>>576918171>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>great annual questionnairehttps://forms.gle/aCGZaKKPkCeiNAr3A
first
third
Wait and hopeAttendre et espérer
>>577012968Is there any way to check the jyanshis' character designer outside of booru tags? Her face reminds me of one artist
Xth
It's over for me
>>577013298Your horsie savings
I'm boutta turn my horsie savings into Murphy savings
>>577013394>Want panda's outfit>Want Leia's outfit>Want horsie and her outfit tooI mean I can get all of them but fuck I'm being femdomm'd by Fuji this month.
he was whipping up amazing foods like actual happiness
Conor12th!
My luck's been dogshit for the last 2 collabs, I don't think rolling for horsie at an even lower rate is a good idea. I'll just buy the outfits
I think I'm just gonna wait 2-3 days to unlock more missions and spend the time reading mahjong books instead.
>>577013792Who was the Fiirst Connor?
>>577013581is this ntr?
>>577013161the famous Xth!?
Only buy what you will use.For me? The horse just isn't the vibe.
>>577013542Why'd they have to name art-chan after Robocop
ooooooooh horsefriend!ooooooooh horselike! horselike!!
>>577014319If I only buy skins for characters I'll use, I'm never getting the gigawhale title for 1000 pulls and 40 unlocked skins
Fuck it, post your favourite mahjong tummies
>>577014664
>>577014762maybe I should stop letting my son dress like this
>>577014762Damn, this slut is so hot... Sucky part 3 when?
>>577012968>hag>redhead>giga sex swimsuitI'M COOOMIN'BLUE HAG COULD NEVER
Since I fucked up my pokemon emerald save yesterday, I'm gonna play some fire red instead, this time on a different phone emulator that stores saves in a proper place where I can easily find and move them
>>577016135you sound upset, 'biki
>>577016890Why would I be upset after extracting the wrong save file and deleting the rest and losing 15 hours of progress?
>>577016135Well it's dead US hours you may as well tell us what team you had that's been lost forever.
>>577017186It's not burger hours anymore, it's seamonkey hours you fuckjing retard
>>577017186Swampert, gardevoir, magneton, crobat and a level 3 zigzagoon as HM slave. I was like 6 gyms in
Never got why'd anyone like playing Pokemon. It's just a time killer for kids
>>577017658I'm a child at heart
>>577017658Well I'm a kid and I play it to kill time during and after work
>>577017658>goes back to playing mahjong
>>577018304Whoa whoa whoa whoa hey hey hey
>>577018304Mahjong is a time killer for fat ugly balding old menVery different
>>577018304not cool man
>>577017712This is what Chris Chan always said to justify why he's jobless and playing with toys all day in his 30's.
>>577017327How did you manage to evolve crobat? I could never do those friendship evolutions in the games. But maybe I never really tried.
my interests>mahjong>tetris>minecraft>origami>legoi'm so autistic it hurts, everything i like involes squares
>>577018304Hey hey man. lets not go crazy there
It should have been Sawako...
>>577018806Do 50+ year old hags really look and act like this?
>>577018806this is a 35 year old woman btw
>>577018806this could've been Hannah...
>>577018615Maybe you just need to build a building and get it out of your system.
>>577018806this is my wife btw
>>577018495Crobat evolves from happiness, do a bunch of laps and eventually your Golbat will evolve
I have a full time job writing pornography for a game studio and I can spend all day playing mahjong and painting plastic miniatures if I want
>>577018806sexo.
>>577018806this is me btw
>>577018495It took like 10 more levels after evolving to golbat to reach the required friendship. I don't think it ever died once during the grind tho and dying reduces the friendship
>>577018806At least your jyanshi didn't get a swimsuit design in an artbook that never actually made it into the game.
>>577019072>16 reviews
>>577018978>>577019331I guess I always looked at the evolution method for every pokemon and if it was anything other than levels or stones I didn't bother raising them
I got to leave work 50 minutes earlier. Gotta celebrate this occasion with a burger
Hydrate.
>>577019475Nah, we've sold over 100k copies. And that was like 5 years ago, and I haven't looked at the figures since.
>>577019742I would let him score a goal if you know what i mean
>>577019742I like this guy. Most of the male jyanshis are chill tbdesu.
>>577019742why does he have a rapist stare
>>577020012who do you think NTRs kaguyahime?
Okay, surely THIS is the night I rank up
>>577019469Ryan swimsuit tomorrow, trust the plan.
>>577012968Wait a second this isn't RC.
>>577017136Do you not play through games repeatedly?I did that as a child.Superstar Sage and Crystal shards were favorties.
>>577020154Yeah we can tell because it's tasteful
>>577018860I love 35 year old women.
Should I read Katawa Shoujo?
>>577020074You're gonna make it anon, just remember his words.
>>577020269Is it?
>>577020375Nyes>>577020237Nyo
>>577020413The first thing I noticed that I need to learn is to push kanchan nomi as dealer if two players have shown weakness to it.
>>577020269>tastefulyeah I'd like to have a taste of an adult woman
>Holy shit, this guy is good.>check profile>ranking-up M3 playing in goldfuck you dude
>>577020413I will NOT fail you Fukuchi-san
>want to practice drawing so I can make better OC next league>can't come up with any fun ideas to drawI wish I had an art buddy to teach me, please.
>>577021161draw your favorite jyanshi dancing or making funny poses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmPHUJYuGLE
>>577020375Yes.
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I'm here because someone from my real life mahjong community pilled me about it. When are the tourneys held?
>>577021470
>>577021470yeah, about that...
>>577021470what country
>>577021712Mixing my cum and sunscreen on Kuro's belly and chest
>>577021712you fucker. you will scare the newcomer. damn those delicious tummies
I have never lost in mahjong. Either I win, or I learn.
Experiencing some groundhog day with these repo wwyds. Strange enough, I got them right every time.
>>577012968>Emote"Oops, I'm sexy by accident"
>>577021470*breathes in*heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>577021468how do you even use yakitori marks, isn't yakitori resolved at the end of the game? what do i do, put in on the table and leave one second later?
A white hole?
>already thinking about making OC for >next league3 months until arts and crafts , you better be prepared before it's too late.
>>577021915you could tell me that's the new horsegirl's emote and I'd believe it without context
>>577021915
>>577021614>>577021697WAK>>577021775rly small one (like ur pp)>>577021936ohaiooooooooooooooooooooooothis captcha is fucking dogshit btw
>>577018806Can we also have picrel as a costume?
>>577021948you keep them at the start and remove them once you win a hand
>>577022005
>>577021712uohhhhhh tot
>>577021987When I saw the PV I thought it was the horse girl's paid outfit so I can't blame you.
why did terry davis look like jeffrey epstein
>>577022020Where does the red thing go? It disspears.
>>577022246can u not say that about the OG pleasedid you know that templeOS had a mahjong app
>>577022032makes sense, thanks
>>577022112I wish that was me.
