Previous: >>576827874>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yukino Bijin (3*), Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Smart Falcon, SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes TachyonCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: Wings of Steam and Steel, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg 08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Wet/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Tachyon LOVE
rickeylickeyhot and stickey
>>576857367when will vivlos start showing up in globaldon't think I'm gonna agp her but you never know
Are you ready for CM?
I wanna cum with you
>>576857558I don't wanna be Ronaldo...
>>576857538heyhey let's gobrickey
>>576857558I wanna be linchou
Bubble Gum Love!
Where are the clubs recruiting...
>all my borrows are doneWell tomorrow i will do my first CMI have good chances of getting into B atleast
>>576857836hi lunacutiewish we had space for you </3
>>576857552When this card gets released, Umama
>>576857889
I wish I was Mejiro McQueen so I could hotdog my trainer every time I see him in his office
>>576857840>tomorrowCM is today gwochachisdon't be fomo'd into queueing on reset if you're a newcutie you will be raped, wait at least a couple of hours
>>576857552She's been taken
>>576857927can I have some Ardan posts instead? Pretty please?
>no 3* stat sparks on parent auto runs since it's release>skill-less fanmaxxing deck auto run on my "shit affinity with anyone" oshi gets 3* without any stat even reaching 700I don't get it
>>576857987It's tomorrow in europe, so i going to sleep
>>576857905idk who that is, but thanksgonna be a while>>576858003by who
why did they make rickey so hard to train
>>576858005You may not
>>576857857Summer dress Jordan presses my papa button like no other uma. My dick won't survive her.>>576858080Sleep well Europper.
>>576858103
>card art is the pov of verxinamy agp is getting triggered...
wahey
Someone post big uma ass
I hate zoomers so fucking much.
>>576857920I already get my gender affirmations from here so no need to change it in-game
>>576858219
>>576858136Naizuri punishment then
>>576857920but you should be MALE to play with Dober. Tsundere is kino
@Umama How is the voice training going
>>576858287unc is mad lol
>>576858206vivlos is taken by...vivlos??
>>576858131you're just bad
uma&co bros... don't check the discord...
>we could've had paizuri hole ardan but she gets a dyke outfit instead
>>576858527Yes nonny
Will Murmurs proc with only D dirt?
whatever man, if my uma dies a lot I will switch my ace out and bring 3 mystifying murmurs
>>576858382YES!
>>576858719deserved. ardanposter thinking they can get good alts AND get the attention of all the boys
>>576857927What does hotdogging someone even entail...
>>576858719I absolutely love ardan but I'm skipping the ugly alt, I hate the ballroom shit
>>576859027Low tes
>>576858719Deserved because she went on live and die in chinkland
>>576857927This is what I would do.
>>576858980You put your meat between her buns and PLAP away.
>bring up ballroom outfits>SEAmonkeys can't help but out themselves
>engaging with the prostituteyou can do better
Uma are stronger for sure but the desire to be thoroughly dominated and submit to one is irresistible
Heh, you think you can outspeed a flower?
>>576859320yeah
Can I get the Dantsu Flame getting divorced pic?
>he's a vanillatard
>>576859064sure, but I still only pull for base and a more feminine or naked version of the uma.
>SHE's a degenerate tranny
>>576857776holy based
Hello /uma/, i'm going to start translating umamusume hentai but I have an issue, how do you edit text that's not on a text box (or in a transparent text box)? and how do you add the white outline around text? pic related is what I meanright now i'm only translating doujins that have completely white text boxes, I'm not very experienced with image editingI take requests btw if you want a request or want to teach me in a better way add me on disc:brahnigga
>>576858686show me YOUR rickey then faggot
is auto good enough to make a debuffer?
>wholesome chungus handholdingreddit might be more fitting for you
>seething with jealousy
>>576859542lmfao this cant be real
Ardanposters owe me loveydovey sex.
Why is the word "until" blocked in club chat?
>>576859542Just tell ai to do it for you
>>576859568yeppersplease only match me against clanker debuffers shiraoki-sama
>>576859542>how do you add the white outline around text?>add me on disc:brahnigga
>>576859556as you wish <3
>>576859542on photoshop you double click the layer you're working on to open another window where you can find the borders for your layer
>>576859568yeah, so long you are not looking for golds in cards thats it, remember to put 6 wit cards and train balanced to get around 1200 wit
Did you remember to thank Umama for contributing 50% of the gameplay discussion yet today?
>>576858845>>576858845>You've been blocked by another uma in front of you for at least a second.You gonna be behind and not be blocked bwo, so probably no
what is /uma/ doing before CM starts?
>>576859797>understammed
this is the worst state this general has ever been. da hog CM killed global harder than MANT and the horrible GL rolls many people had.
We have AI to answer these questions and nigga still coming here
>>576859542I'm from the age of 4chan scanlators and seeing all the SEA zoomers doing their AIslop scans with bad editing is always fun to see, continue being the cancer killing translated porn.I remember when every other random 4chan poster knew their fair share of image editing or video editing even...
>>576859797Show medium S and 6 greens <3
>>576859918>blind
>>576859823nibbling on my wives ears
>>576859859He genuinely does contribute close to 50% of gameplay discussion but only the bad parts
>>576859797Please match with me, I have 2 murmurs + 2 siphons + 12 whites ready
>>576860036enjoy continuing to have only 2 plats </3
>>576859797youre literally a buhi with at least creek and a premium speed card.
>850 stamIt's to little without recovery skills You need like 1000 unironically
>>576859797do they win versus the xog though
Attention!The Grass Wonder Memorial Kinen will be held today at 6pm EST.One uma entry per anon that must conform to ONE of the following rules>the entry must be any Grass WonderOR>the entry must use a Grass wonder support card in their support deckOR>the entry must have Grass Wonder as a parent or grand parentThe track and conditions will be: Nakayama 1600 M, Right Handed, Good Conditions, Sunny, Summer, Great mood.You have about an hour.15900887>1590088715900887>1590088715900887>15900887
>>576860184>t. snacker
Oh boy it's umama being a clown time
>>576859873watching anime while autoing parent runs with my borrows
>gaslighting about stam reqs againoh wow I haven't heard of this since a year ago
>>576859820Oh, thats good to know i'll pirate photoshop since i'm editing on MS paint unironically lmaobut another question I have is how do you get the bottom layer in the first place? Do you just plug it on an AI and tell it to remove all of the text?
