Previous Thread: >>576682535>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>8/5 11:00 – 8/12 10:59Ibuki (Swimsuit – Limited)Iroha (Swimsuit – Limited)Rio (Limited)Neru (School – Limited)Chiaki (Swimsuit – Welfare)>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/680>Events:Set Sail! Pandemonium Society's Ship: Chairman Makoto's Splendid Summer Vacation – 7/29 After Maint – 8/12 10:59>Content:Total Assault: Hieronymus (Urban) – 8/5 11:00 – 8/12 3:59Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Light Armor) – 7/30 11:00 – 8/26 3:593x Normal – 8/5 4:00 – 8/9 3:593x Commissions – 8/5 4:00 – 8/12 3:592x Account EXP – 8/8 4:00 – 8/10 3:593x Hard – 8/9 4:00 – 8/12 3:593x Bounty/Lesson – 8/12 4:00 – 8/19 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>8/4 After Maint – 8/18 1:59Akane (School)Seia (Limited)Asuna (School – Limited)Karin (School – Welfare)Toki (Bunny)>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3511523>Events:Code: BOX – The Shadow Approaching Millennium: One Question, Two Answers – 8/4 After Maint – 8/18 1:59Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 8/11 2:00 – 8/18 1:59Arona's Dice Game Event! – 6/23 After Maint – 8/18 1:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) – 8/4 2:00 – 8/10 18:59Grand Assault: Perorodzilla (Field – Torment w/Heavy & Special Armor) – 8/11 2:00 – 8/17 18:59Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Elastic Armor) – 7/22 2:00 – 8/17 18:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 8/3 19:00 – 8/10 18:592x Bounty/Commissions/Hard – 8/10 19:00 – 8/17 18:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 8/17 19:00 – 8/24 18:592x Account EXP – 8/21 19:00 – 8/23 18:592x Normal – 8/24 19:00 – 8/31 18:592x Account EXP – 8/28 19:00 – 8/30 18:59
Pandemonium flopped
Wakamo
>>576697742Well bless you Moe anonI hope they improve the design before releasing it
>>576697780Wakamo
i was just about to bake
from other thread, Kaiyodo said it's on progress, maybe they will fix it along the way, but Moe is getting something and that's something, wish we got as much merch as Mika or Hina get.
My precious desert rose.
>>576697836I hope they do
prprprprpr
>>576698081Made for cleaning my dick cheese
tbdesu i want to see more of something like the Subaru boss fight in future stories
This event really did make me like Rio
>>576698020What a familiar looking pool
>>576698081Why does her armpit look like that?
>>576697780She looks so soft here.
If God loved me I would have a good PC
>>576698169
miau :D
>>576698136To seduce (Me)
>>576697974thank you, and even it comes out like that, I'll get it, growing up I was used to bootleg Dendy tier stuff, might even feel nostalgic long after we depart from Kivotos.
Strange ink smell detected at Schale!
>>576698254NO I'M SCARED
>>576698112Visually it was pretty cool, but>you need aoe healing and you need a lot of hit count at specific moments so the boss starts taking damagearen't exactly revolutionary concepts for a boss fight.
>>576697780>>576697827It's Waka hours I see
>>576698385You have already posted this
>>576698145Wakamo is a very soft girl
>>576698331No way only Niko knows what it means
>>576698294>Be Sensei>Have lunch cooked by X good cook student>Get DMs from other students about how much better the food the cook they are>Go to their place to eatInfinite Calorie glitch
>>576698382Wakamo hours are whenever I'm awake same for Karin hours
>>576698385Slut panties
>>576698382Hell yeah
>>576698405i just woke up retardo
Mika love
next thread it'll be my turn to post it
>>576698385>>576698514pantycord
Blue Archive has the best girls~
>>576698529Never sleep
>>576698331I have my needs, okay?
panty mentiomed
>>576698678sex
Mikowaka
>>57669862354 years old sensei is saying this
>>576698702Let me try againMikosaka Wakamo
>>576698351It's not evolutionary, sure, but it's probably one of the only fights in the story where you actually had to pay attention to the mechanics
>>576698678thats a swimsuit
Fuck the economy
Chihiro alt when?
fuck yakumo
Love the economy
Who is Dae Konomi and why should I fuck her?
https://x.com/tautiki/status/2085652171521929328
>>576698412God I wish that were me. One hug like that would fully heal my mind.
Is raw oatmeal good for breakfast?
>>576698886Many Koreans are disagreeing with this
>>576698967Bro, at least cook it in milk or God forbid, water
>>576699058I thought she's naked
>>576698967I don't know, but if you feel lazy you can just soak them in milk and leave over night.
>>576698967I let it wait in milk and then cook itit does wonders if you need to clean your colon
https://files.catbox.moe/dr5b35.jpgthoughts
>>576698803I would be happy if my dick is still working at that age...
Don't click that
Love the ads which advertise the new eleph pakejis!
>>576699174Cute kitty
My canon wife Fuuka...
I hate sensei
the anon above me is a rabbit
I would never hangout with Hoshino alone. She belongs to FTF.
https://exhentai.org/g/4103235/f6a0d45b41/New translated Mikasex dropped
>>576699434GUH
crab.
