Mandatory listeninghttps://vocaroo.com/1EzDj25L2e6TEU VODhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqwJwlXM_7ENA VODhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_G1KcWRdME>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran, Vira, Beatrix, Siegfried>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous Thread: >>576756297
My energy drink exploded when I opened it. Half of it spilled...
>>576946086you'll only have half the energy you need for grubbing my kizzington
i luv sheep
OUGI
Feet
>>576946086Why not drink coffee like a nornal person?
Big butts international tournament going on.https://www.twitch.tv/starlightx8https://www.twitch.tv/geko_is_dizzy
>>576946240wtf yoru no you quit granblue
Xerom, stop jobbing you fucking nigger
>2B setlunch break
I think that Metera and Lowain players should be cursed to only ever play against each other.
remember when yoru le dropped le game? lol
In fighting games the only thing that should matter is executionThe player with the better execution should always winIf you created a game any other way you failed as a fighting game devfundies are for losers
>>576946590Did a single person believe a lying mexican nigger for a second
maritrannies are so embarrassing
>>576947080based green marippe
>Xewil against a laggy krautz ferryNNNNNNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
normally I'd pretend to support mari to troll but simping for yoru is like cheering for an invading army who is raping and pillaging your neighborhood, utterly indefensible
>>576945292you don't do it before the arrow comes out
I said execution is the only thing that mattersIf my execution is better I deserve the win simple as
can Shirou do it with the power of hue lag?
I sincerely hate fidgeties but being sent to losers by yoru is just... wow. I hope he can pull through.
>Xerom is murdering the FerryEurobros, are we free?
that's a speedrun from xerom damn
2.6 in Septembernooo not September 1hehe nooo not September 7the 17th!
>kawaragi momokashit taste
>>576948035bwo...
>Xerom had Metera into Ferry>Skyll has Vas into VasI wonder who has it worse
>>576948260>Later, manlet!
Wait, the host affects the connection of the people in the room? What the fuck?
No cags in top 8 againWant to apologize /gbvsg/?
>wallbounce mid screen makes sense because.........?
shut the fuck up if beatrix can have it everyone should too
>>576948901i fought so many vas' these days, soriz is worse
issa needs meter and meter is hard to get and manage
>beatrix out of nowheremind broken
beashit
commentator setting his vibe on high.
If you showed me this match with the names hidden I would think this is some D rank gameplay. But then I remember it's Rising.
Brother it's two players on gorillas, online from accross the world, of course it's going to be a tardfest.
Sorizsissy getting that 200ms BigBrazilCock
>>576949841Yeah but Vas is a terrible matchup for Soriz
>>576950439this post aged poorly
both of them were plus
>Take it on a jank ass fuck hitbox interaction#pluslyfe
>>576950519Xerom just beat a Ferry 3-0, that doesn't mean that Charlotta is great against Ferry.
ggs lobby gamer.
Always fucking fun to watch Skyll.
i need to fight that gay versusia sipping tard juice FT10i need to fight my back hurts soriz later too
>>576950614that also doesn't mean ferry is a terrible match up for charlotta
the guy who said this goes beyond soft prostate wasn't lying
>>576950715if you want to ft10 me, first you must beat me in a ft10
>>576949174I don't know if anyone has actually opened a packer sniffer to find out exactly what happens but yes the room is a nightmare of spaghetti code it seems. It could be the host, it could be it choosing to use the steam back end, either way something very bad happens in rooms for some people.
How did this Yuel shitter make so far
>>576950993
>>576951328be mice to vidril
>>576951328he's playing Yuel
>>576951337do you feel proud
>>576951328na sissies can't block low and get hit by the dumbass fullscreen slide
>>576951337this matchup is not fucking playable
Ilsa killed the game
>>576951328he learned how to believe in victory
>1 hour breakthe to's do not deserve their split of the pot
>>576951760hey man his buttplugs aren't gonna clean themselves
>>576950670ggs
>>576951337now post that one where you got perfected
discord server
>>576952050why does she dress like such a fucking whore if she hates all life
>>576952567when
>>576952567you're not invited
>>576952601
>>576952481
>>576952567this nigga gets triggered by human interaction
>>576952567I wish so we could leave your ass rot here
>two men interacting on the internetgay
Two men interacting
>men
I look like cag irl
>>576953343This is how my gf Kos-mos looks like btw
Coming back to this game after playing Tokon for the last couple of days it's unbelievable how fucking bad this game is. How did I put this much time into this heap of trash?
>>576953630Tokon isn't any better, bub.
>>576953630you didn't even try
>>57695363066l is awesome shut UP
>>576953630Go on, explain yourself
>>576953630>triggered the whole thread with the truthbased ratpedogod
>gay clique posting>tokon posting
>>576953731>plus ob into safe ob into 66l into safe ob into mashing heavy into autocombo for full corner to corner combo into safe jumps this post
>>576954178isn't that just tokon but you replace 66L with assists?
>>576953698It is, though.
>>576953698Tokon is way better because an Assist is like a 66L that you can do from anywhere on the screen to get advantageAnd you have near-infinite BCs thanks to the counter using the regenerating assist barso it has Super 66L and Super BC which is betterer than our measly short range 66L and 3-use BC
>Having friends is gay
>>576953495Shes gone
dude got so triggered by a normal human interaction he started falseflagging that's crazy
>>576953630if tokon so good why did you come back silly ratpedo
Tokongods won everything
>>576954342SHUT the FUCK up
>>576954709Everyone makes mistakes.
i just know one of you gay niggas is going to transition soon
>>576954980rising owns your soul.