>>577022378No, may I see it?
>>577022824no.
>>577022373Red thing?
>>577022868LIAR I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUELNAME YOUR NIMA CLIENT
>>577022874The thing that goes into her cleavage.
>Hit a fucking 5 dora tanyao hand in 4th all last to take 2ndI'm FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!!
Wassup Beijing
>>577022920we can play in the templeOS NIMA app sweatie. I'm praisethelord11
I can finally join the IRC!
>>577023084congration
>>577023084>2021
>>577012968EXPIRED WOMEN SEXO
No one cares about your crackhead idol mentally ill subhuman, amerimutts.Crawl back to /pol/
>names
>>577023325deadnames don't count
>>577023231Women still have a few eggs in their 30s.It will be a grueling task to excavat them.Are you up to the challenge?
>>577023376that's how you get autistic children
>>577023250>/pol/All they know about him is the funny word. /pol/tards have never written their own compiler.
>>577023473My mother was 16 when I was born and I still ended up autistic
>>577023084gratz muh chud. so sigma
>>577023512thisterry is oldfag /g/ (or even /tech/, hiroshima, bring back textboards) before the macfag plague
>>577023553My mother was fairly old when she had me and my siblings and we are a sliding scale on the spectrum
>>577023553mine was 19 and i ended up autistic mostly by choice
>>577012968Himeko died to end up in a worse game.
MAKA and Mortal would cut 5s here. Could someone explain why? The only thing in my mind at the time was locking in the the strong 45678m sanmenchan and didn't consider any other options.
>>577023512I might not have built a compiler but I did build and program a computer using an FPGA.Those things are really neat.
>>577024138Tanyao nya
>>5770241385s gives a better chance of tanyao, especially when calling, and 5s is dora suji and is a little dangerousyou lose aka acceptance but winrate is all that matters here to avoid 4thlocking in sanmenchan normally isn't wrong, but this is orasu
>>577024109not every redhead is himeko
>>577024012For me it must be genetic because my half-siblings are more or less the same. Luckily we all hit the high functioning autism spectrum but I got hit with OCD on top. Family is still socially awkward with each other.
>>577024185>>577024370In the end, tanyao decides it all..
>>577024246lies
Uma pyoiUma PYOI
NOOOOOO, HINANA-CHAN YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD!?!
Here's my certified IRON PUSH moment.
you are like a little baby
>>5770257094 draws in? Yep, that's an IRON RIICHI
WWYD?
>>577025872Ended up not mattering cause someone else dealt into oya's open hand later. It's okay though, I went on to secure a crushing victory during my dealer round.
>>577025806isn't this some local yakuman like iisousanpuukao or whatever when they're chained like that?
>>577026050the game mode
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>577026105single star rank-ups don't mattercome back when you at least hit master Coord
>>577026105You did it champ
>>5770260502p, followed by 9s probably
>>577007934what a jobless faggot lol
>>577026076Why are you scared of answering the WWYD?
>>577026064>It's okay though, I went on to secure a crushing victory during my dealer round.As dictated by the iron principles. Very good.
>>577026050Fukuchi-san told me that the outside of the discarded tiles (eg. 1m, 2m) are safer than the inside ones so 2m is totally fine and if it deals in just go next.
weren't we supposed to get the updated league stats by friday or something or did he forget again
>>577026358wagie cope
>>577026076>>577026352I know very well this WWYD makes me look like an idiot. I have never seen anyone consider a case like 3p here to be sotogawable in a mahjong strategy book, because of how it's right next to the riichi declaration tile. On the contrary, I've heard the concept of "tedashi'd tiles right before riichi are more dangerous" somewhere before, but it might be a Showa-era opinion. I would like any source on this.In pure isolation, is 2-chance 2p safer than 3-chance 9p? Unlike terminals, 2-8 can deal into kanchans.Consulting SMS, regular nonsuji 19 will have a 7.4% deal-in rate on turn 9, while double 2-chance nonsuji 28 will be 7.8%. This WWYD is a single 2-chance, so the deal-in rate should be even higher.Akochan thinks 9s has a lower chance of dealing in than 9p, even though the former is dorasuji, which surprises me.You could consider 6m halfsuji, but it's the ippatsu, so I want to aim for the absolute safest tile now, even if I have no plan for the next turn.Is the defintion of sotogawa truly "any tiles on the outside of tiles discarded on turns 1-6, even if the riichi comes on turn 7"?Now forget everything I just wrote, because MAKA is probably just trying to maintain shanten, even though I'm lazer focused on folding. But that still doesn't explain why akochan thinks 9s and 2p are safer than 9p, because that contradicts SMS.>>577026542Little Ichihime, that theory is overruled by the concept of "matagi suji" in this scenario.
>>577026840>jade tonpuu>nyaggerwhat did he mean by this?
>>577026840idk man, I wish I could think over things as deeply as you
>>577012968The current level of fapbait makes me profoundly sad. Majsoul used to be refined, cultured in its sexiness, now it's shameless tits, swimsuits and tummies made for goym without refined taste.
sata andagi ahh technique
Don't even think about queuing jade room until you master senki suji.
>>5770268402p and 7m looked like my main picks, it's not like anything is really safe, may as well go for the tiles that have a lower deal-in chance because I happen to see 2 of the potential tiles that can form the shape it would deal into. And if it does, oh well, gg go next.
>>577027145I saw a streamer anon scroll through his jade room logs and every single player in every room had a MAKA rating of S- or higher. I'm not touching it until I'm insane
>>577027269Try practicing using this tool and you'll be a saint material in no time https://github.com/shinkuan/Akagi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWf9_qSrnOMSIX PAIRS SEVEN THE TSUMO MANIS FROWNING AS HE OPENS HIS HANDSTRAIGHTENING TILES OUT FIVE SHANTENSEEING ONLY SHATTEREDBLOCKS THAT BOTHERS THE TSUMO MANCOULD I DO SOMETHING JUST TO MAKE THIS PASS?ESCAPE MY DOOMED FATE OF FOURTH IN ALL LASTSO HE PLAYED ASTSUMO MAN TSUMO MANWITH NO DORA IN HIS HANDSO HE STANDSTO ASK THE WHOLE WIDE WALLURA SANPAIRED UP TWO LOVERS DO A GIFT FROM RED WHITE BLUEAINT IT NICETHE STARS OF SEVEN FORTSUMOSIX PAIRS SEVEN THE TSUMO MANIS SWEATING AS HE PUSHES HIS HANDDEPLETED TILESSTILL NOT IISHANTENYET WITH BLESSED FLOW HEPUSHES FORTH AS THE TSUMO MANWOULD NEVER DARE FOLD OFF HIS PATHEVEN IF NOTEN IT IS NOW ALL LASTSO HE PLAYED ASTSUMO MAN TSUMO MANWITH NO DORA IN HIS HANDSO HE STANDSTO ASK THE WHOLE WIDE WALLURA SANPAIRED UP TWO LOVERS DO A GIFT FROM RED WHITE BLUEAINT IT NICETHE STARS OF SEVEN FORTSUMO
>>577012968Cynthia niggers in absolute shambels, how will they recover?
