Previous: >>577035518>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yukino Bijin (3*), Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Smart Falcon, SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes TachyonCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: Wings of Steam and Steel, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg 08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Wet/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>577057630fishe
Marvelous Sunday is followed, as we all know, by Muv-Luv Monday! I hope you all have/had a great start to the week and qualified for the next round of one of the worst cms we've ever had (assuming you cared enough to sign up). I've definitely taken like a week off of actively playing and just been doing some auto parent/fan runs because my TT squad is getting me a chilly milly now even though there's def some room for improvement. I wish you all a similarly relaxed time with class 6 retention and of course good luck in the second round of this dogshit dirt track.You know what's significantly better than watching your umas lose to the Hog? Classic visual novel Muv-Luv! The Nintendo Switch version (crazy, I know) is still on sale for a few more days so if you want experience this cheesy rom-com/sci-fi suffering hybrid on the go, then now's your chance!
>>577057656I liked it
>>577057761It wasn't a joke...
Tachyon LOVE
>>577057749this MAGURO?
Well anon what's your excuse?There's literally no reason you shouldn't be averaging this
>umalator doesn't have "I Wanna Win With You"
>>577058030Wife
>>577057630>>577057749Mayano is the worst uma to ever exist
>>577058040Didn't that guy fuck off for a season or something?
>>577058030Very pretty
>>577058040its so you don't accidentally think its ever worth buying
guess the uma, idk if this one is too easy
what if i had sex with verxina and win variation at the same time
>>577058176Seiun
>>577058109
>>577058238Dunno... Guess you'd be getting a couple of V cards
jong?
Here is your girlfriend, you live with her off campus
>>577058040Toggle Show UnreleasedProbably will be patched next CM
>>577058037Not to be that guy but you really do want 601+ guts for mile (and mile s)
DID YOU TRAIN FALCO TO WIN HER CM???!!!
>>577058346wtf no one is here until 12
Anon below is about to be raped by Mirako
>>577058346I could in like an hour
how many anons larp here by finding an ace someone else trained and then pretend it is theirs here?
How do people get 4 songs every half year...I can barely get 3 what the fuuuuuucck
Suzuka bros hit me up with must have skills for next CMWhat is must have? I dont have Bourbon wit (lmao)But i have Maruzen
>>577058238They might finish first for once
>>577058361It's like a vtuber's boyfriend becoming her manager.
>my debuffer just decided to winuh oh... based????
>>577058520Not at all, everyone wants trainee and trainer end up together.
>>577058507The usual gw+lane package and get some mid speed
>>577058487why would anyone do that? its like cucking yourself on purpose
Agnes Tachyon
>>577058507GW, firm resolve, and restraint.
>>577058507>I don't have freebie BourbonIt's over.Suzu doesn't work anyway as a Runaway...
>>577058487For what purpose
>>577058507I would personally borrow bobo wit since it's that importantIf you're doing runaway try to get 800 staminaI would say mile maven but I think ttl is more important
>>577058176>>577058303answer is neicha
>>577058491Hello!It is a matter of luck, and aggressively chasing Hello while levelling facilitiesSome runs it is impossible
>>577058684>>577058735to shitpost?
>>577058594BUHIIII BUHIIIII my *oink* my UG roided *oink, snuffle, snort* UG roided debuffer just RANDOMLY lol so RANDOMLY decided *snuffle snort BUHIIII* to win against a lobby of lower ranked umas! isn't that so RANDOM *BUHIIIII*
>>577058487Anon, get meds unironically...
UG is a f2p+ rating
>>577058507Borrow speed Taiki for mile maven
What position do I run for my dominator? Both are natural paces but I feel I've seen lates mostly
not mine
>moonraito sho dewa :D>1st!>1st!>1st!>1st!>1st!>16th
>>577058686My wife, who I love dearly
>>577058924end
>>577058895Fuck are you on aboutIm f2p and I got a UF4
>>577058827Show us an example of the funny ha-has you could concoct with that totally not mentally ill activity
>time to grind CM19 parentsIt feels so good to be fully prepared
BROOOOOOOS
>>577058835i didn't spent any cent into this gameIt just happend that lobby to be cursed.My Front Runner couldn't reach the lead despite she had far more speed than the other, have Taking the Lead, while the other just Early Lead, no Late Start happened and none of them have groundwork.Statistically my 2 Aces could have win this easily, but it just didn't happen.
>>577059064I'm sorry for your loss
I might have done that once, actually
>>577058924Pure dom? EndDom+Murmur? Late
>>577058827You might be unironically a schizo and have conversations with yourself
>>577059064yeppers....
Yuguino Benis :-D
I did my races about 6 hours ago and managed to get to round 2 but my ass is not getting to A finals, my Xoguri ain't reliable and Gold City had to lock in to get me 2 of those wins.
>mood is great>get karaoke>mood is awful>get shitty shrineI hate recreation so much
>>577058924Front so you could cuck xogs out of uma2 then fall off to the back to activate dominator later
>>577059286ebin :DD
>>577058883if he could get med S he wouldn't need to pretend to be someone else's ace
>>577058507You want the typical front runner package - groundwork and lane skills.
>>577059286ei viddu mage :DDDD
>>577059387
>>577058667That's given i will take borow Seyun Sky yeah>>577058743>>577058726I can borrow her yeah... but borowing free card kinda feels weird, cant wait for P2w bourbon>>577058921Idk that's better mile maven or Bourbon>>577059396This part i know, i wondering about cards and gold skills
Laurel waiting room
>>577059515queer outfit
>>577058379>601+ gutsHow are you supposed to get that in GL with only spd and wit and maybe pwr cards? LH doesn't give that much either
>>577056045>following you to befriend onePeople befriending literal who random people online isn't a thing anymore, or at least very rare.The days of meeting someone that you are racist against on xlive, just to befriend him minutes later are long over.No one trusts anyone anymore, it's why zoomer are so insanely lonely and ""depressed"".>>577056679>Be the change you want to see>I SEE NOW WHY PEOPLE ARE STINKYOhhhhhhhhhhh you just wanna start dumb shit, I see
I don't know how the clanker gets 3000 wit on GL auto even without wit cards. I try to recreate the same results on manual with the same deck and legacies but no luck
>>577058379This is not a Guts threshold trackIt is a Power threshold track
Succubus Laurel...
>farming for a CM18 late parent>my last NN/PTTM/RSS/Uma Stan hit was days ago>it hit longIf Cygames wanted to make real money they would've given us spark lock and pass early
>>577059347well see the problem is that you are clicking recreation while her mood is already maxed
>>577059565>he doesn't have mlb Hello
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI AM SO FUCKED
>>577059640auto literally cheats. the fact that it can win 20 billion races in a row (CONSISTENTLY!!) alone is pure bullshit.
