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fine motion
Tachyon LOVE
>>576999847No one does thisNo one looks like this
current jiggumshttps://jiggie.fun/yEH7XC>https://jiggie.fun/yEH7XChttps://jiggie.fun/yEH7XC>https://jiggie.fun/yEH7XChttps://jiggie.fun/yEH7XC
>>576999926
>>576999927makes life worth living. Canonically I mean, I don't personally feel that way
You I barely see any Cope Rickeys.
sex with ningens
>>576999927>>577000108Fuck off
post boobumas
>>576999847>shavednice
Heh, you think you can outspeed a flower?
>>577000193Take it up with Cygames. I don't make the canon
>>577000110Had a few lobbies with 3 of them personally.
>>577000104is
>>577000304only in the bed
>>577000226Too fucking big. God I hate you motherfuckers and the artists who draw tits and other body parts at an obscene size and find them attractive. 7 and you die
>>577000461Fucking brat
>>577000110Yeah I see maybe one or two per ticket. She's harder to build than the fatty for a weaker performance, and she's new.
>>577000438first-rate wife
>>577000537Holy based.
>>577000226
>>577000537look what you did!
>>577000537A little harsh, but not unwarranted. Good job anon, you've done the world a favor today
>>577000226Fuku is that big>proofs?same size as Fuji and she is big too
>>577000772Big, but not that big.
>>577000461holy fucking SEX>>577000105holy fucking retard
>>577000537
Are you ready to roll for the ultimate front runner?>Can run any distance>Corner Velo and Accel unique for 4s+>DD, Early Lead, Fast-Paced, Groundwork, Escape Artist and Taking the Lead innate skills>Both Evolved skills are Meta>All event skills are good>Still used in JP to this dayDo you have your carats ready anon?
>>576999847Kitasan White...?
GOLDO CHEESE
Fuji Kiseki
>>577000937>frontsnope, but I hope she spooks because kita is cutegotta save for orfevre
>>577000937Can't wait to run my oshis kitasan white and christmas oguri together in future cms
>>577000937Doesn't she get insta cucked out of angling because she doesn't have a mid race unique skill, or does her innate 0.1 accel solve the need for that?
stop killing people with 7s
>>577000964Kitasan Brown
>>577001087
>>577000537there are CIA agents in this website right now, they just saw the blood on your hands and now you are classified as a national threat. 7 and you're transferred into Guantanamo
In this setting, Saddam Hussein's daughters were Uday and Qusay Umamusume
>>577000868Fuji will be bigger after her next magic trick where she tests our genetic compatibility and makes a family of four appear out of nowhere
>>577000937>LoH tax unitskitasan BLEACHED and chocolate fujin seem like decent targets, i suppose.
>screenshots taken moments (hours) before disaster
>>577001208>>577000537Glowie here, he's one of our agents. 7 means he lives
>>577001208Heh. Not today. 4 and you also die >:)
>>576993236sorry im insanely late but hold on, if a skill says (late, long) it means it ONLY works if both those conditions are met? i thought it meant either... FUCK
>>577001179That's like the same thing bourbon gets. Granted Bourbon can't use her own card so kita won't have to suffer that for too many cms.
>>577001258That only works if you find her scent pleasing as well.
67 and I marry Helios
>>577001208I'm a fed and this genuinely is some of the tamest stuff I've seen this week
>high quality uma porn uploaded on boorus>the source given is a fucking private discord channelwhat the fuck??? you can't do that
>>577001564I am also a fed (foreign)!
>>577001628report it, then have it removed
>>577001564>I'm a fedkimoi
>>577001584Mare Teio, but FRENCH, is it worth it?
>>577001628post it
>>57700155367
>>577001758https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=uta_%28xuyansong1996%29it's this guy fyi, i found his public socials but it's all stuff he hasn't posted there
>>577001715>>577001785I know too much already
>>577001715>>577001785Dober sex
>>577001564I'm also a fed (postal). Please come out and sign for your Uma figure, a signature is required for some foreign goods.
Sakura Chiyono Odumb and stinky
>>577001913You get the federal pension so you are entirely correct (my figure from japan is coming soon please don't damage it)
>I'm expecting to spend my entire night spinning this stupid wheel to spend my coinsI regret not managing this better
Glowies in /uma/...
>>577000867these perfectly cut dialogue boxes never fail to make me smile
>>577002053If it is left at my case, I will do my best to keep it safe. If it is thrown in my pumpkin by a clerk/PSE, I will pray for its safety.
>>577002069>set to 1-spinretard
>>577000867Doto chose Opera O just to fuck with Shakur.Evil.
>>577002074blackrock and cygames employees are in these threads as of right now
>>577001791French fries were always the best part of a burger, imo
>>577002164You guys have been doing a way better job than ups/fedex, I fucking love the usps
I wish I had a federal uma wife...
I'm an upside-down fed and currently working from home and shitposting here on the job
LET'S GO RICKEY!RICKEY! LUCKY! HAPPY!I BELIEVE IN FENG SHUI!
>>577002069just do max spins retard
>>576999973>>577000104i love you
>>577002265Would Cafe be a fed?
Stop hating on my wife just because you're a bunch of try hard retards.>*Nukes /uma/*
>>577002331
I bought a finemo ramen bowl and a bunch of figures and I just know the stinky, disgusting, reptile-like f*d golems will shank me with their import taxes.
>New Condition: Slow Metabolism
>>577002069can you match me?
My sloptuber told me to save up for Finemo2
>>577001375based ricebro
left or rightchoose
>>577001568I HATE that Creek got me into babyplay.
>>577000537Fuck you.
>>577002331GL anon!!!
>>577002521I really wanted to run her more but she really suffers in the late race. :(
>>577002251I'm glad to hear that. There are some routes that got carriers who just don't give a fuck.
>>577002548I am choosing to read this as a threat, and I choose both
What does this mean, I don't remember getting "fully charged" before
>>577002192>>577002343ummm okay thanks.... but that retard part was uncalled for and kinda mean/going too far/harsh please don't "farsh" (go too far/be harsh)
>>577001527TITS!!!! :DDDDD AWWOOOGA AWOOOG A TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS AHHAHAHAAHA WOOF WOOF WOOF
>>577002548There's only one Uma in that picture...
>>577002548Left. I want to hurt people. Women are temporary. A well maintained gun is forever. They don't get old, they don't dry up, they don't demand alimony, they don't take your fucking kids away, they don't try to suck you for every fucking cent causing you to flee the goddamn country and essentially never contact your family ever again, so you post on a mongolian basket weaving forums about a fucking gacha game to get over the pain and loss.
>>577002667if you go over 1200 power you get a free accel in late race depending on your power stat
when do we get awakened skills
Has anyone built a good Front for the Mile CM
>>577002624Yeah I can get that in some scenaios, I've lived on both coasts now (and hawaii) and the usps really has been rain or shine whilst fedex just leaves their gay sticky note saying I wasn't home when I clearly was
>>577002735You don't want the M16A1?
>>577002074More likely than you think
>>577002667You get accel for being above 1200 power that gets stronger if you get PDM and weaker if you get rushedThink of it as a mini Dober inherit as a reward for investing in Power
>>577002770So true bestie!
>>577002606Mine hasn't won at all today, only yesterday. Don't worry about it.
>>577002770>they don't try to suck you for every fucking cent causing you to flee the goddamn country and essentially never contact your family ever again, so you post on a mongolian basket weaving forums about a fucking gacha game to get over the pain and loss.
