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>>577105973>>577106009mmm bread with cheese
>>577105953>gives you 30 energy
Tachyon LOVE
>>577105973>Dantsu
HOOOOOOOOLY FUAAAAAAAAARKREAD THIS SHIT GUYS READCM IS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Are you rolling for Pearl? Are you rolling for Wube Power?
HeyOpen up
>>577106282No and no. I don't pull for hags or p*wer cards
>>577106353For her, I will always open my door without hesitation
>>577106257why are you on dicksword?
>>577106250
>>577105973>didn't even clean up the OP with updated cardsKill yourself
so I'm generally quite stupid, please bear with me. I've heard some support cards be called "human rights cards", what does that mean exactly?
>>577106395>he isn't on the umacord
bakufuck fuckushin
>>577106498Don't worry about it
>>577106353I slowly open the door
>>577105973sex
>>577106498if you don't have them you can't play the game. It sounds bad but it's only a mild exaggeration
>>577106439desu this is pretty much the same mindset as every ntrkek ever.
>>577106403Boobs too small
>>577106282I'm rolling for Ruby forma de uma and I'm breeding her nonstop for Leap Forward
>>577106403>Super Cuck
>>577106519He can only be in 500 ERP servers at once
SEX HOT SEX HOT SEX UMAMUSUME SEX
>>577106282Skipping both, no hags and no lolis
>>577106570I wouldn't say I'm worried, but still confused/curious.>>577106597I see, and when would the next "human rights card" be, if you would be so gracious?
>>577106624Super Infertile!
Fuji Kiseki
>>577106779>boy with breast implants
>>577106773Ramonu wit in a few months. Going forward most scenario cards will also be human rights
>>577106776Based
>>577106869Man, more boys should get titjobs if that's the case
Can I run blaze brian as late
Falco!
wtf is this shitdoes it give anytyhing good
>>577106884I see, thank you gwotato chip
>>577106846
>>577107085Why does she randomly go "copa copa" like a pokemon
>>577107147
>>577106403Creek is so fucking beautiful.
>>577106779is this before or after the pregnancy?
>>577106776I can save her
copa cabana
>>577107247During
>>577107128SSR crystal
Fatso Flame
Rubytore my beloved.
>>577105973for someone who hates the pool, Mirako sure does wear her school swimsuit a lotit's cute though so I'll let it slide
Happy 30th!
>>577102056
>>577107392>Helios' cumrag
>Creek just uses basic strategy in CinGray (aka preserve your energy for when it matters)>the manga/show treats it like it's a fucking superpower
>>577107392cute
>>577107432>real life has it's own symboli kris sBest timeline
>>577107432>typecasted to play browns
>>577101343You can tell by the description he fundamentally misunderstood how her unique skill works. He seems to think it activates strictly on the 600 mark like some kind of triple 7 or triumphant pulse, instead of at the earliest point in the late race where you are on a corner with more than 600m left, which is essentially angling and scheming conditions for medium/long only.Why kitasan white may not actually be meta is that she doesn't have a mid race unique and ines fujin slightly beats her out in that department, see seiun sky vs smaru/vbourb.
My rival had a schizo melty again
>>577107432>that jawline >masculine facial features That's a fucking man
>>577107432imagine the blowjobs
>>577107617Only scared virgins fear masculine women
>>577107587Aruvu reminds me of my one DnD character.
>>577107513Don't be mean to her
>>577107432She's beautiful
>finished 1st and 3rd, other random finished 2nd>this anon finished 4thYou could say he got "filtered" from the podium!
>>577107715>defending ugly japanese womenNeck yourself
>>577107567Same thing during Pisces Cup
hi ;)
>>577107071Why would you do that?
>>577107617she used to be a super model
>>577107821kek are all the filter faggots bitches from /v/?
>>577107939I don't like pacekeks
>sloptuber hoursyeah this thread sucks
>>577107943Even worse
>>577107861Eh, wasn't too bad for Kita, the problem is a lot better on longs due to victory cheer being top 2, it's mostly Seiun who suffers the most from her own unique skill.
>>577107938I'm Sirius' type and that's upsetting to think about.
>#1 club
>>577108208Must have been a mood diff
>>577108308Ugly boy
>>577106282I'll only pull for Pearl if someone can show me that her evolve self is actually worth pulling for. All I hear is anecdotes and I won't pull if it's another Rickey situation i.e. She's good in her CM, but there's a menace that makes her look ordinary
>my trainer fell victim to an /uma/ gaslight
>>577108308>that molePeak
>>577107432The less Japanese a woman looks, the prettier she is
>>577108208I've been against plenty of umas from top 30 clubs and they're often just good, not exceptional.
>>577108448First time?
>>577108015Fair enough, I guess you can. You just need Kris S for the accel
>>577108475Colored contacts are doing a lot of work here
>>577108308>¡latinGOD
>>577108410>Ugh…there’s no Big Nige…Why would Palmer say this?
Rulership makes me want to give Air Groove another kid.
>>577108658>Using the horse ears as a brace for the bunny ears.Kind of genius
Not sure if I should switch to 2DD KE instaed of murmur. It stills kill stamina cheating hypermax speed but I am losing to same rating ace with 2DD
>>577108765>2DD KEwhose titsize is this
>>577108765You should run a really strong Falco to block front Rickey
>my trainer started taking HRT
>>577108765It's not like whale xogs struggles maxxing speed and getting excess stamina anyways.
>Shitty ace>Two autotrained debuffers>6/20 round 1 (didn't bother with most of my entries)What the fuck am I doing in group A? If I get disqualified I'm quitting on the spot.
...if you autorun Unity can you run a Taiki Shuttle card not to hit Taiki's mile maven in the card event chain but to get mile maven from the Unity scenario itself?
>>577107149
>My trainer is home alone
>>577108885>0.25 vs 0.4Nice rabbit bro.
>>577108918Yes
>>577108410>Palmer getting tired of Trainer attempting to escape the Mejiro estate yet again
>>577108943she found out where I live
>>577108924My trainee lost to Rickey and she kept saying cope-a, cope-a to her...
>my trainer said he wants to start a family once he retires
when it's time to borrow either eishin flash spd vs wuby power it's the latter right?
My honest team is getting absolutely shredded by dishonourable debuffers every match, what happened to the spirit and positivity of the uma world
Did a run with OG FiMo since I wanted to try out my new Nishino parent. I'll do wedding next, Neck and Neck > Determined Descent right? At least she'll always give herself Head-On.Wedding's growths are worse, though. Not having 15% Power sucks. Hmm.
>>577108765Would you rather lose to some ace that was greedy and cheated on stamina
>>577109117Dober would call you an idiot whore manslut for even entertaining the thought, then masturbate using the corner of your desk the moment you left your office
>>577108914You'll make it bro. I also did a shitty ace and two autotrained debuffers and got 4/5 my first ticket.
my trainee won't stop asking me to breed her. what does she mean by this?
>>577109026Is that the actual number of 6 greens Rickey? Not as strong as I thought ngl
coporno lickey
>>577109406>masturbate using the corner of your deskThis doesn't sound pleasant
are we all in A finals?
>>577109547A Finals (Open League)
>>577109545I've seen it manga, so it has to be
>my trainer is an alcoholic who fails to show up every other day to train me
>>577109117>feminazi
>>577109547Somehow, yes.
