Nice Boat Edition>Upcoming Expansion: Evercoldhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/evercold/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk3rfUC80DE>Patch 7.5 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/07320affa7e0fcd9685afcbe54fbf55405b6d822>Patch 7.55 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/99b6bfb8ecac428c7d3bb37dcb84b52f1064320b>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresourceshttps://rentry.org/syncshells>Meetups• August 12, 9:00 PM EDT | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: Twin Peaks Season 2 and Fire Walk with me• August 15, 3:00 PM EDT | W17 P13, Goblet, Bismarck, Materia | Music Club >>576920231 • August 15, 4:00 PM EDT | CUL Guild, Balmung, Crystal | Architect Meet >>576861784 • August 22, 6:30 PM EDT | Materia, Ravana, Empyreum W24 P21 | Male Meetup - Shawshank Redemption & Con Air >>577170731 >Previous>>577230993
Hrothgals
I love femezen so much it's unreal
Sex with catgirls at the moonfire faire
present bob mayhaps?
my femra is like this...
>>577243227Do nyot my moonie
>>577243171Switch 2 fag here. Today I beat the crystal towers quests and cleared 2.1 and 2.2 quests. I got my red mage to lvl 60 and full ironworks set for DPS caster and now starting Samurai. My addiction to this game still hasn’t waned
>>577243257you guys shouldn't glorify grooming like this, and chemically altering your body and mind
>>577243257post hrtitties already
doing gay things with gamra ingame and irl…
>>577243224Get better taste
Should I go as a - or + to the event? Leaning towards - since more bikini compatibility
To me, it just has to be Alpha, Light.
>>577243346The Groomed sees grooming everywhere.
>>577243389flip a coin
>schizos straight up inventing completely new timelines with their made up dogshitwhats the point?
>>577243456This line must go hard on the egg cracking discord server
>>577243464Landed on headsHead is another word for the tip of a penis, so...+ it is
>>577243480I can't believe Harambe tore that kid apart still
https://x.com/leafkinn/status/2019304503657517089did modders make this an emote yet
>>577243480Nigga what the fuck are you talking about?
>>577243389Would you rather be propositioned for ERP as a top or bottom? Even if you don't want to ERP, actively consider that because it will draw a different crowd depending on if you're - or +
>>577243456I'm not groomed though
>>577243609My + is still a bottom so
>>577243560thats how schizos always sound like when they talk about their thread enemies
>>577243282so it was just retards who don't play the game i was arguing withwhy are expert roulette heroes like that? >>577243565DD's don't need healers bwo and are mostly solo contentwhat parts of the game should we argue with trolls/shitters next?
My femra this to a sunnie that was having a meltdown about me not replying to dms right away and she blocked me and unfriended me in game
You guys ever wonder why it's the bride and the GROOM?
its bed time go to sleep IMMEDIATELY!!! the boat will still be there tomorrow you need to rest!!! pause your game and go to bed!!!
>>577243643Hey....
>>577243456and if you ctiticize pedophiles you are a pedophile and if you criticize jeets you are a jeet and if you criticize trannies you are a tranny jesus fucking christ do you subhuman faggots ever love to run your one fucking reply into the groundbtw it is literally just>no u
what is the fastest way to make casino money?
>>577243715No, I have to beat up more nerds for my pvp crystal...
>>577243673Haven't you not even beaten the msq yet
>>577243673People 4man DDs all the time with healers
>>577243736own a casino prolly
>>577243604schizos who talk about their thread enemies all the time but their stories are straight up from an alternative universe.
>>577243680lmao, that's a bit mean, but I think you're better off if that was their first instinct
>>577243817this
You're my nemesis, yeah you, you know who (you) are.
>>577243456Is there a single general on this board that isn’t absolutely crawling with trannies? Ffs man
>>577243680if you said moonie i'd immediately know who but sunnie throws a wrench in that
>>577243880The internet is not for you, straight man
>>577243872good. i hope it hurts that much more when i kill you
>>577243880It's trannies all the way down. They got a hold of the mmo scene and escapist fantasy.
>>577243680you dodged a bullet sis, that sunnie has no sense of humor
My highlander and who?
>>577243353This is a blue board sis...
>>577243880We're all over all the vidya boards and /jp/ :DI don't think many of us are fa/tg/uys though, if there's more than just me it's surprising.
>>577243872I'll stop being Shara, sorry..
liking futa is the first step to becoming a tranny btw
The moonie sees moonies everywhere
>>577243771on 5 characters mr double negative>>577243791something you can do, but isn't required. also not content you would compare jobs with
>>577244024That's why my femra fucks femboys after making them wear skirts in public with no panties.
>>577243372like what sis...
>>577244075Post your femra NOW
>>577244024for me, it was rolling a female night elf in vanilla wow
>>577244063>5 charactersWhat in the god damn? Even though you constantly whine about the game?
>>577244063I don't know why you're talking down on it. DD is full of those hyper-lethal mobs you seem to be craving for.
My femra has a tough day today. Please can you wish her good luck
>>577244015I am also here.
>>577244129good girl
chain moker cat
>>577244110go to bed…
>>577244129Good luck femra /smooch
>>577244129Did you lock the front door?
>>577244124i solo DD's but i play them with people in groups too, what do you mean?still doesn't require any roles>>577244123maybe i have played too much and gotten a bit jaded desu
>>577243880
>>577244197going to bed with gamras? pretty gay bro
>>577244186There are people that look like this while you’re a disgusting grown ass manProbably fat too
>>577244024when do the rest of the steps start because i'm been jorking it to futa for 20 years now
>>577244129I wish you good luck.. hopefully you managed to get some good rest...
>>577244163Thank you..>>577244206Thank you anon /smooch /hug>>577244251Yeah.. its locked right now
>>577244252got any tips for soloing dds? the queue never seems to pop
>>577244309keep your rifle by your side sis~
>>577244129Please sleep well sis, hope tomorrow is kinder to you than today has been!
>>577244307Thank you thank you.. i slept moderately well considering. But ill probably collapse again later
Bros im so nervous about the Moonfire Faire from Wednesday, August 12, 2026 at 1:00 a.m.to Wednesday, August 26, 2026 at 7:59 a.m. (PDT)* Dates and times are subject to change.
>>577244276>Probably fat tooBordering on underweight, actually, but still within normal parameters medically speaking.
>>577244309Donating some + to this femra
Morning.
>>577244186the shorts kind of ruin it
>>577244252You've absolutely 100% played too much. I'm honestly shocked since the game has never been what you seem to want it to be, so to have sunk that much time is insane.
>>577244309YOOO THIS FEMRAS LOCKED IN RN
QRD on THAT femra...? Why is she locked in Right Now?
my moonie+ woke up
>>577244490It's because of me...
can domeone give me 209,999 gil plus tax i really want a hat on the market board please. i made an alt and i want to look cute
>>577244490I'm locked in that Femra and I can't get out
>>577244503is the + small?
>>577244552can you post what you'd look like with the hat on
>>577244552>altgive it to yourself nerd
femras who are locked invsfemras who are locked up
>>577244552I'm afraid it'll cost you a foot pic.
>>577244552what world
I must admit that ever since I made a miqitten of my character I am so much happier playing the game and interacting with people
>>577244018Mom said it was my turn to be Shara
>>577244552Ok, where?
my moonie is locked in but also locked uplife is unfair
>>577244370Heh by rifle if you mean a packet of tissues then yeah thats not leaving my side>>577244379Thank you kind anon.. tomorrow will be a better day!>>577244401I might need to see the item in question being donated. Just for research purposes of course>>577244453I am locked the FUCK in right now, no breaks no surrender nothing but BIG Ws
>>577244552Sure what world
blue mage is actually pretty fun!
>>577244620At least you aren't Locked out
>>577244559moderate
my moonie+ topped a sunnie+
Glub's bop
>>577244587my femra is both…
>>577244670Is it still hot?
>>577244670bopping this glub
>>577244670glub fatty
>>577244640You know what sucks? BLU actually IS fun, and the act of going to grab the spells is also fun. It's a shame that XI figured out how to make it a real class but we get this cucked shit in XIV and I'm still mad about it and will babyrage over it when I can.
