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>Anti-threadshitter filter list
https://clipb.in/hga6AdY

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032

>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcome
https://rentry.org/d5guide

>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guide
https://rentry.co/ergMMVW

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg

>The main information document for Elden Ring
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group/Multiplayer Password
erg

Touch bloodstain: >>577036193
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I don't get it
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first
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kek
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rett
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>Early bake so OP doesn't get vandalized again
>vandalizes the OP with a filter list
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>>577136839
>Anti-thread shitter filter list
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>>577136839
>>Anti-threadshitter filter list
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>>577137034
You lost
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>>577137245
what did i lose
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his duskbloods eeJsensus will save the erg
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>>577137274
The anti-filtering sentiment
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>>577137330
i'm on neither side, just keep it out of the OP
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>>577137347
or else what?
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577137045
least obvious samefag
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We're about eleven days away from the Duskbloods Closed Network Test.
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ceraeseyahweh
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>>577137398
or else i'll take it out of the OP?
make it a ritual post if you want
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>they're JUST filtering
poor newfags
how did you even use erg before 80% of the posts are garbage
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>>577137473
We'll see who's faster
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>>577137450
You gonna play?
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>>577137713
Maybe.
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>>577137486
I guess I just have a high tolerance for garbage.
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lfnrbfcm
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>>577137486
Using a pre-made filter list is retarded, if you're that sensitive just make your own list
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>>577137713
i'll only play if kreaziSULTAN and derrSHEIKH also play it
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>>577136839
>Anti-threadshitter filter list
thank you
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Sex with cc
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anti-threadshi'err aktion
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>playing flawless
>amerilards dissapear after depth 3
it was true
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>>577138656
She's the most popular egr girl. It won't be an easy task
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We shall fight on the beaches
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>>577138841
qrd?
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>>577139025
I do miss the fight clubs with /dseeJ/ on the radahn beach
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>>577139435
What about erg fight clubs in the colosseum?
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>>577140120
sovlless
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>>577140552
this isn't quick at all
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>>577140552
guau
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>>577140552
Our resident snoyfanboy is NOT going to like this post
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>>577138841
So its going to be one of the most influential games of all time then? Good, I already knew.
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>>577140120
never compare ergslimes with deesYeeALAH again
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The Eldenbloods
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>haven’t played in like 2 months
>boot up a rando game
>carry two 3 barring shitter vs heolstor
>feel nothing, just very bored
kinda glad I’m over nightreign desu
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>>577142942
What games did you play in those 2 months?
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>>577143095
rret simulator
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>>577143095
Baldur Gate 3
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>>577143095
E33, STS2, Nioh 3, E Day beta, Halo: CEvd, RoR:Returns, Mortal Shell 2 beta
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>Nightreign is a PvE game and therefore has limited replayability
>Elden Ring PvP has infinte replayability because each player has a different build and play style but we're never ever coming back to it because the ergies are allergic to having to fight other people
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>>577143538
freak
>>577143651
truth
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>>577143651
Start an fc
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yahwehlike te double r
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rollback netcode
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>>577143707
You wouldn't join.
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>>577143835
Yes I would
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>>577143879
Then start one and I'll join it.
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>>577143780
>>577143169
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>>577143907
fc
1/4
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>>577143538
>roguelike slop, the exact same game for 20 years, dogshit remake
You're lucky you put E33 but your taste still needs improving.
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>>577144008
Pic as proof?
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>>577144092
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>>577143538
good list
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>>577144256
>enter combat
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'zuk it up
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>>577144052
E day was fun tho
Halo:CEvd was pointless
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Gonna queue for a bit
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>>577137302
>>577138320
>>577139435
>>577140260
>>577141269
>>577143925
>>577144843
Be silent for once in your life maggot enough
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cant silence a jenine acolyte
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ironeye can't break the statues with his ult?
i tried multiple times and couldn't break them
i even aimed manually with L1
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>>577140552
Can you cite a source for any of this
>Especially after how they tried to remake Bloodborne behind his back.
This especially
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>>577145452
He can
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>>577145541
are you sure? i swear i hit them
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>>577145574
Be at melee range to guarantee it
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>>577145672
i did that...
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1/3
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>>577146043
I only got time for 1
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>>577146079
same gotta sleep after
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dsjeets are so weird and lame and raped and brown and retarded and faggy
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>AIIIIIE IS THAT AN INVADER???? I'M GONNA AAAAAACK!!!!!!!
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>>577146223
how are you using horse during invasion?
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the rge ironmales
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>>577146313
It's god tier esoteric tech.
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>>577146313
he's a hacker he's a chinese hacker
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why are host sissies so weak and pathetic
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>>577146212
>>577145214
you can say that again…
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>>577145374
Faputa is so cute bros
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>>577146662
Don't pull us into your weird roleplay kink.
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lol gg pink birb(s)
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>>577149189
was there 2 pinks on your screen too or only mine
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>finally get eventual greatness from libra invasion in a run
>basement boss is bbh at level 6
>>577149267
2 on mine too
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>>577149267
yeah there were two of them, it's a known bug
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>>577136839
Me and my husband after winning yet again
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>>577149738
Gay.
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>>577149738
Can you stop larping as a woman for one fucking thread? Please?
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>>577151029
awesome execubs factory
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>>577149738
Zdrada...
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cool wurm cocktail
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>>577149343
hehe
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>>577152730
Cringe.
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>>577152157
Cute Wyldbrides
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>>577152730
Faggot lobby
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>>577152157
Cute exewomen
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>Relics are finally natty CEkino tier
>Randos start treating me like dirt
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>>577152157
Kissable lips.
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>>577156023
wdym?
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>>577156198
Do you have kissable lips?
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>>577156416
Depends who's asking. Are you the girl in the images?
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>>577156234
>Quitting
>No longer feeding me sweet sweet skill attack relics
>Attacking me repeatedly out of anger/salt even when Mogh has spawned
>Refusing to communicate or ping.

