Mini Autocannon Edition>Previous>>577155053>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSJul 23 Supply FRV full rollout https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/680756051157452526Aug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHoAug 12 Face the Unknown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grDCkTGIAqAAug 06 Level 300 cap https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/706653652015644955Aug 11 Warbond Deep Dive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpWSTUq5yPQ>LATEST PATCHESJun 16 1.006.300 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/676249280988579951Jul 07 1.006.301 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/696516748689543612
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Expanded emote wheel? Improved assisted reloading? Frontlines? Anything?
>>577191863Maybe for the warbond. Your ass is going to defend Rirga against 4 mindless masses attacks first, boyo
Which support weapon will you be manhandling in like 15 hours?
>>577191837>Retardhead has yet to deliver a single patch>Even a 100kb number change>Without literally ass raping the game with bugs
lobby doko
>>577191979Hmmm nyo :)
>>577183456>cool, we have a car now, surely we can finish this mission qui-ACK!
>>577191979wait and see nigga damn
>>577191972Thats fucked up
Hello! :)
APC tomorrow, the voices in my walls told me
>>577192167you could flip it
>>577192167Shit like this is why I want the cremator FRV back, it could actually ram through and kill enemies without getting slowed down or ragdolled.
>>577192271apc as the campaign rewardi just know
Shocked AH hasn't caved yet and given us Samurai armor and a Katana melee secondary
>>577192318>only 3 players fit insidedoa
>>577191972Now give her red eyes, and a red hair stripe so we loop back to junya
>>577192412>Acts as a portable hellbomb when it has even 1% fuel in the exposed tank and gets blown upVery much alive, this is a chad vehicle for martyrs.
>>577192349>samurai warbond after white monkeying for chinalol never ever
>>577192349They'd give us catboy leandiver armour before giving us anything this kino.
>>577192007Laser Cannon
>>577192412>Pretending everyone gets in a vehicle any time one's on the fieldThere's always a solo fag that refuses to get in. APC will be fine
>>577192695Isn't APC 4 player? Driver, autocannon gunner and 2 passengers with Stalwarts?
Need an armor passive that keeps laser weapons cool regardless of the biome
>>577192349could be neat without the gay slut flap and the crescent ornament
>>577192829https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI0x0KYChq4
>>577183456also thought this was a bit of a kino moment
>>577192349the right one is cool, but the rest are fucking lame
>>577192829This many emancipators in caves is awkward desu they can damage each other pretty easily. Should introduce other models into the rotation
>>577193072That's what became the heavy Oxygenator set sans the helmet.
>>577193031>SG-88 BASed
>>577193152which is sad because that one looks way better
>>577192918Chrome armour that boosts energy weapon cool rate, and reduces the damage you take from lasers by making them reflect off of you.
>Python Commandos mirror Viper Commandos>Siege Breakers mirror Servants of Freedom>Control Group mirror Cutting Edgewhat other warbonds would you guys like to see mirrored
>>577193221killzone armor users are just built different
>>577192007this armour was made for the HMG
>>577192167>drives next to the one enemy with an attack specifically and expressly designed to be used to flip FRVs>it flips the FRV>:o
>>577192271They better reinforce those wheels
>>577194607I had no idea such an attack existed
>>577194915newfag
FemboyDivers…
>>577194607>>577194915same, also it didn't look like it was aiming at the car, he was just casually walking andthen did an instant 90 degree turn and flipped it lol
>>577193031What gun did he use to take out the harvester?
>>577195116eruptor with a skin mod
>>577194880I think its pretty normal to have the wheels pop if you run over mines
>>577195116https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/5538
>>577191838Sex with Michiru.
so the update is expected to come out in 12 or 15 hours right?
>>57719542512it's usually 11 am swedetime
>>577195319That muzzle break should have been default on the eruptor model
>>577195425update in 12 warbond in 15
>>577193985democratic detonation
>>577193985>>Siege Breakers mirror Servants of FreedomHow so?Anyway, gas and fire bonds probably.>inb4 that's just entrenched divisionaw hell naw
>>577193985Masters of Ceremony but actually good instead of mid-tier dogshit.
>>577195006Never ever
>>577195741both got big booms laser weapons yeah not my best work i guess
12 bongs before we divehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EO4U5hbriA
>>577196206one could argue demo deto has more in common with siege than the other thing
>>577193152>>577193072Dust devils has the helmet for that armor (Federation's blade), Heavy Operator is the armor itself, kinda.
commando bros we are so backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70A_-G-MfMw
>>577196698REVOLUTIONARY
>>577196698wow...just wow.....what kind of retard consumes this kind of slop? like holy shit kek
>>577196698nothing but the absolutely finest from the third world
>>577198001TES 6 will be peak slop. Starfield will look like a work of art compared to this. Believe me.
>>577196698This is quite useful for when you have no time to nail the head but still wish to be efficient
>>577198147>*GASP* IS THAT?>NO, IT COULDN'T BE>IT WOULDN'T BE>A NEW SKYRIM GAME??
>>577196209Whatever they'll shit out, it will be scary for exactly 5 seconds before someone jihad himself into it with a hellbomb.
>>577194419god thats such a cumbersome weapon to use tho
>>577195741>>577196343NTA but siege breakers and servants of freedom also share the thematic bond of breaking sieges, servants of freedom was supposed to be insurgents breaking the siege of super earth
>>577199163>NTA but siege breakers and servants of freedom also share the thematic bond of breaking sieges, servants of freedom was supposed to be insurgents breaking the siege of super earthI was gonna say you're full of shit, but it kinda makes sense. Situation so desperate you just send zealots covered in hellbombs and make it pass as super-patriotic shit.
are we still crashing the DSS into Meridia to go back in time or did that get scrapped?
>>577199598Where did you even get that from ? Did i miss some leaks ?
>>577199668I heard someone say it once and accepted it as absolute fact
>>577199668old dialog strings had us collapse Meridia (well, collapse again) with the DSS
>>577199598>>577199668>>577199834there was a datamined news string indicating that was the plan
>>577195510lol it's even called an arrowhead-style brake ffs
>>577200049and it gives cancer!
>>577199598did the swiggers seriously just consider ripping off edf 6's story? lmao
>You killed 500 bugs/bots/squids and you survived? OKAY, BUT YOURE NOT AN ELITE SOLDIER, OKAY?
>>577200654the average kill count per death is 50 which means plenty of the retards playing this game score even lessI could kill 50 yorkshire terriers
>>577193985Rough Rangers, a mirror of the Borderline Justice>Sawn-off lever-action secondary>Ballistic heavy pen, single-shot rifle that's as cumbersome as the eruptor>An actual cowboy hat
>>577191751
>>577199405I'm not 100% but I think that was the idea, there was a similar kind of thing with the Master's of Ceremony except it was just sending ceremonial regiments into combat with hastily retooled weapons(The amendment is just a poorly upgraded constitution)Someone else might know more about the lore and call me a retard but that's how I remembered it
>>577200920>nerf bugstrve.......
>>577200791Cruelty to animals isn't cool, man.
>>577201036hypothetically
>>577200915>an actual cowboy hatA hat on top of a helmet? That would just be too outrageously silly for this very serious setting.
>>577200920
>>577193985Perhaps they could introduce Cryo damage and freezing status effects to mirror Freedom's Flame, we could call the warbond Cryo Corps or something.
I have killed 50 yorkshire terriers, it's not even difficult, you can just coax them close and twist their heads off
>>577200251It's made of a steel-chromium alloy and according to california if you inhale vast quantities of chromium you'll get cancer so that's why it gets the warning, like almost every single steel product
>>577200920>melta retardedcorrectfuck collabs as a concept
>>577200654These guys are pussy whipped and anxious about enjoying violence and heroic-soldier-stuff so this is how they create distance between themselves and what they enjoy. Sadly this means this game will never have a genuinely good writing. But it doesn't even make sense logically here, if Helldivers aren't ackshually 'humanity's finest' then *who is*? Who are the bigger motherfuckers?
>>577201406The divers casualty rate isn't even that insane, it's like on par with special forces during WWII, which when you think about what divers are up against is pretty good.
These are apparently the good guys by the way.
>>577201519But muh dev who cant solo D6 said the survival rate of a Helldiver is 2 minutes!
>>577201406>Who are the bigger motherfuckers
>>577201630>apparentlyclearly this poster has been skipping his media literacy classes
>>577201630I think per everything AH has stated the Illuminate are probably the closest thing, since lore wise they only are doing the genocide against super earth specifically and have also declared the bots an issue. Like they will just go back to being space hippies when both of them are gone.
>>577192349They bow to CN bux, not JP
>>577201749Not a part of 'humanity' but yeah
>>577201630In the democratic and free future of super earth, there is only liberty.
>>577192549>add samurai warbond>add a reference to the rising sun flag because it looks cool and westerners are totally clueless as to how much ass hurt that flag causes asians that aren't japanese>cue massive review bombing campaign and chinks who don't even play the game showing up acting like they're being holocausted
>>577200251They have helmets on with basic filters
>>577202472tbf I see an unusual amount of chinese player names in this game
>>577201406Uhhhhh clearly you flunked out of media literacy university
>>577200915>Ballistic heavy pen, single-shot rifle that's as cumbersome as the eruptor
>>577192349For me it's
>>577200654They just can't help themselves with le heckin media literacy can they?
>>577201406is gordon freeman an elite soldier because he miraculously survived black mesa and killed all the elite soldiers? Did you miss the tutorial where all you need to do is kill a single bug to earn your cape? Is everyone in this general a knuckle-dragging retard?