>its not a falseflagsad end to the eurat
>>576954156>>576954579>>576955008
>>576954408>And you have near-infinite BCsI'll stop you there, I agree with everything but at least you can counter the stupid fucking BC and doesn't give you nearly enough frame advantage like BC doesNothing will ever beat the shartiness of BC, it's literally the king of shit, it controls every feces and every intestine
the esteemed euro golden golshi tournaments will now have 2 players per tournament
>Always somehow both narcissistic and a shitter>Leaves to tocum because there's a bunch of newbies to beat at the moment>"Woah I can't believe my ratpal would do that"
>>576955551and still no golden golshi for zeta
He literally said the truth though, this game is shit, no need to be angry
Eurat the BASED
it seems like the truth if you're bad
>>576953630>playing TokonDamn nigga that's a good joke
>>576956016I'm not badBut honestly if you tell me I'm bad I don't mind it either because I finally get agreed on that GM doesn't count anything and you're shit at the game even while being one without the tranny having a melty
>finally a fighting game in the last three decades that had the balls to elevate setup, technical and zoning characters to share the top tier spot with shotos for once>shotos aren't even bad, they're still top tier for your average fgc casual andy to mash buttons and slop wins with> yet /grubbervsg/ declares it a kusoge of epic proportions as it is unacceptablenot surprised.you niggas should reflect on yourselves.
>>576955514tokon's BC is trash and does nothing but instead it has a universal DP that also parries throws
>>576955247brick transitions. rat self immolates. august is harsh.
>>576956258>universal DP>also beats throwsWeird huh, never seen that beforeIn any case both the defensive mechanics can be countered and punished unlike Big CockRest of the game is ass though
>>576956191so you... still have no GM badge?
>>576956483??? Are you retarded?
you have beatrix, belial and siegfried still shitting up the top tiers since releasei don't want to hear a word about how le scary zoners are such a problem
>>576956483yup
zzzchads own this general
>>576956851wrong granblue anon
>euro rat might be gone for goodanother pillar of /gbvsg/ has been torn downcan Id save the game and this general?
BASED
tokon woni didn't buy it though
>>576956851zzz has to be a failure of a gacha because i cant identify a single character from it.>>576957056he will come back when he either plateaus or runs out of newcuties to abuse.
We did so much for EU Rat and he shid on us...
>be eugroid>be naturally retarded>shit pants>cannot figure out what air conditioning is>join golshi cup>dont show up>get on podium anyway>shit pants again
at least we dont have to edit you out of the christmas photo
Percy buffs coming right?
why are there four niers
>>576957858>mfw EU Rat betrays /gbvsg/
>>576951337Ilsa boob iggle
>>576957971Why would you buff a top 5 character?
>>576958069kill yourself marly
>>576958212So that he might become a top 10 character
>>576958263i think he uses the other bunny girl
stop posting about yourself in third person and kill yourself already marly
>>576957971what the fuck are buffs going to do if you can't play neutral or hitconfirm for shit though?
Why are you guys so obsessed with some random european ratpedo?
Who is this clique and why am I supposed to hate them?
>he isn't in the discordKek
if i buy a pot to put a plant in to sell the plant, is the pot a deductible business expense?
>>576958758>you guysIt's just one schizo though.
>>576958828i am though
>>576957858im putting redlotta back in to make the 2b angry
>>576958956you can just suck dick and spread your boyhole for cash you know
I have never appeared in any group photos except the marippe cheersquad...
>redlottayou mean choco why are you afraid to say that tardnig's name
>>576959328namedropping is rude. I'm only rude to people who were rude first. like hatsoon
>>576958758He wasn't just any random ratpedoHe was OUR ratpedo
>>576959002The Ferry Bible Study 'cord...
>he isn't in the discord
>>576959572DO IT SIGGY
>>576959158i'm ugly
>>576959412hatsoon can smoke anyone in this general 10-0 easy tho
>>576959686I look like this.
>>576959828*picks charlotta*
I love egoposting
we need to perform CPR on this thread immediately post donki
and why should we listen to a desperate attending seeking schizoid like you
donki
schizo posting hours
here is my contribution
Ass
contribution
someone post zeta to bait the schizo
>>576960907>>576960883>>576960747>>576960267thank you a lot
>Lowain>2B>but both players are actually sickI'm conflicted.
>>>>>but both players are actually sick
>>576961446Which one is closer to dying from his sicknes?
quick someone bring up zeta so schizohander can downplay her again
>>576959114
2B using Luci's weapon is sick
>Broken ass Lowain struggling against broken ass 2Bbroken ass
>>576962287God I want to shove my dick in Zeta
>>576951337My mom fuarkin SUCKS
we were never friends
>>576962287over 2 years of this
>>576962287>zeta has no plus on block moves
>>576962287I'd have been mashed out of it after the firsr 66L
>>576962935Lmao.
66L
never friends
*66Ls you*WE*66Ls you*WERE*66Ls you*ALW*66Ls you*AYS*66Ls you*FRIE*66Ls you*N*66Ls you*DSSSSS
>>576962287Zeta's only good button
>>576952109larger>>576957971he doesn't need buffs, he's powerful enough, his low player count is due to being a more difficult, finicky and underwhelming version of siegfried. his kit needs a rework to be more streamlined. the stocks in particular are bad, nobody aside from sieg players know what the difference is between a stocked and unstocked move. that's just not very fun to play. and with how useless the hitboxes are on the charge it's like he only has three specials.
half of the memes gbvsg spam on a daily basis are attributed to meI should charge a royalty fee at this point but I won'tyer welcome grubbas
>>576958956Please consult with your certified tax adviser.>>576959572I always thought he had two hands on the sword for this...
XEWOM NNNNNYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIt was a nice match
>>576963456Nah, I would never say anything bad about her fH.
death to all soriz players
a S+3 Yuel...
we stand worlds apart but it's we were never friends
Nerf Anre again.
>>576963938Is this is now the "Xerom lost" post that we will see at every tournament from now on?
this is the best Uno I've ever seen. Although, I've only seen around four of them.
