>Season 4 Trailer Premieres Aug 10 at 10am PT | Overwatchhttps://youtu.be/DiIquLrEqC4>D.Mon | New Hero Gameplay Trailer | Overwatchhttps://youtu.be/XckReAEvYvE>Growing Pains Story Time with LilyPichu | Overwatchhttps://youtu.be/psPH5Z_VJc0>Tough Call | D.Mon Hero Trailer | Overwatchhttps://youtu.be/i2zohQuNcbo >Overwatch 2026 Spotlighthttps://youtu.be/N8Sgnn72e9Y>Schedule>Season 3: Into the Tiger's Den - Out Now!>Excavation Initiative Loot Event - June 16 - August 10>End of Season Competitive Drives - August 6 - August 10>Season 4 Launch Trailer - August 10>Season 4 - August 11>Latest patch noteshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/>Comics, short stories and musichttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/>Overwatch Esports 2026 Viewership Rewardshttps://esports.overwatch.com/en-us/rewards>Official Hero Statisticshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/rates>Overwatch Wikioverwatch.gamepedia.com>Overwatch Esportsliquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_PagePrevious Thread: >>576744134
>>576822665The
The
We won.
I saw Juno sucking cock behind the hot dog stand.
>it's another tracer/sombra/genji who does no damage and thinks they're helping by "distracting" the back line episode
what's the point of smurfing during drives? why do so many niggers do it?
>>576822782The's
>>576823169to boost their egf
>>576823169Drive is about winning games so that's just how you do it optimally.
>>576823169Drives are when I practice Ball and Doom
>>576822782the artists cooked with those skins. all three are so good.
It's Anran's birthday today!
Anran is also an Asian baddie
The Anran
None of them are hitscan dps so I'm mad
>>576823595hopefully someone will gift her a personality
Pharah and Ana will be updated to get movement animations that emphasize their lower body pain after spending hours with Mercy's fat futa cock
Stop trying to make Anlan a thing. She's not a thing.
All it takes is a spark.All it takes is a spark.All it takes is a spark.
>>576823893KEK but also kinda cruel, anran enjoyers have it rough
anran is not and will not be a The
>>576824046Ignore her if you want she's still a thing.
Hold it until she's actually playable. She can't be a The before release.
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/e/ee/Tracer_-_Quick_on_our_feet%2C_hard_to_defeat.ogg/
>>576824461lena feet..
>everyone taking retarded duels and angles in Diamond ranked comp>nobody dares even poke their elbow around a corner for half a second in QP, can't even get poke damage to build up
>>576822782
>>576824461my toxic trait is that i click on lena voice line links every time
I straight up wanna fuck D.mon. Is that wrong?
I lied, I'll play not-Domina when it's a control map.
Dmon's animations look smooth. Better than the gameplay trailer from yesterday.
>>576825178She's literally sperm in a Korean child's nuts right now you sick fuck
dmon will have a special hidden animation where you can walk behind her demeched form and interact to slap her ass, she will have varying quotes for the hero that spanked her
>>576825178She's only 34 years old you sick fuck
reminder that it's canon that the boys of MEKA were groping Yuna's ass and inner thighs
>>576825613The squad's onahole
>>576825605Overwatch is set in 2076 so she's -6 years old, buddy
D.Mon's coochie smells like spicy kimchiHana has more of a kimbap aroma
>d.mon counters d.va's countersthey did that on purpose so waifufags and girls can play the tank role without getting countered
>>576824961make it make sense
>>576825898And they're based as fuck for that.
>Sigma more like ALPHALOL IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW :SKULL:
>>576824961casual players are surprisingly allergic to playing the game and are quick to snap at anyone who dares to take a risk
Sigma looks like this right now
>>576825613>groping>t. doesn't have homies
>>576825160that's not toxic. it's healthy and good for you, Lenafriend
Is the next lootbox update next year?
Is Shion worth learning to play? Is she a good flanker? Currently I only play Ashe, Soldier and Bastion. I've tried Tracer but it's too difficult and for some reason I can't hit anything as Cass.
rein is gonna destroy dmon in the tank matchup desu
>>576826917On Planet Reintard, maybe
Dmon is gonna be a bruiser.
rein is gonna put his penis inside korean pussy
>>576826760She is fun and worth learning, but she is more like a hitscan/flanker hybrid. You are not going to live in their backline like a Tracer can.
>>576827085That's the place to be
Now that McCree's name has been cleared, will Cole get his own name back?Will we all get a Lena ass pose displaying her 200 mil polygon crotch area as an apology?
>>576822782They all want to get molested by Soldier 76
wait why did nobody tell me that zenyatta is a free win cheatcode
>>576827279No, white boy. This is Woke 2.
>>576827384Never gotten as many accusations of cheating as when I play Zen into a Sombra
>>576827279https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/5/59/Echo_-_Cole_Cassidy._Cole_Cassidy._Cole_Cassidy.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20230913154647
>>576826760Yes, she's worth playing. Yeah she's a good flanker. Her kit is pretty easy to learn in just a few games. She's also not a "double hitscan" if you play her flanker style properly. It's mostly timing when to flank is the her skill ceiling.
what hero can get me the most femcel pussy
>>576827538i don't even have the most amazing pro esports accuracy either but his healing is way too good, his ultimate is still too good and his discord is way too fucking good
Meanwhile, in bizarro Overwatch...
>>576827769Being able to get dinks turns Zen into the best support heroHis healing might not be the highest, but it doesn't matter if you can turn it into a 4v5 or wipe out 4/5ths of the tank's health
>>576828280Volley spam is worse than hanzo shit
>>576827597I just don't think flanking is for me, I'm more of a walk forward kinda guy
>watching Domina go behind a corner to fight Zen while already discorded>watch her HP drop down to zero instantly>she swaps to D.va and spends the rest of the match feeding the Zen, who is now being pocketed by a Mercy
I don't want to see freja, zarya or hog ever again next season.
When are they going to rework sky Sombra aka Freja? Even in mid tier she's fucking annoying to deal with. Worse than peak Hanzo faggotry.
>>576828689God I wish Sombra ever did as much damage as the sky bitch, she'd actually be usable.
>>576828658LOL
>>576828658want me to stab your eyes then?
Freja, being goonerbait, will NEVER be drastically nerfed
If you play Hazard, Anran, Freja, or Hog on my team then I'll throw the game.
>>576828689Even at her absolute peak Sombra had to actually get into a normal range to do anything. Freja can spam near hitscan speed from across the map in the sky and farm ult faster than Tracer. Blizzard has no idea how their own game works a lot of the time and massively and constantly underrate projectiles, damage reduction and flight. Freja needs to have way slower projectiles and less health.
>>576829246I wish they kept her 100% projectile than giving her any hitscan qualities. She shouldn't do that much damage either.
>get ball on the team>automatically fucking losehate this niggerfaggot character attracting the worst losers on earth
*becomes invincible and teleports around and heals and deals damage in you're path*heh, nothin personnel kid...