>>577002773>0.1 accel for a short time depending on how far above 1200 power you are (1250 minimum to even barely matter>0.1 accellol
>>577002832I don't trust myself with a firearm, I have butter fingers.
>>577002806Service me like Curren would and I will let you know
>>577002809Ticute
>>577002894hey, I didn't comment on how strong it was, only that it exists
>>577002832Have you ever carried/maintained one? They're fucking brick heavy and jam all the fucking time
>>577001872>AI Cumslutsoh nvm that's the dogshit website with all the slop and shityeah no fucking shit they allow literal discord trash in there LMAO>REEEEEEE THE OTHER SIDE DOESNT HAVE ALL MY SPICY PEDO SHITnot my problem :^)))
>>577002770Let me hug you bro
>>577002809Ticket is... hot?
>>577002673Auto Spin has been in the game for what feels like half a year already, its a non-issue now my dear retard (friendly)
>>577002832I don't need one bro
>>577002770Are you sure you should be in a general about horse girls, isn't that bad for your mental health
>>577000110YOU NIGGAS TOLD ME GETTING 6 GREENS WAS EASYTHEN SHE HAS SHITTY GROWTH RATES ON TOP OF THAT WITH NOTHING IN SPEED OR STAMINAHOW THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS GASLIGHT US INTO THNKING SHE'D BE GOOD FOR DIRT MEDIUM
>>577002952Tell me first and you'll get the service later
>>577002993Thanks but human affection is wasted on me>>577003048I like horse girls but I now feel too broken to even pick a girl over a gunhow does someone restart life in their 30s after being with someone for a decadewhat do i even do now. i dont know. drink more.
>>577002983I used one for a day once and it was pretty fun plus she's my gfl wife sooo
Lost curvature and a few things but finally got a worthy stamina upgrade + groundwork
>>577003089no one said that retardshe will dominate the miles though, since it's easy to infer that because she's second to only xog, she's second to none when xogs are banned
I pulled Brickey but I'm too lazy to make good parents so I'm not looping green shits
>>577003151I used one for 6 months of training and I never want to fucking hold one again
>>577003089gwo you have 3 greens for free, you hope FineMo gives you Right Handed/Fall Runner and then you just need 1 or 2 greens from an inspiration or a race or another card or whatever
AAAIIIIIEEEEEE FEUDALISM IN MY GAME CYJEWS HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>577003089The 6 green thing is also a gaslight. 4 is the minimum, and you never take shitter greens just to pad the chances they proc. 0.05 midrace accel and speed is not groundwork.
>>577002074Don't be surprised. Most feds are bored and trying to waste time until their shift ends.
>>5770032816 months? man I feel you
>>577002074shakur bwos they're onto us!!
>>577003321>suddenly remember which ethnic groups has been agains feudals and royaltyBased Cygames
>>577003331what? gametora says the tiers are divided as such0<3-4<5<6
>>577003410The only ones who should be working right now are asian or australian feds...
>>577003175She's second to xog because she comes with free 120+ spd on dirt on her green skills and tries at decent speed carryover. She loses a lot of advantages on turf and even at her full potential is probably below bourbon.
>>577003515Night shift. And for the postal fed, the plants operate 24/7.
>>577003520>turfI am obviously talking about dirt miles retard. Turf rickey is an oshi move
>>577002578the dream is overwe didn't get med S in two inspo
>>577003507honestly 5 is fine and you can cope with 3 depending on position
>>577003507If it's the case that 3 greens already gives you the first boost then yeah my bad.There's marginal value to each successive boost however, the first is the most proportionally valuable, after which you have to be wondering whether front savvy and 5*0.05 velo outscales whatever next skill you could get.
Fukikitaru and Light O are umas with catgirl software
>>577003479The transition to the m4a1 was cathartic (minus the cleaning of the star chamber)
Yae
>>577003704What about Seiun Sky?
>>577003704Cafe too
1.5 anni def brought in some new blood and/or very old blood. Seen more trainee outfits then all of mant combined
Super Creek?I make her bed Super Creak if you get what I mean.
>>577003768
>>577001872https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9068098Umapyoi umapyoi!
Why did you bench Mambo?
Rice Shower kings WE WONhttps://exhentai.org/g/4109250/5c14734610/
>>577003836the game is healingI'm seeing so many actual clueless retards
>>577003704I like the ones with DogOS installed
Stop posting porn
which uma has horsegirl software???
>>577003836I'd imagine there's a lot of people that dipped midways because of the MANTscare and came back once GL droppedProbably doesn't bode well for them unless they're a whale looking to boot up their dried-up support cards system
>>577004049Why are the umas dressing like this all of a sudden.....
Keep posting porn IF it is good
Anyone else about to hit 10m?
>>577004182gold ship is the most horse uma in the game
>>577002884Good luck in future races fellow laisubro
>>577004049I use her on my TT Long squad
>>577004049
if Uma is so goodWhy hasn't china copied Uma but with Racecars or some shit instead
>>577004202it doesn't matter if they were retards whose manual trained umas (read: 20-40 minutes of committment) is barely better than their auto umas. Those just want to play with the horses and will ship whatever they can at the lowest effort into CM and not carebasically, casuals
>>577004437wooooooooooooooow
>>577004182mirako!
Mejiro Mejiro
>>577004489she's such a cute fattybut is she cute enough to use the next paid voucher on instead of furawa? hmmm
>>577004049Because she weighs 225 pounds.
>>577004613You should not comment on a girls weight
ideaspe ALTER based on the keiba bible accurate spechud
>last 3 hours for me have been taking a nap while listening to cute anime horse girls singing to my ears and only starting another clanker run every 50m then going back to napping>mood extremely improvedhow is this marvelous sunday going for you /uma/
>>577004742im gonna rub one out
>>577004457>>570361739
!!!!!!!!!IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!! Machan, does she, a husband, monogamously want??
what's the name of that guy who does the bouncy curren animations again
>>577004596I'm using 1500 statues on her Hope that answers your question
Post your item stacks...
>>577004529Mcuqueen...
>>577005025>English teacher?!
>>577005007as long as you don't have dementia in your genes
>>577004961rip
>Creek ghosted me out of her gold recovery for two runs straight
>>577005007Yes
post something evil
just ran out of TP, can they release the umapass already so I never run out of them again?
>>577005305
I wish I had Durandal. I got Believe and Light O but Durandal still hasn't spooked me and it sucks.
>>577005461STEGOSEXOOOOO
>>577005515yeah I agree, tickezo IS fucking evilshitty-ass crybaby uma
Thinking about Aston Macchan.
>>577005217The dispute was from the actual devs. The Kickstarter was a scam by a third party.
get fucking mogged xogger nigger was even using cancer shit like rudolf + loser nature
>>577005756super VILLAIN
I feel like I'm in danger....
am I forced to run triple crown if maru is in my loop?
>>577005791Shut the fuck up nigger, you are also using a debuffer, you don't get a right to complain
Rickey!
Fuji?
