New Armor Soon Edition>Previous>>576676240>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSJul 23 Supply FRV full rollout https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/680756051157452526Jul 28 Permanent Enclosure https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afl_8m6Zl_EAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHoAug 12 Face the Unknown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grDCkTGIAqAAug 06 Level 300 cap https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/706653652015644955>LATEST PATCHESJun 16 1.006.300 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/676249280988579951Jul 07 1.006.301 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/696516748689543612
botchads win the MO so the bugsissies who can't win can get their armor too
Botdivers are and will always be the most skill...AAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKK
kill yourself jeet
Arrowhead lied, people died
bugjeets with a penchant for humiliation
you now remember bugsissies had a meltdown about having to aim at weakpoints that was so bad the swedes had to print a retraction and emergency patch the game
ass game
>>576740381No, those happened as a result of the successful gambit. Not that a bugjeet would know.
>>576740246
welcome back king
>>576740450Notice how botdivers only have issues that are actually extremely dangerous >>576740563They had so little health they would roll over if you sneezed at them but the bugchaser is fucking blind and plays with their monitors turned off.
Botnigger still trying to equate the Hive guard stealth nerf getting reverted to his entire faction getting raped into the ground for months because botniggers can't play the game.
lobby doko
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/14985https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/14985https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/14985https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/14985IT'S OUT
>>576740716frfr
>>576740879>Notice how these changes are usually at least a month awayBugchasers cry so hard Arrowhead has to nerf and revert changes a week after they get released.
>>576740879>Limited to 3
>"B-Balance doesn't matter in a PVE game!!Ok, lets make the upper difficulties in the game very hard and challenging >NOOOOOOO THAT'S HECKING UNFAIR!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU!!! BALANCE SHOULD ONLY BENEFIT ME!!
>>576740982nobody cares about your gayass mod
>>576740879>bots>actual difficult enemy introduced>dealt with for half a year before changesvs>bugjeets>easiest enemy in the game is changed to have an ap4 head>changed to be limited to ap3 after continuous baby rage for an entire weeknot looking good for bugjeets
>>576740982I'll stick with my lean build, thank you very much
You now remember that botcucks had a meltdown over a single heavy unit not only surviving a bodyshot from one AT hit but also being able to kill players with multiple direct hits, and complained so much that they had it nerfed at least three separate times to the point that it can be killed with primaries
>>576740879Nice blank spot, retard. That post has more white in it than your entire bloodline.
I don't know why i need to keep saying this, but every faction in this game is for retarded pussies. The entire game has been neutered for redditors, balding manchildren, and /hdg/ trannies.
have people forgotten rocket striders yet?
>>576741095What are you talking about? The game is TWICE AS HARD as it was before, I just can't with you glazers anymore
>>576741179>gurdeep slippers is seething so badly that he can't find the right image through his tearslmao
>>576741273they're the only enemies I die to on the bot frontI've mastered the art of dodging into their rockets
>>576741179>Devastator>Heavy
>>576741330well they used to be many times more lethal back in the day you are fighting their sissified version
>>576741179Did you mean to post a war strider?
>>576741438I think hes having a psychosis.
>>576741256The game is ridiculously hard, D3 is nigh UNPLAYABLE right now, there's just too many enemies trying to stop me, how is that fun????
>>576740879You forget the part where bots were the most unaffected by environmental conditions while also having pinpoint accuracy. At least now smoke DOES SOMETHING instead of being a plain debuff only for the player. Bots were genuinely harder to play against but often in an unfair way.
>>576741179>Bugchasers are so bad at the game they think a devastator is heavy and have been shooting it with anti-tanklmfao the Hive Guard AP4 fiasco is making more sense now.
>>576741179>head shot from 150mdevastator is one of the easiest enemies in game
>>576741594Don't try to ignore your fuck up, moorish monkey. You are an embarrassment.
>>576741428I know, I've been thereI have dodged into the rockets, I am dodging into their rockets and I will continue dodging into their rockets until I am out of birds or they are out of rockets, whichever comes first
>average MOdiver
>>576741697Bugchasers dont understand the concept of a weak spot>See: AP4 Hive Guard controversy
lobby steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241379709406/76561198088743
>>576740982>https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/14985Gayest post in here atm.
can't wait for the update so tourist arrive so we have something to talk about and lobbies aplenty instead of the same 3 dudes repeating the same three unfunny jokes ad infinitum
>>576741156based femboy diver
>>5767420632/4
>>576740982>no flaccid
Can anyone play games atm? Quickplay isn't working for me.
>>576741179>also being able to kill players with multiple direct hitsit used to one shot at launch, newfag
Where has Our Guy Eravin gone?
Eruptor is the only usable gun (barely), we need SWEEPING BUFFS! NOW!
>>576742190One super hug for the super chud.
>>576741286>>576741362>>576741438>>576741635I did actually choose the wrong image, yes. However, it still applies since this is the OTHER enemy you faggots cried about until it got nerfed into the fucking ground. It's not even as dangerous as a regular trooper.
>>576742491Died during the great content draught.
>>576742591at this point you're just being retarded on purpose for some (You)s
>>576742063fvll
>>576742510this but unironicallythey've bloated the primary weapon pool but haven't touched many of them in over a yearor are you going to defend the state the SMGs are incare to say which one you use on a daily basis?
>>576742591Saying you chose it implies it was on purpose. Don't try to backpedal and say it was on accident especially when it took you this long to come up with a response to try to save your izzat.
They "revert" enemy buffs while they nerf our weapons!Monkey PAW in my ASS!!!
>>576741782
>>576742661I've run Knight for the past year with breaks for leveling newly released primariesEruptor lulls you into this retard state of "my primary will kill everything in one shot and it only needs me to point it vaguely in the direction of the enemy" which turns your brain into a nigger
Is the nerftroon melty ever gonna stop? I guess buffGODs completly mindbroke him almost two years ago when they forced AH to create the 60 day patch
>>576742939Dude's going to be in a wheelchair in a retirement home and the nurses are going to be like "Yes sir I know, the 60-day patch ruined the game, it's time to take a nap now."
>>576742883>I've run worse lib carbine for a yearI feel bad for you, but I don't give a fuck. Buff primaries.
>>576743167>"Its okay, Mr. Slippers, the botchads arnt real. They cant hurt you."
>>576743216Post hours, k/d ratio, wall socket and hand.And the supply frv.
Is scanning/quickplay working yet
>>576743216What buffs would you give to the primaries? What would you do for the liberator or the punisher?
>gucci slippers still malding over the 60 day patch
>>576743293Nah, I can't join any teams and soloing is getting boring.
I just don't understand why enemies can damage you, are they going to stop playing if they get can't???THIS IS A PVE GAME!!
>>576743542https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/9561
Imagine going through steam reviews for hours on end to spam them on a chinese cartoon websiteNerftroon really is mentally ill
>want to play some don't starve>servers are getting DDOS>okay whatever lets boot up helldivers been awhile>scan doesn't workok what the actual fuck guess i'll go fuck myself then
>all these fags complaining about broken mm instead of posting a lobby link herelmao
>>576742939Nerfchad was right, you will never silence the truth.
For a company to consistently fuck up like this...its honestly kind of magical
>>576744032AH has the unique ability to always shit the bed, no matter what
>>576743802>"No! Please don't make fun of us losers!"The reviews are public access, deal with it.
>>576743571https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/6246foundbald woman with hair mod while searching i think shes kinda cute
>>576742278
>>576743802It's facinating, or maybe not, how many schizos and mentally ill people are on here.I don't like this game very much and it just fills a hole when nothing else interests me with a small dash of hope Arrowhead gets their head out of their assholes but - the only way the game fails is when the common denominator of the player base, the casuals, normies, and or nine to five workers lose interest and stop playing and or stop paying for bonds with their wallets.It's come to the point in gaming, especially with how much Triple A Studios have eroded the market, that opinions, reviews like what this other person is insistently posting doesn't help anyone anywhere, especially not here on the Internet Hate Machine Hivemind. Now I'm not yucking their yam but spam posting this shit on here, to us isn't gonna turn anyones head and call out their bullshit, it also wont work on the official Sub-Reddit with how vapid ly quick they are to remove anyone having a neutral or worse, negative critique on the game even if they do enjoy it overall
>>576744450>mfw the SC farm map has four containers but I only have three grenades
>Most popular planet>Forced to do the mission soloDead game
>#AD
Money on it being some DDOS attack by the Chinese Denzins because they're upset about something we don't know?
>>576744747Is that the right picture Anon?