>>577109518I mean Mihono Bourbon is where she is off of escape artist and a 0.35 velocity.Rickey has the same thing but 0.4 and no conditions, with chance of speed carryover, and a free extra 120 late race speed.Most frontrunners don't do anything amazingly new besides have just enough mid race velocity to beat out the last one.
I hate Oguri Capwhy did they create Oguri Cap?and then why did they make an even better Oguri Cap right after
>>577109640Is your trainer my dad?
>My Trainer lost the game
>>577109117Dober MARRIAGE
I love Oguri CapI love there's more than one Oguri CapI hope that Oguri Cap is the first uma to get a 4th version
>>577109704she's peak i'm afraid....
So is cheer Halo's inherit good for cm18? I still don't know why people said it's only good for shorter tracks...
>>577109930bad>it's only good for shorter tracks...acceleration on final straight
Heh
Which Fuji Kiseki is better for CM18?
>>577109972So it's only good for tracks where the late race starts way after the final corner? ... Is it only good for the niigata 1000?
>5 late starts in first 10thats always fun..
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/dg5sC0>https://jiggie.fun/dg5sC0https://jiggie.fun/dg5sC0>https://jiggie.fun/dg5sC0https://jiggie.fun/dg5sC0
>catching up on some career stories>Inari's trainer gets invited to americascary, imagine what a pack of wild american mob umas would do to a poor innocent japanese trainer
>>577110061It's good for CM21
her name is Hatsu
I'm still pretty sure the original idea was to have Copano Rickey assemble eight greens for the maximum effect of her unique but they thought that was too much to ask
>enter day 2>win rate goes UPThe power of being soulless as fuck
>>5771102088 greens sounds kino ngl
>>577110175wasn't the brokie originally named Kino or somthing?
sigh, cy loves to troll my ass.>2/5>2 losses were late starts and bad mood>2/5>2 losses were late starts and bad moodCouldn't just give me one more win so i could stop caring for this cm..
DanchouDid I do good?
>>577110312
>>577110226its day 3 for one, and for 2 you have some insane matchmaking luck winning as UF xog. I just had sweaty xogs and rickys in every single match (not that a single ricky won, kek)
umas that would give you a fist bump after sex?
>>577110334I legit can't do itJust came back and have NO ONE with the right dirt distances built or the right stats even for unranked.
>>577110456Transcend
Should I do triple ends or triple fronts for cm18....
This is the retard currently destroying you in CM btw
>>577110432ah, yeah, I wasn't totally off the mark. thanks.
Medium S is powerful huh...
umanko doesn't exist and soon enough neither will i
>>577110456Vodka 100%
>>577110061Niigata 1000 doesn't even have a final straight because final straight skills are all coded as "straight after the final corner"
>>577109137S O O N
>>577110432kino
>>577110456Brian
>STILL saw a few independent learners>meaning they WON their round 1 matchesIt's gonna be hard to take CM doomposting seriously anymore when global is the most casual server ever
>>577107513I do like the visualization of "out of stamina" = "drowning"
My friend to A finals with his clanker auto umas... He luckshitted and went 4-1-1-2
>>577110546All distance S is mandatory nowI used to argue vs sprint/mile S, but in this scenario when speed is basically 40% of your entire stat budget, it is zero-argument mandatory now
>>577110561Do you exist?
>>577110698They use way more the whole "my legs feel so heavy". Except with Dicta, she didn't run out of gas, she was running out of blood.
>>577110061It's better than spurt next CM, but the existence of Flash Forward just blows everything out of water for backliner accel
>>577107567I don't listen to the cow anymore when he gets corrected mid explanation by his editor
>>577110090They'll steal his stuff, all umas are black in USA
>>577110767I keep losing by a small margin, and think if I had a good Ace with Medium S I could've been winning more often.
>>577110784only sometimes
My Oguri lost to clanker Umas. In fact she lost 8 times today, refusing to activate her special skill or getting boxed.
>>577110449>you have some insane matchmaking luck winning as UF xoguhhhNTA but is a UF xog supposed to be bad?
Which one are you guys?I'm literally Falco
>>577106439Goyim look at this and go "erm...subhuman!!! uncomfy!!!!! Ermmm...!!!!"I guess there's no changing what makes goyim truly goy
>>577111072I'm agnes
>>577111072
>>577111072https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11964752
>>577111056not exactly bad, its just A round is filled with high UG xogs. I'm guessing they were only posting their round 1/2 results
>>577109117“Honestly, Dober, once you graduate, I think I’ll settle down and start a family. I’ve been seeing this girl lately after work and I really think there’s something there. I think the two of you would actually get along too!”
what has that whore Curren been teaching Yukino...
>>577111223isn't... UF way bigger than UG?
>>577110907Same, I always had my eye rolling everytime he spergs about hating uma and doing it just for the money. Then I just stop believing shit he says when his editor had to correct him 90% of the time
>>577111078you are not jewish stop pretending, you are indian
>>577111285nothing...
>>577111392You can't visualize apples in your head, shut the fuck upRelinquish language, you don't deserve it
>>577110907>>577111359Why do you guys watch a youtuber who is not only shit at a game, but doesn't even like it? like that's even worse than watching a vtuber at that point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqMIRalSAVQ
ogurin...
>>577110613Nooo the retards said Japanese server is more casual because they don't have foresight!!
>>577111482you are brown and have room temperature IQ
what does session verification error mean
>>577111285>what has that whore Curren been teaching Yukino...how to be honest about your feelings
>>577110969>if>but never is
>>577111607The Cygames agent watching you press buttons in the silly horse game fell asleep
>>577111607Add your email
>if nishino flower was horse sized she would tower over youstill kinda crazy tracen saw a child and was like "yeah we should let her race"
>>577111632
8 and we get hammered with Light Hello tonight!Anything else and we drink alone…
>>577111607I just don't know Doto-san
>>577111515>>577110613I'd be willing to believe that those are people who already qualified for the next round but are throwing their matches to let more people through the gates.You guys are autistic enough to be using external tools for mock CM races, which I'd generally never seen on the JP side since in-game rooms are usually filled by our autists anyway for team testing.
>>577111607dw about it
>>577111607Someone logged in your account in another system...
I'm so close to making an SS uma on manual GL. I've almost cracked the code
>>577110780my POV
>>577111483it's always better regardless to see "good" and "bad" opinions
>>577111745>I'd be willing to believe that those are people who already qualified for the next round but are throwing their matches to let more people through the gates.We have SEVENTEEN CMs previously that prove you wrong.You typed all of that with overwhelming evidence immediately proving you wrong man, like 0 thought required there and you still blew it
>>577111720perfect NTR scenario for her to get raped on that bench by 3 hungry cocks while the idiot sleeps on the floor
>>577111720It's Monday though
>>577111720>weKill yourself, hagfag
I'll just drink water
>>577111787>gwo thinks he "mastered" the slot machine by pulling the lever "with knowledge"
>>577111941I think you should drink your vegetables.
>>577111832I was giving you the benefit of the doubt just to make you feel better about your server.