>>577244624
>>577244616Nu uhhh, she just told me to tell you that it's still my turn to be Shara >>577244624It for sure will!! I'm manifesting the good times reality as we sPEAK
>>577243204my character fucking blinked and i left /gpose before i saw it and i'm too lazy to retake it
>>577244580my main is only level 88 but i made an alt cause im still stuck between being a miqote and lalafell >>577244597mateus and my name is mi pan and im at limsa lomksa
that pussy aint doing it for me slime
My sunnie? On the verge of being locked away
>>577244587MY FEMRA IS NOT LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOUYOUR FEMRA IS LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME
>>577244652does she like other moderate + cats?
>>577244252DDs have mobs that will do things that simply kill you, so you have to perform them correctly and you can't just mindlessly AOE. Go heal those if that's what you wanted.
>>577244819ok bet, wolves den rite?
>>577244552ok come find me in balmung uldah im wearing a big hat
>>577244503Hey.... can i see it?
>>577244796Built to be forced to wear girl's clothing and service old garlean men for free.
>>577244771would pet this big cat lady
>>577244587my femra wouldn't call her current state "locked in", it's more of a flow state. productivity is flowing freely. she is usually locked in though, but such a state is born from a burst of motivation
>>577244610Playing a character you actually like is instrumental to enjoying this game, I would have dropped it so long ago if C+ did not exist.
>>577244862The wall claims another one ... Soon the Elezen will return to absorb the energy of another fallen comrade.
>>577244685cute
>>577244610May I smooch your miqitten?
>>577244741>It's a shame that XI figured out how to make it a real classIt's been a real job in every single FF game except for XIV. If you were limiting it only to MMOs as I assume you are then yes it is sad that only XI managed to do it right, the issue is that XIV doesn't have the underlying systems to make a job like Blue Mage work the way XI does. Hell it doesn't even have the systems to let pet jobs exist and function normally.
>>577244624The item is only viewable in person
fell asleep at my desk award
>>577244948Where might I find it?
>>577244796the thick thighs pussy sandwich
>domanra'd
>>577244346it's easier to grab friends first to fill up the aetherpool, well except potd is easy af nowadays to get it solo too from the get go.you can watch some stream vods or youtube guides too. think of it as a prog, you will fail runs and waste hours a lot, but you will get better at it.check the Maygi's handbook docs for them if needed, it can be quite useful.it's mostly all about time management and how to deal with situations with pomanders and when to go loot more of them or just beeline to the exit.high floor PotD and HoH are mostly about unavoidable high autoattack damage of mobs, which can be kited a bit, and which a lot of players find more scary than the modern DD'swhich are EO and PT that are mostly about mechanical knowledge with a lot of oneshots even early floors, but little unavoidable damage so things can be more chill if you are comfy with the mechs.>>577244825i know and wasn't asking for
>>577244943We used to have pet jobs.
>>577244943>It's been a real job in every single FF game except for XIV.Oh I know. It's my favorite FF job even though it's only had a few appearances across the series. (Most notably for me, FF5, FFTA, and FFX with Kimahri.) But yeah I was mostly trying to do 1:1 with MMOs.
my femra would try a cage but shes scared of ED…
>>577244823yeah I do>>577244870I'll uguu it after this roulette..
>>577244853…
>>577244796>which drunk schizo is always thinking about blacked ntr
>>577244976Balmung
>>577244976The item will be brought to you for viewing next time you're on Balmung
>>577245054Why? You never really needed to use it in the first place, sis...
who the fuck is ed
>>577245028I'm just saying why spend your time bitching about experts when there is an entire mode of gameplay that does what you're asking.
>>577245051Looking lovely as ever
>>577245117that fella with the rock in his shoe
>>577244859thx but a nice lalafell alrdy gave me 1 milly
>>577245028Damn it's even crazier to imagine how sweaty those feet get knowing how sweaty you get about gameplay... oooweee....
>>577245117You dont know ed from ed edd and eddy?
>>577245021>macross meet?
>>577245117a nice guy but kinda dumb
sage isnt hard loljust play savage already scrubs
>>577245021How old is this?
>>577245030yeah well yoshi couldn't balance a pencil on his dick + xiv's netcode is shit.
>>577245105. . .
>>577245070+ on + kino...
>>577245117Some tiny alchemist
>>577245249can I get the mcdf?
>>577244943>>577245030What I wouldn't give for BLU to be available as a "real job" and pets to be a thing again. I could even be convinced to restrict BLU by making them pick "kits" based on their role to participate in roulette if it meant they could be played in most content normally.
>>577245030We did and they did not work correctly, SCH still has problems from time to time.>>577245040I'm guessing you have, but have you played through Blue Mage in FF11 already?
>>577245071imma let you off easy, I have other games to play, unless you really wanna get folded~
>>577245249nahi'll wait until a savage tier drops with good glamours and mounts
>>577245221>>577245250Macross meetup. Emisa used to orbit domanra and ended up being the only one still going to his meetups after he was sperging out and telling alma to kill herself every day.
>>577244660giwtwmm+
>>577245303You're replying to the skinwalker
>>577245090>>577245089Sounds like im getting a double donation... i look forward to it
>>577245350I went to the meets too...
you guys didnt even reply...
>>577245362Oh.>>577245028Can I get the mcdf?
>>577245303Thats the skinwalker anon
>>577245028thanks sensei sexcat
>>577245309>could even be convinced to restrict BLU by making them pick "kits" based on their role to participate in roulette if it meant they could be played in most content normally.In all honesty this is what they need to do at this point. BLU is a waste of resources and the few hours of content it does get is disappointing. >One miniscule update every 3 years
>>577245350>domanra>effyis she one of those i can fix him types
>>577245143there's no reason for why the normal dungeons in this game are so fucking abysmal dogshit, yet it's sad that they are never going to improve upon them because they are now fully entwined with the bot AI slop trust systems.>>577245249cool, nobody said sge is hard. all jobs are easy rotation slop currently, lil blud.you don't have to play savages, but you don't get to shit talk about the content you are not even playing
>>577245337Yeah, it was a long time ago now though, and on a different account I no longer have the details for. That era is really fuzzy for me, but I was a Galka Blue Mage and I enjoyed it quite a bit. I had been considering subbing to XI and giving the game another go sometime. It's a very, very slow game, though.
>>577245356sunnie?
>>577245415I gotch(you) anon, so please don't cry..
me sunnie can't sleep and is therefore fishing
>>577245074always knew this guy was a fucking weirdo
>>577245249sis your toes are just hanging out
>>577245249none of the healers are hard, I have done every role in savage, dps is the hardest if you give a fuck, I would rather mt so I don't have to care.
My sunnie is going to bed
>>577245476You can't stop me lol
>>577245562As is my femra. Goodnight!
>>577245476Okay but why don't you play the thing that is what you want?
>>577245560In pf?
>>577245249Did savage back in endwalker but the fun gained from clearing did not beat out the suffering of progging with random retardsJerking it in my apartment is much more comfy
>>577245471he's one of those lets see how many thread schizos I can surround myself with
>>577245369Donating deep...
please... give sleepycat a name... i gotta bust one out...
gn>>577244129gl>>577245562>>577245584gn
>>577245601oh, yea my bad that was in statics, partly, pf is a whole other monster and I would blame no one for not wanting to touch that shit.
>>577245469I think it would be for the best honestly, you can still let them keep all their crazy meme spells for the overworld and fates and shit too. I don't think it'd be hard to implement.
If cat “people” were real, I would feel compelled to bury my face in their tails
>>577245517what?
>>577245649Thank you.. sleep well sis
>>577245615i mean they definitely aren't on the same level but it's a funny pattern
>>577245516These days it's a very fast game, faster than XIV. It's also as wide and deep as an ocean with more content than you can handle.
who is haven….sorry..
my moonie is planning to do deplorable things to someone in this thread...
>>577245738Is it me?
