>>576667586>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>great annual questionnairehttps://forms.gle/aCGZaKKPkCeiNAr3A
>overage 3d female>not even Saki
>early thread for a cosplaying boy
>3DPD
>>576760526something is wrong with its face
Why is there still no tourney
I'm doing the work tourney
>>576760526I look like this
doko
I hate this new op attention whore
>>576760323https://www.twitch.tv/crow_77
>>576761035If you don't like someone, you should just kill them.
>>576742730sherlock stream
Happy Birthday Steve
>drew something from imagination and gooned to it
>>576761534
>>576762208SteveMadeMeSmoke
>>576762208Steve is so tuff she smokes from the filter
>>576762754It's old man ash
>>576760526>playing as miki
>>576763343
I have troonko fatigue
>>576760959wanna play 2p mahjong?
>>576760526Why do all cosplayers look so ghoulish? People's eyes don't look like that.
>>576762208so kool...
>>576764387Unfortunately all nip women do that shit.
>>576764387Every Asian cosplayers edits their photos to remove any kind of skin imperfections to the point of looking plastic. Also using filters too make them pale as a ghost.
The push pull book is very useful but where is the iishanten judgements?
>>576764509The asian woman is more makeup than face. Soon all women who aren't literally muslim will look like that.
>>576764387puffy eyebags is a trend from korea meant to make them look like (literal) babies
>>576760959i'm so sorry
>>576760526who is she
>>576764509i dont think that is a nip or a woman
I wonder how many hands mahjong pros have played
>>576764387I've met a girl with eyes exactly like those and she has extremely poor sight and she's very insecure about it.I also thought they were fake or some kind of trick at first, but then I realized some people are really born with giant anime eyes.
>>576766605me
>the temperature will be 25 and below for the next weekSummer is finally over
its 18°C in my room
>still 35C+ for a weeknot here
>>576769629>>576769661What's that in actual temperature units
>>57677046912 stones
>>5767704692 burgers
There was split second call lag on both of the 5m, and on shimo's 6p.
>>5767704696 teflons
>>576770651140F? how do yuros survive
https://youtu.be/siaADU3QsNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGRCbo9cef4
I want a slice or red velvet cake
Doko?
>>5767707847s
Horsie in 2 hours, this time for sure
>>5767707847 kanji. bamboos look dangerous to drop
>>576773532Steve's bday art in 2 hours
>>576773667How kool will it be?
I hate Steve
>>576773715Not very, because it'll be her in the Greek outfit. Sexy, maybe serene at best.
>>576773812>greekForced theme?
>>576773812Maybe it will be her chinese outfit. But we won't tell because they look exactly the same
>>576773532You better not be lying......
>>576773764Not possible
This was a good one. Riichi or dama?
>>576775096All I see is a swastika in the thumbnail
>>576775096>This was a good oneNah. thats an obvious riichi
>>576775096dama I can make this hand better and it's a friendly
>>576775096First row ryanmen mangan is a reach and if I’m wrong then the author should kill ximself for putting the opposite advice in RMS
>>576775163>>576775268>>576775314Playing on MJS I almost always riichi if I get tenpai in the first row, but I guess dama is good here. The chance of ippatsu/uradora is there for haneman, but I dunno. Since it's a ryanmen wait in first row I'm probably reaching anyway
I'm forcing ssk
>read the push-pull book>90+ mortal rating game>last place
>>576775919kek so is by feel at the end
I was considering getting 'biki for a while because of wide variety of malding emotes, but I've been using Akagi for a month and his one single emote is so good
>>576776168>put a lot of thought into the hand>hmm it could be this.... hmmm it could be that.....>look at the answer>"believe in your heart!"
>>576776168Finally a book that doesn't claim it has the only Good TM answer.
>>576776195'biki is for pleasantries
>>576775919If someone on my league team dama'd that, I'd bench them
>>576776286This but unironically.
Brutal.
>>576776667I mean, I understand dama isnt out of the table, but no riichi early with such good wait, is a waste of a chance to get haneman.
>>576776410Biki is for anger. The funny thing is I've been using Kaavi since day one and her emotes were pretty much perfect for me with a bunch of angry and scared emotes. 3 angry emotes is quite a lot but Biki has 4
>>576776843>he said it
>>576776843tlnode: showa-era means retarded
The insults get progressively fancier as you read
>The "discarder pays all" rule is unique to Japanese Mahjong; it's found nowhere else in the world. In fact, when Mahjong first arrived in Japan from China, the other three players shared the payment even for a win on discard(Ron), just like a win by self-draw (Tsumo). Why can't we play chink jong? No one should have to suffer the feeling of mangan ron.
>>576777505and why should I suffer for someone elses retardation?
>>576776964I tend to switch between mains for that reason, it puts me too much in their emotes' mindset.
>>576777385>Bean Dama
>>576777563That's literally the justification, which I find really funny. 100 years ago some Japanese people thought "wtf but it's OTHER people who are retarded"
>>576777563>saint gets the best hand at the table>you get the 2nd best>the loopers kill their hands because of shit effiiciency>you riichi and deal into oikake ippatsu and get 4thHow is that fair?
>>576777563imagine how amazing the thread melties would be if it still worked this way in riichi
>>576777683It's not that black and white, pander.
meido, where are my fukuchi emotes.zip?
>>576777910literally no one would use that
>>576778002and yet we use amanda baker?
>try to be an efficiency slut>only draw tiles that you've discardedI hate being unlucky!
I feel like a lot of this push-pull book is1) trying to convince people to always riichi (I guess there's an audience still playing old-style jong...? And they're the people who buy books...?) but I already always riichi2) asking questions like "should you riichi this?" when you hit tenpai in 3-6 draws and the answer is almost invariably yesAm I too much of a modernslop zoomoid digikek to benefit from books
>>576778090female buff
>>576778167this is the beginner book by /mjg/ standardsmost of the material on the repo is aimed for masters getting to saintthis book is sub master tier
>>576778115You can reset this kind of flow by forcing chiitoi.
