Flambae Month EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch store featuring new merchhttps://store.adhocla.com/>Dispatch Xbox releasehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDV1sLJUGPE>Localization Update For Dispatch- New Localized Subtitleshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2077070372063563778>Dispatch cosplay guideshttps://www.adhocla.com/dispatch-cosplay-guides>Summer Cosplay Contesthttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2085825851443106084>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file pathPrevious thread: >>576202516
My life for Mandy
Flambert <3333
MechaMandy <3333
Phenomamech <3333
stop kissing everyone you manwhore
I’m going to go eat ice cream again.
>>576898823get me a scoop of rocky road
>>576899176We can share the blame/guilt together!
>>576898823Robert…>>576899176Chad…
>>576896421Golem is a pretty cool guy if you ask me. G1 Climax has been fun, I understand there's a 0.01% chance that any of you understand what I'm talking about but what else is there to talk about really?
*sizzle*
>>576900695Imagine the sex. The sounds, the smells, the damage to the bed and walls and furniture. Imagine.
>>576900405well, I'm glad you had fun either way Golembro
>>576900916Yeah doesn't end until the 16th.
Watermech <3333
>>576901518oh god another one
Mechablazer <3333
Flamblazer <3333
>>576903717Disgusting and not canon.
>>576903717
Niggerman hereSeason 2 will have more diversityWe have decided to turn Blonde Blazer into a black queen and Phenomaman asian
>>576900901It would be a complete and total biohazard.
>>576903717EEEEVIIIIIIIIL
>>576903717this would unite Flambae and Blazer fans in unity at hating this.
>>576906706I am so drunk that I thought there was 4 guys on that pic at first O:
>>576907649>another alcoholic has joined your party
>>576908163Bro, its me a Malevolant. I've been here for a year.
>>576908679well ok maybe not a year, but a solid half for sure
>>576908679I was pointing out the fact that /sdn/ seems to have a fair number of people that are always drunk
>>576908812It is what it is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>576909146cheers bro I'll drink to that
>>576909352thx
>>576909146Would Malevola be petty enough to bully Mandy? I feel like she would
>>576909559>Would Malevola be petty enough to bully Mandy?Thats what I think is off about this pic. There should be Visi under Mal's feet there, not Mandy.
>>576909714unless she's taking advantage of the fact that she doesn't have her amulet on
>>576909905yeah ok, Mal is just a devil girl. she does bad things for no reason
goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>576912980g'night
>>576912980I love you too, homeboy.
Invisimech <3333
>>576901518cute
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy maid gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
>>576927102based
>>576928307Based on what?
AIEEEE
https://files.catbox.moe/tazywz.mp4
>>576927102
sweaty after workout sex with Mandy
I love /v/
>>576955321all me btw
>>576955321>is that a white, blonde and blue eyed woman? better make it a /pol/ thread
>>576955321>>576955759Jesus H Christ what in the fuck is wrong with people?
>>576955321>>576956206It’s only going to get worse once AI develops sentience and can formate its own opinion on who is best girl. Arguably it has already happened.
>>576956206you know those twitter trannies that try to make everything about politics and everyone to the right of them is literally hitler? /pol/ and /vpol/ is just that, but right wing. Horseshoe theory and all that
>>576956481>>576956206>>576956614Malevolant reporting in... uhh... what is going on o:
>>576957409hey that's not malevola
>>576957409fuck, sorry about the pic.... I posted the wrong one.
>>576957409the sight of strong white woman enrages /v/
>>576956206Don’t cry, you’ll make me cry
>>576936698Blazer as Leslie and Visi as April is so fitting
>>576957987>strong white woman enragesactually Jun from gatchaman is of mixed race, but that's neither here nor there
Our beloved fujo should be waking up soon
>>576936698I wouldn't be mad if season 2 was like this. No dispatching, no action, just a silly sitcom.
>>576959075Nah, I put them under a sleeping spell. They’ll never wake now. Too bad, so sad.
>>576959032ok
>>576959338Now why would you do that anon
>>576959246more office hijinks would always be welcomehttps://files.catbox.moe/aeepji.mp4
the drunkards are either reasonable people or complete bozos
Why is it always assumed that you are an Indian if you like Mandy
>>576961881saars love white women for some reason...