>>577027468>a saint materialHmmm, nyo. I don't think I will.
>>577027686Certified banger. Great work.
>>577012968Sure, that's hot. But that's not what we want, yostar
>>577028120a furry isn't what we want either
>>577027686A musician that I like made a remix of that song. Is that game a big thing or something?
>>577027075coomercattle are willing to open their wallets
>>577027075When did it peak in your opinion?
>>577028057Thanks!Couldn't leave the thought unfinished.
>>577028241It's THE zoomer game.That being said while I haven't played either game myself I do enjoy the music.
>>577028430tranny* game
>>577026840it is right before the riichi tile but it's also the first number tile. weaker than your typical application. it's not that likely for all the number tiles to connect with your blocks. it's also not like they dealt a tile beforehand which could be more valuable in isolation like a dora honor. even if it does come from 334p they have 2 chances for that block to be the one that completes on 3p and 3m discard. it's also less likely to have bad waits outside of early discards since you don't want to fix bad waits besides like a yaku or all your blocks are bad. but if all your blocks are bad you don't get tenpai that often.
>>577028548*shrug*Meh doesn't mean I can't enjoy parts of it.
>study under renowned witch>she also takes care of a mentally stunted goblin that had to repeat classes, diagnosed with autism, has no actual magic powers but we pretend to humor her>we graduate, the goblin ends up sleeping in cardboard boxes while trying to earn her keep by doing cheap parlor tricks or offering massages>a year later, I'm a famous tarot card reader with a PhD in astrology>top of the charts, hottest to boot >mfw I keep seeing both the trash goblin and my master get more outfits than I do
>>577027075I think is amazing how much is promoted, yet also is restringed.
>>577029017That's ok, you'll always be my favorite jyanshi, Kaavi.
>>577029017No one cares, Kirby. Yuzu is cuter.
>>577026542Cute nyagger
>>577029017I didn't see any trash goblin, though? Were you on drugs?
>>577029017
>>577029017iia, gomen gomen~
>>577027075>things that never happened
>come back to work after vacation>captcha has reset so I have to solve 4 againit's so unbelievably over
>>577029017You forgot to mention that Kaavi used to be in official merch and promos until it got replaced by the goblin.
>get out late from work>it's raining cats and dogs>forget to buy myself dinnerMahjong for this feel?
>>577029017STFU, Kirby.
>>577029539When that happened to me I actually gave up on posting for several weeks. It's such a fucking pain in the ass
Majsoul Friends Room 46295(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=46295Standard rules
>>577029705I don't know but you found the perfect reaction image
sharteena
>>5770297912/4
How do we deal with the shartia problem?
>>577029717>distorded
>>5770297913/4, waiting for (You)!
>>577030181Awaken
>>577029791Started, thanks for joining!
>>577030028leave rat poison and glue traps in dark corners and under the furniture
>>577030149Thanks, I fixed it!
>>577030378I said shartia, not y*zu.
i know there's not much point as all the tasks are easy, but does anyone want to help fill this out?
Yosh, yosh, anon. Cynthia never hurt anyone. There's no need to harbor ill will.cynthia-6k.png
>>577029017>parlor tricksI wish yuzu would trick me
>>577031487Accumulate 3 Han from winsWin 3 handsWin 2 hands that include DoraPlay 2 matchesWin 2 hands that include a 1-Han yakuPlay 2 matchesAccumulate 3 Han from winsWin 2 hands with RiichiWin 2 hands that include DoraWin 2 hands with RiichiFinish 5 matches without dealing inWin 2 hands with RiichiWin 8 handsPlay 2 matchesAccumulate 10,000 winning pointsAccumulate 10,000 winning pointsAccumulate 3 Han from winsWin 2 hands that include a 1-Han yakuWin 3 handsFinish 5 matches without dealing inPlay 2 matchesWin 2 hands that include a 1-Han yakuAccumulate 10,000 winning pointsWin 2 hands that include DoraFinish 5 matches without dealing in
>>577032016>>577031487I'll just wait until the last day to play Sanma
why can't we ever get a HARD event in majsoul
>>577032210We did, and the chinks and japs completely lost it, so it will never come back
>>577032210People hated path of grind when it was live. I don't know why some are nostalgic for it.
>>577032210Because events just a bit harder than what we have now made people complain.
>>577032210if you want something hard just grind ranked?or grind on my dick lmao
>>577032210chinks who want easy events pay more for rolls than people who want hard events
>>577032249Either 1m or 1p, I don't think there's a significant differenceKeep chun dora 2/riichi dora 2 open even if you're probably calling for junchan
>>577032210How would you design a "hard" even for a mahjong game without turning it into bullshit RNG slop fest?
>>577032210why the hell do you want a hard event? It's literally just an obstacle between you and the free shit, go play ranked if you want to suffer
>>577032338I could beat that.
>>5770322497p lock the dora pair
>>577029791Gg. Fun hands.
>>577029791GG
>>577029791>ura san with pinfugg
They did one that was a mini-tournament a while back where you kept playing a tonpuu for 1st/2nd until you got eliminated and where you got eliminated got you better loot, that was a hoot
>>577029791GG! I'm sure nothing horrible will happen to me in ranked after this
>>577032553Emote 3 times in a ranked match.Win with pinfu 3 times in a single match.Win one hand that has sanshoku, chanta or ittsu.
>>577032649>what a shit hand>hits the ura san
>>577032702>Emote 3 times in a ranked match.no nip would manage to do it
>>577032672meant for>>577032576Force of habit
>>577032791The slums had dailies like that last time I playedWhat would happen is everyone would emote 3 times at the start of the match and then nothing
>>577032683This is why I don't mind getting killed in friendlies, I'm just cycling through the bad flow haha...
>>577032907ask nips, they're retarded
Spent 24 hours at airports without playing Mahjong
>>577026840folding here is really bad, you just lose to kami tsumo
>>577032576>sufferwhat an adept lol
Convince me not to spark Cynthia
>>577033074Adept is NOT an insult.
>>577032496>>577032597Fairly simple explanations. Those who went with 7p are giving up on the potential sanshoku while fixing the dora pair. They keep the chun in hope to pair it up, and from there, call and/or move towards chanta.Shimoishi (and the majority of poll users) lean towards the chun discard. This lets them focus on a menzen/riichi hand, preserving the sanshoku and even chanta. To put it in his words "the only drawback to discarding chun is losing out on chun".
>>577032993I flew from NZ to Aus once, then took a fucking 17 hour flight directly to Houston. I'd genuinely be happy if I never went through another airport in my life. Fuck planes, fuck flying, fuck airports, I'd rather jong.
