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One singular CM17 room, we all know how it's gonna go anyways296597782965977829659778
>>576765910
orenji
Tachyon LOVE
umanakedness
Is my debuffer bricked if it has dirt b?
>>576766121no
See you next CM suckers!
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/pQtFQwhttps://jiggie.fun/pQtFQw
>>576766021I missed it but I would give zero contribution with my Falco :(
I want to fuck Fine Motion so bad
Trainer-san 15 manual MANT runs doko
umama actually has more than 2 plats, right...?
Fuji Kiseki
maru please don't laugh I want you as a third front so we can fight against the piggers better
>>576766121Dirt E is the minimum just so murmur and such don't trigger after the race has already been finished
>>576766253No which is why it's extremely funny he talks so highly about himself when average shitters have 2 plats atleast
>>576766246this unfortunately isn't as funny as it was during trackblazer before auto
Holy fuck
I want to make sweet love to Fusaichi Pandora
>>576766121You actually want your debuffers to be a bit weaker if you are running late / end ace. I accidentally had them at A dirt one time and blocked my late ace
7 and the gay schizos won't plague this thread
>>576766246i need to sleep bro...
>>576766343Alas, time waits for no man, woman, or uma
>>576766352I've gotten 4200 PLUS fast learner on wedding maya autoruns.and it's not uncommon. it's about 1 in 4.
Why is there not a way to completely cripple your team, but if your 2 opponents have xog+debuffers, then you win?
>>576766121No
>>576766253nyes obviously, she's pretty good at building umas even though most of the ones she uses are not meta.I wish we were back to the umama joins every room era instead of what we have now
>>576766492Maya is way too op
7 and you have to give Kawakami Princess a kiss on the lips. 4 and you have to give Kawakami Princess a kiss on the forehead.
>>576766021Who could've seen this coming, triple Xog on the podium...>>576766213It's alright bwo you're not missing out on much, this CM is ass
>>576766526I don't. That era was gay and lame. Let more people join rooms instead of instajoining. That's why NOBODY likes umama. everyone hates that idiot
>>576766526Stop talking about yourself in 3rd person
>>576766585Any number and I suck on her breasts until I die
>>576766594Your Oguri is Mystifying Murmur bait.
>>576766594
>>576766594>Medium A winsNyoooticing
>>576766629This. It's exactly what that selfish fuck deserves
any number and i die
Gambling my 5 borrows hoping for a decent parent with a borrowed Dober GP today.if I don't get anything remotely usable this CM will go from it's over to it never even began
>>576766650
>>576766338>>576766253Lmao what, how much did he spent already. What a fucking retard and should just quit already.
>>576766629It's pretty obvious V is gonna stick around, so might aswell get rid of anyone else trying to do the same
>>576766594when I see xogs like the middle one i'm tempted to bring stam debuffers but i know double dom is still better overall
>>576766692I know, just CBA to build another one honestly, I'm taking my chances with deboofers>>576766706The face of uma...
>>576766594based Taiki enjoyer
>>57676662990% of people complaining about Umama joining rooms never even join rooms in the first place and just wanted to complain. Filling rooms can be difficult sometimes so it was comfy to always have her around
>>576766580It's the price for not having a unique
>>576766585I used to want to do this without rolling...then the homewrecker came along
>>576766526Anyone can luck into a good uma when you play 20 hours a day.
How do you know how many plats someone has tho
>>576766816This but unironically
>>576766879Which homewrecker?
I haven't seen a single three star pow/stam THIS ENTIRE TIMEFUCKING SHIT
Is pace really that strong I can't run triple front next CM?
>>576766875nah that's revisionist history. Every thread from the sprint CM had at least two replies along the lines of "wow you fuckers join fast" rooms would fill up instantly at all hours
>>576766929they updated uma.moe, see https://uma.moe/profile/181478271067/cm
>>576766865my genes...
>>576766674I love Rice
How the fucik did the nipponese do manual parent running for so longi would sooner kill myself than do this shit without auto
Creek forgot to show up to this run so please do not murmur around my rickey her ears are very sensitive
>>576766929he literally said that himself
>>576766875Have you ever once considered that people just upright stop trying to join rooms here because of that fuck? Speaking from experience
>>576766414surely some B aptitude shitter can't block my UF ace....
V just got destroyed last thread lmao
>>576767004As in CM17 or 18? Pace isn't stop for 17, Oguri is. 18 basically everything is good except ends but paces are the only ones who have a gold downhill accel at the moment so they have an edge
>>576766832Maybe if you are not xogging yourself, it's the better plan. The dominators are not gonna save you when they got them too, but if you kill the xog then you can actually win
What is going on
>>576767035huh?
>>576766983I FINALLY saw one last night, and the pink was even good. The whites are below average for my runs but at this point I can suffer with that. I've been averaging like 14 autoruns per day with a stam-heavy deck and getting jack shit so this was nice to see. Thank you, Dia-chan.
Dirt Taishin DOKO
Emergency Rickey runs for the next 6 hours wish me luck
>>576767035oh nyo dancho will know I'm a platless virgin....
Hi I'm an alcoholic and have dead eyes, which uma is for me?
>my trainer was licking the inside of my worn bra
>>576766961Her rival.
>>576767208yeah I don't get it
Rape is allowed in Tracen
>>576767115>muh roomsPeople who complained about him joining too much didn't complain about that, they complaining about him joining too much and WINNING too muchIt's absolute shitter mentality, because if room space was an issue they would make their own rooms, it costs nothing, but if they did that, then him would join and FUCK their shitter umas because they'd rather shitposting and flatline than fucking playing the game
>>576767208They asked claude if it can do it and claude said yes, but it lied
>>576766286my shirt...