>>577111852>Cuckqueen
>>577111607i figured it outit meant that my torrents were eating too much of my internet
wow....haha
life is already depressing as fuck and more and more people enter late adulthood without the touch of a womanwhy would you comission or draw cuck porn on top of that man, like even the "funny" ones just make me sad
>>577112137What are you torrenting doto
>>577112143>NTR
>both soulless cunts bring medium S XOguris and 2 doms>Digitan still puts them in their placeFuck is there any better feeling? I'm on cloud nine right now
>>577112190He's pro-piracy
>>577112027yeah, I think if I use the parents I have in mind and use more support cards with friendship bonus and mood effect then I'll get SS. My last S+ was maybe 100 pts shy
>start auto training>chibi pops up>switch app to timer to start timer>50 minutes later timer rings>switch back to uma>50 minute timer just startsWhat the fuck causes this to happen? It usually is fine. I guess I'll just wait until the timer always pops up in game?
why do people act like digitan is badsure xog is better but she's still pretty strong and easy to build
Creeeeek come play goo goo babies in the Stamina facility during the Finale or Summer turns pleeeeease I have 50-65% Friendship Bonus for yoooooooouuuuuu
>>577112190juvenile fillies
>>577112173>ignoring the forced yuri
>>577112173>why would you draw a clown, the clown is suffering
>>577112027bakushin masturbating torena...
>>577112351Who thinks this?
>>577112196Topro really really really really really really really hateeeees sharing her trainer
>>577112351I don't think anyone thinks she is bad.
>>577112378doto-san what the fuck
>>577112190Boku no pico
>>577111072Prove it
>>577112143TL?
>zey are running ze douvle debuffer?>dump ze ace's moodMy first time running ace+2 dominators and I swear my ace was bad mood 80% of the races, still went 12/20 without having a Zog or Copa tho
>>577112531>large foreheadShe deserve to get cheated
filly on my willy
I LOVE OLDER WOMEN
>3-2-2-1group A secured
>>577112049On the topic of cucks I just wanna say its rather alarming how there are people coming out of the woodworks that are against "cuckshaming" and getting upset when you think they're weird as fuck. These people are subhuman and disgust me.
>>577112756Kill yourself
>>577112756Marusexy!
>>577112753kek
>>577112742Literally designed to be kissed by trainer
>>577112173i am a fat, bald, swarthy landlord with an unusual dick and balls. i enjoy seeing myself in japanese pornography.
>>577110767it really isn't mandatory or even close to it, but it does represent an advantage that costs you nothing but time.
>>577112795Well the important thing is that you have one more topic to complain about in places where that topic is not relevant.
>make dirt summer goldshi for the lols>ends up being the top runneryeah fuckin whatever goldshi game and all that
>>577112756BASED
>>577112795Why are people cuckshaming, its the opportunity for you to become the bull. That is absolutely retarded
>>577112985
>>577112876Kiss your uma!
>>577113091Open league is SOVL
Smart Falcon's conflict later on in her career story is that she lost sight of what she truly wanted by becoming a numberfag.
>>577113150Because they're in the cuckcloset and haven't come out yet
There will be buhi intentionally jobbing round2 to secure B Finals win concertand you will be in their room
>>577111412Stego cute.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11968787
>>577113212>become a numberfag>win all your racesWhat did they mean by this?
>Let AI train>Qualify for A finalsMaybe I should just play full auto the entire time except for clearing objectives>>577112389I like these 2 (latesurgers ?)
>>577113150Seriously, same with mistreating gay men and driving them to stay in the closet and marry women. The only good shaming is fatshaming
>>577112173I just watch japanese vtubers do GFE ASMR and it seems to provide a buffer to my mental health whenever I see yuri or cuck shit
>>577113186>t.Maya
>first CM where I don't have to worry about stamina finally>now forced to use a power card....
>>577113212Of course the idol idol uma would become a numberfaggot
>>577113150Ignoring NTR/Cuckoldry entirely > passively hating NTR > being into NTR as the cuck > actively hating NTR (going on "crusades" against it) > being into NTR as the one being stolen (???) > being into NTR as the bullEven in your power fantasy you're still basing your value on taking away from others or being able to, instead of having value by yourself.
Am I safe to transfer any umas that have less than 10 whites
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=4ztsWOYCoAqf1OxUzgjPdaccMy favorite race of the day (look at the winner's stats)
>>577113150>90% of NTR doujin pages focus on the cuck being miserable/broken>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SELF INSERT AS THE BULL
>>577113634what no xog lucky pace does that a mf
>>577113616Slut umas...
>>5771117207 and I get drunk with tazuna instead
>>577113730>90% of NTR doujin pages focus on the cuck being miserable/brokenAre you speaking from experience
>>577113730Falco just need a bull in her life, since she's not assertive and torena is dense
>>577113730Why does Smart Falcon want to kill 7 billion people?
>the most replied to post ITT is the one saying "I don't like NTR doujins"Yeah nuke this fucking thread, every thread, board, general, twitter group, discord channel, and subreddit is better
rape is funny
>>577113616>>577113891>aislop
>get caught by 2nd XOguri>What Come May firesIf losing, win moment
orfevre would be into face sitting and refer to ur face as her throne
>>577114042She no liek
Get fucked medium s oguri niggers riku is medium a btw cause I coudnt bother
uh I think Long Shot might not be proccing very often...
>>577113634On paper that maya should have won
>>577114052>come to brown website>complain that browns are being brownmaybe you should never visit india?
>unironic cuck hoursYeah, I'm just gonna go to sleep
>>577114128https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11942587
Seiunbros, how do you keep your trainee from chain-smoking?
>>577114249>brown websiteSince when
>>577114290I am the futa
>>577114271>>577114052What's up with liberal white beta-males and starting posts with "Yeah"?
>>577114128The technical term is queening, but we can call it tyranting
NTR is gayoutright rape is way betterdober rape
>>577112173You do know what a fetish is right?
>>577114375Yeah
>>577108943I wish my trainee grabbed me like this
>>577114407What if I happen to rape the girl in front of the guy, then they contact me to fuck her again with his knowledge?
>>577108943it bothers me that Still in Love is flatI could see why 60% of fanart accidentally gives her huge tits, flat just doesn't suit her vibe at all
>>577114571It's empty because you have to make them grow big
>>577114356Since the hack brother, the mods don't give a shit anymore and browness runs rampant on every board, welcome to 2026 4chink
fat
>>577114571the fact that she's a tiny sized uma surprised me
>>577114659what an odd world that /vt/ of all places is what finally exposed the moderation and made them throw the towel, fucking vtubers man
The problem with NTR is that there's too many flavors. I can enjoy some of them, but I hate others, so I can't in good faith support an NTR artist. Because one day, they'll be drawing something I like, like a guy finding a video of a girl he cares about but isn't even remotely in a relationship with. That's fun. But then the next day, they're drawing erogaki stuff. I don't get that. If you came home and your girlfriend was just fucking some big dicked shota, wouldn't the logical response be to just rape the shota? But they never do that. I would consider that to be a severe oversight.
>>577114732She is?
>>577113493Just get leap forward and use On your Left bwo
I HATE NARITA TOP ROAD
>>577114754Where is the Teio image.Where are you hiding it.
>>577114571>>577114636>>577114732Idea:SiL is flat, but becomes busty while in her possessed state
>Had MLB NN>No CB witShould I bother with end closer next CM? How important is Daring strike?