>>576964494WE CALL THE DEMIIIIIIISEOF THE LOOOBBBYYY
this is a 250 ping shoah
I raped this Uno when I played this game.
annoying that he leaned into the netcode during that last game and started doing teleporting 66ls. Even more annoying when my button just doesn't connect when I'm in his face and get 2m'd for it.
>>576940578bruh what the hell is going on over there
>>576965102It's capeshit tag grubLike they actually somehow made Grub but worse
>>576964565Do you want it to be?
>>576965018you should have leaned into the netcode first then, retard.
>>576965102pc port is abysmal and barely runs even on a good rig
>>576965018soul calibur player when 3000 dollars
>>576965102the pc port is trash
>>576965320soriz 5U eats 66l spam for breakfast
>>576965102its an edit (theyre at 10k). apparently their matchmaking is broken ontop of all the other pc issues.
>>576965102Once again, the pc port is garbage, nothing of the actual game. Even Max DOOD uninstalled the PC version
>>576965102it says it's at 12k now
>>576963983I armored that
>>576965340>>576965506>>576965704yeah, that's on me, it's an edit. the lowest they went was 5.5k.still, damn. I'm aware of all the issues, but 1.5k was a bit too much.
>the faggot is here
>>576965564I'm not a PS5 enjoyer so I guess I won't be playing Tokon at all.
>>576966074But I have been posting all day?!
>>576965285yes
>>576966010artist?
>>576966782https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/102968932
>>576967102sank yoo
>>576965102Literally a fake charthttps://steamdb.info/app/3787240/charts/
yoru thirsting for kanme blood
>the most laggy piece of shit tournament>2b sweepHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>576967804>lusting after kokHAH, GAYYYYYYYYY
This 2B is kinda good.
2B is broken regardless of lag
"issa all mids"
I could beat yoru
all of 2B's buttons are 66Ls
https://x.com/zawapush/status/2086322344193397001they stole our lab god....
>>576957858Rodents are now officially excommunicated from this general. They are no longer welcome or allowed here. Rats are to be exterminated on sight.When he comes to regret his ingratitude, it will be far too late.
>>576968671Why is that rodent EU?
>>576968671I fucked up (again).
Don't worry EU rat, I can play with you on Tokon if you want.
>>576968931you can both fuck off and never return
>>576968867Thanks for telling me which to use.
>>576968513He's going to have fun, that game is stupid retarded tech wiseNot sure how popular it is in Japan though. probably very considering they're all consolefags
>>576968931Me as well
>>576969039I hate you so much it's unreal.
i had a visionthe new system mechanic will be perfect parry/perfect roll inspired by relinkit'll have the same animation and sound effects
>>576969171And it make me so fucking wet you have no ideas
if you had any doubt this general was not actually unironically gay
Old man getting bullied by a professional slut on the telly
https://x.com/i/status/2086066902707896389Just two bros hanging out
>>576969853UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My wife is so good in this game
2B metera grands, who could've guessed?
>have to hard guess on every interaction because spot dodging or rolling does absolutely nothing vs tardteraclassic
>trauma dump out of nowhere
that's what tardteras do when you have enough and pick a hard counter because nothing else works kekypoooow
>>576970030https://voca.ro/1g0WOzZC4vt6https://voca.ro/16U7gbd71K5D
Rooting for 2B because this game deserves the worst things.
>>576970647eu rat....
>>576970647rooting for 2b because yoru is quite literally the better player
>>576970647But 2B winning would be the good ending
>>576970779>>576970785I agree, fellow shitposters and trolls.>>576970686Not a rat.
Haven't been following for a while.Why are is there a tournament stream being streamed on a literal tranny channel?
>>576970883>fellow shitposters and trollsYou have to be a shitposter, troll and doomposter if you think Metera players deserve anything
>>576970883not shitposting or trolling, a monkey mashing on a zoner is inherently less skillful than any other character
>>576970949>>576970963I agree, fellow shitposters and trolls.
>>576971024I can smell the Gold Rank 538 gemmies from your post.
the tranny is mindbroken, let's leave him be.
>2Btards honestly think they are better than any other character in the gameLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHE DELULU OF THESE NIGGAS
Metera's anus deserves my weiner
>>576971102>>576971117I agree, fellow shitposters and trolls.
>>576970963unless it's 2B of course
>>576971164>>576971174>>576971179>>576970883>>576970647Didn't know we had such a big trans community here!
it did not have to be this way...
>>576971237I agree, fellow shitposter and troll.
>>576971298This you?
AHAHAHA LESS GOO 2BIIIIIDEADSLOPGAYME
>>576970568That is indeed our wife!
>>576971298>>576968867>rat = innocent>gbvsg = cosplaying as the bad guysYUP YUP.
can't win on fucking meterahow clueless would monarch look on any standard character? jesus
Monarch was simply outplayed.
Ugh.I don't wanna jerk off to 2B again.
MY FUARKING HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#2BML #2BML #2BML #2BML
>Metera win>RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE>2B win>RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEI see.
LETS GOOOOOOOO
>yoru beat the entirety of global granblue
>>576971771
>BML
>>576971837More like:>Rising>RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEAnd the picture should be Lyria screaming DSG while waring Dr. Doom's helmet with a brown Vyrn nearby.
>>576971885Total grub death o algo
>>576972040Tocoon is two blocks down
>>576972074BASED!!!
2BBL
>>576971885>didn't fight his kryptonite
>>576972284Xewom, save us from 2B...
I have to give it to them, at least one of the shitposters actually did move to Tokon, now he's being a cunt there instead of here>>576945027>>576944543>>576945341
>>576972497I'm literally one of those replies and I'm still here (and forever will be)(nothing you can do about it btw).
I should go back to the game and get the other endings.
>>576972578good little slave
>>576972637I'd only go back to sacrifice my save file after that shmup at the end
>>576972683Wtf slaves have access to the circus and to the VIP seats??? Dayum!
>>576972578holy based
How much $ did Yoru get
>>576972578never visting this website again. have fun.