>>576744747>incase
ded game
>>576744747incase bodies are great but the way he draws faces is really offputting
>>576744906>>576744970>>576744976Sorry bout' that, that was the wrong image.I like Incases faces, though they do have a weird sameface issue some artists do the last few years they're improving.I really want a full 3D game based on Incase art, fantasy RPG though.
I'll forgive AH on August 12, 2026
>people complaining that they can't find people to play with>zero(0) lobbieswhat causes this?
>>576745209>Wanting to join a lobby full of chuds and incels screaming slurs and virtue signaling ICE and Nazi nonsenseIm good.
>>576745148what was the right image
>>576745413
We are tired of the devs balancing this game like it's a pvp grunt fantasy. We're done. We're not playing anymore. Good luck finding a lobby
>>576745702Bad comparison too since the fucking flying bike exists
>>576745209I don't want to be made fun of for being bad or playing what I find fun instead of chasing the meta. And whatever drama I'm not aware of.
>>576745702>balancing like gta onlinewtf, did arrowhead cut rewards or something?
I heard a rumor that anonymous doesn't play the game.But you did NOT hear that from me.
>>576745702so what do you expect to gain by spamming steam reviews again? is there a point to this or is this you just being mentally fucking retarded
>>576746079He does! And his Kill to Death ratio is twenty seven...
fuck itd10 erata steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241381874217steam profile shaved off edition
>>576745702>70h playtime>game is bad because im badi hate shitters like this so much its unreal
>>576746117Why are you so offended by him posting random shitters voicing out their opinions as if they were worth anything?If nothing else they're hilarious
>>576745161>8/11ITS SO OVER>8/!2WE ARE SO BACK>8/13ITS SO OVER
>>576746117Gl*zedivers have been flooding social media with the fake narrative that the game is getting easier, it's important to call out their lies
>>576745374You have never been in a hdg looby and it shows
>>576746117You seem embarrassed that your opinions are getting spot lighted in this thread.
servers are borked
>>576745768they nerfed that shit into the ground ages agounfortunately they then immediately began GTA+ and shortly after that began nerfing all means of gaining money that didn't involve GTA+I can't believe there's anyone looking forward to GTA6
Whens the obligatory bigbutt smallbulge femboy mod coming out?
>>576746350>gay retard spamming the sameshit over and over all day long is le good actuallyidiot>>576746458>You seem embarrassed that your opinions are getting spot lighted in this thread.projection alert
>>576746601I prefer femboys with more modest butts.
>>576746549I haven't played that shit in years, I remember them nerfing it by giving it limited rockets, and you could just bypass it by landing somewhere, making it despawn and respawn which took 5 seconds and you'd get a full missile refill. The only way to play the game was to do private lobbies due to public sucking so much ass. Shit game.
>>5767462542/4joining the game worksso get in here
>>576746707>i don't like!!! stop posting!!!!!faggotshit's mad funnycope and seethe
This general needs more black trans woman like me in here god damn, to many crusty ass white bois
okay, I got my 250 medals, I will see you on the 12th>nerftroon still goingdamn, that's crazy
>>576746254full
>>576746707Stay mad troon, or transition to another thread.
>>5767462544/4
>>576746906>AGP tranny calling others "troons".Kek, hypocrite.
>>576746779They first gave it a cooldown on being called in by motorcycle club, then they nerfed its missile tracking so they were so worthless they couldn't even hit PvE enemies standing still. Then they added the ability for certain vehicles to just have missile tracking completely disabled when targeting them. It was excessive, really.Then they introduced GTA+ a subscription, rewards exclusive to it so you weren't even getting your freebies anymore without a subscriptin, and then they went fucking insane and nerfed heist payouts across the board. Just up and cut their payouts with no warning or reasoning behind it one day.GTAO2 is fucked. It will be dead on arrival. The only people playing it will be on console and very brown, the darkest of the dark.
>tfw you understand the game didnt get easier, you just actually mastered it after 200/300/400/500+ hours playing only max difficulty and can still enjoy it as suchAH are still swiggers, but me being good at the game is independent of that.
>>576746906Fatass
>>576746254DEPARTING FOR BUG JUGS
>>576746707here's a bonus one for you
>>576747235>It was excessive, really.it really wasn'tevery single lobby had several of these flying around at all timesmost of the drivers were shitters but it still made public sessions into a chore
>>576746906your diver owns me sex better spread those legs
>>576747208I don't see fictional characters and immediately say "That's me," I'm sorry that's so hard for you. I think that's a developmental disorder thing :(
>>576747237The game did get easier, you can read through all the patch notes to clearly see that. You're definitely a newfag who started playing after the 60 day patch.
I call it fairer instead of easier.
>>576747386You're either an AGP tranny or have a porno addiction. Those types of skins are a dead give away. I'm not judging, just stating the obvious.
>>576747424Nope.
>>576747587Ok, then you haven't really been paying attention for two and a half years. That kind of ignorance is impressive, actually.
>>576747573It must be unfortunate seeing attractive women and immediately thinking these thoughts. I hope life gets better for you.
>attractive women>nigger proportions blueberry inflation tier anatomykekkin' profusely
>>576747807You seem stressed for some reason. Maybe you need to masturbate again? Would that calm you down?
>>576747889I can tell by the indirect reply that he is not, in fact, "kekkin' profusely.">>576747939Projection. You're the one who's freaking out over some pixels.
>>576748028You're freaking out because your poor taste in skins is getting called out. Giving your tone, it's probably time for you to go masturbate again. Go ahead, we'll still be here when you get back.
>>576747783They buffed shit from ‘annoying’ to ‘not annoying’.Mainly shifted focus from group efforts to solo output potential. This could be considered easier if you’re competent, but also stands as testament that AH misjudged the average user experience expecting 4 random people cooperating cleanly on top of skewed gameplay performance (8 bile titans at once isn’t hard for sake of difficulty but because the bug horde faction physically cant scale up entity count of lower tier mobs to properly swarm as it should on higher difficulties).
I sure am enjoying life.
>we're actually going to lose Hellmire>but luckily its going to be pretty much instantly encircled>BUT the progress we've already made snaps back to zero as all the SEAF are instantly teleported off planet and we need to start over from scratchfuck the warbondsfuck the new weapons or armor or helmets or capesjust please fix the way the front system and attacking/defending works
>>576748241YOU ARE AGP AND TRANS AND BUZZWORD AND PORN AND BBC and probably indian as wellI'm not mad, you're mad
Not either anon in the other discussion, but if you have to install gooner mods in every game you play, you do in fact, have a problem. Needing to think about tits and ass and cumming while playing space solider bug shooter game is clearly indicative of an addiction.
>>576740452
>post an abysmal dogshit mod in search of attention>get ridiculed>>erm, you mad?
>576748438Somebody is really cranky! Time for you to masturbate again, mister.
>>576748538I became catholic recently and apparently jerking it is a sin and it's a fucking pain in the ass trying to break this life time habit. But it's also made me realize how addicted this modern world is to porn. Dopamine fried brains
Whats going on with this piece of shit? Did they forget/couldn't afford a bill and keep their luxury office space?
Haven't we had this argument like a few times now?Anyway don't let botwaifufag forget that his AI waifu was a psyker back in the day and therefore a double enemy of democracy.
>>576748780Yes. Think back to 2010, let alone earlier.Something as tame as e3 booth babes was borderline inappropriate, not in a woke way, in a ‘this is embarrassing to be seen with’ way. A basic nude mod for fallout or tomb raider was edgy. The softcore sex scenes in mass effect were controversal.Its actually shocking how normalized porn has become in the mainstream once you take note.
>>576748907>Did they forget/couldn't afford a bill and keep their luxury office space?Reminds me of a Swedish company that made Fellowship blew their finances on luxuries. Same mightve happened to Arrowhead. Would explain their desperation to appeal to china coin so hard lately.
>>576749209Looks like dogshit.
>>576749209Get better taste
>>576748401Remember when planets started at 50% liberation after falling? there was an actual point to doing a counter offensiveBut AH killed that with megacities, because fuck players escpaing the railroading
>>576749146Its like Notch after Minecraft blewup. After earning millions he started partying and snorting coke from hookers buttcracks.
Oh shit posted in old threadsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241386845923/76561198060098471 D10 bots join up
>>576749534rinzu is that u
Guys... Outpost Alpha is no more...
>>576749632More like Outpost Beta
>>576749209Off to /trash/ with you
>>5767495342/4
>>576740879>Botbenchod still trying to equate the Hive guard stealth nerf getting reverted to his entire faction getting raped into the ground for months because botbenchods can't play the game.
