FRVSTMVURNE Edition>NewsUnreal Azeroth is getting an official release August 15: unrealazeroth.ruAscension accelerated their content timeline for CoA and S10: https://ascension.gg/en/timelineBlizzard's RICO lawsuit against Ascension is ongoing: https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/73480810/blizzard-entertainment-inc-v-derek-s-powell/>Released ServersAscension - https://ascension.gg/en (Vanilla+, Classless, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (PVE, Legion)OctoWow - https://octowow.st (Turtle WoW clone, Vanilla+)Capybara - https://capycraft.io (Chinese Turtle Wow clone, Vanilla+)Faebright - https://www.faebright.online (TBC on WotLK client, RP-PvE)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com (WotLK)Gilneas - https://gilneas.whitemane.gg/en (Cataclysm)Maelstrom - https://maelstrom.millenium-servers.com (WotLK client, Vanilla-WotLK progressive)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en (PVE, WotLK progressive)Vanilla+ - https://vanillaplus.org (Vanilla+, PVP)Triumvirate-WoW - https://triumvirate-wow.com (WotLK funserver)Kronos V - https://www.kronos-wow.com (Vanilla PVP)>Upcoming ServersEmberveil - https://emberveil.org/ (Vanilla UE5)Caverns of Time - emberveil.org (Turtle+) - August 15thRavencraft - https://ravencraft.io/ (Turtle clone) - August 22ndFrostmourne - https://frostmourne.whitemane.gg/en (WotLK+) - September 9thDuskhaven - https://duskhaven.netWallcraft - https://www.wallcraft.org (Vanilla+)>Active GuildsType /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, whisper anyone for an invite, or ask in thread.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon, Alliance<tang> - Chromie, Alliance<wpsg karaoke club> - Emberveil<Not in OP> - Mistblade 2, Horde, whisper Xalara (Pearl)>Mods, Tutorials, Singleplayer, and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/StKbZ90jEQWOW (Everquest + Wow) - https://github.com/NathanHandley/EQWOWConverter>Previous Thread>>577145758
>cow shaman shilling doa funserver
Op here btw I'm trans not sure if that matters haha
>check out the World of Warcraft general to see what's going on about WoW>bro the wingdinger is so overpowered I can't believe they get 5 dashes>ugh I had to do a dungeon with a gooblebobble tank today and his aoe is shit>was farming today and I got ganked by a zorble why are they allowed to have an immunity, a spell steal, infinite shields, and all those heals???>what class should I roll next guys? my first 60 was a moonsword so I was thinking of trying sunspear or maybe earthhammerThis isn't fucking World of Warcraft.Fuck off.Fuck OFF.FUCK OFF.
>>577275726<World Peace> - Conquest of Azeroth, Vol'jin, Crossfaction
Pearl is Sylma.He lied about it and got his buddies to lie about it for about a year.He owns a dog dildo.He erped with a hunter’s pet.He is a zoophile.He is a furry.He has molested his dog.He is a drug addict.He moved to Idaho to live with his furry lover (Presumed Hadrianic)He groomed a majority of the MB2 crowd.He is called Xalara in <World Peace>.Uffie/Michelada is covering for him while knowing full well who he is and what he did.He left FMC to play on Epoch.He quit Epoch before it launched when he was outed.He quit <World Peace> because he was outed.The end.
that's cool but I am not joining anon guilds anyway
class/race combo for this feel on CoA?
>>577276352When are we uniting the raids so we can do mythics boss?
>577276361Still not joining your guild
>>577276578undead bloodmage
>>577276696oops! meant for >>577276361
>>577276578Dreanei Kox
>>577276361>He quit <World Peace> because he was outed.he quit because his class no longer did 2x healing than the second best class
class/race combo for this feel?
>>577275726OP's TODO List:Emberveil and Caverns of Time are separate projects. The former is Vanilla WoW running on Unreal Engine 5, with plans to develop their own Vanilla+ as post-Naxx content, while Caverns of Time is Turtle WoW with enhancements for RP such as custom animation posing, subraces and character backgrounds, and body sliders. CoT does not have a site yet, but it does have this soft-announcement Youtube link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7ZEbEcpcvE and also a discord link in its pinned comment. Emberveil is on the 15th, while CoT has no announced date.<World Peace> - Conquest of Azeroth, Vol'jin, Crossfaction. This is the active raiding guild of /wpsg/, having completed Zul'Gurub, Molten Core, and Onyxia on Heroic on both EU and NA splits, possibly to start progressing Mythic with a combined raid.<Branded> - OctoWow, N'Zoth, Crossfaction. Octo is the most significant Turdle clone, and Branded is the biggest guild run by anons on it so it counts.Remove Tang. As anons have pointed out, it's dead as fuck.Remove Not in OP. Mistblade 2 is not a listed server, and when I look up its website I just get a cloudflare error so I don't think this thing even exists anymore.
Uffie...
>>577276981in fairness all the healers fucking suck to play in raidsi'd have quit too if i didn't just reroll
>>577277089<Branded> is already in an OP >>>/trash/84642102You don't get two. Your greed sickens me.
>>577277037Blood elf starcaller
>>577277037Who tf is this?Why do you people keep posting it?
>>577277190
>>577277245What do you mean tinker is prob one of the funnest healing specs right now.
Why does Ms. Uffie dress up like a slut?
>>577277353nigger thats andy sixx from whatever screamo band from the mid 2000s, bring me the horizon or some shit. someone has been spamming /b/ for at least a decade with pictures of him with photoshopped pieces of shit, saying things like "andy sixx warm shit logs sliding down my throat". exclusively about eating shit. theres probably a thread up on /b/ right now about it
michelada was pearls sleeper agent to take over the guild from xarethos. the takeover failed causing pearl hadrian and cromwell to quit. heartbroken, michelada, now uffie spends his days doing tranny erp and taking hrt
>>577277353/b/ meme. It's the lead singer of screamo/glam/metalcore/alternative/etc band Black Veil Brides, Andy Six. Somehow it became a meme to post that image of him along with comments about the volume of his feces, and how they want to consume logs of it.I don't get it either.