>>576767212>>576766983oh, attached the cute Dia instead of the actual gp. whoopsie
>>576767035Oh hey Uma&co upped their fan grindNow they can kick Umama without dropping in rank
>>576767340>It's absolute shitterthat's all you had to say
>>576767387Would be funny won't lie
>>576767360Hers now. Along with your underwear that she took for "laundry day."
>>576767340Schizo poorfags will always complain about their betters but never do anything to improve themselvesAll they want to do is blame someone for their shortcomingsIt is peak brown behavior
>>576767183nuthin, just spinnin
>>576767340talking about yourself in third person is pretty cringe
>>576766912Umama builds consistently good umas, she does optimise them a lot and get some good highrolls because she does a lot of Ace runs tho>>576767115Nobody ever stopped joining rooms because of umama
>>576767387>Check uma&co>The traitor is backAre they that desperate for members?
>>576767472This is V>>576767340Umama lost almost all the rooms
>>576767497Retard.
>>576767340Why do you post on an English-language board without first becoming fluent in English?
>>576767567They certaintly weren't getting any new members after this
>>576767567>traitorlolwat?
Which Uma gives the best head though
>>576767472Brother you're a flip.
>>576767340>WINNING too muchbro he loses almost every room
>>576767596Concession accepted
>>576767645Umama
>>576767340t. umama
>>576767661to be fair flips are the biggest self haters
>>576767592>>576767661I accept your concession
>>576767645me
Pokke and the Pokkelings ft Sweep Tosho.
Stego cuteNakayama cute
>>576767645Curren
>>576767567you're confusing it with brickedcucks dramasister
>>576767592>solo front before update>wedding themeObviously he wasn't being serious this CM...
>>576767818Cute Jordan and a bunch of literally whos and one annoying witchlet
>>576767761I knew you wouldn't deny it.
Nice thread globalbluds
>>576767761>>566204342
>>576767921I'm going to the better thread.
>>576767818wait is sweep related to pokke somehow?
>>576767212>>576767373Cute Dia
You can shit on him all you want, but he did win Leo with Solo front Kitasan, which is pretty impressive
>>576767921Nice coat, Stey Gorudo
>>576767961Same trainer in real life.
>>576768036That sounds like bullshit. Bet I could break that jinx with Dia.
>He>SheSo is umama a man or a woman
>>576767934he still has PTSD seeing that post I bet
>>576767889Umama had a melty after losing every room yesterday
>>576767934it's really funny how that post lives rent free in his head
i finally am back from japani got a good amount of uma stuff, i was hoping there was more ryan stuff around, but sadly the standee is all i could findbut i did get quite a lot of exclusive merch that is really cute, like the cingrey foursome from kasamatsu racecourseit was a very enjoyable trip overall
>>576768082both at the moment
everyone is male on the interwebs until proven otherwise.
>>576767885newcutie...
diamanko
>>576768123
>>576768114I'm happy for you ryanchujust don't mind the state of the thread
My fellow FineMobros, let us convene.Should I use OG Fine or Wedding Fine for the mile CM?
>>576768223It's your fault Umama
>>576768114did you visit the soaplands at all?
Remember to thank Umama for contributing 50% of the gameplay discussion here
>>576767928
>>576768252Brickedcuck...
>>576767921Thanks V
>>576768271im married and my wife was with me
>>576768114You club is dead btw, just letting you know
>>576768287Brickedbros...
>>576768082Work in Progress
V melty >>566205059 never forgetti
>>576768241OF Fine Motion has the gold descent skill she can run it
>>576768036Dia-chan never lets me down.except in CMs. She has a hard time in CMs. I still love her though.
>>576768303>>576768354Literally a discord raid
How's the HRT going?
I'm running 3 aces instead of debuffers
>Umama won>V won>Brickedcucks lost>Schizos lostIt's a good day
>>576768287kek who thinks of themselves in such high regard to post that slop
>>576768114who asked? go blog at your club
Sirius sex? or nah?
>>576768440schizos definitely won with so much new material
>>576768440>that half assed photoshot>cringe postBro, just don't.
I sense a good nuking this thread
>>576768336nice
>>576768413Bricked is currently raiding the thread, that is correct
>>576768302>>576767928Bringing a whole new meaning to the word muscle mommy.
>>576767592Oh hey, mile CM, I hosted quite a few rooms, good times, CM still had me excited back then, unlike the current one(s)
V is fat and brown and a schizo. Not winning anything ever
For every blowjob I get from Bakushin, I will do another manual MANT run.
Praise Shiraoki
>>576768114Pokkesex...
So uhhWhen's the schizo wars ending?Its been 3 bakes hello??
>>576768682>he's in this lobby tooHonestly? I kneel
>saving old screenshots from roomswhy would you do this
>>576768682>this nigga wins so little rooms he saves screenshots of his wins from multiple scenarios ago
>>5767687237 and Fuku owes me sex.
How do we make the thread worse?
i want a cuntjob from maruzensky. it's the new trendy thing.
>>576768582God I wish
>>576767592>>576768682Wait I just realized that's my pic you posted, I might be retarded>>576768842I have all the room results saved, they're just in my screens
7 and no more brother wars, 4 and I am struck down last thus being forced to watch the end of the threads, anything else and the thread is butter on rye
>>576768869They didn't use condoms back in her day
Rate umas by the noises they make during sex.
Today I shall cull my following list.
So if I run Xog and Neicha, Should I run late Dominator, or run Bride Maya for another gold murmur?
>>576768970Tickezo >>>>>>>>>> everyone else
>>576769017you should kill yourself
>>576767645Ikuno Dictus. She will suck dick for hours just for the fun of it.
>>576769035Ticket is the loudest which is good, but Jordan is the best.