>>577033105>has the most versatile emote set in the game>one for when you're listening to music>one for when you're angry>one for when you're crying>one for when you're crying >grants you the right to post any past, present, and future blobsThere's literally no reason not to.
>>577032553just make it into taking first places or scoring points, right now i unlock all "get 4000/8000/16000/32000 points" challenges by playing either one or two hanchans, this is not a challenge at all for me
>>577033137anyone who refuses to play ranked, because it's "suffering" is an adept, simple asthey probably also complain about dama in friendlies and not because some retards do bad EV dama ending rounds prematurely, but because they get hit by it and want a tenpai indicator on their opponents
>>577033242>has the most versatile emote set in the gameAren't you forgetting someone?
What was I not allowed to do in friendlies, again?No dama, no pushing 2shanten into riichi, no calling for keiten, no emote spam, what am I missing?
>>577033448>anyone who refuses to play ranked is low rankno way
>>577033242>has the most versatile emote set in the game
>>577033448>damanigger victim complex out of nowhereKek
>>577033557No ronning me specifically, either.
>>577033557just don't dama, simple as
>>577033530No?
>>577032553Simple, do it the same way RC does: the event missions don't count unless you play your games in ranked. That might even motivate some of our FOCs into going back.
>>577033557Don't give me the ick
>All the "how to deal with potential kokushi" advice amounts to "just pretend it doesn't exist lol"
>>577033448t. bean dama
>>577021895because they're basic level, nothing to think much of
>>577032210>2 pinfu mission was too hard>1 pinfu mission was too hardPeople are just bad at this game
>>577032016thanks anonlike always, the "Finish 5 matches without dealing in" is a mistranslation, it means finish 5 hands without dealing in. just double checked to make sure
>>577033927Yeah, that's on Fu Ji
>>577033639that's even worse, I'd play RC even less.
>>577033927we all have the same bingo? i thought it's randomized
>>577033927We don't have the same bingo
>>577034114nyo, even the previous scratch card style event is just handing out one of a few presets
>>577033557no ronskippingno gomitealways oikake riichi
>>577034114>>577034197oh. they werent randomised before
>>577034197Unlikely, since this is just hardcoded client-side and the list I pulled out matched the few cards anon posted already.
Horse banner when
>>577034570the bingo event is a filler until the horse comes outwe dont know an exact date, but the bingo ends on the 18th of august, so probably then
>>577034670Makes sense, thank you for the serious response.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWuEaA2C69wTaka, 'pin, Nakadashi and Piggy playing casual mahjong
>>577033183>17 hourStill better than 22 days boating with Yuzu
https://mahjongsoul.club/
>>577034570next week tues/wed like always
>>577035165why are they so incompetent? that's like their 3rd domain
>>577033678This is what I've always done, fun to see it's approved by digital man.Kokushi doesn't exist. If you push against 1000 kokushit attempts, you'll deal in maybe one time. I have never dealt into a single kokushi.
>>577035165oh no no no
odds rankedevens koko
0 kys
Uncalled for
>>577035079Hahi! I'd spend a Martian year boating with Yuzu!
>>577035582*motorboating yuzu
>>577035619Motorboating what? She's flat.
>>577035787Giving her chest raspberries until she gets mad
>>577035165>put ninjer as the favicon>turns into a catastrophe pottery
>"the top player's job is to watch the spectacle from safe high ground">the very next question>'if you have a good wait just push lol'
>I Put Rivers, Sewer and Ocean in Jars, Months Later THIS Appeared (Top 2026)
>>577036208Depends on the bakyou.
>>577036412>depends on the b--ACK
Mahjan fighto gurl!
>>577036590when will one make it to the divegrass team
can you guys reccomend me single player mahjong games to be played on a trip to japan? Can be for any older console and such
>>577036653Why is this granny cosplaying?
>>577036836mj4simaiboth animahjongs
>>577036467
>>577036590I hate this retarded art style and these idiotic expressions
>>577037224OOOOO WHAT A PLOP
>>577037293flet is a modern comedic genius and art maestroyou're supposed to respect him
Can't wait for the horsey flet comic
>>577037904Some joke about her walking a dog, she gets an UberEats order and accidentally mixes the delivery bag with the dog poop bag.
>>577038157sinon-1.png
>>577038157that would be too funnythe actual comic will be>1: *ding* ara? new order? pwoosh>2: *scene of horsie running like the wind*>3: HERE'S YOUR ORDER NINGEN!! RATE ME 5 STARS FOR SPEED!!!!>4: (you) look inside and your pizza is completely splatteredyou can't expect flet to do anything but the most basic of situations
Since she's shown to be a (heavy) drinker, I think it would go like:>horse girl walks into a bar>the bartender asks: why the long face?
>>577038401Iiiiffff IIII ffflliiiippp tttthhhee ppppiiiiiizzza mmmmrrrrr Aaaazzzzizzzz wwwwwillll ffffflllliiiipppp ouutttt
>>577038401is the pizza ok?
>>577038907
I just had an awful diarrhea and my brain instinctively taught about tile efficiency and my recent games' moves to cope with the pain
>>577039143
>>577039143Drink some water to rehydrate, anon.cynthia-6k.png
I think I might be bad at this game
Seeing the recent shitposts, the SAO collab brought literally NOTHING good to this general.
>>577039503Thank you for the advice anon
>>577039563I hate to break it to you, but this general has been complete garbage since around a year now, just come here for your own mahjong questions and tourneys, everything else is just unrecognizable gachanigger blogslop
>>577039601The fact that you know that name off the bat tells me this shit is unironic
>>577012968It's Hag Summer
>>577039964>this shit is unironicHeh
>>577012968Why did she unstrap her bikini top? I can help her with it properly in place, it's just straps, you can literally go under them.
>>577039964I regret looking it up, even without clicking the link.
Some anons got deeply touched in their childhood by 2girls1cup.
>>577039964I don't know if I'm curious enough to look up the name...
>>577040770the funniest thing is back then i was maybe mildly disgusted by it, but found nothing of it, and nowadays i would most likely throw up if i watched it againhave i gotten soft?
>>577040836I'd be worried if you got hard.
>>577040770
>>577040836Maybe that's a good thing. Would you rather be on the same level as the "people" who watch and share snuff with each other because they're heckin edgy and stone cold?Anyway, nowadays 2g1c makes me hard
>>577040994bravo flet
>>577040994>
>>577040583She wants ypu to play with her jongas.Hee heee heee heh. I'm a norwood 7.
>>577041031>Would you rather be on the same level as the "people" who watch and share snuff with each other because they're heckin edgy and stone cold?nah, not reallyi also think it's a good thing, but i just find it interesting
>>577041031>heckin edgy and stone coldnormalfags used to be shunned for being loud and proud
People keep arguing about ten year old girl asses in pokemon but I wanna crack BugsyMahjong
>>577042040you're two threads late
>>577042040that shit was yesterdayi already slept since then twice
>>577041901>normalfags>shunned...where? And when? And by who, the three autists on a Burman chicken farming forum? Must've stung.mahjong
>>577042419summer never ends eh
Girlfailure Art Club — Teaser Trailer cynthia-7.png
>>577042249>>577042319We discussed pokemon in this very thread earlier
>>577042865but the argument you mentioned was two threads ago
At least nobody here would fuck a pokemon.
