Kaboom Edition>Previous>>577191751>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSJul 23 Supply FRV full rollout https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/680756051157452526Aug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHoAug 12 Face the Unknown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grDCkTGIAqAAug 06 Level 300 cap https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/706653652015644955Aug 11 Warbond Deep Dive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpWSTUq5yPQ>LATEST PATCHESJun 16 1.006.300 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/676249280988579951Jul 07 1.006.301 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/696516748689543612
>no updateDOOM GODS WON
pants WILL be shitted
>no patch
IT'S OUT
>New Illuminate Enemies>A new biome full of fresh horrors awaits, the void warps everything it touches and your foes have taken new hideous forms.>The Crusher is on a deathmarch, capable of regenerating while taking heavy damage, and needs to be worn down quickly and consistently without a moment of pause.>The Wretch is a relentless and nimble enemy that requires quick trigger fingers and focused aim, as they are able to dodge and leap at the player while advancing to quickly dismantle its weapons along with their will to live.Here's your cultists.
update will be fucking shit
BANGARANG
>>577249727>nothingoh no no no hopesisters....
Restart Steam.
SEAF IN THE WILDS
updating
>>577249938>Weapon that gains no XPInto the trash it goes
Uhm... cultists bros..???
it's shit
>The Constitution! …has stripper clips! waow
So now that the update is out, what's the general consensus?
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTltwbS4KY(Video is still private as of this posting, but it may get unlocked soon-ish)
it's herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpF8gI71Vjo
>update is emptyGuess you could say its... da void of content
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT'S UP GET IN HERE
SEAF BROS WEEEEE WOOOOON YEAGHASHSRXVHK,CHVJMCHVGM
>it's fucking nothinglmao
DOOMTRANNY STATUS?????
>SEAF got armor upgrades>now summonable>you can also hug themoh yea
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEWEL FARMED ME FOR MY IZZATI CAN'T JOIN /HDG/ LOBBIES
>you can hug the seaf nowHOPEGODS WON
>>577250141The Constitution has stripper clips now.
leegs fuckginb gooooo
man i want SEAF-style armor now
>not cultistswell fucknext time for sure
>Open computer>Helldivers 2 is downloading Update>Hell yeah!>Update downloaded, log in, it's just the level cap update and I am sub 200 levelShamefur dispray, I must commit sudoku.
>2 enemies> a biome>uuuuhbb constitution has stripper clips>See you in december (maybe)waoh
New teamkill bomb just dropped
LETS GOOO
>posted the wrong onekilling myself promptly
>reaching level 300 will take approximately 3,000 to 4,000 hourswhat the hell
helloooooowhere is warbond?
Did anyone ever solve the cheat engine fix? I want more super creds.
>>577250385>no SEAF warbond with SEAF stratagems Dead gameDead seriesDead planetDead dead dead
patch lobby steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241847195824/76561198088743
>still no invisible collision box fixes What a garbage fucking studio my God
>>577250205>>577250330it's so fucking OVER for us!
>>5772504504 more hours calm down zoom zoom
>>577250330Oh well, let's check out the new titles.>4 new super citizen titles, they all make my character and my name tag invisiblecool
>>577250303Love to see Arrowhead continuing the trend of really bad looking medical armors. Why is it ORANGE.
>>577250303>Medic SeafMedic warbond soon
Dude where's my void?
warbond when
im level 197 lol....
>>577250537>>577250450Tomorrow at earliest, maybe even next year
>void is just goneTHEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT
>P-19 Redeemer>Increased spare magazines from 4 to 6YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
>The Eagle napalm did not feel as effective compared to other Eagle stratagems what? it was a pretty good strat
>MD-17 Anti-Tank Mines>Increased Demolition strength from 30 to 40what are the implications of this??
>The Crusher is on a deathmarch capable of regenerating while taking heavy damage and needs to be worn down quickly and consistently without a moment of pause.So this will be the cancerous broken enemy of the update.
>>577249852>>577250526>>577250735kill yourself avatarfag spamming niggerholy fuck get a hint, fuck off
>>577227291>>577228518>The armory change was just short mag buffs
why the new seafies giving off these vibes
So the update doesn't add any content? Where's the warbond?
is the seaf changes basically a buff for solo players?
>>577250758>Challenging enemy >WAAAAH says /hdg/ and reddit
yeah i think it's fucking over
>New warbond isnt in the game>Has a separate release timeWhy?
bros
>not a single nerf in the patchnotesbuffGODS absolutely raping nerftrannies in this patch
>>577250891Preparing groundwork for SEAF strategem
>>577250947Holy fucking newfag
Necromorphs?
>>577250896Trusting Arrowhead to make enemies that are balanced on release is absurd and a sign of insanity. Therefore, perish, Swede.
>launch the game>it now crashes every time I alt tabI'm so tired
>SEAF soldiers can destroy enemy spawnersneat
>SEAFs can destroy enemy spawners
one of the TWO new enemies is basically a necromorph ripoff
>2 enemiesFucking CALLED IT
I love fighting against squids bros
>>577250995The game is in terrible shape, of course they're not going to nerf anything. AH is literally doing everything it can to please people.
>minigun still not high penshit update throw it out
>>577251080dead space warbond for the next crossover confirmed
>He thought we would get cultists.ohnononono
>>577251028>>577251080I wonder if that heavy unit can be taken down with medium pen stuff too
>SEAFs can destroy enemy spawnersExcuse me?
>Helldivers now have a chance to find Super Credits in Factory Worlds
>>577251080cool giant dude i guess
>>577251113>AH is literally doing everything it can to please people.Should have been this way since the very start and not require reviewbombing for them to start doing this...
>>577251178They're comingRun from itHide from itCultists arrive all the same
are mods broken?
I was really hyped at first, but once I jumped into the game, I realized there was nothing new and the hype died down. Imagine if they suddenly gave us the SEAF stratagem, that would have been perfect.
>>577250995NOT SO FAST!
>>577250435"Forever Game" is another name for live service games. If you didn't realize by now that the game fully expects you to play it until EoS.
Why yesI did order the bear and the medal I am a Chad
>SEAFs can destroy enemy spawnersThe Swedes are actually just catering to the redditors that want the game to play itself how, huh.
KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>577251214>fleshpound>>577251080>gorefastat least they're taking inspiration from good zombie games>>577250995several things were nerfed buddy
LOBBY DOKO
Cultists soon
>SEAF is basically walking turrets making the game even easier nowRedditors asked for THIS?
cultist status:buck broken is never getting released time to let it go
>>577251352sorry I am wagecuckin' it
here's your next crossover armor, bro
>no new technician lines
>>577251409The level 1 security looks so good
>Exo Storms of class 2 and 3 will now spawn tornadoes of varying sizes, depending on the intensity of the storm.oh cool so now there's an actual difference and not just double lightning bubbles>Prevented hit-markers being displayed for hits from indirect explosive damage, damage from your sentries and damage from your orbitals/airstrikes.dammit, I actually used it as a way to know if I actually hit something or if my sentry is actually doing something
>>577251385uuuh yeah they're complaining the game is too hard all the time
>>577251214>>577251080>Body horror squidsThis fucks
AAAAAAAAIEEEEEE!!! HELP ME HELLDIVER-SAMA!!!!!!!
>Another bare minimum updateDoomsisters are bulging with power...
Anyone got the new HD ver of the splash art?
>>577251080>>577251214>limited to 2
>mines given demo 40what are the chances this is just because under the hood melta mines are tweaked AT mines and they wanted them to destroy spawners consistently like other throwablesi'm thinking 100%
>No warbond
Short (mag) KING
>>577251505>still no loadoutsI am tired of being a hopesissy...
>>577251493Hope we get those camos
>>577251493crushers are probably like darktide crushers, they will whack you like a mole with an overhead one hit kill bonk>>577251505live service games in a nutshell
Doomsissies... they're getting new content again and infinite replayability for free...
>>577251080I NEED A DEAD SPACE WARBOND NOW!
>>577251680Shit series
Where is that fucking faggot who claimed "cultists are not cut bro they'll release them soon bro squid grape juice is there for a reason bro", show yourself you subhuman gorilla nigger crawl out of your roachströmming infested cave
>>577251753year 8 content pls understand
>>577251753>AH literally said cultists were cut>word for word cancelled >ITS COMING ITS COMING HD2 has some of the stupidest motherfuckers around
>Short mag is worse than drum magWho the fuck told them this lol?
I think I do actually like the "there are barely enough ayys to form an army capable of defeating Super Earth, so instead they're kidnapping humans and turning them into ayys to fight Super Earth with" fantasy of the new Illuminates. It's very body horror Illithid-like where we're seeing them go from zombie slop to "add more zombies onto it" fleshbobs to genetic abominations that are the newest units they have.
>>577251641ok so this is pretty much it all of the new operation banners that you will see in game with the new enemies, still nothing super interesting from the dataminer so far
>>577250303too bad you fucking nigger, we're helldivers and not s*af
So what are the new titles lads?
