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Can i make competitive fronts without free bourbon wit card?
Namura Clara wins the UHB Sho at Sapporo
>>576907128With Turbo SSR Speed, yes.
>>576907128nyes
This thread I would like to focus on three topics.1. Youtubershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5C_bJUDnYY(new meta pull plan for the next half year, much better than anything anons here will say)2. Club dramaExample: mambo retards think they're going to make it back to A+ just because they stopped freefalling, LMAO3. Late surgersThey're the best, no explanation needed
>>576907170>Turbo SSR SpeedIt's the one with tons of random? Damn
sexual umawhores
>wit NNeichaletDo I still borrow the Ruby card or nah?
4 minutes until G3 Leopard Stakes
This scenario sucks but I love Light Hello
>>576907224You can cope with early lead but know that you'll be half as good as VBourbon
>>576907250Absolutely, you HAVE to use that card.OYL is good but still has a small modicum of RNG, flash forward is a literal flawless accel, the ONLY POSSIBLE WAY it couldn't go off is if you're in some psycho room with ZERO paces/fronts
I think my trainee's into me
Gold City feet in my mouth
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/NKwGy9https://jiggie.fun/NKwGy9
Brown
>>576907128No
>nig nature has too much wit so she never gets blocked>never procs murmurthis is lame
Brown city mouth in my feet
im thinking about seiun skys private parts
>>576907128remember how Vbobo dominated? yeah
She doesn't seem to laugh at my jokes
>>576907451No? I dont have her i'm newcutie>>576907391>>576907326But what happens, when we gonna get paid bourbon and she doesnt have early lead?
>70% of my opponents are umas below SS, stuff from unity cup/MANT, or auto-trained umasI know it's day 1 but uh.... did everyone just collectively give up?
Any team that has Falco on it is SOVL actually
>>576907305Light Hello made this scenario good for meonce we stop needing stamina it'll get better I'm sure
>>576907509Bourbon EXPLODES
>>576907250Use Vodka/Grass or accept that you will lose to the piggers with MLB Nature & probably just a full MLB SSR deck actually because excluding skills Power cards are bricks so you will need a LOT to make it work
Rickey on my dickey after she fails to beat the hog
>>576907516Can I have your lobby? My opponents were mostly UF buhis.
Why is Rickey strangely erotic?
>>576907675only looks strange to me
we have a seek bar now
Coeli Vento wins G3 Leopard Stakes at Niigata
Who's next? I just got my seiunI'm thinking WE FUCKED > oguri fat > fuji? idk for her outfit since I got ballroomThen I'll throw whatever's left towards bananafiend and fulashu because I got her alt already
>>576907675>good, low friction personality>tall busty>good with kids>brings luck>stronggreat umawife material
G3 CBC Sho starts in 4 minutes
>>576907516people keep saying this but it may be the opposite. Mant was sweaty AF and casuals didn't even wanna queue. Now casuals are back in cm and either suck at the scenario or autod their umas.
>Slowly learning how the scenario works, what songs to pick and what trainings and supports to chase at what time>gamble hard on button presses, win all of them>resulting careers don't touch the first proper ace run i had fielded when i didn't know what was going onit wasnt even speedcapped... i still cant pass it
>>576907761Digitan/Fat for parent farmingThen go for bighead
>>576907675She's the girl next door if she was weird and into feng shui?
>no realistic way to auto with 1100 stamina while maintaining SS without MLB riko (since your borrow slot is 100% throne)this is actually kind of annoying
>>576907675composure + passion
>>576907887heg
>>576907128yeah, it means you can use the free bourbon speed card
>>576907374prol gonna roll beause of her va
>>576907516if people can enter with somewhat passable auto umas they'll do it, it's not like training a shitter and then getting demolished because there was no effort. This is a good thing to bring back some newblood into CMs so lobbies become generally more lax
>>576907847>good with kidsAll the neighborhood kids are gonna have wet dreams about your umawife
>>576907914This is the scenario where I've abanonded runs the most. Danchud can still be happy because once I run out of borrows I just auto for them.
>>576908024yeah but I'm gonna be plowing that umanko nightly (it's good feng shui)
>>576907675You are a fucking idiot if you can't figure this out yourself copa copa
>>576907974is throne better than matfuck
>>576908113Get in the pool fat fuck
>free bourboon wit card>free bourbon speed card>paid insane bourbon wit cardI cant use them all in one deck...
>>576907878Starting
Why is the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation sponsoring a japanese graded stakes horse race
copa copa
>>576908143The only one you need is the paid wit bobo because gold groundwork is that stupid
fujita?
From Dusk wins G3 CBC Sho>Fujita Horse
>>576908130>matfuckwut
dominating finish
>>576908231Is gold groudwork techically powercreeps gold early lead?
>>576908280>Fujita horseWell that was unexpected
Harem with orange themed umas.
>>576908280also another GCauseway grandson
Torena bros even in Uma world we can't escape the hypergamy
>>576908305Nyes groundwork is 3 seconds and TTL is 1.2
>>576908130If you want stats = MatfuckIf you want skills = Throne
>>576908295munchy cunny fucky taro
>>576908179"The sponsoring company, Chubu-Nippon Broadcasting, is a Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications-certified broadcasting holding company headquartered in Nagoya City, which controls both CBC Television and CBC Radio, broadcasting TBS affiliates (JNN and JRN) in the three Tokai prefectures.[3] Since its inception, it has broadcast central horse racing exclusively on radio.See "GOGO Keiba Sunday! (CBC Radio)" for details."
>>576908376I ask for nudes every night otherwise I can't sleep!
Pyromancer mentioned
>>576908376>How do I rape my TorenaAnnnnnnd send
That's it for me when it comes to races, I have to go to work
>>576908403>>576908440??????