>brickedcord raid
>>576859938HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>576860191>without recovery skills
>>576860313nigga ask claude or something
Consult the VFdocs
what started the umama vs bricked feud
Why is /uma/ so confidently understamming for this CM? Did the previous ones make them too cocky?
>>576860367Oguri doesnnt count, ofc you have skillsI was talking about Ricky bwo
>>576860404Just Hayashi stalking him
>>576860427You don't get only 2 platinum titles by playing the game correctly
>>576860086yes we know you are poor
Thread personalities were a mistakeTalk about the game and its characters, not each other
>>576860314the hrt fiends.... they got umama...
>>576860427Everyone will swap to doms in round2/finals
>>576860427/uma/ rooms rarely have correct stam debuffers or debuffers at all.
>>576860001Then how do you do it?
>>576860313since you're too new to photoediting, either learn how to delete the existing text or be lazy and use AI to delete the text
>>576860404SEA being SEA. Ignore, report, and all that maybe jannies will do something, they did something in the past and now the NTR SEA fag behaves in a better way.
>>576860532Nah, slime out the shitters in round 2 as well
>>576860502I simply will run my oshi, and I dont care if to make her win I have to put others down, now I hope you did your overstam reps
Why is he recommending Keen Eye?
>"QUICK THEY REALIZED WE WERE GASLIGHTING ABOUT STAM REQUIREMENTS GO GET'EM"sad really
When does it get better?
I'm sad. Can someone post Super Creek's boobs?
>>576860858it's the only thing close to a dominator we can get from a card
fictoria vrontier
>>576860427I don't care about this CM so I just shove in anything that's SS rank
>>576860878
>>576860859It was not a gaslight, its just that you will not find more than 2 murmurs, the problem begins when there are 3, you can cope all you want but when you find someone who brings 2 murmur debuffers and the other guy has at least 1, unless you overstam you are dead
>>576861031just let him meltdown and get it out of his system
>>576861075Brickedgwo...
>>5768610312 murmurs is enough with all the other flustered and subdued skills. 3 murmurs and you are donezo
CM waiting room theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
>>576861115I wish I was in bricked
>>576860883Have 2 sex stallions for free on top
>>576858287what did we do im sorry dont hate me :(((
>there are poorfags ITT who will bring down others just because of their living situation
>>576861316sounds based
>>576860883Hag sex
>>576861246PaizuriNursing handjobBoob smotheringMotorboating
>>2810749>>28107372nd room is up96891607>9689160796891607>9689160796891607>96891607
i'm so down bad for my trainee i could cum just thinking of herdoubly so if she says>torena-san, i want your cummies>give me your thick white cummies>spray your cummies all over me, torena-san
>>576861393a-are you...one of them??ewww, go shower. you stinkoh wait you can't afford itsorry to hear...
>>576861246I wish I was Mejiro Ardan and have my best friends Creek and Flash lure our trainers out and drug them
1 hour until CM, post your ready face
>>576861316My brother in christ there are people living lavish lives who bring down others for no reason
>>576861513I wish I were drugged by you (Mejiro Ardan) and held captive in the Mejiro sex dungeon.
/uma/, if you had to pickGentildonnaorOrfevre
>>576861513I wish I was your trainer so I could pamper you, spoil you, and treat you with love then you repay me by drugging me and doing constant umapyoi with me.
>>576861503you might projecting or retarded
>>576861541
>>576861689>you might projectingPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHE COULDN'T EVEN AFFORD TO GO TO SCHOOL HOLY SHIT WBHAHAHAAA
>>576861541I still have 2 aces to make
>>576861658odds and i suffocate in gentil's massive titsevens and my pelvis breaks from orfe aggresively raping me
>>576861541It all returns to nothing, it all comesTumbling down, tumbling downTumbling downIt all returns to nothing, I just keepLetting me down, letting me downLetting me downIn my heart of heartsI know that I could never love againI've lost everythingEverythingEverything that matters to meMatters in this world
>>576861658Gentil, I don't have the patience to babysit Orfevre
>>576861658Wife? GentildonnaMetafaggot? Orfevre
564 Escapades!*does absolutely nothing*
>>576861689Why not both
>>576861658A bit vague but I think in general I'd go Donna for sure. Orfe's personality isnt the type of domineering that I'd really want to tolerate. Donna is also hotter.
>>576861658Orfevre.Whenever I work out I have a bad habit of pushing myself too hard. I've fainted 3 times because of this so far. Tard wrangling Oru sounds better for my health.
>>576861658It's not even close. Donna is at least in the conversation for #1 uma wife material. Orf isn't even top 20.
>>576861658My dick says Donna but my heart says Orfe
>>576857776What a cutie.
Idc about this cm can we get more drama
I love palmer but sadly she doesn't have many lines compared to many starting umas like shippu or creekushe keeps repeating the same lines over and over
>>576861513Wait but you said NO Ardan
>>576861857It made me cum
>>576862004umama cried for 2 hours in vc yesterday
>>576862039I lied...
>>576861501sex with ローレル
>>576862030too smug
Is it too late to start making an ace?
>>576862004Fabricate some like the rest of us you cowardly bastard
>prostitute liedlike always
>>576862125Need to correct with a paizuri
>>576862125My heart would melt if Ardan made such a cute expression at me. I would struggle not to kiss on her on the spot. Her trainer is so lucky....
>>576861970>heart>Orfeshe's autistic and annoying
>>576862072Qrd?
>>576862192It is never too late
Pick Orfevre
>>576862215>>576862273>replying to yourself
>>576859859>umama hates brickedBut Im from bricked and have a BWC...
