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>>577056631>Happy birthday to FEater!>STILL no FEater headeryall are cruel you know that?
Doctor, your drawpile for this week.Say something nice
Bnuuy love
>>577056817>>576924312>>576948545
I want to have 9 kids with this roach woman
>>577056843Now is the time to ask the real questions. Would you eat the pizza /akg/?
My soulmate...
>>577056843Cutepile
>>577056843they put m-m-m-me on this pizza???
>>577056974It has a fucking roach on it, no
>>577056641I'm the guy who failed to tackle IS2, yesterday.Anon said I'm retarded. So it must be true.Anon never lies.
>>577056843this slice is mine
>>577057057You are not retarded. You are a human worthy of attention and respect. Stand proud.
>>577057057Ah you're the extremely retarded anon
>>577057158Wow rude
cutest girl ever ever
>>577056974>rock cancer>cockroach>a pringles which may or may not have traces of semen on itonly /akg/ could make me want to eat a bean, at least it's a good source of protein
>>577057203Hi, anon. Thanks for your unkind-but-true words.
Gote
>>577057298Those beans have cat fur at the tip of their slide no matter how you cut itUnless you cut the pizza into squares
HUBBY WUBBY
I love you /akg/
>>577057230I wanted to help...
Hey, if you missed divegrass this weekend the VODs are up/lcg/: https://implying.fun/video/VGLCOC/2026-08-07/?t=1:41:08.0/umaJP/: https://implying.fun/video/VGLCOC/2026-08-08/?t=13:11.0/4ccg/ (only watch this one): https://implying.fun/video/VGLCOC/2026-08-08/?t=5:00:28.0/civ4xg/: https://implying.fun/video/VGLCOC/2026-08-09/?t=2:09:32We have one more batch of invitational games next weekend against /trick/, /gfg/, /zzz/, and /hsrg/
Texas love.
>>577057287You mean operators
>>577057465Being retarded is part of /akg/, don't tell anon he can't be included yet I'm also just joking, it's okay Reed. That's just the kind of medic you are
>>577057518
>>577056843can we somehow transfer the papyrus feet artist's life essence to the jessikot's artist? we NEED to make the latter immortal
>>577057661>sexas being a SLUTyeah for me
I **** you /akg/
>>577056098 We have more than you think, its just that lots of people use swords as a wand or staff, like Carnelian
>I **** you /akg/
>>577057518TAXES!!!
The scary think about akg is that you never know who is on the other side of the screen. You could be talking to a woman or Canadian or Canadian woman you just can't know for sure. What if everyone other than me is a woman? It's not outside the realm of possibility. How utterly terrifying.
>>577052890M'kay, today's cheese bread is well-done.The trick was to set the stove at power 1 for ten minutes, first. It allowed to dough to grow very nicely.
RESET PRAM
>womantroon>canadiantroon>canadian woman[...]
>>577058018Don't worry, my cock would absolutely destroy you
>>577058206What the fuck is a pram and why are we resetting it every thread?
>>577058018In /akg/, we're all friends. It's fine.
>>577058362A great evil, threatening to plunge the world is another Ice Age.
>>577058362Dude Saga does not have all that
>>577056850But also Bunny teasing.
>>577058530
>>577057764FASTER
>>577058369
>>577058145Nice to hear.
>>577058642Ugly bitch
I hope you think of me as a funny and sexy friend
>>577057512Thanks anon.
>avatarfag getting mad at someone starting to be oneamazing
>>577058632Cute pantsu
>>577056843pokemoose?Nintendo gonna freak
>>577058632https://x.com/mooooooooove_/status/2086845959787696324
Rita, tell me a joke.
>>577058242Kronii is basically Mostima when you think about it
>>577059431your life
>>577059431What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!
>>577059576LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>577058242Cancels each other out
>>577059576
Amiya is such a boring mary sue right now, does she get better or no?
>>577059576FUAAAAARK
Rita, suckle on my pener crazy style!
>>577059794no she gets worse they tear down the little personality she had and split it into as many parts as she has classes, look it up, guardmiya is a completely different person from medicmiya
>>577059794She gets better, later
>>577058910I will, if you tell me how you cleared the Act or Die garrison. It is proving troublesome and I want to review the ideas of other tacticians.
>>577059576I already heard that one before, you need to "branch" your horizons
>>577057676How many more jessicas does drawpile need
>>577059941Isn't that the point though? She absorbs memories and her different forms act like those memories. Swordmiya was trying to act cool. Theresamiya was like Theresa
>>577060034i dont know but thank you for this collection
>>577057676No, only the old can go into the young and Jessica is a hag
Can I ask for help? I need some max level friends to quickly plow through the story and annihilation. 65484346
>>577059431Two Emperors Blades walk into a gaulish barThey refuse to order
>>577059794No, since you're an illiterate moron who doesn't know what "Mary Sue" means.
yo is that green crystal thing tasty? bro is eating the 5th one
>>577060267Sure, what do you need?
>>577060585He's right though, she is one
>>577056843GARCON!There's cockroach on my pizza.
>>577060267Added, Shrek
>>577060034hmmm nyes
>>577060603Yeah, mon3tr is tasty
>>577060267Sent!
>>577060603He's getting his minerals
So I said>We're gonna send you some place... you're not gonna likeAnd he's like>Oh yeah? I'm not afraid of Mansfield!And I say>Mansfield? I never said I was sending you to Mansfield.>I'm going to send you to Kazdel.
>>577061231this is beautiful
>>577061231Kek'd and saved
Post mistakes
Suss love!
>>577060027
>>577033262>You can spend up to 12 recruitments per day, and that's if you're extremely anal about the timings>You get 4? free refreshes a day>You get 5? free recruitment permits per day on averageIs is 5? I thought it was like, 2 or 3, but I might be misremembering
>>577061430
how about cute angle posting
>>577061486>killed Cenm0>mistake????
