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>Global Game News
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>>576805750
Misexo Bourbon
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>>576805750
Drinking Bourbon fluids
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You need ancestors MLBd btw.
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umas for this feel?
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Mmm bros, this calc doesnt even have new pal card...
Weird
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>>576805895
It's called Ancestors and Guides.
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this thread will be miler better
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>>576805895
Nvm it's called ancestors
Damn i'm fucked now
Probably need to skip and forever borrow
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this thread will not have gay nonnies talking about orgies
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>>576805982
it'll be okay anon.. if you use THAT
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>>576805982
borrow the card, you will only use it for 5 cms you can endure it
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Would putting Ancestors in Mejiro banner be better or worse?
Since both only work at MLB rolls that could go to Mejiro would be wasted on a 0-2LB ancestors you were going to borrow anyways
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sorry danchou, im playing the cryer mmorpg
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>>576805929
She would think and say that
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>>576805841
When Global becomes contemporaneous with JP i will simply retire from pvp
Then i will not have to deal with the deceptive manner
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Uhhh
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>>576805982
Borrowing will be the play, especially if you want Bourbon wit in addition to Ramonu. Many people will be in your situation too so it's not as big of a competitive disadvantage as you might think.
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Right after a race, while Agnes Digital is still warm and steamy, I want to bury my face right into her crotch, take a deep whiff and a deep lick, and push her thighs against the sides of my face
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I had my first Uma dream
I remember a brief moment where i was kissing Rice Shower's armpit, she exposed it to me, and she was rubbing it against my face once i dived in it
I don't remember really the feeling, nor i think i smelled anything, but i remember it was good, i was enjoying it a lot, even if i sensed to do something really wrong for some reason
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>>576806032
cygays is pretty straightforward with uma now
>anniversary banner
Must pull
>anything else
Whale territory
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>>576806032
Well we arent going to reach that point for another projected 11 years or something crazy like that, so we'll be safe for a while.
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In progress:
https://jiggie.fun/_uFTkR
https://jiggie.fun/_uFTkR
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>>576806040
We groom umas here
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>>576806058
>>576806018
Yeah but i'm new and i kinda need to borrow everything else too
Finemotion (though as i understand you dont need her after ramonu)
Supercreek etc
Damn that's hard, but we will do it bwos
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>>576805841
hmmm no thanks i'll be happy with 1lb
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>>576806104
just because all the human rights banners are on scenario banners doesn't mean that all non-scenario banners are skippable
the indicator you really want is whether there's free pulls or not
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>>576806062
Thats my plan too
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>>576806172
There's only 2 cms in GM you would need Creek for so you'll be fine for most of it.
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>>576806101
that filly was a juvenile, you pedo... you're under arrest for dreamcrime
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>>576806062
>SSR selector Ruby pwr
Skipping Natie will haunt me all the way until Dia. I can't afford to wait that long for Ruby.
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>>576805620
Already happened to me.
400 pulls, 1 Tachyon. Could go for another 600, but what's the point? And I also was ultrafucked on SMaru banner right before it.
And some people had it even worse. I'm basically eliminated from competing and having fun in GC because I had an abnormally shit luck with pulls.
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>>576806327
Is Teio for rent too?!
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>>576806328
I also skipped natie but got a 0lb spook from my tach pulls. Instantly blew both my of my selectors and a crystal on her.
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>>576806172
you got your Biwa event card, right?
you're better off not thinking much about Creek unless you want to go hard with the anniversary selectors and rainbow stones, plan for Sounds of Earth instead
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>>576806328
I am so glad I sparked her banner after getting her on a daily pull during her 2nd banner. She does me well ever since MANT
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>>576806382
That was my plan but then I didn't get spooked by her. And don't have a usable Tachyon either. Which leaves me needing to pull for Ruby to have any chance in the upcoming miles.
Her last chance to spook me will be on the Creek banner, because if I don't max out my Creek there the selectors are 100% going to her before Natie.
Trying to make lemonade when life gives you plums is annoying.
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>>576806412
>plan for Sounds of Earth instead
Elaborate? pls
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Kris S would totally have a black trainer
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>>576806315
>juvenile
>senior year
>developed breasts
Uhmmm
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>>576806516
Doto wouldn't say bad things like this
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For Nakayama Festa's effect of 0% failure chance, do you see it beforehand or do you have to click it and you can only really tell if it's working if you're clicking on 99% failure trainings?
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>>576806514
She is an upgrade over Creek before Shakur stam comes out. Not worth it, if you got a usable Creek already, but well worth planning for if you got no Creek
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>>576806514
She is a direct upgrade to Creek
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>>576806514
Earth is the first time Creek gets power crept as a general-use stamina card with a gold heal, but not by enough to warrant pulling if you already have Creek
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Grass should be assigned the one American trainer transferred from Tracen USA
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>>576806550
Why is that a bad thing, anon?
For shame...
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>>576806561
If Festa's effect works, you'll see the training rate at 0% on the facility she's in before you go through with the training
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>>576806646
You just want to make racial and ntr jokes. You are a bad person.
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>>576806662
Nice
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>>576806646
W-Well...
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>>576806668
I wasn't that anon
& Kris S is from America & isn't even white...
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holy kino rino...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv7lwTiq7iw
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>>576806713
Its a goated roamer card. Good late skills too
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>>576806587
>>576806585
>>576806572
Got it, but i dont have Creek, so maybe i should get 0Lb
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>>576806514
As the other anons have said, direct upgrade to Creek. Comes with good generic hints, sp bonus and a bit more stat output too. She also lets you choose between a golden speed and recovery skill so you can use her even fore shorter mediums without feeling you are down a card (and just run full power sparks).
As the other also mentioned, many people wont be pulling because she gets powercrept by Air Shakur stam after ~8 months. Shakur then stays bis for a bit over a year.
If you're a total creeklet and can fit in 400 for SoE then it's a very solid choice.
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Are we getting halloween Palmer before the Mile CM?
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>>576806780
Try for 400 pulls, LB0 is almost never a good investment for SSRs
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>>576806725
Doto is EVIL
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>>576805620
I have never been in group B, and I played with 2-3LB KSB at times, or 1LB Super Creeks, my current CM ace uses Tachyon but the SR wit card because it's the best wit card I have, I'll make it to A finals
You'll be fine
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>>576806918
Ai's umanko
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>>576806515
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>>576806965
SPECHUD HATE
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>>576805982
you can do 400+ uncap gem on ramonu
shurely you didn't use all of them
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Are we really getting a Seeking the Pearl + Ruby rerun in September or was that some kind of jp fuckup?