>>577004457they have a good HK horse racist scene and refuse to do anything with it those hacks
>>577004492Bright wouldn't act like this
>>577005872Sucking on sweepy's budding beads
>>577005863>pfpfftttfftfttthat's how you sound retard just farting nonsensefaggots like you are using 2 debuffers + the metafaggot flavor of the monthmeanwhile frontCHADS are still mogging you with weak umason a track we need to build stamina for
rickey looks like a 2hu
>>577005863he still put 100000x efforot than the xog nigger it is GUARANTEED
>>5770061082true
>>577006064>wins>acts all high and mighty>still complainsSounds like you're a little bitch who lost all the important races to a certain horse
>2m 5LI think they died or something
>>577006071my wife daiwa scarlet and her father agnes tachyon who i also have sex with
>>577005378
>>577006281I wonder why
>>577006253I have 85% WR xogger retard kysyou are the reason this CM is not fun for anyoneand yet my trainees are still raping your gray whorekys kys kys
>>577006108No wonder she's great
>>577005863NO FUCK YOUEVERY strategy other than the xog is valid and the xog must be slain by any means necessary
Usual 3 aces runner who tried running xog + debuffer for the first time here. Honestly it's boring and it feels helpless if xog somehow missed firing the heals, at least when you run 3 aces you got backup if your winning ace fucks up. Plus nothing feels better than seeing your aces get podium win in a strong lobby
I'm going to bed nowI hope I dream with Fuji Kiseki...
>>577006508Good night
>>577006384>still seethingYep, a finals loserI'll be waiting for you in 3 days
>>577005994you'll have to get through me first
>>577006508I hope you dream of Fuji Kiseki, too.
>>577004437>umas always start with one fan>because that one fan is youI like this little detail
>Honey, she is such a cute girl. Congratulations on birthing such a ray of sunshine into our lives>Thank you my dear. I'm sure she will bring us happiness>Yes, she's definitely destined to greatness! By the way, do you have a name for her, sweetheart?>Yes I do>Which name did you choose?>Kidslookintouchable>...>What?
>>577006546Bring it
>>577006548You both will have to get through me first
ms Victoria is a whore
my oshi? oguri cap, as in peak
>>577006313I do not like the Ramonu fusushe is too uppity. the other creatures are less haughty.
>>577006736Yeah but I was her first
>>577006771nnnnnnnnnnot my problem
>>577006771Her smug aura mocks you
unironically just thinking of auto genning debuffers and my single digital for round 2 digital is the only one that wins
>>577006476what con is going on today?
>>577006064uh oh melty
>>577006870
>>577006583Imagine getting spooked by air shakur and the game mocks you by saying you're her fan
Ok please guys tell me how can I win with Palmer
>>577006870majestic creature
>>577006892sawcon
>>577007040she be doing a bit of haughty
i wish i was a fusu
>>577005461YO, What does JP daily legend look like in after 5 years? Crazy they had Durandal nowThis was the last list that I got
>>577007110who the hell is steve jobs?
G A P E DAPED
>>577006870hideous creature
>>5770070751. Angling + Kita unique 2. Stamina, Stamina, more stamina3. Usual FR skills4. Pray
>>577007075Inherit Kitasan Black + Ballroom Seiun Sky, then hope nobody plays a Runaway
what does fusu vagina feel like
>>577007218Fluffy and tight but don't go too fast or it's gonna burn
>>577005091ok I hate you all...
>>577007286You aren't going to get me FED
>>577007075>the future meta spreadsheet gaslight has finally caught on
>>577007218abrasive
I hope nobody plays murmur on longs haha
>>577007329You caught me!
>>577007395Why wouldn't I when I can go murmur+siphon?
gm
>>577007178sawcon my balls
>>577007346>people believe this guy
>>577007614fuck you
>>577007693
>>577007693Consolation sex with Natie and Turbo and me in the middle
>>577007650HeliosGAWDS have mercy on us in the future
564 really warped the game around it huh
>>577001872MIRAKO SEXO
>>577007912GOLSHI GAME
>>577000226>>577001653https://files.catbox.moe/qgcp15.mp4
>>577007967KYS ai slopshitter
this game fucking sucks
>>577008073This game is Buono
>>577007521
>>577007998>fundamentalist righteously offended because somebody posted something other than "my trainee raped me I'm gonna rape my trainee" for the billionth time
>>577008073It would suck significantly less if I had my own Sei to spam runs
My trainee raped me. So I'm gonna rape my trainee back.
>>577007967saved
>>577007650>tokyo mile>daring strike on a uniquei believe it
>>577008312You could generate these yourself. It's actually insanely easy.https://github.com/LostRuins/koboldcpp/wiki
>>577007161Durandal isn't a permanent daily, just the newest one that's ongoing. The one you have is accurate to how the VS Daily are righ tnow.
>>577008073Akebono would never have such a negative attitude
orenji
>>577007967>literally made them sound like balloons
>>577008574cute-aru
4 and everyone gets their own alcoholic uma wife7 and Light Hello beats you over the head (lovingly) with a bottle of whiskey after a bender
>>577008392Nyaruhodooo...this looks interestingMight study it out of curiosity to learn more just for fun
>>577008689Dont want the hag. All I need is Fuku.
>>577008689i will take the gamble
>>577008794Good luck on your journey. If you ever want to upgrade complexity but power, go for llamacpp. Kobold is a great starting location though.
>>577008073Buono's FAT FUCKING TITS
Matchinor minutes ng fow. Where are people?
>>577008940And now they put me in the room full of clankers
>>577008689Hag Hello would never do that wtf
>>5770086895 and everyone gets a tissue
>>577007075>>577007650whats the source for this?
>>577008794V is gonna be an AI SEA sloppa niggerunironically go kill yourself
>>577009238the umacarat calculator doc
wtf
>>577009270Who or what is V? Care to explain?Regarding the AI comment I have nothing against AI. It is the future and you should adapt to it. I'm not the type to go looking for gens or make my own stuff but there is nothing wrong in learning the processAlso stop with the racism you are cringe as shit
>>577009356"Tosen Jordan and her trainer will hereby take responsibility for any pregnancies that occur during trainer x trainee umapyoi"wtf?!
>>577009497Amen. AI is pretty cool and its a fun tool. I don't expect it to replace artists and stuff, but I appreciate what its there for and it is an insanely convenient use in game development (RPG Maker sprites especially). Plus Claude Code is great at Ruby.>>577009270Please don't be racist...
>>577009356
>>577009545>no cute and shiny painted nailsinto the bin
I cooked like 2lbs of chicken wings and ate all of them in one sitting which uma is for me?
>>577009769Probably none, I think that would drive off any Japanese woman...so maybe one of the western ones?Gluttony is a sin, Anonymous...
>I don't know who V is but I'm going to avatarfag with NTR exactly like him. You're so transparent it hurts.
>>577009769Taiki Shuttles
As a funny joke, we gave the front runner a 0% speed growth rate
>>577009854
>>577006476Is this the FAG convention? The homosexual orgy convention? What do they have against HAG TITS wide in the open? Is Summer Maruzensky even truly meta other than her tits anyways????
uh oh schizo melty
>>577010000Holy quads of truth
I feel like even if I land in B finals, I'll still get matched against Xoguris with debuffers with how much I'm being matched against them
>>577006476Vbourbon is not banned, interesting.
>>577010000Amen my brother! Hag love is hag life!
>>577009974I don't get this memejust run 3 speed cards
>>577009769
which umas like tall white guys with small dicks
BurgerPocket
>>577010186grass wonder until she finds out you can't get through her ass umameat
We are not married King so stop acting like it
For any issues you may have with the students or staff here at Tracen Academy, please write your complaint on a piece of paper and place it in the provided “Complaints Box.” As a trainer, your wellbeing is one of our top concerns. Do not worry. Anything you submit will be done so anonymously.