>>577202952abysmal dogshit
>>577202952middle one looks pregnant
>>577202960It honestly came off as a desperate reminder. I sincerely doubt anyone that isnt a redditor actually sees Helldivers as anything but the elite. The cognitive dissonance with Arrowhead and how the game actually plays is staggering
>>577203034great, now I've got a boner
>>577202952where's the wolf cloak
Cant wait for the melty in the hellshitters general when the new squids arent solved with a recoilles + ultimacum
>>577203152
>>577203242If their design is consistent with the rest of them it will still be solved by the maxigun.
>>577203346The Maxigun fucking sucks and you would be better off with an MMG or AC.
>>577202992>is gordon freeman an elite soldierNo? He's a science man who's good with a gun, he's a partisan at most.But he arguably IS 'humanity's finest' and is straight up worshipped as a god by many. Not sure what your point is you fucking retard
Is the maxigun at least somewhat usable on bots with pocket shields?
>>577202992>Did you miss the tutorial where all you need to do is kill a single bug to earn your cape?Did you miss the part where Gordan Freeman has no military backround but roundhouse kicks everything hes pit against and is undoubtedly humanities finest?
>>577196698Alright. But what about the War Strider? How do I make an efficient use of Commando single rocket?>>577203242I don't get this "melty" thing. Learn and adapt. It's like getting humbled is punishable offense.But then you remember the doxxing over charity case, so people are fucked up beyond repair.
>>577203694Somewhat? yeah. Use the recoil reducing armor so that you can actually keep it on target at mid-long range.
>>577203489Nta but the Maxi objectively does more total damage and dps than MMG but I still prefer MMG because jetpack makes squids even easier.
>>577203489Nah, it's good against squids and bugs
>>577200654this is what being raised on leftist values gives you>THERE ARE NO HEROES CHUD>YOU ARE LE BAD GUYi just ignore whatever deranged fiction the author has come up with and make my own conclusionsYou, the Helldiver and for all the bad stuff, even Super Earth are the good guys. Why? We are human. They are not. They also chose to reignite the war that they had lost. Not our fault.>buh whuddabout muh bugsliteral cattle that do nothing but provide exceptional value to us, why should the not be farmed like any other animal?>>577202992Explain in your own words how exactly the Helldivers are not elite soldiers. I will wait.
>>577203489It's fun and I like it. Effectiveness is irrelevant with the game this easy.
>>577203982>mental gymnastics because your ego can't handle cosplaying as a bad guy>or more likely you see a little too much of yourself in the "bad guys" and have to cope
>>577203982>Explain in your own words how exactly the Helldivers are not elite soldiers. I will wait.Hes going to argue because you have a super destroyer it means youre akshually not an elite soldier. Yes, i've seen people use this argument and imply they literally never fire their gun.
>>577204420i asked you to explain like an adult and not to have a little outburst
How much is the Warhammer Bond gonna cost? Was it 2k SC or 1.5k?
>>577203728You shoot it in the eyes, hip joints, or ass heatsink. If you miss and it lands somewhere else on the lower half, you shoot it again in the same place.>>577203801The actual merit of the MMG on squids is that you don't even need to take it as a stratagem since you can consistently find them lying around in certain PoIs.>>577203982Bugs were supposedly intelligent creatures that could communicate with people according to HD1 lore, but I might be talking out of my ass so you should confirm it for yourself.
>>57720471915kinflation sorry
>>57720471940k duh
>>577204524I'm nta, I wouldn't be dumb enough to use Gordon* Freeman in an argument about elite warriors.>have a little outburstcute coming from the guy that had to write a paragraph about his idpol dilemma because a video game made him uncomfortable.
>>577203591>>577203706>>577203982The helldivers are clearly not intended to be elite supersoldiers, their armour is cheap and commodified, they are treated awfully by high command, they are barely trained, they are glorified target painters and the only truly "humanity's finest" helldivers are the ones chosen entirely by chance(like gordon freeman) who actually survive mutliple dives, 99.9% of them either stay frozen or die almost instantly after thawing to any number of hazards. They are ""given"" command a ship (in reality they just chose a combination of 2words and were frozen along with the others who chose the same combination in one of a million super destroyers and are merely being hyped up before deployment)What suggests to you, except how you personally play the game, that the helldivers are super elite?
>>577200000>>577200036Oh yeah i remember that. Also Quints of truth.
>>577203982You aren't elite. You're cannon fodder/cost savings. Otherwise the traitor barrage wouldn't be a thing. Elites take time to train up and replenish stock of. Furthermore, all strat cooldowns are canonically cost-savings measures, putting the value of your life lower than just pushing the button and launching the ordinance. Not a one of your Super Destroyer tell you the truth. That dozens of people like you are sent to their death one after another when another couple of dudes at the same time could have made all the difference.
>>577202660Game got too much blind patriotism. They love that shit.
>>577204846>Delta Force arn't elite soldiers because they don't personally own a Super Destroyer ship they commandHoly cope.>they are treated awfully by high commandWhat are you talking about? Compared to SEAF soldiers were treated exceptionally well. We have full autonomy on how to tackle a mission and what gear we want.>99.9% of them either stay frozen or die almost instantly after thawing to any number of hazardsShitter cope. Moving on.>their armour is cheap and commodified, Source: I made it up>they are glorified target paintersMore shitter cope.>>577205105>Otherwise the traitor barrage wouldn't be a thing. Thats not how being an elite soldier works dipshit. If anything you DONT want your super soldier running off and going rogue and shows how they dont want to face the possibility of rogue helldivers.
>>577203775Bots have a little bit too much heavy spam to rely on a sustained medium pen support weapon. Whenever I bring it I supplement it with EAT+leveller/500kg and find myself forced to wait for their cooldowns so I can do anything. It does kinda work as a defensive weapon though because it fucks with bot accuracy so quickly just blasting in their general direction. There just isn't enough chaff to make it fun to use.
Official mixes of some of the recent tracks if anyone is interested >Cyborgshttps://youtu.be/xMmh-YGtyEY>hive worldshttps://youtu.be/eM2gXWKX1Zk>Illuminate voidhttps://youtu.be/TraeWCgIKhM
>>577203775>Use the recoil reducing armor so that you can actually keep it on target at mid-long range.or just crouch or prone and bring PP so you can swing it around faster making its stationary firing less of a problem
how many more times is he gonna post the same song? is this what leakers do when they don't have any actual information?
>>577204846'Humanity's finest' as a group, just as the Kasrkin's mentioned by the very same faggot who is comparing them. You still haven't pointed to a finer, tougher, better armed group of soldiers in the SE's arsenal. 'Commodified' lmao faggot leftistspeak, all soldiers are a commodity. Worthless tangent, kill yourself
>>577204846>>577205105>What suggests to you, except how you personally play the game, that the helldivers are super elite?Disregarding your idiocy or lack of knowledge, of course.Among others we are:>highly trained soldiers to the point where we can effectively use every single weapon and vehicle is Super Earth's known arsenal (trained)>desensitized to the brutality of war and do not freeze, piss or shit ourselves in the face of insurmountable odds (trained)>command our own super destroyers for the duration of our service (We choose where to go, when to do it, where to fire and what to fire)>extremely capable of squad tactics (trained)>carry out high value missions of importance which nobody else would be allowed to dojust to name a fewI think you're an actual idiot just like the redditors that play this game if you're being serious.
Anyone that unironically thinks Helldivers are not the best of the best are just self-reporting and projecting how terrible they are at the game.
>>577205382Hey man, if you wanna roleplay you can just do it. You don't need to try and convince everyone else of your headcanon like some tranny okay?
>>577205575Like Arrowhead themselves.
>>577205575truth hellbomb
>>577205614A reminder Arrowhead thought D7 was literally impossible to complete. Any sort of opinion they have of a Helldivers competency is completely invalid.
>>577204846>>577205105Man you "people" are seriously retarded.
>>577205381I'm just posting the tracks cause I saw an anon asking for the composer's mix of hive worlds and cyborgs in the previous thread.
>>577205209Use eagle pods instead of 500kg, that's 4 hulks/war striders/tanks dead guaranteed. Though war strider die well enough to maxi too>>577205315Recoil armor still makes it more stable which helps at mid-long range when nailing any smaller weakspot. You don't need to swing it around as fast as on bugs so I find PP not that useful.
>>577205432You genuinely have to be a moron to not see what arrowhead has been banging you on the head with for this game's entire life spanWhether you like it, or think it's just a lame gimmick doesn't matter, it's spelled out for you as soon as you launch the game it's in the opening cutscene, every title update art depicts the helldivers as incompetentsI can only assume this is some portal riddle meme where people deliberately argue for the stupid option as a joke
>Creamator has an 8 minute cooldown>Lowered to 7.6 with the booster from your destroyer>We can infer roughly seven minutes has passed>Game goes out of its way to ignore its own rules to kill the playerLook me straight in the eye and tell me the 7 minute forced death timer isnt real.
>>577205612Nice argument faggot. Why even write your gay text wall in the first place if you are going to shit yourself after the first reply and do this?
Wait a second, you're telling me that every Helldiver isn't an unstoppable immortal killing machine, and Super Earth are actually the bad guys? B-but... what about my self-insert chud power fantasy??
>>577205862We should pour salt on this snail and seize the treasures in her bag for ourselves.
>>577206000Trips says its real.
>>577205957>every title update art depicts the helldivers as incompetentsMade by the same people who get filtered on D7 and hard carried on D10See: >>577205575
Fun fact: titanium is a shit material for body armor because its poor shear strength causes it to break apart and send plugs of titanium into your spleen (pic related) instead of absorbing the impact and deforming.This isn't a problem at higher thicknesses (such as in the armor of a tank or Super Destroyer) and in fact far outstrips other conventional types of armor, but is horrifically expensive (at least for a non-spacefaring civilization) and therefore sees no use.
