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Lipstick on a Pig Edition

>Latest patch:
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450?emclan=103582791474686175&emgid=680756685198854910

>Steam Page:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/

>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/

>How do I git in?
Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.

>How do I git gud?
Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.

Additional Resources:
>Unofficial Wiki
https://deadlock.wiki/
>Collection of useful character builds
https://deadlockmeta.com/
>New Player Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/
>Advanced Movement Guide
https://www.dlmovement.wiki/
>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)
https://statlocker.gg/
https://tracklock.gg/
https://deadlock-api.com/
>Unofficial Competitive News
https://edl.gg/
https://www.deadfrag.com/
>Unofficial Voiceline Viewer
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/

Threadlocked: >>576879515
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When are they buffing Silver
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>>576954009
the wife
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>>576954095
when they realise ivy's gun being half as good as the next gun is a sign she's underpowered in lane
>NOOOO SHE CAN HEAL FOR 100 HP EVERY 40 SECONDS IT'S OP!
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>>576954009
The Lipstick unironically makes her uglier.
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my stat lines are always like this and I don't know if it's good or not.
low damage, low deaths, high kills and assists. most of my kills are in mid/late game too.
it's like I do 0 fluff damage and only deal damage when there's a kill.
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Why is there no special tweak to Silver's melee in wolf form?
There is no reason to ever melee because it pauses your attack cooldown for so long you lose DPS
In fact I'm pretty sure you can get two attacks off before even a light melee comes out so you ALWAYS lose DPS
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When are they nerfing Silver, Apollo, Ivy, Billy, Viscous, Pocket, Mirage and Dynamo?
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https://youtu.be/2wasOfJlcUk?si=UTbpMjUxg--qxy0E
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is there any particular reason celeste gets a spell with infinite height that goes through all walls and ceilings besides it being a tranny dev's self insert
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t4 purple item that let's you leave your soul behind, reducing your max and current health by 20%. The soul has a max health of 20%, but only has 20% of your current health at the time of use.
You can press the item again at any time to snap back to the soul, rehealing you for whatever health the soul had left. If the soul dies, you can no longer snap back, and the health does not get refunded.
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>>576954454
>buy this item
>lose the game because I used it twice and have 200 max health
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>>576954452
don't forget she does 2000 DPS with 3 amp stacks and max EE (which she'll have no issues hitting). most people don't realise she hits this dps because you're usually dead before then.
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>>576954383
you forgot mcniggis, nigfernus, wraith and nigtor
also apollo is weak as hell dude
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>>576954573
Sorry you get your 20% max health back regardless, should've clarified that, but you don't get any heal if it dies.
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>teammates feeding, teammates flaming, game's a stomp
>about to get annoyed
>"wait a minute... this is standard"
>stop caring
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>>576954452
yes its nice for checking midboss without face checking
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they need to change the final round of street brawl to something else

fighting around the walker is always just complete cancer
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>>576954710
As intended
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>>576954939
Guardian > walker > patron
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>>576954939
>ivy, paradox, geist, or paige on enemy team
>you are literally never winning unless you god roll items or they're retarded
the mode is doomed as is desu
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This game makes me miserable
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>>576954220
>56% winrate but she's slightly disadvantaged for the first 3 minutes PLEASE BUFF NOW
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>>576955273
This but Silver
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>>576954710
If you dont care why are you playing it
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>>576954220
tether affects heal creep heals
it's a shit ton more than 100 hp every 40 seconds lmao, ivy downplayers are delusional
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if ivy gets real nerfs (first real nerfs in about a year or more) the downplayers will cry bloody murder but she will stabilize at 53 or 54% winrate because stone form and her wombo combo are that good no matter how many nerfs she eats
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>>576955828
her entire kit is overloaded as fuck, her ult is mirage ult but on a shorter cooldown
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McNiggis should lose 10% of her current HP any time one of her turrets die
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>>576955420
ivy downplayers are all eternally bricklow they dont even know how her kit works
>>576954454
cool idea but maybe aids to play vs
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>haze smokebomb takes her out of combat so spellslinger doesnt proc when you use it
everything about this hero makes me sad
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>>576955420
ivy players genuinely believe that because their gun is just below par for laning phase and excel at literally everything else and every other point of the game (including gun in late game) that she sucks
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If they want Calico to not be a gay oneshot engine then they gotta buff leaping slash so its actually usable, melee Calico TTK is way higher and its more fun to play
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Ivy players could all mass suicide and the world would become a better place
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>yamato still not nerfed
what the fuck are these devs doing man
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>>576956823
this but dynamo players
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>>576954220
>SHE CAN HEAL FOR 100 HP EVERY 40 SECONDS IT'S OP
you get 3 ability points by 2600 souls (which every ivy will always put into stoneform) so it goes down to 15s and heals for more like, 3 or 4 minutes into the game
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>>576956542
ivy is good but not because of her gun lol wtf are you smoking
she's a bottom 5 gun scaler into late game and her gun boost just gives fire rate which doesn't helps offset the shitty mag size so the sustained DPS barely changes
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They should give McGinnis a metal counter and swap her heal for a passive related to that.
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>>576957018
you're either retarded and lying, or so bad at the game you deal no damage lol
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>>576953841
You are obviously doing well with her so I am asking for advice as a desperate man.

Took a break for a few months, came back to see where the rank update puts me but I want to polish off a handful of characters I had sitting shy of qualifying for ranked queue and Silver is one of them. I've had no trouble getting the wins I need on the others but I need 1 win with her and it just isn't fucking happening. I definitely know I'm at least part of the problem here because my stats are never good by the end (though I am never #1 feeder, usually middle of the pack for deaths), but what feels like the worst part is lane, I have no clue how to even play a neutral outcome lane with her right now, I can't play aggressive until ult and it feels like every character can just dive on her with minimal consequences so "playing safe" in lane is just not engaging in lane at all.
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MCGINNIS PLAYERS ARE ALL BRAINEAD NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
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>>576957018
1 i didnt say it was "because of her gun". learn to read
2. you're a retard if you think "just gives fire rate" is a fucking negative on a character buying capacitor and siphon bullets
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>>576957221
the fact that you can rolfstomp shitters in brick rank with a meme build does not make it good
i am literally OBJECTIVELY correct
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>>576957326
Unless you're brick there's no point playing her
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>>576957542
>meme build
i pulled that from the top ivy player's match history
so good to know you're retarded AND bad
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>>576957326
kill their team before their team kills yours.
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>>576957617
how you explain that data table then
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>>576957617
Too bad you couldnt pull it from your own match history shitter
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>>576957542
>capacitor ivy is a meme build
holy bricklo.
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>>576955273
>>576955420
This is one of the reasons Deadlock can be unfun on a lot of heroes. Because they have some bullshit OP mechanic, the rest of their kit has to suffer. Ivy can get great healing for her lane partner, therefore her gun should do zero damage. That's not fun, even if they figure out how to "balance" it to a 50% winrate

Why not just put the shared healing on a higher tier so she doesn't have it immediately, and let her gun do damage?
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>>576957058
They should replace her abilities with engineer's buildings while they're at it.
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>>576957781
no dude it gets better than that tether is a 37s cd you can't even use it consistently on each wave and even if you stoneform off that the shared healing comes out to like 40 health. retards will say she deserves a bad gun because of this.
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>>576957534
you're buying capacitor and siphon bullets specifically because your gun by itself deals no damage so actual gun buffing items instead of meme semi-support/green items do nothing for her
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>>576957720
You see that section where it says bullets per second? Go ahead and click that and sort from highest to lowest and then realize that some items deal more damage the more fire rate you have. I'm glad you're probably so bricked that I'll never have you in one of my matches lmao
>>576957747
lol
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>>576957910
>you can't even use it consistently on each wave
waves are every 30 seconds anon
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>>576957927
on hit gun effect chances use normalized chances based on fire rate
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>>576957781
>Because they have some bullshit OP mechanic, the rest of their kit has to suffer.
but thats the thing, ivy's entire kit is good. there isnt a bad thing about her BESIDES laning phase gun. she actively excels at pretty much everything
>>576957921
>"ivy gun doesnt do damage"
>it does
>"NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT"
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Total ivyfag death
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Ivy is what trannies think Silver is
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>>576958107
It is still a better item on heroes with higher fire rate, legitimate question, do you have a learning disability?
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>>576958440
i'm wondering if you do, which items and can you provide any proof of this?
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>>576958142
you will get severely outdamaged by any hero with an actual gun and investment into it, because they actually benefit from the better gun items that just give damage/fire rate/shred
the only thing ivy's gun specifically excels at is using capacitor and it's not even that much more impressive than other high firerate heroes anyways it's more that it's her only viable option to deal damage with the gun
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>win almost every placement game getting mvp in a bit of them
>only lost two
>get seeker
excuse me what the fuck?
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>>576958440
and can you show me where this supposed "extra" dps from "certain items" outweighs the raw dps of ivy's gun dps?
i'll wait
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glad everyone is dunking on ivyniggers right now. They deserve it
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>>576958607
the game already knew where you were going to be placed before the placements, your results on it affect maybe 1 subrank up or down
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>>576958607
Welcome seekerGAWD
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>>576956795
Melee Calico is gay oneshot machine thougheverbeit.
Spirit-wise there are tons of much stronger guys.
The only problem with Calico is that the cat is fucking fast, invisible on minimap and if that fails, she can just invicibility Ult out away from ganks if you drop silence/slowing/whatever from her for even a split second. Thing is if you remove any of that she loses all reason to exist. The Doorman problem.
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Ye i just had 3 brawl games terminate because of a leaver in a row and all 3 of these games were stil playable
Why did yoshi do it?
If peope didnt want to continue they could just leave
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is seven still the most brain dead hero to win games in ranked
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>>576958912
its unironically a support like paige or graves if you go zombie swarm build
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>>576958912
miku is. broken at low elo, high elo and pro play. character literally plays itself
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>>576958912
you need an extremely high IQ to play seven, you need to do complex calculus on a three dimensional function in real time to figure out who you can hit and can't hit based on the rate of your ult's expansion
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>>576958746
>>576958737
i was arcanist before...
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>>576958989
who the fuck is miku
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>>576958912
Ball and gun hero.
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what's this retarded shit everyone regurgitates about seven wanting to farm all fucking game? every hero wants to farm and buy items doesn't mean they disappear into the jungle and lane janny for 40 fucking minutes. sevens a dangerous hero on his own and he doesn't need 50k worth of items to participate
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>>576957927
>realize that some items deal more damage the more fire rate you have
source: trust me bro
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>>576959170
mcginnis
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>>576958974
>zombie swarm build
only at low elo maybe
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>>576959227
meme back from when that was actually true almost 2 years ago that stuck around
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>>576959275
why is she miku
is there like a hatsune miku mod I'm not aware of or what
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spider hero when?
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>>576958576
>>576958709
>>576959247
https://youtu.be/0FpCoSZOlF0 Here is a great video on the subject, along with the calculator they use in the description.
You're not going to watch it whatsoever, but you can go ahead and go to the calculator and plug in some different numbers for hero bullets per second and figure that out for yourself.
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>>576959305
>t. high elo seeker GAWD
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>>576959446
yeah i wasn't even the original anon i just wanted to antagonize you until you posted proof
you're right i'm not gonna watch that, i already know you're correct
sorry anon i don't know why I do this i think i genuinely have a problem
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>>576959369
old yamato voice used to call her Miku ginnis and a really thick stereotypical asian accent
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sasuga ivyfaggot
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can't imagine the kind of retard who plays mcginnis
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this astroturfing form graves players HAS to stop
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The game needs more Mirage.
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>>576946601
bro hes a healer what did you expect? its not like everyone is on the same level in the beginning
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This Ivy discourse is a psyop to take away from the fact that Silver is still blatantly OP DONT FALL FOR IT
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>>576953841
why are you posting my match history bro?
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>>576959446
wtf this guy has bbw Ivy installed lmao
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>>576946601
>WTF WHY IS THIS SUPPORT CHARACTER DOING 1K DAMAGE AGAINST A SHIV + VINDICTA THAT CAN MASSACRE HIM IN AN INSTANT WHY ISNT HE DOING MY DAMAGE WHERE I PRESS ONE FROM A HIGH PLACE AND DO 300+ DAMAGE AIEEE
muhhh scooore dood kda damage dood doood do damage against the character that flies as rem dude home your pillow directly at her bwo take every knife from shiv bwo just do damage
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Man, this is so cool
I love my team and I love buying knockdown instead of Rem because he decided to go "carry"
Such is life of Brick
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>>576959765
whenever im duoing with a friend and theres a yamato we always make fun of her voicelines
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>>576960338
Why are seven players so retarded
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>>576957326
Build Spirit Silver gun silver with le Hunters Aura Express Shot and Berserker is a fucking noob trap Spirit Silver with something like Artic Blast is so fucking good but everyone would rather go le weighted shots le hollow point or whatever
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>>576960446
I legit don't know
He ulted in rift, got stunned once and never used his ult again
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gonna make a mod where mina has a BVC (Big Vampire Cock) that flops around and slaps people around with it and when she ults the bats fly out of her cock.
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>>576960338
>witchmail rem
FUAAAAAAAAAARK
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>>576957781
she's doesn't have a great gun because she heals, she doesn't have a great gun because she can fly around to rat and then stone form disjoints all disables on reactions
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>>576960338
you should be forbidden to buy spirit burn without answering a pop quiz on how it works
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>Wow this match seems really hard
>Check stats post game
>m1 carry hero faggots doing the lowest damage on the team
without fail
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>>576960768
you won't do it, you don't have da balls
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>>576961532
you know the game's actually kinda flawed because most people cant aim for shit
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>>576960768
>be me
>Rem
>Farming my camp
>Suddenly minas comes up
>Uses rake
>Giant veiny cock slaps me so hard it fractures my skull and sends me flying into the wall
>die
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>>576960338
you have ten deaths, don't blame anyone else but yourself.
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What do you guys think of my Seven build?
Pls rate
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Why does mr streamer say venator ios rall y good
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>>576961763
sovl...
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>>576961762
that's not me tho
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>starts a green text story about shitty teammates
>they were shitty subhumans and i was carrying really hard
>i lost anyways
>who was phone
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>>576961763
pure kino
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>>576961763
enduring spirit my beloved
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>>576961874
>get two rejuvs
>billy and yamato immediately run all the way back to base despite having the bog standard never die builds

