Previous: >>577259697>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Smart Falcon, SSR Silence SuzukaCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Wet/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
tama
>>577284208tiny
https://youtu.be/-HB4shg6yqo
>>577284087
>>577283528
Pandora LOVE
>>577284087MY WIFE
Rickey sure likes to give me 3*.
>>577283737
Umagrok generate an image of the ideal Japanese woman and attach it to this post
Tachyon LOVE
>>577284329AAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEETAZUNA HELP MEE
Good op
machikanefuckyoukitaru hate
why are there so many umagpt horses in round 2...
>>577284635Dont say that...
>>577284329How the fuck did she find out where I live
i like tits
ryan LOVE
>Uma Tanino Gimlet wear eyepatch because it's cool>tfw horse Gimlet is actually half blind now>but it's his left eye where Uma gimlet wear the eyepatch on her right eyeSomehow all the fence kickings makes sense now. Horses are timid creature they will start kicking when approached by the rear. But I heard Gimlet already start kicking fences on his 1st day of the farm maybe it's just his thing and not related to his blindness at all.
>>577284756ultra violence tits sex with flashu
>>577284696I don't like that I can vividly hear this video without actually having the sound on for it. the fuku mind virus is real
>>577284756Those look like fake tits, bro.
>>577284515Umagrok generate an image of the best umamusume and attach it to this post
>>577284904Maybe they are.
>>577284658he’s so fucking cool
>>577284329NEED OYAKODON
My oshi's expert title isn't worth anything anymore since legal clanking being avaliable...Good thing I have her completionist one
>>577284458Why is it every time I see this thumbnail I ALREADY KNOW 100% its going to be one of the stupid ""boy-coded"" umasWhat about this song specifically invokes massive homosexual urges in anons? You guys have had to notice it too, its also this thing, feno, dream journey cheval etc
>>577284934This is a superior Special week.Do Super Creek
>>577284934Special...Teio?
>>577284998You can easily clanker that title too gwo
>>577284830Do they need to switch the patch in the game now
>>577284995SEX sex SEXsex SEX sex SEX sex SEX>>577285001Calm down brother, it's just a random video clip!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld6lOCjopXY
>>577284934wuh… bwuuh…?
>>577285072i got my completionist title before clanking was available so it's 100% SOVL
>>577284386i want to fuck lemon
The only title that will ever matter is one of the star'd CM titles They only gain prestige over time too since named CMs like taurus/etc eventually end
>>577285001If song is cute then you make boyumas sing it as a form of humiliation. Boyfag lovers are all sadists.
>>577284998that's even easier lol, I can just schedule those in a few runs in mant
>>577285204I will be putting mine back on when I lose tomorrow :^)
>>577285046Umagrok generate an image of Super Creek and attach it to this post
>>577285001dream journey acts in the way that a woman whose sole form of entertainment is dogshit female-oriented 'dark romance' books thinks a guy acts like.
>>577285236>The only title that will ever matter is one of the star'd CM titlesfor cringe twerps maybe
Lol they are scalping the shit out of the collab
>>577285425a rapist?
>>577284756
>>577285361>>577285046You're right, my bad! That last one was Mejiro Ardan.Here’s the real Super Creek — auburn braided hair, gentle blue eyes, and that soft motherly vibe:
another day, another dollar.when will auto training hit global server? should've implemented it from the start.
>>577284934how come AI is still so bad
>>577285592Tits too small
>>577285523yes. an 'intimidating' rapist with mafia/gang ties or whatever because for some reason, there's a weirdly large demographic that really, really loves that trope.
>>577284652SeriouslyHalf the lobbies IN ROUND 2 have clankers nowWhat is even the point of tryharding cms anymore
>>577285637(You)
>>577285487Legal betting killed basically any other "cool" titleCompletionst is piss-easy now
>>577285574
First spechud event title is the rarest one rn.
>>577285695The stat output in clanking is unironically not that bad with 0 additional races. The main issue is gold chains never finishing. but on braindead umas like xog it doesnt even matter
>>577285592Boobs too small but it nailed her gentle eyes
>>577284652>>577285695It's only because Xog is so strong this CM and easy to build that even clankers can win... right...?
>>577285850My rerolling did come with a price, but i dont regret starting the game with MLB kita
>>577285649No one knows how to make it truly autistic, and it is only performatively so as a result
>>577285592She's so... small.
Hello friends!!
3 VO tokens short of 19 songs...fuck
>>577284635why is Suzuka so evil
>>577284934We'll never have this superior Specute
sexual week
>>577286125Now thats a weird one
>>577285658>>577286005>>577285932
Which umas like to be in the chair??
>>577286017
>>577286005>>577285658
>>577286279Tits too....never mind
>>577286303Suzuka
>>577286339@umagrok is this real?
we really are out of posting ideas
>>577286325
u-uoh..? laurel............
I goofed up
>>577286507succubus
Would you smell Tanino Gimlet
>>577286339I want to steal all uma cowtits and give them to flatties instead.
>>577286421L-Light Hello-san?
>>577286476it's time to post your current loooooop
>>577286242
>>577283528>>577286125absolute banger
>>577285689Does this midget look intimidating to you? She's more of a manipulative 'mastermind' than anything really frightening. W*men unironically just get off on being raped and making the violent mafioso rapist fall for them. If Dorija was a guy, she'd be seen as a pychopathic incel creep. She would not have any appeal with the ladies.
>>577286476it's time to start posting our sexual fantasies until cyge gives us something more entertaining to do
>F*lcoDay ruined
making ai-chan watch her mother and I make love..
>>577286618Is /uma/ pro or anti loop
>>577286245
Is there an uma that forces herself on her trainer in story mode, and basically decides on her own that he is now her toreena and needs to step up?
