Chris Rocked Edition>Previous>>576999052>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSJul 23 Supply FRV full rollout https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/680756051157452526Jul 28 Permanent Enclosure https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afl_8m6Zl_EAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHoAug 12 Face the Unknown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grDCkTGIAqAAug 06 Level 300 cap https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/706653652015644955>LATEST PATCHESJun 16 1.006.300 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/676249280988579951Jul 07 1.006.301 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/696516748689543612
What support weapon will benefit the most from this?
>medi kit passive with no stim pistol
>>577072850RRGODSMMGGODSHMGGODS
>>577072901>Stim Pistol
>>577072850de-escalator
>>577072850MGHMGDe-Escalator
>>577073056>>577073049Escalator reloading even faster with True Grit is gonna be fucking stupid strong. Absolutely mog the shit out of hordes.
>>577072727
so whats the new SC farm planet while grand errant is gonet. 880SC-haver
>>577073262
>>577072850EAT.
>>577073342>880SC-haver
>>577073342Phact Bay probably
Nigga, do I look like I have a time machine?
>>577073262what did he mean by this?
It's not like i'm waiting for a lobby or anything!
>being shield mech>Bile spewer seed
>>577073812What about it? They pop like pinatas.
hmmmwhere shall I drop today?
>>577073342Omicron
>>577073804sesbian lex with hakari
>>577073707>>577073718
>>577073849Thats the "suffering from success" poseHe's implying it's too easy
>>577073812>shield vs bugswhy?
>>577073804licky licky lick flat chest
>>577073849These niggers keep blasting my shield arm off when they pop
>>577074110>Not emotingSoulless
>>577073804okay dont i wont host one then, nvm
>>577073262yes please
>>577073262/hdg/'s creamator players a SHIT
>>577072850MG-43StalwartAMRHMGFlamethrowerAutocannonAirburstEpochLaser Cannon
Don't care, think it looks good, shan't be wearing anything else. Bless the Super Emperor.
>>577074261I'd rather sex the femborgs.
>>577074261They're all male and muscular
me when i get my hands on those tourist on wednesday
>>577074772I will rape the tourist rapers just like you
>>577074254OKAY I REALLY WANT YOU TO MAKE A LOBBY THERE HAPPY????
>>577074772Me on the left
managed to hit a bot dropship with a 500k eagle strike today
>>577073930>when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit
>>577074893then why didnt you ask for it?
>>577075156It must have been seven minutes for him.
>>577075156
>>577075156>this makes the swede laugh piss and shit themself out of laughter
>>577074110the irony that you would've survived and taken zero damage had you landed in the water
>>577075156>>577075394Det är det här... Det är det här Helldivers 2 handlar om...
lobby doko
>>577075156Does this shit have one fucking HP and flubber wheels or what
>>577075394it makes me laugh too because it's happening to someone else
I want a solid AP variant of the eruptor that can headshot hulks.
>>577075917But the Eruptor can headshot Hulks?
>>577075917
lobby bots steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241701345774/76561198088743
>>577075315AAAAAH WHATEVER
>>577075917I'm going to laugh if they turn the Constitution into this....and the Eruptor already 2heads Hulks, yeah.
>>577076023fvll already?
>>577075394tbqh it's working on me too
>>577076203yes
how did it fill up in 90 secondsfuck my life
>>577076392people are coming back in preparation of the new warbond and possible update on wednesday
>>577075967>>577076119>>577075992It want one that kills them in a single headshot at the expense of having no explosive filler.
>tfw zero teamkill with the eagle cluster
>>577076643Why do you want Hulks to be even more raped then they already are? Let them preserve at least a bit of dignity.
>>577076759>using the malicious code removal cheatLower the difficulty
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241702138339
>playing the game right before contentbut why
>tr*nime lobbynope, not touching that
>playing the gamebut whyI bet you faggots have fun too
Really disappointed that the coolest possible armor passive is being forced upon the warhammy armors. They could've easily recycled the entrenched division passives and they would still be the most used armors in the game.
>>5770770103/4 HAVE SEX WITH BUGS NOW!!!
>>577077328would be more tolerable if they at least looked good
>>577077258who
>>577072850What does this do again
>>577077584+20 ergo30% faster support weapon reloading
>>577077584+50% reddit karma
>>577077010K4/4
>>577077532The non-Helldiver versions here are fucking garbage. The forced edge lighting which exists on minis because they don't receive proper lighting loos abysmal on life-sized models.
>>577077648>30% faster support reload>mfw love using ABRL/RRFuck, I was really hoping I could skip this one
>>577077532They lack depth and are too smooth for sure. I'd have to see what they look like when covered in gore to really make up my mind.
>>577077532>he had a clanker put shitty edge highlighting on the armorBack to Cyberstan.
So uh, what's going on here?
>>577078102collective retardation
>>577077532The right ones look like toy figures.And you prefere that?
>>577078102super credit farmers
>>577078102Buggers are proving themselves to be bums again.
>>577072850Railgun is gonna be fun with a faster reload speed.
Smoke strats are fun in bots missions, especially in open fields maps, entire zones full of smoke.
>>577078206>rape victim pretending that DSS blob retardation is faction related
>>577078480Try and sell me on smoke cause my only experience is using them with the occasional SEAF artillery but dropping them never stops the bots from focusing me down
>>577078670Speaking of retards, get a load of this!
>>577078858>whataboutismThanks for consneeding.
>>577078670>Botniggers bang their heads on impossible decay rates >Bugniggers skip the easiest win to liberate some random unrelated planet
>>577078670>tfw The Creek was blob retardation back in the dayNewfags, the lot of them.
>>577078858arrowhead rubbing their hands together knowing that not taking acamar means they can just run filler MOs for the next 3 weeks instead of progressing the "story" due to all the planets lost that day
>>577078917>Laughs at p[eople acting retarded>"NO, YOU CANT LAUGH AT US!"kwab
>>577078102DSS is stuck here because game suxx and people want to play with the free 380
>>577076852I want an eruptor that's better against single heavy targets.
>>577077224This is basically the only game I play
>>577078676Works best if you treat it as a wall that you drop in front of bots, not on top of them. As slow as they are, they will inevitably march through it. It's best use case is for repositioning, since you can go unnoticed when sprinting across a smoked out area. Pretty handy when pre-smoking a radar, running in with a hellbomb pack and dipping out.It's also surprisingly good for setting up precision attacks/ambushes, as bots will generally not shoot at you at all until you fire from within a smoke cloud. Works much better when they're already focused on someone else.
>>577078832amazed you survived thatthose pocket shields are actually pretty good, I like using them
>>577079529>Stim Pistol>Pocket shields>Supply Pack>EATsExtremely fun for support play. Love watching pubbies get a lightbulb moment as I start tossing shields at them as they're holding firing positions.
>>577079329Arrowhead may genuinely make the Constitution into this because fiddling its numbers into a bolt-action primary AMR would be easier than implementing better sights or a clip system.
I’m just kinda annoyed that there won’t be a set with the black and yellow color scheme with the 40k passive. The passive seems pretty great, but my autism prevents me from using it.
>>577079908>black and yellow color schemeHaving consistent aesthetic or mechanical design principles for a faction is backwards and last-decade old gaming design, which is why we at Arrowhead won't do it.
>>577079908Mods will fix this.
>>577079908>The passive seems pretty great, but my autism prevents me from using it.This is RR and (any)MG wet dream. How come this is not go to?All those dropships being wiped...
>>577079097>tries to pipe up>gets instantly raped like usual>pivots to another topicMany such cases
>>577080410>the banter can only go one wayyou are the most fragile nigga on this website
>>577077224Explosions???
>Gurdeep Singh chimping out again
>>577080634>the banter can only go one wayThe ironic thing is that you unironically think this way, subhuman. Now go fetch the janny for me.
>>577081025>The ironic thing is that you unironically think this way,Nigga youre the one that took that shit personally and started spamming pictures like the one you just posted. You can't take banter. Just like how you always come back and cry about the jannies banning you. Youre fragile as fuck.
>>577079016>Blob permanently parked on bugs>Fluctuating 3k-10k creekers holding the line for what seemed like foreverCreek did not correlate to blob until the end when they finally pointed an MO at it in an attempt of stolen valor
>>577081179>report spamming subhuman calling anyone fragileLOL, lmao even.
We have botniggers and bugniggersare there any squidniggers posting here?
>>577081463Asking the jannie to clean up the shit you smeared on the wall doesn't make someone fragile. Coming back and complaining about being banned and trying to play the victim, however, does.
The entire war strider weakspot debacle is incredible because even fucking Bungie, the filth of live service game development, didn't stoop so low.>make new cabal subfaction with a new walker enemy>the cabal consistently have glowing heat sink weakpoints on their backs>this new walker also has its rear heat sink count as a weak pointGranted, Thresher gunships didn't have their thrusters count as weak points for years while Goliath hovertanks did, but they don't show up very often so it's excusable.
>>577081504No, they're busy playing the game, unlike the other two.
i like how i havent been here in several months and you guys still recycle the same shit lol
>>577081673it's two schizos screaming at eachother, this is mild by /vg/ standards
>bugfag spammer posting about botfags losing the cyberstan invasion because of reinforcement limits when they would have been thrown screaming off of oshaune if arrowhead didn't hand them a blank check for reinforcementsIt's literally just one guy spamming these images, too.