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Seeking the Hag
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>>576807087
The Pearl banner was bugged on JP
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>>576807081
I started playing on this anni (kinda), so i dont have gems
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>>576807087
both
apparently carat purchases (or pulling, idk) were broken for the duration of the banner so they reran it
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>>576806514
Her name is Sounds of Ass
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>Training music is nice
>the little song segments every concert season are nice
>Still need to mute music and voices because i will lose my shit if i have that up for hours at a time grinding out aces
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>join a room with uncapped speed + medium A uma
>feel good about winning
>check other umas
>they also have uncapped speed + med A
wtf i shouldnt have checked FUCK
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>>576807235
only the fattest of hogs will have capped speed
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>>576807247
Doto would say this and mean it
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If you wouldnt make it to the top earners /uma/ mergeclub you arent invited to the nonny orgy
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>>576807235
I was happy to see my stam debuffers working on a guy I raced against in a room only to see that his hog had 450 stamina
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>>576807247
>>576807274
Doto is lovely. She wouldn't say or do this.
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I fucking HATE Doto
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>>576806918
Level of competition and gap in power/tools is getting tougher tho. Having a flex borrow slot is a must. We already looking at the statcaps that only ultradedicated whales can reliably hit. People already complaining that getting useful aces is taking way more time than it took in MANTBlazer.
You could get away with lots of bullshit in Year 1 of Uma.
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No one hates Doto
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>>576806101
The only uma dream I've had is watching TM Opera O sit around with dementia, but my dreams are more "I'm watching another version of me do these things"
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>>576806918
also forgot to mention my ace is xoguri not sure if that matters
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Duramente propaganda poster hasnt shown himself for so long I briefly considered removing her from the pull plan. She stays for now though.....
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>>576807405
I've properly set up a pull plan so I don't fuck up anymore, but you can get away with it for longer, global players are mostly retards
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Maybe GC wouldn't have been such a bad scenario if the speed cap was only 1500
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>>576807405
That's true, it was easy to compete with heavy spenders in year 1 but we're entering the specialist era now.
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I hate Dotoposters
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>knocked out shakur with poisoned chocolates
>doxxed shakur FOR NO REASON so she'd be forced to work for free for Rudolf
>puts onions sauce in OperaO's coffee
>messes up operao's fan fest play because she's seething Ayabe got a bigger part than her
>convinced operao to stage a play where she gets murdered
>shakes all OperaO's carbonated drinks before handing them to her
>mistimes operao during training
>knocks out OperaO regularly by "accident"
>tries to convince Fuku to settle for mediocrity and lose in the Karuta event
>reminds Fuku of that her sister is dead while she's grieving her
>throws the team race by breaking her own bike by "accident" so the OperaO/NTR team loses
>refused to stream Turbo's race so that Teio would stay a depressed cripple: keep in mind it took TWO umas to pin her down so she really, REALLY didnt want that to happen
>broke shakur's PC
>broke the vending machine so that Kris S couldnt use it
>fed her sandwich to El's bird then snitched on it
>joined the ramen scenario so she could legally poison Shakur once more

her motto? She NEVER goofs up.
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https://x.com/tospo_keiba/status/2085990785695338579
Yanko has arrived at Hakodate for the final training weeks before going to US of A
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>>576807504
just cut the fucking tokens from 5 to 3
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>>576807580
He is a cute fat fuck
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Best deck for deboofers?
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>you need to count your rolls carefully so you can spend 600 rolls on 3.5 anni banner bwo
I might be not alive at this time damn
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>>576807405
>tfw had a flex borrow slot for most of Aoharu & all of MANT
>only won one CM
There's always hope (but not for me)
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Doto didn't mean any of it and she's got fat jiggly tits so you'll forgive her right?
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Doto is so cute, I hope she spooks me when I roll on Pearl
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Whats a good debuffer deck?
Do I bring Rudolf and NNN or Ass Wonder and NNN?
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>>576807725
No. She's dead to me.
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>>576807725
but half of the reason I like Doto is because she did mean it
the other half is her juicy hugey milkers doe
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>>576807582
they do both of these things in GM and yet everything is so much worse
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Doto did this
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Yeah, Doto marriage and Doto children
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I'm going to promote hags everyday until you like it
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>>576807725
No, a 6% WR Doto robbed me of a cm finals win. Her tits can fat jiggly and juicy, and yet I still wouldnt forgive her.
>>576807763
Either bring 2 dominators or 2 stam debuffers. Going half/half is worthless
For debuffers the only thign that matters is just stacking as many as possible and potentially getting keen eye from the gold city speed card to proc with summer goldship inherit.
R Rudolf wit has stam debuffs while Marv Sunday wit has hesitant front and pace I believe. Just run those depending on what type of debuff you're running and then stack wit cards for max wit (ideally in unity where wit decks are actually a valid strat)
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>>576807825
So many umas are from rich families...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>576807951
Tracen is an elite school after all
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Someone post that doto basedsauce screencap
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>>576807928
I already like it though and I LOVE hags
Feel free to keep doing it though
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>>576807951
"Sport of Kings"
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>>576807928
but i already like them
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>>576807987
Tracen scholarship students are cute...
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>Ines Fujin valentine
People say she s good, why though?
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>anti-doto propaganda
but she's so cute
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>>576808232
She's like Valentine Bourbon where she already inherently has a lot of the things a front runner wants within her kit except she can actually use the Bourbon wit card.
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>Rickey have awoken my oneeshota fetish
>gets horny every I see her
I'm gonna hire some hooker or something, I don't even care at this point
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>>576808003
brown americans when they get spice mogged by the irish woman
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>>576808267
Doto, stick with me for the rest of our lives!!!
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>>576808195
Having a Tracen trainer scout an uma off campus and paying their first year out of pocket in exchange for hot uma sex (she actually is talented and becomes distinguished)
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>>576808370
feng shui is bad for you
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>>576808295
Sounds cool
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>>576808440
but urara is not talented
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It's unironically fucking OVER. Over 150 pots, all gone since auto, and I'm still stuck on a grandgrandparent grind.
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>>576808374
How does a fucking Ir*sh do it?
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If you have ever won a CM with Doto at any point could you please reply to this post..