Anyone trying to do some shared fates
>>577245350>Emisa used to orbit domanrabro who tf would orbit that nutcase
>>577245613>the fun gained from clearing did not beat out the suffering of progging with random retardsYeah it did. It totally did. Progging and defeating savage with lunatics recruited from the parking lot makes the triumph even more authentic.
>>577245678my bad I didn't notice the second m before the +
>>577245738Deploy them…
>>577245724It's slower than molasses., dude.
Are they really going to put up on sale some HW-mashup fit? Lmao, the texture work on the body piece is really low quality
>>577245724Honestly that sounds intimidating, actually. But it might be fun to sink my teeth into it again and feel that old MMO feeling. I uninstalled a Warhammer Online private server's client I was on last month so having a second one to dip into during downtime could be fun. Best part about those old MMOs is how easy they are to run these days.
>>577245756sis, your autofatebot......
>>577245738What things...
>>577245813dont rike?
>>577245598but i literally play everything there is in this gamewhat do you mean?>>577245419>Can I get the mcdf?no, weirdo>>577245446i can help with DD clears too if you need them before dipping your toes into soloing them
>>577245842The what nyow?
>>577245813What the fuck is this shit
>>577245798Most jobs have a 0-1000 TP time of less than 2 seconds and gear swapping is done so frequently and so quickly that most choose to use an addon to handle it for them. It's a very very different game today.
>>577245929cumming in her
>>577245813>Still awaiting that new dress they’ve yet to addWHERE IS ITTTT
>>577245249there is nothing wrong with this post though?
>>577246009https://files.catbox.moe/o97nrc.png
>>577246004with no survivors
>>577245925When would you be free to do potd? I assume you’re done with north horn?
>>577245839Don't listen to him, the game is only for the clinically autistic. Things still take forever to resolve, the grinds are insanely long and not very rewarding,
>>577245754If you think it's referring to you then it might just be...>>577245780Soon...>>577245847It's going to be really morally ambiguous in many ways...
https://youtu.be/hMPxSF1YYRk
>>577245839It is intimidating, it is somewhat confusing too when you're trying to get your bearings in terms of gear progression. Most older content has been given the FFXIV "Unreal" treatment scaling it up to at least level 99 and in most cases all the way to current endgame tiers.
>>577246158Give a hint as to who...
My moonie awakens
uguu is not accepting my +...>>577245275it's so underrated
>>577245990I watched somebody play it recently it's still basically no mental stack. Quit shilling your game here
My femra is horny what should she look up?
>>577246227My femra will accept it then instead
>>577245665This nigga has toxoplasmosis
>>577246267A job application
>>577246156That's usually par for the course for a lot of older MMOs though, shades of Star Wars Galaxies and Dark Age of Camelot come to mind. Though DAoC wasn't nearly as bad as it's contemporaries during it's time, mostly due to the heavy PvP focus. So if I was signing up for an ass-old MMO that's pretty much what I'd expect.>>577246189Not as endearing to have to disentangle some arcane progression system but I'm sure it's nothing a few dives into a wiki can't resolve.
>>577246227Try catbox
>>577246079this is maybe the best one
>>577246279Did you know a symptom of that is the urge to eat their poo
>>577246227catgirls+ swordfighting
>>577246332I'm just warning you that this guy is hyping it to shit but there's a reason it's a super niche game still. If you're not happy now, you won't be happy there.
>>577245839Warhammer Online...
>>577246450I'll put it in my "maybe if I'm really bored" pile for the future, at least. I've still got lots to do in XIV still, and my latest project (after getting all classes to max level) Will be filling out my fishing log.
XIV is the only game where players look at you funny for not having everything automated with plug-ins.
>>577246107i think there was supposed to be another potd full run this weekend with some thread ppl, but i'm not sure who are in it or is it full yet or am i even in it anymore myself as i didn't fully commit to it. or is the run even happening anymore.but anyways, preferably we would have a full group for it to not be a total slog like it kinda is already.i'm available on most days when i'm not sleeping
I notice frontline bits are more common at night right before queues die down hmmm
XI boomers remind me of wow classic tards
>>577245839Isn't Warhammer Online primarily a pee vee pee MMO?
>>577246243I don't remember asking you, stick to balmung shout chat.>>577246332It's a lot to take in but thankfully the community is still very helpful, it isn't hard to find a noob friendly linkshell to launch questions at repeatedly.
>>577246004cumming inside you instead
>>577246273that would be lovely!>>577246336catbox is not letting me upload it either raaaaghh
Smell my femlala’s feet.
>>577246668Maybe I will
>>577243227My sunnie will be doing this tomorrow!
>>577246660Initials?
We're so back
>>577243227Maybe do this to my moonie
>>577246718mo fu feet, what a treat
>>577246718the fuck is that
>>577246771its a boat
>>577246718Can't wait to ride on the big slide in my swimsuit
>>577246718wish you'd bend over like that for me
>>577246718of course you're on the dog mount..
>>577246707Not dropping them here
>>577246757:D>>577246771Ignore the retard, it's a SHIP!>>577246795Fatty>>577246803Can do..>>577246814kupo
>>577246463Yeah ...>>577246586Yeah! Private server had like 60~ish people on regularly during my times and PvP was always poppin'. That being said, the fun part about WH:O for me was filling out my tome of knowledge with all the lore tidbits and getting small cosmetic rewards for going out of my way exploring the world.>>577246596I'll take a look at it in the future and see if it's something I'd actually want to sink time into. I'll have to see what addons are available to make the menuing faster because I remember that being the most arduous task of learning to play.
Does this guy ever stop posting?
>>577246853not going anywhere what did you do in XIV today? other than stare at your dogshit modbeast
>>577246853yes, when he's getting plapped
>>577246853lho and mo fu are fucking awful for this general
>>577246853Which?the answer is probably no regardless tho
>>577243425Lich, Light! Lich, Bright!
>>577246847It still RuneScape menuing. You can put a bunch of plugins in to remedy it, but it just makes you understand how slow combat really is
>>577246584>400 posts per thread are offtopic drama or porn>5 posts in one thread out of the 27 that have been filled that day mention FF11>Immediately an anon loses his shit and begins angrily responding, feeling personally insulted that someone DARE mention "THAT" game ( conveniently ignoring the overwhelming ties between 11 and 14)I swear this happens every time, what a specimen.
>>577246915Mind status: broken by two retarded cats
I'll take one for the team and plap him so he leaves the thread alone, wish me luck guys
>>577246980Why u melting bro?
Summertime
>>577246980i made an on topic post but people just brushed me off with a shitpost this thread is horrible
humiliation ritual
>>577247006is that boyfu or girlfu
fellas, are we idling on top of the tower or the new love island section for the duration?
>ask for help with content as a low level player a few times>molly bloom, Heiko, and Euro Cat are, in that order, the only ones who have ever helped meThey were nice to me so I will defend these little angels with my life
>>577246197The person knows.. she's very devoted now...
I think it's just the same tower as last time...
>>577247106they just wanted to groom you bwo
The best event of the year
>>577247051you look like my lover
>>577247039>>577247051cutezen...
>>577247153Appears to be, unless there's something new hidden somewhere else on the boat.
it’s summertime you know what that means
>>577246903so you're doing this again thencan you conjure up something interesting with your skinwalking?but it's too bad you can't argue with them properly about content because you have no real experience in the game, so your posts are always hollow ones
>>577247164Nobody wants to groom me.
Inflation mount
No new swimwear sadly, but i’ll gladly take the floater
>>577247230no that's the plushification mount
Galm is the cutest femezen
>>577247182condolences
post face 2 catgirls
>>577247302selto'd
>>577247201What does it mean..
As my moonie lays down to sleep, she would like one(1) summer event catgirl post, pretty please.but not mofu, everyone's already seen him...
>>577247328I fuck her multiple times a day tho?
>>577247051>>577247230stinky femezen
>>577247360
On cooldown.
>>577246950Hey, maybe I pay for one month, feel like the game is shit, and unsub. Wouldn't be the end of the world. Would suck, but, I've already taken a hammer out and hammered my sack with how much time I've put into MMOs that turned into dogshit, anyways.>ArchAge time played: 843.2 hours.