>>577081563>Asking the jannie to clean up the shit you smeared on the wall doesn't make someone fragile.Whatever helps you cope, snowflake. Chop chop now. Janny is waiting.
>>577081587desu Threshers were usually more of a hazard that would appear, take a few shots, then disappear. Plus their gun could be destroyed.However, Wyverns would make the average botfag shit their pants.
>>577081817You are fragile.
>>577080116>>577080116Unironically if you go by slop like call of duty it seems some studios actually think like this what with their games devolving into crossover hell with no discernible consistent art direction
>>577081504I post here. I just don't see a point in participating in the faction arguments.
>>577081504>squidniggersthey don't exist. they're an urban legend.
>>577078676Same anon. I'm not sure I can help much, but surface level information is that it breaks line of sight and, allegedly, reduces detection and bots precision a little. It's useful if you have to run away to change position or try to leave an objective with less fire at your back. Bots can still track you because 'game mechanics', especially Hulks; sometimes they stop shooting even if they follow your movement.I use smoke a little more aggressively, throwing an orbital smoke into an objective or base and try to do what I can once I'm in. Buuut, I don't know... If you want to use it to change your usual loadout and try something new, it's fine -- there is just very little reason to use it instead of your usual orbitals and whatnot. If anything I'm pretty sure it annoys some players.
>>577081812There are more dead helldivers on Oshaune than on cyberstan too. By 87 million.
>unironically reporting anything to mods on 4chanYou deserve to be raped loser, why don't you go back to r*ddit so your feelings never get hurt again?Unless something is not safe for work, then let it fucking stay on a blue board and wait until janny xerself spots it.
>>577079097>>577080410>>577080634>>577081025>>577081179>>577081463>>577081563>>577081817>>577081953Shut the fuck up or go continue your gay-ass ERP in Discord DMs. Stop shitting up the fucking threads day in and day out, you couple of faggots
content soon retards
>>577081587war strider, voxes, leviathans, all the same garbage that shows AH can't design enemies for shit>hurrr give them no real weakpoints>durrr add ragdoll and instagib>hurrr spawn six million of themthey just keep repeating the same garbage over and over again, and are probably really confused why people don't like these designsthey probably threw the guy that designed the factory strider into the surstromming cesspool because his good designs kept embarassing everyone else at AH
>>577082535*burp*Sorry, I ated it.
>>577078676>but dropping them never stops the bots from focusing me downbecause their AI is a lot smarter than you expect - they remember your last position and keep converging on it and shooting at it.Most retards just happen to be running in a straight line from when they broke their line of sight and then ask surprised OMG SMOKE IS USELESSyou either drop it to conceal yourself and hide yourself from being spotted in the first place or use it to compeltetly change your running trajectory after deploying it.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241706171244/76561199586955078bots, obvs
>>577082535Two new enemies and a purple fog biome
>>577082535Is the content tomorrow or wednesday sweden time?
>>577082735ackshually, it's orange biome
Who the fuck goes to Omicron outside of any MO just to split off and solofag objectives and then bolt straight to extract while your team fights the hive lord? Does monkeypox make you do this?
>>577082735can't wait for another biome where I can't see shit
>>577082876>Does monkeypox make you do this?theres a reason theyre called "bugchasers"
>>577082669Great post actually. Every time you see a factory strider, your brain processes which way it's facing, which way its primary turret is pointing, angle of approach, etcVox is like "throw gat hur dur"Not even mentioning bots being heralded as the "take cover" faction while they implement multiple enemies that only exist to flush you out into the open, defeating the entire purpose of the factionSVVEDES
>>577081812>>577082421>rape victim comparing a planet that was open for like two weeks to a planet that was open for monthsIf we look at the actual stats, you get mogged in every department per capita, lmfao. Thanks for demonstrating your inability to do 3rd grade math, brownoid.
>>577082505Blatant shitposting deserves to be repotted. You arent outing yourself as a trashposter, are you?
>>577083090>Moving the goalpost
>>577082735>new content drops>a new trailer too>the new biome, plains but purple>hear chanting>can it be? >is it cultists? >>no, it's the fucking Long Overseer and Purple Void Bitch
>>5770826842
>>5770826843
>>577081463
>>577081825The Vex are generally terrifying to fight as a basehuman/normie.>constant teleporting so you don't know if you're pinned down by one goblin or ten>vex literally teleporting into people to telefrag them to death>none of these are actual dedicated combat units except maybe for wyvernsWyverns would make divers shit themselves, but I would still prefer to fight them here than there because you wouldn't be forced into CQC hell where your only options are panic super, hard cc, or death.
>>577083150ignoring something I don't like is a lot less effort and takes 0.00001 seconds compared to trying to report it.I don't shitpost myself but if I wanted total "akshualllly no memes allowed in #general guys!" I would go to discord or r*ddit.It's fucking 4chan, we talk about rape all the time here but you are reporting anon for racism?Get a grip.
>>577078676>try to sneak a hellbomb into a detector tower while wearing shadow paragon>unironic gunship patrol spawns literally on top of me because get fucked 7m code yeehaw nigga and angle to light my ass up>throw smoke eagle>they buzz around a bit>they spin in place>then turn and blast off towards my team
>>577082505>why don't you go back to r*ddit so your feelings never get hurt again?The irony of you saying this while complaining about how your feelings get hurt when someone reports to the janny. You are fragile.
>>577082735>>577082893>>577083336Thing is, the planets haven't been voided long either so not much has changed. It might literally just be the same biomes but dark. while they'll try playing it off with a horror, it will just be annoying as shit after the first mission
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197981581568this is the profile you want to preemptively block for the update if you haven't already btwif for no other reason than the fact that he has previously tried to record people in the lobbies to try and get them banned from the game
>>577083882 (me)they'll try playing it off with a horror vibe*
>>577083086>Every time you see a factory strider, your brain processes which way it's facing, which way its primary turret is pointing, angle of approach, etcYeah, because its an actual good design that you can engage with many different loadouts. Unless you brought nothing but light pen weapons you can kill it, even if its very ineffcient. Shoot the gatlings off and the biggest immediate threat is gone. Fuck up, get caught in the limited fire arc and its near instant death. Work your way underneath it and kill it with bellyrubs. Stay at long range and the back cannon will eventually get you, or ragdoll you and let other enemies run a train on you. But if you got AT you can snipe it off.Compare the release war strider>bring RR/EAT to one shot it>or don't and get sent to ragdoll prison by infinite grande spam from the indestructible grenade launcher podThe difference in design quality is just insane. How the same company created both of these enemies is baffeling.
>>577083706If youre getting this offended at seeing the "You are banned" message whenever you try to post the thing that gets you banned then maybe dont post the thing that gets you banned? Or maybe stop being fragile and take it on the chin.
>>577083947>profile privatedkek
>>5770826843/4
>>577083706it makes him piss and squeal so why wouldn't i?
>>577083947uh oh shitskin melty
I hope they don't update the game tomorrow cause leakfags will just spoil the surprise
War striders having rapid-fire AoE cannons with guaranteed ragdoll through cover was nonsense. The grenades weren't even much of a problem by comparison.
>>577080860>sloppa giving my slender wife the body of a chubby teen boytotal clanker death
>>577084341that's not even the same post or imageyou're so mad that you're seeing things that aren't there
>>577084365you can avoid all helldivers social media for 1 day if it happens :)
>>577084365priestess sex
>>577082682Yeah this too. The AI is smart and tracks your last position and even noise, just notice that the stratagem beacon attracts enemies attention when you throw it. It's small stuff that is nowhere you can read about but can make big changes.>>577083086>bots being heralded as the "take cover" faction while they implement multiple enemies that only exist to flush you out into the openIt's amusing to read to just take cover as if more than half of the Automatons' units can't just ragdoll you out of said cover. Still, I find bots more engaging than the other factions, I like their bases' design and the different ways I can approach it.
>warbond soon>most intolerable thread personalities are back>thread moves rapidly and every post is just a slap fight with at least one mention of skin color every other post
>>577084449She's got like three layers of clothes underneath so it doesn't fall off
>>577084365data mining faggotry is truly the bane of gaming
What word filter should I setup to make /hsg/ browseable again and hide all the obnoxious faggotry between Gucci and his fanclub.
>>577084637it really doesn't take so much effort to stop putting entire goddamn models in as loose files when doing an update completely unrelated to themjust, don't put that file in, like goddamn, how is this hard
>>577084758>want to test it in build>leave it in because sweden
>>577084641rapedbottrannycyberstanrape victimect
>>577084489>you're so mad that you're seeing things that aren't there>>577080894Your next cope, sister?
Don't forget, /hdg/, only rape the game devs, not each other!
>>577084973that's neither my post or the post you replied to at alldo you need a double dose of your meds tonight? maybe wash it down with a bottle of whiskey?
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>>577084365allow me to spoil it for you anyway. there will be less than four new enemies, at least one of which will be so poorly designed that people stop playing the new content. there will be at least one balance decision no one asked for which will cause unnecessary drama until it's reverted. finally there will be a plethora of new bugs that will not be addressed for months if ever.