>>576961881Indians mindbroke the internet.
>>576961881projection
Why is it always assumed that you are a zoomer if you like Courtney
>>576961881White women are top tier up there with nips and and happas
Why is it always assumed that you are a woman/gay if you like Flambae
>>576961881watch any footage of a white woman in india, jeets will be losing their minds over her. the fact that certain bb fans emphasized a lot that she's better because she's white fueled this a lot i guess.
Why is it always assumed that you are a fujo if you like Flambae
>>576960429This probably depends solely on the level of alcoholism
>>576962829>>576962948Because you like one ZESTY motherfucker and that zestiness bleeds off into you
>>576963169yes
>>576964130Bumpo
using Mandy's thighs as a head pillow
>>576961881It was actually "you're a nigger if you like the White woman" in the beginning. Her full figure and sexually intimidating status filters most of the timid men who post on this website. The meme was all about how BBfags were all Blacks and "only us White men like the mystery meat tsundere". But once the Visijeet meme dropped a shitposting Visifag was outed as SEA, I posted my White hand, and the rat spamming jeet started falseflagging as a BBfag on /v/. So the new favorite insult of jeet became the go-to default projection to pivot the race angle away from White/Black. I know because I was there every step of the way
reeee
REEEE
Colonel Fujo
>>576979815Hmm?
>>576980217Herro
>>576982004hai
>>576983637
>>576984096Noooo
How do eurocucks live without AC? I'm dying over here even with it on
>>576988827Humidity is what makes the difference for me. It could be ten degrees cooler but still WORSE because of the fucking thick ass armpit weather. Dry heat is superior.Also fuck mosquitos it’s literally fucking impossible to enjoy a summer night in the US what the fuck.
>>576981808He's so handsome
>>576988974thank god I live in a place where it's not humid
>>576990104I want to slather him in lube/jelly
>>576990863
>>576990863Im not sure if that works on him
>>576991329Sprinkling oregano on Robert’s junk before Courtney goes down on him
Even if the whole SDN thing didn't work out and Robert never got his suit fixed I believe he would have done just fine making youtube videos of him eating old military rations
>>576992597at least, until the botulism gets him
>>576992597Nah he’d make an OnlyFans
>>576994272>it’s cold
>>576993139that twig body ain't making a lot of money son
>>576995807I don't know. Seeing his reputation on Twitter/Tumblr. I think he'd have a sizeable following.
>>576995807are you sure about that?
I’d buy Robert’s used socks+underwear
>>576996718ok Courtney, very cool
>>576996718>>576991329
White people smell awful tbqh
>>576997163They’re merely the fourth worst smelling people on the planet, behind blacks, Arabs and Indians.
>>576997163Not true. I have it on good authority that Mandy smells like vanilla
>>577000070So handsome
>>577000070We can work with this...
>>577002064one of these days some autist with a chip on his shoulder is going to link his twinkie addiction to his secret identity and it'll be all over
>>577002363Mecha Man could provide a cover and be a sponsor for Twinkies. Then you could think Robert is simply borth a Twinkie and Mecha Man fan himself?
So what's Blazer's justification for hiring Robert if he bombs the training exam
>>577004413She has a saviour complex.
>>577004471I don't think the hire ups are gonna take that answer when they find out this guy has intentionally failed every single call assigned to him
>>577005116They'll take her word since she meets her quota for the most part. Plus she's the face of SDN, a celebrity. Their eyes will look the other way.
>Robert applies to SDN>bombs the interview>gets the janny position instead
There's this cat that keeps coming outside my window and mogging my housecats
>>576961881It's a psyop to destroy the white race by telling white people that only Indians like white women.And evidently it's working because 4chan has fallen for it hook line and sinker.
>>577010592I hope it isn't trying to intimidate them. Also isn't there a feline disease going around. I'd be careful of your cats, don't know if you let them out or not.
>>577012763That's the first I've ever heard of it. And no, it's just a neighborhood cat walking in the yard and minding its own business
>>577018520g'night
>>576957409That makes me wonder, what is SDN'S favorite anime?