>>577286819Falco won!
>>577287097Fate
>>577286557Of course
>>577287082
>>577287097rulership literally kicks and screams and begs and cries and threatens to drop out of tracen until you agree to be her trainer
>>577287058now that auto is out looping is an absolute good
Gold City smile in my heart
>TM Opera O quickmode is just her narrating the story as Legendary BardOne of the most based uma indeed
>>577286942Maybe I'm just more used to talking with a certain type of woman because yes, i do think she'd still have that appeal.But yeah, the whole manipulative rapist mafioso or whatever archetype is still there.
Yanko is going to (supposedly) stud at Shadai Stallion Stationhttps://x.com/i/status/2087530180537655760
Gimlet has an absolute banger of character song btwhttps://youtu.be/pzuuOHk5UdcBonushttps://youtu.be/m_5Dcp0AGfE
>>577287097You just posted her.
Soul reading with Rickey
>>577287097Super Creek keep winning races if you allow her goo goo babies kink to continue. Oguri and Tamamo comment on it thinking it's some demonic behavior without knowledge of what's happening behind the scenes between (You) and Creek.
>>577287534>*slowly unzips pants*
>>577287097Gran Alegria
>>577287414TM Ugg O sucks and is gay
>>577287414Digitan's quickmode is also self-narrated, it's great
Aside the obvious dick sucking lips joke, what's her deal?
>Decide to auto some joke umas to sandbag>Get a 8 speed uraranyo...
HOLY
>>577287726Grandiose hippy who wants everyone to love her as much as she loves them
>>577287726>Proclaims she gonna win>WinsThey hate her cuz she spoke the truth.
>>577287726You can find out in less than FIVE hours!
>>577287726globe trotting racehorse
>>577287726Commie bitch
>>577287097She's definitely not the most torena-obsessed uma out there, but I still think it's extremely cute that yae goes on a tangent about how great you are and then decides that she won't let you tutor any uma but herself.
>>577287829This is so overhypedIsnt this "game" essentially a Mario party minigame that you get bored of in 30 minutes?(And the sprites were made by a vtuberfag)
>>577287829Will they ever make a modern uma game like granblue, it's only this pixelslop keep getting thrown around
>>577287768She is a good parent for XOguri on some tracks!
>>577287829more I read about cygames, more I am amazed they didn't backrupt themselves before umamusume became a hitlike just google "lost order cygames" and "project awakening cygames"
>>577286507sekkusualso, isn't that a bit big for a 78 bust?
>>577287829nice try intern-kun, you can't hype up this game and nobody cares
>>577287726blah blah eventually evolved skillsI'd imagine it's this one.
Enough with the raids, worthless shitskins.
>>577288062Relink took a DECADE to makeHad massive drama with platinum gamesHad to go through private studios that were not made publicAll to have so-so success and only have a small pocket of dedicated players It 100% lost cygames money, 10 years of development is absurd money
>>577288026wait, what's with that last dialogue?
>>577288298NO REASON MENTIONED
We will all be borrowing Ruby
>>577288114
I dont like how ruby treats hellosShe doesnt have to kiss her she could at least politely friend zone herShe seems like a cunt
>>577288298who knows.
>>577288556>Helios will never see this face
torenadacchis...
Reminder, Leap Forward is enough.
>>577288745no uma would do this
>machan is overrated not even good in LoH guys, Skip>blaze brian is a meme lates are better in longs and longslop never happens, Skip>kita white is a meme fronts are going extinct, skip>PEARL IS MUST GET BECOMES GOD TIER WITH RED SKILLS JUST WAIT LADS USED IN JP noticingNooooticing NOOOOOOOOOTICING
>>577287858And I do.
>>577288817But we're all using ends in CM18
Help. To me it looks like they are nearly identical.
>>577288817>sloptuber advice
>>577287417She wouldn't have mass appeal*. Not like all the big, burly serial rapist werewolf rehabilitation foidslop, at least. She'd have her niche certainly, but women would never love an actual manlet so she'd probably still have the bog-standard 6'1 K-pop fag build with a pair of glasses added on for cool, mad genius megane style points.
>>577288817But we're all using paces in CM18
>>577289007>end(s)>pluralBe honest, anon
>>577288817Yes, I'm positive that spark will come through for you. As they always do.
Imagine video games in an internet where we excluded subcontinentals and south east asians
>>577289007Spurt doesnt work in cm18 retardYou really gonna gamble on xoguri landing after school stroll with no backup skill?
>>577288629heh nice
>>577287829This game would have been better if there were more than 4 mini games. Also weird there wasn’t a rhythm game of some kind.
>>577285574>>577285843now I wanna eat some choco ice
>>577289090how is that any different from relying on 3 heals with 777 as ult proc retard
>>577284087wow who is this baharat beauty
>>577289090Believe in shake it out = pump + intense gaze + spurt
>>577289040Way better than anons here telling you to skip super creek / finemo and all in on fucking fuku speedAnons just refuse to admit how right they are because theyre liberal/Trans so the /pol/ drone conditioning kicks in
>>577288916I don't know why someone is trying to gaslight so hard just because she has a couple fans.
>>577289220>super trainer>neko musume
/uma/ thread is so fucking boring today...im going to the better one
>>577289071Your loops?
cuteCUTE!
>>577289071bwo it's not year 1 anymore we all have 18* white sparks and infinite affinity, auto made parents god tier
>>577289315Its just classic 4chan contrarianism since pearl is ugly
>>577289090You know what also doesn't work for ends On Your Left
>>577289406
>>577289489I mean, it'll fire eventually.