>>577205957>what arrowhead has beenThey, like you, are retarded and wrong. Nobody here says this as a coping mechanism, you are just actually retarded and do not understand things.You can't just make a fleet of (for example) Delta Force operators that can use any weapon and any vehicle they come across and then say they're untrained retards with no value. That doesn't make sense even if the loremaster of this hypothetical setting says so.Kill yourself, you fucking retard.
>>577206000>Didn't immediately start running away when the puncer got closengmi
How do I warp into this vault in particular?
>>577205957>t's spelled out for you as soon as you launch the game it's in the opening cutscene, every title update art depicts the helldivers as incompetentsAnd yet they are capable of things way beyond what our own forces are capable of, like legit no current service member would be able to pull of tactical reloads consistently under fire the way helldivers do. But gameplay I guess only counts when it suits your points right?
>>577205925Did they buff the rocket pods? I remember them not killing or just straight up missing things. Either way the 500kg has a lot of utility in its splash damage taking out surrounding chaff too.
>>577206064>gay text wallmeanwhile:>>577203982>>577205432
So if we get voteless Helldivers, does that mean they'll be easy to kill? Seeing as our armor is made out of cardboard compared to the enemies and all
>>577206259dive jump at an angle while level with itunironically try it from the side if that doesn't work
>>577206000What the...
>>577206259Gotta angle yourself and warp while leaping. Its a bit jank and you just have to measure the distance of the warp with the angle of the entrance.
>>577206145yeah they made the game, that's the way it is>>577206213at least you can admit you're being an obtuse retard
>>577206297Didn't read them but I assume these are moderately straight.
>>577206297Those are straight text walls, but someone like you wouldn't know that.
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>phonepostingyep I win
>>577206298>voteless Divers are just mixed with normal voteless>its nothing but a way for the illuminates to tell helldivers are no different from civilians>they are not afraid
>>577206273Yes but I think they always killed war striders and tanks well.
>>577206000>you can see the pouncer being in between the titan and diver closer to the red beam as it landed>eagle locks onto it>pouncer jumps onto the diver and dies>rockets impact the area at where the enemy was
>>577206000Those didn't even go for the bug, that shit locked directly onto him like he owed Eagle-1 money.Brutal.
can i be honest i kinda miss the old farming SC lobbies /hdg/ had before cheats bacame wide spread it was a nice way to chill out
>>577206271they are capable of space travel too, the game has to work as a game, how would they simulate, in gameplay, your character being a shellshocked wreck shitting himself and cowering in fear? would that be conducive to a good gameplay experience? why are people not this anal about any other games they play? there are plenty of games where you're just some mook who ends up mowing down legions of enemies that are far beyond any normal human's abilities
>>577205305>cyborgs theme from 4:00 Electric guitar is just plain cheating.
>>577206000eagle-1 moment
>>577206615Yeah the titan was somewhat far away, dude has high fov and it looks off>titan at the beginning of the video: 86 meters away>beacon: lands 34 meters away
>>577206691I dont see you hosting any
>>577206869it doesn't even matterthe beacon fell almost on top of the pouncer - it was like 5 meters, topsand with the way targeting works enjoy getting killed
>>577205575It's just high risk occupation job. Nuff said.>>577206829What a weird fanart of Reinhard von Lohengramm.
>>577206960If they were actually close to each other it'd choose the titan. But it was straight up out of range.
>>577205305Interesting. Is this the beginning of a new siege for Super Earth ? By multiple factions at the same time ? Will they finally introduce planets with multiple enemies at the same time ?
>>577206756Ok, but the point stands the devs have stated gameplay is canon, thus we must say that divers are able to operate every single weapon in the arsenal with zero issue even when under fire and have zero morale issue when under fire. Even as said before their casualty rate is no higher than special forces during WWII and that's also canon numbers.
>>577207093i mean yes obviouslybut in this case the titan was well beyond the autoaim radius of the rockets
>>577206000>target the small bug instead of the massive fuck off five store tall bugyou cannot convince me HD2 is filled with actual malicious coding>>577206886considering i have close to 90k SC farming for more seems kinda moot
>>577206259Crouch.
>>577207154Yes, in the cartoon universe of helldivers 2, the helldivers are incredibly brave and stupid, I assume the weapons are all designed for complete retards to use (and misuse in many cases) and you being good at the game is effectively a representation of that one in a million guy who has survived many many dropsnone of this gets in the way of the theming that helldivers are mostly just mooks and not anywhere near as elite as super earth paints them
>>577207316>why does the rocket pod target an enemy within its autoaim radius and not the one outside of it?
>>577207495>I assume the weapons are all designed for complete retards to useAnon I'm going to tewll you know that the amount of AR's alone would not be something any serviceman on the planet would be able to somple jump between no issue and have zero issues reloading.
MY helldiver is an elite soldier who survives multiple d10 ops, (You)r helldiver is cannon fodder.
>>577206615>>577207624The beam is closer to the Titan and under normal circumstances would target the titan. But arrowhead needed their izzat
>>577207116The opposite probably. Siege of faction home worlds within gloom/void and whatever the cyborg equivalent will be if ever.
>>577207863Oh yeah makes sense
>>577207624that's bullshit and you know it the bile titan is on top of that stratagem ball
>>577207495>the helldivers are incredibly brave and stupid, I assume the weapons are all designed for complete retards to useAnon I don't think you understand how much work it takes to not only be able to proffeciently use and reload 1 single weapon is much less literally the entire arsenal of primaries and be able to switch between them with zero issues, and reload every sinlge one under live fire without any mistakes. Like being able to do that with one weapon would take months.
>swedes itt trying to gloss over the fact that the bile titan is actively moving towards that anon
>>577207810the titan was 86 meters away at the beginning with a closure of about ~2.5 meters per second and the ball landed 34 meters away so the titan was around 45? meters away by the time the rocket pods acquired their target - well outside of its acquisition rangethe pouncer was right by the pod and you can see it from the very beginning of the webmthis is a lot of mental gymnastics over not understanding the way game works
Where is all this flavor text from? Is it hidden in the game files somewhere or are the wiki writers just adding it themselves?
>>577208439reddit fantasies
>>577208251>the titan was 86 meters away at the beginningGet your eyes checked.
>>577208631?
>>577208631rocket pod targeting happens the moment the ball lands. that is after the rockets have already landed
>>577208251>34 meters away so the titan was around 45110 pods have a targeting radius of 10-20 metersthis is a lot of mental gymnastics over not understanding the way game works
>>577208631come on retardif we're being generous the titan would have been at BEST 60m away when the beacon landed, which is still way too far away for the pods to lock on and because of that it chose the pouncer which was next to the beacon.what surprises me is that it kept the lock on at all
>>577208893>if we're being generous the titan would have been at BEST 60m110 pods have a targeting radius of 10-20 metersthis is a lot of mental gymnastics over not understanding the way game works
>>577208845>targeting radius of 10-20 metersthey definitely do not; they're 10 meters at absolute best>>577208893>what surprises me is that it kept the lock on at allonce the eagle spawns it's a done deal and the rockets will fire regardless of whether the target is dead or notthe actual call in window allows it to retarget if it dies
>>577207734>>577208203I don't think it's unreasonable to suggest they have some sort of mandatory service system in which children/teens learn to handle basic weaponry like the scouts but in space, and why are such finnicky realism details suddenly so important? Again ,why do you not have such autistic requirements for other games? How can master chief or gordon freeman operate alien weaponry? Does it really matter? Do you watch a movie and get pissed off because a guy who had no training picked up and used an assault rifle? Everyone guffaws at the suggestion that this game is a milsim but suddenly you guys are acting like this shit means anything, it makes no sense.
>>577208251>over not understanding the way game worksSAAAR YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND GAME WORK
>>577209010>>577208845>source: google AI overview sourcing from the fandom wiki (not updated since 2024)lmao
>>577209073I accept your concession.
>>577209287>no argumentlmaothis is a lot of mental gymnastics over not understanding the way game works
>>577209073>anon says the game asserts they are not elite >show the various parts of the game that shows they are>why do you care about all these details they don't matter
>>577209365that's just the standard commie rat way of arguinghere comes the part where he pretends the conversation and his anal devastation never happened
>all this babbling and not a single lobby being postedguess not even a update could save this game after all
>>577209569the update is due tomorrow
Predict tomorrow's balance changes
>hive lord spit went from AP3 to AP5this actually makes it more damaging to bastion and exosuits now despite both getting buffed right? damage is no longer getting slashed to 65%.
>>577209752
>>577209752Liberator buffed
someone post the squigo card
>>577209752>hive guard frontal armor changed to ap4
I think Arrowhead should make a "Bringing Challenge Back to Helldivers 2" update where they cooperate with content creators to make the game more challenging and watchable.
>>577209752>all weapons and stratagems damage level reduced to zero>enemies can and will lock on to the player from the other side of the map>Enemy damage tripled>bot accuracy increased to 100%>all helldivers now have one lifeenjoy your media literacy chud
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241816009641/76561197994442498I will continue to host lobbies
>>577208439used to have names for all of the enemies' attacks but swiggers broke it and never fixed it so any new additions is basically reddit headcanon
>>577210217fvll?
>>577210217FVLL
>>577210086>cooperate with content creators to make the game more challenging and watchable.If you cant make the game interesting with your commentary then thats just a skill issue on your part
>>577210217>already FVLLalive game
>>577208631Rocket pod enjoyer here.The eagle will target the whatever inside 15~ meter radius when it landed, it basically snapshots the target and will continually follow the target even when it leaves the radius. A lot of people used it like a normal eagle bombardment when in fact, it's closer to orbital railgun targetting.Don't lead the throw, throw it DIRECTLY at the target.