>>577114754>If you came home and your girlfriend was just fucking some big dicked shota, wouldn't the logical response be to just rape the shota?W-What?
The uma agenda will be the downfall of the human raceUmas will over breed human females and umas will take over the worldElfen Lied told us this would happen.
>>577114248Not having an ult is a hell of a debuff. Sorry Mayacchi.
>>577114831
>>577114953The only real EC will be Xoguri and the madmen that want to gamble on Taishin
The epitome of sovl>my 900 stam xog still died at the end due to 5x murmursThis shit is scary
>>577114754Fucking Rickeyfags
>>577114042They didn't join Project Umadol
>>577114340oral sex
>>577113354Karyl my love
>>577107567>which is essentially angling and scheming conditions for medium/long only.So is this the best complementary inherit for angling/victory cheer? Should I use it over barcarole or midrace inherit like cacao?
>>577113634hakuraku seems cool, too bad it's way too annoying to install and on a fucking github page
>>577114754You're thinking too much when you should just close the tab and delete from search history when you see porn that's not of your taste
>>577115067>blast isnt even real yet>feno is like 100 years from now
>>577114523That sounds stupid as hell, just have sex with the girl and not include/introduce a 3rd party whatsoever. This is still something doujinshi artists need to learn instead they waste their time and ink on this unnecessary bullshit.
>>577114815lmao brown hate
>>577115062>UF>epitome of pigging out
>>577115202I held off until I had a race I absolutely had to parse because the results seemed unbelievable. It wasn't that bad but I feel ya
>>577114523the only good ntr is rntr where you wife has to see you fug her sister or something
>>577115308That's literally part of the fetish, they add it because it gives them money to pay their landlordsStill a better alternative to become a nip wagie
>>577114959I don't want to do it, but it's the only play in that scenario that makes sense. You're still the only person in the room who has any testosterone in his body, so who's gonna stop you? Second, what's the shota gonna do, tell someone? Third, your girlfriend is already a criminal, so not only can she not tell anyone, but by making yourself an accomplice, you've actually locked in and strengthened your relationship even if your dick is still small. QED.>>577115258I already bought the fanbox, so I still have to cum a few times to get my money's worth.
>>577114974>Elfen LiedWhat was it about again? All I remember is that the pink haired ladies were not to be trifled with especially the handicapped one
>>577106282Pearl is my oshi.
>>577115389All NTR is good NTR for meBecause I'm the one provoking the NTR
>>577115345UF is easy to get
For meit's gold Risky Business
>>577115192Midrace is probably more important. The extra accel is a good cherry on top, but if you're not getting angling, you're losing. However, if you have a better primary acceleration, like red maruzensky on tokyo 2000/2400, yeah you can forgo some midrace for current speed and the tiny bit of extra accel.
this is an evil thread
>>577115469Basically demons convincing human males to fuck themThey give birth to more demon femalesDemon take over the worldAlso incest(the cousin was pretty hot too)
>>577115572>/uma/ calls @VF brownZamn @VF looks like THAT
>>577115469Imagine the migrant crisis, but instead of a potential terrorist it's a cute girl with horns, and instead of suicide bombing it's magic invisible hands
For meit's Risky Business (exhibitionist play)
Just a few more days until she comes home...
>>577115683This was the anime that convinced me manga is the better medium, they had to cut so much from the source material
>>577115062>Sovl>3 christmas oguri
>>577115636nuh uh
>>577115469>Elfen LiedSome elves lied about something idk
>>577115572>cuckshit>vfags>>>/r/eddit
>>577106282I have no carats
Guys, comiket is upon us. You know what what means? New uma doujins!
>>577115924>This literally happened in the mangaOH MY GOD HOW DID I MISS IT
>>577115840Laurel and Laurelposters owe me.. something.I'm not sure what it is yet, but I know it is something substantial
>>577116015>New uma doujins>it's all yuri and NTRFuck off
>>577116015anon...
Fuku owes me her seifuku
Nishinooooooooooo!
jobber hoursqueue now
>>577116015newcutie...
>>577116163>>577116165S-Surely most of them would be of umas with their trainer
>>577115192For Barcarole vs Lavish Feast, the longer a track gets and later the corner is from the late race, the more the velocity beats out the acceleration. On mediums you want feast more, and on longs you want barcarole more.
>>577107513The way Yutaka talks about him, Creek does sound like an unusually clever horse.
>>577116015Well, I suppose there might be some non erotic Umamusume doujins at comiket, but somehow I doubt that's what you meant.
>>577116254>ugly boyuma
>>577107513Creek? A mother?AUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH
>>577107432Brown sex...
>>577116370*stabs you*
>>577116336>>577116254ugly pinecone
>>577115469Literally all I remember about it is that a cat dies.
i want rice shower to stab me
>>5771163707 and I rape you in front of Fuku
I curse Krishna, Vishnu, and whatever shit god that the cucktard worships.Your gods are fags just like you for reading cuckoldry manga.
>>577108394She is good on sprint and miles. Her evo skills make her golds work on both distances.you should only dick pull umas anyway
>>577107587My trainee told me to go away but then got mad when I tried to leave
>>5771165194 and Fuku rapes me in front of you
ONENOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>577114792Yeah she's like 153cm
>>577116608TWODRINKING UMA PEE
>>577116545>posting Cuckgo
When is the next instance they'll increase the borrow count?
>>577115683>demons convincing human males to fuck them >They give birth to more demon females >Demon take over the world Oh.. I don't remember that.. I just remember the merc, the fight scenes, and the main girl being a tard but occasionally switching personalities and decimating someone. Did them taking over the world turn out to be a good thing or..>>577115691>magic invisible handsI do remember that. Those actually creeped me out quite a bit>>577115924Thank you jordan
I really want to commission porn of my wife but I can't find an artist
How many stamina card do I need for 1.2k with clanker?
Fast Learner feels mandatory now, I'm missing out on so many skills without it
>>577116015
>>577116492
orenji
>>577116370You should be ashamed of yourself. 7 and you delete this post.
>>5771168093 stam + Riko/another stam + stam growth uma
what do the "ignited spirit" skills do in non-team races, do they just use the uma's career team stats, or are they useless and I've just been wasting points
>>577116492>>577116861cute
>>577116745>Did them taking over the world turn out to be a good thing or..They fuck until all humans have been bred out. The elfens lied and only produce female elfens and just breed out humans.Almost like Saya no Uta where Saya spreads her hamburger monster spores and turns the world into hamburger monsters.
>>577116897ok :(>>577116370
>>577116897based
>be a cynical dude at work who rarely smiles >smile while reading the thread (it’s funny)>coworkers think I’m talking with a girl lol>>577116776Use pixiv request or skeb. You can find JP artists on Twitter and decide what style you like and see their account whether they do commissions. They’ll either have their skeb link on their bio or have it pinned. Don’t go to Twitter artists that don’t do shit using a third party website (like vgen). It’s a coin toss of them ghosting you or take several months to give you something, unlike vgen, skeb or pixiv request which give a hard deadline that, if they go pass, you get your money back automatically
>>5771170837 and you can kill yourself while thinking of Matikanefukukitaru.4 and you can kill me, if you can find me.