>come to /uma/ >schizo hours>check my club>danchou talking about uma sweatIf only the chat filter wasn't so retarded we could be free
Buena Vista wouldn't say that
Can someone please confirm that Machan wants a husband in a monogamous setting?
>>576768906nyo... I lost this room
>>576769064stop being a meanie butt
>>576769017Late dominator, you want to slow down the overstammed xogs
this 7 will improve the thread
>>576769064That's not a random act of kinda nice
>>576769035If you like the sound of an old Chinese woman yelling at her chickens.No surely Biwa Hayahide has the most sensual moans with that sultry voice of hers.
>>576769156Her dad trained her well.
>>576769064You'll kill yourself eventually soon anyway
7 and i won't kill myself as long as i win this cm (i don't have hog)
>>576769192
>>576769298only after you die from living in your unsanitary conditions thirdie~
>>576769185Nature would NEVER do that.
How are you niggas running CM18 lobbies already, just going without parents?
>>57676939141% soon
>>576769336Leaving this world isn't as scary as it sounds
>>576768970https://d.uguu.se/scENOLap.mp3
>>576768287despite having an off-topic alter ego i also contribute to 50% of the gameplay discussion here
>>576767645Marche
I want to murder every brown troon that runs debuffers. Literal human trash.
naturemanko
>>576769185nicest neicha
>>576768287the first part of this reads like a copypasta
>>576769427gwo we had like 2 weeks of nonstop auto parent farms. I have more fans this month than I had a month ago
>>576769248Grass time it is, thanks anon
>>576769231It's alright, there's plenty of my losses in there too
finna run 3 debuffers against crackas
>>576769465based
Who is worse Umama or V?
That's fine, but... Can someone please confirm that Machan wants a husband in a monogamous setting?
>>576769573We had two weeks of ggggp farmingI only have cope gps and don't have a parent
>>576769806Bricked
>>576769806V still, Umama is forgetable, he's like a pomeranian barking at you
>tfw no one ever saves room lobbies i'm in
>>576769817Tits too small.
>>576769806Hayashit
Tap?
>>576769806horsemeat
>The slopa anon is a redditor
>>576769836>>576769882Uma&Co raid
>>576769427>he didn't look essential skills as soon as nu-ura/unity dropped>he didn't make base grandparents before MANT was over>he didn't nolife autoparents with a timer as soon as half tp startedyou should've ignored this dirt CM with a xog or triple debuffer and used this half TP event to do the parents you will use during the whole GL scenario
Uma&co is PISSED
>>576769806Stegoshitter, JPniggers in general and then V SEAturd
>>576770025me as chrono
>>576770017V is a proud Japanese American though.
>>576770000>>576769427Learn from the better female player, rae https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yav8icoe5EA
>>576769958why u dox me bro
>>576770090That's funny because he can't even read kana and his English sucks
>>576770025Why won't yuritroons emigrate to reddit?
I'm japanese amaerican thoughtever
Which uma would give the best footjob though?
>>576769891tit dance city
>>576769979>>576770008>bricked cucks suddenly instantly defending HayashiWhat a 180 from last month when you'd accuse every post defending him of being Hayashi talking in 3rd person
>>576766286She's genetically compatible with her trainer!
>>576770240You lost V
why did you abandon your daughter on the dirt?
>>576770091>30 mins videohow does witgod does it, still the most relevant parenting video and he made it like a year agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNrEIuwOde4
!!!!!!!!!IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!! Machan, does she, a husband, monogamously want??
>>576770240Nice eye, detective.
>>576770240I'm not in either club actually and think you're both massive lolcows
>>576769856Dunno, I have quite a few, you could be in one of thesedeio sdebbu :DD
>>576766983I saw a 2*Stamina 3* Medium onceafter I skipped buying skills because I didn't get the ones I wanted
>>576768970I need that compilation of the training failure "Gasp!" again to judge.
>>576768114I want that Mr. CB figure!btw that's pretty cool, keep posting these things. way better than talking about umama or schizo of the week #17 or club drama
>>576770298what
>>576770091Umama is the better female player though?
>>576766983i swapped to 4pow as a joke and got 3*pow last night
>>576770298No, she is only interested in a threeway with Scarlet and Vodka.
>>576770152Sweepy
>>576770276My issue is I cant understand him. Only brown people can understand this SEAtuber
I really can't wait for the platinum title dox. The shitpost quality will skyrocket
Palmabs
>>576770390Nooo I am die inside
>>576770373rae won plat and Umama jobbed. rae actually knows how to play the game.
>>576770463>won 10 plats from being lucky I'm ready to unintentionally gaslight anons with my shitty advice!
>>576770276By omitting a lot of the details to simplify everything for his retarded audience.
>>576770463Unfortunately for you, I only play to jerk off to the umas.
>leave for work and there's spam about umama/v>come back from work and there's spam about umama/v>leave for an hour>come back>still the same spamWhy
>>576770424 He's legible at least.Unlike that 7M13 guy or whatever.
>>576766712I had a Medium S XOG when I was testing out power card recoveries but it still wasn't enough stamina. Wit is still low on both and bought straight descent on accident
>>576770613Bricked (SEA) hours
>>576770613Shitposting on /uma/ is more entertaining than playing Grand Live
>>576770557Doto is not that small.
>>576770463how can they get that info bro?
>>576770613Hayashi simps are trying to twist the narrative so they don't look like the cucks
>>576770674unironically this
>>576770640wdym the left one isn't enough that's 2 golds
>>576770463Taking bets on which ebin has the most plats
>>576770463You just know V has 2 plats max
Just cracked open a cold one it's fuckin Friday my dacchis
>>576770613SEAtards got filtered, briked even, by this scenariothey won't win at this CM and most likely at none of the following ones, all they have left is shitposting because the game is now too high skill for them
>>576770906I'm about to sleep
>>576770463Won't happen
>>576770463I have 2 platinum titles
>>576770674Only if you're really young and unusually stupid
>>576770906it's Saturday
>>576770845He only has 2 plats because he bragged about both of them when they happened
>>576771017Hi new friend welcome to 4chan
>>576770463I have 7 plats
>got the +2 and +3 SP on first rotationbros im a big league high skill trainer now
Next turn we failed a 8%, got practice poor and I killed the run
I want to go out and get drunk with a cute girl.