>>577210626Consider picrel
>decide to go pub for once>bring 120mm artillery and napalm artillery for fun in multiple missions>toss stratagem at a safe distance from teammates>somehow pubbies get in the area and get blown to bits>"WHO TF THREW THAT" on mic or chati don't know why this happened to me 3 time today but there's no way all public instances are like that right
>range-ban over my house lifted the day before a title update>can host in peace when it mattersMuy bein. Phoneposting at work now so its not like an evade even>but have to appear online to make lobbies when i wanna hide from my irl friends and spend tomorrow with my hdg frensfuggGonna gave to fight thru the autism and just say Im playing divers before i go on rivals or halo or w/e with em.
>>577211061Usually pubs will watch you go to an objective, then throw a helpful 380/napalm right behind you right when you access a terminal or something.
>>577211218Do your part, anon.
>>577211061Pubbies encompass the entire spectrum of PvE player stereotypes
>>577211218>>but have to appear online to make lobbies when i wanna hide from my irl friends and spend tomorrow with my hdg frenssend a game invitation to an alt account and then copy the values
>>577211061>play with friends>pick eagle cluster because its funny>throw the eagle cluster in front of us>at the very same moment i see my friend jetpack right into it>mfwGood laugh
>>577209365because the very obvious in-your-face theming of the whole game suggests otherwise, what you are suggesting is that they limit the amount of weapons you can play with, when your average human with a working brain can just understand that's a very common concession one needs to make for any medium, it's not the smoking gun you think it is
What is (You)r drink of choice for the impending 40kek diving, anon?
>>577211595a nice warm brimming glass of cum
>>577211527>when your average human with a working brain can just understand that's a very common concession one needs to make for any mediumWhich would be true had AH not specifically included gameplay being canon thus no ludonarrative dissonence here. Helldivers can indeed just do things that would put them as top teir operators per AH. You can't just sit here and say that x canon details don't count because they disagree with your assertion anon.
>>577210128Do you come from the goatee dimension?
>>577211326Thats super autismo. Im only normie autismo.
>>577211595Ice Tea, to go along my libertea.
>>577211698ah, the bugdiver, a respectable drink
>>577211735you could set the game to private on steamI think the join button still appears on the profile for you
>>577211558Repel Invasion Fleet with /hdg/!
>>577211321>wearing democracy protects for the tinfoil look>accidently throw sos>retard pubs that join constantly using ultimatum/leveler at close range >i survive 5 shit for brains explosions >they team wipe50% of the time it works 100% of the time.
>Bugdivers all swarm phact bay, a planet that has higher resistance than Gatria and they probably won't be able to take it anway. >Bot players positioned the DSS and are about to cut off 3 planets at once.I'm noticing. I'm noticing again.
>>577211973Squid divers status?
I'm ready for 8 slots emote wheel
>>577210067>hive guard rear right leg changed to AP9>hp reduced to 100 for balance
>>577212061*crickets*
>>577211718Because in this dumbfuck universe where nothing really makes all that much sense when you think about it, that is such a vanishingly minor incongruity that it is completely irrelevantIf any schmuck can pick up a gun and fire it, it's not some immersion shattering detail, it's just video game logic, I can't really think of a single game where a guy has picked up a weapon and been unable to use it because he hasn't been trained to handle it
>>577212061Killing voteless by the millions.
helloooooowhere is warbond?
>>577212328Tomorroae
>>577204846You have to realise that /hdg/ cannot grasp concepts that are not in front of their eyes. The fact 99% of humanity is slaves and both SEAF and Helldivers are slaves is just beyond them.
>long past midnight>no warbond>no update
>>577212365>tomorrowbut it is tomorrow???
>>577212328They skipped that one too
>>577212464>>577212365>>57721232812 Hours
>>577211595Bringing out a heavy hitter tomorrow
Helldivers are augmented superhumans if you go by the fact that they can throw around 500kg platinum bars in normal gravity.
I'm going to bed early tonight so I can enjoy the whimsy with /hdg/.:) I love you guys
>>577212534That's just bad writing
>>577211595zoomzooms sounds off
I love Managed™ Democracy. https://litter.catbox.moe/mgj6se8h36nk6fr3.mp3
>>577212596No you are just playing at low resolution. Zoom in on the bar, its clearly says 5.00kg which a child could lift.
>>577211595Gotta be an ice-cold choccy.
chem agents or siege breakers, i can't decide
>And I really think... we nailed it A light, medium and heavy armor set sharing the same pattern. Was it so fucking hard to accomplish? Really? And not being able to include a las pistol, chainsword and maybe a backpack/cape as well? You're charging 1/3 the box price for a couple models and animations that you're outsourcing to the third world too. When did people become so ok with such sloppy low effort work.
>>577213000is this a joke?
>>577212845>the party embezzled the platinum and replaced it with styrofoam bars covered in metal foilkek
Am I ever going to get to fight predditor strain again? It's been fucking ages. Rupture strain too.
>>577212845>humanty's finest>struggle to lug around 5kgThey must be augmented subhuman megagrunts then
>>577212650Soda for me
>won't be able to play on release because I'm forced to work afternoon shift at my very easy, very well paying jobSuch is life for an unc dadgamer....
>>577213430>very well paying jobUnless you're paid +1m a year you're a wage slave
>>577213430Thankfully i'm still on my last week of vacation, from my 6 weeks of summer vacations, from my very easy and decently paid job.
>>577211595Malibu coconut rum + Dr. Pepper
>>577213430You should give some of that money to the gambling anon. Think of it as an investment.
>>57721232812 months
>>577192007expendable machine gun
>>577213561Shit i have to try that. I love both malibu and Dr. Pepper. It must be good.
>>577213430>unc neetgamer>said I'd watch the eclipse with some girlI just want to play vidya
>>577198981>set RPM max>go prone or at least crouch before firing>effortlessly delete anything within the draw distance around youWow that was so hard to use. I NEED a crutch to help me. Maybe if i combine engineer kit with true grit this nerfed gun will be viable again.
>>5772102173/4 again
We get 40k, helghast and judge dredd but no kerberos panzer cop. Too many swedish normies at arrowhead.
>>577214389>MG42Would just be a MMG reskin
>>577213038>40k fags>new to eating shitgw is continuing the jeet wrangling tradition alive with their slop
>>577214007Because of the way AP matching cuts your damage in half (ish), the HMG completely blows the MMG out of the water if you use it for medium armoured targets too.
Im honestly looking forward to the update tomorrow. It wont be Cultists, so its a little mid because of that. But maybie, just maybie, it will be just below peak.
>>577214389>>577214508>Belt fed MMG
>>577211595I only drink water.
>>577215102Maxigun
>>577215102so... a mmgwhat the fuck do you think is inside the box, retard?
>Reddit already crying the close range weapon is good at close rangeFuck off.
>>577215231Its mostly Cremator mains crying that Cremator can't melt heavies as fast when both weapons have different usage.
>>577215231>Can obliterate bases at range without having to engage a single enemy unit >This is fine>A short rage limited ammo weapon being able to kill something a bit faster than a cremator >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI miss the launch version of HD2.
You know they talked about what the level cap increase will look like but I don't think they said when the level cap increase will be.
>>577214389An MMG that uses a lot of short belts instead of a box mag would be neat.You could give it a fast and mobile reload and some other gimmicks or a funny statline for good measure.
>>577215387Im ASSUMING its coming tomorrow with the major update. I REALLY LIKE having to play CHARADES with a WORTHLESS community MANAGER who has NO IDEA how to COMMUNICATE to OTHER human BEINGS.ITS SO FUNAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHHHHH
>>577215595>belt fed but heavy armor pen and high fire rate >maybe make it pen through enemies as well That would be kinda kino, just absolutely spray and obliterate everything in a quick burst
>>577215387They said it was 300. Idk why it took them two years to make a number bigger.
We think they selling a new ship class tomorrow too?I could see them getting piggies (me) for 1500sc warbond and a 2100sc super cruiser.I only have 6k.I wish I cheated more.
>>577215690>>maybe make it pen through enemies as wellDo you even play the game?
Rupture strain, whatever happened there?
>>577215762>He doesn't know
>>577215795I used to be in love with your ship master.
borgs steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241819131543/76561198045253678
>>577215734>We think they selling a new ship class tomorrow too?Fuck no. Name 1 time AH released more than was expected.We'll be fucking lucky to get a warbond, a map, a few enemies and loadouts.
>>577215795Bugchasers dilatedRupture strain got annihilated
>>577215734>We think they selling a new ship class tomorrow too?no way right they at least would show something about it if so i'm assuming the new ships are an empty promise just like half of the stuff AH promised
You ever think about how the spore burst update and new bile titans kind of just happened with no build up?
This is my prediction on this Warbond and Arrowheads pettiness.They probably made a deal with Gameworkshop to listen to their demands on how powerful weapons are and when the terms end and Gameworkshop fucks off prepare for Arrowhead to nerf the Warbond into the ground out of pettiness and hatred towards this community.Screencap this.
>>5772159592/4
>>577215162nta but there's no MMG at all in Helldivers 2, only HMG.
>>577216132Not one of the third party warbonds are good and I doubt that is about to change. Woopdefuckingdo the Melta can melt things up close, but I would rather nuke those fuckers from orbit for a mile away like every other piss easy support weapon can.
>>577216303it's just a short-hand you retardstalwart is the LMG, mg43 is the MMG, mg206 is the hmg
>>577216303retarded bait or just retardedcall it
The lasgun is kinda mid but only because it has the piss bullets instead of pulse lasers. But, that is GWs fault, not arrowheads. This time.
>>577216495There is no proof that GWs told them to do that. People are just making shit up about this crossover.