I DONT WANNA BE
I DONT WANNA BE ME
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>>576957781
what are you talking about retard if you play a dogshit build on any hero it will be a bad time.
who the fuck told you to buy daedalus on zeus?
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>>576961763
hollow point ward and enduring spirit...
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>>576962000
i regularly play extremely low mmr dota games and frequently go daedalus on zeus, it's funny as fuck
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Was Haze a human at some point or just some sort of shadow entity that decided to become a glownigger
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>>576962168
she just a normal bitch, she wearing glownigger tech tho
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>>576961763
>back when the tumblr audience didnt find the game
sigh...
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>They made him wash his hands
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>>576956971
Extra regen heals for 2.5 every second. That's 150 health a minute for anything up to an extra 90 with out of combat regen. You get one tether for 12s every 37s, so almost every wave. Assuming you used it to stoneform and not for combat you're healing your ally for 40 health once every 37 seconds. Which is comparatively 1.08 HP regen or 65 health per minute. It's less than half as effective as simply buying an extra regen and it only gets worse the more out of combat regen you take into consideration. People's perception of how impactful healing people as an ivy in lane is warped as fuck. It's 1 health per second.
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>>576962596
before he was the drifter he was the saad man
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>>576961763
back when tier 3 and 4 items didnt have a standard buy price lmao
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>>576962716
ivy is literally support, it's fucking wisp/io from dota, TETHER
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So...close
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Imagine a photographer hero and he has 500 voice lines commenting on Vindictas feet
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>>576962843
>cheats
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>>576962910
imagine putting your head under my 1994 Toyota Tundra front tire and I start inching the truck forward
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>>576962837
Yeah but my point is that only becomes at all relevant with a health nova/rescue beam. People are using the possibility of using stoneform to heal an ally as a means to say she should just have the worst laning in the game. No one is going to suggest ivy has weak late presence or anything. But why does her laning have to suck THIS hard? There's the excuse of 'oh yeah but the iframes' as if apollo and dynamo don't have those as well while having strong lane presence.
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>play standard
>get raped by 6 stacks
LOVING EVERY LAUGH. They shouldn't have split ranked/unranked. They should've just given people a solo or duo/party option.
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I kinda want to play Bebop but i don't really know what to build. I'm bad at aiming so its hard to play the gun build, but the bomb build is just so agressively shit. Do i go melee bebop? Do i just ultmaxx and fight every rift? Might be a ring of repick situation
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>>576957996
Yeah and the fact kudzu is 32s and tether is 37s means if you use it at the start of each wave there are going to be waves you don't catch. It's awkward as fuck. Her kudzu and tether should be reduced to 30s if we're going to lean entirely into this to justify why her guns so shit.
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Just now learned that spellbreaker passive is not spirit resilience, but straight up spirit damage reduction which works on tankbuster since tankbuster ignores resilience, not damage reduction
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>>576963128
I guess I'd have to walk out of the trailer park
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So how does Street Brawl matchmaking work now for someone who never played Standard? Would I have to grind out games in standard then also grind ranked to stop matching with shitters?
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>>576954613
>apollo is weak as hell
He literally cannot die.
His 2 and 3 give him invincibility.
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>>576963489
doesnt matter, a GT charge shot is still going to hit you for 1.5k
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>>576962843
nigger
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>>576960159
but graves is a girl
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>>576962843
based retard
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Standard is literally unplayable I will never be able to have my heroes in ranked, gotta make a smurf or something
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>>576962716
Every ivy is putting their first three ability points into stoneform, so it's minimum 100 after one point on top of the extra heal from the heal creep, it's a lot more than 40 health every 37 seconds lol
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>>576955368
practice for ranked
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>>576963387
You go melee+spirit hybrid, i'll post build later
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>>576963650
His nu-riposte got nerf-raped to hell and is one of the worst abilities in the game right now which straight up also just doesnt work and yeets you past your riposte target into the entire enemy team

His 3 gets disabled by a 1600 soul item
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Is she good right now? Her win rate in high rank is like C tier but Metro put her in S tier
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>"hmm i should smurf on a new account in a free for all mode surely that'll change something!"
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I only play Graves, Paige, Ivy, Drifter, Apollo, and Mina.
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>>576962716
>>576964108
That's even ignoring the fact that the healing bonus is reciprocal so anybody you lane with that also heals is gaining value, you're getting extra heal from the heal creep as well, and if they buy any greens that heal you benefit as well. Her gun is slightly worse than others in lane but her laning overall is insanely strong
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>>576959227
You can start raping people on seven the second you have spiritual overflow desu. I don't know if this build is legit. It's coming off the #1 player and it shifted rather dramatically. Lacking toxic bullets. But you do rape people still.
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>>576964554
Bad heroes are S tier ok you just don't know how to play them do you even have hands?
OP heroes are D tier please don't nerf the heroes I abuse for free mmr PLEASE
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>>576964662
>her guns slightly worse
just ignore the fact that everyone else mag dumps heads for 600+ and she's lucky to do 300 assuming perfect accuracy. based upplayer! this is healthy discourse!
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No one says it but vyper is the most overpowered character in the game
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>>576964913
brick GAWD
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>>576964694
thats shaws build and he quit seven and mains infernus now because seven is dogshit in high elo
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>play standard to 'relax'
>get raped by 6 stacks
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>>576964864
She has higher gun dps than most other supports because of her fire rate, and most trades are going to last all of 2 seconds lol, learn 2 slide
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Drifter gawds, is Trophy Collector noob bait? You never see pros buy it on him. His early game spikes are so important that buying a T2 green that doesn't help you until later might be troll
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>>576965034
did he purposefully shit up his build before quitting seven or is that genuinely his strongest build because I feel like I'm getting psy opped. It was good for like 3 games and I'm just getting raped every game now.
>>576965094
let me explain how that works for you seeker-kun
>get shot by 40 damage volleys
>they're weaving in and out of cover to mitigate exposure to your full auto gun that does 4 damage
>do 50 damage
>they did 160
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>>576965195
So you're just standing there in the open letting them shoot you? Are we sure I'm the seeker lol?
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>>576965050
>play standard to 'relax'
I was literally about to do that. I'm four beers in and I just want to play some 'lock
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>>576965174
trophy collector is noob bait in general because if you were playing a game where you get the stacks early enough you were going to win regardless.
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why the fuck is apollo so strong now, i havent played in awhile. Feels like slowing hex does nothing when he gets two stocks of his first spell and it has far better movement to boot. The change to his parry was not that bad, i think its even easier now to cancel shit with it.
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>>576965379
apollo sucks after 20 bro
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>teammates are pulling their weight
>except one; viscous
>constantly overextends and dies
>we lose because of this
Need 2077 to become reality so I can fry these fucks.
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>>576963564
thinking this mode has any sort of matchmaking is so funny
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>>576964554
She's objectively broken fuck and requires little skill to play
Yes bro she needs a AOE silence on her ult that lasts 3 seconds
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>>576963387
>>576964184
here, free climb to ascendant 3 minimum
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>>576965939
world first bottom to top build
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>mokrill gets mystic regeneration
>its now impossible for him to lose lane
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>>576954710
based, us seekerGAWDs know how to have fun in the game
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anyone else here ginkgo biloba maxxing for optimal cognitive processing speed? I down at least 15 of these fuckers before and during a ranked match
any other nootropics/peptides/prescriptions i can abuse to become the most powerful deadlock player of all time?
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>>576966205
try taking some sqiumbleglorpium and do some chinese-maxxing for optimal gameplay
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why are ivy players so desperate to act like she's bad when she has one of the higher win rates in every rank
do they just expect her to be a god tier hero from second 0 when she hits her spike 5 minutes in anyways
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>>576964554
mommy
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>>576966323
>sqiumbleglorpium
I googled it, that doesn't exist
do i use chinese google or what?!
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>>576965174
>This is what the Pyro sees
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>>576965787
It used to rely on your Standard MMR, probably takes from larger range but you'd never get e.g. Eternus players in lower rank lobbies.
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>>576962596
why did he put on lipstick?
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>>576965758
>Need 2077 to become reality so I can fry these fucks.
Too late. I've already uploaded AwkwardBoner.exe to your cybercock. Checkmate, incel.
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Russia actually needs to be geoblocked. How am I supposed to put up with these snowniggers
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VEN IS SO FUCKING SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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>>576965323
yeah no don't it's full of 6 stacks on the weekend it's so fucking horrendous.
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Paradox Carbine build is so fun
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how come some americans say car bean...
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why is it so hard for people to defend high ground in this game?
it's like these retards don't understand the concept and they like to just walk outside of base for fun and then say things like "omg they used 3 ults on me" like no shit retard they have rejuvs and are sieging the base.
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Love it when the normal game gives me the afk team who never, ever, ever under any circumstances crosses the middle line of the map so you lose inevitably over 40 minutes in a non-game
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>>576967114
Because that's the correct pronunciation
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I am so fucking tired of seeing Ginnis every game, what's the point of avoiding a character if you're against one doing the same fucking build every single game
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streetbrawl is unplayable these days holy fuck, it's just aoe slop and vindicta/graves every single match
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>>576965758
Wish granted but the moment you think of the word 'nigger' your circuits fry.
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>>576959446
>17 minute meme zoomer video to explain what a basic fucking item does
jesus christ
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>>576967974
>video is short
>zoomer slop
>video is long
>zoomer slop
you're old lol
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>>576967838
just get the anti nigger implant
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>zoomer slop response
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>>576968126
the fact you need a video at all to understand a two sentence item leads me to believe your skin is brown.
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>>576968445
the fact that you can't read a thread of replies leads me to believe the same for you
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which deadlock streamer is the LTG of >>our community
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>>576968337
>hating and attributing anything you don't like to people younger than you
you've become the whiny old faggot you used to hate lol
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>>576968524
Metro
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>>576968524
Metro wishes he could rival the Polyester Prince
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Someone please tell me how the fuck i'm supposed to play Shiv lategame