>>576699583why do Mika doujinshi feel like they're exclusively drawn by women for women(and "women")
Thinking about Wakamo ovulating again
>>576699434How is a high schooler so fucking FLAT??
My Insidious In-LawNexon will BURN
>>576697708Why bag is so dead? Isn't this the best anni yet? What's wrong with everyone?
pizdec
>>576699724>no rape>no ntr>no bestialityI have doubts it was drawn by a woman
>>576699876It's 6am bro
>>576699881why is she van gogh maxxing
>>576699724because you're retarded
>>576699876are you kidding me? The anni was SOO good we had 1 hour threads for a couple days straight...
>>576699876We uhh… can blame the browns for it
Married life with the sinta
>>576699724She's the self-insert.
>>576699876all the seanigs left bro.... its over.....
Okay I got her to UE60 now what?Can I do lunatic now?
>>576697780where's her wedding ring?
>>576699724>The most classic vanilla doujin ever>"women love this!"Your shitposting unironically ruins your brain.
https://x.com/i/status/2085608903006728530
>>576700158Right there
>>576700136>13 bondlollmao
>>576700135yeah whoever hired the raiding indonesians ran out of money
>>576700214That's all the love a flop like her deserves
Slipping aphrodesiacs into kanna's coffee and hiding the comdoms.
>check /bag/ thread >>576658870>see last postsIs this the birth of the new schizo?why is he spamming in a dead thread?
>>576700312What happens in the cabin stays in the cabin
>>576700379What the fuck is going on
>>576699434Less than 2 weeks until I can hear them talk about their flat chests!
>>576700379WHY THE FUCK IS HE POSTING IN THIS BOARD?I used to his shit in /a/
this game needs a fucking SEARCH FUNCTION right here
>>576700379>*k*m* posting on /bag/OH NO WHAT THE FUCK
>>576700379Better than the p*leschizo at the very least
Akemi didn't deserve this...
>>576700379what the fuck, that reminds me of /qa/ in 2019
>>576700506 what's wrong with polish people
>>576700379legendary eceleb acquired kek
>>576700214irohafags are the most performative posters ever. They don't love and care about their studentwife.
>>576700379not a new schizo. he has done this on /a/ for years. pure schizophrenia ignore it
>>576700479>>576700464I'm sorry who's that guy?
>>576700435>>576700581>these niggas don't know
>>576700627JUST SHUT UP WE DONT NEED THAT SHIT HERE
>>576700659I last browsed /a/ like 10 years ago and don't know this guy
dj sexy seia
>>576700618It's been almost 2 decades bro...
>>576700615I like her tank. It's the only good-looking tank from ww2 bar pershing and ez8 and maybe kv2 which is more goofy looking desu
>>576700379Just wondering is !Akemi a real person
>>576700842I like pz3's. The n variant specifically. It's so cute with its skirts and stubby little gun.
Worst girls of each school;>Millennium: Koyuki>Gehenna: Haruka>STR: Miyu>Abydos: Serika>Train school: Aoba>Police school: Fubuki>Jap school: Shurro>GSC: The dragon who eats chipsWhy I didn't add a Trinity you ask? Because there's no such thing as a bad trinity girlWhy I didn't add a RW you ask? Because there's no such thing as a good RW girl
I implore you to be quiet about it
coom in doomrope in hope
Fes flopped so hard we started talking about a schizo from 20 years ago
>>576700618Multiple boards. On /vg/ he's been melting down in /gig/ for years.
>>576701005Sauce?
New system EX leaks:Rumi gets her 2nd and 3rd heals buffed to be the same as her 1st and 4thJuri gets a bigger AoENagusa has her bonus damage multiplier apply its max value at all timesSaya gets a flat damage buff and deals more instances of damageShiroko can stack up to 3 drones that fire simultaneously again whenever she uses her EX againRabu's stun grenade can now bounce up to 4 timesKanna's EX now also adds weakness detectionNatsu'S EX gets a flat healing buffKarin's EX gets its 3/5 damage restriction removed completelyWakamo can stack damage accumulations without overriding the previous oneSerikadAko applies her sub to allies as welldHina's free EXs do not count when it comes to cost reduction buffstHasumi now can deal up to 300% more damage proportional to the enemies heath if the enemy is in any way food relatedcUtaha buffs her turret permanently and it stacksUmika spawns two cannons at onceChiaki's EX gets a damage buff from crit buffs (she still cannot crit)Kirara now takes 1 less second to complete her EX animation
>>576701049Don't tell Waka to be quiet
>>576701081Hate leaks hate leakers
>>576701080https://x.com/i/status/2085672034772910500
>>576701042Most dogshit opinion award.
>>576701081>tHasumi now can deal up to 300% more damage proportional to the enemies heath if the enemy is in any way food relatedNOT beating the fatty allegations
soon
>>576701081>SerikaAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
https://x.com/i/status/2085619273016467766
>>576701081don't know what's the better give away it's fake. the funny sneaked in memes or the idea nexon would put in the effort to actually balance everyone
>>576701081>Wakamo can stack damage accumulations without overriding the previous onebig if true, juggling that shit is annoying
>>576701228fukuramikake, just barely budding breasts
I had a dream that Shiroko pissed on me and then bit me.
>>576701081>Wakamo can stack damage accumulations without overriding the previous oneI don't believe this for one second.
