Previous: >>576945751>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yukino Bijin (3*), Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Smart Falcon, SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes TachyonCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: Wings of Steam and Steel, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg 08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Wet/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
your favorite uma sucks
Banchou LUST
wahey
I want to experience being dominated and impregnated as Mejiro Ardan
Tachyon LOVE
i am the only arabic (including north african) anon itt
hooker tarumanko
>>576964003She doesn't deserve any love
Still a cute.
>>576963974Mejiro ArdanWomen want to be with her, men want to be her.
>>576964123Why not?
HOOEEEH
which uma do you enjoy defeating the most? like when you win a CM race and it was in the lobby you think 'get fucked'
>>576963974I want to experience dominating and impregnating you (Mejiro Ardan). Preferably repeatedly.
>>576964376Oguri Crap
Remember to stay Machan Motivated
Has anyone found any success with Independently Trained umas this cm?
How do I get reincarnated as an uma with fat tits when I die?
adopt her
>>576964323all umas should have abs, just like all olympic runners have them>>576964376Oguri
wtf I got every gl song
>>576964453Didn't she try to drown herself
>>576964376seiun sky
>>576963974Need to mating press my trainee and pull on her tail
>move to japan because I'm sick of disgusting gaijin culture>through honor and discipline (prime traits of the japanese) manage to become a trainer>get a job at tracen academy>meet beautiful nadeshiko girl who is the epitome of japanese beauty>immediately lovestruck>actually manage to scout her (she must have been impressed with my perfect command of the language and culture)>when we go to sign the paperwork I see something that makes me drop my calligraphy brush>she's from Kentucky
>>576964570Who hasn't at some point
>>576963891making vodka put on her racewear when she's nearly due
i may or may not have taken far too long to turn off the 2x TP
i am the shortest anon in /uma/ at 174cm
>>576964521hoehhhone more borrow55% meds rate and none so far
I only want the strongest nonnies
I really like the peruanon in my club, but I won't admit that in chat because I'm shy and it would sound awkward
>>576964081A b-b-b-b-b-b-brown person???Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>576964521proof?
>>576964730I am 150cm
>>576964509I can't read French
>>576964741anyon your stamina...
>>576964793Ok shortest man then
>>576964509ok.
>>576964746omg I love this pic...I want my trainer to help me do this
>>576964741Umama this is the 7th week in a row you've shown an understammed run in class
What did Cygames meant by this?
>New Condition: Slow Metabolism
>>576964741>3100 SP on Falcoh-how? Best I got was 2900
>>576964963this image made my ankles hurt
For every tranny-coded uma fanart posted I generate 10 more to ensure these fucks go put the fries in the bag as they should
woah UfTHREE???????>>576965059buy 4 songs every cycle5 if you can (usually requires charming)that's all really
Good night friends!!
if umamusume was a fight club instead of a race which uma would win?
>>576964081incorrect
>>576965168gn sexy
>>576965229don't say that
rickeymanko
why did they make tachyon a lesbian?
Yuuyuu Kankan is such a nice song. I think I'm gonna gosling for grandma...
Question about skill lopingDo i need to make autotrain umas SS rank or something? Because mine are like A rank
>>576965360SS increases the quality of your white sparks, so it's preferable, yes.
>>576965168gn baby poster
>>576965296All short haired umas are lesbians tho..
if umamusume was a cabaret club instead of a race which uma would win?
>>576964081>>576965225can we have a thread without sand niggers please
>move to japan because I'm sick of disgusting gaijin culture>through honor and discipline (prime traits of the japanese) manage to become a Tracen Academy student>meet handsome and fine-dressed man who is the epitome of japanese beauty>immediately lovestruck>actually manage to get scouted by him (he must have been impressed by my perfect running style on the turf and mannerism)>when we go to sign the paperwork I see something that makes me drop my calligraphy brush>he's from Kentucky
>>576965168GN bwo
>>576965407how do i make them SS, i am using 6 max level cards and theyre only reaching S
>>576965526I say this
Im the only trainer in this thread who has seen their country win the WC twice
>>576965012
>>576965198curren
Playing Grand Live for the first time how much stamina can I expect for an ok run with no stamina sparks?
>>576965168Sex with baby
Brown
>>576965198Gentildonna so far eclipses any other Uma when discussing strength it wouldn't even be a contest. This shit requires nuclear level energy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4a5DYmVsME
>>576965625like 300 to 500
>>576965526>>576964673But their sovls are from Edo
>>576965407That's bad bwo, i probably can make SS umas in auto because i have bad cards
I'm the only one in this thread who has never had sex
>>576965610They're from Angola bwo
>>576965526Same as you then! Did... you sign?
>>576965610VIVA ESPAÑA, ME CAGO EN LA LECHE
>>576965610frogbro...
>>576965594You use cards that auto likes. SSR Fuku speed, Throne, Marv Power etc etc. The bot plays by very different rules and does not care about spec prio, which is why Kita for example is ass.
>>576965784>>576965805>1998Do we have frenchoids that old in here?
gn
>>576965890gn cutie
>Welcome to Tracen Academy!>Here is your assigned trainee
>>576965945FIXED
>>576965824how do i find out what cards it likes?
Im in my 30s and i play umas
>>5769658701998 was not that long ago.
>>576965987initial stats on a card
I'm in my early 20s and I play umas
>>576965786do you mean the trainer/trainee contract, or the marriage one?
>>5769660021998 was over 30 years ago dude
How do I tell my filly I don't see her that way?
>>576965990im pretty sure there are trainers in their 50s on here from the last time the /uma/ age poll was done
>>576965987Here's a google doc made by people who did the researchhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNE/edit?gid=1805449667#gid=1805449667
>>576965945SEXOOOO
>>576965778Trust me, bro, you don't want to have sex with umas. They're too tight and strong. They just grip you the whole time, so there's no pumping going on.
>>576966096Just tell her you're dating another uma
>>576965870>that old
>>576966113/pcrg/ had a 60 year old chad called charles so im not shocked
Heh, you think you can outspeed a flower?
>>576965135Does Steadfast actually do anything?
>>576966002I mean, to watch your country win in 1998 you have to be a few years older than that, being an infant doesnt count
>>576965945YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOO
>>576966052dylm
I'm looking for a club uuuu
So basically, for Grand Live, if I get 0 songs with extra sp, I should scoop?
more curious about /uma/'s education level than where their fromany other high school dropouts here?