>>577277424I just want to have soft consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating and deepening our bond with her...
bed breaking sex with ms. uffie
>>577277823all you have to do is ask, he already threw away all of his dignity and straightness as the ultimate act of loyalty towards pearl in a bid to make xarethos subservient. all praise current king grok
>Grok is now a female taurenSINCE. WHEN?
>Wrynns bow to the Groks>In contact with the burning legion>Possess psychic-like abilities>Control <World Peace> with an iron but fair fist>Own castles & banks globally>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line>Will bankroll the first cities on Draenor (Grokograd will be be the first city)>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Azeroth>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Grok babies>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Azeroth has only existed deep in Scarlet monasteries & Dalaran>Ancient Vrykul scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Azeroth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world>You likely have Grokbots inside you right now>The Groks are in regular communication with the Archangels Tyrael and Auriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Grok bunker in New Tristram?>They learned fluent Gutterspeak in under a week>The Goblins entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Gallywix, only Ft. Grok>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
I just didn't want to stare at male tauren ass.Why?
same time everyday schizokino starts this shit up
What are they doing?
>>577278575
>>577278634Fuck off and leave the guild already you freak.
Need two dps gulagites to login so we can do m0 world tour, thanks.
>Druk'Tharhorde zone?
ONE MORE GULAGITE DPS LOGIN NOW M0 WORLD TOUR
Schizokino feels left out of the ERP.He is overlooked I think.
onyxia with balls
>>577279598Yeah, I think he's called Nefarian.
>turtle wow getting shutdown
worg knot clique make the troid dilate
who got knotted?who did the knotting?
>>577280729>who got knotted?you>who did the knotting?me
Not joining the tauri guild because it has the following NIGGERS in it:-Pearl (obese irish faggot animal abuser who ruined every wpsg guild)-Gargoth (Pearl's handler and molester)-Zaptuah (White in skin colour but nigger in soul)-Fuutank (Nigger in skin colour and nigger in soul)-Asalys (Tranny nigger who looks like abomination irl)-Elicia (Tranny nigger who looks even worse than Asalys irl)-Stabdotexe (Drama queen who stirs shit nonstop, porn addict gooner)-Koto (r*ssian)-Telegethu (Grey parser 30 IQ subhuman medically disabled, in obamacare and stuck with automatic breathing machine or he will suffocate)-Aoi (Retarded failed male hiding behind wholesome persona, thinks he's even remotely funny or liked, grey parser)-Elaynna and his cumbuddies (world renowned innovative scientist for discovering new shade of grey unknown to mankind before they raided for the first time)-gutulikeafish (powertripping faggot lootgoblin whore bigger than whore of babylon)-Socks (grey parser, /heals/ faggot, subhuman)-deca (if you know you know)
>>577280403kek what animu?
will <wpsg karaoke club> allow mischief?
>>577280937>i didn't make the listNo......
>>577280086how many loads did he paint sylma's womb with in total?
>>577280945that's live footage from japanese news on a regular tuesday
>>577276578>tfw no san'layn gf to drain my semen and my blood
1 GULAGITE DPS for mythics
REMINDER: After <Not in OP> died a slow death and <TempleOS> flopped hard, desperate for new anon blood, Pearl (now known as Xalara) began heavily recruiting from /heals/, not realizing said new blood was infected with AIDS. He’s responsible for all the trannies like Elaynna and pedophiles like Rasknitt who befoul our beloved thread.If you find yourself in a guild with Pearl the Dogfucker, do yourself a favor and /gquit while you can.
With every sczhizokino post I like Pearl a little more.
>>577284398do trannies REALLY
pearl was a bit of a freak but really his biggest crime was being a furryhe got a lot of anons playing together and put in the time and effort to lead multiple guilds
>>577284549the very essence of /wpsg/ was drained and corrupted by pearl spamming the thread off cd with xer 'organic' posts and fucking animals as well as inviting the /heals/ tranniesevery mb2 <not in op> member was complicit except for wrzod who isn't even an anon
i wanna be drained and corrupted by a belfie...
>>577284623there was never any evidence he himself pearlposted and that it wasn't just one or two hyper fixated autists (koto and schizokino) shitting up the thread with his namekind of like how it is right now lol
>>577282273Okay but seriously what anime is that I want to watch it
>>577285035Inukami! The Movie: Tokumei Reiteki Sousakan Karina Shirou!
>people are joking around, having fun and enjoying things I don’t like>WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS DEGENERACY YOU’RE KILLING WPSGsigh
>>577285035Ore no toransusekusharu no gūnā ga, an'nani bakada nante shinjirarenai!
>>577285305there are no jokes here, only sorrow
>>577284736you better hope there are belfies on BVG BVLGVSor i'm letting your tiny little nuts swell up like plums before i fucking
>>577285458gesundheit
>>577280937Yooo I didn't know all my turtlefriends were on tavri I should hop on
lifeweb pusher
What should I play on Emberveil? I still can't decide.>Paladin>Druid>Shaman
>>577285305the things I don't like in question: sending pictures of your dick to a 15 year old boy or using AI to generate child porn
>>577285794Emberveil is real vanilla instead of tranny vanilla so paladins are literally unplayable outside of healing
>>577285794I look like this and I would never rob something from a food stand. This is why I don't go outside anymore, I am afraid of getting demonized for being fat
go on coa, add sylma to friends, then add xalara to friends
>>577286318>I look like thisPearl...
>>577285794>1.12
>>577286281Good. This filters all the brownoids
>>577286318You should lose weight, it's bad for you in numerous ways. Start by cutting sugar out of your diet, if you can stick to that that alone will be enough to lose a lot of weight if you are actually that fat.
>>577285794what the fuck is this goo goo gaga shit?
Pyromancer on ascencion has the molten elemental?