>completely forgot to learn songs before Early Dec Senior Year
>>577289357Hitting the looped whites almost 100% of the time is still a myth to looplets
>>577289409i will single pull her in L'Arc screencap this
>>577289450She's not.
why is there so much angst art of umamusume
>>577289590I screenshotted it so you better deliver, I will be waiting.
>>577289585Just another example of something you don't know unless you're actually doing it.
>>577288745My trainee did this because I got a little too chummy with the waitress last night...
>>577289621which ones?would you still love rice if she became a rock?
>>577289747
>>577289621I really don't think there is. You're almost never going to just stumble into angst art unless you're scrolling through pixiv for hours or twitter decided to show one post about it to everyone
>>577289310>he takes advice from people who gets paid to say whatever shit they can and feel entitled by it
Pearl is so desirable by the community she gets a rerun 2 weeks after the first one!
>>577286507The sakura blooms twice
>make Dirt Pasa for TT>have near perfect run with Mile S, 1550 speed, and 1080 power and wit>but I didn’t use my Nishino Flower parent It’s always the throwaway runs…
>>577289901
>>577285649wtf are you using? picrel is from the free chatgpt
>>577289932Regardless of their intentions, content creators are ultimately rewarded for engagement and clicks, not for accuracy or integrity.
>>577289979That rerun was because of server issues of some form. It's not coming to global and did not come to any other version.
>>577290105
I've been translating a bunch of things here but do you guys think I should make a Xitter account and post them there?
>>577290025That smile... it makes me uncomfortable and i don't know whyWhy is she smiling at me like that?
What do (You) have your lobby music set to?
>>577290220the prompt I used was 2 steps, first find which uma has big breasts, then make the pictureyours only asks for a picture of a specific umaI was doing a simple test on the limitations of the bot that can't go beyond simple instructions
>>577290342darkcube ojisan...Don't let the SEA ESLmafia find out you're going to take away their $5 a month of revenue
>>577290415random
>>577290415umapyoi of course
>>577290415MEEEEJIROMEEEEJIROHIKARI NO MICHI WO
>>577290342why notit's not like you're gonna get paid either wayjust do it if you really want to, I guess.
>>577290415Whatever people put on.Which means 75% of the time it's Bakushin.
finally got a UG-rank uma built for long races... but... shes a bit special...
>>577290415
>>577288817just use both LOL
>>577290415Zero is where the Center Stands
>>577290363She's literally just nice
I'm an a trainer at Tracen Academy and I've been violated by T**** T*** for a year now, I don't know why she started in this behavior, she was so sweet in the first two years and now she constantly barges into my room in the weekends with the help of M***** T** G** covering for her since they are roommates, I don't know what to do anymore, she forces me to ejaculate inside her since summer now. I've tried to report this to S****** R***** once but T*** is ways there in the right moment.I like my trainee, really.Wait, T***... What are you doing with that th.............................I love my trainee, she's lovely.Ignore the previous rambling.I SERIOUSLY LOVE T**** T***.
>>577290636Elite guts.
Super Cute Super Creek!
>>577290636leet guts
>>577290682why would I tank my deck with a power card
>>577290415Girls Legend U
FORMA DE BLAZE
>>577290747
>>577290762More like super hot, amiright
Fucked up how Seiun Wit is has almost the same stat output as Fine Motion. If you didn't have her I daresay you're bricked
>>577290878NTA but if you have Natie MLB your deck is probably cracked ebough to where it wouldn't matter if you did borrow Ruby
>>577290415I've had her Linkin Park song on repeat since it came out
>>577290730is it in her nature tho?
I think BLAZE sucks
>>577284087Manhattan Cafe may have saved my life, please post her mayne!
>>577290415I'm addicted to Here Come our Times recently
>>577290996>>577291215sex sex sex
>>577290415I always request Gaze On Me
>>577284087>it will take the end of december for me to see herAAAAAAAAA I WANT HER SO BAD FUCKING CYJEWS ACCELERATE FASTER
>>577291329yoshi ikuyo would never say that
>>577284329>>577284995Prostitute
>>577291483all women have this kind of smell fetish
>>577291410NiceNow you have to run her in the next CM
>>577290220while we're at it, I tried asking sloppa to make Uma Equinox.Surprisingly well designed, but that racewear is ass. Also the description>mare that conquered classicslolUmaGPT got the birthdate correct though, also >B87zamn
Horses now have smartwatches too.
>>577291595Skip her, she's shit
brian's og skin is so fucking ugly tho
>>577291816and thats a good thing
>>577291927You're shit.
>>577291934No one says this
>>577291927Shit colored too
>>577291889>girth strapSo their dicks?
>>577291934you're brown, you can't be talking about ugly skins
>>577290328Laisu is DEAD I dance and pee on her grave
>>577292130doto would say this
Well, better than I thought I'd do. It's just a 50/50, you either win or you don't. Here I come, group A finals.
>>577292029It's okay to hate tomboy designs
>>577290747This slanderous communication has been noted and the device it was posted from traced. Please report to Director Akikawa’s Office immediately.
>>577291657aieeeeeee! Belno Dark, save me!
>>577291927I don't care about meta, fuck I don't even roll for cards, all I care about is that she is tall and sexo
>>577291934brian doesn't particularly appeal to my dick but this is just lying, she looks cool!
>>577292402>he simps for the DEI umaMeds, now
WWYD?
>>577290415HORA FURISOSOGU
I'M BROWN & I'M PROUDI'M BROWN & I'M PROUDI'M BROWN & I'M PROUDI'M BROWN & I'M PROUDI'M BROWN & I'M PROUDDDDD
>>577292593HmmAnother 10 races
How often would you go out drinking with your coworkers, trainer?
>>577292540>he simps for the dangerously erotic and incredible umame too man, me too....