Pissfags are mentally insane.
>>576701437You might say they're also wet.
https://x.com/WyperXx/status/2085389338930504094
>>576701358What the fuck is wrong with that girl? Can't she wake me up first so I can feel it fresh on my skin?
>>576701437piss is fine if you get the girl well-hydratedscatfags are the actual sick in the head fucks
>>576701425Iroha can do that already, so basically Wakamo should get the improved version.
I have not peed for the past three days
>>576701005who eats a banana like that?
>>576701081>dHina's free EXs do not count when it comes to cost reduction buffsThis seems specific enough that I actually almost believe this.
>>576701437honestly for me it's more about making the girl lose control rather than the pisswould never drink it, that's disgusting, but I'd love to finger a girl and make her cum so hard she'd wet herself
>>576701601This nigga gunna die
>>576701081>Karin's EX gets its 3/5 damage restriction removed completelySo she can finally be used for the inevitable Yellow Geb?
>>576701081>Kirara now takes 1 less second to complete her EX animationhuh? how is that good?>checks the database5 fucking seconds!?
>>576701601Because you don't want to or because it's literally not coming out? Either way go to your doctor.
>>576701005why is the banana angry
>>576701601if you're being serious, drink water right now please. You are genuinely killing yourself.
>>576701719>implying you'd last longer inside kirara
>>576701758none of your godDAMN BUSINESS
>just used an onahole while wearing a condomstudents for this feel?
>>576701758because its getting eaten
>>576701823You're one step closer to sucking a pedo cock
>>576701916what
I want sex
>>576701914>chinese
>>576701987that is taiwanese
>>576701081NOOOOOOO DON'T UPEND THE META LIKE THAT
Jumby my beloved...
For me, it's the pleasure of being raped by the student I like as she takes her pent up frustrations out on me and leaves hickeys on my neck.
>>576701005>adjusting_hairI consider this the pinky sticking out of fellatioit just feels different when the girl is sucking on your bellend while doing that, almost classy
>>576702213Hoshino wouldn't do that
>>576701081>getting rid of the 3/5th Compromise from KarinHoly soulless
>>576702284Leaving an existing student completely useless when she could be a great pick for GA Geb is leagues worse, and you're retarded. Don't let day 1 lack of foresight keep a student ruined.
>>576702262Which students would?
>>576702284kek1st time I recognized thatwhat the fuck
>>576702342I was making an American slavery joke...
>>576701081>no Misaki buffs or reworkIt's over...
>>576702372kickyou
>>576702428Don't ever speak again.
>>576701081What does this mean? These are upgrades you get from the new mode?
>>576702389It's such a specific fraction it could have NOT been an accident
>>576702503>new modehuh, I didn't even consider that
New mode is coming, huh?Are you ready for priconne levels of shitshow?
>>576702497Of course an abominable intelligent would think to only download everything.
>>576701081The concept art leaks are better.
>>576702630I don't believe the """leaks""" and the stream didn't tell us shit
>>576702630>first the gacha system and now the priconne-inspired cancerdoomTITANS will be FEASTING all year long it seems
DBZ ruined an entire generation and continent of posters. Sad.
>>576702503Supposedly, though these specific upgrades are likely made up.The first tell is from where the mode is placed. There is an obvious UI division between the super important stuff and the rest. Previously the top only had missions and story (missions you had to do to unlock the story, now you only need to do it to unlock the bottom part modes). They had an empty spot on the bottom as you can see, yet they chose to put it on the top. That implies it's really really important.
We call them browntitans here
>>576702832Blue Archive?
>>576702960if it's so HOT then take off your socks
>>576702854The position there really doesn't make sense to me. Even if important, it's not story content (?)
Oh nononono...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>576703126nice playmobil characterthis better be 5cm tall max
>>576702832What if VEGETA was Sensei?
>>576703126sovl.......
Uuhh...
>>576703163Lets get this place humid
I'm currently waiting on Kuroko's figma, Mutsuki nendo and Hoshino (Sexy armed) nendo.
>moshi moshi ibuki desu
>>576703319this anon buys funko pops for weebs
>>576701081You people told me to skip tMari when I was 80 rolls away from a spark.If this shit makes her viable I will find you all "in Minecraft".
>>576703248Bro, you want a student to practice on a live patient first? Did you forget colon exams are a real thing and not a meme invented for Aoi?
>>576703382She's already viable now for Hiero
>>576703378
Are you eligible? I am! I should buy his Shiggy and new Eri book.
>>576703248Better than a live audience for the real thing, Sensei
>>576703382deserved for skipping mari
>>576703248I told Aoi that I heard you only needed to get examined once every two years, but she said I was wrong and I needed it done multiple times a year.
https://x.com/bake_3_mono/status/2085619273016467766?s=20twin twitties
>>576703126man-made horrors..
>>576703480S91 hasn't ended yet.
>>576703772I am going to show her my sea snake
Her?
Anyone unlocked the new kiss feature with your student yet?
>>576702854When is global getting the UI changes?
lads the pyro passes are so not worth it.what do you mean you get 2,368 per month...
im ready for weekend now
How many Karin elephs do we get from this event?
>>576703952
>>5767038973 weeks or so
>>576703952As many as you can farm. Like 300 or so if you try.