>>577278098Tried pvp again, got raped, finally trooned out
>>577286345did pearl really
>>577286864you're right, I actually did that twice before and it unironically worked out well for me each time, so why not a third time. I just ate like a caveman; meat, vegetables, fruit, nuts and milk and felt good all day long. really miss that feeling. I remember, when I cut sugar from my diet, that is was in everything. pretty much every sauce I liked, even mustard, had sugar in it. it's everywhere. and don't get me started on drinks, half of my weekly calories came from them.
What is the best CoA tank?Please don't say fucking eternal.
>>577286345>>577287751So it was true all along LMAO
>>577287774Yep, the jews in charge of the food industry should be hanged for what they've done to everyone. >drinks, half of my weekly calories came from them.Yeah, all I drink is coffee (no sugar) and water. I keep trying to tell my family all the fruit juice they drink isn't magically healthy just because it's "natural" it's still LOADED with sugar.
>>577286345>>577287751What does that mean?
>>577287947HE SAID HE'S NEW TO PSERVERS AND CAME FROM WOWG BTW HAHAHAHAHAH XARE GOT KEKED BY PEARL
>>577287947>>577287751>>577286345Samefag and photoshopped, nice try.
>he still falls for the pedo loonsLol, lmao
Why is there not a single worldforged item in Pale Reach? It's a custom zone that they made and they didn't even add one of the best open world features they added to all other zones?Are they retarded?
>>577288089good chocolate is my ultimate weakness, that stuff is like crack to me. look me into a chocolate pudding warehouse and I will be dead of overdose in less than a week
was it you trying to frame pallenine as an erper with old screenshots, pearl?
>>577286345Oh no oh fuck
>>577288524 I literally explained this in the zone chat to someone just yesterday. It's an unfinished zone. Half the quests were bugged and didn't work just 2 weeks ago. They pushed it out ahead of schedule because of the lawsuit.
The audacity of some people
>>577288528I love chocolate too. Maybe look into seeing if there's low/no sugar chocolate and seeing if you can get used to the taste. I'm more of a cold-turkey person as opposed to weaning myself off things.
>>577288781Surely sprinkling a bunch of OP level 20-30 blue gear around wouldn't take too much of their time
>>577288967The horde is still missing their special custom zone aren't they? That's probably a higher priority.
sliddin' logs down xalapearlmas throat :3
My life for the Alliance!…but my body is for the Horde </3
>>577289245My life for rutt!My body for rutt!I'm new and from wowg btw!
>>577288964for me it's more a "why not stop now?" kinda feeling and then I stop. did that with smoking a decade ago and never had the desire to touch another cigarette since. I hate being fat more than I love chocolate, so fuck it.
>>577289245you body is your life retard
...who's rutt?
>>577290193Here's where anons found the dildo https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/483452701/#q483913459 >pearl’s dogdildo is named rutt First Ruttpost. Also https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/483452701/#q483913816 >It’s a rottweiler aka the nigger of dogs lmao
>>577289673Careful you're starting to sound like a foid
Someone post the evolution line.
thread is just unusable
>>577287751>it's truebye sylma.. I miss you
avatarfags deserve the brazen bull.
Why is Sylma like this?>whoops I got outed>time to quit the server
>>577290369incel -> faildom -> failedmale -> prison gay -> tranny chaser -> failedchaser
Is this dude even a person? Could be bot since he's just posting the same shit over and over and over again
>>577290794He didn't want to be outed until he had full control of the anon guild.
>schizokino knew xalara is pearlwho leaked this info to him? who is the judas of pearl's inner circle?
Mentally ill (Loon)->Porn addiction (Goon)->Transition (Troon)Goony Loony Troony->Need to reproduce->Nonce.
>>577291056i just asked if it was him and he said he was and we shot the shit for a bithe was laying low to avoid this exact drama i guess but he wasn't exactly hiding
>>577291056dude has been obsessed with her for yearsof course hed recognize her
>pearl played in stealth to avoid schizo's ruining the thread for everyone againwhat a hero, shame
DUPZIGGY IS MIMOOS?DID YOU GUYS KNOW LOKES HAS BEEN ERPING WITH SHUSHUBUT?
He's the hero /wpsg/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll shitpost him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Schizokino.
Now that Pearl know CoA, will he stop shitposting?No? Okay.
I don't know why Pearl keeps hiding his identity but still posts in the same writing style and posts the same provocative pictures of his character
>>577291540I meant quitPearl Quit.
>>577291608In the end Schizokino won. Pearl’s reign of terror over /wpsg/ is at an end. He went from being the thread darling to being so reviled that he must now hide his identity. Afraid to even show his face in this thread not only because everyone knows he is a dogfucker, but out of fear of what will be exposed next. The fishing posts, the leveling posts, the adventure posts, all long gone. It’s all a memory. They say those who laugh last laugh best, and in the end, Schizokino got the last laugh. Haha.
>>577290907i can't help myself, nonners...>go to sleep>BVG BVLGVS>dream>BVG BVLGVS>awake>BVG BVLGVS>go t->BVG BVLGVS>BVG BVLGVS>BVG BVLGVS
>>577291891>In the end Schizokino wonSure you did lil bro. You can fuck off forever now. Off you go
there is no doubt in my mind that schizokino is elaynnatheir behavior is the exact same
how it feels to shitpost on /wpsg/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsjsYMo3O1Q
>>577292253he's not, schizokino is American, Elaynna is a pajeet
>>577285794>>577286281Druid can be a great tank, but only if you farm Gnomeregan for your BIS weapon over and over and over again because they decided to make the use power on it consumable.Otherwise Warrior is the better tank if you don't have this.
>>577285725Are there any non-dead servers outside of Roguetown ERP clones anyways, Mr. Xarethos?
>>577293036no, rog town sucked and scorcher is shit too
>>577292957that's retarded
I hope Elaynna didn’t take what we said too hard or personally…we were just messing around…we miss you
>>577286836Why Ret should always be designed around Seal Twisting. Buff SoR so it does 35%-40% (talented) weapon damage and reduce mana costs for it + SoC, Ret would be fine while all the brownoids seethe.