>>577010290No thanks!
Why is Falco in Legend Changer again?
Have you chosen a style to specialize yet? Will you?How did you choose?
>>577010174Would KFC let you order that much chicken though, 999 meal sets?
>>577010356she was a monster... for dirt racesliteral smurfing
>>577010358LatesIf we lose, we loseWe gamblemax in this house
>>577010358LATE
>>577010358you have to choose two styles one main and one seconday
>>577010358most of my favorites are either Late or Pace, some both at once, so I guess those.if I had to pick, Late.
>>577010358front and lateexpensive and my f2p ass won't last? yes. But whatever
>>577010290The infirmary beds are too uncomfortable and break too easily
>>577010356Idol horse. Probably the more dubious of the requirements to get a legend changer but it is what it is. Though to be fair to Falco, she was a stupid strong dirt horse so I can see her having earned it.
>>577010276its over
>>577010358pace chuds ww@
>>577010523
>>577010469Sure but you can just neglect the secondary so it doesn't really count
>>577010563Isn't she an onige wtf
I've got 2 more chances to get into the next A Group...
>>577010718She's bicurious, she can front/oonige and pace chase, she's a better pace than front 2bh.
Oh boy, I can already see myself in A finals again and not winI'm just not good enough to win a single CM despite always being in A finals
>>577010596that only works if you are a latecuck who can just gamble with 3 shitters who never won a single G1 IRLfronts benefits from having a pace chaser following them in some cases where a runaway is uselesspace chasers like having fronts with them too and don't mind end closers since it helps them with positioning
>>577010563>>577010358Here. A bunch of my favorites are Paces before I knew it..
Gonna do my first Rickey run now
why is /uma/ full of whore trainersyou can love ONE umayou can sex ONE umathats it
>get practice poor>"I can just tank it, 2% is nothing">fail training twice
Is the Grand Masters concert song good?
>>577010565Google sloppa thinks this is Bobo - AGI is not happening if it doesn't have horse autism
What is the stamina requirement for next CM?
>>577010903hmmm nyoI have a full team for a reason
>>577011046Around 600
>>577010991this looks solid, did you do it youself or did you take if from somewhere else
>>577010991This is the best guide I've ever seen and I'll trust it completely
>>577010991Cool gaslight doc, I would have followed this in a heartbeat if I saw it earlier>If I catch you using veishin as a debuffer, I'm gonna get you (in minecraft)What's wrong with using little miss baker
>>577010991nice gaslight on SFV kek
>>577010807Fuck I hate training fronts and every single late i like has retarded positioning requirements that kill their viability so guess I'll go with pace and end
>>577010358Front? No, wait. Pace. I mean, no, uhh, End? Actually, I think Late...no...Front. Gotta...but...wait...
> Need to wait for Ruby card to come out to make end Xogs for next CMZzzz
>>577010358pace cause im a f2p chud
>>577011301are you done making after school parents?
>>577010819I regret not pulling for Ardan
Wait what, did they make Urara's affinity better?How am I getting double circles with her(not like it matters, pink sparks for turf/distance won't trigger most of the time)
>>577011358Yes.I sniped an amazing borrow
>>577010991Huh when did they buff rushing gale
>>577011370Baae affinity literally does not matter anymore, just stack G1 races bwocho
>>577011402>spoileryou can't say that and not show me
WE ARE XOGGY KIRKWE CARRY THE FLAMEWE FIGHT JUST FOR CARRATSWE'LL HONOR ISRAELS NAME
I might go triple late next CM. I even got LB1 Sichi
>>577011609good luck getting past the wall of front and pace lol
>>577011362She will forgive you as long as you've used a Mejiro in your CM races
>>577011669Ruby, Sichi and Pearl will make it happen
>>577011747Speaking of Ardan her ballroom's skill looks pretty good why is it never considered good unlike risky business and racing spirit stamina?
fellow soulless golems, post your xog
>>577011872bragging about round 1 again?
>>577011761Her lipsMy ballsNEED
>cheated 2 wins with an all clank team
>>577011872If you fag are running Xog you should at least have her unique epithet
>>577011987for me it's Visual Kei
>>577011949In two days
i can't make the sweepy dumper work
>>577011872Round 1 is nothing bah. See this clanker
>>577012041color me surprised
>>577000937>can run any distanceWait, I heard she's medium only? Can she stop the XOguri menace?
>>577012041Do a manual run on MANT first newcutie. it's not gonna work on new scenarios. Grand Live aside URA 2.0 and Unity 2.0 got fucked too.
>>577012080Nice CMhttps://youtu.be/vw-WJkJK210
>>577012156i was modding the code trying to make it work on GL that's alli know it still works on MANT
>>577012105she's broken, yeah>>577011987I got the virtuoso vocalist on her, for no reason in particular
>>577000937she gets free rolls if I don't get her there I'll ticket hermy carats are reserved for my gyaru gf
>guy that bullies me in the thread is borrowing my parentDo I be petty and remove him as a Follower or is that too immature?
>>577012323SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>577012394namedrop him
>even a clanker xoguri could beat the shit out of other umasNice balancing?????
cygames! give us a loser uma! i beg you i need to train an uma with low self esteem and bad vision i just need want to see her win at all costs
Tonight, on Dateline NBC: Chris Hansen catches several notorious umamusume athletes in a sting operation that is now being called the biggest and most shameful in Tracen Academy's history. Reports show that newly hired trainers at the prestigious school have been systematically raped, coerced, threatened, blackmailed, and outright kidnapped by a ring of student racers. Sources also state that even campus security, faculty and even the director herself may be involved.All this and more at 6.
>>577012468Hello? ZRB?
>>577012464I think the other aces are just shit anon
>decide to go in on wit teio>get to 400 and 2 copies>load up the card to keep going>hit at 130>go to uncap>have rainbow crystalMan I keep forgetting I have this thing
>>577012536MY FUARKING HERO actually
>>577012468this but it's a dark story where torena abuses and discards her at her very lowest to help a prodigy uma reach her peak
>>577012464>literally the reason why evo skills exists and why every uma after year 2 is so hyperspecialized compared to being generalist year 1 umas and why mediums are so FUCKED even today in JPlol
>>577012596>fearmongeringWe have foresight, JPard
>>577012536She is my FUARKING hero actually.https://x.com/i/status/2082440126987116989
>>577012464I guess some people just don't know how to play.
>>577012394Name and shame
>>577012682What's the lore behind that? Did the horse kill a dragon or something
>>577012080>a clanker has a higher WR than most manually made aces
>>577012702If Independent training means Robo Torena what do Clanker Umas in CM mean?
What would sex with Dantsu Flame be like?
>>577012789>Queues during SEA hours to avoid all the good players
Goodnight /uma/
>>577012449>>577012721The Mambo danchou...
why is cumstacks so low compared to last week?
>>577012953BASED
>>577012953NE NE NE NE
>>577012737
>>577012916Me on the left
>>577012953Uhhh bwo where's your Steampunk Tickezo?
>>577011949girls don't actually like balls. They're all wrinkly and smell funny
>>577012953Dirt steampunk Taishin is actually legit, my hogmaxxed ace lost to one in a practice room.
>>577012975May you have sweet dreams and find love soon~
>>577013061And you know this because?
