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>>577334282Mun!
Thank you for getting me the fuck outta that erp chamber
rogue thread>>577333664>>577333664>>577333664this is the right one
this one
>>577334282thank you
>500 front debuffs in Ruby's cardWhat are Helios and Ruby even? Friends? Acquaintances?
>>577334405wtf is a bae
Can you auto the trainer aptitude thing
>>577334682you... could say that...
>>577334725yes
>>577334725Yeah why not
>>577334725I got easy A in the sprint test with auto no idea about how well it does with the others
>>577333664>>577333664>>577333664Go here for non-V-thread.
>>577334841rent free
>>577334725if you can hit the stats but it's really hard to do that
>>577334405What the HELL did she mean by this
>>577334405noba to my boba is a new one
>>577334841No I don't think so
Someone out there will only do autos until 2030 triple tiara winner Rapist Filly releases in 2033
>>577334550Dunno why retards still go to his retarded troll threads
This one.
>>577335185I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that was the case
>>577334282MUN!
>>577335290heroes shouldn't be around villains
>>577335290honestly it's pretty cute these 2 are roommates
>>577335376They are both heroes.
>>577335290Why does she like Scotland so much anyway. She's Japanese no?
>>577335376RAISU IS MY FUARKING HERO
>>577335547who wouldn't hate scotland...
I don't understand there's no fucking way 1 gold skill raped me
>RS Stamina>Mad dash>Nothing ventured>Runaway>Second windBring me Kyoto 3200
>>577335614Mel Gibson
>>577335701it can definitely happen
>>577335575Many say this.
>>577335741I'm waiting for oonige to actually be viable
>>577335575>>577335506she is a VILLAIN
>>577335892SHE COULD NEVER
I won't give Pearl any more daily pulls
Oh thank god, the Trainer Aptitude Test can be done in auto.
>>577335825They aren't? They'd often cuck my Falco out of ulting simply by existing
>>577335892This is a villain?
>>577336057cutest villain
>>577336057RAISU cute RAISU rape
>>577335925She did and would and could>>577336057YeahThat cute face is a TRICK
>>577335701I mean it was pretty common in MANT atleast
>>577335969SHAKUR MARKED
>>577333664>>577333664>>577333664you can stop one man army spamming the thread gwo just join the real thread already
>>577336057yes
>>577335701Turbo Sprint goes crazy like that.
No more
>>577336420seethe I guess
>>577333664>>577333664>>577333664use the non-botted thread thanks
>>577336602It's not tho?
>>577336498You need to go for ATLEAST A TENNER
>>577336193This is a trick?or treat?
>>577336420>>577336602uh oh
>>577336741braito is too ladylike
>>577336802he's mad MAD
>>577336741Bright is such a cute and good girl.
>>577336746Maybe 1 (one) cm finals ticket
>>577336932Oh right that's soon, I forgot even though I got into A
Comfy thread here since all the retards are in the other one
>>577337048You can see V and Umama coordinating shitposting there
>>577335741>Mad DashMad dash drains you more than murmur
>>577337213They've been doing that for months
>>577337273I know and it's sad to see
>>577337048I wish IP counts were still shown
>>577336420I knew the Satonos were behind the thread splits...RELEASE THE FILES
>>577337245Palmer's unique is a whole gold recovery worth so it's chill
>>577337329I sure wish that too so I could see their thread be just 2 of them coordinating attacks at someone else
>this is what they sound like when they're talking to one another, right?
>>577337375Neicha became a wagie..
feel like janis are leaving 2 threads up for their own entertainment
>>577337610yeah bwo everyone is one person, meds
>>577337329Don't need IPs when it's already proven V posts multiple times
>>577337662They'll decide based on thread activity. This is a fight for survival
>>577337616Everyone would choose Teio over Neicha, so she eventually had no one
>>577337662They gave up after the meganuke
>>577337676the nukes have been funny to witness atleast
>let's counterbake to keep talking about himYeah... he won
>>577337676>VBut he should be sleeping at this hour.
nice thread retards just more drama here
>>577337850Unfortunately he befriended the other biggest schizo so they're unstoppable now
My trainee is a sperm thief. I didn't give her permission to take my white stuff.
>>577337947implying you had a choice...
>>577337876Don't waste your cooldown here, your necro needs bumping.
I've been making my way through the live show DVDs and was a little stunned to see Happy Meek show up.Also hearing Creek's VA call herself "mommy" is something else.
>>577338106he argues with someone else in the other thread while posting here on another device
>nice drama>comes here to start drama
>>577338158I genuinely think Creek's seiyuu is a model or something because she knows how to act in front of a camera
>>577338239Just umama things
>>577338259Are you new to this industry?They're all used to this stuff, they start doing all kinds of otaku gigs before hitting the big job.