>>577075156As funny as this is, I hate vehicles and vehiclefags for this specific reason. I avoid even touching the vehicles and will destroy it if it becomes an inconvenience. Not sorry to anyone who this happens to.
>we graduated from merely walking up stairs to scaling up stairs like mount everest
switching seats while as a gunner in bastion is so bugged what the fuck
>>577082735>Two new enemies and a purple fog biome
>>577085415you wouldn't do shit and we all know it, little boy.
>>577085426>try to warp up some stairs with my warp pack>diver climbs every individual step insteadstims definitely cause braindamage
>>577085587I have and I will, faggot.
>>577085156>moving the goalpostthanks for consneeding
>>577084365Just close /hdg/ for one day anon
>>577085750what am i conceding by telling you that you are so retarded that you can't reply to the correct post and then double down on it?
>>577085841But then I miss out on seeing the cool shit with you guys. That's an experience I lose out on forever.
>>577085692You won't do it in a /hdg/ lobby, little bitch. Have fun bullying the special ed pubbies I guess, bet ya feel like such a big boy doing that too.
>>577075601hemsk Svenska bror
Hello /hdg/, I'm from Somalia, any tips to migrate to Sweden?
>>577085841But anon, how will I shitpost?
>>577086434How many white women do you think you can rape and murder in 24h ?
>>57708650424, some of them can be children
>>577086239It was google translate.Please don't tell me we have an actual swede in the thread.
>>577086723Actually, you do__
>>577086957NUKE SWEDEN
>>577085662>stims definitely cause braindamageThis is patently false. I know because right there if there label? Perish thought the the good for used put it stims think you're on good folks at Permacura be purpose thing to cast doubt on our leaders would never Earth's premier product? In fact, you really of the label such a widely used Super could allow. Haha lean under or he dish therish th's abely thearmact dis a dend
>>577086221You shitters are not as important as you think you are.
damnwhat the hell is going on down there?
>>577087537they can't find the keys
>now Joel is doing the same shit on Crimsica and couldn't even be assed to write an original message and just copy/pasted the one from Fori PrimeAsshole.
>>577085662Rebind the key.
>>577082829Im color blind you insensitive assholeIts green to me
>>577085415I don't see the issue when you can just move the vehicle away, it's only annoying when you find the one who called the vehicle throwing a fit about it. Maybe I should try to use FRV and Bastion, I never used them and even the mechs because I always felt it would waste a slot or they are as sturdy as wet paper.
>>577087508never claimed to be, however still better and dignified than a braindead nigger monkey destroying other people's stuff.
>>577086721Consider it done
>More spore burst
>>577082669>warstrider added to game>is 1 shot by quasar which r/helldivers has certified as the only weapon to use in the support slot>gets nerfed>still 1 shot by quasaar >gets nerfed agan>still 1 shot by quasar >pay to win armor that remove ragdoll added >no one uses it because only medic armor is certified as good by the people who dont play the game>quasaar nerfed (fixed instant fire bug)>still 1 shots this unkillable unfair and broken enemy thats literally killing the game because [insert youtube channel] told me what to thinkThe only one embarrassing themselves is you.
>>577088058Then don't bring stupid shit and do stupid stuff. Not doing something takes no energy.
>>577088467The best faction in this game is on a par with the predators, let's be honest.
>>577088720Sex with ellen joe.
>>577088662nta but I just don't like that war striders and factory striders break the rule of having a less armored glowing weak point like other bot heavies. Even vox engines followed the rule.
>>577089018>factory stridersThe belly you cunt
>>577088662It's amazing how hard you work to miss the point. Almost impressive really. And yet another proof why nerfniggers are incapable of having an actual discussion.
>>577088675kinda like not being a nigger and destroying someone's frv takes no energy. food for thought.
>>577089018>factory striders break the rule of having a less armored glowing weak point like other bot heaviesThey do have glowing weak points.
What's the media literacy of the TCS+ not working at all and doubling down without doing anything to improve it?
>>577090142"xdddd le satire"
>>577090142Building "The Wall" (TCS) doesn't prevent brown people (bugs) from invading your planets (Country)
>>577088662no it should die from my primary and its guns replaced with confetti launchers that would make it very balanced and difficult saar
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241711406853/76561197994442498Lobby HERE
>>5770911742/4
>>577088720bitch
>>5770911743/4
so whats the consensus on whoever designed the factory strider having left arrowhead before the game even launched
how it feels to pick the maxigun
>>577091715feels like sloppa?
>arbitrary attack on Crimsica>when the only link to it is Fori>and Fori is scheduled to be liberated within the next 5 hours, which will isolate CrimsicaWhy didn't Joel attack Terrek or Brilliance instead? Is he stupid?
>>577091715Dogshit ? Yeah i agree.
>>577092090Does it matter? every planet with TCS+ will be turning soon anyway?
>>577092090maybe they're trying to show that the bugs are getting desperate?the tsc sequel will fail eventually, but it might hold up for a few campaigns
We need another vox subtype. I want even more projectiles on screen.
>>577092415We need a Vax engine. It injects you with the jab and makes your helldiver die of a heart attack.
>>577092415maybe if the barrage tank didn't SUCK and arrowhead actually updated it's AI
>>577092567I'd offer you a deal on tiny baby coffins if I could ever be convinced you're going to reproduce
>limited to 3Dragonroaches are limited to 1 and get orbital railed or cucked by a sentry the moment they spawn.Honestly, all this proves is that Arrowhead is retarded and can't design balanced enemies.
>>577092415take me back bros...
Vox engines may be limited to 3, but you're limited to 0 when it comes to hosting your own games, stop playing on easy mode you shitter.
>>577092843Instance host and lobby host aren't even the same thing, you mongoloid.
>>577092751>>577092843
>>577093089>me when I make shit up
Well at least we're talking about the game this time
>>577092751Don't forget that while a Dragonroach modifier is active, Bile Titans become limited to 0.
>>577093292>me when i don't know the most basic things about P2P games
>>577093505>a P2P game with no host migration>me when P2P games defy the laws of physics
saw Gucci in the wild today
>>577091715You forgot something
:)
>>577094935Hello Wulfgamer
>>577094935hello saar
>>577094505it's a conspiracy
>>577094935>whitest /hdg/ poster
>>577094935Unwashed barbarian
>no timestamp
>>577094935KEK
>>577094935obama? what an honor
>>577094935What's up Gucci Slippers :)
>>577094935
>>577094935This is the reason I come back to 4chan. Contentious posts on other websites are immediately downvoted into non existence but here the excellent rage inducing shitposts receive the most attention possible making the experience here infinitely more amusing. Bravo, well done; have another (you).
>>577095730Are you in space too?
>>577092415Vox that shoots an ultimatum shot at you that gives you 5 seconds to get the fuck out of there
>>577096150
>>577096413People would complain about it forcing them out of cover on the cover faction.
gay niggers from outerspace
>>577096542Oh shit hes in the void, quick anon what's wednesday's update gonna bring nigga?
>>577094935i knew you were a nigger 02
Remember when Hulk Bruisers had double bunker turret cannons for a few weeks?
>>577096413>Gigantic tungsten rod slams into the spot beside you>Beeps and begins to let off an ominous whirring sound similar to the hellbombMany retards will die.
>>577094935how's weather in argentina
>>577097235Unfathomably kino, so it will never happen
>>577097179They really should have kept that, or at least made it spawn only on D10.
>>577094910so true my fault
>>577097179Good riddance
ggz
seaf stratagems when?
can you stop making the ram more expensive you subhuman jeet
>>577098568image generation is the least of your worries when it comes to aitroons sucking up all the energy and ram wafers
helloooooowhere is warbond?
>>577098568>you subhuman jeetbrazilian if you are going to insult me do it properly
>>577099049We’re in the final run so I thought it would be fun to try an make a bingo card for whatever comes our way on the 12th.
>>577099050why did he do it
>>577099049My suggestion for a space is "not Cultists"
>>577099049>invasion on not new content planet>having to unlock the content>some enemy being anti-fun poorly designed
>>577099049"tedious" and "unchallenging" enemies
>>577099049>>577099257like to add>only 2 new enemiesas a space and>another voteless variant
>>577099049>no cultists>leviathan 2.0 bullshit>filler (nothing drops on 12th we just get a slightly squid flavoured filler MO and have to unluck the content)>bug reintroduction>bugs never before seen>appropriators subfaction spam
So are they trying to imply that this termicide 2.0 stuff is actually attracting terminds to the planets instead of repelling them?
>>577099694It appears that it's not as effective as Termicide 1.0, but it ALSO isn't causing hyper-mega evolution ala Meridia. It appears to be a strong warding spray, it doesn't actually kill them, but man it stinks.
>>577099694Someone needs to go shoot the scientists responsible for this shit.
36 hours until cultists
>>577099049Steam charts spike square vs steam charts stay flat square.‘Dark mode’ environment gimmick.TCS storyline doesn’t get put on hold completely and there is still Terminid stuff that happens in parallel to the squid stuff. “The warp” or anything else out of 40k gets specificly referenced in relation to the Void/Guard warbond.Pre-rendered cinematic trailer goes out.