>>576746793>no argument so i better start name calling>>576747052>bringing trans out of nowhereholy projection xister
>the mental illness angle isn't working>let's go with saying it looks bad
>>57674249141%, the fate of so many grooming victims
>>576749632Bugdivers in shambles; they shall forever lose the title "Alpha".
>>576750041It looks bad and it's mental illness, obviously.
>>576749632>Liberate Erata>Hellmire goes in siegeThat's all
>>576745702>Good luck finding a lobbyI can't find a lobby right now so I guess he was right.
>>576750041It can be two things
>>576750041Both of those things are true.The hyper-proportions are the biggest ‘ive never seen a real woman naked’ indicator. You have no actual appreciation for the human form. You just jerk off so much that you have to make things more extreme. Hyper-proportions are on the same level of being a furfag. Its more about the principle of being a deep-end coomer than the actual subject material.
Im going to assume The Helldivers 2 movie will be just like the starship troopers sequels and not understand why people like the setting and what made it good.
>>576750245>Hellmire gets special "heavily entrenched" modifier that nullifies the siegeYou know Joel is petty enough to do it
>>576750461Did you really need a crystal ball to see that?
>>5767499633/4
>>576750245Knowing Joel, he's probably gonna send another attack immediately after this one to prevent the siege because right now he's on apeshit mode
>>576750413why pretend like it matters what shape it isyou'd be saying this about literally any mod with tits and ass
>>576750461bookfags will tell you that starship troopers 1 was already a violation of the book
>>576750413I have more respect for furfags. Hyper is even more deviantart-y
>the girls need to look dumpy and fridge bodied or I'm going to FREAK
>AAAHH I NEED TITS AND ASS IN MY FACE 24/7 EVEN WHILE PLAYING A SHOOTERcoomers are pitiful
>hmg is my most used stratagem at this point: it pairs well with the new armor>dominator is one of my favorite primaries: also pairs well with new armor>shield grenade is my favorite grenade: new secondary seems likely to destroy spawners>am squiddiver: squid update imminentLane status: EnteredHopeium status: InjectedBothered status: Un
>>576750842>females exist strictly on the binary of hyper-coom or dumpy-fridgeDid you think this would strengthen your case?
I'm new to the game and need super credits and other resources for warbondswill I get banned if I use mods that make it easier to find said resources?
>>576750574Hey man. I like to ponder my orb, alright?
>AAAAAAAAAH I NEED BBC IN MY FACE 24/7 EVEN PLAYING A SHOOTERniggerfaggots are pathetic
>>576750638>you'd be saying this about literally any mod with tits and assprobably. combat gear and armor is going to obscure the actual body shape. You won't see ass and titties on a female soldier in full gear.
It's amazing watching a porn addict not realize he has a mental disorder and trying to defend his addiction
>>576750413>are on the same level of being a furfagAlright let's not go that far>>576750737>he got psyopped into wanting to fuck his dogZoomers truly are a lost generation
>>576749534steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241386845923/76561198060098471 Still 3/4, quit shitposting and come play the game you degenerates
behold, an /hdg/ approved coom mod
>>576751185You’re the first to mention bbc, jeet.
>brings up the british broadcasting corporation out of nowheremutts law strikes again
>>576751102If you mod this game in any way they will send Sven to your house and replace all your food with Surströmming. Devs won't do shit
>>576751358Curse Vishnu
BFA is better anyways
>>576751602That's a teenage boy.
>>576740368No, the MOGODs did all the heavy lifting while botroons touched themselves crying in the corner.
>>576741275I'd say its bait, but some people actually think like that.
>>576751602>tfw made a reaction image of a chick in that armor with big tits that i havent been able to post because my computer is under a range banKinda defeats my argument, but fuck, I know people save/use and what they don’t.
>>576751351That's a coom mod custom built for bufftroons
>>576751307Depictions of anthropomorphized animals/humans with animal heads etc are common throughout history and cultures. 'Hyper' is largely a product of mentally, artisitically and sexually crippled autists of 21st century. Deviantart
>>576751854really now?
>>576740837>Notice how botdivers only have issues that are actually extremely dangerousIf this was true, they wouldn't be the most soloable d10 faction.
>>576751671I'm not doom_captain>>576751882That's rough buddy
>>576748438I think you might be a bit mad
>>576752014Yes. Botroons don't win MOs.
>>576752186that's just what an agp trans would say
>>576752025Yet bugchasers cant even fight off a level 18 invasions>>576752197>Denying reality to cope with the humiliation ritual Joel put them through
>>576752285>i don't know what planet health isBotniggers are as dumb as their favorite faction.
>>576752539>Muh planet healthYou had a world at 65% liberation with all the city buffs ready. Even with all the city buffs you blundered it. And now youre blundering a level 18 invasion. How embarrassing!
>>576752539>Botniggers are as dumb as their favorite faction.A reminder
>no, this game can't be fun, it has to SUCK>no, you can't use BIG BOOBA AND ASS mod, having a dick is mental illnessHow did this game manage to attract people so allergic to anything good happening ever? Is there some part of Helldivers 2 that deeply resonates with traumatized people?
>>576752539
>bufftroon is still crying because people don't like his shitty coomer skins.So insecure lmao.
>>576752871Every time I see this screenshot, I wished I was around hdg while this was unfolding
>>576752871QUICKLY MY BUGJEETS, TO THE TURING SYSTEM
>coomer can't comprehend that people without his mental illness don't find women that are 90% tits and ass by bodymass attractiveHow sick, how sadHow anyone can get off to this perversion of the human form is beyond me.
>>576753114that post was actually just to confirm nerftroons and anti-coom fags are the same people, thanks for participating and confirming
>>576752257Sis… just squeeze on your plug itll calm you down
>>576753561I don't know what these words mean, you do
>>576752940>I want braindead gameplay while I fry my dopamine receptors to softcore pornThere a hundred gacha generals on this board, take your pick
>>576753745Sorry anon, Helldivers 2 have to be "like other games" because the modern gamer doesn't deserve to live.
>>576753745oh no not my heckin' receptors, by any chance do you vape/drink?
>>576753898Yes, and I smoke weed, but that stuff is all healthy for you and makes your brain chemicals gooder.
would weed get rid of my possible schizophrenia
>>576754285No. Schizophrenia is demonic. Scare your schizophrenia away, fantasize about physically manifesting and raping it to death over and over and over and over. It exists to be raped by you. All it has to do it disappear and the rape will stop.
>>576753531Cope
The news: Bolt Pistol is coming to Helldivers 2 and it has AP4.The reactions:>oh cool>The world is crumbling around me, this game is a farce of what it once was. If everyone at Arrowhead and everyone who played this game were to die I might finally know joyand the guy on the bottom wants you to believe the guy on the top is incapable of happiness
>If everyone at Arrowhead and everyone who played this game were to die I might finally know joyI say this
>>576752690>>576752871>>576753089Literally anything is better than botroons' streak.
>>576754697nice cope pivot
>bugnigs couldn't handle 1 (one) level 18 invasion
Where are people going to get SC anymore, I know they nerfed it to the ground thanks to hackers.
>>576742063GGs
>>576740246Reminder that the Botnigger v Bugnigger whining is just a desperate attempt to pull focus away from how pathetic and incompetent Arrowhead is.
>>576747237It got way easier. Recoilless kills bile titans in 1 shot and there's way less of them too
If Stasis Field and Gas Strike orbitals were to get buffed, and they need to, I would give them the same spread as the Smoke orbital.
>>576754681>If all the people who believe Robert Heinlein was a fascist died from a stroke my life would be immeasurably betterI declare thus
>>576755151Anywhere below D10, ideally D1 or D3I don't think most people would have cheated in any SC at all if Arrowhead weren't such petty faggots and completely neutered any possible natural SC gains by adding rare samples to the POI pool on D4 and above, and then nerfing it AGAIN by introducing mega nests and fortresses, reducing the already smaller possible POI real estate from having larger and more numerous outposts and nests to a pathetically tiny amount.They genuinely brought it on themselves by making the experience terrible for every person playing the game on D10.
>>576755273Pwees rundah stand-uSmoll indie dev
>>576742063GGstop kek
>>576742063ggsomnifun tankding
>>576746254GGs
>>576747237>it didnt get easier Heavies have less HP less armor lower attack speed and spawn less on top of every anti tank weapon dealing 50-100% more damage and you still have to huff copium? LAMO
>>576755564Not him but so even D9 is fine for SC?