>change out suzuka for creek>get this inspomaybe it's a sign>>576966237no lmao>>576966316what>>576966342nojust get 4 or 5 songs every cycle, that's all that matters3 is fine if you can get 5 in one of the next ones. 4 is the average
>>576966395No, I have a master's
>>576965407does that take preference over bringing cards with skills that suit the uma i want to make? say im making a medium or a pace or whatever is it worth taking 0 skills that fit that to get a SS parent or no?
>>576966318Come to bricked :)
>>576966395No, I got my degree, but I hated that so I became a neet that wants to become a game dev
>>576966249gl in the slutsuki show
Will umaGPTs complete their secret missions? If I queue up clanker Vodka with all her races she needs to win will she get Pedal to the Metal?
>>576966456what a master's in cocksucking
umas most likely to sneedpost?
>>576966496Thanks!
>>576966458Ideally you find a solid mix of both. And of course pray you get important skills via inheritence.
>>576966529MASTERBATE MY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH BRO OOOOH
>>576966514Yes but not Maya because it requires her to change racing style
>>576966529MCOCK from the University of Mama
staminabros, our response?
>>576966581you just know shakur secretly shitposts like hell
>>576966462unironically yes if you can be bothered to auto semi consistently, too many slackers rn
>>576966654your horse is dead in 1 murmur
NO CHAIN FUCKERYalso 5 songs bought for this cycle!!!!!!!!!!!falcosisters please send me luck
I have a S+ Falco with S Dirt S Medium 950 Stam, can she win 3 times?
>>576965695Thanks. Damn nothing guess I dont have parents for this cm. Between light hello and a single rainbow like kita on speed, should I choose light hello instead (junior year)?
>>576966726>Rank 256>too many slackers rnSTOP COMPLAINING
Before i go to bet can someone explain to me>Suzuka runawayIs this just frontrunner that needs more stam? What upside and downsides of this?
holy shit
>>576966395I'm currently in vet school, focusing on horses of course, and will one day hope to work as a racehorse vet.
>>576966827if you look at the top 5 and bottom 5 you'll see what I mean
qrd on racing spirit stamina+? Is it that bad?
>>576966871sexy little baby
>>576966871Front runners usually go for a lead of 5~7 lengths, Runaways can go for a lead as high as 15 lengths from second placd
>>576966871Imagine a front runner minmaxing what they're good and bad at. Runs to the front really early super hard but has shit late race velocity. Thats why Suzuka is the only real runaway ace we have because with a lucky unrestrained proc she can get enough accel to finish the race.Most of the time you either use a weak runaway to buff your own fronts (so they speed up trying to overtake), or an actually ok one to deny fronts angling and scheming
Fine I will let you suck on this juicy BWC just so you can say this is your reward and you don't do it for free
>>576966943Can give the skill on inspiration but doesn't give an additional chance to appear as a spark after the run.
>>576967172yay
>>576966943
>>576967104>>576967051But if i want to build ace Suzuka i need to make her runaway or front? Or it's just personal preference?
>>576967172Sorry but like I mentioned earlier Im the only poster with a juicy BWC in this thread, you're an impostor
I love Rice
>>576967193and can legal sweepy get the real racing stamina? Or do I have to (ugh...) play manually?
Uma Armpits. NOW!
No greens?
what a chad
>>576967251Usually regular front is the way to go. Right now she has a hard time competing against Vbourbon, but with Evo skills regular Suzuka becomes an actually good pick since che gets even more early accel than other umas and a version of unrestrained that is guaranteed to do something. Runaway can be used as an ace but is very track specific.
>>576963886I say this literally all the time
>>576967351Oshigaming is real, and if you can't win you just don't love her enough
>>576967351what the helly why is that dot there stupid windows tool
>>576967306
>>576967394Ty bro i will do her as front, but before i must loooooop I need to get ready for next CM, i need to start to looooop
Fuji Kiseki
>>576967172Wonder who posted this
>>576964673You weren’t supposed to point that out.
>>576967534Verxina is so erotic.
>>576967351
>>576967301uhh maybe but I haven't been lucky. I'd get it from borrows
>>576967301No, follow the /uma/ approved guide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yav8icoe5EA
>>576967301legal sweep can get (the non-plus version) if you train the skill in/after a run. the only downside was spelled out here and you'll want to loop the proper version eventually >>576967250
I really wish more games had cuckqueans
>>576967598Do you have the one where he reveals he's from SEA?
>>576967827Super sex with Super Creek....
>>576967234Hey...
my clanker digitan won vs a ug5 xog, funny
>>576967590sex
>>576967969Based, did you clank GL?
>>576967964hiI have 25 minutes to finish this run and do my cm runs
>>576968019yea but it's bad so I will try to make some manual ace at work later
Ugh…
oops
I don't like Mejiro Dober.
Where the fuck is this overseer program?Do any of you even know or is it all completely fake? I don't want screenshots I want information
>>576968195its dober..
>natietard is a cheaterfigures
>>576968065I will wait for you thenGood luck on the cm
>>576968195t. moid
>>576968249You can use dumper meanwhile by our fucking hero sweepydevhttps://github.com/SweepTosher/dumperEverything remezzo makes is just a compilation of available open source projects so it will not have cheat features beyond this
I sometimes start hearing the uma lobby music at a very low sound even though my game is closed
>no hesitant pacefuck it I'm out of time
I want to be manipulated and raped by Curren Chan.
>>576968394
>>576968412>Stamina siphon
LET'S GOOO THANK U SHICHI
Dense torena supremacy
>>576968547>Paizuri One and Marusexy spottedHog be damned, he deserved it more than you
>>576968519what about it
>>576968131What
jiggie up, jiggershttps://jiggie.fun/Fb8kyn>https://jiggie.fun/Fb8kynhttps://jiggie.fun/Fb8kyn>https://jiggie.fun/Fb8kynhttps://jiggie.fun/Fb8kyn
>>576968593Your murmur has a 1/3 chance of activating naturally and needs your 564
>>576968713V should be banned from jiggies
i won against this shit. wtf i thought the cap was 1600
>>576968646what's heavier: 1kg of iron or 1kg of feathers?
>>576968763Which one is V in the jiggies
According to one of those strategy sites, this Goldship I trained with nothing but Wit cards should do great to inflate my TT score even if she does not win.... I'm not so sure about that.
>>576968792sorry it was a trick questionneeded to go with feathers here to afford everything I neededOFF TO CM I GO
>>576968792Obviously the Iron because of it's volume/mass proportion, duh
>>576968372Dumper looks vibecoded to shit and I prefer one overall package for all my quality of life. And I prefer it to not be from a guy who schizos out over black umas.