Knives at a distance whiff like fucking crazy, diving in is a sure way to instantly die to LIFTING and the only way I can even remotely deal damage is with le ebin dash + a thousand items
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>>576968640
You sit at the back, counter their divers, try last as long as possible so you can execute those enemies with poor sustain.
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>LIFTING
>OPENING
>THROWING BOLA
>WE HAVE YOU NOW
>DOMINE PROTEGE ME, DUM IMPIOS INTERFICIO
>YER DEAD
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>>576968640
99.99% of your contribution late game will be executing and spirit shred.
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>>576966365
they're the proto silver players, weirdo waifufag autists who spam the thread when she gets nerfs. she's never going to be bad with stone form or with the "ult nuke silence knockup kudzu aoe stun" teamfight auto win combo
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>>576967494
why don't they rename it to carbean then
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>>576968998
>AFFLICTION
>I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET
>SLEEP!
>YOUR STAY WILL BE UNFORGETTABLE
>IN HERE, I AM KING
>LET'S SEE WHO'S STILL STANDING
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wivey
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>>576969323
ask the french since it's a french loanword
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Can we get a fucking hotfix for mcg for the love of god holy shit. Cancer.
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>>576970397
no like i feel americans would just rename it to carbean
they do this shit all the time with words
doughnut = donut
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>>576970757
americans this americans that, how about you uh merry some bitches.
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>>576970874
like make them merry?
filled with glee?
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>>576970971
ye.
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Is this game still being pretty actively updated? Every time I look over on Steam it's still basically the same shit it was a few months ago. Unless I'm an out of touch faggot here?
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>>576971015
Mr. West?
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Okay I think skipping Trophy Collector might actually be the play

You're stronger early game when you need to be strong. And if you're actually getting kills yourself you get enough money that way
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>>576971090
they push like 3-4 patches a day to fix urdu localization or some shit
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>>576964642
here's your attention tranny
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>Lan going on
>General isn't talking about
>But when Nightshift is on
>the general is talking about it
I'm beginning to think nightshift has shills that come here in order to engagement farm
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>>576971090
>Unless I'm an out of touch faggot here?
They literally just updated matchmaking and added ranked and just prior to that they added a new KotH objective and brought back the old urn
So yes, you are.
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>>576971090
big content update (next hero batch) is expected in about two months and a shop/item rework sometime this month or early sept
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>>576971394
Why would I give a fuck about NA dogshit
They're all bums.
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Please please please for the love of god stop going back to defend shit. This pisses me off so much. We win a teamfight, they lose two people and three fucking retards on my team go back to defend against a sidepusher who is taking a walker. They get there, the walker survives with 2 hp and we don't accomplish anything in the map. Please just fucking push and take some objective, stop going back you cannot save every objective
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>>576971394
i honestly have no idea wtf lan is
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>>576971094
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>>576971489
Local Area Network
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>>576971489
I didn't capitalize it all but LAN.
>>576971483
Fair enough. All I'm saying is it seems weird how nightshift is talked about here but when another tournamnet that isn't nightshift is going on right now not one peep except for me. Which makes me believe that nightshift employs shills to come here to talk about the nightshift tournament.
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>>576971090
>Is this game still being pretty actively updated?
no i would be surprised if this game fully releases by 2032
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>>576971489
zoomers need to fuck off, how did you even get here
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>>576971541
that's LAN not Lan
>>576971628
i think NS is just both the longest-running and oldest series
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>>576971628
nightshift has been ongoing for almost two years, we mostly follow it because yoshi balances the meta around what they abuse
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>>576971701
hey im a zoomer man and i grew up with LANs we're not all retarded
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>>576971701
i just thought it meant something else because it was written Lan
like why would he say "oh Lan is going" if it's LAN like what LAN event specifically nigga
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Haze is cool. I like when she kills the glowstick man.
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>>576971701
NTA but 4chan isn't some secret club. You have indians posting screencaps and 4chan greentext videos with millions of views. The literal only saving grace about this place is I can others slurs with no repercussion as long as you're not browsing a tranny board.
>>576971776
>>576971743
Ah yeah I'm a newfag to game I only started playing last year.
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>>576971926
you wouldn't say this shit to me on LaN
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>>576971628
I didn’t know it was happening, how’s silver doing?
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>>576970757
doughnut/donut isn't a loanword
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>turret mcginnis on my team
oh by a free win
>has the worst statline in the match
what
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>My Mirage dies walking around their jungle with four people missing as he gets ganked by all four
>types WHY ARE YOU FAGGOTS ALWAYS IN A GROUP GO PLAY VALORANT in all chat
we should euthanize low iq individuals
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>>576971162
i don't think TC has a place in the current meta and design direction (if there is such a thing)
they honestly need to push it to 6,400 and make it scale way harder so the whole is worth more than the sum of the parts
as it stands, like you said, you can just buy raw power or whatever item you need to win early game and snowball rather than banking on MAYBE getting enough kills that you MIGHT have passive income and some minor stats midgame and you MIGHT be able to use that to your advantage but you're still fvcking weak

or maybe just delete it because the closest analogue is like Rehgar's trophy collector in league which is a free unique starting item iirc and serves as a fundamental feature to his champion rather than an overall option for everyone
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>won 5 out of 6 standard matches as echo shard bomb paradox
>the one loss is because I tried carbine

Am I actually good at paradox or am I carried? She's kind of cute I'd onetrick her
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>>576970397
it's pronounced "KARABEEN" (carabine) in French you mutt philistine.
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>>576972896
I feel like every time I play bomb shard any more I get shit on, I dunno. Nothing really changed to make carbine better, has it? Also cute domehead.
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>>576972486
they are suicide pushing for obj damage, giving you space to do other shit as 5+ people react to them every time. if you were hitting your own jungle creeps while mcginnis died, you're the problem
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>>576971162
>>576972852
Trophy is fine right now at 1600, deciding to buy it is not going to be a big gap in power. The thing is that you don't get trophy just for the souls, you get it because of the movespeed and especially because of the ability range. I feel trophy is just kind of bad if your hero doesn't benefit a lot from ability range (like drifter). Its great on heroes who do, like doorman or bebop
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>>576972915
carribean
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Any good panty uncensor mods for graves?
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>>576972852
>>576973136
it just never pays for itself in what you lost in the early game. Maybe it makes sense for people like paige who don't really concern themselves with early game spikes. 1,600 souls early game doesn't equal 1,600 souls late game. Drifter is already a feast or famine hero, buying TC on top of that just doubles down so if your team is struggling you basically have no chance. It's a win more item. It's not terrible but sometimes an early slowing hex or a prudent reactive barrier will net you more as Drifter
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>>576972915
and?
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>>576973136
that's sort of what i mean tho, it's such a non-item
the speed is good for rotating, but rotating in itself doesn't do anything and your ganks aren't any better other than being faster
the souls are better for just... generating souls, but regular items contribute to kills (read: free souls) or clearing waves/camps/boxes faster themselves
the expansion range is nice, but it's rare you'll ever want or need to boost range on more than one ability, especially in the early game where people will likely dump most of their points into a single ability

like it's 'fine', but also most of the time people will just sell it come mid or late game, which seems entirely antithetical to a scaling item
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>win game
>game thinks you're the best play around
>gives you 5 retards next game
aha nigger yoshi when is he going to get raped by a homeless fent addict so Valve can assign a good dev to Deadlock?
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>>576974402
yoshi is holding down the fort for icefrog
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>>576973096
no they had the lowest obj damage too
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I rice all game and I'm gonna be the GOAT of this general
you niggas just wait
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what causes somebody to queue ranked and do this shit
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>>576974705
cute panda :3
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>>576974710
trans prob
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>>576969541
>DEATH IS CUMMING
>YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM CAPABLE OF
>SNEED
>DEY CAN TRY N FITE BACK BUT IT WON MATTAH
>I AM DA COZMOS
>ITS OVER
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>>576974710
retarded nigger that has not played in weeks and is unaware that you can't close doors anymore
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Is ballistic enhancement worth it on viscous or am I a gambling addict?
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Anyway Apollo needs to be nerfed.
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>>576975009
no point to it when his strongest build is splatter
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This game has brought back the worst in me. I am once again calling people "niggers" and "faggots" but it feels so good. After years of playing multiplayer games where any wrong think was quickly dealt with it just feels so refreshing and empowering.