>>576908130DependsYou do auto to gamble for 3* blues and you need fuku to hit SS and 600 on everythingThrones only use is looping since you get more sp and that means more loopa skills
There was a Leopard Stakes today as well? Is that already done?>>576908376eyebrows
>>576908562fuku speed ssrretard
>>576908108>(it's good feng shui)No its not, Rickey only told you that cause she's lewd
>>576908280Also first graded win for the jockey>>576908552Good luck anon
Even with both murmurs and ase proccing I'm only really gassing out umas that are already pretty understammed.... guess I'll swap to doms in round 2
Murmur never fucking triggers.
>>576908609Anon... >>576907760
>>576908280>triple northern dancerI love incest horses
>>576908696we told you stam debuffs only help the buhis
>>576908563Throne gives prudent for fronts and throttle for late loopa too
Alright one more of these
Awesome....
>>576908719Just trigger it tbrough 567 gwocho
>>576908798It's disgusting. Kill yourself
>>576908798the completionist out of nowhere
I'm still saving
>>576908798bogged gook sex doll lookin ahh
>>576908818need update
>>576908897my fuarking HERO wouldn't dress like that
This shit is not feng shui copa
>>576908928Yeah her elbows are definitely too pointy, -100/10 would not bang
bue?
>>576908658she specifically told me to rearrange her womb with me peanits if I want to roll a shitter lobby in A finals
>>576908930My Oguri took the lead right before the 200m mark, so his procced pulse while mine didnt. Shit happens.
>>576908376Qt
>>576908897It will be great if someone manage to wim a CM with Team Shortstack once Rob Boy and Mabelas show up.
>>576909012Do it multiple times to increase the luck, copa
>>576909000bwc?
>>576908798the only thing worse than slop is half assed slop
>slopjeet hoursgrim
>>576909000bbc?
>3dpd slop hours>he is onlinenyoooticing
>>576909051That's my plan.t. Leader of the shortstack guild
Buena Vista says:"No sex until URA Finale ends"
>>576909183haven't heard of the shortstack club in a while, you guys still in A?
>Rickey gets her own song by THE Umadol>Tarumae gets nothingBros...
>>576908838>>576909092>>576909119>>576909181It always impresses me how proud 4chan lifers are to be hypersensitive and triggered over things, even as they relentlessly trashtalk others who are supposedly like that (but over different things)
>>576908696never trust stam gaslighters. ppl still haven't learned after 17 cms
Murmur doesn't trigger.Dominator doesn't do shit.It's over for me.
>>576909365have you tried giving your debuffers not G-D dirt aptitude
>>576908798good bod but that face is terribad
Start planning for CM18!
>>576909000
>>576907393It's why you only bring Murmur + 564 instead of Murmur + ASE for consistency
>>576908696Thanks bro my 700 stam speed cap med S xog will at least able to compete in round 2
>>576909535>Copano Rickey in cm18Wut
>>576907374
>>576909586See thats the thing.... there were 700 stam umas I wasnt killing
>>576909000b1%
>>576909464I mean I coulda made her Japanese and then I guess everybody would be slavering over her even as they punch themselves in the balls trying to keep their boners down because AI is haram to them, but I'm not into Asians much (they're kinda ugly on average)
I fucking hate all of you
>i didn't have another proper ace>throw in the recent Mcqueen i made by mistake ( i forgot i wanted to do another uma as pace)>wins against XoguriI really really really really really really really don't get it
>>576909759her name is mcQUEEN, after all
>>576909658she's easy enough to mutate for turf and is a strong front runner by herself
>>576909691My 700 stam xog only visibly dies when she's rushed, otherwise even with stam debuffers (not even sure if they fired 2 or not) she still can spurt 100%
>>576909759Mcqueen wasn't as fat as oguri for this race
>>576909759stats?
>>576909804she need to queen me if you know what i mean
>>576909679
I still haven't done a single manual play since auto dropped I haven't learned Grand LiveIs it too late to churn out a xoguri and make it to A finals?
>>576909926which uma is this?
Versailles Resort Farm is working on creating a second retierment farm in Minamisoma City, Fukushima Prefecturehttps://x.com/Versailles_Farm/status/2086339014974713982"From Hidaka to Fukushima・Minamisoma.We are currently working on creating a new ranch in Minamisoma City, Fukushima Prefecture, which will become the second Versailles Resort Farm.We plan to launch a crowdfunding campaign for this new challenge within August 2026.For this crowdfunding campaign, in addition to the ranch's original goods, we aim to prepare as many return gifts as possible that make use of local specialty products unique to Fukushima Prefecture.Currently, with the generous cooperation of everyone involved in Minamisoma, we are working together with local businesses and creators to select and plan original return gifts exclusive to this project.And this time, as a special feature, with the cooperation of owner Shin Fujita, a Forever Young plush toy is also scheduled to appear as a return gift.Along with return gifts packed with the charms of Fukushima Prefecture, we are also preparing special projects that can only be found here.What we aim for is not just to build a ranch.To introduce Fukushima Prefecture through horses. To get people to pick up products from Fukushima Prefecture. And to encourage people to actually visit Fukushima Prefecture.We want to create a place where horses and the community move forward into the future together.The form of the ranch we have nurtured in Hokkaido・Hidaka, now to Fukushima・Minamisoma.A new ranch in Minamisoma.We will announce the crowdfunding launch date and details of the return gifts sequentially. Please look forward to it."
>>576909946QueenShe’s a killer
>>576909946This one!
>>576909879I wanna marry Kris so bad...
>>576909837
>>576910064now this is an /uma/ uma
>>576910062You and me both...
I'd rather marry Hishiama
>>576910157i don't know what do you mean by that, but i take as a compliment i guess because i love you guys
No need to pit two brown bad bitches against each other
She isn't a bad bitch she is loving and caring
>>576909535this pic seems to be discounting Late Surgers despite the Daiichi Ruby card coming out
>>576909759An S+/SS Xoguri is still an SS shitter
>>576910417Don't overestimate, even ug xoguris can be bad.
Wait i need to get speed eater to fronts? Insane i didnt know this
>>576909535Finally a CM I can use my trans Irish childbride in
>>576904003Ruined too many of my McQueen careers
>>576910397ends can use flash forward too, making them stronger than lates
>>576910481It's basically mandatory in mile
>>576908798I've seen MUCH better ones of these.
