>Season 4 Trailerhttps://youtu.be/DiIquLrEqC4 >D.Mon | New Hero Gameplay Trailerhttps://youtu.be/XckReAEvYvE >Growing Pains Story Time with LilyPichuhttps://youtu.be/psPH5Z_VJc0>Tough Call | D.Mon Hero Trailerhttps://youtu.be/i2zohQuNcbo >Overwatch 2026 Spotlighthttps://youtu.be/N8Sgnn72e9Y >Schedule>Season 4 - OUT NOW!>MEKA Squad Event - August 11 - August 31>Overwatch World Cup Event - September 01 - September 14>New Team Competitive Drives - September 04 - September 06>Latest patch noteshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/>Comics, short stories and musichttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/>Overwatch Esports 2026 Viewership Rewardshttps://esports.overwatch.com/en-us/rewards>Official Hero Statisticshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/rates>Overwatch Wikihttps://overwatch.weirdgloop.org>Overwatch Esportsliquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_PagePrevious Thread: >>577205937
the kiriko brought you donuts
The
no monkey business
first i have to watch a few episodes of airing, then i can continue my placement matches, currently 6/10 games complete. It says i'm expected for Gold 4, i hope with these last 4 games i can at least get to G3 or G2, but regardless a good start for me, considering I was clawing my through 2 bronze levels and all of silver last season with Shion, and touched gold but fell back to S1 due to the drive grind.looking forward, my current goal for this season is to hit Plat 5 at the very least. If I get lucky though, i hope to maybe even grind through Plat all the way to Emerald. however, I don't know if one-tricking Shion will be so favorable to me this season. but it's the only way i'll really learn the character to a T.
excuse me for dropping in
sniff
Delete Ana from this game
sex with venture
Amelie is my wife if that matters btw.
>>577237639spreading venture's buttcheeks
Zen is cancer, ugly, and dogshit design. Kill this faggot hero off.
>>577237639i wanna taste her 'dirt'
>>577237658Good to know what someone who thinks cartoon characters are their friends thinks.
>>577237773This but Ana
>>577237658>orisa in the fuckyou lookin for a tussle
Not all OW players are trannies but all Ana players are.
>>577237773>>577237874These are both true and they're the direct cause for brawlslop tanks being giga buffed at all times.
>>577237984hush little baby
Thoughts? The on the left looks more interesting and cooler now in my imo
Young Ana is so ugly. No wonder there's not much R34 compared to the other OGs or her daughter.
the only thing ana needs to have to be balanced is to make it so that she can only fire while scoped, and unscoping puts her left click on a 1 second cooldown.
>>577237572Kiriko's new skin is sex
play deadlock
*knows your ip address*
Ana is my comfort character since she makes me feel comfortable about my weird transition phase during hormone treatment.
>>577238129The fuck is that
Ana is so ugly. I want this old granny removed for being a slop character with dogshit ugly design.
>>577238228>eats your sleep dart>puts a spear through your skull
i'm like Lifeweaver IRL
>First Freja and now Ana.Is the schizo alright?
>>577237658why is tracer ahead of Widow?why is Widow not in a tier of her own? like "Widow Tier" above all the rest?fuck off you fucking weekend warrior faggot touristAmelie isn't your wife and never will be and *shouldn't* be even if she could be you're a fucking stupid cocksucker who should have sewing needles hammered under his fingernailsfuck you I hope you get a call about your mother dying in a car accident on the highway
>>577238494TrAnsa is an abomination and blight to this game. She ruins all the honesty left. Fuck the retards who play this ugly old bitch.
>>577238054Left looks like fucking shit, the Omnic detective now has antennas/cat ears and looks generic like shit, even Shion looks worse silhouette wise
>>577238494At least ana is actually somewhat unattractive. Hopefully soon he moves onto complaining about moira.
>>577238054The left one before looked cooler imo but I guess I can see why they changed it because of how much the silhouette looked too much like Mizuki. Detective bot completely lost all of his aura tho.
>>577238129i don't like the moba aspect at all
>>577237658Finally a good ranking without obvious bait but Widow should be above everyone no?
>Incinerates you to death.
Ana should have the ability to crit added to her base kit. Her sleep dart should also last until the game is over and her nade should subtract 20% of a heroes health consecutively each time it hits someone.
>>577237658
>>577238301ugly gargoyle monster girl from deadlock, with a flat chest and masculine/monster outline but the voice and personality of a 18 year old latina from the bronxher fandom is retardedly vocal>>577238129the march 6th patch ruined it and every patch since then has been worse than the lastsomeone should drag icefrog behind a truck
Lifeweaver unironically scares the shit out of me when he does his pull thing.i'll be halfway across the map and out of nowhere i'm getting pulled into some fucking room, i turn around he's just staring at me
>>577237014
Anti-healing dishonest bitch and a problem in this game since that faggot Jeff was still in charge.
>>577237658Kiriko needs a tier of her own above the rest and Widow needs a tier of her own above Kiriko and everyone elseVendetta is not hot, JQ is not hot, Mei is not cute, Illari is not cute, Sierra is not cute.
>>577238301Ivy. A Gargoyle dressed like a 1930’s era Chicago mobster. Wields a Tommy gun and has a cute Latina/Puerto Rican accent.
>>577238834Based?
if they want people to play tank they've gotta do shit about mauga hog ana and zenyatta
>sleep dart changed to paralyzing dart>on hit target is frozen in place>taking damage or being healed for an amount over 50 removes the effect>effect is removed immediately, no "recovery time"wow its literally that fucking simpleno more of ana doing her 150 damage combo before you can even press left click.no more of having to stand around a slept target hoping the enemy shoots them or expecting the kirko to waste her shit when an anti could come flying in at any moment.no more of ana just getting to walk away for free without thinking because she pressed left shift on the guy who had to brave the oregon trail just to share a zip code with her.
>>577238834Kiriko's personality turns me off so I put her where she belongs. I didn't do my wife justice since I made it on a whim and found her and Tracer in that cinematic hot. JQ is acquired taste and Illari and Sierra are cute if you're not a boring racist chud.
>>577238674Detective lost his cane and the other guy got a cane
Juno is literally the only slightly honest support
aaron keller won the new season is unironic peak
>>577239073her jewpedos are dishonest.
>>577239073I kinda agree
>>577239084is Lilypichu korean?
IS NEW PERK ON CASSIDY GOOD
Why am i seeing so many wuyangs?
I don't understand how they let that old ugly browoid bitch be so good for so many seasons without a single nerf on her dogshit kit. Jeff was a super retard to even greenlit that ugly old troglodyte in the first place.
>>577239101that's why I said slightly honest. and even then the torpedoes are nothing compared to the dishonesty of other supports
>>577239073>the auto-targeting nuke hero>honeststadium will teach you to hate this fucking cunt. you wont know shit until you and three of your besties each get 250 health cleaved off because you dared to enter her sightline for a second.
The only honest characters are Reaper, Emre, Soldier
>stadium
>>577238787
>>577238705STOP instalocking that perk. USE THE OTHER ONEDON'T make us buff it again.
>>577239243and Lifeweaver!
Honest characters are boring. Dishonesty is based and kills the compooners and CoDkiddies.
>placements at 7amis this a good idea?
fun characters=dishonest
>>577239035>IllariIllari is ugly as fuck in most of her skins>SierraShe has the Bratz doll anime black girl features which I guess are cuter than Sojourn's but noand yes I am a racist and you're a faggotI actually forgot for a moment I was talking to the retard who claims Widow is his wife but put her below Tracer in his own fucking chart, makes an excuse for it, then calls me a "racist chud" holy fuck you're such an estrogenated faggotI bet you watch a ton of Widow blacked because you're not a boring Chud and it makes it more exciting, right?>inb4 you unashamedly say "yes" because your mother and father failed you and you're a zoomer whose testosterone levels average around 321
>>577239073Explain how Brig, Lucio, Baptiste and Illari are dishonest
dmon obvious strength is her backwards mobility. rein can't zoom backwards with his shield up.