I love Deadlock.
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You know someone is rat/brick when they cry about bebop/billy/apollo/dynamo
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>>576975540
that's right, this is coon country
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>>576974553
icefrog is yoshi's dad
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>>576975540
billy is the strongest hero in the highest ranks as well
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>>576975540
This but Silver
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>>576972896
Need this paradox mod NOW
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>>576975239
I just went 16-0 on Apollo but I don't agree
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>>576971394
They're not streaming it on YouTube so I'm not watching
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Is eido a fraud?
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>yeah your uniform has to be skin tight for uh reasons
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asked claude fable if i could go pro in deadlock and he said dont count on it and then pulled up some warehouse jobs near me
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>>576976304
I'm a lorelet but Haze is basically a glowie who kills people in their sleep right? So technically If she were to ever show up in my dreams I could rape her?
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>>576976428
She'd rape you
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I want to main ivy but I just can't play seriously with her, I always end up just flying randmoly and dropping bombs on things I don't like or hitting enemies for 1hp and running away
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>>576976537
Wrong. Years of forced inceldom would grant be superhuman strength. I would turn her into my sex-slave.
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I'm guessing you can't just use Kelvin's ult to block off the rejuv and take it freely, can you?
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>>576976787
you can't punch it either
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>>576976732
nigga she works for a glowie alphabet agency, she has access to MK Ultra dream manipulation techniques. she'd have your weak mental broken in like an hour.
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>>576976964
just use rem as a human shield
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>entire team is early game characters (only other frontliner is Silver)
>except Geist
>swaps Grey Talon last second
>feeds Wraith 8 kills in lane
Holy fuck actually just remove hero swapping. It just lets my team make worse drafts than the match maker

Dude called me a "lol bab" for telling him how Geist was our only carry. Game was literally lost at minute 0 by that horrendous swap
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>>576977025
Rem's a dream demon. He shows up in lala land, we're double boned.
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>>576976428
Shes just Freddy Krueger working for the CIA
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>>576976964
Nigga, if a fat bottomed black woman showed up in my dreams I would be dripping with sex energy. I would plow Haze so hard not even king Arthur could pull me out.
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>pro meta is just power farming for 45 minutes then ending the game on one big team/mid boss fight
>wraith isnt pick/ban
Huh?
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>>576977064
standard? who cares
ranked? should've carried harder
retard
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>>576977718
thats literally the opposite of the pro meta though?
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Start playing ranked with my roster or grind out 15 wins on Vindicta
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uh deadlock sissys?
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>buys counterspell
>doesn't know how to parry puddle punch
gg
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>>576977728
we don't sign our posts here.
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>>576978257
>>>>NA
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>>576977728
can you even swap in standard? I dont remember seeing the option when grinding out wins
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>>576979029
no
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>>576975280
What else would you put it on?
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>>576978257
Bro didn’t even get the spike smh2bh
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>>576954009
Does green ivy still work?
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>>576975009
NA buys it, eu doesnt
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The melee/parry system is lowkey kinda dogshit. Get rid of the melee noise but also get rid of people being able to turn on a dime.
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>>576979029
yes
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>>576976304
typically loose fitting clothing is ill advised for combat
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>>576979812
>Get rid of the melee noise
Retard
>get rid of people being able to turn on a dime.
Retard
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>>576979732
people buy heal shred these days so probably not
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>>576977894
Vindica sucks
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>>576979029
You cannot.
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>>576979732
I can't wait for people to feel nostalgic for the old base layouts.
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>>576980656
I already do because new layout doesn't allow you to lash ult people into spawn anymore...
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>>576981040
Good.
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>>576977728
I wasn't a carry though...

You don't have to be mean
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Start building lighting scroll on wraith
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>>576981161
Why
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>Team deathballs at blue to take blue walker
>They let haze take both side walkers for free
>We lose, one of them says this is his 6th lose in a row
Gee, I wonder why
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>>576981040
You can still Lash ult people into spawn they just have to be over extended or you have refresher. It is also easier to ult people into spawn if you're fighting for The Hidden King
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The Ivy combo is making my head hurt dude, i'm not a fighting game player. You have to
>Throw bomb
>Kudzu
>Alch Fire
>Vortex web
>Stone form
>Echo shard
>Stone form

All of this in the span of like 1 second. I don't play with quick inputs so i have to press m1 to confirm each of them. Its so hard to get it perfectly right in the heat of battle, you either end up stone forming without either the kudzu or alch fire, or you do it too slow and the stone form doesn't hit
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How come Haze Bullet Dance still sprays in every direction even though it's only a cone now? they should really make it a full circle around her again, and also make it wider, and go through walls, and also do bonus spirit damage.
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>>576981986
do not buy alch fire on ivy
honestly dont buy half of that shit, just buy capacitor and shoot them man
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>>576981986
You get used to it
You can wait until after the first stone form to Kudzu if they can't iframe the stun somehow
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>>576982026
True also she shouldn't be able to move during it
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>>576982410
I'll take that trade.
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>>576968640
>wraith ult mattering when you can just e-shift the entire debuff
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>>576971090
>Is this game still being pretty actively updated?
Deadlock exists so Icefraud can steal a paycheck from Gaben.
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Start building diviners Kevlar on pocket
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>>576982410
It is kind of insane that the gunkata reference ult is not actual gunkata but has her sliding around when in the movie they all kinda stand still and just hold the 1v1 when doing it.
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>>576982770
I don't know why people don't to begin with. The item was pretty much made for him. It even gives duration.
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Start building glass cannon on Venator
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Start building magic carpet on graves
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start building arcane surge on vyper
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Start building Mystic Slow on everyone but Venator
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Start building mystic slow on billy
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dont build cultist sacrifice on any character
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Start respecting indian players on deadlock
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start building glass cannon on ivy
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>>576983612
Okay I was onboard until this
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>>576983612
i dont even respect them in real life, i actively recoil when i see one
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>>576983612
I don't think I've ever heard an indian in this game
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How do I beat mystic regeneration mokrill in lane?
>>
Lone maiden spotted. Initiate chase
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>>576983612
I respect all REAL Indian players (American Indians)
poojeets are not real indians they are fecaloids
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>9 mins into lane
>Neither tower has taken damage
>Both sides do their sinners
>No kills
Holy shit, Deadlocked
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Dispel Magic is way too strong for an item that is used reactively rather than pre-emptively
It basically nullifies the only weakness of characters like Pocket
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>>576973747
I know you didn't want to just teleport and die but you not trying to use the free +500 health from knockdown reactive barrier hurts me a little bit.
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>>576984503
Half my games i buy both dispell and counter spell + debuff resist
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>>576984503
just ult him
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>>576984181
nice kills brickgod
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>>576984503
dispel magic has a longer cooldown than slowing hex and silence wave, and you can buy more than one and have more than one on your team
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>>576982621
>You can counter this 50s cooldown ult with a 6.4k item
>Uhhhh what do you mean she can teleport away and wait out the 4s (AHAHAHAHAHAHA FOUR FUCKING SECONDS THE AHAHAHAHAHAHA THE ITEM LITERALLY DOES NOTHING ELSE BTW) damage buff? Just uhhhh just-I mean just....you just gotta uhhhhhh I mean if you-
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>>576981986
honestly you can skip alch fire, as well as vortex if you land the stone form to lock them into chudzu for the immobilize
lowkey like >>576982152 Capacitor slaps for both damage and lockdown

>>576984181
>the hard parry bait
you sick fvck lmao
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>>576984870
you seem upset, if you were better you could just kill her after. its not like shiv has to use stamina to get anywhere
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If you kill enemies with an arrow type attack they should get stuck to walls, HL2 did this like 20 years ago why the fuck doesn't this game do it
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>the hunt begins
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>>576985149
I'm not even talking about Shiv. Wraith is retardedly fucking broken. Her steroid alone makes her win every 1v1 ever unless you invest 10k into counterbuys and she still has one of the best mobility skills in the game, one of the best nukes/debuffs in the game, and one of the best single target CCs in the game.

She's a fraud ELO potion abused by freshly-exposed-by-new-MM frauds like Zergy and has been for like a year.
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Ranked Mode = Which team has nigger wraith
>urmmm just shut her early game downnn!!
early game wins dont matter
first comeback rift almost always goes to the team behind
shutdown gold, comeback rift gold
nearly impossible to end the game before 20-30 minutes
oh wait, unless you have nigger wraith, because shes the only hero allowed to explode buildings
so annoying
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>>576985343
>I'm not even talking about Shiv
the original post is about shiv, im not even going to read the rest of your post because i dont care
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>>576985458
Thanks, I accept your concession.
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>>576954327
wtf is this post
your auto attacks turn into melee swipes where she makes a cool noise and it rends them, why would you want to stop attacking with those especially when its super effective
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>>576985369
lol get lifted dumbass cracka
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>>576985369
>because shes the only hero allowed to explode buildings
Start spamming drain giest
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give me update give me now
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>>576984181
>drifter's comms: hold guys stop the push, there's a paige up there
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I don't know enough about the game yet so I don't comm is that bad
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>>576986303
i just click commend on my entire team unless someone was particularly retarded
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>>576986303
no, just middle click
>>576986369
he means comm as in voip
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>>576985369
Just have a team with 3 decent teamfight ults and auto win. Not that hard to do.
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>>576982871
To be fair, there was an entire scene centered about him moving along with the motions, instead of just standing there
https://youtu.be/4weEXyoXZKs?t=66
Rewatching this put a smile on my face. We will never get an earnest chuunikino like this ever again. Not on a movie screen at least.
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>>576985884
we got an update 1 week ago retard
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>>576985884
we literally got a patch fixing urdu localization early today retard
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>>576984774
>dispel magic has a longer cooldown than slowing hex and silence wav
*hops into briefcase*
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>>576987305
update tards will never be happy
they want new toys because they suck at videogames
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>>576984181
>power surge drifter
assuming this is on the rend, is this good?
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delete sinclair
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Why isnt mystic slow considered mandatory on sinclair?
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>>576987305
that was not a balance pass
they need to do weekly balance passes
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>buy rebuttal first item
>parry fish like a retard
>go 0 5 in lane
>lose the game
never again
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>>576988929
>weekly balance passes
this aint league of legends my nigga
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>>576989003
The secret is to jump, instant airdash and parry all at the same time, so even if your parry catches nothing you get out of dodge.
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>>576988929
I would quit the game if they did this
They already patch too much
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She needs sweet, gentle, tender buffs.
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>>576989480
Nah, she just needs to have every single nerf reverted.
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>>576989040
>>576989140
>thinking mcginnis and mo existing in this state for a second longer is a good thing
retards
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I heckin love when we'd instantly win the game if our retard Ivy would build a single support item or counterbuy and then they go full gun and end the game with the least damage in the match
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Just lost against a silver because Abrams fed and blamed it on lag
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Deadlock is too hard because first person makes it so much harder to be map aware than an unlocked, top-down camera like Dota.
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>>576990295
You lost because Silver is super OP and S+++ tier
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>>576990352
>push lane
>collect nearby stuff
>look at map if enemy is missing
>try not to die
>take more stuff after kills
so tuff game
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>8 years from now Mo will have a Occultists Trail which gives burrow a flame trail or some bullshit