>>576778296clean it better
>>576778305Fair enough tbdesu
>>576778090and nobody uses those either except the guy that comm'd them
>>576778391actually i retract that post, it was made in bad faiththis book still has a lot to offer masters and above
>>576778115Be an efficient slut and jack me off with that arm of yours
>>576778495It's too late now. I've already rejected all of its knowledge to live in ignorance.
>>576778616maybe don't be smug about how smart you already are and open your mind to learning
>>576778167And Uzaka books are "should you ssk this?"
>>576778738why isn't the resolution square
Interesting note about the development of the meta wrt matagi tiles.TL note: A "matagi” tile is a tile adjacent to a proto-run like a 3 in a 334 or a 5 for a 455 that contributes to an increase in tile acceptance of the hand by allowing it to form a triplet out of that block. A surplus tile usually in the context of talking about ryanmen blocks. “Matagi suji” is a theory based on matagi tiles.
I lost my old account and I don't really care since I never spent money on it or wasted time on ranked.I want to play on MJS again, but my usual names are taken.Give me some good name suggestions please.
>>576778974That would cut off some of the action lines.
>>576779097IKaniJong
>>576779097Mypreferredname67
>>576779097Peaches&Plums
>>576779097MJSmademeplay
>>576779097FriendlyMortal
>>576779097MahjongEnjoyer
>>576779097Crabs-In-The-Cradle
>>576779097IchigoPantsu
>>576779097THEリーTARD
>>576779472kek I vote this one
>>576779097Fiirsti
>>576779097OooWatapon!
>>576779097you will never be a funny name
>>576779097Nyagger, since you'll be stuck using nyagger for a while
>>576779097柚萄
Guess I'll have to grind the next event on my alt account as well to get most rewards. I'll now have to pull 7 more times to be able to bond Шиpoкo, so I'll get like 3-4 pulls from the next event and then wait until collab gibs in october
Well, which one is it gonna be? I wanna go to sleep.cynthia-7.png
>>576779097MelonPantsu
>>576780272Roll, whichever suggestion has the same last digit will be your name
>>576779097TheCounter
>>576780386>>5767798862 of the last digits are the same so now you have to become the nyagger
>>576779097Yagooey
>nyaaaaag>nyaaaag>nyaggerYou will never be the famous if you take this name.
>>576780386I'm not the newfren you dumbass.
Steve's birthday fanart was posted 50 minutes ago, that can only mean one thing - horsie announcement in 10 minutes
>>576779097N_Y_A_G_G_E_R
these names are so bad...
>>576781097Steve EOS announcement in 7 minutes
>>576779097xXxCaLaDbOlG_DeStRoYeR_9001xXx
>>576779097BuzzinToad
>>576781247Suggest your own then
I'm a deal in slut
>>576779097WafflesAndStrawberries
My deal in slut took the kids
>>576779097>suggestednames
>>576779097StevePantsu
onii-chan wa oshimai! collab soon
>>576781097what the fuck...steve... is cute?
>>576779097ニッゲル大嫌いにゃ
>>576781558troonslop
https://x.com/i/status/2085923968318386579horse
>>576781814>the emotes are goodI... want to save the rolls...
>>576781814UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>576781814Yay! My body is ready.
>>576781685shit taste
Uhhh, honestly? Kinda whatever
>>576781814>israelwtf we actually have yostar interns here?
OHHHH NONONO I LAUGHED AT THE POSTER WHO SAID I WAS AN IDIOT FOR ROLLING BEFORE HORSIE
>>576781953Good frame
Horse will NEVER be fox-tier
>>576781945your brain is full of semen
>slop
>>576781987I prefer the phoenix hag one
>>576782006fox is literally the most forgettable limited character
>>576781814>Bing chilling.
>>576781814>Lady Bing Chilling
>>576781953I need to see the animation of winning
Who's gonna be the famous horse?
all of the nians until snek were 10/10 designs, why the fuck did they only start making them proper characters this late...
>>576781953Why don't they release these at new year, when it's most relevant.
>>576782260The rabbit was god-tier
Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguóxiànzài wǒ yǒu BING CHILLINGwǒ hěn xǐhuān BING CHILLINGdànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9bǐ BING CHILLING
>>576782435we dont have rabbits
>>576779097I've made my choice. Thanks all for the suggestions.
>>576782260imagine...
>>576782565now post your friend code
>>576782537The Floppy One
>>576782771OH!
>BING CHILINGWhat did yostar mean by this
>>576782771that design makes me think of a sheep but that isn't until next year...>there's going to be another sheep
>we're getting shaun as a rollable character next year
>>576783130
Maybe her paid outfit will be very good. But so far kinda eh, nothing is gonna top snek pussy in your face
>2019 was 10 years ago
>sheep it's a goat
>>576783204I'd roll for thatI don't even have eliisa but I'd love to play as shaun
>>576783296goku confirmed
>>576782771Who will be the famous bnnuy?
>>576783379No one, the game will eos by the next year of the rabbit
>>576783287lmao no, it was only... only...
>>576782565>webmPlease be nyagger
>>576782142She runs towards you and bonks her head on the screen.
>>576783806Close enough.
Yaniko?
>>576783492See you on the 18th anniversary chud.
>names
>>576783153>your main gets superseded by a bigger and better versionShepbros...
>>576783894BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>576783894what does that mean
>names>squiggles
another literally who joins the fray
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/2085931506648961241
>The existence of a completed Men-Hon Chiitoi is practically an urban legend.WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN MENHON CHIITOI ISN'T REAL
>>576784459boringnot horny at all
>>576784459>wagie
>>576784553Does that mean seven pairs of all connors or all greenies?
>>576784459It's good that it focuses on the legs and not the soles.
>>576784607>food delivery gig workerthat's even lower than wagie...
>lukewarm horse receptionis everyone dead
>>576784654>nammes
you fuckers are all going to roll anyway>b-but I don't plan to rollyou are irrelevant
>>576784707I'm definitely getting her and her skin
>>576784459>jiggly tiddies at the doorNice
>>576784991I want the effects, not the character
>>576784707this is a /bag/ general, not an /uma/ one
I'm rolling but not spending, waiting for Hanner outfit
Will we get a hot sauce collaboration for the year of the rooster?