>your mainsDishonest>my mainsThe most honest heroes in the game
>lifeweaverstrannies seething on cd everywhereFucking awesome
>>577239536uggo
>>577239458>Brig literally ruined the game she was so dishonest>Lucio is some fucking faggot for braindead retards who got the skill requirement removed from his wallriding so any moron can do it and stall out a capture point for 30 minutes>Baptiste and his faggot fucking invulnerability, and overtuned gun damage, also >black
>>577237658>I look up dark-skinned_male on rule34 and this is my chart
>>577239458Brig is dishonest because shieldbash is retarded. It shouldn't knockdown rein or doom or vendetta. It definitely shouldn't be able to do it from frame 1 and it definitely is dishonest that her shield can be down after she bashes and still cause a knockdown.
Baptiste is unironically the most honest support in the game right now.
>>577238129Playing a 40 minute ASSFAGGOT just to lose and no surrender button.
I only play for fun and there's nothing that you honestyfags could do to stop me.
>>577239592in that case kiriko would be on top with mercy
>>577239597Spotted the crybaby doomfist, nobody else cries about shield bash rein just turns her to pulp after the knockdown
>>577239746I don't disagree but here most of this reasoning is because of astroTurfed Jose posting.
>>577239472based
>>577239724>surrender buttonyou sound like the type to surrender long before any such button would be available to you. why even play if you dont want to try?
>>577239824jose killed himself a long time ago
>>577239728based enjoyer
>4 year old running joke is astroturfedokay buddy
Sojourn is fun, I see why people play her a lot
Honestysisters, they're mocking us...
Name 5 heroes that are honest
I'm really enjoying my day so far, I think I'll play overwatch.
>>577240079Soldier 76...and ....um....ugh.....
>>577239870>A TEAMMATE HAS DISCONNECTED FROM THIS GAME YOU WILL LOSE NO MMR IF YOU LEAVE.
>>577240079MaugaFrejaMoiraRoadhogSymettra
Whenever trangroids get a new hero, it's boring dogshit that moves so slow. Yawn.
>>577240079S76CassidyAsheWidowmakerTracer
it was a close game
>>577239945It was like two people tops for multiple months.This would be like saying mercy bastion posting was a integral part of the general.
>>577240079AnaMoriaJet Pack CatLifeweaverMizuki
>>577240079honesty 76sojhonestypharahonestyhorisanestyillari
>>577240079Tracer (Scout)Pharah (Soldier)Junkrat (Demoman)Mercy (Medic)Widowmaker (Sniper)
D.mons remech should give mapwide radiation poisoning
>>577240079Doomfist BallHogZaryaFreja
>>577240170a dc is different from a surrender buttonjust leave if youre allowed to leave a match with a literal player discrepancy (no, having a bad player is not grounds for surrender)
Junkrat has yellow fever
>>577240079AnaAnaAnaAnaAna
>>577239913I love when zen players flank, especially with the float perk
>>577240507Based Junkrat
The teams' tanks should just 1v1 in the corner of the map while the rest of the lobby play the objective. Its not fair when only one of them are doing it.
Least honest heroes of all time? Includes from peak to nerfed and initial release.
>>577240679Jose finna ban you
>>577240679Sex
>>577240675AnaKirikoRoadhogMaugaAnran
>pros say Dmon isn't goodshe might need some tuning but I guarantee pros are all just retarded faggots who are jumping the gun because they haven't bothered to try and figure out tech yet/they don't have the APM for herI say this after trying her in practice range for 3 minutesThe "combos" you can/are required to do to be a "real" D.mon are probably filtering people
>>577240424>dmon remechs>green hog cloud disperses>map wide sound effect>applies earthshatter to everyone in double the range of dva bomb>allies and enemies in range gain heal amp>leaving the range once under its effects applies 100 DoT
D.mom...
>>577240679imagine how much more popular she would be if the feminists at blizzard got fired
>>577240752I see so few people boosting sideways or backwards, people don't know the most simple tech
>>577240675Mei SymmetraBastionTorbBrigitte DoomfistVendettaMaugaZaryaAsheSombraFrejaJet Pack CatLifeweaverMizuki
Sierra Ogundimu
>>577240079CassidyAsheSojourn+ 2 more heroes that I'll play a lot in future (idk)
is lifeweaver honest or dishonest?like hes a decent healer and the worst part about his kit is the grip, but its only bad because of unoptimal usage. he doesnt have outrageous damage, he doesnt have some stupid mechanic that guarantees kills or meaningfully saves him from a dive, hes just got the predictable flower and a pitiful midair dash. most he can do is pull a teammate to try and help before he dies.
>>577240818yeah the thing that interested me immediately was the ability to boost sideways, then I learned it was with shield up or without, then I found out she can also fucking boost backwards, with shield up or without>but you can also chain her dash strike with it>you can chase or engage with boost, boost past them then quick 180 knock them into your team to stop runners/catch out of position people>you can weave all your shit togetherthe backwards boost lets you do fucking fadeaway shots and shit with the gun too, I know, like "no duh" but this is just the basic stuff I immediately started thinking about, I guarantee no one has it in their muscle memory/rotation to be doing dynamic back boost fadeaways/while meleeing or juking by mixing it with the dash attack, etc. etc.there's probably some tech or skill ceiling to optimally cancelling her gun mode tooI genuinely feel like she needs some kind of rebind or twomaybe side mouse buttons
https://vocaroo.com/1gnDwlr2yAWk
>>577241223Since Mizuki came out and the fallout of his buffs are still in effect, he sort of became irrelevant.
she needs more dmg on her m1. she doesnt do jackshit
>>577241245this would be great in a game where everyone is meleeunfortunately this tech just diffs reinhardt and everyone else just shoots her from range, invalidating all her little jukes and fades because shes got less reach than rein and needs to waste her juke resource just to approach.
>>577240079HogBallMaugaFrejaThe 'riko
>>577240675MoiraSymmetraBrigitteCatSombraBastionMeiOrisaMaugaDoomfist
>>577241406You're right, Sojourn needs a buff
Isn't D.MON supposed to be overpowered as hell? Why is Shion allowed to be broken on release? Do they not want people to tank?
>>577241586Shion was never broken
>>577240079DPS>Shion>AsheSupport>Juno>LucioTank>D.MON
>Shion broken on release
>>577241586>only one tank in 5v5releasing an overtuned tank means you have to mirror or (in all likelihood) lose. turning tank queue into dmon queue could destroy the already low tank player numbers if tank players didnt find her playstyle fun. better to release a lemon instead of the new mandatory pick.
Shion BROKE you on release
I qued up for 6 v 6 by accident. Worst day of life.
>>577241586Shion wasn't broken and isn't broken and keeps getting fucking nerfed. Fun characters not allowed.
Shion got raped so JPC can have buffs.
The Eichenwalde changes did fucking nothing?!?
>Shion
>>577241223He is an overkitted hero, having so many CDs one has to be on his jump button for lack of slotsIf you ask me the yank just shouldn't make people invincible. Let it have limits.
Shion should remain dogshit for the sake of the game. Too many "fun"slop characters ruining the game.
What's the point of matchmaking if it's going to put me in 10 losing games in a row? Just put me where I belong.
>>577241930They ruined the entire tone and aesthetic of it by removing flavorful lore related assets for generic cover, and added a bunch of nonsensical jump pads and fucking elevators which make this "abandoned" old place look retarded.
>>577241586They might be (rightly) worried about making her too strong because she's one of those "do a bit of everything" heroes with no clear niche.Shion is just another flanker in a sea of similar heroes where fucking TRACER still exists.
Name 5 heroes that are funslop.
>They added elevators and jump pads to Eichenwalde
>>577241993I think this but about annoying dancy zippy bitch heroes. If reworking them is off the table then yeah openly trashcan them as effective characters.
>>577238215
>>577242163>I'm a fucking faggot and I'm bad at videogamesI bet you main Sigma or something, god you're fucking gay and lame
My main is too infamous to be talked about but at least he got two cocks on his hands and a smile on his face.
Sigma is the most honest tank
Is there a reason why Winston has been shit for so long?
>>577242235oof mad Genjishitter detected
>>577242317That's not Winston
Is there a bulk download or torrent of the overwatch comics? I don't want to paw through site links.
D.Mon is the most honest tank you can play. That is not a good thing.
if i switched my region to asia can i play with koreans? na is full of cheaters and faggot stacks
Rework Anran into a ticklemonster. She's a dishonest demon with dogshit ugly design.