Freja is dps Doomfist 2.0 and should be reworked into a healer because of that cancerous kit design.
round up and execute every venturetroon release an animated short of venture being tortured to death
>>576829803nu-uh
I think Freja is cute.I said it.
I like Sojourn's gameplay but I dislike her character design too much (I'm racist)
>>576829881In what way?
>>576829993Hello Mrs.Ogundimu
I instalock cat or zen EVERY game
>>576827935the highest I've ever seen was 26% ;_;
>>576830053Her ass and thighs are top tier.
Do you guys think Vendetta cut off Doom's cock n' balls and perserved them in a pickle jar, like Rasputin?
>>576829881>tfw /owg/ hates you...
>>576830408Kissing her...on the lips!
>>576830973her dsls are not for your kind
Freja is a convert to Islam
there actually needs to be a punishment for trying to ult when you're the last one alive
>>576831413Every 76 player loves doing this.
>>576829564The damage would be one thing if she had to get into the 20m range to consistently get damage and farm up her ult. Between the mobility, projectile speed and spam means she can spam out anyone who might be a threat to her. Just compare her to Echo>can spam but both stickies and primary are slow so they're extremely inconsistent from ranges >stickies are on a hard cooldown, doesn't get a free one every time she does anything>has to actually get in close range to get her full damage with beam >flight has a hard cooldown. can't just use movement bursts multiple times when she's dueling someone and has to choose if she wants to use it offensively or defensivelyFreja >near hitscan speed in projectiles so she's nearly a hitscan with no falloff >has her full damage at all ranges >has multiple mobility charges that resets just by rotating your cooldowns (doesnt even need to get an elim like genji) so she never has to think about anything >take aim also stops her from falling so has no disadvantage to vertical mobility both making it easier for her to aim and harder to hit Freja is just an abhorrent design made by morons who think characters shouldn't have any weaknesses in their kit. She needs an actual hard rework to give her a totally different kit.
what are the rules with past battlepass skins? are they in the lootbox/vault pool? if not, will they ever become available again?i just want agent colomar...
>>576831413always a sombra or a mei player
>>576831896They're all vaulted until blizzard decides they aren't, which hasn't happened yet.Though I think there have been some occasional recolors in the shop.Mirrorwatch was one of the best passes and it sucks they've never done it again.
>>576831413Acceptable as Queen depending on the comp or as Winston to get out if you need to regroup for a last push to prevent trickling in OT
>backfill into a 0 - 2 suravasa>paraiso where my team doesn't even step foot on the first point>backfill into 30 seconds remaining on route 66 attackI just want to play with relatively even teams on both sides man.
You guys remember the days of 7 minutes of OT on Anubis?
>there are people in Silver that have a IV alreadyThis cements that my MMR is being targeted. I'm specifically being sabotaged by Blizzard. They're afraid of me.
>>576832695Maybe it's because you're just a silver player.
>>576832678This man is criticizing the matchmaking, give him 20 games of lifeweaver mercy on his team vs hog kiriko mizuki.
>>576832426>Though I think there have been some occasional recolors in the shop.This is true for some premium skins.
>>576824961QP players play for stats first and winning second. They don't care if they lost due to playing too passively, they got a good KDR so it was just their teammates being bad.
LOVE EVIL WOMEN
>>576833438Kiriko... easy on the doughnuts...
Hello
>>576831854She really needs either her vertical or horizontal mobility gutted, so you can actually punish her for poor positioning. So she can't just fly up 30 feet into the air whenever she's in danger, and float there for several seconds while spamming you to death. Either that or slow her projectiles down so she actually has to aim and isn't just a pseudo-hitscan with no damage falloff.
>>576833496Evil Kiriko smokes cigarettes.
>>576833960Xin chao!
>>576834334>unaccent VietnameseChuno larper
>>576832426>Blackwatch Cyborg Vendetta>Shimada Genji>Shadow Lord Hanzo
>>576834131Yeah a major issue is positioning for her doesn't matter very much. She can spam out where Ashe, Soldier or Widow would stand. Widow is the only one who would have a real chance at killing her before she can just drop down. If you go in deep with a flanker she can just fly up in the air and now has every advantage even in an isolated 1v1 which it probably wont be. She needs to either need to get closer to get damage or explode if anyone manages to actually get close to her.
>the possibility for ZZZ collab existsWild.
>>576834724no it doesn't
I bet the collab this season is Evangelion.
>>576834987>This isn't about getting my wife back, D.Va>It's about the METS, BABY, METS>LOVE THE METS, MORE THAN MY WIFE>HIT A THIRD IMAP-- I MEAN HOME RUN
>>576834570Juno has never been to vietnam and has yet to demonstrate the ability to write in any language.
>>576834148then why is she so fat?
>>576831896Maybe in 5 years or so when the game is dying again.
>>576834987give Shion Jet Alone
soe sexSEX
I think I was the problem.
>>576834724I NEED TO MARRY WHOEVER THAT IS
>spam character gets medlas wow
>>576835637
>>576836530>170bpmTiny tiny wom->13km/hyou can do that on a treadmill?
>>576832426>Mirrorwatch 2>Fika and Hammond swap places>Fika is from Horizon and crash landed in Australia>Hammond is a random hamster Moira strapped into a ball mech
Oh Pharah chan
>>576837645
Freja is spiritually a h*tscan
omg omg time to smurf!!!!
>>576838096None of you actually do this, right?
>>576838252do I look like the kind of guy to bother leveling a second account?
Pharah seems like she's lagging behind, even I as Shion can take her down even with a pocket Mercy
Domo
I run these streets
Slopweaver here
Guess what voiceline he's spamming.
>dying as slopzuki
>>576840038who?
God that was fun farming noobs on my smurf in open queue 6v6. Drives done fast.
>>576839397https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXMpc4OwPdA
>>576840476fucking disgusting picture from a tranny smurf. poetry
>>576840530incel chud spotted
>>576840476But now the rewards are all on your smurf and not your main.
>>576840476why would you care about grinding out the drive on your smurf?
>>576840741i want to lick her hairy pussy
>>576840678It was a joke really. Smurfing in open queue means being Diamond. My friend got to GM5 with me while finishing drives. The games were the easiest shit you have ever played, despite being masters/gm.
>>576840741Don't post that parasite's watermarked shit.
>>576840678>>576840773Don't care. I'm a real woman. Seethe.
I'm a real man
>We're young, pretty and femaleWhat did Anran mean by this?
>>576840891>parasiteI unfollowed when they dedicated, like, five posts in a row to Kaplan's interview.
>>576840891how is it a parasite?
>>576841057All he does is reupload freely available press shots and shitty screencaps and pretends he has the inside skinny.https://blizzard.gamespress.com/en-US/Overwatch
>>576840038AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!
>>576840476
>>576840741
>>576841220maybe blizzard should post it themselves on social media for people to see
Hmm, today I will play Overwatch>4 stack>shit map>4 stack>shit map>shit map
>qpwe don't play that crap here
my prediction:dmon mech has lower than usual tank hp. 400-450dmon herself has 300 hp
Freja sitting on my face
>>576840678she's so hot
>>576842203I doubt you can afford her.