>>577013029>OOHHH MAI DEEP IMPAKUTOlolthe absolute state of jap horse racing
wahey
>>577009993I love Palmer now
>>577012975*smooch*Goodnight, anon
>>577013061my ex loved playing with my balls and biting the skin and stretching itthey are like anxiety handballs but for womenalso the smell made her horny or whatever
>>577012957SEA hours are still 5 hours from now retard. Its California hours right now
>>577013029>winning the triple crown makes a horse god tier>but not the autumn/fall triple crown which is factually more brutal and insane for horse >which only two horses have ever achievedIdgi
>>577010290Hey Air Groove, still planning on doing the cleaning therapy thing at my house later this week? T
>>577013029Man reading these all I can think of is that those keibafags are huge cucks>NOOO MARUZENSKY CAN'T RUN BECAUSE OF HER HERITAGE>yes grass wonder taiki shuttle you very japanese you're good>NOOOOOO ZENNO ROB ROY ISN'T A STRONG HORSE SHE HAD A GOOD JOCKEY IT DOESN'T COUNT>my overlord opera o is the strongest horse no doubt her triple crown will be remembered for ages
>>577013029>Olivier bad>Lememe goodWhat's the logic behind this?
>>577013129I flopped them on my sister's face once when she was sleeping and she didn't like it
>>577010358Pace, somehow my account is full of girls and cards for it
>>577011196This looks what
>gentildonna isnt global until 2028donnabros what the fuck
>>577012932Salty milk and coins
>>577013083Why would you say that>>577013254!?
>>577013443You have enough time to save for the horse that will make paces relevant forever more
>>577013474I don't like doxxers
>>577013469why are you still awake didn't you go to sleep
Fuck this shit.
Palmer is...
>>577013502
>>577013352What do you mean, japs fucking hated opera O
>>577013515Saying goodnight doesn't mean I'm going to sleep immediately! I of course had to wait to see if I got any replies.
>>577013254should you be kissing him right after sucking your boyfriend off...
>>577013531
>>577013572Chronogenesis is the godlike pace chaser that came from heaven to change the meta foreverThe same Chrono from the doxxing site
>>577013583The earnings say otherwise
>>577011747I've been trying to win with Bright since she came out cm11(?) but it's pretty difficult, I'll get plat one day though
Good morning bwosI'm gonna watch loop guide and when someone ask here how to loop i will asnwer
>>577013595Which boyfriend?
I'm bruteforcing urara into every CM and haven't won a single one
>>577013675Which guide?
We fucked
>no talking point for 5 mins>immediately go back to ERPingI hate you guys so much it's unreal
What would sex with Fine Motion be like?
>>577013748How to loop brohttps://youtu.be/0fHxGjOu-T8
>independent grand live>3k-4k skill points>manual grand live>2.5k skill pointsFUCK
>>577013443
>>577013715Your boyfriend obviously. You don't have more than one right
>>577013662Huh? Pace are like the biggest winners all the time thanks to how easy oguri and xoguri are to build and useThe fuck do you mean change the meta?
>>577013808Are you also doing 30-40 races in your manual runs
>>577013797This video by LightBirb serves as a comprehensive guide to Parent Looping and Independent Training in Umamusume: Pretty Derby. The goal is to demystify the complex process of building powerful parent Umas to pass down essential white skills to future generations (0:00-1:52).Key sections of the guide include: Why Loop? (1:15-3:47): Focuses on player agency. While blue and pink sparks are often RNG-dependent, white skills can be deliberately "looped" into a lineage, significantly increasing the probability of passing them on to your aces (up to a 35% chance for fully looped skills). Independent Training (8:33-12:21): Recommends using Grand Live to hit SS-rank and 600 stats in stamina and guts, which optimizes the quality of sparks. It provides a recommended support card setup (three speed, one stamina, one power, and one group/power card) and stresses the importance of race matching for gaining affinity (12:21-19:05). The Looping Strategy (20:46-33:35): Introduces the concept of a "Core Loopa"—a main branch of your lineage meant to amass high-tier white skills. The creator explains how to start from scratch, maintain lineages, and decide whether to use a static or dynamic (two steps forward, one step back) approach to building your parent roster. Managing Branches (33:35-50:40): Discusses creating "side branches" for specific needs like Champions Meeting prep, dirt races, or incorporating green skills. It also addresses how to handle "merge conflicts" when trying to combine different lineages and how to reintroduce difficult-to-acquire skills through selective breeding.Ultimately, the creator emphasizes that looping is a marathon, not a sprint. Even unsuccessful runs contribute to your overall account progress, and persistence leads to significantly stronger, more versatile Umas for competitive play.>50 mins long video>only the last 20 mins are about looping
>>577013808I got 3k by getting the two sp songs early back to back and running Tachyon
next jiggumshttps://jiggie.fun/U2OubR>https://jiggie.fun/U2OubRhttps://jiggie.fun/U2OubR>https://jiggie.fun/U2OubRhttps://jiggie.fun/U2OubR
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/USwIpAisBvoxoguri mains have it rough...
So, other than Mejiro Ramonu and the mandatory scenario cards, these are the MUST HAVE cards we all should aspire to get during 2027/2028, right? Am I missing anything?
>>577013879nuh-uh
More like ZOGuri
>>577013797You are watchihg an /uma/ approved tuber so I will help answer your questions
>>577013747never give up!
>>577013876Thank you anon, Chrono is fair and balanced paces were always strong.
why are there so many auto umas
>>577013773Post THAT
uma seabiscuit with her tard wrangler man o war
>>577013963Skipping SoE (got MLB creek) nd Orf (no end main)
>>577014027Playing GL is worse than MANT but we can replace this with clankers
>>577013907I really don't understand why>get skill spark on grandparent uma>borrow parent with same skill spark>spark skill on parent umaneeds a guide
>>577013531Palmer's a nice girl. She would never do this.
>>577013963You need one of the style specific cards, no more fencing sitring gwocho
>>577014015Are they not always strong? We see paces win a lot compared to other styles unless it's long where ends could zoom
>>577013950that guy bounces everyday
>>577014042Uma Seabiscuit would be cool
>>577014064>not borrowing the style specific cards that you'll use 50% of the time at most and getting the generalist cards that will be 100% of the time in the deck
>>577014030
>>577013830>>577013904>ywn be held by the donnaits over
>>577014015Paces are actually the real cancer style and she should stop doxxing me
>>577014027You can auto bot your way into finals with ogurin. Then you already got most of the gibs.
>>577014130gwo you need to borrow distance specific cards
>>577014048Orfevre is linked to Ryoka you WILL roll for it if you want to play UAF
bwos, I don't think I can make it to 10 million...
>>577014130Style specific cards last a long time, picking up at least one is good for your health
>>577014057You are prob doing a simple loop desu
I have jerked off to NTR's ass so much I feel obligated to roll for her now
>>577014160I HATE SPECHUD I HATE SPECHUD I HATE SPECHUD
>>577013639>>577013531
>>577013050I have her but I wanted Fast and Furious from the OG and Steampunk's two golds either don't work or come with the scenario anyways though I didn't grab Come What May, kind of a mistake but I'm not going through aptitude hell again to fix it>>577013674I've forced Biwa in every single CM and it took until CM8 for her to finally win one, keep trying and you'll get it one day!
>>577013773sex with Still
Curren is no rapist
>>577014293I do it to her at least 2-3 times a dayOn the weekends I do it 6+ times
>>577014248Doesn't this contradict what that anon said earlier >>577010469
>>577014293You'll have to keep jerking off until April then.