>>576703853Yeah
>>576703825>I am going to show her my leviathanftfy
>>576704004How much ligma to lick/sniff Aru's armpit?
>>576704154Sensei is not that big
He uploaded a third videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgRuyB2cTQQ
Post SOFT Students
>>576698678Artist?
a nnm in heat
>>576703903The equivalent of 2400 jims costs 20 USD.You get that amount of pyroxene for half the price. And that's without accounting for the free scrimmage passes and 9 extra bounty tickets.
>>576704209
Nonomi sat next to me
i have like 2k pvp coins, should I have burnt them for karin or save for otogi instead
Nonomi raped me in the shower.
You have 30 minutes to pat before it's too late
>>576704249https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148126927
Nonomi loved me and healed my heart
>>576704249its a slop
https://x.com/ilyowal/status/2085367713762017495?s=20is this safe?
*flops all over your face*
>>576704302You need around 3k for a full month of farming (this includes daily income)Considering we're a little over halfway through the first week, you'd fall short at the tailend of Ogeegee farm
>>576704302You top 100 in PvP?Then you can afford to waste until 1600-1700 coins
Nonomi stole the precious thing.
>>576704376Here's a slop*unzips*
>>576704263students who understand that I have certain needs as a man?
>>576704464Yeah my virginity
>>576699434>>576700443bottom not tiny enough
>>576704263You just know she’ll become a blushing mess if I ever gave in
>>576704350I would take patting Wappers too far
>>576704550
>>576704686>yuriniggerpilled student with sensei
Wakamo's vagina...
Nonomi stole my earwax
it's not being "yuriniggerpilled" it's called "being a sex offender"
>>576704818
Hina figurina
Wap the Wapper
Tummy Archive.
>>576704910What did you do? Why did you milk it?
>>576704193holy shit
>>576704843>>576704897I need more of this.
I want to poke and pull Momiji's cheeks
>>576704193Why did Sephiroth threw Serina into the World Trade Center?????
>>576704954my ex-wife has zero sense of fashion but i would still ravage her in bed
>>576704843>>576704897
>>576704954>chiaki>chihiroThey never stop winning honestly
>>576705001He thoroughly Gogurted it
>>576705287>chihiro>winningmy ex wife still doesn't have an alt...
>>576705427 Not yet, but im sure it'll be pure sexo when it happens
>>576704925Having highly impure thoughts about the Wapper, such as:Confessing my love to the WapperMarrying the WapperStarting a happy family with the WapperLiving a long and fulfilling life with the Wapper by my side
>>576705427Means they're saybing for something good
Goodnight /bag/Remember to bake Kikyou's birthday bread next
>>576705427She shouldn't get an alt until she lets me see my kids again
Tired of seeing whiners everywhere on blue archive social media. Nexon isn't rolling back the 50/50. You bitches need to stop crying and move on.
>>576705427She has more unique sprites than 2/3 of the student roster.
then go tell them thattf you whining about whiners here for?
Said with ill intent,visions of chaos, he dreams.Now hidden from sight.
pick your poison /bag/>first green damage student is welfare>first green damage student is 2*
>>576705507PHONY magician BTFOd by the true practitioner of the magus and occult
>>576705838wife
>>576705838This Chise looks ill.
yea, Chise is fucking SICK
>>576705838Cute
>first green damage student is 2*Bro is living in 2023
>>576705943welfare because with welfare you get all the free elephs from doing the event. Who would use acid as a weapon though? Only one I can think of is Saya with her chemicals and shit. Saya 3rd alt coming.
>>576704082300 elephs means like 15k event points obtained?
I think Chise would be so wonderful to read out bedtime stories to me.
>>576706040
>>576705001As if you wouldn't
>>576706093Hah, no. Way more than that. It means farming the event with pvp coins even through the second week instead of hard nodes.
>>576706046Corrosive is a bad translation of 分解The literal meaning is "deconstruction" or "dismantlement", not literal acid
>>576705341
>>576706201I just think of the ACME Disintegrating Pistol when I read that though.
>>576705001Hina acquired a taste for gogurt thanks to a certain wide bride
>>576706439Oh my belly
good morning I want to fuck someone like eimi or Alice so bad
Some true connoisseurs are here I see
>>>/a/289971586>>576700659>>576700379>>576700464>>576700379>>576704814>l- look!! e- everyone just sees "multiple posts quoted" and thinks "durrr SCXHIZO!!!" no one actually reads the posts!! e- everyone just AGREES WITH ME!!!! REEEEThis is how insane you look, !Akemi.Go ahead, explain why you felt the need to try and start shit in a new thread. Everyone can see you're the problem, and it's not even sort of confusing.
>>576706127She saw sensei's dick.
What
>he found the threaduh oh
what is bro even on about
TELL EM KING
ligma my balls
Guess its time for another filter update.
>>576700379>It's the fucking /hrt/ schizohonkai shart fail community is the worse, pray for /bag/
Sena, a schizo of 20 (twenty) years is going into battle, and needs only your strongest meds.
can I get a (you) at least before you get banned?
>>576704843>>576704897Would those ear cleaners work for American ears? I’ve heard Asian earwax is a lot flakier
Yikes!