It's weird that I'm kinda excited to see how long it takes for the art style to start taking damage
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how did yoshi fuck up the matchmaking for standard this badly
every other game is just a complete stomp
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>>576990352
It's not first person though
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>>576990745
mixing people who really want their wins for ranked on heroes they absolutely can't play with onetricks who just want stomps
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>alleged "pro" players
>went restoration shot instead of mystic regeneration on mirage
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If you don't queue random pick you are dishonest
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JUST WHY DO CALICO CROSSHAIR DISAPPEAR IN CAT FORM JUST FUCK YOUUUU
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>>576991387
>Love picking random only because I'm lazy and like the variety
>Locked out of ranked because I don't one-trick and dont have enough wins on anyone
Sadness
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>>576991641
i had random pick and most of my roster was unlocked or close to it, just a matter of volume
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>>576991896
Nigger thats like 1200 games on average for an unfinished dogshit game
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>he doesn't have atleast 5000 games
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>>576992074
yeah I have 2000 games retard what you gonna do about it
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>>576984181
why are you shaking so much?
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Start buying rapid recharge on yamato
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15 matches is not enough. Should be 50. If I play a ranked match, and there's a Sinclair on my team, I want mental assurance that the Sinclair is a god at his character. Because anything less is throwing and should be grounds for execution by firing squad.
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>>576992383
ooo my hands awr TWITCHIN in anticipayshunn
dey gunna suffah
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>>576992383
>he isn't off fent while playing drifter for maximum immersion
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>>576992383
I had a really spicy dinner so I ended up drinking a lot of beer really quickly, and then I only had a bit of beer left and thought "better just finish it all" and then I finished a bottle of gin because I can't get drunk on beer. I wasn't drunk but I think it did impair my aim a touch.
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Silver is 100% straight
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>>576992774
This is why trannies try to ruin her
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Silver x Wraith
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>>576984181
This reminds me of the time I added a Paige-anon discord slut and talked to her for all of 10 minutes before we both lost interest/she ghosted me
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>>576991387
I only queue people I don't have 15 wins on
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Silver x Rem
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>>576992886
You couldn't even keep a tranny's attention? You couldn't torture that shit out of me
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>>576992383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Xdi4T8mgI
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>>576992746
>and then I only had a bit of beer left and thought "better just finish it all"
anon...
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Silver's ex is Drifter
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>>576993173
he would never willingly fuck a werewolf
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>Faces the same team again
>lets them have all the same heroes they got raped by last time
???
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>>576992746
>and then I finished a bottle of gin because I can't get drunk on beer
I hate how relatable this is
>>576993160
It's long term thinking. I get it
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>can land insane snipes playing vin while high
>rest of the game is overwhelming in this state
Bittersweet feel
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>>576992383
bros aim looks jerky as zerggys
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>he doesn't queue ranked wasted
ngmi.
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>>576992746
>>576993447
>can't get drunk on beer
buy some Steel Reserve
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>>576994195
I haven't drank in 15 months and I miss it.
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>>576986464
THE WRAITH TEAM HAS LASH DYNAMO
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>>576994338
A healthy relationship with alcohol keeps you sane. Pour yourself a drink lad
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>>576994360
Oh then you just auto lose
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>>576994502
Reminder that abstinence isn't temperance.
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oops
I'm outta here
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>>576993390
Look at the arse on that.
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>>576994338
unironically i envy you
alcohol is fleeting and worthless
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>Silver banned
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>>576994502
Drifter, Lash and Doorman cosmetics
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>>576995818
She's so utterly fucking terrifying. She's got them effortlessly worked now, like an abusive stepmom. Even when she's nerfed to death, they're petrified of her.
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silver needs a full rework
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link to esports?
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I want to play multiple heroes in ranked because the match quality is good, but i also know that not onetricking will cause my rank to go down. But i also know that my rank going down is ultimately meaningless. So i keep playing shit normal matches instead for no reason
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>>576996224
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>>576992397
>buy recharging rush
>it's better cd reduction than sup CD + rapid recharge
Good item.
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Mo and Krill is accessibility character for retards
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>>576996129
only on twitch right now I think
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Where is doorman, I thought he was throw hands up in the air why even bother playing broken
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>>576994019
I'm already bad at aiming and flying as vindicta is literally impossible for me.
Everyones just so tiny and I'm just so shaky.
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I had enough, gut wraith
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Why doesnt leech work on melee damage?
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>>576989886
shoot the turrets retard
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>>576996824
and mcginnis and victor and wraith and vindicta and graves and mnk and
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I hate how melee is an afterthought in this game
There are only like 3 characters where buying melee items makes sense
they just removed 2 melee builds from the game because yoshi doesn't care about us
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>>576997206
This anon just confirmed there will be no new characters released ever again
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>>576997343
I unironically believe that, EOS soon
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damn i hate both teams, how we can make sure both teams lose
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>>576997206
Melee is a very important part of the game though. If you're not sneaking in as many light melees as you can, especially in early game fights, you're missing out on a lot of damage potential. And heavy melees almost guarantee a victory in an early 1v1, for you if you manage to hit them or for your opponent if you miss a parry. Baiting parries, sneaking light melees and knowing how to bait melees into parries are all important skills
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>>576997425
we just wait for the inevitable EOS
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Why do they keep fighting mid?
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>>576997425
Felt I want
>billy
lose
>mina
win
>bebop
lose
>ivy
lose
>calico
lose
>mirage
lose

>yamato
lose
>pocket
lose
>infernus
win
>paige
lose
>viscous
lose
>abrams
win

Damn
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>it's another game where I buy trophy collector and then spend the whole game shoving waves and defending walkers solo
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these casters are dogshit
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>>576997726
what are you watching?
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>>576997782
Guildhouse on twitch, deadlock lan. eido is embarrassing himself
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is this the first deadlock comp LAN? it plays with a live audience pretty well, lots of cheers
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>>576997526
I hate the light melee mind game in particular. From both sides the gameplay is basically gambling on your opponent pressing or not pressing parry randomly, and if you guess wrong you die (especially early game)
It's like street fighter throw loops, where you are actively discouraged from playing the game and are just forced to eat throws, except in that game the attacker doesn't also randomly die.
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>>576997846
>eido is embarrassing himself
more like getting exposed, once a comp scene becomes a real and actual thing a lot of these twitch pub stompers are going to suddenly "not really care for competitive"
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>>576997993
>street fighter throw loops

funny comparison, you don't have to go crazy. when the game goes full release with a million dollar+ comp scene, I think it will evolve into being all about lane matchups
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>>576997846
Do they do that annoying fucking tranny photo shit for mina picks that nightshift does?
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>brawlfag that's only played brawl since winter
>only 16 "real" games from when public alpha release was still hot
>decide to finally suck it up and play a real game again
didn't do half bad actually.
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>>576998173
you don't have to go crazy and just play defensive* I meant
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>>576998196
What?
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>>576997993
Yeah, its pretty much a true 50/50, you can't react so its just about guessing and trying to mindgame your opponent. You either keep eating lights and die, parry and they hit you and they die, or they predict your parry and now you're open to getting heavy'd. I think it makes the early game a lot more dynamic. The thing is that this game is kinda like MvC3 in the way that if you miss a 50/50 you pretty much get touch of death'd, and dying can feel really punishing. On the other hand, this is countered by the fact that getting away from melee range is generally really easy in this game.
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>>576998305
Good, ty
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I'm beginning to not care about my rank or rank title
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>eido claiming that he was lagging on a lan match
Huh?
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it's funny how victor's winrate only gets higher in higher ranked lobbies because it goes directly against the opinion of everyone in /dlg/ and plebbit who says you counterbuy victor easily
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The comms of "pro" teams in this game are horrible kek. When are they going to figure out that 6 players yelling egotistically over one another about information that is visible to all players on the UI isn't helpful
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>>576998373
Caring about your rank in an alpha state game is a fools errand, by this time next year we could easily have gone through another rank reset/rework
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>>576998423
hes playing badly because of the war in ukraine or iran or wherever
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>>576998446
Silver though
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>>576998446
Victor is pretty balanced at the moment, his high winrate is a bit misleading since it's mostly due to Victor players swapping to a different hero if the enemy team has a counter like Pocket.
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>>576998448
Can't believe their team name is actually eido academy, that kids ego is through the roof, anyway, it sounds like a group of randos that don't know each other, comm synergy is non existent and they're largely yelling obvious information at each other, it's screaming people who don't have natural synergy yet
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>>576998448
anon you said it yourself they're not pros lmao they're in a made up circlejerk "pro" league and 96% of major names in the Deadlock scene won't be relevant 3 months after launch if the game isn't dead on arrival.
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>>576998826
>if the game isn't dead on arrival

the biggest thing about this LAN so far is that it gets the crowd hype, which is an extremely positive indication this will be a popular comp game
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deadlock shouldn't have been a shooter game
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>Eido got a better stream than the actual main stream
esports ready production right there
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>>576998826
the reach this game has gotten through pure word of mouth is proof it's not goin anywhere but up
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Holy shit the stuttering on this stream is awful
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Is there even a point to playing characters like Vyper in solo que? She just feels too team reliant and requires everyone pay attention.
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eidos academy should cut eido and get dimov
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womp womp eido you hapa fag
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>name a team after yourself
>first actual irl tournament
>solo throw back to back
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>>576998749
I just find it funny. He basically held tryouts for his new team after leaving the old one.
">>576998826
There will probably one be one to three people who are "pro" now that will make it into the pro league when the game releases. All these faggots now are trying to solidify themselves as the gatekeepers of knowledge so they can leech money from retards. This game will be dominated by Russians or Koreans pick your poison.
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did he not help set this up why is he complaining about it being bo3 and not bo5?
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>>576999549
>koreans