>>577099938>tfw you accidentally swap the terminid repellent for bug breach pheromones
>>577099049its honestly as perfect as it is, cultists will never happen so the bingo remains empty
>>577099049HD1 Squith design.
>>577099979surely they wouldn't be retarded enough to actually tie in 40k to the helldivers universe in any wayjust make it a kids show pack like the halo collab
>>577099049wouldn't it be SQUINGO instead of SQUIGO?
>ah got spooked by public shitstorm>re-add Cultists>obvious they were hastily ported from previous builds>buggy as shit>still play better than every other illuminateBest outcome
lobby doko niggers
>>577100193The best outcome would be them just bringing back cultists 1 to 1 since they still have access to them via older game builds. https://files.catbox.moe/zrusly.mp4
>>577100404>space wizards>fakkin snipers>space ninjasI hate arrowhead so much it's unreal
What's the next meme weapon? Flintlock pistol?
>>577100404yeah this is totally scrapped bro what a shame just so unfortunateanyway yeah they're just going to release zombies 2.0 tomorrow and definitely not dropping the finally finished not-chaos cultists as a tie in for the 40k warbond and also giving the APC as the new campaign awardscreenshot this
>>577100527Nigger, they were all in the first game too
>>577100978The retardation of your post might slow down my PC so I will not screenshot.
>>577100978screenshotting so I can kvetch
The game is about bug diving, other factions are ghey lol.
>>577101756squids are the antagonists
>>577100914I want an early WW2 style anti-tank rifle with AP5 and high durability damage, which can only be fired while prone.
>>577100978dumb hopesissy in need of correction
>>577102443It's all finished. The FRVs have been unleashed. It is time.
>>577096542Gay nigga from spcae!
>>577100914>backpack with suicide drones>loiters in the air for 5 seconds>after that it chooses a random target in a short radius>no F&F
>>577102919 (me)>*no friend-or-foe systemI fucked up
>>577101859The entertainment product is about saving super earth from bugs.
>>577099049Backhanded buff. Something that looks like a buff only for something else to get nerfed/buffed to make the change obsolete
Babe wake up, New interview dropped. This time with the art director. He talks about illuminate at 38: 26.https://youtu.be/z53NdfJsrMo?si=s3katlRbsNYqkap2
>Flank heavy dev>jump out to get a quick shot on him>his gun perfectly tracks me through his own body and loose half my health before I kill em
>>577099049>Flame frv campaign>First mission of the void campaign is defending Rirga Bay from squid attacks (wasting our time before we finally get to the content)>Bots sneak in some attacks/jeet brigade retakes 2-3 sectors>New Illuminate battle track
>>577104314>That retard is proud of turning the squids from cool space wizards into generic zombie slopJfc...
>>577099049Tried to get something from most of everyone. Progress so far though?
lobby doko?
>>577099049>>577105756zero effort and acting ability larp "trailer" featuring unwashed developers in plain clothes
>>577072850Unironically Laser Cannon benefits from this the most>Better ergo so you can beam target to target faster and easier>Faster reload so it justifies using up your whole battery and reloading it rather than waiting for it to cooldown
>>577099049>not even 1 (one) new squid unit
>>577105756"Not new content planet" and "Rirga bay invaded" are to alike and should be merged.
>>577072850>nobody has said Autocannon yetIt'll feel a good bit snappier and makes the fabled half-mag tacload far less risky.
>Update is delayed to Wednesday for NO REASONAIEEEEE
What is the secret to enjoying the spore burst strain, /hdg/? What loadouts would you bring? t. botnigger
>>577106376
>>577106459Cremator or Pissdiver
>>577106459Flames, a whole lotta flames with some decent AT options.
>>577106459oxy armor, AoE, something for spore titan spam.or just mechs
>>577104314>"We wanted to leave mystery as to what the illuminate are doing to them so it doesnt feel like an undead horde coming at you">Makes them behave exactly like an undead horde
>>577106376>update has been anounced for Wednesday >delayed
Imminent mod death tomorrowPost your diver
>>577107294https://streamable.com/yj6ty9
>>577104314>i won't be part of it, we just started up a new projectlmaooooooo
>>577107294
>>577107294>he can't fix his modsNothing.Stops.This.Train.
>>577106529>>577107076Literally every other update was on a tuesday tho :/
>>577107980Take your meds autistic fuck
>>577099049"leviathan returns""fire frv not included""still no stingrays"
>>577107294I can't imagine using BFA. It's like, yeah man I really need to know I'm playing as a woman, but I don't want to be turned on by her.What? And you niggers think abdo is trans shit? Huh?
>abdosisters shrieking again
>>577107696[RATTLED]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm7pmmdjkXs
>>577108247>i need absurd hypershit proportions on all of my women or they don't seem feminine to meThis is far more trainrotted than anyone using BFA. I'm going to incinerate you, Adjatha.
Squid front preparations status?
>>577108247>abdoslopper can't understand why people would like normal proportionsSeek help, like unironically.
>>577108508>>577107696>rattle physics
>>577108509>>577108592Not even abdo, take >>577107696 for example. BFA users are using that shit over even this. Huh? Are you a woman? Are you gay? The fuck?
>>577108510I unironically enjoy fighting squids. Even the leviathans.
>>577108510Mg-43 loaded and ready.
>>577108654>uses a shitpost as an unironic argumentyup, braindeadI run both btw
>>577108654You do know you can mix and match right?
>>577108739>>577108785>n-no, I don't only use BFA, I also have skin tight suits...okay so why the fuck are you always posting your BFA outfits
>>577108654you realize the skull and the coomsuit are probably parts of two different mods, right?
>>577108854Bro, if you want him to post some eye candy screenshots you can just ask.No need to be a dumb retarded nigger about it, like here >>577108247
>>577109008I just need you all to accept that the BFA posters are 200% more likely to be trans than the abdo posters. Concede gracefully, it's true.
I just need you to accept the barrel of a gun into your mouth before pulling the trigger
>tfw posting your BFA screenshots caused an argument in the thread
>doom_captain wakes up>tranny accusations over non-over exaggerated female form startNoticing...
>>577109290No one knows who that is.
>>577109198Stay strong sis, don't let the haters get you down
>>577099049Surprise APC release
>>577109198this happened to me when I dared remind them that futa isn't gay
I just want more hybrid armor passives
>>577099049>the new unit causes so much ragdoll it feels like you're playing launch bots with no shield backpack again
>>577109780Hybrid stagger immunity and ragdoll reduction onto a heavy armor.>that's not fair, everyone would use thatI don't care.
>>577109928>>that's not fair, everyone would use thatI mean everyone is already using like the 3 same perks anyway. Same with boosters. I don't think anyone would care at this point.
My helldiver is actually two lalafells.
>>577109928-recoil and +ergo, and +grenades and + spare mags would easily be strong enough to make it a hard choice
>>577111117>falafelyour diver looks like a fucking kiwi
>>577083745>he believes the 7m lie
>>577111508Can you show us the piece of code that supposedly counts the diver's lifetime?
>mfw AH will spend the next 2 months juggling reddit complaints over if the bolt pistol should be collapsing bugholes or one shotting fab vents
>>577105756add "illuminate_major_order_success_69"
>>577111654You misread what I said, the 7 minute check is a myth perpetuated by shitters who can't believe they'd ever be killed in the video game where you die easily
>>577111837I was quick to judge and slow to read comprehensivelyI apologize
>>577111718>collapsing bugholes or one shotting fab ventsthat's stupid, we all know the bolt pistol should be removed from the game with the other incongruous 40kike trash
>>577083745gunships don't see you, they actually hear for you unlike all the other bots in the faction. the red spotlight is a huge red herring
>>577083745>unironic gunship patrolwhat's an ironic gunship patrol
>>577111718If the bolt pistol has enough demo force to kill bug holes and fabs, then they might as well delete the gpistol. It, and the Senator, are gonna be powercrept out of the game by that thing.
>>577099049Rigged MO tile.>Playerbase is winning too fast/winning a rigged MO, distract them with a bot or bug outbreak on a flat terrain planet to entice them away
>>577112214Stingrays.
>>577112282It's a premium warbond so they will make everything OP at first before nerfing it into the floor once enough people complain.
>>577112652Just like they did with Killzone and ODST slop, right?
>>577112652>It's a premium warbond so they will make everything OP at first before nerfing it into the floor once enough people complain.Yeah just like the previous two ... Wait not they were both mind at best and actually got power crept even more over time. Retard.
>>577112652name a single thing from any of the premium bonds thats been "OP"
>>577104314based zombiechad. fuck clittists
>>577112652holy tourist
>>577112652Using the prior premiums as examples, they'll be stronger than base weapons but weaker than fully kitted guns
>>577112652wrong, it's just endless power creep until EOS. alexus died for your sins
>>577112790Cultists would've been the biggest filter for the playerbase (/hdg/ very much included) and it's not even close. Total squid abandonment levels of filtered. Hell, it already gets filtered by CURRENT squids, for fucks sake.
>>577113372Alexus designed the Obese Nigger Barrage, he can go to hell.