>>577059495Yeah you'll be free when the new bobo card comes out, I have it so I can't really imagine not using it on a FR
>>577059619Sexkura Laurel
>>577059542WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!!!!SHE'S A GIRL!!!THEY'RE ALLOWED TO WEAR PINK
>>577059347>recreation on great mood
I wish I was Mejrio Ardan so I could have my trainer mating press me on the sand at the Mejiro's private beach
>>577059630I feel like Twitter DMs at least used to be a common thing at some point, but I dont use that website/talk to anyone there so I dont actually know.
>>577058520The general public expects the uma to fuck their trainer if tureina is a spry young man
>>577059630>complains no one proofreads>he doesn't eitherHe's either a wealthy pag that happens to act as a grammar nazi online or an entitled zoomie mad at mispellings from a third worlder having fun
>>577059630I still have online friends that I've known for almost two decades now. Zoomers will never know this feeling.
I wish that anon is Mejiro Ardan so i could be her trainer and mating press her on the sand at the Mejiro's private beach
I wish I could murk this skank. Her simps too.
>>577060051What if they were schizo
I have lb3 LH and I genuinely cannot get more than 500 guts, what am I doing wrong?
I would like to be raped by Mihono Bourbon
>>577060051I have real life friends that I've almost known for 2 decades
>>577059697>>577059925I meant good I always mix them up I hit when it's orange that shit
>>577059630I'm glad I made friends online before 2014. I know it must be terrible with how shit is now because I see people try very hard in bigger servers only to get ignored by the in group already established so they turn into lurkers.
I would like to eat a Deluxe Hamburg Carrot Steak
>>577059802game was rigged from the start
>>577060112I know more about their mental issues than their family does, probably.>>577060163Yeah, so do I. That's actually pretty normal, you know that?
>>577060021Probably, but I honestly do not care lmao. He INSTANTLY showed himself to be a huge faggot, so whatever.>>577059961Twitter fags still use DMs, just not between complete stranger usually. It's way too specific when Discord and other ways to message each other exist, so it comes down to the people.>>577060051 >>577060234/this
>>577060021You are such a miserable loser lmao
>>577059802t. shitter
>have 5 SSR cards and only 1 finishes chain in weeks of attempt at manual glTHIS SHIT IS FUCKING RIGGED AAAGH
>>577059689They'll make money off you rerolling on 30 tp runs and carat refreshing in the meantime.
Another good run killed by the last three turns being shitYippee!!
>avatarfagging hoursTake it to your discord den
>>577060323By friends I mean actual people not childhood soft toys
>>577060361>instantly insultsI hit it on the nail. Eat shit and die
>>577058507Can suzuka actually win next CM?
Funny to see oldheads coping ITTSorry but you are wrong on thisIf you can say I'm the exception that's fine, but it's very easy to make friendsIf you can't that's on you for being weird
>>577060323>>577060163Which anons don't have real life friends
I GOT A REPLY TO ONE OF MY POSTS IT HAS BEEN 4 DAYS SINCE THE LAST ONE
>>577060568im newcutie i dont have hog, so i'm gonna do three aces
>faggot boy poster>hur dur you guys are wrong XDsure thing tranny zoomer
I used to have online friends but I ghosted them and it made me feel happy
>>577060568All umas CAN win a cmNot all of them do
>>577060387>training Late Surger>only chain that finishes is TachyonPain is the human condition
>>577060685Here, this better?
>>577059935Surely the Mejiros have a more convenient private location to squeeze every lasy drop of cum than the beach? The sand does make things unpleasant after a while.
>>577060568If the Unrestrained hits and hits it good
>>577060501My roommate is a friend I've known since 4th grade. I've spent more Christmases with his family than I ever did with my own.
>>577060709she just wants to kill shakur again
>>577059630Befriending randos is still a thing, you just have to join a discord to make friends instead of talking to them in game.
>>577060889Do you ever want to fuck him
>>577060630I don't have irl friends because they either moved away or became drug addicts
>>577060978Don't be a fag.
>>577060952>you don't befriend randos, you just talk to them nowyeah no shit. thing is that the people I met 20 years ago in rando games, they're still here, and I can still trust them with money and private matters.
>>577060608>>577060952Truke
you guys are my friends, right...?
>>577061078Was joking bro
You guys are my friends
I am not your friend
I am your tulpa
I want to fuck a friend
>>577061209>>577061226sure am buddy
>>577061131>boomer rage
YOU'VE NEVER HAD A FRIENDNEVER HAD A FRIENDYOU'VE NEVER HAD A FRIENDNEVER HAD A FRIENDYOU'VE NEVER HAD A FRIENDNEVER HAD A FRIENDYOU'VE NEVER HAD A FRIENDNEVER HAD A FRIENDYOU'VE NEVER HAD A FRIENDNEVER HAD A FRIENDYOU'VE NEVER HAD A FRIENDNEVER HAD A FRIENDYOU'VE NEVER HAD A FRIENDNEVER HAD A FRIEND
>>577058774Bed breaking sloppy drunk clothed sex with Light Hello!!!!
Why can't parents be remembered between runs per uma? Some I am using to farm fans, some are aces, some are parents. I hate manual selection every time.
>my trainer keeps trying to add me on discord
>>577060760if i marry air groove am i expected to marry her daughters also
>>577061328Curren...
I literally only come here to make people meltdown
>>577057630GL question for anons. What songs are you all buying first? The ones with flat stats or the + stats on training. Also, when it comes to Stamina, do you get more sparks and trail it less or get other sparks and train stamina more. Feel like I see other Umas with way better speed/power than mine despite similar decks. 2MLB LH and MLB Tachyon in that helps.
finally got off my ass and decided to download the jp versiondid a cheeky one pull for good luck and got whoever this dude's meant to be. #blessed
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>577060948Ok I love rulership now
>>577061131That's just you being old, if uma came out a decade earlier I'd probably be more friendly with my club mates
>>577061423daiwa get pregnant
Looks good idkInb4 i'm gonna have low stam
>>577061407You have to friends V
inu
>>577059802yeah its funny. ive gotten achievements for stuff like "win 2 dirt G1s without dirt aptitude" or "win 2 long G1s without long aptitude" etc just because i accidentally set the wrong auto calendar and it just clanked itself to victory somehow.
>he doesn't erp with his club
>>577061423SP>FRIENDSHIP TE>flat SPD/PWR/WIT (LOOK AT GROWTHS)>RESTthere you go
>>577061439You downloaded the Japanese version for no reason and got No Reason.