>>577247398May I?
>>577247097the new islandit's rng if you get to it or not, good luck
>>577247398why are you British
>>577247436Fair enough. I'm just telling you what I could never go back to it.
>>577247443I made it so close to the top, and then fell..>>577247454Sorry...
>>577247360I would post bloonie but I'm nyot logged in to make it event themed gomen
>>577247398I am returning this Moonie, it can't follow instructions...
>>577247483You didn't ask "May you what?"
>>577247483We fall so we can climb once more
I got promised femmyzen but I think the miqo kidnapped me...
>>577247483I'll fuck girlfu
>>577247483That happened to me too, but then I tried again and made it to the top. Just not as fast as I'd hoped.
>>577246201You.
Gerolt should not be allowed here considering what he makes us do
Hows me male elezen?
What is the event reward this time?
>>577247627Looks like a true slanger
>>577247604M-me?
>>577247635the moogle pool float as a mount
>>577247368rp idea: instead of a normal hole she/it has a hole to the void and it drains your aether as you enter it
>>577247635A moogle pool floatie mount, and lawn stuff
>>577247516No wait>>577247537It's august >>577247547:(>>577247567Otay>>577247584It's the same as last year so if all else fails...Pic rel
nvm we're SO back
>>577247627Built for beating moonies
>>577247635free sex with my femra if you get to the top
>>577247627handsome, smoochablet. femezen
Who up on the boat slinging dick
>>577247774Definitely avoiding the event, then. Ew.
>>577247635
>>577247774which femra this is important
>>577247774Hi
>>577247698If this is the moonie I'm thinking of should I hop out of bed to give those /pets before sleep
why do people treat lalas as a meme race when they rule eorzea and control all forms of industry and even the banks
>>577247890Guh I'd have to log in first
>>577247823. . .>>577247860>>577247868sorry yoship told me it's cancelled now...
>>577247923small and fat
Jinbei is loving the pool, peak event
>>577247954Hope he drowns
>>577247927That's your call, otherwise I'll head to bed nyow instead of after petting..
>>577247997Okok for the pets I'll do it
>>577247741okay but does it act like a normal sex organ or is it just like banging air
My femlala hates ryona and getting hurt, but she will still play tank to protect him...Maybe one day he will notice me...
>>577247995You dumbass fish cannot drown
good night guy
>>577248043Light, right?
errm>>577248045idk yet
>>577248136Lich nyes
>>577247360I beat the contentNow what?
>>577248162Lich Bitch!
should my moonie wear some decent summer wear that is not too much?maybe i'll check some mods too that are not full on goonslop
>>577247954cute...for me? the float with my foxdouble the fox...
>>577248190yeh
>>577248185how...
>>577248185now you get to watch your thread crushes plap without you!
>>577248185now get plapped up there
>>577248162I'll pet a few times and call cute before fleeing to bed
>>577248185do a flip
>>577248213Holy Orbi with the double D's
>>577248185Now you bounce on it
>>577248186grrr>>577248242Tell me where to go boss
>>577248084okay let's sleep together
>>577248185Thank you for the rez Ryun Away@Balmung
>>577247786>>577247770>>577247694Thanks frens
>>577248226Wdym how it's the same as last yearI fell once near the bottom and then just did it in one goI think I was the third? Person up here..
>>577247943well my favorite femra is in the pool anyway, at least
>>577248213catbox those titties please
>>577248343>not logged ino-oh...
>>577248325there's a schizo to your left, ryun away!
*extrudes a moonie?*well? i don't work for free
You are such a pathetic loser.
>>577248447They're calling him the vague post king.
The fireworks are really pretty too, overall a great event
>>577248259:D Obi's Orbis>>577248351Fineeehttps://n.uguu.se/LOWeChcA.png
>>577244771Get pregnant
>>577248285Hmm, New Gridania infront of the inn? I'd normally say Old Sharlayan but am not here on EU yet, only starting out basically
Ryun I need you to get pregnant with my penis
my femlala can only play scholar...
>>577245535If you spoke to him ever once you would realize he acts like an idiot on purpose he doesn't care, he says dumb shit to make his friends laugh
did you know you can just have sex with the femlalas at the top of the tower? climbing it is consent!
>>577248502my femezen awaits atop the tower
my night pool femra isn't wearing panties under her swimsuit...
>>577248608He also lets me plap whenever I want
>>577248502Plapping this
>Self destruct to get to the top>Rezzed on the ground by an ugly black lalaboy
>>577245021>>577245350>"glorpshitto went to xlorpitto's meetup, here I have evidence!!! They're both evil!!!">literally a screenshot with 2 other people >"Glorp was the only one there!!!">no-name event happens 1 year agoWe get it she didn't want to plap you and you took it really hard. Lmao
>>577248623Why does your ass look plastic?
>>577248660lmao
Every day I thank god that my life isn't a humiliation ritual like yours.
Is fun back on the menu? I see there's a new Eureka looking thing
Thanks for the rez Ryun Away@Balmung...I'll do it legit when I'm not sleepy
>>577248689its just the outfit, not much i can do desu
>>577248623i dont care what they say flux looks bad
why do the sissyras never say who they arehow are you planning to get a boyfriend like that
>>577248697He even did /ebow after doing it
>>577248660blacked
>>577248640good luck femmyzen because my femra HATES parkour and will simply observe with her tellyscope>>577248654Fmzn get it for free :D
I probably should've grabbed the mount BEFORE I climbed up here
>>577248739you can tell him ig you fucking loser
>>577248768it's embarrassing to out yourself being a sissy...
Why is the polycule trying to gas up ryun now.
>>577248851what do you mean you guess?
thoughts on urethral vore with my moonie+?
>>577247398what is the face upscale/makeup/whatever mod you usually use?
>>577248817>>577248739>it's another episode of "let's hang out on top of the tower instead of the new spot they added"
rehashed jump puzzles are slophit some buttons for once
>>577248739plapping the sunnie in the american bikini
my sunnie is too lazy to climb the tower and thus will not be going to the moonfire faire
>>577248856it's not like you can ever be a man againyou may as well own it
>>577248881Uhh I sometimes use this on non cat golems if its what you mean?https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/75676
The shallowness of this game really reflects the people who play it.
>all the undesirables are already at the next idle spot
>>577248882Top of the tower is more exclusive, even if I agree with your sentiment.
>>577248660LMFAO
did I miss any important lore from the quest? I skipped all the dialogue.
>>577248878my moonie+ does this
>>577248948. . .
He's farming for pity points again...
fears for evolved mode?
>>577248785may my femra plap
>>577248963>people are at the event spot during the eventno fucking way?
I'm not idling, though, I'm chain-queueing roulettes from here.
>>577245074always knew this guy was fucking based
>>577248992Samurai becomes easy and everyone plays it
Jump puzzle deep dungeon...
>>577248660This time an ugly black mierda tried to do it but I declined
>>577249012>people
>>577248992The designer created the unbalanced garbage slop that is PvP and they thought that was a flex because PvP spergs will play anything and take it seriously and wintrade even if it was a coin flipping game.
>>577248572More than just /pets nyext time
>>577249112I thought we wanted fun unbalance
your femra looks like she eats cheese gyudon
>>577248623https://voca.ro/11O0ZoLEiufq
>>577248623pedo
>>577249151Fun unbalance was about 4 expansions ago unless you were a caster/monk/paladin/white mage.
>>577248992People will continue to complain about DRK not being HW version
i was thinking about putting in some effort for new pictures but i changed my mind, cba with the skinwalker around. will just post with the same old slop and maybe search for more characters from other games to slop post.why do you have to always bully me
Can you imagine being such a joke that the only things who will interact with you are other undesirables with the self awareness and backbone of a worm?
>>577248749how?