Sylma... my beloved...Meet me... in Northshire...
https://files.catbox.moe/ijpvc6.mp4
...i've stripsearched deeply some night elves on patrol thru the barrens in search for Epoch 2......as the result of which they died, but boy, did i feel good in the process...
>>577294875Marcus bros...
>>577294318gonna seal you in a cage and twist your nuts Testicular Torsion-style for having such a terrible opinion
Every class should have a heal spec and people who refuse to play theirs should be mocked as hard as retardins are.
>>577295797that sounds really fucking gay you faggot
>>577295797>brownoid lolret who needs faceroll to feel good
>>577296357hahaha yeahhhh LMAOhey...>>577296604ACTUALLY i'm an Aryan straight white male hyperborean pureblood who laughs at stinky doodoo heads like (You)L + ratio, dorkus.
Raiding in Acension is comfy. Don't get why there so much anger over it.
>>577297000Sorry your ezmode Turtle Ret got taken away from you browny
are we free?
>single digits loooooser vs. my superior Chad trips of trvthi will not grace your fumbling lame-o posts with the presence of my Kingly (You)'s.perhaps an anon will show pity and mercylink mine posts to yours......and perhaps not
>>577297816I'll leave you to your larping then, brownyGo roll your face on the keyboard some more
>>577297816your brownness cancelled out the trips
Any MoP server? I want to play some trashy shit
God I love being a BROWN BVLL
Farewell, Pearl. Better luck on your next incarnation.
Posted from my Spellpower Gogglex XTreme.
At what level does bloodmage leveling stop being ass?
>>577298969what level does tank get rot claw? thats your answeror if you really want to be a caster, whenever you get your aoe fear, I think its before level 10. dot 5-6 mobs, aoe fear, heal, repeat. I went from level 10 to 40 as a caster before going tank which is 100 times easier than this which is already easy
This is the thread of destiny. And destiny may only be shaped by the holder of Oldgreg's Tools. I do not know what you think to accomplish. But raise your hand against me, and I shall destroy you.
>>577298407I'm still annoyed that the titty mods fuck up the faces for orcs and elves on Ascension now.
>>577290353no, I mean literallythis is not a metaphorif you have no body you are some kind of dead ghost
>>577298969Wdym it's the easiest fucking shit ever>Get hordes of nerds>Cast the pbaoe fear with a dot that you have at level ten (10) or eleven (11) tops>Rape everything in sight while it runs around letting you get free hits in forever
>>577300532https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueM5ZEpJdgYYou ain't got no bodyYou're just a head
Gnomes are stupid and should never have been added to the game
>>577302036sybau
Worgen should have been in the game from day 1.
undead are stupid and should never have been added to the game
>>577302373same but all elves
>>577302373
>>577302036Agreed, should have added Elin instead.
elves should be in the game but only as hostile npcs
Sure, Pearl.
>lgbt's take over the general>every post is either gay drama slop or gay erp slop
Night Elves should have been in Thrall's horde as their more feral wc3 version and Undead should have been in the alliance as the returning dead nations.It would have prevented this thing where alliance players have tantrums any time they do something even slightly evil and helped with the faction imbalances in the beginning.
ha ha ha gets even funnier after 10000 times
>>577303293NIGGA I'M NUTS
any non-tranny guilds playing coa?
>>577277089>>577277250How prevalent is trannyism on Octo? I found that on Turtle as long as I avoided the /wpsg/ cliques everyone else was pretty cool and not degenerate trannies. Is it the same on Octo or more troons?
>>577302794im was here pre-nost when i was just a wee lad you see, so my opinion holds a little more weight.lgbt people here are fine and welcomed :)
cocksumoth the hungering
>>577302819Orcs straight up killed Cenarius while hopped up on fel, retard
>>577303293idgi
>>577302373undead are the best thing about wow period and I'm tired of gorilla niggers playing the extremely ugly gnomes, male humans or male night elves. absolutely disgusting player models, barf-inducing, vile.
>>577304069Night Elves attacked the horde first, retard
>>577304058wtf why don't I have that
>>577304569yeah because you're not insane (yet)
>>577304537retarded nigger apologist
>>577304537they cut them trees, man
>>577305220uh-oh knife ear meltie>>577305224where the fuck did it say " do not cut trees we like to dry hump them "?
>>577304023>lgbt people here are fineabsolutely not. since I joined not long ago I need more than two hands to count all the times some ugly nolife faggot posted shit like "a hole is a hole" in guild or group chat, knowing well enough that nobody with an ounce of self-respect would touch him with a ten foot pole.
>>577305338WE DINDU NUFFIN MAYNE
>>577302373Did you know the voice actor for mario in the hotel mario game is the same guy who did the voice lines for the playable undead males.I thought that was kinda neat.
>>577305546https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiDQpJMCOTo
>>577305503despite making up only 13% of the alliance population, knife ears account for 41% of violent crimes in the alliance
>>577305546>mama mia! death the living-a!
When my time comes, forget the wrong that I've doneHelp me leave behind some reasons to be missedAnd don't resent me, and when you're feeling emptyKeep me in your memory, leave out all the rest
>>577305939i like this a lot, anon.
>>577304537>we wuz just in your forests dindu nuffin man why you attack usFuck off nigger loving retard
I miss hornyposting....
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
>>577306294you should kill yourself
>>577306318for everything else, Mastercard
>>577306318Secrets are what run the world
>>577306282>saves the trees man>got any spare change maaancommie hippie lover, get a haircut
>my fellow kal'dorei, if we do not let the orcs chop down our trees, Ashenvale will not survive
>>577306294Hey. Dom here.
i beat Barony (again x5)cock pics soon™™™™™™>>577306294nuh uh
>my fellow faggot elves, we had 10.000+ years to figure out how to build fortifications, towns to protect our sacred trees >instead we chimp out without telling anyone prior, that should be the hallmark of our civilization
>>577307013Dom who?