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>>576808505
scroll down
it surprised me I had some fruit items that work the same as TP pots maybe you still have them too
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finally got a 2* dirt parent, and can only manage to mutate shichi to B dirt
I was gonna run her as a sacrificial uma anyway, so whatever
I'm fucking done with this stupid CM
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>>576805841
which video is this from? I can't see any new video
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>>576808492
She's not as strong as Kita White for mediums but very good for miles and def can still win those medium races if you know what youre doing with her. Cute outfit too!
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Speaking English to Finemo and Doto!

Not understanding a fucking word they're saying!

Asking Grass and Taiki for help!

I can't understand their Southern accent either!!!
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>>576808572
that's only if he did the umadex event kino
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>>576808613
it's an old one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhrARdOJXjc
he warned about throne and ancestors
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>>576808572
I ate starberries ages ago.
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>>576807725
With tits that big I'd forgive her for killing this whole general
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>>576808496
Something something urara is closer to deep impact than the average uma to urara. She’s the worst of the best (in terms of uma musume)
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>>576808705
oh, thanks
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>>576808457
I don't care what is bad for me or what could ruin my life, let's go Rickey!
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>>576808752
It's like AHL plugs still being top of the top, even if they look like bums next to Crosby's and the likes. They still gonna skate circles around your beer league ass.
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>>576807725
What's the IRL lore for why Doto's got those saggy milkers?
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>>576808752
no Haru is quite bad remember she never actually won anything
Umas like Twin Turbo, Biko, and Mambo are the Brian Scalabrines of the umaverse
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>>576808879
Irl horse actually had big chest muscles. No joke.
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>>576808887
Brian isn't a scaly.... she'a an uma with soft skin...
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Tachyon LOVE
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>>576808752
she couldn't even win plumber races
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>>576808879
it's so that i can suck on them as her punishment whenever she goofs up in training
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Heh, you think you can outspeed a flower?
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>>576808887
>>576808989
Then Tracen probably keeps urara for marketability purposes or nepotism
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>>576808671
Ask Flash for help
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Urara is Rudolf's bastard child
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>>576809031
nyo. but i can outseed her womb
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>>576808671
Just ask Pearl
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>>576809114
Digitan would undoubtably know this, but would never say this
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>>576808671
grassu doesn't speak english. the only language she knows is that of her motherland, glorious nihon.
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I self insert as the shota
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>>576808457
you don't understand, there's a tons of pinsalons with cute chicks and some of the are even wearing those Chinese clothes, Satan himself is tempting me
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I will not jerk off to Doto
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>>576809245
good, you shouldn't
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Ayabeeeeeee
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big tits =/= sexy
she has to have the right personality too
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Protect Doto's tits from others
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>>576809350
being an evil goofball is a good personality
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>>576809285
she doesnt bounce like this
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Maruzensky
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Doto goofed up and forgot the birth control, but thats okay. I goofed up too and cam inside her succulent umanko raw
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>>576809431
It's actually not okay.
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>>576809491
Why not?
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>>576809431
Imagine how big her booba get when she is pregante...
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Doto's goof ups are cute so its 100% okay
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>>576809521
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>>576809587
>>576808440
Norn my beloved...
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Doto goofed up and instead of taking birth control she took fertility supplements.
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https://youtu.be/wxE-YA75DbE
>【KEIBA MAD】Crossing the World - A True Hero Does Not Choose Their Battlefield -
KINO
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>he likes a canon gay uma
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Doto's fat tits will get saggy when she's a hag.

Be smart. Love flatties.
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>do a McQueen Ace GL run for the upcoming CM
>2nd place Debut, at least 2 Mood Downs in Junior
>Give Up
>2nd place Debut, at least 1 failed training (<20% failure chance)
>Give Up
>2 consecutive mood down events
>Give Up
>Mood Down and Slacker
>Give Up
Mejiro McQueen, why do you hate me?
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>suddenly doto propaganda
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>>576809587
Sex.
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>>576809763
Saggers are umazing however
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>>576809781
Not enough parfaits
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>>576809612
Another masterstroke by accidentally evil Doto-san. Bravo.
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>>576809815
Mentally ill umas shouldn't have tits that fat
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>>576809763
I think there is a slight misunderstanding here, I love huge saggers.
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new cryer
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>>576809868
Have a mentally stable uma then
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i have doto fatigue
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>>576809763
I don't know about Still in Love but I'm 70% sure her mentall illness is a product of breast envy.
Flatties are not good enough.
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>>576809872
>torezzi
is that how japanese see it
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>>576810046
that's korean
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>tee-hee I goofed up so badly my vagoo accidentally wrapped around your peepee, trainer-san...
Seriously who the fuck would buy this retarded excuse
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>>576810015
She's constantly mogged by Light Hello (I am trying to get with her)
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>>576810092
me
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>>576809724
Don’t you see the appeal of Norn Ace running alongside Oguri cap, and even when she loses she still has a big smile because she was able to run alongside her friend in the big leagues? Or her wanting a threesome between her trainer and Oguri Cap?
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It's been 2 weeks I think a shower is due, wish me luck.
Wash away the bad luck before CM and all that.
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>>576810149
Anon no you'll wash away all your gamer aura
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>>576810092
I would.
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>carrots have very little, to zero fat
>carrots contain roughly 25 calories
unironically, how many carrots do you have to fucking consume and for how long to become a fat fuck?
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>>576809943
Dia boobies...
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>>576806740
Perfect. Will watch later.
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>>576810309
umamusume carrots are different
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>>576810309
alot
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>>576810309
have you seen what kind of recipe they do with carrots in that world?
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>>576810309
Considering how active umamusume are, maybe 200/day
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>>576810309
Spe...
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>>569948294
An update for you
Desert Rose (sire - Bed Flowery, dam - Shane Shadema) is retiring after his 8YO season and will now stand stud. In 49 starts, he has won 28 times, including 19 G1s, 5 G2s and 3 G3s. His final placement stat is 28-8-4-9. During his career he received the following awards: 2030,2031 Best Sprinter (EU)
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>>576810309
>at first i thought it's because she a slut
>but it's because she is a fattie
Damn bros...
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>>569948412
An update for you
Juvenile Phil (sire - Ramen Up, dam - Tamamo Future) is retiring after his 8YO season and will now stand stud. In 41 starts, he has won 18 times, including 11 G1s, 4 G2s and 2 G3s. His final placement stat is 18-17-4-2.