>>576841298I had a nice chuckle the whole match.
>consolation = matchmaker has rigged the match for you to lose and you lose>uphill battle = matchmaker has rigged the match for you to lose and you win>reversal = matchmaker has rigged the match for you to win and you lose>expected = matchmaker has rigged the match for you to win and you winIs this correct?
>>576842118it's already revealed to be 600 hp unless they change it
>>576841528Then it wouldn't be a press shot.
>>576842745I dont think it actually correlates to anything in real life
>>576842824then what the fuck are you complaining about? how is it different from you taking the shots blizzard uploaded and posting them here?
>>576842958I don't get paid from the engagement I farm masquerading as insider news here.
>>576843267sounds like you're the dumbass then
I hope Dmon gets an OW1 style skin but this game barely makes lore related skins anymore so I doubt it
>>576843647They had an entire battle pass of lore related skins a couple of seasons back and everyone here said it was boring.
https://www.twitch.tv/ow_esportsSome nice neutral profile drops this weekend.
>>576829993Way too many faggy pastel skins that make all the girls look the same in this game rn.
>>576843753That's a fair judgement I'd say though since they were mid. Look at how much people loved the mirrorwatch skins
>>576844091I used to say people who couldn't tell who the character was in these skins were retarded but then they released that one Kiriko rave skin thing and I had no idea who it was in the art
>>576842745more of a>Your collective chance to win based to elo calculation was slightly unfavoured but you did itplayers within a certain rating range are allowed to face each other in every competitive game
>>576844401on paper yes, but in practice this hasn't really been implemented since the early 2010s. companies realized that they could use matchmaking to maximize engagement and profits and haven't looked back since.
THEm
>>576845782The Slop
>>576845782Triple blowjobs.
>tank goes 0-3 with 200 dmg at start>close game nonetheless>he sells last fight where I kill 3 by going on point instead of fighting>lose the fight and the game as a result>sends me a friend request after the game
>>576845782the leftovers
>7m comp queuewhat devilry is it cooking up this time, I've been on an unparalleled winning trend today
>>576845541oh, rightI was thinking of chess
>in all 4 Fika games today my teammates have demanded I dance for themwhere is this coming from
let's all pray that mh goes back to 5v5 next season
>play ball>tell them to walk forward please we'll win>no swap ball SWAP BALL NOW>swap to the person they want reinhardt>a kiriko kills both my echo and widowmaker somehow behind my shield and she gets away>complete fucking silence afterwardsfucking lmao
>>576845782The Plastics
>>576845782Anran is a slut, but she has no skills besides looking good when she bends over. D.Mon's head game will send you to another world, and no man has endured more than two minutes of Freja's cowgirl. Just what I can tell from a glance at their designs.
Why no flame hero
I swear to god if the update doesn't fix the fucking shader compilation stuttering
>bastion + cat>team ignores the point to stand around literally STAND AROUND and try and shoot them while 3 people stand on the point>tank diffa sojourn pocketed by a mercy couldnt hit them and these guys say tank diff this retarded 'uhh its always the tanks fault if i say tank diff i'll feel better' mentality poisoned this game
>>576846865I honestly enjoy the challenge of having to fight against the timidity of dps and the occasional apathy of support at this point.
>>576847051>no man has endured more than two minutes of Freja's cowgirlenter:
>>576848570Maybe but he'll never get the opportunity.
There is NOTHING balanced about kiriko.
>>576848830https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/2/21/Doomfist_-_I_am_always_five_steps_ahead.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20251116193255
i usually queue tank and support cuz i had no clue what to do as dps, then i tried out venture and everything clicked, shes so nice to play
>>576849734you basically have no responsibilities whatsoever
supportoids disgust me
>Sigmaso sick of this fucking nigger
>>576850124The most honest and fair to play against tank upset you huh? I cannot think of a time I got mad about a Sigma.
>>576850124i convince my team to permaban him every game now, if theres a good sigma on the enemy team theres literally nothing you can do
blizzard is gonna have to do a filesize squish soon
>>576850124how bout you sigma balls?
>finished drives, went 23-8 all upsomething terrible is going to happen to me now, I just know it
>>576850124i only really hate him on his good maps but i'd say that's typically more a problem with the maps than sigma himself
>>576845782the new The.step aside tracer, dva, kiriko
Emre’s still my favourite hero from this year
new drops are live
>>576845782Lucio's cocksleeveOverlord's cocksleeveChernobog's cocksleeve
>>576845782The forced The's
>>576851853There's also a few comp points drops as well
Lena is the only real The
The Hood is so much cooler than D.mon
>>576849734*they’re so nice to play
who the actual fuck is the hood.some fag who wears a hood??
>>576844080Do you collect hours with this if you stream the game?
>>576851845The most boring character they added huh? Your favorite hero is the most boring hitscan they have ever made? The one that just throws a grenade? A less interesting skill shot than Ashe dynamite?
>>576853645>A less interesting skill shot than Ashe dynamite?you can't call it a skill shot when remote detonator exists
>>576853790It's not much of a skillshot no and that's why detonator is a waste of a minor perk.You're both fags.
>>576853645>>576853951>simple fun heroes are le badEat shit retardHe’s like the least obnoxious hitscan too and his ult and voicelines are kino
>>576853951>detonator is a waste of a minor perkretard...
>>576854402His ult is not kino, it lasts far too long. A zen could pop trance after he pops his ult, and it would still be going when trace ended.
>
>>576846865>swapping to rein in a team diffNever do that. Play a tank with carry potential like Zarya or D.Va or Doom or Hazard.
>>576854402The gun and the ult are good, but that's his entire kit, the pistol and nade are pretty useless.
>>576854557yikes, who invited anran and new whogivesashit
how is the drive going bros?
>>576851845he's my most played new hero. funnily enough I think other new heroes are more interesting and I would like to play them, but I often found myself just picking him cause it just works
>>576853645Do you give people shit for ordering vanilla ice cream?
>>576855026I gave up, I just hate playing ranked too much
>>576855026the algorithm detected I was having too much fun during my win streak and has deployed the russian tanks
>>576855080>Food analogy.It's a hero shooter with crazy characters and his favorite new hero is the most boring hit scan they have devised yet.
>We see you're on a losing trend, so we're gonna match you against a team you're not meant to beat>twice
>>576853645the most boring character they added is still sojourn anon im sorry at least Emre's ult is cool sojourns ult is...she auto recharges a thing she already had so who gives a shit
i apologize for trash talking Shion. i had no idea they'd release D.make as a result
>>576855026I got to 500 and quit because the matchmaking was genuinely the worst I’ve ever experiencedThis season brought out all the retards or something
Domina is the only good character they added recently. The others are just cali east asian self inserts.
>>576855385He said character added this year thoughbeit. Sojourn was just a forced esports character, in which they succeeded.