>>577014273What is that even supposed to mean. Whether you're looping one skill or 20 the same rules apply.Borrow parent with the skills, use parent with the skills, hope you spark the skills and ideally get a good blue/pink
>>577010358Front + pace seems the likely outcome just based on how I've been playing so far, cards and umas I have, etc.
>>577014402Technically you could borrow the other style but eventually you will raped by Buhis who keep collecting both
>>577014443anon, you have to understandvery stupid people play gacha, retardsthey need it
>>577014217Silly me, forgot to add her to my carat planner. Thanks I added the banner
>>577014392>>577014414>2.5th anniversaryGod bless there's time to save up and keep jerking to this cute class president
>>577014384Curren is legitimately such a good girl.I want to protect her forever.
>>577013674evil horse I hate you
Creek is sexy and I'd fuck her but that mommy shit would be so weird, 0 wife potential
How long is the natie wit card going to be good for lates?Idk, I have nothing to pick the 1st and 1.5 anniv tickets with
>taking Smart Falcon as my only SSR card for robo training>cannot get groundwork half the time because apparently getting one event is too hardI love and hate robo training
Samefagging or his seafriends?
>>577014392>>577014530Basic Blonde Bitch
>>577014530Surely you will be saving 600 pulls enough to 5 star her
Post umas with burgers.
>>577014613did you add groundwork to the list of hints you want the clanker to selectI always got groundwork and I use like 5 SSR
>>577014578you have played her career, right? outside of peak goo goo babies moments, she comes off as a doting wife more. Give her a kid or three and she's satisfied for life
>>577014613Your pal cards?
>>577014724Yes, its there. maybe i should add more ssrs but holy shit this is ridiculous desu
>>577014684
sweepy, play 10 Rickey theme songs on 0.1s interval
>>577014392How can you jerk off with that huge belly you have because you're a fatass
>>577013950happened to me with 5 songs+6 one prep and charming. Always Asahi Mile after that.
>>577014684Cafe enjoying her meal is cute
>>577014674I'm just bruising my meat for her, ain't gonna go as far as bricking my account
nobody will find this flattie body attractive
>>577014674Nobody is doing that lol
>>577014607Anyone?Is there a better wit card for lates, later on?
>>577014362Thanks, dirt mutating is especially difficult
Post your core loopa
So what cards do I use in Auto training for mile loooooping?
>>577014961AIIEEEEEE NOT AGAIN
>>577014607>>577015003You need Ramonu and Eishin Flash speed for lates bwo
>>577014954>>577014971
>>577014726thisOnce she has an actual kid to go all motherly on, she'd get it out of her system.
>>577014970I find this flattie body attractive.
>>577015109Boring and ugly as fuck
>>577014954>I'm just bruising my meat for herGood taste keep pumping>bricking my accountShe is my oshi wife so I don't consider that a brickI will be 5 starring all of her alts too
>>577014630Slutty chud needs correction
>>577015003Wit Dia is the next generalist late card. Cafe wit comes before that, but thats for longs. Can be a borrow or build up with a spark and selectors. Thats up to (You)
Is NTRfag talking to himself
What's the point of buying u=ma if my oguri is always in 1st/2nd place
next thread will be better
>>5770150032 more scenarios. This one and Grand Masters. After that you drop her dor just Ramonu in L'Arc
>>577015129>>577014970Flat is so erotic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_0CaHRNYIw
>>577015286In case you aren't
>>577014607You run Finemo/CB + Nattie in GL.You run Ramonu + Nattie in GMYou run Ramonu in LarcThen you pull Dia wit for next scenario
>>577015279yes you dumbo, why do you think it takes that long between posts
ngl it is really sad to see the schizo desperately trying to get his attention and being ignored
>>577015279I'm actually from /v/ma, just here to hornypost a little
Kitasan is a yakuza princess
>>577015460Don't reply to them. They are just trying to bait for (You) and talk shit because you like Top Road. We have an indian schizos here that get rabid when Top Road is posted.
>>577015510would you risk getting yourself thrown into a concrete soup for a crumb of kitapussy
>>577015279yeppers
>>577015596Who do you think you are kidding
I kinda can't wait for y3/4 of the game when they start printing highly specialized umas that are broken just for one track. There's so many of them that nobody can afford to pull for meta umas meaning there should be more diversity in aces.
that's not insane
>>577015702don't want to be mean, but what are you going to loop from there>deletedwhat did he mean by this
>>577015771Cute outfit. And fitting, good that she's hiding her forehead
>>577015596I seeWell I just wanted to confess NTR has a nice ass
>>577015759>>577015779I mixed up preferred possition and nimble with prudent position
>my skinwalker gets more smooches than I dowhat the fuck gwos
>>577015109Only an actual retard trainer would do this. Ramen TopRo is god tier meta AND iinchou is an extremely good girl who deserves to be loved
>>577015882I get smooches in 'cord
>>577015596
It was on purpose
>>577015903>Ramen TopRo is god tier metalmao
>>577015903>cucks you and your trainers carats
>>577015843She has a rear approved by TM Opera O nonethelessShe is meaty in all the right places
>chiyofag>ntrfag
>>577015956yikes
k-kisses are gross and that's how you get cooties!
>satonotrannythe brown triad is here
>>577014501>meta so volatile even broken cards like pasa stop being used in less than a year of releaseYeah I'll take the risk
Lmao running deboofers has been hilarious best CM so far imohttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=H3icPZ3xW_ONbpy_Ba672q_1
>astroturf jordan
>>577016191>xog with 940 stamina dyinglmao indeed
>>577015703How the fuck did she remember.
This guy deserved to win. Holy shit.
>>576999847Harikitte IKU
>>577013675Are you done? Any insights?
>>577016191> winning xog failed 2 recoveriesLol
>>577016390>Any insightsYeah i'm fucking stupid, because i watched like half of video and i still dont get loopingHe using in his guide Oguri as parrent, but i'm pretty sure Oguri already was as granparrent
>>577016514If you have any questions I can answer them
>>577016514Dude, each white on a parent/gp gives 2.5% more chance of the skill showing up as a spark at career end. And you want to have your umas run the same and max amount of G1s for compatibility (which usually means using umas that can run both turf and dirt) That's all you need to know about looping, what to do should be evident with this information if you want parents with high affinity and certain white sparks.
>>577015956wtf is a burger pocket?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BombermanWait what?
>>577016015
>>577016669You don't have a burger pocket?
>>577016683You didn't know, bro? Bomberman is now mesugaki central. They want you to corner them and explode inside of them.
>>577016586Idk i cant grasp concept of looping at it's core And that's why i cant even ask question about this>You need to loop these 2 skills for start >You get them on Oguri>Then you get them on Pasa>then you give them on 3rd uma>and then you make pasa and 3rd as gp for oguriWHY YOU NEED to to oguri again she already has them>>577016639 >Dude, each white on a parent/gp gives 2.5% more chance of the skill showing up as a spark at career endThis part i know, but it's video for 50 minitues
>>577016514>>577016586He chose Oguri since Oguri and El Condor Pasa are the main 2 that can run all the dirt triple crown races. Inari One is also good but less players have her
Would Go With the Flow skill help win the late race more by reducing the Uma from swinging out more?
>>577015956>the indian anti ntr schizo is an insider in the club V belongsNow we can narrow it down to 30
>>577016829no, you're just gonna swing out faster. plus even if that's the case, you need to proc it right as final corner starts.