On the other hand since my build is such absolute fucking KINO, the Greg Relic Raiders fucking love me long time since I hit for +36% damage against scarlet rot victims.
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so i'm playing demon's souls for the first time, will buy duskblood on day1, fuck you mitsubishi
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>>577156513
that's hardly kino, duchesskillslop is just always looked down upon
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>>577156513
Not bad relics, but not CE Kino. Too many demerits. Left side is pretty basic skill slop.
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>>577156698
It's one of the objective highest damage setups possible. I could only get a LITTLE stronger if I had the Duchess Restage Damage relic in my shallow relics

>.vs frostbite
would be more damage but frostbite always get cancelled.

>>577156775
Skillslop when relic'd properly is kino.
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>>577156513
Daring today aren't we
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artorias restage 'ebm
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>>577156517
>Two handing the rapier from the very tutorial.
Oh boy, I can already tell you're going to mindlessly roll and r1 spam your way through the whole game, not interacting with any of the mechanics
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>>577156921
>start fight by quickly mashing R1 with Scorpion Dagger
>Successives triggers
>Restage
>Enemy is rotted
>switch to any AoW
>+106% damage dealt
My basic krabby patty with fries and drink mogs.
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>>577157521
What does AoW mean?
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>>577156023
>>577156513
You deserve to be treated like dirt ngl
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>>577157729
Ash of War
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>>577157729
Weapon Art.
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>>577157760
Keep your porn addiction out of this
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>>577157760
Yeah dude 100%. Queue for the the ranked mode and throw the match and lose the points because I'm strong and lucky.

That's what most elite gamers do of course
>Play hardcore ranked mode with major loss penalties
>Get mad when somebody plays a strong as fuck on-meta build
>Quit and cost myself time and points
I think nadeshot invented this strat back in the early aughts.
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>>577158076
>lucky
You’re tipping the odds in your favour
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>>577156981
i'm strafing sir!
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???
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>>577158656
My guess is that when he leaned all the way over, his head collided with the hitbox of your feet, since you jumped. And so he took falling damage.
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>>577158656
>cheaterjeet wanting me to feel sympathy for them trading
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top 10 sleep positions
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>>577159218
helps with the spine
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>discord or mod link in OP? bad OP
>filter list for thin skinned cucks? BASED OP

Are you all retarded or something?
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>>577159437
If I had my way, all links would be removed.
Discord? Fosters namefagging and all the problems that go with it.

Mods? Advertising. Has to go.

Guides? Just google that shit. Same with all the other charts and information.

Password? If you're not brave enough to ask, then you don't belong.

