with AI*
>>576691992it goes for most of the month