>>577016841>wewho you talkin bout lil bub, there is no we, WE are all laughing at you tho
>>577015956why does he type like... you knowa groomer
>>577016810>WHY YOU NEED to to oguri again she already has themAnd Oguri is GP of 3rd Uma so they whites even dont stack
>>577016893>the schizo is hereUh oh he felt personally attacked
Launch calls fucking suckI'm about to finish my 4th auto run and this shit still isn't overDon't have a job, kids
>>577016134Dober wouldn't say no to a trainer kiss though?
>>577016841I kind of already have an idea of who he is since all the inner circle leaks stopped after I did a pruneBut I'm not a petty fag like him and I have no reason to tell danchou to kick him as long he keeps bringing in fans, so I abandoned that searchHe is a NEET loser btw
>>577016921probably has experience
>>577016669>non Freedom havers don't have burger pocketslmfao you probably don't put your shoes in the fridge or have a penis inspection day either
>>577017089I hate penis inspection day, they always laugh at me
>>577016810>You get them on Oguri>Then you get them on Pasa>then you give them on 3rd umaOkay but now you need a whole line with those 2 skills. You keep taking your best parents that have the skills and reuse them to build another parent.For example your Parent Oguri(2skills) -> GP Pasa (2 skills) + GP 3rd Uma(2 skills).The main goal of loopa is to build full lineages with as many of the loopa skills as possible. Then you use those loopa lineages and try to build actual useful parents/gps with useful blues/reds.Did that answer your question?
What's the chance of Dia/Kitasan banner being available before arimakino finals?
>>577017058>did a prunethat's not a phrase btw ESLGOD
>>577017058>the ntranon is actually a chadI kneel
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>577017089>non-burgers don't even get to experience a heavenly coldshoe on a saturdayBrvtal.
>>577016921What do you think trannies do in their free time
>>577017170Yes it is, it's just a fancy uncommon thing. Just like i can say "i did eat breakfast" to emphasize that i ate.
>>577017089>your shoes in the fridgeThe fuck?
>NTR anon is the manager of the uma&co discordHe's the actual danchou of the club too I bet, this drama is so lukewarm but I'll take it
>>577017272it absolutely is not in civilized countries
>>577017334you don't live in a civizilied country thirdie lol
so... how many deleted posts
>>577017306what drama?
>he's winning>Deploy the UF3 rickeysAAIIIIIEEEEE DONT QUEUE
>>577017428don't worry about it babe
>>577017286You europoors cant even afford fucking shoefridges? What the fuck? Do you even have electricity?
>>577016737Damn, NTR getting fucked by Pengs when?
>>577017334>it's not uncommon in civilized countries>admitting it's uncommon in his shit holeLmao
>>577017170>>577017272>>577017334ESL here. Isn't that just a turn of phrase like "had a wank?"
>>577017152>Did that answer your question?I know you need to have parrent with a skills, and gpBut isnt in this example they already parents and grandparrents of each other?If you give Oguri and Pasa as GP to 3rd uma you dont need to make pasa and 3rd uma as GP for Oguri Maybe in this video his example is retarded>Bros it only seems hard, but its actually easy>*50 minutes video*
>>577017334Read a book.
i thought the chiyoposter was the umanko danchode
>>577017306>tfw V & his willing participant cabal groomed Umama into taking HRT so he could become his boytoyDamn you V...
I think he got mad
>clanker is cooking UG umaswhat the heck
>>577017408I only see 2 so guess that means filters are working
>>577017561nah, you got baited by shitpostersumanko dancho is just a chiyofag since he ran the chiyo rep for a while, there's not indication that he's chiyoposting
>>577017561I'm Chiyoposter.
>>577017637>He doesn't know
>>577017610>lvl 6Piggie...
Is this Umcdonalds wagie that good?
>>577017471
>>577017692she loves to spook me don't call me a pigger it's a coincidence
>>577017058>V still salty the discord message of him jobbing in another CM leakedNo wonder he only posts when he wins now.
>>577017732Medium and Mile meta since release until today
>>577015956This is pretty bad ERP I thought Umanko were the kings of ERP why did you lie to me.
>>577017759oh right I forgot that lol
>>577017750Oink oink fake glutton enjoyer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bszt8e1FmyI
>>577017676Wrong, I am Chiyoposter
> Legend race comes around> Doesn't give enough fragments to get the uma if you don't have it> If you already have the uma it's just statues 2.0What's the point of these? The daily ones I get because you can actually run them enough to get the uma.
>>577017834why does rickey get TWO songs
7 and chiyoposter will be perpetually raped for all eternity
>>577017951your daily legend race goes from 150 days of grinding to like 70
>>577017951to give us rainbow shardswith this legend race and the next event I'll be able to MLB my Tachyon, gotta love Legend races, maybe I'l 4 star my Nishino too since I'll be metafagging with her for next CM
>after all my pulls all I could get was a single LH to LB2Man...Please tell me future human rights scenario cards can be run at lb0... This is soulcrushing
>>577017951they're a head start for when the daily comes around, and whatever you get lucky with in the daily shops
>>577018089Even LH can be ran LB0, you are aware of that right?
>>577017542Okay and went and rewatched that part. He said you take your best 2 and then loopa again on the Oguri again. His images show the same Oguri (so that probably confused you). If your whole line has those 2 loopa skills you want you're pretty much done with it and start working on adding more skills to the loopa tree. The end goal is the Digital since it has Uma Stan, Nimble Nav, Racing Spirit Stamina, Racing Spirit: Power. and have a line with all four of those skills
>>577018139not true, game crashes if you try it
I've been clanking for a while without anything worthwhile. For loops, what do you guys aim for? I think I might be a bit too ambitious with my looping targets
>>577018139I tried and it felt dissapointing
>>577017803Anyone have that?
A lot of you seem way too vinegary right now.
>>577018139I played with LH at 0LB, 2LB, and MLB, the difference is huge, you're not wrong but we're stuck with high LB on pal cards for the next 5 scenarios or so
>>577018217You lose TE, that's nothing. You mostly click LH in early where you barely get any stats. In late you click her like... 3 times? That's 30 stats, wow, such a big difference.
>>577018089Don't new pal cards come with broken cards? Why wouldn't anybody go bonkers on those banners?
>>577018187full stamina deck for 3* parents and GPs with loads of whites but they are secondary
>>577018329Not all of them. Specifically next scenario they have the group card on a separate banner bevause fuck you. After that they do though
The best drama this month is still *Lets do our best* but the Umama HRT breakdown was also funny
>>577018269what the fuck is "vinegary" supposed to mean? just call me a slur or something bro
>>577018431Where would you rank V's burger pocket?
>>577018431It was way better
>>577018162>he watched the video only to answer mebro you should have... damn...Isnt Oguri in his video one of grandparrents and you cant have same character as grandparrent?
>>577018431the "let's do out best" """drama"""" was fake, since he wasn't kicked, because he was on cooldown after he left, there is no cooldown if danchou kicks you outthe HRT screencap can be doctored, but I can pretend it's real
>>577018469Yes you can. You just get 0 base affinity instead of ~20. It's like running Urara GP
this thread's drama is so homosexual
>"best drama"are we children
>>577000937Her unique literally only works for medium
>>577018605projecting much, faggot?
>>577018431Qrd on Lets do our best?