>>577061392just wanted to say i appreciate this weird ritualpost and its variants
At 3LB Tachyon and 1LB Light Hello after 2 pities (I used both pities to get Tachyon to 3LB). I kept doing daily paid pulls and pulled fucking Sasami SSR this morning. Do I pull more before the banner ends today or just crystal Tachyon and keep LH at 1LB? Have 102k carats right now.
>>5770614597 and I rape you
>>577061552inu
which uma would play palworld with me?
What if Umamusume was a thing during your high school years?
>>577061576Umanko...
>>577061483well, not just that, but games nowadays have party finders and stuff that completely nixes the social aspect of mmorpgs. like back in the old days you had to make LFG party requests to find people or just talk to randos near your level and ask if they want to go raiding. now you just start a party finder and jack off until the game matches you with a party and you can run away from any weirdo that wants to talk to you because you started playing hot girl toons instead of your ideal cool male character.
>>577061771
This muvluv retard tries way too hard to be a thread personality.
>>577061817rape
>>577061829Proof?
>>577061825I probably wouldnt be into it because I didnt get into anime until I was like 17/18
>>577061552Trainer’s penis is now Satono property
>>577058686Does she really have all that junk in the trunk?
>>577061919
>>577061459Done!
>>577061817our most popular poster and official thread princess...
>>577061896>Anon: Exists>Schizos (You): Randomly mention Anon, completely uncalled forYou sound mentally ill and OBSESSED
>>577061938
>>577062052This is wrong though
>>577061817If your trainee really wanted to, she’d take you as her husband -by force if necessary. Remember that the next time you say you can’t hang out with your trainee because you wanted to relax at home
dozo
>>577061582Thanks anon
>>577062084Bunch of freaks
A guy I met on a discord server for an unrelated game 3 months ago bought me a game on steam so I still think true friendship can be found online nowadays, actually
orange
>>577061720Idk bwo, but you dont need more LH and you need tachiIdk probably its better to crystal tachi
>>577062189a luna chad never lies
never had any friends in my life I felt lonely growing up but now I don't really care anymore I don't have online friends either and I've never been to an offline meetup although last time I went to a horse race I asked on /uma/ if anyone wanted to join but nobody did even though I know like half of you are in Germany maybe the /uma/ meetup will happen someday and I'll be there but probably not anyway thanks for reading my blog
>>577062189anon is gonna get groomed
>>577059689>no full throttle and/or risky businessngmi
>>577062189does he ask for sexual favors
>>577061582does sp mean spec prio or skill points in this context....
>>577062314Germany is pretty big
>>577060643waow congratulations anon
>>577062054Sorry Meiya but you're too irrelevant for anyone to care about you
>>577061825That was the peak of my 2hufag years so I doubt uma gets any attention from me
>>577062314>but nobody did even though I know like half of you are in GermanyI think 4chan meetups are cringe as shit, plus I highly doubt you're even remotely close to my place.
>>577061825It was (the anime)
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>577062084grown ass fat bald 30 yo men acting like teenage girls
>>577062135special rape
>>577062175sorry your initial pic was stressing me outas for sparks, what matters most is the amount of blues you have16* or more, that is either put into stam or power. mixing works toojust gotta experimentfor this cm for instance you have to go full stam sparks AND creek (usually)
>>577062420You seem like you care though
>>577062314It is incredibly difficult not to have even online friends man. This is 100% a you problem and you need to get out of your damn shell you're online no one fucking really knows you there and if you fuck up you can just ghost them.
Does Katsuragi ace have a vagina
>>577062595all boy uma do, esp ace
>>577062373skill points. please don't get baited by the +5 it's a literal 0.15% improvement on average
>577062542Uh Melty Lol
>>577062440man my peak 2hufag years feel like magic now. then kancolle took over, and then azur lane, and now it's all blue archive.2hufags really lived through the best of times.
Gentil wife
>>577062368no but he sends me a lot of unfunny memes and I don't have the heart to tell him that I don't care.
Opinions on the tall uma agenda?
Dozo
>>577059892REASONABLE tier list determining gayness of outfits
https://youtu.be/A3KfKJz21H0
>>577062563>This is 100% a you problemyou're the only one calling it a problem...
AI took my job as a trainer.
>>577062769Assuming the proportions stay the same like in the image you posted, big fan
BROS does Moxie works on next CM?
>>577062769big umas love
when you really think about it, everything about the internet went downhill after 2016.
>>577062769Horses are bigThus umamusume being big makes sense
>>577061825I would probably be the same person I am now but would have loved uma sooner
>>577062825Move CB down one, but good aside from thatI don't see Laurel but she goes on topFags are going to start melting in a sec just watch
>>577062980I blame femnazis.
>>577062980Applies to a lot of things
>>577062881The future of global till the next scenario is ai umas
Dahby a cute. I want to smooch her
>>577062881they still need me to press the start button
>everything about the internet went downhill after 2016.I thought that was 1993
>>577063027you will blame everything except the actual problem
>a teiofag was obese near me
when is 5.5 anniversary again
>577063027>rightoidgross.
>>577062980the ball started rolling around 2009 and you could feel major changes in 2013. 2016 was the point of no return
>>577062314How could you possibly be in this general for a year and want to hang out with anyone here There has NEVER been a sense of community in /uma/, its always had an air of hostility trying to spread misinformation, start drama from literally nothing, and constantly doompost about the game
>>577062356ok gwo
>>577062493What about whites? Are they not important? Groundwork for front runners as an example
>>577063025WHAT is even possibly sapphic and/or butch about Laurel's outfit???
>>577063140da juice?
>>577063264>There has NEVER been a sense of community in /uma/,I'd kill and die for my fellow Brian posters.
I want to be FWB with everyone here and those in my club
>>577063264pregnant Ogurin
>>577062563NTA but it is increasingly common for people to just have 0 friends or loved one, i think you kind of revealed your age with that postThe world is very isolated now
>>577060694I did the same and these were ones I've known since about 2014-2015. We were still basically kids when we met but as time went on they started talking about irl stuff like relationships etc and it was starting to get awkward for me to be around them cause I was, still am, a loser so I slowly began to ghost them. If only I was normal like them...
Do you guys tell your Danchou if he's being Reddit, my old club changing their name to something cringe basically killed it so I regret not saying anything before it happened
>>577063360Nta and I'm not gay enough to comment on that, but I do think if you put clown makeup on her she'd fit right in with a circus
>>577063264>start drama from literally nothingoh you mean like you're doing right now?
>>577063335Why is she so small
>>577063264you must be autistic. the aura of bullshit hazing is how we express our friendship.