>>576770906I forgot to buy booze yesterday and now I have to wait until Tuesday to get some
>>576771091hiii
Why is every female umamusume influencer a manhating dyke? Why can't they be normal?
>>576770463I have 10 or 11 Plats
>>576771148
>>576771091And I want to drive a cool car while running over my massive whore of an ex but neither of us is doing anything to achieve what we wanted.
>>576771196umamusume is game for lesbians sis
>>576771050Pathetic behavior
>>576771091I want to go out & shank a homeless person to death & watch as they bleed out while gasping & flailing
>>576771080Brickey!
>>576771050>>576771280>seething jealousy
>>576771148he said girl
>>576770463I have 1
>>576770906I haven't drank in over a month, god i want some beers...
This thread is reclining so fast
>>576770771Left one gets gassed out if there's two stamina debuffers and if those debuffers had effort put into them like Drit C and 564 stamina siphon a Nice Nature has possibly 3 gold debuffs on top of the hesitants and tether.
>>576771490always has been around sea time
>>576771490That's the antiJP-pic, you're using it wrong.
>>576771340No one is jealous of a brown fatty
>>576771196>female umamusume influencer
I don't want to be platdoxxed....
>I have no friends, family, or hobbies>I cannot even watch a movie without pausing it every 5minutes>Umamusume is literally the only thing I have>Cygames made my oshi a Iesbian just to maximize profits because zoomers want everything Igbt>............
I think Asian culture is stupid
>>576771674no one will care for 0 plat holders
>>576771607He won, get over it
>>576770463Vivlos is working hard to make sure that website never implements the plat doxx.
For the mile CM do I borrow the ruby card or keep borrowing Natie for my lates?
using ogurin to win is easyso if you're confident in her, you should play russian roulette with her
plat thing has been a wip for agesit will never be released
>>576771703I find these stupid posts to be funny and charming for the most part
>>576770906can't wait to catch up on sleep
>>576771771you need bothor use grass wonder / gold city (the umas)
where is teh anti JP schizo and slop tard so I can complete my bingo?
>>576771929>JP altFuck off
>>576771929You're also one of them, but I guess that's just the free space at the center from your perspective
>>576771771You pull ruby so you can borrow natie
>>576771929>tehesl
Why is there are so many possibilities of a glue in Grand Live?A single training failure is a guaranteed glue since it snowballs into not having enough points for a song and you lose a borrow for it, did they introduced auto because of this shit?
holy meltyfinemo got them again!
>>576771739>Won
>>576772089you're just bad
>>576772089Just finish your runs. The world won't end if you lose a Champions Meeting.
>>576772112>fat fuck surgery
>>576772112Is gallbladder a euphemism for penis?
>>576772112throwback to a classic
Unity 3.0 when?
>>576772112And? He's all fine and well now, a win in my book.
>>576772273isn't this aelred from mambo
Uma&co is full of fags, fat niggers and leakersNever join em.
>>576772273hey I remember this one being different...
ok but is coffee good for you?
>>576771892But my oshigaming... >>576772056But my carats...
>>576772315>>576772349It is but it's funnier when you just make it V instead
>>576772320Chiyobwo is good in my book
>>576772112>When your gallbladder is removed, your liver keeps making bile, but the bile drips straight into your small intestine instead of being stored. You can live a normal, healthy life without a gallbladder, but you may notice short-term digestive changes as your body adjustsSo how many years?
>>576772315>>576772349posting this because the retard you guys are quoting will silently seethe about it
>>576772320Brickedbwo...
>>576772389oshigaming is expensive
>>576772398That's the /Uma/Club Danchou
>>576772378Very
what do u get if you win a platinum title?
>>576772434>reading comprehension
>>576772535Some extra carats and tickets, and the potential to get the star version when they rerun that particular CM
>>576772434he can live a long life, stuff like HBP or diabetes are more dangerous to him than not having a gallbladder
>>576772112Medical students are traditionally taught the mnemonic "the 4 Fs" to remember the classic profile of a gallbladder patient: Female, Fat (overweight), Forty (or older), and Fertile
Masturbating right now to Super Creek, Eishin Flash, Taiki Shuttle, Rice Shower, Matikanefukukitaru, and Smart Falcon.Wake me up when the thread returns to a normal speed.
>>5767724343 at best, non-gallbladder havers are dropping dead left and right. He won't even get to see Summer Seuin Sky RIP.
>>576772535Bragging rights>>576772630>he doesn't know
>>576772535
>>576772112bwo is fatter than a teiobro lmao
>>576772662kek
>>576772112My father had this happen and he also was morbidly obese with gout
>>576772467he will poof back into Hishi Amasexo in two days
>>576772435It's alright, I was there so I remember
>>576771297R̶i̶c̶e̶ Spe would say this.
>>576772312>defends V>ai slop shitterYou aren't sending the best V
>>576772535Aura as they say
>>576772535you get this*unzips*
>>576772535if you're a hot blooded male you get a high when you win at anything
>>576772825Even the Supreme Commander of the Rising Sun must engage in tsujigiri
>>576772535You get to watch your oshi sing Ms. Victoria.
https://d.uguu.se/UMkvTmDd.gif
>>576772112No wonder umama loves him, he wants V to embrace him with his belly
Jarvis add Dantsu to the ruined by fat avatarfag list
>>576772535a smooch from me
>>576772112what the fuck these could be inside me?