>>577018590Wait, now im getting itBecause you run tons of G1 with Oguri, you still get tons of affinity to Ace oguri with GP oguri?
post browns or tanned umas
>>577018605Just like the ones stirring drama like >>577018656>>577018626I'm sure most nonnies here are
>>577012208im just gonna wait for him to come back
>>577018545Let's do our best guy was forced to quit by the Bricked Danchou under threat of having his Discord messages leaked. It's the same reason Umama hated Hayashi
>>577018626No but I love fillies
stop with the drama slop.can we please just talk about which umas rape their trainers and why?
>>577018668Lets do our best
>>577018680ggp* oguri
>>577018685sex sex sex
>>577018545Real or fake doesnt make it any less funny It was so good because they had a Maya pfp
>>577018626Grown-ass men gossiping like schoolgirls
Post your looped parents, I want to compare and rage at how shit I am
>>577018786Now i dont getting it again, GGPs dont exist in this game??
>>577018680Yes. It's also because there's not that many good umas that can do so many G1s including dirt. So it's better to just use incest GP. But if you have tons of umas you can loop something like Oguri+Digital+Inari+Pasa+City instead
Discussing namefags, thread "celebs", drama, danchou this, danchou that. Absolutely pathetic and disgusting. What a shameful display of a thread
>>577018469The same uma can't be used as a direct parent. Doesn't matter if it's one of the grandparents you just get 0 base affinity still get the race affinity.You just reuse that character as a ggp since it has the skills for higher chance of sparking
>>577018626nyes
>>577018782all of thembecause they are horny duhstupid question from a stupid faggot retard
>>577018756Proof?
>>577018830I've been trying to get good looped parents this whole time and have 0 good results.....
>>577018626i love children
>>577018853grass sex is owed to my BWC
bros you are embarrassing me please stop
>>577018782my goat Vodka *wouldn't* rape her Trainer(me), because rape *isn't cool*.
>>577018089>>577018314>WAAAHHHHH IF I HAD 30 INITIAL SPEED THIS RUN WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTEROnly Ancestors, Legends and Tucker requires you high LB
>>577018909me on the right
>>577018685
>>577018918You dont have a BWC
PLEASE DON'T LET BURGER POCKET BAKE
>>577018956Samezies!
Smoochies?
>>577018918Umama likes small SEA chode
>>577018841>>577018870Can you asnwer last question about affinity bwo>you need to do a lot of G1s to have tons of affinityBut how does it connect to my final ace? She won't do races in Grandlive, so how does "parent did 25 G1 races" help her?
>>577018924She'd do whatever it takes to get one over Daiwa
4 inches is BWC territory
from Basic Blonde Bitch, to Burger Pocket
>>577018981
>>577018918>SJD (small jeet dick) larping as BWCEverytime
>>577019010you make a fair point that I hadn't considered.
For about 3 to 5 years, the brains of countless 4chan posters with, interesting skin color, were conditioned to like drama and numbers because of vtubersvtubers aren't that relevant anymore and /vt/ mods are as schizo as them, so the rest of the website has to deal with their shitit's the same as the 2016 tourists who invaded /pol/ polluting the rest of this website, or the /qa/ retards, or the /v/ retardsthere are many retards on this website, and they all love drama and gossipingfight club was right, sissified men all of you
I have the only BWC in this thread
I had a big cum that overshot and now my carpet is sticky and stiff.
>>577018878What do I gain from lying about something like this?
>>577018968HISHI AMASEXOOOO
>>577019078Proof?
>>577018830I'm still failing to get a pasa with the 5 whites. And after that it will be time to try getting the blues.
>>577019039not every white cock is big. and thats okay
>>577019009Who won't do races in GL? Aces? That's irrelevant, only lineage G1s matter
>>577019010KEKYPOW!
musu on my fusu
>>577019074Does it hurt when you take it off your ass?>>577019113Yours is neither
>>577019119>>577019119>That's irrelevant, only lineage G1s matterOnly lineage between grandparrent and parrent matter? But how does Ace gets tons of affinity with them? Just cause?
>>577019009The races are only for your parents. If they have a lot if shared G1s, the affinity is higher and you have a better chance during inspiration to hit stuff like Med S. Your aces just use them. Trackblazer aces could be parents too since you ran all the races. You only run your career goals in Grand Concert.
>>577019172Just cause.
>>577019010Would Vodka get married and have kids with Daiwa's trainer too
>>577018998
>>577019168>Yours is neitherSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARI HAVE THE BWC REDEEM THE ARYAN BIG BENCHOD
>>577019184>>577019207Ty bwos, it's insane how helpful this thread now i need to carefully redo my parrents because i used random races
>>577018782it's easier to list down which ones don'ton global, it's>Shichi>Tickezo>Digitan>shakur>curren>falco>sweepy>ulala>inari>grassu>ryan
>>577019220Whatever. It. Takes
I have a thread queued up
Musumaple Story
>>577019292>random races You should be doing all possible races, especially on clanker runs that can cheat and win dirts with dirt G. The only difference is tiara vs crown but even if that's mismatched you don't lose that much.
>>577019292Just follow this schedule and adjust as needed based on the uma's career. Oguri is forced to run Arima Kinen twice if not in Trackblazer. You can also remove Sprinter's Stakes if you dont want to gamble a 50/50 on winning
>>577019350only if it isn't cunnyshitproper /uma/ threads are hagpilled, or atleast hag-coded
>>577018830Wasted my time farming for this leap forward + pedal + throttle ggparent only to discover late isn't that good next CM
>>577019350I also have a thread queued up
>>577019350Can we make fun of burger pocket more.
new personality unlocked the chudnosaur
>>577019435>late isn't that good next CMRetard
>>577019350>>577019452aha...
>>577019435Late is good next cm bwo...
>>576999847>>577001171Kitafuck Sexasan
>>577019241kek
>>577019235if taiki did this to me i would cry
Guten Morgen!
>>577019484>>577019471Good, didn't waste my time then
I think with how hard it is to get good loopa parent rng its just better to focus on 9* parents with lots of shit whites on one side+ a gigaloopa borrow parent with everything you need
>>577019532Poor Falco, has to watch me and Eishin have bedbreaking sex everynight...
>>577019532>Sleeping in until 9amfurashu would never
>>577019568congrats anon you're the smartest poster itt
>>577018626https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrxI_euTX4A
>>577019568yepeverything else is a meme
>>577019350It better be a loli op to be /uma/ approved
>>577019648including me?
>>577019687
>>577019568>9* parents with lots of shit whites on one sidePick oneHave fun using all your borrows before you even hit inspiration
>>577019591I've been awake for longer, just like she would have wanted.>>577019584She sometimes asks to join.
>>577019692I have like a dozen 9* parents with +40 common skills by now
>>577019763Post one
>>577019568>this user has maximum followers
someone commission some fuku lewd stat
>>577019692retard
>>577019795no one wants to see that
>>577019435>farming distance/track specific skillsWhat are we doing lil bro
fuku is ugly
Now that everyone is gone...
>>577019902die whore
>>577019902Oh good point I guess I'll throw up some more animated Top Road trash
>>577019902I can talk about how much I want to fuck Ardan's tits and pussy, how much I want to invade her mouth with my tongue and most importantly how much I want to conquer her heart
>>577020005This one's pretty stupid:https://files.catbox.moe/okv75e.mp4
who makes the best kk uma mods
>>577019902This is even stupider:https://files.catbox.moe/pg67is.mp4
>>577020461Seiyuu had a stroke.
>>577026214...Followed up with another one that I won't post because her nipples were too weird.
This one's not bad. This particular AI doesn't really understand anime girl boob physics though.