The OP should be empty, save for the previous thread link. And any current news regarding the game or company that made it.
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>>577159903
Reddit spacing go back
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>>577159437
>wants trooncord link in the op and is mad that people don't want to look at troon spam
thanks for proving to everyone that you shitcord troons are the ones filling the thread with garbage
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>>577159437
What a strange falseflag you're doing
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>>577160402
The point is that there is zero difference between isolating yourself in a discord, or doing it by removing all the posts you don't want to see.
It's the same process behind it.
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>>577160523
>NOOO DONT FILTER ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>t. filtered threadshitter
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yep, trrewahyeh w0nned no doubt about it
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>>577160523
>spamming my gay erp and unfunny injokes on discord is the same as wanting to be free from it
logic of the raped
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>>577149738
>>577147351
>>577152157
Wyldmaidens at work
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>>577161115
lmao I'm not posting enough and I'm barely mentionned. Just pointing out that using a filter is lame as fuck, especially in a general without any spammers.

Maybe it would have made sense back then we had the chatgpt ranni lore poster and the countless terr/trish/devilknight false flag but these days? When we have 10 posts per hour? Lel.
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>implying they won't check every post anyway out of curiosity
Tsundere filterfags
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>>577161760
>lies and delusions
Only a filtered threadshitter would compare filtering a threadshitter to hiding in a discord.
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>>577159218
playing on pc, unc?
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>>577161881
stop projecting
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>>577161874
hidden stubs retard, cya
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Kissing boys for frenzy
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feelteerrfags melty
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me when i see the emerald herald
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>>577158656
Go frame by frame.
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>>577161974
Got that fossil
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>>577164224
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re74BJh6cMU
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>If you've yet to play this, be ready for the greatest adventure you've ever had
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>>577166318
ah yes the fated maliketh int caster build
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>>577166318
>you must discover the story of the shadow
that is NOT what the expac is about tits mcgee
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>>577166318
Mommy Marika voice reveal
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>>577166318
I always forget nintendo treats their fans like manchildren (which they are) by having an employee narrate what the game is about for them in a trailer
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holyfuck! i just had the worst run ever with literally everything going wrong AND got screwed while trying to salvage it by the balancers raid at lvl 1
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>>577167535
Let me guess, you tried a night invaders dlc swamp POI at lv2?
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>>577167081
It’s grim to realize there are people out there like that
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what a banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIW7Ho4xMa4&list=RDmIW7Ho4xMa4&start_radio=1
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>>577168416
Superior version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RORDZmNP7TA
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>>577167081
>>577168281
He's right though
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>>577167450
People who play video games are subhuman, but they are easy to milk money from so they have to cater to these sentient cumstains by hand holding them through everything.
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>>577168416
>>577168609
kino
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>>577168609
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>>577168281
People using little anime girls to express themselves? Yeah true.
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>>577169116
Anime website newjeet maybe >>>/r/eddit is more your speed
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>>577166318
She sounds like she exclusively dates Tarnished men half her age.
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Yeesensus on duskbluds will decide the future of the /erg/
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Your whiny bum isn't influential enough (thankfully)
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>>577168609
I sound like this
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I had a dream last ***ht where I was Godfrey and walked in on messmer, more like squeezed, through the doorway. He starts his whining monologue and I walk over to him, stand over him, he starts to sweat and I just smack the side of his head.
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>>577170347
>where is my ale, boy?
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>>577170347
Canon event. You where playing the Godfrey: RISE TO ELDEN LORDâ„¢ spinoff
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>>577170825
unironically what the movie should have focused on
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>>577170069
Husband material
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39wsEfXeUP8 Ironbvlls we are so cool
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man stonefang tunnels is such a good level, i even got invaded!
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>>577171436
I do this to Ironeyes
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>>577167081
Cutie trvke
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don't mind me, i'm just flamelurking in this thread
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>>577159903
The trvke that destroyed redditors.
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WHEN IS THE NEXT SALE DROPPING IM TIRED OF WAITING
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>>577174704
>darkness recluse
based
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>>577174820
What game are you looking to buy?
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>>577169116
Immediately triggered the tranime troon. Well done.
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gg cold dog
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>>577174820
https://steamdb.info/sales/history/
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ggs cooldoog
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>>577176793
>>577176892
gg I got way too tank for cold dogs also I couldn't figure out what you wanted day 1 and now I'm curious
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>>577175267
GBF
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>>577169268
sent that touristcuck flying back into the slums of Mumbai nicely done
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>>577167081
Kek true
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>>577177172
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>>577178518
>>577178491
>raped samefagging
kino for sure
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manta averaging 700 viewers a stream
zorfat is getting ratioed
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>>577178589 (me) meant for this animal here >>577176664
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>>577178556
You look like that
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I look like this
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gg warm horse
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>>577179952
nobody asked troonyduck go simp for vtumors on reddit
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gg spicehorse, horse of spice