I'M MR T AND I'M A NIGHT ELF MOHAWK
>>577302794>lgbt's take over the generalnewfag. up until the epoch vs. twow wars this general was exclusively tranny drama.
>>577307052We're not just gonna forget that you sent pictures of your caged dick to a 15 year old boy.
>>577307414has any private server brought back this event?
>>577307415newerfag maybe for the brief period you came here up until that point but that certainly wasn't the case back when the year started with 201not him btw
>be orc niggers in draenor>genocide other races>end up destroying the planet>get enslaved by demons>try to genocide other planet, twice>finally get stopped by an alliance of forces of good>they don't finish the job>niggers escape to another continent>start waging war against the local population>WE MUST BUILD OUR MUDHUTS WITH THESE ANCIENT TREES>night elves retaliate with force since that's all niggers understand>chimp out, drink demon blood WEDINDUNUFFIN!!!!!!!!WE WUZ BEING OPPRESSED N SHEEEEEEEIT
Save yourself the painAnd go awayFor the rest of my life
>doesn't mention red goats corrupting orcs or how they were chasing the blue goatsdang, almost like a resident elf lover has an agenda or something
red goats convinced the orcs that the blue goats were gonna kill them all and they have to attack first
will pearls cronies leave soon too?
>>577308757>be me, an orc nigger in draenor>genocide other races because it's fun>end up destroying the planet because we are so fucking powerful>get all the demon bitches to beg for our strength>successfully genocide other planet, twice>never actually get stopped by an alliance of forces of homosexuals>they don't finish the job (they only finish their gay lovers)>muh niggers conquer a whole continent>start waging war against the local population because FUCK YEAH>WE MUST BUILD OUR MUDHUTS WITH THESE HIPPIE TREES>slut elves try to retaliate with force but it's so puny we niggers don't even notice>drink demon blood just because we canand you know what? IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME, I WOULD DO IT AGAINLOK'TAR OGAR LMAO
guess jaina's alliance was also black or something since they got demolished too in ashenvalereminds me of U.S.S Liberty incident
>>577309717
Did you fags even play wc3. Gromm was clearly portrayed as a dickhead since he willingly drank mannoroths blood. Also he willingly killed mannoroth. Thats why his body is in org.
>>577309717>IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME, I WOULD DO IT AGAINmy warchief :')
>>577310332homosexual game, Archimonde is killed by flying sperms
Cucky Orgrim watched from hell as Alliance BVLLs bred his captured female orc warriors after the Second War.
how much buckbreaking do you think was going on in the alliance internment campswhy was grom separated and brought to a different cell?that was one peculiar buckreally makes you think
>he switched to his homoerotic fantasy nowit's a zigger 100%
The pain of deception comes not while it happens, but when it is revealed.
https://youtu.be/oG-7WEphQfQ&t=1310>We gave ourselves up willingly on Draenor>Translation: WE LOVE ACTING LIKE GREEN NIGGERS
>>577280937>-Koto (r*ssian)You forgot pedophile.
>>577244563https://files.catbox.moe/itpgro.jpg
Pearl realized he can't overtake <World Peace> and quit CoA along with his handler. Uffie failed his mission of overthrowing the leadership and handing the guild to dogfucker duo, therefore Uffie will never watch their ERP sessions. Quite sad.
>>577312103please slop her as more of a girlfailure
>>577312103>tfw no nerd eredar gf
>>577312103>acts dorky and stupid to lure innocent men invile demon
>>577312237She really should take a bath...https://files.catbox.moe/knvfdi.jpg
>>577302819There is no planet where any of that shit makes sense retard. >Thinking the human citystates would for one moment accept the forsaken claim to independence on the literal bones or Lordaeron >Thinking the night elf would join the horde after one of their demigods was literally killed by orcs juicing on demon bloodLike even if I were shitposting I would struggle to be this daft
>>577312103Her crack stained panties on my dick. NOW.
>>577312889...Was responsible for driving Xarethos out for 2 weeks because he was ordered to by Pearl who was attempting to take over the guild. In a moment of clarity Xarethos handed the guild to Grok who has the mental advantage of just wanting to play the game.
>>577306960You don't get to just go into other nation's territories and start deforesting them you brown fuckwit, you don't have to be a hippie to grasp why that shit doesn't fly
>>577313324this never happened
>>577313324this happened
>>577313324This may have happened
>What you're seeing now is my normal state, a Loon. >This is a Goon. And this... This is what is known as a Goon that has ascended past a Goon. Or you could just call this a Troon. >And this... is to go... EVEN. FURTHER. BEYOND! (followed by intense screaming) >I'm sorry that took so much longer than the others... but I haven't had much occasion to practice this one. This is what I call a Goony Loony Troon.
>>577314445Kek, TROONku would say this.
>>577313054hot, draegooner
wpsg is hostile to wpsg guilds, but not hostile enough, we can always be more hostile
Boy Sun Cleric tank is fu-ACK!
The final image we'll ever see like this.They added a 5 minute cooldown to Mojo Cauldron. Game ruined.
CoA has a month left before we all go to Frostmourne.
>>577316017NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHE SWASTIKAS DUTCHWHAT ABOUT THE SWASTIKAS
>>577316017Good. It was annoying.
>>577316150I liked it, even if it was a bit too green
Schizokino won
[Schizokino as Zuluhed:]Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Play-On-Mistblade-Again,This'll be the last DM I ever send your assIt's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it?I know you got my last two pings;I wrote the username on 'em perfectSo this is my doctored DMs I'm sending you, I hope you see them,I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freewayHey Pearl, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?You know the song by Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight"About that guy who could've saved that other guy from drowningBut didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?That's kinda how this is, you could've rescued me from drowningNow it's too late. I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsyAnd all I wanted was a lousy letter or a callI hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wallI loved you, Pearl, we could've been together, think about itYou ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about itAnd when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about itI hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without meSee, Pearl,—shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!Hey, Pearl, that's my alt screaming in the trunk,But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up. See, I ain't like you'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, tooWell, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge nowOh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?[*car tires squeal, crash, loud splash*][Schizokino:]My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at allThe morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at allAnd even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wallIt reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
I hope Sylma returns and realizes we still care about her!