>>576968857You're supposed to hit 1800 wit not 1350 that might be the issue
>>576968742murmur doesn't need 564 to activate on a mediumI will simply proc both
Say something nice about the resident bookworm!
>>576968925Her tits
>>576968925rape
>>576968904How the fuck should I achieve that if through the whole career I never got more than double rainbows on wit training?
>>576968921More often than not it needs 564 since it's condition is tough, in terms of win rate on haku it's murmur only > murmur + eyes >>>>>> anything with siphon since it's actively detrimental to stamina debuffing
>>576968713>>576968763https://jiggie.fun/NhJcjSNew jiggie
>>576969068You do it again
hi guys can you please stop putting your auto training umas into the real CM lobbies, I need to know how good my team actually is. Thanks.
Next CM is Mile, right? Which Fuji would be better for it: Tits Out Fuji or Ballroom Fuji? I will be running my oshi no matter what.
>>576969094BASED
>>576969079What about doms in comparison to murmur?
GOOOOOOOO
>>576969094kek
>>576969130Gwo dominator only has a positioning requirement.
>>576969079who cares what your malware site saysmore gold skills means better umas
>>576968394are these umas in the room with us right now?
>>576968593stamina siphon is a -1% hp debuff aka it's shit. your theoretical stamina kill is higher but you lose out on a significant amount of consistency.
>>576967884>27 minuteswhy is witgod the only one who can make a guide last less than the standard anime episode?
>>576968925Would look a lot better without the glasses and a more modern hairstyle.
>>576969130dom+keen is highest wr but opinions vary about how well that translates into the real CM where your opponents are weaker than room match grinders so they might die more to stamina debuffs
>>576969107The clanker will never manage to do that...
Why are there bot umas in fucking OPEN LEAUGE whats the point of this shit, this is the more competitive format you fucking freaks
>>576969243Witshart guides are complete garbage.
>>576968775retard bro...
>All three Oguris in the room missed the 3 heals>My Oguri was only able to salvage herself by getting passed by my Digitan a little bit into the final spurt to get U=ma2 off
>>576969094Ok this is funny
HOLY
>>576969137ganbare
>>576969094What is going on in the jigger community
>>576969118I did my debufers in autotraining and my ace manually, i use these debufers in real cms bwo
SHE TOOK ONE>>576969465TY...also just realized day 2 is in an hour rightI thought it was in 10 minutes...
>>576969137Hi anon
>>576969094based
7 and we all win
>>576969094God I wish I could join rn...
>>576969137>Queueing 1 hour before resetBoring
>>576969118Create a room and see for yourself
>>576969583retard
>>576969624>4why would you do this to us
>first card to start chainhow is this fair, why did they decide finemo needed to be an agemasen
>>576969624>4AIIIEEEE DAI KYO DESU
>>576969094You're gonna make V have a melty
>>576969597hinot me sadly>>576969639I just wanted to be done with my borrows now I won't swap anyone out since that's gay to do mid-cmWE ARE LOCKEDIN.
>out of time and can't make ace in time>reset happens and waste 4 fucking GL runs lowrolling like a bitch>have to use a clanker uma during the last 30 minutes of cmI hate OGC so fucking much at least MANT gave me usable umas consistently the fuck
>>576969774
Bros start doing aces for next CM already See you in lobbies
I'll just stay in group B
Blogposting was a mistake
>>576969803My clanker got me into A but I'm at 4/10, trying my last set of 5 in a bit once my new clanker comes out
I haven't played since CM6. Should I reinstall umabwos? Is the game any more fun?
>>576969713>>576969716Grave misfortune awaits
>>576970069yes we have auto mode now
why didn't any sloptubers recommend shooting star as a viable inherit? this thing literally just teleports my hoguri as if i hit an accel.
The best thing about this thread is tanooki postersDamn i like tanookies soo much
>>576970069Eh, we're still in the cbt era of the game kinda. You can auto mode your dailies though and play uma like an idle game amassing carats before you start committing to playing again.
>>576970069lollmao
>>576970069parents are easier to make but the current scenario is cancer
let's goooohoehhhhto be fair she's helping rickey win a lot so we cooobasically yoinks the lead with her busted ass unique, this one just has 5 greens too
I can imagine next cm being the same with double debuffs but since there are no real stam requirements most normies will just do the usual and gas out due to an understandable lack of prep
>>576970069If you like new scenarios and you want to give them a try, sureBuut given how you gave up at CM6, I don't think you'll be around for long
umasumi
>>576969774GJ!>>576969920yeah i shouldi want to participate in the rooms
>>576970309Umasumi
daiwa get pregnant
>>576970227I'm looping flustered right now since -4% from 2x subdued 2x flustered on keen+dom umas might actually keep some people from full spurt, late-race stamina debuffs don't matter at all due to the downhill so murmur+564 and all seeing eyes are kinda bad
>>576970309sleep well
What kind of mother would Matikanefukukitaru be?
day 1 kinda smooth, back to looking for goon material (idk how tamamo is winning)
>>576970518orenj kind
There's nothing to be embarrassed about.
>>576970518Terrible, probably, schizos should not be parents
>>576970069You are supposed to join right before a new scenario bwo
>>576970523>180% win rate
>>576970732I hear what you're saying. But I'm going to make her a mom anyway.
Every single CM without fail i see people with umas clearly slated for open league in the graded league matches
help I can't stop saying hoehhh
>>576970816He's just that good
>>576970953She says OUEN not hoeh
NYAAAAAAAAAAA
>>576970953https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiIrkjdGDWA
>>576971030Finally, a good post
>>576971030AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>576970732I'm going to become a parent to spite you
if you don't mark your aces with the cake mark and your winners with the heart mark you're not a real person
>>576970069more cheaters in top pvp than ever and cygames doesn't care so just avoid that.
>>576970732She's not a schizo. She has anxiety problems and maybe something like OCD.
>click on training as yeppers>NYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEERRRRGGGHHHjeez chill
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>576971123I think my posts have been pretty good.
>>576971204Post a cheated uma you raced against today/yesterday
>>576971204are the cheaters in the lobby with us right now?
>>576970056Update: 4/15
>>576971281jinkies
>>576971137No you won't
second best gp for fronts? doing opera then idk whoassume seiun is the main parentplease and thank you!!
>>576971281holy cannoli!