>>577180621
what had you pinging that staff in the arena by the way? Did you want to swap for something?
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gg hothorse
I thought blasphemous blade L2 would break his stance there. Still fun to use it tho since it's so friggen rare.
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>>577180907
I wanted my staff back kek, it had a good passive
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>>577181021
ah yeah, I see it now, my bad lel

>>577180972
I thought my shattering crystal would help too but I guess not, don't think I got much in the way of stance-breaking passives that run
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>>577163158
PS3 emulator? What mods for the buttons and hi res interface?
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>>577180972
that caught me off guard its been awhile since we didn't cancel the holy pillars
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>>577181537
https://www.nexusmods.com/demonssouls/mods/53?tab=description

it's an all in one mod
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>>577158076
kek
>>
qeq
https://x.com/howlsfm/status/2084479738123264212
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11920751
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filterkeks lost
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>>577182984
>still mindbroken
enjoy your audience of fellow threadshitters
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>>577182364
Godfrey was destroying that…
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i just arrived to this thread, what filters?
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>>577183190
YWNBAW
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>>577182364
The Tarnished are so lucky...
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>>577183596
>'cordtroon projection meltdown
kino
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>>577183829
>>>r/actuallesbians
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>>577184081
That's a very specific subreddit. You go there often?
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>>577184260
it's where i met your mum
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Do you get to the /vip/ district very often?
Oh what am i saying, of course you don't.
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gg coldest of dogs
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>>577187063
ergies...
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>>577187063
ggs 'aker mafia and recluse
I like how we all thought it was dead at the end for a sec
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gg cold cold dragon
Demon plating + more runes is so strong I wish libra raid happened more often
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>>577187284
I literally forget every time about demon plating
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>>577187063
gross troon lobby
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>>577184835
I'm heterosexual
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>>577187063
heavenly fragranced goddess lobby of harmony and balance
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>>577188062
Cute!
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>>577187063
Weak-to-BWC lobby
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>>577188353
Uwaa
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*twp
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totally not kek
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Timmy won
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won the inceldom award yes
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>>577187063
uohhh lobby
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got sent flying again
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Timmy owns you jeetinx
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>>577189682
uohhhhh erotic!!! needs rape correction uoohh!!
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uohhhh
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jeeciples
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>>577190140
we are so back
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>>577190140
ewww wtf
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>>577190140
>pvpfags
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>>577190140
Keep us posted tr*sh
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achtung boxywaffen
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>>577191384
KEK exposed
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>>577191384
almost like someone posted it and then a bunch of people from erg went to check the stream
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>>577192287
>trashtinx cope
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>>577192287
a bunch of ergies
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>being this obsessed
sad
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>this brown and exposed
kinema
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>>577190140
>>577190606
>>577188353
Easy with the coom please
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>>577192287
>no link posted
No one here is gonna willingly look up jeenine. You lost cocksucker and have been exposed as a shitter spammer.
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Damn xhe sucks and is the raped
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Weird schizo melty, a lot of people watch jee here
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>>577193145
180 that wizened and discoloured finger in your own direction fiend
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gg super gote
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>>577193145
curbstomped that freak
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>>577193308
all 2 of you trashtinx/dsjeet
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>>577193964
gg! Super merchant <3 I go all my good gear from him.
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>>577194056
How come you had it open then??? Caught red handed schizofaggotmaggot
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>>577191384
caught that brown troon red-handed and now he's crying well done
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you playing 'bluds lardcake?
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>raped by random twinblade R1 spam
so raped
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What causes this mental illness?
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>>577194056
we are legionyaa...
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>>577194227
I am! I didn't sign up for the test though because I haven't opened my Switch 2 yet lol.
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gg doctor gregory
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gg greg
Does +poise on relics actually make a difference?
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>>577195654
I wish there were poise breakdowns or something for NR, I have NO idea what you can tank trough when you actually poise. I think it depends on weapon, the move you use, etc
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>>577195654
for raider, yes
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>>577191384
But i like jeenine he's well spoken and smart
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>>577196115
where did you learn to become a troon maggot?
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>>577196115
>French-cucknadian
>well spoken
Maybe by your brown ESL standards, sure.
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>>577196318
>>577196309
>schizoposting at the same time
A new erg couple has bloomeded
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>>577196494
schizo-kun x schizo-chan...
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>>577196115
when will you neck yourself worthless garbage
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>>577196596
cute
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>>577196494
>deflecting
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>>577196494
Which erg couple was the strongest?
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>>577196784
cc x shifty
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>>577196784
Devil x Zdrada and cc x Practice are the strongest
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>>577196115
G9 doesn't chicken out constantly and actually duels people.
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>>577196115
why are you not a woman, but still pretend to be one?
https://vocaroo.com/119HRnw7RVcn
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the trish obsessed schizos are so powerful
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>>577197049
ewww
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>>577197049
IS THIS…
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>rent free
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>>577196784
'ezuk x 'addy
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>>577196784
terr x cupcake
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>>577197020
Zrada died in a car crash devil is now dating pawgcake
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>>577196784
mush x yys
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>>577199614
It was actually yys x gym nigger
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>>577199456
devil is so lucky…
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>>577198721
Cringe dsjeet post
>>577198829
Actual erGOD TRUTH
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>>577193145
>>577194056
>>577196318
>>577196309
Crushed that maggot into a fine paste nicely done
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>Dong Souls 1 first time
>bout to fight the Crapper Demon
>have heard legends whispered among /v/ since time immemorial about how much as a super ultra mega faggot is he
>LMAO2DOGS
>save at Firelink and run back past the moss bitch
>enter the fog
>can feel a diamond forming betwixt my clutched ass cheeks
>block dogs with spider shield
>kill both with first swing of longsword
>run up the stairs screaming like an autist in search of tendies
>jump off the edge
>dual wielding goatfucker falls on top of me for like 3 damage
>dodgean
>clenchan
>oh fuck please dont diean
>only get hit once from his delayed overhead swing, almost die
>sperg up the stairs and drink before hopping down again
>kill it
>first try