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>>576810456
>what kind of recipe they do with carrots
Good thing you said that and not
>what they do with carrots
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>>576810775
Cute dancing!

Cute titty jiggle!
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Fuji Kiseki
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>>576810836
She is a very good girl in many ways!
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>>576806032
I don't think you need to worry about that. I'd be very surpriserd if the game still has any relevance by the time global catches up. Noone in the thread right now will still be playing then.
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>>576806032
you arent playing this game in 12 years gwo
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>>576810787
Only 11 G1 wins? What a jobber...
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>>576810846
Fuji Kisekxy
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I'm trying to do a quick and dirty XOg for the CM
what 3 recoveries do I want?
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>>576810990
The gap moe between a cute prince-like Fuji and her being completely weak against her trainer
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>>576811050
My foot, and my two fists.
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I love Dia and her fat tits
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I know a thing umas can do with a carrot :^)
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>17 years old
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>>576811050
777
hydrate/gourmand (probably gourmand unless you're making it past 800-900 stam)
one of any that triggers reliably pre-late race (corner recovery, straightaway recovery, soft step, there's probably more)
u=ma2

That's 4 total because both 777 and u=ma2 are fine as the final trigger so it improves reliability
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>>576811198
My fist up Ace's boipussy
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>>576811050
Gourmand
Corner/Straight
777
U=ma2
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Question: do the non-support card supporters provide any bonus or malus when they show up in training?
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>>576811359
They grant you more tokens, yeah
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BIG HEAD BIG HEAD
LARGE CRANIUM
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>>576811514
Biwa love and marriage!
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>>576811487
Post the second panel
NOW
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>>576811487
Digitan is simply the cutest. That's all there is to it.
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>>576811686
I find her even cuter when she gets embarrassed by being oshi’d
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>>576811262
>>576811253
4 then? got it
thanks anons
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>>576811487
uh oh
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>>576811738
That is peak Digitan, yes.
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nobody talks about how deep Big headhide's voice is...
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>>576811837
sexo too
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>>576811795
There was this one comic where Digitan went into the trainer’s apartment and it was covered ceiling to floor of Digitan merch. Peak Digital cuteness
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>Hokko Tarumae and Wonder Acute are in the game now
wait what
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>>576812028
I hate Fukukitaru SO MUCH, she would make the perfect wife.
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Lets say i will buy 100% Kitasan White

Do i need Suzuka for something after?
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>>576812173
evo suzu is meta
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>>576811747
Oguri Cute
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>>576811747
if you have extra SP buy shake it out too
it WILL save your life
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>>576812173
Much like Oguri, devs will always ensure that Suzuka is always relevant
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>>576812247
For that distances though? Same as white?
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>>576811387
Thank you.
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Exactly how reliable is See Ya Later anyway? Its conditional on another uma being positioned behind you
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>>576812348
PTO is fine
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if you used palmer you'd know how good see ya later is
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>>576812348
PTO was always a godlike hint that you would always use
now imagine a gold of that skill, it's a no brainer
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>>576812128
I have it on good authority that Fuku has done nothing wrong
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I made Fusaichi Pandora into a root mare of a new famous Dam line
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>>576812408
>>576812436
>PTO
Paid time-off?
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>>576812610
Plap The Oguri
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>>576812657
with me as oguri
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you guys don't buy skills on your fan runs, right?
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>>576812301
do I trust this one?
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>try to update my aces
>each run becomes worse than the last
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>>576812689
No one do runs for the sole purpose of farming fans, right?
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>>576812768
I'm actually farming bond level 11, but you know, a gift to the danchud
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Imma fap to bourbon later today
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>>576812847
hi
...
why not now
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>>576812764
Truly the chrono effect
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>>576812894
I'm working
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Fuku seems like one of those women who'd have a bangin ass milf bod when they hit 40
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people do fan runs without looping? why?
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My dick loves too many umas... How do I make it focus on one?
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>>576812701
nYeppers
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Raped relentlessly by umamusume
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>>576812983
that's too bad...
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>>576813045
That would probably kill you
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>>576813000
I can confirm that. My wife is super hot and orange
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>>576813006
If you already have your loop umas or have grandparents good enough for you, the only thing left is doing parent runs or farming fans since parent runs don't give that many fans.
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>>576813109
There's no such thing as being done looping, when your 4 skill loop is done you go work on the 5 skill loop
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Since when did Rushing Gale have a speed up component??
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>>576813178
retard
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>>576812768
Not him, but I'll periodically set up a MANT auto while at work. It's mostly for the bond levels and character fans, but I'll be nice to danchou and say it's for him and the club
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>>576813174
I assume you are not aware the parents you make will expire next scenario.
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>>576812913
Has she recovered from Kwab du Nord yet?
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>he's here
Was nice while it lasted
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>>576813006
Gold City let's me loop skills while still getting 1 million fans and 1 stat with 1100 for better chance at 3*
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>>576813253
what causes a racing spirit stamina parent to expire?
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>>576813446
Old age
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>>576813460
sex incarnate ardan
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>>576813446
being able to loop 3 stars on whites with UE parents
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>>576813253
everything is ephemeral
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>>576813549
Does Ue increase chance of 3* like 2* with SS?
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>>576810149
Had to do it. Thousand hours in paintnet
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>>576813603
yeppers, after that the only reason to make new parents will be specific uniques or more skill points to loop even more skills, but UE is the base, right now we're just memeing
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>>576813549
I doubt auto can UE grandmasters so I'll worry about that many scenarios from now
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>>576813549
How are you going to hit UE in GM with 28 races?
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>>576808546
I might actually be only person on the boards to ever win a CM with Doto
I didn't even consider that possibility when i won back then
god damn
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>>576813460
Creek and Ardan are peak sex.
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>>576813549
>UE independent training
there's almost no situation that is happening in GM
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>>576813675
would rather wait until then for any autism because that aspect for me is lame so I won't do it
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>>576813671
This is really good!
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Okay but I really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really reallyr eally really really really really really relaly really really relaly really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyy really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
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SS is pretty goated, I can definitely feel it.
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>>576812701
Back in Cancer 2 it kind of did and saved my ass a few races but also just as often did fuck all and activated Miracle way deep into the corner
But also in this track it's two layers of insurance instead of one, so..
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>>576813729
Their tits are bullying my eyes
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tell me honestly bwos... is she glue
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>>576813884
>70% for 2*
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Now that I'm thinking about it wouldn't it be better to use front and ends with stamina sparks and 3 speed 2 wit for Arima instead of borrowing the shit Kris S card?