>>576910554
a mcqueen was fat near me
>>576909946
I'm tired of this game
>>576910417this was the Xoguri who jobbed
>>576910812wtf you weren't supposed to point that out...
>>576910812>651 stamdid it die
So what are your options if you have no viable accel skills?
>>576910812Clearly an issue of guts
Why aren't we all using Kitasan this CM again?
7
>>576910919dirt G
>>576910805I don't know why I keep persisting.
>>576910868probably, because it fell into 5th place
>>576911010
>>576910974Umama would have mutated like herself
>>576910805>>576911000...
>>576910805i hate the game but i love umas too muchwe need an uma fighting game
>>576911083
I REALLY want to fuck Hishi Miracle
>>576910812>>576911039>shake outThere's a good chance she failed to trigger one of her recoveries
>>576910805me too>>576911000I know whyi love those girls too much...
>>576910812>no med SThey never learn
>>576911131I think this too, because the 2nd place i posted here >>576911135had just 40+ stam (don't remember the guts) but it had corner recovery instead of shake out.
>>576911000>>576910805idk bro game is fun
>>576911010Nobody hugs like this
>>576909739the face just looks weird idgaf the race
>>576907993>she turns into her uma counterpart
>>576911273That's what I'm saying!
>>576910032lets resurrect
shake it out is good as a 5th recoverysaved my ass a few times actually
So so tired.. I'm gonna lie down for a bit...
>>576911551not as a 4th in a trips + u=ma2 enabled track though
I want Rice Shower to push me down onto the bed and aggressively but passionately rape me
Rice is so lewd.
>>576911685This is lewd?
>>576911743Very much so.
>>576911010I hate this nigger and his forced animation so much
>>576911825the hell do you mean by forced animation
>>576911856I wonder if there's one naked...
rice villain will get what's coming to her soon
If umas are built for sex what's the point of making them sing dance and run?
>>576912083Rice wouldn't eat like this
>>576912083That's not how you eat bread
>>576912108Lewd slut knew what she was doing.
>>576911871nishino flower's harem
>>576911938would cygames ever allow an adaptation to actually kill rice shower
>>576912083mmm yes
>>576912083Is she retarded? Bread isn't supposed to be consumed like a popsicle
>>576907516I fought against endless HOguris and Brickeys (only 1 won) during American hours. I really should just queue when its Eurohours
>>576911867It's one of those made-up terms people use when they can't find anything to criticize something for, like how /v/ uses "forced soul".
>>576912083it's gonna be dry as fuck and sticks to her mouth
Rice is sexy??
>>576912278Many agree
Bed breaking sex with Special Week
this CM really is absolutely dogshit
>>576912278Ya
I'm stuck in group B
>>576912159>would cygames ever allow an adaptation to actually kill rice showerthey adapted suzuka's tenno sho accident twice and she just ended up in a wheelchair for both of them
>>576909535I'll probably just run Nishino Flower, how does her unique works again?
orenji
>>576912108This hag is way too hot
>>576912358Rice handjob as she sticks that candy in my mouth.
>>576912415Brickey has such a funny face
>>576912278nyes
>>576912441
>>576912456looks like the face of a good mother
do your best honey
>>576912449
tight uma butthole
>>576912540I would beat the shit out of Flower in the ring.
>>576912606You'd get destroyed bucko.
>>576912653
>>576911867nta it's a meme but there's such a thing as having so much animation that it seems excessive and ugly, like an artist using too many colors
You made it to Group A right?
>>576912602Sweet mother of god I need a uma milf gf
>>576912679>>576912653yaay!!!
>>576912602I can finish to this image
>>576912718Me and my gas out queen Brickey got a 40% win rate and secured A during prime hours. Round 2 will be cooked, howeverbeit.
>>576912718yeahalso went 18/20 which is probably tied for my best d1 performance since cm9
>>5769126796767676767
>>576912746Go ahead
>>576912737>>576912679Six......SEVEN!!!!!!!!
grim posting
>>576912825me in the bottom right
>>576912718yeah, in open league
>>576912679>>576912737>>576912848sex seven with helios
>>576912679>>57691273767...
>>576912718Yes, my first CM and i'm in open league pog
>>576911867term used when the artist exaggerates too much on the bouncy movements for no real reason other than to make the movement larger than it should, see ZZZ cutscenes as a example of this
>>576912653Small umas are powerful
>>576912095
>>576912946child's milk...
Maybe you guys need to visit Tomakomai
Maybe I just have dogshit luck but I never had a chain event finish in independent training. Does that shit even work there? I might as well change my deck at this point.
>>576912964I can't 67 to this image
>>576912848>>576912807>>576912737>>576912679I want to kiss Helios to shut her up
>>576912993>want to roll tomakomai tits>she's ONLY usable in dirt races of which there's maybe 1 CM a year>can't even spark her for turf races because her unique is dirt only
mirako impregnation
>>576912653>167 kg = 368 poundsFuck. Literally what are you supposed to do in a fight against her? She's small and nimble too so her ass would be moving swiftly. Is there anything that could be done that'd have a human come out on top against her
Cope, bwos, cope
>>576913175I would just submit. There isn't any other option.
I hope round 2 has more stam debuffers. I built for this!
Mackie's in the chair
>>576913318Mackween wouldn't do this.
>>576913318>>576913326Cuckqueen...
>>576913318Mackween would do this
>>576912718she won thrice, against xoguristhen we never won again3/20
>only *two* of six supports showed up anywhere on a turni didn't even know that was possible
>>576913326>>576913318McCuckquean...
>>576913450Why is Kita watching me submitting to my beloved Dia-chan....
>>576913476She walked in, where she shouldnt
>>576913318god I hate this guy's art
>>576913450sniff
>>576912993What's that food called again
>>576913449>>576913450Is it wrong to stay at my trainee's crotch?
Umama...
>>576913318I HATE KEKSLOP!