are they even interested? all the asian interest I see is Chinese for obvious reasons
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>>576999549
The worst part is since these "pros" can scream the loudest they're indirectly the result of several pointless nerfs across the board
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>eido is now claiming that he was lagging and his abilities were delayed
Bruh......
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>>576999726
calm down silver sissy
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>>576999796
I have zero games on silver, those are doorman tears
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>unironically using the i would have won if I weren't lagging excuse
Holy fucking fraud.
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>full seated hype crowd

haven't seen something like that since SF4 FGC, this game is gonna explode bros
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>>576999681
we'll get a team full of League rejects lol
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"Yam-at-oh" or "Yam-ah-to"?
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I love how every spirit build is basically the exact same, very cool tournament it's like WOAHHH omg he got TANKBUSTERED WooOOOAH jimmyjohn69 just got SMASHED with SPIRIT BURN ooooooohhhhh shit he's gonna need some milk for that one bill, but oh wait, jungawunga just pressed 1234 in quick succession and totally PWNED jamaicajoe, holy shit I am literally going into cardiac arrest bill, back to you
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>>577000171
Yam-ah-to, gweilo.
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>>577000202
are you ok?
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>>577000202
it's funny hearing two years worth of people whining about the melee/parry system and it turns out to be the biggest hype generator
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>San Jose, CA
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>signatures being taken of ecelebs in an early access alpha
Good fucking lord
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So is eido going to get a new team of random eternus players after going 0-2?
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>>576999085
TRVKE
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A homeless guy told me he had a degree and said it was from eido academy
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>>576997932
Nope
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>>577000446
>team with one less american goes 2-0
lol
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>real team
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holy shit eidos body language is so effiminate, guy needs to lay off the onions
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GOLEM GET YE GONE
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>>577000202
What else are they supposed to build
Do you have a heart attack when every gun hero builds Silencer
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This might be some of the worst posture I've ever seen
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>>577000808
It's not their fault, but rather the game being functionally boring and the item system be for gay faggots, basically
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Dont worry eido bros we only need one more team rebuild
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>>577000972
>game is functionally boring

did we watch the same stream?
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>yeh these guys are great but when I get my REAL team you're cooked!
What a poor thing to say
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>>576998423
it's not a real lan they still have to connect to valve game servers plus the pcs probably aren't good
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Why did troons gravitate towards mina instead of celeste?
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>talking about another team rebuild again
Does this guy think he is the faker of deadlock and its his team holding him back? How many more team rebuilds until he realizes the common denominator?
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>>576999310
lol wut
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I missed the esports, were there any big silver picks?
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evens one last game before bed
odds g**n
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>>577001048
yes, i saw the screen get covered in colors as people aoe'd and cc spammed each other
it was revolutionary game play, and I look forward to seeing all these pro gamers lose their youth to sunk cost
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aren't there coaches? I've always thought mobas should be a game of 5d chess between coaches but the pros never have that
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>>576999085
deadlock shouldn't have been a moba
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>>576994502
I honestly don't get addiction.
I drink exclusively socially. When I was at university this would sometimes be almost daily, surely weekly, because the social life just called for it.
Then Covid hit and I haven't touched any alcohol for two and a half years. Never thought about it too much, never felt like having a drink on my own, never missed it.
Now I drink like once a month (grown people scheduling issues) with buddies at a bar.
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>>577001385
share your material anon
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bros i am so hype i am going to literally rip my cock off when this game full releases
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>>577001451
valve hates coaches (based, they need to remove them from cs2 asap) so there might not be coach slots in the game idk
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>>577001562
you're so cool and popular bro. Thanks for sharing!
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>>577001594
They're announcing end of service in about six more months. Have you not played recently? Netease and Blizzard are winning right now.
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>>577001594
based mina player
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>eido humilated again
wmaf bros??? i thought eurasians were the master race???
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>>576994502
Yeah brother, nothing like killing yourself a bit at a time.
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>the year is 2031
>eido fucks up his pocket combo and loses his team the game again
>eido announces that eidos worshipers is disbanded and he is now making a new team
>once the roster for God King eido and his slaves is complete he will finally start to BTFO the other teams
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>>577001181
Most of MTFs don't like the way they look, they just have no self control over ruining their bodies. For most of them it's a sexual fantasy thing so they'd rather be a cute girl than a freak, alas.
Look at tranny avatars in games and in general, 99% of the time it's goonbait that has nothing in common with how the creator looks.
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>>576994502
Weed is better
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>entering 9th year of development
>game leaked and opened up 2 years ago
>release still 2+ years away
What went wrong?
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>>577001681
No problem, always glad to help the Anons that just kinda suck.
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>>577001419
you are very short sighted if you think this was going to remain a small little thing yoshi did on the side
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>>577001953
I just thought they'd go for the girl with the troon color palette and glitter over the girl in dark blue, black and red
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>>577002075
About all of the first half of that development time was utterly wasted because of Sweet Baby.
Thankfully they realized how fucked Neon Prime was and managed to salvage at least some scraps.
Release date announcement next year btw.
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>>577001562
>I honestly don't get addiction.
Yeah, I can tell you don't get addiction.
I did coke exclusively socially. Never even paid for my own. When I'd do it, I'd just get freebies throughout the night cause my friend was doing it. I'd get a line along with the group. One time I did lines with this one chick I only half knew all fucking day long in her apartment just cause she had no one else and wanted to go on a bender. I really enjoyed coke and when I would do it I'd fiend for the next line, like as part of the party. But I haven't done it in 10~ years and never had a craving for it, and wouldn't do it now with fent around.
I didn't get addicted because I'm just not wired for that drug, it's not "my drug", I enjoy it but it doesn't fill the missing hole in my soul. Alcohol does that, or feels like it does that. And I'd rather get drunk than do coke. And I'd rather be drunk every single day forever until I died because of how it makes me feel, than I would want to even buy coke once recreationally (as demonstrated) despite being enjoyable.
Now it's also possible you don't have "that drug" or that cracked piece in you that makes one particular drug, any drug, "complete you" in the way that facilitates addiction. Maybe opioids just because it's such an umbrella of euphoria probably pretty universal. But for me just chugging a cold beer (an 8% BEER mind you, not even liquor) fills my chest with radiating euphoria instantly, and every anxiety or problem or pain or worry I have washes away with that wave.
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>>577000852
wtf is up with this guy? Why do half of them look so deformed?
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>>577002213
Even then performative tranoids will always pick a confirmed they/them Pocket over a CIS f*moid.
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>>577001878
A beer after work or wine with dinner isn't killing you lil bro
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>>576992746
stop playing drunk bro
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>ranked match
>no one talks
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>>577000446
i didn't watch this match but what did the viscous do to get such massive damage? what did he build?
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>>577002635
NTA but I can't drink one or two alcoholic beverages and stop, it's torture, I'd rather stay sober

I need to "get where I'm going". Drinking one or two beers, or just one glass of wine, and feeling myself sober up... Feeling myself sober up, that "high" go away, it's fucking hell on earth, the worst feeling ever, it's like getting blueballed but I'd actually rather be blueballed as a fetish thing and possibly enjoy it compared to this. I don't stop drinking until it's time to sleep or I pass out involuntarily. I don't and I can't.
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>>577002874
Why not
Just drink one and stop
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>>577003047
I just explained why that is not my preference, very, very clearly.
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>>576992383
>he hasn't seen swallow god's pyro webms where he jerks his aim like a schizo trying to airblast
how time flies
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game status: dead and locked
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riot status: shaking and shitter shattered
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>>577003236
If that's your preference why are you crying in Deadlock general about being an alcoholic instead of being drunk and hypothermic in a dumpster somewhere
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>>576954454
This sounds like a character ability for a lich
>pop an ultimate and plant a phylactery somewhere in a fixed radius
>you grow slower and lose health when moving too far away from it
>if your health drops to 0 while its active it teleports you back to it at full health leaving a trail of vfx hinting at phylactery's location
>if your phylactery is destroyed you die instantly
>you can cancel the skill at any time but it's a 5 second channel
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>team plays such immaculate macro that we're up 40k and the kill score is 17-7
fuck it feels so good to win games that way
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>>576954454
>>577003742
sounds like a weaker version of sinclair's swap unless the hero has free cheat death in their kit
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>If you exit the game before you get into the 30s pre-game
>The game won't start
>It'll keep everyone there until it forces the game to shutdown
Good way to dodge if you know you have throws on your team.
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funny how the game is called deadlock instead of aoe spirit slop deathbal
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>>577003742
Someone should make a mod where Graves holds the Lich's penis instead of hand.
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someone should make a mod where graves holds my penis instead of the lichs hand
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>>577003936
deadlock? umm sweaty this is scourgelock.
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>>577003735
>I'm going to talk about alcohol with this other anon. You should just drink one beer or have one wine.
>I personally don't like just have one, it sucks for me to have one
>I'm a fucking illiterate retard what do you mean? that sucks? how? it bothers you? why not do it anyway?
>I do not like it so I don't do it
>why are you on here talking about this, huh? instead of going and doing the thing you said you don't do, and dying in a dumpster?
shut up you illiterate retard nigger someone should kill your entire worthless faggot bloodline
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>>577003986
Good thinking
It would double as a mod of Graves holding nothing
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>this character that is an asshole to everybody for their worldviews and choices would definitely agree with mine!
what causes the tranny to be so utterly delusional
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mod where graves is a gender reassignment surgeon and the zombies are the troons cosplaying as mina
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>>576983612
I instantly mute any poojeet I hear
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>>577004183
schizo?
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>>577004408
uh no, that is literally the exchange that just happened which you can read freely above.
retard?
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why wasnt she picked
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>>577004534
schizo!
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>>577004580
ga not to use super op characters between pro teams
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>>577002404
didn't read
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>finally stop fucking about and stop building spirit bomb Geist, just full send the default gun + drain tank build
>run in with my team, and win

Yeah, even with some silly plays made by all of us, I realize I'm way too passive when playing. I was definitely part of the issue, only winning when my team wins instead of daring to make plays.