I hope Sylma returns my Primal Mights.
>>577317926he went back to LOTRO
>>577318609im really excited for another post that will be spammed multiple times every thread we really need more of these
>>577318907Cool, Pearl.
>>577318674Last time I played LOTRO it had this awful lag on every other fight. Managed to get to the first expansion (Moria I think) and after that I was like nah fuck this.
I sure hope the Emberveil guild will be made by that one anon I like, and not that one anon I dislike!
>>577319606The COA guild isn't even ran by someone he hates.The person he hates quit a week ago.
>use one of the two free character change elixirs you get on CoA>change skin color>looks like ass>use the second elixir to revert the changesthe brain doubts, but the heart knows best
>>577316017Good now you can stop ruining the pics dumb nog
THIRD TIMES THE CHARM PEARL!(OR THIRD FOR THE KNOWERS)
>third for the knoters
>>577319910How do you know who I hate
pserver scene is dead and buried after ascension goes downhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6o1SEj02t0
>be me(trans)>play troonlliance only >ACK myself>the end
>>577321701anon is a storyteller
AND HOW DID I KNOW PEARL? MICHELADA TOLD ME HAHAHAHAHAhttps://youtu.be/853l2Z4XQ7A
>ctrl+f pearl>1 of 39 matcheswhat made this incel so mad lol
>>577321701But then who was phone?
I know warkox is a meme but is hellfirekox?
>>577322336hellfire performs worse than war
looked at the logs and made a list of all the classes/specs that have cleared heroic MC! sharing incase anyone else is interested.
>>577275726I need a home server.Faebright is nice because people actually RP there. But them giving level 58 boosts killed all the early leveling. Are there any other servers that have regular WoW gameplay but also have a very active RP population?
>>577322573No.
>>577322528I picked the least popular class...?
>>577322528>less than 2k players have cleared MCwhy is it that low? do most players really not raid in WoW
>>577322573tauri is my main server and i've basically given up on roleplayingpeople in gulag laughed at me when i mentioned itthe non esl non erp rp community is very small and we barely do anything
>>577323010>do most players really not raid in WoWno
>>577323010it's boring asf
>>577323010They are faking pop. Turtle had way more weekly MC clear than that.
>>577322573I never understood what drives people to RP in wow of all gamesthe game is so painfully anti-immersive, I would just die laughing when one of the botched character models with their cartoony animations would try to hold a serious speechfeels like going to a spongebob funeral
>>577323410WoW is one of the best games for RP due to it being text-focused. If you actually have an active imagination, that is, you can rotate a colorful 3D apple in your mind, then it's great. It's extremely immersive.What do you think is a better game for it? RDR2? GTA? Those are actually way worse since you have to listen to the people talk and instead of seeing text of their actions, they show them through janky ass animations.
>>577322528heretic cultist hereI expected it to be popular, but damnpretending to be one of the dds while actually non-stop healing is pretty fun
How could we possibly reach these levels of pvmping?
>>577323410t. 5
>>577323883Will never happen, most of the guild hasn't even bothered with M+10
>>577323410Its the easiest medium to RP the setting inThe better RP would be through pure text on DMs or on a forum, but just doing it on WoW takes less effort and you can meet other people easier. Aka you can show off to others easier because a lot of RPers have an ego about their character and/or writing and want to flex it on others.
>>577304023>>577307415>WE WUZ ALWAYS HERE N SHIET!!!You low iq niggers always try and retcon the past. The general was nothing like this 6 years ago.
>>577323675>if I just close my eyes pretend it doesn't look like a retarded cartoon, it's actually immersiveno need to get all defensive about it.>What do you think is a better game for it?sandbox on private servers of course. and no, fivem and redm are not sandbox. last time I played on RP servers was conan exiles, was pretty fun.
>>577324147trans sitetrans generalyou lost btw
>>577324189Epsilon is actually a pretty good WiW RP pserver because you can create custom areas and even program custom spells with custom animations
>>577324076>>577323956>The better RP would be through pure text on DMs or on a forumno, the better RP would be in person with pen and paper. rping in a theme park mmo is like inviting your d&d group to disney land and then playing d&d in the middle of the road between attractions. you can do it, but holy fuck you look like idiots.
>>577323675>What do you think is a better game for it?I wouldn't RP in a game, I would RP with a handful of friends and a dungeon master in my mom's basement and a few beers as god intended
>>577324339>knows I'm right>UHH UHH W-WE UHHH W-W-WON!!1!Aack yourself nigga
>>577324025also, worldforged items. they say TBC has the worst pre-bis grind but CoA is way worse
>>577324405The voice of half the RPers I know would instantly break my immersionA nasally twig trying to sound like a gruff orc would take me out faster than any WoW animationPrivate DMPure textThats the only way
>>577324665>The voice of half the RPers I know would instantly break my immersionsee >>577323956
does rping out sex with dogs count as good rp
>>577323883Having shorter fights, most of the high parsers have fights that last 2 minute.I can achieve 12k dps with all my burst for a few mins.
>I take off my breeches and put my mighty penis inside of you
>>577325140Your DPS doesn't translate into ascended difficulty
>literally has a degen general on /trash/>keeps spamming furnigger fag slop here
Only 3 guilds have cleared Ascended Molten Core.
>>577323410WoW used to have kino RP with server events, conflict and intrigue between guilds, or simply spontaneous walk-up RP to name some examples.You can only get such RP in an MMORPG and WoW by virtue of being the most popular lent well to it.Nowadays though 95% of RPers in public spaces are just fishing for ERP, guilds don't really do anything but play shitty D&D sessions with too many people, neither of which benefit from the MMORPG format.