>triggered the brown meltyMy job here is done
uh oh melty
My meta read was correct if everyone played the game correctly
>>577292647
>>577292701hot as fuck
For me its Tucker
>>577292714White is Right
>>577292701I understand that in Japan you can't turn down an invitation to go drinking from a superior, so I'll probably have to go every week
>>577292730>brown meltyyou mean the guy that seethes about Shichi?
>>577292540Merry Kris S
>>577292898Guess that means every week is a special week!
>>577289021please respond
>>577293023you can't smoke here
>>577292752
Merry Kris S?
>>577292892hishi agartha
>>577293023Only one of them is visible anon
>>577293023What is your question? I see one uma
My trainee's fat tits are negatively impacting her running form...
Do you guys loop once or twice? Skills > sparks or spam it until everything aligns? I remember someone mentioning that parents and grandparents having the skill sparks increase the chances that the new parent gets them too
>>577292952That's a man
Does oonige suzuka + 2 fronts work next cm? Wouldnt suzuka always get angling everytime?
im bringing sweep to cm18straightaway spurt will work with flash forward
>>577293134>>577293154I thought simulation would be enough. I'm getting mixed feeling about these outcomes. Here is second Maru.I'm having hard time determining which umas are better and worse. I made another Maru I thought would be better than Maru2, but she lost every race while Maru2 won like 4 in a row in group B, supported by two debuffers.Maru from first post is 3rd Maru I did and I need to pick one for final race.
>>577292903
>>577293335Wasnt the point to give the runaway just enough stamina to survive just before the end, then gas out and set up your other fronts?
>>577293562Yeah, you're mostly cucking yourself if you bring a runaway with stamina whilst running other fronts
Not falling for the stam gaslight again
>>577287726be ugly and unpopular given pity skill buffs
>>577293546I need to impregnate this woman multiple times in a row.
>>577293530what a rapist
>>577292029I just said it
I just turned down a 3*blue 3*(good)pink 3* URA Finale because the reroll had a better loop ama
>>577292892Holy downgrade, it hurts to look at, look how they massacred my girl.
>>577293530god she's so hot
>>577293562So rabbit then? I was thinking along the lines of oonige with angling but the other 2 fronts with nishino inherit + backup angling..
>>577293721oh no no no NO NO
>>577289021They both plummet at the end even without any debuffers... Have you considered getting some more stamina/recoveries?
>>577293798No
are people really defending this pink car crash of an outfit?the fucking steel boots too
I love this CM
>>577293992
>>577293546Super Creek asks her trainer before challenging the Crowns, how many he wants. She does not specify that she is referring to Crowns.
>>577293883>Coal Shitty>hot
>>577287058/uma/ is pro (You)
>>577293721Wtf are you doing... She can't even run alone without dying, let alone with all the debuffers. Those are sprint stats
>577294184uh oh brown melty
why don't they end races at the corners>le audience gwuoput them at the corner
>>577293992post your favorite uma and i'll nitpick it
>>577293929I did but I saw everyone else with like 1000+ Wit so I thought I'm doing something wrong and hoped to build up stam through lessons. But looks like it's not enough. It feels like I don't know how to play this game and every uma I make is severely lacking in at least 1 field. How important is Wit?
>>577294295McQueenGood luck, she is perfect btw
>>577294295your favorite uma and i'll nitpick it
>>577293884A big niger wouldnt ideally interact with any other fronts. I dont see the point for that unless you set her up to die. Maybe go big niger and lates?
>>577294184>he gets mad at someone else's non-canon fantasiesreconsider your approach to life
>>577294295
>>577294410>purple tranny hair>personality is a one note slapstick trope
seanigga hereim going to bedthe thread will now turn to shit
>>577294615bro this cant be the best you can do
>>577294589>>577294648se x se x se x se x se x se x se x se x se x se x se x se x se x se x se x se x se x se x se x se x se x
>unironic homosexuals in the thread
>>577294648That's a boy
>>577289409I fucking hate this, man
>>577294648Umaboobs...
what did Google mean by this
>>577294665Depends which sea country you are from
>>577294410nta but unironically truemakku rabu...
We're all rolling for Seeking the Meta and 1LB Wooby.
>unironic KUCKS in the thread>>577294785you tell me
>>577294410>flat>ojou-sama>likes eating>fatI got nothing, she is perfect
>>577294727
>>577294837I am borrowing Ruby because I canI am skipping Pearl because I'm broke
>>577294615>hur dur TRANNIESIS THIS THE BEST ZOOMER HAVE TO OFFER!?
>yeppers>pearl>machanthey're milking the mare pullers dry this month....
>>577294898
>>577290415https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPd3qd0hVPk&list=RDnPd3qd0hVPk&start_radio=1
hey
>>577285649>he still uses cloud services
>>577295049Ayup I'm ready to hear a good ol' boomer take round here. Hell. I'll even settle for a millenial to jaw off something
>>577295172wazzup
>>577287726She's pretty
>>577295139No one is pulling for the tranny hag
So, I did 20 careers with spark reroll making grandma Golshi, this is the best I could muster. What are more valuable ones from this trash?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>577295139does anyone know literally anything at all about machan outside of the "don't forget" joke about her
>>577294615I like that with hours and hours of content she has in this kuso gacha that this is the best you could come up with, makween really is perfect
>>577295401Isnt her ult kinda shit? Dont you have other umas that would be better for an endcloser parent?
>>577294382800 is fine, but if you don't have enough stamina, none of them matter. You definitely need a Super Creek in your deck to bolster your stamina and give you a gold recovery
>>577294887There's nothing.
>>577295401Top right is the best for loopa, probably
>>577295524She has great thighsShe is a mareShe is meta for sprints
>>577295586Not parent. Grandma.
>>577295551Sometimes people draw Haru likes she's ready for mating press.