>>576706789I fapped to her casual l2d unironically
Dude
>>576706823>>576706845holy sex
To filter mass replier fags (5+ replies):/^(>>\d{5,10}\n){6,}//(?:>>\d(?:(?!>>\d)[^])*){5}/
>>576705943is it poison because they're green?
>>576706789he cannot handle my strongest meds
>>576706890It's genuinely gorgeous, yeah.
>>576706587>>576706654I bet newfags on 4chan and /bag/ don't even know who that oldfag schizo is
>>576705943>do you want a student that will be UE30 immediately and UE50 next year, or a student that will be 2* immediately and 4* next yearHmmm
>>576706845
You will never be Sena
I don't know what's happening but since I've done my headpats for today I'm going shopping with my older sister.
trust me broi dont want to know
>Wake up>See this:What do?
>>576706439i want to make babies with a little girl
>brooo how do you not know that one specific schizo from other boards?
>>576707098Be sure to fuck her in the public bathroom
>>576706915kanpekianon ...
>>576706915you're literally filtering reset posters
>>576707098siscon?
>>576707001I want all welfares to be as farmable as hard stage girls once their event is retired.My sKoharu is stuck at 2* and will be for a long while
Put me in the massquote
>>576707225Miyo might say this.
>>576707181gookako are you sure about what you're going to do?
if you quote this we're in love and dating :3
>>576707303But that's a problem with old welfares. He was talking about a new green welfare.
>>576705943I think 2* since that's how they did it with Momoji (the first purple after SHanako). It means everyone has a green but still milks eligma from anyone serious.
>576707452
>>576706512facts
>>576707225that hair style makes miyo look beautiful unlike her original bland style, ponytails are the key to success for long haired girls
>>576707420im not a gook retard poster
little succubus…
>>576706845Why are girls looking at me with disgust so arousing?
>>576707303They should make farming welfare elephs an Anni event thing after the initial Anni event
>>576707474But then the problem of old welfares will compound and make things worse for newer players who have the same problem for ALL welfares.I want a permanent solution for everyone that isnt "just go back in time and start the game before this event, bro"
>>576707581we call them nymphette here
>>576707303they need make the welfare elephs cheaper in the perm shop
coom in Nozoom.
Post your top 3AkaneChihiroKasumi
Never goon
Sex with Koyuki
>>576707778Chocomint detected
goon inside your students, raw
>>576707749KasumiEriNozomi
>>576707540I will never have this…sauce?
>>576707749ChiseHarukaKisaki
Smug and beautiful
John Nexon here, we are pleased to announce that the dev team has agreed that Millennium Summer will be the swimsuit alts for next year.Please enjoy rolling for the Engineering club's alts, with special guests Avant Garde (Swimsuit) and Mechawani, with an accompanying fully animated kaiju robot battle between the two. Please look forward to it.
...brat
>>576707749YukariNonomiNagisa
>>576707757Mari could save me from the sin of masturbation by using her body. But alas, I have to deal with my Marilust myself.
miyo.... if only she didn't have that ugly hair style....
>>576708014>Avant Garde (Swimsuit)I forgib nexon
DUAL WIELD
>>576707806You mean “Deliciousness detected”
good girl
>>576708231“Don’t hit the camera, man”
>>576708014Goddamn, I didn't know Utaha was hiding all those goods under her clothes.
>>576707712Good morning bwo
when is the new system releasing anyway?
https://x.com/SenseiContext/status/2085701239082487934
Wake up Burgers, your black wives need you!!!
>>576708450In 5 minutes
I hate yurifags so fucking much
>yuri
>>576708484>indian posting yurislop
>>576708231Hina keialicefusionina
Yurifag implies the existence of Yurihetero
>>576707749Nozomi.Koyuki.Makoto.
>>576708450No announcement yet.
>>576708676>indian thinks i'm indian
>>576708683cum_swapping
>>576708765Retard I'm talking about the Twitter account
>>57670316316 btw
>>576708850meh eimi is better
>>576708703I see, thankshope wakamo gets a big buff
>>576707749HoshinoKasumiShigure
Magic is real!
>>576708484Kinda hot desu
>>576708908everyone will get buffed, nothing will change for wakamo's underwhelming stats
>>576709016>highest attack stat of ST dps in the game
>>576709016did they say it would unlock for everyone at the same time? maybe it's just a few students at a time getting targeted buffs
Anyone got that image of drained doodle sensei with used condoms everywhere, while the silhouette Hina and Hoshino are making out in the background?That’s what I would consider Yurihetero
why is sensei like this
>>576697708
>>576709267Kek
I fucking hate pvp so god damn much. Win yesterday and today I go 0/4 with the same comp.
>>576708976We aren't really into cuck shit here, saar
>>576709075sHanako has 1/3 the ATK of Momiji yet deals 10x as much damage
>>576709267Iori does things to make me wild
Do you guys prefer Vol 2 or Vol 3? I think vol 2 had more memorable moments, particularly the fight scenes even though the stakes were higher in 3
>>576708484>>576708976reminds me of
>>576709451>bringing up cuckshit out of no whereYou really are a seabrown lmao.
All pink haired woman have deceived (You) and she'll be no different.
Did someone say STEAKS
>>576709490Goalposts?
>>576709634Koyuki never lied to me.