>Helldivers will no longer ride the victory elevator with their hands in the air like some kind of rollercoasterWHATThat was a BUG?I thought that was just a random cute pose as they rode up. Narrowhead fixing all the good bugs again!
>>577251831I like it. Everyone hated the original squids in HD1, it just wasn't a compelling faction to fight. But people love zombies and body horror shit.
>got 4 viper commando titleswhat did AH meant by this
>>577251745in a couple of hours, say 8 am or 9 am est
>>577251865super private x16they're broken atm kek
>SEAF stim pistols>ai bugged so that SEAF without stim pistols will still target Helldivers
Things are in motion.
>>577251805>i love reloading constantlyit's worse
Discordxisters, our opinion on this update??
>>577251805reddit
I am in motion
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241848712996/76561198126520852Lobby!
>>577251831I still think "Illuminate are so desperate they're animating the dead in front of you, the fact that you killed so many in GW1 is now coming back to haunt you" is better because it actually shows you instead of doing the horror bit off screen
>>577251943>Homoflag to scare off the edgy 14 y/oswould be too based for arrowhead
>sub level 200is so over for me man
>>577251910Soon the ass will be in the ass and everyone will know everything.
>>577251184>medium machinegun with EATSEAF stronger than heckdivers confirmed.
My thrust towards the leandiver is in motion.
>>577251904https://youtu.be/3JYZqMXEHCU?t=7
>>577251889Thing is if they pull it off right, I think the story they're trying to tell is that you start with zombies because that's the ayys' initial attempts at making humans into squids, but over the years they'll get better and better at it until we start seeing them run actual armies of sentient and angry squids that will have little need for harvesters, drones, and ayy forklifts making up for their sparse numbers.
>>577251962fvll????
>>577251943>recent irl tragedywot happen?
>new level cap releases>still level 89damn
>>577251805Libcarbinechad we are eating good
>>57725212541%
>193darn
>>577252125was it that gay bar in germany that got religion of peaced a few weeks ago?
>No warbond>No MOSo what am I supposed to do now?
>>577251894Whats that in non third world time?
PILESTEDT! WHERE'S MY 40K WARBOND I WAS PROMISED 3000 YEARS AGO!?
Are you guys having fun on the new planet? I'm still at work
>>577252136i'm level 99 myself not bad huh?
>I have been playing with sub lvl200 scrubs this entire timegrim.
>>577252125unexpectedly a trans woman of color took her own life recentlythe shock has left the community distraught
>Support reloads use yours and their backpackThat's pretty nice desu, AC gonna be huge
>2 new enemies>A biome>SEAF on the field>Barely any major relevant balance changes
I am a smol bean who recently hit 150 >>577252221Wait few more hours, take a nap, kill things for democracy, watch cringe.
>>577251938Reloading is better than having no ammo to reload with. This change makes it the superior choice for so many guns, and I just unlocked drum mags with the Lib Carbs. So much for being fat.
I got 3M EXP stored up, wonder how many levels would I get
since there aren't any cultists the cultist poster shit they've been doing is even more tone deaf nowwhat the fuck is wrong with them? do they think it's funny that they decided to cut a fully finished faction?
>>577251938Short mag reloads quickly and has the lowest ergo penalty dumbass. How about you exert trigger discipline and stop spamming off-target?
>>577251992I think they could still show the horror, by giving us missions to destroy PoIs that convert humans into ayys at least. We already have missions on botfront to blow up human blending machines, we should have missions to be able to destroy ayy megabases that are effectively human to ayy conversion centers. Add in corpsepiles and maybe some citizens stuck in cages that are pending to be turned into ayys/exojuice that you can rescue too, like something from the 2005 War of the Worlds movie that they are clearly taking inspiration from with the current Illuminates.
>>577252269are we all agreed that <200 is the official cutoff before you're allowed to post here?
>>577252292small indie studio plz understan and buy the new teddie
CONSTITUTION HAS STRIPPER CLIPS yes!
>>5772523474.8m gets you around lvl 230
>>577252347around level 200 or so
>>577252369>>577252313>OOOOOOOOOOH IM RELOOOOOOOOOOADING I LOVE HAVING TO CONSTANTLY RELOAD OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>gunslinger passiveit is 2026 and I am forgotten
I ordered the teddy bear and the medal for nearly $90 USD.
>>577252367>do they think it's funny that they decided to cut a fully finished faction?Yes? Owning chuds is literally Arrowhead's favourite pastime, more than developing games
>>577252413>it's realWHAT THE FUCK WERE SO FUCKING BACK
>>577252460>>577252465Oof I was hoping around 250
>>577252265even automaton girls are higher level than me...
>>577252480Bolter will save it.
So when we fighting the squidromorphs?
>they think these are the new illuminate enemiesCheck the leaks.
>>577252413No constitution of mine is gonna prance around with stripper clips like some back-alley hooker!
>AR-23A Liberator Carbine now has 16 spare mags when short>siege ready bumps this to 20>20 + 1 you start with = 630 total bullets>6 spare mags when drum mag>siege ready bumps this to 8>8 + 1 = 540 total bulletsholy shit short mags are the new meta.drum mag cucks on r/SuicideWatch
>these swiggers still haven't fixed core progression and the SC economy
>>577251680Personally, I'd want the Ripper as a stratagem.
>>577252663>SC economyIt's called paying a chinese person $5 and getting 100,000 SC, working as intended
>>577252663No one here is going to complain abous SCs when they're fat as fuck from the cheat dumbo
>>577252651Literally more than stalwart lol
>>577252629If you have something to post then post itI don't care about tranny leak Discords anymore because they're all schizo attention seekers
>>577252371yeah but that's something they'd have to spend time developing versus the already completed stuff they had, which is the main source of my frustration
>>577252663they did fix the SC economy though? they had a patch and a whole write-up, don't you remember
>bigger booms for the napalm>SEAF units modifier>not level 300 immediately>GATER made not shit >don't have to bother with the support backpack bullshitDamn, the price of storage is going to skyrocket due to nerftrannies getting so many Ls these days, gotta put them somewhere
w40k warbond weapon stats already got posted in the subleddit (the unfiltered one)
What the fuck is the SC economy
>>577252395>Exo Storms of class 2 and 3 will now spawn tornadoes of varying sizes, depending on the intensity of the storm.haha, as if Arrowhead needed to add things to make the retarded faggots that play this game NOT play exostorms more than they already don't.
>>577252749Nah I don't think I will
>>577252782>med
This is an objectively good change and I will applaud them for it
>>577252767nerftrannies might actually go extinct soon, considering AH's streak of doing nothing but buffing everything all the time
>>577252782
>>577251080I'm going to fuck it
>>577252782>That color >No camos to fix it God fucking dammit
>>577252782>ST ConstructionI'm not even mad.
>pistol is heavyOh oh
>>577252736haven't played in months, what SC cheat?
>>577252891FIVEHUNDREDDAMAGE
>>577252886I dislike it, visual clutter. Just learn shit.
>>577252891holy shit now let is close bugholes
>>577252937We've known that for like a week
>>577252937This shit is gonna invalidate hulks isn't it.
>>577252891>>577252937Ok, I'll biteWhat's the catchDoes it get one magazine only or what
>>577252891>>577252937CANITCLOSEBUGHOLES
>>577252945You're late anon. Everyone already got their bag months ago
>>577252782>>577252891before any of you ask, no im too lazy to use paint so enjoy 3 different posts
>>577253001>recoil>325
>>577253010Yes
>>577252937>one taps hulkslol
>>577253010i mean it's basically an eruptor pistol
>>577252991? Hulks are already invalidated by a pissile to the head/back, though. They're basically a joke enemy in Helldivers 2026 compared to back on release.
>>577253030its a semi-automatic weapon, recoil literally does not matter
>two (2) new squidsWhat do they do?
>>577253020but how many can we carry any less than 3 and it's shit
>>577253082>Whataboutism
>>577253001>>577253030Recoil ragdolls the player.So fun xD
ill be honest, i was expecting more from this update but the SEAF changes are cool, i hope they learn how to use vehicle turrets in a future update
>>577253082you mean the single shot missile pistol with a grand total of 4 shots?compared to this 6-round magazine fed pistol with who knows how many spare mags
>>577253093Hold W and attack. You need more? This is game design. This is fun. We like this.
>>577253093>What do they do?rape sub-lvl50 cuties
loddy boko?
i was only upgraded to level 222 :(are the new titles broken for anyone else? they just dont show up for me. the option is just a gray box
>>577253030So?>>577253116No way, 40k sissies would cry.
this is a cool shot, kinda wish we had a photo mode or something
>>577252937Nice ballistics
>>577253010No
>>577252937>grenade pistol but better
>>577253093one is the equivalent of a hunter terminid and the other is tanky and slow but it can bonk you really hard
>two new unitsGrim, that's even less than the three units we typically get for a "major title update".