>>577295586It's very shit because the game taxes hybrid skills disproportionately more when dropping to white quality SEE Ignite Spirit Guts.
>>577295401Keep going
>>577295524Lost the hanshin fillies in second behind Vodka, went on to win a G1 sprinters stakes before getting sick and dying and then people simply stopped talking about her. I've heard that the owner of the original horse asked cygames to include her so she wasn't forgotten but I have no idea whether that's true.
>>577295748she's always ready
>>577295524the origin of the "dont forget" joke is her tragic story which is why she is so notable
I'm bored
>>577295639I mean a grandparent can also spark their unique every now and then? I had some good umas that got the off rate unique. Also the blues are kinda bad, most of them anyway. I'd loop or use another parent
>>577295907Holy sex
>Ebayanliterally what has he ever fucking done
Man, what I'd do to be groomed by a rich lady umamusume who'd force me out of my shell.Ideally, she'd kabedon me too.
>>577293721Any that has any combination of umastan+nimble+thh, stroll if you're playing doing endguri next CM. Top right or left 3rd from top looks ok
>>577287414>>577287725kawakami princess does this too, but more in the style of a "previously on" segment like her favorite anime
Post something nice
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>>577296260
Speed or wit sparks for next cm
>>577296478some (not too many) Stam sparks def wouldn't hurt.
>>577296353
>>577290556ok i did ithttps://x.com/ChiyoTransyou guys will support me through my trans experience, right?
>>577294785Pokkino
>>577296390holy jiggie
>>577296213my freaking hero
I just had a vision of the futureDaring Tact will be playable on the 5.5 anniversary
>>577296686What Sirius is doing here.
>>577296765Never ever
>>577296609Never kiss a jobber
>>577296608Thanks for using my stupid Chiyonotes image as your pfp
>>577296890Sirius probably would not leave that up to you
>>577296609this is rape
>>577291880Now do Finger.
I feel dumb for never finding out that they also have their profiles available now.
>>577296765Holy schizo
>>577297094
>>577297019Jobbers are known for having bad breaths
I juat had a vision of the future. Me, being raped in approximately 3.5 hours by 400 rolls for Wooby.
>>577297412400?? For a skill card?
>>577293091
>>577297194Holy Short SkirtPure Sex
>>577297412Are you crazy? That many rolls for her?
>>577297605Best ningen
>>577293798
>>577295907
>>577297727Peak pairing
>>577297514>>577297703
>>577294785
>>577297978714? What does that mean?
>>577295172>>577295238how's it goin'?
You will never catch me dumping 30k carats for one (1) gold skill
>>577295748she really wants sex even if she doesn't understand what it is and will likely never find out just like the real Urara
>>577297194Why doesn't she have a catalog of voicesAnshi~~~n
just get lucky LOL
Beach bancho
>>577296085hey bored, I'm bwo
>>577298586holy SEX
>>577298586>tomboy>slut outfitKill it with fire
Thankfully I play pace as god intended so I am the of the chosen and dont need to pull on retarded non core banners
>>577297727now I need a doujin fucking the whole family
>>577298657the only one here dying to fire is you burning in hell condemned for your extreme homosexuality
>My trainee's AC exploded
>>577298961
>>577298264clancey...
>>577299106muscular woman still have real vaginas, something you'll never have tranny
4/5 auto borrows done50 minutes and I go jerk off my _ _ _
Sneeding The Hag is only for REAL hag lovers.
I've only played GL manually five(5) times so far
>>577299379pan?Is this what pansexuals due?
>>577299316>t.neil druckmann
>>577299512thanks for letting us know
>>577298962She doesn't have all that
I love you bros
>>577299691retard
>>577299691kinda gay ngl
>>577299691bwo...
>>577299691bro...
>>577300012Tickezo... Is...HOT?
>>577299661yuh huh
>>577293243true beauty is masculinestupid round feminine faces are ugly
>>577299691I hate you
>>577300365You don't have to hide your love for cocks bro
Would you lose?
>He doesn't know
i don't get the same warm and fuzzy feelings from RP-ing with my ai chatbot anymore...
>>577300624I'm not convinced
>30 minutes >no post are you ok?
>>577300168TOO HOT UWAAAAA
>>577299691please don't kill yourself bwo...
>>577300579Lose what?
>>577300638If you were ever after anything but cheap sex thrills from an AI chatbot you lost from the beginning, especially with how many times you have to retry a prompt to get anything satisfactory.
>>577300579I never lose
LOSER TRAINER!XOGURI PLAYER!NICE NATURE DEBUFFER!OPEN LEAGUER!B-RANK FINALS!3RD PLACE!YOU!
>>577300775How can i do it if my heart full of love?
>>577299691Its k bro.
comfy hours…
>>577300775Sometimes I pretend to be a long-running member of a /vg/ community and I make some cheesy "Goodbye my bros" post just to see all the people telling me not to kill myself. Am I a bad person?
>>577300927Still too fast for that
now that the CM is almost overhow are you feeling
any bratty nonnies?
Neo Cutie
>>577301240I want to rape Falco
>>577299691
Cute Universe
>>577301114Is comfy slow or less schizo posting
>>577301240
>>577300927Do NOT check mambo's rank
>>577301240Absolutely nothing
>>577301418Usually one comes with the other
>>577301243if you said this like 2 months ago I'd say yes. but i'm long past that time
>>577301660lemon...
If I run an end closer for finals, how much power is TOO little power? I feel like 800 is too little but I'm struggling to break that barrier
>>577301706
>>577301808try for 950-1000
>>577301660dw i was fishing for someone else, now i know you're not who i was looking for
>>577301706sure I guess, if that's who you want me to be
>>577301987I'm looking for bratty nonnies too
>>577302059do the little spaz out he does it's cute
Why cant you guys be normal
>>577301987>FishingJust say their name
>>577294785Pull it.