>>576854557
>>576855570but she sucks
>>576855635>The most boring character they added huh? Your favorite hero is the most boring hitscan they have ever made?the anon he replied to said this year and he said ever your honour i am innocent
>>576855385Sojourn is one of the most hype dps ults to pop off with. Like a genji blade that rewards aim.
>>576855378The fact that you get -10 on your hero sr means you have been in that rank for so long, they are confident in your rank and give you small sr gains. You have to be so monumentally retarded to not be able to win consistently below diamond on support, I could not even being to give you advice.
>Vendetta - Italian voice>Domina - British punjabi voice>Emre - Turkish voice>Shion - Japanese voice>Anran - avatar the last airbender english voice>Mizuki - anime dub voice>D.mon - american born korean voiceSeriously, what is the joke here? Genji, Hanzo, D.va are distinct as fuck.
>>576855748sucks me
>>576855932You're absolutely right, positive discrimination and east asian nepotism in play.
>>576855932>no hero from africaracist devs
>>576855932but not too asianexcept the robot
domina is perfection
>love playing sierra, I always have fun using her so she's now my dps main>absolutely loathe her character design
I just took some professional pictures for my LinkedIn
>>576856194Oh shit now that you say it....fuck Anran is some outspoken lgbt weirdo, D.mon is lily-mid-pichu, and Shion is a professional japanese VA with decades of experience. Mizuki's VA is some loser theatre kid. Christ.
>>576856552>people when a black woman in combat looks like a smooth plastic doll:l>people when an attractive character of any other race looks like a smooth plastic doll>DID YOU EXPECT A CHARACTER IN THE MILITARY TO HAVE PERFECT SKIN WITH MAKEUP?! SO YOU CAN ACCEPT A HAMSTER BUT ETC ETC
>>576856801you are mentally ill bub
>>576856552Should have got her cat maid outfit, I don't think I'lln eed another skin forh er
>dont ban mercy>its a stand at choke and throw shit at each other until somebody dies>enemy mercy always gets the rez off, nobody defends bodies, we lose>ban mercy>its a divefucker game, dps cant hit tracer/genji but also dont do enough damage to kill winston/ramtheres no good choice
>>576856552>what black women actually look like>what we got: sierra and sojourn
OK I've got an idea for a new hero, she's Japanese, aged 20-25, a support, likes asian street food and anime (mainstream titles only folks), hates injustice and bigotry and is voiced by an lgbtq+ streamer from SF (Asian heritage). She has 12 abilities, can fly and her ult makes her invincible for 10 seconds.
The funny thing about omnic hatred = "racism" thing is that the commies at Blizz don't even take it seriously themselves because it would mean characters like Reinhardt are "fascists." You get banned (and should be killed) for "bigotry," but he's still a hero despite it.
>>576855026never have I been this fucked up in drives, I don't think imma make it
>>576857265>no snappy quips and is related to all the popular characters somehow even though she's 18 years oldsorry your idea sucks
tourists going crazy eh
>>576857346Reinhardt moved past that unc. Brigitte and Torbjorn warmed his cold dark heart, removing the hatred.
>>576857543>STOP TALKING ABOUT STUFF I DONT WANT YOU TO TALK ABOUT!!!! POST A PICTURE OF JUNO AND THATS IT!!!!shut up hoe
Whenever Kiriko isn't on the screen the other heroes should be asking "where's Kiriko?"
If you're shotcalling in text chat you're 100% the one at fault.
i just love latinas ok?
>>576855570Safe horny dommy mommy reddit garbage
>>576856552>doesnt like tight grip
>>576857557In Marxist metaphysics the appropriate period to "move on" was the Obama presidency. After that point you're permanently and irreparably tainted by anything you said or did, so he's still a fascist.
>>576817479
>>576857982Your brain was broken by porn, she's the perfect amount of sexy
>>576854557D.mon mogs
>>576856552>absolutely loathe her character designFiltered.
>>576857982>safe hornyWell yeah, they're not going to make an actual nude sex hero
>Mech looks stupid as fuck with her lower torso exposed>Looks like a fortnite reject in generalD.Mon is shit.
Why is maximillians vault so shit. It has never given me skins for characters i actually play.
>>576855378Playing mercy in gold sounds like torture. Just play dps moira and you get to diamond for free.
>>576856552I forgot she existed
>>576858027Just give me a skin that shows me her ass instead of this trash, Blizz.
>>576858467>Playing mercy in gold sounds like torture.It's what was called for.>cripple your teammates to get aheadThen I'll stay in Gold.
>>576855378sorry cant really take mercy players seriously when they say people are worse than them all you have to do is hold m1 and hold m2 on people with literally zero aim
>>576856552I'm the opposite, I like her design but loathe the moira of dps gameplay
>>576858678she doesn't have an ass. or tits. or thighs, but she DOES have a big square manjaw and broad shoulders!
6v6 unironically takes more skill than 5v5
>>576859000support players do be thinking this
>>576858778If your teammates are taking so much damage that moira can't heal them then they deserve to die.
did they just add a rpg game character to this game ? her kit feels like pulled out of a mmorpg
>>576858778Playing to win is crippling your teammates?
>>576859284A sound argument.
too many hags that nobody cares aboutwe need more cute heroes that actually appeal to asian players
>>576856552>loathe her character designnigga, you're gay
>>576857067Megan thee stallion is futa coded
>>576859664I look like this
>>576856552what we could've had vs what we got
>>576859664I just want catsuit dummies
>>576859978please be from Hyderabad...
Lena..
drives are not fun
>>576855026DoneSome really bad luck with absolutely retarded tanks, but still tolerable
>>576860351they suck ass and make me want to kill myself
>>576860351Why does that hana look so flat?
>>576860351why does blizzard still do drives despite them being universally hated? Has anyone ever actually posted something positive about drives? Make weapon skins earnable in qp at this point
>>576861121She's laying on her back, turbovirgin
I'm tired of AIDSja
>>576860078yeah I don't get why they softened her up so much
every time i get told to switch as tank i always switch to doomfist i switched like you asked :)
>>576861187Drives are designed as engagement bait, doesn't matter if it leaves bad impression. It's carrot that attracts players to log in short-term.
>>576862302>every time whitey tells me not to steal i steal twice as many bikes
>>576840476brig should sit on my face
>want people to play tanks>ana still existslol
>>576861187The alternative was dead queues at the end of the season with also bad matchmaking. Drives are not great but nothing of value was lost either.
Goodnight Briggers.
>>576862995Who plays Twister with one other person?
>>576855026>21 wins>29 lossesI wanna kms
>>576863087gn
>>576863158Lovers.
>>576858037good mornyan
>>576864067good mornyan!
D.Mon looks like she has giga health stats but does tickle damage. Are they moving away from lethal tanks to tickle monster tanks?
this shit is a fucking joke... i don't play any of these
>>576864067good mornyan 'bo>>576864191good mornyan 'se!
>>576864350she has a shield so she automatically has lowered health
Anran and I share birthday
The Anran is sharing a cake.
Just got a POTG with my ice queen FrejaWas is she so fun bros?