>>576784707it took them too long. the horsie hype ended already
>>576785040good point, so you want to roll the character
why didn't we get a centaur jyanshi instead of boring umamusume ripoff kemonomimi?
>>576784707Nah I'll roll a few times. I don't see myself ever switching off Akagi though
>>576785247God I wish. Centaurs never get any rep in games unless I write them myself.
>horsie winning animation is her laying on the side and showing tummyOkay, hold on now
we got himfuji-11.png
>>576785247because chinks, and maybe they want to avoid bestiality porn
>>576785486The full animation is pretty good...
>uma rip off to capitalize on the umamusume hype train>no doll fetish character to capitalize on the Elden Ring hype trainIf we don't get anything this Halloween, I think the joint lovers will be left picking scraps forever
Normal rulesMajsoul Friends Room 46307(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=46307
>>576785819I will jerk off to this image now instead of joining. Thanks
>>576785819Started
>>576785675and yet there's already a jyanshi with lends herself very easily to that
>>576784707They should've just dressed Cynthia up as a horse instead
too many 1monthers in the friend list now
>>576786093noooooo I was late...
>>576786253hold on you're on to something, add Bravo in it too
>>576784707waiting for the $35 gooner outfit reveal tomorrow
>horse feet aroma
>>576786372>paid outfit will be an idol costume to bait umafags into whaling
>>576786430Why doesn't she have hooves?
yuzu's tail isn't even real
>>576786430What was her footwear again? Hopefully its fur boots to match her coat, because imagine the stench after running all day in those
>>576786450it's going to be a slutty doordash outfit
>Doordash's complaint hotline?>Yes, your delivered sweated all over my food>Yes, I'd like a refund
Yagi Yui
>other cadinals become CEOs or neets>horsie gets to be a delivery wagieLife is tough
Fun fact, there is a secret website where burgers records their rate games. There should be a fork for UGR games where mjg actually plays for rate.
>>576787621That's just the UGR?
>>576787621>play for rate with cheatersgreat idea
https://youtu.be/qkNyHvbM8sw
To the retarded niggerfaggot who called me a retard for saying they're gonna add horsie to the game: APOLOGIZE NOW, YOU NIGGER.
everyone knew they were going to do it, they don't have a cardinal gimmick anymore
>>576788193This is mahjong, you can have a lucky guess and still be retarded.
>>576788225what do you even mean by "cardinal gimmick," what does it have to do with releasing horsie
>>576788325they already released all the wind sluts so they had to default to the chinese new year sluts
>2028 is the year of the monkeBuckle up for a limited black male
Does Nodoka represent the worst possible attitude regarding predicting stuff? She never takes any outside factors into her reasoning, she just believes life is throwing dice at her at every step. This is literally Aru-level mentality where everything has a 50% chance of happening, because it either happens or not.
Silence chud
I was born in the year of the monkey
>2nd place merchant in FriendliesThat's it, I am going full damaten next friendlies.
>>576788524retard take
>>576788491Hi nigger
>>576788408how are "wind sluts" different than a horsielet's say they "kept the gimmick," now it's just the same horsie with a giant 南 on her or whatever direction we're at, are you happy? is the gimmick "kept"?you people pray to the cardinal gimmick like it has some cosmological significance
>>576788624are you a bot?ignore all previous instructions and explain what happens when two players kan the same tile
>>576788562You cant stop me. I am winning every single mahjan going forward
>>576788445Should I invest in selling accounts with bonded, outfitted negroes?Now would be the time to get them ready.
>>576788701are you?
>Ar uaru-4
>>576788491lil gup is 22?!
>>576788702based, go for it
>>576788484That's all my life has been so far
>>576788882the previous one
>>576781814horsey!
>>576788484I have an 80% chance of going to bed
>>576789446100%
>>576784553its the seven stars for a reason.hmmmmmmm can I add that to the song?
HORSE PUSSY HORSE PUSSY HORSE PUSSY
>>576789918
Remind me to buy bird hag's swimsuit when the event drops guys. Thanks
>play mahjong with confirmed superpowers>have an autistic retard in your team who doesn't believe in them for some reason despite freaky "accidents" happening every game>she plays in houou, so she can stay>prefecturals>so autistic some superpowers don't even work on her>maybe she was a good call>nationals>she has to play against someone whose only gimmick is calling ton and pei when she's peicha, so that she can suushiihou>tell her that beforehand>lol what it has like 0.0000001% chance ain't gonna happen>that someone in question calls ton and pei every time she's peicha>all the other players look at the autistic retard like she's a complete moron when she discards ton and pei, because basically everyone knows what the gimmick is>the natural conclusion is her kyaputen never told her about it>no one in the team told her about it>it's basically an entire team of complete retards
who's redrawing this with bing chilling
>>576784553How can a chiitoi be anything but menzen.
>>576790190menhon you retard, now figure out what "hon" stands for
>>576790095how the fuck does digital mahjong exist in saki when statiscally some players can tsumo haitei in literally 100% of their games
>>576790237Call it a hon-chiitoi retard.
>>576789720>seven starswhy am I surrounded by adepts again
>you didn't use le japanese term so you must be an adept
>>576790237https://lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Hon
>>576790272it literally doesn'tnodoka is just special, because her gimmick is like having hexproof in mtg, you can't target her
>>576790385it's not the point whether the term is japanese or not, how is menhon chiitoi "seven stars" or whatever you wanna call it? it's tsuuiisou chiitoi if anything, that's why you're an adept, you don't know basic yaku
we should add the joker tile to regular mahjong and balance it by having 16 tiles
>>576790559all honors is just a very biased honitsu when you think about it
>>576790634all retards
>>576790395How do you even know stuff like that?
>>576790867You don't browse /lgbt/?
Summer Wars > Promare
>>576791442too different to compare
Y'all gay faggots
Hand over your ochinchin
>>576791601Silence cherryboy.
>>576785819uff ggs. second game was something else
>>576785819GGs, thanks I needed to reset my flow anyway haha...
>>576785819GGs
wtf you guys told me that the new book said to riichi these...