*cuts in front of your lane*
>>577117183>the thread (it’s funny)This does not speak well of you.
By the way, I translated and typeset kumiyabe's flower doujin for my own enjoyment the other day. You can have it if you want.https://litter.catbox.moe/loe0cspi1nka646m.zip
>>577117226
>>577116969Fugg. Hey that'd be a pretty nice life though huh? I wouldn't mind having a demon wife who could kill me with ease at a moments notice with scary magic hands but doesn't and instead has seggs with me all the time
>>577117183>Use pixiv request or skeb. You can find JP artists on Twitter and decide what style you like and see their account whether they do commissionsBold of you to assume a Japanese artist would accept an Uma porn commission.
My daring gf and her dad!
>vs max out speed medium S xogs + double dominatorsGROUP B HERE I COME
>>577116897>>577117204
>>577117226This is your GOAT?? More like Digicheater.
I FUCKING KNEEL
Thoughts?
>>577117328It’s a coin toss if they’d accept or not. They can always private the art if they’re concerned…probably
>>577116745An extremely abridged version>they're murderous freaks>and that's bad>BUT the main girl who was a kind hearted retard and the lolis proved they can become le good>so some are against it and some are pro>BUT the ones that are pro mutant freaks more likely than not end up killed>in the end some survive and some not, some breed but there's still factions that want them dead>so the conflict of them needing to live or die arises but there's arguments for both sides, but logically the manga puts you on the side of exterminating themAlso I'd recommend reading but if you don't want to the biggest spoilers are>the main girl dies but basically reincarnates and it's cute and wholesome and the protag fucks his cousinAn oldie and a goodie
Matikanefkookytaru
Soulless or soulful?
>>577117204The hunt is on!
>>577116274Well, she does has a 20% wit gain after all.
>>577117447is this real?
>>577117535my genius mommy..
Stego is pretty hot when drawn with k cups
stop killing people with numbers
>better winrate in round 2Round 1 was just full of retard slow umas that blocks my uma
>>577115683Why were they naked again
BROOOOS
>>577117424She's just begging to be kissed
>>577117569>Cuckgo
>>577117447How is she gonna eat all dat
>>577117661
>>577117519>My oguri has lower win rate than a fucking clankerKilling myself
>>577117519>Oguri Grinch (as in Cringe)Immediately soulless
Either of these worth taking this CM?
>>577117678I need to fuck both of them
>>577117508Thanks. I never did read the manga but as one anon said the anime seemed to have left a lot out. Despite the spoiler I may give it a read anyways
>>577117806>fucking two boysFag
>>577117753>solid stepsdo you have at least 1k power or get there in good/great mood? yes, otherwise no.>muddynoppers, that's only soft and heavy ground, this CM is good ground.
>>577117576Sometimes I'm afraid that if I keep using the numbers for evil I may be spiritually punished...
>>577116492cute!
>>577116745The manga goes in an interesting direction where the tard is around for so long that she basically isn't a tard anymore and is an actual separate personality that is at odds with her original personality
>>5771175766 and you die
Whore
Stego cute.
Can I get a QRD on the Hayashi drama?Why did Allen poach him?
>>577118023You will be struck down for your evil ways in time...
>>5771180647 and I rape you
>Make a godly Oguri stat wise>Step away from computer at skill selection cuz family shit>Come back 30 minutes later>Forget where I'm at in terms of buying skills and check out>FORGOT MY THIRD STAMINA SKILLI didn't even want to participate in this CM anyways
4 and you all die tonight
>>577118117Hayashi had a crashout and left Bricked since he got 0 Marus in 400 pulls. Came back and saw /Uma/ Club was open and joined. Rejoined Bricked and became an officer since he is butt buddies with the current dancho.
I know I'm a piece of shit for using dominators, but it feels good to rape the hogs with murmurs
umasumi, seatards
>>577117447>OGURI IS FAT!!!!!! XDDDDhehehe gets me everytime
Thats it. 7 and no more numberposting for the rest of the thread.
>>5771183196 and Fuku lets me ejaculate on her butt
>>5771184147 8 9!?
>>577118310>no med sdoesn't matter anyway
>>577118105>womlat
6 or 7 and you all are gay
>>5771184417 did WHAT
>>577118507
Id stick a thumb in helios's asshole
>>577118364
>>577118364But I just got up?
>>577118507NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
is mr cb the uma good
Just beat a xog who was still 100%
>>577118469She is a womanlet not a wombat. And that's fine because it's cute.
>>577118686Your LLM needs more fine tuning
>>577118686Are they ever going to add some other Gold Clan grandkids to Uma? When we getting a Gold Ship kid?
>>577118669>built in enroaching shadow/spurt + uma stan + TTHShe's a retardedly strong end closer, she can't learn daring strike from her own wit card though
>>577110492View your conversations.
>>577118773No I just found it funny how badly he misspelled womanlet so I used something that had the same amount of characters with a similar amount of characters. Unfortunately there's nothing that starts with "wom" and ends with "at" except for wombat, at least to my knowledge.
>junior year going so good I got 6 songs with another queued>lose hopeful stakes and failed the fan count career goalFuuuuck
>>577118507Marriage and sex with the zoomer
>>577118686Midgets deserve the rope
you talk too much
>>577118961Always do the mile G1 first as a failsafe
>>577119001How could a rope make them taller?
>>577119009>raping the pedo
>>577119137DAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHBBYYYYYYYYY
>>577118961Rite of passage for all ogurifag here.Go for Asahi milr next time
>Win last race of ticket>Next ticket win, lose, wine, los, lose
>>577119137cuuuuute
>>577119124I'm saving the kids bwo
>>577118998
>>577118310>thirdYou need 4, and two of them have to be triple 7 and u=ma^2
>>577118961Why McQueen E was meme but not Oguri during URA/original JP?
If you do>Prudent Positioning>Ignited Wit>Shrewd StepPace chasers get groundwork + pd + dd without the need for 3 greens.
>>577119249
>>577119350You also wasted 320~400 SP on nothing if you drew inner gates
>>577119409now rub her forehead
>>577119378TAISHIN TESTOOOO
>Yeppers literally made for next CM>she is not top tier thereHow so
since wings and steel is wrapping up, whats the average number of bingo cards I should be aiming for during these type of events?
Shouldn't Daiwa be more Pon like her irl counterpart?
>>577118782tabaru has to win the larc first and he'll be instantly ported
>>577119335McQueen was probably just more popular that time
Which character banner is for me if I want an uma that wants to be bred by her male trainer?
>>577119335Several reasons>1. You can just run the G1 Mile for Oguri and she'll win or get top 3 at least 90% of the time>2. Oguri's unique is much stronger to help her clinch wins>3. Mackie's only option for the big fan pull at that point is doing Hopeful Stakes where she is more likely to lose than Oguri is
>>577119547This is rape
>>577119523
>>577119596Pon is a Mahjong call though?
>>577119580enough to get the f2p card maxed duh
>>577118364Bro it's only 9 pm
>>5771095475/20, I don't have high hopes for tomorrow
Need to rape scarlet
>>577106601>>577110226Wife
>>577119596they are actually making her dumber in the new jp events and wodka is getting cooler
>>57711958030+ now that there's auto
>>577119767NTA I need to get up in about 4 hoursUmasumi
>>577119784In my eyes yer a champ
>>577119784i trust you will get in
>>577119825I need her to look at my penis like that.