The only way to escape, is to ape.
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how the fuck do people parry? I can't parry I'm fucking moving right it's so fucking annoying abrams or billy just spamming light melee and I never parry them or parry at the wrong time what the fuck do you do to condition yourself to this
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>>577004671
yeah you're a mentally stunted 27 year old faggot who will never understand anything about anything
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>>577004885
Spirit Geist sucks ass not only because gun geist is better but basically the match maker expects you to gun/tank geist

Geist is placed a frontliner/carry so you playing back line artillery is basically trolling since your team of squishies are getting run down while you play like a faux grey talon. You NEED to get in there and hold the line, not slave to your cooldowns behind everyone
>look at muh damage numbers
You have 4 damage dealing heroes with better follow up. You NEED to tank and carry because those DPS heroes can't.
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>>577005440
have to do it based on when you've seen the enemy do it that particular match, it is inherently a game of rock paper scissors that is usually in the favor of the one who wants to melee
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>>577005561
>usually in favor

parry on reaction to heavy melee sound and then immediately back if they faked
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>>577005678
>spamming light melee
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>>577005742
>light melee
>they have to be inside your asshole to do it

that's a failure of map awareness bro
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>>577002404
I would enjoy alcohol more if it didn't give me a raging headache in the morning while also making me want to strangle someone. It's always a net negative for me when I drink. I'm surprised with all this progress humans have made there hasn't been an invention that basically counters the negatives of drinking alcohol.
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>>577005557
Yeah, and silencing everyone during skirmishes is too valuable. I feel silly for not just playing her as intended
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>>577005557
>q gay talon
>switch to geist
it's that easy
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>>577005817
>I don't play close range heroes but here's my smartass opinion
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>>577006431
you do know close range heroes can buy rebuttal too right? would not be surprised if that becomes competitive meta at some point too
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Just played with a tranny that was in a bunch of old /v/ groups one being TF2. Man, did all the white boys who played TF2 end up trooning out?
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>>577004240
What fucking tranny is identifying with billy? they all wish they were mina
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>>577006631
yes. I went on some 4chan server I saw mentioned in the /v/ tf2 threads and it was full of zoomers and trannies (anime pfps and using that cheatbox or hackbox whatever you call it)
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>>577004885
Limit testing is how you get better, realizing your own mistakes and shortcomings will do more than any YT guide ever will
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m1fernus pro tip: once you proc your afterburn & toxic bullets, you don't have to keep magdumping. you can just occasionally tap the enemy to keep the dot going. since your raw gun damage is nonexistent as infernus anyway, you just want to keep dot duration as long as possible
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>>577006532
rebuttal is a garbage item, it works once as a 'gotcha' in early lane and then its dead
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>>577006837
>once you proc your afterburn & toxic bullets, you don't have to keep magdumping
Not entirely correct, after proccing afterburn initially you have to keep shooting to extend it to its full duration.
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>>577006876
if your hero function is being inside your enemies assholes (abrams billy mohammed and kareem), it's a perfectly logical buy
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>open shop or hover my abilities
>go back to playing
>do it again
>mouse is where it was instead of back in the center of the screen
biggest gaming company in the world with 30 years of service btw
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Vindicta's gloat portrait sucks
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>>577007117
they all suck and are extremely reddit-coded
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Mcginnis gloat portrait makes her look like a retard
Kelvins old big santa smile portrait was better
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>>577006045
For me, it's edibles, downsides are I don't dream if I go to bed high and I wake up feeling completely drained, but the pros severely outweight the cons
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>>577007184
Victor, Drifter, Mina and Calico are some of my favorites, other outright shit one's would be Paradox, Yamato and Dynamo
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>>577007117
idk why they changed kelvins' portrait the old one was better
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>>577007184
Sounds like you have an obsession with reddit
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>>577007267
>>577007552
Old boundless was also better
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Ivy's gloat portrait makes me want to bash her skull in, my team or not.
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>>577004580
She got banned in the money match so guess what? She's still overpowered and you just don't have hands and she's just barely not good enough to be picked.
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Viscous is one of those characters where it feels like he's just buffed when i'm not playing him. The enemy viscous seems to have splatter on a 5 second cooldown and it deals 1/4th of my hp bar straight from the first wave in the game, its so fcuked
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>>577007635
WHALECUM TO NEW YORK
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>>577007441
Oh yeah and Seven's is good too, looks like he's about to nut, another shit one would be Infernus, love him as a character, but his portraits lack energy

>>577007635
Both Ivy and Doorman have faces that make you wanna play wack a mole
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>>577006631
They trooned out or became nazis, that was the path one chose around 2012-2015~. Sometimes both.
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>>577007720
i swear to god splatter has some sort of aim assist on it, no matter where I am in lane it'll just magically bounce to my position even if he's just using it to kill creeps, fuck that goo nigger
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slowing hex ivy

she stone forms either disjointing it or being invuln long enough for her to mash 4
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>>577007635
Retard
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>>577007823
goo'd to meat you
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Ivy has by far the most artificial reddit coded le wholesome fanbase
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>>577007969
Because it's all self-inserting trannies that identify with the cute ugly bit, or weirdos that see the innocence and think they'd have a better chance with them than an actual woman.
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ivyfags looking far and wide to find the most ugly images to post in the thread
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>>577007803
You mentioned the same thing twice.
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My wife Ivy thinks you're all faggots
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If you don't see her as a daughterwife you have no taste in real women either.
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>>577008180
>daughterwife
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mina just called me a loser
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>wojak
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>>577008309
nothing wrong with your dad being your grandad too chuddy
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>>577008383
Retaliate with this one simple trick
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>>577008453
>reflection in the mirror
Erm
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>>577007635
>*Taunts you in some incoherent language*
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>>577008505
would be a 10/10 meme if they didn't include it lol
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>>577006631
I can tell you right now being someone that talks to a lot of people who played on the 4chan tf2 and css servers back in the mid-late 2000s that yes a ton of them trooned out
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>>577008505
How the fuck does she do her hair and makeup then
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I don't understand how to play aggro but not feed. Is this down to limit testing?
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>>577008309
new here?
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>>577008643
she has servants
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>>577008505
actually, how does mina - a fashion and status obsessed twat - deal with having no reflection? how does she apply make up?
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>>577008671
Limit testing, knowing your power spikes, and playing heroes that actually lend themselves to going aggro.
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>>576954316
bros? am I doing something wrong? it keeps happening to me!
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>>577008874
show us your items
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>>577008796
If she applied a layer of foundation and concealer which is normal as a first step to my understanding, wouldn't she be able to see the counters of her face at that point?
I don't remember, can vampires just not see themselves in mirrors or does vampire curse magic make even their clothes invisible?
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>>576964642
>marking ripe meat
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>>577009151
SAUCE
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/v/ is laughing at us again...
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>>577008926
different match but it's generally like this. everything up to crippling is standard, after that is match specific. sometimes I upgrade extra health to fortitude, and usually upgrade extra charge to rapid recharge too.
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>>577009327
have you tried just calling them mean names to make them stop?
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>>577009403
your utter lack of green items and objective damage tells me you're probably just shooting buildings and avoiding most fights
which is a fine way to play haze if you're winning desu
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>>576964642
this is literal child molestation
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>>577009327
what are they laughing about
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>>576964642
I almost exclusively played Mina, or at least she was the only character I really felt passion for playing conceptually, and uninstalled the game 2 months ago (long overdue) because I'd rather have the 35 gigs of harddrive space. March 6th patch was the nail in the coffin for this dogshit game. Only gotten worse since from what I've seen in the occasional patch notes. Someone should kill icefraud with a rock. Live service games fucking suck. "Competitive" games in 2026 are a joke.
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>>577009682
>March 6th patch was the nail in the coffin for this dogshit game
trvke
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>>576954383
Silver is dogshit
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>game is doing well and is loved by many waiting for full release
>this game is dogshit please stop working on it eos too please stop working on it please *sobs*
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mirage went from 44 wr to 55 wr to 44 wr again
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>>577009740
OP here thanks I'll check this out.
> 4chan anons reacted to this by either "becoming nazis", aka actually just continuing to use the internet like how they always used the internet
Damn ain't this the truth. I really do miss the days when people would just call you a faggot and then continue on and if someone cried about it everyone would just go "lol umad, da internet is srs bsns gais!!"
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>>577009490
I pick up most of the objective damage in the base on shrines.
what greens are missing? debuff remover is on 2 skill now.
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>5 out of 8 ranked matches past 2 days had leavers
nothing changed kek
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>>577009682
>I hate this game uninstalled
>Reads the patch notes and post on the general
I mean I agree with you but why are you still keeping up with the game?
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I am playing standard and pushing all my heroes to 15 wins.
Now I can actually play all the heroes I'm bad at in a real game mode stress-free, without raging at my team because I don't have to assume they'll do well.
I don't have to care about anyone other than myself. This is fun.
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>>577009524
Oh noo Silver really shouldnt be getting such a gullible girl so heated up when the girl doesnt realize Silver isnt going to treat her carefully in the slightest, this is so awful!
>>577009294
artist boaranon friend
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yeah let me go and stop you right there, where is the SEX update
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I will become better at Deadlock.
I will become better at Deadlock.
I will become better at Deadlock.
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>>576976964
not a chance bro
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>>577010783
hes pretty retarded but i made 500k on the stock market so its fine
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>>577010198
Well you don't even have your green 4.8k spike so you're pretty much made of paper. Most of the time you're going to want unstoppable and something to counter whatever the enemy team is building, spirit res or counterspell or something. I'm impressed that you don't die with that build at the very least.
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Does player performance factor in ranked mode? If I'm topscoring on my team in the games I lose will that make it go easy on me in my placement? This is fucking miserable so far
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>>577011052
the official leddit answer is "no" but it obviously does since some phantom players got put into emissary while others got put into fucking stone kek
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Apollo is fucking cancer
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Shadow Fiend of Deadlock
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>have so much mana that memory vault + determination is enough to give me 90k armour on their own
neat
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>>577011052
Placements are more or less fake, there's a set rank you're being put into and winning/losing in placements will only change your sub-rank a little.
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You know what would fix most problems in this game?
Mana.
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))
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>>577011451
>Mana
lol
lmao even
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>>577011451
This but unironically
Just make Dota from first principles
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>>577011456
gratz
/dlg/ is eternusing
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>>577010965
I normally do have it but that match they didn't have many ways to get on top of me so I neglected it.
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>>577011456
This guy is never coming back despite being mechanically very good at the game. Sucks he had to say "nigger" in current age where your job in esports is decided by soi boys and trannies.
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>>577011735
he's a kazakh, they don't give a shit
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Why does the game just put the biggest slobbering retards on my team? A sinclair had 1600 networth at 5 minutes
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>>577012174
sinclair's laning is shit
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>>577011735
>>577011927
Valve, knows but is in denial, that this should be a game where you just have to say nigger sometimes.
The comm bans are up to the other users to trigger and report on, instead of some nanny system that is scanning every chat message for bad words like in dead games such as Marathon.