>>576773157drink your water anon
Does winning a star on an existing plat count as 'winning a plat'?
>>576773157they can be inside your kidneys tooand go down your urine tract
>Enter race>Spam click view results>As soon as the button goes through the game crashesThat bad, huh?
>>576773075>chubby chaser
>>576773157thats popcorn
>>576773157there's some pretty spooky stuff inside you
>>576773239where's goku
>>576773251the skeleton ones usually do like the big ones
what happens if i filter the word umama
>>576773157He probably fucking drinks only soda or some shit
>>576773352mustard gas
>>576772694The bad track demon that defended his crown from Croix du Nord...
>>576773239
>>576773342Is this from the discord leaks?
waoh
>>576773352You will summon the filter schizo
hey
>>576773450"she" posted it herself here a few months ago
>>576773485Hey
Handholding with Ayabe
>>576773157https://youtu.be/K7Ghu_wzHcg?si=rRqkgnSVUktgueuP
>>576773485who are you?
hay is for horses
>>576773157If you drink a healthy amount of water and don't eat a shit ton of salt you don't need to worry
I don't think...
>>576773596>family guy clipsthe thread is saved
>>576773485Hay.
So we are ordering korean or chinese tonight?
>>576773923God I want to fuck this girl.
>>576773820>be me >have hot sexy nakadashi sex with nice nature in the bathrooms >there’s a rumor about ghosts haunting the bathrooms after we started having sex >holy shit that’s spooky >looks like Neicha and I will have to rendezvous at my office instead
>>576773923my mouth on her belly
>>576773923I look like this
>>576773923You ban evaded like 3 times today
>>576774074proof?
>random A rank NPC uma is 2nd favorite in a SS rank TT lobbyhow tf does that even happen?
>>576774268I will kiss these bellies
>>576773081cute bell
>>576774336her huge rack makes her popular
>>576774268God I want to rub my dick between cafe’s tiny tits and feel her sternum
>>576774336based Town Bike drawing a crowd.
>>576774268Agnes Tachyon can fucking get itand by "it" I mean sexand by "sex" I mean intercourseand by "intercourse" I mean copulationand by "copulation" I mean... you know
>>576774572I don't know
>>576774553Everyone gets a ride
>>576774268Playing xylophone with Cafe's ribs...
>>576774635Sucking on cafe nipples so hard a tiny bit of milk comes out
>>576774784>ring light reflections
>>576774635what's Aat
>>576774819That's an absolute slap to the face
>>576774784looks yipped and traced
>>576774784looks fertile and ovulating
Cafe could stab you by accident if she hugged you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO9OEKsXQ5I
Fastest Cock Bouncing Umamusume
>>576775054Super Creek?
>>576774846Naizuri, as in rubbing my penis on her sternum and ribs
My trainee said she wants me to finish inside of her, and when I pointed out that she's using race terminology wrong, she said she had to leave or something horrible would happen. Did I do something wrong?
>>576775097is this image a pun?
>>576773836open wiide
well I've done Teio's career fully for the first time. Teio is a cute little bugger, I don't think I like McQueen very much though, at least from what I've seen of her in Teio's Career. Teio only sot once, the spring tenno sho, but she still beat Meijori Mcueen, so it was alright. overall a pretty good career I think. I wonder rif I should of Special Week(one of my 2 other 3 stars) next, or perhaps I should do Meijiro Ryan or Matikanetanhauser. did anyone ask? no. does anyone care? probably not, but oh well.
>>576775347I CAREEEEEEEEEEEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
One down, two to go>witletYes, but I am not going to remake her
>>576775347I care game Teio is cuter than anime Teio
>>576775429thank you, dahby.
>>576775429IT'S SO NICE THAT YOU CARE ABOUT AN ANONYMOUS POSTER I WISH I WAS MORE LIKE YOU WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>576775347Caring about teio is so inspiring WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHTHATS SO COOL ANON
>>576775429>>576775565>>576775706I'm going to jerk off to Winning Ticket now. Please care.
this is truly the most dogshit cm i have ever seensurely it can't ge any worse than thisliterally no uma works other than xoguri
>>576775347I careit's nice seeing people discuss stories instead of complaining about CM
Hayahide huge bazongas
penis ejaculating semen inside dober's vagina
>>576773157>>576773329
Fixed
SHUT THE FUCK UP WINNING TICKET
>>576775527you know I don't think I've ever actually seen any of the anime, except for the scene where Teio is singing and walking, and it got edited to be her singing balling.>>576775706thank you, other dahby.>>576775748I've been playing this game for going on a week and a half, but I haven't read any actual stories, just careers. maybe I should get on that.
Are schizo hours finally over
winning shitket
Tracen is not a place to find a wife. Do not sexualize umas.
What do the randoms on your trainings in unity and grand live who don't have unity training bubbles or anything even do.
>>576775980umama...
>>576775863with consent?
>>576776010they still give the training bonus of 5% per characterin GL they also give more tokens
>>576775980>schizo hours finally overlollmao
>>576776010Increase participation bonus
Tracen is not a place to find a husband. Do not sexualize trainers.
>>576776145Trainers are all fat bastards. It is not possible to sexualize them.
>>576776186that's rude, I'm just husky.
traine_ raping centre
>>576775903YOUR EARS ARE WORKING SO HARD TO HEAR WHAT'S GOING ON THAT'S SO NICE PLEASE KEEP WORKING HARD EARSWAAAAAHHHHH
Is this event scripted to happen if you spend even just a turn at good mood, because it feels like it. Never need to recreation with Rickey.