>>577119784Gwo... even LightBirb gave up on Tickezo
Bourbon is only a B86, how the fuck does her valentine alt look bigger than SMaru?
>>577119580There are only two thresholds that matter: the first several bingo cards to fully unlock all the main non-repeating prizes provided by the scenario, and (if you REALLY care) the next several hundred that you'll need to reach your 777th bingo card, which will have seven rainbow crystal shards as its special prize. Normally to get that far you have to spend about 80% of the resources that the shards are worth so it's not worth it, but do it if you really want.
forever my kingu
>>577120132The clothes make the boobs
>>577120156Shouldn't even be counted as part of the Golden Gen. Entirely worthless.
so how was day 2 in group A? I saw a lot of stinky nature and double dom comps running around. i got a respectable 15/20 races won, all of which I lost to lucky pace xogs.
>>577120132guy who did the in-game models and the guy who decided everyone's three sizes are not working in unison
>>577119615tabaru is already a guarantee. at this point he's practically an idol horse, and he's joined at the hip with croix du nord.
>>577119632As long as is in missionary position.
>>577119571Also Hit me up on Yeppers pls Can i use her as parent? Is her skill good as parent? Where i can use her? Is she even good?
>>577120309Standard Japanese game developer behavior unfortunately
>>577109547I am, went 4/3/1/1, strong start but then a mix of whiffing hog ult, stronger opponents and Mack losing a lot of position keeps, but Mack still got 2 wins on her today which was nice, no clutch from Brickey today. One funny loss against a clanker hog but one wholesome loss against a well-built non-clanker Gold City. >>577119784I believe in you BNWbwo.
>>577120295I bullshitted my way into A finals with a xog I made this morning.
How are people getting big falcons? are they buffering her turf and doing better races for fans?
cheval is the biggest of the halwa sweet sisters and yet she's a size smaller than both verxina and vivlos in the school uniform.
Gold wife
lmao
cmon I need to go to bed
As a newcutie i'm really proud of myselft getting into A league final roundNow i need to win once to get some rewards right?
>>577120351Her ult is like a weaker triumpulse so she's not a good parent. The only thing I see good about yeppers is she a good dirt slave looper
>>577120295What was your team
>>577120672>a weaker triumpulse>weaker best skill in the gameIf i dont have triumpulse can i use her though?Damn i got her yesterday and i dont someone even talking about her as good or her evolves...
>>577120705the cancer meta team ofc
>>577120639Getting in into finals gets you most of the rewards, moreso for A finals. You already won so to speak
>>577120639>getting into A league final roundDid you mean group A finals? If so that's more than impressive for a newcutie>>577120768Triumpulse inherit gives 0.25 speed, yeppers is only 0.15 so it's just a homestretch haste. Triumpulse is like racing spirit stam
>>577119879>>577119881>>577120380I did get Biwa at least one win, maybe it'll happen again
>>57712077315/20 is not respectable with that. No kissies
>>577120639If you're in finals, you're getting rewards whether you win or not. Did you make open A finals or graded A finals?
>>577120943>Did you mean group A finals? If so that's more than impressive for a newcutieYeeesss>>577120932Insane bwos cool>>577117661This is my screenshoot
>>577119632Ruby, Daiwa
>>577121089lucky pace xog is just a win condition 99% of the time unless they whiff their ult. i'm thinking of making a keen eye brickey just to deny pace promotion to xogs in the final round.
>four debuffers>three debuffers>four debuffers>two debuffers>four debuffersIs this what I get for being an honest and honorable player and not bringing my own debuffers? When will debuff skills ban come to global?
>>577121089you gonna eat that?
>>577120639>>577121148what everyone said, plus since a few CMs ago everyone who gets into A gets the gold, silver and bronze titles regardless if they get 1st, 2nd or 3rd, 1st place ofc gets platinum but overall if you're in it for the rewards A finals is already really good, congrats
>>577121148Congrats, I remembered answering your questions in the thread before
Tanuki HATE
>>577119310>>577118453The fact that you retards aren't even arguing with me on whether these stats are godly or not makes me even more pissed that I didn't get the third skill lol
>>577121352>UG8It's alright. Upper 25% roll.
It’s time for an Ayabe Ace this next CM!
>make xog because my front parents never came to me and want funds to get helios>lose all my 10 A races so farWell fuck me sideways with thirty old man penises what did I do wrong>hawk and thunderI literally had 0 other usable skills and my autism prevented me from having 300 unused spThe only unlisted skill there is u=ma
>>577121295I asking here gazilion of question here, but it's helping, much appreciated. idk how i can play this game without asking questions, game have tons of hidden shit Also lobbies i made showed me how to build my Rickey, my first Rickey had like 700 stam >>577121280That's insane tanooki bro
>>577121517guessing it's power and lack of head-on
>XOguri got promotedYESSSSSSSSSSS>see no Corner Recovery on first cornerNOOOOOOOOOO
>>577121148Good luck in A finals. Im happy with my B finals so far.
>>577121508Amiya...
>>577121517>hawk and thunderWhat skill is that? That sounds like a cool name for a skill.
>>577121517You're missing your 4th generic heal. Shake it out doesn't count as 4th heal
>>577121517>3 healslolAlso you've taken a bunch of shitty doodoo garbage skills and every other xog is optimized and has 2 debuffer cheerleaders. Good luck.
>>577121624Rude
>>577121497I could've gotten 1200+ pow/wit and left my stam at C+ and gotten UF2 if it pleases you
>>577121517hawk and thunder literally do nothing. also where is your corner/straightaway recovery?
>>577121725Donkeymiya
>>577121613How dare you talk to him you lowly B-class torena
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>577121508Thanks for letting us know V
>>577121613
>>577121628Hawkeye and Thunderbolt stepAnd yeah sounds like some yugioh card>>577121668>>577121678The hidden skill is u=ma thoughWhat skill from there should I avoid and which ones should I actively seek?>>577121756Ask her parents, Kita and Creek who fucked off and never appeared just like real life
feng shui isn't real
>>577119571Too many strong options
>>577105973cuties
>>577121889Check the timing of shake it out and come back here.
>>577121801no classism in /uma/!
>>577121941Us?
>>577121906True! Tarutitties show 'em
>>577117293Super Creek has been disqualified... from leaving my bed!
>>577122021us.
>>577122032jesus christ
>>577121148congrats anon, getting to A finals is always the best result, but if you get platinum make sure to brag about it here
>>577121906No matter how many times she flashes her big lovely bouncy boobs at me I will continue to believe in feng shui and Rickey.
>>577121801Shut up retard. I talk to whomst I want.
>>577122143I see
>>577122032teenagers shouldn't be this stupidly hot
>>577122032brb moving to hokkaido
>>577121889Shake it out is THH for late-race. Unless you're late gambling, odds are it's never getting a good proc
>>577121889Xoguri needs 3 heals to proc her ult before late race starts and she already got 2 heals built in (gourmand + triple 7s). You got uma2 for the 3rd heal which is also the activation skill along wtih triple 7s (they 'stack' with each other). Now you need to find a 4th heal to increase the odds of you hitting 3 out of 4 heals. Your 4th heal can be corner/straight recovery or soft step. Preferred position and stamina is spare is usable but risky. Shake it out only acts like a backup because it procs after late race so it doesn't count as 4th heal
>>577121801FineMo would never say this
>>577122247
wahey
>>577121867Fuku cute
>>577122226wino auntgetting drunk and getting flirty and touchy with her nephews
I only just got off work. Gonna do my dirt cup rounds now.