I told myself "one lose and I stop playing", I'm on my 7th win in a row what the fuck
>>576822665
>>576859504If you win by playing Moira your teammates still lose. It's her passive ability.
>the 6-12 sierra complaining about the team in allchat I'll never understand people who make an effort to embarrass themselves like this.
Brigitte is still my lover
>>576822665AHAHAHAHA SHE'S SO FUCKING UGLY INSTANT FLOP
Drives are good actuallythe average level just plummets, flooded with retards and I rise like a rubber ducky doing fuck all
>>576866742Look at this dude.
>>576866742She's working on her Chad pose.
>>576865494makes that 8thqueueing again
>>576866929time to reap...
I like all the mommies we have in Overwatch:>Mommy Moira>Mommy Ashe>Mommy Shion>Mommy Domina>Mommy Widow>Mommy Mei>Mommy Junker Queen
>>576866645my teammates tilt me too much and I end up playing worse myself
You just know
every single one of you would wife a freja if you had the chance
>>576866742>oppa gangnam style
>>576867730I'm already married to Brigitte
>>576867730Too bad she's Doomfist's.
>>576867897LMAO
>>576867263finally lost...
>>576861187Make skins and lootboxes only earnable in qp. No rewards in comp, game improved.
dmon will be gay since she has a big ass and wide hips
>>576869080sincerely looking forward to the yuri fanart
Do I learn Emre or Freja?
>>576869080Lesbians have builds like Elliot Page
>The Hood can fly in his fade Why are they so afraid to let Reaper do the same? He does it in the cinematics.
I hate Freja because her holes are busted wide open by a rogue AI and her kit is unfairly dogshit.
Need D.Mons feet in my face
>>576869415Because he's Reaper and not The Hood.
>>576869850•_•
>>576869378Emre for honest DPS. Freja is for "fun" haver fags who ruin games for everyone and for braindead retards.
>get the better 4x player in group of the lobby for onceWhat a fucking miracle.
How's D.Mon's gameplay? Is it as fun as Shion's.
the kiriko brought you donuts
>>576870509Mobile swiss army knife, seems quite fun
>>576871104I don't want donutsI WANT PICTURES OF JUNO!
>>576870509idk she's not out yet
Angela Ogundimu
with spirit sprinkles!
>>576870509They said it's Armored Core inspired but I don't see it
the kiriko dance
>win 5 games in a row>reach drive checkpoint>lose 5 games in a rowI’ve beaten the system
>>576869415>why doesn't ow copy the game with much worse mechanics and balance?gee I don't know you fucking retard
kissu
Stop playing dishonest faggotry like Anran, Sigma, Freja, Hazard, Hog, Symmetra etc...
>>576875882Name honest characters
>>576875882>freja>dishonestNigga??
>>576876076any waifu
>>576875882wait I play sigma and symm
My bwc exploded. . .
>>576875882I only play honest supports
>>576876302Doom is so lucky..
The doughnut gobbler
>>576876286Based fellow Symmbro
absolutely no fucking one plays tankim diamond / plat and my tank queues are LITERALLY 5 seconds
>>576876335
>>576876895the funniest thing is when people think 6v6 solves this, then when they get 2 """""""""""""off"""""""""""""""-tanks on their team they seethe up a storm
>>576876895Too high cortisol. The other classes have two people each, naturally they will gang up on the class with one player in the event of something going wrong. Simple psychology that has been somehow ignored for so long.
>>576877120I want to explode inside of Domina while holding hands
>>576864962Brig pov.
>>576877401honestly one of the best ships
>>576876302Is there some law that 3D porn has to be gross and uncute?
can someone just leak the next battlepass so i can decide whether to save my coins?
>>576877774yeah pretty much. you've got to be a pretty serious degen to be making 3d porn to begin with. even someone more popular/mainstream like fugtrup is very obviously into more degen shit like inflation, blacked, cuckolding, etc but tones it down a little to appeal to a wider audience.
>tfw keep going between level 4 and 5 all the time
>>576878071nobody endorses anymore it fucking sucks
>>576877991I don't see why it has to be that way at all. It should take more inspiration from cute doujins instead of irl professional porn trash.
>>576877140>>576877170how is this accaptable & possiblehow the fuck do people endure damage queues
>>576875882Kiriko is the only dishonest hero in this god forsaken game.
>>576878862it's possible because the role has too much agency in a match, so the majority is too scared to play it. people think they want agency, but they don't. as for it being acceptable the devs are literally always trying to change it so I wouldn't say it's accepted
>>576876895You get burned out on it quick, impossible to endure long sessions
methinks i should only play ana, kiriko and moira
>>576868778Comp-fags didn't like this trve nvke.
I take naps in between my queues.
>>576878769if you're producing 3d porn, you've already gone through the porn addiction escalation. they're so far gone that your "cute doujins" just don't do it for them anymore. you can witness this escalation in real time by going back a few years through any given animator's catalog.
Enemy Zenyatta went 33-24-2
My throne, is where I say it is.
>>576879928supportbro your cat?
>>576880996Please say it's my face
>>576876895>The character that should have been a tank was vendetta, a DPS, instead>10 heroes this year, only 2 are tanks>Every patch is a nothing burger or nerfs for tanks as DPS and support get insane changesThe matchmaking is actively breaking at the seams because there aren't even enough tanks at the most populated ranks, and yet the devs would rather act is if nothing is happening because they'd rather not admit that no one wants to tank due to it being miserable rather than a flaw of the system itself. This is why theyd sooner try going back to 6v6 than rebalancing tank to not be a punching bag role (didn't stop them from doing that to support btw). I stopped caring like 5 seasons ago. I just queue up, listen to music, and instalock doom or mauga. If I win cool, if not then who cares I just requeue to find another match in 10 seconds
Get back here Hammond! HAMMOOOOOND!!! YOU an't escape me!!I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!!!
>lock venture>bully the only useful support on the enemy team (the other one is mercy 95% of the time)>winit's just that shrimple
I might play tank again
a woman on my team at work asked me if I wanted to have an early dinner with her at a local place near work, but I told her no and I told her it was because I have to grind drives in OW as soon as I get home today, and she seemed a bit disappointed.I am not sure why she asked me though, there's like a whole bunch of other people at work.
I might kill myself
Maybe I'm a different breed
being bullied by thussy...
I apologize to shion
>>576854557Funny how the newgens (Anran and Demon) mog them all.
>>576883470Bullying Venture's soft lips with my cock
>>576884074which hero has this voice line
Blue balled, I'm scared to queue again
... I still don't get it. So the roman numeral is from all the Drives you've ever done? But then a "seventh Drive" gives the gold jewel. Huh?
>>576885592why would I ever apply the Mark of the Goy to my profile?