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>>576813884
Rating only affects the star quality, not the chance of actually generating white sparks?
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>>576813884
> UE gives even higher chances
In what scenario does that start to become possible?
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>>576814005
Yes
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>>576813778
what else are we going to autocareer for..
>>576813675
is there any way to fucking lay the groundwork for this in the meantime, at least?
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>>576814047
Well, at least I don't feel about rerolling my S+ runs, because I still wouldn't have gotten these fucking sparks.
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>>576814005
That is why we loop
Even after you can consistently hit UE, you still need decent parent lines to increase your inheritance odds
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>>576814005
Correct, only having the spark present in lineage increases the chances of the spark appearing (assuming you always train the skill)
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>>576813990
Great isn't it
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>>576814068
Well your currently good parents will lay the groundwork for the newer ones.
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>>576814019
Don't worry about it as it will be a while, the meta is going to shift to SS + 1100 in good stats + hint & race maxxing for a while.
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We will never be free from the loop
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>>576807129
Yoi can get 1 gem's worth of shards every half anniversary. If you got the 3 shards from the current story event, then you will havae 21 shards, so one gem by the end of gl.
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> That one lone pace spark in a grandparent fucking up my red rolls
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>>576814203
>only
Nah. You can get the gold skill to nearly double it.
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I always love the comments from trainers. Just imagine this in umaverse
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>>576814019
It's already possible in Unity by pure witmaxxing.
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>>576814434
Double circle also slightly increases odds
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>>576814485
>I always love the comments from trainers. Just imagine this in umaverse
Yeah Bourbon got her little hat now and we trained a lot during summer. She's on another level now. Crushed a car with her bare hands
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>mfw found the secret strat
falco is going to rape everyone
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>>576814485
>lines you can say to your horse but not to your trainee
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>>576814612
"""Pure""" umadol btw.
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>>576814485
>Just imagine this in umaverse
Torena says this in a press conference, uma blushes, everyone assumes they are dating already
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>>576814630
Why are we both sweaty
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>>576814616
this should be a jeopardy prompt
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>>576814536
In independent training?
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>>576814738
No AC
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morning
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my max rating in Grand Concert has been SS+ so far
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>>576814724
Falco ASMR...
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>>576814612
first try with this deck too, got pretty unlucky overall but now I know how to play
1600/850/1200/600/1200 + 1 gold (not including whites) is the goal
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>Wit M.Sunday for Hesitant Pace/Front hints
>Guts Grass for guaranteed Late Savvy + Tether
>Aoi for guaranteed Hesitant End
>Wit Seiun for guaranteed Hesitant Late
>Gold City for Keen Eye
What other wit cards are decent for debuffs? I'm sick of Rudolf giving literally nothing all the time.
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>>576814795
Hello
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>>576814927
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>>576814927
Isnt that guts training?
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>>576814927
I train like this with my trainee
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>>576814927
erm
I don't think you can post that
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>>576814019
UAF
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>>576814927
me (on top) and who
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>>576814973
what the fuck is the in-universe difference between guts/stamina training or I guess guts/stamina anyways.
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>>576814927
Oguri Cappu as in sexo
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anyone wanna train like that?
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>>576813981
She'll live
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>>576814927
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Why did they do that?
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>>576815103
swimming builds endurance, that is trains your lung capacity and ability to keep lower heart rate under duress
guts training is pushing your physical limit, that is why it is always some really hard thing done while exhausted
guts training is about getting used to giving you very very very everything. if you never test your limits, you won't know what they really are
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>>576815232
Soccer Boy implementation soon
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can anyone help a front sissy out
which way...
already interacted with hello
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>>576815103
Guts is the thing that powers you up when you scream during the last 200 meters
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>>576814927
Thats my penis
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>>576815347
Hallo
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>>576815347
What's your deck layout, 3 speed? If so I'd take Stamina
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>>576815450
2, since she's 20%
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!!!!!!!!!IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!
Machan, does she, a husband, monogamously want??
!!!!!!!!!IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!
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I think I may have made a mistake by choosing the PC route. Even now, I subconsciously keep adding fronts into my parent loops
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>>576815542
you already asked this
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>>576815601
I didn't get the answer I wanted
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How are you supposed to get 3 hints on this? Do you need to literally buy every single song there is by early Dec?
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>>576815470
You're gonna do a lot of speed training in that case if you want to cap it. Power will come along, go for Light Hello. The extra currency would be nice too
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>>576815542
>>576815652
Machan wants her weirdo trainer to marry her after graduation because they are perfect together

That weirdo trainer is me btw
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>>576815679
Correct
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>>576815679
yes
you need to buy literally every single song
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>>576815679
not by early dec
just by the time concert comes
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>>576814927
You can't post that
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>>576815709
Machan dies before graduation
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>>576815709
Nooooo fuck youuuu
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>>576814927
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>576815679
I'm more interested on how did the bot get the white skill to lvl3 hint, literally never happened to me
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>>576815709
Machan is CUTE
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>>576815692
oki thanks
hello gave me the currency too, was definitely worth in that case
then 1 turn later recreation...
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>forgot to set agenda for the first time
>every spark I wanted hit
hatred
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ryan LOVE
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>>576815796
You die before losing you're virginity FAGGOT
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>>576815859
Probably parents, no?
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>>576815859
It cheats
It gets both Maverick and Rushing Gale out of Riko as well
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>>576815889
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stop posting nsfl
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>>576815983
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>>576815885
The game knows and waits you to fuck up the stats or schedule then gives you the best fucking spark of your life
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>>576815983
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>suzuka dev
>oguri dev
any other biased devs
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>>576814753
Do you mean a "Scenes from a hat" prompt from the comedy show "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"? For example:
>Things you can say about the racecourse, but not about your trainee
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>>576816280
What does the CB stand for?
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>watching Uma anime
>everyone asking Teio to comeback, pls Teio comeback
>McQueen: i'm gonna be the best umamusube

Is she fucking retarded or that
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>>576816475
show supports??? +41 at level 1 training how do you do that?