>alt-tab to snipping tool it
>game crashes
>mfw

Did I get lucky with the dogs or is he not actually that bad?
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>>577196115
so meowerful
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>>577197020
Her name is boobdrada
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>>577197305
cc should unblock trish
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>>577200383
It's a massive pain in the ass unless you can figure out quickly enough a way to split the aggro in some way, either by going up the latter so you'll only fight 1 enemy at a time or through other means.
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>>577199456
>>577200870
boobdrada vs pawgcake
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>>577201457
I guess I got lucky then because the dogs were on me instantly and I had them down before he was even within swinging distance
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>>577201457
>latter
Stairs*
I had ladders on my mind for some reason.
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druggie anon can you post your depths winstreak?
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>>577201603
Divert is actually a better word. You can also throw a skull to distract the hollow dogs or use an invisibility spell/ring
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>>577201616
stairs are just bisexual ladders when you think about it
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>>577200925
kek
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>>577200383
You did not got lucky, you had the right idea from the start, the stairs are there for a reason. If you go up the stairs only the dogs will be able to follow.
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blast these ergjīta chewsdys...
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cc shouldnt talk
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cc should be seen and not heard
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gg dual wielding
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>>577205936
speak up queen
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>>577205936
dont keep people waiting when theres good reason not to
>>577206287
no
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When's Shartnished Edition?
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>>577206427
28th August.
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>>577206562
ty
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that was a waste of time
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sleepy duck
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>>577209174
Silence foid.
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>>577209294
shifty and cc are male chuds tho
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gg dreglord staff drops were kinda ass but at least i got glintblade
>>577209174
zzzzzz
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gg cold dog
don't think i didn't see that this time or the last time either shifty i know what you're up to
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>>577209663
I am up to nothing, you're just crazy
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times up
it couldve been real fucking funny but you hate fun
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>>577209659
>>577209663
GG Duchesses
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>>577209663
>>577209832
cringe and didn't laugh
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>>577210279
True.
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shifty and cc are actually gay for each other?
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>>577210517
True.
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>>577210517
They do banter like a couple for sure.
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>>577210517
most of erg are gay
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>>577210517
so it would seem
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>>577210835
>steam friends
>discord friends
>reddit friends
hmmm
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>>577211182
>playfully flirt in the thread
>play with each other every day
shifty x cc is the new hot erg couple
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Duskbloods save us from the ergies.
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>>577211474
who makes the breakfast toast please i need to know if they'll have vegemite or salted butter on their toast
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>>577211813
tsmt
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>>577211813
kek
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Shifty slut give me the sissy succ
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>>577212436
>>
>>577211182
>>577210835
>>577210517
Crazy how this is actual real life lore
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>>577212536
uoh
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>>577211182
I'm so happy for them
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Why don't you people just hang out on /soc/?
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>>577213820
that's for normies and coloureds, we are all raped schizoid fromdrones and we need our safespace
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Anyone playing the game?
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>>577214604
nah im bored of nightreign. name?
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>>577215260
Got any game recommendations?
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>>577215351
Nope. No games.
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>>577209624
only one part of that is true
>>577210517
not quite
>>577211813
said no one ever
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>>577215616
kek
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>>577215513
But I love video games