Freja is actually fun
if i claim lootboxes from twitch drops but never open the game do they still automatically open whenever the sesaon ends?I havent opened overwatch since season 2 but a friend of mine streams with drops and I drop by very often to chat shit with him
>>576886126Amelie English breakfastLena French dinner
Kiriko is dogshit and ruins this game she is the most dishonest hero in this game, my opinion weighs more than yours because I have Lego Bastion and you don't I win by default
>bastion player criticizes other hero choices
>>576886258Yes, if you claimed them, it would be no different to if you got them ingame and they'd all open at the end of each season.
>>576886547I have lego bastion and a negative winrate on kiriko
>>576886547Kiriko hasn't been OP in fucking years.
Kiriko fucking dogs
UGLY AND DOGSHIT DESIGN
>>576886872and yet she's still meta every season because he design and kit is inherently incredibly strong and toxic to the game
>>576887063would you say her design is... dogshit?
Kiriko does in fact fuck dogs.
I'm dogs.
>>576886872Kiriko is stupid op because, she is inherently broken by design.
hotwife ashe
My literal hotwife Anran
People will tell you that Dmon's remech is from some anime or something, but it's actually a reference to 1980's toy selling cartoon Centurions. 100% truth.
>>576887827wtf I love d.mon now
>>576887939Mmm I love chocolate..
>>576844080can i still get these tmrw?
say one good thing about this character
>>576886872It doesn't matter how much they nerf her. As long as suzu exists she will never leave the meta. Same with ana and Anti. These two abilities are so strong the entire game's balance warps around them.
There is absolutely 0 reason kiriko should have invulnerability on suzu. It would be balanced if it just was 100% resistance on damage. because then effects, CC and other shit would apply. but she is literally the only character in the game with invulnerability on demand.
>>576888086Yeah
Illari's voice sounds really off in this Ram interaction with him. Like she has a bad case of morning voice.
>>576888121She's cute, but her default outfit is pretty bad
>>576888121Unpopular opinion, but I think she's hot as fuck and I want to colonise that black pussy.
>>576883313
>>576822782https://youtu.be/8mGBaXPlri8?si=kz9R2dn0XiMyA6qd
>>576888121I like the sound of her gun
>>576888121They can't make her any worse.
>>576888121
>>576888917this is the funniest post ive ever seen on r34
>>576888917Why is femblacked so good lads...I love black women so much it's unreal
>>576888917i want to be dominated by all the brown and black women of Overwatch
>>576888121She is literally me.
>>576888121I dont play valorant so no.
>>576888121she looks like if a hugged her from the back to kiss her, her neck would smell sweeter than a plate of yams with extra syrup
Ball takes no skill and has been powercrept to meet his playerbase (people who think doomfist is too hard to play)
Licking Freja's nose piercing
Mercy should be hard tethered to whoever she rezzes for at least 45 seconds.
>Birthday threesome with Anran and BrigitteHeaven.
nice
heroes never die :)
I'm so glad Kiriko has such an anorexic hitbox!
>>576822665she looks like some kind of self insert compare to her looks in the cartoon. Literally the same fuckin shit happened as with Sierra
russian dog
>>576893067she sneeds it
Yuna needs highlights on her hairtips or something. Her face is so unmemorable.
>fika dragging mauga off the edge of the map in OT
>>576893067https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/3/33/Kiriko_-_I%27ve_got_a_few_tricks.ogg
Some of you said dont use your main role for drives but yeah fuck that. Im over getting these dogshit mongolid dps tards throwing on my teams. I'll just do it myself next time.
how do we not have a proper floramancer character yetI want a support summoning flower fields and shit to heal melifeweaver doesn’t count
>>576893602Game over
>>576894343flower lady sex
>soft throw DPS to mid gold at the start of each season >quickly climb back to diamond during drives for easy completion and free comp points it's just that shrimple
Designed for porn
>venture weapon variantholy fucking troonzilla
>>576895517Compslaves could never understand.
>>576895654No different from Venture
>get into match>tank picks reinhardt>enemy tank picks doomfist>reinhardt does not switch>defeat>get into match>tank picks sigma>enemy tank picks ball>sigma does not switch>defeat>get into match>tank picks reinhardt>enemy tank picks mauga>reinhardt does not switch>defeat
Comp is scary at this hour. Brain dead hours
The playerbase of this game is racist because--excepting the Brazil map--they always vote for European, North American, and East Asian maps.
I'd rather go against ten Maugas in a row than face a single spear chucking nigger robot
>>576896231So Australians are not white?
>>576895654Numbani
Now travelling to Little Saint James
orisa's weakness is.... uh.... uhhh...... well her counterplay is....... !
>>576893067Did they ever change it so her hand stops blocking her head hitbox as well? It's honestly such a huge problem with every female character. They all have too small of hitboxes. Compare ashe to cree for instance. Or hanzo to widow.
>votes from my team for paraisoi throw. eat shit beaners, nobody wants to play your fugly graffiti covered slums shithole
How do people actually like 5v5, do people actually like fighting these super tanks?Do people really like fighting a Hog who just doesn't die, or a Mauga who just doesn't die? Or a D.va that just doesn't die?
>>576896859I love the implication that Africans have gotten their shit together in the future, but Brazilians are still living in slums.
>>576896285>>576896751I don't want to play against either of them. Any of these faggy nigger tanks that require ana. I wish they would fucking delete ana so they can finally balance the 10 billion characters they justify the way are because of her.
>>576896554do you consider america white?>t. australian
dps feels awful because everybody you could possibly go on has ten means of disengagement, self-healing, or stun, and chasing is basically a death sentence
>>576896751Zarya! Oh, she's banned every game... uhm.... uhhhhhhhhh.....................
the counterplay to your least favorite hero is teamwork
I hope Anran Day was enjoyable.
>>576897907holy...
>>576897907brig is so lucky
>>576897907juno's boyfriend's sexual slavedriver...
personally i really like sierra's designbut that's just me, baby
>>576897860That's not true
>>576898304what zarya skin is that?
NOOOO PLEASE DON'T PICK FLASHPOINT I NEED CHOKES AT LEAST PICK CONTROL SO I CAN HAVE EBIN LUCIO BOOPS!!!!!
Who's the whitest hero?
>>576899582Emre
>>576899582jose
>>576899582Freja, keep her away from Doomfist!
>>576899582Hammond
>>576899582White Lucio.
>>576899582sojournits true
who are the best overwatch streamers?
>>576899582Fika
>>576899582The Lena according to Benjamin Franklin
>>576899793The Hana
>>576896768Echo hitbox is a house and move slowly while flying. yet kiriko is more elusive than her just by jumping around (and can still blink away, wheres Echo has to commit to her approach)Kiriko is stupidly strong.
>>576897489and Kiriko that has all that at the same time.
>>576899995>Kiriko is stupidly strong.me when I lie
>>576898095Im with you. I like her melee arm design.
Orisa is the kiriko of tanks. Literally 0 counterplay.
buff the kiriko immediately
>shitiko players so braindead they can't even get an even 50 with the most broken kit
>>576899793Sunshinebread
>>576900338how pink is it?
>>576899793jose_ow
>>576900338I unironically lost interest in her once she became an adult. I liked her more when she was a retarded kid. Now she's just a cringe womanchild trying too hard.