>>577056843Why the Pap-chan (gato)?
>>577060669Pramanix alter preferably.>>577060731>>577061051Thanks bros.
>>577059794No she's not any different from how she was in chapter 1
>>577060731The real Shrek plays Arknights?
>>577061664I added a bit ago. Should be fairly obvious but my supports won't ever change
I added yesterday’s wings into my soup and now it tastes like Fiammetta.
>>577061740How so? She grew a lot, from a naive idealist to a pragmatic one
>>577061231the ghost of babel....
>>577061481Danke doktor, I always forget how tanky Zuo is
>>577061812Losmonytis would winy that
Sexually satisfying all the sui sisters
>>577061812THE STRONGEST IN HISTORY VS THE STRONGEST OF TODAY
>>577062000True!
>>577062113I am always thinking this. I made this post.
>>577062113how will you do that with no experience anon
>>577062305They must be going to Dickhardstreet
>>577061486Cenm0 paid the price to show everyone what not to do. Thank you for your sacrifice.
>>577062442Puzzle and Dragon doujins taught me everything I need.
>>577061775shrek is loveshrek is life
>>577061892Her personality is the exact same boring "I won't offend anyone" personality and I don't find her to be pragmatic at all
>>577062442>Can't work without experience>Don't have experience because no workEven sex is getting gatekeeping?
>>577062679god hates us THAT much
>>577061524pokeknights
>>577062559Dragon laying techniques?
>>577062773Primal Skadi when, no Sharmy doesn't count
>>577062679Toys are experience like volunteer work is experience (lol)
>>577062559Share your knowledge with the class
>>577062113Except Dusk.It's funnier that way.
>>577056843Good lord what is happening in here
>>577062673She always hesitated whenever she faced opposition and tried hard to resolve her problems with her naive speeches, whereas Amiya is now ready to fight wars to protect the powerless. It was shown in Enchilada's mini event and chapter 16.
>>577062442>no experience Your 8000 years of practice with Ling?
>>577063048For some reason they gave Zima Skad3s future title, so now we are waiting on Skadi the Waverider
>>577062646Collab when?
>>577063232Viviana about to wreck Leizi in a Pokemon battle
>>577063045>>577063176P&D taught me that when laying a group of dragon girls, always attack the sluttiest one first. You'll have to come back to her later anyway.
>>577063231>Keeping the incel sister an incelWhat tactical advantage does this give Rhodes Island.
>>577063341Skadi the Primordial Sea
>Pokemon ArknightsI missed Nori...
>>577063526Sooner or later she will rape someone.
>>577063048In two years alongside Gigantamax Amiya and Megaevolved Ch'en4
>>577063313
>>577061568Man there was something I absolutely had to remember to do daily to prevent calamity but I completely forgot
contemplate the prophecy anon
>>577063232Leizi has the new form of Raikou that's a kirin referencePram and Haruka have two of one of the legendary sets in gen 9Bellone has two pokemon that are a dog and a mice familyAnd viviana has the box legendary from X and two pre evolved
I prefer Digimon.
>>577063232>Haruka gets Chi-YuChrist almighty
>>577063232People getting their arkmon reps. Shame the CN meta is pretty solved since the blue splitter pixel guy is comically overpowered and wins even against type disadvantage.
>>577063570Thats a lot better...
>>577064059>This but Haruka in the pic
>>577063939I FORGOT TO GO TO THE PROPHECY NODEFUUUUUUUUUUU
If Skadi wasn't allowed to have a legendary, she would have a Palafin or Dhelmise
>>577064703>DhelmiseRetard
>>577064431NNNNNNNYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>577064431NYEEEEEEEEEEES
>>577064815We both know Ulpianus gets Wailord
>>577064997No. Skadi can have Gyarados because it looks like her worm.
>>577064815Ulpipi is wailord they're both fat fucks
>electricianlanturn
>>577065219Ooh, good idea
Dracos
>>577065068Lee gets Gyarados because its literally him.
>>577065335where do i find a woman who dresses like this
>>577065726under the sea
>>577065335Malamar
>>577063525>>577063176>>577062559Karin's tight teen pussy!now that's a ritual post I haven't seen mentioned in over a decade
>>577065726Enter the water
>>577065858She needs the pink jellyfish pokemon, fem Jellicent
>>577065809>>577065869I meant IRLthat corset(?)/high waist shorts thing is super fucking sexxo
>>577063048>>577063570>>577064209would you say this fits with the rest of the weather trio?
>>577064815>>577064997>>577065074Ulpipi has to be Dhelmise they gave it Paths Must Be Opened in an official game.
>>577065863I saw it mentioned once a few years ago in /gbfg/
>>577066072>I meant IRLWe answered you for IRLYour options are cosplayers (dudes) or finding out what's really going on underwater
>>577066124Kal gets rayquaza
>Pokemon-centered arknightsYou know who to call
>>577066072Go into the water.
>>577066305
>>577066072Go get a fashion model gf, you need to look fancy yourself too for irl notLucilla sexo with that getup
>just get a model gf broGee thanks for the advice
>>577066828If you can't get to that point on your own, not advice from here is going to help you. If you can get to that point on your own, what the fuck are you doing here?
>>577066828It’s easy when you own a bar in downtown Manhattan
>>577059794No.
>>577066828>where can I get a gf that looks and dresses like a model but doesn't have model standards so she'll date an antisocial retard
>>577066305>Water loses to Electric>Electric loses to Ground>Ground loses to waterUh it works. Arknights really could expand into the infinite money spinoffs of pokemon, won't Lowlight try that?
>>577066124Liezi is a good Rayquaza, otherwise good
>>577062773Scary Skadi
>>577066828If you're asking for a lot you'll need to answer for a lot, we're just honest.
Sex?
>>577067687hmm nyo.
>>577066828It's not like they have high standards.
when are they adding a x8?