>>576747237>game didn't get easierSee : >>576740879
I sure hope the new squid subfaction gets more than 2 enemies cause why would it get hyped up while appropriators got added without any fanfare?
>arrowhead briefly felt compelled to reveal their plans going forward and stop doing surprise announcements all the goddamn time because of extreme negative feedback spiraling>just a month later and they're back at it
Most subfactions suck ass
Predictfag here. Those two leaked enemies? Literally the only new enemies. One per each subfaction. Also. We'll get new voteless (visually identical to regular voteless except they're glowing, slightly).
>>576756894neither one of them looks like the squid shown in the reflection of the teddy bear's eye
>>576742063
>>576757154idk, it kind of looks like the wonky long armed one
>>576757454it does not, thougheverbeitnot've
>>576757298we deserve a 1-man tankette
>>576757573Nah they do. Its possible they're actually two different enemies like the two cyborgs. But they are visually similar.
>>576756292It's better than D10 but you're still getting cucked by rare samples. D9 if you want SC and still play the game, D1 or D3 grinding if you just want SC.
just noticed the 40k armor footage has a captured on ps5 watermark, what if it looks slightly better on PC?
>>576757840>Nah they dodon't'vethere are no long, spindly fingers or purple lightning and yellow glowing pockmarks on that hand
>>576755338Actually botnigger v bugchad is caused by botniggers milking the creek because that is the only thing they have of merit.
>>576756869I wonder if they're pretending not to understand why people are mad. What would they gain.
>>576758075>Seething bugchaser knowing his faction will never do something as culturally relevant in this game
>>576758020Yesh probably because its an in game trailer, and they haven't activated their void super saiyan state yet. Considering the one on the left has an extended arm, they might he able to shapeshift their arms.>tall>thin limbs>single eye>shoulder pads>armorThey're pretty similar.
>>576758275The creek wasn't, and has never been, culturally relevant.
>>576758275>culturally relevantThe most culturally relevant thing that ever happened in this game was The Curbstomping of Tien Kwan.https://files.catbox.moe/wqw1fr.mp4
>>576756890They can't handle truth in this sub. They called Jesus brown when he spoke it.
>Game not working>Its FridayGuess it will remain unplayable since its the weekend.
>>576758275nta is bot culture getting raped and begging AH for nerfs?
>>576758406>Bugchaser trying to pretend like the Creek wasnt a big community thing that people had genuine investment inCope, bugchaser. Your entire faction is just a reference to Starship troopers and you will forever live in its shadow.>>576758565No, thats bugchasers.See: Hive Guards, Digger Bugs
>>576758112How do you get the blue and orange alternate looks for the original armor?
would she be for or against super earth?
>>576758694The armor in that screenshot was a pre-order reward.
>>576758781dont worry itll come back soon
>>576758694
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241394898538/76561198309824104Any mission
>>576758981remember when they were going to address the pre-order armors being available for pc users again?ah good times lol
>>576758981Not making the pre order armor part of the new leveling rewards is such a missed opportunity
>>576759270its all so tiersome
>>5767592622/4
*makes Arrowhead buff all the guns and nerf all the enemies in you're path*
>>576760114
Thats really gay
>>576760114based nerftroons get the rope
>>576760775It cannot be gay unless you program it to be gay which is something only a gay like you would do.
>Ohdough is pretending to be someone else again
I don't want nerfs. I want the game to be harder despite our weapons getting more ridiculous and powerful.
>>576760282to think there's a group of insane nerf trannies mad enough to print out a picture of him and burn it
>>576760114>>576760282Who even is this guy?
>>576760885>He thinks nerf chads are basedThanks
>>576761160A faggot grifter that represents the bufftroons and redditors.
>>576761105gucci slippers is here every single day bro this should not surprise you
>>576761160ohdough, hd2 youtuber, he's living rent free inside nerf troons brain
GG bot lobby schizos see ya in the next lobby
>>576761206>nerftroons got zero reading comprehension
>>576761160https://streamable.com/wu5cj3This is all you need to know about him. Base everything he says around this experience.
how can i upload an audio file without using mediafire? I wanna share a War WIthout Reason mix for Blitz missions with you faggots.
>>576761160A whiny retard.
>>576761506uhh but gurdeep slippers insists that war striders literally can't kill you whenever he posts the SEAF clip?was he... being a disingenuous moorish faggot?
>>576761460>Brownie doesn't know proper grammar and punctuation.Kek
>>576761543https://litterbox.catbox.moe/, temporary uploadsyou can use catbox.moe as well but those uploads are permanent and hurts the based owner's storage space :(
>american kids get off school>thread plummets like a rockLike clockwork
>>576761935>He keeps a mental track of when schools endInteresting...
Any 1999 unc in here?
>>576755460SecondedNiggers didn't even read stranger in a strange landThey just watch ST and regurgitate the same shit as every other retard
>>5767623792001, sry
>>576761683That clip is before war striders got even weaker.
>>5767623791995 here, to think I still sitting here talking to a bunch of retarded kids, I really need a real hobby
>>576761543>>576761850https://litter.catbox.moe/8zlvv6q1dmb2jycp.mp3herer you go, retards. nearly the same length as a blitz mission (12mins+3mins+20s)
>>576762762>1995This nigga doesn't even have a bible in the original Greek. He knows it by heart in Aramaic.
>>576761683>need to afk in front of 4 heavies for "The Raped" to have any chance of killing youThis isn't the own you think it is, sister.
>>576763012at least I had a real childhood, unlike you iPad kiddies
>>5767623791994
>>576763059>>576749972
>>576762379>>576762498>>576762762>>576763012'98 reporting in
>>576763240I compliment you on your excellent theological knowledge, and this is how you treat me? Day of the pillow, NOW.
Bugniggers failed their gambit. Big fail! How embarrassing!
>>576763491I accept your concession.
>>5767623791990
>>576763761My man
>>576763240my niece came over today wearing a 6 7 tshirt and sipping a brain rot energy drink and immediately hopped on the sofa to play roblox while we adults chatted in the kitchenwe may have been born at the tail end of the decent times but at least we came before whatever the fuck is happening now
>children get called out>suddenly all the shitposters quiet downIm nooooticing
>>576762379'92. Dadgamer but I am better than dumb zoomers.
>>576762379>mfw elder wizard gaming
>>576764048im a kid (2001) and im chilling tho
holy boomer general, this explains why you geezers love buffs so much, it's because you're SLOWt. 2008
>>576764048>Uncs start circlejerking>Shitposting stopsI'm noooticing
>>57676413025 is one foot in the grave at this point. You are fucking old and geriatric. Get your colon checked out, grandpa.
>>576764169I mean, im partially blind so if you dont play better somethings wrong with you.
>20s is now considered uncare we serious
>>576764169>18Nigga met Enkidu and Gilgamesh
>>576764389Cut the youngfags some slack they'll losing their hair at 20
YOLO SWAG NV3R DI3S
>>576764406I heard Jesus Christ was actually Kai Cenat!
I've played video games for longer than you 20-somethings have been alive. Lower your tone.
>tfw i am constantly subjected to 18 year olds opinions'
>>576764501>forgive the generation that ruined cultureNever
>>576764879Can you repeat that, i didnt have text to speech on.
>>576763558'04 here :D
>tfw I will live to see the year 2100I hope humanity find a way to reverse aging til then so I can enjoy my cyberpunk era
>>576764879Nigga actually led the chud homo sapiens uprising against the neanderchads that kept taking our women.
86 hereAnd yes, I do play hd2 with my wife
>>576765339Zoomers are so sexless and lonely they will never know that feeling. Sad, really.
>>576765339As long as you're not a dadgamer.
>>576740246WHERE"S MY ARMOR SWEDEN
How did you guys fuck up the Hellmire gambit? Erata prime was practically fully liberated. Joel doesn't even need to rig things with how bad you guys are.
>>576765743It's the bugdivers
>>576765743I have 1.6k hours in this game and I don't know what a gambit is
>>576765479Sometime my son and daughter play along
>open mic>can hear his kids in the background
>>57676574312 hours ago there's 25% in Hellmire and 9% on Phact BayIt's Bugdivers. MOdivers, Botdivers and whatever's left of squid divers had to wipe Bugniggers ass as usualI mean fuck there's still 9% and 5% on Hellmire as well as Phact Bay for no fucking reason
>open mic >timmy2012 is arguing with his mom
>>576740982Made for gachi edits
>>576765743The next Star of Peace target gotta be Acamar or Phact Bay manBugdivers fucking love those 2 planets for some fucking reason
>>576744362Ugly nonhuman.