Stop banning ______
>>576900221just wait out her cooldowns...
>>576900338I like cringe adult women
>>576884145Never kill yourself.>>576900221I just shock the shit out of her as Winston and she dies idk.
>>576900697she wont use them if you dont fight heryou can't fight her because she hold M1 eternally and has a stun that pushes you back.
>>576900332supportoids are barely sentient
My blackwife
Kiriko is a better DPS than 60% of the DPS cast.Her primary fire is both faster and hits harder than most DPS characters.She is also harder to hit, has an escape, and can become invulnerableand also boost her own DPS with her ult.
>>576901226Annoying stupid sheboon bitch.
>>576901135correct!
I think a large chunk of the OW community is a little too happy to be very dismissive of the east asian characters. To a point it sounds very bigotedLike how many times i've heard "asian woman gooner slop" with so many new heroes is kinda appalling ngl
>>576898804brig mogs zarya im afraid
Fuck Freja in the ass
>>576901641you can't afford her
>>576901553decent bait
>>576901553what part of westerners being racist didn't you get?
>>576901553if asianchads had their way ventureshit would be hotfixed out of the game
>d.mon (76)it's over. dead game
got bored today so I had a quick sketch session with Olivia in celebration of getting her galactic weapon and not having to log on for the rest of the seasonreally want to finish it but i chronically struggle with finishing shit plus i got crazy art block rn so whatever. probably just gonna force it and see what happens.
I can't stop saying D.Mon in a Jamaican accent.
D.mon (hag stench)
Not even joking I won't be spending a dime on this game no skins no nothing until they nerf the stupid Cat. Shits retarded. Half the characters can't even interact with it at all like Vendetta and when I switch to Cass and get multiple direct hits on it it simply tanks every hit and kills me anyway. Not a fucking dime will be spent on this game until they fix it.
Is the new season trailer Sunday or Monday
no one spends money on free games anyway retardo
>>576903134>untilfrogtard
>>576901386>Her primary fire is both faster and hits harder than most DPS characters.>She is also harder to hit, has an escape, and can become invulnerable>and also boost her own DPS with her ult.But enough about Anran.
>>576903490Anran doesnt do much damage shes just a retarded marvel rivals character
>>576903257The only thing they care about is money its the only thing that will get them to act on anything so a boycott of any money spent on the game until they fix the stupid Cat.
>>576903694They won't care about your mother's annual 20 bucks. Jose spends twice that amount on every new skin for the green goblin.
I hope JPC gets the next ultra skin
>>576903243Mondayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiIquLrEqC4
>>576903956That's why I'm putting it out there. I've seen streamers complain about the Cat as well. So maybe if a skin boycott catches on they will do something about it so simply putting it out into the universe. Stranger things have happened.
>>576904160lmao yeah ok maybe a petition too
>>576904160how old are you lmao
The idea of boycotting something you werent going to buy anyway is funny
Characters that can't even interact with the Cat. VendettaBriggReinhardtPharahDoomfistLucioHanzoAnd then a bunch of other characters don't even do enough consistent damage to kill it before it simply flies behind a roof and self heals. Shit is mega retarded. Literal meme troll character ruining the game for keks because the devs think they are clever for putting it in the game.
Ball rides Junker Queen every night because she's turned on by the idea that Ball doesn't care about killing innocents.
>>576903490lol? Anran has to commit to be at melee range to deal damage with her "invulnerability" combo. Kiriko can snipe you without any penalty from far away because her projectile has no falloff lmao. and flies way faster than anything thats not hitscan. might as well be hitscan.You dense stupid kiriko troon.
>>576904693also no projectile drop
guys we gotta boycott those lamborghinis and porsche if we just don't buy them they HAVE to lower the prices rightlets go sisters!!!
>>576904276>>576904342There are literal people on this board that think men can be women. A skin boycott isn't half as retarded as that.
>>576902786interesting looking object there
Freja nigger sex
>>576905003Obviously.
>D.make is melee has a dash has ranged has shield like what doesn't she do?
>>576905587make it past the ban phase, not have a shitty twitchwhore voice, promote cerebral tank gameplay and game direction
why am i such a good girl on juno
>>576905950playing juno triggers agp im afraid
>>576906459this unironically might be true.i'm literally a hardcore dps main on run-and-gun Soldier, but when i'm completing challenges for support, i always play Juno and instantly have this urge to wave to everyone and act all cutesy.maybe it's just me playing into the character
Oh moons... it seems this cream pie was not a delicious treat!
>>576906557you just made all this shit up because it makes your dick hard
>>576904685>he never tried to vendetta slam the cat into illios wellyou haven't lived
>>576904782>brings up trannies out of nowhere Embarrassing
>>576906557nah i have the same thing. playing juno makes me say hello to everyone and be a good girl.
Teaching Juno to play female Earthlings' favourite instrument, the skin flute.
>>576906805freja plays that, she's picky and only uses ebony instruments though
>>576906695Quite amused by this genre of post where leftists try to shame anyone who acknowledges they exist. They really don't like their behaviour being noticed.
>>576906913Is Freja good at playing these ebony skin flutes?
>>576907009just ask Akande
>>576907009She's practised on them from a young age
>>576900450
1/3
2/3
Did you know women like Ram?
>>576907830>>576907969>>576908086Ive seen this anime
lena owes me feet pics
>>576907830>>576907969>>576908086CLANKED
Stand ready for vendetta! https://x.com/samuraiswordsfm/status/2086097635052548434
>>576908421I should play some 3rd person stadium tracer for drives.
How are Mexican players this consistently stupid? It’s not even trolling anymore, it’s just natural talent at being bad. What's wrong with them?
today I switched between regular comp and stadium and it ended up being a positive. Made it to the final checkpoint with only losing 3 games. Call it for the night being in a good mood or take a gamble and just finish drives right now?
Juno is childcoded.
Teaching Juno to play the skin flute
Juno is sexcoded
>>576909138but enough about jose
>>576909138brain damage from lead paint and trauma from growing up in a lawless shithole
>>576909380holy fuck
>>576909491@jose
>>576909331
I love Juno
>the mercy on our team tells us to lock in>the mercy>she has 2k heals less than our kiri and obviously 0 damagewe simply need more avoid slots
ToT
>>576909767always listen to the women on your team, they are always correct
does the pharah main i played with still play/post here
>>576909852Oliver?
>2 women on my teamthe game was rigged from the start
>>576909947No. B-----e was his tag, ex-quake player
>>576909852all pharah mains have killed themselves by now
>>576905587As per rules, every new character has to do everything because!
holy shit Orihime is so fucking cool in this recent episode of Bleach
>>576910424why
>>576910424Good
freja is too much of a POWRFUL INDEPENDENT WOMAN to shave her pits, OKAY!?!?
Is Rainy Day the best Freja skin?
we need more powerful independent women characters in Overwatch
>>576911251yeah like >>576910429. look how powerful she is
>>576911293that's a black woman anon
>>576910429
next female hero should be built like this
>>576910429The White Reality
>>576911497anon we don't do that epstein stuff
>>576877170>listening to commsLOL
>>576911497
>>576911497We already have Juno though.