Sexkaz
>>577067735x10*Global anni
>>577067735We get x10 with ange2 event
>>577067738Cowkaz
Pardner...
>>577068062I don't trust the eyes
>>577067003Thanks, Dr. Manhattan.
>>577068062What bird breed is this
>>577068295Oriole
>>577067723Then you have chosen rape.
>pushes in your daisy
>>577068462>altamira oriole
>>577068462>Spot BreastedSPOOOOOT NOOOO
I wish Closure were a Sagkaz
>>577068542Dragon laying.
>>577068062Wonder who her E1/E2 artist will be if she is already set to become an operator.The headwings make me think Azling, but then the leather boots make me think Infukun. Alternatively she has a kafkaesque design so it could be Nori..
>>577058548yet
>>577069148She's obviously a Yuji
>>577068996
>>577069148I'm convinced that if she's from an existing AK artist at all, she's from Yuji
I won't even try to clear vec-c, it's bullshit.
>>577069234>>577069406Bullshit where is the blue and yellow
>>577069563How do you know it's bullshit if you haven't tried it?
>>577069642Pink too!
>>577069563Post your squad so we can see if you can clear or you're too much a new player for it.
>>577069642The orange and black are just dark shades of both
>>577069406Can’t find footage right now but her sprite does show up in one of the tutorial sections and I’m pretty sure it was
I won't even try to clear ED5 All Stars, it's bullshit.
apparently this is an AU where doc is the last human on the planet and priestess is a satellite
Mmmmm, Gavial... take my spear...
>>577070194How do you know it's bullshit if you haven't tried it?
Daily Shu fertilizing
>>577069563Then your Vec 12 clear doesn’t count. Post your name so your clear can be removed from the group.
>>577069563You've unlocked strong buffs already, it's nothingburger
Shu mentioned
>>577070583NO DON'T, I'M NOTHING WITHOUT MY VEC-12 CLEAR
*stealthily scratches balls**vaporises you*
>>5770707082.5 billion children
>EoSfield already has giga powercreep Did they steal Wang dev from us?
>>577070708Wife
>>577069896Take care of your Wang.
>>577061481Face young master to the right and just time his slashes, you don't need Cardi
>>577070734You have 1 hour. To beat Mechanist or say elf is the best. These are your options.
>>577071004They also already have gigaflops
>>577070741How does he possibly scratch his balls mid combat?
>>577071373built in ball scratchers
>>577071125I tried to do it with him soloing the middle but after blocking Lava he can't block any of the runners and trying to mixromanage his HP to time the skill cooldown correctly is a headache. I believe it can be done, I just don't want to go through the effort of figuring out the timings so I'd rather sacrifice a dog
>>577071004Their gameplay is utterly shallow so they can only release>Dps>Support that helps deal more dps>Dps>Support that helps deal more dps
>>577071125Maybe S2 helps but idk haven't tried to wuxia it
>>577069912Surely that would have been in the dumps of NPC sprites we usually get, and I'd be even more surprised to have not seen her sprite pop up here since.
>>577071574There's no heavy timing really, Lava will keep his HP low, and his barrier keeps him safe, you just need to use the skill when the runners are on top of him
>>577071663Wang bros, I'm feeling personally attacked...
https://files.catbox.moe/y7olws.zip https://www.mediafire.com/file/fmf8y40x4s6p0sg/fileInteractive Exhibitionism OST, 24-bit FLAC
I garrisoned an elf
>>577071373You underestimate Columbian engineering comrade
Ok...What is *her* problem? Why is she talking like that?
>>577072272Very fast squirrel
>>577072161Thanks as always FLACbro
>>577072272She's a kind of animal that likes sticking long things in her cheeks.
>>577072663Okay, okay... I get your point.I'll make her apologize for her handicap, through frequent & private managerial session.
>>577072663a woman????
>>577072272ADHD
>>577072826Hehehehe
>>577072209>No mention of how he showers
>>577072896When was the last time we employed someone normal?
>>577073031Aphrissa
>>577073031Necrass
>>577073031Path of Life
>>577073181
>>577073031astgenne #3
>>577073181The reports on my desk say otherwise
>>577073373
>>577073240She looks kinda autistic, there. But maybe it's just the Chibi artstyle and animation making her no justice.
sex
>>577073569My compass is stirring. So it must means that he is a woman.
>>5770735693d pig disgusting
>>577073527Read her file, she is weapons-grade autistic
>>577073740Then the artist did a fine job portraying her.
>>577073701Bad news: check the mirror
>>577073569roach fag sex
>>577073373I don't know what you're talking about
Sakisex
Zumama
>>577073956My compass divides the world into 3 category :menwomen (with a little something extra)women (with nothing special added)
>>577074052Her charm point is her legs you breast-obsessed ape
Shusex
>>577074309Keep telling yourself that, cutting-board-chan.
>>577074443You will never understand the joy of a chestjob
>>577074309She's an all-rounder
>>577074443Lucilla isn't a surfboard, her legs are just way sexier than her modest chest
>>577074309True and fact checked by real doctors
>>577074514Bro look at the size of these things ok
>>577074510Madam, a few hours ago I played with my nipple and prostate until I passed out.Then, I proceeded to have quick fap when I woke up, and swallowed my load without even thinking about it.My mind is so open it could fit an entire airport.So I'll probably come to understand the "joy of a chestjob", at some point.Doesn't means I won't rip at you whenever the occasion arise.
>>577074880Prisis...
>>577073031Demetri is pretty normal innit
>>577075109>Gay mafia>Normal
>>577075107Yes?
>>577073740Well she is very good at what she has interest in even if in others parts Lucilla is doing it for the vibes.>How did you know that was a catastrophe?>Dude trust me.
>>577074646>>577074514>>577074309>>577074052>>577073373>>577073181Very cute Remielle.
Mumu is such a slut
>>577075513
Wrong!Factual information: Mumu is pure and innocent elf.