I say denial because the report system is still dogshit and you can just fake report to give random people comms bans, this nanny shit shouldn't exist in the first place, shit talking should be legalized and fuck trannies and kill niggers

First Ammendment, Nigger. Karl Popper is a Kike in a Coffin.
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>>577012174
HE FOUGHT FOR HIS LIFE FOR THOSE TWO 800s AND YOURE INSULTING HIM???
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>>577011456
Imagine being so good at the game that a below average match for you is going 9/4. Your average game has you having more than 15 kills and less than five deaths, and this is while you're playing in lobbies with other people who are very high rank. There's just an unfathomable gap in skill between these people and the average player, its genuinely kind of bizarre
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>it's another Apollo apes on my team despite le reddit counterbuy slowing heck and silence wave episode
Thank you Yoshi
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>>577012684
Im going to bounce on appolo's BIC and hold his horns
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Did Mirage get buffed and I'm unaware of it because I've seen this fucker just shitting on everyone in most of my games recently.
>>577009740
>aka actually just continuing to use the internet like how they always used the internet before the censorship
I mostly did this, though I did tone down shit on anything that tired directly to me.
>60% of Trump Derangement on this imageboard are 30 year olds anons that trooned out
same ones that screen about /pol/ on every board too.
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Could someone explain why there are 2000 tranny flags on every single patch announcement
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>>577013016
Its not unique to this game, it happens in every big discord server
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>>577013016
They do this on EVERY single game that announces things on/in discord servers.
EVERY single one. Invasive species.
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>>577013016
imagine having a personality so boring you have to chemically castrate yourself and potentially mutilate your genitals to have any sort of identity
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>>577012636
as someone who solo queues into players like that it feels like you're getting smurfed on
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>>577011456
How do I become good
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>>577012636
He literally shits on other "pros" now imagine a team of 6 of him. That is going to be the bar for this game's pro scene if it ever releases. IIRC too he is young and he already put out an apology. Maybe he'll get picked up by a team on official release.
>>577013016
Transgenderism is what crack was to the black community in the 80s.
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where is the guy smoking big cigar meme
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>>577012282
you start with 600
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>>577008505
That's only silver mirrors
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>>577012756
getting dominated by a younger man is fruit behavior
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glad this thread has degenerated to just posting AI images of graves eating burgers this bodes well for the future of deadlock
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Yamato should look like this.
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>>576998373
>when rank pngs first came out place arcanist
>revisit game in august 2025 and grind to eternus
>faggot resets ranks anyways and makes it more grindy
yea there’s no point especially when the balance is so awful negresses like wraith
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which hero rides celeste's horsecock
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>>577015096
Yes.
Dog girls are so cute, I hate the stigma they've recently acquired.
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>>577014982
Add a burger joint to the map for graves
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>we will never get a character as racist as wd from dota
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>>577008535
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>>577015840
trannies ruin everything we know
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>>577016018
I see miku ginnis
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>>577016018
What voicelines did witch doctor have that were racist
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>>577016308
racist as in hes a stereotype of a jamaican voodoo guy
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>>577016385
Portraying an individual realistically is racist? Are you a white woman or a white tranny by any chance
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Is it morally correct to complain about teammates when the game is so shit and Yoshi is a fucking brain dead retard?
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>>577016018
Honestly i would really like it if we had a voodoo nigga in this game
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>>577016542
It's your punishment for sperging about trannies and libtards on a video game board.
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I can't tell if this build is good or not. I've been trying out a variant, basically without veil or the first 4 items in the second row, and it seems like it's decent?
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>>577016542
Yeah this is a good point, I don't think literally anyone should actually be held personally accountable for their performance in a game made by actual retards, which only gets worse with every single patch, actual retards who probably literally eat their own shit because they're actually literally and not figuratively retarded.
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>every paradox i see now goes carbine build
>easily gets north of 70k damage everytime
gut this fucking ability
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>>577016708
would've helped it I posted the picture. the oses haze build I can't really tell if it's good or not.
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>>577016708
>>577016819
a lot of it overlaps with renon too, he has it in his "tank route" category.
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>every paradox i see now goes echo bomb build
>easily gets north of 70k damage everytime
gut this fucking ability and item
>every paradox i see now goes carbine build
>easily gets north of 70k damage everytime
gut this fucking ability
>every paradox i see now goes gun build
>easily gets north of 70k damage everytime
gut this fucking gun
>every paradox i see now goes ult build
>easily gets north of 70k damage everytime
gut this fucking ability
>every paradox i see now goes melee build
>easily gets north of 70k damage everytime
gut this fucking button
>every paradox i see now goes heal build
>easily gets north of 70k heals everytime
gut this fucking healing
>every paradox i see now goes build
>easily gets 0 damage everytime
gut this fucking character
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>Reinstalled recently
>Still got it
I've missed this.
https://files.catbox.moe/4syev2.webm
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Wow another game Vindicta is dominating the match, totally not stale at all
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>>577017071
do supporttrannies really?
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uh oh melty
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>>577017151
I'm not just a support
I'm THE support
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>>577017151
m1gger seething
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>>577017216
kino

also fix the site hiroshinigger
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>>577016716
Ecelebs dick riding every Yoshi's decision and their fanbases being gullible as fuck absolutely ruined rhis game in the past two years.
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haha in the next update they should add a bladder meter haha
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>yamato tether steals urn
fuck everything about this dumbass hero god
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>>577017071
why do you sound like a southpark character fagcat
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>>577017324
baka gaijin waito piggu go home
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>>577017071
>guys look at me press R
wow
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need mina peeing on me
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>>577017370
>>577017446
Wow calm down Wraithsissies.
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This is a PSA from your fellow Ivy player, please don't try to be ultra agressive in lane especially early on when i'm with you, i only have stone form that i can't guarantee will hit on a 40 second CD and a gun that can't kill a single trooper with a full mag, i genuinely cannot help you trade meaningfully
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>>577017646
buy headshot booster and slide you useless stonigger
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>>577017370
Discovered the fountain of youth

>>577017446
Support Dynamo is actually very difficult
Like sure ulting 2+ people can seem easy when you're on the receiving end of it
But when you're looking to set up Black Hole, it's actually really difficult getting the timing down, and I run Majestic Leap which is extremely risky to use and telegraphs my entrance hard

But boy do I absolutely nail this playstyle
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>>577014982
>Graves is eating a burger
>Deadlock has fallen
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calico would not be as strong as she is if she didn't get a free 800 souls every 3 minutes that no one else can contest worth shit
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>>577017721
It's just getting started.

>>577017646
You're supposed to give me a reach around while I'm laning, bro fuck you.
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>>577017071
>>Still got it
I didn't click the webm but reading this made me take a step back completely divorced from the content of the webm itself: it made me think,
"Wow, imagine actually saying and thinking this. Coming back to Deadlock and being in the position to say "I missed this, but I've still got that skill I had when I quit!" I never had that skill, I didn't play the game with a history of shooter and moba experence and do well, I played and did bad, or mediocre to average at my very best, like in every game I've ever played. I've never been good at anything, and I never will be. I'm fucking bad at Deadlock and I hate it. I'm fucking bad at games and I hate them. I should cut off my fucking fingers actually for real. I have intrusive thoughts about doing it because my hands won't do what I tell them to anymore even though they were once my only saving grace to counterbalance my absolute fucking braindead animal instinct type of gameplay, without any semblance of gamesense or strategy."

I haven't felt a sense of satisfaction or accomplishment in any competitive online game I've played in like 5 years. I fucking hate myself. p.s. I only really wanted to play Mina and when trying to decide on another character would often sit on the select screen unable to choose. I tried Haze but she doesn't even have a real kit or character, and pure M1niging isn't an answer because like I said I'm not 21 and on 60mg of adderall. I played one game as Warden who I thought might actually be alright and wanted to kill myself after what I experienced. I think I even alt-f4'd that one. Silver is too terrible and nerfed, gutted, didn't even dare to try her in one game.
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>>577017720
Years of playing Enigma has made landing Dynamo's black hole on multiple people incredibly easy. I just played a game as Sinclair and I got better black holes than their Dyanmo.
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>>577018045
cool man but check the webm out it was pretty cool
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fuck the fact that they gated heroes
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>victor is a late game powerhouse that requires multiple item counters
>but also he can press 2 in lane for 250 damage with no cast time or delay
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>>577018106
multihero chads win again, i had 3/4ths of the roster unlocked when the update dropped lol
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>>577017496
need to clean the black cum out of mina's pussy with my mouth so she doesn't get pregnant
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>>577017071
>nobody else on the team reacts
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>>577018095
Yeah same, except I was the Rubick autist
Dynamo is so easily the best support, I can't tell you how many people I've enraged with good uses of Quantum Entanglement
https://files.catbox.moe/91wwan.webm

>>577018214
Yeah it was an oddly quiet game but I was carrying pretty hard in teamfights
Shiv was pretty vocal about it at the end though, got friended
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>>577018176
i WAS a multihero chad and it was taken away from me which is bullshit
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>>577018152
>crippling headshots you
your response corpse man?
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>>577018338
>2 wins on all chars
nuh uh
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>>577018106
>>577018176
>>577018338
they fucking gated heroes?
I didn't play since February. They fucking GATED heroes? In their fucking "beta"?
I had fucking access since the first week of this FUCKING SHIT.
I'm a fucking LEGACY, OG PLAYER.
If I reinstall it now and don't have every hero available to me by default I will go from casually disregarding Deadlock after they made the game shit with updates to actively "anti-ing" Deadlock at every opportunity in online discourse.
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>>577018261
yeah, eating piss and shit is fine, huffing farts sucking toes all normal stuff but cuckold fetishism? that's the line, dawg. Too far, bro.
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>>577018439
it's only in ranked, that other anon is bitching for nothing
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>>577018439
shut up retard. play the game if you want, or not. nobody cares.
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>>577018439
get your nigger hands away from ranked
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>>577018427
idk what you mean
>>577018439
yeah you need 15 wins in unranked on a hero before they let you play it in ranked

fuck is this, blizzard entertainment
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>>577018579
it literally counts any win from any point in the game's existence
if you don't have 15 wins on a hero you shouldn't be playing them in ranked retard
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>>577018317
drifter killed the vibes, some raging shitskin.
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I'm starting to believe gunshit players are everything that's wrong with Deadlock, and the game would be saved if Yoshi just banned them all.
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>>577018672
yeah all 11 of us were clowning on him the whole ass game lmao
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>>577018706
ayo this nigga cant aim lol!!!
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>>577018706
play makrill blyat.
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>>577018152
I'm currently ritualist V and i haven't even seen a Victor for several games, is this a classic brickgod problem?
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>>577018439
>legacy player
>doesn't have 15 wins on his chars
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>>577017446
Its actually really hard
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he won in the end
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I play gun and spirit heroes :)
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>>577019602
literally who?
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Tying Graves showlaces together when she aint lookin. Heh heh heh
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>>577021362
>>577021362
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>>577017071
Why do all deadlock players have fagcents man
I feel like a fucking tourist at a gay bar



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