>>577043614
>>577043614Haha... Right...
>>577043614When I was young I'd read a fanfic about a harem of this one guy with a shiny Gardevoir, lopunny, mawile, absol.
>>577043694Yagooey used to rule the world,Anons would say "hi" when she gave the worldNow in the morning, she wakes aloneStare at Sheentia in the threads she used to own
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBLtkN3ecOUcynthia-7.png
>>577043614you could count the amount of pokemon I wouldn't fuck with your fingers
>>577044139oh yeah? list the unfuckables
>>577044315Magnemite
>Date got married>Takamiya got marriedI guess this is how the team goes bankrupt kek
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3275400/PATLABOR_the_Case_Files/rope postponed
>>577045071Collab when. I need sexy Police Hag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rl8pT9e8pg>crowdfunded finders keepers sky high ambition.
>>577045343>sloppa
i am booting up RC right now
>>577045483dont do it anon AIEEEEEEEEE
I keep staring at steve birthday illustration
my botscores tanked hard since I read the fucking gaslighting ironman book
>>577048207I have also had enoughfuck your bakyoufuck your tedashi vs tsumogirifuck your EVI am gonna play maximum ukeire efficiency mahjong and if I have to drop the aka into ippatsu for acceptance I WILL,fuck your wait and fuck you
>>577048207there's nothing new about the book, the decisions are all digital
>>577048378>fuck your bakyou
I didn't even know I'm friends with so many adeptswhat a simple bingo does to an FOC
>>577048378based
>>577048378>he insists on playing Showa-style mahjong>>577048457>mass-produced digikek didn't read the bookoh no no no no
>>577048971>he saw one example reference digital players >even though said decision was also what the bots dopoint being
someone train a mortal bot exclusively on janki clips and make a showa-style mahjong tourney where the showa bot ratings is your uma
>someone trains a mortal bot exclusively on janki clips>it produces videos
>>577049210that's not how it works, dumbass
most of the people who say digital or showa have no idea what these words even mean
>>577048971Oh, so you're saying it's an occult book? Does it mention the tenchijin system? The ayahai theory? What about cutting zihai on the first turn?
>>577049407I know what Showa is. It's a manufacturer of motorcycle suspension systems.
>>577049712
>>577049623>zihaiDo you transcribe 西 as xia as well? Will switching to pinyin/jyutping help my flow?
We have majsoul at homehttps://github.com/yemaster/mamahjong
>>577049824i was gonna say that age of consent laws are a crime against man (with penises) but shes 18 so its ok now
>>577050125But 西 is xi, not xia
>>577050741And 牌 is pai, I meant the obviously pinyin-style choice of z over j!
>>577033183>Fuck planes, fuck flyingWhat about now?
>>577039143The last time I was sick, I kept imagining pinzu suji intervals. 1p, 4p, 7p, 2p, 5p, 8p, 3p, 6p, 9p, 2p, 5p, 8p, 1p, 4p, 7p, 3p, 6p, 9p, 2p, 5p, 8p and then I'd vomit and/or shit again.
>>577051225what happens if the flight gets turbulent
>>577051225gaudy and gauche - it stinks of the nouveau riche
>>577052003chombo
>>577052062WHO PAYS THE CHOMBO
>>577052250God
>>577052250the chombo penalty is old man yaoi
>>577050125you retarded nigger, even nips type it like that on the IMEever wondered where does the z come from in the mpsz notation? retarded dekinai
What happens if c******** cycles through the entire english dictionary with rename scrolls, thus making all /mjg/ discussion verboten?
>namecalling and shitflinging over completely pointless nipponese letters instead of focusing on mahjongtruly /mjg/core
>>577052606nipponese letters comprise nearly half of the mahjong tiles
GOD I HATE SANMA SO FUCKJING MUCH
methhead
>>577052878Then why are you playing it
>>577053025he didn't notice there's memesura this week and wanted to do bingo
>>577052250pilot obviously
>>577052250First one to pay the chombo gets to stay on my aircraft
>>577053279nobody cared who I was until I called riichi
why am i still getting 11.7k scores from 4 han hands even as the third person to win in a round in memesura
>>577053471because you have no idea how scoring works
>>577053471cause you called ron and you were a dealer
Kaan?
I forgot to roll for the Danganronpas.
We gaan.
THE FINALS SCHEDULE I FILED WITH THE IRC, LISTS ME, MY BUDDIES, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOUFIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY IN MY TOURNEY
>nameses
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our team. Nobody cared who I was until I got over 90 mortal score.
>>577053734NO, SHEEP, NO
Online mahjong killed mahjongNo thrill, ladders or sexy naked women anymore....
he didn't ron so good
alright i quit segamjnips get rigged hands all the time
If I take off the mask, will she die?
Get 'em to fold, I'll call ii pin.
>>577054824>tenhou/semgamj>rigged for nips>majsoul>rigged for chinks/bots>RC>rigged for frank's trans team
Well, congratulations, you're deep into 4th, what's the next step of your master plan?Ending South 4.With kuitan-nomi!
>>577054379you've watched too much showaslopmahjong was always about smoking cigarettes and cheating chumps out of their moneythe advent of autotables turned it into calling chombo on the new guy that called tsumo 0.5mm off the designated tsumo area as indicated by the slightly discolored cloth
I sometimes fantasize about having a chance encounter with a congregation of slant eyes who coincidentally need one more player for their table. I awkwardly introduce myself with my duolingo Japanese, and explain that I haven't played in person before. The pretty young woman, still above legal age, shyly breaks eye contact with me before fiddling with some tiles. She is obviously entranced by my American mannerisms, plain, yet somehow refined in their own peculiar manner. Her mother laughs and smiles, but I can see that she disapproves. Luckily for her, I am far too racist to impregnate her daughter. The father, or perhaps the brother in other variations of this daydream, urges everyone to start the game. I can't believe my haipai. I'll be able to get into riichi for a half flush before the first row of discards. As the round progresses, I draw even more tiles for my suit. I take the gamble and discard my honours. I'm almost ready to call riichi for a full flush. Or was I already ready? I don't know how many wait tiles I have. I've been thinking for 10 seconds. I can already see myself chomboing and ruining this family's game. 15 seconds have passed and the awkwardness is now palpable. My gaijin body begins to sweat and I become painfully aware of my potential body odour.I feel physically ill, more so in the now horrible day dream, but also in my actual body.
Online mahjong saved mahjong since now you don't need to be a Japanese man in the yakuza to actually play the game. Even nips benefitted from it since they could play without betting their arms in a game of underground mahjong.