>>576971423look how they feminized my boy
>>576971473vbobo
>>576971473See >>576967884
>>576971226She has full-on religious psychosis and probably BPDShe is a wack-o
>>576971423wow who is this cute new girl?
>late Rickey activates her unique and overtakes the UG hogs mid-race>gets 2nd position and activates nimble instantly off a FalcoI'm a feng shui believer now
>>576971387Is your entire team a squad of robots or just one acei respect the experiment of seeing how far you can get with bots even if it was on accident lol
what does she even say in jpis she the first authentic EN uma
>>576971557not watching a sloptuber I beat in a cm previously>>576971543legit the one thing I don't have
>>576971336>>576971385>people itt begging for overseer>people in many threads talking openly about Hachimi>DiD yOu SeE tHe ChEaTeRs LoL?
>>576971423ruined
>>576971618I regret not getting Rickey not because of this CM but because I'm starting to realize how ridiculously cute she is after seeing her posted so much
UFbros, our response?
>>576971652My first set was one ace and two clanked, but after seeing how got 1/5, I went full clank after that
new hachimischizo just dropped
>>576971713So you didn't see any?
>>576971686>More cm wins>Good player>Actually femaleUmama melty
i won't listen to what a w*man has to say in regards to this game
holy shit bingo in 8
>>576971886>pull off your skin, torena
jarvis post the bragging about two platinums post
>>576972023But if she beat a good player, wouldn't that make her *the* better player?
>>576971886Cheldchimi...
>>576971886this is cheld
>>576972042got it nonny? you can only listen to 'mama
>>576972248>her
>>576972301Nah you suck too
>>576971886This meme...I've seen it before....
why are people sending unity umas to the CM mines
training? more like fucking
>>576972405GL sucks ASS
>>576971886
>>576972396Because the average player isn't optimizing for a very specific CM and most Umas can't run dirt without getting sparks ready for it, so they're just throwing whoever they have with Dirt B or better and hoping.
>>576972405>clown CM>be surprised when the whole circus shows up
>>576972301only if you do this to me
>>576972507What did anon mean by this
>>576972546Manyano Top Cat...
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>576963789I've never played the game or watched the show but this turned up in my feed. Why is this bitch so fucking fast in heels and a massive wind dragging coat? https://youtu.be/XGV-Saidn6A?list=RDXGV-Saidn6A
Nonny isn't even a hot petname, it sounds like being called an Italian grandma.
>>576972507miyabi cheld teio frankenstein...............
>>576972771Nonna...
who needs xoguri or debuffers anyway
>>576972727>Never played the game or watched the show>comes here first
>>576972727do you ask the same question about characters in similar outfits in other media?
>>576972905based fellow same-teamer >>576970224
played non-auto careers today for the first time since auto droppedwish me luck I'm queuingdon't even have time to watch my races
>>576972727Umas keep up the drip in G1s (big races) to aura farmThey don't wear things like this in shit races
>>576972917ive had this pic on my hdd for about 12 years nowi can finally use it
>>576972934Most other sources of media are not exclusively about racing and tenths of a second mattering.
>>576973120>>576972917I had this movie on blueray it sucked. I think this is what made Frankie Muniz quit acting
Don't forget! Feng shui is fake and absolutely fucking gay!
>>576971281
>>576964750Same hereDon't even know if it is the same peruanon, but I really like his jokes and inputs about club things
>>576973216i thought he quit acting because he developed some weird amnesia which caused him to literally forget everything. like, he quite literally didn't remember he was even an actor.
>>576972727>agnes tachyon edit
>>576973316I always thought he just wanted to be racecar driver more but I have no idea
>>576972727because sciencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_oxeG6LMO0
>>576972623Which one?
>>576973121yeah most of them deal with hayai so lightning fast combat that they should be even more heavily scrutinized since the stakes are higher (life or death vs just a race)
>>576973218Taru's measurements are fake!
>>576966395college dropout. became really depressed in high school and barely made it out. dragged myself through a few years of half-assed college courses before my grades really went to shit and they put me on academic probation and I gave up, trying to focus on working the job I had. lost that not long after, although the bitch that said she could do all my work and instigated the firing couldn't and they fired her too lol
Who is the strongest toreina in your club? You know, the one who is always in A finals, never complains about TT and always shares his strong umasplease keep sharing them, using them as practice partners is better than joining rooms
>>576973585Me
>>576973405>Horse named after a theoretical particle>Became one of japanese horseracing's biggest what-if scenariosnominative determinism
>>576972680
>>576972917NTA - You say this but I do lurk in franchise generals that look interesting based off other media, common tertiary behavior. I do not however, come into generals and go "hai guise :3 i dont know anything spoonfeed me googoo ga ga"
>>576972507Don't look at me with those beady eyes
>>576973029I qualified!!!
What fronts are good for libra?
Dia-chan ponytail
>>576965198Kawakami would wipe the floor with GentilFRAUD
>>576974181I NEED her
>>576974006
reminder: winning with your oshis is the true way to play umamusume.
>>576974371My Oshi? Oguri Cap. My favorite time of year? The holidays.
>>576972970hell yeah dacchi, my rickey also has just 5 greens (4 if bad mood because power is only barely above 1k) and my falco is TTL-less which probably helped rickey moreHOEH ARIGATOOOO
Recently found a hentai artist that barely has any of their work on nhentai (not even on e-hentai.org lol) but they have made a shiton of umamusume doujinsI'll try to upload all of the ones that have been translated into english to e-hentai.org (and then nhentai)Check it out for yourselves: https://hentaipaw.com/artists/12733?type=popular&page=1
Do I roll on Teio wit as a buhi?
did my final race, total ended up 4-3-3-4i think i don't know how to build eru so i'm putting all my eggs on digitan and maybe building a front runner to guarantee 6th place
>he isn't tanking his wr to survive round 2
>>576974367Tokoi Toio
24h till the bloodbath
>>576974731what's the appeal of that card again?
>he fell for the wr meme
>>576974731Even then her value is questionable. Like when are you dropping Kitasan? You're probably going to run Kita+Maru in GM
>>576974731only a leviathan should pull on steampunk teio. if you have to ask then you're not a leviathan.
Brickey...
>>576974830bro look at my HECKING round one WR and feed me COMPLIMENTS to fuel my EGO
>>576974279Princess would HEEM everyone at Tracen
>>576974830WR means Windy RAPE
>>576974363Dia's powerful middle schooler thighs
>clanker gives me a sub 1.2k speed uma with 0 card golds from gl>got into AIs the game really dying or people didn't try because dirt+med+debuffers is a cancerous combo and most players barely tried?
so what did we learn?