>>576972578What is it about this game that attracted such a mentally ill schizo that clearly shouldn't be trusted to go on the internet without supervision?How do you even manage to function in societies that coddle retards, much less one that just leave you defects to die at birth?Do you have a particulary merciful sibling allowing you to squat their basement? Are you someone's bitch? No seriously, how do you live?
>>576974041Enough to retire and buy a house
>>576974552>I shouldn't be entrusted to go on the internet without supervision because I prefer 2B winning rather than Meteralol
>>576974552get him get him urehehehe [scooby laugh]
>>576975153>MNYES, BYUTNo, boy diddler, answer the question.
>>576974552likely dependent on a parent
>>576975304The answer is that I'm one of the lucky ones, you know those classic boys born from rich families? That's me basically.I got an easy job thanks to my connections and I can shitpost here as much as I want while working and during my free time. I have no hobbies besides playing videogames and posting here.Now answer mine retard, what do you exactly get from pretending this game isn't a disaster and absolute atrocious to play? Have you watched the tournament or are you a retarded LARPer?
I support 2B, I support that Nierguy, I support the EU rat, hmmmmmm, nyesssssss
>>576974552Parents didn't beat him when he was little.Never got puched in the face as a youth.Fell into autistic echochambers too early.Take your pick.>>576975153Yes.
>>576975645Ah so it was the later, you're someone's bitch.That makes sense, if there's one type of environment that can only produce a massive crybaby who has a year long schizo episode because things doesn't go this way, it had to be the one where everything is given to them on a diamond spoon, god damn nigga that's just downright impressive, you had everythings one could possibly hope to obtain without ever having to lift a finger for it and yet here you are.
>>576975709being an ally is hard work
>I support the EU ratDon't respect the words you're speaking, gone too far.
>>576972497Everyone is raiding Marvel Brokon threads right now
>>576975808>Yes.You're exactly why this game is absolute dogshit, the devs are listening to retards like you.You look at 2B and you cannot, not even for a single second, put your seethe aside (seethe caused for being a retarded unskilled cuckold losing to 2Bs. Literally every single one of them but Yoru is dogshit at the game) and realize that maybe the issue is not her but the retarded whore zoning you 24/7 with every single best move in the game.>>576975864>who has a year long schizo episode because things doesn't go this wayThey ruined this fucking game which I loved. I'm not as wealthy as you think, just middle-upper class, if I was born as an oil prince son I would've unironically attempted to destroy Cygames or something.
Hmmmm, nyep. This game is quite bad.
Oh ohhh....2Tard melty...
ok so now what
And very very related, Tokon is a broken tranny slop for the same exact reason. Everyone slurping Sony's cock is what caused that terrible launch.You guys should get angry like I do. Or that's how you end with 9 months with no updates into whatever slop 2.60 will be.Start now. Start telling FKHR to get cancer and die on social media. Or else perish in a dark future you created with your own hands.
nah son you’re unemployed and dependent on someone else, youse a slave like erryone else KEK
>>576975709YOU MAY NOW JOIN US AT REDDIT
>>576975960Making Narmaya my samurai wife and leaving her alone at months for a time so I can go fight wars, but she stays faithful and our reunions are extremely erotic due to the time away
>>576976149>They ruined MY game, Cygames has BETRAYED me, it is an outrage abloobloobloooo!Take it like a man, daddyboy, try to be responsible about your feelings, and try to not take it out on the poor mexican maid who has to clean up after your grown ass whenever you have a fit.
>>576976445smoothie time
>>576976445now...we fight
>>576976731NIGGER, I literally have nothing else going on in my life, nothing interests me. I just want to play fun videogames. I had found one and no, SHART all over the place Cygames, let's go!Explain why I shouldn't be seething. Should I just go all nihilistic and go "it doesn't matter lol" like a little cuck and accept FKHR's cock inside my ass willingly?Life goes on but it goes on with one less fun videogame and all because those retarded devs.
Meet your season 3 guest
>>576977039>Oooh such tribulation my poor self has to go through, Rising was my sole source of pleasure in life oh nyo what shall I do now oh nyo nyo nyo what a tragedy!Shut your trap, that's enough cheetos covered sausage fingers slamming down on that gamer Razer™ keyboard.
>>576977214literally whomst
>>576977252So you let the things you love get raped for free and don't bat an eye?Are you European?
watching again, toph really does have a large-breasted personality, i can see why everyone draws her like that
>>576977463>Uh- uh... E-Europe!Yeah sure, if that'll avoid that poor Mexican maid the sad fate of having to change your diaper again, we can pretend I'm your boogeyman.
>>576977741tofu?
>>576977864that's djeeta
green fuckft10 soonish (~30 mins)be readydon't go play one of your tranny games
>>576977812You're still dodging my questions, seems like you're just a little silly retard with no actual personality besides being a retarded slurper whiteknighting a retarded dogshit game only Stockholm syndrome losers keep playing.I thought you were more intelligent than me and genuinely wanted you to share some of your wisdom with me and maybe make me change point of view or something, but apparently you don't have any. We're done here.
>discord clique
>>576978564youre not invited and we all laugh at you
>>576978524I realize how it must feel like an absurdly alien concept for your tiny, tight as a nun's ass little mind, but I don't owe you shit, the world doesn't owe you shit, I have no obligation to answer you.>B-but I did it when you askedYeah I'm glad you spread your morbidly obese crusty cheeks for me, daddyboy.
>>576978476>green which 1
>>576978524bodied that freak>>576978795you got bodied
>>576978795>homoerotic fantasiesYou're also a faggot, ewww.
>>576978795You're just embarrassing yourself and I hate the other guy too
yeah yeah! embarrassing!
>>576978992You cannot fathom how much of a fuck I don't give.
>>576978476okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk>>576978835me not youme
turns out i like the idea of playing fighting games mores than actually playing them.
oh no no no no no kotranny just keeps getting BODIED
>>576979170
>>576978795Anon, why are you so mad today?Chill out.