>>577055553showaslop > heiseilarp > reiwagoyconnectcan't beat taisho humble beginnings
>>577055881I love hustle and bustle of melanin enriched walkables ass post
I can recite the entire plane scene getting into all the roles with voice impressions and that part of my mind is basically engraved on my brain, so if I ever go completely senile I'll probably still remember it and just recite it to the nurses in the nut house like a broken record.
Taisho mahjong
助けて
Will mahjongsoul add a dance for jade option?I am kinda tight on cash
>>577055881This. I find it funny the clients of most "game" companies in Japan comprised mostly of yakuza and gambling parlors back in the day. Nintendo hanafuda decks with the tiny decorated boxes inside and the seal tape wrapped around the seams still feel like I'm doing something bad just opening them.There was a really high chance you were a criminal if you had a mahjong set in your house back in the 1960s.
>>577057080advertise on the irc youll find clients
>>577057080Uh, buddy, the prostitution client is Riicihi City.
>>577057272There is literally 0 difference between both, sisters clients unite
>>577056125>cute nurse knows what you're mumbling about>says "you're a big guy" when you're squirming and refusing your daily dose>feel alive again>proceed to give her my inheritance
>have money to spare>yostar refuses to give my main new outfits
>>577057454Get a new main
>>577057454buy cosplay of that character and play in it for a better flow
>>577057454commission new costumes and pretend they're in the game.
>>577057375>was getting caught part of your plan?
>>577057658But they won't feel official.
>>577057756
>>577057454this but my main gets retarded outfits instead of swimsuit
>>577058059>gets retarded outfits instead of swimsuits>insteadyou can do better brother hold your main to higher standards
>>577058038A good ending.
>>577058149man, all the girls got them, i just want her to be happy and wear it during summer
>>577057658can you even commission game sprites? like with transparent backgrounds and all that (or different expressions like foregrounds in jrpgs/vns)?
>>577057907You can employ a drawfag that mimics the official style; majsoul art is generic as hell anyway, replace the asset in the game and bada boom bada bing.>>577058605sounds like only 5 minutes extra work for them.
>>577050423An /mjg/ instance of this would be interesting I think, add all the characters from your obscure VNs with commissioned voice lines and wahtnot
>>577058149Maybe his main is Yuzu
>>577058605>like with transparent backgroundsWell, if new outfits are anything to go by, removing the background will make them clash with the rest of the outfits.
>>577050423>M.U.G.E.N mahjong is realcan you add sounds for calls and yaku?
>all last sanma dealer with 7k points>declares Kyuushu-kyuuhai with 11 terminals including all winds>deals inoh my sweet baby adept
>>577059158i've seen people calling kyuushuu kyuuhai in memesura of all formats, nothing can surprise me at this point
I see shiny button, I press shiny button
>>577058901>voice lineswe could unironically do ourselves a tetsuya collab since anon ripped all the voice lines from the ps2 games
>>577059592>changing sanshoku for sanshiki
i have no snacks at home because I didnt buy any because I thought I didnt want any
>>577059592We already have autotable, so who knows, maybe...
>>577059891Having no snacks at home is good. Eating snacks is a bad thing anyways.
I WANT A TREAT NOWNOW NOW NOW
>>577059825cry about it
I suddenly have a craving for Caramel shortbread
>>577059891you should never go to the grocery store with an empty stomach, but you should never go with a completely full one either
Alright /mjg/, it's been long enough - time for a GIMMICK TOURNEY! Prepare to KEK or get KEKED in NTR TOURNEY!DOC: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nI0khOs1bJhhGXyHo_49Fyd-XoIHHEFhp0e5SvEYS1M/edit?usp=sharingSIGNUPS: https://forms.gle/p39mAg4iyWJ4wSmF6>(You)r tanyao nomi cucked a dealer mangan? that's 12000 bonus points for (You) :^)Qualis this weekend to reduce overlap with OJ league any streaming coverage/help during qualis or playoffs would be greatly appreciated
>>577060392
Famous drawfag? I want a cool ingame sprite of a character from an old mahjong anime. Yeah, the old guy with the cigarette and droopy eyes. Make it to me.
Another dogshit tourney, epic.
>>577060392Finally
>more tourneyslop
jyanshi for this feel?
>>577060392Fantastic opportunity to trim my friendlist - I'll just delete everyone who plays in this shit.
>>577060392>An excerpt from Flow Book 1Okay, I love this tourney already. I'll sing up later.
>le rush 1han slop
>>577060392>TO'd by penis phalanx captain after getting NTR'd in leaguehmm...
>15-5 umathat's retarded
>>577060962Hello newshit
>>577061018what in the actual fuck did you mean by this
>>577060392>Your worst scoring hanchan during qualis will not count - but you will retain any bonus points from this hanchanwhy
>>577060392we will be joining
>>577060392if i get cucked do i get negative uma?
>>577061105No, but worth clarifying
>>577061162thanks boss
yagooey
>>577060392Spectators need to bring their own chair?
>>577060712Kirito because they're both fakers
losing league by 6 points did a number on toki
>>577060392playing with atamahane is better for ntr
>>577062143What did snake mean by that in the end? He can climb in jade but math was too much? Really?
>>577060392I can't wait to watch
>>577062694Punished the captain for being an ntrfag
>>577062694Well, okay, everyone makes blunders, that I can understand.
>>577060392Toki ga NTR da
>>577016135Tell me if you succeed in this, I could not for the life of me get my phone's emulator to save because android is getting more and more locked down because the average user is retarded and I have to suffer for it.
>Streaming this early
>>577021712>Illya with a tanALBINOS DON'T FUCKING TAN!
>>577063501kuro is an homunculus as well but black
>>577062694He just wanted to pad his score.
doko
>>577063608Illya's albinism comes from her (like most Einzberns) being effectively a clone of Justeaze, nothing to do with her being a homunculus.
>>577060392kek
>>577064384>this manbut thats a pin?
>>577064598No wonder only danganronpa wants to collaborate
>>577060392Should have used minasan instead of sheep
>>577062694Imagine going +700 and your team still demands more of you and finds a way to lose.
>>577065437musthave for next league
>>577065437he jobbed when it truly mattered
>>577066235Even if he hadn't ronned, he needed haneman direct hit which was not happening. Maybe his team shouldn't have gotten all those negative 4ths in finals.
>>577066690>which was not happeninghe kinda had it with the last hand with toitoi
>>577066690>he>his teamI know what you are
>>577066690He clicked the button that read "2nd place acceptance".He was not getting 1st anyway and mistakes happen so it's fine, but it's still just as shameful as having a negative score.
>>577066930Mina san has been silenced.
You need more than one big luckshitter to win league. The famous doragon couldn't solo carry doracula forever either.