>>577075513That's rude. She seems like a good girl.
call my wife a slut please
>>577075559>>577075617>>577075632>>577075634SLUT
Shaw sex... Sex.
>>577073569those are a mans soles. trust me i'd know
>>577075559>>577075617>>577075632whore.
Any modules to look into for Crossing or just the usual new op ones?
>>577075757SEX
>>577075632Pure, most likely.Innocent, she knows what she did.
Roasties are jealous about supreme beautiful elf AGAIN.
The DoD devils glow in the dark you can see them when you're driving
Low purity operators?
Who should I buy with this paid selector ticket
AMIYA HELP THE COLUMBIAN WOMEN ARE SCARING ME
Jellyfish?
>>577076152Thank you for reminding me butterfly very cool
>>577074841This went to a brand new "AKwhore" folder.Only the finest will go there.
MyGO!!!!! collab ft. Alive Until Sunset dual banner
>>577076493Thank god, I will be very low on pulls after Thumpy
Notice how the only good collab we have had featured a 6* elf
How much of an improvement is the PC client compared to an emulator?
>>577076210Which one
>>577076808Worst privacy. Knowing the chinks, the launcher will require you to launch it with administrator privilege for zero good reason.
>>577076808>emulating android os launch and executing the software application there instead of running the code on the existing osWhat do you think..
>>577076758Thought on robots and doors?
>>577076210which one? and what operators are you missing?
>>577076995It's the year 2026. Hypervisors are efficient as fuck.99% of servers are virtualized. And it doesn't cause any performance issue. (it's actually better, because it enable shit like load balancing)
>>577076540If evil why hot
>>577076995I dont know what you're talking about but you sound a bit like a nerd and maybe a faggot too
Why yes. I love running ram eating programs that run on ram eating programs that are a hassle to update and break the game into itty bitty crashes every once in a while how could you tell?
>>577076995Shut the fuck up Kyaru >>577077447You too wagefag
>>577076995*shove you in your locker*
Just download more RAM
>Shitposters still pretending it's an emulatorlmao. you can edit the arknights settings itself with built in-game keybinds, it's not an emulator bro
>>577077627There is no more RAM available
>>577077384The best genes for breeding
>>577077181You're mistaking containers with CPU emulation, running the ARM binary on x86 is more expensive than simple docker.
>>577076995>
>>577076995FUCKING NEEEEEEEERD
A tower defense game should not be struggling with 8 gb ram.
Is Bellone S3 a meme? I should M3S23 right?
>>577077991How about a dating sim?
>>577077726>ntr cucks have penetrated the academy and are resurrecting discredited 19th century rape evolution theories.we need to stop this before it gets out of control
Clue party is up, my dudesBe there, or be SQUARE!
>>577077181There's a fundamental difference between android emulation and server virtualization.It's extremely efficient in server virtualization because you run the same hardware assisted OS with the same CPU architecture. With android emulation you translate ARM to x86 which is far from being "extremely efficient".>>577077447>>577077558>>577077587>>577077845>>577077965This rudeness is completely uncalled and impolite, mind your manners and apologize.
>>577078023its damage is respectable but >dodgeyou're gambling on if he gets to do anything against any enemy with an attack stat that he teleports onto
>>577077991Doesn't windows 11 take almost 8 gigs of ram just to show desktop after boot?
>>577076808Uhh, if you want an example instead of the argument that startedMy $300 3 year old shittop is able to play Arknights on bluestacks or GPG. Bluestacks took a while to start up, had frame lag, but was stable and didn't entirely tank the rest of my computer. GPG would be smooth but take forever to start up and shut down everything else on my laptop, and crash pretty oftenI downloaded the CN client to try it and it's running smooth. Not as smooth as my phone, but better than GPG. Starting up took a bit but loading screens were fast. The rest of my computer also worked fine, including my 60 chrome tabs and a video
>>577078073A dating sim should not take 10 years to finish. It’s like if the base was stuck in beta for 5 years and the only thing was added was more trust rooms.
>>577078237Right. I never liked those teleporting gimmick after Ch3n fucked me over that one time.
>>577078285Why do you need 60 chrome tabs
>>577078468I have a lot stuff I'm going to get back to later today, this week, or eventually, okay?
>>577071004Genshin took until Natlan for this level of powercreep.
>>577075417
>>577078226*Lock the locker*
Now that we tested a modern gacha system in Endfield, we will implement it in Arknights.50/50DossierWeapon bannerYou will rike it!
>>577078616PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
This is fucking stupid
>>577078616So squeezable... and smoochable
>>577078258Windows 11 uses decades old code from an older obsolete version there should be no reason it takes 8 gb just to start up.
>>577061486I like this skin
When is Zima?
>>577078559you know where to start
There's no functional reason to update from Windows 7. In the worst case scenario, stay with Windows 10 if you have to use Windows at all.
>>577078616god i wanna fuck lappland so bad
>>577078559>This weektry months or years anonhttps://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/session-buddy-tab-bookmar/edacconmaakjimmfgnblocblbcdcpbkothank me later
>>577078616Plappland
>>577078616Artist?
>>577078616A hobo should not looks like this.
>>577078754evil woman spotted
SEX! I wanna PLAP the lapp! Im so friggin horny right now and I wanna FUCK lappland! I want lappland bouncing on my lap! SO FRIGGIN HORNY i just wanna fuck LAPPLAND! Aaaaa penis so hard thinking of all the SEX I could be having with lappland...! SEX!!! Give me hot juicy sweaty siracusan bouncing in my face during steamy SEX with LAPPLAND! Gotta dump all my cum in lappland becasue im so friggin horny and i gotta CUMMM! I want lappland to suck my dick and lap up all my juicy yummy cum! SEX WITH LAPPLAND NOW! Cant hold back any longer gotta FUCK lappland and have hot babymaking SEX with her! GIVE ME SEX WITH LAPPLAND NOW!!! SEXO!!!!!!!!!