What happened to this guy
>>577113805Larped himself to death
>>577113805he got a medal after he organized a honeypot some time ago
>>577113805is this QAnon
>>577113570>obese nigger barrageI wish we had an orbital 1000mm barrage with two-uses per mission.In fact, I hope we get a ton of overpowered stratagems that are limited-use per mission.
>>577113372>alexus diedWe're finally free
>Ironsight went missing for months, posting random shit like planes and no helldivers content at all>suddenly showing lots of pre-release stuff out of nowhere, just before the release of a could be a big patchNo way this is organic
d10 cyborg culling steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241725676847/76561198045253678
>>577114038Cannon too big for super destroyer.They should put this on DSS, though
>>577114097he also said he was gonna stop doing leaks completely btw
>>577114097he was literally trying to get a job at AH lmao they told him to fuck off
>>577114097>attention whore gets critically low on attention>makes some shit upincredible
>>577114147>New DSS addition>1500mm "Manifest Destiny" Orbital Cannon>Capable of deleting a 1/3rd of the map.>Starts a new blitz mission type (D8-10 only)>Must extract with the objective>15 minutes to do so before the cannon fires
>>577114717Problem is DSS wouldn't always have the angle to fire cuz there are missions all over the planet. Maybe it should launch orbital drone swarms or something idk
Make super stratagems you have to pay for with samples. Don't thank me Arrowhead. Just sign me a check.
Think I went pretty safe with my choices
What if instead of a set amount of reinforcements, every death took 1:30 off the clock.
>>577114929>it's da void expansion*>*after a week of filler MOs
>>577115017You'd jump into a random D10 game 3 minutes after they landed and have 6 minutes left. Amazing, you're hired.
>Game spamming patrols and breaches>Die to some bullshit>Suddenly its a snoozefestIzzat.exe code is fucking real.
>>5771141172/4
>>577115235>one game fucking nothing spawns until the last 10 minutes where its just non-stop bullshit>the other game it starts strong and drops to nothing for the last half of the missionOr, if we talk about jank>the team spread up and the game cannot maintain spawns all over the map, so you either get nothing or literally retarded enemies that do nothingFucking game has to be Stalker levels of spaghetti code
>>577114209He also said a while ago that there's nothing more to leak, and that any leaks not from him are fake (false)
>>577115428>and that any leaks not from him are fake (false)didn't he have some beef with the other leaker groupalso I'd like to make a point how he's 19 and the rest of the leakfags are between 16 and 20this is basically just highschool drama lol
>>577114929like half of these are free spaces, moreso than the one you ACTUALLY have in free space.
>>577112652You're like 10 hours too early, my guy.
>>577115523Yeah, the other leakers called him out on the (pay to see) cultist leaks. He was acting like they were completely new leaks added in recently and going to come out any day now, and the other leakers revealed that they were only in one very VERY old, very heavily modified build of the game that he had.And that they started digging up and posting new leaks faster than he could.
>>577115292last call 2/4
>>577114038>one of the new ships is a Space Battleship, as in an actual naval battleship converted into a space battleship (or more likely than not, a spaceship made to look like a naval ship as part of a TV show tie-in)>it has less stratagem slots but equipping it automatically gives you a special limited-use stratagem (W23 nuclear barrage)Unfortunately, this would be kino and AH hates kino.
>>577105751>we don't want spes wizrd because muh spes majik>allows warp pack to fucking exist somehow
>>577116072>>one of the new ships is a Space Battleship, as in an actual naval battleship converted into a space battleship (or more likely than not, a spaceship made to look like a naval ship as part of a TV show tie-in)SARABA CHIKYUU YOTABIDATSU FUNE WA
>arrowhead was supposed to communicate about what they're up to every two weeksSo apparently what counts as "communicating about what they're currently working on" is>a post about going after the evil SC hackers>a post about how they're going to give the FVR to people who didn't get it yet, but later>a post about how they worked SO HARD to give us 150 brand new levels to grindBravo Arrowhead, Bravo.
>>577115550safe predictions are still predictions :^)I couldn't be fucked to come up with 24 things that I can expect from the patch since I simply don't expect a whole lot.
>>5771141173/4
>>577114117FVLL
>>577114929>>577116292Anyway done, just need one of two to win a bingo (one is basically guaranteed at this point).
>>577116261An AI GENERATED post about how they're giving us 150 extra levels! Their laziness is the important part!
>>577117803>retards who have never seen corpospeak with the same points reiterated over and over again to fill the word quota are imagining AI everywhere
Rape sex with leandivers until they cry :)
>>577116261>raising the level capWhat's the point of the level cap in the first place? It becomes just a number after 25
>>577117906Bro' i see it everywhere in real life. People with easy as fuck jobs who just have to write a few e-mails a day, they all use AI for it. They're so fucking mediocre and lazy its not even funny. I've seen a bunch of managers go from barely literate to writing perfectly and using words they probably don't even know.Also, their post about levels quite literally has most of the red flags of AI made slop.>>577118218It literally cost them nothing to make and redditors can make POG faces with their heckin' level 300 Super Mega Private
>>577118349>and redditors can make POG faces with their heckin' level 300 Super Mega Privatedon't pretend this thread isn't also full of level elitism
>>577117906They don't usually use corpospeak in offical update posts. Instead its that super earth satire.
>>577118471Yeah - because unlike most, this one wasn't written by tha Baconator, but some other corpo stooges, as disclosed by the fat bitch in their discord
>>577118187So true xister.
>>577117906what's more believable>they suddenly decided they don't need the help of the CM because they really just want to write this one themselves, and whoops, they do their writeups like corporate stooges!or>they suddenly decided they should try out AI generating the shit the get the CM to do to see if they can fire her
>>577118542he's happy, are you
>>577118424This thread is full of furries and other indian faggots, no shit.>>577118550Honestly for what the CMs do, they may as well fire them. They never actually used them to communicate in any meaningfull way. Instead you randomly get the Jeet in charge or Pilestedt vague posting in some part of the discord or reddit. Amazing work really.
>>577117803>MOAR LEVELS GIT HYPE>Levels have meant literally nothing since level ~105
>>577118692You want more AI generated news blogs and patch notes?
>not dropping in LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH II
>>577118831>You want more AI generated news blogs and patch notes?We already got them.
>>577119364We got 1, we can get 0 in the future
You know, the liberator concussive is not too bad against spore bugs. I saved quite a few retard pubbies from getting paki rape gang'd by pushing back all the spore bugs on them. The dps is enough to thin out and control the warriors, hunter, and scavengers while you set up your cremator.
APC tomorrow. The voices in the wall told me.
>>577120658APC *wednesdayThe update is one day late for some reason this time
>>577120878they'll probably drop the update tonight and enable the slop tomorrow
>>577120878They said the Warbond arrives the 12. They didn't say anything about the update itself. Its certainly dropping tomorrow.
>>577120621If you have a reliable support weapon and stick with your team, the Lib Concussive is stupidly strong at crowd control. By itself it's a piece of shit, but if you need to push back enemies it can come in handy. Its problem is that it sucks at everything except single target crowd control, you can't even reliably keep two targets at bay since you need to keep focusing shots on the one important target. But if you have teammates with high killing power, it's excellent at keeping enemies off their backs. It's a niche that it shares with the Halt.
>>577121040Hopium. You're not getting it until Thursday.
Is arrowhead capable of giving us new guns that aren't just another shotgun/baka/assault rifle/DMR AND that doesn't suck balls ?
>>577121537>type sm-g>turned into bakai didn't know about that one lmao
IT'S TUESDAY, MAXIGUN HEAVY PENETRATION BUFF WILL HAPPEN TODAY
>>577121659you misspelled it as "shaking my head," bakaword filtering internet ebonics should've stuck, instead they've just left these old ones up for ages and never added new ones
>>577121840Makes sense i'm fucking tired.
>>577121537Bolter and melta will have heavy pen and that's literally the only thing that matters for the gun. Community will never accept light pen guns. They could literally release a gun that has only one shot and people would love it... Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if lasgun also ends up being heavy pen because the game is in shambles right now, and it would make sense to just overtune everything to appease the community.
>>577121954>Community will never accept light pen gunsstart tuning them like the stalwart and we can start talking>b-but a primary shouldn't approach the level of a support weaponexplosive primaries are already there, and the stalwart shouldn't be a support weapon, it was a fucking primary in the previous game
>>577122145>>b-but a primary shouldn't approach the level of a support weapon>explosive primaries are already there,so let's fix those outliers instead of leaning even more into the problem?
>>577122196>so let's fix those outliers instead of leaning even more into the problem?if you touch either the supply pack or explosive primariesit'll result in the largest melty this community could have possibly ever have
>>577122196explosive primaries are fun to useDo you even remember the fucking purifier when it came out alexus was saying "omg it might actually be overtuned T_T it slaps so hard!" and it was unmitigated dogshit? You want to go back to that?
>>577122308why does it have to be one extreme or the other? there's room to wrangle them without making them useless
>scorcher forever forgottenThey changed it like once, gave it full auto, bigger mags but less mags. Nobody ever uses it. Nobody ever talks about it. My precious baby.
>>577122491it's a fine primary as long as you don't mind bringing supply pack to offset the abysmal ammo economy
>>577122581I wish it didn't NEED the supply pack.