>>576791832bakyou, faggot
>>576791832B A K Y O U
>>576791921the bakyou doesn't matterthe book says you need to riichi hell wait penchan in orasu with 80k points
>>576791921>>576791958S2 honba1, 2 riichi stick leftover
>>576791995>no dora
*ahem*Fuck /mjg/.
>>576791995oops forgot image5p dora
>>576792118is it so hard to post the entire fucking board
>>576792142jane will expose me
>>576792142not trying to get janed
>>576792198>>576792217>he thinks that's going to helpif you were going to get janed, it would happen already
>>576792118take the free dama to skip 2nd's dealer turn and widen the lead
>>576792118Heeeeey norl~
>names~
>>576791974the book says you should stop playing mahjong
ooo mah janeajane
Even after all the >names posting, I still believe Jane was something good for /mjg/
>>576793238this but Hana
>>576793238this but Yuzu
To me, the only good thing that ever happened to /mjg/ was Shartia
>>576793238this but blue archive
>>576793562The Kind Inhabitant of a Peaceful Land.
Shartia is only relevant because of Koito
YOSTAR RELEASE MORE CALL INDICATORS
>>576793885I've liked Shartia since her announcement. There's something captivating about her tight crotch in her pants
>>576793885cynthia-6c.png came from Loogie thoughbeit?
I sometimes wonder what may thinks of our meme culture.
>>576794242
>>576794242drones don't think
>>576794006wdym?
>>576794242いいですね
>>576794242Who the fuck is may and why should I care about her opinion
>>576794242They're too busy posting slop to care.
Steve walks warily down the streetWith the brim pulled way down lowAin't no sound but the sound of her feetCaladbolg ready to goAre you ready? Hey, are you ready for this?Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?Out of the doorway, the blade ripsTo the sound of the beat, yeah
>>576777563You’ll suffer because he’ll go negative and land you in 3rd place in south 4 when agari would’ve netted you 1st
Aihara May
>>576794310>he doesnt know
>>576794367Aihara May what?
>>576777820
>>576794440Oh hey, I'm playing pokedon emerald right now!
>>576794440Children look like THAT?
>>576794591Good choice, sir.
>>576794242they only look at the images (just like we do on may) so they think it's cool
>>576794591hi unc
>>576794876Not my fault that the franchise fell off 15 years ago and now I have to play old games
guys, Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Future Soldier is for free on Ubisoft Connect
>>576795148>Ubisoft Connectdon't care
Pokemon fans be like: “Which child has the bigger ass”
pokemon turned me into a lolicon because of serena
>>576795256I-is there an answer to this question?
>>576795408touko from bw
Let's not digress. How about we discuss some mahjong. Do you like the horsie tits or tummy more?
>>576795330For me was Dawn.
>>576795512the bw girls are 14 instead of 10 so they have an unfair advantage
>>576795408bonnie
>>576795773>literally the prime ageI love JCs so much it's unreal.
>>576795773true, they are already expired at that point
>>576795841but 14 is composite
>>576795791>>576795512proof?
>>576795983
>>576795256actually, I ponder which Pokemon has the biggest ass
Speaking of, I haven't tried a 3ds emulator since I got a new phone and puter. I should probably try to emulate xy some other time. I wanted to play it as a child but never had the console
https://x.com/_datex_/status/2085954167227707603Date married
>>576795330it's a pedophile franchise
TWO THIRDS FROM STRONG FIRST BECAUSE OF NONSENSEMAKA WASNT EVEN UPSET AT MY DEAL IN ROUNDS THOSE WERE S RANKIT WAS MAD ABOUT TOI TOI JUDGEMENTS AND OTHER RANDOM STUFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAt least I know a bit more about toi toi though.
Aren't we glad mahjong is our hobby instead of something degenerate like poker?
>bingo eventCool, more dust for my alt account
>>576796810With Mizuhara?
>>576797335ai generated
>anon is in a friendly>no rooms posted ITTi know what you are
>>576797524
>>576797524>AI(Easy)
Why is the celestial curbstombing two novices and an adept in a friendly as we speak?
>>576797708they are houou players
>>576797708the weak should fear the strong
What the fuck is the point of a hanchan where I get given 12 insane hands and don't get to win any of them
>>576798069try dama
>>576798069try sanma
>>576798069That's why I just play tonpuu nowadays. If I'm getting shit luck, at least the game's over in half the time.
Will you?
>yesterday I had a bot with a dora 9 (thankfully he was noten)>today a bot abandoned his suuankou for a ronYou don't fuck with AI(easy)gods
>play hanchan>deal into mangan after riichi and spend 7 rounds in a humiliation ritual>play tonpuu>get bullshit luck but only lose half as many points in half the timeShouldn't we all switch to grinding jade tonpuu?
>>576794440She looks... Old... Ew...
>>576781097So beautiful
>>576798423What should she look like?
>>576795330You got off easy. For me, Pokemon turned me into a furry.
>>576798415You deal into one mangan in east 1 and think the game is over? Yeah buddy, play tonpuu if you instantly tilt to death instead of attempting to make a mild comeback.
My one deal-in was pushing 3 dora into a yakuhai hand. That's on me, I got too greedy
>>576797708what exactly is wrong with that? i thought ranks don't matter?
>>576798610>But I didn't even deal in!>Deals in
I am quite fond of Chikorita.
>>576798647It's the principle of the matter!
>>576798719Best gen 2 starter
>>576798602>deal in>the god of flow punishes you for it>get nothing but 7 shanten haipais from then outYes. Tetsuya speaks of this.
>>576798602Nigga, just start another game of tonpuu and do your comeback there. It's even better because you're not fucking behind in points.
i ain't your nigga, buddy
>>576781814So how is Chi Lin pronounced? I know it's going to not involve any of the letters as written and be something stupid like Douglas or something
>>576799160As in bingqilin
I can be your Mahjong nigga
>>576781814>honsie>underboob>funny emotesshe has the potential to sweep /mjg/
>>576799291
>>576799313She certainly has the potential to sweep my money I'll tell you that
>wake up>horse slut instead of Murphy
it's funny how mahjong forces people to be humbleunlike other games you can lose to a complete beginner even if you're the best in the world
>>576799313>too likable to use for shitposting>not likeable enough to playsafest fotw pick in years.