>>577326342that's because people try to force rp into a game that does everything in its power to be the anti-thesis to rp. I saw better emerging rp in warhammer ror in a greenskin guild in one month that all my life in wow. for example, in a game like SWG, it was the most natural thing to play in character, because the game fully supported this playstyle from the very start thanks to player economy, player cities, player vendors, massive customization options, massive job options etc. it just came naturally to everybody. in games like wow, rp always feels forced, because the world is just a bunch of non-interactive set-pieces and no player can leave a permanent change behind in this setting. it's completely sterile, and you constantly have to work against this fact - but no matter how hard you rp, the game always stay in its sterile, stale state. in the end, you never changed that world, and you leave it like you found it. the very anti-thesis of rp.
I only raidlog and ERPlog.
>>577298407>>577294875which titty mod is this?
>>577327274I felt a lot of RP in such games became purely task-oriented whereas the RP in WoW by virtue of being 'forced in' was much more focused on character interaction and intrigue exactly because it was largely removed from the game world which served more as a backdrop.Of course I'm talking about RP from 10 years ago, I haven't actively RPed in WoW since Legion dropped.
I need rutt...https://files.catbox.moe/qu1m6i.mp4
>>577328850Zesty buck
I guess might as well wait a week longer for Ravencraft instead of joining Emberveil, because I just can't stomach having to go through all the phases in with those shitty ass Vanilla classes before getting an actual attempt to make them balanced after Naxxramas.
Imagine you make a stock vanilla server in 2026.Then promise a>w-we will have new content AFTER Naxx!No. I will just wait until it's out.
>>577323410>I never understood what drives people to RP in wow of all gamesit's the easiest and simplest 'drop-in, drop out' medium for roleplayingand players are generally willing to follow the 'rules' or conventions for online roleplaying without being disruptive >>577324405>>577324497finding a solid D&D group is easier said than doneyou're actively shooting yourself in the dick by grouping up with a band of hooligans who treat it as a Reddit conference to 1-up each other with bad Marvel one liners, unless of course you're a Reddit MCU one liner yourselfas the old /tg/ adage goes, "no D&D is better than bad D&D">and a few beersdrinking at the table is immeasurably cringe and tells me exactly the type of problem player you areyou would be banned without question from most tables
>>577330690>concocts a whole chapter of fanfiction because his noodle body can't handle a beervery cringe and very strange
>>577330423It’s hard enough to find a zg group. Probably less than 1% of players ever stepped into naxx. Also naxx+ sounds somewhat retarded. I remember tanks would get way too high avoidance basically they’d just never take damage anymore. And physical DPS classes benefit way more from higher crit rating because they’re attacking more or something. What I really want I think is raid finder in classic and arena finder. Im cool with doing the raids and wiping and shit with shitters. I guess as a max level toon without raid finder you’re basically just ready to reroll and do dungeon finder again.
I am in the middle of a love triangle involving 1 boy and 2 girls.
is coa shut down yet? id like to talk about world of warcraft
>>577333007But turtle did manage to have post naxx content and have more guilds doing it than guilds currently doing MC on coa
>>577333676WoW is so old and busted desuCoA will be the last hurrah for most serious players, it'll feel so empty and bland returning to the limitations and failures of blizzard's classes and artificially limited ability to actually make progress by playing the game instead of waiting a full week for the privilege of GAMBLING hours of your time for the CHANCE at making something resembling gear progression in lvl 60 vanilla content.
Another hour spent in queue for DM on octo, god damn this server sucks
>>577321805Told you what
>>577334249Noooo vanilla servers had 1-2k players, it's enough to do everything!!!
>>577332583i'm being a jerkif you want to enjoy a couple beers at the end of the day, it's okay
>>577334297built for womb-gaping rape
>>577334297We miss you so much, Ms. Xalara
>>577335451this but actually
>>577313054/target Vallae/sniff
>>577328509The one in the pastebin from the OP.
>>577278494This was the moment I realized Uffie was a bad human being
Which girls in World Peace won't leave me heartbroken?So many seem to just want to toy with your emotions, I'm looking for a trad wife style girl.
>>577336727Trvmp
Just reached 55 with my voodoo witch doctor, what am I supposed to do at this point to reach 60? Just quest somewhere and spam random dungeon finder?Never played WoW in any other server so I really am totally clueless about where to go now.
>>577338078What have you been doing to get to level 55? Just do that. What an odd question. You obviously know what you should be doing so just do it for 5 more levels.Are you retarded?
>>577338078what game are you talking about? doesnt sound like wow
>>577338175There is a chance that I could have been doing other stuff other than quest + random dungeons, because at this point the leveling is way slower than before. Better ask now instead of grinding the potentially slower way.
Less than 3 days left till Unreal Azeroth.Open Beta launching here: https://emberveil.org/
Im working on my wow guide dudes. Im a university dropout who worked as a barista for a bit and uses my intelligence to play world of Warcraft at max skill.
>>577340485Im gonna call it “art of the meal”. -“come here for a moment Timmy and join me by the hearth. Listen closely to what im about to tell you. *camera pans over the scene, zooms in slowly to the hearth and the flames flicker forming a grotesque beast in the fires”. It starts early in the AM or early in the PM, it depends on your current sleep schedule. You pour a cup of coffee and light a smoke. Hard working world of Warcraft players do this everywhere. But how do you stand out from the crowd? How do you beat the lines? In this guide I will be explaining pro plays and how to climb to number 1. “
>>577338078You do /whisper GrokThen ask him to invite you. He will help!
You all suck at wow compared to me. Im a multi rank 1 and with many orange parses and there’s not a gold coin that didn’t pass thru my bank account at some point, I have my investments into every gold mine and orc factory across Azeroth, I invest in the horde AND the alliance because they all pay me money to do this. So how did I reach max level? Simple, it’s a result of hard work and dedication. You can also achieve max level by consuming my guide “art of the feel”, bouta drop the firest guide of 2026 fr. Add my shit to your life you fat gay retarded bitch and maybe some of my hard work will be imprinted into your pathetic excuse for a wow toon.
I think epoch reborn is a flop; there are barely 10 people online. They really need to do what ascension, turtle, or octo do - endlessly shill their crap on reddit. If you don't do that, you won't get any players.