>>576913318>>576913326
>>576913476She went to congratulate Dia for winning URA Finale and stumbled in this intimate moment happening.
I love Satono Diamondo
>>576913602stare*But stay too
>>576912159>The cherry blossoms disappear from Urara's eyes
>>576913648Dober wouldn't do this if she knew I get hard from the "ugh!"
>>576913174>fleshy part of Mirako's tail visibleLewd. LEWD!
>>576913573Swiss roll cake. That one specifically is a local variation with haskap jam in it.
>>576912993I'm a sucker for a hometown hero. Maybe I can do a day trip to Tomakomai when I visit Hokkaido.
>>576913864Next she'll show you her bare ears.
>>576913318>>576913326Aoi love
>>576913970TOO LEWD
>>576913938like 2 of only 7 good uma designs after the first 2y in one pic
I like training Digitan because she calls me an Umamusume-chan master when we finish a career
>>576912809puffy
>>576913970slut
>>576914139
>>576913318>>576913326human pussy
Umanko
>>576914014Aoi HATE
Is there a way to delete f*lco from my account?
>>576914187We don't want that here>>576914210Yes, we want this here
>>576913872Thanks. I really need to try and make that
>>576914252rice indifference
>>576914292Why would you want to do this
>>576914187torena-san what the fuck
I can't wait for the superior human woman to arrive.
>>576914387round things are bad feng shui
>>576914210i would berry my dick so far up her umanko whoever can pull me out will be crowned king arthur
>>576914179
>>576914442We love ningen here
Legal umanko
why is helios cucking palma?she knows palma is in love with her
>>576912718and I'm just waiting for sweatier fatties to body me on the 2nd day
>>576914598I prefer illegal umanko. The police will look the other way due to bribes and other such things.
>>576914645show build and deck
Guys, what do I do? I said yes to every woman, both human and Uma, at Tracen.
>>576913450Can I convince her to make a new Sega console? The current gen consoles are kinda awful.
>>576914210Smelly
>>576914749Tachyon looks like she's there for the drama
>>576914749Laisu.oh wait Riko is there too. Oh no, and Sugar Lights. How can I turn down a cripple
>>576914292god I wish there was
what's even the difference between human pussy and uma pussyexperienced inputs only
>>576914749>>576914826This
>>576914939Umanko is like a warm, reassuming hug that squeezes multiple ways up. It's a different feeling for sure. Humanko is just not as good.
>>576913174I look like this
>>57691271816/20was expecting higher honestly, but good enoughnot like it matters, gonna lose finals anyway
>>576913970fat chubby ears
>>576913970Bear ears so too lewd. Umas who do this are dangerous.
>been saving this rudolf for monthsI need a backliner inherit next CM...
I can't cap Speed and Power.
gn
>get dirt and med S>useless ass bitches never finish their eventsGrand live fucking sucks ass.
>>576915293Ningen women are too powerful
Rickey is uncatchable.Why would people not just use her for every race?
i actually miss MANT, shop rng is less infuriating than song rng
Just said fuck it and pulled the 3* uma scamcha. 16/73 chance to get something I would be actually happy with.19/73 chance to get something I wasn't happy with but didn't hate.38/73 chance to get something I despised or didn't want at all, of which 18 were umas I already owned, and 1 of which was a maxed out 5* making it TRULY worthless.So, who do you think I got?
>>576915231Stop being retarded and get her already
>>576914693honestly just day 1 luck fighting mostly the medium dirt filtered players, I fear the day 2 fatties
>>576914939Umas dont grow any pubic hair
>>576915512WHAT THE
>>576915498spechud
>>576915512HORSE PUSSY (REAL)
>>5769155041200 wit with just finemo and sunday is kinda nuts
i don't think you're allowed to post that
>>576915512is it bad if I got a stiffy from this
>>576915512
>>576915512uhhh
Does Wit Training in Grand Live have less recovery than in other scenarios? It feels like it recovers less on top of support chain conversations happening less frequently.
>>576915512If umas had that youd be able to see it on summer maruzesnky
>>576914981yabba dabba doo
>>576915440both ricky and falco are insanely strong this cm but retards don't know how to play unless a sloptuber tells them howmore easy wins for me i guess
>>576915636I've only rested 1-2 times tops on Grand Live per runLight Hello, wit training and the scenario mechanic is good
>>576915610VERY bad
>>576915323next CM for sure
>>576915323you only need to cap speed power is a meme stat as usual
>>576915512hey you can't post Maruzensky here
this is a weird cmpure hog on hog violence
>>576915545Nope. She was in the "already have" tier. I got someone in the "excited/happy with" tier, thankfully. She isn't exactly meta, but I did smile when she appeared.
Meisho Doto's Soft Milkers
>>576915918?
>>576915915>>576913326>>576913318Post it again
>>576915915This is like the 3rd time this has been posted.;
My trainee’s been a little cold to me after my human girlfriend and I ran into her during a date last weekend…
>>576915836Idk why Cygames used this awful CM to introduce their new mode.Way too instantly burn returing players out against hogs and rickeys they have no chance against.
>>576915798power is literally the only thing that matters other than speed
>>576914210HEI TEIO! PUT YOUR PANTS ON!
makween brosour stock price is falling rapidly
>>576916109Well thats not a problem then. You can easily cap speed and power with 3 soeed 2 power. Let me know how your 300 wit ace goes
It's Mejirover McQueen...
>>576915978Yeah? My trainee hasn't really been herself either...
>>576916179lets see you do it then retard
>>576915951Already had her. Nope, I got this cutie.
round 1 debuffers dont even have flustered pace and subdued pace lol
>>576916190I have a need
>>576916204I couldn't get a girlfriend if I tried.
>>576915231its only worth not unlocking 1/2 stars. because the upgrade to 3 is important. But for 3 to 4/5 borders on meaningless. One of the few non-jewy things cy did with this game (ofc, they only add 1 two star a year)
>>576916271for what?