>>577337759Were there more compilations of his nukes where he talks about himself
>Watch vod of today's VF stream>He has a melty every 30 minutes>His win rate was so low he had to do emergency ace runs for finalsKek
>>577338404I'm not, I know most of the seiyuu in uma did the small scale otaku stuff, creek's seiyuu just feels special even more
>>577338468not yet but it will happen more surely
>kiwifarm-esque threadnice one retardstalk about uma musume...if you even can given your obsession
>>577338490Is flash forward REALLY that meta changing though? Shouldn't your lates be up on the corner in like 4-3 if you built them correctly?
>>577338529Had a laugh looking at the deleted ones here https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569519481/
>>577338545You're embarassing yourself
>>577338656I think it's extremely good and makes backliners basically the win condition next CMsure Oyl might me just enough but still
I haven't played her career a single time
>>577338503She's decent, though I think you might also have a little crush.
>>577338676keep thinking about another man homo
>>577338748is it all TT fans then
>>577338745I guess I'll have to test it, there's no way I'm rolling for it though I'll just voucher it
>>577338798>man
>>577338748Why are you lying
>>577338656That's why you take Ryan flash nishino to secure at options
>>577338752Maybe a bit, though she is just extremely pretty
>>577338894Pump, Leap forward, Nishino + OYL
>>577338817>>577338880I'm gonna loop
>>577338894I feel like as they get stronger there's going to be a problem where they overshoot, do they pace down if that happens?
>>577338994GL finding a good leap parent when everybody is looping uma nimble racing stam pttm
>>577339102there's some leap forward parents but it's nothing special so far
Today was a good day.
>>577339041the 40 year old looooooper
>>577339057Pace Down only happens in first half. Late's goal this CM is to stack up on corner velocity and get carryover from it. That + one of the accels + looped late race is the best outcome. That's why you stack up on accels to cover multiple positions, so that you can hit accel even in frontless lobbies with budding bosom
>>577339041Do Fuji's career.
>>577338656I wonder if it'll make things a bit nuts on races where it and Straightaway Spurt are on.
>>577339102Someone will start a proper loop now that the gold skill is out...
>>577339290Naruhodo... thank you
stealing trainers
>>577339553Ayabe would do that
missed a conversation after clicking on something else award
>>577339553
>wins the fucking lottery>"bweeeeeeeeeeeeh, I can't do it..."are you for fucking real
first try
update alreadyuseless sack of data
>>577335290
>>577339865I cannot be fucked to take the tests seriously
>>577339553>curren is being annoying at night>do your thing trainer-kun>*drops dorm key*What did she mean by that?
>>577339738we fucked on curren's bed
>>577339947Do trainers have to do correction?
>>577339865atleast you can auto it
>>577339938Tazuna, disintegrate this man's trainer license
Never used my year 1 selector. These are the umas I'm missing. I'm a week away from Seiun Sky from legend races and then plan on farming Digitan next.Is there anyone here good for CMs or TT?
>Decide to throw a single 10 roll on Seeking the Pearl despite having a bunch of Sprint Umas already for the hell of it>ECRIPSE FIRST, THE REST NOWHEREWow I sure wish I had this luck when I did FORTY FUCKING 10 ROLLS on the tachyon/hello banner and only got a single copy of each.
Which bread do I use
>>577340116Digitan I guess for this CM? otherwise all of these are kinda oshi picks
>>577340045Curren would let that happen
5 out of 20 jiggums complete in the gigajighttps://jiggie.fun/QYUoZS>https://jiggie.fun/QYUoZShttps://jiggie.fun/QYUoZS>https://jiggie.fun/QYUoZShttps://jiggie.fun/QYUoZS
>>577340225Do you want to erp or talk about the game
>>577340116Digitnan can literally run anywhere
>>577340116Fine Motion is decent in CM18
>>577339931Cute!
>>577340323
Ok, what skill prevents my trainee from taking the inner rail before the late race and jobbing by refusing to pass the slow fat ass blocking her? So stupid.
>>577340116Digitan can save your dirt roster for TT atleast
Ignore cards and innate golds. Should i run Vodka or Grass for next CM?
>>577340084Every day after training and before bath
>>577340116Digitan is almost always easy for CMs and can hard carry a team with exclusive access to Superstan. Less exciting as a dirt ace now that Rickey is a thing, though.Wedding Mayano has moments but she's a lot more fiddly and much more niche.New Years Haru Urara never comes up in legend races.
Laughed at this post >>577340423. Pot calling kettle black
>>577340164Are you me? My Uma luck is insane but card luck is abysmal. I haven't spent on umas legit since XOguri. I've pulled my goal of NY Opera, Cheerleader NN, and Copano Rickey using tickets. Meanwhile 0 Fuku in 400. 0 NTR in 200. 0 Maru Speed in 200. And now 2 of each LH/Tachyon in 400 which is below odds but almost feels like a miracle with how bad my support pulls go.