>>577063264/uma/'s biggest drama is what, V/NTRfag and /uma/club poaching members? sweepy which just got completely invalidated by independent training? I've been in other /vg/ generals and things are nowhere near as bad as how bad it gets in there. Aside from V/Umama the only other thread celebrities are fucking Chiyoposter and AGPdanposter who are basically harmless faggots.
>>577063491Anyone repping mayano would be kicked from my club
>>577063513Because she's cute.
>>577063491Le Fishe...
>>577063513to increase the sex value
>>577063502Immediately proving his point right about the hostility
>>577063414except me
THIS IS CEO OF CYGAMESMY ORDERS ARE AS FOLLOWS:YOU WILL FUCK STEGO
>>577063573Real talk would anyone actually want to hang out or be friends with V/Umama
>>577063264Yeah ive been to a few other generals that had serious schizo shit but still had a better sense of community/vm/ is better for that but also kinda smells like reddit so there's good and bad
Dantsu cow coming inside my house without my consent
>>577063675each other, apparently
>>577063335She genuinely looks like a boy I knew in school. He was a fruity fella and was always trying to gaybait us.
>>577057630
Coming inside Dantsu cow without her consent (in my house)
>>577063675I'd hang out with umama if he's not actually a troon
>At least in grand live you know to glue early on>your stats are supposed to grow the most in the second half of third year>Only 1 rainbow in the second half of third yearyeah fuck this shit man
>>577063581Lala has some knockers!
>>577063675umama is scary unstable so no
>>577063640>You guys are so mean, you faggots>Uh dude you're the one suddenly calling people fags>SEE WHAT I MEAN? I WAS RIGHT YOU FUCKING LOSER NIGGER FAGGOT
>>577063264Idk why people are disagreeing with this when anyone asks for game advice or posts a build / parent they either get>ignored (most often)>told its shit with no context why>told to explode
>>577063670And who might you be?
I regret not rolling for curren
>>577063867umenhera
>>577063581Holy shitIs that Colonel Sanders?
>>577062980MySpace and Facebook release in 2003 and 04 respectively, when normies and corpos invaded the internet the wild west era was over.
>>577063898>hey kid you wanna feng shui?
>>577063882Wow thats crazy that only the replies YOU wrote contained "loser nigger faggot" and yet your example says the others wrote that. Just stop and think for 10 seconds, the point is right in front of your face
>>577063332
>>577063264There's a sense of community in my club and that's enough
>>577063893you need to post a lust invoking image with your question or you will get ignored. this is true of all generals here, not just /uma/.
rate day 2 of cm17
As a newcutie this thread is insaneso helpfull
I only trust people who likes fillies
>>577064054Club?
>>577063413My man.
>>577063904She's literally free now
Ningen are inherently self centered creatures that do not have the capacity to care about anyone other than themselves (except me, I'm nice)
>>577064135Mambo
How would you even make friends with your clubmates without doxing your discord in chat?
This would be a better general if we had aggies
>>57706410252.5/100
>>577064102I haven't done my runs yet
I found friends and love here.It seems to me that you are the problem and not whatever esoteric bullshit you want to blame.It is YOU. Always has been YOU.
>>577063898I'm too old for you
>>577063893The first guy in this thread that asked a simple gameplay question got a bunch of good answers
>>577063893I always try to help and reply to ignored posts. Also I noticed most of the time anons get ignored is when there's avatarfagging session, just saying
>>577064356Why is this ugly thing blocking my path
>>577063893>>577061423
>>577063916
Ryan needs to ask Biko for hair styling advice.
>>577063675no they seem like annoying losers. there are plenty of silly dorks here id wanna be friends with though.
>>577064308But you have bad players giving advice thougbeit
>>577064102My auto Maya got into A round 2. If she somehow makes it to A finals, I will personally commission art of Wedding Mayano doing anything that /uma/ suggests.
/uma/ would be like 20x better if like just four or five specific posters went awayyou all know who I'm talking about
biko mentioned
>>577062670fugly bitchgentildonna hate
>>577063358you borrow for those.
>>577064516Oh yeah? Name one.
>>577064580idk the still in love melties about getting ghosted are pretty funny
>>577063893I've found people either ignore or go out of their way to be mean unless you avatarfag your question with urara or something.
>>577064580Reminder one of them was literally made one by the thread shitting on them for playing the game. Unfortunately there will always be someone
>>577064419>NTRfag replies to a post with helpful advice>Thread schizos immediately derail the thread into dramafaggotryTrying to blame the avatarfags is disingenuous nonny
hey
>>577064580I hope it's not me...
>>577064214Your club is dying, your officer fucking hates you all and wants to go full quota or leave with half the members, and your club chat is just doomposting, nice community LMFAO
>>577064625literally anyone else here
>>577064789sup
>>577064135Not Mambo
>>577064689TL;DR?
>>577064574Sexy Luna
>>577064817Hmmm I def dont agree with everyone else, but I do respect the response.
>>577064812Sorry that you have to be in uma&co man
>>577064580You just summoned him
>>577064580Agreed. We should start with you
>>577044949I in fact did not run that skill through the simulator. I automatically took it because it was max hint.FUCK
>>577064812did you reply to the wrong person
>>577064967Mambwo...let it go
This better be enough to scam a win out of Group AYes I know she's a witlet
>>577064580StegopostersChiyonopostersTeiopostersTanukipostersLunaposters
glad i got my favie to move to discord before all of this happened...
>>577065070Teioposters are literally the life force of this generalwhen they die out the general will be truly dead
this cm sucksidk how to win
>>577064789Hey
The damage control being done by Mambo is pretty embarrassing.
>>577065110and who's your favie>>577064891true!
I try my best to be the change I want to seeSome of make that really hard sometimes
Somehow /uma/ took on a personality of tearing down others. This isn't the case in most other uma communities, I presume even the VFcord isn't so toxic. But you post something as simple as a white spark list from your last bot run and someone will call you a stupid B tier retard for not hitting uma stan or something.
>>577064891
boyish umas
>>577065217I am incapable of loving and of being loved
>>577065070this is how you kill all the fun out of /uma/
I believe vision skills really do something.