>>577079330Shut up.
>>577079127https://x.com/starilights/status/2084717748588847163
>>577078939And deny Microsissys their hard earned money? Blasphomy! You WILL play Arknights and The End Field on the latest most expensive technology and you WILL like it!
>>577077627How do I do that?
>>577079330It's like he's saying what we're all thinking
>>577078023S3M3 is funny but risky, S2M3 is the safe skill>>577078226Thank you gato
>>577079330Many are saying this
>>577078754>Block reduction vs redeploying a very large man 300 times
>>577079426Thank you
>>577078826You're wrong
Gib me a link to your favorite ops tier list.I want to indulge in crass tier listing.
>>577078826You're right
>>577079964Shu > Nian > Ling > Dusk
>>577078983This feels like moving the junk out of my room into the garage...
>>577079702Why is she so CUTE.
>>577078754Did you really need 4 vanguards for a stage with 9 enemies
>>577079330we many said this
Silence has not found out yet.
>>577079318Wis'adel is indeed in that picture.
>>577079330Sui said this
>>577079473I've literally never thought that in my life
Picture this. You can run the original Mario 64 natively right now on your browser. But suppose you want to use a glitchy emulator instead that ruins the experience. How does that make sense? HOW?This is my argument for the pc version over the garbage that is emulation. You’re welcome to refute me but you can’t.
>>577061447SUS ATTACK!
>>577079964Ch’2n > Ch’3n > Ch’en
Many are thinking this.
>>577080636
>>577080583refute this nerd
>>577080583God I wish I could play Super Mario 64 again like god willed it...
>>577080098Partially, but also just for archival
>>577070156sex
>>577078754Correct
>>577080715The tables turn.
>CN doesn't complain about the PC client having issues besides the one recent IS7 crash problem>/akg/ acting like the PC client has always been shitAre there emulator selfouts ITT or whatThe only justifiable complaint is there's no built in screen recorder yet. Or multi instances but multboxing likely isn't something HG want you doing officially anyhow
>>577080871Wait, wait, wait, you're telling me you're not playing on your phone?
I now realize that you could have just used Ulpianuses S3 and not cycled dudes like a madman.
>>577080583The only problem is that MAA is incompatible with the client. I will keep both installed so I don't need to do upkeep shit.
>>577080990I play on my phone but that's because emulators are fucking horrendously bad.I'm getting this shit off of my phone the instant it comes out in 3 days though
>>577080859
>>577080871I haven't been following the discussion but it sounds stupid to think the PC client is shit before it's out. The reason people should be warry of it is that Yostar is doing it as far as I'm aware, meaning it won't match the CN client
Are we rolling?
>>577080990I play on my phone for dailies/autos but currently play on an emulator if I'm actively doing something manual like new event stages/IS/CC. I don't find the appeal of booting up an emulator just to do my dailies
>>577081138
>>577081180>operator that kills himself>operator that makes you want to kill yourself for spending module blocks on him>and coomcat and lizzer I guess
>>577081151I'm more inclined to believe that HG let yostar use their CN client rather than yostar building their own PC client from the ground up exclusively for EN/JP. It wouldn't have been completed in the same schedule CNs one took because yostar drags their feet on everything. We still don't have a gryphline forum version for EN/JP for example despite that being announced long before the PC client was for us
>>577080996With the +2 block buff and +1 SP/4s buff you can ulpipi S3 on and off and never go below 1 block before resetting the skill and block count. Buffless it was way funnier to throw exu2 on him though since the rotation kills the mech and blows through mechanist shields with her 5 hits as well.
>>577081067Can I use MAA for IS? There's a couple of IS seasons I haven't progressed much and frankly I don't feel like dumping hours into old ones for the rewards.
>>577081380>tfw I still don't know what module Passenger needs to this day.
>>577080316It's mechanist, im not pulling ANY punches
Got the SSS flawless medal today. I was happy.The bug was hard.
mechanist? just use byuffs bwo
If you use buffs your clear doesn't count
>>577081807Game gave me the medal and rewards thoughever
>if you use game mechanics your clear doesn't counthmm nyo
>>577081574Yeah, there's a "maximize points" option but I never used it so I don't know how it works
>>577080708What's her deal other than being Platinum flat?
>>577081380exu2 patch fixed geeks so they don't kill themselves anymore, all aak has nowadays is killing operators you want him to buff and being an okay marksman
If you ain't buff better hit the gym, bro.
>>577081226Too much adult charm...
>>577082052but then how would i have enough time to eat?
These buffs are weak af anyways, Mechanist gave you double ATK, HP and +100 ASPD on one. Why is this buff set so weak when giraffe rape returns?
If you ever leveled up your skilltree in IS, your clear does not count.
>>577082207I mean, you literally need to to get some endings
>>577082309That ending isn't real.
>>577082207Cool opinion, anon.I don't value it. At all.
>>577082207This is correctSame if you have unlocked any relics
>>577082159You can eat more when you burn calorie, bro.Eat while you lift, bro.I can spot you, bro.And by that I mean I can feed you a burrito while you lift, bro.
>>577082370You actually shouldnt use relics at all besides the kettle and ones you literally cannot avoid
>>577082374Thanks, bro.
If you killed any enemy in any stage it doesn't count.We're a pharmaceutical company, not a private military.
>>577082374That's the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me
>>577082507No problem, bro.
>>577082207They'll get mad at you for this despite it being the same as their vector complaints
The real reason people say something doesn't count is because we can't count, straight up. The math situation here is that bad.
>>577056631Fun fact: the hyper-friendly nature of domestic dogs is caused by the exact same genetic mutation that causes Williams-Beuren syndrome in humans—a rare condition characterized by extreme trust, constant friendliness, and zero fear of strangers.