NERF MELTASHITTER NOOOOOOWWWW
>>577203982>super earth is very clearly a dictatorship that kills anyone not following their script to the letter.>this anon in his infinite retardation sincerely believes that we're unironically the "good guys" because "le heckin humanity!!"yeah nigger WE are BAD and deal with it
>>577216495people will be moaning no matter whatit could be a hellbomb launcher and they'd still cry about the ergo or reload speed
>Just reached 150 finally a few weeks ago just in time for them to raise the cap>Everyone who was max level for a year is gonna instantly bump all the way up
>we are the good guys>because our enemies are just that bad
>>577216581i'd like to see you run a galactic civilization without having it implode
>>5772159593/4
>>577216397>>577216401firstly, the name is literally "HMG" in the game, MG43 is smaller caliber than the HMG so just no, the HMG could maybe pass as a MMG but according to this game its not classified as it.
>>577216762fuck off retard
>>577216581>dictatorshipIts an oligarchy. Super Earth is controlled by 5 large corporations.
>>577216809>can't even counter arguevery convincing, negro
>>577215959>>5772159593/4 FAGGOTS
>>577216550>release sickle and make it shoot laser bullets instead of the pulsed beam it did in the first gamehuh that's weird>release trident and make it shoot pulsed beams and not laser bulletshuh that's weird they decided to go back to pulsed beams on their non-sustained beam weapons after they made the sickle fire laser bullets>2024 GW releases a warhammer community post addressing lasguns being depicted as shooting laser bullets, stating that's how they are now, and almost every depiction of lasguns in new or under development video games since, bar one, has them shooting laser bullets. even darktide, the closest spiritual sibling to helldivers that uses the same engine and also made by a swedish team with cross pollination in the dev team, releases a new trailer that has lasguns firing laser bulelts despite the fact that they continue to shoot pulsed beams in game>release lasgun which since 2004 has been depicted as shooting pulsed beams in video games, notably in darktide, >it shoots laser bullets like the sickle
>>577215959FVLL
>>577217094schizophrenia post
>>577216349The other ones suck because all they have are slight variations of stock weapons that are worse than what we already have because of no customization. The only good weapon in either legendary warbond is the accelerator rifle and to the shock of nobody, it's also the only weapon that's completely unique.
>>577216671the faggot with the gaping asshole?(You)
>>577216581>super earth is very clearly a dictatorship that kills anyone not following their script to the letter.I think it's actually far worse if you read between the lines. A dictatorship implies there is someone steering the wheel, but the way things are presented is that Super Earth's government isn't actually led like that, like it's actually a mess of systems that all amass into this big authoritarian mess that is in fact the blind leading the blind. Like the TCS stuff is a good example, they have zero reason to waste the resources on making it on multiple planets and then lie about it working unless the ones who are making that decision are themselves also drinking the kool aid. What is true doesn't matter because the MoT decides what is true and have been doing it so long that reality doesn't truly matter to even them(as in they buy their own propoganda).
>>5772102173/4 finishing up a blitz
how will this warbond compare to the ODST one?
>>577217931The armor passive already makes it the best crossover goybond by far.
>>577217931The melta looks good and so does the bolt pistol.So it clears by a country mile.
>>577216762>light machine gunfires intermediate cartridges, aka assault rifle cartridges. this is the stalwart which fires the same round and uses the same cartridge as the liberator: 5.5x50mm>medium machine gunfires full sized rifle cartridges you see in battle rifles and marksman rifles. this is the MG aka MG-43 aka MMG. fires larger 8x60mm cartridges like the adjudicator, a battle rifle>heavy machine gunfires large caliber rounds, typically in the order of 12.7 to 14.5mm. this is the HMG. fires 12.5mm roundsI don't know what you think you're talking about but the "machine gun" in the game fits the definition and classification of a medium machine gun to a T.
not answering furry posts
>>577217931Better weapons but worse drip. Also this new one made me realize they could have 100% made a halo support weapon and just didn't.
>>577218154gay
>>577217931>lasgunGood. Medium pen laser weapon. Better dominator in practice.>bolterOne of the best secondaries in the game. Completely BTFOs the Senator.>MeltagunStar of the warbond. >meltamineGood. Looks like the ultimatum but as a grenade.
>>577218141>The armor passive already makes it the best crossover goybond by far.Its as worthless as the other warbond passives fight me
>>577217931Completely blows it outta the water. >Med pen primary>Heavy pen pistol>Heavy pen grenade>HEAVY pen stratagem>Useful armor perk
>AH is obsessed with mines>Every single mine is worthless waste of space
>>577218193what even though?we have multiple rocket launchers and the spartan laser is just a quasar
>>577218230>universal better handling and faster reload on support weapons is worthlessthese are the people that complain when every new gun isn't heavy pen, btw
>>577217931Stupidly overpowered if the trailers are anything to go by reddit will be seething by tomorrow afternoon.>bolt pistol is heavy pen explosive>meltagun kills chargers and hulks within seconds>mine could possibly be a factory strider 1 shot if you can throw it directly under the body
>>577217931The fact that we can have a full warbond loadout puts it miles above ODST and Killzone. Also Meltagun looking MIGHTY good
>>577217931ODST>ARSlightly better adjuticator, which is already a bad gun>smghas no utility when the silenced weapons in regiment redacted are better and the other smgs have better niches to fill>shotgunsweeper sidegrade>pistollargely pointless silenced sidearm niche>armorpainfully averageWarhammer just has to not be one of the worst warbonds in the game and it will easily clear.
>melta is just the flamethrower at its peak
>>577214785If you think GW is expensive and low quality, you either exclusively buy one of the historicals that get lucky with their minis.Or you're a fucking retard that doesn't engage in wargames.
>>577218328Spartan Laser as a faster firing but disposable five shot quasar.
>>577217207Only weapon I think will be kinda good is the las dmr. If it's just the talon but adjusted to be a primary it'll be good. No customisation means you won't be able to ergomax it though so it'll be limited in how useful it'll be as an all-fronts mainstay.
>>577218506the flamethrower was only good against chargers because it phased through the outer leg armour and attacked the inner flesh directly. it was never a good anti-tank or anti-heavy weapon, it was exclusively an anti-charger weapon.
>>577217931the halo shitbond is beaten by everythingno clue why they won't go and adjust some of those weapons when they actually went back and made the killzone plasma gun usable
>>577218581>Halo stratagem powers weapons acting as disposals You know what? Honestly wouldn't mind that. They literally get sent down in green pods too.
>>577218652I know, but the feel of the Melta will be similar to when the flamethrower could do that. Thats what I mean.
>>577218398>mfw I realise bolt pistol is a side arm explosive crossbow with faster fire rate and less delayHow do you even attempt to balance this?
>>577218735Because you see diff 5 r*ddit warriors telling everyone those are actually good.
>>577218230>better handling and faster reload of support weapons is...LE BAD!
>>577218964With how blocky all the weapons look and if the armor passive is to give any hints. They all might have very low ergo.
>>577218964You don't.
>>577216303You stupid dumb fucking moron.
>>577218964Ask GW very nicely
>>577218964an ungodly amount of recoil, low ergo, slow reload, low ammo, under the hood low durability, high drag. you already know the drill
>>577218964you can't. the crybabies aren't going to like this but by both lore and tabletop mechanics the bolt pistol should not be heavy pen nor should it be explosive. it should instead be medium penetration with very high damage in the 300 to 400 range with a durable damage ratio of 66 to 80%.
>>577218398>>meltagun kills chargers and hulks within secondswell mettygun is trading the range of the LC and the crowd control of the flamers for better AT so i think its fair
>>577218581>quasar that penetrates through enemies>5 shots>can't reload>must cool down between shotsIt'd be okay. Highly positioning dependent weapon especially if it doesn't have a shortened call-in cooldown. The jet/warppack mobilityfags would love it though. It might fill the same niche as the eagle strafing run.
>>57721896415 demo force. It won't be able to destroy spawners.
>>577219302We still need to see how much ammo it has, what kind of reload etc
>>577219432With how small the model is, I highly doubt it will be stationary reload.
>Demolition hammer still cannot take down fucking wallsHilarious arrowhead, hilarious.
>>577218230>paying money/time to remove the need to co-operate with another player>in a co-op gameWhy would anyone fight a drooling retard?
>>577219432Sure but i'm just saying that having a fast TTK is not that crazy specially when you have to close the distance and expose yourself to getting utimatum'd
>>577219208Low durability would go against the very idea of a bolt weapon. The strongest workaround is to simply not give it the demolition force to close basic spawners. Even giving it a painfully small ammo pool wouldn't work because just one spare reload of a hypothetical 5 round capacity already puts it ahead of the grenade pistol, and you know how the GP can't kill anything reliably.
>>577219913If anything its a cool change of pace. It offers a new way to approach heavies that isn't either shoot a projectile at him from afar, throw a grenade at it, or try to swing a it with a hammer in melee. You get to go close range but you're still able to move around. Imagine that shit with a warp pack.
>>577218367We have higher ergo armor already. Makes fuck all functional difference. >>577219101There is not one situation where a 30% faster reload or slightly faster aiming is going to change fucking anything.I swear you people just absolutely suck, you must be dying all the time, in the wrong places at the wrong time or just moronic. This game is as piss easy with armor that does nothing as it is with the 'strongest' armor you can use, whatever arbitrary one you want to pretend that is. D10 has a 99% success rate and not ONCE is armor going to be a factor in that last 1% or in how fast you clear missions.
eriksson have you seen where the single computer with ALL of the cultist development data wentI swear it was right here a moment ago, it had the APC on it too
>>577218964>>577218398>Warbond releases>Every item is OP>D10 plays exactly the same
>>577220224>APCIf the APC was coming, it would be wrapped up in a 6 to 12 week 'event' where you have to log in continuously to unlock it.