>>577242269You look thirsty
Is he still the best tank in the game?
>be me>"the new tank looks nice, maybe i will redownload overwatc-">most dogshit kit everand i thought the baby between dva and rein would be good
>>577239073Brig is the most honest support.
>>577242464Why would you switch to the region with the most cheaters in every game
>>577242561Get good
>>577242692Honestly the most shit
>>577242464usually yeah but some of them are the stereotypical sweats and cancer to fight against. on the bright side you get high quality practice but also high ego cry babies
>>577239536Cute thuss!!!
>>577242537Well I'm finding he trounces the new gook, her barrier is shredded fast and her return damage is pathetic
>>577242718Cheating is a crime in Korea + they need government ID to play online, somehow I don't believe your claim
>>577242719two times world champion thinks she's bad so she must be.
>>577242448Her existence just reminds people how shit playing tank is because of all the other powercreep bullshit heroes. She is honestly fun.
>>577242815Gee I wonder why they had to get so draconian about cheaters in Korea
>>577242829You're not a two time world champ, you don't play in LAN with other contenders, you're not even diamond. You play a completely different game but your hubris clouds your judgement.
New tolerated chart based on what I've seen in these past 3 weeks.
>>577242845Because esports is taken seriously there
>Lucio>Well likedlol
any hardstuck emeralds?
>>577242998>You're not a two time world champProof?
>>577242113ShionDominaJetpack CatRamattraWrecking Ball
>>577243095Who the hell dislikes Lucio besides his team when he decides to to farm clips?
I looked at Dmon's skin in more detail.In all ways except one, I like her de-meched outfit EVEN MORE. Anon was right though, the devil tail is fucking retarded and ugly and gay. Takes an incredible outfit to Halloween tier to an extent but whatever the ass is really nice and the rest of her jumpsuit pilot outfit is basically PERFECT in all ways aesthetically. The only let down, and who knows maybe I'll get a brain tumor and like it one day.But I really dislike the mech a lot more than I did originally. It needs the weapons to be less garish. They ruin the entire thing. It becomes an action figure at this point. It's a fucking Beast Wars toy.It still has a much better outline than the base form which is weirdly proported, but... God those stupid fucking weapons.
>tank queue times back to 2 minsohnonono
>>577243276thank fuck, now I can queue as dmon
>>577242815imagine if we had this shit in na. no more fat egirls or faggots on elocarry. no more stack niggers and the game would actually be good
D.Mon is just them testing the waters at how mobility crept and awfully balanced the game is. Massive nerfs are coming mid season to purify the game of nonsense heroes.
Well I hope the Le Sserafim skin is good for D.mon. Her current skins are ass.
>>577242028what is this even supposed to do? did they forget to move the other building so the highground is visible?
Unloading into venture from the back seeing the ripples travel from her phat brown ass all the way to her toned glistening back
>>577243276>New hero isn't broken? Not interested.
>>577243387Name 5 heroes that are nonsense.
>>577243310yeah damn dude it would be so sick to have to use your social security number in every gamewe should totally do that in every western countrysomeone should shoot you in the head you fucking subhuman cattle mental nigger-slave
>>577243387This is cope, but I believe it.
>>577242692honestly the most precious
>>577243423Give you high ground if they're holding super close. Almost all hy rid maps have something like this.
>>577243387>Massive nerfs are coming mid season to purify the game of nonsense heroesreal, we're going to d
>>577243551yeah okay, but it doesn't solve the problem of the cancer chokeit's the most pointless addition. you're never going to see anyone use this besides pharah and echo to land on.
Why didn't they nerf Freja this time? A lot of social media posts with thousands of likes complained about her unnecessary buffs. I thought they'll listen and put her back to where she is supposed to be.
>>577237590oh wow they were quite generous lole.I went 6-4 for my placements too, i for sure thought i'd only place in low Gold.welp, the Blizzard gods have given me this opportunity to grind to plat, i hope i don't squander it.
Something about her feels lacking. She isn't a hig enough threat when you're in her range like Rein is and she's not as mobile as D.Va is too be able to single out targets
Overwatch needs a kuudere
>>577243630It's a redundancy, not a regular thing. And it does provide a spot for some supports to use.
who will get to plat first, shionfag or gunface?
>>577243698I feel like she needs a little more fuel. Or let her fly like Zen does at least.
why does Hazard have a 5 o' clock shadow
>>577243926cos its been roughly half a day since he shaved I guess?
She needs slightly more barrier health(think 800-850) amd her dash fuel should regen a bit fast imo
>>577243836The strongest gold of today vs the strongest gold in history
>>577243732
Minor perk to recharge fuel from sword hits
>>577243806they should extend the plank to here or move the tower for an angle on highgroundthat way it's not a low elo spot trap and actually viableif the enemy team is beyond the bridge and not dying this spot is not going to help you
>No brigitte in my basement.
>>577244062Now you just negate the defenders high ground with no investment. I don't think you understand what I'm even saying.
>>577243016Ball, Mauga and Venture 100% belong in the satan catagory. You play any of them, and the moment you aren't going negative the entire enemy team will counterswap to fuck you over specifically.
>Ban Ana>Both supps are Ana mainsFuuuuuuck!
>>577244205Brig is only hot to me when I can tell she's all smelly with girlsweathow would it affect her post-rape-trauma if her rapist mostly just licked her all over and ate her holes and fucked her feet and armpits?
>>577242561Oh that artist is still around? Zero something
>>577244210the defender spot is stupid too because it's soft and there's no time to make it to the highground on the point itself either, so most teams do an awkward rotation back to point trying to avoid the bullshit objects scattered around. the central tower should give access to both highgrounds imo.
>Eichenwalde rework
yeah the eichenwalde rework kinda cheeks fr
>>577237658D.mon looks like a man
>>577243468LOL. go pay another monthly subscription for elocarry so u can boost another fat egirl. dont forget to take the faci ouchie and to get your krispy kream donut like a good goy while you're at it
>>577244327Yeah she's pretty cute.
>577244894>dont forget to take the faci ouchie and to get your krispy kream donut like a good goy while you're at itbut you're describing the exact kind of person who thinks it's a good idea for the government to demand they have to show their birth certificate and SSN to play some videogame made for third world LGBTQs
tigole brigger
>get put on a team with 2 e-couples with cringe matching namesawesome stuff, at least i get to avoid all 4 of them with only 2 slots.
briggies tiddies
brigitte owes me a handjob
brigtitte
why make the new rank green when masters is already green?
Did the "thank you for reporting" message always tell you the reason?
It's amazing I'll be in their backline as Moria 2healers + 1 dps(or tank) will be chasing me yet my retarded 4 other teammates can't win the point/cart
they forgot to make the emote animation distance fit baby YunaHana has two distances based on if she's in or out of mech
*wave fingers*Ni hao
Why is the new alive numbers thing in the same corner where the people who need to see it will never look
>>577245906they don't realise that retards can never actually be helped and that catering to them only hurts the rest of us. and that is true in society as a whole too.
>>577245938yeah they gave him the classic shota haircut. they knew what they were doing.
>>577246083Step on me Juno
>>577243836Gunface is hard stuck. Also, I don't think he really cares about climbing.
>>577245938https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/e/e7/Widowmaker_-_Step_into_my_parlor%2C_said_the_spider_to_the_fly.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20230915023905
>>577245938Not anymore.
Juno's pussy lips.
Juno's pussy lips kissing Domina's pussy lips
>>577244045Should I watch this?
>>577245207many are saying this!
there's a woman who's often in my games who only ever uses vc to desperately try to flirt and constantly 'jokes' about sexual things and not once have i seen someone take the bait, its always a silence afterwards followed by a callout. makes me laugh every time, its the only reason i haven't blocked her. looks like she might be a furry too from her steam profile.
I only just found out THREE OUT OF FIVE OF THE MEKA SQUAD ARE MENholy fuck Blizzard is retardedwhat a fucking blunder lmfao holy shit3 fucking free money printers thrown in the trash
>>577246573Damn lol
>>577246537I wish people would actually use VC in my games
lifeweavers seething makes me so happy. i hate this fucking faggot and his awful pulls, it should never have been forced upon anybody to begin with.
>>577246691>Kingdo these retards actually think people want to play as le korean glasses faggot/Dyrus/Supertf?