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>>576816497
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Just went through a shitty breakup with a ningen who I thought I'd have kids with, which uma would comfort me while I cry? I'm really fucked rn anons I could use some cute umas thanks
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>>576816497
Cinnamon Bun
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>>576816532
Yeah
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>>576816497
Carrot Burger
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>>576816671
how did it get up there without destroying the shed
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>>576816564
I wish I had the capacity to actually love someone enough to entertain the idea of having kids with them
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>>576816564
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>>576816635
>Munch Munch Day is tomorrow
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>>576816564
Your bro, duh
Ningen suck
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>>576816564
You will be alright little bro
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munch umanko day
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>>576816564
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin in this day and age
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>>576816564
you don't deserve umas you 3dpd loser
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>>576816550
here, falcosister. but don't tell anyone!
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>>576816671
>>576816814
>>576816884
>>576816886
>>576816862
Thanks bwos, I think I'm gonna take a step away from ningens for a bit and just focus on my trainees
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>>576816564
Why anons even bother with 3dpd foids is forever a mystery. Rice wife
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My fridge just broke and I had to dump out everything, which uma would comfort me while I cry?
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>>576816564
There there, Anon.
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nobody bounces like this
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>>576817169
Hishi Miracle
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>>576817219
they're silly honses you aren't supposed to relate them to ningen.
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>>576817316
I want to see her pussy
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i think i managed to get to the age of natural libido decline without ever having sex
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>>576817146
best wife
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>>576817349
>called butt scratcher
> scratches her back
Can you retards name things properly once?
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>5 racing spirit skills
>0 racing spirit sparks
>reroll
>0 racing spirit sparks
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>>576817450
Yeah that's unironically lower test
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>>576817450
wanna fix that?
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>>576817450
Many such cases
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>>576816564
>retard is sad about being free
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>>576817450
almost 30 here and beating my shit raw even more than I used to
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>>576817661
1% test drop per year after 30
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>>576817219
I want to have so much sex with Daiichi Ruby all the semen I poured straight into her womb will make her look 4 months pregnant before she's even fertilized
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>>576817695
I'm not ready for that..
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>>576817450
For a little bit in my late 20s, I would lose interest halfway through rubbing one out and just stop, and now I have to force myself to even start. I'd rather just get drunk alone over trying to find someone desperate enough to be the first everything
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>>576817629
how
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>>576817450
I should get into that age soon, but my libido is still insane. Sometime i worry about the impossibility of getting a woman who can actually quench my lust
Have you tried testing other things? looking out for something you could ever thought you would like?
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23 been jacking it daily for 6-7 years
How fucked am I?
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>>576817695
I wonder if it only affects erection, or general arousal.
I'm tired of my belly aching inside every time I think of something hot.
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>>576818006
there's nothing to hide there bro
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>>576817970
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>>576817970
ED before 30 for sure just like me
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Plenty of old men are still horn dogs, don't spend all your time worrying about it we're all gonna make it (mostly).
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I am once again asking for names
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>>576817629
faggot
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>>576818193
hol up i know where this is going
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>>576817935
>Have you tried testing other things? looking out for something you could ever thought you would like?
what like umamusume pretty derby?
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>>576818129
She's definitely the type to shove a video of something thats clearly ai in your face and unironically ask you if it's real
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Getting drunk, wandering into the courtyard of the trainee dorms and shouting that NEED UMANKO
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>>576818193
seducing Ogurin would be too easy
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>>576818307
Despair/weltschemrz- World's End
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Narita Taishin looks cute
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I don't have any CM aces, parents, grandparents. It's over.
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>>576818271
mares in heat are dangerous for me
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>>576818351
so?
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>>576818484
This is actually the fourth leading cause of fatality at Tracen
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>>576817917
wtf how is she conjuring apples in her fork
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>>576818484
Bro...why
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NEED UMANKO
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>>576818590
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH ITS WINNING TIICKEEEEEEEEETTTT
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>>576818307
>Weltschmerz
>Schadenfreude
>Fremdscham
>GuterFick (mare)
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>>576818307
Wikipedia
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This isn't even Umama but his weird skinwalker
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The strongest...
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>>576818271
We are all rolling for Machan.
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>>576818579
>>576818307
FUCK THEY'RE BOTH MARES
Weltschermz/Tyrant Force - Coup d'etat
Twin Towers/Despair - Eleven-Nine-O
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>>576818307
Heinie Aperture
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>>576818762
Helios bursting into tears!

Having no fucking idea why!!!
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>>576818795
The real one killed themselves so there's no reason to keep doing this
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>>576818682
You can do that, if you win the Arima Kinen twice. If you manage to win it back to back, infinte mineral water
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https://gachi.gay/CBT9tB
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>>576818643
not over here...
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>>576818963
why did they give oguri, the least lewd uma, a thong
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Is thia card as good as they say?
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Why did they give Helios, the zoomiest uma, fat tits
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>>576819064
It is Yeppers Wit 2.0
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>>576818937
Oguri is actually kind of hot in this
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I HATE HELIOS
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>>576818307
Hello Farewell
Eyes On Me
>>
>third perfect run
>no S medium
>with 13 sparks
DIGITAN
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>>576819064
Flash Forward is extremely powerful for late end
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I just at bread for lunch/dinner. What uma is for me?
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>>576818307
Sonic Buster/Forcefield- Black Bird
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>>576819357
add cheese and Dantsu cow is for you
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>>576819340
its irrelevant
you are not beating xog stop sweating it
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>>576819425
I had some cheese and ham with it
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Rubytore is my fucking hero
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>>576819280
Why are you grooming
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>>576819280
>>576819486
she allowed it
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>>576816564
sorry to hear that anon. please accept this hug from a diamond
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>>576819578
yes
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>>576819548
>submissive journey.
The gap moe is unreal
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>>576819548
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I want to masturbate and as soon as I'm about to cum, I want to pump Laisu once and fertilise her immediately.
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>>576819704
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For building debuffer is it better GL or Unity?
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>>576819064
this card is the start of throwing out poor browns from the late & end styles.
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>>576819632
nonny_chan <3
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>>576819842
Probably Unity
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>>576819842
Probably GL
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>>576819839
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>>576820021
>>576820041
YOU GUYS
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>>576819842
Unity
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>>576820119
I've done mine in unity but it's just because i hate GL
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I love stallions.
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>>576819842
GL
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>>576820178
Dobah
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>>576820216
i said this
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>>576819597
>Dia demands a hug
>T-san caves in on the spot like a bitch
Give an inch and they'll take a mile. Next thing you know she'll start asking for kisses after she wins.
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Finally got the last 3* Dirt parent I needed.

Time to get started on the ace.