When everything is OP...then nothing will be...
>>577220590>D11 finally releases and its actually challenging Maybe then this op discussion would actually mean something.
There has only been one trailer showing off this major update. Hell we don't even know if its a major update. Its kinda exciting not knowing fully whats gonna be in it.
>>5772207181 map2-3 enemies loadouts (maybe) 40k warbond That's it
>>577220718i'm inhaling some copium because sven loves his stealthdrops so maybe thats why
>>577219432Its not a shoulder weapon so it will not have a stationary reload.
Chances of the first ever superstore collab items being shadowdropped?
>>5772211350%
>first ever>he doesn't know
>>577221135All super stores have been leaked. You're suggesting AH is now capable of not leaking everything in advance (impossible).
>>577221227You can't leak shit if they don't update the game.
>>577221135I envy those who weren't there
>>577221321And yet
>>577221135>first ever superstore collab items
>>577221135The reason that collab items are even in "premium" warbonds now is because the launch of killzone's collab items on the superstore was so disastrous arrowhead had to refund people and give away 2/3rds of it for free.The costs of each store page were ridiculous.
>>577221548You can only leak what they put in the files. Everything that was in the files has been leaked so far. We have to wait for them to add something new.
>>577220172My k/d ratio is above the 50 k/d average thank you very much if you have the excel at hand of the /hdg/ data CLONE 2 was my nickname.and that 30% is 1 second that's shaving off from most reloads and im going to love that.btw im not paying the nigger tax from the Peak Physique passive
>>577221798Most arrowhead moments are easily avoided by using a little bit of common sense.
>>577222110Kill yourself holy cringe faggot
>>577220708>D11 gets released>Brings back all of the really annoying mission modifiers and adds new ones>Scrambled stratagems>1 less stratagem slot>Reinforcements every four minutes>Heavy ion storms (low visibility + disabled radar + lethal hazards)
>>577222229Concession accepted
Nobody can prove that we are the bad guys without using reddit soi speak or discordtranny flagrantly false or made up talking points.
>>577222110>>577222497You responded to the wrong post you fucking retarded anime faggot
Hnmmmm nyo
>>577222543Only gay libtards make video games. They lack any real appreciation for culture or art and they completely fail to understand the human condition.
Then you're just terminally retarded and need to be put down for good. Take your fucking meds at least. Fucking tranny.
>>577222453>community proceeds to have a fucking meltdown demanding they all get removed/nerfed, again, so they can satisfy their egos by being able to say they play on the hardest difficulty while wanting low difficulty challenge
>>577198395helldivers 2 players when arrowhead drops the latest warbond after fucking up/being a bunch of lazy niggers
>>577221548cool, so where's the leak of the w40k collab items huh? that's what he means dude, this shit isn't in the files
>>577223120My k/d ratio is above the 50 k/d average thank you very much if you have the excel at hand of the /hdg/ data CLONE 2 was my nickname.and that 30% is 1 second that's shaving off from most reloads and im going to love that.btw im not paying the nigger tax from the Peak Physique passive
wow this schizo is lame as fuckanyone got the receipt?
Anyone else cry at what could have been helldivers 2 after seeing the scrapped content?
Can't even have proper schizos in /hdg/
>>577223428No point in getting sad over something you can't control anon.
>>577223428>after seeing the scrapped content?Anyone who actually followed the game and isn't a tourist knew what the game could have been. Its nothing new. This fag just made videos of it. And yes, its fucking gay.
My k/d ratio is above the 50 k/d average thank you very much if you have the excel at hand of the /hdg/ data CLONE 2 was my nickname.and that 30% is 1 second that's shaving off from most reloads and im going to love that.btw im not paying the nigger tax from the Peak Physique passive
Meltagun status?
>>577223565Don't lie,I have been here since launch and never saw anything similar to the content in those videos.
uh ohmeltagun
>>577222453>>577222967>D11 also offers the exact same (identical) rewards as finishing a D10>Still causes a melt down The problem isn't the melt downs, its that AH are weak willed cowards.
>>577223734Multiple recolors of armors have been datamined. The devs talked about the whole gun customization system and i'm pretty sure part of it was already datamined. We knew there were platoon stratagems in game, so they had planned some platoon stuff at some point. Portraits of possible super presidents were datamined too, pic related. The hellbot was datamined. And probably some other shit i forgot about.So, yeah, you just weren't paying attention i guess. The only new shit has to be the tutorial and perhaps the old ship. But thats not that interesting compared to the rest.
My helldiver is two lalafells in a suit, and I get to do the shooting!
>>577224075>>577223428I wish we got the NVG, flares and proper night missions.
>>577224148>orbital illumination never ever>helmets with NVG/HUD/Thermals never everI hate swedes i hate swedes i hate swedes
Hell, i remember when we were fucking around to test unreleased stratagems like the FRV or the APC, there was other stuff like a stratagem to call SEAF. Also a bunch of stratagems related to the super president, believe it or not. A 6 pieces supply backpack. A medic backpack. Plenty of cool shit, most of it unfinished tho.
>make a cool concept>scrap it>it gets datamined>people really like it>don't revive it>don't even acknowledge itWhat causes this?
https://youtu.be/bRhNkzD8dWAYou played with screen shake off?You didn't finish this game
>>577224436Swedish Arrogance
"Who cares you faggots will cry about anything."
>>577224436Don't worry, APC is dropping today anon.>>577224497Artificial difficulty final boss
>>577224497Stop shilling your sub 300 views dogshit videos.
wots da chances that there will be a mod to make the lasgun actually do lasers?
That is an Ork in disguise do not answer him
>>577211595Glass of milk
oi just like me red beamy things roight nuthin more to it
Chances of new squiggers have AP4 weakspot?
>botdive a little>first game has three idiots mad that I can't reinforce them while taking down a stratagem jammer>finally take down the jammer>three idiots proceed to die over and over and over again to one single gunship patrol instead of just shooting them with their quasars>leave>join a second mission>it's in the lobby with the host who is using deadsprint begging the dude who picked the heart booster to pick the stim booster instead>leave because he is begging for 40 seconds instead of just swapping off of deadsprint>join a third game>someone brings the tank>decides it'd be a fantastic idea to call it out in the open 50 meters away from a cannon turret, bot tank, and the factory strider convoy>if they had walked 15 meters back they could have called it behind a hill and then had rocks as cover from the convoy and been able to shoot each strider as it walked around the rocks>it somehow lives just long enough for the guy who called it down to get blown up as he tries to enter it>tank guy respawns>tank guy grabs his epoch and manages to fire off one shot off>second shot blows him and his teammate up because they overcharged it>both of them respawn>at this point the convoy called in a bot drop>clankers land all around us>watch a medicdiver try and fail to stim a teammate>teammate the medicdiver was trying to stim gets gunned down>medicdiver would have saved him if he just shot the three mgraiders instead of trying to be a crusader crossbow medic from tf2>game crashes>take this as a sign and call it for tonight
>>577224497wtf is that at west 284
>Tf2 streamers need to use mods to hide the names or people will join and troll the shit out of them>Nothing happens to helldivers 2 streamers even though Narrowhead said they cant ban people
most retarded post i've seen today
>>577224436Swedes being right and not Reddit subhumans for once
ATTENTION /hdg/ YOUR PANTS ARE ABOUT TO BE SHITTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>577227291Yeah, we'll see.
>>577227291Are they finally let us save loadouts ? Do they have the technology ? Am i supposed to be hyped for a basic thing that was in the first game ?
>>577227291>something special for the armory people. If it is loadouts, this should not have taken two years. If it is anything else, why bother
What time is it in Sneeden?
>>577227291It's not loadouts and it's not the cut weapon mods either
>>577227832The update will be in about 12 hours.
>>5772278325 am
>>577227872More like 10
Personally I feel that the melta will be a bit underbaked, probably won't be popular.
>>577226984Nah, bro. He fucking destroyed you epic style.
>>577227607Surely its armor customization. Thats the only feature I'd consider hype worthy.
>>577227941I will take being able to freely color my armor over loadouts.
>>577227291The update hasn't dropped and I already feel underwhelmed. Maybe it'll actually be really good have cultists, the APC and some extra squids but I think the new enemies will be hardly notable if not annoying and that this will be the first legendary bond that I buy because the weapons seem pretty good for heavy ap if nothing else.
>>577227000Not the guy you're replying to but I thought it was sort of neat. I've always wished I could swap my guy's armor and vehicle camo automatically to match whatever biome instead of you just picking whatever your favorite skin is and sticking with it. Black and yellow always look good too, I suppose.
>>577228004>freely color my armor>monkey paw curls
>>577228308Yeah I know there will be weird neon and tranny freaks, but I want to change my armor to different normal colors and at least in this game I can just kill those people.
What's it gonna be?
Not a fan of the tit-goggles
>>577228518they finally added the 8 slot emote wheel after all this time>>577228642I'm not going to use the warhammer stuff as I hate warhammer, but even I'm going to install a mod that removes those goggles.
Will tomorrow be better than the hive worlds?
>>577228642Was an odd choice to have them in general since the models don't have them for the helmets, only the helmetless guy has them.
warbond when?
>>577229334whenever the store reset is
I hope Meltagun is page 1 on the warbond
>>577228518>Mission: Defend Riga for 3 days, raid a bot or bug world for more resources for 3 days then if we are lucky go to Seasse or Heze to fight the 'new' illuminate unit.>Basic balance shit>Amory: presets or search functionThat will be it. Arrowhead will drip feed anything else like usual over the next 4-6 months.