:DDDDDDD
>>576776280leet
>>576775980I think Umama went to sleep so maybe
>>576776280This is how the Irish spend time with their friends
>>576776224ok i'm sorry
>>576776018maybe
>>576776462nah it's fine. maybe I was a little over sensitive.
write something that rhymes
>>576775863You mean the in game version right? Not the actual mare right? R-Right?
What does Rickey's Ominous debuff actually do?
>>576775980No... I don't think so. They are looking for you so you should stay home tomorrow.
>>576776270Proof that Feng Shui is real
>>576776280I didn't know FM had an event that restricted training
sweepy's womb is small and vacantI'll use my dick to make her pregnantabracadrabra alakazamnow sweepy is full of baby jam
>Could MLB two cards>But they wouldn't make a difference>And I could wait until there's absolutely no other banners for me to pull on>>576776668Send a maxed Hokko Tarumae with two gold skills to steal her G1s
Now that the dust has settled, who is the cutest /uma/ schizo?
I HATE Sweep Tosho!
>>576772112Teiobro got nothing on these fat fucks
>>576776920Honestly lemon
>no race debuff for being fatimagine losing a G1 to THIS
>>576776901Which cards?
>>576776668placebo
I don't have to imagine
I am scared of Sweep Tosho
>>576777050Maruzensky and Tachyon which are both at 3LB
>>576776920meekfag melties in the club chat
>>576777091try imagining wearing better shoes
I've forgotten to include post numbers when I mean to reply to posts all day now, is I gettin unc alzheimers?
>>576777141Tachyon to MLB is a big jump, +1 SP is a really big dealMaruzensky gets 15 ME, which is not especially important, trueDefinitely MLB Tachyon though
>>576777007Daiwa Skillet...
bed breaking sweat filling doggy style full Nelson missionary sex with cafe
>great hype
>>576777438based
>>576777438>doggy style>full nelson>missionaryyou can only do one at a time
>>576777616You don't know that until you try
I think I am getting mogged and owned by auto-training by at least 1k SP
Your favorite uma is shit!
>>576777616Just flip her around without leaving her umanko. She’s what, 90 pounds soaking wet? That’s potatoes
>>576775980It appears so
>>576777616true courage is learning to contort your spine so that you can fuck Cafe in all sex positions simultaneously
the umas I want to fuck the most are so far away....
>>576777907same but also i think auto training gets more than 20 songs everytime but ive only done it maybe once or twice
What does umanko feel like?
>>576777907you're supposed toin exchange it has 1k lower stats than you do
next jiggumshttps://jiggie.fun/lYng4A>https://jiggie.fun/lYng4Ahttps://jiggie.fun/lYng4A>https://jiggie.fun/lYng4Ahttps://jiggie.fun/lYng4A
>>576778043auto does not play the game at all it. it just runs some calculations based on your cards
>>576778034npc taste
>>576767069By dooming their race to extinction through poulation decline.
>>576778078You know the feel of a vagina? It’s ten times tighter, especially at the entrance. and much more viscous
>>576778236trust me that I know of my basic bitch taste I also like the gold clan girls
>>576777970Fear not you are here
>>576776280Literally unplayable without 12+ stamina sparks. A single power card doesn't cut it for me.
>>576778320What does a vagina feel like?
vaginas are not real
>>576778425that's a pretty good unity statline
>>576778512Those are the pixelated things between girls legs, right?
Why is Maya so strong? Is she bugged?
>>576778473you know an umanko? It's like that but less tight and viscous.
>>576778574No, it isn't. Retard.
>>57677842512 stamina grandparents 6 power / 3 power+3 speed / 6 wit This is how you bloodline should look like
>>576778697It's her belly, the source of her power.
>>576778697>strong
>>576778645I dunno. I'll believe it when I see it.
>>576778712It is, the problem is that you didn't get it in Unity.
>>576778473NTA, but imagine a silicon toy that's warmer, softer, and naturally wet and slippery.
>>576778402Yeah, and?
Groovens wins the 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Niigata
>>576778814I mean for auto, I'm lucky to get 4000 SP normally with her I get 500 more same for the stats, they are all a bit higher with her
oh right if I don't run an instance of bourbon then my front's a brick
>>576779043nice
>>576778815who are you? I know you're in my club but nobody uses a falco uma
>>576778971Also the feel of someone against you with their hands behind your neck is pretty top notch but that’s something else entirely
>>576779043WHAT IS THAT
>>576779043this but with her tongue inside my hairy fat ojiisan ass
G T Carry wins the 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Chukyo
>>576779043
What would Amazon and Akebono make for dinner using a whole papaya, four tomatoes, and eight ornamental squash from a free compost box they got at the hippy grocery store?
>>576778984You'll always be the biggest schizo hereFiguratively and literally
Fuck this CM actually. I'm going with 1 ace and 2 auto'd debuffers lmao.
>>576776689I'm staying over at Cafe's place
>>576779043Won't you think of the advertisers??!?
Rouge Bonito wins the 1st race (3YO Maiden) at Sapporo
>>576779127Hey so please don't ruin finebro reputation like this
>>576779043I fucking hate X-ray. All I see is a horrific fistula.
>>576779331that 'finebro' is me, you're replying to me
>>576779216>the hippy grocery storei'm digging this fanfic already, go on
>>576778898It's not even UG1. You quite literally can get better stats overall on Unity.
Jasper Trueno wins the 2nd race (2YO Debut) at Niigata
>>576779425I know where you live so knock it of buckarooHere's a falco song I'm listening to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpNVmm4wVeE
>>576779043Someone post the Tachyon image, I love seeing it.
Contestado wins the 2nd race (2YO Debut) at Chukyo
>>576779661>>576779043
>>576779661
realtalk I actually missed the pornpostersthe responses make me laugh
Chika Valiente wins the 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Sapporo
Ah...This means mine will hit my proxy soon. Scary.