>>577082541Well I simply had them knocked out
>>577082670
used relics? doesnt counthave any upgrade tree unlocks? doesnt countused that IS' mechanics at all? doesnt countplayed around a stage or enemies mechanics? doesnt countrecruited any operators? doesnt countdeployed any operators? doesnt countopened the game? doesnt count
>>577082671Dogs are not always friendly to strangers especially behind a fence.
>>577082671What's the exact opposite of that called? I think I have that
Show me a clear that does count. You can even post your own.
>>577078825Idk I haven't used modern windows at home, but a random youtube video shows it using 10+ gigs of ram to do trivial tasks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oIyk13JwQM
>>577082763Can I at least post in /akg/?
>>577082889but i don't wanna dox myself
>>577082861Autism
>>577082898You have 22 gigs left
>>577082898that video is useless since windows and linux both will just use ram that is available so since it was tested with 32gb none of those numbers matter.
>>577082861awwww she's smiling
>>577078258Nah, you can run it with 4.
>>577082889The one where you have preset Blaze, Gaythroat and Amiya against Frostnova>No ops deployed>3* clear
>>577083006Oh
>>577083059linux differentiates between memory actively used by programs and memory used by os for caching, idk whether windows exposes that to user
>>577081458Bro, yostar took until earlier this year to remove that we were going to be catching up to the CN client from the old QA on the website
All your posts and all your clears count. Good job.
>>577082861It's the lady who tried the sugar-free ice cream!
>>577083146You're perfect the way you are, kin.
>>577082861She's so cool...
>>577083325Thanks, W.
>got recommended a short of Mon3tr's skin previewPlease god, give Mon3tr a good skin
>>577083479Really?I don't she has done anything cool after becoming like that.
>>577083558But she got one?
>>577083558She will get multiple skins for sure.
>>577083558I doubt they could upstage her current outfit.
>>577083146Well you talk with us. Are we at least your friends? Tell us about your favourite Arknights.
finallyI don't even know if she's good, but she's cute
>>577083735
>>5770837354* AOE guard. Serviceable but they really want E2 for +1 block.
>>577078226this psyop image sells thousands of big macs every day
>>577083735She's the only operator with horn length listed in her profile.
>>577083735she's fine but specter out performs her if you have her
>>577083929False, Horn's profile lists her at 168cm
>>577083558You ever notice how all the replies who rush in to defend her awful skin never post any images? No one even wants to draw fanart of it. Only 6 entries on the booru and most of it is official art that HG made themselves.
>>577083859I never tasted a big mac, but I've had double quarter pounders before and I remember them being pretty good. That was well over a decade ago though.Had a Whopper last month and it had me questioning how Burger King is possibly still in business.
>>577084068Ya llegó don comedia a matarnos de risa
Horn(y)
>>577083967I don't
>>577083735Eh, she has her niche in 4* clears, the S2 restriction makes her pretty bad in normal clears when the stages turn up the difficulty. Quartz pretty much does her job better as a DPS small fry destroyer. There are not many places where Medic + Quartz loses to her and Estelle stays alive. You could always Estelle S1 and Medic, but that just irks me, but I had to do it.
>>577084160Last major chain burger I had was McDonalds 4 years ago and I wondered the same thingHow does someone eat this trash every day
>>577084217>she has her niche in 4* clearsLiterally every 4* has that
Hey gang I wanna get into AK but I just wanted to ask is translation in this game good enough to understand its mechanics? I am less interested in the story part of it but I love to solve levels like puzzles and I love the character design.
>>577083735one less thing to borrow in stronghold
>>577084176Then Estelle is fine to raise, I agree with >>577084217 but you might not have Quartz for a while, if you like her go ahead.
>>577084358Haha. True that. Funny when you point it out like that.
>>577084370it's decent, you should be able to understand most if not all mechanics if you just read
>>577084426I actually have her from the red certificate thing I didn't even super intend on using her, I just wanted her because she was cute and completionism, but I have found that having 3* and 4* people leveled for IS is good for earlier consistency
Why don't we have an elephant or kangaroo yet, seem like obvious, well known animals to pick from
>>577084160bk gave me food poisoning (hungry jacks here in australia) swore me off it for life. never had a bad mcdonald's interaction, their food is inert monoatomic gold. the whooper if they dont have fresh tomatoes, lettuce, onions you're in for a bellyache, tummy rumble, gutbuster, stomach twister, pouty potty, furnace burnice, jew christmas, el salvadorian elan, naughty night, a real south of the border abortion if you know what i mean.
>>577084370uh, the english version's fine yea
>>577084370Yeah. Aside some very minor typos, and a rare case here and there where they didn't get across a bit of text well for a boss' mechanic, the translation is serviceable. For the gameplay side just reading everything you see regarding mechanics, enemies and allies, and you will have no issues. Welcome aboard, we have a PC client on the 13th if you want to look into that. Any other questions you want to know about? We'll be glad to help.
>>577084642Here's your elephant operator bro
>>577084832wtf we have elephantkaz?
>>577084109Oof, I didn't realize it was that bad
>>577084642Kangaroo for the next RIM Billlton event- oh wait.
>>577084642They fear the power of megafauna. Imagine if Bubble would be a 6*. Truly a fearsome thought. No kneecap would survive under that spiritual pressure.We got a giraffe so all is not lost.
>>577084769In my case eating the whopper just made me learn that something being so bland and tasting like cardboard is not an exaggeration
>>577084370they only shit the bed with the stupid hyper complex chinese events once a year, everything else is perfectly fine
>>577084769Can you share a book of your slang? I'd like to have more for my vocabulary.
>>577084815>Welcome aboard, we have a PC client on the 13th if you want to look into thatHoly shit thats great news. Thanks btw. Will ask for help if something comes to mind.
>>577085114Not him but I know Australians refer to McDonald's as Maccas
>>577085081Wang event is the first time it's been an issue because the ching chong icons couldn't be tapped to know what they do unlike everything else ever.