>>577122386Is this the kind of hints they give when they're supports? I thought her wit card didn't give any hintsShe must be tired
B finalists don't have human rights
>>577122386yeah
>>577121517This is why Looping is important
>>577122494It's still acceptable for newcuties to get B finalist, even more so than open league newcuties. Old players as B finalists though...
>>577122143Then I want to be Mirako...
>This is why Looping is important
>>577122567>0 good parents at all>can't loop, can't make aces, can't make parents
>>577122427Morning
>>577122631Start somewhere anon.
>>577122684Oh yes, I should start wanting more parents and they'll come to me magically!I should use luck amulets and pray to my furniture so my chakras will align for it to happen!
Metasisters..
Sex with Cafe
>>577122631do gold ship careers in unity boom now you're starting your uma stan nimble nav loop
>>577122489YEAAAAH I'm goin' to the finalsssss
>>577122475She may be an aunt, but also my wife. So she only umaypoi with me.
>>577122752borrow an uber parent and start looping URA on auto instead of complaining here, moron
I'll forgive umama if he dresses up as an uma and posts it here
>>577122752retard
>>577122662good morningu
>>577122752parentlet melty
>>577122816What you think I've been doing all this time with 0 parents to show jackass>>577122835Troon
>>577122897hope your white sparks are complete shit the rest of the week too
This clanker got into A final
>>577122897Holy shit, you are the biggest moron here. Use your subpar parents to make a slightly less shit parent and keep cycling.
>5 win finish with clankersopen league is the best
>>577122990Grim....
>>577122990there is a chance someone here will lose A finals to this
what would you do in this situation
>Umama wakes up and thread goes to shit right away
>>577122978Nothing new>>577123023>literally said I'm doing that in the post he's quotingNice education system
>>577123169Press skip button
uh oh schizo meltythe thread was fine until you started namedropping on a anonymous boardretard kys
I want Dantsu Flame's tits
>>577123169I debuff his stam with my neicha and creek and kill his ace
>>577122794OOOOOO a finalssssss. Off the first ticket too. Unheard of given my laziness.
>On next mile cm you need a lot of power>so getting S Turf is better than getting S mile? inb4 get both
my dirt b powerlet shichi has more wins than my ace digitan...
>>577122990post deck
>>577123169
can the next baker update the op because I see the fatty who baked this thread didn't bother to do that
>>577123265Shichi was made for the dirt
>>577123265It's over.
>>577123263has there ever been a cm where turf s was more important than distance s?
>>577123169be happy I'm running into that during Round 2 and see it as less of a chance to meet something similar in finals. That or hope another guy bought murmurs.
>>577118310Nice numbers anon but aside that you're only considering 3 heal skills lol, yours is worse because Medium A
>>577123259>>577122794Well done bwo
>>577123335i'm not forgiving that bitch if she takes away digitan's no.3 spot during ms. victoria
>>577123265Shichi is a mudshark, it makes sense. Digitan deserves better
>>577123368The first Sprint CM
>>577122990Power and wit don't scale too much this cm. Guts is useless as always. Stam is just enough. Auto likes speed a lot so capping is easy and it often gives like 400 more sp than manual runs.It's the perfect auto cm
>>577123259
What happens if you run red Teio and Falco and they both ult?
160 more speed isn't that much
>>577122990>Clanker>UG
Lucky Lilac on her retirement race at the Arima Kinen
>>577121250I came prepared for with 2 gold recoveries on my ace, but I would suck Tazuna's cock for a full entry with no Hogs
>>577123826>f*taI would never
>>577121250Build three aces that can tank 3+ murmurs apiece. It's your only chance. Next CM you won't have any options though. It'll be all speed debuffs.
>>577123654What are you talking about? Autotrain loves random shitty welfare SSRs.
DAMMITShe's just not quite strong enough to beat Oguri...And when she is, Inari One sneaks up from behind to take it.
>>577123826If I had to pick between removing xog and removing debuffers I'd pick removing debuffers
>>577118686tabaru when, who even is the quintessential gorshiling at this point?
>>577123948>Piggy still trying to gaslight anons here
>>577123876What if she let you also lick her pussy after the blowjob?>>577123990I'd take Hog and it's not close. Debuffers are only a problem because of her.
please be nice, no gaslighting
>>577123972Medium A is probably killing her.I respect the grind to get super tits a win though....
Running my oshi as a debuffer while using the completionist title
>>577123694fat
please be villains, keep gaslighting
>>577123990this is the right answer>>577124074no thanks, I'm gay
For every debuffers you fuckers bring, I'll make it personal so that you will have to spark the next Uma you're pulling.
>>577124078I'm always nice
THAT'S ITFUCK EVERYONENEXT CM I'LL PLAY 3 FUCKING DEBUFFERS IF I CAN'T WIN I'LL MAKE YOU FUCKING LOSE
>>577124242based
>>577124217I know you are, thank you
>>577124217You're not nice, you're Fine
>>577105973Wtf Global needs this skill description QoL and skill recommendation for specific track in GlobalFuck game(((TORAH)))https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FfsgqyTj4ZI?feature=share
I have gotten multiple 3* wit sparks from the bot but not a single 3* stam or 3* power.
>Play RE@R instead of make attempts at a last minute ace>Keep dying because Claire's handgun is shit>Item routing plan is fucked up because the Waiting Room safe had a part for the SMG for some reason>S Rank is dead before I even reach G1At least I can use the save to practice her version of the fight I guess. Should I be doing B route on her? I can't remember if the army revolver is good.
i'm ready to complete my dream team next next month
>>577124323Intelligent Avian
I want to give my uma rubshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_m14DWq_Y
>https://x.com/o_ruma_cos/status/2085710157380812882wow, he's good
>>577109151>get fast learner for once>mile S>resultStats aren't as good but the sheer amount of skills and green skills certainly make up for them.Kitasan didn't finish either but she never does.
>>577124371
wise owl
But didnt Cygames just ban debuffs for select CMs. As a whole debuffs continue to be a thing.
>>577124242Don't do it next CM, wait for the long.
>>577124242Based, next CM people will be playing with 400-600 stamina like retards that they are. A debuff or two will kill these minmaxxer tryhards
Every CM starts feels nice, because it means I can remove all my non-mutuals and free up everything for the next one.
I have seen more dirt McQueens than Yeppers.
Cerebral SwanIntellectual HawkAstute EagleSage SparrowCunning Crow
>>577124723MANY are saying this!
>>577124539It looks like cancer so might as wellAnd next fucking medium too
>>577123654just keep clanking bwosomething will come out eventually
>>577123694I wish her luck
Maybe I'm not as good at this game as I thought
>>577124915based ethical user>inb4 debuffersno no NO anon please!!! don't tell me...