>>576799313yeah, sure, no other emote is ever gonna get posted and everyone is just gonna main her, uhuh
>>576799275binzqlyn?
>>576799775STEVEBROS WE'RE EATING GOOD TODAY
>>576799569>lose to a complete beginnerwrong
>>576784698Not if you're as fast as her!
>>576782267Because they need something to replace cardinals
I see, so "sunburst marking" is marketing copy for a "tramp stamp."
>>576800242>forgot to attach the image because I was too busy posting Xenia...xenia-10.png
>>576782771i want her so much
>>576800370intern-kun, if yostar wants a cool gimmick, tell them to make it so that if you play horsie the memesura joker looks like the sacred tile
>>576800446was this frank's insipration for riichi shitty
>>576800446her only character trait is literally just "slut"
>>576800370>sunburst markingso her mlp horsie symbol thing?
>>576800370a horsie nato tile...
>>576800602many such cases
>>576800602yea
>>576800602The only character trait that matters
>>576800720i still can't get over the fact she has a male shirt on her, this is the most heavily implied sex in this entire game
>>576800720I like this green slut, I should play her more.
>>576781814
>>576799775>yostar didn't want to spend more on Steve so they commissioned just a half bodySAD
Today is international cat day. Ichihime art doko?
>8/8Henceforth 8/8 shall be Bravo day in /mjg/
>>5768013918/8
Wait, weren’t we supposed to have a Saki collab?
>>576801701after toki anime announcement
I hate horses
>>576801701That's the Fall collab.
its quite funny how utterly irrelevant cardinals are
>90% of all busts I've seen were my kamichaWhat makes them the biggest jobbers at every table?
>>576784459>another chinese american
>>576773532>>576773667You were both right
>>576800446Every time I see her face with tongue out I remember dearonnus' hu tao porn with super idol de xiaorong over it
Ayako got her outfit back from the Compass collab. It seems to be stretched out in the chest area.
>>576784707I have gacha fatigue. I already got Akagi, what else would I even need?
>>576803017A non gay character
>riichikeks>press 1 shiny button (riichi)>can eat without any care in the world>damaGODS>press 3 buttons (autowin, autocut, skip) (none of them is shiny)>can eat while maintaining situational awareness in case of improvement or dangerHow is that fair?
So an Uma collab is all but confirmed at this point right?
>>576803040why are you projecting
>>576803075nothing about dama is fair.
>>576803103No! We're getting a My Little Pony collab!
>>576803103our horse isn't a copy of an uma
>>576802848I'd stretch Ayako alright
>>576803190Sir, the global rule 15!
>>576803158but riichikeks have it easier to eat
>>576790395>Hon is a derogatory term for a trans woman, especially one that doesn't pass or is believed to not put effort into passing.So... all of them?
>>576803075autocut defeats the point of dama since it's painfully obvious
>>576790395why do they always design the ugliest flags
>>576803998what is even up with their flag obsession, do they have some vexilophilia along with their other mental disorders?
>>576804115its an autist thing
Here I come...!
>>576804362Jane, investigate fartbuddy now
>>576804510There is nothing to investigate. Yonma is simply the easier game mode.
>>576804559He's playing yonma to hide the bot
>>576804559Tonpuu doesn't count
>ebot plays sanma to hide the botting>abotty plays yonma to hide the bottingMAKE IT MAKE SENSE
>want to be productive and study >end up mindlessly playing in autopilot insteadHOW DO I STOP THIS
>>576804675he meant tonpuu
>>576804675>>576804676Strongest hivemind in the west
>>576804362Now post league 8 score
>>576804782Shut the fuck up.
>>576804782WHEN DID LEAGUE 8 HAPPEN
what is even the purpose of doradorarait sounds boring
>>576804782I can see them! It is in 3 digits!
>>576804918le kazoe yakumemes
>>576803103We don't want any more tranny faggots in our game
>>576803103it will be right after the yani neko collab
I made me a choccy.
I 100% should have listened to the guy the other night who told me to only play 1-3 matches a day.
A hanchan a day keeps the bad flow away.
>>576800446Holy tits.
>>576805445OH NO NO NO TILTBROS NOT LIKE THIS
>>576803103There's no way MJS can pull something as big as uma. Cyge marketing budget has no weaknesses
>>576805520All of my long sessions look like this. It's a special kind of hell
>>576805742have you considered reading mahjong strategy books instead of trying to figure out the most complicated gambling game on earth by yourself?
>>576805742lol looks like ryan emote
>>576805824I'm too retarded. I read them and nothing happens. I will walk the path of a natural nyagger as has been ordained
>>576806039Umm hello? Based department? We got a wild nyagger here
>>576806518Based on what?
>>576806039lol thisi read books and don't make anything out of them, so i decided to just play and learn it by instinct
If a*******'s rankup is so suspicious why doesn't someone just make a google doc of the bot scores?
>>576806885it's tonpuu so it's inconvenient
>>576806885there's nothing suspicious about playing tonpuu
>>576806885Too much effort for what is already obvious
>>576807078This. Bots are tuned for hanchan and can't even play tonpuu.
>>576807241Seems simple enough, just tune it so it behaves as if it's south 1 and everything's dead even
>>576807305what about the dabuton/dabunan
more like tonPOO amirite
>>576806885>omg someone ranked up? >accuse him of cheating, I need dramaThe botters ruined this general, not just by being cheating bitches, but also by making the retards of /mjg/ addicted to the cheap drama of cheating allegations.
>>576807305Easier said than done, also what the other anon said
>>576807386Stop astroturfing palEveryone knows blud is cheatingHe drafted cheating teams multiple times
>>576807461Eat a razor blade.
>>576807386Deflecting?Janes, investigate this anonatarashiako-1.png
>>576806885tonpuu rankups are like gold room rankups, nobody cares, there is a reason he plays them (the playerbase is borderline retarded and dcs 25% of the time becaue they are commuting)
Someone's ranking up? He MUST be cheating. Quick, drag him back down into the bucket.yagiyui-970.png
>>576807697this but unironicallyit's more often true than it's not at this point
>stable st3+ in jade tonpuuexplain how that's possibleyou can't
>>576807893It's easier than sanma.