>>577118530I wonder why they didn't let her write it
>>577121040https://youtu.be/nRL-FM0rDyI?si=IeiKsVQ3g2hJVgRvSEEK THE TRUTH8/12Fuk U
>>577100404this looks so unfathomably kino, but I can immediatelly see how every single dadgamer in the world would absolutely seethe at the mere sight of this.only problem was the snipers seem a bit untelegraphed and hard to track them down BEFORE they shoot, so they could use some improvement there.
>>577122660she doesn't write these - they're usually handled by another guy who was on a sick leave for most of the june apparently
>>577100404This is beyond fucking peak jesus christ. I hate arrowhead so fucking much.
>>577122491Could be worse.
>>577122491>>577122874>ever growing pile of weapons>changes to them growing fewer an further in betweenthe warbond model was never sustainable
>>577122145Anon, Liberator Carbine is literally pocket Stalwart. You get about 300-400 rounds of the same caliber
>>577121537>explosiveOnly two weapons in that class, and both are literally top tier.>energy-basedTrident, DE Sickle and Purifier are among the best primaries in the entire game.>specialThis is the only category that's dogshit, and that's mainly because it's where you put everything that doesn't fit in any of the other categories.
>>577100404Imagine the seethe from the helldads
>>577122968>the warbond model was never sustainableIt would be sustainable if they had some actual competent people in charge of balancing. But playing their game is already too much apprently.
>>577123180Don't kill yourself, because now I want to kill myself.
>arrowhead committed to releasing 24 primaries, 12 secondaries, and 36 armor sets a year, if not more>at no point did anyone think this might cause issues later down the lineany other game would've pivoted away from the warbond model by now
>>577123223>any other game would've pivoted away from the warbond model by nowThey're total fucking retards. With the way they made super credits possible to farm in game, they already fucked themselves in the ass. If you don't release content to sell for SC regularly, people will just accumulate SC endlessly. Sure, it lets them have this kind of moral high ground about how you don't actually NEED to pay for warbonds, but it puts them in a shit situation by default.NOW, if they were smart, they would sell other things than just new weapons and armors. Like skins, voice packs, and other shit that can be offloaded easily.
>>577123180this but she's fat instead of pregnant
>>577123445>NOW, if they were smart, they would sell other things than just new weapons and armors. Like skins, voice packs, and other shit that can be offloaded easily.these fucking retards could just have endless SC sinks in the form of LUT swaps for armors with so little effort it's ridiculousbut no2 years in and there are no sample sinks, no SC sinks, no resource skins beyond the abysmal dogshit weapon customizationeverything is so shallow
>>577123490>she fucking ate another cadet
>>577123539Yeah, i said it many times. Look at all the fucking mods online. People would eat that shit up like crazy. I'm surprised Playstation didn't tard wrangle them into doing exactly that. Not a single competent person in this whole affair. Even the Paradox jeet could not come up with this ? Like what the fuck.
>>577123539>resource skinssinks, obviously>>577123662they have the framework for weapon skins all set upif they put up a few more recolors like the beloved gay ass red and black combo for 100sc purchased individually for one weapon at a time people would gobble it the fuck upit just continues to baffle me>why make gorillions of dollars if we can just make millions
>>577123662>I'm surprised Playstation didn't tard wrangle them into doing exactly that.Sony FEARS telling Arrowhead what to do because it is their only live service that is actually profitable.Every other live service Sony had more control over had FAILED.So now they are in a very paranoid mood of "lets not fucking touch Arrowhead and let them keep doing whatever it is they are doing".I fucking hate how much power Arrowhead has. They don't deserve it.
>>577123180My wife, my kid.
>>577123809>While it's true that Helldivers 2 CAN be a profitable game for them, especially after losing Destiny/Bungie, it doesn't mean the game as profitable as it should for them. Sure enough Sony heard of the players cheating in SC, so actually a loss of money even if relatively minor. Sony is probably going to push more for anti-cheat measures and eventually other means for microtransactions, because these companies really don't know what else to do beside microtransactions. The only issue I have with it is that Helldivers 2 isn't a f2p game, how do you even do that without upsetting players more than they already are with the state of the game?
>>577122491The Scorcher is still like top ten in terms of primaries, it doesn't need changed.
>>577119034
>>577124521>The only issue I have with it is that Helldivers 2 isn't a f2p game, how do you even do that without upsetting players more than they already are with the state of the game?There's a billions P2P games with tons of microtransactions around. Some people will be mad, most will eat it up. War Thunder sells premium vehicles for 80€ these days and they make HUGE bank. Every single game is full of premiums. Its incredible.
we should star of peace crimsica so people stop bringing up the epic long name megacity every single time it gets invaded
And yes i know war thunder is F2P, but its just to point out how much money people are ready to pay for retarded shit.
>>577124714>War Thunder sells premium vehicles for 80€ these days and they make HUGE bankwar thunder is the only game of its kind and they bank on people buying the vehicle to get the other vehicles they are obsessed withnot really compareable in any way
>>577124714The common consensus is that a f2p game is allowed to have microtransactions because it's how a f2p game can get some money back, then it all depends on how good the microtransactions are and the general economy.Helldivers 2 is a game you pay upfront and then has a battle pass model that barely delivers anything, and it's even the only consistent content model they have while also piling up more and more SC players have to catch-up to. And still, the economy of the game sucks.
>>577097083Bro only a fair skinned man would play sniper hoverpack I'm genuinely hurt
they should make HD2 free to play and implement the most robust anti-cheat in the market onto it, now we get more concurrent players, arrowhead earn more money, sony is happy with the playercount, it's a win-win move
>>577125028picking up just 2 super credit piles a day will get you enough super credits to pay for the next warbond by the time it comes out
>>577125103They literally don't have the functionality to ban cheaters right now lmao
>>577125103it's strange for a 40$ game to have the same monetization system like a f2p game
>>577125546you keep saying that but if it were true you'd only be able to get 100sc a week
>>577125570>keep sayingnot the same anon and it's a shared between players
anything happening today?
>>577126256Yes, there will be a patch in 6 hours
>>577126256there's a minor chance they'll drop the patch in 3 hours since it's tuesdayif not then probably another trailer
>>577123223>any other game would've pivoted away from the warbond model by nowYou didn't mention the reason why Warbonds exist.They never go on sale. Even Paradox, the parasites they are, sell their DLC at lower and lower prices.Honestly AH are genius. They hoodwinked an entire community into thinking "warbonds" are somehow cool or a great idea when what they're saying is there is a $15 DLC every month which are all largely P2W and they will never, ever go on sale.
>>577126378>>577126417these hopesissies are starting to annoy me...
>>577072850None of them. It isn't big enough of a buff to take over what we have.
>>577126256Patch tonight, warbond later
>>577126889sex on /hdg/ is crazy work
THIS IS IT, THE SPEAR WILL BECOME GOD TIER, SO WILL THE STERILIZER.
>game doing that thing where it wants me dead so bad>first bot drop calls in double ships (total of 8)>its a factory strider seedWhy do I play this game?
>play a horde shooter>game spawns a horde>>OK, THAT'S IT
>A horde is 8 units now
>>577126694
>>577125103Literally no one cares about cheating in HD2 except reddit-grade hall monitors who want you to shill or grind for SCs
>>577126889agp sis...
>>577127385kek
What is the definitive counter to spore titans?
>>577127172>It can now reload faster between shots it can't target
>>577127846Recoilless is the only AT weapon that can reliably kill them in one headshot.
>>577127846Lumberer can two tap them in the head.
>>577127846Bring the Anti tank emplacement, it can solo 10 spore BTs back to back, unless you have competent teammates to cover your ass while you dealing with the titans, bring the Gatling sentry or Flame sentry so you won't get swarmed by chaff.
>>577127846a dependable teammate with the recoiless
>>577127846Commando armor and ignoring them.
>>577127268>be me>someone complains>reply with the obvious>i understand how the game mechanics work>but instead of acknowledging anomalies, I post kpop.jpg because i am brown and touch children
>>577118187Murder this faggot in real life with a real weapon in real life not in minecraft go to jail for first degree murder real life
I can't remember the last bug lobby I joined that wasn't full of passive or active aggressive teamkilling behavior and if the random oneshots weren't enough to make me drop the game during bug MOs then the community is
>>577128943Certified Bug Diver™ tactic
>>577107294Abdosisters sound off
>>577127846Me. Fucking me and my cremator.
>>577130112>Fucking meOkay*unzips dick*
>>577130139N-no...
>how do we fix the game?>lets introduce even MORE weaponbloat PoggersI love that 96% of weapons are dead and forgotten but hey """"content"""" needed
>>577130183while he fucks you, I will fuck your cremator.Don't wanna make it feel left out :3
>>577129652Works even better on the bot and squid front t b h
>>577130381>Anon thinks hes above making money off idiots buying reskinned models/textures Give me a break you too would harvest millions from morons given the chance
Squidpocalypse when?!
a cultist just flew over my house
I am tired of sex with bugs...when will I get a real woman...
>>577132304NO.Sex with bugs.
>>577132304>>577132548
Yo, the Japanese VO goes hard.