>>577019209for Robert it's gundam and it's not even close well, gurren lagann might be close
>>577019209You referring to our gen?
>>577019462>to our genlol, what even is ''our gen'' in this context? Millenials or zoom zooms?
>>577019794General. I thought you were asking us that frequent here that question.
>>577020148>you were asking us that frequent here that question.Yes
>>577021110Well for me. I guess it might be Jojo's Bizarre Adventure? I don't really watch anime all that much these days. Though I used to watch it often on Toonami back in the day.
>>577021265For me its Tekkaman blade from 1992
>>577019209Spice and Wolf
are we /a/ coded here or no?
news when
>>577051698soon(tm)
endless dispatch mode... any day now...
In season 2 Robert will force Courtney to quit smokingCourtney will take up vaping in protest
>>577066914The two biggest challenges Robert will face are figuring out how to return the amulet to Mandy without killing Chase and making Courtney quit smoking
>>577070964>implying they won't just write out that detail
You guys are so dumb lol
>>577072741I am not dumb
>>577072741we've been keeping a general of an 8 hour singleplayer game alive for 9 months, of course we're dumb
>>577073871>8 hour singleplayer God it felt so much longer
Forbidden love
>>577076368DELET DIS
>>577077589No it’s beautiful
I heard if you mix Robert and Waterboy together it creates a hydrogen bomb
>>577079316Nah it creates gay
I hate mondays…I HATE MONDAYSFUJO SAVE ME
>>577082212You know what always makes my mondays better?Copious amounts of drugs and alcohol, often taken at the same time
>>577082464Sonar…
do you think Mandy minds if Robert randomly goes into her office to crash on her couch
>>577082212Garfield calm down
FUJO
>>577082212
Why is this general so fucking gay?
Gay means happy
>>577090207fujos generally
>>577090207I’m bi.
>>577090037>Hey, Robert I was wondering if you- OH MY GOD
>>577090301No girls on the Internet.>>577090432Just another word for gay
>>577090432polar?
As a bifag I can confirm that Courtney and Chad are both top tier. Would take either.
>he likes physically violent people Zoomers and gays really do hate themselves I think
>>577092591>likes physically violent peopleBitch please.
>>577090207who says I'm gay?
>want to eat heatlhy>too lazy to cooksave me from this gay ass existence
If Shroud's ultimate attack didn't even pierce her skin then how exactly was he planning to win the bar fight?
>>577099721Aura
>>577099541You have to get into a mindset which takes priority of your health. Which is way easier said than done obviously. But what you could do is try to take small steps. Eating healthy isn't cheap either plus with this current administration there's a lot of produce being recalled. Assuming you live in Burgerland. That aside, meal prepping could be a first step. The easiest I would say is getting chicken, rice, and vegetables. If you want to make cooking more minimal. If you got a Costco membership you could buy a rotisserie chicken and simply shred it.
>>577100669costco chicken is about the only thing saving me right now
Where did the idea that flambae is a fantastic home chef come from
>>577102932IIRC there's a call where you have to go on a cooking show or something and if you send Flambae there he aces it
>>577102932The game?https://youtu.be/DA_HlxMXKQ0?si=rC4tFkp1rLx-kAGP&t=1356
Why has reddit become a dystopia? It’s forcing me to download its horrible app, AND I have to log in now to use old reddit? What the actual fuck. Why is the future simultaneously more tedious AND less efficient?YOU CAN’T EVEN ORDER A FUCKING TACO WITHOUT DOWNLOADING AN AN APP NOW. I just want a fucking taco you stupid OLIGARCHS.I refuse to give away my information.
>>577104205You could bypass it by going on old.reddit.com just switch the www to old.
>>577104364I was doing that already. But they’re also preventing that now lol. The people who run Reddit are a full blown cabal of dipshits. I’m surprised no one hates them more, but apparently 80% of their base consists of underage teenagers who abuse their phones.It’s fucking over.
>>577104205it's been like this for like a decade noweveryone wants you to use their shitty apps
>>577104658Cool. You could still ignore it for the last ten years. It wasn’t forced on you. If you need an app for something, to interact with society, that means it’s not efficient enough. It’s also fucking creepy.