>>576979254when did you realize that and why
>>576977864Turkish Djeeta is sexy
>>576979992That's Russian.
>>576979254Literally always the case for genelets
It's those DAMN orange juicers!
>>576971987my little penis between 2B's butt cheeks
>>576979170be there soon
d00ders lets go play unreal tournament 98 and starcraft 1 custom maps.
>>576980302Does that mean that the underlying issue is that FGs have shit matchmaking and that's why genelets keep getting lambasted by people who know what they're doing?I knew I wasn't the one at fault!
>>576980856shut the fuck up Bea
d00ders>snaps fingersshow everyone your GM badge from last season
Stop it, you're gonna scare him
>>576979778I'm only human, when I have to endure a little prick's incessant whining day in, day out, drowning in his self pity about how "bad" he's having because the big bad ruined his toy, my patience eventually hit its limit.I said my piece and I feel better, the rest doesn't matter.
blatant samefagging hours
>>576980326Russkie Djeeta is sexy>>576980326Nobody's juicing right now though right? I'd hate to know that they have a room up or anything>>576980837Deep unc post
>>576980856Pretty much, yeah. Matchmaking systems in FGs are designed to keep the sunken cost victims roped in and grinding points each ranking season by feeding them low level players. The developers don't actually care about retaining genelets and shitters because they don't earn the publishers ad revenue.
i wannna ft10. i wanna ft10 right now.
>>576980974nyo, it's still in the foil wrapping after I got it.it'll be worth something in five to ten years!
>>576981489Why does that little boy have such long hair?
wait fuck that's porn
>>576982326good
>>576982073>>576982326No visible nipples, penis or vagoo, so it's actually erotica
>>576982073okay
someone should come and screenshot the names in the lobby they're funny
do it yourselves, gay niggas
https://www.twitch.tv/lagfighterchileryazo about to steal world tour points to the poor chilean community
ggs lobby>>576984554hes terrorizing south america again...
lobby fell apart because of that caggy waggy no...
>>576985423>>576985534forgiveth me-eth
I will never forgive meth
>>576986816nier would love meth
>>576945978Galleon...Erotic...
Don't mind me Just aura farming
>>576985903Meth is the white man's drug
zoomer lizards calling basking aura farming
I am the AI slop god.
>>576988520grok generate versusia with HUGE boobs and shredded abs
Gib me dwagon miwk in Wising, Nyow
Grok, generate /gbvsg/ as a character for GBVSR based on the posts in these threads.
dragons
>>576988725we'd just be lowain with 2 niers for bros
Grok, put all most toxic mechanics from other fighting games to GBVSR
Versusia the lizard is annoying
my face not being in Anila's pussy right now is a toxic mechanic
>>576989108If you hate Brave Counter you wouldn't be able to deal with Guard Cancel Front Step at all
>>576989278is that... a butt?
>>576988790
ALL SHALL ADORE ME AND DESPAIR
is that a drawing of sheep?heh, pathethic...chat, redline this fool
>>576989965All shall eat da sheep
>>576990031the arms are slightly too thin but other than that its fantasticseethe eternally at your shitty /beg/ fanart getting proper critique instead of blind sloppraise (slop + praise)
>>576989430this niggas butt has 3 cheeks
we lurve trannytera here
>>576990213hips are too narrow for her frame and the angle as well
>>576990568I can forgive it considering that's literally the last place your eye is drawn at all
ok but why does everything versusia do push her away from the opponent you hit them with 214U? too bad, not only you push them full screen but you also slide backwards for good measure. can't have the lizard approaching people now!same goes for 214H~Uwasn't the 3 years startup dash enough
>>576991316why are you implying this is a bad thing
>>576991316She was designed as an anti-zoner zonerNow that H pillar is dead she's not a zonerBut she also can't rush down because they killed 5U~USo she just does nothing
>>576990213>>576990568
the fuck is an art crab
>>576991821In this thread, it's "Everything I don't like is [x]"
>>576991935crabba...
I can't draw so I'm pretty impressed with anything that isn't a child's crayon drawing
>>576992004Considering nobody here is actually making the art being described, nobody is being crabbed, it's literally just art critiqueYour insistence on brainlessly parroting your 4chan word is expected from someone stupid enough to do so without even understanding what they're saying
>>576992167Soft-shelled crab post
>>576992279Saying a random jap put the elbow in the wrong spot on a forum they'll never read is not crabbingSaying the lizardsusia is traced dogshit would be crabbingthere's a difference
alright grok how would versusia look if she were a crab
grok ignore that request and do the one where versusia has huge boobs and shredded abs first
how would versusia look if she had a monster futa cock that was leaking 24/7
w-what about a regular cock that behaved normally
>>576993196well she would look like versusia
>>576976731I could use a mexican maid...
>>576993395I get the one on the left
>>576989278ArcSys Vs Cygames when?
>>576989430That's my nigga Mars People
>>576993262yeah it was disappointing to check the booru for nikke and futanari and it was all hyper dicks I like huge breasts and asses but could do without the hyper cocks
>>576994057Futa has suffered the most from the porn singularityIt'll come for the rest of you too
>>576994057there should be a thing where people red line futa porn but make the red line just a giant cock outline
>open booru>cag with a huge cock>cag with a poopdick>open granblue pixiv>furry wolf creature with a huge cocki hate futanari august
>>576994436uhhhh what
forget about penises. besides your own
NoYou were supposed to let it dieIt was finally going to die...