Anyone under lvl250 here just suffered generational izzat loss.mfs been talking how the game is "too easy" but they are all fresh lvl150s...
>>577253251BUT YOU CAN HUG SEAFBEST UPDATE SO IMPORTANT GG THANK YOU AHWe are doomed as a race
>>577253256larp
I'm kinda scared to login and check my level
>>577253001>>577253224It has no demoforce. >>577253251New squids are coming later down the line as the MO progresses.
>>577253315>It has no demoforce.absolutely useless if true
unused medic backpack stratagem model got updated, this might get added in a future MO
Did they add any more gun customization? No reason to reinstall otherwise.
>constitution has stripper clips nowjoke weapon bros, we won
>>577253251did we even get a single new unit when machine of oppression released?
>>577253178For me all the titles just say Super Citizen. Also my galactic map is fuckin' broken on the Squid planets covered by the void. They're just invisible and there's no void covering them. This is after purging mods and verifying files.Can anybody tell me what directory the cache is in?
>>577253010No it doesnt
>>577253342lol
>>577253340That just looks like the SEAF backpack, doesn't mean its for players
>>577253340Isn't this used by the SEAF medics now?
So what level are you?
>>577253364>This is after purging mods and verifying files.Why would you change your local files for a issue on their end? Just wait you retard.
>>577253357i fucking hate tourists
>>577253210>>577253382DEADONARRIVAL
>Log in>No new contentWhat?
>Helldivers can now assist reload as long as one of the wielder and/or reloader of the weapon has the correct backpackFUCKING FINALLY, took them long enough
>>577253393>>577253402fuaaaark i didn't notice that at first, welp feel free to call me a blind retard
>>577253427UI bugs can be user side. I've had it happen before.
>>577253423>sub lvl250cuuuute >///<
>>577253315>New squids are coming later down the line as the MO progressesThis is on the same level of cope as those people who said that the cyborg capital would look different during the Cyberstan invasion. This is all we're getting, lad.
>>577253428we got nothing it was dumb major order with a few cyborgs sprinkled here and there
>>577253521post yours
>>577252945people from all over china for some reason and also a quite a few people here on hdg hosted lobbies where one guy just had a cheat that let them spawn in endless resupply pods with 4x super credit drops with zero cooldown and he'd basically just give thousands of super credits to everyone in the lobbythere was practically no risk whatsoever for anyone involved in these shenanigans so it wasn't rare at allhowever they just recently did a big update that killed this activity because it put a hard limit on the SC you can get in a short timespan so now people who missed out are stuck doing regular D1 SC farming
>Trident has recoil nowI fucking jinxed it
>>577253459I want that comms backpack.
>>577253551252...
>>577253546>we got nothing>with a few cyborgs pick one
>Update>But no content to play That is pretty hilarious
don't worry guys, we will get more leaked enemies as the MO progresses!
....can't close bug holes....
>>577253251and the knowledge that they scrapped the cultists, a fully finished faction and still use them to tease hypefucking subhumans one and all
>>577253585i want to see the title tho
LMAO
>SEAF get helmet lights>we don't
>>577252991holy shit don't start with your whining.
>hmm how do we make people use pistols like the Verdict?>I know, let's give it more mags!>still no reason to use anything but the Talon because it has infinite ammo and no damage falloffAH are such clowns
>>577253729We don't need them. These eyes see darkness clearly.
>>577253629>>577253438Bug niggers need not apply
>>577253729unironically good. too many retards shining their underbarrel lights into a smoke cloud near me
>>577251943>galactic war>messages from the high command (devs)>alexuses balancing patchesThe game already has lots of LGBTQ+ content
>>577253729I don't need helmet lights, I have no head
Surely there's a third secret miniboss enemy
>>577253773Nigger I just want enemies to be engaging to fight. There's nothing fun about popping an eye of a hulk with a basic weapon, it's too easy, you hardly engage with them anymore.
>>577253890>I just want enemies to be engaging to fightyou're playing the wrong game lmao
>>577253890We are well beyond that ever happening again.
>>577253890don't use it then
>>577252715where might one find these chinese "person"s
>>5772504671/4
>>577253975>discussing Discussing what? The horse is dead stop beating it.
>>577253890retard
>>577253975and you're mad, thus making me the victor
now let's see the melta gun's stats
WHEREISTHE FUCKINGCONTENT
Is warbond releasing today or not??
>2 (two) new enemies>after three months of workholy fuck lmao
is anyone lvl 300? i want to see title name
>>577254004fvll
>>577254078Outsourced.
Can't wait for them to spam the shit out of the crusher so there's at least 8 of them in your general area at all time
>>577254078Cyborgs update was basically 2 new enemies as well
so wait is the seaf modifier not active yet? I haven't seen it at all yet
>>577253791Their balancing has always been solutions in search of problems. >>577254078You mean after three years of work.
>Impaler close melee attack now has a damage shockwavewelp, rip the actual skilled method of baiting the melee attack to expose the weakpoint, guess it's back to the brainless strafing run. bravo arrowhead.
>>577254182For now you can just go into a city map if you want to see the new seaf.
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241847033054
>>577254182Wait until you can participate in the major order in The Void. Joel needs to initiate it :) While we appreciate your enthusiasm, we need players to play the Content on a schedule. Have some patience!
sowhat was the hole thing with (reddit) going crazy hype with "they LIED THEY'RE ADDING ALL THE CULTISTS HYPEEE" like it was 100% confirmedlol
>>577254279First your 5 day rirga defense tho ;)
>>577254281They're coming later on in the MO plot timeline.
Cultist in bros
why are there so many shitposting idiots in this general
>>577253525It's hilarious when you go back and read the absolute cope that was posted online during the Cyberstan campaign>the vox engine isn't a Hive Lord equivalentWe're only in the first megafactory, it'll be in the later ones, you just gotta trust AH>the second and third megafactories are identical to the first one, also still no superbossT-the capital is gonna be the climax and it's gonna be special and we'll see Siege Mechs, TRUST>we reach the capital and it's completely identical with nothing newThe Cyborgs just didn't have time to develop a megagigafactory and also we're gonna get Siege Mechs when we do too much damage to the capital, THEY COOKED AND THEY'RE JUST WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME TO SERVE IT>we lose the fucking battle and get kicked off the planetThey're going to counter-invade Super Earth and we're gonna see special units and Siege Mechs on Super Earth, JOEL fucking cooked!!!>nothing ever happenedAll of these were echoed at least a dozen times.People just never learn with these fucking swiggers, man
Warbond not out yet? Not playing then.
>>577254157>helldivers players when an enemy can actually threaten themAIEEEEEEEE SAVE ME ERUPTOR
>>577254078I kept fucking telling you retards it would be 2-3 enemies and 1 new map but you wont fucking listen this is what ALL the major updates are
I called off work (I'm unemployed) for THIS?
>have over 2.1 million XP>only level 186grind is back on the menu boys
Holy shit cultists just flew over my house turn on CNN
>>577254120I'm not there yet
Doomsissy grasping at straws
>>577254157C4s you
>>577254552>grasping at strawsYou mean this update kek?
You know i thought i played a lot but i’m barely level 250. What do you people even do to put in that many more hours? Doesn’t it get boring?
Good passive, ugly as shit armor
>>577254157surely this isn't a repeat of the fleshmob and crushers have actual weakpoints instead of being bulletsponges you just have to mindlessly magdump into while they spawn in packs of 6
>>577254469Well bugs got diggers, hive lords and dragonroaches during their update
>>577254472its 3000 to 4000 hours of xp, you have better chances joining a chinese player lobby so they can cheat in 10 goyrillion xp for you
>>577254637At least they added some weathering to them so they look slightly less like toy plastic
>stripper clipsAhahahaha"meme" weapon transfolks on suicide watch
>>577254061scrappedyou see the cultists just felt soo generic and stuff so we decided to make two zombie units instead :)enjoy your title update!
>Flesh mobs now knock you down>Voteless now teleport to the top of any staircasesLMAO FUCKING DOG SHIT UPDATE
>>577254637>this ugly piece of shit is a 15 dollar legendary super premium armor
I for one don't care about other anons levels, as long as they don't purposefully teamkill and don't die more than 5 times per mission
warbond wen they deleted the slopshop timer
Why do people want to play as regular SEAF in the game called Helldivers(tm) where you get to play as the galaxy's elite
>>577254802>Flesh mobs now knock you downThey've always done that
>>577254772That's sex worker clips to you chud!
>>577254873they crave the grunt fantasy
>>577254849>giving players max number of deathsCringe.
Uhhhhh
Only the void biome can save us now. I hope it's at least cool looking with more than one new mission and a D10 fortress
>>577254873the game was cooler when you were clearly outmatched regular humans, dropping down to being SEAF would make the game closer to the original starship trooper(movie) vision
>>577254865If I remember the timer correctly the rollover is in slightly more than half an hour.