Korallion wins the 3rd race (2YO Debut) at Niigata
>>576779757
>>576779428Hishi Amazon asked her trainer to drive her to the hippy grocery store to buy gluten free muffins. Akebono was there earlier and knew they had some free compost boxes, so she also got one of those while she was there with 3 papayas, 6 boxes of figs (4 of which were rotten), 4 tomatoes, 2 apples, 2 bags of grapes, 3 cucumbers, and about 20 ornamental squash. They ate everything except one papaya, 4 tomatoes, 1 box of non-rotten figs, 1 bag of grapes and eight ornamental squash. They cooked something amazing for their trainer and raped him after eating. I just need to figure out what they cooked for realism's sake. Trainer didn't like the texture of the raw papaya, so it has to be cooked somehow.
>>576780005porn is boring
>>576780005haru would say this
I want to make Ayabe happy
>>576779219Ok and?
Some guy thinks its cute I want to baby trap him but he doesn't play umamusume or have any interactions with real uma. Is it even worth going for him?
>>576780030
Pyoitto Hareruya wins the 3rd race (3YO Maiden) at Chukyo>The slide song won>The slide song won>The slide song won>The slide song won
>>576780060she wouldn't be ayabe if she was happyshe is defined by her suffering and self-doubt
>>576780108what
>>576780108guys can't get pregnant
>>576780108YWNBAW
FUCKIREEEEEEEE
Inthanon wins the 3rd race (3YO Maiden) at Sapporo
special week is so sexy
if 7 I masturbate to fuku
>>576780446no she isn't, grass
Trustia wins the 4th race (3YO Maiden) at Niigata
>>576780446disagree
>>576780005
https://x.com/nomaoi_official/status/2085909791940215180Stamina training but in real life
>>576780476obviously its a bored meido that wants to ban on a friday night. Enjoy yours
>>576780446said nobody ever
>>576780606
>>576780551spe thighs pero pero
Tanisen Gold wins the 4th race (3YO Maiden) at Chukyo
haven't seen a slacker event in ages-1 borrow
>club drama hours>umama + other thread personality drama hours>porn dump hours
>>576780716>GOLD allure>rulerSHIP
requestan porn of maru
any second now till comfy hours
Danon Fiore wins the 4th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Sapporo
People don't understand how much I love this beautiful horse. Maybe it's because I'm black.
>>576780869the only uma i care about is tamamo choc chip
>sexual penetration hours>pregnancy discussion hours>ultrasound imagery hours
>>57678078115 mins and it's dinner hourswhat you getting delivered gwos? a classic pizza or something more nutritious, like pork chops?
>>576780157I know but i want her to be free of her survivors guilt and internal suffering so she can truly be happy to live for herself for the first time in her life-like in the end of her career
Arabian Dream wins the 5th race (3YO Maiden) at Niigata
>>576780992I made cream of broccoli soup.
>>576780992Oguri rubbing her womb after I cum inside her
>>576780023this is good. it's got a perfect sense of humor.i suggest a pasta with the ornamental squash.which would have been delicious if the squash hadn't been ornamentalit should also be a pathetically small amout of pasta in simmering in that pot, as the main intent being distracting trainer for rape
>>576780992>getting delieveredEven foil counter anon makes his own food. Come on now
>>576780781I think we should merge to porn posting in clubs while thread personalities scream at each other
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>576780732I got the first migraine I've seen since probably URA last night.
>>576781152Don't be like that, it's Friday night
>>576780992I ordered gogigui and teokbokki ate it all so I'm good for a while
>>576780903but youre supposed to like pic
Lay Classic wins the 5th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Chukyo
>>576781143That's a good start. What about the tomatoes and papaya? That's like four pounds of food that I- that Amazon and Akebono don't want to waste.
>>576781223Why did Stego jump off the roof of a building?
>>576781353mejiro mejiro
>>576781430to get to the bottom
>>576781430She wants to believe
>>576781314bro is babbling and gurgling, and passing it off as food. get that spit out of your mouth and show it
>>576781430to escape alimony payments
>>576781256Yeah I grilled some bratwursts and now I'm getting wasted on jameson
>>576781526She doesn't have children to need to do that.
next bread will be wurst
alll that looping only for you to save the ones with that fat stamina*3 but none of the white skills...
next brat will be inseminated
i ate some chocolate wafer things
7 and I rape the next uma posted
>>576781767kowai
>>576781767
oh no
>>576781706I save good blue/pink sparks on their respective shoe icon as a pool of parents/grandparents and the best whites on the white cake icon as a GGP eugenics line.
>>576781706That is life
>>576781514Okay that made me giggle motherfucker
New shitposting material for all of you
>>576781706are you looping ignited wit + prudent on a late surger parent
>>576781646ate some italo bread with salted butter todaywas surprisingly yummy
>>576765910Rice Rape
>>576781385>don't want to wastetrue. you don't want them to be bad hippies, they'd definitely be the good kind of hippy, just a bit clumsy on the food purchases when intending to rape trainer.what if they simply go donate the extra food to a food drive dressed in only hippie hoodies and nothing else? after the rape of course.and trainer would be looking haggard, tagging along because he accepted his fate long ago, but still has hope in making them at least wear panties to the food driveAmazon and Akebono are happy and oblivious to it all of coursethen all you have to write is the scene where trainer comes through the door hungry
>>576781706I rather use 2 stam ones with the good whites
>>576780476
Falco should be able to fly
>>576781886I'm looping racing+ignited spirit skills and a few other regular skills, that prudent is a wild hint
>>576782018you get 2 stam parents?
>>576782074Anon... he died in a car accident after doing cocaine
Oh baby
>>576782074Mambo should be able to as well, but no one says anything about that
>>576781706>>576782086Remember to loop pedal to the metal and umastan
>>576781030Iinchou would approve.