>>577065286
Mambo
>>577065151this but agp posters
>>577065319thank godrapist vibes
I LOVE OLDER WOMEN
>>577065276Imagine saving cuck shit like this on your device and thinking it makes your "wife" look good lmao
I was gonna do some runs but then I remember that I have to finish genshit event today
>>577065286holy fucking TRUE
>Suzuka in game>autistic runner>suzuka in fan arts>slim goddes of pure lust
uh oh meltyyyyyyyyy
>>577065356YES FUKUTITS
>>577064580KitapostersChiyopostersNTRpostersArdanpostersCurrenposters
>>577065246Take it easy sissy it's just banter
>>577065410>playing chinkshiteven i wouldn't hit on this fineposter
>>577065381Me too
>>577065187someone who talks to me daily and deleted everyone else for me ^^
>>577064912Those stocking where it wraps below the feet is the hottest fan thing to happen for cafe
>>577065217I'm really hard sometimes
>>577065410>still playing a game that doesn't have a skip button
I LOVE OLDER MEN
>>577065440Which does /uma/ prefer?
>>577065410This but the new hololive gameKinda funny how little I play uma now with auto play and yet my danchou likes me more now
>>577065410>genshitJesus christ I'm so sorryPlay ZZZ instead
Are any of these better than 1LB Maruzensky?
>>577065381Marusexy
>>577065369
>>577065330PLEASE BUY CLAIRVOYANCE!!!
>>577065246That's just Umama
what's wrong with chiyoposters
>>577065550She's both and that's her charm
>>5770654037 and I rape you
>>577065463what did I do to you...
>>577065543your boyfriend is younger than you
>>577065598Proof?
>>577065410Lol, lmao evenThat event is pure trash, you're better off cashing the primos
>>577065246>posts this image with a snarky remark and greentext
>whats wrong with schizos that decided to schizo post using specific uma out of no wheregee I wonder
I'm kinda disappointed in you, literally months ago you weren't that annoying and calling people names and was actually enthusiastic to talk about the game
>>577064580FukupostersChiyopostersNTRpostersStegopostersPedoposters
>I share a thread with multigacha addict zoomersNo wonder the thread is way it is
>>577065410Fine Motion would NEVER play Genshit
I LOVE MOMMIES
>>577065587Holy shit never actually looked at Pasa SRHer
>>577065707>being a snarky susan
>>577065784I like all the Fine Motion posters here except that one specific one
You guys should play Deltarune instead!
>>577065784She would play Love and Deepspace
>>577065876I like Fineposters too.
>>577065876Same
>that amount of (you)s for an off-topic postnot fair
I feel guilty
>>577065876I like the fine motion creaturePost it
I feel ambivalent about fainmoshon posters because I don't particularly like the uma but the actual posts are nice>>577065912But I already did thoughever
>>577065876I hate everyone else who posts my oshi because they mischaracterize her for their gooner fantasies. finemo posters are pretty cool though
>vague victor
will the real chiyoposter stand up
>>577065707I hate this picture, it builds a slow bias in my brain against Grass Wonder herself and other anons who post her.
>>577065587Sweepy can give charmingCurren's pretty good
>>577066060>But I already did thougheverThere's always time for another run, it'll be a while until chapter 6...
>fuckable finn
The thread quality plummets at this time zone huh...
>>577065725Casuals are usually nicer than the snarks that remain, happens in many communities.
>>577065587>>577065860Actually Curren also matches her in Speed output with waaay more prio, no Power bonus thoughWhy the fuck was Maru ever recommended as a generic statstick
>>577066207WHERE
>>577066059I don't think I have it actually but I vaguely know what you're talking about>>577066069This guy gets it
Glad people are realizing stegoposters, and especially that one avatarfag, are cancer.
Umas love NTR confirmed???
>>577066215The adults are talking, burger pockets like you should go play with your toys
updated my trainy notes
>>577066274Damn she's so pretty
>>577066343Can I see them?
>>577066252
>>577066368Next cm is her time to shine
>>577066205I'm doing one but I just got to chapter 4 and I don't feel like continuing because I know it's gonna be boring as fuck.Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>577066457I unfortunately had to skip out on her.... I have her card MLB at least.
>>577066260>Why the fuck was Maru ever recommended as a generic statstickYOU DUMB MOTHERCUKER>why is my non-mlb card shitare you retardedno one should EVER use cards that are not mlbare you fucking broke or what?>"b-but people said..."DOYOUROWNRESEARCH.sloptubers are the worst thing to have ever happenedno one is encouraged to do research on their own, no matter WHAT it isyou fuckers keep watching and giving them views too it's disgustingI FUCKING HATE YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO DOES THIS JUST DO THE BARE MINIMUM PLEASE I BEG YOU
I forget that Fine Motion is a mare because she doesn't have a decoration/sock only on her left ear...
>>577066578She'll come in due time lad (or with a voucher). Her aptitudes and skills on both versions are fantastic
>>577066328Nobody types like this without being a weirdo shut in lolGo take some vitamin D
If you want to play other gachas. make sure it has horse girls in it!
7 and I buy Uma scamcha and get Inari One or Gold City from it4 and my every auto run fails to get skills I want for week and I fail to qualify into A finalsIf I miss either numbers I hit myself in head
>>577066707Shut up Umama. You are not good at the game either
teio HATE
>>577057630>R*ck and M*rty mouthI hate this fucking place sometimes.
do NOT the horse
i mostly swipe for carats to just press the daily carat pull button because i like gambling
>>577066707>no one should EVER use cards that are not mlbsorry I'm saving for my main running style cards, you wouldn't understand
>>577066260Sure, SMaru at 1lb is basically an SR if you ignore her 25 TE, stats from events, quick friendship bar, and good hints.
>>577066732Reyling on "in due time" because there are other voucher targets I'm thinking about too...
>>577066823the fuck are you talking about anon
>>5770667837 and you do 20 fuku autos back to back4 and you run outside naked
>>577066783post resultsif no blood, hit again>>577066853but it does nothing. you're just spending the equivalent of a ticket on a 50 pull. The chance to get anything is astronomical. Why not just save up until you get 1500 and then get a free SR out of it? Or buy a guaranteed SSR roll?Are you bakas?
>do NOT the horse
>>577066721>Fine Motion>mareno one tell him
>>577066746reasonable
>>577066721She was born intersex which is a rare mutation that makes the organism infertile. But you're correct she's still a mare since the chromosome is still XX
>>577066745>AI response>ESL brown exposing himself
>>577066823nigga wtf is that even
just masturbated to dantsu flame
>I ran into someone from /uma/ with my XOguri + double debuffer teampls don't rate me out to my club I told them I wasn't gonna use debuffers this time...
prior rangeban I got caught in seems to have expiredFUCK THAT EMAIL VERIFICATION CAPTCHA IT IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE I HATE YOU 4CHANI CAN POST ON /UMA/ AGAIN I MISSED YOU FUCKERS IT'S BEEN OVER A WEEK time to bless this goddamn thread
>>577067014These are rabbits
>>577066961because I can get lucky and get a SSR card
Wonder what an arabian umamusume would look like
>>577066789>proceeds to win the hardest cm EVER to win as a front WITH their oshiYour response?