>>576916249i just stuck with keen and dom, others too much effort
game is bad
ok?
which 2 dominator bots are better than the others?
so you can even luckroll fast on auto
I still think Aoi is the best partner out of all the pal cards
>>576916367Speed
>>576916646Is torena going to be alright?
>>576916416your deck should have given you random debuffs
>>576916646>>576916724Yes!
>>576915982Looking at the game pre-3rd anni it looks like they were just doing random shit
>>576916737marvy is always a withholding cunt when i actually want her debuffs
>>576916215???? you're the one claiming power is the only thing that matters other than speed lmao
>>576916876One of them is a man
>>576916874>too stupid to even read
this is the perfect velocity debuffer deck
>>576916942What do all of these umas have in common?
>>576915915>>576913326>>576913318type shit desuwa
>>576916646appreciate your trainers or somebody else will appreciate them more
>>576916979aoi isn't an uma, but all of those umas are stallions
>>576916914troona...
>>576916876Need to get raped no mercy by all of them at the same time so hard, my mind has to be filled only be the stench of older women
how much stamina does frenzied PC burn?
>>576916979no one has themexcept aoi
I'm winning the soul right now
>>576917073is it true that another uma tries to steal rudolf's trainer
>>576917081frenzied burst has a stamina cost of 33
> Been farming Rickys all week> First I was fucking up the training methodology> Now I am not getting the skills from parentsI give up for now, I'll leave this CM to the hog. I'll return when I succeed creating a top front parent.
What accels work next CM?
So what do we think the event point cap will be next event?
>>576917029
>>576917405what's wrong with saying "that guy"
>>576917405>>576917464Bit rude to say that to the person you work most closely with, day after day, right?
>>5769170811.6x stamina consumption for 5ish seconds after being hit, 10 if you get hit again, you can only be rushed max by 12 secondsgetting hit twice means you lose around 180 stamina according to gametora since that's the max rushed amount you can getany more stamina debuffs and you're dead
legal sweepy, send Bachigu to the Maru-Must-Die schedule
>>576917464probably some form of address that is overly familiar in Japanese that is lost in translation.
>>576917509
umapyoi
>>576916204I wonder why she wants to know? She’s just my trainee, I personally wouldn’t want to bother her with the minutia of my personal life.
>>576917634the ear socks stay ON during umapyoi
>>576917612
>>576917076older women (17)
>>576917681But it's hot when she takes them off. >>576913970
Do umas die early? Why no gilf umas or mention of them?
>>576917512so around 70-80 per hit? around 1 white heal then?I'm asking to KILL zogs btw
Mejiro Dober (actual age)
>>576917646Meisho Doto wouldn’t say this.
>>576917738
>>576917789retard
>>576917789they just go overseas for a bit
Is there a guide for indie training or at least a deck list?
>>576915915The other implication makes torena a slut>has sex with light hello>eureka! this gives me an idea for my trainees training>gives her +80 energy and +mood
>>576917872Yes there are many on youtube
>>576917789umas are elves you dummy
>>576917941I don't do audio video.
>>576917854Bright is a villain...
>>576917872https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNEpick your stats and/or hints
> Medium debuffer uma has keen eye, dominator, and 564> This also works out as a Mile debuffer uma without changing anythingHuh, would you look at that
>>576917405>>576917509>>576917612>>576917738>>576917854I don't get it...
>>576917372It'll still be 1M even in current JP, they also got the bot update too so who knows if cyjews will get greedy or not
>>576917854I love Dober and Bright interactions, they're simply the best
>>576917789umas don't get wrinkles
>>576917789
>>576917813Honestly I have no idea how recoveries work. I only know that if there are at least 2 stamina debuffers and a Xogger gets rushed and is hit with frenzied debuffs, she dies, no matter what she has she dies. Probably there are simulators where you can get proper numbers.
>>576917789>why no gilf umas?
>>576917854I have Dober fatigue but Bright cures it.
>>576918134Bright teaching Dober some fucking MANNERS
what scenario can I even manual run debuffers, for some reason they won't get keen eye on indie
>>576918414they won't get keen eye because ssr chains have like a 10% chance of completingjust run unity
>>576918414unity, it's super easyit's annoying to try to farm hints off cards though, since the arrows cover the hint announcement.
>>576918414unity
Restraint would be better if it outright removes rush on double circle or something. Wtf does -3 rush even mean
>>576918259Bright may be the most underrated uma in the castit's a shame too because her unique mechanic is really cool and I wish more umas had things like that
>>576918515decreases the chance of getting rushed by flat 3%
>>576918468>>576918474well, finally got a passable ace, can finally waste daily borrows on these
>>576918095Starting with 3rd anni it's 1.5M thoBut since you get 150k pts per run it's not an issue
>>576918409doberu has an actual excuse for being rude, it's fine. this girl barely interacts with anyone outside of her family. cut her some slack.
events are about participation, cygames has zero incentive to make them more demanding
What is the point of anything
>>576918515300 Wit, 19.00%600 Wit, 13.26%14%900 Wit, 11.01%12%1200 Wit, 9.74%10%From the gaslight doc linked in gametora.Minus 3% if you have restraint.
>>576918246My fat chud wife
>>576918693Why is this evil horse nude
>>576918772we had sex
>>57691825717 years old (Season 21)
>>576918786My sexy and beautiful wife
>>576918786Dober isn't sexy.
rushing sweepy's fertilization by making her orgasm a hundred times in a row before cumming inside her womb directly
>>576918983?
Bwos... why is XOguri dominating this CM?
>>576919059I want to teach that brat a lesson.
>>576919096because accel skills are fucking retarded
>>576918409Bright corrects Dober's behavior while Dober (tries to) correct Bright's slowness I love them
>>576918696Sounds pretty useless, unless you've got a spare SP lying around or need track agnostic green activator for skills.
>>576919078Case in point.
>>576919156eh, it turns 900 wit into 1200 wit when it comes to rushing calculations, only good for fronts/runaway or during stamina debuffing CMs like this one
>>576919135B-but... she doesn't have any??