>>5767821851* guts, 2* pace chaserI've seen this far too many times
>>576781807Okay I guess that works but I won’t let her like it >rapes Mayano top gun with a condom on
Admire Groove should be able to dance
Any old wizards here?I remember seeing some of you guys talking about RTS and tried Starcraft as my first and I'm pretty shit and apparently 2 is easier to play but story is shit should I drop 1 and play 2?
>>576782269groove means umanko
>>576782185nice 2* wit 1* pace chaser, bwo
>>576782074THAT AIN'T FALCO
umanko means no one left behind
>>5767822912 is just way easier to play. It still has a skill ceiling you'll never climb high on, most likely. I'd just go with 2. You can get to a satisfying level of macro and then maybe some micro eventually.
>>576782269She knows how to dance though
>>576782291>I remember seeing some of you guys talking about RTSTHAT WAS WEEKS AGOAnd yes. SC2 has arcade as well which is fun as fuck with tons of options.
>>576782291I'm proud of you for finding a second Maruzen image
>>576782291Continue 1 then play 2.2 makes thing easier but it won't be easier if you don't learn the mechanics of the races.Terrans - jack of all tradesZerg - cheap throwaways and sacrifice Protosss - Expensive and strong, retreating for shield recharging is a good tactic
>>576782086>ignited spirit skillsNot worth it. Only fronts benefit from going through Nunity because of Ignited Wit. If you're latemaxxing, I'd loop>Umastan>Pedal>Racing Stamina
Kawakami is a BIG uma…
>>576782291SC2's gameplay is nice at least, even if the story is fucking dogshit. I love broodwar, but yeah I don't blame you if it's too much mechanically.
>>576782000Amazon and Akebono aren't hippies, the proprietors of the grocery store are. It's kind of like the one Hank shops at in King of the Hill except you don't need a membership.>>5767822912 has easier single player campaigns if that's what you mean. Both are good games with very entrenched veteran players, so ladder will be tough either way. I would play both games' campaigns before you commit to multi.
>>576782770glug
>>576782770>>576782687help....I'm in danger...
>>576779715Heh...
Wtf LH was missing from 50% of my trianings before the first newyear.. never had a pal disappear that god damn much
I'm leaving /Uma/ Club someone take me in.
>>576782690>big gorilla
>>576782995*unzips*
Light O!
>>576783161wrong thread
This is what peak performance looks like.
>>576783331not flat enough
>>576783265She's ENcore thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNK2cQPUNfc
>>576783331suzuka isn't that big
>>576783331>peak>flat
>>576782495>>576782548>spoilerThat's how long I've been playing SC1 and being shit at it now I understand why only koreans like itI'll drop 1 and try out 2 then>>576782592I don't know what you're talking about>>576782696>press a group to go up>they go down and die>restart>make army and it works once then enemy invades and destroys me even though i prepped but apparently units are impossible to control>restart>make an army and it gets either rekt by cannons or gayass spells that stop me from even playing for a whole minute or the enemy somehow has every counter to my units under the sun and I literally can't advance the expansion zerg stagesI tried everything and literally don't know what the fuck and any tutorial I see is sweaty pvp that I understand less so yeah even if story is shit if gameplay is fun it's all good
Bigger?
>>576783490too big, too much drag
Women should be seen and not heard
The best part about training Digitan is all the random noises she makesfor example I like her oof when she fails training but I wish it would stop happening so often
I don't like Suzuka.
Silver Will wins the 5th race (2YO Debut) at Sapporo
>>576783490BIGGER ASS
Oguri wanted to share food with me.Is it over?
>>576783704I like the noises she makes when she wins a race. It’s very addicting to hear
>Meisho Tabaru has returned to the Chestnut East Training Center to prepare for the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe challenge!
today i had to stand more than the normal amount of going to the lunch room and back so my legs hurt
>>576783939I gain 0.5kg every week due to inactivity. Please exercise (I say to myself)
What does this hand gesture mean?
>>576784001How old are you?
>>576784001it means wei
>>576784001Satan is lord
>>576784056Wei?
>>576784001spooderman
>>576783787Damn, hope G Fforia can bounce back from this.
i love mayano top gun
>>57678403762.5 years old
>>576784145>6>2+5SIX SEVEEEEN
>>576784001Only uncs gets it
>>576783912I BELIVE IN YOU TABARUthough I really wish he wins the frog race. My boy will be a national hero
>>576784093Being their trainer must be draining
>>576784001That means "I love you" in sign language.
>>576784280I like Tabaru but I have to root for GOATmire Terra too
>>576784202You little...!!!
>>576784519I want to fuck this zoomer so bad holy shit
>>576784001Rumic sign. Google it. But also you're way too fucking young.
>>576784568S-She's only temporarily bratty from the potion she drank. Do not fuck!
Sir, your latest wiggle slophttps://files.catbox.moe/jpcseo.mp4>>576784659LET ME FUCK THE ZOOMER
when can i start buying gold crystals, i cant stand getting dupes on year old cards but cant get a god damn dupe for sky or fm or fucking whoever
>>576784661I would beg Kingu on my hands and knees to let me drink her pussy sweat
weiii desuwa
gyaru ojousama uma when?
>>576783474Black Sheep WallPower OverwhelmingShow me the money
>>576784519i dont get it
>>576782291Played Starcraft 1 custom games for the porn games
>slop>haha look at me posting lewds>slop
what is the best generalist speed card to slap at everything rght now?
>>576784519HELIOS !!!!!
>>576785090kitasan
>>576785090Tachyon/Hag replaced Kita, but Kita is still useful.
>>576785090agnes
>>576785090tachyon/ksb
>>576785206>>576785206>>576785206777
>>576784956>cheatsnta I used cheats when I first played sc1 though, can't blame you