When is the Ruby card coming so I can finally start making my aces
>>577124723Dumb Orb
I run falcon instead of xog for the last ticket and she actually won once. Crazy result because I saw zero falcons winning against me
>>577125003this artist's umas look so squishy
>>577124971I have 3 total umas that could even remotely be used as an ace this cm and I dont give a fuck about Pasa or Taiki. So yes, my stam debuffers are in the back.
>>577124723>>577124758DUMB DUCKRETARDED ROBINSTUPID STORKMORONIC MOCKINGBIRD
> Testing decks for next CM> S Mile S TurfGuess this is my ace now
>>577125073>So yes, my stam debuffers are in the back.
>>577125120>Firm Course Menaceshit's sake, again?
post something sleepy
more like Dumb PidgeonStupid GooseRetarded PenguinBrainless TitDaft Dodo
I have something to tell you but it can wait
>>577125119she WOULD say this
>>577125236Are you dating Umama
>>577125191
CLANKERS ARE TAKING OUR JOBShttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/sbxHu4Wkd0I
>>577125190Don't correct himLet's just pray we get someone like him as our finals opponents
>>577124410SGolshi for gamblemaxxing
>>577124723>>577125003>>577125214More like Intelligent This Horse Won 23 times out of 34 starts including 5 G1s Bird
>>577125190>>577125358The fuck are you retards talking about Thats for the next CMI swear /uma/ gaslights too much they come super retarded
what should I replace my nishino SR power with? its good but its not great (jI have most cards) (for an oguri) (autorun)
somehow my xog is just losing midrace every time and often to inferior xogs. I hate this game.
>>577125190>>577125358Ye of little faithThe actual real problem with that Taiki is that it's not end Xoguri
>>577125120Congrats on your easy plat KING
>>577125543Which running style are you targetting?
ummm based?
>>577125491That's twice as many wins as Currenchan!
>>577125672Pace, I wanna try and make some pace parents/grandparents/greatgrandparents
>>577123318I'm selfishly samefagging and asking the baker to fix the opalso>08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Wet/2000>Current CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000mI'd have fixed it myself but I am on a phone at work
>>577125236I'll be waiting, then.
>>577125720yes(a rank finals)
>>577125771Yaeno Muteki, Daiwa Scarlet, or Fine Mo
>>577125771Lysithea what the fuck are you doing here
First time I've distancing someone in A round. GL truly revives this game after MANT hell with all the casual slipping into A round 2.
>>577125771breeding lysithea
>>577125120Deck? How many speed card there?
YEAAAAAAAAA
>>577126078Kita, Tach, NTR, FM, Wit Nishino, LHPow sparks
>>577124915>losing to a clankerBwo...
>>577126097This is taking forever but at least I finally got one of these
>>577126339Mile will be such a crapshoot that clanker will have even more chance to sack (you).
>>577126339There was a huge wave of pace chasers ahead of my Oguri so she couldnt proc mpb. I dont think OYL triggered either.
>>577125120nice stamina gwo
Just brought 2 SSRs to a unity run and neither finished their chain. Incredible.
Does cheer king work next cup?
>>577126631Check back during CM21
>>577126413>Got a second oneUmazing
>>577125491not smart enough to run on turf though
>>577125867Yaeno maybe, the other two I dunno.. is it just head-on and uptempo?>>577125916>>577125965STOP TALKING ABOUT HER AND ANSWER ME
>>577126764absolutely BODIED that oji-san fleshlight KEK
Digidawg
>>577115184I DID IThttps://files.catbox.moe/guxuqf.mp4
>>577126989Look at those milkers!
Horrendous
>>577126989AI came a long way, but in motion this is still so uncanny
This is terrible feng shui
Not looking too good RIckeyfags
I told you feng shui is fucking retarded
Can this be the next OP please?
>just beat someone's 100% winrate xoguri from /uma/ clubSorry bwo kek
>>577126781Off the top of my head Fine has NN, Right, and Speed Star. Also PC corners I think? I don't actually train paces.
>>577127145Agreed. It's like... plastic. It's just weird.
>>577127314how do you know what their winrate was
>>577126989Most of the milk is still squirting out of her hand.
>>577127405you can check other people's WR%
>>577127281you're lucky for it to even have a different uma than topro or mirako
>>577127478obsessed
>>577127314Fatty NOOOO
>>577127493not really, just sick of the bad bakes on purpose
>>577127278cow
Getting 3* groundwork is impossible, even 2* is too hard...
>>577126989I look like this
>>577127639gotten it a couple times, but with the worst blues possible as you can imagine
>>577117742Brother, how? Are you running og on front or something? I ironically put mine on front and she won 1/5 wtf
>>577127639>3* groundworkWhat the fuck, how's CM3 anon
My trainee is adorable
I missed her
>>577127803Nobody asked
>>577127803Kitasan White
>>577127895She's so hot
>>577127960Okay what about Kitasan Brown
>>577128016improved
You gonna bake or what
>>577127895Kitasan BWC
Cute Cafe
>>577127771Doto is cute
>>577128016That guy should do more of this desu
>>577127895Would've been perfect if she had vaginas on her armpits.
>>577127895
>>577128119OPERA IS A VAMPIRE!?
I approve of this Kitaposting.
>>577127771your trainee is in danger!
>>577128167Yeah!>>577128216>OPERAbwo...
>>577127771She’s the best
7 and I rape Shiraoki 4 and I die tomorrow
>>577128296>needs two umas to pin her downshe really wanted teio to retire
I forgot to run triple crown for the secret event...
>>577128296"people" calling Doto evil are just projecting...
I guess I'll bake?
>>577128103Hmmm nyoppers
END OF THREADANYONE GOT A SWEEP TOSHO SSR FOR ME TO BORROW? I would rather an anon get my pointys
How do I convince Maruzensky to have sex with me?
If you don’t fight, you won’t survive
>schizo so defeated he is begging V to bake nowlove to see it
>>577128103if I was at home I would
Do I still want stam sparks for the mile CM? How much stamina do we need with 1600 speed?
>>577128632I'm aiming for 6-700. 3 speed cards with power bonus and 9/9* stam pwr
>>577128592can you like, maybe stopall I did is ask to fix the OP, I was gonna do it myself but unfortunately someone else bakes this thread exactly 750 postsI don't care about this weird drama
I will impregnate Machan multiple times, our children will be the biggest mark that she exists.
>>577128684what do I put next to current event when there's nothing going on, I'm new to this...
How do people identify schizo postsThey all just blend into the background to me
>>577128656I guess I'll go with 50/50 split too
>>577128749better be safe than sorry, ppl might bring murmurs too (lol)
the next OP should be something cute and flashy!
>>577128820Jordan cutely flashing her panties?
>>577128736nothing leave it blank
>>577128592Defending your boyfriendWholesome
Plain girls OP!
>>577128296Why is there a traffic light in the background?
>>577128736put the next one
Next OP should be cropped porn
I tried, please be nice>>577128920>>577128920>>577128920
Thighs op!
>>577128938Who's the one on the right?
>>577129034admire groove
>>577112779holding spe-chan's handcarrying the umbrella for spe-chanoffering spe-chan a hankie during lunchhaving a cold water bottle ready for when spe-chan finishes training
>>577115202>single fucking DLL you throw in the game folderKill yourself zoomer