The Seung-Hwa
>>577246573It was written before Overwatch pandered to waifufags, so it's sovl.
It's amazing how Overwatch is an American game made for Chinese people and Marvel Rivals is a Chinese game made for American people
>>577246409Yes.Code Geass is absolutely peak. Possibly my personal greatest of all time. It can and will filter people, though.>why are there so many fucking school hijinks>why is it simultaneously batshit insane and seemingly entirely self-aware and super serious melodrama?>season 2... holy shit what is this
>>577246573how many dva's do we need tho
>>577246409no because it has a cringe cis male as the MC
>>577245938bratty twink
>>577247036>Marvel Rivals is a Chinese game made for American peopleYes, precisely, which is why it launched with a canon black male white female (blonde with blue eyes) couple and most of the white women have such oddly strong defined features and "comic book flourishes" (aka defining lines) on their faces that make them look like trannies, and why so much of the porn is conspicuously BLACKED, and why there's so much fucking BIG GAY FAGS WITH BIG GAY DICKS AND BIG GAY MUSCLES pandering.It's Chinks making agitprop for American audiences in the form of a "gooner game" psyop.
anytime i get a legendary in a lootbox it's 99.99% of the time some ugly overwatch 1 skin for characters i don't care about...
>>577247297xbox 360 rein
>>577247052code gayass is still like the first popular anime that is not 100% normie, so it functions as a test.
>>577247297respect your elders
>>577247052>>577247096>>577247428I have made my decision. I WILL be watching it.
>>577247297Xbox OFF
>>577239289
i really don't like d.mon. her gameplay is fine and kinda fun but her design and mech make me so fucking mad that i can't play her without feeling my heartrate spiking.i would rather take 10 sierras than another d.mon.-t. blogpost
>>577237467
>>577239752>its ok that something fucks over everyone because that means it also fucks over someone I don't likeStop this. I'm fucking begging you. This attitude is destroying balance in the game, in all games not just in overwatch.
>>577248127I feel like the only way you can play her is with a rein on your team and maybe winston
>>577248127Never play Brig before?
>>577247526Good choice.https://files.catbox.moe/vnly5l.webm
>>577248127>>577248257>t. Single-digit IQ retards jealous of my Giga-stacy wife
>>577248368My mistake
>>577248391is this legitimately her best skin?it's so fucking "simple" that I don't wanna spend my precious, precious poorfag f2p coins on it but fuck it's perfectioneven her black nails in first personI missed the 2B skin.
>>5772485162b is her best skin
>>577248516this one, streetwear and sophomore kamori are her best skins i'd say
D.Mon feels like dps and support diff simulator. You can physically FEEL when one of your teammates is drooling on their keyboard.
>>577248391hate her but I really, really like the shiny suit
>>577248391SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>D.Mon releases>She has ZERO (0) goonbait skinsIt’s like Blizzard hates money or something.
are any of yall emerald ? whats it like being in emerald and shit ?
>>577248715the shiny gloves in first person is also a nice touch and i wish they had made her skirt a lot shorter too but it is what it is
>>577248368why is your wife in a baby stroller
>>577248035
STOP ADDING LIFTS TO MAPS, BLIZZARD!!! NOT EVERY MAP NEEDS TO BE FULLY ACCESSIBLE TO EVERY FUCKING HERO!!! IT FACT, IT ENCOURAGES PLAYERS TO TRY MORE HEROES TO SEE WHICH ONES SUIT THEIR PREFERRED RANGE OF MOBILITY!!!! BLIZZARD!!!!!!!!
>>577249001wtf you're being ableist!
i'll have to try and add spamming spacebar to my muscle memory whenever a weaver tries gripping. the issue is they just pull at the most random times so there's no real predicting it.
king or the shota? thats the question(i just realized the shota is already getting some "fanart", i wonder if i can post it here)
I'm a really good Fika but my teammates never let me save them...
>>577249080>somewhere in the world people are unironically saying this
This Le Sserafim collab is pretty much guaranteed to be>Anran>D.Mon>Shion>Sierra>VendettaRight?
surprisingly the matchmaking in eu ranked has been amazing so far on the amsterdam server (so no russians etc.) but it was fucking awful during drives and the previous seasonor maybe it's because i'm queueing up at the start of a season for the first time
gonna go soft throw some ranked tank games because im bored and need to feel something
>>577249346
I want to strangle anyone who picks Jetpack Cat.
>>577249452Based>>577249606Based
>>577248183What does Dmon say?
I already hate dmon. Way too much health. I get that they need it because they do fucking nothing but it means both of your retarded supports healbot her the whole fucking time
>>577249797Idk something about wankersAnd I think she has one where she says jew
its funny how some people in my lobbies use streamer mode as if anyone knows or cares who they are. we're in plat, brother.
How do I win on D.Mon? I am losing to QP Doomfists. I am losing to QP Orisas. I am losing the mirror (support diff tho not my fault). The moment I try to engage on something it just flies away.
>>577249452I do this too because I don't really care about my tank rank. It's fun to make others mad by letting them know I'm inting and there's nothing they can do about it.
>>577250156Sometimes I use it to talk shit to people
>>577250194it feels kind of empowering not to care about anything. this must be how the weed throwers feel when the fucked my games up. well who gives a shit I barely even play ranked anymore anyways lol
>>577250194But you clearly care
>>577242464Ran into this rage cheater in CS last night and he also plays OW lolCheaters have destroyed Valve matchmaking for higher level players and everyone's had to swap to 3rd party services. I'm not nearly as good in OW but I can imagine it being crazy in high level OW as well, I don't think this game uses kernel AC like faceit or Valo.
>literally didn't move for 1:30 >still get upvotes at the end of the game despite throwingkek. seems like people dont give a shit about throwers unless you say something
wtf is a rage cheater
>>577250693Someone who is trying to make it obvious
>>577250693They toggle on their cheats when they're tilted and losing, usually going from subtle cheating most of the game with radar hack etc, to just turning on walls, aimbot, triggerbot when they've had enough
Raping domina when she poops on the street
>Endorsement level increased after throwing on Doomkek gonna do this for all 10 placements
Aura.
The's? Morelike the'se nuts lmao
Guys I'm an unemployed forever-NEET with 19 dollars to his name, I haven't been employed in 15+ years, no one would hire me even if I wanted to be, though if it gives you any condolence I have never collected ANY government assistance meaning I haven't taken your tax dollars through NEETBUX.I really want that Dmon skin but I haven't even played her yet and I don't have a reliable way to get that money.I'd also lowkey rather spend that money on a weed cart.>checks durationI guess I technically have until October to find 20 dollars (or much more likely, get over this temporary lapse in judgment)... But that just makes me realize there will probably be CRAZY skins coming out in October.....
>>577244894>dont forget to take the faci ouchie and to get your krispy kream donut like a good goy while you're at iti like how you're saying this while asking for your real life identity to be tied to your online accounts, the most raped-goyslave demand possible
>>577251458go sell blood if you're that much of a poorfag
>>577251458Go take that neetbux, its part of why I pay taxes to take care of my fellow Overwatch players.>you stupid cuckI do in fact masturbate to NTR
>never played mercy for longer than 10 minutes in my 1200 hours of playtime so i give her a go in qp>suddenly start getting boners whenever i'm killed and when i do bad i slap myself hard and call myself a bad girl uhh is this supposed to happen?
>>577251458if you're in london i'll buy you whatever skin you want if you let me fuck
Is it possible to play Sombra without flanking? I think she's neat but I'm a pussy nigga and I don't want to flank and go on assassination missions. Can I just hang around my team instead?
>>577250342whatever helps you sleep
>>577251672>Go take that neetbuxI applied and got denied and dropped it. I'm autistic as fuck and lowkey kind of a schizo but I mask too well and am too proud to put on a big act for some psychiatrist.
>>577251956i'm doing x because i don't care about it!usually stops in people by around age 16, man.
does dmon sound trans to anyone else?
>>577252032okay. anyway you sound mad
>>577251742No, but you don't have to go around the map and behind them either, flanking means you simply approach from an angle the enemy isn't looking at.