>>577340423Why are you talking about yourself
>>577340094it's giving me an excuse to do runs while i wait for fm/maru rerun instead of just auto'ing all day so i won't use the GPT to pass my tests
>>577340469There's a physics class about this
>>577340116Halloween Rice!
how do I clank the trainer event? just the usual clanker deck on GL or is it another build?
>>577338259Yeah, she definitely feels more natural around the camera. She has appeared 7 times in PakaLive TV and in all 7 she was the MC. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unm5hV4wcX8
>>577340116I'm surprised how bad this selector is honestly outside of digital
>>577340469Nimble Nav will sometimes throw you all the way against the outer rail.At least you're hard to duel out there, maybe that's what you want if your guts sucks.
>>577340835Very low chance to get a card's gold skill so it doesn't matter, do the usual. Maybe sprint focus to get 1200 speed
What uniques for Furawa?
>>577340886she's so pretty it's crazy
>>577340886>40 year oldwtf?
>>577340230>>577340325>>577340491>>577340565Should I just forget farming her next and ticket her now and farm for someone else instead after Seiun Sky?My dirt roster is okay. I have Oguri, Taiki, Festival Gold City, Smart Falcon, and I luckshitted Copano off daily pulls and a couple tickets but I do know digitan is flexible.>>577340887Mostly because I've been lucky enough to get the good-great early umas. It's also a good thing I didn't use my ticket early because the two good umas I didn't have were Rudolph and Smart Falcon which I pulled off rate during MANT.
>>577341025Ha! Anon has a crush on an older Japanese lady!
>>577340116wait which one did i use this on?i dont remember one with boob pasa
>>577341008Pulse and Vaudeville
>>577340886That's a predator
>>577341270the prey? me
>>577341270YOU WOULDN'T SAY THAT TO HER
>>577341094She's 39.
>>577341270god I wish
>>577335547she's named after a scottish hero, but yes she's japanesewhat's funny is that the owner's other G1-winning horse, Zenno El Cid, is Irish
>>577340526Vodka. Train Grass for the Arima Kinen
>>577341270No, this is.
no one rolled?
>>577341618Creek is a better predator
>>577341618THE DEMON OF BABYLON DISGUISES ITSELF WITH THE COAT OF THE RIGHTEOUS
>>577341690I rolled until I got 1LB.
>>577341418Of course I wouldn't, I'd freeze like a deer in the headlights.>>577341396>>577341457>>577341618I didn't mean it like that but I wouldn't mind the neechan play either
>>577341160the few remaining eggs in her carton are reserved for hafu making
>>577341690just using the good ol' selector
>>577341690I settled for a cheap 0LB
Best Uma for me? I'm a short elementary school boy that doesn't know better.
>>577341847Rickey cucks you with her trainer
>>577341847
>>577341094japanese girls look great until they hit like 50 or 60 then they shrink
Do I have to run one of my dominators as a front for the finals to avoid a pace promoted XOg? Using a late ace.
>>577342054The japanese people really are blessed
>>577341719She really thinks she's scary
>>577342146You don't have to but there's a give and take with that fucking you over as well
>>577341690tempting but i cant be 1lbing everything that looks appealing
THE SCHIZOS ARE LOSING YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES>not even in the thread till now>schizos talk about me in hereLMAO
Rate my struggle
>>577342219based
>>577341690borrowing from piggies
>>577342146Yes, it's worth it. Slows down XOguri's pace and if she overtakes she won't have u=ma2 as a backup, though she still has a 75% chance to fuck you
>>577342219They're feeling lonely go give them some company
>>577341690I kind of consider it but ehhhh I dunno
>>577342203She looks like the only 1lb great card this scenario, the other "options" are clearly whale or nothing.I don't play backliners very often and I was going for the creek banner anyways
>>577342240stronger will than me/10
>>577341847Oneechan will take good care of you.
>>577341690>You HAVE to roll for this card you'll only use for two distances and two styles.
>>577342419isn't palmer stam fine at lb1
>>577342240Why not late? You have oyl + ruby's gold?
>1x 3star in 80rolls (not Pearl)>losing finals to oguri (again)>my oshi is a IesbianI should just kill myself
So why did the Seiunfag side with the schizo duo?
>>577341618Rickey wishes she was on the level of Creek's CV
>>577341690we all decided power cards are trash that brick you today
So why did the Creekfag side with the schizo trio?
>>577342539It is a late...
>>577342752DOBER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>577342240sucks that havent been able to really run cafe since the first cm right after she came out. >inb4 mutate!!mutation is exhausting, and doing it during mant was a fat never. Supposedly her valentines is pretty great, it has end A - so our time will come. Though gonna have to use og outfit cuz that val outfit is fugly as hell
>>577333664>>577333664>>577333664
>>577342752oh... If I were you I'd rather borrow Neicha for OYL and get leap forward from legacy instead. Buffed OYL is actually really damn good in shorter track
>>577342867thanks for the bump?