>>576709451>sees little girls kissing each other >first thought is cuckshitNigga I was thinking of them kissing each other on top of my dick
>>576709484
>>576709705on the other hand you betrayed her multiple times hmm curious
>>576709430this guy better have been rank 1 or you're retarded for attacking him more than twice
When I get my hands on the Hinadori gang!!!
>>576709836Maybe she should stay in her prison instead of making me bailing her out all the time.Snitches don't get stiches.
>>576709873i don get it
>>576708487Not a burger, but I need me a dark skinned queen
>the-purest-form-of-lovewhat year is it..?I never understood why people were into that shit even back then
>>576709852He's cucking me from top 10.
>>576709267that was a good short horror, though the ending was a bit silly looking
ako is a titcow slampig bitch
>have to go back to work in 10 minutes after long vacationquickiest, painless way to kill myself?
>>576709873R-Rhulk sensei...
>yuri spamget lost faggot
>>576708450My guess is they want to fill the dead week after GA so maybe then.
How gay is it to be turned on by your bro you've known for years when he openly posts all sorts of lustful things he wants to do with students?
An offering to HarukajannyHear my plea
>>576710456forgot your gookako pic
>>576710226GasFor cheaper alternative, 10+ stores diving
>>576709997Intense size differenceAlso I’m pretty that big dude kicks the little one after this pic
>dead /bag/
>Guy posting some straight gay shit was hit with the gookako treatmentUnderstandable>Me posting my thirst for cute 2D trap was also hitThis is retarded
>>576710456Planaposter...
>576710838Gayshit is gayshit
what are any of you doing man I was only gone for 30 minutes for a meeting
Bing?
>>576711331>popsicle malding
meow?
>>576711408>>576711331>says they will remove more RNG in raids>adds in more RNGDIE JOHN NEXON DIE
Yuri? That's the space dog right?
Guh*Falls asleep*
Which student has the most beautiful horns?
>>576711693WAKE UUUUP
>>576711758Satsuki, next questionThey look POWERFUL
>>576711331>just win the popsicle 50-50 bro
>>576711893Why is she polishing my window?
wait how is crab GA supposed to work again?
>>576711893Nice handjob skills
>>576712154Hina gas station assistanterina
>>576711893Headpat pov, but she's rubbing your face out of confusion
I want an Eri altwithout the hat
>>576712514>I want Eri naked
>>576712180They will just pick which healthbar gets the GA color.With the sheer amount of armor in P2 the red armor bars will likely be static, possibly in both phases since its not like we have an otogi/eimi in other colors either
>>576712180I don't think we're getting that anytime soon
>>576712880G-guh...
I want eimi naked, yes
I want eimi burned
I want to barbecue on eimi
What if eri but not retarded
Shrine
I want to bake my penis in Eimi's oven pussy
I want a flat Eri alt. One that also has a demon tail. And call her Erika
>>576713152Heresy.
>>576712880eri a cutei wish she was for (You)
>>576712880she's harvesting rice for sake.
Eri isn't retarded
>>576713176
>>576713202Maybe she could be some day
>>576713173I'm glad my wife gets other merch so I didn't have to buy this awful birthday garbage
DAS KIND
IL BAMBINO
Kodomanko...
>>576713080Imagine my sausage marinated in her pussy juices
>>576711331Okay this is funny
>>576713810ChatGPT, don't look!
>>576713825>marinatedI think you mean boiled
>>576711331Die already, Kim
Why is she like this?
Eri lost to Miyo
>>576713810Keep looking Claude!
Society flopped
>>576714065For me, Kanoe is more sex
>>576714065....at the brutally rape Sensei competition!
webdev is so fucking stupid
>AI will never be able to steal /bag/ culture because we talk about child pussy
we?
>>576713805that's.. at least was the feminine noun
>>576713995
>>576714325yes, WE, nigga
>>576714335
>come across a "you reincarnate in the last game you played" post>last game I opened was Blue Archive for pats>counts as playing itLater virgins
Uh, how do I get my students to wish me Happy Birthday? How do I even check if I set my birthday properly? This was probably the thing I was looking forward to more than anything todayAlso, Happy Birthday Momiji
>>576704193What the fuck was that, how did you even find this shit?
>>576714509The line is triggered on return to lobby. So just like click on mailbox and then go back.
>>576714509happy birthday anon
>>576714509It's based on your device's local time. You should switch to the regular lobby(non-L2D). Then switch to other screens like your cafe then come back to the lobby to trigger the birthday messages.
>>576714595>>576714721I'm trying... They're just saying their normal lobby lines. I'm starting to think I might have put an incorrect date, but how would I even check that?
>>576714832top-right menu > account > "anniversary"
>>576714832Go to menu -> account then scroll down to anniversary. The format is MMDDYYYY.
Mika should wear a bra.
>>576714832in your account settings you were supposed to insert it in the format it asks for (MMDDYYYY iirc), better remember it if it's wrong because that's used as a login code for new devices
>>576714926Anniversary? Why is it called that? Well thanks. Now I get to properly have my Gosling moment
Blue Archive doesn't have an author - it was collected by the divinely inspired by the god of anime girls, like how the Bible is the word of God Himself.If Blue Archive ever eos's, it will reappear again 5 to 10 years later, conjured by those touched by the god of anime girls again.
BREATHE THE PRESSURE
>>576715017No idea, it's just birthday on JP.