>>576911867late response but its like this
can't wait for my turn at fucking dober
I dont wanna keep winning to botted umas its so gay and lame, independent run umas should not be allowed in TT or CM
>>576919096cygames-sama deemed it so
>>576919298Sei-chan boy umanko*slooooooooorp*
>>576919234retard
>>576919293retard
>>576919298wait for round 2
>>576919358and proud
>lost to @vf two timesthe troon army...
>>576919293MAKE THE HATFLOPPIER
>>576919335El wouldn't say this
So im thinking my next cm team should be>summer taiki>VodaAnd i need to choose Silence Suzuka from selectorI think it's perfect team, but i need to waste all my statues for 3star Ryan and Vodka
yeah El would say EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL MUUUUCHOOO RETAAAAAARDOOOOOO DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>576919558uhhh gwan your potenshuls?
>>576919335The XOguri with zero (0) learned skills finished behind my two understatted debuffers
>>576919652Potenshuls to who bwo?
>>576919558>all these release 2* UmasWowza, an actual bona fide newcutie.
>>576919558remember to make your suzuka runaway, she can win as runaway now
>you're not allowed to roll for 4 months in case you want to have fun next yearcool gacha game
How come none of the simulators have Yukino Bijin as an option? What gives?
>>576919856you mean 3 months
>>576919963Exactly one person will roll here
>>576919963that's a voucher horse
>>576919963how is this YuGiOh unique supposed to allow me to have fun next year
>>576919856having fun =/= being competitive
>>576919776I remember there was a picture of Kitasan cleavage activating a child's neurons
>>576919856You are not even guaranteed to have fun. There were anons who pulled 600 times on the Tachyon/Hello banner and walked away with neither.
>>576919856There's been 0 good banners in the past 4 months and we're looking at another 4 months full of nothing.
>>576919828>this faceI dont trust you bwo
>>576919856The only thing saving this game from being complete garbage is the girls. Everything else is trash.
>>576920014yes, me
>>576920057My penis goes there.
>>576919963is balentine ines fujin actually a must roll? or is this another slopjewer gaslight
>>576919776You talking to A league member with 4 out 5 wins, easy there
>>576920168She's Valentine Bourbon 2 except you can actually use the Bourbon wit card. Not must must pull (Kita white is stronger), but very good for miles and mediums.
>>576920168I heard she is good for LoH
>>576920168it's another fr*nt gaslight thinking their style is the only one that matters and that everyone plays
>>576919776Does kitasan have any particular reason to be there or is she just leeching off of lickey's shotacon reputation
>>576920168it's frontslop bait
>Having fun
>>576920303Kita and Copa are childhood friends in Uma. IRL horses shared the same farm and owners were friends as well.
I like Smart Falcon.
>>576920534why
>>576920534she's very calming
>>576920534Same, I love Falco, she's a really nice friend.
teach me the secrets of the loop
sky high teio step on my balls
>>576920736https://youtu.be/0fHxGjOu-T8
>>576920841>52:43
>>576920736
>>576920534I want to throw her off a rooftop but in a cuteness agression type of way
>>576920534Same
Any cuties who dropped to group B already?
>>576920534Stunning and brave
good morning>>576907059fuck I love this rice pic incredibly geeky but cool as hell, shit. fucknpc answer incoming but I think dark is a slightly better fit, the likes of fuku or rickey fit better with ghost. you'd think psychic but that's more so for neo universe and marvelous I think
>>576920979I never left Open B, but two of what I entered were made in the middle of MANT and I never updated them I still reliably got 2/5
This was my opponent.>Dirt B>sub 1000 str>still fucking 66% win rate because of Xog double debuffer.
>>576921143>open B
I'd take Dia spam over Flash spam tbdesu
Ardan!
Dirt girls cheat on their trainers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k5nkTog5fci fucking love the tanukis bwos
>>576921202I will die before I touch a dirter
>>576907128Yeah, but it will cost your sanity.
neigher
>>576921269sucks to be you i guess
>>576919776love them
>>576919856
>>576910482Intersex you fucking moron.
>>576919776>>576921417man imagine being a child and meet themYou will never be able to like ningen anymore because the taste of umanko is too good
>>576921198nobody can fucking fight her because every good dirt uma you had to roll for of grind daily races like digitan or base oguri
>>576911927Licking Diawa's underboob sweat.
>>576921116sup tranny
no (you)
>>576921198how many times does this have to happen before you realize power is a meme stat
> Need some end sparks for next CM> Pick Ayabe for parent farming since she has the least As> The few end parents I have to be grandparents raise her long to AWelp, this is now going to take 25% longer.
Trainer-san Our Grand Live doko
>>576921756except for the one CM where we got to actually use the unmemeing mechanic, and won't get to use again until GM
Hard to tell if this is impressive or not lol
>>576921829forfeit your toreina licence, now
>>576912718First day is always scouting for the shitter hours. Whales usually do cms at the first few hours, but sometimes they go for the last few. If you do your cms 9-15 hours from start, where most shitters que up, you can always fraud your way to group A. I don't care that I am a can crusher, I want my fucking carats and tickets.Hopefully others also know about this strategy, so in round 2 I won't be only against whales anad double debuffers.
What are the mile cards for next CM?
>>576921829Bwo you forget to change from front to pace bwo...
I don't want to do my races, I have no aces, I don't care, I don't care... but I can't bear to just skip a day of a Champions Meeting... oh well, auto select and/or Team Trials crew it is
>>576921953front and pace want the taiki card, backliners ruby power.
does it matter that my debuffers have dirt F?
>>576921980I thought you were breaking into a rap song
>>576921829umazing
I feel like if Steam and Google forced me to upload my real ID. Its over for me. I think Chicago is planning to make it happen by Jan 2028. House Bill 5511 (the Children’s Online Social Media Safety Act)Fuck em all, if Gaben folds to these jews, its over for me and for some of you as well.>>576919856>4 months>>576919963>3 months
>>576922010hip hop enka ballad
>>576922020nigger just go and play jp wtf is this lmao
>>576922020but anon they are gonna release better cards by the time we get these
>>576921829The skills should be interesting
>>576922020I expect to see you keep a rolling window of cards to pull like the other guy saidyou've already got 4 speed cards which is way more than you need
>>576921829Ah, the classic "I built an ace that is competitive but can't actually win"
>>576922097Tact bros......