>>577067081U R BakasSmol brain
>>577067058*donkeys
>the guy who reposts my soundposts is that guy apparently
>>577066417
>>577066998She runs in the tiaraalso has a wedding alt which is a mare thing
>>577066853Same. Today is the last day for the rare 6 stack banners... I got like 5 rainbows from it. 6 discounted pulls per day is pretty OP
>>577067093Here you goThis is Darley Arabian
>>577067093Like this if I had to guess
>>577066886I was very fortunate that both versions came to me in under 100 pulls, but I feel you. I'm all in on Machan and more starting December
>>577067052Welcome backu
>>577067052gives u a welcome back smooch
>>577067172>discounted pullswhat?
>>577066318we're using Mcqueen's bed btw
>>577067283Paid pulls is 50 carats each
>>577067172I got my final copy for MLB Light Hello from it yesterday, never stop gambling
Cheating on my trainee with Light Hello
>>577067183>>577067225Mako eyesBeautiful tanOlder sister/mommyI NEED HER
>>577066274This thing
>>577066789>>577067104uhh gwos our narrative?
>>577067228Happy for you! There's just too many good umas out there....Last time I rolled on an uma banner I got ZERO spooks in 110 pulls. Made me quite sad
I've been anally raped on every card banner I've tried to pull onnow I just shitpost on /uma/ and try to drag others down because there's no point trying to win cm anymore
>577067030uh oh melty
>>577067262Lalarge
>>577067183>>577067225much better than actual arabs
>>577067364That's...not worth it though fr. Baka ass shit
>brown umas
>>577067104>hardest cm EVERlol>2 PlatsWhen someone constantly relies on small, dated, or minor past achievements to look impressive, it is often described as resting on one's laurels, overcompensating due to an inferiority complex, or engaging in micro-bragging and empty self-promotion.
>>577067183>>577067225Caramel umas....
>>577067504
>>577067504>repose in the lunar mare
>>577067563>hardest cm EVER to win as a front*Whoops I messed up
>>577066789Umama is infinitely better at the game than you will ever be
>>577067559Haha so true...
>>577067504why is she looking at me like that
>>577067428Ah yes the genshin player will have that for you. I know what image you're talking about>>577067442I'm incredibly lucky with uma pulls but incredibly unlucky with cards so I'll just keep doing what fate wants me to. I'll channel some to you for her to spook youThank you for these images too I don't have these in my library
Need her umanko on my face
I got some whiskey since I thought sipping it would make me look cool but it tastes bad and burns my throat
>>577067563Intentionally leaving out the front part is not a good look anon
>>577059515not pulling for anything else after the Light Hello banner aside from Ramonu Witthat gives me 400 pulls exactly to dedicate to her when she drops
>>577067104group B doesn't count
>>577067713>An outlier is a facthuh?
>>577067757oyakodon
>>577067740Right back at ya. Always happy to grow my folder.
>>577067691>Plays nonstop>2 PlatsUmama is not sending their best
>>577067815NEW COPE JUST DROPPED
Shit like this is so kino, same with Win Carnelian last year
>>577067773I'll trade you if you don't want it
>>577067864Huh? I agreed with you
>>577067563>Typing all that just to say you lostStop coping
>>577067757Imagine suffocating because she got sulky while on top of you
>>577067815You can't get plat with group B thoughever
Good night friends!!!
>>577067872Likewise! I feel like we lost a few Finebros since a year ago since I never see these posted anymore
>>577067969Huh? Huhhhh??? Huh????
>>577067773new uokka lobby dialogue leaked?
>>577067956well what have you got to trade
>>577067794Based beyond belief
>>577067563I'm sorry you lost anon, but you don't need to take it out on others. There's always next ti- oh wait, this was a one-time thing. Oh well, too bad
Of the upcoming front umas - Kitasan Blanco, Valentine Fujin, Helios, and Machan, whom should I prioritize? if I ignore the siren call of Hokko Tarumae I can pull two of them (I had planned for Blanco, but I already have OG Kita), or three if I skip CB (but that's not happening), but I'm unsure whom I should get. I already have>Suzie>VBourbon>Summer Hag>Red Hag>Seiun Skyand I have 93k carats right now.
>>577067987Do you need a free diagnosis too burger pocket?
>>577068026AIEEEE ANOTHER SPOOK
Which way trainer-san?https://youtu.be/ag8dpHBhoCY
>>577067896>Finals are decided by a coin flip 80% of the time>Still manages to win 2 with offmeta oshi picksPost your plats then Let me guess you have zero because you don't play the game
>>577068021I stopped posting her honestly and moved on to other upcoming umas I'm excited for... which doesnt mean I love her any less though
>>577068163howa
>>577068056Uokka? Where I come from, that's soda pop.
>>577068000
>>577068163whalewhaleI'm mad so you're a whalefuck it I'm doing it fuck you if I lose my caratsssss
Why do they call the red nosed reindeer “Luna”?
>>577066746ok
never stop gambling
>>577068367She has a nice moon
>>577068293>>577068163you fucker I HAD HER MLB'D WHYYYYY
>>577068408SEEEEX
>>577067052>Some days ago I was logged out of fucking everything in my main browser for unknown reasons>4chan captcha completely reset as If I deleted cookiesI hate it so much, but I love you for posting CB
>>577068485CLEAT CLEAT CLEAT CLEAT
>>577068215Same, [there are a more in the other general and I post more there[/spoiler].
>>577068115Blanco > VFujin >= Machan > HeliosNew Kita is very good on some tracks and comes with free pulls so she doesn't hurt the wallet as much. Fujin vs Machan really depends on your priorities, if you wanna play front on sprint soon you want Machan, if you want the next uma in the esteemed line of easy to build and generically strong front umas like smaru and vbourbon, vfujin is your uma. Helios is solid but you won't miss her much if you're rolling for power only.
>>577067757
>>577068485You just secured yourself 4 extra tickets next month
why do fine posters get along with each other like this, this is unheard of
>>577068554<screams internally>>>577068638haha...yeah...
>schizos lost againyippie
sekkusu desu wa
>>577066934>>577066783Cmon anon post results
>>577067504I want to sloppily make out with this woman in her car after drinking late in to the night
>>577068627oyakodon
>>577068564I'm retarded ignore that horrible typo
>>577068564I see...I dont really go there, but maybe I should check it out more often....Especially if the threads here continue being like they have these past few days
>this fucking thread
>>577068658it's one guy replying to himself
>>577068820It needs more lolis
The calm before the round 2 shitstorm
>>577068820Brickedcord woke up
>>577068057bottles of various flavored jinro soju
What do we think of Umas who don't get the birds and the bees?