>>577252159>not selecting the female characters firstngmi
>>577252070The only mad one here is you, you take the game so seriously you can't handle losing so you pretend to lose on purpose. Your teammates lose one game and avoid you and that's the extent of the "damage" you cause.
>arrggghhh nooooo! i need to be able to pull people out of position at my will ahhh!!denying the pulls feels so good, its about time.
>>577252249whatever helps you sleep. you're just mad, man.
>can't decide if I want to spend coins on Nezha Wuyang or Fleece Juno
>>577252291A broken record
>>577252408talking about urself
niggas who queue 6v6 and only play ball:kill yourselves
Can't believe they somehow made a tank who feels more countered than Junkerqueen by half the roster.
Can I get a cute female damage hero with hitscan thanks?
The fuck is Dmon supposed to do with her tiny ass shield?
>>577252707Survive while flying against opponents that can aim?
THIS is what I'd like to do to Overlord
>>577252674
yay!
>>577252469https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/9/9d/Wrecking_Ball_-_Ho._Ho._Ho.ogg
>perfectly winnable game>every decision is made in according to how the game should be won>there's one fucking retard going negative on dps and feeding their brains out
>>577242004To keep you playing.
>>577252707Sit on payload and live. Except she can't win the tank trade so she gets bullied off unlike Rein.
>>577252914I said cute, she's a 40 year old gigahag
>>577252921Honestly? Respect
>>577252059It's cause it's a squeaky voiced human gerbil asian e-celeb streamer girl (biological) who naturally speaks in her incredibly high pitched/nasally/breathy "American Asian" voice and she has to force a much lower octave to sound normal let alone like a commanding, seasoned, responsible combat veteran (and leader of a special ops mech team???)she's forcing a lower more serious octave and tone which is completely unnatural to her, and she isn't a good enough voice actress to maintain it (she was hired for cronyism), which is what trannies all do in the opposite direction
>>577253303
>>577252059All english voices are trans. Use jap or korean voices instead like a real man.
all the midwits exposing themselves itt with dmon release just say you suck at the game and can't understand balance trade offsmore mobility = more squishythat's how this game has always workedjust say you fucking suck at dmon and this game in general if you can't understand that anyways i'm going back to queuing my 70% WR dmon while you retards cry about how winston cant outdps mauga so he's clearly trash
>>577252921The Emerald
>>577248993
What rank were you last season? What rank are you this season? I heard the changes moved everyone up a rank. Can anyone confirm getting a higher rank than your peak rank?
>>577253650ZAMN
gg i lost the match
I like the soujorn mythic weapon, spinning the knife is nice plus cool effects and sounds too.
Just got the Ashe bunny skin. Don't main this hoe. is it a sign?
>>577253650I just came
>>577253667ill let you know in 30 games
>>577253751Ashe is very good and always welcome
>>577253650Wuyang gets to watch white men plap THAT?
>>577253740>galwaygood.
>>577253751you mean the Exo-LUPE one or whatever?in like a lootbox?fucking explode
>>577253667finished high plat/low diamond last seasoncurrently looking to be high emerald, haven't finished my placements though
>1-10 since the start of the seasonholy shit lmfao
kings?
>>577254001yeah lost because of dmon tank in ranked
>>577254259/owg/ is a Chudlord thread
>>577254313F
>>577254259>overlord barely above ten percentbros........
>>577254203Brigs also dropped for me over like a month ago.
>queuing comp at 11am on a wednesdayIs this a good idea?
I forgot how intoxicating it was to throw games. I haven't done this in a decade. This shit is so funny lmao.
>>577254574Hey that looks nice
>>577254691I only do it if my team are genuine retards or if I'm gigatilted
>>577254840I'm not even tilted. I just got done working a 12 hour shift at my business and this is genuinely the most fun I've had in a week.
>>577254259Can we assume 42% of OW players are women and or fags based on this?
>>577251458how to fuck do you subsisthow do you get money for groceries
>>577252059You are so fucking mindbroken.
>>577255095I leech off family. But it's very different to eat their groceries versus asking "can I have 39 dollars for an overwatch battle pass"
>>577255487This. Don't ever ask for money if you're a neet. Just do your part around the house, clean your room, and stay invisible. t. former neet
>see videos rec'd to me saying how broken Dmon's ult is>one is Stylosa or someone similar (so just fucking clickbait garbage)>>it's like 150 damage and a discord orb that lasts 3 secondsthey also talked like/made it look like it was higher rangedoes it fill up super fast or something? it didn't seem to necessarilyunironically the worst part of her fucking kit
>>577254574Love the skin but I hate the gun
>>577255791he never recovered from his leavethen dug his own grave by shilling marathon
D.Mon is like ground Winston with less mobility.
>>577255791Why did you omit the overhealth part?
Juju...
https://files.catbox.moe/ifd0qp.webmluv me bow, luv me arrow. simple as. this kind of egregious spam angle didn't exist in ow btw
You know, the Diablo collab skins were kind of dogshit…
>>577255941does getting overhealth kill people?
>>577256372Yes, being at less risk of dying allows you to play more aggressively
>>577256372No, but dying does.
>>577251458>>577255487I'm in the exact same boat as you. NEET without neetbux. Before you take my advice though, jerk off 3 or 4 times, preferably to Dmon to get it out of your system. If you're STILL horny for her skin afterwards, then just ask your mommy for a one time battlepass for a game? I obviously don't know your relationship to your parents, but just say it's limited and it'd be really worth it. Do some household chores so you don't feel like too much of a leech.
I don't know if it's the voice acting or the writing but D.mon is the most boring hero on the roster. Even Sojourn is miss personality in comparison.
Xin chao!
>>577253515
>>577256734Adding to Juno's make-up with my sperm
>>577256673>just ask your mommy for a one time battlepass for a game?nigga you're talking to someone in their 30s....
>>577257013
>>577257334does that really matter? im 24 and ask my mommy for money all the time..
i don't get why sigma gets to float willy nilly all he wants but the chick on the literal gundam suit somehow can only use her rockets to dash aroundthe amount of times i've been fucked over because the enemy is on high ground and i just can't get there without blowing every single resource i have (and then die because i have no damage nor reach) is astonishing
>>577252059The new D.Va skin has the pan pride flag on it :)
>>577257494>im 24 and ask my mommy for money all the time..faggot
these skins and the bunny skins make so much money
i like d.mon because i finally have a second girly tank to play ^__^
>>577256245You could have gotten more without the dragon.
>>577255889seeing all the streamers gamble on marathon just for it to flop was so fucking satisfying to see
>xhe is born after the year 2000
>>577258070yeah true>>577258137I actually dug the art style they had going. shame about the everything else...
I think Metalcore skin for Queen is the best offering in the store right now.
>>577258257>I actually dug the art style they had going. shame about the everything else...The art style, lore and characters were really fucking cool. but the game absolutely SUCKED. i would sell my left nut for them to make a singleplayer game in that art style
>>577248321Did I watch a censored version all those years ago?Have I been living a lie?
i just love the the's ok?
You don't love the The's enough to capitalize it though...
I love chocolate!
>>577257869They make something else too
>>577258814>>577258992vanilla and chocolate for me please
>>577237572The's
these winston guys playing checkers while i play chess
Any non-sexual thoughts on Domina?
I dream of one day having something actually worth spending these fucking mythcoins on
oh
>>577257952>all the girly gamers play dva like rein>they make a tank like dva who plays like reingenius move blizzard, they won't even notice how bad she is
>>577259117Can't think of any.
>>577258689You watched an "on-air live television" version. As soon as the DVDs/blurays released there was nipple.https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3125181https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3260052This was drawn on January 4th 2009 by Takahiro Kimura himself (the main CG artist). It sold at auction for something like $7500 (obviously the original image is not censored and the second image is a third party fake uncensoring, as the person who paid 7.5k for it has seemingly never scanned the original for public sharing).
>>577259124Cyborg Ninja is Genji's best skin, Cyber Fuel is Junkrat's, Anubis is the best non-limited skin for Reaper. Ultraviolet Sentinel, Pixiu, Vengeance and Wargod are top tier choices for Sojourn, Zenyatta, Mercy and Ana.
>>577259689Holy mother of based
>>577257869Really wish I could use regular-looking gun with her skin.