>>576974651nice yeah I had to spam remake my falco until she had ttl, she was so far behind always without itI'm also at 5 greens, though consistent ones. I wonder how much better we would perform if it were at 6like the upgrade is quite significant, but at least we HAVE 5 greens. which makes the unique like, somewhat work at leastHOEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>576974961>prominent widow's peak at 14grim.also relatable.
>>576975000bwo it's still round 1chill
>>576974998Resting my head on them.....
>>576974824style agnostic wit card lets you drop kita >>576974843maybe i'll do more research on when the card can be used>>576974873some would consider me at that level for what i spent
AISLOPPER heresince my XGuri isn't shitting the bed for once, I'll give her a prizeGive costume and pose to AI GENERATE HER fat fuck ass and medium premium breasts.
>>576974371>Field a debuffer>Clanked and only a bronze Independent Learning epithet next to my goldsits like i hired a mercenary to perform a hit on the other umas and isnt expected to do more than that
>>576975000dirt, medium, oguri game, stupid high stamina, debuffniggery and grand live sucks
>>576975000Game dying would make CMs harder retard
>>576975278alive game
>>576973585My danchou who somehow always sends the opera o sticker after every CM and just says "plat"
>>576974731no, she's only relevant for newcuties and when you get check from el speedif you're a paceslopper whale you pull oguri wit
>>576974510You don't deserve CHRISTMAS Oguri Cap.
>>576975362Wife Nature receiving gifts from the town after telling everyone we're engaged and she's expecting my first heir
>>576975370If you are using check you are running a medium racein which case why the fuck arent you running ramonu
>>576975278niggas will see dirt D umas on the podium and be like "power is sho important gwo"
>>576975108and then pampering her back
>>576975349Is your danchou Fantasy?
>>576975089A prominent forehead is just better for kisses
>>576975437I want to die
>>576975125the pose
13 year-olds shouldn't have tits this big.
>>576975452good point lolramonu oshi players i guess
>2 of 6 wins were an autotrained debufferFeels like almost everyone is putting close to zero effort into this CM. I might actually do a few more ace runs
>>576975683they should
>>576975405>CHRISTMAScool it with the antisemitism
>>576975278bot umas defeating handmade XOgs make this the most soulful CM to date
i hope everyone here who wants to gets into A round 2
>>576975763
>>576975857I will win plat actually
Im going to build Festival Rudolph as a front for Libra. That will be interesting.
who has the best saigeimusu
>>576975976teio
>>5769757370 cms between Ramonu (uma) and Mcqueen wit.I genuinely fail to see when you use this card. Like fronts can run Maru and Tach in Gm for SP? Except Kita actually has some front skills for hints...
>>576975938>rudolphFUCKING WHO?
>>576975089They're called hair vents and they are EXTREMELY important for high power characters like KawaPri.
>>576975891Nattie is a perfect, cute wife.
>My XOg got bracketed by the other XOgs as she fired her ult and couldn't accelerate properly>Sit back resigned to a defeat>Then my Digitan, despite slinging wide to the outside corner, steals the victory anywaywuv you Digitan
god I love men.
this game aint big enough for two of us
>>576976021big, bright, red nose. can't miss him.
>>576976013i guess she's decent for new casual players just looking to do TTi mean most support cards are useless dogshit so it's not surprising that this one is too
>skipping through the CM>hear oissu
>>576975938Don'tThe 2nd anni rebalance changed her ult so it activates only late race
I'M COMING FOR YOU RICKEY>in tracen?NOIN REAL LIFE
>>576975976so few say it properly...
>>576975465I got 5L by a B dirt Rice because she had 1600 speed 1K power 1K wit. I was flabbergasted.
A beautiful diamond.....
I don't get itwhat's the difference
>>576976108>my xodon't care
>>576969079>in terms of win rate on haku it's murmur only > murmur + eyes >>>>>> anything withwhers that on hagrag
I'M GOING IN
>>576976257are you blind AND deaf?
>>576976257how about you just watch both
>>576976161Yeah just crazy to me because some people were actually shilling her as a whale card (not counting the gaslights saying she replaces finemo)
all of you>omg stroke my 90% win-rate off please!anons are queuing immediately, right? like, right now you're in queue, right?right?
>>576966827>>576966726>>576966462Sure, if you guys are acepting recruits 903239529067The quota won't be a problem because I'm a dumb completionist so I'm farming my favorites fans
>>576975770They should have bodies like this.
>>576975976tfw over time you can tell exactly who the uma is without referencing anything
>>576976418I have a body like that
>>576976297>>576976309just say if you don't know either...
>>576976168how did she do it
what the fuck is even happening this CM? i have never seen round 1 results so bizarre
>>576976347No, I'll be 30 minutes late. Im waiting for my BF to come home to so i can stream him the races.
>>576976418This is too erotic.
>1st race, podium>4th place is an auto-XogThis is CM is funny
>>576976257Did you skip the in game concert? The one on the right has a different looking stage, indicating it is the special version that's longer and has more singers. Left is the basic version.
>>576976443guys check it out this anon can recognize voices holy shit
>>576976287On the explorer tab you can filter teams by whatever you want. For example, pic related would be a query for teams with 2 umas with 564 murmur but neither has all-seeing eyes, with that team archetype having a 41.6% winrate.
Post Orange Umas.
>>576976532Yeppers is secretly good, just no one wants to admit that. I'll give you one better from yesterday.
>>576976582
>Brickey gets lead stolen>still wins because her unique procs just before the late raceUmazing
>>576976783sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>576976783I fucking love this pic so much it's literally ME
I'm seeing so many people gassing out, I don't get why. It's not like this is our first med cm.
>>576976783this is nice nonny
Guess the ace
>>576976914just wave after wave of trainers gassing outuhhI forget how the rest went
>>576976914first CM where debuffers can be oppressive. the lack of downhills means you can't cheese your HP via your wit.
>>576976914grand live moment
>>576977007halloween rice
>>576976914retard
>first match of the day is a S+ late xoguri>all pace skills>mfw
AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE WITGOD SAID 700+1 GOLD WAS ENOUGHobviously that's not me
wtf is karen doing at the dirt track
>>576976115I love you
oh
>>576977172>Listening to witshart
billions must jog
don't know if I want my ex back or I'm just bored
>>576977226Pixelated Haru be all like> ^_^
>check karaokeWHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE
>>576977172thats basically me, im gonna get raped against 4 double murmurs next round arent i
>Got a single podium after allI'm so proud of my girls. Maybe there's still a decent chance
>>576977226In MANT I would raise KAWAII CURREN CHAN's dirt aptitude to run more since it was easier than raising mile+med
I unironically miss the golshi game days
ah shit i did this to myself by queueing in peak xogslop timeamazing cm
>>576975976my cute and flashy daughter of course!