>>576998857it wasn't, i was gonna make an abhorrent nier post.
september 17th... that's a lot of season 3 castposting
>>576999732who is this semon demon
>>576999968flam=glass or twin elements depending on who you ask
>>576999732the fuck did they do to fediel
>>577000145post more of this semen demon
>>577000289the internet is gay and lame and useless so there isn't much honestly>>577000210twin elements is all the way back from rage of bahamut I believe
>>576999732that's a lot of catsposting....
https://x.com/i/status/2086443967965696298the wamdus cosplayer is an actual midget
>>577001030i wanna see her pubes
aiiee
the whistles go
>>577001224CRUSH
>>577001558PULVERIZE
DEFECATION
>>577003362i read it as deification
leave fukuhara to me. I'll set him straight and get him to realize it was actually august 17th not september 17th
oops it's november 17th now
I miss brick
alhamdulillah we shall behead rat infidels
Wamdus is onahole sized
zonertroons aren't welcomed here.
>>577005029Wilnas is so lucky
full list of characters who are welcomed here? I don't want to rock the boat
>>577005385Gran and his rival Blueeveryone else is extended universe shit consumed by secondaries
>>577005385DjeetaZooeyNier (if you're in the groomercord)
>>577005385Eustace Versusia
Versusia's areola are blue.
>>577005929that's disgusting
>>577005929mschlurpblueberry...
>>577005957no
bwick said white lives don't matter
>>577005539>>577005596these are zonertroons
>>577007354of course he did
>>577007354whites got us into this mess
>>577007354nigga played tokon for one day and immediately demanded an armed uprising
tey tey!
>>577008183kusoge got niggas going insane
We need to take care of our euros. They're going extinct. We must cherish the ones we have left.
>>577010082we must make a shrine to dumbhander and EUyool
Yeah suck my fat EU corn, and suck it good!
>>577010252Not you. I fucking hate you.
>>577010252i see you shitting up the tokon thread with the ingrid spammer... traitorous corn.
SUCK IT DAMN YOU
>>577010562fuck you I like him
>>577010652Nigga that's slanders, I didn't buy Tokon, I don't like tag fighters, I have no reasons to dwell in their threads.Now why are YOU in the tokon threads?
>>577010815jerking off to danger
homosexuals lost
I'm going to smush kothander
>>577007354clip?
yeah clipping her disgusting nails (not claws)
*smushes your post*
>>577013568
>>577007354big if true
>>577013568>>577013742Mere seconds before an unsuspecting anus get violated.
homosexual
I do not associate with basketball people
>>577013568sheep lacks the stat requirements to make such a face
Maximillian Dood has uninstalled TokonIt's Totally and utterly over
>>577013990but how does this affect granblue fantasy versus: rising?
>>577014229is that a chicken breast panini?
>>577014525god that looks fucking good but since it's KFC I bet it's shit
Mexican Djeeta for season 3
>>577015665Isn't Mexican Gran infinitely superior for no reason
>>577015874women can't be mexican
>>577016016true, when i was in school the mexican girl grew a moustache
>>577015874Sovl
I need a bite from Veight
good morning
>>577019238https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tkrSqt576wofirst one
>>577019835What the fuck is this slop you retarded nigger
>>577019835You seriously think I am going to click on that? Lmao, you're top 0.01% retard on this site, and that says a lot
>shorts
>>577019904>>577019957not my fault all the joy was sucked out of your life that you cant even enjoy a silly video mrs top 0.01% long gone
I'm gonna click it!
>>577020115ahahahaha
total corn destruction
>>577020103i couldnt find a normal video of it and im not gonna filter through 100s of them all for 10 minutes just so the council of 4chan autists approves my link
>>577020115>NOOOOOO CLICK THE LINK WITH THE NIGRESS, CLICK IT!!! YOU'RE JOYLESS IF YOU DON'T!Just end yourself.
you guys complain about the weirdest shit
Just click it.
>>577020334im only clicking a short if its created by the TO himself
>>577020306It looks like the sloppiest sloppity slop shit that only retarded politics addicted TV watchers golems would watch, you're unbelievably retarded for liking it and thinking there's nothing wrong with it. The guy calling you top 0.01% retard was on the point. #trvke #BC #66L
Zoi.
>>577021241
goodnight forever gbvsg
>>577022885see you tomorrow
the update for Id AKA the new 66L character will still be in fucking september btwthe tokon pc port being ass doesn't magically mean rising is a better game either btw, it doesn't magically fix all the awful shit in this game in case you didn't notice
>seething out of NOWHEREGood morning sister!
>>577024294Cockroaches proliferate, GBVSR is more like one without wings and neutered contained inside a jar, I wouldn't call that a victory.
>>577019835Wrong link?
>>577024294Based
observe this danchou
page 10 hit on a normal thread >>577036748step it up, necrobump sister!
truthfully I don't think the 2.6 patch will revive the thread
>>577037027>both Pachi games need a super mega duper miraculous patch to save bothFunny.
season 3 announcement anyday now
How do we revive the euros my grubbas?
>don't play much for a week or two due to real life circumstances>anons start hallucinating your ghost haunting the lobby and howling DAS GAWDLIKE from the beyond
HelloHow are you feeling today?Will you eat something nice?I missed you...
>>577037841yesssssssgo back to shotos like every game out therewhoa! did he just DP my jump?!DID HE REALLY WHIFF PUNISH WITH THE BIGGEST BUTTONS IN THE GAME?!oh my GAWD DID HE REALLY JUST CORNER TO CORNER ME OFF OF BASIC BNB?no way, no wayHE SPACED THE NORMALOH BUT LOOK AT THE MEATYYYY
EU lobby near(nier) the jukebox for some open lobby games if anyone is up
>>577020242you'll regret flaunting the council!
>>577038452YESI'M TIRED OF GIMMICKSI'M TIRED OF TRICKSI'M TIRED OF NEUTRAL SKIPSI WANT GOOD OLD HONEST NEUTRAL REEEEEEEEEGAMERA AGAIN WITH THE FUCKING FAR MEDIUM MOTHERFUCKER
bruise lobby up
>>577038332Do not pretend to be others
HAHAHAHAHA, I mean-I just, I just-I'm just gonna block you for playing Belial! HAHAHAHA! I'm not gonna play against him!!! HAHAHA!!! That's all!
digging up others' corpses in the thread
I miss the god fwehgger he was nice
Pretty sure the first time I played someone from this general, asking here for games, it was a Nier.We met on one of these floating islands that you need to jump to. The secret lobby wasn't created back then.