>>577132548agile skinny Hunters should NOT have massive boobs.This picture is NOT making me hard because it is NOT lore accurate.
>>577133140That is a stalker
>>577133270nerd
Anthro Nursing Spewers are the only bugs with the right to have humongous boobas.
>>577134348absolutely valid and based statement.
>lvl up weapons to 25>tenderizers turn>actually pretty good weapontoo bad it has low mag cap, this would be one of my favorite weapons also its ugly
>Gun called Redeemer>Absolute shitSo the best advice is do not redeem?
>>577134691from my experience with it it sucks on bot and squids but it's alright with bugs.the problem is that literally any other handgun do a better job
>>577134348>AnthroYou can just call it "furry," anon. No one is fooled by playing word games. You still have to kill yourself though!
>>577134348they should be borderline obese with fat tits and fatter ass.
>>577135029But they're bugs, they can't be furry?
IT'S UP>IT'S UPIT'S UP>IT'S UP
>>577134691literally peacemaker is better than it at this point
>>577135029Do you even know what any of those words mean?
>>577135308moths are fuzzy
moth girls owe me sex
>>577133112MINSHUSHUGI BANZAI
>>577133112MOSHI MOSHI LIBERTY DESU
>>577133112https://files.catbox.moe/ed0cgm.mp3
>>577135690>.mp3I shan't open this at work
>wake up>no patch
>>577135903doomGODS just can't stop winning
>have 12 hour shift today>call up my buddy Pilestedt to delay the update for a day so that I can play it on launch tomorrow>"sure thing Anon, you're our greatest ally after all"Suffah NEETs
>>577133112charuguru san kawaii desu ne~
>>577135690>robocockwhat
>>577133112"Changing the original voice actors destroys the creator's intent, subs are the only authentic way to consume foreign media" faggots when a Japanese dub is available for their non-Japanese game:
>>577136429chāja if we're being pedantic
>>577136749what causes this level of seethe?
Im surprised they let the trident remain in its current state for this long. I just assumed they would nerf the hell out of it by now.
>>577121836they're giving heavy pen to deadeye insteadsource: came to me in a dream
>>577137805don't jinx it idiot
So is all this going to do is make a bigger fart cloud?
>>577137354dweebs.
>>577137909More fog.
>>577136749Yuri Lowenthal is not that great to be listening to all the time, tbdesu.
>>577136749Casting the voice actors as silly/recruits that are overenthused propaganda brats instead of grizzled british 40k-guardsmen spouting propaganda was a serious tonal shift from HD1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6w0ZTECB9oIt's why I made the mod to switch them to this in the first place. I also played with japanese VO for a long time because they sound more like EDF troopers, but I don't understand japanese so it made the 'enthusiasm' less grating. HD2 is a flanderized version of the joke in Helldivers 1.
>>577100404>we could've had this but instead we got zomblie slopwe don't hate sweden enough
is sweeper actually good?
>>577137354Being Chinese or Korean....or a SEAmonkey.>>577136749People here consistently hate the creators and think their intent is retarded.
>check out new armor passive>kinetic displacement mitigation>reduces damage taken from impact and collisions by 30%damn they really did scrap the frv warbond didn't they
>>577140370Confirmed: scrapped and plapped.
where is patch
Surely you guys don't actually think we're getting cult squids, right?
>>577140370There was fucking doubt?
The Meltagun is looking more and more like a HMG upgrade. Melted through that Charger in the extended trailer, then chewed through Devs like they were nothing.
>>577141096still in the denial phase i think
so uhh where's the tanto if they scrapped the frv warbond?
>>577141096You'll get overseers with 4 arms and red voteless and that's it. (The harvester will have it's laser replaced with bunker turrets)
>>577142181check under your super foreskin
when warbond?
>>57714241720 minutes from now
>>577142181you will never get the tanto or the apc because of benjamin netanyahu
content tomorrow retards
>>577142613We know, but sometimes they drop the update the day before.
>>577142613Patch tuesday, warbond later in the week is the status quo.
>>577143109warbond scrapped is the status quo
>>577126765You're retarded. Staged reload with a 30% speed boost is nuts. Autocannon with the half-full reload will be rapid. MMG and HMG have their biggest weaknesses mitigated etc.
>>577143559There is no situation where slightly faster reloading is going to remotely change any outcomes. The game is simply not that challenging, get good.
Trailer doko
Nothing will happen. Warbond will come out on wednesday, then it will be 2 weeks until we get a trailer for the next warbond, then another week before that warbond comes out, if we're lucky the title update will come in a month.
its outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpWSTUq5yPQ
>>577145071>opening starts with 500kgreally catering to the reddit crowd with this one
What retardation makes someone samefag this much
Good looking armor.
>>577145205I see only one post that I made?
The melta gun looks broken as FUCK what the hell
>>577145071At least we know specifically who fucked this warbond
>>577145071>*beeeelch* yeah we- hang on... *wet fart* usch då that's gonna leave a mark.. yeah we really nailed this one
>>577145237At least we know for a fact what armor looks the absolute fucking worse from now on until the end of time.
>>577145071I'm guessing the Hotshot is quite literally a DCS reskin.>>577145129The entire trailer is catering to reddit.>>577145205He's been coping ever since the director said that they took cultists out back.
>>577145071>meltamine can one-shot a chargeralright atleast we know it is not a meme pic and actually usable
>>577145805can't one-shot a behemoth though lol
>>577145673Probably a small ammo pool.
>>577145071Isn't the fat one the dev that got in trouble for shit posting?
>>5771456735-8 shoots not reloadable with a 300+ sec cooldown
>>577145071alright i guess the anon who said it does 800 damage a second is right, i guess this is what being raped feels like
>another shitty marksman rifle you can only use on bots
>>577145993it looks like more than 800 to me hulks are like 1800 hp main and it got insta deleted
Theories for what Illuminate content in coming tomorrow?
>>577146231Body horror zombies
>>577146081the arms are only 400 hp that does 80% to main
>>577145071Melta range is short and narrow looks right on the edge of being able to get a hit a bile titans face
>>577146282arms *transfer* 80% to main so 320 damage
>>577146367 mecorrection they have 500 health each so they transfer 400 damage to main
>>577145869fucking useless
didn't lure mines already one shot behemoths?
>>577145751>*Burps* yeah, sorry, we cancelled the last warbond haha.
>>577146691chubs fatterson ate the last warbond
wait so this being a legendary warbond means it's gonna be 1.5k sc?
>>577146892yep, pay up goy
>>577146231cultists void planets void bugs 12 new enemies 4 new biomes extra warbond
>>5771468921500 SC and no 300 SC rebate, so it's really 1800 SC
>>577146892yeah obviously, like the previous crossover warbonds
>>577147024I think the math's a little funky on this one.
>>577145071>the armor sets still look like unfinished shitthese swiggers don't give a fuck no matter what they say to the camera
>>577145071Shit
>>577147175your mother didn't give a fuck when she dropped you in the hospital
>>577146231there's already leaked gameplay out, we actually getting cultists!
>>577145071absolute fucking dogshit
>>577147435Is that helldiver wearing... PEAK PHYSIQUE!?ACTIVATE THE WHIP
Holy shit, it’s already the 11th? I thought it was still 7th
>>577147268not an argument
>>577147532retarded anime poster losing track of time
alive game confirmed?
>>577147435@grok is this real???
>>577147891>no news about content for straight people I'm afraid not
>>577147006
step 1: drain ppl's SC with 40k premium warbondstep 2: release a normal bond right after to make them buy SCstep 3: profitit just makes sense. if they are smart they'd do this
>>577145763One of the medic gimp suits?
>>577148206the sw*de is always smart when it comes to money, you just know that is their pen-ultimate plan...
>>577147435>leaked gameplayDubious leaks from a year ago that have most likely been scrapped, APC is more likely to happen than cultists.
>>577148206>release a normal bond right afterlol the one they haven't been working on since they've been on vacation?
Hello thereSo the Melta is AP4 at leastBut can it melt a Stalker fast enough before it licks (You) ?
>>577145071holy grim
>>577146317Torcher/non cremator flamer range? Usable honestly
>>577143629>Shooting faster isn't betterDullard alert
>>577148773Melta is confirmed to be AT1 with the new trailer now. I called it to be AT1 800 Durable at the minimum but it seems to be 1000 Durable AT1 DPS from the new trailer.
>>577147435>D5
>>577149148devs test the game at D6, pls understand they lowered the difficulty so you can see the new enemies more clearly on D5!
>>577149017>AT1Hello chat gpt.
>melta confirmed trash>pistol confirmed wank>armor still 0 aura>mine... LMAODOOMDIVERS FUCKING WON
>>577149317AT1 is AP5, secondary-san
Seems like Meltagun and the armor is the only usable thing in this warbond.Thank god its AP5
>>577149317probably meant anti tank 1
>>577148206>+50 000 sc stockpilenot my problem
>>5771490171000 Durable AP5 seems too good to be true honestly but it did instant delete the chargers and hulks
>>577145071he reloaded the hot shot multiple times throughout the vid, its over
I'm just saying that choosing kasrkin over tempestus scions was big mega faggy gay
>>577150007nobody of import knows what those things are or cares
>>577150007Or you know, the Elysians and their Helldivers.