>>576976914I haven't seen anyone gas out because I haven't seen a single race.
>>576977348stamina debuffing is a newcutie-killing strat. lots of tryhards will swap to double dominator which allows you to punch-up far better.
>950 stam and 1 gold>Brickey still dies from quad stam debuffers because they got 567 offAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
my own debuffer fucked my oshi WR
>>576976013Ramonu is such a fucking weird card. so-called "MLB or bricked" card to the level of kitasan but it's useless after 1 scenario for 3/4 styles in the gameGM is the last scenario that uses more than 1 wit card. Bourbon wit 2.0 drops about a month after Ramonu and is necessary for fronts. McQueen wit drops a month into L'Arc, 5 months after Ramonu, and replaces her for paces. CB is still the better wit card for ends. her longevity is 7 months for lates until Diamond wit drops and powercreeps her.genuinely why pull unless you're new, a whale, or a casual who doesn't care about style specialization? you can pull for ancestors instead, which only requires 1 copy, and leave Ramonu to your borrow slot during GM.
>Podium a race>My debuffers placed ABOVE my AceWhat the fuck?
Debuffers are the true aces.
>>576977341sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>576976576humu humuma
>>576977485>Nishinoes>No Nishnoes on the team
bwos....so many clanker umas
I am leaving club next month. This chat is too gay
>>576977341>>576977595I TOLD YOU TO STOP THINKING ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH YOUR BRO! BROS ARE NOT FOR SEX!!!!
>>576977667mambwo..
men LOVE herwomen LOVE herchildren LOVE heruma of ALL TIMEMAYANO TOP GUN
incredibly rare room
>>576977667Show
>>576977497Because for a long ass time Ramonu stays the 2nd best wit card for every style. Like yeah obviously the style specific ones are better, but unless you are committed to running triple x style every cm every LoH for 2 years then having ramonu is a pretty big boon to your account.
Kawakami Princess > Christmas Oguri Cap
>>576977729Incredibly based room
>>576977667umankobro...
>>576976169The second anni hasnt happened yet though
>>576977743Say please
>>576975683>>576976418Both are good.
>>576977485>>576977552She can win sometimes y'know
>>576977497Not all players and especially not /uma/ run triple [specialisation] for every CMExcept front players, fuck front players
Round2 will be
>>576977839Please show me your club chat I'm so curious
>>576977667Mambro nyo... I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable...
>>576977497Ramonu is straight up better as a general Wit card just like how you use Finemo right nowYou can go using Finemo and Ramonu on any deck for like 3 scenarios and not worry about Wit cards
>Pampering Creek instead
>>576977642Dont worry she'll get her chance
Let's settle this once and for all.Is Restraint a good skill worth looping?
>>576977928bwo your Corner/Straight recovery?
>>576977909Trainees put all points in offense but none on defense
>>576977928Now it can tell exactly how you failed
>>576977497you still use her for TT, parents and oshis>CB is still the better wit card for endsnot necessarily, sometimes ramonu + ayabe (and eventually hishiama) will be the play, and even taishin won't always be used because encroaching shadow is so track-dependent
>>576977797>he doesn't know
How my teenage trainee looks at me in the hot spring the day after my overweight wife gives birth to a down syndrome baby
She's only lost because the games forced her to (boxing her). Nice, but only getting ~180 carats out of a performance like this is a little lame. I still can't join the big leagues because I don't have any meta Wit cards so it is what it is.
hmm...
holy
>groundwork->pace promoted autowinfinally the falco jobbers have given up and I can win like this
>>576977747>every cmyou can just have 2 of the other style specialist cards i mentioned and disregard ramonu entirely after GM, when do you ever run umas of 3 different styles in cm anyway>every LoHyou'll be bringing triple fronts to LoH anyway... right anon?
>>576978084>>576978113wasn't mine, was checking to see why this one lost when it shouldnt have
>>576978075yes it is for rickey brickey builds
>>576977256I'm not good enough for you
>>576976914If you get enough stam and recoveries to survive stam debuffers then you just lose to Dom debuffersSo people are gambling on stam debuffers being a Round 1 thing
>>576978121So its basically unsable ever now?
>>576978127
>>576977296assuming you broke up with them then it's usually a matter of time dulling the severity of the problems that led to the breakup. humans, for whatever reason, tend to whitewash the past and it can lead to these sorts of dilemmas.is it possible that you two should be together and it was a mistake? sure, it could be the case, but the vast majority of the time you're just lonely and reaching for the most probabilistic solution. the prospect of contacting them and possibly getting back together to "check" if it was the right decision is tempting because it feels like it wouldn't cost you anything but that's not true at all. who knows where you could be if you don't get back together, how long this second-chance could cost you, the amount of time you'd need to get over them again, and any amount of unforeseen consequences.
>>576978127too specific
>>576977846Fronts are the only honest style, I either stay in first or I die
>>576978075why wouldn't be?
>>576978180>just roll on 3+ cards instead of oneAre you aware how retarded that sounds
>>576978114Taishin isn't just an Encroaching Shadow dispenser
>>576978075Restraint is good for Cheer Kingu parent looping
>>576978180>you can just have 2 of the other style specialist cardsyeah okay scroogekeep doing that when everyone else has most of a deck of specialist cards
>>576976914Let me tell you the correct answer.Its because speed goes to 1600 now and running faster burns more stamina and people cant hit 1600 speed and still get enough stamina
Need to kiss my little schizo on the forehead and on the lips while holding her hand.
You can bring ANY uma currently released on JP to global, but you're the only one who can train her (she cannot be pulled on a gacha). But everyone else can also choose one.Which uma do you pick?
>>576978323A content creator of high influence on the global community was mocking the Restraint loopers.
39/40hate u neicha
wew
>>576978323160 base SP cost green that gives 40 wit (does almost nothing) and reduces rushed chance (rushed is beneficial unless you die or need to not be rushed for a skill condition)
>>576978472BUENA VISTA DESU
>>576978483>>576978075Consult the loopa docs https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pWBnsoH2h7NDm9Q5ZRZ-s9JuyMN-aAI5wJbIEqACCt4/edit?pli=1&gid=1794018670#gid=1794018670
>>576978472I am monopolizing her
>>576978472you already posted her. her or Ai
>>576978075If you're a front main its no argumentfree green that works on every single track and fights against redlight greenlight
>>576978490She can win sometimes, right?