Stay calm, Juno. You can do this!
why isn't eqyptian kitty skin in the cattlepass urgh
>>577257380good nyight
>>577259689>You watched an "on-air live television" version. As soon as the DVDs/blurays released there was nipple.Good excuse as any to rewatch>Official Hconsult pic related
>>577259117Would she make a good wife?
>>577259117she smells like unwashed anus
>>577260178There's a sequel movie from 2019 that follows the canon of the 3 recap movies they made before its release to entice new audiences, catch up old ones, and "fix" things they just weren't happy with during the original writing of season 2 as best they can (season 2 was famously rewritten because their timeslot got moved so they had to shoehorn in an amnesia plot that gave them an excuse to soft-redo the first season's establishing context scenes, to account for an entirely new and different audience coming in [the difference between 1am sunday night and 6pm sunday evening]).there's also a 4? movie OVA that came out called Akito-whatever that takes place entirely with new characters in the European theater of war (mixed reviews... they went to CG for the mechs which is inevitable but I hate) and a 1 season sequel series called Roze of the Recapture which takes place after the latest movie (in its canon, which is basically the new canon going forward)p.s. this is from an OVA called nunnaly in wonderland; cc is appropriately the tricky cheshire. notice where her tail is attached. damn, that's some serious grip strength.
>>577260151good nyight cutie..
JUNKRAT IN A LOVE TRIANGLE WITH D.MON E D.VA
>>577259923the christmas color scheme stopped me from getting her christmas onethe gun on the yosoabi also made me hold out, but it was better than 95% of them which is why I considered it (I forgot...)Pixiu Zen is NOT his best skin, not even close, it's Handsome Zenyatta
Is it wrong to one trick Ashe...
wow. these are all terrible.
>doom streamer whining about the gamehow original
>>577249346i went from having legitimately a 95% winrate pre-patch to losing every single fucking game post-patchlike me as baptiste outdamaging both the dps and tank COMBINED plus healing more than the other support, the matchmaking was that bad for me
>>577260715>bedroom eyesslutty Juno
>>577256245>Lenaposter is actually good at the game Schizo btfo
>>577261006>MoiraSolid.>PharahKinda cool but eh.>Junker QueenActually her best skin.>D.MonKinda overdesigned. Like her face and color schemes, but the frills look ass and the golden sword still leaves green smears. Also, her pilot form's gun looks anus and out of place as pink on the mech's side.>D.VaIt's alright, Mech is mid, pilot is good.>BrigitteNot my cup of tea, but think it's alright-ish coomer skin.>CassidyKinda underrated. Could use more color variation.
>>577260715
>>577260715this skin just made me want an elf juno skin
>>577261343my man, lenaposter IS the schizo
>>577261343good game for me bad game for matchmakernot even sure if the schizo even plays or just shitposts here and in the rivals gen
Enemy team insisted on bringing three flyers against hitscan.That's on them.
>6v6LOL
>>577261813based coralmage
>>577259812>Cyber Fuel is Junkrat'scompletely fucking wrongit's the idea that junkrat players play him for the jokereske vibes rather than the "actual unhinged bomb lunatic". it completely misses the point of the character like a lot of these mythics do.
>Venture has a type>it’s RoadhogHoly shit.
>>577262736huge mistake
>>577262685I have a chance then...... yes...
>>577261443
>>577262780a cute character like her should never be so braindead to play, she should be hitscan with dropoff
Yuna is very fun but the dash from shield is super clunky, like it has this 1s delay that feels off
venturetroons should be shot in the head
mason symbol on neon junction
>>577263702great find, the enitre map philosphy itself is occult and transhumanism anon, but im glad someone else notices, ill dig out my schizo map documentation one of these days
>>577263702Take your meds schizo
>>577263884>>577263896the duality of man
>>577263884they're generally not heavy-handed with the symbolism in this game but there are some cool easter eggs here and there
game needs a better model viewer for skins
>>577264427yeah when are they adding twerk emotes so i can goon in the hero gallery
>>577264039ok rajesh
>>577264427took them nearly a decade to add a mute function to the menuit will take them a decade more to figure out rotating models
>>577264427It really does. I guarantee not being able to check highlight intros and emotes and shit with a skin you don't own, is intentional. Like they want you as low information as possible. How hard would it be to allow you to "equip" a skin in the menu, zoom on a skin, check it with highlights and emotes you don't own
>>577246979
gm yunas
time to stop playing
>>577265596I wish she sounded cuter or hotter
>>577265596if only she looked like thisthe skin is a massive improvement over her default but I don't want to pay fucking 40 dollars
>>577259117Kill all corpo rats.
These japanese girls cosplaying the kpop skins. The third wave might still be massive.
>>577265712the skin is butt ugly
artisan crafted to piss off losers
>>577262685Nah, I've been around people like them, their type is more like Overlord.
>>577266151I already have the dance for taunting enemies outside their spawn before the match starts, why would I need this
>>577265596i love my useless wife
>>577239243No one with self healing can be honest Also the honesty meme is retarded lol
>>577266307I think this will be more effective than dancing
I hate seeing the cat get hurt
>>577266751this but The Lena too
back to being a diamond scrub
>>577266832I like it when she dies ass up so that I can take screen shots of it
>they didn't fix the stutterjesus fucking christ another season of this shit?
So what's the verdict on D.mon?Did they overreact to Mauga and make her shit?
>>577267276Cheeky…
Shitna needs to be deleted off this game.
>>577268063Which hero are you talking about? Why can't you just talk properly
I'm a simple man, I set Anran to ban.
>>577268398He said Doomfist.
>>577238054I wonder if the former "detective" is now Lynx-17
>>577268892>the only truly cool concept on the list is reduced to literal who comicwankthe worst part is that i could see them doing that
>>577267742She's not great
>>577268892Isn’t that Tracer’s robo fuck buddy
>>577265769https://youtu.be/hLwyq4Lrupw
>>577267742She straight up sucks. Cloudy is still stuck in low masters. Emergency buffs today or tomorrow.
>>577269512No that's Iggy.
All of Zen's perk are so fucking dogshitBring back the perk that made Transcendence apply an aoe discord orb effect too
>>577269759But Anon, that's D.mon's ult but better.
Don't think Overwatch is just a dying Blizzard game with flashy mechanics but no substance. Overwatch is a game with so much appeal! There is D.VA and Shion and Mei and Tracer.
>>577269759They really should just scrap discordant repair instead of these weird marginal buffs on it. It would have to be insanely good to take it over float
How do you play a melee tank like dmon or rein without going insane? Reinchads, I kneel.
>>577270091Blame your dps for not hitting their shots.
>>577269691Alternatively: Cloudy is washed.
>>577270236She is just Reinhardt but worse. His only problem is aiming her gun.
>>577270236Not possible.
not that the season 3 shion image is perfect or whatever but jfc the dmon image is so bad and obviously ai i'm surprised the overwatch normies haven't thrown a shitfest over this
>>577270414Her movement is better than Rein's and using her gun well is essential.Her swing damage is too low or something maybe.
>>577270565AI lives in your head rent free, i'm afraid.
anyone have the irish car bomb omnic concept from yesteryear
>>577270414She plays more like Hazard than Rein
>>577270565Just because the artist draws kooky doesn't mean it's AI
Are the Anran and Sombra beach skins objectively the sexiest skins in the game?
>>577271032No that would be beach Torb
>>577270979Hazard has vertical burst mobility and burst damage to murder squishies. She has neither.
>>577269708They all look alike
>>577271032maybe
>>577271451mogged by the blonde heist one
>>577270565I didn't actually compare them and realize they're the same art "style".Right looks better now with that context, I didn't realize.But it still looks kinda bad, the style... The "harsh" style fits Shion's unreal creepy-sexy aesthetic, not so much actual humans.P.S. I'm not an AI seether I'd only care insofar as it reflected on developer hypocrisy or whatever.
>>577271301
>>577271451>>577271530>blonde heist sombra costume???? I have no idea what you're talking aboutsigryn mogs pretty hard tho
If they give her 30% more dash fuel or fuel regen and 20 more damage per swing D.Mon will be totally fine.
why does d.mon have no fucking personality whatsoever? was shion a fluke?
>>577271860they obviously have different teams working on different heroes, domina and shion clearly have vastly different teams compared to sierra or emre or d.mon or jetpack cat etc.