>>577039119For me it was a room. It was 9/9 and I patiently waited for my turn. I played with a lobbyanon and that's where I fell in love with the game because I had tons of fun
I still remember the first time I joined the lobby and everybody was so nice to me
>>577038821Hope you're queuing in Japan because that should be more active right now.
im literally letting out hot liquid shart out of my booty
>>577021241*mouth opens*huh?
only meth zoi can save /gbvsg/
>>577001030The last one died so that we could have a lore-accurate Wam
>>577041749She still had so much to live for...
>>577024294
avatar is doing fine thoughbeit
>>577045280haha 96, like 69 but backwardsand the 3 is like boobies
>>577045280The cockroach represents /gbvsg/ not GBVSR
Doomposter has been really quiet lately
>>577045280jappas really like their grubbathis games situation really feels like sf6 all over again
time to buy tokon, grubbashttps://x.com/MARVELTokon/status/2086784868835352624
>>577046360I'm not installing a rootkit sony
>>577046360I'd rather slurp 50 nigger cocks than playing that game
>>577046360>go play a game where everyone is LowainI don't hate myself that much.
>>577046558if everybody is lowain then nobody is lowain
>>577046360I'm not being cynical but I don't think they're going to fix it. I do hope they manage it though.
>>577046558That would be one way to fix GBVSR I guessBut no, only the Elected Ones get to do it while you try to play your "neutral" or whatever the fuck you're trying to do as they rape you and everything you stand for
>>577046360I want to fuck Danger, Storm, Kamala and Magik but I ain't playing that shit nigga
>>577046360i can't even buy the game because of region lock
>is that anime Street Fighter??? oh I know, add my boyfriend who can airdash and the 2H covers the entire screen and he has fullscreen neutral skip that grant a fullcombo on hit and are safe on block and he can 50/50 mix you and and and and->what we need to nerf him? fine... but now make vaseraga the same and cag and lowain WAHEEEYYY yeah yeah buff my broski bro! he's so cool he's my broKill FKHR
>>577046360I'm busy playing avatar sorry
>>577046856>i'm brownmy deepest condolences
>>577047071be nice to stinky or suffer the consequences
https://x.com/BottuXD/status/2086689771884261810
>>577047143>baby input super
>>577046856Madagascarbros....
*takes a massive Meg and flushes the Vane, cleans his ass from the Heroic Beat (VS Vane) that were left* Alright time for some gaming
>>577046360>costs the equivalent of $90 for me to buy the base version on Steam>can't get a refund from GMG or Fanatical if the game still runs like shitNah, they had one chance and they screwed it up.
Patch is out. Lets see if they fixed fps
>>577045812he unironically went over to Tokon, and now they get to get hit with their DSG even though it's way more populated than us even with a bad PC port
>>577048397No one expected anything from Grubba and never bothered with itTokon was supposed to save humanity
>>577047071t. ranjeet roberto nguyen
there's nothing wrong with being brown. the greatest granblue player is brown
https://x.com/kagefumi8585/status/2086574240677998958
>>577049993we found TO's secret account
>>577049993crusty Zooey
>>577049993Zoi would never!
DSG
>>577053487
ZFGzoi feet gang
>>577053942aniwa.. ur gwacoma...
sheep won't need sight where we are going
>>577054916BAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
Sheep luvs you... why would you do something like that...
sheep doesn't love meno woman would ever love meespecially not one with big boobies
I love her so much I want her inside meis that too greedy of a desireI want her to become a part of mepiece by piece
what if you dryhumped her and just never stopped and slowly fused with her skin and got absorbed into her body haha wouldnt that be weird haha
>>577055915how can you say you luv sheep if you wouldn't eat her
do you really luv a girl if you wouldn't swallow her waste
>>577056596sweat, pee, spit, nopoo, vomit, yes
haha what if you drank anila's period blood
>>577056761blood tastes good...
I miss when the threads were just gay and weird
>>577056395just ask someone on /v/ to mod Anila into Fear&Hunger
>>577054916Post more PSYCHOjiita
>>577058418
>>577056248Based CagGAWDhttps://litter.catbox.moe/8aj150monwcw1ar5.png
I am most definitely not clicking that
>>577058764why is she naked for this
>>577058953You made the right decision
It was loading like one pixel per 3 seconds so I had plenty of time to close it before anything bad was shown.
why would he share that with us
>>577058764lol
i've seen worse
>>577053487me as the fish who slides in from the left, late to the lobby party
i uninstalled dotanow i need something else to do instead of sharting
tokon lobby doko?
>>577059526I see your ISP despise catbox too.It's particulary painful when someone try to share a webm or .mp4 file
patch didnt do anything for my performance despite me being well above minimal requirements, pending for a refund rn
https://x.com/touko_tentacle/status/2086730462731600201 fweh in her rightful place (pornographic)
Who in the world would bother to draw or commission ferry porn
>>577060262Buy Fortune Summoners Special Edition, maybe it'll convince the dev to finally work on a sequel.
>>577060767Based artists
>>577061094That's the harvin god, though.
>>577061190Sure, but he's also no limiting himself to Harvins.