>>576862072I bet he has a cute twink voice now...
>>576862004little do you know Lemon is part of 50% of the Umama drama here but you would never know about it unless you looked into Le,mon's typing style directly (creep) Lemon has done more good to this general than 90% of posters and that's a fact unlike you who (is probably from bricked) that is obsessed with people enjoying Umama like Lemon why do you even play if this is all you do with your time grow up
Bakushin O is the best
>UUUUHHHHHHHH DRAMA DRAMA FEED ME MORE DRAMA! I GOT HARD FILTERED BY THIS SCENARIO I CAN'T MAKE UMAS FOR SHIT.... THIS IS OGURI CAP'S FAULT!! NO IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'M A RETARDED UMAROLLER OR THAT I SUCK AT EVERYTHING AT LIFE IT'S THIS OTHER TRANNY'S FAULT THAT I'M BAD AT THE GAME SO I'LL KEEP SHITPOSTING EVERY SINGLE DAY BECAUSE I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS GAY SO PLEASE CAN I GET A CRUMB OF DRAMA I'M TOO RETARDED TO MAKE UP MY OWN DRAMA POSTS PLEASE PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT CM I WILL GET FOMOD BUT I CAN'T PLAY BECAUSE I'M SO BAD AT THE GAME SO PLEASE TALK ABOUT DRAMA!!!Fuck off.
>>576861658Probably Donna - mostly because I don't like playing backliners
I'm clubless
>>576862386
>>576862474
>>576862474umama...
>>576862569There's probably a lot of clubs still recruiting on the official discord.
>>576862215>>576862273Looks like you have to punish me now
>>576860883
>>576862474Ok lemon.
>>576862569drop your id, I'll see if danchou could squeeze in you
>>576862474To be fair, this scenario does suck ass
>>576862672That's exactly what you would want you slut...
>>576862754777438824907
>>576862782That really isn't a excuse for being a drama beggar.
reminder that the skank replies to themselves
>>576862776why is she wearing a bikini in top of another one?
>>576862805paging danchous analbeads as we speak; expect an invite soon
>>5768626725 hour punishment make out session with you (Mejiro Ardan) where you sit on my lap and we dont wear any underwear and if my dick happens to get hard and penetrate then woops! What a funny little accident, haha.....
>>576862870Also true
>>576862754903239529067
>>576862461 Only >>576858470
I have poor self esteem and love doing acts of service.Which Trainee is for me?
>>576862805This poster has an ok borrow>>576863043This poster has a dogshit borrow
>>576863076What does that gook whore have to do with Uma Musume
If umas eat to the point where the bellies look like they're gonna blow up, doesn't that mean they take shits big enough to destroy toilets?
>>576863210this looks like one of these slop smartphone game ads
>>576863272it's called live2d animation
>>576862581this bitch is like 5'1 im not intimidated, uma or not.
Did their power cut out? Anyways
Oh, shit, forgot that it's the Whitney Stakes today. Take a gander at it anons if you want to watch some kino Keiba today. Should be starting in about an hour at 6:33 PM PST.Pretty high level field again as it's another rematch of the Stephen Foster with Magnitude(Slayer of Ebayan) vs Sovereignty(HOTY 2025) vs White Abarrio(Ojii-san) vs Baeza(He'll break right at the gates some day).
>>576862805I have a club, though
I was going to ask which uma is for the fat sad and bald but you'd reply Gold City so fuck you. Gold City is the kind of woman who wouldn't understand the bond between a man and that ps1 game he played when he was 8
>>576861541>1 hourIt's retarded to do your cm runs that early. Always do them 15 mins before they reset.
>>576863480ara? why is that? you can't trust your team to win at reset? on day 1 of all days? fufufufu, that can't be, right?
>>576863452Not for long club hopper-kun
>>576863376She's shorter than that I think. She's 144cm
>>576863473I would've said Teio actually
>wins again
>>576863076based
>>576863473I would've Saud Teio.Or Donna.Or Creek.Or Spe
>>576860883creek is so hot, shame she's the designated mommyslop icon.
Sex with Katsuragi Ace
>>576862142God I hate Katakana so much. It always takes me way longer than it should to decipher what this shitty language with 4 sounds is trying to spell out.Yeah dude Roureru totally sounds like Laurel. For sure for sure.
*murmurs you*
>>576863790
>>576863816katakana is easier to read though
I'm ready to lose.
>>576863816it does if you're not fucking retarded
>>576863917me utmost left
I want to be scolded by fenomeno...
>>576863934Ruby Ruby I love you Ruby
I am sure to win because my speed is superior
Machitan is so pretty I want to fuck her
>>576864069me next?
>>576863934
>>576861758literal child
>>576864223literally illiterate
>>576864173
For me, the best debuff is frenzied paces. Because it relies on coincidence.If you hit it twice, so with both debuffers, a rushed pace has the rushed stats for 10~ whole seconds, using 1.6x stam all the time. That's quite a big deal, then if they get hit by a single stamina gold, they die.I hope hope hope hope all of you gals looped restraint on your uma, for a -3% chance of the funny not happening.
>>576864337>Runs a late aceWhat now
>debuffcuckno one asked, nor caresplay ethically shitter
>>576861658I bow before the Golden Tyrant.
im making my debuffers i'll queue later
>>576863919I disagree, I vastly prefer Hiragana. Katakana has a few characters that look too similar like ン and ソ and シ and ツ . When it works it's fine like クリスエス, but especially with Rs it just fails to function in my brain.
I made all my 3 runners todayand these 3 WILL get me to A Finals
>>576864426>play ethicallyUh oh commie melty
>>576864426It's part of the game bwo
>projecting paul
Imagine being scared or wasting time on strategiesI am sure to win, because my speed is superior and my umas are all fronts, so they are all running faster and staying ahead. That's all there is to it. I don't believe in speed debuffs because we'll simply outrun then, and Xoguri is a pace chaser which means she is simply not running faster throughout the entire race, so I shall win. It is quite shrimple actually.
how do i get my trainee to rape me already?