>>577228642Someone forgot to tell the AI to not put goggles on top, oh well it only cost $1 to generate
>>577229030>Heavy armor is kinda stupid but does look like a flak suit and matches the rest of the squads camo >>577228642>Some random fucking fanboy niche bullshit camo patter God I fucking hate 40k fans
>>577228518Every single time they've said something like this its been a fucking NOTHING burger the day after
>>577229775>and matches the rest of the squads camoIn this case the heavy armor is based on this color scheme, most likely done to not make them repetative.
>>577229904Which looks fucking awful. Why are they in pajamas? This is 100% the fanboy niche scheme of one of the devs and he farted, spat and shat his pants demanding it happen instead of two matching camos that makes sense.
>>577223625I'm going to be rocking the armour with the sexy navy blue and an AC.That armour perk was made for the AC.
>>577230027>Why are they in pajamas?Was the style at the time.
>>577228518If its actually load outs i'm gonna be a little pissed. That is a basic. BASIC. QOL feature that was not only in the first game, but is in most games as well. It is. Genuinely. The bare minimum.
>mfw arrowhead never gave a release date for the level 300 cap change>mfw tomorrow they will release nothing except for the warbond and more filer missions
>>577230290Thats why its exactly gonna be that lmao. Only Arrowhead can pass minimal QoL shit as something great.
>>577229775heavy armor guy is EOD padding, he's carrying a melta mine.
>>577227913Wont goyims workshop get mad if they make the collab items suck?
durrr when does the warbond release?
>>577230519melta in helldivers seems good but it being mid would be funny since melta got absolutely raped and gaped with 10th edition 40k, it has fallen from grace so hard.
What time to big updates usually drop anyway?
>>577230902five more hours
>>577230902fifty more hours
>>577230902two more weeks
>OMFG THE NEW 30% RELOAD IS SO GOATED GUYS >brings 4x reds or 4x greens or 4x disposable blues which are the only real metas >Never reloads a support weapon once
>>577216581It's incredibly funny how we went from redditors freaking out over playing as "the bad guys", to anons being in total denial over the VERY BLATANTLY presented themes in the game. Like I know it's a fucking meme and all, but this is actual media illiteracy.
>>577191751Okay lads, I won't lie to you. I'm excited for the Warhammer warbond and the new Illuminate update.
soon(tm)>b-but it will powercreep the grenadier battlementit's shit and that's a good thing
>>577231867>but it will powercreep the grenadier battlementYou can't powercreep something no one takes.
so the bolt pistol is explosive?
any info about the melta yet?if it can kill a charger to the face in around 1 to 2 seconds it must have absolute dogshit ammo cap, like 8-10 seconds of total firing time
>>577230027>pajamasthat's urban camo you retard.
>>577231930if it were true to both lore and tabletop rules it won't be
>>577231919Exactly anon, but we both know some of the contrarian cocksucker in here will say that regardless
>>577232031That doesn't matter, anon.Only headcanon does.
>>577232003With a big, bright, red shoulder pad on your ugly as fuck pajamas
>>577231919I take it on bot flags :3
I think they shouldn't put a cap on the amount of bullet casings appearing on the map, they should also add a sound effect of bullet casings hitting the ground too. Bit of a nitpick but that's my only complaint about this game
>>577232703>4 guys with maxigun>9 trillion bullet casings everywhere>FPS got cut in half
>>577232703crash after 5 minutes
>>577232703>>577233159This game crashes rendering 50 png files at once (when we could spam red orbitals with no cooldown) it couldn't possibly handle physics of that level. Best you could hope for is some weird fuckery where the bullet cases become terrain with no physics but that would look fucking weird when an explosion goes off and they don't move.
>>577220708You will never get 10% completion rate content because the Galactic War existsAdding a "blob sabotages the entire game" difficulty is literal suicide
>>577229479when store reset?
>>577233428Anon... the MOs are fake. They're scripted.
>>577233454Winning is scriptedJoel faps to the losses
>>577233538Its not real anon
>>577233449In around 8 hours.
Bolt pistol will break your arm on 3 shot
>>577232703>Walking through a pile of artillery shells and hearing the addicting *clink clonk*ing of them as you shuffle them around your feet in BF1.God damn that game's audio was fucking sex to the ears.
>>577234054>Bolt pistol will break your armFinally, a use for the stim pistol
Does anyone have the picture of Baskinator standing sideway? Don't ask why I need it
KDM medium armor when?
>>577234376once they finally fill the hole left by the frvs and are able to ship the supposedly scrapped warbond
>>577233454Listen here. Ya'll just don' get it. Ya'll go out runnin' around and takin' Mastuh Joel's planets without permission. Creek? Beach? Lordy lordy no das just beggin fah trouble. Us bugdivers? We's gud boys. We no finna take Mastuh Joel's planets less he tells us to. Mastuh Joel ain't gonna have no problems with us ya hear. Now if yous scuse me I gots to go drop Phact Bay.Go down Moses...waaaaaay down in Egypt's laaaaaaand....
Maxigun need a push force buff and 2000 RoF buff
>>577206000I get what happened, the rocket pods locked onto the pouncer who was next to the beacon before it jumped at the helldiver, and stayed locked on while he was in the air and arrived at the helldiver, what shit luck
>>577233646Learned helplessness
>>577226734just another day on the pub front mate.should have made a lobby.
>>577234437they should add bikes, a faster transport option for duos or solo (two variants, one with/without a mg)
>>577226734Nice diary post
So /hdg/ are we hype?
>>577236326i am sleepymight not make it lads
Last time I played HD2 was back when super earth got invaded, I just hope you guys don't mind me joining your lobbies tomorrow (if there will be any) because I lost all of my muscle memory.
>>577236326I am more hype for the shitstorm that will happen here instead of playing the game.
>>577213873I sure hope there aren't any giant fuckhuge mountains blocking your view
>really love the AK platform IRL>love to use the Coyote because it's an AK>gets called a shitter by /hdg/
>>577236326This >>577236419Looking forward to the endless cope when the update is fuck all
>>577236450>commie gunthat's a no no
>>577236450Coyote isn’t even that good. Hyena is far superior.
>>577236450>unironically like the recoiless because I have been obsessed with Carl Gustaf 8.4 cm recoilless rifle since I was little>big bazooka go big boom to kill big target, whats not to like?>marked forever as an eternal shitter by /hdg/ because it is the biggest crutch support weapon in the game
>>577236450>>577236895just play the fucking gun retardunless you're an obnoxious retard making a part of your loadout your entire personality and won't shut up about it no one gives a shit
>>577236895>>577236450>playing with /hdg/ which is worse than randoms>giving a flying fuck what losers on this board of all places thinks You are retarded cucks
>>577236450>>577236895 I like to bring the Anti Tank Emplacement with me because it reminds me of this badass video I saw when I was a kid, nothing more badass than operating a big ass cannon, but you know how the retards in here feel about the ATE
>>577237256people are only going to bitch about it if you're the kind of faggot to use it to snipe fabs from 350 meters out and spam it at dropships so all that's left is interacting with terminals
you DO have your 250 medals already banked, right /hdg/?
>>577236450>Coyote>AKCZ Bren akthually
>>577237362You expect me to use a giant cannon at shotgun range or something?
>>577237561yes, and now I'm going to go to sleep because what's going to happen is the patch will hit in around 4-5 hours, the warbond won't actually release until 3 hours after that, and the new content won't be active until 4 hours after that
SC printing lobby when?
>>577236419>>577236470why are you like this?
>>577237672I expect you not to be a dumb faggot but I reckon it's a tall order
>>577237892It was designed to blow up stuff at long range, how else am I supposed to use the ATE?
>Played non-stop for the last week>Super Credits haven't gone up even onceI'm glad I already had 1570 in the bank or I'd be pissed.
wait there’s people here who unironically have less than 40k super credits?
is it up?
>>577238027>>577237672He's just seething you stole all of his izzat by clearing out bot outposts across the map before he could call down his EAT, the indians in here absolutely hate it when they got mogged by other people because that go against the narrative of them being the main character of the story.
>>577237613I'm gonna need you to fact czech this
>>577238249Same, barely got anything but at least have enough for the warbond if I decide to take it. POIs had Just requisitions and medals.
>>577237841the healing is not as rewarding as the hurting
>>577237754They don't exist anymore. You missed the gravy train, you were too slow! No infinite free credits for you!
>>577238249I've been playing on D9 recently and I've seen way more supercredits than usual. I think it really is just that D10 doesn't spawn as many POIs.
>>577237754nobody is gonna host lil bro now that SC cheating was mainstream + the thread will be full of trannies and reddit tourists ready to report you directly to AH for cheating hecking SCs
5 more hours for the warbond?
>>577238338Yeah, my ass.
>>577238759I'm gonna go and get it.
inb4 melta can destroy fabricators
>>577238338Yes, my dick.
>>577238841Anything with at least AP5 can destroy fabricators.
>>577238627D9 maps are more fun______ than D10 but /hdg/ is not ready for this conversation yet due to izzat preservation taking priority over everything else.
>>577239002Are there any differences between D9 and D10 besides the base sizes?
Are you ready, chat? I know I'm ready.
>>577236450>move tactically with the squad>can't go prone without /hdg/ looking at your ass>raped back in the ship
>>577239072anon's cope is that the fortress takes up a substantial part of the map that would usually be covered by regular outpostsbut one fortress >>> three 1 fab bases
>>577239072fortresses and mega nests force 25% of the map to be empty and reserved for them in the middle only, which really limits map geography and POIs.everything else is the same but you also get 50% less EXP bonus which I imagine means massive izzat loss.
>>577239245>can't go prone without /hdg/ looking at your ass>raped back in the shipwhy is this considered "bad"?