>>577150007I really really disagreeThe renamed stormtroopers were some really lame shit, specially their retarded vehicle
>>577149742The meltagun probably has really brutal damage falloff desu.And the neltamine is basically a giga lure mine, so I bet it'll only have two stock.
>>577150280The scions at least have the aquilons to fit as well. Their armor is just cooler
>>577147435And squids will still not be fun and nobody will play them
>>577150280Sorry, but their models are discontinued! However, may you be interested in our kasrkin kill team?
The melta gun looks really strong...chances of it getting nerf by Arrowhead after the release?
>>577150726They probably had GW go over and approve the contents of the warbond, so I'd put chances of a nerf at 0 unless they want to piss them off.
>>577150726I don't think they ever touched collab weapons after release... but then again most of them are mid to shit. AH might be spiteful enough to nerf a collab weapon if is turns out good.
>>577150726abysmal range and low ammo count should be enough desu, treat it as support weapon, bring MMG or something with the new armor bonus
>>577145071>"it was very important we get the warbond right">"we think we really nailed it">3 new gamebreaking issues>crashes galore>frames at all time lowThey haven't released anything thus far that didn't fuck up 10 different things
>>577151080they say these things so the glazers know how they're supposed to think
Why are bugdivers going to Phact Bay now that the MO is over? Gatria has much lower resistance? Hello?
>>577150985They touched the Accelerator Rifle... and nothing else. Honestly, with how much DPS the melta seems to have, it either has some atrocious downside, everything else is getting buffed to the same territory, or they just don't care anymore ($$$).
>>577151514Because Gatria is an actually decent target and bugfags refuse to act rationally.
>>577151514>Why are bugdiversWhen was the last time you played in a pubbie bugfucker lobby? these niggas are dumb as fuck
>>577151514Anons will say that the satire in Helldivers 2 is stupid and overdone, and then the satire will happen organically right in front of them. The playerbase is the true satire.
Cremator sisters.. did we just got.. POWERCREPT???
>>577151865crematorxisters demoted to the cuck chair...its over...
>>577151865no cremator is going to be superior anti chaff while still killing heavies well enough
>>577151865HERE IS HOW CREMATOR CAN STILL WIN
>>577152101bwo...if this thing has 1k DPS, a single sweep could wipe a crowd faster than the cremator ever couldand it DOESN'T have a backpack
>>577152342nerfed within a week
Lobby dokohttps://files.catbox.moe/ed0cgm.mp3
>>577151865Warhammer fags tell me how much a melta acts like a flamethrower. Does it have low ammo? Would it cause a fire DOT? Would it leave ground fire? If no I don't see how it compares at chaff clearing.
>>577152375>AH promises they won't nerf it>Undocumented changes: Quadrupled the health of every single enemy in the game
>>577152437that sounds like an automaton, anon, care to explain?
>>577152342nah sweeping like this wouldn't be that effective even with high dps when cremator has DOT and penetrates and doesn't have to reload. also I am not sure this is actually a continuous weapon
>>577152494Its an oversized blowtorch which funnily enough, the Helldivers rendition is the most lore accurate version of meltagun in recent time unlike Darktide and Space Marine 2
>>577152569 me1k DPS isn't even that much as far as anti chaff weapon go. Maxigun has 2000 DPS.
>>577152543No fellow Helldiver, that would be all in your hear 01101000 01100001 01101000 01100001 01101000 01100001
>>577152494No, it's just an extremely juiced-up plasma torch.
bugs lobby doko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpWSTUq5yPQ
>>577152494https://youtu.be/QXIVbMDaAxY?si=HePdlAKMERW3PzFZ
BUFF RATE OF FIRE ON ARC THROWER AND BLITZER
>>577153018retard
Don't expect to win the next campaign so we can pretend the void is super dangerous
>>577152494Enemies run straight through fire without a scratch after 2.482924 seconds of igniting the ground
why do the local faggots consider the quasaar a crutch, but not RR
>>577152494Like most things in Warhammer, the depiction isn't super consistent across different mediums. But they're basically blowtorches that vaporize shit so quickly that there isn't time for ignition. But they are supposed to be very short ranged with high penetration.
So Melta doesn't have a backpack? So either the short range is the "balance", god I fucking hate that word, or its going to have shitty fucking stationary reload and essentially need the new armor which fits AHs shit design philosophy.
>>577075156How the fuck did it explode twice?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54heENVIVHA
>>577078102The war is rigged! play what ever planets you want and ignore this bullshit.
>>577153421quasar trades fire power for the option to wear a variety of crutch packs and not having to reload. it's enough for shitters to take down a lone hulk but not enough to keep up with heavies when shit hits the fan
>>577153196Revert all arc thrower nerfs.Let the Blitzer bolts chain an additional time.Unfuck arc targeting.Add a full-auto arc primary.
>>577153196Arc thrower needs to just not be charge up trash.
lobby...?
>>577153018>melta shown killing a charger in 1 second flatit's going to get nerfed so fast, once skilled players get their hands on this thing it's over, no other support weapon will matter
Is it true playing this game mines bircoin for swiggers?
>>577153489It's short range because it's fucking melta. It's usually depicted either as a shotgun-style heat wave or simply as big blowtorch.
>>577153778>skilled playersThe fuck do you mean? This is gonna be THE shitter weapon forever.
>>577153778Anon it has the same range as the Cremator, the range is what's reeling it in. This thing isn't very useful on e.g. Bots in the slightest, it can't touch Gunships, and any long-ranged heavy on the horizon will also cuck you out of killing it. Then it has problem targets on the other factions too like Dragon Roaches or Stingrays.
>>577153778>Warp pack + MeltaIt's game trivializing time
Bro looks like me. I should move to sweden if gamedevs look like this over there
>>577153938No, it mines bitcoin for Koreans
>>577154069north or south?
>>577153778That's assuming the trailer is true to gameplay. Back when Polar Patriots released, the trailer showed the Purifier one-shotting a scout strider with a frontal hit when it couldn't do that on release.You should expect AH to lie straight into your face without batting an eye.
>>577154046there are fat fucks everywhere brah
>>577153696I dont mind letting it charge if the damage scales to the amount of charge when fired like the railgun
>>577154159>Purifier one-shotting a scout strider with a frontal hit when it couldn't do that on release.it could because the explosion would kill the driver
>>577153778Killing chargers that quickly STILL makes it worse than the cremator unless it's also amazing at killing chaff. Why take a short range weapon that kills chargers quickly when you can take a short range weapon that kills chargers quickly AND kills all chaff? Being good at killing chargers isn't enough for a support weapon to be "viable" because chargers are very vulnerable in general. A weapon being "viable" isn't something I can about, however.
>>577154385because chaff is even more of a joke than heavies. chaff clear is not a role in this game
>>577154385nah a backpackless mobile reload gun which rapes heavies this hard will be good even with short range
>>577154385if it's doing 1.2k damage in a second (or less), even through a 75% durable part, it's absolutely gonna demolish 100 health enemies with only a slight graze.
I don't know what you people are bitching about. The weapons in the trailer look amazing. Genuinely excited. It really seems that a large chunk of the playerbase just wants to hate the game.
>>577154623okay frederik, now go back to your discord
>>577154385Cremators charger killing time is pretty mid.
>>577154740No, I'm quite serious. The game is amazing.
>>577154385What, you engage enemies at range? What are you, a coward?
>>577154623I mean, it's pretty obvious now that this warbond will be powercreep central.
>>577154623trust is earned not given. and these fucks havent earned shit.
>>577154475>chaff clear is not a role in this gameTell me you're a botnigger without telling me you're a botnigger
>>577154841Why do Helldivers 2 players insist on speaking like divorced wives?
>>577154830Oh boy, I can't wait for the reddit posts claiming the warbond as pay-to-win in the easiest game ever.
>>577154925They are the Raped.
>>577154830Nah, it's got good stuff in it. I don't see any problems with it.>>577154841I'd say they earned a lot of trust. The game is still amazing.
>>577154883>self-reporting that you can't kill bugs with your primarynot beating the allegations
New>>577155053>>577155053>>577155053
>>577154792what shit ass games do you play
>>577154475Go play spore bugs and say that again. Because that's the hardest subfaction in the game.
>>577154925Eat my shit and hair swigger.
>>577155506>that's the hardest subfaction in the game
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241770410105/76561198410446740lobby you've been dokoing for
>>577156301fuuuuuuuuuuuuu wrong thred!!!
>>577154623Most people don't play the game anymore so their entire opinion on the game is based on arrowheads posts.The game is good, arrowheads communication isn't.
>>577145071>Melta gun raped Hulks and Chargers in secondsTOTAL BUFFGOD VICTORY, NERFTRANNIES IN SHAMBLES
>>577145071I'm interested to really see what the true range on this thing is but seeming like it's going to be a good pick.
>>577145071So based on what we see here how are all four weapons looking?
>>577150280Scions were never going to be chosen because Cadians are more iconic, Elysians were never going to be chosen because they are a discontinued product line that GW doesn't give a shit about.
>>577151009>treat it as support weaponAnon it is a support weapon.
>>577154385>no backpack slot Leave chaff to me.
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