>>576714831>jap artists thinking they can expect morality from people who repost their shit on this forsaken site
>>576712514what's plausible besides >summer fes
I'm gonna touch you
>>576715197Eri (Battle) with a nameless god magic staff
>>576715017Because it is an event that happens annually. That's the definition of anniversary.What most people refer to as "anniversary" is their wedding anniversary, which is not the only kind of anniversary there is.They should have called it birthday though, your birth anniversary.
Nagusa... Farms Aura
>>576715017go listen to shun's greeting if you have it
GDMI we were so close to the free tenner Fuck fgo
>>576714509check your account settings for your birthdaythe birthday line replaces the lobby entry line
Today is the cunt cat birthday...
>>576715519Damn , I'm installing FGO right now! (this is an unpaid ad)
I lost my virginity
>>576699241OH MY GOD A PICTURE OF THE STUDENT I PULLED FOR APPEARED ON MY SCREEN A SECOND TIME AFTER I PULLED THEM AIEEEE NIGGERMAN SAVE ME
>>576715649Which one, lad
Mari is a prostitute
So why didn't these two have the same birthday like Hina and C.Hina?
>>576715519>Remains the king of japan>In the dead weeks before anniversary Fucking how
>>576715685tell your uncle he still owes me $200
>>576715519>thinking we could beat the greediest gacha on the market when we updated ours to be even friendlier lollmao
>>576715762who's C. Hina
>>576715519
>>576715916
>>576715519Blame Iroha
>>576715519I mean, there's no way we're beating FGO who's also in anniversary period, so it's a win in a sense.
>>576714595Are you fucking kidding me? I had birthday a week ago, I've tried triggering the lines but I thought you do it the same way as with students' birthdays. I'm fucking bricked for another year.FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>576715968that's fubuki
>>576715519but /jp/ told me the number was going down and that basically we are going to eos
>>576715948
Last Momiji of the year
>>576716170Goodnight, my sweet communist daughter
>>576716069I mean, it's the same system that's used for halloween, christmas, new years.
>>576716170qt
>>576716141It is on the iOS store, which is the one that makes the most money. iOS has a substantially larger market share in Japan, and this Fes was unfortunately a total flop there.
>>576716342Thanks Kim.
>>576716234that's a toddler
>>576716069I'll teach you a trick just for you.You can change your system date/time to your birthday and BA will recognize it.
>>576716342Thanks Iroha
>>576715519>>576716342there can be only one sun under the sky
>>576716342Many mathgods are ignoring this
imma go masturbatesee ya in a few, /bag/
>>576716815Done yet?
>>576716815seconds? minutes? hours?
I don't care when you're masturbating stop announcing it
>>576714948Delicious feetsies
>>576716886What about when he's finished?
finished
>>576715942and I thought BA's sprites were blurry
Why was Sumire angry with the mech dog she was running with...
>>576716953A minute longer than average, curious
>>576715347Now that would be a dream come true for her larping ahh
Komodo student when?
>>576716992slop will never beat true bio strength
>>576717185no komodos best we can do is kodomo
I wish magic was real so I could transfer my mana to Eri
who is the Gold Ship equivalent of this game?
>>576717106I wasn't going to masturbate,but
>>576717291Akemi
>>576717325There's no penis there, what have you done with the real gookako?
>>576717291your own student wife
now that I have a job I realize I only like the game because of the porn, I don't care about the ""gameplay"" or momos at all
>>576715519>>576716342oh no no no hahahahaha imagine a dead FGO ruining your anniversaries
Which student would give me a performative rimjob?
>>576717291
>>576717394i am the arguably coolier, p-word gookako
>>576717449REISA NO
https://x.com/arisu_archive/status/2085628805410885833Just came across this, and the comments from people criticizing it are so low iq I can't help but laugh.
>>576717521Pedro gookako, his Mexican cousin?
>>576717518Chise.
do baggots also go to other generals to shill BA? because the amount of "people" who come here to shill their gachas is fucking insane, why do they want BA players in their community so badly?
>>576715519This proves iroha flopped while trinity wonnered bigly
>>576717576why not
>>576717679I use gooakos in other generals to assert my dominance
>>576717720He's a Denny's shill, don't mind him.
>>576717580Yeah okay, but what about this though?
>>576716342Honestly, I’m American, so I just enjoyed it since it’s the best fes we’ve ever had. I do get that you all in India care more about revenue but personally I care more about quality.
>>576715347Would be really kino if it's the debut of true magic students
>>576717848Irohaschizo, you don't even have a JP account.
>>576717802>a demon
>>576717679I'm gonna guess half of the posts in stella sora general are made by BAfriends.
>>576717872>true magic studentsThat's literally Shuro.
>>576717915I do though? I get you’re just mindbroken by BA but at least try not to embarrass yourself.
>>576717842just placebo
>>576717915Kek.How did you know it was me?
>>576718067Post your Iroha bond.
>>576718080Half the thread replies are you buddy.You can't even fathom the possibility of Iroha being a flop
>>576717842you effectively got to spark for boogi for 180, even less with the rebate so what's the problem?
>>576718067Nice twitter screenshot saaaaaaaar!
>>576718080>>576718067Schizos pretending to be schizos pretending to be schizosGod wept.