>>577249260is this the skinwalker or not
you're whining again, take a deep breath and remember it's not a big deal
>Warhammer Online mentionedshit was foul to play, especially if you were on Destruction side, but it had some of the best progression in terms of feeling the actual impact of your gear in pvp, but also the exploration and playing solo just exploring and filling out the tome was an actual joy to play, even if half of that shit in the game was bugged to hell and back, that MMO was truly a blessing in disguise, too bad Mythic and EA botched it so badly.
Is a Skinwalker someone that steals your model and then posts pretending to be you?
>>577249270we call those 4channers
>>577249270nigga shut the fuck up, god do you people ever stop bitching about other grown men?at least >>577249260 complains about the game but you're just bitching about your crush hanging out with other mengrow up
>>577249291Deffo the skinwalker, they wouldn't make themselves look this stupid.
>>577249146..You can't say that when I'm trying to relax. Now I'm tempted to get back on..
>>577248992People will pretend they actually like the two minute meta.
My femra+ can't sleep...
>>577248994that cat is dead
my male character's armpits are now smooth
>>577249270>>577248739
>>577249327It was the most fun I had in an MMO for the time I was playing it, and the happenings and friends were the most memorable.Pinkfortink
>>577249364Nyehehe
what the fuck is happening to me, i am starting to find obi's messed up femra actually hot
>>577249327If you're talking about age of reckoning, I'm honestly surprised more tab targeting MMOs didn't take it's targeting system.Actually blew my mind and took me a while to get used to being able to simultaneously target an ally and an enemy and have unique skills that simultaneously interact with both.Imagine a sage like job that you can just hit the enemy and heal whatever ally you're targeting instead of it just being some dogshit buff you have to weave to swap around.
my first mmo was transformice
>>577249535NTA but yeah the allied target and player collision in pvp was wild.
>>577249563i still hop on tfm every now and then...
>>577248871I'm making them credit me because they're losers who can't jump for shit
>>577249563i'm gonna put an anvilsnake in your house
transformice is still alive??
>>577249508Idk I think she's pretty cute
Is Mae Lien /xivg/? Also why did Allistar cheat to get up on the tower. Play the game
Is it okay to not be horny?
>>577249351no i'm real i don't care if i look stupid.just a thought, had motivation to take some new material earlier but i guess i'll just keep posting slop desu>>577249291did you need something? i'm heading to bed soon
>>577249708no, the usually sit in ul'dah all day with different cosplays
>>577247230Riding wookie around like this
>>577249734yea!
>>577249494Hopefully more than just pets next time yes.. But It's no rush!! I'll try not to let my mind wander too much until then. Tease.
>>577248739me otb otr
i feel like crying why is this obby so hard its not fair
>>577249508FYM MESSED UPno tho I get ya bro my taste in women is weird :D>>577249685w-waoh
>>577249673yea its on steam
>>577248768it's either sumire, rikka, or THAT femra 90% of the time
Everytime I see you namedrop me it makes me chuckle a little to see you flail about in pain. I would pity you if I didn't think you were so pathetic, nonny.
>reach the top of the tower >a femra's name was I'm Femlala until I closed lop>wasn't even synced with themWeird as fuck
MADE IT IN RECORD TIMEEE!!!!
I can't do this fuckass tower bros.
don't give up , skeleton
>>577249779Just limit your framerate to 15-30 fpsLove that jumping is tied to framerate in this game you'll stop sliding off shit.
>>577249708>Also why did Allistair* cheat to get up on the tower.Last year I spent 4 hours trying to climb the tower with the guidance of another anon only to be completely incapable of beating the jump puzzle with my hands shaking, wrists in pain, and the sun rising. I'm not doing that again.
>>577249923
how do you even cheat at the tower
>>577249980cheating is based, fuck the haters
my car got on the new platform on the first try....
>>577249980There's no reward for being at the top so I don't get why you felt the need to cheat
>>577249535A lot of its systems were well thought out, like collisions and using bottlenecks/bridges to defend key positions ? heavy tanks like chosens or KotBS weren't that useful in the grand scheme of things but, if you were sieging one of those forts with a moat or with those huge walls, you'd get punted and be set back real bad, man i fucking hated White lions for that reason alone.
>>577248972>exclusive>literally everyone can just rez up there
>>577249923EB someone, let them do the tower and teleport to them
Im surprised there isn't a vnavmesh for the jumping puzzle.
>>577250007BLU with Self DestructDie down on that platform and ask someone to rez you
>>577250007Self-destruct and have someone rez you at the top because you HAVE to AFK at the top of the tower in the event area at all costs.
>>577249935is using controller easier
>>577250019vroom vroom
I'm almost there chat.>>577249986Explode>>577250061Ok, are you handsome? Wanna EB?
>>577250154fall
Miqittens...
rare cute lalafell
Get eaten by moonies obby
>>577249986That's himThat's Zanaki Zexking
>>577250137Whatever you're used to really. Most platforming in FFXIV just works better at lower FPS. I always limit mine to 15 and just hold W through the jumping gates because of how trivial it makes it.
>>577250084There is. The vfallguys does these puzzles
of lately ive been thinking - does this game really need like five months of downtime before an expansion? beastmaster is shipping comically late and all it really gives me time for is gooning. cant even really make cool gposes. and i have some retard skinwalking me constantly at random bumfuck hours to top it off
waiting for her to wake up so we can climb the tower together
>>577250154You got this king
>>577250149Hey it's Racecar Johnny
>>577250235i love you so muchyou are so precious and beautiful
>>577250084It actually struggles significantly with jumping, there's a few jumps in the MSQ I had to do manually because Questie couldn't figure it out.
>>577250198Thanks man.
>>577249708>>577249748I lurk desu
>>577250232>and just hold W through the jumping gates because of how trivial it makes it.Bro the jumping GATEs are trivial no matter what your FPS is
>>577250279kek
>>577250207aw thats super cute
>>577250279Do you want me to hop on light quickly before I leave and res you up there
>>577249387nobody likes 2min meta unironically >>577250236shut the fuck up skinwalker
gm i woked up
Do we like this game?
>>577250381parsefags love the two minute meta
>>577249837sometimes I check the archive and still see my schizo namedropping my old characterits so fucking funny
>>577250019my moonie still wants to go on a date
>>577250313Don't laugh you can't laugh>>577250380But that's kinda embarrassing and I'd feel bad making you log in just to do that..
>>577250235how do i even open/start it
>>577250279you will never make it
>>577250207
>>577250381I like the 2 minute meta because it makes it super easy to parse golds, I just hit that Wrath autocombo and make sure I never disconnect from the boss and use tinctures under 2 minutes and I'm literally a 0th percentile God player.
>>577250469I'm already logging inIt'll be more embarrassing if you get up there before I climb it on light
>>577250426no we don't, stop fighting strawmen you keep making.good fucking riddance 0 skill boring 2min rotation slop
>>577250027Did you not read my post? I explained exactly why, I don't give a fuck about there being a reward or not, I'm not fighting against my body like that again.Also there's nothing more frustrating than climbing the tower for 4 hours, missing the last jump by a narrow margin, and rage quitting it for the rest of the event as a result, because you physically cannot hold your wrists still.
>>577250207I finished mine.
invent your own ffxiv headcanon job
>>577250407No. We are not allowed.
>>577250346NTRing Gerolt
What do I fanta to for evercold?I want to play bastion but lala tanks look silly
>>577250312Sure, but you stop slipping off shit is what I'm saying, also makes the kugane jump super easy.
>>577250436Old character or old name?
Anyone wanna plap a moonie by the new pool?
>>577250564Alcoholic
>>577250630both
>>577250590Lala bastion. Embrace it.
>>577250381I know but my fear is that in a fit of new thing bad old thing good, people will say they liked having a strict burst window for literally everyone.
>>577250027Since there is no reward, why not cheat?
>>577250461time and place?i have to leave in around 40 mins but i should be back in 2 hours
>>577250540NTA but he's asking why you don't go outside and touch grass instead.Like unironically, friend, take care of your mental health. Get some fresh air. Talk a walk in the countryside and get off your computer for a while.