Wow my auto-select team is really bad. I really didn't have much in the medium dirt category. One of them is an A+ Maruzensky from who knows when
It's a pace chaser world
>>576922351Pace on my chase
am I supposed to use the youtuber umalator or kachidev
>>576921829Win Variation torena right here
whomst do i run for mile cm if i dont have nishino deflower
Daiwa Scarlet can draw straight lines without using a ruler.
>>576922351And how the fuck are you going to get those stats?
>>576922351> tfw I skipped Nishino because I thought we were getting a 1.5 selectorAnother permaborrow cm on taiki for me
>>576922462finemo and festival rudolf
>>576922351Cmon now how do you even get those stats in Grandlive? You have to sacrifice alot of power if you want that high of a stamina
>>576922512smartest goldfaggot
>>576922462End Xog using After-School Stroll as ult trigger
>>576922512the stam is irrelevant and the rest should be easy when you don't have to actually click stam training for mile
>>576922157Standard shit. Not pictured is the oppression oump iron I took along with uma stan because there wasn't really anything else to spend on.
>>576922462The only honest teamTriple lates
>>576922572I hope you dont mind pal I bring my medium debuffers to mile.
>>576922412there's only 3original umalator that's not very kitted out and slow to updatemoomoolator that's a gaslight simkachidev that's from VF but unfortunately the best one right now
I keep first trying my mile parents. got both a seiun and nishino 9* pwr now. were you supposed to use nishino for fronts? or something else>>576922707ok thanks
>>576922671bringing debuffers to miles and sprints are just retarded since they are very much rng accel gambles
>>576921980>>576922319Well that wasn't so bad, thanks to the skip function. I normally watch at least some of my races but there didn't seem much point this time. Final tally was 2/15, thanks solely to my S-ranked Kukulkondor. I beat at least one Ug2 I think, presumably because she had hardly any stamina, and some other lesser high-rankers for reasons unknown.
>>576922627My OGuri rapes this
>>576922817Front and Pace are mostly the ones that dies, late and ends could gamble at 400+ stamina. I expect alot of fronts and pace for mile CM
>>576922671you do that
>>576922769>late pink
>>576922912>rapeCringe
>>576922671I suspect having 2x subdued 2x flustered for each style will actually catch people out sometimes, but it's not a good track for murmur/eyes. Survival is free since there's so much downhill late race so you want HP debuffs to hit before late-race, so 564 would need to hit between 50% and 66.6% of the race, when it hits from anywhere from 50% to 100%, and natural eyes procs will never do anything since they're always late rate. Keen+Dom+full subdued and flustered package should be the way to go.
Does anyone know the OST that plays in the CM screen after you've watched the CM finals and the background is nighttime? Which track and album?
>>576922960>I expect alot of fronts and pace for mile CMAnother victim to be claimed by end Xoguri
>>576923039nothing spam resetting can't fix
I want to pump Luna full of cum
My trainee is slacking off again. How do I deal with this?
>>576923128End COguri will be on the 5 digit high elo matchmaking
>>576923160I can be Luna for you.
>>576923186Umm, she won't say it but I think your trainee would really like it if you sang karaoke with her
>>576923186umas only train when you're watching
>>576923408Cute Bright!
casual dober rape
>>576923102If it was in the game from the start then it should be on WINNING LIVE 06, if later then Winning LIVE 12I don't remember how it sounds, so you will have to look through those yourself
>>576923495fucked up thing to say.
how often are you supposed to gain carats from auto training?the last time i got any was 5 careers ago
>>576923663capped per day
I dreamt about getting 700 carats from an auto...
Post 'em95% of the points are auto
>>576923789
>my S rank independant learner actually defeated some Ug xogs in one of my matchesThis game isn't real.
>>576923913clown cm
>>576923663I don't like fanart that shows the underside of the tail but does not include the fleshy part. It's not prehensile hair.
>>576923663Who is this semen demon
>>576923913you won against a 400 stamina xoguri on round 1. wow, congratulations retard
anything is better than a fl*shtail
>>576923982looks like laurel
am i going to get fucked in round 2
>>576924094nah it looks good anon
>>576924094based ethical user
>>576923738yeah, and i mean, 5 careers ago was my 2nd to last auto from yesterday
making test umas for opl cm19 because cm18 is solved and the rooms are painfully poor
>>576924041>cheating chinkgger
>>576924038Retard
>>576924145
>>576923913This CM is so randomYou either get speedlet opponents or the strongest Xoguri ever
>>576923982>>576924049yessu
Why did nobody tell me to loop mood?
>>576923102>>576923542https://files.catbox.moe/ba8wio.webmIs that the track you're talking about?
>>576924323It's because of independent training. There are so many people that just fucking tuned out because cm17 prep was obnoxious and not really worth the effort
>>576924361racing spirits other than guts are all pretty good, it's just that stamina is the best one.
I like <horsegirl>.
>>576924145Is Overseer out already? I need it...
i NEED to start looping for new cm>>576924361Is this from original campaign?
>>576924323because people are queueing their independent trained umas, you won't see them in round 2 (much)
>>576924496I can guess where you're from
>>576924496Yeah, it's on the usual place
what should I start farming for once I unlock seiun?preferred blues, pinks, and white skills?
>>576924361because there's too much shit to loop now. you need uma stan leap forward pedal nimble and all the spirit skills it's retarded
>>576924554racing spirit mood, firm resolve, restraint
>>576924536Cant find it at github, sorry.>>576924534Maybe you could point me where to get it since you seem to be all knowing
>>576924496Where do you get this? I use hachimi on my phone for uma, is it the same progress?
>>576924734It's on THE usual place anon.
>>576924563this cm's gaslight complete. get people to loop useless skills and lose focus.