>this many trannies and jeets seethingYep, Iroha won.
>>576716815Who you fapping to?
>>576718241They spent months coping that Pandemonium wouldn’t be fes only to lose again. It’s only natural they’re going insane with rage over the evil lolichud game.
MANY are saying that a swimsuit Kaya could save BA
Sex?With students?
What if most anons just don't really have strong feelings about iroha and he's just fighting with one dedicated jeet?
>>576718453Too big
>>576717185Your Renge?
>>576718513Most of us like her, she’s pretty popular in general. A few schizos don’t but that’s nothing new.
>>576718513>he's just fighting with one dedicated jeet?no one itt hates Iroha people just poke him sometimes because he makes funny sounds
>theyWho the fuck is he talking about?
Mofu mofu
i have no feelings about iroha, no hate, no love, i will not make up any thoughts until i read her momos but so far she hasn't spooked me
I'm mean and green.
>>576718621This is one one of the most cursed mentalities on this website. People poking the zoo animals thinking they're a spectator and not in the exhibit.
this game is so dead
>>576718621Pretty much, like the monkey+Mika situation from a year ago. Quite funny
>>576717872That's literally Seia.
>>576718621>he says, while pulling his hair out because Iroha got fes and he couldn’t stop itschizotroon…
>>576717720If your rival is there you are locked into combat. That's just how Waffle House is.
serina. I have a fever. do your thing
do you see what I mean
>>576718872Do blowjobs work to lower fever?
FUCK weak Shiroko
>>576718386delish
>>576718912
>>576718972I wasn't going to but if you insist
red pill me on Akane
>>576718513I don't have any strong opinions about her. I appreciate Irohaschizo for fighting about it because it's funny seeing shitposters being like>you're not allowed to state your own deluded facts, only I can do that!!!
so basically Lunatic is absolutely awful?>Harukaoh shit
>>576718969I am willing to find out. For the science
We only fuck strong Shiroko here
>>576718872
>>576719157weird way to type fat
>>576702497momoi is right as usual
Holy sticc
>>576718929>ho_shino fucked the nether portal crafting again
how do we stop rio from slapping every ass
>>576719250nn weak bait made by weak Shiroko
>>576719256>plana sloppy toppy
>>576719112Haruka torment just looks like malding about curse RNG for an hour.I'd rather take a comfy toki team for the defense ignore and just move along.
how do we stop planaglowing hours
>>576719318yeah, mine
>>576719112Seeing my daughterwife Haruka being meta makes me happyAll that's missing now is a bond gear for her base version. Total Harukapocalypse if you will.
>>576717580>Arisu archiveNo need to read then
Oh sweet I get to read swimsuit Kikyou momos today
You have 25 minutes to pat before it's too lateDoes anyone have the new headpat animations? I only saw sSatsuki's
>>576719112So is D.Haruka a must pull?
>>576719112Double healer + Iroha makes this torment a joke.Meanwhile you have to crit like a motherfucker with D.Haruka
>>576717580At the end of the day FES has gone from "you will almost certainly need 400 pulls" to "it's more likely to get things done within 200, especially due to carryover from the 100 free previous rolls."and, in the previous system, not getting the banner character in 200 rolls was fairly common
>>576719567Are you doing drumbarka?
>>576719112it's relatively accessible if you have a 2+ year account with built nagisa, toki and brio, and with a deep enough bag to field extra teams (so at least some of arius squad, special attackers + buffers, snonomi, some of oshigure, csena or bnatsu built, and so on)but if you're missing important students things can fall apart very quickly
I'm sure as hell farming 2x Hards next week instead of farming welfare Karin because of that stupid shit 12 points stages only.
>>576719256will plana give me a good sloppy?
>>576719567Sure, I hope you are ready to ue60 her.
Give me not fat Shiroko's body but with fat Shiroko's long hair.Thank you.
>>576719362Yeah I scrolled a bit and I can see Haruka is absolutely not a good idea (I mean I figured due to her armor, but I guess the damage gain is barely worth it)
>>576719719is it really that required? I'd rather avoid investing so much into an ugly girl
I can't find the new dangle animations spoonfeed me
>>576719772Iroha is really strong huh
>>576719324/bag/ Minecraft server fucking when!?I found a proxy service that should mask IPs, so maybe I could repurpose one of my VPS instances.
>>576719772to be fair those siroha scores are only possible with both kisaki and snagisa at ue60, so it's not like they're a good time either
>>576719157speak for yourself I'm a virgin loser I only fuck my hand
>>576697708Don't forget Kikyou's birthday
>>576719071sneezing looks weird when paused
>>576719862well she is a FES unit more than Wakamo or Kuroko
>>576719859Posted inhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/576026034/https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/576046796/CTRL-F dangle
>>576719805Yep, I'm thinking Karin sex
>>576719859Open wide, anonhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>576720160>>576720160>>576720160
>>576701054BAKE
>>576718621irohabros.....
>>576719567UE40 is good enough for Murdakrab
>>576718831A duel!
>>576709597>>576709729>He's happy and excited ichika is fucking people other than senseiYeah that's what we call being a cuck, yurifags
>>576723426seabrown really got cuckshit in his mind 24/7
>>576708450they’re delaying it to let the shitstorm die down
>>576698081She looks like she has issues