>stop playing for a year>suddenly one billion new heroesthis is gay and retarded, low quality is just being shit out and making the game inaccessible and unfun for returning players
>>577272002please stay away then
>>577270565it kinda looks like the cover art for some nature or scifi book or board game from the 90's on the right
>>577271860They didn't want to make D.Va 2.0 so they made her an ice queen. It's like writers coming up with retarded plot twists instead of sensible plot progression to "subvert expectations".
>>577271860wheres that anon that hounded me because I said the only females in new overwatch is girlboss or quirky aaahh! im so quirky and random! moonsies! haha! im so innocent and cute! i want my apology naow
Bastion and Cat have so much more personality than D.Mon and they don't even speak.
Every one seems to think Dmon is weak. She seems good to me. Is everyone just shit? Am I shit? Whats happening?
>still no good dmon r34hello we're waiting
D.mon is more fun as an off-tank playstyle than a main tank.
>Gundam/Armored Core inspired hero>zero lethalityRetarded devs
>>577272583qrxudaddy and ksaadaddy both said she is garbage so in this case you are the shit one
>>577272583She has the Junkerqueen problem. She is not weak compared to squishies but every other tank is just broken.
>Ashe>Cassidy>TracerIts tough work, but its honest Overwatch.
>>577271698the one that you can use your battle pass hack to redeem
>>577271954Emre is just finnish.
>>577272583She's weak. Low damage so she will take more (trading) damage when attacking. Not much mitigation either, fuel feels a tad low for her mobility. Her ult range is kinda sad and few characters can jump over it. Her pilot form gun damage is also shit.
>>577272694>>577272853She's a dive tank like hazard/doomfist. She's nothing like Rein. If your team arent morons and understand how to play with a dive tank shes good.
>>577272853People will light you up for suggesting that most other tanks are just extremely power crept and think it's literally impossible they're all just overtuned.
>>577272367original concept art
>>577272894I've yet to understand what dishonesty in Overwatch is
>tank picks dmon>avoid and report for throwing simple as
>She's a dive tank
>>577273001>low dmg Her dmg doesnt feel low to me. Like squishes die fast and shes good at sticking to a target as long as they dont have vertical mobility. To me she feels very fun to play and doesnt feel very weak. I mean if they give her a little more dmg great but I dont feel like she desperately needs it.
>>577273140>She's a dive tank
>>577273279Have you ever played against a competent Freja?
apparently dmons headshot hurt box extends all the way to the top of her fucking mech. no wonder it feels like she dies so fast despite all the armor.
>>577265596I feel like they did a decent job with the concept of the character but then the people responsible for casting and modelling the character completely raped the original vision.
>>577271698>>577272936Tuxedo Sombra
She does feel balanced. But being balanced as a tank isn't good enough compared to other tanks. Similar to the Lifeweaver problem.
I need to see a god aimer play with her gun perk to make the final decision.
Did they fix the bug where you can get shot through D.Mon's shield?
>>577273140>dive tank>fucking sucks at engaging and disengaging because her boost doesnt cover nearly as much ground as something like punch or even mauga stomp
>>essential supportsupport mech confirmed
>>577274041that toddler is never getting added bro
>>577273757I saw playto get some clean kills with the gun perk yesterday. It's really good, but I'd rather just swap to Domina or Mauga if I wanted more range in the matchup.
>>577274071FUCK YOU !!!
>>577273430>as long as they dont have vertical mobilitythat's genuinely over half the fucking cast right noweven sigma can completely cuck her over in that way
>>577273140>create dive tank>forget to give her the ability to dive oops!
>>577274041>has a knack for pushing the team's buttonsbrat needs correction
>>577272894Tracer isn't honest, Ashe and McCree are.Also his name is McCree you fag. It is and always will be. It's been confirmed in court that none of the accusations were substantiated. It was literally, factually, objectively made up.And even if it wasn't, his name is still McCree.
my love for ow girls is honest
>>577274163maybe in 10 years when he doesn't need a sippy cup
>>577274247>only boring shoot gun characters are honest Lame
>>5772743233 years max and all of them are inone is a DPS btw
>>577274440All the characters in game are adults so overlord has at least 12 years left to go
Okay what are you suggestions on buffing D.mon
>>577274632Nerf Freja, Mauga, Hog, Pharah, Ana, Zen into irrelevancy
>>577274539Nah Orisa is 3.
I've been playing Ramattra and mocking enemy Dmons when I inevitably rape them into oblivion.
>>577274872She's also a sexy robot. It obviously only applies to humans.
>>577274942Theres nothing saying that Overlord couldn't be secretly a robot too.
>>57727463220% faster fuel regen. Surging strike does 80 damage.
>>577274632let her hover like sigma at the very fucking least
>>577274632Make surging strike faster both to startup and to recover from using.
>>577274632Increased jump height when boosting
Being an emeraldchud is suffering everyone is just playing free for all thinking they're the carry.
>Hrmmm what is happening in /owg/ this night>Discussion of Code GeassHoly SOVL
Anran's hit the bottle
>>577275245this doo is emerald hey bro trade me some wheat
>>577271860They're purposely making bland characters because that's what the people who have 20 kiriko skins in their collection like.You're not the target audience.
>>577274632Just give her a little more dmg all around. She's not as bad as ppl are saying.
>>577275361good i hope she gets cirrhosis and dies
>>577274632More damage?
>>577274632let her do damage and give her better mobility. why does she have such a huge gun that does fucking nothing
D.Mon's damage isn't bad if you actually look at the scoreboard. People want her to be able to fucking 2shot every non tank or some shit.
>>577275548>those stains
Make Dmon's gun autocrit flying enemies and she's fine.
>>577274632I really thought they'd make her boost like the Hanas but it's horizontal only, which desu makes her pretty shit.
My two favourite heroes are white women...
>>577275750You sound like you'd get confused by stairs
>>577275570She's rly not as weak as ppl are saying. She probably could be buffed a little but I think what's rly happening is a bunch of non tank players are trying her out and saying she sucks. If you have experience in hazard/doomfist then you have a better idea how to play her and probably see shes not that bad.
>>577275805and their names are......?
>>577275948Dva and Dmon
>>577274291I like when they do the kissing thing
playing unranked with friends is such a surreal experience after playing ranked solo because unranked is an unbalanced garbage experience
>>577276031as white as the yellow snow
>>577276104Unranked is so much easier, I always end fragging out whereas in ranked I'm a teamplay cuck who almost never stands out otherwise I throw. I don't understand it, is my QP MMR way lower or something?
>>577275886People are also for some reason forgetting how she has a bunch of bugs like her shield literally not blocking things or the gun noregging. Her biggest issue aside from that is she has basically no interaction with certain characters like Freja and Ana. But that's because those characters are fucked up and should have 150hp
>>577275750qp queen only, no point playing her in comp since she's not really good at anything, a jack of all trades.
>>577275886She doesn't have enough movement to play like those. She has zero vertical movement, so the moment someone goes high ground she's fucked. She plays more like hog, except without even the threat of his hook to keep people at bay. Just incredibly dependent on her team for anything.
Did the rank reset also fuck up QP matchmaking or was 5am just the sweat hours
I get the feeling the dude saying dmon isn't that weak is playing her into qp mirrors
Wouldn't know, we don't play that crap.
>>577275313It's because Dmon's skin has the frilly stylish pilot pantsuit completely in contrast to the Dva plugsuit style. It's like a Gundam or Geass pilot's outfit. That's a huge part of why I specifically like her skin so much.
>>577275750What’s with the dots?
>>577276506Im not saying shes as good as them necessarily but that is her play style. Playing her like a front line tank is wrong. She's not like rein at all you dont fight other tanks with her you boost past them and fight squishes.
Why does D.Mon look so... Asian compared to D.Va?
>>577277297We had a massive drama about this a few months ago anon.
>>577274247>Ashe and McCree are.lol
>>577274247t. handless
>>577277114very luckily placed moles
The only honest character in the game is Reindaddy though.
>>577275548I dont even know what's real and edited anymore
>>577277114There so you can tell her apart from all the other east asians
Now that the dust has settled, what did we think?
>>577277705It's NA, it's always NA with these sorts of games.
>>577277612We need more parents like this in the world.