>>576864414I cope with trick rear since I was unable to get it on both debuffers, but yeah, if you're not a xog I don't really care
>>576864512hiragana literally has shi and tsu too both are easy as fuck to read once you actually start reading every day
>>576861658Who else?
fat chud Uma for a fat chud Trainer?
>>576864654this, but other trainers.
>>576864654Cheat on her
LET'S GO BRICKEY
im bringing 3 aces
>>576863259
>>576864737duh
>>576864746>directing your predator trainee to violently rape other trainers, thus eliminating the competition in your climb to the top
My danchou didn't wish the club good luck in the cm today
>>576864789do NOT do this
who i should i exchange for? i've tried reading the newfag guides but i'm just getting a headache desu
>>576864810same
>>576864820I will fucking murk you.
>>576864672>hiragana literally has し and つWhat? They're very distinguishable.Not going top argue against the daily practice thing though. It's been like 4-5 years at this point since I took my Japanese classes at university and it's obviously gotten a lot rustier than then. Wanted to take the advance class after passing the normal 2 year course but it was canceled due to the pandemic.I can at least still somewhat decipher uma comics posted in Japanese though, though if there's too many kanji I struggle for sure.
>>576864842I was figuring that, but I'm not the most in the know. I guess I really should do a run with her, she was my first 3 star.
>>576864789Ardan anon likes to mess up with other umas by stealing their trainers
>>576864847
>>576864968oguri cap or taiki shuttle is always a safe choiceotherwise whoever you find cute
>>576864968Which umas do you have already?
>>576864789Did you know? Umas can apply crushing forces with their hands that can easily pulverize stone
>>576864892my danchou does and my club always talk about CM, wish I could join them but they are very racist towards my umas of choice so I don't wanna bring the vibes down
>>576864904ruby is a sweetheart, she wouldn't hurt a fly.
>>576865087My club just doomposts every day
>>576860251>/v/ vs /vg/The loser gets raped!
>>576865068Proof?
>>576864968Your favorite. You wont get a lot of enjoyment out of metafag maxing because in the end pvp has a lot of rng elements and losing with meta feels a lot worse than losing with your favorites.If you do want to pick the "optimal" choice then the 3 best options are Oguri Cap, Taiki Shuttle, and Silence Suzuka. You can farm them in the daily legend races too though.
>>576864847>>576865030I fucked that
i know my hiragana and katana
>>576865018Oguri would never
>>576864968Did you just start the game?There should be a mission that gives you a random debut 3*. Do that before spending your pick ticket.
>>576864847I am that.
>>576865257
>>576865087Umama and V flirt in the club chat
>>576865304Yes seabwo
>>576865131Ruby would 100% have her trainer kidnapped and locked in her estate never to be seen by the public again should he ever actually follow through on quitting.
>>576865304Ready to phone it in, yeah.
>>576865304No
>Gentildonna is in at THAT pool!>What's she gonna do?!
>>576865225proof?
>>576865331God that's hot
after doing her career, turns out I really like Mejiro Ryan, I even dig her haircut. also turns out I really dislike her, cousin? McQueen. in fact Ryan ended up being my highest ranked Uma so far. I mean she's still only A rank, but getting A on a second ever run of her I think is pretty decent.
>>576865330its fucking 6am here
>>576865464>>576865282
>>576865434>be a giant sensitive pussy torena>donna gives up on you after like 3 days what do you do
>>576865617>Sirius takes you in the next day
>>576865617I'll simply die.
I won I won I won I won I won
>>576865617Accept her choice and scout someone else, hopefully she'll be willing to put up with my flaws...
>>576865434fuck
>>576865730Falco...
>>576865617>be a giant sensitive pussy torenaSome umas are into that
8 minutes, post your TOTALLY READY face
>>576865617nishino flower will take me in
>>576865917im not fuckGING UQEIHUJ EING
>>576865765Puppy-chan...
>>576865464Check your pussy
>>576864737Rulership
>>576865434That pool is too big and actually has swimming lanes so it can't be THAT pool.
>>576865886woah
>>576865617donna would mold you into a strong sensitive chad trainer.
>>576865917
>>576865889W-which ones?
>>576865039>>576865210thanks>>576865048literally just the ones i started with >>576865264i don't see it in my mission list, i did get one for a support card though
>>576866008i'll have to keep her in mind for like, 5 years from now.
IS ANYONE HERE
>>576864968save it
>>576866010what is this pool meme im new
>>576863816that's Rooreru actually
What emotions do Umas feel when they drop a Torena and that Torena finds better success with their next Trainee?
>>576865956Still...
>>576866248SHUT UP I DIDINT UYFICKING ASK NO NONME HJER E NO ONE IS ANSWERINH HELLO PLAES res ps ondd
>>576866245Ask Sirius.
>>576866245If your parents had another kid you can ask them
5 minutesremember to queue on reset to demolish all the newcuties whose first cm is this one
>>576866121nta but, it should be the first section of the mission tab farthest to the right.
Umamusume in Heat
>>576866245>they drop a Torena>t.mob uma getting naenaed on
>>576866214There's a indoor pool location that's commonly used for a bunch of JAVs as well as movies and ordinary television so it became a meme once people recognized it.
I hope to murder many independent learner teams
>>576866120>Every Mejiro>Sirius>Flower>every Satonobasically grooms you into the perfect husband
Umama will get fucked hard this CM
>>576866209is this guy even relevant anymore
REMINDER YOU RETARDSTHIS IS ROUND 1THIS IS EASYSTOP BRAGGINGYOU WILL GET RAPED IN ROUND 2 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
Let the bloodbath commence
Obese Avian
What if they put Ancestors at the start of grandmasters?
Open League is peaceful
>>576866490Idk but on preview all good cards?Except for stam Chris S idk what is it even
>>576866306I love you
>>576866221Is that a hard rule when "transcribing" katakana? I've seen both but there's obviously no u to denote that like in hiragana.