>>577068598
>>577068964"Want me to pat your tits instead?"
>>577068964CUTE
>>577068819Another guy mains her over there and he also won the last cm with her so he helped me out a lot. But I totally get what you mean...
>>577069030Call it, a tit for pat
>brickcucks woke up>sudden /v/ma shilling like yesteradyNyooooticing...
>>577069142*elbows in the face*
wahey
Everyone stop posting and watch the finemoposter suck each other off
>>577068994>Air Groove getting pissed that emotionally stunted woman and cute puppy who follows her around didn't bother to teach Taiho sexWhat the fuck was she expecting from them?
>>577068994I don't know but I am excited for what her career will be like. boyuma LOVE
>>577069186
>>577069173Traitor coded club lol
>>577069071So fucking based....My oguri sniped the win last cm so my oshi Dober finished second right behind her lol
>>577068994Kitasan couldn't fuck until he met Sweep Tosho who was already middle age
>>577068890isn't that for girls
>>577069173that's SEA for ya
>>577069343
Thinking about this a lot
>>577069293I love dober too but I just can't get her to win cm's. I'm hoping with the new cards I'll be able to make it work but we'll see. Next CM is another Fine Motion plat for me nevertheless godwilling
IT'S SPOOKY HOURS DO YOUR DAILY PULL
>>577068000But its 2:05 in the afternoon
>>577069426V is sea too?
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/5GaLmz>https://jiggie.fun/5GaLmzhttps://jiggie.fun/5GaLmz>https://jiggie.fun/5GaLmzhttps://jiggie.fun/5GaLmz
I'll admit I do like Fine Motion.
>>577069619V is SEA Lemon is SEAis Umama's white bussy just that good?
>>577069619nta but I'm pretty sure he's japanese
My anus is not prepared for day 3 of CM
>>577069186Wa sex
>>577069619>>577069740Was BWC a cover up to hide the fact he actually prefers SEAsticks?
>>577069743We already know you're lying when you say this
>>577067773Just mix it with something then
*mood downs your Tickezo run*
>>577069767
is meisho doto dead yet?
>>577070001soon
>>577069568Dober is so cute but her lack of skills really hurts her. Evos do help with that a bit, but I should have believed in her instead of running Oguri. Could have given her the Ms. Victoria she deserved if I simply believed.Wishing you the best for next cm, Finebro. Idk who I'll be running yet... I'm just happy there'll be more variety than this one.
>>577069743>pretty sure>no proof was posted everywnbaj
why are other finecucks such redditors
>>577069780Surely a few clankers made it in.
>>577068537it's unbelievably shit>move the cursor to find one image not like the others>they're all the fucking same, minor gradations in artifact coloring that does not meaningfully change in dark mode/normal mode/any fucking thing>resets in <30s>"oh can't do it? Get a 4chan Pass!">FUCK YOU
>>577070148Another satisfied customer!
>>577070102This Calstone Light O has very few straight lines
>>577069867Hayashi is also SEAI AM NYOOOOTICING
>>577070148Bourbon...
>>577070001he's waiting for umama to kill himself so he can go in peace
>>577070094I'n just going off what has been said here
>>577067052whalecum buck!
>>577070001>>577070045Doto will live forever. Last time someone said he was next. Nope.
>>577068591that makes pretty good sense. I'll keep my plan for Blanco, then, and deciding between VFujin (SO FUCKING CUTE) AND Hokko is going to be terrible.
>>577069142fake, she doesn't actually know what that means.
>>577070248Hayacuck...
>>577069743lmfao
Why is the Fine Motion avatarfag talking to himself?
>>577068194>Finals are decided by a coin flip 80% of the timeIf you knew how to play you know that's not true. But keep coping.>you don't play the gameShitter cope
>>577067052We need to See more B, Mister
why don't my skinwalkers talk to me
>>577070352What are you talking about, we're all the same person.
>>577070382>won't deny the plat count nor show platsrumao
>>577070352When avatarfags don't get attention they go crazy
>>577070382>still got nothing to showUmama won, and you will never experience the first ever ethical Ms. Victoria. Hope you enjoyed the cuckchair!
>>577070382Finals being matchmaking rng is kinda true though. 80% is an overstatement, but there's a lot of luck involved that goes beyond just how strong your umas are.
>>577065681need
>Hayacucks SEA discord raid
If a doppelganger meets the original, they both cease to exist
>>577070102they gave durandal and light o massive tits to offset how fucking flat the other member of the sprinter trio is
>>577070516They were to begin with
>>577070385that can be arrangedGODDAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO POST AGAIN
>>577068163araa
>>577070650Oyakodon...
>>577070102>>577070598>pair of stallions have big tits>the mare is flat
>>577070571always at this time too
>>577070598uhh bwos I thought all uma were female??
>>577069401why do you think I have so much of it?
does anyone have good Swimsuit Seiun fanart? I've been away for awhile and can't find any.
>the guy living in a literal trash filled apartment is taking out his incel rage on othersWhat a surprise
>>577070705Glad she's already taken off her underwear so we can go straight to the umapyoi
>>577070584Or maybe if they have sex they'll become strongerNow go fuck yourselves
>>577070046Always make sure your team comp supports who you want to win, but I'm sure you already knew that.Likewise! I'll be looking for your post whenever that cm ends (I do not remotely care about this cm and I don't care if I lose despite having a 85% wr now). Thanks for the images too!
>>577070524>>577070515I'll only show you two until you prove you have more :)
>>577070472The only good thing about Chiyono is her mom.
>>577070382Concession accepted.
>>577070705instant breeding
>What a ride, champ!>WHITE ABARRIO has officially retired — and what an unforgettable journey he took C2 Racing Stable and racing fans on. A 4x Grade 1 winner and $8.5M in career earnings, he gave us more than we ever imagined.>Thank you for everything, WHITE ABARRIO.White Abarrio sadly never raced against Forever Young, but both ended up being Breeders Cup's Classics champs, White Abarrio in 2023 and FY in 2025
>>577070820Hayabros...
>>577070803pls be in mambo
>>577070925Fuck didnt another G1 horse iust retired a a couple weeks back
>>577070867>stole a screenshot from his dicksword
>>577070770Check out these stallions
>>577070925We really are losing all the contenders for BC Classic this year...
>>577070770don't be mean to hi- her.
>>577071071DAMN heroes look like THAT?