>>576978483Was it the same guy who told his audience to make Sprint aces on MANT?
>>576978343ahanyway taishin doesn't come out for like a year after ramonuplus CB herself is extremely good and cute and many will fall for the propagandaso endgods will use ramonu wit a lot
>>576978582I don't click jewgle links
>>576978263Yep, now she's a long only uma with gold fall runner when except Libra 1 the only long fall event will be November 2026 LoH in JP
>people trying to have a discussion>"UHHHHHH HOW ABOUT YOU.... CONSULT.... LE DOCUMENT!!!!!"fuck you, honestly
>>576978327i said 2, not 3+and you'll need those specialist cards anyway, even having ramonu, if you want to have any chance to compete>>576978391what do you mean you don't already have 100k+ carats hoarded for when the time comes to pull for specialist cards?
>>576978638Fronts are not looping restraint
Im not going to make a debuffer that doesnt even have track affinity thats gay. Only a gay person would do that.All Asians are gay btw.
>>576978554Rushed is only beneficial to end closers.
>>576978472all mine
>>576978729Yes they are kill yourself
holy based oshi opponent
>>576978763Succeeding every pace up wit roll during it is p good
>>576978472goldship
>>576978789I'm not
>>576978789Sorry all the good fronts are not wasting time with restraint
>>576978807>Loses
>>576978490>seal clubbing with xoguri double murmur in open leaguewhat happened to shame
Ichiban!
>>576978886He won where it matters: His soul
>>576978472Daitaku Helios (Ballroom).
>>576978729My Brickey has restraint because of looping and it turns her into a monster
>>576978763Fronts love to get rushed and get an even bigger lead as long as they have stamina
>>576978886that one is the happy pose though so they at least won that match
>>576978472Nepobaby Yanko
Danchuds what is quota for A+ tier after half TP?
maybe speed really is a myth when she has 160 speed in greensthis one only has 4 greens too since i only made it after that last guy posted histeam is 2x dominator keeneye
>>576978284reason she broke up with him is because he's probably ugly, she would have stayed around for Chad
>>576978472Round Falco
>>576978948Me impregnating both
>he didn't give his ogurin 5 heals
>>576978472
The volume of dooky players is so high this cm that hopefully these bootylords beat each other enough that a lot make it to round 2
>you didn't roll for the ugly ass christmas unit that came out after the holiday season>you don't get to play the video gamenice game retards
>>576978472>Have to pick between Sirius and Journey.Hmmm... I guess I'll pick Journey.
>>576979030Um, excuse me, but it is incredibly SEXIST to reduce these Umas to just housewives!
>>576977667You still haven't shown
>>576978968That's the pre match pose
>>576978671litchterally everyone was saying that at first because even jp vets didn't know how good nunity would be
>>576978963i thought rushed would only change the uma style. how can a front go even further beyond if her only choice is pace?
>>576978472I WANT CAT MAYA
>Ug3 vibe trained Mayano>but no ignited sparks>meanwhile other girls can only get SS on a good dayI want to breed other girls but Maya keeps leglocking me...
>>576978942sovl is a fungbile value
>>576979119your copa?
>>576979119You get to play...in B League lil bro
>>576979152You don't think... he was lying was he?
>>576979052that doesnt narrow it down much
>>576979257I wish I looked like that.
>>576978472GFE Jordan
>>576979119I got spooked by her actually
>>576979202Fronts become runaway
>>576979257I look like this
>>576979119none of the alternate outfits look good anyway
>>576978905the chase for 100% WR is not kind to Oshi gaming
>>576979257
>>576979119My Rickey has a higher winrate thoughbeit
>replace UF ace with shitter UG oshi>start getting noticeably weaker opponents
No Oguri Craps allowed on the podium
Oop, time to pause CM races to start another auto training
>>576979030these umas are perfect housewives!
>>576979267>you didn't roll for the unit whose banner overlapped with 3 must-have cards>you don't get to play the video gamenice game retards
>>576979119Everyone fuckin told ya to get her. EVERYONE
I'm thinking it's soul
>>576979119i've been spooked by her three timesi've never done an oguri careeri simply do not like her
>>576979350is this confirmed or are you just saying it? runaway is a skill, does the game consider it a style?
>>576979520The Vivlos femtuber told us to not get her thoughbeit.
>>576977497Okay i just checked. Pace and lates will get their wit card almost 2 scenarios after Ramonu. So her shelf life even in "worst case" is 8 months. Which is not pretty standard.
>>576979520my sloptuber said skip because le heckin evo skeelz
>>576979491Don't worryIf you don't have Ramonu MLB and all your general MLBs in check so you can borrow Ancestors for GrandMasters you don't get to play the game either.The difference Ramonu MLB does for grandmasters is so dramatic you can't even compete.
>>576978251I will love you regardless
you ever goon so hard one day that you can't even get it up the next couple days
>>576977497
>>576979520The outfits suck and the personality is bland. Easy passes.
With the g1 affinity change do you still use an affinity calculator for looping or do you just vibe it on the trainee?
>>576979723i use vibrator on my trainees
so...who is the NEXT hoguri?
>>576979257fusu
>>576979547Triple 7 is such an unbalanced skill I HATE IT
>>576979794Kitasan whiteBrian Blaze
>>576979749Why even bother when the discord exists
>>576979749>Burger pocketHahaha holy shit.
>>576979723You slap the same racing schedule on every single uma on auto until it workscaring about affinity is a meme since auto cheats
>>576979641What does she do for GM?
>>576979723base affinity is placebo now that the race bonuses are comfortably 50+
>>576979547saved for 2 years from now when people reminisce about the xog days
I fuck this
>>576979749is this code?
I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING FOR HELP SO I CAN BE FREED FROM PARENT FARMING
Nice CM umachachos
>>576979119>>576979520>tfw a hair's breadth of not getting her at all because i lucked into her in 50 pulls but definitely wasnt willing to spark because i didn't like running seasonal outfits out of season, didnt think it looked all that appealing on its own, *and* discounted just how meta an uma she really was>tfw abused the shit out of her in 4 CMs after the fact anywaystill havent won with her yet
>>576979749>>576979853
>brickey gasses out 2 seconds before the race endsholy fuck that felt bad
>>576979623Evos were such a good gaslight
>>576979749fellow employee, it is against company policy to divulge internal communications with the press. expect contact from HR soon.