They’re also planning on deleting Old Reddit soon. It’s faster and easier to use and that’s seen as a threat.
The Dispatch subreddit is meh
>>577105331Most of it consists of badly made memes and thirst traps.
>>577105331>dispatch reddit
>YOU CAN’T EVEN ORDER A FUCKING TACO WITHOUT DOWNLOADING AN AN APP NOW. I just want a fucking taco you stupid OLIGARCHS.K e k
>>577105856I remember someone getting angry at the Flambert ship because to them it had violent and abusive undertones, and it was trigger warning inducing, whatever the hell that means. What the fuck is wrong with these people? They’re the same people that think Courtney is abusive btw.
>>577105856>>577106823Reddit’s sole purpose is to make people emotionally weak and spineless.
>>577106823It's ridiculous how much hate flambert gets on the Dispatch subreddit.
Courtney is abusive.
>>577107447to my prostate
>>577107447Wrong. Shut up.
>>577107243We’re a lot cooler than plebbit anyway
>>577107884true
>>577109323-_-
>>577099541life would be easier if I had a tardwife to cook for me
What if Ice Cube existed in the dispatch universe but he was just a supervillain that made ice cubes
>>577114650What kind of application would he utilize those cubes? Committing insurance fraud?
>>577116685I don't know he just makes ice cubes and throws em at peopleDon't hire me as a writer
why he upset
>>577121617Bob Bob won't share his Twinkie with him.
>>577118145>lame version of Mr Freezewtf anon
>>577126658https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I
>>577126658It's either Cube or Winter. I'll settle for the former.
>>577118145Oh and every time he comes in his theme song plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcF2KUJVdLE
goodnight /sdn/ I love you alland happy birthday Mandy
>>577129000G'night
>>577129000night night BBfren
>>577129890w-what was she painting
>>577130330This >>576896421
>>577019209>Mecha Man: Mobile Suit Gundam 0083: Stardust Memory>BlondeBlazer: My hero Academia>Flambe: Berserk>Prism: Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo>Phenomaman: Azumanga Daioh>Waterboy: Welcome to the N.H.K>Puch up: One punch man>Sonar: Beastars>Golem: Pokemon>Visi: Serial Experiments Lain>Coupe: Bible Black>Malevola: Yu Yu Hakusho>Chase: Afro samurai
>>577131729>Flambe: BerserkInteresting choice. What gave you that impression?
>>577132923The dynamic between Griffith and guts, duh
>>577133056Ok fair but what other anime doesn't have an antagonist with underlying homoerotic tension with a protagonist?
We can push this shit far beyond #100. Our autism will sustain us for years.
>>577135883Perhaps we can but it would definitely accelerate to #100 if we had any substantial news from AdHoc.
Bobert
>>577145417
>>577145417https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYjGoh2JP60
Happy birthday Mandy
>>577130330
>>577165036Would a condom be truly necessary. Mandy wouldn't be on the pill? Or is Robert afraid of catching the clap?
>>577173383the pill comes later
I've been rewatching scrubs and why is this song so fitting for Roberthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4zMv-yAxtQ
/sdn/ - straight by day, gay by night
>>577126515JUDO CHOPJUDO CHOP
>>577186546it's the Mandy shift
>>577186870Mandy unironically loves the Austin Powers trilogy and it’s in her top 5 movies list
>>577187557Of course she does. Who doesn't love Austin Powers
Every time I walk by Taco Bell now my breathing gets heavier.
>>577197002that's the sound of your arteries clogging up
>>577197002that’s the sound of the taco bell calling to you
>>577197002c r u n c h
Why the fuck is it August already
>>577198730Time's just funny that way. At the very least we're closer to Dispatch's initial release. AdHoc could very well do some sort of anniversary celebration or acknowledgment. And hopefully announce something for the future officially.
>>577198961cough cough season 2
>>577139525I hate how meticulously groomed some gay couples are.
>>577199263Take care of your skin and hair. It's the least you can do for yourself.
>>577199383Bitch, men aren’t women.
>>577199219Bingo.
>>577199490No duh but do you want to look or feel like a mess everyday? I don't think so. It's just basic hygeine.