>>576866464>Every Mejirowell i wouldnt say every single onebut most of them
I FUCKING FAT FINGERED THE YEPPERS CARD BANNER AND NOW THE GAME DECIDES TO GIVE ME THE BEST RNG OF MY LIFE INSTEAD OF ON LH/TACHYON
goodluck bwos
WAIT I'M STILL MAKING MY ACE
<< It's time >>
POST YOU'RE TAZUNA GASLIGHT (AUTO-SELECT) TEAM BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY ENTER
>>576866587if you truly did you would kill me right ufcking now
>>576866401
>>576866596im not the most knowledgeable but the ー usually means you stretch out the last vowel
>>576866745We'll kill each other then
Good luck to all queuers.Except hoggers. The sins of your heart will outweigh the feather in the afterlife.
I'm not queueing I feel too weak, umasumi
I'm sorry, little one...
Time for the humiliation ritual
>>576866697
>>576866798please..i cant take it t
>>576866818Umasumi bro. I'll also just heading to bed once my jong match is done.
>first race>i'm the only one who spurts during late-raceholy hell nobody has stamina
>>576866746
>INDEPENDENT LEARNER
>>576866950how many debuffers?
>>576867024they're debuffers kitten, calm down
1st race, no debuffers at all.Guess the pain won't start until round 2
>>576867024any downsides of doing thisim tempted
>>576867091Okay V
>>5768670573 oguri 6 debuffers
>>576866889do itpull the trigger
POST HOEHDIUMS
in 5 races i saw 10 xoguris
>>576867150pls post ur falco im making a last minute front for my yeppers to NSM off of
>3 Xoguris on every single lobby
>>576867121It chips away your soul
>>576867248Just make a front dom and call it a day
Good enoughBack to the mines
falco.. no..
there are cuties who brought fronts lol
i think its the first time i make group A on the first room
>2 xogsugh...
>>576867312no im bringing 3 aces
>>576867367me on the left>>576867362loser
NIGGA
>>576867251>outing himself as xog scumLooks like the pot calling the kettle a nigger
>>576867248
>>576866464creek seems like she is an obvious inclusion
>match with xog with 1500/900/1100/700/1100 med S, two gold recoveriesYeah i think im gonna get raped in every match
I lost to an independent learner
>>576867447OH NONONONONONO
>only me with debuffers>my shitty oguri just winslmao this is a joke
Wow thats was easyt.newcutie
Why is /uma/ bragging on day 1 round 1 once again
>>576867520I lost to a guy with sub-600 wit S-ranked umas and like 12 skills
>>576867579cope
>>576866860Never mind I guess, looks like nobody cared about this CM
>>576867543Yeah day 1 is full of people going for participation rewards. Round 2 (day 3, since both rounds have 2 days) is when the actual cm starts.Good job though!
>>576867615Peak brownie behavior, flaunting the no skill free wins
My debuffers literally podiumed with her because everyone else ran out of stamina. I feel like Hitler.
>>576857857THANK YOU! I forgot to save this the first time around.>That subtle tanline on GFE JordanMUH
>>576860251We had a whole field of Grass Wonders. It feels rather embarrassing to win my own race but here are our winners. I will host another for fun race next month. Details to follow later when I get home.Thanks to everyone who participated.
>>576867523EAAASY
likehow am i supposed to know that the race track is completely flatlikeas a newcutiewithout bringing up gametorahlikehow the FUCK nigger game
f2pbwos ww@
>>576867717not even using her LOL holy melty
so are they gonna fix this shit or what? Theres no way people keep playing this scenario, the scenario itself is already shit with horrible RNG, and this + the next 3 CMs are all X Oguri slop fests. I hope enough people get filtered by this crap that they rush the evolved skills patch to fix this shit, otherwise this game is dead till GM drops
>distance'dthe understamming is real
13/20, waiting on round 2 rape>>576867749I got 3rd, yay
>>576867579Rooms were miserable, so it's a nice surprise that the actual CM is easy.At least for round 1
>>576867759By doing test runs, you silly billy. There's a whole Practice section on the menu!
round 1 and already the worst CM ever teams of literal bots running rampant AND winning, extremely limited pool of character so every match is the same, no one has enough stamina so the 'hog who luckshitted the most heals winswhat a disaster
>>576867791???who the fuck is HER?????
>>576867759By googling it
THREE FRONTS AND A DREAM COME ON GIRLS>Got fucked by xoguri on spurtFUCK
>>576867759>how am I supposed to know anything without opening gametoraYou dont! They do later give us much better tools of looking at race tracks and skill activations, but we're far away from that qol.
>>576867749Jobbed hard cuz i got brocked. But that shit happens in big lobbies.
>>576867880nobody cared about the dirt medium slop
thank god I got to face these people or else I wouldnt qualify
>>576867743no that's her bag strap
>>576867749Very soulful race, thank you for hosting!
>>576867071>INDEPENDENT LEARNER ACE
>>576866767you on the left
>>576868020BASEDGood luck on round 2
My Rickey is kinda ass, but these debuffers are really doing work cucking everyone.
at least i got 1 podium
Broooos i went to A group. Will i get some rewards though?t.newcutie
what's with people only bringing 1 debufferif you want to "oshi game" while still bringing xogger your solo debuffer basically becomes dead weight
hello?not a single yeppers?
late S lickey with recycled dominators featuring mryan parent from 1 jangrass only ever activated blinding flash with 564 now that i remember it probably a mistake build when it was made
>>576868137just win 1 time in A 2nd round and you'll qualify to atleast B finals
>>576868039>zelda lost to clanker debufferBro...