>>577277827Mogged hard by Domina in more ways that one
>>577277705NA has awful positioning all the way into GM and champ.
I think Domina should be a nice girl.
https://x.com/UniwatchOW/status/2087396405702737974Venture they/thems explain yourselves
>>577274041>support mech>Briggers 2.0The world is not ready for that nightmare
>>577278257sexy hogdaddy...
>>577278257Look at all the domina and jq posts and then imagine you were into masculine features and traits instead of feminine ones
>>577278257cute doof
>>577278257This is a ship i can get behind
>>577278257Mako keeps winning
>>577278257thussy rizzing up the hog..
the fuck
Dmon into Freja feels a million times worse than Freja into any tank and that's as someone who's a professional Mauga and Roadhog hater.
hog.. what is your secret you fat fuck..
i'm literally roadhogventhussies hit me up
>>577277612Fascists at Blizz playing into racist stereotypes about Asian parents I see.
>>577277704kek
>>577278739IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
>>577278739My avoid list looks like this
Honest characters = characters i likeDishonest characters = characters i dislike
>>577279370I like Echo but she is dishonest
>dmon is so shit she cant even beat domina up close >domina who falls over at brawl tankswhy did they not play test this?
only honest character in the game is venture
>>577279519They probably wanted to avoid releasing Rein on steroids who just cleaves through metal rank blobs like nothing.
>>577279521they can't even be honest with themselves
Describe D.Mons character in one word
>>577279519D.mon is half dive tank so she's not the ideal brawl tank against Domina.
dmon would probably do better if there wasn't a zen fucking her up every game
mercy mains are the only ones playing real, SOVLFVL overwatch
My teams hitscan always gets mogged by the enemy hitscan
>>577279721Beast
Can you even see the hack skins without buying premium?
>>577279825Because the enemy hitscan constantly have a free retard to shoot at
>>577279721Fard
I must apologize for D.Mon. We have purposely trained her wrong, as a joke.
>>577279721cardboard
>>577279721leaderyknow cause she's the leader and she's the lamest one. like leonardo
Tank just stood in front of the enemy team after the first point in brazilagainst mauganot in the corner, in the middle of the road, zero cover, zero sense of self-preservation he had banned Ana beforehand so his go to was we didn't pick Zen
I'm convinced these are actual bots at this point.
>>577280038
FIX THIS FUCKING STUTTERING HOYL FUCKING SHIT THE GAME IS UNPLAYUABLE
>>577280970we call those cod players
>>577281151what stutteringhave you tried the workshop codesdon't use DX12
>play character who can only fight in cqc>cowboy with 30 meters of range walks at you into a small room >he wins 100% of the time
>>577281348how about, they fucking fix the game, because this has literally never been an issue
I love how they couldn't think of any music that would represent Canada for New Queen Street, so it just opens with a generic orchestra. But hey, at least there's hockey.
they fucked up something with the serverswe've had four disconnects in an hour, on of them mid match
>>577281563It's not an issue for me.
>>577275427with the perk it does pretty good damage doesn't it?>>577275708holy shit, anon... you're a genius... call it an ANTI-AIRCRAFT gun and give it to her that's a GREAT compromise for her problem of being grounded against half the cast.
>>577281917>generic orchestraas opposed to the other ones that are orchestra + plus nigger percussion noise
>>577275708honestly considering how shit it feels against flier yeah do that
>>577282973You only get the perk lategame. The could reduce the cooldown to 5 seconds maybe to improve her neutral.
>>577275708They explicitly made a ground tank so mercy and juno players wouldn't feel targeted.
>>577283013junkertown isn't thatit's the most sovlful track in the game even
>hmm people are really frustrated with cat being difficult to kill>let's make her fasterscumbag shit devs I swear to allah
D.mon is fucking garbage.-Sword hits like a wet noodle.-Shield gets shredded almost instantly.-Not large enough to protect team mates.-Not fast enough to be a disruptor.-Not verticality.I like her design and concept but she is just garbage. It almost feels they made her shit on purpose as a nod to how shit D.Va was at launch.I don´t even buy the "she is made for 6vs6" theory because she does ltierally NOTHING right, she adds no value to the team whatsoever.
>>577283641They could have at least shaved another 25 hp off her or something
I really do not like the changes to Paraiso at all. Especially the last point. It feels like a bunch of corridors without line of sight of the rest of the point, there are no angles or power positions to hold and trade over, it's just a maze of corridors and corners.
>>577284149>was already fucking terribleyou're telling me it's worse?p.s. is paraiso in real life a bunch of neon colored lego buildings and giant McDonalds' play places???
>pick tank>wait around flank for enemy to come by at the very beginning of match>3 of my team die instantly to a shion by herselfgg I guess. Swapped to mauga and just shot the tank.
Are you enjoying her?
>>577284718I enjoying "her" just not in gameplay.
>>577284718No. I feel like there is no skill expression apart from tanking basics. Very frustrating to play.
>>577284813imagine the girth
>>577284813She's another futa-coded character?!
>>577284859omnidirectional boost is cool
>>577284718Yes I love The Yuna.
>>577284919>>577284985Those hips are wasted on futa
at least they made quick play fast but damn there's basically 0 matchmaking>there never wasyeah but queues still took 7+ minutes somehow
>>577285079She needs to be able to hover horizontally like Zen does when she uses her boosters. Like we saw in her trailer. Or add it as a perk at least.
>>577285079It feels good but there is nothing to master. Fucking Mauga has more skill expression.
They need to neuter Freja where her take aim is removed from her kit.
Nobody is talking about how zen has low key become a problem.
D.Mon solves the counterswap problem because every tank already counters her. Big brain from the devs.
>>577286075zen has been a problem for like 10 seasons and they even went out of their way to fucking buff discord. that said talking about how supports are literally killing the game with sheer favoritism is like talking to a brick wall because the devs have to cater to the whales (supportfags)
>>577286095Dmon is the first and only tank I feel doom and ball beat in the 1v1. She's really so fucking bad.
>>577286075always been
>DPS duo fags ban our support's pick>smiley face in chatwe're already losing and no one is banning me for soft throwing/letting them die
>>577286282doom beats every tank in a 1v1you just need the skill to pull it off
>get like 3 kills on widow>everyone on the other team swaps to countersI'll never learn her like this
>>577286632lol
>>577286632spoken like a true doom autist
>>577284859Need to rebind your keys. You need to express skill through real on the fly skill management. Play her like you're playing an Armored Core mech, but keep in mind the mech has shin splints and carpal tunnel. She needs buffs to facilitate this though. And having her completely grounded with no counterplay works in old Overwatch not in 2026. Needs anti-air quality added to her gun or another compromise.
>>577286632i fucking wish. DPS doom maybe, but tank doom lives and dies by slam and punch so even with every shot of his primary landing you arent putting a dent in any tank not named zarya or junker queen
>>577286632reindaddy charge 1 shots doebeit
>>577284859common Aaron-era character designs unfortunately
>>577286991hasn't she been in the works since like 2018?
>>577287087yeah they must have botched an old design
>>577242537Hog is the best tank
Once she becomes overtuned she will be the most hated tank like D.VA was last season in Asia. Right now they castrated her to run the D.VA launch joke. It's going to get pretty ugly with buffs since her kit is a mess.
does she dash at the same speed with the shield up? It feels slower but maybe it's just the camera change
>>577287259It is slower, probably why there's a perk to reduce fuel consumption when you do it.
They will buff her for the Le Sserafim kpop skins. Trust in Le Sserafim
>>577287442She'll get an emergency buffing like Sierra did way before midseason
Please rework Hog, Freja, Lifeweaver, and JPC now please.
>>577287442I don't want a fucking kpop skinMany oldfag weebs are not so happy wit da koreaI ate da south korea, i spit on them *ptew*I want the battle pass skin but 40 fucking dollars....
>>577287603>HogNo, hog is fine
Freja needs a buff actually
>>577286075In my last match I just turned around a corner and immediately got deleted from full health like he's fucking Hanzo or something.
>>577287259It's slightly slower. If you measure the boost distance without shield vs with shield, it's about 8m if you use the entire fuel resource.
>>577287603And Sierra, Anran, Zenyatta, Ana, and Junkrat
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>>577287805what about with the perk??? how much distance do you get?