>>577252891>500 damage>heavy pen>explosiveis there any reason to take any other side arm other than this actual rape machine
>master dive master major omega
>>577255115Kot sex
https://youtu.be/z53NdfJsrMo?si=&t=2345
>Fixed an issue where network problems caused collision errors with enemy corpses
warbond doko
Spooky
>>577255115rape sex with catdiver
>>577255162>no one in the office could define what the illuminate werePROTOSSRETARDSPROTOSSFUCK
>>577255068Cool just like Dragons Dogma 2
Now let seaf troops fill vehicle seats
>>5772552051 hour and 32 minutes
>>577255115Cumming wastefully on the catdiver's face and sullying her in the eyes of her comrades
>>577255162>everyone has their own subjective experience>this is somehow shocking and undesirable for an "artist"lmao wut
>>577252891what the fuck why is the dominator so dogshit when this thing gets to be like this?
>>577255295ok i go take nap then
>>577254772The only feedback ive ever written for this pile of shit and it gets implemented, kek
>>577255249So it's just the paradise planet biome with some glowy shit thrown around?
>>577255162It's hilarious how hard the interviewer is trying to dance around the fact that the new illuminate suck ass
>voteless but they're fast as hunters and hit harder
it's up
Hmmmm
I wish the SEAF troopers were a stratagem.
>>577255068AH, FINALLYA WORTHY OPPONENTCOME, SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONGST YOUR MISBEGGOTEN KIND
>>577255397>YOU TOLD THIS BITCH ABOUT THE SECRET LOCATION?!
>>577255397that's just the galactic jerk off corner
>>577254157So, it's just fleshmob + troll regeneration?
>>577255397mystery niggas?
>>577255397it's where the overseer gfs are at helldiverswe need to conquer it for purple squid pussy
>>577255068They better recycle the beam whip attack and add an energy ball for aoe
>cannot find the cheat menu discord anymoredid they close it? is it THAT over?
>>577255342do you really think they'd want to try and make the warhammerbond worthless and risk pissing off the 40k autists
>>577255397so they're the actual illuminate for their homeworld
>>577255397>undisclosed location>disclosed
>>577254637They had 1 fucking job. Make it match the other set and they fucked it.
>>577255550you need more?
The location.
>>577255647yes cheattranny, you'll actually have to play the game now and not use infinite ammo god mode
>>577254873Because AH was right the first time. HD2 was more fun at launch when primaries were not your main weapon, and you had to rely on support weapons/stratagems/teamwork to win. Now its just EDF.
>>577255696Ah so that's where they hid the twin towers, I knew it.
>>577255273Protoss are teleports behind you and space magic kung fu cyborgsIlluminates are more like spoopy ayylmaos check the bathroom
>>577255673I'm sure they'll get added this time, yeah
>>577255668I want the dominator to be good.
>>577255696
>>577255696wtf is this
it's always the same aint it?>HIVE WORLD ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS PLACE WHERE THE TERMINIDS SQUIRMS>nothingburger>THE CYBORGS ARE BACK WE NEED TO STOP THEM OR THEY'LL ATTACK SUPER EARTH>crickets>THE VOID HELLDIVERS WE NEED-enough. just stop
>>577255794>Protoss are teleports behind you and space magic kung fu cyborgsBut that's what the original illuminate were, with the controllers and dark templars and hunters. This is just stupid
>HD2 was more fun when primary weapons were not your primary weaponsstatments made by the completly deranged
leak the melta gun stats already so i can take my nap
>>577255951i can't even be bothered to reply to those retards anymore
>>577255887Hive worlds are the most dangerous biome in the game currently you dumb fuck with the increased spawns and that’s without considering any strains. Bots are just piss easy now but Cyberstan with vanilla Vox was difficult on release too. It’s all of you shitters that piss yourselves and cry that ruin the game for the rest of us.
so I did an illuminate operation, just seemed like regular mindless masseshow do we see the new stuff?
>>577255951it's just alexius posting carry on
>>577256151wait one hour
>It's just more zombieslopCultistroon humiliation ritual
>>577252891>>577252937What's the damage spread between the projectile and the explosion? 500 explosion would be way better than 400 ballistic and 100 explosion. I must know.
>>577253890>OOOO I’M BEING FORCED TO EQUIP A GUN I DON’T LIKE, AHHH NOOO ARROWHEAD DON’T MAKE ME USE IT
>>577251831>>577251889I'd also be fine with this, but I want to do sniper duels against my enemies so either they, the automatons, or the Terminids need a sniper unit.
cultists are coming cultistGODstrustTHEPLAAAAN
i want to see gameplay of the new weapons right MEOW
Oh yeaThis ones gonna rape the nerftroons
>two new units>none of them are cultistsgenerational izzat loss if you belived AH didn't scraped the cultists
>no small mag buff for Knight/Gallant even though they could use some more ammomean
>>577256570bug hole status?
>>577256275Nah, at this point they've done multiple interviews where they said they're scrapped intentionally. They're not coming back.>>577256570Doesn't close bugholes, it's just a senator + the gyrojet pistol. Dogshit.
>10 shots
I am PATHETIC. FUCK.
Anons go play Mindless Masses now. They swarm hard now, especially watchers.
Mods broken or not status?
>>577256570>40k weapons are outdated weapons from the early days>Modern weapons are Swedish trashWhy the fuck are Swedes like that? Every time, Swedish developers try to push their weapon designs. Battlefield has always had a bunch of shitty Swedish guns that nobody gave a shit about.
So… since the video made it sound like we’re fighting towards the void, surely once we get there, we’ll see an actual illuminate new enemy and not just more zombies?
>>577256779KWAB
>They think the cultists aren't coming back>They don't recognize arrowhead's masterful emotional manipulation tactics to keep their playerbase engaged
>>577256807Mods seem to be ok, but stratagem icon mods might be broken with the new update.
>>577256807reticle mod busted
>>577256807mine still work, but they're just sound and braphog mods
>eagle napalm got buffedWeird, I thought it was great already. Guess I’m not complaining.
So far every gun seems to be dead on arrival.Meltagun is our only hopesissy hope...
>>577253890>I just want enemies to be engaging to fight>there's nothing fun about the most engaging enemy in the game with multiple weakspots/ways to kill itactual retardgo play destiny 2 or something
did you really expect the bolt pistol to close bug holes?
>>577256807BFA still works so I think skin mods are ok
>niggas beg for the seaf update>get the seaf update>’wtf its too easy with seaf allies now!’
>handful of mid weapons>new illuminate don't even require AT so they're still the easiest faction with 0 serious AT checkssigh>>577257363>seaf only available on cities and planets that arrowhead says they are, not a DCS upgrade or something cool like a strategemFuck Arrowhead.
the crossbow, eruptor, gp, and ultimatum all need ammo nerfsbut y'all ain't ready for that conversation
>>577256807Sound mod seems fineI have arcueid for eagle-1 and kalina for mission control
>someone joined my game>crashFOR FUCK SAKE
>grenade pistol>needing nerfsThat thing is powercrept left and right, no one uses it.
>y'all
i just logged in. and nothing new. where is the new shit?
>>577257460ultimatum needs to get fucking removed from the gameunfun piece of shit
where warbond
>>577257564sorry I meant youallm'st'd've
>>577257421SEAF is like national guards, while Helldivers are marine. They don't share the same chain command so it's obvious DCS which was under Helldivers control to not have SEAF
>>577257460they don't need ammo nerfs they straight up need to be removed from the game along with every grenade but HEs, and their capacity should be upped to 10
>>5772576273 hours, 1 minute
>>577257627in ur moms vagina XD
lol
>>577257564It’s the way we speak in my side of the country faggot deal with it.
Nice quality assurance
>>577257620you can actually do this yourself by simply not taking it as many others have discovered
>>577252891Welp, new best in-slot secondary just dropped.
>>577256570>Recoil 325Holy shit lmao thats twice as much as the double freedom
>>577257363You can't even get the new seaf units yet retard, who the fuck are you quoting
>>577257734KEK, owned that retard
>>577257768yeah your country of redditstan go back nigger
>>577257460Pissile is a straight upgrade to the gp
>>577257627The "release warbond" button presser was kidnapped by a roving gang of muslim rapists. We are waiting for a resolution of the situation
The ultimatum is the most fun weapon in the game
>>577257616Here's your new content
>>577257798doesn't work because others bring it>just play solono, it's a coop game
>he needs to use the meta>he has to use the metaPeacemaker is enough.
Time to boot the game up after a couple months, hopefully the WH40K warbond and new enemies are enough fun for a month or two.
>>577257842You’re the only one here that knows how Reddit speaks. I suggest you swallow a shotgun.
>>577257938Host your own fucking game and stop playing on easy mode
>>577257938>AIEEEE HELP ME ARROWHEAD-CHAMA OTHER PEOPLE ARE KILLING ENEMIES
>Armor passive is God-tier>Bolt Pistol is God-tier>Meltagun is God-tierYep, worth the SC.