>>577196952SighWhat happened now
>>577199836Basic hygiene for men is sniffing their underwear and deciding if it’s still wearable or not.
>>577199841vending machine stopped carrying twinkies
>>577199841Robert forgot Mandy's birthday and he feels bad...silly little bitch.
>>577200143May it’s spraying yourself with axe body spray for a full fucking minute
>>577200143>>577200329
How often does Malevola hose Sonar down?
>>577200523often. he's a stinky boi
>>577200523Not often enough tbqh
>>577202114They shower togetherWith the dog
>>577200693ew
>>577207264I hate the beach
>>577207627I love the beach
>>577207627>>577207805I've only been to the beach twice in my life.
>>577136652Cute cute cute
how dedicated are you /sdn/?
>>577216816nibble nibble
>>577218139
>>577218139>>577218306Why are blazer glazers like this
>>577219983weaponized autismI wish I got a blazer birthday cake
Spooning Robert
>>577222558Flambae...
>>577218139>>577218306>>577220824What flavor of cake would she want for her birthday?
>>577222774Robert spoons Flambae. Especially when he gets emotional and starts crying for no reason. Which is a real problem with him.
You guys are celebrating Mandy's birthday with her favorite dish, right? I know I am.
>>577223000I don't know, vanilla? Fruit? If she was based it would be an ice cream cake
>>577229650>If she was based it would be an ice cream caketrue
>>577229642of course>>577223000spaghetti cake
Flambae is the type of person to shampoo his pubes
Malevola is the type of person to shampoo her pubes
>>577237135do demons even grow pubes?
>>577239638DCEU looking ass
>>577240692g'night
dastardly
>>577240692nighty night BBfren nice Blazer ass
>>577200523>>577200693Can't sonar do it himself?>>577197002Of all the taco places why Taco Bell?
>>577257281Sometimes you just want cheap shitty tacos
>>577263992She should grow out her hair in season 2
>>577264447Wolf cut Visi...
>>577264729imagine the sex
>>577267178>post workout sex with wolf cut visihnghh
>>577268417she makes fun of Robert for not being able to lift as muchthen she gets to cardio and she's wheezing out the ass
The fujo is sleepingPost mandy
>>577271561Don't have to tell me twice
Mandy licking Robert’s feet
>>577281086cheesy
>>577281086vinegary
>>577284116Disgusting. Absolutely revolting. Foul. Ugh. UGH. Delete this at once. Or else.
>>577285387a little yuri is good for the soul
>>577285387>
>>577291774>golem if he used reddit
I am so gay for Mandy
>>577300802women don't use 4chan
>>577302864hewwo
>>577303697hiya
we all seem to be under some sort of mass delusion that season 2 is real
>>577309787It's not just us that frequent this place. It's practically everyone that enjoyed Dispatch.
>>577267178I always do, no matter her hair.
>>577313381even if she was bald?
>>577313215Fwenz
>>577313817sure I romanced Asari in Mass Effect also Ahsoka (animated aka superior version) technically doesn't have hair.
midday naps with Mandy
>>577318994>has nightmare >clenches tighter
>>577317550she'd spoon you
Funny how Courtney sees herself as submissive in the bedroom
>>577321056I prefer to be the little spoon anyway
Who in the z team would be the best at Mario Kart
>>577325446me
>>577325446Robert is unironically a very good gamer, he just doesn’t play many games. He could go pro if he wanted to. Straight to one of them Asian countries for a big dumb tournament.
SOnar
>>577325446was half asleep when I posted this >>577327895
I FUCKINGLOVEGUMMY BEARS
>>577331503don't eat the sugar free ones or else your colon will explode
>>577333081Why is that? Is the sugar alternative made of laxatives or something?
>>577338804basically. It's why those sugar free haribos used to make everyone shit out their ass a while back
>>577339268Fucking hell, man.
season 2 news just flew over my house
>>577339815He burned the crib
Why does flambae drive a car when he can fly
>>577345064no flight licenseand by that I mean blazer would beat the shit out of him if she saw him flying illegally
>>577345443That’s just retarded
Mandy spotted
>>577346807did anyone ever get their plushies?
>>577347267I remember hearing some complaints that some hadn't got their merch. Not sure if anyone here ordered them.