>>576766305>>576766162Phact bay has the best biome for super credit farming and is the de facto planet to do it. Ranjeep getting credits is the cause of MO failures.
>>576766032That's fine. You see, dadgamer is a state of mind. It's like crows or magpies learning that humans give food to injured birds.
>>576757657
D10bot or bugsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241399855932/76561197999417031
>>576744362oh shit that's so much better
>>576765743The game will continue to be rigged as long as Phact Bay and Acamar exists because 15-20% of the population (Bugdivers) are permanently stuck on SC farm
>>5767669302/4
>>576766905Der cuckenwagon
Would giving 100 SC as campaign victory reward incentivize bugdivers to help MOs instead of living in Phact Bay 24/7?
>>576766930full
>>576744362https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/13325Heres the actual mod in the image since that anon is a porn addicted attention whore
>>57676237997 elderly man here
>Push to talk>Coughs
So how come the ATE and the Lumberer have auto reload but not Bastion?
>>576767476So how come you need to turn everything into comerslop?
>>576767265arigato
>>576767210>giving away SCAIEEEEEeee my quarterly KPIs
>>576767745Because we like girls faggot
>>576767904>"Why do you have to eat cakes all the time?">"ERM, I LIKE FOOD, FAGGOT!"Okay fatass
>>576767990>food analogy
>>576767476Because the bastion is from the first galactic war, it's a piece of shit and you have to load the shaft yourself while getting your hand caught in the loader and broken off.
>>576767990This.I'm going to rape you in the butt and give you aids now anon. Then you'll be extra gay.
>>576768067I used it to help you understand the analogy
>>576767210100% they do this when they run out of campaign rewards
>>576768189Fat and brown hands typed this response
>>576768091>change the design completely>but keep the manual reload>even though autoloaders were developed during 1940'swhat a wacky thing to do
Have you ever gooned with another Helldiver?
>>576768654I hug every non-abdo coomer I am able to identify.
>>576768618I like that the coax is just an MG taped to the side of the barrel
>>576768654>>576768706Nah, I use BFA
>>576768880I don't consent to have my leandiver have an hourglass figure on your screen.
>>576764231Like I said in a lobby, I wanna gonna an hero 2 weeks ago. I'm too coward to do it tho, so I'm just trying to go out with a bang at this point,
>>576769020I'm not the one you should be worried about
>>576769201you should've done it, Corvus
>>576769201Never kill yourself
>>576747587ok so a bugfag
>>576769274Bruh, the anonymous lobby pact.
>>576769201Go traumadump somewhere else, retarded furry faggot.
>>576751882uh vro? your google drive transfer?
Uh oh. I'm seeing the community hyping themselves up thinking the cult squids are coming on the 12th. Holy shit are they going to be disappointed
BRING BACK JEET BRIGADE
>>576747237are you insane? hulks used to one shot you with every rocket they shot at you on top of eating multiple recoiless shots on launch
Literally just outsource the armor paintjob system to another studio and restore this armory screen
>>576771812looks like shit tbhdesu the only alt paintjob available sometimes should be black and yellow (for armors that already aren't)
>>576769201i hope youre doing okay, i hope you can achieve your goals without anyone bringing you down
>>576766291I'm not sure if /hdg/ is manly enough for that
>>576771570So are we so back or is it still so over? I don't watch jewtubers so I can't form my own opinion
>>576772342its breathing, they'll be disappointed but at least they have mediocre content to stop them from freaking out
>>576771812>8 fucking sample typesThey were so hopeful
>>5767726477lower right is just medals
>>5767732183/4
>>576762379>1999Know your place zoomers.
>>5767732183/4 just need (YOU)
>>576772647I think I remember hearing that HD2 was planned to be free to playSo it was probably gonna be some intense resource grabbing like Warframe
>>576771812>can access ship panel (vehicle skins) without walking a mile through the cuck tunnelcrazy that even the ship upgrades inconvenience you
Why hasn't arrowhead just done bot or squid controlled bugs yet? It's not like they'd have to do that much to change them except for the models and they don't have to even make them a permanent addition to the faction and just make it a limited story event
>>576773218Full?
helloooooowhere is warbond?
Soon....
>>576773218fvll
>>576774205febrember thirdy fwonst
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241405923590/76561199586955078bots
>>5767756452/4
>16k on self-liberating Hellmirewhy are they like this
>>576775974hellmire is fun
>>576775974fire tornadoes and spore strain is actually peak fun
>>576762379yeahturn 27 in a few weeks too
>>576776035idk I've had enough spore strain it's either this or vanilla bugs recently. I want to fight the other 2 strains
>>576776035Even the fire tornados got nerfed. They used to be fun, they are shit now
>furtroon lobbyNo thanks
>>576775645bwoop, bwoopdiscordtroon lobbybwoop, bwoop
>try to play shitass game>crashnice very cool
>>576776510he's not in the discordtoo much of a faggot
>bugfags blob up on the wrong planets>botfags can't even blob up at all Are squidfags the only non subhuman divers?
>>576776568no such thing as too much of a faggot for the nameclique discord
>Always fight cyborgs>Never fights jeet brigade or incel corps anymore>Always fight spore bugs>Never fights digger niggers anymore>Squids are always appropriators or mindless massesCan we stop with the spore and cyborg spam? Can we actually fight the other sub factions?
>>576776694it's funny you forgot predator strain these fucks haven't been available in months
>>576776694(you) can do whatever you want if you don't follow the MO>>576776796FOMO game design has been a disaster for the games' industry. One of the most insidious methods to generate 'engagement' ever
>>576776890ehhh this game is kinda built around 'fomo' with the changing frontline and campaigns but there is no reason to not wheel out the other factions
So what's the hardest difficulty for mindless masses i've heard that too many enemies get replaced with harvesters and fleshmobs on D10
>>5767772096maybe 7i had 5k total kills on 6 before
>>576773218aiieeee a4 come back
>>5767772096 is ideal for fun pure zombie shooting. I wouldnt really call it more difficult, it just plays like you expect something with the name "mindless masses" ought to play.
>>5767732183/4 we kicked the pub that got your spot
sweden actually used time and resources to turn what was my short cape, into a long cape.... instead of adding content or fixing the game. This is what they do ...
Posted this once and I’ll post it again: there’s zero point in doing a full clear of a map. XP is useless and money is stupid easy to make in this game and caps at 50k for some reason. All that matters are samples, super credits, and warbond medals. It’s my personal pleasure on missions to just drop in, clear the objectives and then call in an extraction while the host is bitching about the one remaining red blip halfway across the map>also I’ve started doing commando missions and stealth is so fucking OP it’s not even funny. My new way of sample farming
>bro I need my samples hurry up we're extractingnewfags are adorable
>>576775974Its negative resistance right now
if you still need samples you shouldn't even be allowed to get a captcha
>>576778462But the red blips on the man, saar. The arties that must be loaded or lidar dish that must be turned when the mission is already completed, saar. The side objective 400m from the extract when the mission is done, saar!
>>576773218SHOOP DA WOOP!
>>576778462>>576778770More stars = more liberation contribution to the galactic war
>>576778462Liberation impact is tied to XP btw, which is why the min max way to have maximum liberation impact is either>Full clear D10 sub 30 minutesOr>Spam D1 and extract as much as you can in 30 minute windowFull clear do matter on D10 for maximum impact but only if you can finish it within 30 minutes
>>576779194>Liberation impact is tied to XP btwretard
>>576778462Posted this once and I’ll post it again: I just want to kill shit and objectives are an excuse to stay on the map. Kill yourself, speedrun tranny.
>>576778462Multiple retards have been saying this since launch. It's meaningless because most people in /hdg/ have everything unlocked anyway and play for fun.>>576779194>Full clear do matter on D10 for maximum impact but only if you can finish it within 30 minutesIt's tied to star rating. We also don't want to constantly be rushing main objectives and extracting for no reason because that's more time sitting in loading screens instead of the actual game. Sure a lot of the side objectives are complete dogshit (arty etc) but that's more of arrowhead's problem.
>>576779507based
How have I have this game for 9 months and the entire left side of the map still isn’t available? I want to be a part of the rematch at Malevelon Creek
>>576777936>His cape doesn't even go past his knees
>>576779173It literally does not.
>>576779890We already did this last year and it sucked because the bots were nerfed into the ground and helldivers were power crept.
>>576779890Malevelon Creek would be a joke if it happened today.
>>576779194>Liberation impact is tied to XP btwThis hasnt been the case for a year
>>576780435>Expecting the retarded tourists that show up and post dump fuck takes based on information from the game that's been changed for well over a year or more now to know what the fuck they are talking about.