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>>576820354
Maya...
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>>576818307
Giant Dia
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I love this artist.
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>>576820354
If you need dirt parents that means you are not building xog
If you arent using xog you already lost
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I'm going to lose to my trainee's fucking daughter
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>>576820397
It's not much but it's honest work.
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>>576806445
natie supremacy
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>>576820340
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>>576820515
>How Donna looks at you minutes before pulverizing your pelvis into dust.
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goddesses love hags
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>>576806516
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>>576820515
having the strongest mare in the world kneeling in front of you is an instant boner for me
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>>576818307
Cazador
Green Horse
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in the umanko the mighty umanko
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>>576820538
Everyone loves Nice Nature
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>>576820614
>>576820340
Wait, it's not common practice to give your trainee kisses after a win? Rickey told me it was...
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masturbatie to nice natie
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>>576820614
>As a reward for winning I want the usual
That's another thing. These trainees will ask for some sort of "one off" reward for winning but eventually it just becomes the norm and you end up doing it every time which escalates into other things. More trainers need to be wary of this before they begin something they cannot stop
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hags? they are called mommies
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>>576820904
only when you're alone
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>>576820973
she looks too young in that pic
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hmm...today I will sex the cyborg
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>>576820973
Impregnating this mommy/hag
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>>576820973
hips made for giving birth to lots of children
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>>576820904
You've been lied to
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Dober asks for kisses when we're alone in my office at the end of training days
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...
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How often you hit current daily cap of 200 carats from G1 races? 10 auto runs and I barely hit 80 carats. Your typical 25+ G1 dirtmaxxing runs.
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>>576820973
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MARVECUTE
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>>576820973
Unironically, hag sounds hotter. They elude to a more mature, more “filled out” woman. Mommy has unfortunately suffered from overuse to the point where it just doesn’t hold the same weight anymore.
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What's your reasoning for not running Xog this CM, other than that you enjoy being a backup dancer?
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>>576821451
SEX
SEX
SEX
Seaking the Pearl
SEX
>>
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>>576821654
i dont have the xog
simple as that
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>>576821654
I enjoy being a backup dancer
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>>576821654
She's ugly.
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>>576821654
i'm not from SEA
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Not going to be a backup dancer this cm. I wont even make finals
>>
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>573KG
Yanko got even FATTER
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>>576821694
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>>576821654
I'm only running Xog because I'm lazy
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>>576821837
VERY cursed
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>>576821654
Everyone will do their first ticket with xog to guarantee next round and then post screenshots about their epic sovlful team of subpar dirt mutated umas with 20% winrate
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>>576819898
That was Wit Natie for Late and Mr. CB for End, both released at a time where either must pull cards were close or after. Ruby is a borrow card.
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>deboofer hits dirt A
>again
WHERE WAS THIS IN MY MED A ACE RUNS???? FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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>>576821694
that wink always kills me
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>>576821902
This is why you don't roll for XOG at all.
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>>576821971
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>>576821956
it doesnt matter though your xog isnt going to get blocked by your debuffers
unless you are not using xog, in that case you are not winning lol
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>tfw no welcome home umawife
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I can't believe you guys killed the chiyoposters
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>>576819064
it's pretty mediocre except for the gold, but that gold is required
>>576819898
this card gains nothing except 25 priority between 1LB and MLB
just get it (or ticket it later)
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heavy yanko on my face
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>>576821985
Men only want one thing and she's beautiful
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>>576822084
best i can do is digitan....
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Are you ready to enjoy some chill comfy dirt cm?
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rickey pussy
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dirt WOULD be comfy if xog didn't exist
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>>576822440
I should probably register
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reminder that they literally never did this type of CM ever again until the america scenario
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PLEASE JUST KILL THE BOTTOM 3 LOSERS DANCHUD WE HAVE A CHANCE TO BRING THIS BACK AND YOU'RE FUMBLING OUR HARD WORK MURDER THEM KILL THEM BRING UPON A NEW ERA DANCHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>Mambo is actually healing
WHY DID YOU GUYS ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN? I CAN'T STEAL THEIR BIGGEST EARNERS ANYMORE.
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>>576822352
>>576822592
bot broke?
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Is Nakayama Festa wit the only great late surger card hint wise so far?
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>>576822731
we love Ruby here
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>>576821845
Should have been taller and 1 bust measurement bigger than Buono
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>>576821469
Boobs. Breasts, if you will.
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>>576820904
Rickey kissed me and my cultivation went up a level. What's up with that...
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>>576822795
For this CM you could also borrow Sirius Wit
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'ey
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>>576822594
free my nigga
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>>576822935
Imagine what will happen when you enjoy her umanko...
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rickey rickey destroy my dickey
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I wish I was Rickey so I could spoil a nonny here smaller than me.
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>>576822440
holy graveyard
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>>576823265
cheva love
cheva sex
ai sex
ai mom sex
oyakodon sex
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>dirt A
will this brick my digitan gwos...
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>>576823071
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I'm so hungry i could eat an umamusume
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>>576823352
Face is very Bourbon here. Not that there's anything wrong with that because I'd kill to be either's trainer.
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>>576823418
where are her nipples or areolas?
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YOU USELESS WHORE
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>>576823510
in my mouth
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Uma for this feel?
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>>576822939
It's for auto, I've been doing front/pace since december so I have 0 parents for lates. From what I've seen no other card comes close to Nakayama wit hints but I don't know much about late/end cards
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>>576823540
give em back!
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>>576821654
I want to use her as last resort. That said I'll never do this whole mutating shit ever again in GL.
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>>576823541
Inari Wan.
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Rickey using feng shui to decide sex positions.
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>>576823584
Then yeah, Festa is your best bet
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>>576821654
i dont have it and I'd rather ticket umas i actually like
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>>576823541
This picture stinks
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>>576823665
Wrong answer, but close.
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Rickey isn't even that hot, why does /uma/ lust after her so much
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>>576823786
retard
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>>576823689
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>>576823689
Noooo I'm getting fired
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>>576823528
You don't mean that
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>>576823363
Deck?
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my daring gf tact
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My Big Horse GF
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>>576824017
yeah...sure...
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>no med S
is this copa copable?
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I need that image of Super Creek being sniffed after the race by trainer.
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>>576824268
Oh, she makes me big alright
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>>576824303
Not with that wit, but you're kinda out of time anyway
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>>576824303
copa copa
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>>576824268
yes I'm waking up
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>>576824303
so far from it
the stam and power is excellent, but you need capped speed (and preferably wit too), not to mention meds.