>cm starts>burned through all borrows>only one ace
>>576868020based based based based based based based based based based based based
>>576868164I saw one, she gassed out
>>576868039er your dox gwobut I kneel to bot chads
>>576867791>ESL reading comprehension
>Brickey is carrying me harder than Xog
>>576868050why are umas like thiswhat strange creatures
open league is very fun
just build a hog bwo
>>576868161I didn't feel like making a 3rd ace
>>576868180Sick
DO NOT QUEUE
I should probably just quit here right
godspeed Melissa, hope they win something
>>576868186Yeah this is why I'm going debuff + xog if game had given me a parent in time it'd probably be different but alas
>>576868217Damn, maybe I should have taken the open pill this cm
>>576868039im going against so many people who are just throwing on purpose tooround 2 is where the challenge really begins i guess
>>576867864Rooms are round 2 and final level
>My entire team enters dueling at the last spurt right behind the leader>holyshitthismightbekino>Christmas fatty just comes in from the outside and transforms it into an anticlimatic momentBooo
incredibly based team
first fucking match and i get a buhi scum
>my debuffer is 5th favorite>my ace is 6th
I think I’m dumb bc my xmas oguri I got while pulling something else is shit, I never activate the ult at the right time
>Rickey gets perfect Ult>win by.5Llollmao even
>>576868402What recoveries did you take newcutie
777 and Shake It Out are out of frame.
I think that I need to make my xog with gold recoveries, 20 skills and S med. minimum i need these to win round 2
>>576868371The most based team I've seen so far. Hope he wins
The Distance is approaching...
what's the point of 1600 speed if you dont even have the stamina and power to back it up
19/20 solo ace todayslightly bothered that I lost to a late rickey on round 1 but it was Biltex so whatever
>>576868371god i wish i had palmer...
>sub 500 stam xogurisSasuga round 1 shitters
This is all that matters.
>>576868217You're making me feel bad...I should've off-meta'd & brought something like Anime Makueen
>>576868449sadly he didn'tI hope he gets plat too
WHY WHY WHYVWHY FDID HRI HAVE TO HAPPEN RUGI F7CK FUCKL FUCK FUCK GICK FUCL FUCK WHERE DID IT GO SO FICKKNG WRONG AAAGCCKKKKNGHHHKKLL
>>576868439>SEVEN>FUCKING>HEALSDo you even Xog bro?
So this is the Oguri CM...
>>576868560holy shit yellow hoeh
>>576868546>3rd
>>576868424Not enough!Plus tachyon’s inherit+xoguri inherit. I know my wit is shit so I may just be whiffing
>>576868237ok sure
That's fine
where are the newcutiesall I'm getting is ug8 xogs with double debuffer
Guess the uma
>>576868662I'm sorry Natie...
>>576868747Seiun Sky
Uhhh.....gamers??
>>576868747xogger
>>576868518>Hog in Open Leaugeyou're a piece of shit
>>576868716same, I just matched again against a dude I lost because he had a better xogurin than mine
>>576868747Oguri Cap as in "Peak"
>>576868439That's way too many, you've pretty much guaranteed that it won't activate at the right time.You want Hydrate/Gourmand, corner or straightaway recovery, triple 7s, and U=ma2 for optimal set up
I GOT FUCKING ROBBED BY FENG SHUI
wtf Mambo made a feeder club
>>576868695Forgot picrel
>>576868281I should've quitI'm never getting a win in group A
>>576868916
>>576868518what the fuck is your problem
>>576867757you know what? based Ichiban
>>576868164Noppers
>>576868951Upon reflection, my low wit plus shake it out is what’s killing me
>you can literally just half ass clank xog and she'll beat UG8 aces
so what did we learn?
>>576868993They made open league umas go up to UG now?
>>576868371My knees
>>576868518faggot
>8L>4Ldamn
lmao
>>576869081Tannhauser is cute!
Oshigaming still alive
im sick im sick fyckibg sick put me down like a dog sjot right through the fuckibg head kill me kill ne lill me UGGJFFHHCM WHY WHY WHY WHY PLEADF JUST LRY ME GO ALREADY WHAR THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>576869168how much stam did she have?
>>576868371holyfuckingBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
>>576868716even the newbies realized how much this CM sucks because they're likely to only have two, maybe three umas that can run dirt assuming they ticketed OguriAnd Urara fucking SUCKS
>
>>576869103fuck you
>>576869081Next CMs I'll oshigame as long as I get the parents for them
Oh nonono Hog bros don't look!
>>576869210788 with 1 gold and 2 whites
whatever i unleashed in open league seems to be raping anything that crosses its path
this shit is so funnyliterally no one has any idea what they’re doingit’s fun because i can just throw in bullshit and win
>>576868716i'm right here. I didn't get higher than 4th all 5 races. to be fair that might not be horrible for my first ever CM, and I didn't check that it was dirt so I only brought turf horses.
GTFO metafags
>>576869348damn, good thing i remade mine
>>576869370hoooooly very rare SSSSSSSR Ines Fujin trainer
>>576869339happened to me too against a regular pasa, oguri didn't ult because she forgot to proc gourmand
bait post above do not respond
LET'S GO RICKEY
>>576868439>takes 3rd
>>576869220I decided to skip this CM since I only have oguri (non xmas) as dirt.
oh no, there are a lot of newcuties queuing
just saw an oguri with 10 (ten) recoveries bro did NOT want to run out of gas
I got my first Distance!...Against myself.
>>576859138Clapistan love hijab why am I not surprised
>Both the Ace and backup Inari I made managed to whoop the Oguri's in 2 rounds and send me into the next Grade ABased Edo. That Moving Past + Pumping Iron + On Your Left combo is bonkers
based oshi player
>>576869081inflated ranks mean nothing, just build accordingly and you'll be fine
holy shit Dirt Doto is going
>>576869551there's like 1 or 2 christian countries in SEA don't lump us with the sand crawlers
Hog bros... what's happening...
I fucking hate CMs, I don't know why I even bother.
>>576868001>Racing with a big handbagThis dumb idiot. I love her so much.
is my digitan just dead without OYLfuckass NN didn't finish
can someone post a falco for cm? i was busy with work and couldn't build one, and auto for sure doesn't know how to get power and wit
huh, why are you ulting you're a debuffer
>>576869681What isn't?