>>577250631post moonie
>handing out expert deliveries for company seals>notice i have an occult ring of deep magicHoly shit
>>577250661An entirely different character is pretty wild, but name + fanta is common, most people fail to really leave their old identity behind without an entirely fresh start
The reward for getting to the to tiopbvv dsafh4 r z vhk75fbjy tvs avb. Its tv tine mirer antenna tee veee tioimmmmeee!!! Femras
>>577250540how did you cheat bropls tell me i fucking hate jump puzzles
>>577250703Nyo you have to take a leap of faith
>>577250279My king Zanaking, seals were not meant to climb to the sky
>>577250760Bwo?
>>577250672Where's the logic here, do you think people don't cheat if something has a reward?
>>577250540damn you mentally ill
>>577250780literally even, in this case
>>577250776>>577250097
eb like this
>>577250790seals were meant to go into orbit just look at them
>>577250508Way to out yourself that you have never even touched savage. Rotation bots are terrible when you have to disengage, have to hold cd's/dots, target adds or just generally the fight has any kind of downtime.
>>577248992Not having a flowchart to reference will make a lot of people suck
Can you still enter gpose to unload the festival and then mount up and fly to the top of the ship or has this been patched?
>my yearly humiliation ritual has returned to EorzeaSasuga YoshiP....
>>577250836ah nvm then i have no friends
Theres..... No new swimsuit...
>>577248992They keep the parts of my main job I dislike and get rid of the parts I like
Say it with hi m folls Femras weree builteded to govble down onncastc catcboy cock
Nobody asked for the 2 minute meta, nobody wanted it not even parse fags. It's the most uninteresting shit in the world.The devs made it because they're too stupid to balance jobs and have been over correcting since HW.See PLD in Endwalker. How does a job with no raid buffs not do enough damage to clear a tier on release next to other jobs in the role with no raid buffs? Their balance team literally doesn't know how to do simple addition. Even when they make their job incredibly easy for themselves they still somehow find a way to fail.
>>577250798Where is the logic in any of it, people cheat because they want to it's as simple as that. It has nothing to do with rewards (not) existing
i literally just saw someone tp to the new platform...
>>577250857Way to out yourself as never touched a plugin, they can handle all of that shit, unless it's P8s with it's dog first RNG.
>>577250642already exists alongside rapist
>>577250917You seem to be having a stroke
>>577250957As people have said, you can BLU your way up or if you have an EB (explode btw) you can use the ring
Oh raiders are doing history revisionism again where they’re trying to claim they didn’t ask for the 2minute meta and how they’re not responsible for job design being dogshit
>>577250828Now you're getting it
I FUCKING HATE JUMP PUZZLES
why did they put a red herring impossible mode route on the tower
>>577250672Except my honor.
>>577250927>How does a job with no raid buffs not do enough damage to clear a tier on release next to other jobs in the role with no raid buffs?What? Are you thinking of Abyssos WAR?
>>577250678marketboard limsa in 10 minutes..
Should I do it in first person?
>>577250541post her?
Ooooooooooooooooooooiobv. Bgvvv hgThe f r demras femras are geting uppity (me immm th femra) im al uptyiimm im ttakong applications for cabotys and middides j
>>577250436>the "so fucking funny" schizolmfao
>>577251071i'd prefer after when i am back, but i also need a world name!
Activate the glub mindbreaker, one went rogue.
ok I've gotten my fill of staring at fat glubber ass goodnight chat
>>577249771That just makes the moonie more enticing
You namedrop yourself for relevancy, no one knows who you are
>>577251125Vivian...
2 minutes badpretending to be WoW yet again goodupdoots to the leftall hail yoshida
>>577251125Please drink some water
my moonie made it to the second jump of the jump puzzle and then gave up
>>577251145>"dogshit" schizo is back
>>577251176Sure they do. I'm here everyday.
>>577251125if i didnt know any better id say this is an atma post
>>577250702Would be nice if the summers here weren't between 110-120F on average, genuinely.>>577250813Never hid that, ironically that's most likely why my hands & wrists have that issue, in a roundabout way.>>577250776Just swap to BLU, go to the smaller tower's end that sticks out, and do self-destruct if you've unlocked it. I don't use autopathing/jumping.
>>577250564guy
You should really stop cheating on that femra, you can't do better
My moonie wishes she was a dullahan for reasons
>>577251145>>577251201people really think random words and phrases are their schizos?
>>577251217hot
>>577251256Yes nigga it’s very funny how paranoid some posters are here
>>577248623>>577251217Ah, my new glove arrived.
>>577251050Abyssos Paladin.
>>577250927>Nobody asked for the 2 minute metaPeople absofuckinglutely did ask for it, they simply didn't realize what the consequences would be
>>577251250Alright I’ll stop using my rotation bot on femra
>>577251151yeah I just need to add you first!Golem!
>>577251251You want someone to use her mouth like an onahole don't you
>>577251201NTA but I've used "dogshit" as a phrase more than most other people here and noticed more people using it over time in the thread after I showed up...
>>577251050Paladin on napkin math alone was unplayable dogshit because it had like 25% less PPS overall lol.But yeah, both of them were very bad Paladin unplayably bad. I don't think there was a single Paladin clear that wasn't carried by somebody with a weapon doing 0 chest for memes before the nerfs.
>>577251125okay deebs
>>577251304Not really, once it already existed they just asked for shit like TCJ to be moved out of the 90 second meta.Players didn't create it from the start, but QoL and homogenisation cemented it over time.
Ssspele sppeople realyl undesrtimerate a femras abilitity to mmkak make ojt make out witht armpiits fomFroom a cabtoy
Guys, I got up. I got up with my own skill, my special skill to get up? Exploding myself and getting raised.
>>577251182mad shitter skinwalkers stay bad>>577251304no they didn't, people asked for jobs to Be more balanced. inept devs couldn't provide without everything being on a dogshit 2min burst
>>577251314Good girl
>>577251217Wearing atma like a cock warmer and doing 3 laps up and down the jumping puzzle
>>577251436…
>>577251428I knew you didn't have it in you
>>577250235no it doesnt
>>577251428Victor players be likeExcept you're a kelvin player so Ice path is cheating anyway
>>577251256you don't even need common words or phrasesI'm >>577250436 and see my schizo randomly punching the air because someone replied to him meanly and he thinks its meyou just have to convinvce yourself you're being gangstalked, its not like I'm there to reply to him and be like>no actually thats not mehe'll just continue living the rest of his life thinking I'm replying to him anonymously I guess
>>577251417Who fish is this
>he’s still desperately pretending raiders didn’t ask for the 2 minute raid buff meta>he’s still pretending raiders aren’t pissed about their raid buffs and their reason to parse going away
>>577251354omw
>>577251428Bro there's no way someone hopped on, beat you to the top and raised you up there
>>577251181why do you keep namedropping her today
>>577249286not him but i hate how shapeless it is. femlala bodies should be imp minimum. lalaboys don't have a single good body, either.
I legit can't tell the difference between this guy and his skinwalker lmao
>>577251434you were never skilled enough where a 2 minute or a 1 minute or a 45 ever matteredgreeniecontinue larping as a raider it makes me laugh. gotta stand out somehow here XD
>>577251534This is my first time doing it today actually>>577251428Nice bulge bwo
>>577251553It’s because he’s not being skinwalked
No raider was like "yeah put every ability on a 2 minute timer" it was>uhhh yoship my big cooldown is [45-90] seconds so i miss out on a lot of damage please fix it!And so update by update everything was slowly homogenized into the shitfest it is now
>>577251534>her
>>577251605He is and you can tell if you actually read filenames.
Why did they put a guy in a wheelchair in endwalker
>>577251651>WE FAAAAAAAALL>WE CRAAAAAAWL
>>577251472Yeah.. my bad...>>577251481I've been playing a lot of support Viscous lately there's some funny interactions I need to clip and show you at some point. Also I'm about to send you 2 videos in dms you NEED to watch, EU servere are so arse.>>577251518It's embarrassing for me too man..>>577251583Don't look there.