>>577085114australians call flip flops thongs
>>577085124who's this semen demon again? i can't remember yanese names well
>>577085315Suk Mi Kok
>>577085189Giving help to newcuties.That is what we do best at /akg/
>>577085189Take care then. Hope to see you around, we look forward to having you.
>>577085315Du
More rabbits please
>>577085189If a stinky hag approaches you, RUN AWAY IMMEDIATELY
>>577085124A Doctor's natural predator is a tiger.
>>577085114if you ever want to impress an australian, just give this secret coded greeting: >have you met bob?they will respond correctly every time. i might get banned for posting this but jannies are clueless. we're not technically allowed to talk about it to outsiders.
>>577085618Dr. G is long gone...
>>577085484>filenameHe didn't do nothing
>>577085682he hasn't logged in for a while but i still have him in my list. is it a normal thing for oldstinkies to take occasional breaks from the game? i haven't missed a single login since i first played 4 years ago so can't tell
>>577085640Uh no, it's apples, everyone knows that
>>577085798No
>>577085798Not really. Haven't seen anyone who has come back, but I don't look at my friendlist often.
>>577085223>>577085297>>577085658Thank you anons.
where is weiwei
>>577085798>is it a normal thing for oldstinkies to take occasional breaks from the game?Not unless something bad happened
>>577085874I am an apple's natural predator.
>>577085937Playable in two years
>>577085964Wrong nigga, you dead
>>577085798A few weeks to a month, sure. I've seen a few do this on my friend list, even still posting here during this time. If it's been longer than a month, they might be dead. How long has he been missing.
>>577086084
huh? what do i do here? i prob only have the resources to m3 one of her skills (s2).
>>577085761He prevented alot of newcuties medal clears
>>577085615Puta.
>>577086084AAIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>577085615You can always make more rabbits
>>577085615Fucking like rabbits
>>577086220Mod X for S3 Mod Y for S2
>>577086220X and S2, levels are super skippable just get lv1
Adult Cautus woman sex...
keeping jacinta topped up with human semen to treat her oripathy
>losing to an appleCouldn't be me. I will pleasure myself with it.
>>577086563you do know that you can't run away from her cause she'll just put a conveyor under youand you do know she's a rabbit, right?
>>577086318Red rabbit mating
>>577086703I'm not running away.
trade amiya for a better bunny
>>577083558People really out here saying it's a bad skin because she's not dressed like a slut or wearing a chinky dress
>>577086958There are no better bunnies.
>>577086970She's silly!
Lucky rabbit feet
>>577086970>not dressed like a slut
>>577086563I just want to humpy the dumpy
>>577086953At least clean it up
Is the worst written character in this game Talulah? or Siege?Is she gonna get a dindu forgiveness bullshit or nah?
>>577087084Cute mon3tr larping as a fantasy knight. We'll play D&D together
Monpit
>>577087303i don't care im putting her in jail regardless.
I like tiny skirts several inches above the knee
>>577085615
>>577087190Our pipis are dressed like that. They're not sluts
>>577087042it's true amiya is probably the best tasting when cooked
>>577087415Now that I get a closer look at it, it seems like its supposed to be a take on Mon3trs RI uniform. I like it a little more.
>>577087184
>>577086970I just think the knight/medicpipi mashup looks stupid and the quality of the art isn't good enough to compensate
>>577087303It's eblana. I still can't over the fact we are supposed to forgive her genociding ass just because she vaguely appeals to self inserters or something.
>>577087485Obviously because pipis are an exception, who would call their food "sluts"?
>>577087303It's Hoederer. I still can't over the fact we are supposed to forgive his genociding ass just because he vaguely appeals to women or something.
Mon shouldve got a cyclist skin
Ponytail Mon3tr kinda hot.
>>577088020mommy spotted
>>577088020Monfeet
https://x.com/G_Bael_suomi/status/2086849060724760956
>>577088020Raidian that's cheating
https://files.catbox.moe/7aqb0u.png
>>577082140
God I wish a spider woman would use her many arms to caress me
>>577088110Summer skin
>>577086970The outfit just looks bad, man, I don't want her looking like a slut.
https://exhentai.org/g/4088178/22134b2ddb/
>>577088524good art but mediocre selection of girls6/10
What outfit do we want mon3tr to have? No bikinis or anything unreasonable. It has to be an actual outfit that would possibly happen
*Takes Off*
>>577088648shining steps
>>577088471would the fish get speedos too?
>>577088701Sex
>>577088648More monstrous one. Like she is more rock.
I wouldve gotten this one desu
>>577088932True
>>577088448>Spideranon she's a pigeontrust me if she was a spider she'd go from a 11/10 to a 20/10 but she's a pigeon
>>577088448
>>577089119pigeons don't have four arms
>>577071929W2 is still better
>>577088524Very nice
>>577089836https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK2rxOVcH38
>>577088154This is CE porn>>577088390This is Mudrock porn
>>577089836they also don't have titsshe's a pigeon with extra arms because of the bird arm memewhy do you think all 3 of her robots have little squiggly doodle arms?
Hows your day going, /akg/?
>>577090102Something happened.
>>577090276you think it did but it didn't
>>577088929What's more rock than wearing shiny rock armor
>>577089570The cold wind of Gaul...
>When /akg/ players get old and start developing dementia
>>577090276I hope it wasn't something bad
>>577090464Fuck off with that bullshit.
>>577090154I really want to lick Raidian's feet
>>577090464>aislopgross
>>577090102could be better. my stock is up 40% but i could have bought more calls
>>577090464I hate mondays
>>577087303What? Talulah is fine. From the main story I'd say it's a tie between w, siege, eblana, or hoederer/manfred
>>577090689Theres always tomorrow
>>577090102its going fine. just waiting on natural sanity regen so i can do more old event stages.on an unrelated note, its pretty impressive how many stages wang can solo with minimal brain power. i remember people malding about Ling killing the soloknights niche years ago and here Wang is raping its corpse.