>>576911497Thank you for your suggestion Mr Diddy
I've always wondered, and perhaps my American friends can help with this, how attractive is the average African-American woman? I imagine an attractive specimen like Sierra is probably a rarity, although maybe I'm wrong.
Freja just acts like the average scandi woman
>>576912218Keep her away from Doomfist...
just saw someone had over 100 kills in deathmatch waiting for comp gamewhat the fuck
how do I stop thinking about raping female overwatch everytime i see a chink overwatch female
>>576913398instead think about how they can rape you
imagine kiriko with a futa cock
>>576913491well now my undies are messy and sticky inside
>>576913504>simply stupendous!
>>576913504I look like this
>>576913901h-hey...
kiriko nigger sex
>>576914810meltdownie, you're back??
>>576913504Rape
I have a 13% win rate on Freja
>>576915241Freja likes 13% of the American population
IS THERE ANY GAMER GIRLS IN HERE XD LOL
>>576915525As target practice.
>>576915585Shut the fuck up Jose
>>576909767What do you want her to do? It's not like the mercy locking in would make a difference. She is at the mercy of your performance.
>>576915812kys schizo
what happened to yagorathchan
Freja is a high class escort, show some respect.
>>576915998Only for the richest elites of Numbani of course
>>576915924No I will not kill myself, thank you very much. Terrible thing to say to someone.
>>576916337this guy should do some Lena pics
>>576916443kys
Mei secretly having abs.
>>576916527no
I want to colonize Sierra.
Lena owes me feet pics
>>576874643sex bombsex bombyou're a sex bomb
>>576917993
>>576918604the slop hana
You guys watch Overwatch esports?
>>576918949lol no
>>576919035I say that cause I have the CS2 EWC qualifiers on my 2nd monitor while I throw in OW
>d.mon's horizontal fuel charge range is less than d.va's booster rangeRIP my hope for a mobility tank. She will be frontline tank slop who can't even pin into the backline like Rein.
>>576915905i want her to keep her mouth shut because she's contributing jack shit and doesn't get an opinion. or you know, change heroes, but thats too much to ask of these faggots.
>>576918949i watch unter videos but never the streams.
matchmaking is garbage todaywhat do you mean lvl 3 tank???
>>576918949Last time I saw it, both teams (NA) were trolling during the match and just having fun, rather than playing competitively. There's no fun in watching esports if it's not competitive and there are no stakes involved.
I'll just post it again
>>576920762The Facials
>>576920762>tfw bwc
>>576920485god forbid the game gets more tank players
>>576918949No that shit is awful. I watch esports of games I play except this one.
>>576920762I guess they're all fucking Mizuki and Wuyang because Genji lost his cock in battle and all the other guys are too old.
>>576921057But Mizuki and Wuyang are gay.
>>576921057Did you forget that Kiriko kicked Mizuki out for being groomed by a evil murder robot since childhood?
>>576921057They're for BWC only. Sorry pindick.
I don't understand this game as a new player, I've lost 12 out of my last 15 games.My team is always getting manhandled by the enemy tank and my team's tank is either on the flanks or at the back of the enemy?
>>576920485So far I've lost three matches in a row because of the most clueless teammates
>>576921331No one in this game is gay, because it's an optimistic vision of the future, and that precludes disease-spreading mental disorders.
>>576921682I know you're just larping as a new player, but it is funny to think that this has probably been the experience for many new players: the enemy tank is fisting you while your Hammond is in bumfuck nowhere at the enemy spawn.
WHY THE FUCK DONT PEOPLE BAN HOG FUCKING BAN THIS FUCKING CHARACTER STOP BANNING ZARYA YOU DONT FUCKING BAN THE HOG AND HE MAKES VALUE FROM JUST EXISTING
>>576921964I'm not larping. Its ALWAYS the nigger or the hamster????I actually won a game for once cause I actually had room to shoot my gun without some fat cunt being in my face. Ramattra was the tank. I love this guy.
>>576922605grim. your account is doomed.
>>576922605>quick playwhy are you even caring about winning?
>>576922637This guy was fucking amazing, he was actually standing with the team so I could shoot people with the cowboy.I'm not saying I'm good, I'm probs very bad cause I'm new but I can't even play most of the time
>>576922710>This guy was fucking amazing, he was actually standing with the team so I could shoot people with the cowboy.yeah, DPS is a fun role when you actually get a human tank on your team who understands that making space is important.
>>576922605Also the enemy tank was the nigger and then swapped to the hamster and he spent the entire game trying to 1v5 and leaving his team out to dry
>>576922605>Ramattra was the tank. I love this guy.Great, now you can start playing him.
>>576922935I can only meaningfully contribute with the point-and-click heroes, I've never had any real experience with fps with projectiles.
>it's another dps don't know how to use cover episodeAIIIIIIIEEEEEE SAVE ME SHIELDNIGGERS
>all the new tank players are gonna get to experience what they've been doing to tank players by going tank diff as they miss a fucking stationary torbjornits a tank diff i ult everyone as queen they're all low literally every single person cant heal I go in and get deleted Im wondering where was my team and they're all standing in a choke doing the csgo shoot point thing yep its a tank diff
>>576923429Its CS2 now
>>576923480It's funny because D.Va literally can't sit like this in her cockpit but that whore Yuna does it all the time.
Some games are just genuinely unwinnable like the fuck do you want me to do? Junkrat gets killed switches to Mei gets killed switches to genji gets killed switches to s76 like he's playing fucking mystery heroes
>>576923952You gg go next unless there's someone similar on the other team you can exploit. Some games are going to be unwinnable but it's rarer than people think. Most games are winnable and people just aren't seeing it.
Triple jump juno is the biggest piece of bullshit to play against
>literally stuck in plat 5 and diamond 1>win two games get promoted >lose two games get demotedGET ME OUT GET ME OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>576925372kys
dps has the biggest shitters in this game, unless we talk M3+everyone is a drooling faggot that can't hit a stationary petuniafuck all of you, I'll queue as dps to compensate for your utter lack of brain and hands
>>576924416The devs expect plat dps to have better aim than lip for some reason
I just realized that D.Mon's position in the mech means that there is potential for some good positions in smut animations.
imagine disabling d.mon's meka and she gets trapped inside the cockpit and you rape her
>quirky chungus tank on our team says some gay lolsorandomshit in allchat at start>plays like fucking garbageevery single time
damn im winning hard
fun heroes to demote with?
there are 27 female characters compared to 24 male charactersthey're adding another female character which makes it 28after the new tank they will be adding a male, if they dont that means theyre feminist brained
>>576927886I want to FUCK D.mon
>>576927886female characters sell more skins, shocking
>>576927682rein, apparently
>>576928294>fundo I play him like a melee fighter or something
Excavation initiation *fucks you in the ass*
>>576928421play him like a retard, a true rein
Freja is into
>>576929056pregnancy
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