>>577251364My moonie wants easier access to her own feetAlso yes
>>577251304Who? Point me to them. Every top raider I know described every iteration of a job past HW as a less interesting version of the job than it was previously.Maybe complete casuals? I don't really value the opinions of people who don't engage with the combat system in a discussion about the combat system and neither should the devs.The only people who asked for it in reality were the devs to make balancing the jobs trivial and they still find a way to fuck it up because they can't add all the potencies of the rotation up and divide it by the expected GCDs. That was how people figured out Paladin was bad within seconds in EW.
Because raiders were asking for it and since YoshiP is a raider simp he did exactly what they wanted until it started blowing up in his face and more people weren’t raiding actually
>tranny who makes its toon ugly on purpose is mentally illColour me shocked!
>>577251651Irony, probably
>>577243224...
catgirl+
>>577251512Im ggo fish auddeince layvhtaGo fishSay it weith hh8m fn imisster andtena tee veee ttikme
>fflogs owner hates evolved mode>raidfags hate evolved mode >auto-combo users hate evolved mode
My femra will not survive evercold...She needs a heat- I mean an EB...
>>577251650No one gives a fuck about that guy's dogshit posts enough to check if they're real or not lol
femra have evolved
>>577251738Godspeed you beautiful disaster
>>577251751Sounds like a recipe for the best update ever for the people who actually stay subbed all expac
>>577251786I care
>>577251751It's beautiful, isn't it
>>577251512parsing isn't going anywhere, lil gubif anything there will be more minmaxing with skillchecks like proper positionals and reactive rotation instead of an easy already solved strict rotation.>>577251575keep on coping expert roulette hero
What are the best foot mods
This is going to be the premier gooner plapping MMO for the rest of gaming's history isn't it?Nothing will ever dethrone XIV, there's no way any other game comes along that has literally no moderation or anti-cheat like this where people can just do whatever the fuck they like with impunity, whether it's modbeasting fifteen penis tentacles on your catgirl or cheating a fun little jumping puzzle or botting gold parses in the latest raids.No other game will ever give this little fuck about it all.
>>577250927>>577251304What thou must needs realize is that CBU3's first response to any vaguely complicated problem is to just completely nuke the source of it. The two-minute meta at its core exists because the devs took the HW/SB complaints of>the uneven buff intervals favor certain jobs to an extreme degree because of how impactful buff coordination isand decided the solution was >make all buff intervals the same for every jobNobody anywhere asked for all buff timers to be the same, but anything more complicated was too much for them to bother with. They do this with everything. Cross-class skills, the original Diadem, basically everything about Forays to the point where they tried deleting them for EW, the old crafting system, elemental resistances, stat allocation, you name it. OC is pretty much this philosophy applied hardcore to every complaint about Eureka and Bozja.It's not always bad (nobody misses class-locked glam prisms), and when they actually bother fixing things it usually turns out well (nuDiadem is not bad, for example). But play for long enough and you'll see a consistent pattern of "why fix what you can completely replace?" Even Evolved Mode is this.
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>>577251512People parsed in HW when it was meaningless because Astro could just give you 20% damage up the whole fight and raid buffs weren't removed from you.Why would anyone be stupid enough to think parsing is going away? lolNo one thinks that except the extremely retarded(you) lol.
I am a School Combat - World of Horror OST femlala in a situation...
>>577251863Ive said it before this is the new Second Life
>>577251848Brother, lining up my 2 minutes, filling my party with sandbags and nailing the killtime are all parts of skill expression in XIV.If you don't like that then play another game.
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>>577251512retard
>>577251920Not until it gets it's own version of LSL it ain'tbut it does inch closer every day
I ama lalaboy who forgot to buy eclipse glasses and will have to look at the eclipse through a colander
Crying about completely optional mods is so fucking funny dawg. Got niggas in this thread having conniptions because people would rather mod their character and ERP than sit in party for hours trying to raid. Niggas love pretending MMORPGs are for raiding and raiding only
>game discussion>look inside>it's just 2 retards arguing about the 2 minute meta again
>>577252013>so fucking funnyNot reading what a schizo has to say lol
>>577252013Who are you talking to?
>>577251851I mix Tre feet with the Yab body, gives a nice result imo>>577251905Hi Popey ty for elf Popey
>>577250906we knew this for literally months
>>577252019>it's just the 2 same retards arguing about the 2 minute meta again
2 minutes is all it takes for my maccy cheese to microwaveAnd yet 2 minutes feels like an eternity
I will probably never clear a current savage tier and would rather afk in uldah than spend several days rotting in PF or a static that's inevitably going to kick me for bottlenecking
>>577251981Why are you so argumentative on things that don't matter as well as you being completely wrong at the same time? Is it a humiliation fetish that you use the thread for? Genuinely what is the fuck is your problem?
>>577252009Anon that's how you blind yourself
>>577252119Bwo...
will they adjust reborn mode jobs or will they still lock their big potency actions behind a 2 minute action (that no longer buffs jobs)?
>>577252119He's a redditor
seven minutes
That femra doesn't love your catboy
>>577252013
My ffermra is goinng yo to shlw her coochuie
That femra actually loves your catboy’s cock
Then you genuinely have dudes in here that unironically believe jobs having more buttons = higher skill gap for jobs when that’s never been true at all. Got dudes in this very thread that will defend a button in your kit that you will only press in 5 total encounters in the game because they pretend it makes their job feel better to play. But they won’t play reborn in 8.0 because evolved does more damage and damage is the only thing that matters in MMORPGs, not CC, not job interact ability, just damage on the boss. Dudes in here unironically beg for the game to be worse so they can chase their glory days of being good at an mmorpg again
>>577252192Are you sure?
Seven minutes is all i c- nnf..mmff n-no..
>>577251948yeah fishing for perfect crits for 100+ clears was such skill wauwi'm honestly so glad i don't have to trust my team to hit their buffs and buttons under them anymore and can just play my own game and look at my own numbers.fuck 2min rotation slop, finally it's dead and we can have more interesting encounters too
femra are not capable of love they only experience lust and a randomly-generated slurry of meltie emotions
>>577252286wrapping my hand around your waist and picking you up and knotting you
>>577251898I think the main issue is HW was impossible to play as a casual player and they over corrected hard when the solution was to just teach people to play the game they made and should know how to play.Instead they focused on stupid shit like thinking feedback was the issue and gave jobs shit like meters so the players have a form of feedback so now you have completely assinine shit like the aetherflow meter or the shelltron meter but other jobs build towards a goal by pressing the buttons they're supposed to press.The problem being people still don't know how to play the fucking game. You can give people buttons to press and meters to build but you don't explain how that interacts with buffs or how you should align them so they just nuke them out of existence instead.Now it's to a point you push your 2 minute button and it gives you more buttons to press so the devs know exactly what you're pressing in hopes the players see there's a limited time to press them and press them.Instead of ever addressing the core issue they ignore it and apply a band-aid fix so they can ignore it slightly longer another common theme with CBU3. See the in-game personal parsers they were supposed to add being replaced with fucking stone sky sea so people have to go to a third party website and put in their kill time on a dummy to estimate their DPS which is one of the few ways to learn and improve without using ACT.
>>577250235scam plugin
>>577252317>we can have more interesting encounters tooretard
>>577252297My femra loves catboys that can make it to the top of the tower...
>>577252318Then why does my femra dream of having a big happy family huh?
Me sunner got two of her green gummies she will now reward herself with one episode of anime
>>577251751It's the nuclear option when we had no reason to push the big red LAUNCH button, Yoshi P also listens to the vocal minority who simply shout out random statements and terms like combat rework without having any understanding of what they actually want.I'm worried about what they are going to break, where they are going to draw the line, and how much other content we are going to sacrifice while they pump resources into redoing every single job. Don't forget they have to go back and rebalance older content, everything from dungeons to ultimates.
Okay but I have literally felt like my femra from time to time
>>577252063hi obi i am making alt elfs again!!
>>577252404what anime bwo
>>577252317Why don't you just play Elden Ring or Monster Hunter instead?