>>577257765Oh my god, they have a Death Ball
>>577258031Armor looks kinda shit though
I don’t even think the ultimatum is ‘that’ good.
>>577258031it will be nerfedas always
i have consolenigger friends who unironically bring supply pack + eruptor + ultimatum to every mission and still die 5+ times
>>577257946>peacemaker>needs a crutch to complete D10Real helldivers use nothing but CQC-1
>>577257765scrapped on behalf of the players
>>577257991Yes. Unironically. >>577257987every mode is easy mode with the ultimatum
>>577258107Why they didn't go for kriegsman armor I'll never understand
>>577258107Watch the newest trailer with all the close-ups, it looks fine. It's covered in scratches and dents which couldn't be seen before.
>>577258107just modd it man
>>577258184skill issue, lower the difficulty
>>577258190Already kinda exists.
>>577258031What's the armor passive
>>577258232I want higher difficulty, not lower.
Hear me out>Expendable panzer faust>300 feet range eat with ballistic arc>can carry two
Can SEAF medics heal you?>>577258283
>>577258236>already kinda existswhere?
damn warbond aint out yet?
>>577258031More shit that trivialises the game.
>>577255747>yes cheattranny, you'll actually have to swim in shit like all of us and not have fun
>>577258297you clearly need help if you're getting mogged
>>577257765so that happened how fucking hard would've had been to give us at least an proper animation of us destroying it
Napalm strike was already very strong lol
>cheevo based merchI respect the anti-scalper theory.I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want the pin. I’d get the bear but I don’t think I could do it with a straight face.
>>577258342listen to yourselfthen find a rope and hang yourself
content doko
>>577258283Better weapon handlingFaster support weapons reload speed
>>577258314no they just give you tactical handjobs
>>577257898unironically yes, gives me so much freedom to not be forced to pick AT support and lets me use whatever support I want.
>napalm strikethat's a kick
>>577258314Yes they can actually. One of them walked up to me at extract and jabbed me with a stim when i was out. I actually wish I screenshotted it. They apparently also use their stim pistols, but seem to only have one singular cylinder of stims
>>577257620more fun than 90% of the pea shooter basic ballistic secondaries
>>577253309Owari da
>>577258317
>>577258401Yeah I don't get what the fuck they're talking about because Napalm Strike was perfectly fine on bugs and squids and did not need this much of a buff. It was one of my chaff-killing go-tos.
>>577258374well i'm not, so i don't. Enjoy your crutch anon. Guess I'll just have to keep being a dick host and kick those who bring it :(
>>577258136The flag? Yeah I did it for a few days, with light armor as well on D10. Got kicked for it.
>>577256798So was this anon bullshitting or what?
>>577258576Is a kriegsman just a floating head?
>>577250732>>577258401it's alexus' baby
sois eagle napalm now good or what
>>577258190They gotta milk the playerbase somehow.Just wait for next premium warbond.At this rate it should be out early september 2033
>>577258692actually solid
>>577258640There are 500 fucking watchers on my ass at all times.
>>577258640they do seem much more chaotic, and one of the level 200 pubbies in my lobby asked if they were changedbut I don't really play illuminate enough to be able to tell
>>577258685He made Nigger Barrage not Eagle Napalm
>>577258640No one will know for sure because /hdg/ doesn't actually play the game.
>>577258692It literally already was. At least in the upper half of eagle strats.
>>577258727new type of PoI ?
>>577258692It was never bad. It dealt the same damage as the Orbital Napalm and Cremator in regards to burn and has done for some time, it's spammable as fuck and already covered a decent chunk of ground.
so how long until the new planet and enemies are out?
i would've preferred a lucius pattern
>>57725883645 minutes or 1h45m, one of those
>>57725883646 minutes
>>577258727Unironically one of the better parts of the update.I’d take more POIs, side objectives, and mission types over new enemies happily.
>>577258692it was good beforeit's better now
>>577258836500 years
>>577256798Nearly as many drones than in Appropriators lol. Someone had a 17 kill streak on watchers alone.
why cant niggerhead be like fatshark and release the warbond early
so what was the armory thing that baskinator promised us was sure as hell wasen't the loadout we wanted
>>5772588361 day, 45 minutes.
Anons, they didn't add any new bomblets to Napalm Eagle Strike, they just spread them more in length instead of being more concentrated. Is it really a buff?
>>577258979A Swede must always find a way to hurt the player base. One way or another. It's in their DNA.
>>577258874mission type where you have to all work together to pilot a fuckhuge mech through objectivescould be cool, could also fucking suck
>>577258985could be the assisted reload buff
>>577258985it was short mag buffs kek
>>577259002>1 daywhat
thank you gaming will commence soon then
>>577258985nobody wants loadouts
>>577259053I thought they made the explosion range bigger too?They made an aoe denial strat have a bigger aoe.Sounds good.
>>577259053they also made the explosions 25% larger
>>577259105I've wanted loadout for a long time. Why the FUCK do we have 4 loadouts for weapon attachments only?
>>577259073Yeah and we could call it a Railjack!Then we could fly into space and use it to invade cyberstan!!! it'll be hecking poggers!!
Oh, you can see allied units on the map now, will probably work for the SEAF too
>>577259130>>577259167Did they say it? I must've missed it because of the swedish accent, I understood it was just the spread of the bomblets.
>>577258685>Devs please nerf the stratagem I put in my own loadoutDiscordtrannies are unreal
>>577258727Oh shit, is that a random mech POI?
>>577259229It does work for SEAF units, and unlike enemy radar it has no range limit so you can see where SEAF are on the map at all times.
>>577259229Game not easy enough for you, glitchnigger?
>>577259234I read it somewhere, might be bullshit
>>577259229>still using the armor glitchyou nigger
>>577258685>asking for nerf in a PVE game
Why the FUCK are release times for the new content staggered, depending on your region?
I’d be so sad if we really only just got more voteless variants and not actual squiggers.
>>577259207No it would be big and stompy and have gangways to walk around/shoot/throw stratagems from
>>577256798>>577258752>>577258967>Mindless masses>Spawns more watchers than voteless Lol
>>577258967Yeah that's how it looked for me too. The Warrant was really putting in work.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241856705965/76561198126520852Lobby!
>>577259308>>577259296And what are you going to do about that loss of izzat? That's right, you aren't going to do shit about it. Cope, seethe, dilate, and do notice the super credits arrow mod on this picture too.
>>577259489Gamergirl moment
>>577259501>Cheater accusing others of seething over izzatThat's the brownest projection I've ever seen lmao
>>577259483They can't do anything right.
>>577259489No thanks, no content.
>>577258967interesting, I wonder if they also done something to affect solofag gameplay
>>577259229>headlessshitter alert
>>577259324yes
ok so why cant i buy the warbond?
>>577259575>>577259610Don't care, my lobby my rules, if you aren't happy about it, you can always file a report on AH's zendesk... Oh wait...
40K Warbond should go live in about 45 minutes.
>>577259234>>577259302>read nigga read
>>577259501nigga you are the one losing all of your izzat for cheating on the easiest faction.>>577259664content soon(tm)
I can't wait to try out the new passive with my trusty HMG!
>And what are you going to do about that loss of izzat? That's right, you aren't going to do shit about it. Cope, seethe, dilate, and do notice the super credits arrow mod on this picture too.
>>577254393Remember Super Earth?>DUDE NO THIS ISN'T THE ENTIRETY OF THEIR ARMY >JUST WAIT UNTIL THE GREAT HOST GETS HERE>THEY'RE GONNA DROP THE CULTISTS AND ILLUSIONIST ON US ANY MINUTE NOWAnd then it turned out to actually just be the Fleshmob and Leviathan that update.
>>577259610Not him, what does it mean? I saw some other players being headless and I thought it was just a loading glitch from swede code.
>>577259664not enough time has passed
>you can hug SEAFchan nowFuck doomtrannies best update in years
>>5772594893/4.
>>577259682isn't that what you said 1 hour ago?>>577259732its a bug that lets you use two different armor passives at the same time. its been fixed now but thsoe who abused it can keep it if they never change their armor again.
WARBONDS ALWAYS GO LIVE AT ROUGHLY 1:10PM IN BONGISTAN TIME. JUST WAIT ANOTHER HOUR OR SO.
>>577259763
>>577259774AH ADD MATING PRESS EMOTE NOW
>>577259715powerfullots of izzat
>>577259763The sissy hypno attack.
>>577259821No? Stop being a newfag, Warbonds have always gone live at a specific time every time. They never drop with early updates.
>>577259821>its been fixed now but thsoe who abused it can keep it if they never change their armor again.Nice, so if I just keep blocking the shitters they'll eventually disappear entirely. Makes it all the more easier.
>>577259763playing this on my 700+ nits brightness TV will rape my eyes lol
>>577259702And yet, I care so little about it, I'm not even afraid to hide it. And nobody cares about it either.