Our captain solo carried usstraight to last place[/spoileramaekoromo-0.png]
>>577067774Werks on my machineI'll confess I've never actually listened to it though
>>577067781*wallhacker
>>577067862The link is 404 though?files.catbox.moe/2F4b7jc3.mp3
>>577067850Someone make an edit of that one wojak with mask image where amaekoromo-7.png has a mask with amaekoromo-0.png on it
>>577067924doesn't work, you need paypigs aka luckshitters
>>577067970Get rid of the 2F AruOr install the soundfile script
>>577067970>/2F
>Get Maka to analyze one of my matches where I won decently enough>Maka:
>>577066930why is this 15 minutes long.....
>>577068181Hahi! Don't le
>>577068281Most people need at least 10 or 15 to goon. Even if you can speedrun it, it's better to make it last.
>>577068475le
>>577068518i kan'd in the first 15 secondsi would like to say i like this real asmr and not that stupid tapping licking on the mic shit that e-girls and vtumors do
>>577060392Fucking nigger. My sheep is pure.Now I won't participate in your gimmick tourney.
Singing up tourneys sounds scary... what if I get a 4th?! I'd never be able to live with myself after that...
>>577068703
>>577068728Xapitan...
>>577068760you just know
Cynthia's Greek, you geek. It means a pearl, I'm a pure girl. Boys cannot crack this oyster shell.
ballin frfr
>>577064714Does her husband know we went into the onsen together? Or about the dates?
Weird looking ninpo.
>>577069735Ah! A pink! Kill it! Kill it!
>>577069706he likes to watchhe likes ntr the most
but mjg loves pinks
>>577070087so true bestie
>>577068686>real asmrAsmr is not goonslop you bloviating cumbrainThe genre is wider than that.
>>577070087I'm going to trust this pink
>>577069815The original is pink too. Kinda.
>>577070087Total PINK love.
Making a mistake is fine but I will never forgive him for letting pedophiles win.
I'd sign up but I'm the infamous cat.
why does every fucking piece of shit only want to play shitty american mahjong?
What’s the meta for this tourney … poosh everything?
>>577068083
>>577070458Because its fun.
>>577070561I'll just dama all hands, then tameron every deal-in, just for the extra NTR value.
>>577070561The is to prioritize speed over value.Effectively become the mass produced digital player.
>>577070634Yosh, yosh Koromo. Nakenaide...
>>577070561the uma is so low that winning doesnt matter at all, just rely on bonus pointswin every hand as fast as possible and push everything
will I ruin my reputation if I join this tourney?
>>577070901I'll draw NTR art of the winner's main if that motivates you (or anyone else).
>>577070561Fold immediately if someone is in tenpai unless you have a fast cheap hand.
>>577070561last row keitan is king or tanyao nomi
there's a tourney going on? where do I sing up?
What are the odds I am randomly watching an NTR arc while the tourney is announcedyuzu-1.png
>>577070561Play bunny, bunnny tablecloth, pretend it's a friendly where you want to be as annoying as possible.
>>577071212It's a sign from the heavens that you need to play as Cao Hagde, the man known in the 3 Kingdoms as having a fetish where he only steals other people's lovers for his harem.
>>577071647I dont have hag on my account
The more I think about this gimmick ruleset the less I like it.
>>577060392https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4KTEeJNQg8
My name is John Titor.
>mfw as burger on /mjg/
>>577071970the neverending loop
>>577068760>>577069160Yeah. I'm Mr. Wolf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fymKsww857wcynthia-7.png
>>577071024Do u mean kuitan
Floorp
Can you share a good video? That's why Cynthia muposters are better.
>>577071880Shondo has advised me to beat women several times.
>56 viewershow does he do it?
>>577073439Being active in the official discord helps.
The regular Uma is still more important than the bonus points, u will probably only win two to thee hands a match and the odds of an opponent being in tenpai when u win are like 50%? So if average win value is 10k this is like 5-10 bonus points per game per player , less than effect of one placement , though of course occasionally someone will cuck a yakuman for a big bonus
>>577073647
Never give up on your dreams /mjg/
>
>>577060392Do you lose points if your hand gets cucked?
>>577074410your opponent is gaining pointsso the happyness in the world overall increases
It's all about happyness, pyness, pyness.
>>577074410No, I will edit the docs/sheet to make this explicit
Today is Kormo's VA's birthday.
>>577075363Another question is if you win on the haitei/houtei, do you get bonus points from everyone who is in tenpai since they can all technically win by ron at that point?
rare chip gamblehuge earnings if you feel lucky
>>577073876I already got kokushi and daigansen. Now I am waiting to get tenhou.
>>577075691Good question, i'll have to see if that happened in any of the validation logs
>>577075829I can't read.
>>577067182Did you want him to just sit there like a Kaguya and wait till someone else consolidates his 2nd place?
>>577076156yes
>>577076156yes? play for your outs
Why is NTR so hated?
Kaguya mains are cucks.
MJS is going to be the only game with blue archive characters soon
>>577076156https://www.youtube.com/live/naGSM5ydUBs?&t=7563The odds of winning are low but he could have called pon and go for toitoi, toitoi haku dora 3 would be enough with a direct hit.Even if it's unlikely, surely it's better than pressing the "I lose" button.
>>577076992Sorry, but I can't watch vods where my team loses. You're probably right, I guess.
>>577077106hag spotted
I press the I lose button every day when I turn off my alarm clock
>>577076992I don't care, I'm tired of this shit, let's just end the match.
gg anon
>>577077534GG fun games
I'm almost finished with my training arc
I'll start my training arc next month, what's the rush
Can you still have two accounts on the EN server and the JP server using the same email? It was possible before the new Yostar account thing they introduced.
pei dayo~
>>577078395yes, but you cant have multiple accounts on the same mail on the same server anymore
>>5770664602021 was the last good year.
>>577073876here's the saddest, fakest chuuren possible
>>577079095Poutou
>>577079095Breedable Ako
>>577073876The total happiness in the world didn't increase that day.
I let kirito down
>>577078395If you use gmail you can add periods into the email address and it will lead to the same inbox yet be treated as a separate email for signup purposeseg. anon@gmail.com = a.non@gmail.com = a.no.n@gmail.com
>>577078443>Pei mentioned>Win because of peiThanks anon!
>>577077812Anon has read RB1 and the Push-Pull book
q memesura at :05
Q memesura
no
At XX:05
nyo
>138 online
>>577081246Don't you want to play memesura with Q****12?
TO please add a cat emote next to my name
ggAm I going to spend another week sanbaiman fishing?
No point in playing any games until the entire board is unlocked because the game doesn't keep track of that shit until you've flipped it over. What were they thinking with this shitload of fuck?
>>577082938i play all the time, so it doesn't bother me at all lol
>>577082414ggs, thought you'r re-q.