Then there are dudes here that get very upset when random players they match with aren’t as autistic and optimal at all times as they are. Like they genuinely expect the average xiv player to be playing like a world first raider in their roulettes never missing a gcd and having perfect uptime
>>577252063Big thankies again, tre feet look great (especially when i figured out you can mix and match bodyparts)
>>577252389My catboy died by the tower and just when he thought he'd found peace people kept reviving him.
>>577252393Thats not a dream thats a prophecy
>>577252404Did you plap Ruri Tora yet?
ahem: fuck core and everyone in it. that is all I have to say.
>>577251919can you link it so i can imagine how cute you are
>>577252548but i didnt do anything to you
>>577251004>>577251705>>577252013>>577252295Hey just wanted you to know I don't raid. Did you hear me? I told you I don't raid. Hey, look over here, I'm telling you right now I don't raid. Have I mentioned I don't raid? Why do you all talk so much about raiding? I don't raid. I told you I don't raid.
>>577252441Hell yea!!! Wooo!!! >>577252523Yeah! Some can't be mixed - especially on femra, because scales sometimes fuck up - but if you can do it without seams a lot of hands/feet can be mixed nicely
>>577251898Remember when MP was a real stat and not hard locked at 10k for everyone?
>>577252548its dead anyways
>>577252217why
Then we got niggas in this general that pretend they’re super good at the game yet are still stuck on the newest ultimate 3 months in lmfao like I thought you were good at the game and this great raider why are you getting filtered by a clown
Someone will, rightfully, say Arcadion is the best raid ever made and most XIV players will say that the story was bad because president wasnt arrested (it's still a better story than basically all of them except Coils)
>>577252665Alcohol
>>577252407lolThey will never rebalance old content. Instead, like they've done in the past, is they'll make sure the numbers are fucking busted on old content so it can still be cleared. Yes, including ultimates.
>>577252372savage and ultimates are built around to accommodate 2min cooldowns. do you even play the game, "retard"?>>577252495why would i play a single player slop that has a definitive ending instead of mmo's that keep evolving?>>577252404what are you watching
>>577251898>(nuDiadem is not bad, for example).Bro what? It's literally just a gathering of bots.
>>577250207>No swimsuitsMANNNN....
>>577252119Bot-ahh reply
>>577252729That's not a design issue, that's a modern gamer issue.
>>577252531PLEASE
>>577252518No one cares how anyone plays in a roulette. The most toxic people in roulettes are usually casuals who don't fucking raid and make weird demands and try to call people out for not aoeing and going afk when people defend them, tanks who tell you that you tank it you pull it then /sit and throw a bitch fit, healers letting you die because you got vuln stacks, people throwing fits the healer isn't dpsing etc...It's all those fragile little people have is fucking expert and leveling roulette I guess.
>>577252449>>577252701pawbly the latest episode of Chainsmoker Cat I didn't get to watch it when it aired. >>577252536I don't think Ruri knows who I am..
>>577244771heyy haha
>>577252792Omw
The funniest part of Dawntrail though has been that it’s exposed this games community as being larpers for the mmorpg genre. This community shit itself all Endwalker because they didn’t have an instanced fate farming zone to veg out in and they wanted a relic grind that wasn’t just 1500 tomes. Got both of these things alongside a Deep Dungeon that improved the system mechanics of the content and people hate it because it’s not what they specifically wanted the content to be lmfao
>>577252774It is a design issue, the developers should always work with the players and make the game based around how people play it, not fight against them.If 99% of activity in Auxesia is botting, then autocrafting should be implemented in the base game.I don't know one player who got their tools without cheating, not one.Nobody enjoys this crafting system.Get rid of it.
>>577252694They are going to have a mountain of angry comments if they turn recent ultimates into a UCoB like experience.
servin sushi to the ppl who make it to the top (legitimately)
>>577252119(you)you need it more than I do
>macro crafting is now botting according to xivg
>>577252806>healers letting you die because you got vuln stacks,I do this.Unless you got the vuln stack because you're a greedy melee who refused to disconnect, in which case I'll pump you through every mechanic.
>>577252806I DPS as a healer because I play SGE but as long as the healer isn't sitting on their hands they're probably doing better than the average FFXIV player
>>577252890Relic is fine, I think I'm just over the idea of relic grinds and its impossible to recapture what Zodiac was, but OC is straight dogshit and we would've been better off without it.
>>577252969can I get sushi now that I did it for real
>>577252969I got a few jumps from the top and then fell all the way back down so I rage quit. maybe next year..
>>577252890Come on now, all they had to do was a carbon copy of Bozja and I would had been happy but they somehow came out with something WORSE than previous iterations
>>577252917No, just because lazy modern gamers want to cheat doesn't mean the game should be simplified and dumbed down to pander to their lack of attention, skill, and morality.Get rid of retards like you.
>>577252818>Chainsmoker Catbased, good stuff.maybe i'll /pet you back next time if i can reach, is your sunnie max height
>>577252983Nobody mentioned macros, we're talking about Artisan and IceCosmic.
>>577252926No one is going to give a fuck about UMAD an expansion later. Potency bloat already makes lvl 80/90 ultimates trivial in terms of DPS checks. The jobs are not made to be played synced ever and almost always get buffs on low level abilities because a class sucks at leveling.
>>577252297Sorry bro...
>>577253054Bozja you mean the foray the community hated so much it was the direct reason we didn’t get one in Endwalker?
>>577252926All of them eventually will feel like UCoB at some point due to general potency powercreep. Also not like any raider really cares because they already got their clears and it shows on tomestone.
>>577252926And? People got their totems and prestige. The only people left are literal shitters and clear buyers
i find it very funny that whenever a new piece of content drops (the tower in this case), most people go and do the thing and it leaves only the most annoying people to make dogshit posts itt
>>577253067No, just because you're a retard doesn't mean the developers should persist with systems that nobody enjoys engaging with.
F3mra that let you die
>>577253152>>577253152>>577253152>>577253152>>577253152
>>577253075Nyes my sunnie is max height you still owe me that hug you nerd don't think I have forgotten!!
>>577253087The difference this time around is kits, it's not only damage but also the skills you have available to you. Every job will have their full kit at level 50, meaning they have every single skill in every single ultimate, with the slimming down of skills you then have to think about how the new healing and mitigation buttons are going to work in older content.
>>577253162rape
>>577253156Which one of us is angry that he is too stupid to figure out how to craft and is OK with cheating and declaring that the game should remove mechanics to appeal to those (including himself) who are too lazy to learn?It's not me, if that narrows it down.
>>577252518I mean if you are playing in group content you should honestly try because you are ruining other people's experience by making everything take longer by not pulling your weight. I don't expect some god tier gamer but I at least expect people to actually try. It doesn't matter if it's a roulette. I had a guy just standing there not casting spells for a good portion of fights to the point to where it was glaringly noticeable
>>577253227I'd like to say that existing ultimates should be sealed away and require "Reborn mode" completion to preserve the integrity whatever the hell that means at this point.
>>577253000Idk dude, I played with people in this game that were like 60+ and have arthritis and couldn't progress the game because people in dungeons would flame and kick them because they weren't doing a lot of damage and just collecting vuln stacks. Which is why we now have the single player NPC dungeon experience(tm).The dungeons aren't hard just press one of your infinite heal ogcds you're sitting on and get through it easily.
>>577253335reborn mode will be gone in 9.0 lil gup
>>577253335That would be the easy option but who knows what they will do, they aren't known for making smart decisions.
>>577253497To be fair they didn't say deleted, they said they wouldn't be designing it beyond 8.0. For all we know the option to swap will exist until you hit level 111.
>>577253335its funny that anyone thinks ultimate has integrity
>>577253227Seen this said multiple times but it isn't remotely true. They said all your bindings will be in by 50, not your full arsenal of abilities.
>>577253613Oh no I've seen what picto can do in DSR, but you still need to understand what you're doing to get your clear.Evolved mode could potentially turn it into a complete joke but who knows at this point?
>>577253831Semantics, and makes the balancing even harder if they indeed have to balance each skill at each level cap differently because it hasn't unlocked it's full set of features yet.