>>577259821>>577259987note: this is still possible to do with cheats, they only fixed the ability to do it without any cheats.
GUYS TURN ON THE TV ITS HERE
>>577259674HOLY BROWN
I don't understand why people don't just lower the difficulty.Does playing at 10-12 get you anything more useful or increase drops?
>trident gets a nerf with added recoil>no mention of this in the patch notesDo these swiggers purposely nerf shit and don't put what they nerfed in the patch notes?
>>577259763yeah what the fuck is up with thati was testing the new constitution too and i get hit with this bullshit lol
>>577260312Significantly more XP and medals. It's like double the output of D7.
>>577259774>go for hug>SEAF-chan just walks away
god damnit I wanted the cultists that way I could have blown the head off my teammates and go "sorry teehee mindcontrol."Good ol' "missclick" will have to do for now
can they make the amendment sound like the constitution? please and thank you.
>>577260430>>>577260450just mod it
>>577260341welcome to the past years of this fucktardation of a game, friend.
Remember when the game would randomly freeze and crash people's PCs? I think I was the one that found the cause and reported it last year.Basically there was an issue with GameGuard that was causing it to crash the drivers on DACs which would then freeze the game/PC. I did some testing with and without a DAC plugged in and would consistently get the freezes with a DAC. I also did some asking around and managed to find multiple people with the same issues also confirm that they were using various brands of DACs. This is apparently a problem on a few other games that use GameGuard as well. Not too long after reporting the issue, they seemed to have fixed it and people just stopped talking about the freezes without much fanfare over the issue finally being solved. I couldn't find anyone else identifying or discussing the cause back then so I like to think I'm the reason they fixed it.Obligatory Robutt.
>>577260341Yes.
Here's your Void MO reward brah!
>>577260341yes, for the same reason they now write a short summary of all* the changes they make: they're afraid*exclusions may apply
kill yourself
What is the better all purpose supp weapon for Illuminate? Laser Canon or WASP?
>>577259715holy aura
>>577260571Helmet that looks like a squid one is pretty funny but this fucking thing will fit NONE of the armors
>>577260613MMG
>>577260341So I'm not crazy..
>>577255391Honestly I like the bio-horror angle. They just needed to lean into it harder from the start, rather than generic zombies.More bio-tech and bio horror AND esoteric cults. I want it all.
Also new upcoming bot subfaction leaked
>>577260710KUWABARAKUWABARA
>>577260221Oh no, some stranger on the internet on a chinese owned website called me brown because he didn't liked my screenshot (it's the only thing he can do), how will I ever recover
>>577253573>>Trident has recoil now>nowit always did
>>577260341AH has been trying to hide nerfs by not putting them in the patch notes for ages
>>577260710https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA52uNzx7Y4
>>577260710>They don't X.>They Y.
>>577260710>hate Incineration Corp.>next is Electrocution Corp.FUCK YOU!
>>577260745>he didn't liked my screenshotNot beating the brown allegations.
>>577260710Cool fake mockup, but it's not a leak sir. Your izzat is reduced.
>>577260341>>577260692>>577260751calm your vaginas, I have some 5 day old cyborg gameplay where I exclusively used Trident. We can check and compare if there is any recoil.once I come back home after work of course
Chance for dagger to be good against upcoming void zombies? I never bothered to take support on regular and mindless masses until now thanks to this pistol
Already used the short mag on the liberator this is nice
>>577260745>didn't likedESL confirmed.
>>577260860Keep crying, that's pretty much all you can do about it.
>>577260825Maybe it's why they're so slow, their swigger asses are glued to sillytavern eagle 1 feet roleplay.
>>577260879Anon I just played a bot cities match to see the new SEAF and took the trident, they 100% gave it more recoil >spoilershould've taken the day off like me
They're putting you in the matrix pod
>>577260710>they end ecosystemsis such a hard line if you've never read a book or experienced any form of media or had any knowledge of human language or been anything other than a predictive text model
>*cough cough*buff....gods....where are thou......>*cough cough*the trident.....>*gasp*nerftroons did it in the shadows..... while nobody was looking....>*dies*
>>577260571Oh so the armor is dead space inspired to go with the not-necromorphs lol
>>577260879They increased the recoil on the Trident. I used this gun couple of hours ago before the patch and the recoil was no where this large as it is now, live.
>>577258967Can confirm my entire team ragequitted fucking AIDS patients
>>577261149don't be so hard on them, even /hdg/ lobbies experience hubris of taking meme stratagems on "easiest faction" and then start burning through reinforcements 5 minutes in.it is just human nature to be cocky and full of yourself.
The swedes just can't help themselves
What is the ultimate leandiver armour?
>>577260959Tell me more about how you don't care in your next reply to me, shitskin.
WOW I LOVE SPACE ZOMBIESMORE SPACE ZOMBIES PLEASEI DEFINITELY DON'T WANT TO FIGHT THE SUPER COOL ALIENS WHO MADE THE SPACE ZOMBIES
>>577259229>>577259501>>577259674>>577260745the funniest part is how you reply exactly like some third world favela monkey trying to look coolfucking christ what an embarrassment
>>577261113they didn't increase the recoil. it's exactly the same as it was before. you are imagining things
>>577261297if we are talking strictly vanilla then it is obviously Clinician with it's biggest ass in the game.
10 minutes until the greatest update in Helldivers history.
>>577261434gawd damn
>turn game on>i jumped from 150 to 206Neat
>>577261341>>577261361Yep, that's exactly right, I don't. And I'll keep using the glitch because AH isn't going to manually reset everyone's helmet to fix it. And the best part is, you can't do anything about it.
>didn't break any of the important modsan alright patch
>turn game on>banned for cheating SC>shows up on my steam account as a game banbros...
>>577261434I don't beliegve that's vanilla
>>577261597me when I lie on the internet
Still not playing until the warbond's out
>launch>my level is below 200no one must know my secret...
I'd rather see 200 lines of fixes than 200 lines of balance changesisn't that what you wanted? for them to focus on fixing the game?
>took 5 months for this "major update">2 new enemies (reskinned Hunter and fleshmob with health regen)>1 new biome (oasis but purple) >incremented the magcount on short mags by +2>gave SEAF a reskin (it's not even the stratagem)something something you need more?
>>577261434>strictly vanilla>posts modded
SweetHive World got a developed extract
>>577261610yeah that does look like BFA but even without BFA it is still the biggest ass.if you are looking for a more "toned" and sculpted ass rather than pure size, that would be the medium stealth armor Null Cipher.Different strokes for different folks.
Still not playing until void worlds are available
>>577261597What a shame, you can't use that fake screenshot anymore since the splash screen for the game has changed.
>>577261597>turn game onleast believable part of this post
>>577260341>it's trueremember that's what the third time they promeside to have better communication and be more clear when it comes to patches guess we are the fools after all
I can't wait til we have level 300 only lobbies herecan finally stop wasting reinforcements on terminal shittersJust know that if any of you try to join my games I will be kicking you
Update when?
Bigger Eagle napalm
>>577261845im level 300 and im liquidious dogshit
>>577261845Sure, what's your name so I know which lobbies to avoid and not inconvenience you?
>>577261879we know, T***o
>sub 200s in my general unironically
>>577261845most people hit the skill ceiling of this game by level 75, why do you need more lol
>>577261907no not me im usually s1
>Yep, that's exactly right, I don't. And I'll keep using the glitch because AH isn't going to manually reset everyone's helmet to fix it. And the best part is, you can't do anything about it.
>>577261937Because neetniggers need to scrape for every form of egoboosting they can on account of being empty.
>still no fix to hellpod steering
>>577261394Why does my screen shake more when I shoot it then?
>>577261901Gucci Slippers
>>577261876Is that bigger? I thought it was always that size.
one minute until the cultist surpriseyou will kneel to the hopeGODS
they nerfed the confiscate assets mission btwnow it's 2 objectives regardless of difficulty
Higher than 150 but below 200 just shows you know that this game is not worth playing more than a couple hours when they do a major update to unlock the warbond and move on to a better game.
>>577262087the gaped
>>577262017placebo is one hell of a drug
>>577261585Based Apofes armors enjoyer
>>577262124TRUTHNUKE
IT'S FUCKING OUT
>>577262124
>Dust devils added to the gameoh fun, more ways to get ragdolled
Who /maxrankinfinite/ here
>>577262087he just dropped a new banger vid btw guyseveryone go watch it, collect your new opinion, and report back here for further discussion
>>577261597I'm more annoyed that you didn't even make your bait sound like believable outrage. This is just so pathetically half assed. If you're going to try and scare people about SC bans, actually fucking try so the aftermath can be funny.
>>577260613Laser cannon, easily. You just need to take an explosive primary to cope with fleshmobs.
its tung tung tung time
>>577261632>>577261789>>577261827>>577262246You shitters are terrified. Can't wait for the day of the rope when you ack yourselves. Sony is gonna lay the banhammer on you even if you think you have 'safety in numbers'.