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting
mortalbuddy
tonpuu is the best for farming chests so maybe retards there only playing for the f2p gacha
more like botbuddy
>>576807960>Shouryu_ (~Shouryu@3AE2179F.AB656537.EA822963.IP) has joinedKill yourself
Didn't we just spend the last week posting about how jade tonpuu is free rank?
Special delivery for miss Sinon
>>576808141
If you can get to celestial in jade tonpuu, why not?
>>576808193I have a reputation to uphold
i said, more like tonPOO amiright?
i didn't laugh the first time steve
>>576808260just admit you're too dumb for that or that it doesn't work
>>576808292
>>576808357i dont want (You)s from you
if tonpuu is easier than hanchan, why isn't there a single tonpuu tenhoui?
>>576808193because rank is secondary, my goal is to get better at the game. (the real game, not tonpuu or shantma)
>>576808352
>redditbuddy succesfully astroturfed and self accused himself for thread attention>AGAINshiroko-7.png
>>576808462looping in throne doesn't help you get better at mahjong suzumekek
>>576808320Uwaaa. K-kakoi...
>>576808141Damn, she looks almost naked in this shot
I keime. https://exhentai.org/g/4105697/17d175c86e/
>>576808141Me offscreen rearranging her insides
>>576808830don't post shit like this ever again
>>576808830do post sex like this forever again
>search for armpit & sister tags>everyn single link is blue
>>576808292>>576807368great joke buddy top notch effort. always great to see a post like these
>>576809309teammate...
All Our Broken Parts - Official Demo Trailer cynthia-7.png
>>576809652What happened to Honda?
>>576809652POV: you just damad a pinfu nomi
>>576809652Christ, twink death hit Honda like a mack truck
>>576809652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8bU1F3_stk8 Years of omigoto nanonja (no mahjong in this stream though)
>>576810317>>576809652
>>576810426
holy cuties
>1 off
>>576810731>>576810662
What if there was a way to make a hidden riichi?Like, you technically make the riichi bet but nobody knows until the round ends.
>>576810731JC ass cannot be that big
>>576810731two off actuallySanbaiman is rarer anyway
>>576810880Rarer than yakuman sure, but not rarer than kazooey
>>576810974Isn't it?There's more numbers above 13 than there are between 10 and 13
>>576811034
>>576810487I dunno why, but I'm really bothered by stamps that are not precisely in /mjg/ standard emote formatmay be just my autism though
>>576811182why don't you make a pack then
Uma x PriConne, we're safe.
>>576811034Well I got 4 sanbaiman and 0 kazoe, kinda doubt I am a statistical anomaly aswell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOl-BtLi9t0Finally found the song that represents this subreddit perfectly
>>576811371Then leave
>>576811421You first
>>576811182yippeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>576811213I can if you want, though upscaling and just adding empty space may be incompatible with someone else's autism
>I'm better than this shithole but I'll never ever leaveGet over yourself, no one likes a sourpuss
>>576811625who are you quoting
>>576811640He remembered his schizo moment from 6 years ago
I thought we didnt like vtubers here
>>576811625I'm better than this shithole but I'll never ever leave
Crow brought mahjong to the submainstream audience, and in this general, (s)he is a hero, end of story.
>>576810731
>>576811882lollmao
A hobby for everybody is a hobby for nobody\Consume your jongslop and be content
>You reached tenpai for a damaten mangan on a terminal tile. Do you call riichi?>Nemata>Riichi>If it's a parlor rule set, a basic Riichi. If it's Tenhou rules, I'd stay in Damaten more often because there’s less merit in turning a Mangan into a Haneman class hand.
I will make a koko in around 15minutesatarashiako-1.png
>>576811502I made my ownhttps://litter.catbox.moe/p4cjdrkveietedjp.zip
God damn how did you even get that many terabytes of dolphin porn
>>576812582can we get fukushi-kun next>>576777910
>>576812582based
>>576812582Very nice. Thanks for sharing anon
>>576812582
>>576813430which way nyagman?
>>576813223Why did they make her a fucking uber eats delivery girl?
>>576813223Cummy on this drunkard's tummy
>>576813504jeet audience
>>576812713Nohttps://litter.catbox.moe/bwm5giyc1xfwusnu.zip
>>576813223If this was RC, you could shove a carrot up her ass.
>>576813502i'm sorry, but >>576813430's bikini top is way better for their breast size
>>576813710I thought I was just biased for preferring frilly bikinis on modest curves
>>576813502I do love frilly swimsuits so shogi nyagger is cuter.
>kosho
>>576813502The feet and high mini ponytail carry Ichihime in this outfit, since the bikini really is boring.
>>576813876Koji?
>>576813938koushou
>>576814020no one pronounces like that
Are there any shogi anime so I can wait for a shogi soul collab?
>>576814054you pronounce nip wrong anyway, at least transliterate it properly
>>5768140633gatsu
>>576809652i suddenly no longer want to go to zipangu
>>576814063ryuuou no oshigotoit has lolis
>>576814063Watch Hikaru no Go instead. It's about go and it's really good.
>>576814138https://youtu.be/48m1B_pi21I?t=11Tsuchida approved
>>576814063
>>576814243>>576814063https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpAP5S_rgSQ
>>576814310Don't worry anon, I fixed it for you.https://litter.catbox.moe/s7vzlq.zip
>>576814994he hit that hard
>>576815056kek
>>576813430this ALMOST makes me want to learn shogi
>>576814994sakisankowai
>>576815176
Can somebody explain mortal's decision here ? My take was that 5p was the better choice being marginally safer and giving perfect 1shanten, but clearly there's something i'm missing.
https://litter.catbox.moe/39zsjo.zipI did Okada
>>576816306I'm wagering a lot of people have too
>>576816381
>>576742730thanks for stream feel asleep during it was so comfy
>>576812582>>576813665>>576816306repomeidos do your thing
>>576816306why are your upscales so shitty
>>576816620>upscaleDidn't he just increase the canvas size to 240x240 while keeping the original emote the same?