>>576775645still waiting here with some hot chicks like pic related for a 4th to join.,...
This would be the community's reaction if we had a battle like Malevelon Creek today.
>>576775645>>576780613try being less of a bitch maybe people will start joining your lobbies
>>576779987your dick doesn't go past your pubic hair, chud
>>576778462>no sc rewards for clearing D10>no increased liberation rate for clearing D10>clearing D10 is counter productive to MOs because they take way longer to clear than D5A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
>>576777936that is pretty insane. of all the things they could be doing they are shadow nerfing capes and not even being as transparent as they said they would be about it
>>576781072They really only take longer because of full clear tism that use up all 40 minutes of a mission and then some. Focusing main and then extracting even in those 40 minute games usually doesn't take longer than 15 minutes, tops.
>>576781072It's called having fun? I agree that there should be some kind of increased tangible reward for clearing 10 but AH would say it gives you more XP and req points to do so and thus it already has a reward
most of you NIGGERS don't have 4-5 million XP needed for lvl 300 so yeah. do yo full clears
>>576777209maybe play the game? nothing spawns on D10 and you can just gape everything with a stalwart. its nerfed to dog water.
I think it's extremely gay and retarded that the xp is already banked
>>576769201gotta be legit retarded to kill yourself if you aren't vantablack or actually permanently paralyzed
>>576781895Going to be funny to go into lobbies and see the no-life faggots and cheaters that are already 300.
If AH added auto reload for non stationary reload weapons as an "accessibility option" how many people do you think would instantly opt out of manual reloading?
>broooo dood why arent you FOOOL CLEEAARING dood dont you want to fight 0 enemies at extractFull-clear niggers deserve the rope.
>>576782421you don't play the game
>>576782421Total brosciencePatrols don't spawn when extract is touching the map borderDevs don't know this because it happens more often on higher diffs and they don't play past D6 on averageThey still haven't done a D10 stream btw :^)
>>576782631Frankly I don't care if the devs can clear D10. Most good games were made by devs that sucked at the game in question.
>>576782767Name 27 such games or ur mr.gay
>>576781356>Turning the lidar dish and loading the arties that are 400m away from extract instead of extracting and going on to a new mission is fun now
>>576781938The only people left are cheating chinese and no life loser like yourself tho. Enjoy your lv300
>>576782631>Patrols don't spawn when extract is touching the map borderno retard, patrols won't spawn from the map border if there's at least one player within 75 meters of the map borderit's the player that blocks spawns; if an extract spawns close to the edge you can just call it in then run off a bit to enable spawns
>>576782891Have fun sitting in a loading screen or whatever. You won't change thread culture, we full clear on d10 because we don't leave a job half finished.
More side obj need to function like raise the flagI want to feel like i'm fighting for critical positionsnot like i'm playin fucking ST cookie clicker
>>576783054Faggot
>>576783104I agree. Enemies should spawn in when i play the game so i have something to shoot.
>>576782421post hours
>>576783104one of the gloom expeditions or whatever actually had cool ideas>repurposes usual main objectives into sideslaunching the icbm or raising flags as side objectives were kino
>>576778462I'm playing for enjoyment which means doing everything. Your mindset is actually troonish.
>>576783104The issue with this is that most side objectives do basically nothing. No one will bother activating the SAM site just to watch it miss every shot and then go idle for the rest of the game because it spawned too far away from all the action.
>>576782631>extract is touching the map borderyeah nigger because guess what they cant spawn from anywhere else, as long as you leave one outpost with atleast one fab in it you will get patrol spawns from it>>576782465>>576783560samefag, pitiful. don't reply 2 me again plz
>>576784363>because guess what they cant spawn from anywhere elsjust move away from the map border you dumb nigger
>>576782767John Romero has been kicking people's asses in doom deathmatch since 1993 to this day and you're still spouting this bullshit, goddamn dude.
>>576784214Have you even played the game? SAM sites don't miss unless there swigger code generated a fucking wall in the way
>>576784363Patrol spawns don't care about outposts and spawn from thin air, stop being retarded and actually research the mechanics in question.
>>576784421you fell for bait
>>576784363post hours faggot
>>576784554
>add full armor customization>revive the clan system>remove stratagem bounceit's literally that simple
>>576785043But I like Stratagem bouncing.
>>576785043>>revive the clan systemThere was never a clan system. You all made something up and then made yourselves mad when it wasnt true.
>>576784436John Romero hasn't made any good games.>but le Doom!That was a team project. Romeo's diakitana is proof of what he's actually capable of by himself and we all know how that turned out.
>>576785043nah
>>576785043Oops, forgot one>make helldivers mobilize 2
>>576785442Wasn't there a minor freakout from the playerbase over the possibility of that happening?
>>576783104Remember when raise the flag was the last kinda hard objective and they fucking nerfed it to the ground ? I remember.
>>576785508This playerbase freaks out over fucking anything. But yes there was an apparent leak.
I suck at farming SC because I just start fuckign around with FRV
>>576785703Remember when raise the flag was the joke mission type reserved for the lowest difficulties? I remember.
>>576785301get beheaded by a migrant swedenigger
>>576781938>no-life faggotsDamn. Imagine playing this life service game for 2+ years, instead of just lurking this thread and shitposting all day/ showing up to shitipost every warbond/content update like a tourist faggot.
>>576785043>>add full armor customization>>revive the clan systemYeah, nobody cares about either of these.
>>576786229I accept your concession, Fanfic-san
>>576783070>Sitting in a loading screen.>He actually sits in the extraction loading screen instead of Returning to Ship the instant the pelican takes off.The only real loading screen I experience now a days is the diving in loading screen.
Is the game worth playing yet?
>>576786540No, and it never will be for tourists.
>>576786540How am I supposed to answer such a subjective question for you?
>>576786540You should try coming to that conclusion on your own, I think
>>576786706Let me rephrase that. Is it worth picking up for a new player? I enjoyed what little I played but quickly noticed all the biomes and missions were pretty much the same no matter what.
>>576786809that hasn't changed and never will
When did they change the ice plant to be able to ragdoll? And did spore strain always spawn double patrols?
>>576786809If that's how you feel, no.
>>576786791Maybe but I've done that with games before, put in 100+ hours only to realize it wasn't actually worth it because it took that long to learn the game, mechanics and then you realize "Oh wait, this actually sucks".
>>576786809>I played but quickly noticed all the biomes and missions were pretty much the same no matter what.that is basically the biggest critique with the game, its all "do thing at A then move to B to do another thing" with different enemies and biome flavoring
>>576787261Is that basically every horde shooter?
>>576786883If the thing you dislike is the repetition, you might never like this game. I love the game, but the missions are all very similar. I like fighting the same enemies over and over and finding new quirks in the way they work. I also like perfecting my execution on specific moves like killing Hulks in one AMR shot or Gunships in two. If that doesn't sound interesting, then the game probably isn't for you.
>>576786540Yes. But if you expect the swedes to do anything beyond the bare minimum then expect to be disappointed.
So are the devs still doing everything in their power to spite the playerbase? I noticed all the recent reviews are good with more than 30 hours played so it leads me to believe the game is trending in a good direction.
>>576787372yeah its probably more of a critique on that genre as a whole but with helldivers they butchered the limitless potential to be had with the galactic war
>>576787458>I noticed all the recent reviews are good with more than 30 hours played
>>576787458No they're past being spiteful. Now they're just morons.
>>576787458>So are the devs still doing everything in their power to spite the playerbase?That was never a thing in the first place. Manchildren think anytime something doesn't go their way then it must be spite. Victimhood behavior
>>576787726>the talking in question: uhhhhghhhh railgun nerfed again or something also joel is personally controlling scavs to rape me
>>576787969those are all negative reviews left by redditors who only played for 30 hours and stopped because of youtuber drama or le ragdolling
>>576787458>>576787726>>576787969>the positive reviews in question
>>576788173They get it.
>>576788239and by it I mean a small stipend of rupees
>>576788173Poor deluded fools... They actually think they're having fun. Don't they realize how bad the game is?
Are the servers still borked
>>576788297hmm
>Like the game>Hate the way arrowhead handles shitWhy is this so hard to understand?
>>576788171well this guy keeps getting his shit nerfed and is getting ragdolled and reloading is too hard and joel is torturing him too. 830 hours close enough
>>576740982Thinking about reuploading my diaper mod out of spite.
>>576788297This but unironically. Same exact kind of cattle that buy shitty demakes and tacky crossovers in droves.