>every fucking race is Hoguritrash with Nice Nature and Grass WonderSeriously, such a sovless fucking CM. Just let me get my 3rd place and end it already with this trash.
>>576869658swagapino sweepy poster...
so fucking easy
>>576863450G1 Whitney Stakes is about to start
>>576869718Yes that should have been very obvious anon
do you bwos care if people use independent umas or its just a natural thing that will happen?
>>576869716she thinks it'll make her breasts bigger because creek and doto do it
>>576869732She killed everyone
>>576869852Not really, it's just for shitposting
>>576869752First ever CM was like this too except it wasn't the hog, it was Gold Ship/Oguri/Nice Nature. Good times...
Everyone really did give up this time around. 2 podiums already. No clue what is going on, the hogs aren't dominating so far.
*dies 50m before the finish line*EPIC
>>576869749I posted this then immediately came 3rd in the next race.
Lost to an auto uma...
>>576869724s-sure... (she's a jobber)
>>576869924stamina issue
Not this time, Oguri Satan.
>>576869718OYL is just slightly better Lead the Charge
>>576869920first cm of a scenario is easier
No matter how much or how little I try my win rate always ends up between 70-80%
>>576869749d*ck?
STOP BRINGING FRONTS YOU NIGGERS MY XOGURI IS LOSING
Oh, EVERYONE is about to fucking die. This will be kino.
>>576869935this is why you don't brag until all 20 races are done
It's crazy how uncommon debuffers have been
post them if you got themit's a xoggy eats xoggy world
How much stam do you actually need to survive 4 stam debuffers
>>57686920841%
>>576870149Metafag only 65% in round fucking one HAHAHAAHAH
>>576869712free carats and tickets for me
>>5768701641200 + 3 gold, as witgod suggested
>>576870135You're right anon. Cygames smited me.I just wanted a 20/20, it's not fair. I sold my soul, I'm lodging a complaint with the Devil
>>576870164realistically 850 + 2 golds
>>576869974that works but i will have to use welfare suzu instead, thanks! i wish you good luck on the next set of races
>One of the matches in Graded was against S/A+ Uma'sThat was not cool. Like I legit feel incredibly bad about that.
>>576870276
>xogger>xogger>brickey>xogger>xoggerI'm glad I didn't go hard making aces
>>576870149Why would you embarrass yourself bwo...
>>576870358this has always been my day 1 winrate no matter the team
ningens don't exist
I got a five win with Rickey taking 4 and Oguri 1. Im still a bit worried about her in the finals but she did very well.
>>576870329Falco would NOT do this>>576870149dozo. I had 15/15 and then Oguri must have injured her foot or something.
interesting club on this dude I matched against
>>576863450Baeza broke late againMagnitude lost the Front lead to NitrogenSovereignty finally gets his first 2026 win
>>576869989I bought Familiar Ground too so I deserve it for being retarded
>>576870419go to church and pray to rnjesus tomorrow...
Hogs are DEAD
>>576870127Hopefully Chiyono hangs herself.
>>576870473why are you checking the profile of people you match with
do Late debuffers need or have an impact with groundwork? or is just for the meme
>>576870305Guess it's not that bad then
>>576870564why not
Even the Ogurins are barely making it
>>576870276tomorrow it will be better
>>576870586it's for memes
>>576870149
it tells you who you killed with the debuffspretty cool
left or right? final decision before getting destroyed by xogs...
>lost a round by 7 lengths to an oguri running 480 stam and gourmandok man
I lost to a clanked xog....................
>>576870203i fucking wob it does t matter what happens i won you lost gst over it actual losercuck obsessed incel please do evetilbe a gscor and soe die dir dor die sie doe dot die DIE
Is it safe to queue yet?
>>576870725deserved for posting a curren supiki
>>576870709I'm confused, why wouldn't you go for right?
>>576870586sometimes nonsensical skills are for hint pruning
bwo really said "no thanks"
>I actually lost to a clankerIt's over
>>576870709Stop double circling greens and buy velocity skills retard
>>576870785No. I'm queueing right now
>>576870707>90%WR with the 4 umas team strat
>>576870564in case I match against someone from /uma/ I post it here
>>576870725>clanked xogBorderline satanic
SAY IT WITH ME LADSBIGGESTGASLIGHTSTATEVER
>>576870797OYL>>576870815sorry... too late for that now
>try harding this hard in open leagueNOT BUONO!he was punished by having my BIG oshi win! he didnt even break above 6th place hopefully he will try a more soulful team next time and have BIG FUN!keep it buono!
It's me, I'm the random SS uma that beats your highly tuned meta UG aces.
>>576870792IT'S CRYERS
>>576870976
>>576870894Have fun in round 2
>>576870894Umas are dying left and right out there bwo, it's not a gaslight
>>576870149doing pretty well but I don't want to be cocky since I got quite lucky with my rooms
everyone talking about CM now BUT LOOK AT WHAT I JUST HITTTT
>practice rooms pre CM 0-15>CM win ratio 66%
https://poal.me/nesdgkhttps://poal.me/nesdgkhttps://poal.me/nesdgk
>>576870894see >>576869168even xogs are dying out there
There's a lost child in the graded league queue
>>576870708>killing AND doxxingevil nature
Oshi players are my heroes.
DEIO SDEBBU DA :D
All the learners who independentThrow your hands up at meAll the horses racing coursesThrow your hands up at me
>>576871153
>>576871086>turf pinkunuseable
>>576870894
>>576871135my only win was against a clanker
>>576871283me when event story
>>576870894>saying this when were seeing Umas die in real time and it's not even Round 2
>>576871181too lazy to edit out some randos
>>576869168THE RAPED (her stamina)
Are the Rickey Brickey pullers enjoying the dirt CM?I havent seen 1 winning yet
Stam is only a gaslight if you do not bring debuffers
Could you please share the Rape diagram with a bunch of Umas and a Torena in the center?