>>576979571It's a style in that it has its own style specific speed modifiers, but fronts do not become runaways while rushed, they simply enter speed up mode guaranteed which usually requires wit rolls
>>576979980many such cases
>>576979749>>576979853>>576979973
>>576979689yeah
>>576979845*Umacord
What's the point of playing if you always go full meta? You're not even making the decisions for yourself anymore you're literally just pulling the lever on the slot machine you were told to use until you win.
Weh. Stop putting me against these
>>576978075If you're planning to use uniques that require no rushing, yes. Otherwise not really
>>576980104Pulling for meta umas is cringe to me, yeah. Support cards are a different story though. I want to give my favorites the best chance at winning
>>576980104i'm farming resources until my wife arrives on global server
>>576979973i could understand storing a fully-intact burger for later consumption but to have taken a bite THEN store it is sociopathic behavior.
>>576980104to get slightly more carats so they can more easily acquire the next meta of course
>>576980028thank you, interesting information
My round 1 was full of Independent Learner umas, in my round 2 I haven't seen a single one. Has it been like that for anyone else?
>>576979853What the fuck is a burger pocket
>>576980292back to back ug9 x2 xog with 2 debuffers for 7 matchesunironically just delete this cm and never run it again
>>576980104i have cm wins with macky x2, archer lewdolf, ass wonder, air groove
>>576980061Works fine on my machine.
>>576980292anon, it's still rd1. continue your clanker-clubbing and seal-clubbing until you hand over the club tomorrow.
>>576979623Her evos are stamina based but guess what? Now with evos you can cut even more stamina.
>>576979723I use the tool on hakuraku in the veterans section (Parent run planner) and just eyeball it and change my saved schedule based on what I'm using.>>576979482>Shichi and Yeppers on the same team>AND DIGITAN>AND DENIES THE PODIUM TO OBUHII kneel.
>>576980406Anon, you know what I meant. Day 2.
>>576980386I assume it's an attempt at slant for Vagina but I can't take it seriously.Let's hope they're just Tosen Jordan fans
>he isn't deploying the shitter umas to let as many people in A as possible
>hfw there's a shota at the finish line
>>576978075Yes.
>>576980104you probably never used the slime on elden ring or magic in dark souls because if you don't have brain damage you are not playing the game properly
>>576979623>Surely Cygays will roll out evo skills and not subject us to Hog meta for a few yearsHaha...
i still haven't lost to a copeano brickey.and i never will.
>>576980104>game is unplayable if you don't pull cards>you need 5 copies of said cards>cards are not guaranteed on their rate-up banners>the cards that can spook you are 90% worthless unusable dogshit>rolling for characters in the gacha game as a f2p/low spender bricks your accountyeah i wonder why everyone is metagaming with the same three horses and decks
>>576980548But doctor, I AM the shitter umas
>>576979749>>576979853>>576980386>
>>576980136>not even med Show shit are you?
>>576980615evos drop in about 4 months anyway, JP got them at 2nd anni
>>576979749Imagine just being a normal person logging on for shoes and you have to deal with this daily
>>576980674
>>576980683I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed how weird it was that Hello put the burger she was eating into her back pocket when she started talking to you.
Seems okay but I may try and make a hybrid out of Maya instead of full debuff
>>5769807454 months feels long, MANT is a good example
>>576980104In CS do you buy the AWP, the AK or the Negev? You play the meta to win
>>576979376exceedingly shit taste and homosex
>>576980615lmao xog will still dominate with evo skills anon. the umas/cards who can put her in check doesn't fucking exist yet on global. they literally had to stop doing medium CMs even post-evo because oguri is just THAT dominant
>>576980615>>576980745evolved skills are just skills for select umas right?so that doesnt make The XOg herself weaker but makes X and Y uma even stronger than The XOg, so then you're just kneeling to X and Y uma instead of The XOg anywayThat doesnt seem like it changes anything?
Great game
the 3 same umas i always use?sweepy maya flowerw-well not this time...
Reminder if we had evos Hoguri would be actually unkillable with her evolved recoveries.
>>576980674if you are playing to win in a gacha and you also dont want to spend money you already fucking lost
>>576980848i only buy armor + deag for epic frag highlights
>>576981014What's happening here?
>>576981001If only Uma was as generous as Nikke. I hate how greedy the card system is.
How many days until pearl?
>>576980341
>>576980941it does make the playing field more even, but you won't kneel to any other uma nearly as much as xoguri in the current meta
>>576981075maybe she's correcting her trainer
>>576979376both of mcafe's alts are superb
>>576980104I will use umas I feel like most CMs but not this one.There is no room to fit a non meta uma in this cm.
>>576980941The issue is thisNothing comes close to Xog, she deletes everyone else in any CM where she is allowed
i lost to a clanker muteki with E dirt
>>576981392>>576981392>>576981392new
This shit don't work
It feels like fronts need firm resolve or they're bricked for this CM
>>576979376nigga, both of nature's alts?
>>576981364this graph will look exactly the same even with evos
>>576970056>>576969803This shit is nuts I dont actually mind MANT anymore especially since I just only did aces and won. GL is easy to play but its fucking stupid to actually win the rng. I dont really know if I want to do another 5 tries to get into A later.
>>576980865>>576981250>>576981457some look okay but i have not found one i would use over their original
>>576981364brickey can win against xoguribut the brickeys are understamming hard
> Check the server for the spreadsheet that always gets posted> halting data collection for Indie Training and will slowly retire the channels. There are now dedicated servers for such researchWell fucking where, who is doing research
>meta this>off-meta that>whale this>f2p thatthis is a PvP-focused gacha game that now has a functioning auto-play.f2ps? you're dead and you can't even out-effort/out-NEET the piggies.non-meta? you're dead for largely the same reason (though you, at least, have easier times farming mutation legacies).this world is not fair. umamusume will remind you of this reality.
>>576981667>UR TRASH>losesLmao
>>576981776And then you lose to an SS in the finals because Umamusume is actually a luck game
>>576980386It's like a Jungle Pocket but for burgers.
>>576981702loopacord
>>576982385That's what I just quoted, genius
>>576977320They're from Starhorse. Did you miss that three week long transfer event that gave reskinned TP 30s?
>>576978075Only for backliners that need to avoid rushing for their inherits.
the concert isnt random enough. there should be a chance that your uma trips and falls onstage and gets -hype.