>>577341667Until CoA gets shut down I very much doubt people will want to play somewhere else
nobody is playing epoch
CAW
Everytime CoA goes down for a restart, it gives me a brief glimpse into what life will be like when the CoA servers go down forever and it gives me such an unbearable sense of dread.I've come to realize that without this server I would honestly have no idea what to do with my life. No other server comes anywhere close to being as interesting for me and if I wasn't able to play this server I would have nothing.
>>577343372Just sub to retail if you like CoA gameplay and mechanics that bad.
>>577343464It's nothing like retail. Just because a server isn't the abysmally boring "muh 1.12 no changes vanilla" doesn't make it retail. You're a moron lmao
>>577343563>80 "build resource, spend resource specs">M+ progressionYou're playing retoilet, son.
>>577343663>ummm your server has content therefore its retail!!Not the own you think it is, KEKAROOOOO
>>577343935>>577343663bodied that freak
>>577343935>your server has retail content therefore its retailThat's literally how it works.>>577343935>>577344073>~90 seconds awayGo figure.
>>577341796I think you're quite biased if you truly believe that. I don't know anyone actually playing on that server, and I know quite a lot of people from Turtle. Most are just not playing or are scattered everywhere. It's the same when looking at the actual statistics for CoA. They try to hide a lot, but if looking at raid statistics, it seems to be quite unpopular because there were only 77 guilds raiding this week. That's about a quarter of the number of guilds that was raiding every week on Turtle. Octo, with only 2-3k players, had 32 guilds raiding MC this week. My guess is that CoA has 5-7k players. You may argue that not everyone is raiding, but you need even fewer players to raid MC on CoA, and I would bet that Octo has a larger population of non-raiders compared to CoA.
>>577344518Every private server that exists has content from retail WoW. So by your logic, every private server is retail.
>>577334297god damn that's good slop
>>577344656>akshually banilla was retail at some pointNot the own you think it is, KEKAROOOOO
>>577344821So then you have no rebuttal. A literal child, I should've expected as much.
>>577344970To be fair only a retarded child would use "KEKAROOOOO" unironically.
>>577344619>You may argue that not everyone is raidingyou should argue that seeing how unless you're doing ascended difficulty, most are gearing through m+no reason to raid when you can get better gear in easier content. depending on your class, most of the raid gear is complete dogshit anyway so why run the content
>just run m+ broLiterally retail.
what does being retail mean?
>what does being retail mean
I just like critting for 3.6k is all, but I think it’s fucked now because gear got too good like very very soon we will be critting for over a million
>>577346415that indirect seethe tho
>running dungeons for my pre-bis dungeon set so I can spam hamstring on a boss for wf procssoul...>running dungeons (they're more difficult) for my pre-bis before doing ascended difficulty raids with 5x the mechanics of vanilla woqNO NO NO REEEEEETAIL!!! NOOO!!! IT MUST BE VANILLA NO CHANGES OR IT ISNT WOW AAAAHHHHHH
>octo has a larger population than coayou are mentally ill
>>577347319coa never breaks 1k, octo hits 1.5k during the week and 3k on the weekend.
>>577347319Of human players, yes, it obviously does. Everyone knows Computers of Azeroth has every server beat on the amount of bot players
>>577347527>>577347536see >>577334249
>>577347174volumes!
>>577347627Nice bait, looking for turtles tool auto queue doesn't work on octowow yet.
>>577348041it does, but octo has 200 real pop
fags
>>577338078First question, did you have world scaling turned on? If so what kind of stuff were you doing to level up? You can kind of just quest anywhere, but I recall low level zones you hadn't done being really good in those levels due to how condensed everything is.
>>577341667>>577344619its not a real launch just 4 weeks of testing to fix bugs
which private servers besides warmane allows multiboxing? I line to multibox dungeons, but getting a little bit tired of warmane shenanigans
>>577352969Turdle did with restrictions, and by extension Octo, although this could just be because they copy-pasted Turdle's website.
>>577352969Can’t you do that on retail? I basically set it up so I could solo dungeons lol by having macros for my healer to target party members and also macros to cast healing and id use the simplest dps rotations for the dps slots who would target my target and then do a 1 button rotation and id have a key to /follow one of my dudes. It worked like decently altho it was not a meta strategy for anything relevant. I guess the real significance of multiboxing is scouting, because these shit ass MMOs have so much standing around waiting for shit to spawn and it’s a huge advantage to multibox. I got like ptsd flashbacks from tree of savior where you’d have to actually have a dude in the map for like 50 hours to spawn the fuckin boss, and the game was like dead as fuck so you’d get fag nolifers running anti afk macros and idling in the map then looting like the dankest items that you couldn’t get anywhere else like movespeed shit yeah that was fucking gay you niggers but also kinda funny I guess. I dunno im not the genius behind MMOs I don’t know shit about what makes people LOG IN
>>577354897it would be silly paying five subscriptions for multi boxing on retailand I prefer wotlk, but I’m open for suggestions
>>577353687from what I gatherr it should be allowed to multibox dungeons by those rules, so I should probably check it out
>>577355189It’s not really that expensive haha. Altho if you ever played on warmane im assuming you’re used to swiping your dads credit card so why are you confused
>>577313469god you are so retardedNight Faggots had no fence or any marker on their borders how the fuck would an orc peon or human peasant know that those trees are protected?>lol you cannot own ze nature DUDE WEED LMAOhippies man, pure cancer
>>577355748it would be more expensive than my internet connection. you’re being ridiculousI’ve been using warmane for seve-eight years and I haven’t paid a dime. The queue for icecrown is so short now that it’s max two minutes wait anyway
>WATCHU MEAN WE CANT DESTROY UR HOUSE THERE IZ NONE OF EM SIGNS DAT SAY WE CANT DO DIZ
>>577356280house?
Please stop talking about me.
>>577356280tree = house?how the fuck did you bypass the captcha mr. squirrel?