Hayashi is better at the game and has more plats than Umama too kekaroonies https://www.youtube.com/@maestroz4695/shorts
>>577069959
>>577070930fucking disgusting
>>577071087hey atleast Sovereignty is back, Magnitude revenge match against Yanko is still up tooWhat race will Finger join in the Breeders Cup though?
>>577071064Seethe cope baddie :)
>>577070770That's a mare. Don't be mean to her.
>>577070991Journalism retired last month, yes. Think it was because he ran into the starting gate.
>three different clubs being mentioned>V/umama mention>SEA vs burgers mention>vtuberfags mentioned>hoyosloppers mentioned>/vm/ vs /vg/ tribalism mentionedDamn son this thread straight up has the shitposter legion of doom, did we actually get EVERYTHING in one thread?
>>577071210I can't read
>>577071121>advertising his own channel again>has to rely on literal pennies to make a living
>>577071195they said that if he does well in Pacific Classic then he goes to BC Classic
V is working overtime to defend his bf.
>>577071287still missing the dni list
>>577071242yeah soft tissue injury at the starting gate
>>577070930>This is what Brickedcucks simp forSEAbros...
>>577071287that's what happens when shitposters have to take out their rage somewhere due to this CM being so fucking dogshit.
>>577071117Yes!
the power gain from songs still works if you train speed?
next bread will be bitter
Bricked?More likeFucking losers lmao gottem
>>577071368I can't believe they are actually dating
>>577071463Nyes
>>577070930did you know he can't even afford to shower LOL!
>>577070705i want to role-reverse googoo babies and be the one pampering creek
>>577070472hey
>>577071297I would have posted a translated version of it if I could, but couldn't find one. (The only thing important being said is Believe reminding you she's a mare)
>>577070925aww... I was hoping he could teach the whippersnappers another lesson in a big race
>>577071368gf*
>>577071463Yes
>>577071396TWO DAYS
>>577071482She looks kinda fat here
>>577070930>>577071518and why is Bricked defending him again? just let him go jesus
Are the keibabros ITT just recent enjoyers like me due to uma or are you a bunch of oldfags?I know jackshit about horse racing before I played this game
>>577071671Good
>>577071195I wish he would stay in japan and win the dirt triple because having the first horse to do that be named finger is very funny
>>577071686would probably solve most of the issues here desu
You just know half of these posts are V
Surely you guys know how to cook and don't just constantly buy instant food, right?
How the FUCK does this skill work?Will it even proc this cm? Or the next one? What's with that random distance requirement I feel like Taishin was fucked over on purpose with this
What the FUCK is this bullshitI barely won by a neck
>>577071518Remember that when you argue with someone in hereThere is a 90% chance it is this beastFeel better about yourself knowing this thing is trying to project his loser mentality onto you
>>577071398didn't know that, but it sucks
>>577071698Recent. I'm a poser. The only JP horses whose name I can remember that aren't in umamusuke are Mikki Fight and Meisho Tabaru.
>bricked ruining the thread once again
>>57707139650 hours left…
phewjust in time
inb4 20 deleted posts
>>577071924High chance this skill gets fucked because of retards sending in dirt G umas
>>577071671pregnant by me, trying to hide it and failing
>>577071783Nice attempt at deflection brickedcuck not fooling anyone
>>577071983You're a faggot taking HRT for monthsYou're both stinky pollutants that must be rid off this threadplease kill yourself for the sake of everyone
>>577072031Why does the horse want to fight Mickey Mouse?
>>577071937how come my independent trainings don't look like this
>>577071937I podium'd one of these on day 2
>>577071698Started watching last year first with the Futurity stakes and since then I've been a fan but uma technically started it
>>577072217They did if you used gold city/muteki in the couple days after the feature came out
>>577072151Mhmmm
>>577072031I'm sure you also know Happy Meek. Technically she's not in the game :)
>>577072163>is the one who started shitposting about her>now acts like the victim
PFFF HAHAHA
>>577072217That was a bugged ass Muteki from independent training release, see the dirt C
>>577068887>>577069173>>577071402>>577071495>>577071686>>577072032Thinking emoji
What do we think about this Suzuka for next CM?I probably need mile S...
>>577072163Thanks for proving my point
>>577072163Unlike you Umama is actually helpful and not a dramastirrer
>>577072213His voice is kinda annoying so I'd want to fight him too, honestly
>>577072291I want to kiss this FineMo and put and a smile on her face
>>577072339I thought Bamboo Memory was the bugged one
>>577072360It's a mile race so everyone will have 1.2k pow 1.2k wittry again
>>577071937>>577072217Yaeno Muteki and Gold City were bugged, the first had the stamina + power event spamming all the way during senior year and Gold City had her G1 event popping up nonstop both in independent training, it's why we received 1 pot when they got bugfixed, but the umas weren't deleted
>>577071698Recent but I've always enjoyed other types of racing
>>577071698Got into keiba with global
>>577071539まぁ…
>>577072424V wrote this.
>>577072491>will have 1.2k pow 1.2k witBut why
I'm gonna bake don't snipe me again
I feel bad for the normal uma&co members that have to put up with these 2 retards
>>577072656Can you give us a cute OP image please
>>577072703>t. Bricked
>>577072728>Everyone I don't like is from BrickedFind a new slant V, it's pathetic
Yeah that's me
>>577072656bake a Tachyon thread
I miss when club drama was mambo instead of uma&co
>>577072717I will if I don't get sniped>>577072828nyo my image is already chosen
>>577072703Nah I don't. Not saying you should dislike them by association, but if they did care then they could just hop clubs.
>>577072586They just do ok!!
>hayashi leaves bricked out of the blue>joins /uma/ club>REJOINS bricked>is instantly promoted to officerTell me this is not a cult
>>577069507How can city girls even compete?
>>577072906Oguri isn't cute.
>>577071698I'm a complete poser when it comes to keiba, the only currently active horse I know is Ebayan, watched some of his recent wins live and lost my shit when he won, felt good. Mostly I watch the IRL races of the umas, like Orfevre's Arima Kinen giga-slaying.
>>577072790Obsessed faggot
>>577072939That's the neat part; they can't.
>>577072998she is but she isn't in my OP picture anyway
>>577072932You see they...UhhhYeah no they're on their own here
>>577072925ok buddy i'm anyway want to do Mile S
>>577073175>>577073175>>577073175could you guys stop fighting in the next thread pretty pleasebwead
>>577072932And? We trust each other more than you
>>577069507I should visit Hokkaido...
>>577073263>admits to itfucking weirdos
>sniped again
>>577072790>Everyone I don't like is VNice self awareness retard mongoloid
>>577073035>>577073565melty