>>576924770Sorry man I wish I knew>>576924764I only saw it on zelarinth video and google it on plebbit to get a clearer image on whats on his video
>>576924826>7 retweetsliteral who
>>576924881the guy with 2 MANT wins (his favorite scenario)
go to sleep thirdies
>>576924826Restraint is the best front runner green in the entire game, who this fuck is this gusano
>you can't get 1200+ power in GL, no wayjust do better, or get better cards
Why did Light Hello not bag her trainer?Is it because she wasn't successful? Are failure umas not allowed to marry and reproduce?
i woke up making it a terrible day
>>576925009let's see your umas with capped speed and power
>>576925037I think the trainer might have been female
>>576925092
>>576925126
which umas would make for cruel, abusivd wives
>>576925126Look at the fucking BUHILORD
>>576925158if i was a buhi I'd have mlb tachyon and borrowed teio
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really realy really really really really relaly relaly really really really reallyr eally really really erlaly relaly really relaly relaly really really really really really relaly relaly really really relaly relaly really reallyr elaly really relaly really realyl really relaly really really really really really realy relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>576922671>no end deboofsi'm shorry.... you'll have to remake those...
>>576925037Trainers only fuck sucessful umas. Urara never had kids.
>deck builder game>metacucks seething you are playing a different deck>metacucks cannot comprehend that their metadeck isnt exactly the most optimal>fast forward to end of scen>your deck is now meta cause metacucks realize they are retardedmany such cases
>>576925126The power cap for GL is 1300 bro.
>>576921829Small ass sample size my man. You only did 5 races.
>>576925126holy mogged by >>576925317. sit down little piggie
>>576925273what is blud yapping about
>>576925273i wasn't listening did this actually happen or are you just making shit up again
nice thread globalbabs
>>576925358mirako sexo
umagger
>>576925416You can't just add "-gger" to a word to turn it into a slur
>>576925317I HOPE YOUR HOguri dont activate those recoveries in your finalsFUCK YOU PAYPIGGER USING HOguri on us f2psYou have no fucking shame
>>576925273The annoying part is the guys that just repeat sloptuber recommendation and haven't actually tested shit.
Nyoom
>>576925273>>576925507Samefag...
>>576925487he tanked that btw
>>576925563layers of fat acting as ablative armour...
>>576925528Explode
Which trainee is most likely to be completely unshaven? I like them hairy.
>>576925462falcogger
>>576925487Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal
Listen I dunno who Zelarinth is but you must be out of your damn mind if you think having knowledge of dead runs is a bad thing. The fucking gall to say that RNG thats completely out of your control is "Fun"
>>576925528gwo your stam for haruten
>sloptuber(?) namedropunbearable hours holy I'm out
the boat for open and honest conversation about builds mostly sailed here because it's all obnoxious flexing such as>he lacks the knowledgego to /v/ma if you want to have an actual conversation.
>>576925569What's the most players you can have in a boardgame
>>576925713Isn't /v/ma racist against non /v/ma posters
>>576925680you can get 3rd with 400 stam
>>576925713>t. /v/ma agent
>>576925643GL has been the most unforgiving in terms of rng leading to a dead run so far in making an Ace.
>>576925713Does that place even still exist?
>>576925694Yeah you should know the names of people threatening to dox Hachimi edge devs
Umas for self-loathing cretins of low cunning and lower moral character?
more ryan stuff. i hung up the directions to her gravesite, and i got two cute little felt dolls, alongside the new acrylic standee i got at the cyconveni
>>576925680Don't worry about it
>>576925787>people threatening to dox Hachimi edge devswtf stop making me like the guy
>>576925837look at her go
>>576925794Umamusume C.
>>576925737love me air groovelove me groovelingssimple as
>>576922769>1* mile
>>576925713This CM? Obviously because everyone who cared already made their aces weeks ago. Next CM discussion is currently on the table
Raisu pussy, quick!
>>576925847>>576925787Wtf? Why are people like this? Hachimi and H Edge has been a great QoL feature. Only whipped faggots dislike that program.JProgrammers are sick in the head still forcing everyone to play 30fps in this day and age.
>>576925817Why's Polnareff there
Realistically unless cygames moves Globals game version up to the current JP build and Maintains it concurrently with JP, there is literally nothing they can do about these third party tools. It's an arms race and half measures like slowly updating the game to years old branches isn't gonna fix the issue. The only thing cygames can do to free Global of cheaters is to keep all 5 servers up to date technically.
>>576925989raisu is not for sex, get your mind out of the gutter
>>576926054tama lived a hard life, she can't even afford socks
>>576925317>>576925126>these are the buhis you'll face in round 2do non buhis even stand a chance
>>576925682wtf it's mr cheese burger (real)
Is Hachimi cheating?
>>576926054If Uma was a good game this could be your homescreen
>>576926004>QoLflashbacks to skyrim modding days>>576926054cygames only runs 2 servers, the others are wild west
>>576925349lol buhimian rhapsody such disgusting people spending money to rob wins from honest f2p oshi players
you gonna bake or what?
>>576926120Overseer might be but honestly who gives a shit if a run is bad its still gonna be bad
>>576925989Here you go
>>576926004it's goyim who think you shouldn't ever do anything that breaks TOS even if it's mostly harmless
>double mood down nuke down to normal right before finalsi quitted the run on the spot
I will make a Kris thread now
Give me an image to bake
>>576926120of course it is
>>576926239
>>576926120I already finished my career and my imouto is still in classic year. That text speed boost is massive.
>>576924375>>576923542I think it's the same one as the veterans list screen
>>576926363>>576926363>>576926363
>>576925989do not look up rice shower on exh....
I was too slow...
>>576925358I've seen the fleshy part of Mirako's tail.She is permanently at my mercy now.
>>576926031hes cool
>>576924414>>576924519i knew the reasons.You moids always trying to manxplainUgh.
>>576923102https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJBZdyL-RtUMust be this one I guess
Do I need mejiro ramonu or can I just pull wit bobo instead?