>>576776024>hellmire is funthis, no matter what redditdivers say
>>576788816blast havers, our response?
>>576788816Those people aren't nearly as pathetic or stupid as someone who hangs out in a general for a game he doesn't like.
>>576788816In regards to subjective things, the side who is correct is the side with the most members. You're on the wrong side, anon.
>>576788893self-own lol
>>576788816>I played this game for cattle for 2000 hours but I keep seething about it and also and shitting myself which makes me better or something
>>576788893It's not enough that I hate the game, you should hate the game too.
>>576788987But i love the game though? You're a projecting buffoon.
Who up bouncin they stratagem ball?
>>576788171I have 500 hours and negatived
>niggas cry about ragdolling>ah adds anti ragdolling armor>no one uses it>niggas suddenly stop cry about ragdolling?
>Blow head off bug>It still tracks me perfectly and knows when to swingYuh huh, arrowhead. Did they teach you that in your military larp classes?
>>576789239>create problem>sell solution
>>576789239Most people who weren't mentally disabled stopped crying about ragdolls long long time ago, somewhere around the time rocket devs got their blast radius nerfed
>>576789326A solution no one uses?
>>576789239It doesnt stop all ragdolling though. It doesnt stop the ragdolling from the stupid shit people complain about either.
>buy game>have to buy special edition to get a fucking gun>have to spend dozens/hundreds of hours on diff1, install weird cheat programs, or shill out hundreds for basic content>have to treat the game like a job (or use aforementioned cheats) to grind gacha currencies for said content>and that's before all the dumb shit the devs pullYea I don't recommend this to my friends even if I like playing it
>>576789384works against spore titans and rocket devs yes people complain about these. also gunships probably
>>576789314Keep crying, faggot.
>>576789461>he wants content in the game he paid for>for freehow entitled can you get?
>>576789326No shit they created the problem, the problem is part of the game.
>>576789461>basic contentPretty much all of the warbond content is optional. Some of it is "required" because of how strong it is, but you can still just ignore it and still do fine. Also, you can very easily get several warbonds for free, especially if you get Super Citizen edition, which gives you one free warbond, plus the free super credits from the basic warbond.
>>576789461you don't 'have to' any of that>>576789536You get all the content the game released with and then a lot more that came after. Indeed you are entitled retards.
>niggers roast a game for being p2w>"b-but it's okay when da sweeeeeds do it!"
>>576789314>one-tap commander with eruptor headshot>still summons its assfaggots
>>576789492Youre not a real veteran, sven. You were forced to larp for 6 months
>>576789661>t.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdM2cl5cPlo
>>576789661>"Just play a retarded lobotomized version of the same bruh"
>>576789794I agree, you should clean your room you fucking bum
>>576789787Just lower the difficulty and the mean bugs won't be able to hurt you.
>>576789856Youre not a soldier, sven
>>576789769P2W implies that losing is ever a possibility
>content release approaching>the thread "personalities" are backlower the difficulty, here's my shitty mspaint drawing praise me for it, here is a muslim tv meme with helldivers over the top of it
>>576789942Take your meds.
>>576789923Cope response. You got molested by bugs in a baby tier game.
>>576789339Yeah. Ragdolling has not been problem in long time, some newcomers and retards like to cry about it tho. It was problem when you could not even stand behind cover without ragdolling.>stand in middle of field while enemy is shooting>WHY I KEEP RAGDOLLING!!!!
>>576789847??? you have access to all the same missions biomes and enemies the guy with all warbonds has. not using giga grenades doesn't 'lobotomize' the game.
>>576789314>>576789769I don't have this problem because I either shoot it from far away or take a gun that staggers it. Or I just kill the alpha warriors because they have the same health as normal warriors, and I'd have the be retarded to take a loadout that struggles to kill warriors.
>>576790031>could not even stand behind cover without ragdollingwhy are you pretending this doesn't still happen?
>>576790019You sound mad nobody thank you for your larp
>>576789461I have 450h game time and unlocked almost all warbonds without cheating. I think you are one of those gamers who ditch game after 50h and never touch it again because something new came.
>and I'd have the be retarded
>>576790085Very very rarely to point its not problem or annoying anymore if you stand behind small rock.
>>576790105You sound mad crying about bugs.
>>576790209It's late and I didn't proofread that post. Sue me.
>>576790281Thank you for your larp. Those target dummies never stood a chance
>>576790047>having less ways to play the game doesn't affect gameplayglazer posts without being disingenuous: ̶1̶
>>576790179I have 670h game time and unlocked all warbonds without cheating. I still mostly use strafing run, ops, eat, mg sentry and engineering kit because 99% of all warbond content is pure meme shit.
I can't wait for update tourist to inject some life into this very gay general
>>576790415You never stood a chance against digital bugs lmao.
>>576790480Yes it sure as hell doesn't "lobotomize" it.
>>576790540Those imaginary soldiers you fought when you larped never stood a chance either
>>576790528Wow, you're a boring person.
>>576790573>>576790540Is this some kind of mating ritual?
>>576790636Sven gets really mad when you dont consider his government mandated 6 month larp session as true military service.
>>576790573>Angry schizo is blabbering about random nonsense. Those digital bugs must have traumatized you. Poor thing.
love this little guy
go to bed smokefunds
>>576790726>>Angry schizo is blabbering about random nonsense.Says the Swede who felt personally attacked when I made a snide comment about Arrowheads conscription policy
>>576790636Gurjeet gets really mad when digital bugs fight back against him a videogame.
>Arrowhead and Sweden are so synonymous to me I said Arrowhead's conscription policykek
>>576786854Its just another bug they added at some point ))))
>>576790801I made a insulting comment against you because anyone who still cries about difficulty in this game in 2026 is beyond pathetic. I can't imagine how mentally disabled you have to be to still struggle in this game.
Reminder to all naysayers- /hdg/ is a helldivers 2 POSITIVE SPACE
>>576790747honestly all the small bots should charge at you like this
>>576790886>Arrowhead's conscription policyisn't that just what they call the mandatory 8 month vacation?
>>576790910If you think I was saying the game is too hard and not mocking an obviously retarded mechanic then that is the biggest projection I have ever seen.Just like how your country made a video game where all the soldiers are barely trained.
>>576790979Damn, you destroyed his ass.Well done.
>>576790979You brought it up in the first place because you were struggling against headless bugs. If you weren't struggling with headless bugs then you would have not mentioned it.
>>576790927not even gonna make fun of this because that general sentiment is a serious problem for the video game industry as a whole, and one of the contributing factors to games getting progressively worse
>>576790284It's 1:15 AM, it's basically the afternoon you fucking nigger.
>>576791097Dawg, he already blasted your ass apart with that last reply. Its joever for you.
>>576790979>>576791068Samefag or brown noser. Call it.
>There couldnt possibly be another anon that laughs at me
>>576791175Jesus, please take your nose out of his booty hole. You're gonna catch an infection if you keep doing that.
>>576791282At least his is still intact and unblasted. Unlike yours.
>>576791270>Is that a headless bug?! AHHHHHHHHH ARROWHEAD PLEASE SAVE ME!!!lmao
>>576791349holy shit got him
>>576791349Absolutely annihilated himGod damn, dude. Is that even legal?
>>576791349Stop obsessing over that man's asshole, sugdeep.
only de-armored hulk with 2 saws and increased movement speed can save the game
>>576791375>>576791432>Using your pc and phone to samefagThis is really embarrassing. All this because of digital bugs.
How come arrowhead didn't have mass layoffs yet? Is Sony stupid?
>>576791595They're the only company making money for Sony right now. Cope and seethe about it, shitskin.
>Sven larping as a soldier with ptsd because someone said camping for 6 months isnt real military service
>he still thinks he's talking to a SwedeThis man has been thoroughly buck broken by videogame bugs.
only hulk that is invincible to AT that can be killed with a ap2 weakspot on its back will save the game
>>576790528I can understand Arrowheads point making warbonds mostly meme, because if something really OP came everyone would whine about paywall, even though basic stratagems are good.
Threadly reminder that glazedivers aren't welcome here
>>576792315yeah well what are you gonna do tough guy? suck my dick really hard? LMAO
I think the SOCOM sucks!
>15$ premium DLC weapon>expect it to be badArrowhead NEVER nerf a single legendary warbond and super store weapon
>>576792315Neither are crydivers. They can go back to r eddit.
>>576792418glazing is peak reddit behavior thougheverbeit
>>576792539Not really. Crying and review bombing a game because the enemies fight back is peak reddit behavior.