>>577090464Average kalslop fan
Tail'tsit
>>577091594
>>577091594but kal is a tailet
>>577091695kek
>>577091747your one chance to build kal from scratch and you’re getting stuck on details like that? I bet you aren’t even making her boobs bigger
>>577087905Hoederer appeals to no one
>>577091860duh, i would have made kal a loli
>>577091160Well back in the day we didn't have an operator that could deal 10k Arts damage with 36 RES ignore anywhere on the map on a 3s cooldown, and I'm just using S2's numbers here
>>577091909He's easily one of the hottest male operators
>>577091909except ines
>>577091909An operator for no one.
>>577091909Trvke
>>577091909Except Manfred
>As you can see, Hoederer, yes. I have betrayed our people. But you don't understand. You don't understand the heaven that is going up to your pelvis in feline meat. They really are like animals, just like uncle Theresis always told me. "No nephew of mine would be caught dead courting a cat." But you know how it is. I bet that after you had a taste of that goat, Ursula from Sunday school who was saving herself for your marriage just doesn't cut it anymore. I was 20 when I had my first rumble in the jungle. And you know what I did, Hoederer? For the past 4 years I prowled street corners sweeping up every cat mama I could find. Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones. Fatherless half-breeds litter the streets of Londinium. They tell stories about me in their hoods, hoots from old ladies about Massa Manfred and his Teekazwhippen. What I'm saying, Hedley, is if you're gonna do this, you better go all the way. Show Ines why we're still powerful after thousands of years.
Operators for everyone?
>>577092651ulpipi
>>577089669
>>577092141>t. the 50 yr old boomer who plays arknights and lies and says he is only 35
>>577092761>HoedererI'm 32 and a fag, and while I don't really like him I know a lot of yume girls that would
>>577092858>I know a lot of yume girls that wouldAnd yet I've never seen one
>>577092651Snowsant
>>577092761Nah I'm 30 and I think he's hot>>577092858>a lot of yume girls that wouldMost yumes only like guys that look like girls
>>577093054>Most yumes only like guys that look like girlsanon you're thinking of fujos
I hope Touch is more interactive than Misery because him jerking off in the corner while hitting your bait op every 15 seconds got old by VEC-D
>>577093115I've seen more fujos ship deformed old men than yumes husbanding them.
>>577092648Did Manfred actually say this I skipped the story
>>577093213>inb4 they make the next VEC-C gigacancer by putting misery alongside mechanist would be funny if tru
>>577092858Man I can't get over how absolutely laughable this skin is, a character as terrible as hoederer deserves it though
>>577086970If she's wearing women's clothing she's dressed like a slut.
Mon
>>577093425??? it's a good skin
>>577088406Suss LOVE
>>577093404>Rosmontis on the benchDamn
>>577093613Oh no no no no no
>>577093675what's wrong with it?
Why couldnt she live up to her potential hype?
>>577093748Everything
God I wish I could find a woman with a body like Sussurro's.
Mon3tr wearing this please
>>577093425Lowlight needs his Pharoah skin
>>577093823Oh I see you just have shit taste
>>577093921Imagine unironically liking hoederer or that skin
>>577093653nothing underneath btw
>>577091909And who does Ines appeal to?
Imagine unironically being a yumetranny. Yikes
>>577093995For>>577093936You have no room to talk btw
>>577093613There are people who like that skin?
thread deader than /end/shameful
>>577093653Dusk... is cute?
>>577094328Only because you can't smell the image
Our Levitate heroes, and friends.
>>577094323Too busy masturbating to Haruka and Liino porn
>>577094510>>577094328Hikki stink is based
>>577094328Always was
>Freelings posting itt
Ling is my sex teacher
>>577094608>Too busy masturbating to Haruka>>>Pleasuring yourself with the fish
what the fuck is a freeling
So if Bellone event got canceled over twitter do you think they'll skip Zima event too and jump straight to anni
>>577095134current datamined schedule is monhun2 into eos
>>577095134Anon the Crossing PV was posted last thread.
>>577095193No Yato rerun before EOS? Grim.
>>577095132Dusk's talent and S3 summons
>>577094972Too big, they were already big enough
>>577095134why would they cancel an event they already announced
>>577095642They announced destiny and mujica and monhun 2
>>577095642bro they already canceled monhun collab...
This really is Love and Arknights…
for me it's hate and arknights
Routine checkup from a professional
In the name of love and hate, here comes the Arknight.
>>577095642The death of Destiny
at this rate I hope the persona collab isnt canned
>>577096230>Sike you thought>We canceled the persona collab>THE P3 COLLAB THAT IS>P5 COLLAB ANNOUNCED>EoS SOON
AIEEEEE
>>577095294Cenm0's assassination attempt is not yet forgiven.
Time to start over on CN then
>>577095134>So if Bellone event got canceled over twitterWhat?
I'm joining the Taiwan servet
>>577097020
OPEN UP IT'S PENIS INSPECTION DAY
I’m joining the serval
>>577097020>TWHeard they're speeding up im jealous
>>577097193My Wang is not leveled yet, I'm poor.
>speeding up to a stop sign
Texas covering me in lupo pheromones
>>577097575If you ain't first you're last
Sussurro covering me in vulpo pheromones
>>577097575stop signs are a suggestion not an order
Panda feeding me
>>577098074>TW speeds up so much they start getting banners before CN
>>577098295FEater? more liek fece eater
>>577098483>Zhang was from the TW server all alongDEAR GOD
>>577097307Again?
>>577098607
>>577099489Who's on the left of Specter?
>>577099609Specter
>>577099609Specter.
so far the is6 ed stages feel so much easier than previous is
>>577099753they're all a hundred times more annoying to get to though
>>577099609Scepter
>>577098295Who the fuck is this?
>>577100273Effu Eatah
>>577099467Who is this?
>>577100489>>577100489>>577100489
>>577100472Archetto