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241860451695
It's here
>>577262304My 200k super credits have been legitimately acquired, if they weren't, they wouldn't be on my account since the game is always online.
>>577262304I've never used an SC cheat, I'm just pissed off that your attempt to scare people was so pathetic that nobody believed it. That could have been good bait but you fucking fumbled it.
>>577262124It's true, and you know it.
>>577262304>trust me guys, AH will totally do that thing that massively reduced player number count! It will look soooo gooood in front of the shareholders!lol. lmao.
>>577262304What causes a kid to be this mad?
>>577262124Tourist cope
>>577262192https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMpGsUPTx1I
>>5772623452/4
>>577262124wrong file>>577262509no I think you are 'bad game cope'
>>577262410CANTHEBOLTPISTOLCLOSEBUGHOLES?!?also who the fucks holds a marksman rifle like that lmao
It's actually not very bad looking
>SEAF can fight with you on offensive campaigns nowcool>no more blueberriesAt least the new SEAF types look aight
>>577262554no, retard. it doesn't break fabricators or ships either
>>577262345full
Guardsmen only lobbysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241860451420
>>577262649so much LARP it should be bannable
>>5772623454/4
>>577260571Cool but let me guess that shade of white matches none of the white armors
oh I like this with fortified commando
>hot shot one-hit kills the overseers in the headNeat
Holy fuck, it really is here.
https://youtu.be/nLTltwbS4KY?is=UGOo6SIl1Gg49jgc>No cool cg trailer
>>577262580>max rank infinity +1 Jesus Christ I thought that was a funny edit. Is this game seriously run by 5 year olds?
>>577262761What's the ergo?
>>577262610what the fuck is the point then
Thoughts on the update?Stuck at work 8 hours still.
>>577262649full?
jeez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTltwbS4KYhttps://blog.playstation.com/2026/08/12/helldivers-2-joins-playstation-plus-game-catalog-today-devoid-of-liberty-update-out-now/
>>577262841um, your grenade pistol?
d10 40keks lobby bring out your larping gearsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241861033331/76561198122378705
>>577262958>voteless still everywhereHAHAHAHAHAYOU WILL NEVER GET REAL ILLUMINATESZOMBIES ARE HERE TO STAYFUCK YOU HOPESISSIES
It's literally just a necromorph
>outdated cheat menu i have barely works nowguess i have to actually play the game now
>>577263070We are definitely getting a dead space collab at some point
>>577262778>>577262958>open video>hear ESL nordnigger instead of professional voice actor >close video
body horror abominations are more interesting and believable then protoss wannabes with space magic bullshit
>>577251680Replace that ugly as fuck special forces armor with the white battle armor from the first game and I would buy.>>577251743Shit opinion. Kys zoomer.
>THE COPE BEGINS>WE ACTUALLY LIKE THE ZOMBIES
>>5772630493/4 we need (you)
>>577261928Level doesn't mean shit lmao, I've seen 150 faggots get absolutely BTFO'd on lower difficulties.
>>577263231TRVVVVVVKEidk if 'believable' is the word but they are just cooler
>>577262958>>577263202I noticed something in the new video, at the end one dev says "because these creatures are born in the void, and the void can appear anywhere, they can appear anywhere"
>>577263231>>577263298the swiggers aren't sending their best
wake up babe new snoyface just dropped
from what I have seen the 2 new enemies are identical to fleshmobs, just one is faster and one is slower...you just shoot at it with stalwart until it dies.hoooray.
"Void Snatchers" are the official new third subfaction for illuminates.There will be no cultists. Each faction has 3 now.This is end of service for helldivers 2.
>>577263062Yeah. We were telling you this for the past two years.
>>577263049FVLL
>>577263352gaped cultranny
>>577262910So this is the weapon for the gunslinger passive.Also using this and a ballistic shield with the dredd armor to larp as an arbites would be an extremely meta move.
>>577263262Chinks, I was actually robbed of my last mission to 150 by one and explains the literal turbo shitter 150s I've had the displeasure to work with sometimes.To be fair the supossed chink had a normal name or I would have dipped.
>Absolutely no fanfare for the titled update>No CG trailer>No john helldiver narrating the current state of affairsThey really didn't care
remove blitzremove bricks
>>577263231>body horror abominations>it's just a guy
>>577263556hopefully they bumped up spawnrates on bricks since mindless masses now have hordes and hordes of enemies?
>>577263605Yes but LE IMPLICATIONS
>>577262554>can <weapon> close bugholesyes: S tierno: F tierbrain of a bugchaser
Oh man the bitching about the tornados is going to be juicy in the next hour kek
average glazediver who thinks zombies are hecking awesome
>>577262554Bwo, your grenades?
>>577263672Sorry for playing factions that aren't solved by a single strafe, botroon.
>>577263523that's because this is just phase 1 before the reveal the cultists are the true threattrust the planthe plan
>new SEAF Reinforcement modifier means i get to be blown up by random SEAF bumblefucks on non city maps now toohurray i can't wait to hammer an objective and get punished for SEAFiggers being SEAFiggers
seaf has their own dropships now :D
>>577263783https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXYA8J5XZeI
>>577262841that you are surprised it can't and were expecting it to be able to means you know nothing about 40k. the kind of explosive shell bolters and bolt pistols use is not meant for structural damage or area of effect, it's meant to increase post penetration damage against soft targets. it's a small bursting charge inside an armour piercing shell, it's not a high yield surface impact detonation
>>577263815They've always had them and they used to be a stratagem you could throw but they removed it so they're an epic scripted event instead :)
>>577263793based SEAFgods cleaning up shitters
Is void snatchers a subfaction?Kinda tired of new enemies being stuck in subfactions, especially when the main illuminate faction needs love.
>repel invasion fleet>randomly fail 5 minutes into mission>crash on extractnice
Ahhhh I'm still verifying files lobby doko?
>>577263793They know you hate them. Love them, hug them and EAT-SEAF will bless you by sniping a heavy from the other side of the street
Funny how they rushed the third subfaction out the door just to shut up anyone who wanted cultists. Arrowhead might be the most arrogant of all swedes. Fatshark will have to up their game to achieve this level of bitchslapping your own community into submission
>>577263672>can't close holes>can't kill heavies>very good at killing singular chaff targetsYou know, we have a atleast a dozen primaries that do the exact same. Hell, even other secondaries too.If they add a new weapon with no reason to exist except LARP, it is a shit weapon.
>>577263778but enough about bugs
Oh my god, it really just is more zombieslop and no new squids.
SEAF now have blue liberators
>>577264115No bro the cultists are coming halfway into the MO just be patient the leaks confirmed it
>>577264142do not google blue waffle
>>577264142Cute
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241862465963/76561198032566913 lobby, will probably only play 1 round
>>577263605did you not just see the necromorph?
Which world are the new squids on
Not home yet. Do they use the new battle track during the attack or will it only play on void planets?
>>577264279check the galactic map
>>577264279the 1 we are defending
okay so who the fuck won this time?doomgods or hopesissies?seems like patch was hopesissy fuel but the warbond is just doomgod central.
>>577264025Idk man. Fatshark introduced that shield guy to darktide as a common enemy that completely changed every build that wasn't already meta, listened to people complain that it made even lower difficulties meta dependant then immediately took summer break for 2 months.
god I fucking hate leakfagsobviously they scrapped cultists for a reason because I gaurenfuckingtee you motherfuckers would be bitching endlessly if they were added
>>5772642133/4 could only afford the gun edition
>>577264345>New Content>Strong Warbond Items>SEAF patchHopegods won
>devs clearly say in the video that the voteless and these creatures were "made by the illuminate">this logic makes sense since in HD1 they were basically eradicated and this is them creating a force to attack Helldivers while they rebuild their army>cultists are still in the files and not removed and with how the story is done where content is released and made to fit the story rather than the other way around they will come out after this most likelyis it really such a hard concept to grasp? i know AH are retarded but this seems pretty logical to me
>new big guy takes almost an entire MG mag to kill and spawns in packs of 3+AH really is incapable of learning from their mistakes
>>577264345Depends on whats in the void.If there’s new actual squids (cultists or otherwise) hope wins, if its actually just 2 new zombies, its so over.
>>577264418yeah this would suck so bad they actually look dangerous to fight instead of hold W and attack that would be crazy and helldads would be overwhelmed. When I get home from my 12 hours working for mr shekelberg and I'm too tired to play games I need a soft casual experience not to be shit on by challenge that I don't consent to
>>577264493cultists superpower by 2030
Where do you see if there's SEAF running around on a world? Or is it mission specific
>>577264510just lower the difficulty
>helldiver dragging seafiecute
>>577264345>40k warbond>badAre you a literal, actual, factual retard?Every single item is wildly OP and powercreeps the entire category they're in...
>>577264510>using an MG on a guy with regenerating health and not a railcannon, quasar, or literally any high burst damage weapon in the gameSo much for /hdg/ having 'above average IQ' players.