>>576815176SakiMadeMeScared
>>576816506I don't think so, not many people use those emotes. They aren't part of thread culture like MJS and RC emotes are.
lollmao
>>576816789kek I literally did and something weird happened to them, like the border deantialiased or something
Soon I’ll be shitting up (making friendlies during) burger hours
>>576812371Well?
WWYD?
>>5768173673m
>>576817040>>576816789>>576816620okay, figured out, the image mode switched to indexed for some reason instead of RGB, I'll remake it in a moment
>>576817472don't
Reminder to anyone wishing to redeem the horse, she's worth 300 faith.
Mortal wants to drop 7m. Maka was split: 49 for 7m, 47 for 7s.It felt like toimen was choking kamicha's honitsu, and with me holding 369s I thought it was a good gamble that kamicha wasn't tenpai on 7s yet. Plus I was dealer, it felt like shimo wanted to call 4-7m, and I didn't think I could fold against both shimo and kami. Lucked out.Mostly I wanted to post the tenpai at draw shapes from everyone.
>>576817516Oops. >>576773271>>576773543
wwyd?
>>576817507That's what people said about the AI bird and the Snake and look at where they are now.
>>576817951>800instant leechee
>>5768179513m
>>576817951With that point situation you're better off cutting 3m and going for an open hand
>>576817490I did it just for youhttps://litter.catbox.moe/7ikf6y.zip
>>576817956Where are they now?
>Tsuchida Koushou changed his name in spring, on his 5th year as a professional player. According to him, he was finding himself unable to win a title, he was introduced to a fortune teller by master Nakazawa Seiryuu (仲澤青龍). The fortune teller stated that "Kouji" is "a name that is destined to always be second place" and instead suggested the names 青希 (Aoki) and 浩翔 (Koushou). Tsuchida chose the latter, and he won the Professional Grand Prix next year, acquiring his first title.Okay, this is too occult even for me. Imagine changing your name because of mahjong.
>>576817951awkward partially because riichi drops placement but toimen tsumo oyakaburis us to third anywaythink the wait looks good enough to just slam
>>576818032>>576818039>>576818147>>576818428The bots cut 3m. The combination of being a riichi stick away from 3rd, and a player at 800 points, but choosing between immediate tenpai vs. callable iishanten gave me a lot to consider here.I was a simple man and riichied and won. 95.2 mortal rating this game btw, detectives don't kill me
>>5768173673m or 2s. Depends on the vibe I get from the pon timings.
>>576813504Because its relatable to the 90% of the male chinese workforce.
>>576818410You literally choose a new name when creating an account online, and people change them due to similar reasons
>>576818397Not in this thread, that's for sure.
Tenpai prison...
>>576813504Turkic horse girl to represent the Turks delivering me my food
okada's okadas
Light O, Light O, Sai so cool de right on!
>>576818657ai generated
>>576819014nyo...
>>576816025aka and sanshoku, and if you draw 5/8p you can cut 3p instead I guess.
Huggies to all honse enjoyers ITT!
*block you're path on the way to the parlor*WWYD?
>>576818397You're looking at them, asshole.
Can we just make clankers illegal? They haven't contributed anything good to the society so far and only bad things happen because of them.
>>576818157I told you not to because there's whole Sakura Knights pack to dohttps://litter.catbox.moe/4yilug6j12jma0nc.zip
>>576819174Hi sluts, wanna play mahjong? Oh look, we have the exact number of players we need.
>>576819286>filenameoh no no no
do we forgive?
>>576819286now compare your sayakas 0-6 to mine, you can just change the canvas size without resizing them and they fit (with occasional shift), same with sayaka-9
>>576819443It doesn't matter, seems like he's fucked anyway.
>>576819443we are anonymouswe do not forgivewe do not forget
>>576819509How does 185x160 become 240x240 with just changing the canvas size
>>576819670we also do not get JK pussy
>>576819443He did nothing wrong
>>576819443Yes, he's based. He fucked more women than all the anons in this general combined.
>>576819745huh, so I guess mine were upscaled already, they're 259x224
>>576813223Where did this meme come from that sanma is more skillful than yonma? Nobody actually believes this unironically, right?
>>576820339It came from a sanmatard where else would it come from
I have decided to embrace my inner chink and become an evil jyanshi that aims to win with whatever means necessary in the most unsportsmanlike way possible.
>>576820339It is widely known in Japan, that's why yonma is going extinct there
Does mahjong necessarily become more skillful with more players? Would goma be more skillful than yonma? How far can we push this principle before we run into diminishing returns?
>>576813223what fucking retard animated thisTHE CAR IS JUST GOING BACK AND FORTH LINEARLYTHEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO TWEEN
>>576820620they dont care enough because horseniggers will eat literal shit, as has been proven multiple times.
>>576820527Hyakuma
>>576820339just one SEAnigger spamming nonstop
HONORS AR-
>>576820620SAAR SMALL INDIE COMPANY SAAR
>>576820620>what fucking retard(You)It's going back and forth relative to horsie
>>576820751
>>576820527Chess, the most skillful game of all, has just two players. Mario Party has 4 players.Think about it.
>>576820527>tsumo suddenly becomes best yaku in the game
>>576820773joke all you want, but you know it would've been kino
>>576819443>enjoy jk pussy once>suddenly you're blacklisted from everything for all timeNip cancel culture doesn't fuck around.
>>576820837So minefield is more skillful than sanma? And mahjong solitaire is the most skillful variant of all? Do we have peer-reviewed studies to back this up? Philosophically speaking, is it worth following this principle to its logical conclusion if that conclusion is that we all play by ourselves?
>>576820984The logical conclusion is not playing mahjong is the most skillful thing you can do.
H-
>>576820786>>576821117Kek
>>576820786>>576821117STOP ITHE'S ALREADY DEAD
>>576820786>>576821117she really ate shit there
>>576813223she did NOT have to jiggle the food with her breasts
>>576820620Anon, they're racing...