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>>577215616
so they're just men not chuds?
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Erg gilrs keep calling me chud. It means chad + stud right?
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>>577216101
That's right sweetie, you're such a chad stud that carries every game!
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>>577216101
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>>577216247
Thanks, and I know.
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>>577216247
Thanks mommy
>>577216702
I saw her first 1v1 me
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>>577216843
shut up cuck
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>>577217451
Pussy
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>>577216702
>>577216843
My, my, TWO chad studs who always carry? How lovely. erg boys are so strong...
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>>577200383
oopdate
>went into the Depths
>controlled some giant pests
>holy shit these niggas have some huge goofy eyes
>get to the Goatse Dragon
>ok let's do th-
>what the fuck
>WHY IS THERE A SPELL CASTING FAGGOT UP THERE FUCK YOU FROM
>get tickled by a blue penis from the sky and gaped
>explore more thoroughly instead of falling down holes (still some shit to be grabbed behind a gate next to a waterfall but I couldn't figure it out, probably expected to smack every wall like a sped to find the way through)
>kill the pied pipe of being a fucking faggot
>went to gape your momthe dragon again
>noticed the first time that you can bait it into charging and it's slow enough to get 4-6 solid longsword swings in this way very safely
>decide to not be gay and don't do that, dodge it's shit normally
>rollan through swinging arms and shit
>go around it's side
>tickle the edge of one of it's toes when it's standing completely still
>take damage and get stunned
>it tailwhips me to death before the animation ends
>apparently it's feet are covered in invisible spikes or something fucking hitbox
>third times the charm, cheese it by baiting charges, ez pz
>oh no
>blighttown
>the dreaded
>get raped by two giant club swinging boogermen because I'm dumb and the recovery animation from getting hit once is so fucking long you can't escape another hit, might as well be an instant kill
>get past them and have an easy time for the rest of it, screaming poop men aren't hard to kill, dart knockers are annoying but I have a ton of purple moss from the woods and buying it before
>see weird fuckass thing on the wall
>nope dot avi
>find a passage leading behind to it's butthole
>pull out a halberd for extra penetration, no lube
>poke
>what
>no healthbar?
>poke poke poke poke
>apparently it has buns of steel and can't die this way so not sure why this tunnel exists
>clip through it
>die instantly

Do I seriously need to go buy arrows to kill this wall humping fuck?
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>>577218097
Can you summarize your post to be more easily digestible
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>>577218169
I could, but then you'd look like Rambo up there.
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gg gigagoat
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>>577215767
no
>>577216101
yes
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>>577218360
maybe
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>>577218245
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>>577217692
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>>577218360
proof that shifty and cc are girls?
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>>577217692
>>577216101
>>577216247
hidden game
>>577218097
congratulations and god bless your passage
>>577219205
kek
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>>577220062
hidden game?
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why are there no nightmare players left to make runs interesting
every run is practinx sissy troonyduck
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is this a gabagool general
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>block checked again
why are some of you like this
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I think cc blocked me but I'm not sure, I wish she'd reconsider if it's true
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>>577221253
mushjeet and Bronylaire is still around at least
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>>577221730
say he
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>>577221868
don't misgender her you meanie
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mf3ncLk2Zns
I should do this in game sometimes
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>>577221371
They have every right to check actually.
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>>577221868
why would a he have so many manga girl crops reaction images?
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>>577221253
>no interesting nightmare runs
put on a gaol relic with shifty in the lobby and watch him go
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>>577221371
Is that when someone adds you then retracts it really quick to check if they're blocked? I've only had that happen once
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>>577221253
just queue randoms and play with retarded chinks
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>>577221253
snipe zorban
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No filter list is complete without MD5 images. Hunted 'em down, around 35 images have been added ranging from offtopic twitch screenshots, images that provide nothing but to shitstir, and other extremely low quality stuff. Just copy paste the whole list and replace it.
>>577136839
>it's been added to the OP
Well thanks, much obliged. We'll fix /erg/ yet.
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>>577222603
thanks for the patch notes



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