>>576792414None of the crossover weapons have ever been good, at best they're sidegrades. The closest we've gotten to something decent is the Killzone armor perk, and it's nowhere near game-changing.
>literal redditor
>>576792414>Never nerf a legendary warbond weaponBoth SMGs on both killzone and odst got fucked by the new velocity drag lmfao
bros I'm so hyped for my new gunfus
>>576792392>shoot trooper in the head>it survivesWhat's even the point?
>>576792669>Didn't get the real magnum or the 60 round ARBLEAK
>>576792669idk anon, the Bolt Pistol sounds like a one-handed Autocannon, it could be good
So why is the DSS on a planet we are sieging?
>>576740982Boydiver version where?
>>576792669WASP rapes squids and jeet brigade
>>576792652>predator stalkers badthat's a gear check issue, you need staggerhe's right about hunter acid tho, it's completely impossible to dodge and chunks you for half your health or more>just wear acid resistokay, why isn't there any acid resist armor that isn't paid if it's a 100% necessary requirement for predator strain
>>576792978Because we're currently waiting between MOs and there's nothing to do in the meantime. Not like the Blob is capable of organizing more than 40% for any non-obvious targets outside of an MO anyways, so this is the best use of resources for the current situation.
>>576793341It was also free and not locked behind a DLC purchase.
>>576793547It was gonna be before people chimped out at the first half of the killzone stuff being ridiculously expensive
>>576793446>it's completely impossible to dodge and chunks you for half your healththe trick is to either kill them outright or interrupt with stagger
>>576794438My slight problem with hunters are that very often when you are using flamethrower, they just jump through fire(even if you are shooting their direction) and hit you and just eat your stims, but you have to stim often when playing with fire tho.
>last lobby was hours agodead general
>>576793446>that's a gear check issue, you need staggerDon't most of the guns stagger too? All the ones I've used do so. Shotguns, plasma shotty, and blitzer.
>>576795687I am recovering from a hangover okay?
>Not meleeing hunter mid pounce to stop their attack or outright kill themGenuine skill issue
>>576793446Punisher, the base Shotgun is all you really need for redditor front if you're a newcomer or refuse to cheat or pay the swiggers
>>576796982What do i use if i have every warbond unlocked?
>>576797047Cookout, Halo shotty, Blitzer and Gas Dog (Gas Dog trivializes squids and bugs)
>>576797202Incredibly wrong. You use sweeper if you have it because it fucks everything in the game
>>576797301Sweeper is a premium store front weapon though, not a warbond.
>>576797301>use swigger>get ambushed by a lone pred stalker>die because you do zero stagger and the game do swigger magic by making its melee still hit you even though it died when you shot it
Have they implemented the anti cheat for super credit CE farming yet?
>>576797882holy self report
>>576797882>be a 3rdie>be shit at the game>blame the magical goblins for your shit internetJust kill a chicken and do a little dance, whatever you lip disc savages do when things are unseasoned
How do you make an invite link? I wanna get a lobby going if people are interested.
>>576798707RTFOP
>>576798746Ohhhh I'm fucking stupid, okay.
>>576798746Rape the freakishly obese penguin?
>>576798869sure
>>576799073>lust provokingMore like disgust provoking!
>>576799073
>>576798982We're all gunna make it
>>576799073oh my god bruh
>>576799168>nearly ten years passedhe's plapping PPPs in heaven
>>576799073>click link>the host has left the gameok
>>576799324I got embarrassed and backed out because people disapproved of my image choice.
Okay... who raped the new guy?
>>576799425Pussy
>>576799425you shouldn't care too much
I don't want to be in hellmire anymore
>>576799425This gen is a locker roomTake the bantz
>>576799478>>576799509>use image>people dislike it>take it down>people dislikeWhat do you want from me dawg?
Squid front status?
>>576799729the people here just want a link so they can play with their fellow /hdg/cels, no one cares about the picture
>>5767998924 more days
PRIORITY ALERT: JOEL STRIKES BACK
>>576799729You can just delete the picture; you don't have to delete the whole post (not that you should do either, because you shouldn't really take those reactions to heart)
Lobby... doko
>>576800285>Ujeet and Jewl fail to thwart bot MO with bug side order>Reclaim their izzat by sieging hellmire in retaliation>Hellmire getting liberated quickly after bot MO ends>Ujeet and Jewl shocked and in panic siege two more planetsAll because they already wrote the script that Hellmire is under terminigger control.
>>576800783LSD furfag here, im back bitch>>576775645steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241428984912/76561199586955078
>>576801030NWF
>>576800285Doesn't matter, we've successfully won the campaign and are getting the armor no matter what. Even if we utterly fail this MO (which we won't since Joel always goes easy on the bug fuckers), he's not going to push it any further after the 12th because he's going to have to start putting up squid MOs.
>>5768010302/4, don't leave me alone with this diseased maniac
>>576799576Same. I am tired of only having 30-40 fps.
>>576800814>All because they already wrote the script that Hellmire is under terminigger control.But the two sieges won't stop us from taking Hellmire, we're taking it either way.
>>576800285YOU NO TAKE HELLMIRE
>This is how smokedivers be looking at you like after dropping an orbital smoke at the bot drop like they were being helpful
>>576802376I look like this
In order of page's sorting:Chemical AgentsTruth EnforcersServants of FreedomMasters of CeremonyForce of LawControl GroupDust DevilsPython CommandosRedacted RegimentSiege BreakersEntrenched DivisionExo ExpertsI only play occasionally and never really got into the Chinese SC farm period. Assuming the 40k bond does not turn out to have dogshit performance by unfortunate numbers, or maybe even assuming it does turn out that way, which other warbond(s) from here should I take for maximum utility? I will most likely paypig the 2100 SC pack and scrounge the rest from pickups and warbond refunds.
>>576799576>>576800285Thank you Joel
>>576802524
>>576802639>Force of Law in FBut the Arc GL is actually good and the armor perk is peak survival on botsMeanwhile siege breakers is in B despite being a pure meme warbond with nothing but silly, wacky, useless stuff?? Or control group that only has the warp pack going for it?
>>576802376>how tank divers look at you trying to lure you into the gunner seat
>>576802639I could correct this but I'd betray my esoteric knowledge and potentially expose myself to nerfnigger revenge tattling
>>576802097ahh a swedish rose
>>576803095I look like this
>multiple onlyfans e-whore posts ittThis general is beyond saving
>>576803202do it dammit
>solo silo
How will the new 40k tourists compare to the xboners?
>>576804430>the gay station? or the gape station?
>>576804514>What could have been
>>576804514how is anyone supposed to know that when we don't even a stat sheets for the weapons? All we know is that the armor perk will be a straight upgrade over peak phsique and pretty good in general, but the armor sets are unfinished minimum effort garbage that looks like shit.
>>576804596>le wholesome shovel reddit regiment>another melee weapon>no support weaponReddit is a block down to the left, xer.
>>576804908I cant understand you with that boot in your mouth
>>576804596>muh krieginto the trash it goes
>>576805076>I NEED to buy GW overpriced slop>but you're the corporate bootlickerbuckbroken playerbase
>>576805076>you are a bootlickerGo away nigger
hello, can someone recommend me a build and faction to play with the variable primary?
>>576805185>>576805412Sorry what was that? Something about you buying whatever slop is in front of you? You don't care that its bad? How brave of you to admit tourist.
>>576805412>defending redditGo back
>>576804753>Heavy and MediumCan't even use the new passive on light armor.
lobby... doko...
>>576805917>reddit tourist attempting to false flag others 2/10 bait newfag
>posting reddit reaction images when you get btfo and defend swedniggers for no justifiable reason Actual mental illness
>not selling the most popular paypig regiment is corporate greedinsane mental gymnastics
>>576805604you can't handle my loadouts
>>576806323They could sell 1 gun and sloppers like this >>576806336 would buy it and praise sw*den while getting cucked
>>576804908>>576805098I've been alive long enough to see 4chan make a bunch of OC and memes about a relatively niche guardsmen faction, krieg, and then those memes leak out into the normiesphere and now it's "reddit" to like krieg. I'll probably even get a reply saying "krieg has always been reddit". I hate the contrarians trying to fit in so much
>>576806873They're newfags. They have no idea what they're talking about.
>>576806873Holy UNCKEKAROOO ROFL
Redditors won't post their favourite boydiver, this is how you know they are inferior
>SEAnigger is backcanary in the coal mine
New>>576807285>>576807285>>576807285
>>5768069954chan isn't just the site you go to anonymously hate on shit you don't like. That's just a bonus
>>576806873culture changes over time