>queue memesura for the first time ever>hit a double riichi ippatsu>internet instantly shuts off and the light on my router stays a solid orangeWelp
>>577082938>What were they thinkingThey were making a shitty game that sucks ass
I'm done questing. Memsura lobby 635535
>>5770837843/4
>>577075691The answer is no, winning on haitei/houtei does not award bonuses from opponents' hands who are otherwise no-yaku without the theoretical haitei/houtei. I will include this in the doc
>>577083550
>>577073439idk either, guess there's demand but just really low supply
>>577085446the supply of english mahjong streams is almost entirely loopers and vtumors who are somehow not even loopers
who are your favorite ntr doujin artists
I don't know if I want to sing up for this tourneyMy reputation is on the line here
>>577085950NTR? MehTentacled beasts?
>>577085647is a s1 looper much better
>>577086129yes and it's not particularly close
>>577085950For me it's MTSP
>>577085950Terasu, Zonda, Shironegiya, Tanabe Kyou
What does our dear Fu Ji main use to stream to Twitch?I MIGHT do some streams myself since people apparently care to observe.
>>577085983And your main is?
>>577085446there are 2 english streamers that are not obnoxious wannabe youtubers, and you are one of them
>>577086325just OBS
>strongest community in the west>most popular english streamer in the westHow does /mjg/ keep doing it
>>577086357Every now and then I'll see that gook Hana main basedfacing in a thumbnail and a little bit of my soul dies
>>577083784GGThat Hoshino needs to riichi at least once
>>577086127bonnouji yura my fucking goat
>>577085446don't forget about us when you make it big
he's doing the Kman bounceback
>>577085950I wish I'd forget them.
>>577086858Playing gold tonpuu?
>couldn't find eclipse glassesGoodbye mes chéris, my world is solely behind closed eyes now.
>>577087412>eclipseThanks for reminding me
Is Limitless Asura good for you?
>>577087412I'm just gonna squint It's probably gonna be cloudy where I live anyway knowing my luck
>>577086751That's his thing now. He damas every hand no matter what.
>>577087412I FORGOT TO GET GLASSESDidnt wanna buy a 10pack for 25 bucks, why would I need 10
>take a break from mahjong >they steal my friendly gimmick
I saw the one in '99, that's good enough. Also I recall people making custom filters without the need for glasses, but I cba to look it up now.
>>577087769It's fine.
>>577086293>Tanabe KyouGood stuff.
>>577087412Same. Guess I'll have to wait until 2081 for the next eclipse.
>>577089041Just wait for your mom to bend over
>>577088783I saw the one in the 2010's, and ever since then it feels like there have been more and more of them. I'm bored with eclipses. They had one just a few years ago.
>>577089863those were all fake and because of the great plastic sheet.
>>577085950tatsuhikoakadashi
>>577088375distribute them to the 9 friends you'll be watching the eclipse with of course
>>577089863A full one is rare, partial ones are somewhat regular.
queue memesura lobby 635535 (again)
i dont think i will
Once upon a time, I was falling in loveBut now I'm only falling apartThere's nothing I can doA total eclipse of the heart
>>577060392Shan't participate in NTR garbage
>>5770906013/4
>>577090837But you're already playing mahjong.
>qualis when I have to work I shouldn't even sing up
>>577090601Started!
Sheet updated
Riichi?
>>577012968My fuarkin hero
>>577091790sorry question should be the standard WWYD actually with the ways you can play here
>>577060392For educational purposes, can you track who gets cucked the most even if it doesn't affect points?
dama dama dama~oh how I love dama~hit 'em when they don' expecthit 'em with dama~end the round earlyright when they don' expectdama~
>>5770917905s
>>577091790dora 2? liichi
>>577091790IRON. REACH.
>>577091790IRONCLAD RIICHI
You guys really are obsessed with this book. You know you're still gonna loop like looperkeks you are, right?
I prefer the term "sensei riichi".
>>577092105not if i quit playing ranked
>>577092105Yes
>>577092221they're two different things
>>577091790Before the book I'd say 8m, after the book I guess I'd reluctantly reach since clearly my intuition is wrong.
>>577092105I didn't even read it, I just like how silly it sounds.>>577092292I know, it's the first person to call riichi, I should have quoted the WWYD.
>>577091790It's not amazing but yeah I'm still riichiing that in east 1 for sure.
>>577087412nvm I got one, my eyes are safe for another day.
For me, it's Ponsuke.
>>577092105The book has already gotten me one rank-up. I am coming for the looper crown and I will not be denied
>>577093140larp
>>577093103fucking nerd
>>577093197Going from E1 to E2 isn't exactly unimaginable anon
>>577091903>>577091969>>577091972>>577091996>>577092309>>577092810it's borderline, the shanpon while on a terminal isn't amazing since it's missing one tile already8m cut floats ittsu with the 5678m yonrenkei+floating 5s, but it is riichi+2 on the other handneeded a turn to think it over :^) just tsumogiri riichi'd next turn
>>577090601I dc'ed for a moment and the game ended, I'm hearing riichi music in the main menu.gg
>>577090601GG
>>577090601well memesura'd
I'm a couple of matches away from ranking up to 8th Dan in RC.
>>577095023i cares
mogged
>>577095023have fun having to wait 2 minutes before being able to play a game
>>577095313all staintkeks deserve this
>>577095313If you really think about it, every rank is just adept but a different color!
>>577095380>2 minutesLucky, whenever I'm able to queue galaxy there's 8 players, and usually someone leaves after their match ends.
>>577095380could be worse. suzumiyaanju-12.png
>>577095778i mean this
>>577095882throne tonpuu bro...
Queue Jade tonpuu at xx:55atarashiako-1.png
I'm at work
>>577096325GET BACK TO WORK!!!!
I'm a kekpert
Fucking piece of shit nigger game, I literally can't win a single chase.Ryanmen? I lose. Sanmenchan? I lose. Dora tanki? I lose.I'm dealer? The retarded nigger poosher clown in last place tsumos a baiman cause fuck you.I have a decent haipai for a change? Kyushu kyuhai, get fucked bitch. WELL FUCK YOU TOO NIGGER.
>>577096540Many say this.
My ego has been inflated tenfold ever since I ranked up
>>577096275you baited meyuqinghua-7.png
>>577096964My ego has been nonexistent since I ranked down
BLITZ NO TIPS Majsoul Friends Room 27514(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=27514
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT A SINGUP
>>577097447>didn't say started
>>577021470we like kids here btw, if you haven't noticed. this applies to your real life buddy too.
>>577097447gg, sorry its getting a bit too late for me
>>577097447GG, 2/4 again
>>577097447GG nya
I hate being sick
include tourney in next op, amanda
>>577099636chicken soup usually helps me, get well soon!
>He's a bean dama
>>577100335Include my sperm in ichihimes womb iykwim
I'm a real human bean
>>577100632based beaner
>>577099131well i like REAL WOMEN and I already have a future mahjong gf to set my eyes on
>>577097447ggsthere's always a next time.
>>577097447ggs
>>577103082yuzu mentioned
final post
>>577103775I need more Crow emotes
>>577103889>>577103889>>577103889
evens carne asada fries odds asada burrito and taco0 kms
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