>>577342553club?
>>577342161American woman pleasant surprise
>>577342904OYL is probably still the safest choice, the card is also good for wit trainings overall
>>577341926>>577342437I need my mummy...
>>577341690https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUIDD7-dd7U
>>577342904You'll want a lot of wit since the final spurt is downhill
I just jacked it to christmas Rice and Urara. I am not proud to have corrupted my uma daughter
>muh daughterfunice reddit trash
>>577342198>>577342337I'll probably go with a front dominator, then. Thanks for the input.
I love rolling for support cards!
Go bump your dead thread lol
>>577342847fuck off her Valentine is great
>>577343551he's trying really hard
scarlet rapist
>>577343636she wouldn't.....
>>577343636why arent umas and trainers real
It's not getting cheaper...
>>577341690Not after I spent 200 rolls on Seeking the SEX.
>>577343851You and me both, buddy. Did you get spooked by any good umas? I now have inari one and tosen jordan
Wouldn't it be better to borrow a 1lb Ruby than an MLB one with higher spec prio so that you waste less training on power?
>>577343940See this is why you bring a wit card
>>577344076SMOOCH
>>577344076Cheval is still the best V sister.
>>577343636
Is this the dead team or the sundayman team?
>>577344076 those titsaround my huge COCK
>>577343905toesen jorden deesssss
>>577344321dumb gyaru
>>577344167Cheval's name doesn't start with V
>>577344313la criatura...
>>577344453FUSU IS CUTE
>>577342847>valentine alt gets A end>wedding alt goes back to C endI don't get itAlso what kinda valentine is the alt supposed to be?
>>577344443[che]V[al]
Bros... why didn't Pearl come when I did a cheeky tenner...I wanted a Pearl...
>>577344076Lewd uma
>>577344732should've rolled in your local ocean
>>577343905I got Gold City, Satono Diamond, Teio Red, Seiun Sky again, Kawakami Princess, Taishin steampunk, Desuwa summer, Ayabe, and YadaYada before Pearl
>>577344167*brother
We are all rolling for Stamina Palmer.
>>577344167Cheval sucks. We hate her.
>>577343559Do you have eyes? Her hairstyle is great but otherwise this is easily one of the ugliest outfits ive seen in the game
Genxina
>>577345090AND HER NAME IS
>>577344997No I'm not, I think I'm putting VBourbon to rest.
>>577343851>>577343905You are small time.
Bride Curren as a front or as pace?
Didn't ass
>>577345052What the fuck you mean "we"
>>577345419Pace and run Suzuka front
>>577344997>Fr*nt card
is coffee good for you?
cheval is cute
>>577345069looks fine to me
>>577344997Early lead is enough
>you can auto play the aptitude testsHOLY SHIT
>>577345069fuck no, it's really cute
>>577345572>okay looking artYou realize my pic is how it actually looks in game right? Some nice art is a massive dif versus in game model
>>577345661To the surprise of no one.Half anni can't come soon enough.
>>577345069kill yourself nigger, wa maids are great
>>577345661>1488
>>577345661weird how they made 3 units and 2 banners for this summer
>>577345796Ulala wouldn't know about that number
>>577345749>>577345712you have to be trolling me out of boredom, right? Green and brown should never be together like that. It's legit eye cancer.
>>577345881>Green and brown should never be together like that.I would call you a woman but even they'd call you retarded
>>577345881it's literally one of the most common color combinations, the fuck are you on about. And it looks good. Just admit you have no taste and you can keep your opinion
>>577345881>color theory niggas when trees
AIEEEE
>>577345881have you never left your house before
>>577345881the fuck are you talking about, green brown beige like her maid outfit is the exact color pallet you would expect in a cafe!
>>577345998MARKED
>clanker umas can get purple skillspoor Nishino
>>577345661Hate it
>>577345661Ugliest uma
>>577346012gween tea
>>577346068toreina....
>>577346075Why?>>577346162That's my wife. Watch your fucking mouth.
>>577346068>Charles@VF
>>577345881Dia begs to differ
>>577345832they do that every other month now
>>577345832They did it for New Year's, too.
I'm not gonna @you all you fags saying that cafe outfit is good. You're full of shit. And unlike you, I'll actually be rolling on her. If you really didn't get i meant those specific shades combined, then you're just gdamn retarded.
It's paizuri day in Japan, post Daiwa.
>>577346215lol the worm crawled back to this thread
>>577346012mcafe is so comfy and warm looking at her in those clothes makes me feel relaxed
>>577346163cawfee
>>577346219dias default is ugly as sin too. Exactly why i am waiting for her NY gladly.