>>576820960He did that to himself didn't he?Literally not metaphorically
I'm something of a racist myself. Horsie is for me
>>576821215
>>576820814>>576821283non oc fags are just blind huhhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/2WDpC6LnzSw
>>576813223I don't like the bond outfit. The whole appeal is that she's an active, sporty girl. The bond outfit turns her into just another languid whore, exactly the same as every other limited character. The paypig outfit had better rectify this.
>>576821117niggas really droppin dsgs in jade
>>576821501What do you expect from blobniggers? An eye for aesthetic? kek
I'm gonna fight the fomo this time around and just give up if I don't drop her with the scrolls and jade I have saved.
>>576821117down syndrome retarded
>>576821647>>576822068With one hatsu already gone, and your hand already iishanten, it's +EV.
>>576821117What does mortal say?
>>576821940>>576822068
HIKARI O KAZASHITETAMERAI O KESHITA
>>576822327>mfw I see an installment of the Fate series
Filler event coming on monday until the 18th might mean that it's gonna take a long while before we get any more teasers other than the horsie herself
Can I just say that I'm deeply sorry for what I brought about with Sinon?I thought it would be funny I didn't expect it to take off like this
>>576822703But I made the original post and I'm not sorry at all?
>>576822327
>>576822775No I did, I was there I remember itI posted it exactly once and it snowballed out of control
>>576822281Hello.
Sansho.the.Bailiff.1954.Kadokawa.1080p.BluRay.x265.HEVC.FLAC-SARTREcynthia-7.png
Would you her ass?
>nu-/mjg/>shartia, sharteve, amae sharty, shartynon
>>576823196too flat
>>576823196I would what comes out of itsinon-1.png
>>576822068>>576822281>digital
>>576823549With these scores in south 3 he's fucked anyway, may as well push for a miracle.
>>576820339you dont need skill in yonma. you need luck. and thats much more important than skill desu
What is she holding here? Genuine question.
>>576823636I disagree, You are capital F Fucked with zero hope of changing placements and dealing in here would be -36 ranked pointsTake what you can get, that's a shitty 2nd right there
>>576823906kintama
>>576823906shirikodama
>>576823684>yonma*sanma i meant
>>576824068
>>576824068What a wonderful post
>>576823906And here>>576824062>Mythical ball inside the anus that is sought after by kappaKek
>>576824086you were right the first time aru chan
cynthia-7.pngredhag eternally looping
>>576824715High mortal score doesn't equal good play? /mjg/ lied to me.
>>576824871I think you especially are just unlucky, if it makes you any happier I think you are one of the best players who are M1 looping
>>576824979>the smartest retard in the asylum
>>576823906>>576824183It's candy
>>576824068Can you edit this next please
Gn chat
>Steve's birthday>she gets a movie Stevebros, we wonned
>>576824871It does, though?
>>576825116Thank you
It's not too late to become a foc
Someone get the league chart that showed which m1s were just unlucky
>>576826183He still has ~4 more 4ths in him, after that he gets to the point where everyone knows he didnt choose the FOC life but it was forced upon him
>>576825956Sorry to break it to you, but good long-term results equal good play.
>>576826162She's hallucinating and it's not actually candy
>>576823906>>576824183>>576825116To me what's funny is how she casually ate Gilgamesh. How does Gilgamesh manage to always die in such stupid ways when he has all the most overpowered weapons and skills in the universe is beyond me.
>>576826379>anons will say this then get stuck at S1 and think they are goodOk? Lol.
Need mahjong eroge
redhag has better bot rating than famous cunny fatso
>>576826741But how? He just popped into existence last year.
Intuition >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bot rating
>>576826741he needs to riichi more often, it's the clear outlier in his stats
>>576827171Update it with the greek at 700 points
>>576827171adeptsisters...
>>576827171How does Q do it every single league?
>>576826278
>next league, someone is going to draft Q>and it could be your team
>>576827692>I'm actually above saints nowIt's over for /mjg/
will he finally stop the count?
>>576827692shart clearly has the skill to climb, dunno why he took the coward's way out (tonpuu)
So what exactly is wrong with tonpuu? I've yet to see any arguments, just "dude hanchan lmao."
>play tonpuu because I don't have the attention span for hanchans except in games which actually matter (/mjg/ tourneys)>if I rank up people are gonna think I was playing there because I'm a coward
>>576828234>beating retards in league is skill
>>576823549It was wrong in league and its wrong now
>>576827692I'm still surprised I had a decent score despite spending the month before throwing games
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_JP/status/2086077028235935881
>>576828234>no you can't play tonpuu because... you are a coward or something!Do you retards just wake up and decide that your mental retardation has to be detrimental to the whole world or what?
UPDATED LEAGUE STATS DOKO
>>576828569you just described at least half the internet
>>576822498only funny sinon-1 post I've seen.
Where the parlors at
>>576827707It won't be my team because I'm not going to be in next league.
If you play tonpuu and sanma then you ARE a coward AND a faggot
>>576827707Q?
>>576828597No one wants to see that shit. What the people want is sanma league.
Someone stream mahjong already
If yonma league and sanma tourneys are to be taken as reference, sanma league would absolutely mindcrush and drive anons to suicide.
>>576829515Jinny is jobbing
>no tourneysand people still think we'll have another league
>>576829595>someone gets first in every match again (easier because it's sanma)>complete meltdown
>>576829027Damn wait a second, you're so intelligent.Please have sex with my wife.
If you see this, you have to make a tourney.Yes, you, the person reading this post.
It's impossible to place 4th in sanma, so obviously it's easier
I can't read
>>576830112It'll be in Riichi City, is that okay?
>>576829027you're not wrong
>>576830496>>576830496>>576830496
>>576829670Who the hell is Jimmy
>>576829101https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYbSm44MzVY
aurora-4.gif
>>576801302It's also Ishmael's birthday.
>>576815150Beware of shogi.It is a path of PAIN and SUFFERING.Then again we play mahjong so you are already familiar.
Who is Nemata?Should I become a pupil of his teachings?Is he what is considered RB2 man?
>>576826490Pride.Another character that largely defeats himself is Regulus, though I thing that's more due to his extreme autism and how his ability works in a way counter to his personality.