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>>576824389
Bro I just started building aces yesterday and I don't have my own Dober
>>576824440
There's no downhill, why would wit help for a late surger?
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>>576824258
What inspiration could someone even get from having snake eyes?
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>>576824426
holy mares sex
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>>576824426
>>576824268
>gentle wife
HELLA AWAKE NOW BUDDY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=argdA1u9CFw
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>>576824480
I can lie to you if you want
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>>576824273
Great!
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>>576824480
Wit helps everyone bro. You still want like 900 for skill activations
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>>576824303
speedlet...
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hi
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>>576824484
they're distracting
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>>576824303
>late surger
My man, whoever meme'd you into that owes you an apology. By the time you would be able to actually spurt the Xoguri already took the first place while you'll be next to the debuffers.
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Yes danchou, that is a manual MANT career. I'm going to actually enjoy time with my trainee rather than clankerbot 24/7
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>>576824303
>1000 stam
>one gold recovery
>2000m
lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
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>>576824426
Fat tits are so unfair for my cock
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>>576824717
YOU NIGGERS SAID 900 STAM AND 2 GOLDS IS MINIMUM
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Smart Falcon is dumb. I don’t care for that made up umadol (more like umahole) bullshit.
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>>576824782
only if your speed is capped
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>>576824782
we do a little lying in here
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>>576824303
Oof. All these replies, where anons basically go:
>your highroll is not good enough, you gotta high roll even higher
This scenario is fucked.
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>>576824952
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>>576825085
that's like calling a 1000 speed URA run a high roll
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>>576825085
It's literally not though. No Medium S, he will be beat by Unity umas with Medium S
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>>576824858
Does gentil really do this
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fusaichi BIMBO
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>>576824902
No one says this
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>>576825085
Brother I'm sorry but that's not even a mid roll
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New alt any day now...
Cygames I beg you
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>>576825104
I'm the father btw
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>>576824858
Man I'm glad Verxina is low maintenance...
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umamusume fertility
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>>576825150
yes
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>>576825319
No, gotta give stay gold more shit first
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predict the rank ill get
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>>576825085
no shit
Its called Glue live for a reason. Your highroll should be 1400+ speed 900 stam+2 gold recovery, 1000+ wit
The problem is always that GL as a whole is an incredibly shit scenario for pumping stamina, and even using 1 creek can fuck your energy management. It might be better for next CM but again Xoguri +2 debuff is gonna be the "standard" from now on.
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>>576825524
why would you ever use air groove power card
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>>576825603
She is very sexy
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>>576825603
feng shui
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consider
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>>576825725
Considered, accepted, and marriage propsal has already been filled out.
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>>576825524
For auto?
Barely S+
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>>576825524
S+
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>>576825717
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>>576825725
Nah I’m good
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>>576825524
Easily SS if you use power growth uma, pick sprint and do no more than 27 races
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>>576824426
UOOOGGGHH SEEEX!!!
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>>576824426
AWOOOOOOOGA
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>>576826095
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>>576823786
homo
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Yae
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>>576826095
this uma is kinda sexy
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Just went through a shitty breakup with a ningen who I thought wasn't a Iesbian, which uma would comfort me while I cry? I'm really fucked rn anons I could use some non-Iesbian umas thanks
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>>576824059
marv wit, finemotion wit, nature SR wit, ardan wit, 0LB rudolf stam, borrow gold shitty
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>>576826165
my uma aunt after 5 glasses of wine
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RUN MAYACHI THERE'S PEDOS BEHIND YOU
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>>576826165
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>>576821451
Riding Pearl all day
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>>576826629
HISHIAMA SEXOOOO
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>>576826629
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>>576826629
my wife btw
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What Linux distro do you guys think Bourbon is running?
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>>576826453
daitaku helios
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>>576826629
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>>576826781
L rizz
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>>576826763
Void Linux
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>>576826826
>>576826667
I NEED HER
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>>576824426
I like this artist.
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Is throne as strong for auto as they say? Idk another card with (basically) no hints is kinda sussy...
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>>576826826
my chocolate bigsis-wife
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Stop making me lust after Copano Rickey
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>>576826629
Thank you for posting this, I've been a really good trainer recently
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>>576826726
>monetizing_running_ads.exe
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>>576826972
Relevant breakpoints are 0LB, 3LB, and MLB
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>>576827109
I look like this
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I wonder how cygames determines which umas get wedding dress alts
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>>576827142
This is Curren Chan, my precious little sister.
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>>576827169
hey
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>>576827169
hi lol
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This is Rice Shower, my precious little sister.
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>>576827109
sex shower source?
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>>576827169
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>576827207
Probably which ones were trending the hardest that year
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>>576827169
lol big-ears
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>>576823584
And here I am still using stam Tickezo like a boomer
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I am so ruined this CM
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>>576827207
child or mare, and they're all out of childs
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>finished pretty derby s2
Now i'm Tokai Teio fan
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>>576827207
they went with 2 popular umas this year, guess they will do the same next year
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>>576827303
And that's your bully from high school
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>>576827573
finemo is a hermaphrodite and she got one!
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>>576827207
I think it's literally random. They probably do handpick the 2-3 best ones in the batch, though, since the wedding cards usually have worse designs
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>>576827573
King Halo?
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>Maya
>Air Groove
>Curren
>Finemo
>Nishino
>Hishiama
>King
>Sweepy
>Cesario
>Ramonu
>Donna
>Cafe

If your oshi isn't on this list, she's not wife material. Sorry.
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No uma stan, no NN, half a year without a single wit rainbow and multiple no rainbow turns. But i dont think i can make anything better in these few more hours.
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>>576827874
>>576827874
>>576827874
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>>576827625
wrong
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>>576827726
honorary child
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>>576827726
womanchild
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>>576827796
Good thing mine isn't in this list.
Because she's not just wife material
She's MY material.
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>>576827913
fine motion the horse was literally a hermaphrodite, it's why she has hair ornaments on both sides
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>>576828218
Finemo wasn't hermaphrodite, she was intersex, which is different.
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>>576828218
she had a chromosomal abnormality affecting her reproductive system which meant she was unable to reproduce, the official Japanese racing database classifies Fine Motion as a mare
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>>576826972
yes throne gives free prudent for fronts and full throttle for lates
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>>576827169
Yo wassup...



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