>>577302119Because I'm so bored of GL
Sex with Kashimoto (caffeinated)
Good night friends!
>>577302493Good night bro
>>577301659
>>577302106next time bring a script then because idk who that is>>577302493umasuminasai
Why can't umas be real
>>577302616And despite being this unbearably sexy, she will NEVER score her trainer. Tragic really
>>577302106I WILL NOT! and I am definitely NOT GAY!!
>>577302060there is only room for one of us here>>577302204no
>>577302716Satono Wifemond
>>577301240Practically nothing. The only amusing thing about CM17 was that people gave so little shit about it that they brought their ai umas as aces and win occasionally.
>>577301240Dread. I don't wanna lose to a hog by a neck and miss out on the song.
>>577299512I played it 3 times and made a super xog menace that got me into A finals right away on my 3rd try.
>Bad/Normal mood for 40 races
Umapiss actually has many health benefits
Barely even motivated to make any aces for the next cm tbdesu
>>577302974you took too long topro
hachimi
>>577303172sadly very accurate in the last few weeks
>>577302060yada
>>577302974nooo....
>>577299512Same.
>>577302769heh thank you
>>577303172You joke, but this general has been suspiciously more fruity than usual lately
>>577302802Not exposing meself bwo
>>577299512i had only done 2 manual GL runs until the doors opened to register for CM>>577303356then i got that shit out of the way relatively fast afterwards
>>577288817>>577289310how many mant wins?
>>577303956post it
do we expect domslop in the next cm as well
>Should I pull on the budget skill card useful for backliners for the next 2 years?>No, because the color is orange, and Orange bad
>>577304292Its dom slop all the way down to theend now.
>>577301240i made it inwinning is non-zero
>hit by double dominator literally right at the last second before the finish line
>>577304353Mind telling me why you are subbed to that troon?
>>577301240I am amazed at the amount of umagrok horses in round 2feels like a third of the player base gave up
>no xogyou have no excuse
>>577304721I'm not a whale
post browns
>>577304721He made both of those fronts within 2 days. True WItGOD
I need to be comforted by Taiki Shuttle with a big hug from her.
>>577304353I’m vouchering it for 0lb at anni for the skills
>>577300818its over...
top gun trots in the umayon anime, but no girl ever trots in the game... cygay...
>>577303356Thanks for reminding me. I gotta do 1 more manual run to finish those out.
>>577304836sexing the pearl
>>577304836I'm normally more of a boyuma type of guy but holy FUCK she's hot
>>577290415Hoppity Sunny Days. It's just a happy, upbeat song that puts a smile on my face whenever I hear it and I love the Golden Generationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMYxwN03Gyk
>>577303105This CM proved to me that you don't even need to try. Just clank a debuffer and clank an ace too
>>577304871
>>577302493Good night lilbro
I love boobs
>>577304553Get off my ass, you don't care
the sloptuber wars have begun
>>577305776bratty communist needs correction
>>577305024Power Ruby card user in the back
>>577304353kwab>>577305776>"a mathematical analysis"settle down, sloptuber
>>577305635brown uma with white daughter
I'm running End Oguri. Just like the last Mile CM. And every future Mile CM.
>>577304715This cm was a nightmare to train for
>>577306014oyakodon
>>577305635>>577306014>choco and vanilla oyakodondont mind me
I'm bored with the CMslop cycleIs anyone tryharding team trials here? i looked at top 100 and it looks like gl + witmaxxing is the way to hit above 1.2 mil?
>>577305776he's right for once3 speed 2 wit is non-negotiable, unless you're willing to high roll on top of everything else. not greatcharacters like taiki can probably manage quite well with 2/2/1/1, but she's the exception along with any speed wit growthers
>>577303364I liked the one where someone called him the worst player in /uma/
Is daiichi ruby the uma within the scope of the paid 3* selector for second anni?
>>577306191
>>577306348They have also seeded the pool of opponents with incredibly dogshit rankslopped teams to race against and score higher than they would against other players
>>577306405She comes out literally right after then so no
>>577288817>>577305776Didn't this faggot say to skip Neicha? And now I'm supposed to use Neicha instead of Ruby?
>>577306605He not only said you should skip her but also MLB'd hear LMAO
>Why is there no detailed description of uma uniques>
I'm getting a little concerned that even in round 2 i can count on one hand the amount of times i saw a team with more than one frontrunner on itbut i guess it's too much to ask for trainers to have both Falcon and Rickey on hand..
I should do this before I forget, been really busy. Wish them luck!
>>577306605
>this youtuber said that youtuber saidnone of this matters
>>577306819copaco is tall
rate day 4 of cm17
>>577306697To be fair, uma is far more complex than fehThat's basically the autistic nip custom to over explain shit with too many words instead of making it simple, like in ygo, where concepts repeatedly used are stated in every instance of said effectNow try to explain how the fuck anything works in uma without a fucking powerpoint
>>577306605Skip if you are not a whale
>>577306894We love that
>>577306941I just barely made it because of Maruzensky's fat ass
Come to Tomakomai
>>577306468any known names?
>>577306540Aww. Thanks. Still,pulling om seeking the pearl anyway
>>577306697>>577307016
>>577306605Neicha was buffed it was not like that before
>>577307060
Hogbros...
So I'm coming in late but for Grand Concert....is it retarded to stack a single support of each stat to just try and spam the priority training/friendship bonuses? It very much feels like the campaign wants you hitting friendship bonuses and fishing for concert stats more than actually traiing.Or at least getting it so that the supports are almost always on their stat of choice.
>>577307091Nyo as this shit is shared in private groomcord circles.