>>577239245post the ass or it's LARP
>>577239089DIS NIGGA UNIRONICALLY BUY SC LMAFOOOOOOOOO KEKEKEKEKE ROLF
>>577239089thank you for being an upstanding member of this community, hero
>>577239089I thought /hdg/ was full of super l33t h4x0rs who cheated in SCs only...The reddit takeover is complete...we are finished....
>wake up update eve>feel sick>pain in gutthanks for the kidney stone arrowhead, now I can't play your game until it passes
>>577239089Thank you for supporting the game
>>577239089Good on you for buying SC and supporting the game, don't let these jobless neets tell you otherwise
>>577239089Based, thanks for keeping the lights up, king.
Hpw are you preparing tonight?
>>577238249If you are on D10, almost no one has a warp pack for bunkers
>>577240229day 100 waiting for a mod that makes latex armors look skin-tight and not loose in-game...
>>577240519do it yourself
>>577240346I'm going to make some grilled cheese sandwich and a cup of hot chocolate
>>577240573Arrowhead infected me with a massive allergy to actual work...
>>577240346reinstalling the game while I play overwatch and friendslop
>>577238338It won't go live for roughly another 5-6 hours. It's always about 1pm-ish Bongland time.
>>577238841>1.5 sec before firing>Graduate increase in penetration and damage >100 capacity >4 magazines
>>577240346collect rent from one of my properties to buy large sized 12 inch kebab before I buy the warbond and consoom my 250 medals
>>577240229LOOK AT THOSE MILK BRAPPERS
>>577239786
>>577240656lazy bum
>>577241190>that 1cm of belly fat bumpbig hard boner rape sex with medicdivers NOW
>>577241190>>577240229Built for Big Bug Cock
>>577241362>>577241578booget some new material
>>577191751sickle or scythe?
>>577241703not even a fair comparison... scythe cucks and rapes sickle any day.
>>577238841why wouldn't it be able to?
>>577240148
>>577241703Scythe:>less sustain unless you use the high capacity heatsink>dogshit DPS>pinpoint accuracy and zero recoil makes it excellent for targeting weakpoints>can set targets on fireSickle:>behaves more like a bullet hose with recoil>more than twice the DPS of the Scythe>less accurate due to spread so often you're just spraying targets center mass>has fewer tactical options since it can't set targets on fire
>>577241703Scythe lets you kill heavies if you know where to shoot to enable the fire effect to cook them slowly. This is not a substitute for heavy penetration or AT weapons, just a hidden bonus.Sickle actually kills things faster and is better against light and medium infantry.
>>577223428Yes. We could have had cool hellbots on our ships instead of annoying brown people that never shut the fuck up.
>>577240947>landlordabsolute parasite, I hope you die a slow painful death
>>577240175That's why you buy the game in the first place, fuckwit
what do you think it feels like to accidentally warp into bile spewer's bloated belly and be instantly vaporized into explosive hot gas
>>577242050why does a laser gun have recoil?why does a laser gun make noise....
>>577243152>into a bile spewer's bellytypo whoops I'm jerking off btw
>>577243152i imagine you disintegrate faster than your brain gets to process the pain
>>577239089Holy
First time having to wait to get off work to enjoy update..No..
what purpose would a low ammo marksman lasgun serve in a horde shooter instead of the standard tried-and-true infantry lasgun?
i just unloaded like 5 pounds of shit into my toilet so my pants will be sparred whether the update sucks or not
>Only have 200 medalsPeople will unlock the melta before me...
Surely they will buff the Maxigun this time....
>>577243117Thank you for further supporting the game
Maxigun more like TaxigunTAXIIIIII take me away from this trash stratagem
>>577243295yeah that makes senseso it's more erotic to be churned into bile rather than sublimate into a gas
Give me one thousand Super Credits
>>577239089why is arrowhead so concerned about cheated SC when there's clearly wonderful shabbos goy willing to do this
do you think at any point during the digestion process you would ejaculateasking for a friend
When warbond?
maybe you're just rendered down into a thick slurry
>>577239089Now I must rebalance the timeline by cheating in another 6k SC.
>>577243912Update in 2 hoursBond in 5 (or 6, i never know if they drop at 2 or 3PM)
>>577243808their investors would like them to maintain their current levels of (unfounded) profitability.
my body is ready for the update
How do we filter out tourists from our lobbies once update hits?Make it mandatory to show they have "just play the game" helmet first?Host D9 lobbies to filter out all the dadgamers?
>>577244178why is there a bulge
>>577244178Would
>>577244178please be in asia
>>577244182mandatory k/d above 23
>>577241770>>577242050>>577242369damn...I guess I'm going scythe when I reinstallI fucking loved the og sickle and hated the de but if the scythe can melt heavies I'm in
>>577244078That's too long.
>>577244182Crossplay: off
>>577244178damn this is ancient
>>577244182Autokick anybody below level 300.
Any other beachdivers here and ready?
>anon can you come early today?its so joever
>>577244397majority of people joining lobbies are on PC anyway, you don't "win" by having crossplay off here
>>577244178I have these same shorts, I'm a 36 year old italian man tho
>>577244567WAGECELS ARE SEETHING
a 36 year old jerking off to being dissolved in a bile spewer
>>577244567
No but really I bet half of you are sub-300 shitters.
ETA?
>warbond release>maybe one OP weapon>gets nerfed in first week>it sucks now>everyone hates it>it becomes another memecant wait people cry about warbond
>>577245052
CLOZZY SAVE MEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>577245052>>577245107These lose a lot of impact without sound
>>577244368Okay, it releases in 15 minutes
What if this is the first warbond where all the weapons are good?
>>577245373I can hear them perfectly fine in my head lol
>>577245407We already had one like that.
>>577245107that thing is a poorly disguised alien and will be shot on sight.
>>577245585>that thing is a poorly disguised alienbut enough about women
>>577245390That's too short.
>>577245407It's possible, yes
>>577245407Game is so easy it doesnt matter
I want to fuck robutt so fucking bad
K, Im going to bed. And if the thing baconator was hyping up turns out to JUST be loadouts imma be pissed.
>>577245784Same, maybe we can spitroast her together?
>>577245683
So no more sc lobbies? :(
>>577246080nigger we didn't have any of those for the past 4 months you fucking tourist
>>577246215I wonder if with the death of jeet engine we'll see niggers toiling in the SC fields again around here
>>577245683is this robutt before she got turned into an automaton?
>>577246080fartbutt
SC FARM LOBBY>SC FARM LOBBYLAST CALL IF YOU STILL NEED SC FOR THE WARBOND steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243737918623/76561198309824104with chinese injectors from 蛋花汤 橙花雞 I've been getting 300-400 per minute
I'm taking my Robutt squid hunting tomorrow.
>>577244354Don't worry, it doesn't.
>>577246943should I sell my dignity and join a furry lobby for SC?decisions, decisions...
>>577246943>>577247145you better think fast because we're 3/4
>>577247145it's a rare opportunity to join a lobby hosted by an unironic nutcase
>>577246943They gonna ban your accounts now.
>>577246943>Egg drop soup, orange blossom chickenhuh?
>>577247280>They gonna ban
>>577244178>double digit levelWhat are you doing here faganon?
Can someone explain to me why the hd2 wiki has copy image protection for images that are copyrighted by arrowhead and *not* the wiki?
>>577247817???
>>577247817what are you talking about?there is not a single image I wasn't able to save from the wiki yet
>the illuminate void theme being more threatening than the regular illuminate themeI want to be hyped but it's arrowhead. The composer nailed it again tho
is this enough to reach level 300?
>>577248118you need twice that
>>577248118lmao, try 50m
>uptick in dogshit postshmm
>>577248118lmfao
>>577248118>he's not going to be level 300 on release
>>577248118blacklisted from my lobbies
>>577248118if Anon's are right and sweden will keep the same system with every 5lvl 500 more exp you will need something like 4.6m exp
Will there be anything in the store or will 1500 credits be enough for me?
>*unbirths you*>*flies you back to the Super Destroyer*>*gets unbirthed into the Super Destroyer hangar*>*lovingly squeezes you out onto the elevator and blows you a kiss as you ascend to the bridge*
sub lvl 100 chads, where we at?
Do all the awful niggers just pop up now
>>5772486931500 is enough>>577248762I will gladly take Gucciposting compared to whatever the fuck this is
>>577248975he tried to warn us
MODS HELP HELP HE IS POSTING SOFTCORE PORN ON A BLUE BOARD
only 13 more minutes until dogshit
I am... forgotten...
>>577248964lvl 99 reporting in
>bass on the illuminate void goes so hard it broke my earbudsneat
Post songs to commit void xenocide to
4 minutes until total nerftranny suicide
>>577249273https://youtu.be/nUNN2LT4X_s
5 MORE MINUTES UNTIL TOTAL DOOMNIGGER DEATH!
>>577249273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HzDG9ykCjA
>>577249273real mechdivers will knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yX6E5wHRHQ
when does the patch drop its been awhile since ive logged in on a patch day
>>577249273https://youtu.be/H0x11KnUWHE?si=VCc_2N451b1kjryF
>>577249273tank included of coursehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCXmgukT154
>>577249650Literally 2 minutes from now
1 MORE MINUTE UNTIL TOTAL DOOMNIGGER DEATH!
IT'S UP
New>>577249785>>577249785>>577249785
>>577243205Lasers with sufficient energy to act like bullets and/or instantly vaporize a nigga would have recoil. Light has mass, flashlights have microscopic yet measurable recoil.
>nothing happanedit's over total swedish death
>577249150literally who
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpF8gI71VjoPatch notes!
I'm so proud my them
>>577250301>level increased to 300>"it will take 3-4000 hours to get there"
>you can hug SEAF