>See Ya Later!KINO
>>576870963>He got Mile Straights on his ObuhiThat guy clearly was not the sharpest tool in the shed
The next CM will be more soulful... right? It won't just be Vborb?
Sovereignty won https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHYyr3yg7-g
>>576871439faggot
>>576871453Tazuna is huge
>>576871293i found a 9* mile seiun parent that i can borrow, i literally dont careif i hit turf S it's a bonus
>>576871439yeah i'm having fun, when her unique activates at the right spot it feels really good
I don't think he's making it to the end of the race. Maybe these UGs aren't all that.
>>576871501Magnitude bros...
>Lucky pacer, could not proc U=Ma2>Gassed outAHHHH
>2 wins>1 win>0 winsyeppers!
>Lose all five races on first go.>Win all five races on second go.Reminder that CMs are luck rolls.
>>576871293Turf pinks are the ideal Grandparent pink retard
>>576871495I'm making an end xogger hope you like it, more people will do the same
Billions must gas out
>>576871651It's round 1 duh
I just lost to some bullshit NSM into if losing win by a neck
You guys are actually watching your races?
>>576871684>Grandparentshit i was thinking this might be good enough to use as a parent, ill just borrow something with a shitton of mile sparks and have a good chance of hitting S on both
Neicha is the most evil Uma in existence
>>576871086Is this gonna be your borrow? I'd borrow it desu
Is there a visual aide for optimal auto fan runs?
Damn, all the hogs i've been going against are pretty well built. But my brickey is still pulling wins
>>576871453Something seems off about this image but I can't put my finger on it
900 stam 1 gold rec is not enough wtf
>>576871869yeha, follow if u want761598126339
>>576871495Yeah, it will be
IT DOESN'T GET CLOSER THAN THAT
It don't matter. None of this matters.
i'm not taking my LATE START offi am LATE START o'toole
>>576871439My Rickey carried me to A group no problem.
is oguri retarded or just socially inept?
MINNA
>>576871962If you run into a 4 murmur lobby and have bad mood yes.
>>576871495mein fuhrer.... it's.... it's just xog again but in a different position....
>>576872048retarded AND socially inept and i want to have sex with her
>>576872048Yes
>>576871841It's fine as a parent too, I just particularly like Turf sparks for Grandparents cause you can use it for everything except Dirts.Borrow a good Long/Med/Mile/Sprint Grandparent use your Turf Grandparent and hope you get a useable pink on your Parent
I ended up in the hog queue, I can't win like this...
>>576872048Yes.
im worthless im worthless cNt takr it anymore im a .istske in a miatane im a mistake im a mistake imz a dfailure sorry soery in sorry im sorry im sorry I CANT DP ANYTGIBGF IL oellbn fbbbbbjug ujkkk
>>576871495It's their last chance to use vborb, please understand...
>>576871495I just got my first end closer spark today
>>576872095I simply choose to believe everyone's burnt out on training xoguri and will oshi game
>>576871916Someone posted this a few days ago
holy fuck late rickey is so fast
>>576872016pork on pork violence
i'm gonna start sending my shitters now to tank my elo i NYEED the 1 win in round 2
>>576872048Oguri is not socially inept, she has her friends at Kasamatsu, her friends and rivals at Tracen, even talks about girly stuff with Gold City.I'm not going to comment on her being retarded, maybe she's a bit autistic.
>>576871495It's way more fun. End Closer Xoguri is fun to run, but she's not gigabroken like here (and she's a huge pain in the ass to build). I've seen tons of different umas win in lobbies.
he's fuarking deboofing
>queued early because I'm gonna be busy later>literally every other team has either xoguri or OGuriAlways a pleasure raping metafags, half of them were independant training monkeys too
>>576872034I'm not proccing my debuff skillsI am 1000+ Wit O'Toole
>>576872029I said this when I got distanced by a hog on my very first match in my first round of 5.I think I'm just not going to run the ticket rounds either
>>576872279Independent hogs still have like 80% win rate just from SP bloat, who the fuck burnt out
BAKER SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>576872417I did
>>576871495Miles are 100000 times more soulful than this CM for the sole fact that there are more than FIVE FUCKING UMAS THAT CAN RUN DIRT MEDIUMS
>why isn't murmur going off
Real shit are on round 2 right?
it IS possible for frontrunner to outrun ASE even with A Dirt
>>576872617is this your first cm or something?
>>576872503you'll be incredibly disappointed
>>576870276This is literally me
>>576872356stamina siphon is the most jewish shit ever
>>576872503CM18 is nice because as long as you inherit Budding Blossom basically any uma is viable. I'm running Nishino for my pace ace but trying to build a Autumn Rudolf since I like her outfit and she has Fall Frenzy + Straight Descent built in
FUCKING CANCER I might just drop the game
>>576872617haha yeah, day 1 and day 2 is for laughs and funny teamsday 3 and 4 is rape if you qualified to A group or comfy hours if you got in group B
>>576872912But we're on Virgo
>>576872617Yeah, I'll be switching my stam debuffers for dom debuffers
CM guide makers killed this fucking game
>Cancer 3 killed /uma/grim
my first CM in like 3 months and i'm immediately reminded why i stopped caring
>>576872676Not really. For every meta fag that's gonna be running taiki+nishino and triple fronts or whatever there'll be someone running Yaeno, their Sweepy, some jank Fuku with mile sparks, and so on.Meanwhile you can go through the effort of shoving several Dirt sparks into your Uma and your reward is getting raped by Oguri Claus and her two reindeers.
>>576873052>>576873052>>576873052dozo
bake
Do you single ace on CM18 or it's better to lottery?
>>576873087you'll be raped by oguri claus next cm too
>>576872519You're not supposed to get other gold skills other than murmur if you're doing 564 escapades.
>>576872286Thank you!!
>>576873160I think your brain is raped by your own stupidity because you're still missing the point, it's not about Oguri. But I don't feel like explaining myself any further, good night.