>>577307246Woah you've beaten a horse 8 ranks lower? holy SHIT
>>57730694115/20
>>577306697Just put literal transcriptions of any conditions and preconditions ingame and put the explanations... elsewhere.
>>577301461Mambo? The A+ club?
>>577307386Mambo is a B club and will always be a B club.
>>577307285>to stack a single support of each statWhat would this accomplish?
>>577301461Do NOT check Mambocchi's fan count
>>577307386I'm still leaving unless danchud kicks the bottom 10 retards
>>5773069415/5/4/4i feel dirty but it is what it is
>>577307285>So I'm coming in late but for Grand Concert....is it retarded to stack a single support of each stat to just try and spam the priority training/friendship bonuses?you'll eventually have to rest a lot, which offsets any benefityour facilities would barely get to high levels either and your rainbows would be mid
>>577307318Slain another one of your friends, now only 3 ranks lower!
>>577307463Basically trying to get enough priority training bonuses so that you've got friendship trainings near constantly on most stats so you can stack up the vocal/concert stats to snag as many of those as possible.
>>577301461
>>577307016
>>577307520if a life is taken... a new one must be made
>>577307484is he locked in basement with a gun to his head or something? this is scary
>>577307596I don't see how taking different types of cards helps you get friendship trainings more often though.
it's crazy how digitan's racewear shows off her tummy and her thighs and her armpits and her beautiful flat chest holy fuck
>>577307637Everyone bringing in 25m+/day is sweeping, right?
>>577307590>Slainback to your trooncord slayer
Falco don't laugh...we may have stomped them, but the real deal is tomorrow
>>577307384I like MtG system of inserting a concept with a simple word or symbol, and only explain in detail the ones that have a special rulingIn ygo they overexplain everything but keep the secret rulings under manuals nobody ever reads because they're too busy reading what the cards they already have do for the upteenth time to see if there's a colon, semicolon or comma
>>577307761The idea is to spread them over the multiple stats so you're always got a friendship training available and can get the constant dual training sorts like Vocals/Cool/etc instead of trying to fish those out of a standard training
>>577307520she killed my wife...
>>577307790Definitely yes
>>577307913you'll just end up with your speed card on stamina, your wit card on stamina, your stamina card on guts, your power card on wit, your guts card on speed, and light hello didn't even show up.
>>577306697>>577307851>>577307016I'm all for games going "Easy to learn and play, hard to master", it's a logical principle to design your game by. But the absolute non-sense Japs keep pulling for some reason is convoluted bullshit that helps literally no one.
>>577305776LightBirb is a good umatuber.
>>577307721My wife and unborn child.
>>577308076I like him and his statistics. Every community needs a statistics guy
>>577307913But you could take six speed cards and that'd just mean you'd almost always have friendship training available on speed. I don't think the system works the way you think it works.
>>577307789not enough people realize digitan is sexo
I hate xoggers
>>577308065I suppose.I'm just trying to figure out how to maximize the campaign as it feels very awkward to get stats compared to Unity
>>577308128
>>577307510They're active
Whyyy can't it actually roll until bingo, not just 25
>>577308243Good thing most of them a braindead
>>577308247The scenario was solved by both the japanese and koreans long ago. You bring 2 speed cards, 2 wit cards, light hello pal card and 1 flex depending on growth rates or if you need a specific gold skill.You need 2-3 speed cards to get to the new speed cap, the wit cards let you regain energy while still training and Light Hello gives energy via dates and tokens when you clik on her trainings sometimes
>>577308201That would be another way to do it.I'm just trying to figure out how it works as the stat gains/trainings just feel very weird/off compared to what I'm usually running
>>577308303I hate dickey
>>577308196The answer is simple and it should not require umatuber analysis
>>577305776LightBirb is the most autistic man in the planet and I trust him with my life.I despise VF for being a fake oshi player.
>>577308393Yeah it is a strange-feeling scenario. (Personally I like it though.)
Final winrate! I like how it's in rank order too, but not like that actually matters.How did my fellow ethicalbros do? Saw some of your posts previous thread, but I lost them. Feel free to show them off! Bonus points if you never swapped any of them out
>>577308393The probability of a friendship training being available is1 - Prob(Everyone is on the wrong facility)And that last bit is only affected by their special priority, not what any support card's stat specialty is.
>>577308497>>577305776they both have the same conclusion you moron
>>577308497VF telling people to skip seeking the pearl and use the paid ticket, he has no joy in his heart
>>577308563sovl
>>577308428Sloptubers do that because it gives them moneyWhat can be said in a paragraph they milk for minutes for the ad-revenue from retards who should just look for the tl;dr themselves
>>577308558sex
I'm going in
>>577308381Well, I don't have Light Hello but I suppose I could try the general build with a different pal to see how it goes. >>577308515Its an interesting concept but it feels VERY weird.I'm finishing a run with some decent-ish stats but minimal races. I also feel that Unity may be getting me better results but that could simply be confirmation bias >>577308578Ah, ok.
>>577308542I'll post my winrate for kissies!
>>577308542>ethical>look inside>BUUUUHHIIIIIIIIIIIIII
LightBirb is a Tickezo oshi so you should be nice to him
>>577308718????
>>577308706Shichi sex
why not just borrow ruby if you need her
>>577308542how is your wr so garbage after playing shitter hours
>>577308798Show me yours :)
>>577308714kys
>>577308743>Soulful uma>Soulful running styleYeah he won
>>577308713>No light helloYou'll probably have to borrow her the whole scenario. Her unique effect reducing the energy cost for friendship trainings and token events are vital. Other pals only give dates and thats not enough to warrant a slot.
Moralfagging really transcends all types of games and franchises huh
>>577308714I'll follow your twitter instead!