>>577060767she's pretty good looking it's just that she has no defining personality traits (she almost had one and then it got shaved away because it was her being abrasive) and I want to fucking kill her in versus but that makes her good for pornfapping to characters I like as characters always felt weird to me, personally. I wouldn't want people jerkin off to me
fweh is for gentle lovemaking
i can only jerk off to characters i like as characters and i can only jerk off to them acting in-character
discord
>>577061094that ferry image is some vile shit she's a toddler
fweh is for gentle rape by megod, what a perfect slender body, all females should look like this
>>577061465>she's prettyagreed
>>577061657make it
>>577061769pretty dumb
I will not be joining your discord, my cliquingtons
>>577046360>This update vaguely includes PC performance and stability improvementsdon't care, they need to naked dogeza while describing exactly why it ran like shit, along with showing the math before I'll be convinced
whats the point in making a discord for usjust to see who were the shitposters all along? that will ruin all the dynamics
god, what a perfect voluptuous body, all females should look like this
>>577062193>just to see who were the shitposters all along? that will ruin all the dynamicsSad to think that some deranged mind in here actually think like that.
>bluecuck has an opinion
>>577062349whats the problem
>>577062194he says as he posts a completely off model and greatly improved ferry
>>577062650I want to board this Ferry
>>577061556>i can only jerk off to them acting in-characterHow would Djeeta behave as its in-game character?on a different note I kinda hate when they make pure characters super slutty like YaiaVideo not related
>>577062965Ferrylingus
>>577062194this onemore like this oneeveryone should look like this
>>577063178i think everyone should look like galleon, personally
but I don't want to look like galleon I want to fuck galleon
>>577062193it would be fun.we all join the discord server. type "hi" and post some nier. and then radio silence and back to shitposting here 24/7
>>577038332dead inside. i was outside in the 99 degree heat most of yesterday. i ate leftover bacon in a wrap.
GIVE PRAISE FOR HE HAS NO EQUAL
>>577064594why do you guys type this in all caps when the actual song is him whisperslurring "give preaaeese"This meme made me think it was being said in a cool angellic choir but the song is garbage
JITA ANUS SNIFFA
niia...
>>577064726Grub memes are all lame, gay and bad. Gbvsg memes are better
>>577063586improved rat
>>577063586downgraded rat
>>577064726it's a passionate whisper so it's in caps
>>577063586american rat
>>577063586rat
>>577063586EU rat
>>577065262it's really not
>>577065428yes it is
>>577065348we don't like those here
>>577065650He won and gave birth
The only erotic thing about Ferry is her back
ok fine, her back and her armpitsbut they're still nothing special
does this game have any QoL mods? I'm tired of my normals being able to whiff or not being allowed to press buttons without getting counterhit just because my opponent outplayed me, I don't have time for that, I need to get GM
Ferry is the prettiest
>>577065872she has nice bones and her flexibility is very underappreciated
>>577066090of all time.
i want to grub but i don't want to sweat
>he sweats while playing grubyou playing against kojicoco or something
he meant eating, he sweats while eating
your mama so fat her picture loads a pixel per 3 seconds
>>577066102Anon desperately trying to find something, anything to say about ferry, no not that, that's tiny, that sucks, no not that either, all of her flesh is thrown to the side in a pile and he goes aha! look at this! she has a very nice skeleton doesn't she? (it's a completely unremarkable featureless skeleton)
>>577066610no im thinking you could contort her very easily into a suitcase and have a very pretty suitcase. you can save a lot of money on air travel.
>>577066610camera pans to nier eating from the pile
If you want more Ferry - aka Perfection, you can just ask.
Just had a good wank.
>>577065262>whisperingExplain thishttps://youtu.be/hr08k6Y4wbo?t=361
>>577066849did you cum in good faith
>>577066854>your fate is all but written>not only is it not over retard, but it also isn't overwritten
>>577067049do you... know what overwritten means??
Man I was wondering why didn't EdGoneBad join the starlight tournament He's the ranked queue boogeyman I'm told, must have an absurd winrate and he plays the best character in the game. It's even an online tournament.One thing I wonder is if even being as good as he is, he's no match for pros
>>577067270ed played tokon once and gave up videogames apparently
>>577067270I don't think I ever saw him play in tournaments ever. He's just a ladder monster. His playstyle works well in ft2 but I guess pros could get used to it and fuck him over a long set
You know, it's kinda crazy that the internet is so far gone that this isn't an anon posting here.Unless it is, then GG
>>577067270none of the zonertroons are very good
>>577066854>we could have just gotten a version of this theme that starts here at the good part>instead we got the stupid off-vocal chiptune versionFKHR can't even do his angelslop homoshit justice
>>577067479plap is reddit now bud
>>577067409bros should I play Tokon? imagine giving up video games forever and spend that time on something productive...
ew
>>577065348>>577065650
>>577067929You're my friend and I will defend you
>>577067409Very understandable
>>577067750the only erotic cag picture
>>577067929Fuck off back to your sewer.
>>577067479Chad
>>577068178
>>577068130cagliostroon is a heterosexual male
>>577068341gross
>>577068341cute but tits too big...
*mogs your old man*
do you guys think i'll ever kiss a girl
>play ranked>get matched with vaseraga>quit ranked2.60 can't come out soon enough
>>577068538>>577068384
>>577068580>>>
>>577068580bazzeraga will still be there in 2.60
why do you have terrible eyesight? get that fixed
should I learn the matchup?
>>577068570your main?
>want to do 22H>do 236H instead>combo dropsThis happens way too often lately.Blaming my controller.
>>577068657you somehow thought this was... *less* gross?
>>577068786i stared at the sun as a child
>>577068786i dont have money for glasses
>>577068889
Metera is a sexual female
>>577069304truecagliostro is not
>>577069304most homosexual post this thread
quick lets get some namedrops going before the thread ends
>>577068657old man holding a massive shit
Diaphone futa on female penetration while kissing
>the troons woke up
>>577069942ecchi shiyo? *shiko shiko*
>>577068657love this one
>>577068787does learning change anything?
>>577069696Namedrop that guy. You know who I'm talking about.
>>577071187Me? Yeah, I'm glad to namedrop myself
>>577067409A friend of mine had a meltdown after being let down by videogames for a couple of years now with tokon being the latest and bought a lathe and wood router to pick up woodwork
>>577071342giwtwm
>>577072630>>577072630