>big update>new warbond>kicking off with a filler MO
Surely you will protect SEAF-chan from start to end of the mission, right ?
>>577264650/hdg/ is absolutely full of literal retards, anon.What the fuck are you on about?
bread doko
>>577264701how new
Where are my cultists
>>577264714I will kill her if I need an EAT quickly.
Only one man can stop the giant squid golems.
AC, once again, is probably king for the big guys. Shrapnel is shrapnel.
>>577264418>scrapped cultists for a reasonand if you weren't a tourist you'd know that reason wasn't gameplay
>>577264418The ART DIRECTOR literally said in the interview posted IN THIS THREAD that he scrapped them for AESTHETIC REASONS and NOT GAMEPLAY REASONS.
I love killing players on this game. ive got 1300hours + just team killing and never once been banned and it is great. Chances are I have joined a team you were in threw land mines around you and left
>>577264714
>>577264714>New SEAF SquadThey are kinda good in a firefight desu
>>577264776next patch.trust the plan.
>>577264510>they made an enemy to counter the typical way people played against a factionyou niggas should've learned with the war strider
Crusher is going to eternally BTFO all solofags
>>577264963>counter the typical way people played against a factionthey wouldn't know this because they don't play the game
>>577264510ummmm saaaaryour Stalwart at max RPM????
>melta mine doesn't one shot war stridersyea it's trashback to giggers
How is the Meltagun?
>>577264970>Crusher can regenerateSo i can blow their limbs off one by one then ?
>>577265037the devs or /hdg/?
>>577264510We needed the fleshmobs back anon. You just don't know it. The hunters also must clip throug buildings to get their stim tax. Working as intended.
>>577265074Insanely good. Melts biles in under 1 second.
The new stuff looks better than ever,The hopium is taking hold
>>577264326>>577264329Ran around for 10 mins killing stuff and didn't see anything newSquids is still the same as when they were added and it's boring as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6K1z2neEdo"SEAF support inbound"
>>577265139Yes
>>577265139both
>>577264970>two bolt pistol shots to the helmet to pop it off>one shot in the head to kill itWow, really hard enemy indeed
so I guess squids really did become bugs 2.0
>>577265262It's of course not as much as i expected bit the squidromorphs look cool and i love the SEAF addition
>>577265301>John, drop the Helldivers at the monolith then head for the gateway, the SEAF will cut right down the middle
>>577265550oh nonono cultbroshorde shooter dads won...
>>577265540>just buy the new warbond to beat the new enemiesGo be a jeet somewhere else anon.
>SEAFers know how to destroy dropships
Any new or improved objectives?
The armor is REALLY FUCKING GOOD. The reload speed is NOTICEABLE especially if you tactical reload by leaving a few rounds, reloading MMG/HMG is now just as fast as reloading a primary.Oh the big guy is AP4 check, either you waste 2 fucking MMG mags on it or tap the helmet with AP4 then shooting it with any light pen. (Its 2 tap with Bolt Pistol.)The amount of enemies is pretty wild, I WISH mindless masses is this nuts. Its really a zombie horde shooter now. Also PSA, you can save SEAF chan when they're on kneeling animation by stimming them. If they're laying on the ground then its too late.
>>577265681I always knew they had it in them, I'm proud of the blueberries and whatever subcontracted studio requisitioned new brains for them.
>>577265759Is it so much to ask that people know how to speak english when they post here
>>577265759Where do I need to drop to get loads of enemies?
>>577265837mindless masses D4
Not like i'm waiting for a lobby for the new update or anything
>>577265916Update is so shit nobody wants to actually play it.
>>577265906Thanks friend!
>>577265759>Oh the big guy is AP4 checksigh, time to get the eruptor back in business....>>577265916>tran*me playerI shan't host for you.
>>577265962This but unironically.
>>577265295you didn't see necromorphs and skyrim giants???
>>577266021Bring the bolt pistol, it 2 taps the helmet and you can blast the head with any light pen. Eruptor is a bad idea because the big guys are faster than expected, and the new necromorphs has Hunter AI so it will flank and swarm you pretty fast.
>>577266021anime site, anime board, anime game
Ok I can tell that a shotgun will be nice for the necromorphs. M90A chads we won
>>577266261use case for duckbill attachment for shotguns finally found!
>>577265759>by stimming them
>M90A>Bolt Pistol>Stalwart>2500 killsYeah new squid is kino
>>577266367the harvesters????
So am I getting kicked or are the servers shitting itself again.
>>577266412not present
>new update>random disconnects are back againsasuga sweden
>>577266414servers are shit
>SEAF come in dropships nowHELL YES!
>shoot new big guys with the warbond guns>they die pretty quickly>seaf take one out no sweatWhy tf are you guys complaining?
>Ruins SEAF blue and white aesthetic>Still can't call them in>2 new enemies>more zombie sloppa>no new uparmored/ seaf and helldiver votelessWhere's the rest of this fucking title update?
>>577266495When we go into the void. Trust the plan
>107000 (107k(107.000)) players on a squid planet
>new mines dont one shot the crushers>crushers spawn in waves of fives>crushers have more health than fleshmobs>only weakpoint can be reached by using heavy pen>Wretch clips through buildings>Wretch has an attack animation that will hit you guaranteed like digger bugs hadBonuspoint: Leviathans also spawnThought we went through this shit already?The warbond is cool though.
How are the new guns?>>577266492When it comes to this game, people often love bitching for no reason.
hmmm today I will take Maxigun>>577266471Hearing 'large enemy presence detected, deploying reinforcements' or w/e is epic
>70% required defense on a squid planetThey cant be serious.Even on update day thats asking alot
>>577266687No DSS yet, we'll be fine.
>No T6 ship upgradesFUCK
>>577266687Also, the spawn rates for pyramid heads are just insane right now.
EOS
>>577266614i personally dislike the lasgun. it should have heavy pen. as a hotshot weapon it's capable of piercing astartes power armor where the astartes bolt pistols and bolters can'twith that being said though the bistol is very very good imo. if you use the ww1 officer armor or the cowboy armor its extremely good especially w/ a backpack, but it cannot blow up bug holesthe melta gun is genuinely fucking disgusting busted broken dogshit. it trivializes bug even more than pre-nerf heavy pen GL. it's like 21,000 damage or some shit on the beam if all of its hit box connects
>normal POIs now spawn on hive planets
>new update finally>get food poisoning Im done for..
My squad of not!cadians.
uh ohmeltygunonce the sales of SCs and new warbond slow down, you bet your ass they will nerf it lol
>>577266591>is... is this an enemy that requires teamwork?>AAAIEE NERF IT NOW
haven't played in a few monthsnew 'bond worth booting up SC cheat again?
>>577266919>>577266919>>577266919Enter the Void
>>577266921Why is it OP? Can you give some exact breakpoint examples? Ammo reserve?
Can the Bolt Pistol close spawners? Because if yes, this thing simultaneously makes the Grenade Pistol, Talon, and Senator completely worthless.
D10, Illuminatesteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241867087595
>>577264189bro fr fr arrrowhead was obviously lying about removing them fr fr they're still coming any day now no captwo more weeks until hellshitters shit and cry they're pants fr
>>577266809>add new super guy>spawn 6 millions of them for a month>limit to 3 after50th time they've done this
>>577266984it cannot, thankfullymelta mine is fucking awesome btw
>>577266591LOWER THE DIFFICULTY
>>577264493>>cultists are still in the filesthey're notThey've been gone from the files for two years at this point.
*CLANG*OH HA HA HA HA
>>577267173>bonks you
is the armor passive stack/ remove cape bug gone?
>>577267000FVLL
this new sniper is DOGSHIT LMAO
>>577267173
They can survive a tank round jesus.....
Fire seems to disable pyramid head regeneration because it dies REALLY fast to torcher and flamers
>>577267820why is gunner not aiming for head?is he restarted?
>>577268020the devs literally said it themselves - it regenrates health when it stops taking damage.fire is constant trickle damage.its that shrimple.
Soooo many faggots ragequitting and then game doesn't put anyone in your mission to replace them
>>577268446>people actually getting filtered by the illuminateI never imagined such a time will come...
>he really thought it would be cultistsAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
its crashing extra hard no
>>577259489GGs
Apologize
>>577269698for what?the rifle is uselesspistol is dogshitno one likes minesarmors are ugly
>team dead>cant call in supplies due to glitch>1 hp>clangers laughing at me>hug other teammate>connection lostRIP
>>577270320cinema
Have anyone got their hand on the Melta gun?
>>577270721yes
>>577251080>its literally just the outcastRip Cultists
>update so bad it kills the threadgenuinely never seen thatdamn, we had a good run I guess
>>577265657Senator is heavy pen.
>>577257620I will bring the Ultimatum and you will do nothing but cry impotently
>update so good shitposters are just playing the game insteadgenuinely never seen thatdamn, we had a good run I guess
>>577261297Free Spirit or Commandant