>>577308779Because i need to borrow Tachyon...
yea im buhimaxxing i dumped 200 rolls on yeppers to get destroyed by xoggurs and debuffers
>>577308779Shhh, that'll destroy the drama, that's no fun
>>577308779Borrow slot locked to natie please understand
The truth of the matter is that Lightning Surge works best in a lobby where everyone in the lobby is competently built. Your backliner has to be in 5th or worse, after all.Tell me, /uma/, after this CM, do you feel confident that everyone in any given lobby will have 3 competently built aces?
>>577308648TL:DR>Are you a backliner main?>Do you have to borrow your style wit card? (Neicha/CB)If yes to both, it is worth it to try and LB1. She is useful for 6 of the next 12 CMs.Otherwise, borrow. If you do not pull her here, it is worth vouching her at the next anniversary.Saved you however many minutes.Also if you are a Late main, you should slot in one of Brian or Biko power into your pull plan.
>>577308995I got beat by a yeppers and they had my full respect and admiration>>577309057My plan is to voucher her and cope at 0lb even without the stam bonus
>>577309052yea?im running an end closer
>>577308706I immediately regret sandbagging for these ANIMALS
>>577309052Oh noooo my backliner pushed ahead of all the mediocre pace chasers (one of the most popular strategies btw) and is now 4th and procced oyl and nimble nav and only has 3 chumps ahead of her. How will I win now without lightning surge?????
>>577309057See? Not a hard thing to doThough I must admit, it must be nice to get paid for basically stretching simple words into a novela or repeated and redundant concepts
>>577309254AIIIEEEE STOP DOXXING ME
>>577308906Reading is good for you
>>577309183Daring Strike and a full suite of midgame makes it very hard for end closers to not hit 4th
>>577309303>nimble navzlozhazho..........
>>577308936>xog melty
>>577309057I thought you were going to stop posting about biko and brian
>>577309254>Ethanol
My xog has 1300 speed, 900 wit, and her only accel is festive miracleIf you lose to her in the finals you only have yourself to blame
>>577309484>PEEE
>>577307386How did they've managed to crawl back to A+? Their graph look like something out of a B+ club.
>>577309442The temptation was too strong
>>577309098
>>577309052You are supposed to inherit nishino unique on your paces
End Xoguri is the only backliner that can consistently proc leap forward and even then its like a middling 79% chance to proc everything
Chiyoposter was behind the fr*nch propaganda?
Hayashi is stealing our content...
>>577309547anything is possible with the power of LOVE not that you would understand
>>577309341well the other lates are pushing up too!r-right?
>>577309547I guess we're just lucky!
>>577309617It was a cheeky inclusion, got a chuckle out of me
>>577287426so if yanko comes out of the BCC this year in good order they are gonna actually attempt the arima kinen?
>>577306348I've started hitting 1.1 mil on a high roll, and I still haven't updated quite a few of my team. So yeah it works well Probably wouldn't be too hard to hit top 100 if you wanted
>>577309321Information should be free and easy to access
NOOOO RIIIIIIIIIICKEYDO NOT TOUCH THE FURNITUREANYTHING BUT THAT
>>577309696>redditor hanging out in redditcorddelist wheeeen
>>577309696>HayashiWho?
>>577307386Autis/uma/bros our response???
Post the TamaLove graph
>>577309052I'm bringing 2 paces 1 endI know for sure some retard will bring frontsand vodka will be there ezpz
Saw a triple ace Ug all-clanker team..
I haven’t played competitively for the past 2 CMs. What did I miss?
>>577309696who is this and why am I supposed to care
>>577310105danchou of haythere
>>577310059Ms. Victoria got added to the game
>>577309793Let's be honest, there's already too much information out there with free and easy access, but not enough willingness to consume itThat's why it's valuable for podcasters/youtubers that are interested in those very niche and complicated topics to share them. Some do it better than others but I've learned a lot about guns, astronomy, literature and mythology protip: you know they're the real deal when they add the source, and in the case of guns, have a southern accentI do not appreciate gacha youtubers because it's all explaining the obvious and regurgitating whatever a chink/gook site said
>>577310105brooo pleeeeease care about my nothing drama pleaaaase give me a (you)
>>577308714kiss yourself NOW
>>577309793wtf whyinformation should be gatekept
>>577309939Holy shit. LMAO
>>577310297Wife
>>577310330First sex, now information?
Real brown hours
>>577309052Isnt this true in every CM lobby? With any position dependent skills things will go way fucky if other aces or even debuffers that fall out of position are in the fieldkind of like an expert fighter getting messed up by a noob (both irl and in vidya) because assumptions on how to fight properly go out the window
>>577310386AIIIIIEEE DOXXED
>>577310386justice for golddude he deserves better (not /jew/ club)
>>577310517Wouldn't have it any other way
>>577309696That meme looks funny can you post it
>>577310386brvtal
>>577310386I wish I could save them
>>577306819>>577307246>>577307590>>577307805>>577308542Hi Umama, why are you changing your typing style?
we care about clvb drama
>>577310713
>>577310680Almondanchou......
>577310694Meds
>>577310386How can you guys allow this? Like what's even the point of letting the leeches get away with that?
>>577310694Leave my gf alone
uh oh stinky
imagine actively looking for someone so you can mass quote them, very sane
imagine changing how you type so you can change your persona because everyone hates your other persona
Next thread should be about Boobs.I love boobs.
>>577311450>>577311450>>577311450
imagine being mad at someone for trying to shit up the thread less because of schizos
>>577311439>>577311439>>577311439
>>577311482>>577311465Sausage, /uma/
>>577311478I wonder who could be behind that
>>577297496>>577297661400 for human rights LB1 as luckgod demands
